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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
All right, sweetie pie, buckle up. Good job.
Bobby Bones
Or ring the bell on their bike.
Lunchbox
Okay, kid, give it a try.
Bobby Bones
Nice. Or remember their elbow pads.
Lunchbox
Knees too. Okay?
Morgan Huelsman
Yep, there you go.
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Eddie
No conclusive scientific research has shown clams can experience happiness.
Morgan Huelsman
It just meant that I feel really.
Bobby Bones
Good about my coverage.
Eddie
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Bobby Bones
Ew.
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Bobby Bones
Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bo Show. Let's go. Welcome to the show. Hope you had a good weekend. Morning, studio. Morning. Okay, Kimberly is returning to try to win shoes she did not win first time. We're going to give her a second chance to win some of my shoes. Then we'll get into the old anonymous inbox. I got an email because somebody bought. Somebody brought a baby to a bar. No, that's a. That's a movie. Somebody brought a baby to a birthday party. What's the movie, though?
Lunchbox
Sweet Home Alabama. You brought a baby Baby to a bar?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the bonehead story of the day all coming up. Glad you guys are here. It's Monday show. Let's get started. Bones, we have caller Kimberly back on the phone. She lost a couple days ago playing Riddle Me this. She wants to win some of my shoes for her nephew. There are some really great shoes. There's some Jordans. They're Jordan 1 retro highs remakes at the 1985 Michael Jordan's retailed about 400 bucks. I've only ever worn them once or twice. They're awesome. I want to give them away now. Amy, you won last time, but she didn't pick you, so she didn't win the shoes. This is our second and last time to compete. You will now be playing for Kimberly against Lunchbox. Kimberly, how you feeling today?
Lunchbox
You know, I'm back and ready to revenge. You know, my loss. And I believe in Amy.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Amy
Kimberly sounded just like she did the other day when she said, I believe in Eddie.
Bobby Bones
You know what she believes and whomever.
Scuba Steve
Can win her these shoes.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Okay. This is the last chance, Amy. You have to win this for Kimberly. We do know the Lunchbox will not throw the game.
Amy
That's for sure.
Bobby Bones
That's for sure. Five questions. And riddle me this. All kids, riddles. Five questions. Write your answers down. First one's gonna be a little tough. Feel like we're in the major leagues here. Sorry, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
That's okay. I was the minors.
Bobby Bones
Jimmy's mother had four children. She named the first Monday. She named the second Tuesday. She named the third Wednesday. What's the name of the fourth child. I'm gonna read it again. Jimmy's mother had four children. She named the first Monday. She named the second Tuesday. She named the third Wednesday. What's the name of the fourth child? 15 seconds. Jimmy's mother had four children. She named the first Monday, named the second Tuesday, named the third Wednesday. What's the name of the fourth child? Five seconds.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Amy
I've been in for about an hour.
Lunchbox
Same.
Bobby Bones
He got. He was in yesterday. I didn't know the question. Lunchbox.
Amy
Jimmy.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Lunchbox
Jimmy.
Bobby Bones
That's correct. Jimmy's mother. Jimmy's mother. Eddie, would you got that one?
Scuba Steve
I would have gotten Thursday.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, see, that's why you don't appreciate your honesty. Next up, there are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
Amy
Holy crap.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. I'm gonna read it again. This is the major leagues, guys. There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there? You gonna pick Thursday again?
Scuba Steve
I'm still thinking about it.
Amy
I'm in for the win. Come in.
Bobby Bones
He's in. He comes in strong. Amy comes in. Lunchbox 5. Wrong.
Lunchbox
Amy, 5.
Bobby Bones
Wrong. 3. There are two ducks in front of a duck. Two ducks, then one. There are two ducks behind. Duck. Two ducks are behind the one duck. That's still three. And a duck in the middle. That's three. There are three ducks.
Amy
Oh, they're in a line. Got it. Oh, I had the two. One in the middle. Like a dice.
Bobby Bones
Don't really care about your wrong answers, guys. Yeah, I explain the wrong answers all day. But doing. We're not on the air.
Lunchbox
I get it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, stupid.
Amy
Yeah. You didn't say they were in the line.
Bobby Bones
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew? What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
Lunchbox
Riddle me this, men.
Amy
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Lunchbox
Porcupine.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Amy
Pin cushion.
Bobby Bones
Porcupine.
Amy
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
Pin cushion could have, like, three.
Scuba Steve
A thousand.
Amy
Are we sure a Pokemon has a thousand?
Bobby Bones
About more than a pincushion. Not really gonna fact check it. I'm just going with the sheet. But I feel you. Amy takes the lead by one. Kimberly, how you feeling?
Lunchbox
I'm feeling really good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, two questions left. Riddle me this. A man perishes of old age on his 25th birthday. How? By the way, a porcupine has roughly 30,000 needle quills. Yeah.
Amy
So that.
Lunchbox
But they at least have A thousand. They have a thousand. So if they have 30,000, they have a thousand.
Bobby Bones
What has a thousand quills? Yes. We're not even. The facts were true.
Lunchbox
Can we. Can we focus on the one at hand?
Bobby Bones
Thank you for saying that. I give myself a yellow card. Never done that before. I give myself a yellow card. That's nice of you, but if I get a red, we quit. We just go home. A man perishes of old age on his 25th birthday. How. Riddle me this. Five seconds. Time. I think lunch might have it. He. He's setting up straight. Amy, I'm gonna go to you first. A man perishes of old age on his 25th birthday. How?
Lunchbox
I just have old age. That's gotta be something.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because it's a riddle. It is something. Okay, lunchbox. Yeah.
Amy
He was born on a leap year.
Bobby Bones
Correct. He was born February 29th.
Lunchbox
I mean, but those people still celebrate their birthday.
Bobby Bones
Yellow card. We both have one. Me and you both. It sucks. I know. I know. You know what? Him for arguing pickles too. Whatever you did, you came back and you're like all yellow cards. Somebody else get one walk, we're out of here.
Scuba Steve
Three yellow cards, we're down.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. All right.
Lunchbox
And then Kimberly just gets the shoes.
Bobby Bones
And then.
Amy
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
No, last one. Last one. Here we go. When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red. And when you spit me out, I'm black. What am I?
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red. When you spit me out, I'm black. What am I? For the win. You two stop talking. It doesn't matter because you're doing mouthing even though you got it.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Amy
When I'm ripe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'll give it two more time. When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red. When you spit me out, I'm black. What am I? An answer in three seconds. I think he has it. I think he's possuming us.
Amy
No, I just got it right now.
Bobby Bones
I think he's George Jones in us.
Amy
I just got it.
Bobby Bones
What do you have?
Amy
Watermelon.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Lunchbox
Watermelon.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Scuba Steve
Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
Speed round. With speed round. There are three. Buzz in with your name. There are three. Okay, here we go. I turn once. What is out will not get in. I turn again. What is in, will not get out. What am I?
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
I turn once. What is out will not get in. I turn again. What is in, will not get out.
Amy
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Amy
A lock.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect. I turn once. What is out will not get in. I turn again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
Lunchbox
The little coin slot machine. They turn them, put the key.
Bobby Bones
Dang it. What?
Lunchbox
You go in and what?
Scuba Steve
There's a lot there.
Lunchbox
For sure.
Amy
Dang it. I was on it.
Lunchbox
All I could picture in my head was sticking a quarter in one of those stupid gumball machines.
Bobby Bones
Amy's trying to play the game where you land a quarter and it pushes off the edge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, two left. An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Amy
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Amy
There aren't any. It's frozen.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect. What?
Lunchbox
I thought that the answer would be. Not that there's not any, because there are.
Bobby Bones
There literally is one. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lunchbox
There's an elephant.
Bobby Bones
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lunchbox
An elephant.
Bobby Bones
Lost.
Lunchbox
I. Oh, that's funny. That's more of a joke. Yeah, that's elephant humor.
Amy
That was good. I got it when you lost.
Lunchbox
But is it really called Lulu and Lala and Amy's World?
Bobby Bones
No way.
Lunchbox
I just.
Bobby Bones
Last one. Buzz in with your name. Okay.
Amy
Yep.
Bobby Bones
What's something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?
Amy
Lunchbox. A hole.
Lunchbox
No, your hand.
Amy
Your hand goes in there. Something in it. Hey, how does that doggy go when you get hit by the barrel? What's the sound?
Lunchbox
That's not like you got. It's not like that was easy for you.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Donkey Kong won, though.
Scuba Steve
He won.
Bobby Bones
Kimberly.
Lunchbox
I don't know that Kimberly.
Amy
That's with Porcupine.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Here's what I want to do, guys. These shoes may be lost before Kimberly gets back on, but in the next couple weeks, let's call Kimberly back and give her another shot. Okay, guys? Kimberly, I'm sorry you did not win. It went down to the wire. But we appreciate you listening. We will give you one more chance in the next couple weeks, okay?
Lunchbox
Thanks for trying. I appreciate it, guys.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That's sad.
Amy
You guys ruined her day twice.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we did. You ruined her day. Yeah. You like it?
Amy
But I feel good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I hate her nephew.
Lunchbox
He had nothing to do with anything.
Bobby Bones
He had nothing to do with anything. Okay, do this.
Amy
It's the anonymous in box.
Bobby Bones
Anonymous in box.
Amy
There's a question to be.
Bobby Bones
Hello, Bobby Bones. Recently, I threw a lowkey birthday party with about 10 friends, snacks, drinks, games. My friend showed up with her seven month old baby, which I was not expecting. The baby started crying almost immediately and didn't stop for nearly an hour. It was so loud that it made it hard to enjoy the party. Guests were getting uncomfortable. I pulled her aside and said, hey, can you step outside or take a break in another room until the baby is calmed down? She got upset, said I should be more understanding, and she left. Now she's not speaking to me. Some say I was rude. Others say I was just protecting the party vibe. Am I the jerk here and the one who needs to apologize or was she wrong to bring a baby to a party sign? Party pooper. Well, I think this is going to be tough to go. One's wrong, one's right. I think it's weird to bring a baby to a party without letting somebody know you're bringing a baby. I don't. There's a rule against bringing a baby to a party, but if it's all adults and there aren't gonna be babies.
Lunchbox
There, I think you normally ask maybe heads up, Page.
Bobby Bones
It's cool I don't be to watch her. Is it cool if I bring her? Like I don't like that probably could have happened, but it didn't. Okay, so so far nobody's wrong. Feels a little. A little weird, but no, nobody's wrong. The baby then won't be quiet. It's ruining other people's night. It's up to the parent. It's their responsibility to take care of that baby if it's out in a different room, if it's outside and not ruin the night for everyone else. Can we all agree on that part?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so she took the baby. She great. If the baby's great, nobody cares. Not a big deal. Baby's not great. Baby's sick, baby's crying, baby's scared, baby's hungry. I don't know. I don't know what babies do. Baby cries, that's on her to make sure that everybody's night isn't ruined because of her baby. She was being very selfish in that aspect. She gets upset and leaves. That's not your issue. You did nothing wrong. It was your party. You didn't get mad when the baby showed up. You didn't get mad when the baby started crying. Initially, the only thing was you asked her could she do something to resolve what had been happening for a while with the crying baby. And that's on her. Probably. She's not even mad at you. She's probably tired she's probably irritable, and.
Lunchbox
She'S adjusting like her baby's only seven month old, so she's like, oh, I want to be with my friends and I want to hang out and.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's a great point. You are not the jerk here. I also want to say I don't think she's the jerk here either. I think there were some decisions made, mostly on her part. Some judgments that were made. I'm not even say bad judgments. Some. Some ignorant judgments, because she hadn't been through this process before in a similar situation. Show her some grace. But you are not the jerk. You. You as your party, and it's your party. And that baby won't cry if you don't want it to. Won't cry if you don't want it to. Won't cry if you don't want it to. It's. It won't cry, too.
Scuba Steve
If it happens to you, you would cry, too.
Bobby Bones
That's a baby crying, though.
Lunchbox
Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. You're not the jerk. Don't lose a friendship over this, though, because she's probably tired and there's a lot happening with her as well. All right, close it up. One year ago today, Everybody go to their phones, find one year ago today a picture from one year ago today. What were you doing one year ago today? I can go first. This is like our own time machine. So one year ago today. And I'll give you two, because one is kind of interesting and one's kind of stupid. I'm standing with Miss America. Picture me and Miss America. That's cool.
Amy
Hello.
Bobby Bones
We were at the Grand Ole Opry. I was performing, doing a television show, and she was there because she, I believe, is former Air Force officer.
Scuba Steve
Oh.
Bobby Bones
And it was a military night. We were taping for a television show. And also she was from Arkansas, I believe. It's super cool. And she was super nice. So that's me and Miss America right there.
Scuba Steve
Special.
Bobby Bones
And the other picture I have is this. I don't know who this fella is, but I liked his clothes. I screenshot it. Oh, he looks like a British guy. He's pale, but he's in a field. And he has on, like, a button up and a big brown belt and some khaki shorts, nice shorts. And I was like, I'm really feeling that vibe. So I screenshot it in case I wanted to buy those clothes. Oh, what do you think about that one, Amy?
Amy
Yeah, it almost looks like you from here.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's much Better, like. But he's, like, in a field in, like, Ireland or something.
Lunchbox
I think I've ever really seen you dress that way.
Bobby Bones
I haven't. I don't think everybody. I don't think so. But I loved it, though. I was like, man, I sure would wish I could pull that off. That's me one year ago today, Amy.
Lunchbox
This is me and my best friend Andrea, and we're at my son's track meet.
Bobby Bones
One of his first track meets. Like, did he just start running track a year ago or was he.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, track season had started, and track season just started just now, too. Like, he's got a special memory. Was that. Yeah, he did a good job.
Bobby Bones
Okay, there you go.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So there you go today.
Bobby Bones
He did a good job.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I have another video from that same day where I think I was doing some sneaky filming. I'm filming something. This is just weird because I'm filming my daughter, but she's opening a box that there's no reason to film her. But because my best friend Andrea was in town, what I was really doing. My ex husband had a girlfriend at the time, and I was filming. They were in the background. All right, this is embarrassing, but I wanted to show.
Bobby Bones
I don't understand.
Lunchbox
I wanted to show myself.
Bobby Bones
I would like to understand. So could you please slow down on that one?
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because it was kind of like.
Lunchbox
Because I didn't.
Bobby Bones
The first one was kind of boring, but I knew it was only boring because she was holding something back.
Lunchbox
Because then I was like, oh, do I really want to say this? But it's like, hey, you know, it's relatable, I'm sure. Well, I think. Yeah. My husband or my ex husband. I was just trying to get a video of.
Scuba Steve
Of them.
Bobby Bones
Are you taking. Are you taking the video?
Lunchbox
I'm. I've got a video, yes.
Bobby Bones
You're shooting it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, of my daughter's in my car. But they're kind of behind, like, in the distance.
Bobby Bones
Oh, God. So you're at a place and they're there, and you're recording your daughter, but you're like. If you see a celebrity, you're actually.
Lunchbox
Like, yeah, to be like.
Bobby Bones
Like, I'm taking a picture of Eddie, but really Garth Brooks is behind Eddie. I'm trying to get Garden.
Lunchbox
My friend was in town and she. She didn't go with me to do that. But I'm like, oh, see here, this.
Bobby Bones
Here he is with his new girlfriend.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, that's fine.
Bobby Bones
I like it. I like it. And I've done It's.
Lunchbox
It's in, it's innocent.
Amy
That's better than track.
Lunchbox
It's fine.
Bobby Bones
Every story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy
We gotta skip the track. We're gonna go straight to the.
Lunchbox
Everybody does that, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We're not judging you.
Lunchbox
Good.
Bobby Bones
See you. I don't judge you, Eddie.
Lunchbox
I should just delete this, man.
Scuba Steve
Mine immediately makes me upset. Like, immediately. And it's a picture of just a road. Like, you just see the road, right? But this is a picture my wife sent me because she ran out of gas. And that's. She's like, this is my location. This is where I am. I need you to rescue me. And man, I look at this picture and immediately I'm upset again.
Amy
That's funny. That's a good one.
Scuba Steve
Thanks for bringing that up.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox 1 year ago today in your phone.
Amy
I don't know if I want to show you guys this.
Bobby Bones
We might not want to see it if we're being honest. Is it. Is it Harry?
Amy
It's Harry.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
We don't want to see it.
Bobby Bones
What? What do you got?
Amy
It is me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
At the old building with my wife.
Scuba Steve
Oh, no.
Amy
And we are taking pictures of everything on the palette because she wanted to do detailed descriptions.
Scuba Steve
We don't talk about that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Amy
She wanted to do detailed descriptions on all the posts when I just wanted to put ironing board sweater.
Bobby Bones
For those that don't know. We bought a palette as a group. We still don't have the money back from it. We all put in a bunch of money. You buy all this stuff, there's returns and you sell individually. Lunchbox went roid. Rage on the air one. One point. We still don't have our money. It's a bad thing. But that's good. How about that?
Amy
So one year ago I was getting all these pictures so she could look up detailed item numbers on the Internet and have great descriptions. And some of these items are still listed on Facebook Marketplace and have not sold.
Bobby Bones
We've not seen a dollar.
Scuba Steve
Now I'm more upset.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, now I'm upset too.
Amy
So that's one year ago. I didn't want to bring it back, guys. That's why I didn't want to show you guys or you.
Bobby Bones
One year ago today.
Morgan Huelsman
Yeah, I was hanging out with a shark.
Bobby Bones
What do you do to you to get that nickname?
Morgan Huelsman
It was not a dude. It was a stuffed shark. I went to a shark pop up bar.
Lunchbox
It was her shark week.
Morgan Huelsman
And this whole bar did like a decoration of sharks. So I was hanging out with a shark Drinking shark drinks.
Bobby Bones
I don't like how Lunchbox has made me feel. Oh, man, that was a bad time for us here on the show.
Morgan Huelsman
I tried to bring it back.
Bobby Bones
That's a dark era. Thank you.
Amy
More than, man, the palette, man.
Bobby Bones
That's a dark area.
Amy
I still see some of those items sitting in my house going, why doesn't.
Bobby Bones
Anybody buy them as money, though still to this day, I know I'm still.
Amy
Trying to get them all out.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's play this song I need. I'm gonna take a walk and I'll go with it. Yeah, we'll play a song. It's time for the good news with lunchbox.
Amy
18 year old Zachary has a heart condition, cerebral palsy. And he had a Make a wish coming up. And he's like, I want to go see Jelly Roll in concert. So make a wish. Like, hey, you're going to see Jelly Roll. And so he's in the hotel the morning of the concert, and he's eating breakfast and they're talking at the table when the bus driver. Jelly Roll's bus driver hears about what they're doing there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, he heard about.
Scuba Steve
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
I didn't expect this to be the wrinkle.
Amy
And he goes to Jelly Roll and says, hey, man, you got this guy that's doing a Make a wish. You got to bring him backstage. You got to meet him. And so Jelly Roll meets him and then in the middle of the concert, he starts shouting Zachary out. Zachary dedicates a song to him, and then the whole crowd starts going, zachary, Zachary, Zachary.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome. I thought that they probably called Jelly Roll. And he's like, yeah, but the fact that the bus driver just heard it and it made it. That's super cool.
Amy
Yes. Save Me is Zachary's favorite song. So he's like, I want to.
Bobby Bones
What's it called again?
Amy
Save Me.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
And so Jelly Rolls like, hey, I want to dedicate this to Zachary. Sing bit of that Save me tonight. Save me when I need help and.
Bobby Bones
Try one more time.
Amy
I need a favor.
Bobby Bones
Different song.
Amy
Oh, it is.
Bobby Bones
I want you sa.
Amy
But I'm all right.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That's it. That. That's what it's all about.
Amy
That was.
Bobby Bones
Tell me something good, bones. We got this voicemail from a dad named Alan.
Amy
Bobby. My son is 11 years old and wants his first pair of Jordans. He's willing to buy them, but he wants to buy the cheapest ones he can just so he could have them. Should he pay a little bit more for A little better Jordans or would the cheap ones be just as good?
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Amy
Love the show.
Bobby Bones
Thank you for calling. And I gave the answer without the context, but now I have Alan on the phone. Alan, thank you for joining us. Alan's in Mississippi. Good morning, Alan.
Scuba Steve
Good morning, Bobby.
Amy
Good morning, studio.
Bobby Bones
Morning. So what size is your son shoe wise?
Amy
He's like, he's 11 years old, so he's like size four.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And he. But he already wants Jordan son. Like, what? Why? Why does he want Jordan? Does his friend, I'm assuming, much Jordan ones? The classics, Like, I don't know what he wants specifically.
Amy
Yeah, he wants them because all his friends have Jordans.
Bobby Bones
And did they have really cool Jordans or do they have like, I'm not going to say bad ones because aren't bad ones, but there's like the $90 to $100 version that you can go to footlocker and get. Did they mostly have those?
Amy
I don't know what they have, but I know the other day he was on series like, Siri, what are the cheapest Jordans? And that's where I was like, you can't buy the cheap Jordans.
Bobby Bones
It's his own money too, right?
Amy
Yeah, he. Yeah, he's pulling it out of his piggy bank.
Bobby Bones
And why do you push back on this? Is it because, you know, basically in life you get what you pay for for the most part, or are you like, now you represent me? You need to go some real, real cool ones.
Amy
No, he's gonna tear them up. And if he gets cheap ones, then they're gonna be done in a month.
Bobby Bones
So what if he tears up nice ones, though? Like, does that matter to you? Because, you know, the nice ones aren't really. I'm not gonna say in better shape. They're just a different, more valuable style.
Amy
Okay. I think the big concern I had was, yeah, were they going to tear up quicker by being the cheaper version?
Bobby Bones
So I'm going to say generally no. And if he's never had a pair and he's buying them with his own money, I'm going to say I would let him get the ones he wants to get. But my advice, and you may have heard a little bit of it, was give him the opportunity to, you know, work up some money and you meet him halfway for the rest of it. If he wants some nicer ones. If he doesn't want nicer ones, heck, let him buy the cheap ones and work toward a bigger, nicer pair. I mean, if you wore size 11, I would give him some awesome ones. But sounds like he's just 11 and wears a size 4. And that'd be kind of like Bozo. Big fat shoes there.
Amy
So he would wear them.
Bobby Bones
My advice would be let him buy the shoes that he wants to buy. And this is going to be a really good learning lesson. And how does he have money, by the way?
Amy
Birthdays. He does little work for me, you know, but yeah, like, his allowance is like two bucks a week, but he saves it.
Bobby Bones
Is he a good kid? Good kid or no? Or medium kid or bad kid or what?
Amy
No, he's a super good kid. Andy's responsible with his money, you know, man, he. He pulls out money from his birthday six months ago. He's like, dad, I got a hundred dollars. Can I. Can I get this? I'm like, whoa, what's he.
Bobby Bones
What's he gonna get that? What's he gonna spend on these Jordans? What does he have?
Amy
He wants to spend, like, 75 bucks.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's what I'm gonna do. If he's a good kid, I'm a massive shoe nerd and fan. Let him buy those Jordans. And size four, right?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I'm gonna get your address and I'm gonna. And don't tell him. I don't want it to be for me. But you're proud. You're proud of him because he works hard. He spent his own money on his Jordans. I'm gonna send a really sick pair of size 4 Jordans to your house, but it's going to be from you, not from me. And you're proud of them and you want them to wear these in nicer places. But he can wear those to school when he's just screwing around.
Amy
That's awesome, right?
Bobby Bones
Because it's also the value of shoe, right? I have real shoes that I love that I don't wear if I'm just going to go walking down the street. But I do have some that are semi nice that I'll go chill in. So let's do that. So he's a great kid. The only promise I want is you're not going to say it's for me. You're going to say that it's from you. And these are for whenever he's doing something nicer and you're proud of him and keep working hard, that kind of thing. Okay.
Amy
All right, cool.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Awesome. So amazing. I'm fair. Yes, Fair. I would say amazing. I'm fair. I'm just a shoe guy. I'm a shoe guy. So I respect shoes, so I'm gonna order them. It'll take a few days for them to get here. They probably won't be Jordan ones. I'm gonna pick out a special. A special pair for them, and then we're gonna get your address and mail them to you. And then just give us a call back in the next couple weeks once you get them again. Not for him to know, but I just kind of want to know how it all played out and if you liked them.
Amy
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Sounds good with me.
Bobby Bones
You're.
Amy
You just made my day. You made his day too. I'm sure.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome. Okay, cool. Well, then let him buy the regulars and then I'll talk to you in a few weeks.
Amy
All right?
Bobby Bones
All right.
Amy
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
Don't hang up, but don't let him hang up. Okay? I might get his address. Like, I love buying people's shoes. That's why I'm giving shoes away. I'm such a shoe nerd that I'm looking at size fours and I'm kind of geeking out at how cool some of these, like, even, like the Jordan 4 retros that are size 4 anyway.
Lunchbox
Nerd nerd.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Scuba Steve
I like that you let him buy shoes.
Bobby Bones
Game of Thrones. I know. I get it. I get it. Yeah. He needs to buy him his own money.
Scuba Steve
Like, he's gonna buy his, and then you're gonna get him other ones.
Bobby Bones
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Raymundo
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Bobby Bones
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Raymundo
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Bobby Bones
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Raymundo
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Bobby Bones
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Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney, and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
Bobby Bones
I like a man.
Dylan Mulvaney
You like a man. What do I like, Joe?
Bobby Bones
You like a man too.
Dylan Mulvaney
We often.
Bobby Bones
There's quite similar.
Dylan Mulvaney
There's some cross pollination happening in here.
Bobby Bones
Not like. No. Have we? No. No, not yet.
Dylan Mulvaney
Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
Raymundo
There's a type of soil in Mississippi called Yazoo clay. It's thick, burnt orange, and it's got a reputation.
Lunchbox
It's terrible, terrible dirt.
Raymundo
Yazoo clay eats everything, so things that get buried there tend to stay buried until they're not. In 2012, construction crews at Mississippi's biggest hospital made a shocking discovery.
Amy
7,000 bodies out there or more, all.
Raymundo
Former patients of the old state asylum, and nobody knew they were there.
Bobby Bones
It was my family's mystery.
Raymundo
But in this corner of the south, it's not just the soil that keeps secrets.
Bobby Bones
Nobody talks about it. Nobody has any information.
Raymundo
When you peel back the layers of Mississippi's Yazoo clay, nothing's ever as simple as you think.
Lunchbox
The story is much more complicated and nuanced than that.
Raymundo
I'm Larison Campbell. Listen to under yazukle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Jay Shetty
Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty. And today my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. I can't wait for you to hear this episode about their love story, about their relationship like you've never heard it before. I want to go back to the first time you ever met.
Lunchbox
Thank you so much for this.
Morgan Huelsman
One of the great.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. I'm Selena.
Lunchbox
But we're watching Desi.
Scuba Steve
When you're a pop star like she is and you're a huge entity and people set up all these walls before, and then the first second you, like, disarmed everybody by the way. Congratulations on your engagement.
Lunchbox
What I felt for Benny, it was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling. And it made me feel like I could do the same.
Scuba Steve
If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.
Jay Shetty
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
You get 60 seconds to rant about something in your life. I will go first. And go. I like to first shout out Eddie, because one time, Eddie opened a bag of potato chips, and in the bag of potato chips, there was nothing but air. It was empty air.
Scuba Steve
Not one chip?
Bobby Bones
No, not one chip. And they filled the whole thing with air. And I remember thinking, that's unbelievable. And so I hated that for you. But what I hate for me is I will get trail mix. And do you know what's the heir of trail mix? Raisins. Why do they keep putting raisins one by themselves? Nobody likes them. You might find somebody who kind of likes them sometimes. Nobody loves raisins. Why are we letting raisins dominate trail mix? I love everything else in trail mix. I love a little salt. I love a little crunch. I Love M&M's in it. Love that the raisins make the trail mix bad. It's not 1890. Raisins are not dessert. It's not. Hey, children. You all get raisins for having such good grades.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Raisins are awful. Replace them with M&Ms. Or nothing. That is the empty air in the bag.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, that's it.
Lunchbox
We support you.
Bobby Bones
That's my rant.
Scuba Steve
I'm with you on that.
Bobby Bones
I want to keep ranting, but it's so stupid.
Scuba Steve
It is so stupid.
Bobby Bones
That's all I had to eat yesterday. It was a bag of trail mix. Sorry, I mean a bag of raisins. It was terrible.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's terrible.
Bobby Bones
That's my rant. Mine was angrier than I expected. I didn't mean to get so mad. I got a little angrier because it had to be angry. Okay, 60 seconds, Amy. Ready? Go.
Lunchbox
Okay, so here's a little rant that nobody warns you about, but I'm here to do. So I stopped getting Botox, and I, you know, just wanted to give my face a little bit of a break. I'm 44 now, and I started getting it, like, in my late 30s, and I got my eyebrows microbladed a while back as well, which is like a little tattooing a lot of girls do it. And, well, nobody tells you that when you stop getting Botox and your forehead starts to change that your eyebrows will now no longer be in the same spot. So I had to get my eyebrows lasered off, and I have no brows, and that's why I'm wearing a hat. And it was super painful, and it's red underneath, so I have to go back for another laser appointment. And the laser actually singed the actual hair off my eyebrows and blanch them and turn them white. And so it's this whole thing that I wish in my 30s, someone had warned me, like, hey, either pick or choose. Get the microbladed brows or get the Botox. But don't do it at the same time, because if you skip the Botox, then your forehead's gonna change. It's just very annoying. And now I'm gonna be living in hats.
Bobby Bones
Wow. I have a couple things to say. First of all, thank you for your honesty.
Lunchbox
It sucks.
Bobby Bones
And second of all, about half those words I didn't know. Yeah, thank you. But I'm sure a lot of you.
Lunchbox
Probably because you're not a girl, but every girl is talking about, I'm not a girl.
Bobby Bones
Not probably. We don't gotta say probably not a girl. I know a lot of people get confused. I do have a purse.
Lunchbox
Most women in their 40s, they know about Botox, and they know about microbladed brows.
Bobby Bones
And that's why you've been wearing a hat, because every day you've been rocking a hat. You look good in a hat.
Amy
Can you lift it up a little bit? Like, what do you mean by you have no brows?
Lunchbox
Well, I. I tried to draw them on, but I had to put, like, base. You know what that is, right, Bobby?
Bobby Bones
Like, foundation I've had to use. I say I'm not a girl, but.
Lunchbox
Yes, I know you know about concealer and stuff like that.
Bobby Bones
We don't have to keep going with that.
Lunchbox
Yes, you do TV stuff.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But you just gotta move on.
Lunchbox
But they're so red under there that I had to just, like, cover them in makeup and then get a brow pencil and draw them on. And I tried to do no hat today, and then I went in the bathroom mirror at work, and I was like, never mind.
Scuba Steve
The artwork is good. I'm looking at it now. I can kind of see it.
Lunchbox
That's because it's covered by the hat. Pretty much. It gives a shadow. But if we were outside in the sun right now, you'd be like, we're guys.
Bobby Bones
We wouldn't notice for the rest of your life. You're gonna have to draw them. We notice nothing.
Lunchbox
I don't know what's gonna happen once this all resolves, but it's gonna be like, check in with me and I don't know, Igor.
Bobby Bones
Igor. She's like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Shit.
Lunchbox
Like, no. I looked at the calendar, and I really feel like maybe I'll have an update and feel more normal come August.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
August.
Scuba Steve
That's a long time.
Lunchbox
I know, guys. It's a process. I don't know what to say.
Scuba Steve
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
It's okay. Let's go over to eddie. You'll have 60 seconds for your rant. Are you ready?
Scuba Steve
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Action.
Scuba Steve
So as a dad, you know, I go to a lot of sports games with my kids or whatever, and I meet other dads, and I'm getting really frustrated with the whole, like, what do you do for a living? Because I feel like my answer is pretty easy, like, oh, I'm on the radio. Oh, that's cool. You do a morning show. That's really cool. I love it. But when I ask them, it's always something like, I do logistics for conveyors. Like, what does that mean? Like, be a little more specific. Oh, I do project manager for something. Something. I don't know what that means. If you're the guy that makes sure that ketchup goes in ketchup bottles, explain it to me like that.
Bobby Bones
So you want specific?
Scuba Steve
Specific, Because I have no idea what any of these words mean.
Lunchbox
Do you? Try Googling it?
Bobby Bones
We can't interrupt. I do the same thing.
Lunchbox
I'm sorry.
Bobby Bones
That's on me. That's on me, too. I know. That's on me too.
Scuba Steve
I'm in person. There's no Googling anything. I just wish that they would explain it to me like, I'm a five year old. I am the person that makes sure that the stitches on your shirt are right. They're straight on. Oh, my gosh. We'd have so much conversation to have after that. But when they say logistics, I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Conversation done.
Bobby Bones
Maybe it just sounds better for them to say that because they're. I was embarrassed, but they're like. And I don't want to admit to Eddie, I. I do the stitching in the Fruit of the Loom, but I'll.
Scuba Steve
Be like, that's so cool. So you make sure that that's right.
Bobby Bones
I agree. People will tell me stuff like, what's your job? Oh, I do communication, logistics, product. I check out, I don't even ask.
Scuba Steve
There are no follow up questions.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, nothing. Because it's like when Amy going I'm etches catching my eyebrows with sunny D. I'm like, I don't know what to even say. Yeah, so 60, 60 seconds lunchbox and go.
Amy
So a few weeks ago, Bobby came to me and said, hey, you're going to Turkey. So I need to know, am I going to Turkey or am I not going to Turkey? I got my hopes all up talking about this Turkey trip. I envisioned myself on the Turkish beaches, climbing the mountains in Turkey, traveling over there, having a great old time because I've never traveled anywhere in this world and it would be amazing. I've looked at things online and sometimes my kids are talking to me going, dad, dad, dad, dad. I'm like, oh, what? It's because I'm daydreaming about Turkey this summer. I've been thinking, man, can I do this? I don't know, I may be in Turkey at that time. People are like, hey, you want to get together? I don't know, maybe in Turkey. So I haven't heard anything about Turkey. Guys, am I going to Turkey? This guy has his bags packed. He has his imagination full of what it's going to be like in Turkey. What the Turkish food. I even went to a Turkish restaurant the other day for lunch to get.
Bobby Bones
Used to the food. I think he's lying, but that's funny.
Amy
To Turkey or am I not going to Turkey? Tell me, Turkey or no Turkey?
Bobby Bones
Like he started just saying more Turkey because he didn't want to.
Scuba Steve
I mean he's the king at saying the same thing over and over in different ways.
Bobby Bones
So for those that aren't up to this segment, we talked about the travel board advisory of the country of Turkey. They say, hey boy, Bobby, you can't fly out here and do a bunch of stuff tourism. And I was like, it's not that I don't think Turkey would be great. That's like a six or seven day deal. The schedule they wanted, I was not able to be gone. I said, I think it'd be fun to send lunchbox a turkey though.
Scuba Steve
Someone that's not doing so much.
Bobby Bones
You said that right. And so does it differently. Eddie's is a little more someone that.
Scuba Steve
Their calendar is wide open.
Bobby Bones
Oh, how about doesn't have a calendar. There you go. It's sort of like Eddie's so fair too. Scuba is lunchbox going to the country of Turkey?
Scuba Steve
It hasn't been ruled out that you're not going, but they haven't said that you are going. So it's kind of in this limbo.
Bobby Bones
Space, but that's everything. That's every big deal. They're probably still working on the deal.
Scuba Steve
Yes.
Bobby Bones
No. Go eat more turkey dinners. You need to let him know he's turkey and dressing.
Scuba Steve
Turkey dinner.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Turkey jerky.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Get you in?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right, Morgan, last one. You good? Yep. I'm ready. 60 seconds. Go.
Morgan Huelsman
Guys, I need to know. Why do TV shows have to end? They start all these shows and then you get so invested in the characters and the storyline, and you spend hours of your life with them, and then some of them just end for no reason. They leave you on a cliffhanger, and you never know whatever happened to them. And there's nobody who ever fixes that. You just have to live the rest of your life never knowing what happened to these characters you were so invested in. And then you'll get watch these shows for hours upon hours, and these new shows will come out and you'll start to watch them, and then they'll disappear again. And you just go on this ever cycle of watching TV shows and then they end. It's like a constant repetitive situation of never knowing what's gonna happen in your life with TV shows. And I hate that there's all these TV shows out there that just end. I wish there was more.
Bobby Bones
Talking about turkey. Guys, she's about to start talking about turkey.
Morgan Huelsman
I feel like coming on 30 seconds. Yes. So my point being is that I would really like for one TV show out there to be unlimited and never end so I don't have to get invested.
Bobby Bones
Yes or no? Is she going to turkey stress me out?
Scuba Steve
You want to tell her why they end?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Two things. Either it's not getting ratings or streams or two a lot into what sucked was during COVID they had to. They just had to cancel shows that were doing well. I loved the. It was called. The book's called Showtime. But Winning time was what they called the TV show by the Lakers, a good show. Had to cancel it because they couldn't pay people during COVID So mostly, though, it's because it's not performing how they want.
Morgan Huelsman
I know that actual reason, but I just still don't think they should have to be canceled. Like, why. Why am I investing so much time to die?
Scuba Steve
I know.
Bobby Bones
Riley Green said it best.
Scuba Steve
Good song.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan Huelsman
You guys ever been like that, though? You have a TV show and you get invested and then it just ends.
Scuba Steve
There's a lot of TV shows out there.
Amy
A lot new, though.
Bobby Bones
And then they just make another one, just cycle. And I'm like, am I going to Turkey? That's like, what the crap? Watch TV show, go turkey. Okay, thank you, everybody. 60 seconds. We kind of did it. Kind of feel like I know what's on everybody's mind. Good job, everybody. All right, let's hit it. Amy, what do you have?
Lunchbox
So my son asked me who I would call if I were kidnapped. And I can only assume he was thinking, like, what if I get kidnapped, who do I call? And I said, oh, I would call your dad. So even though his dad and I are divorced, I probably would call him. I feel like you would.
Bobby Bones
You're saying you would. No, you're not telling him. You're saying you would.
Lunchbox
I would. And then I also think he should, but I. I wanted him to, you know, see his dad as a hero and someone that I would call. And it just got me curious. Like, who?
Bobby Bones
Who?
Lunchbox
Who would we call? Like who? If you had one call, you can't call authorities or anything. Yes, that's an obvious answer, but this is. You have to pick a person.
Bobby Bones
Can we make the rule? They have to be somebody in your phone. You can't just invent somebody. So somebody in your phone, who would you call? It's fun, though. The kidnappers are giving you one call. Like the judicial system of America.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, mine's easy. I got mine.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Scuba Steve
That's going to be you. Because they're going to be. There's a rant. They're looking for a ransom, so I'm going to call.
Bobby Bones
So now I'm just used because I made more money.
Scuba Steve
Now you'll pay whatever you need.
Lunchbox
It's a good point.
Bobby Bones
I'm going to negotiate him down, though, so it's going to get a little risky because it's if it ain't a deal and I've been Dave Ramsey. Is that the best offer you can give me? Okay, I take that you would call your ex husband. Military?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, show up, kick in some doors.
Lunchbox
He could probably make. Make some other calls.
Bobby Bones
Went through my phone. What sucks is it. It's kind of. It's almost Eddie's answer. But I probably call Andy Roddick.
Scuba Steve
He's got cash.
Bobby Bones
Tennis player, because one, he's big dude, I'm sure. But he's also rich and he could get me out. So as much as I laughed about that, that was kind of my thinking, too.
Scuba Steve
Like, who do I find the rich person?
Bobby Bones
Like, who do I know that loves me so much that would just give money regardless.
Scuba Steve
Right, Right.
Bobby Bones
And so I would call Andy Roddick, the former tennis player, but I just know he would do it. I love him. He loves me. I love you, you love me. We would all do it. Lunchbox.
Amy
I called Jelly Roll.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
He's on your phone?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think he just wants to flex it as Jelly Roll's number. And I. I respect it 100%.
Amy
I never talked to Jelly Roll on the phone, never text him, never anything. But it's celebrity softball games. I'll get my number, but never use it. He's never called me, so I don't even know if he'd answer the phone. But he could provide a concert, he can provide money, he can provide hookups to whatever. Jelly Roll knows a lot of people, and he has a lot of connections. So I go, jelly Roll, are you.
Bobby Bones
Sure that's still his number?
Amy
Because it might not be anymore, because he's thrown his phone away. He's probably changed his number 100 times.
Lunchbox
In the river or something.
Amy
I had it in there for a moment.
Bobby Bones
Because once people get famous, a different level the number does usually, but I think when.
Lunchbox
By the time Jelly Roll gave it to Lunchbox, he'd already. He'd hit that level, but he probably has changed.
Amy
I mean, celebs change numbers a lot.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Who would you pick if you needed someone to come and save you, like, physically? They need to get in and do some fighting to save you.
Lunchbox
Someone we know?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Somebody in your phone book you can still picture.
Lunchbox
I have to pick my ex husband.
Bobby Bones
Good. Like in.
Scuba Steve
Oh, that's tough. Oh, I got one.
Lunchbox
No offense to my current boyfriend, but.
Bobby Bones
Your husband's, like, especially trained, like, military.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
I'm gonna go. Kevin Klug, our trainer.
Lunchbox
Oh, good one.
Scuba Steve
That dude will just. Yeah, he'll save me.
Bobby Bones
Mm. Yeah. Big, big, strong guy.
Scuba Steve
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Lunchbox John Hodges, my roommate from college. He's a Marine. He was a Jag, and he is crazy. He grew up in East Texas, and he can do everything. Like, he is wild and crazy, and he can. He can kill people.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my. Like, him, I'm torn between me and who.
Scuba Steve
You're not an option.
Bobby Bones
You're not. Yeah. I'm gonna go head coach Dan Lanning at Oregon.
Scuba Steve
Oh, dang.
Bobby Bones
Because he's a beast.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. Most head coaches of football, a little.
Bobby Bones
He's young, competitive, younger, and he's younger than us.
Lunchbox
What's his name?
Bobby Bones
Dan Lanning.
Lunchbox
Dan Lanning.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
He does seem tough.
Lunchbox
Coach.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He's 38. I don't know if he's. I don't know if you go fighting for me or not, but I'd probably call him to come and, like, like, physically do it. But that's fun. Talk with your kids.
Scuba Steve
But why did he think.
Lunchbox
Oh, so he worries about pretty much everything.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So I like that he tries to think ahead. So when a worry comes into his mind, he's. He'll talk it through. But he has a lot of questions that just, you know, I don't really think of on a daily basis, but it just gives you a peek inside his brain.
Bobby Bones
One more. Who's the one person on your phone you wouldn't call for any reason whatsoever, though they could not save you. You can. If you call them, you know, you're dead. Like, there's no chance they're able to save you. In your phone, who's the weakest?
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
To save you. Who's the weakest person in your phone that you know? If you had to call, they were your only chance, you for sure wouldn't live.
Scuba Steve
Guess I'd go Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
He's not the weak.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, he's pretty weak. Like, what's he gonna do? He's not gonna save me. He doesn't even know anyone. He's gonna call Jelly Roll and Jelly. That's gonna be the wrong number.
Bobby Bones
You know, get a point there. You got a point there. Okay, Amy, Anybody?
Lunchbox
I don't like the first answer that came to my head.
Scuba Steve
What was it?
Bobby Bones
Come on.
Lunchbox
Well, I think she would, but, I mean, my daughter was the first person that popped in my head because I feel like she'd be like, what's in it for me?
Scuba Steve
Or, yeah, right.
Lunchbox
How. How much do I get?
Bobby Bones
She needs her money.
Lunchbox
Actually, she probably just won't answer.
Amy
Lunchbox, no teeth. Keith.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man.
Amy
I mean, listen, man, my old baseball coach, he's the nicest guy in the world, but that's the problem. He's too nice. He would get on the phone with the kidnappers, just be like, oh, kid. Are you guys having a bad day? Oh, it's okay, kid. Okay, kid. Talk to you later. And he'd hang up. He would just try to be nice to him.
Bobby Bones
I think mine would be. Mike, you may want to look at an age on this. Don Felder of the Eagles.
Lunchbox
How old is he?
Bobby Bones
I think. I think he might be the oldest person on my phone, is why I picked that. It was super nice guy, but I think if he showed up at the hotel, California. He's almost 80, so I think he'd probably get. I'd be dead.
Scuba Steve
Did you get Ringo's phone number?
Bobby Bones
Nah. Oh, man.
Scuba Steve
That would have been cool.
Bobby Bones
That would have been cool, though.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.
Scuba Steve
You know the billionaire Warren Buffett. He owns Berkshire Hathaway, and every year he does a million March Madness Bracket Challenge for all his employees. It's been a while since anyone's won, but.
Bobby Bones
Well, no one's ever won the whole thing.
Scuba Steve
Somebody won a million back in 2016.
Bobby Bones
You mean? No. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
It's not a perfect bracket. So the way it's set up is that it's. You have to pick 29 consecutive games.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So. Oh, that's cool.
Scuba Steve
If you pass that 29 mark, you're the million dollar winner.
Bobby Bones
Somebody did hit that, though.
Scuba Steve
Somebody became a millionaire. Not only did they pass the 29 mark, they picked 44 games out of 45. But here's the crazy part. He won the million, but 11 other employees guessed 31 out of 32 games. So they get a hundred thousand each, too.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Amy
Everybody, why don't we do this here, Bones? Let's do this.
Lunchbox
Probably not at that level, but.
Bobby Bones
What do you want from me? You do realize.
Scuba Steve
100,000.
Bobby Bones
Everybody, I'd like for everyone to know. Official announcement. I don't pay your checks.
Amy
Yeah, you're right.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
This would just be an extra thing.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Bonus show.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Like, if you wanted to all put in and do this. I'm fine. I spend so much of my own money. I'm basically a teacher in today's education system. I spent so much of my own money doing prizes for the show. Other crap. Trust me, that. No. The answer is no.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But if we want to do one together. Yes.
Lunchbox
Well, we could do it to scale.
Bobby Bones
I should do a GoFundMe. Really fun. My supplies.
Amy
Oh, I like that.
Bobby Bones
That's basically what I'm doing. I'm paying for all this crap.
Scuba Steve
But Warren Buffett paid for all this.
Bobby Bones
He's worth $164 billion.
Amy
So someone won a million dollars on this tournament. That just happened.
Scuba Steve
Somebody won a million this year because.
Bobby Bones
They had all those games in a row.
Lunchbox
Several people won 100.
Bobby Bones
I've never heard of that. That. That version of it, though, it's pretty cool.
Amy
That was a perfect bracket.
Bobby Bones
No one's ever had a perfect bracket.
Scuba Steve
He said that it used to be a perfect bracket, but no one ever came close. He's like, I gotta change this so there's actually a winner at some point.
Bobby Bones
Okay. If you picked a perfect bracket this year, Amy, I'll give you $100,000.
Lunchbox
Okay. If it's too late.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh.
Amy
He's so smart. There you go.
Bobby Bones
That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Now time for Amy's Morning Corny.
Amy
The morning Corny.
Lunchbox
How does a lemon answer the phone? Yellow.
Bobby Bones
That was the Morning Corny.
Lunchbox
Get it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Always do. Yellow.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It could have been a banana.
Lunchbox
Yellow.
Amy
True.
Bobby Bones
How does Big Bird answer the phone?
Lunchbox
Yellow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. How does Homer sense?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Yellow.
Dylan Mulvaney
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. There's options. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
But when you ask me if I get it, I'm insulted.
Lunchbox
I know you get it. I'm just, like, kind of poking.
Bobby Bones
I don't like to be poked.
Lunchbox
I just want people to know that you got it.
Bobby Bones
Can I hear number two, please?
Lunchbox
Ray, this is a Morning Corny for Amy. What do you call a pine tree wrapped in bacon? A porcupine.
Bobby Bones
That's funny. A porcupine.
Lunchbox
Porcupine.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Hey, you get it?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Just poking. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I'm not insulted. Yes. I get it. Yay.
Bobby Bones
Give me number. Give me that other one. Ray, when you were talking about spouses going on vacations without each other, fun fact about me and my husband, we have been married for eight years in February, and we have never spent one night apart. And I recently had a friend asked me to go on a girls trip, and I'm leaning more towards going, but we're both like, what do we do? So. Thoughts? Comments? Love the show. I have the answer for you. Because I love a streak. If it's just about the streak, I love a streak. If it's about the streak, don't go on the girls trip. If it's about the health of, like, your life and fun, yeah, you can do it. You should. You should go on a girls trip. You don't have. You don't need to be with him every single night. He doesn't need to be with you. Relationship's great. Eight years. You love each other, all the healthy stuff, like, that's the actual answer. I love a streak. So for me to be able to keep the streak going, I would handcuff myself to my wife if we'd gone that long. But I think if you're not absolutely insane and full of neurosis like I am, you should go on the girls trip. Yeah.
Lunchbox
You should go.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like my friend told me the other day, she's never seen Titanic, and that's like her streak. So now she doesn't want to break it.
Bobby Bones
That's not a streak. That's not a streak. That's easy. Not.
Lunchbox
No, she just never saw it when. Especially when it was popular. Like, we all saw it in high school. We all did. We're about the same age, so everybody.
Bobby Bones
Never seen a Sopranos episode. Streak is rocking right now.
Lunchbox
Titanic, she goes. It's sort of like my thing.
Bobby Bones
Like, okay, her thing is different. If that's her thing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, she. She does want to see it, but she's like, I've gone this long and it's sort of like if it comes up, it's like my thing. I get to say where people are shocked.
Bobby Bones
Do like I do with beer. Just lie. I have a beer every night. Oh, I've never had a drink, but again, a little. I mean, a little. I'm scared of it. But it's a streak at this point too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, true. Yeah, that's. I bet that is a big reason why you haven't. I mean, obviously alcoholism in your family.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Really?
Bobby Bones
Dying because of it. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yes, that's a little reason.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, I think that's a big reason. But I do think that part of it is because it's your streak.
Bobby Bones
I. Yes. I haven't made it as much of my personality over the last two years, but yeah, listen, I think you should go. Honest, honestly, you know, you're not crazy like us. So go. Go on the trip. I think you will love it. Thank you for that. Leave us a voicemail anytime. 877 77. Bobby, I was in therapy and my therapist said, hey, what's the one thing that you hope people say about you when you're not around, not dead? Because I don't really care that much about legacy because I'm not here. Who cares?
Lunchbox
Just like not in the room.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, if people talking about you and you're not there, like, what do you hope they say about you? I was like, oh, that is such an interesting question. And I have my. I've had time to think about this, you guys. Does anything come to mind with you guys first?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you already have yours. Yeah, go ahead, man.
Amy
Isn't that dude just so good looking, like, man. And just when you look at him, ever when he's in a room, everybody's just looking at him because he. His looks just stunning.
Bobby Bones
I guess that's what he wants.
Lunchbox
He wants you to say he's stunning.
Bobby Bones
I hear you, but I mean, that's not real reality. I would love for Some to be like, man, I can't believe that guy just gave everybody a billion dollars when he walked out of the room. But I don't feel like that's realistic. Do you feel like that's realistic that some people do say that?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, fair enough.
Amy
I think that goes on.
Bobby Bones
Like, you think sometimes it is said. Yeah.
Amy
Like, they're probably in a group going, man, our group's kind of ugly. We're lunchboxes here. Really?
Bobby Bones
You think there are groups that sometimes wish you could add to their overall?
Amy
Yeah. You know, like, if they're going out, it's like, man, we're going to try to. Without me, it's like, oh, so this.
Lunchbox
It has to be actually possible.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Scuba Steve
I like that.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, that was therapist.
Lunchbox
It wasn't like creative fantasy land fantasy. I walk away and they're like, gosh, she's brilliant.
Scuba Steve
She's so smart.
Amy
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I didn't do wishes.
Amy
Yeah, we're not doing wishes. Amy, Come on. This didn't make a wish.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Stunning.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Scuba Steve
My fantasy would be, he's so good with numbers.
Lunchbox
Right? Golly. She would never be dyslexic.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Mine's like, he. See, his vision is so great. Okay, now we're doing fake ones.
Lunchbox
She pays attention to everything.
Bobby Bones
His head really isn't as big as everybody says. It's normal size of the skull. Okay. Real ones. Okay. What I told him was, and I thought about it for a second, I said, I hope, like, if I spend time with people and I'm gone and someone's like, hey, tell me about him. I hope people say, like, he is extremely consistent and fair and doesn't expect anything any more of you than he does himself. That's what I said.
Lunchbox
So when you're not around. That's a long sentence, is the main one.
Bobby Bones
Guys, he's not saying, guess what people are saying. What do you want them to say? Right? Like, what. What do you want the sentiment to be?
Lunchbox
Hey, bet.
Bobby Bones
And I would say consistency, fairness, and that I have no expectations on anybody else that I don't have on myself. Plus, even if it's uncomfortable, I think I do expect a lot of people, especially professionally, but I will. Don't expect nothing out of anyone that I don't do myself.
Lunchbox
I can confirm that those things have been said behind your back.
Bobby Bones
But also, it's probably not in a nice way like this guy, get off me.
Lunchbox
No, in a nice way.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, thank you. I appreciate that, but that's. That would be my. That's what I told him. I want to be known as consistent. If I say I'm going to be here at this time, I'm going to be here. You can trust me. What is your real one?
Lunchbox
My real one. And this definitely isn't always the case, but I would like to work on it to where it's always the case that when I. If I walk away, it's like, oh, I like her energy. Like, I bring that. I bring good energy.
Bobby Bones
That's good.
Lunchbox
I know sometimes I'm not bringing that, but overall, if, you know, nine times out of 10, I brought good energy, and that's good. It's a good one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, I'm sure people have said that, like, Amy leaves or you're not even there. They're talking about. You're like, yeah, she's really good energy. That's a good one, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
I'm gonna go nice. Like, I like. I like it when people say, like, gosh, Eddie's so nice. Like, it's so pleasant to be around him. I don't know, it makes me feel good that people think that because, I don't know, it makes our conversation easy and no one feels uncomfortable because I'm nice.
Bobby Bones
You're nice.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. But do people say that when I leave?
Bobby Bones
Yes. You're a very nice person.
Lunchbox
You'll say that about you?
Bobby Bones
You are. Nice is a weird word because I feel like nice could be taken many ways, but I would say you're warm and you're. You're very pleasant. Oh, that's cool.
Scuba Steve
I like those words.
Bobby Bones
That's what people will say.
Lunchbox
Warm and pleasant.
Bobby Bones
What's your real one, though? Lunchbox.
Amy
Well, that was it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I'm just making sure.
Lunchbox
What? He's so, you know.
Bobby Bones
He said it hot.
Lunchbox
Athletic for his age. That's so cool. He's soccer.
Bobby Bones
We can't make him have his own.
Amy
No, no, We've already gone over mine.
Bobby Bones
Stunning. Stunning.
Lunchbox
Okay. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Alright sweetie pie, buckle up. Good job.
Bobby Bones
Or ring the bell on their bike.
Lunchbox
Okay kid, give it a try.
Bobby Bones
Nice. Or remember their elbow pads.
Lunchbox
Knees too. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yep. There you go. New Instagram teen accounts. Automatic protections for who can contact your teen and the content they can see.
Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney, and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
Bobby Bones
I like a man.
Dylan Mulvaney
You like a man. What do I like, Joe?
Bobby Bones
You like a man too.
Dylan Mulvaney
We often there's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here.
Bobby Bones
Not like. No. Have we? No. No, not yet.
Dylan Mulvaney
Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
Raymundo
There's a type of soil in Mississippi called Yazoo clay. It's thick, burnt orange and it's got a reputation.
Lunchbox
It's terrible, terrible dirt.
Raymundo
Yazoo clay eats everything, so things that get buried there tend to stay buried until they're not. In 2012, construction crews at Mississippi's biggest hospital made a shocking discovery.
Amy
7,000 bodies out there or more, all.
Raymundo
Former patients of the old state asylum and nobody knew they were there.
Bobby Bones
It was my family's mystery.
Raymundo
But in this corner of the south, it's not just the soil that keeps secrets.
Bobby Bones
Nobody talks about it. Nobody has any information.
Raymundo
When you peel back the layers of Mississippi's Yazoo clay, nothing's ever as simple as you think.
Lunchbox
The story is much more complicated and nuanced than that.
Raymundo
I'm Larison Campbell. Listen to under yazukle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Jay Shetty
Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty. And today, my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. I can't wait for you to hear this episode about their love story, about their relationship like you've never heard it before. I want to go back to the first time you ever met.
Lunchbox
Thank you so much for this.
Bobby Bones
One of the great. Thank you. I'm Selena. We're watching Disney Kids.
Scuba Steve
When you're a pop star like she is, and you're a huge entity and people set up all these walls before, and then the first second, you, like, disarmed everybody. By the way, congratulations on your engagement.
Lunchbox
What I felt for Benny, it was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling, and it made me feel like I could do the same.
Scuba Steve
If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.
Jay Shetty
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Wake up, Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emmy Launch box More Game 2. Scuba Steve Red Habits trying to put you through. Mike D's riding this week's next bit, and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Vaughn. I think I might have sexually harassed someone. Dude. I think I might have sexually harassed Morgan.
Lunchbox
What? Why are you saying that?
Bobby Bones
Because I don't know the rules anymore.
Scuba Steve
Oh, my goodness.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
She came in and I was like, hey, your hair looks really good. Isn't that now, like, sexual harassment or something?
Scuba Steve
Can't say.
Lunchbox
According to who?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. They're like, don't comment on people's bodies and stuff.
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, her hair is not really her body. I mean, it's grows out of her head, but it's like, not. It's not like you're like, hey, your butt is looking good today.
Bobby Bones
I didn't do that.
Lunchbox
Different than. I know.
Scuba Steve
See that matters.
Bobby Bones
Let's just talk about the rules.
Lunchbox
Different than hair.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so let's. Let's go through the rules. But this is what happened this morning. I was the only one in here. Morgan came in second. Are you familiar with the situation, Morgan?
Morgan Huelsman
Yes, I was there.
Bobby Bones
Morgan walked in and I said, hey, your hair looks really good. Like, did you do something different to it or whatever? She's like, I did. Washed it or something. I don't even know.
Lunchbox
I just shaved it.
Bobby Bones
But then I'm like, oh, crap, you're almost talking to people's bodies, and so then all day long, I'm, like, waiting for a call from hr.
Morgan Huelsman
Is that why you retreated immediately after saying it?
Bobby Bones
Yes, because I was like, I don't. Maybe I wasn't supposed to, like, compliment somebody anything about anybody.
Lunchbox
I think you can. You can say.
Bobby Bones
What can. What can guys say to women?
Lunchbox
I think you can say anything about the hair that you want. That's fine. Or you can say you're. You're. You're glowing today. Or, like, you're radiant. Words like that.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm just giving you ways to. To compliment someone. Nothing to do with their body.
Amy
Wait, what about.
Bobby Bones
What about glowing feels pregnant?
Amy
Yeah, that's what you say. A pregnant woman.
Lunchbox
No, that's like, glowing like you. You're glowing today. Like you.
Bobby Bones
If somebody said that, I'd be like, what do you mean, glowing?
Lunchbox
Okay, fine. Don't use glowing.
Bobby Bones
I won't.
Scuba Steve
So what about, like, clothes, though? Because, like, that's not part of the body. So could you be like, those pants look good?
Amy
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I want to go one at a time, because that's a great point. So first of all, did I. And I hope I didn't, but I did retreat immediately. Did I sexually harass Morgan this morning? No. She walked in and I said, hey, your hair looks really good.
Amy
No, I don't think so.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. So we're off of that. Not on that list.
Scuba Steve
They're clear.
Bobby Bones
Good. Now, what else can I say? Let's say she walks in. I'll do. I'll do Amy. Amy walked in all black today, and I was like, what up, black mamba now?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was. I don't even get it.
Amy
Don't worry.
Lunchbox
My shirt's brown.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it is brown.
Lunchbox
Oh, he's color.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I'm colorblind as crap. That's why it didn't make sense then. I didn't realize she was wearing brown. Okay, so forget that one. Then. Can we. Can we talk about clothes at all?
Lunchbox
I think you can. Not in the way Eddie did a second ago. It was, like, part of the body. What did you say?
Scuba Steve
Those pants look good. You.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay. What if I don't say good? What if I say something like, I don't want to use me, but what if I did something like, you wear that tight shirt?
Lunchbox
Well, no, I'm going to tell you how you can say good. Oh, I like your jeans. Fine.
Bobby Bones
No way, no way, no way.
Lunchbox
Hey, cool outfit.
Amy
Cool outfit.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like you've said before, leave it to Beaver.
Amy
What about. What about that dolly beef? That dress hugs your body.
Bobby Bones
Well, no.
Lunchbox
No. Absolutely no.
Bobby Bones
So, no.
Lunchbox
Y'all are. Y'all are begging for HR I know. I mean, not for me. I'm saying other people.
Amy
No, I'm asking if I like the way the dress looks. Hugs her body.
Bobby Bones
So then let me say this.
Lunchbox
Like, could we say that to you?
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, please do. I'll be awesome. I'd love that.
Lunchbox
If it's the difference, if you said.
Bobby Bones
This, if you're like, those pants make your crotch look delectable, I'd be like, thank you so much.
Lunchbox
Okay, we would never say that.
Bobby Bones
I'd write you a thank you card. Okay, so. Okay, I'm just gonna present a generic scenario. You tell me how I would say it if I meant it.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's hair. I thought maybe she got. I feel like I'm. I perceive a lot of things. Somebody gets something new done. I usually can notice. I pay attention to people. I said, hey, your hair looks cool. She was wide dry.
Morgan Huelsman
I straightened it.
Bobby Bones
Straightened it. Thank you. And she hasn't been doing that for the most part.
Morgan Huelsman
Yeah, no, I mostly curl my hair and.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we're good there now. Now, let's say. Let's say I liked her jacket she had on today. How could I say that?
Lunchbox
First of all, I'd probably keep it to one compliment a day, but.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm not. I'm not. I'm asking only about the jacket.
Lunchbox
Now, okay, so then you say, that's a cool jacket, but we're not gonna like it. Okay, like, hey, I like your jacket.
Bobby Bones
Is that okay? Yes, I like your jacket. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Now, jacket, cool. What about we get to the lower body? Pants, Jeans. Now, what if it's like, she. She walks in.
Lunchbox
Y'all are freaking me out with the pants.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I'm just asking. It's a different thing, though, because jeans are tight. They're just. They live. They're just tighter.
Amy
They hurt.
Bobby Bones
I ain't talking about Morgan. Anybody. Let's say you. You have jeans on, and I like your jeans. What do I say to you?
Lunchbox
Cool pants.
Scuba Steve
Cool pants.
Bobby Bones
Just so.
Scuba Steve
Just cool in front of it.
Lunchbox
I think that helps groovy in the world. See?
Bobby Bones
But maybe nothing. Maybe nothing.
Lunchbox
Maybe if you say, those are really.
Bobby Bones
Cool jeans, maybe you can't talk about pants. If you walked in and you. And.
Lunchbox
But you've. I think you've said, like, hey, I like your jeans before. But I'm just saying Overall, I think pants is more professional.
Bobby Bones
I think our relationship's different. We know each other 20 years.
Lunchbox
Totally different.
Bobby Bones
But I'm saying more genero.
Lunchbox
That's why anybody listening right now, you can't. Doesn't mean you can go to work today and be like, nice jeans.
Bobby Bones
See, I think nice jeans feels creepy.
Scuba Steve
Nice. Nice jeans.
Bobby Bones
Nice jeans. Because nice jeans itself is like, hey, nice jeans means nice butt without saying, oh, it does. I think so, yeah.
Lunchbox
What if it's like, you know, like, they're a cool flare?
Bobby Bones
I don't think a guy's gonna say that.
Amy
I don't know if a guy's gonna say that.
Morgan Huelsman
I feel like, important distinction here is, like, if you were to say, like, I like that on you, then it's uncomfortable. But if you say, that's a cool style, you're not complimenting that. You're just complimenting the look.
Bobby Bones
I would say that, though.
Morgan Huelsman
But that's where I feel like the line gets crossed, is people like, hey, I like that look on you, or, cool, I like that jacket on you. That makes it more personalized.
Lunchbox
So can you be like, you look good.
Bobby Bones
You can't.
Lunchbox
Can't do that.
Morgan Huelsman
Like, it's, like, personalized.
Bobby Bones
I could say that to you, and I could even say that to Morgan because we've all been together. If Morgan walked in and she was looking cool, I'll be like, dang, you look good today. It looks good. Whatever it is. It wouldn't be. But if, like, somebody you stay at the office, you're like, dang, you look good. Nope. Ain't gonna work.
Lunchbox
No, you can't. Especially with dang. Dang, you look.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, dang.
Scuba Steve
Dang's too much.
Lunchbox
You have to keep it like, you look cool.
Bobby Bones
You look very good.
Scuba Steve
What about. What about, I think I like those pants?
Bobby Bones
No way, dude. I like it.
Amy
What's wrong with that?
Bobby Bones
How about this? I've heard people like those pants.
Amy
Or those pants are banging.
Bobby Bones
No, you can't do that.
Lunchbox
No, definitely not.
Scuba Steve
This is tricky, man.
Bobby Bones
You're right. So I don't think you can say.
Lunchbox
Anything, but you can say, I like your hair.
Bobby Bones
Can you pass it to somebody? So let's say Morgan came in, and I don't even know what pants Morgan has on, but. So just bear with me. And. And I'm like, I like Morgan's jeans, but I. I'm not gonna say that. Can I go over to amb, like, hey, Amy, would you mind letting Morgan know that I find her jeans, that I like her jeans, and Then you could be like, hey, Morgan, Bobby thinks your jeans are pretty cool.
Lunchbox
I mean, I guess if you want to do it that way, but I don't think that's awkward. That's just awkward.
Bobby Bones
So then what's the rule? Don't talk about people?
Lunchbox
No, it depends on your work environment.
Bobby Bones
But general. This is all general.
Lunchbox
Generally, we work in an office. When in doubt, just put the word cool in front of it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, cool. But, yeah, yeah, you can do that.
Lunchbox
Not like that.
Scuba Steve
Poor Amy.
Bobby Bones
Cool boobs.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm just saying you can't do that. It's not universal.
Lunchbox
Yes, that's universally unacceptable. Not okay, but y'all are saying that if we're, like, cool crotch or cool people.
Bobby Bones
I'm calling Eddie, dude.
Amy
Oh, it was awesome.
Bobby Bones
I got two cool. I got two cool crotches today. This is the best day ever.
Lunchbox
Right? It's just different. And so just err on the side.
Bobby Bones
Of not talking about what people are wearing at all.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And then also different.
Bobby Bones
Anything physical. So nothing physical if you don't have that super close relationship.
Lunchbox
Right. If it's not a super close. And then it's just. Every woman has such different experiences in the workplace, so it's hard. They may easily be, you know, triggered by an innocent comment because they had an experience at their last job where someone was inappropriate. So you just. Just stay away from it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then I will not bring up your hair.
Lunchbox
But hair is fine.
Scuba Steve
She said hair is good.
Lunchbox
Hair is fine. I'm trying to think of what if it's like. Or jewelry.
Bobby Bones
That's some feathery hair.
Lunchbox
That's. Who says?
Morgan Huelsman
More like an insult.
Lunchbox
No, feather hair was.
Bobby Bones
No, it was the nothing.
Lunchbox
Farrah Fawcett, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Like, I don't want. I don't want to do likes, so. Okay, yeah, let's just stay away from physical. Unless you're close. Don't say anything physical. I would just say nothing physical.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I would just check your handbook. Your HR handbook.
Bobby Bones
Well, can we. Morgan, will you say that just for the record, so I can note it here? I did not sexually harass you today.
Morgan Huelsman
You did not sexually harass everybody.
Bobby Bones
Quiet, please. Any names used? Bobby?
Morgan Huelsman
You did not sexually harass myself, Morgan Huelsman, today. You were very kind. Thank you for the compliment on my hair.
Scuba Steve
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Clip that and save it in case we ever need it.
Scuba Steve
She said today.
Bobby Bones
What the heck? No, it was illegal. All right, Bones, you know what repping and reading is?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
It's if someone hands you like the news used to do all the time, they'd be in the news and someone would be like, here, go. And you just have to read the news. There's no pre ahead of it. And so there are different ways that they're kind of experimenting with our show where they'll go, hey, this client. Can you do this in, like, 30 seconds? Google hand me, like, a commercial, and I can do it. Pretty good at it. They had asked if Lunchbox can rip and read now. I said, he can try. I think we all can get better at it. Can I give you a rip and read spot?
Amy
Oh, yeah. I'm good at ripping. Read, dude.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I'm rip and read all the time.
Bobby Bones
This is a specific one that they had asked about you for. No, I have it.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
No one else has it.
Amy
I'm looking for it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I'm gonna hand this to you.
Scuba Steve
You're gonna rip it.
Bobby Bones
The ribbon part is it's like you're just ripping them from somebody's hand, but you don't have to really rip it. Just take it.
Amy
Yeah, I'm just gonna ribbon read it.
Bobby Bones
And just read it without any reading. This is the. No joke. This is an actual legitimate commercial I'm.
Amy
Not even gonna look over.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
In that one. All right, so this is. It's for the smoothie place.
Amy
Face down.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's not even a game. And. Okay. I just got handed a lunchbox. They're doing it and go ahead.
Amy
Go celebrate National Acai bowl day at Tropical smoothie Cafe on April 6. Tropic Rewards members score $5 off an acai bowl or Acai bowl bowl with Nutella. Not a member. Sign up through the Tropical Smoothie Cafe app and enjoy this delicious deal. Boom.
Lunchbox
I mean, not bad except for the pronunciation of Acai Asahi.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
What did I say?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Amy
I don't know what I said, man.
Bobby Bones
How would you have said that?
Amy
Aai bowl asai.
Scuba Steve
It kind of looks like that a guy.
Bobby Bones
That's.
Amy
I think, is what I said.
Lunchbox
Other than that, he nailed it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's okay. How do you feel generally? How you feel about that?
Amy
Felt pretty good, man.
Bobby Bones
What's the one on the bottom?
Amy
One on the bottom?
Bobby Bones
Hold on. Don't start. What? What's. What is it, though?
Amy
Purina.
Bobby Bones
Okay. This is one that I'm doing for. This is a really cool. I don't want to ruin it. It is a really cool invention that they have, but I'll let him go.
Amy
You want me to. I don't want to read.
Bobby Bones
Rip and read.
Amy
I don't want to Ruin it.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. It's okay. I'm saying I will ruin it for you.
Amy
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Because I don't want to give you material. And go.
Amy
May is national pet month. It's time to reimagine how you care for that cat you love.
Bobby Bones
Her.
Amy
Pet Tivity is powered by Purina and developed by pet experts. Pet Tivity smart box litter monitor and app tracks your cat's weight and litter box behavior, alerting you to changes you may not notice on your own. So you can act sooner if something is off.
Bobby Bones
You're good. Good job on that one.
Lunchbox
Oh, are you doing that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Well, the invention's cool because I know the cat goes to the box and, you know, poops or whatever, but it weighs the cat and then basically can tell by, you know, it's business.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
If it's healthy or not.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. No, it's awesome.
Scuba Steve
Did you throw that purr in there? Was that right?
Amy
I threw it in there. Man, that's good.
Bobby Bones
Rip and Reed, I would recommend you not doing it during commercials because it's not. That's not creative time. Unless they tell you to do that. Oh, no, it's okay. I liked it there. They had asked me who could do it, and I said, I think everybody on the show can. I wasn't for sure about him. I'm just gonna make sure you don't any. Any acai ones.
Amy
Or they can just spell it out different.
Bobby Bones
How would you spell. I say?
Amy
I don't know. Ah, like a C, E?
Lunchbox
No, but it's acai. Maybe you go, I don't know how.
Amy
You would do that.
Bobby Bones
What do they call it?
Amy
Phonetic.
Lunchbox
Go A, U, S dash I dash.
Bobby Bones
E. You do ash, I dash I. Either do the line over the I. It doesn't matter. I. You're good enough for me to recommend you.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Thanks, man.
Scuba Steve
Good job, man.
Bobby Bones
I just wanted to hear.
Amy
I'm at the Tropical smoothie Cafe on.
Bobby Bones
April 6, and then what else are you gonna get from the commercial?
Amy
Sign up through the app to get the.
Bobby Bones
The other commercial.
Amy
Oh, I'm gonna get the. Oh, I don't have a cat, so I'm gonna.
Bobby Bones
That's not the point. The bull. The bull.
Lunchbox
But I have a commercial.
Bobby Bones
You lie about commercials.
Amy
The Pettivity by Purina. Boom.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
Nailed it.
Bobby Bones
All right, thank you. Lobby Bone show. Bonehead. Story of the day.
Amy
This story comes to us from Phoenix, Arizona. A sixth grade teacher was in class. He's like, man, I really got to go to the bathroom. I don't know how he's going to watch my class. I got this can here. I'll sit down at my desk. Pulls out the can, pees in the can.
Scuba Steve
No.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's weird. Was there not a single kid that was trustworthy enough? Like a tattletale kid, even. It's like, hey, you let me know.
Lunchbox
They're probably not allowed to leave the kids unattended.
Scuba Steve
I remember, like, teachers would get someone else to watch the class come in.
Bobby Bones
Real quick, but a neighbor teacher had to watch their class. You shouldn't pee in class. And it's not saying, like, he exposed himself. He just peed under the desk or something. Right.
Amy
Only problem is a few students could see it from the angle they were at.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So, yeah, he did expose.
Bobby Bones
That's not good. I was trying to find a way around it. I meant, like, you gotta get your calls.
Lunchbox
But they have to respect the fact that he didn't want to leave them on a tail.
Bobby Bones
We can't respect that.
Scuba Steve
No.
Bobby Bones
Not if an angle existed where someone saw it. I lose all respect then. I do. Okay.
Amy
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Here's a voicemail from Janelle, who lives in Michigan. I have a question, and I apologize.
Dylan Mulvaney
If this has already been asked and answered.
Bobby Bones
Did you guys ever get any money back from the pallet? It has been a while since I've.
Lunchbox
Heard anything about it.
Bobby Bones
So I'm just really curious if Lunchbox has made true on this promise to.
Lunchbox
Get you guys your money back.
Bobby Bones
So let's know. Love the show. Coincidentally, we talked about this today. We all did a picture from our phone from one year ago today. And lunchboxes was the pallet. We all put in, like 80 bucks. Bought a pallet of unknown things that are returns, and then you try to resell them. And we've seen no money. He's been selling stuff, but we've seen no money. And I don't know if we have gone through all the stages, the 12 stages of giving my money B to. I guess we're not getting our money to. You have our money to. We forgot about our money.
Scuba Steve
Oh, we're getting money.
Bobby Bones
See, we're at a new stage now.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but then, I mean, I think we need to get to the stage of acceptance.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. We either have to accept we're not getting it or we jump them. No, that's the only. The only two.
Amy
I think wrong.
Lunchbox
You guys are the acceptance.
Amy
You guys are wrong.
Scuba Steve
No, don't.
Lunchbox
There's no acceptance that this is a.
Amy
Business that has not closed yet. That when we shut down operations that you're going to get paid out.
Bobby Bones
I choose to shut down operations and take the money that we have now then.
Scuba Steve
And how much money is that? Do we.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't know. You don't know why you don't go into business with him?
Amy
No, no, we do good business. It's just some of these things have been harder to sell than others.
Bobby Bones
And I told you, lower the price. What do you got, a shower head?
Amy
I got everything. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Did you sell the rope?
Amy
Sold the rope, man. 100 bucks. $100 bill crisp.
Bobby Bones
And where's the money that you've made?
Lunchbox
Where's the hundred dollar crisp?
Amy
In my wallet.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That specific hundred dollars and give it to it then. We'll take it now.
Amy
Well, not in my wallet, per se.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. Here we go. All right, we're done. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by readyarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Bobby Bones
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Morgan Huelsman
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Eddie
No conclusive scientific research has shown clams can experience happiness.
Morgan Huelsman
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Bobby Bones
Good about my coverage.
Eddie
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John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series. Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Bobby Bones
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
You feeling this too is a horror anthology podcast. It brings different creators to tell ten vile.
Scuba Steve
Grotesque.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Horrific stories on what scares them the most.
Amy
You feeling this, too? Listen on the I Heart Radio app.
Bobby Bones
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Lunchbox
Are your ears bored?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Are you looking for a new podcast that will make you laugh, learn, and say gay?
Amy
Yeah.
Dylan Mulvaney
Then tune in to locatora radio season 10 today.
Lunchbox
Okay. Now that's what I call a podcast. I'm Viosa. I'm Mala, the host of Locatora Radio, a radiophonic novella, which is just a.
Dylan Mulvaney
Very extra way of saying a podcast.
Bobby Bones
Listen to Locatora Radio Season 10 on.
Scuba Steve
The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Raymundo
From the producers who brought you Princess.
Bobby Bones
Of South beach comes a new podcast, the Setup. The Setup follows a lonely museum curator, but when the perfect man walks into his life. Well, I guess I'm saying I like it. You like me. He actually is too good to be true. This is a con. I'm conning you to get the dilemma painting. We could do this together. Listen to the setup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Title: MON PT 1: Bobby May Have Harassed Someone + Who We'd Call If We Were Kidnapped + What He Hope People Say About Us When We're Not Around
Host: Bobby Bones and Team
Release Date: March 31, 2025
Bobby Bones kicks off the episode with his signature energy, welcoming listeners to another engaging segment of "The Bobby Bones Show." As always, the show features a mix of entertaining discussions, audience interactions, and light-hearted banter among the hosts—Bobby, Lunchbox, Amy, and Scuba Steve.
The episode delves into a self-reflective and humorous segment where Bobby contemplates whether his recent interactions might have crossed professional boundaries.
Scenario Discussion:
Bobby shares an incident from the morning where he complimented Morgan’s hair, leading him to question if such comments could be construed as sexual harassment.
Bobby Bones [65:03]:
“He came in and I was like, hey, your hair looks really good. Isn't that now, like, sexual harassment or something?”
Hosts Weigh In:
Lunchbox and Morgan reassure Bobby, emphasizing the importance of context and the nature of the compliment.
Lunchbox [65:30]:
“I think you can say anything about the hair that you want. That's fine.”
Morgan Huelsman [73:41]:
“You did not sexually harass me today. You were very kind. Thank you for the compliment on my hair.”
Conclusion:
The team collectively determines that Bobby's comment was appropriate and not harassment, providing Bobby with the necessary reassurance.
In a playful yet insightful segment, the hosts discuss hypothetical scenarios about whom they would call if they were kidnapped, blending humor with personal reflections.
Amy's Perspective:
Amy introduces the topic by recounting her son’s question about who he would call in such a dire situation.
Amy [43:46]:
“I think he should... I wanted him to, you know, see his dad as a hero and someone that I would call.”
Bobby and Team’s Responses:
The conversation evolves as each host reveals their choices, ranging from ex-husbands to celebrities known for their reliability.
Scuba Steve [45:07]:
“If you need someone to come and save you, like, physically? They need to get in and do some fighting to save you.”
Bobby Bones [45:15]:
“I'm gonna go head coach Dan Lanning at Oregon because he's a beast.”
Humorous Takes:
The discussion takes a light-hearted turn with mentions of celebrities like Jelly Roll, highlighting the blend of practicality and humor in their choices.
Amy [45:48]:
“I called Jelly Roll... He's never called me, but he could provide a concert, he can provide money, he can provide hookups to whatever.”
This introspective segment explores the legacy and the personal impressions the hosts wish to leave behind.
Bobby's Reflection:
Bobby shares his thoughts on how he hopes to be remembered, focusing on consistency and fairness.
Bobby Bones [55:48]:
“I would like to be known as consistent. If I say I'm going to be here at this time, I'm going to be here. You can trust me.”
Amy's Insight:
Amy counters with a desire to be remembered for her positive energy and the impact she has on others.
Amy [58:34]:
“I just want to know... if I walk away, it's like, oh, I like her energy. Like, I bring that. I bring good energy.”
Lunchbox and Scuba Steve's Contributions:
Both Lunchbox and Scuba Steve express hopes to be seen as warm, pleasant, and supportive individuals.
Lunchbox [58:22]:
“I want to be known as consistent. If I say I'm going to be here at this time, I'm going to be here.”
Scuba Steve [59:09]:
“I like it when people say, like, gosh, Eddie's so nice. Like, it's so pleasant to be around him.”
The episode features interactive segments where listeners participate in riddles, games, and share their own stories. Notably:
Riddle Challenge:
The hosts engage Lunchbox and Amy in a series of riddles, adding suspense and humor to the show.
Bobby Bones [05:38]:
“Jimmy's mother had four children... What's the name of the fourth child?”
Lunchbox [05:45]: “Jimmy.”
Morning Corny:
A segment dedicated to corny jokes, where Lunchbox and Amy share light-hearted humor.
Lunchbox [52:05]:
“How does a lemon answer the phone? Yellow.”
Listeners submit their own stories, referred to as "Bonehead Stories," which the hosts dissect and discuss.
Teacher's Unusual Bathroom Break:
A story from Phoenix, Arizona, about a sixth-grade teacher who peed in a can during class, sparking a debate about professionalism and appropriate behavior.
Bobby Bones [78:05]:
“A sixth-grade teacher was in class. Man, I really got to go to the bathroom... he peed in a can.”
Bobby wraps up the episode by teasing upcoming segments and encouraging listeners to engage with the show through voicemails and social media.
Bobby Bones [55:48]:
“I would like to be known as consistent. If I say I'm going to be here at this time, I'm going to be here. You can trust me.”
Amy [58:34]:
“I just want to know... if I walk away, it's like, oh, I like her energy. Like, I bring that. I bring good energy.”
Lunchbox [65:30]:
“I think you can say anything about the hair that you want. That's fine.”
Scuba Steve [59:09]:
“I like it when people say, like, gosh, Eddie's so nice. Like, it's so pleasant to be around him.”
This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" masterfully blends humor, introspection, and audience interaction to create an engaging listening experience. Through candid discussions and relatable scenarios, Bobby and his team offer both entertainment and thoughtful insights, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.