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Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
They both reached out, said, hey, I want to give some advice to you publicly on the air. So, okay, so they've been holding this in. I'll let you go first. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Okay. My first piece of advice is a two for one. Okay? You gotta do breastfeeding and you gotta get earplugs. That way, in the middle of the night, you're not responsible to get up with the baby because you can't breastfeed. And you need the earplug bugs because the middle of the night wake ups. You don't want to hear it.
Eddie
Smart.
Lunchbox
You need to be sleeping.
Bobby Bones
Can I ask a question?
Lunchbox
Yeah, go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Whenever she breastfeeds, if she does. Now, we haven't even talked about that. Whenever she does, doesn't she pump? So that means there'd be in a bottle and I could also have to get up and do it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, you pump sometimes, but if you're gonna be around the baby all day, you don't really need to pump because you can. The baby can just get on the boob and take the milk. Like, if you're going to work, if you're going on vacation without the baby, you do pump. But yeah, I think you should really concentrate on the breastfeeding.
Bobby Bones
So you live breastfeeding.
Lunchbox
Live breastfeeding is so much better for the baby. It's healthier and it's important you get your sleep. There's no point in both of you being awake in the middle of the night when those breasts are being. Or the baby's being fed via the breasts.
Bobby Bones
Did you live by this with your wife?
Lunchbox
Lived by it. Lived by it. I did not wake up in the middle of the night. I did not have to deal with that. She lied, breastfed. And she would be miserable and she was tired. She would lean, pillow, you know, she'd sit in bed and she would do it, but it was nothing on me. It was so perfect. Like, perfect.
Bobby Bones
Let me write this down. Right.
Eddie
Eddie, wouldn't you agree that's pretty good? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Not to do. Okay.
Lunchbox
What do you mean, what not to do?
Amy
Well, it sounds avoidant. Irresponsible.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, it's not irresponsible.
Lunchbox
These are.
Eddie
These are all tips and good tips.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, what's your first tip?
Eddie
Okay, so this is important. Very important. One of the worst things about having a baby is changing the diaper. It's the worst smell sometimes. And you're like, oh, this is so bad. You have to start early. Okay? Set the standard early. Act like you don't know how to change diapers. Do the worst job possible so that when your wife sees the diaper go, oh, my gosh, this is terrible. Don't worry. I'll just do it from now on.
Lunchbox
Like, put it on backwards?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
That's perfect, too.
Bobby Bones
I don't mind that one.
Eddie
That's a good one.
Amy
Oh, come on.
Bobby Bones
I said I don't mind it.
Eddie
Amy, it's important. You have to do this early, or else, dude, you're gonna be changing thousands of diapers.
Amy
Okay?
Bobby Bones
Why do you roll your eyes at that?
Amy
Because it's ridiculous. You're not really gonna do that. Yeah, well, how. You got that one.
Eddie
And I'm still married, got four kids.
Amy
Yeah, you did it with the first one. It did not continue with the rest, I guarantee you that.
Bobby Bones
But this would be my first one. Maybe I can skate through this one. Okay, that one I'll put in the possible category.
Eddie
There we go.
Bobby Bones
All right. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Laundry. Mess up the laundry one time.
Bobby Bones
Mess it up? What do you mean?
Lunchbox
Like, shrink the baby's clothes. Do something. Because then you will not be responsible for doing the baby's laundry. You're not. You're going to be shocked at how much laundry you have to do, because babies spill. They get stuff on it. It's gross. And you got to do loads of laundry every day, and it's so annoying. So you mess up one load.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Shrink the whole thing.
Bobby Bones
Boom.
Lunchbox
Guess what? You're off laundry duty. I can't trust you to do the laundry. You screwed it all up.
Eddie
That's it.
Amy
Okay, so y' all are just. Their. Their advice for you is weaponized incompetence.
Bobby Bones
They're converting me. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Eddie
Look, Amy, I don't know why you.
Lunchbox
Said Amy, but that is not what I'm doing.
Amy
A situation by acting like you can't figure it out and you don't know how to do it.
Eddie
Amy, we had to learn the hard way.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Heart.
Eddie
And we're helping Bobby here that he's going into this, and, like, we gotta help him.
Amy
Okay, Bobby, don't listen to them.
Bobby Bones
I don't hate it. Okay, Eddie.
Eddie
Oh, this one's really important. Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not let your wife drive to the hospital when you're gonna have delivery. And do not stop for breakfast, because you'll never hear the end of it.
Bobby Bones
That one I. I can agree with.
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Don't ever do that.
Bobby Bones
But are you committing to the fact that you did that? Because for a while, you did that.
Eddie
No. No, I.
Amy
You just say me, don't do it, or you'll never hear the end of it.
Eddie
I don't really remember if I did that or not, but just don't do it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, So I have one tip that I'm for sure gonna follow, which is don't do what you did. Yeah.
Eddie
Don't let your wife drive.
Bobby Bones
And then don't stop for breakfast while she's driving on the way to give birth to the baby.
Eddie
So make sure you have breakfast before you leave the house.
Bobby Bones
And then mess up the laundry.
Lunchbox
Mess up the laundry.
Bobby Bones
Mess up the diaper. Changing.
Eddie
Yes. Don't be good at that at all.
Bobby Bones
And then don't wake up in the middle of the night with a baby.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Make sure you're.
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Lunchbox
You're doing breastfeeding. That way you don't have to get up.
Bobby Bones
You guys ever think about writing a book?
Eddie
No, but.
Amy
And they could title it Literally Weaponized Incompetence.
Bobby Bones
What would you call it? Lunchbox?
Lunchbox
I'd call it Tips for Dad Tick. Tips for a Successful Dadhood.
Eddie
I would call it Work Smarter, Not Harder. Daddy Life.
Bobby Bones
Daddy. Daddy Version. Yeah. Daddy Taylor Version.
Amy
We could call it Avoidance of Responsibility.
Bobby Bones
Amy. No.
Lunchbox
No, Amy. We didn't say don't spend time with your potato.
Bobby Bones
Potato.
Lunchbox
We didn't say don't is don't take your kid to the park. We just said, this is going to make your life so much easier.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
And isn't that what having a kid's all about? Making your life so much easier?
Lunchbox
It is. It's about working smarter, not harder.
Bobby Bones
There it is.
Eddie
That's why the book's called that.
Bobby Bones
Thank you, boys.
Lunchbox
You're welcome.
Bobby Bones
How was your weekend?
Amy
It was really good. Very relaxing, but also stressful because Stevenson had a track meet.
Bobby Bones
I saw he ran two miles in 11 minutes.
Amy
1101.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Amy
Yeah. Pr. Pr. New pr. He. He had done 11, 15, and he really. Even when he did 11. I can't believe I did that. There's no way I could ever do better. And then. And then he got this pr. And now I'm like, all right, here we go. Your brain is holding you back. State is this weekend, and we have some training to do this week.
Bobby Bones
Why? What's a good time for State mental training?
Amy
Well, I don't. I mean, 1101 is pretty good, but, I mean, I think he can go faster.
Bobby Bones
I think he's just wondering what wins State.
Amy
Well, like, the winners of. So he didn't. He wasn't in first place at sectionals. The winner was, like, 10:30. So he's like, 30 seconds behind first place.
Bobby Bones
I wonder if Eddie and I, running Together. Meaning you do a lap, I do a lap and we rest. If we could beat him running both miles by himself.
Amy
Oh, okay. I see what you mean.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's not one mile on one mile because I think we would lose that.
Eddie
So it'd be a relay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Like just back and forth.
Bobby Bones
Eleven is. Eleven's flying. That's five and a half. That's five and a half a mile. That's awesome. That's fine.
Amy
You know, I'm really proud of him. It's.
Bobby Bones
I don't think we could, but I.
Eddie
Don'T think so either.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think Lunchbox and I might can.
Eddie
Because he's a runner, I mean. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Dude, I have, like, plantar fasciitis. We got problems over here.
Bobby Bones
You ever wish you were more of an athlete? Like, just generally?
Eddie
No. I am a pretty good athlete and the proof is in the pudding. My kids are good athletes, but two.
Amy
Of them are not biologically.
Eddie
Not counting them.
Bobby Bones
So you're counting one of them?
Eddie
No, both. Like, my other one. Like, yes, he's not the best athlete, but he can drain threes. And to me, that's a skill.
Amy
Okay. What if it came from your wife's side?
Bobby Bones
We're also not comparing them to you right now. It also can come from your wife. I'm just saying, do you wish true. Do you wish you would have lost some art to be more of an athlete?
Eddie
You're baiting me to sound like Scuba Steve here. And I'm telling you, dude, if I would have spent more time practicing if.
Bobby Bones
My Scuba Steve here.
Amy
My dad.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I really think if my dad would have been around and helped me.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Eddie
He was never around, Amy.
Amy
Never.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But I'm a better athlete than you. And I didn't even have a dad.
Amy
Bobby is. Bobby has never around.
Bobby Bones
You can't say we don't gotta go that hard. But you just went extra hard on the day.
Amy
He's discounting your experience.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he is a little bit.
Eddie
Well, I meant like, you know, throwing the ball with me. My dad didn't throw a ball, but he was around.
Amy
Sure.
Eddie
Like, I also saw the tick tock.
Bobby Bones
Trend where people will go to their husbands or dads that are professional athletes, but they may be retired. And they're like, do you ever wish you were a little more athletic? And they're like, what?
Eddie
So offended.
Bobby Bones
Yes. I wanted to see kids. Okay. Of the show if we were ranking just athletic ability. Yeah. Oh, it's tough. It's tough. Who'd be one?
Eddie
This is everyone Like Ray, too. Yeah, because Ray's pretty.
Amy
No matter who y' all say is one, there's about three people I can think of that are going to get offended. Or four.
Bobby Bones
Who.
Amy
Okay. Scuba's going to think he's one.
Eddie
You're included, too, Amy.
Bobby Bones
No, I know.
Amy
I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. But also, I'm not. Even if. Even if I was included, I'd be last. Probably.
Bobby Bones
I'd probably go, Ray 1.
Eddie
I sign off on that.
Bobby Bones
Just natural athletic ability.
Eddie
And he played college ball, too, so.
Bobby Bones
Baseball.
Eddie
You did.
Bobby Bones
I hear you.
Amy
Wait, why are you. Why are you.
Eddie
I mean, we. We didn't.
Amy
Bobby, you just said he was number one.
Bobby Bones
I did? Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah, he's number one. And then I think it's a grab bag from there.
Eddie
No, no, keep going, Keep going.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I can go backward. You. No, I think you're the least athletic person on the show.
Eddie
No chance.
Bobby Bones
I. But I also think you're better at other things than. Other than other people. You can sing better than anybody on the show.
Eddie
We're not talking about.
Bobby Bones
You literally can. You can sing. You can play guitar better than anybody on the show. Like, you have things. I don't want this to be a baguette thing. I definitely think you are much stronger at other things.
Eddie
Yeah, I think they're.
Bobby Bones
I think you have the second quickest.
Eddie
Wit on the show behind you. Yeah, okay, I'll take that.
Bobby Bones
But if you would have put anyone else.
Eddie
Dude, I would have. That. I would have been offended.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Now I'm being offended. Yeah, I think. But.
Eddie
But.
Bobby Bones
Okay, no, no, no. Athletic is. You just give somebody a ball and a movement, and they can pretty much get it pretty quickly. It doesn't depend on the sport. Not if it's, like natural athletes. Like, can they run fast? Can they jump? Can they. I'd put you last. Probably Scuba next to last.
Eddie
How is Scuba not offended right now?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy
His mic must be off.
Lunchbox
Something's up. Dude, I run so fast, I'm afraid to run.
Eddie
That's how fast I run, because I can't slow down.
Bobby Bones
Hey, he can't choke a guy out.
Lunchbox
And I could jump higher than anyone on the show.
Bobby Bones
Probably next to Bobby. Well, 11 minutes flies. That's really cool. And I don't think that Eddie and I could run a lap at a time and beat him. That's. That's so fast. How'd the charity event go?
Amy
Oh, that was really. That was another great part of the weekend. Um, Stevenson was annoyed there because that was Friday night. His race was Saturday morning. And he wanted to be, like, up golfing, like, the whole time. And I'm like, dude, you got to rest your legs. You can hit a few times, but you got to sit.
Bobby Bones
Amy, sit. You were holding him out.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Like, now that. I've never been like, soccer, I've never.
Bobby Bones
Had, like, 11th grade, 10th grade.
Amy
Is he.
Eddie
No, he's in eighth grade, so he's even younger. They can do that. They're resilient. They go play taco and then race the next day.
Amy
I've never been, like, soccer mom. I've never had a kid.
Bobby Bones
It's even crazier. It is.
Amy
Well, no, it's not. I've never had a kid that's excelled at something sports wise. Like, so I don't know what that's like, but now I'm figuring it out. And listen, we have. We have a role to play as parents to make sure they hydrate, rest their bodies. And guess what? He had a PR on Saturday morning.
Bobby Bones
And you deserve that.
Amy
And. And. And I cheered him on at a different point. Normally, I like to be at the finish line, so I was a little annoyed. I wasn't. Because I couldn't see him crossing the finish line, but I think it was more imperative that I was about a quarter of a mile from the finish line, because cheering him on at that point, he sped up after that. And so for state, we're gonna have people strategically place throughout the course.
Bobby Bones
What if that's the key to all Olympic medals?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Where the chairs are strategically placed.
Amy
Yes. I. I feel like there might be something to it. And we've got these big fat heads with his face, so that's what we're gonna do. So anyway, but. But the charity went great. Thank you. And your hole in one.
Bobby Bones
Did anybody win $2,000?
Amy
Nobody got a hole in one. But one guy got so close.
Bobby Bones
I saw that on your Instagram.
Amy
Like, I couldn't believe how close he got. And that was the end of the night. And I was like, how crazy. Like, five minutes before it closes or the bay closes down, that he drained it.
Bobby Bones
Did Eddie show up to his event with his head on it?
Amy
No, his face was on it. But, yeah, but everybody's like, what? What's up with people? Some people listen to show, so they knew, and they're like, oh, that's hilarious. And then other people were like, what? What is going on?
Eddie
Did anyone want my backstory?
Amy
What is going on here?
Eddie
When did he die?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it was a foster Kid event. And it was in honor of a guy's dyslexia.
Amy
Yes. And the sign was very specific in honor of Eddie's. Just like. And then it had just like Eddie's head on it. Topgolf made a more appropriate sign which was like hole in one for $10,000 sponsored by Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones
Like I didn't need that.
Amy
I know, but they didn't get the memo of the like they just had on paper who bought the bae. And then I had to make the more specific sign which I thought it turned out, I thought it was great.
Eddie
Did anyone like talk about dyslexia because of the sign? Because that would be really chance a cure was discovered.
Amy
I'm sure when they all. They would step up and then they probably went back to their individual bays and that probably was a topic of discussion as they golfed and ate. I'm sure.
Eddie
Because Bones. That's what it's all about, dude.
Amy
Spreading awareness. Awareness.
Bobby Bones
So how'd the race go for you?
Eddie
Yeah, I didn't do it.
Bobby Bones
So you didn't go to Amy's thing that your head was on nor and.
Amy
You'Re a foster parent.
Eddie
But I did, I did go to my son's game and they lost the championship, so that was pointless. Could have gone to the race.
Bobby Bones
Do you think if you're a better athlete they'd have won? Like genetics.
Eddie
No, it wasn't on my son.
Lunchbox
Everyone got hurt.
Eddie
Dude, it's crazy.
Amy
His son did. Well, it was everybody else's fault.
Eddie
Well, no, no. A lot of people got hurt.
Amy
Did your son get hurt?
Eddie
Football? He did not get hurt.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's football.
Eddie
Football, yeah.
Amy
Oh, why was I picturing basketball?
Eddie
Because they play a lot of basketball. But right now it's football season. But dude, every. I mean, I'm talking the three star players. Boom, down, done. Our starting quarterback, who's three.
Bobby Bones
What's a three star player with that age?
Eddie
Three star players.
Amy
Three of the star players.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were doing like Rivals recruiting rankings. Like we got a three star, like what?
Eddie
No, not yet. We're not there yet.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so they lost. They lost.
Eddie
It was terrible.
Bobby Bones
Speaking of losing.
Eddie
But they lost. Undefeated. They had an undefeated record and they lost. Undefeated record.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
I know what you're going to say.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Speaking of losing.
Amy
Yeah. Wtf?
Bobby Bones
Well, the WTF Parlay didn't hit. But we knew it wouldn't. And it definitely didn't hit cuz Cowboys didn't win either. But what a late game that was. Yeah, I mean, what a night. What a Nightmare. Dude, the all. That was a nightmare. Let me. Let me do Arkansas first.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So I didn't go to FVILLE because. Two reasons. And now I can say the other reason. One reason is it's getting bleak. And I knew going into it there was probably going to be some coaching changes. I thought we'd probably lose. I didn't root for us to lose. I never root for Arkansas to lose. But I thought, you know, I probably shouldn't go because I don't want to be involved. And not that I'm making any decisions, but I'll probably be up in a box with, like, coaches, families and stuff, and I don't want. That's weird. They're all about to get fired. I feel bad. The second was my wife's pregnant, and she. And I was like, she doesn't really want to fly. But I couldn't say that when I first talked about it.
Amy
Yeah, that's true.
Bobby Bones
Because we weren't announcing it yet. So we went and it was. Yeah, it was one of the worst games I've ever seen.
Eddie
It was bad.
Bobby Bones
It's bad. I think the game the week before was worse because we lost to a much smaller school.
Eddie
Memphis.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But this was bad. It was another national TV game. First time Notre Dame's ever been to Arkansas, and it was over at halftime. And we had some friends that were there, and they said at halftime it was emptied out.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So, yeah, I did notice people leaving. I thought they were going to get snacks or something, but they never came back.
Bobby Bones
Well, Kayla said that, too. She goes, look at everybody leaving. And I was like, I think they're just going to get snacks. No, she was right. They never came back.
Eddie
They never came back.
Bobby Bones
They never.
Amy
They probably, like, did think, like, maybe I'll go get some snacks. And then they're like, we're already up.
Eddie
We're close to the.
Bobby Bones
We might as well.
Amy
We're halfway there. This is.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And I had to hear, like, 10 times that Oklahoma's 4. Zero. But I. I don't root against Oklahoma. I root for Oklahoma. So that was a rough one. But they fired the head coach, which.
Amy
So. Which is, like, after the game.
Bobby Bones
They fired him Sunday, Yesterday.
Eddie
That's a good question, Amy. Did you think it was, like, immediately after the game?
Bobby Bones
They have done that. There's a video of Herm Edwards at Arizona State coming off the field. They meet him in the end zone to fire him.
Eddie
No way.
Amy
I guess I thought. I guess I didn't know they could get rid of the coach in the Middle of a season, they have to pay him.
Bobby Bones
There's something called a buyout.
Amy
But who comes in? Just. Who's that?
Bobby Bones
Well, so our assistant coach who has been a head coach before. As a matter of fact, he was our head coach before he wrecked a motorcycle when he got caught hooking up with one of the other. It's a whole thing. He got fired from Arkansas. Do you know the story?
Amy
I remember this. Now that you bring it up, I remember it being in the news.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So allegedly. And Mike, you may want to pull up the specific language here. He was, I think he got fired because he had put this girl on payroll and was paying her. Like, that was the real reason. But he was also hooking up with. And she was, I believe, a grad assistant on one of the school teams and was, like, married to somebody and was, like, cheating with him. And so he comes to a press conference and a neck brace because he wrecked a motorcycle. However, the real story is the dude beat. I mean, not the real.
Amy
Wait, I didn't know this.
Bobby Bones
The alleged story. The story that has been going around circles is that actually that there wasn't a motorcycle wreck. He got the crap beat out of him by that dude.
Amy
Oh, okay. I did not know the update.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's not really an update because that's not official. It's just rumor and hearsay. Mike, what do you see? Yeah, the official thing was misleading and manipulative behavior. And does it say what he misled and manipulated? He said he potentially had lied about a relationship. Okay. With a staffer. Boom. Nothing about the motorcycle. And then I know the motorcycle wasn't part of the firing. Part of it was also lying about the accident. Oh, he lied about who was with him on the motorcycle. She was with him, supposedly. But also did the same thing about him paying her. Her being on staff. Yeah. Okay, so, okay, he's our head coach again, but he was our best head coach ever. Like, he won 11 games for us. 10 games for us. But he's our head coach again because.
Amy
What's his name?
Bobby Bones
Bobby Petrino.
Eddie
When was that? The whole motorcycle?
Bobby Bones
10 years ago.
Eddie
Years ago.
Bobby Bones
11 years ago. What do you got, Mike? 2012. Said he gave her a $20,000 gift card with. Or gift without disclosing their relationship.
Eddie
20,000.
Bobby Bones
Let's go.
Amy
Look at. Look at that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, that's the picture they posted every time.
Amy
And this is what he. Allegedly. It's like a beat up.
Bobby Bones
Allegedly. It's. That's like some mob stuff that. Well, if it's your girl, and he's been doing it with your girl. But I don't know that that's true. I'm gonna say again, it looks like.
Amy
A road rash on his face.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, for sure.
Eddie
You don't think that dude would want to tell everyone like, yeah, beat him up. That's me. Motorcycle my butt.
Bobby Bones
Like, hey look, I loved that dude. I hear he was a nightmare to work for. Nightmare.
Eddie
But you didn't have to deal with that.
Bobby Bones
I didn't deal with it. I just wanted W's, that's all.
Amy
What about the players? Did they think it was a nightmare too or just.
Bobby Bones
I didn't talk to the players. I just give me wins. And we had wins and we weren't cheating and we should have been because everybody else was cheating.
Amy
He was cheating on the field.
Bobby Bones
He was, hey, whatever it takes. It ain't my, it ain't my life, right? Tiger woods doing his thing. He's winning Friggin masters by Petrino. 11 wins, 10 wins. Turned the whole freaking program around. Got fired. We've been in a downward spiral since then anyway. We fired our coach. He's our head coach again. It's unbelievable that they even hired him back because they hired him back as offensive coordinator. We were shocked because of he got fired of how he left.
Amy
So like. But as a. I get that he's not the head coach, but as office.
Bobby Bones
Now he's head coach.
Amy
Right. But in the past several weeks as offensive coordinator he can't, you know, like head coach, I get that's a bigger role but was he making an impact on the offense at least?
Bobby Bones
Sure. But you only have so much say. Okay, some relationships, the head coach, you have full autonomy to do whatever you want. Some you have most, but the head coach can overrule some. It just. Every relationship's different. But he couldn't control the defense, he couldn't control special teams. He. But he's the head coach now for the rest of the year.
Eddie
Is he the official head coach or interrupt.
Bobby Bones
I don't think he'll get the job. We have a awful schedule coming up and he's going to need to go like 6 and 2 and I don't think that's possible. I don't think if friggin Bear Bryant.
Eddie
Came back, Amy, you know him?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he. Anybody goes six and two, it's a really tough. Anyway, that's. So we did that. We, we, we lost that game bad. And the weird thing is I like Sam Pittman. Like I have a bit of a relationship with him. So I don't like to see the human get fired, but it was time. I wish he just would have left at the end of last year and been like, I retire. I'm having hip surgery. I retire.
Eddie
Make something up.
Bobby Bones
Well, but there's millions of dollars left on the table.
Amy
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
The buyout was $9 million. Dang. Yeah.
Eddie
What?
Amy
Bobby has four kids.
Bobby Bones
Petrino and grandkids. I like him. Let's go. He messed up 11 years ago. Let's forgive the man.
Eddie
People can be forgiven.
Amy
Yeah, yeah. No, I get it.
Bobby Bones
Let's go buy Betrayal for president. What are we talking about now?
Eddie
There's another motorcycle accident. We got problems.
Bobby Bones
Keep them off motorcycles. That and then. So I did that. Watch a lot of football, went stroller shopping. We talk about that later.
Eddie
Wtf. Wtf?
Bobby Bones
The wtf? The parlay of Arkansas winning and the Cowboys winning. We said, don't bet it because it ain't gonna win. And here's the thing. We were right. We're rarely right. We were right.
Eddie
You're right on that one.
Bobby Bones
It didn't win. I was up till 11 freaking o' clock watching the Cowboys go 40 to 40 on a tie game.
Eddie
So you watched all the way?
Bobby Bones
The whole thing.
Eddie
Wow. Good for you.
Bobby Bones
Well, and I had the Cowboys plus nine. I'd bet, like 300 bucks on the Cowboys plus nine. Which means what, Amy? I don't remember the Cowboys plus nine.
Eddie
Come on, you can do this.
Amy
The Cowboys. Oh. Oh. As long as whatever their score is, you add nine and they.
Bobby Bones
And if they still win, they win.
Amy
Yeah. Boom.
Bobby Bones
So I knew they would win.
Amy
Got it.
Eddie
You got stressed out there a little bit.
Amy
Yeah. But then it came to me.
Bobby Bones
You got it.
Eddie
So watch the whole game because of your plus nine.
Bobby Bones
Once I went to overtime, I knew I'd won because you can't score more than eight. But then I was like, I'm in this long, but what a disaster. I would say that's a win for the Cowboys, though.
Eddie
That's what I told Mike. I was like, I think it's a win for.
Bobby Bones
It is for us. Micah Parsons didn't come into Dallas and beat the Cowboys.
Eddie
He did not.
Bobby Bones
So I think that's a win for the Cowboys.
Eddie
And they got him down as a sack, but, man, it's a debatable sack.
Bobby Bones
It's officially a sack.
Eddie
I know, but he was, like, right.
Bobby Bones
There, like Dak was that almost scored the touchdown to win the game. I know. Yeah. It's crazy. Anyway, that was the weekend a lot of football. Did some stroller shopping. We can talk about that in this part two of the podcast, Arkansas Lost. I'm thinking about going to Knoxville in two weeks to watch Arkansas at Tennessee. It may be 200 to 0, but I'll say this. Neyland's a really cool environment. If you haven't.
Amy
Oh, so I should I. There's. I might. I got invited to the one against Oklahoma.
Bobby Bones
Tennessee. Oklahoma. That'd be awesome. It'll be in Tennessee this year, so that's.
Amy
Yeah. So it's a cool experience.
Bobby Bones
Big game. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Listen, I hate saying this about other schools. Nealon one of the best because it's huge. It's loud. They're very passionate. They play Rocky Top over and over. You'll sing that song for three days.
Amy
Okay, you're kind of convincing me.
Bobby Bones
You should go.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's one of the best college football experiences you can go to.
Amy
My boyfriend just mentioned to me last night and I said, can I get back to you? And he's like, okay, well, let me know when you're gonna know. Cause I'll need to invite somebody else. And he's like, if you just legit don't wanna go, just say, yeah, I.
Bobby Bones
Would commit now or commit to not going now. Because that's a pretty good.
Amy
No, if you're saying it's a cool experience, yeah, you should go. Okay, sweet. I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I think that's LSU at night in a big game or. Nealand those are the two you want to go to.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Florida kind of sucks now, so I'm.
Amy
Going to a UVA game that's.
Bobby Bones
That's like going to watch high school football. Although they are good this year. They spent a bunch of money in the portal, but they are. But.
Eddie
And they did have a good.
Amy
What if they're playing a good team? That's like. It's going to be fun.
Bobby Bones
Well, they did rush to fill with no barrier. That's pretty awesome.
Amy
Yeah, I saw. He showed me. He's like, this is. Or the TV said it was the craziest field rushing ever.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because it was dangerous. Almost killed people.
Amy
That's what I said. I said, what if somebody got trampled on and died?
Eddie
They would never know. Yeah, but that would.
Amy
It just. It just seems a little reckless.
Bobby Bones
Well, there are no barriers. That conference and that school aren't used to winning. So why put up things to keep people from celebrating when winning?
Eddie
It'd be expensive. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
They win in basketball, but football really not. But they spent a lot of money this year. Like, more than most everybody else. So they're good.
Amy
I don't know who. Which game.
Bobby Bones
Did your boyfriend pay for it?
Amy
For what?
Bobby Bones
The team?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
No. But I'm gonna be meeting all of his college friends, so.
Eddie
Oh, did he go to Virginia?
Amy
He did. Yeah. So it's like a. They meet up once a year for a game, so this is the game.
Eddie
So what's the Tennessee thing?
Amy
He went to Tennessee for law school.
Eddie
Oh, wow.
Amy
That's cool. He go. He's going to that game.
Bobby Bones
I don't know which ones are more loyal to. I. I'd assume Virginia, because you get to choose that. That's four years, I think. And you're less adult.
Eddie
That's true. You're having fun.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You're less. For years.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right. That's. That's cool. Good weekend, Amy. Thumbs up.
Amy
Thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Thumbs up. Thumbs mid to me. I'm not gonna go thumbs down.
Amy
Well, but you knew it was gonna be.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it still sucks.
Amy
But then you got a new coach.
Bobby Bones
We don't have. No, we have an interim coach.
Amy
That's not official.
Bobby Bones
He's the. He's official of the interim.
Eddie
Like when they fire your old coach.
Bobby Bones
Somebody has to be the coach.
Amy
I know it's the interim, but he is. Do you think they'll make it official?
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
It's the Anonymous inbox. Anonymous in box. If there's a question to be had, send it into the mountain. Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend is not really the social media type, but the other day he posted a picture of himself at the gym lifting weights, sweaty and honestly, looking really good. It was a lot sexier than anything he's ever posted before. He doesn't post often. I was surprised because it's not like him at all. Now my brain is going in circles. Does it mean he's feeling more confident or is he trying to get attention from other people, maybe even women? Am I overthinking this? Or is a change in someone's posting style something to pay attention to? Signed Confused by the gym selfie. Now, I would tell you, don't freak out when there's not a reason to freak out. And right now there's not a reason to freak out. Yeah, that's different. But don't just think that what he's doing different is trying to find another girl. He may just be so differently attacking his health that he's proud of it, wants to show it off. So I don't think he's posting thirst traps to get other girls. I think if this is true, if he's been spending a lot of time at the gym really trying to get himself right physically, this is a product of that. More than just trying to get a girl to say what's up? I would say it's not that at all. There will be other indicators in your relationship. If he's trying to get a girl to say what's up? And if the only thing he's done is post a picture of him at the gym, then I think you should be proud that he's working out, that he's trying to get himself better physically. That's where my brain goes when I think of this, because I don't think girls really just see a muscular Dude. And hit him up. The opposite happens.
Amy
Yeah. No, I'm thinking, like, he could be feeling more confident. Like you're saying, so he's feeling good, showing it off. And sometimes people. A change of behavior might be like he's craving some sort of validation. And it may not even be from women. He knows that his boys may recognize his work and say something.
Bobby Bones
We ain't doing that on Instagram. We'll make. We'll make a little comment. Maybe like, dang, dude, aren't you huge? But we doing that on Instagram. We ain't liking. We ain't doing that.
Amy
Okay, well, that was just a thought that crossed my mind. Maybe.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy
Typical men.
Bobby Bones
Women may do that to each other.
Amy
But, yeah, I think a lot of times what women are doing, we want validation from other women. And I thought maybe that y' all did that too sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we want it, but we don't give it on Instagram.
Amy
Gotcha.
Bobby Bones
We're not. Like, you've been putting in a lot of work, and we can tell. We never put that in the comments. Like, your abs look great. I haven't seen them. It's up close.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Great. Nah, not really our style.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I think he probably is just working out now and proud of it.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I think she's proud of him.
Amy
But anytime there is a change in behavior, you pay attention, but you figure.
Bobby Bones
Out what it is.
Amy
And maybe you compliment. You make sure you give him the compliments.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I can sign up for that. Yeah. But you ever known a guy to do that?
Eddie
Guys. No.
Amy
No. Look for validation.
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
No. In person. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Body looking good. You would not put that on Instagram.
Amy
It seems a little weird, but I'm saying if.
Bobby Bones
Never knew your nipples were shaped like that.
Lunchbox
Like, that's a weird thing to put on.
Amy
But if you do post it and your friends do see it, maybe they're not going to publicly leave a comment, but they might next time they see you. Like, hey, dude, I saw your post the other day. Looking good.
Bobby Bones
We're not even gonna do that.
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because that means we've been thinking about it the whole time.
Eddie
Oh, that's weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. If somebody. If a dude's, like, gonna cut off and it's like, dang, dboygan out, that's it. You move on with life.
Amy
I feel like all of y'.
Bobby Bones
All.
Amy
If some. If y' all posted a picture and someone said something to you later, you would love it. You would love it.
Bobby Bones
But no one would. Another dude wouldn't say, Anything later.
Amy
Well, y' all should. I'm telling you, you would love it. So, yeah, change. Be like, make it okay.
Bobby Bones
I'm okay with culture now. I'm okay with culture. All right. Yeah, I think you're fine. Emailer. I really do think you're fine. If there are other indicators, maybe you're not fine, but if it's just this, you're all good. He just is working out and would like for you to probably say, hey, you look good. All right, that's it. Let's play the Bobby feud. We asked 2000 Bobby Bones show listeners to just name a famous Disney character. Ten answers are on the board. Amy, Morgan and Eddie are playing this round. Amy, name a famous Disney character.
Amy
Cinderella.
Bobby Bones
Show me Cinderella. Number five, answer.
Amy
Snow White.
Bobby Bones
Snow White. Number six, answer.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Ah, you know I don't answer questions.
Amy
I know you don't answer questions, but I'm just thinking out loud like Disney. Disney is Pixar and Pixar is Disney, right? Who cares?
Bobby Bones
Three seconds.
Amy
Belle, the Beauty. Beauty and Belle. I think she's Belle.
Bobby Bones
Belle, number 10.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
All right, well then what about the Beast?
Bobby Bones
Show me the Beast. Over to Morgan. Morgan, there are 10 answers on the board. Name a famous Disney character.
Amy
Yeah, I had all the ones that Amy had and now it's throwing me off. But this movie's super popular right now. I don't know if you put them together, but it.
Bobby Bones
I would think Stitch is one of them. Show me Stitch.
Eddie
Eddie, give me Woody from Toy Story.
Bobby Bones
Toy Story. Give him Woody. Back over to you, Amy. Points are doubled. We play three rounds. Off the board is Cinderella, Snow White and Belle.
Amy
Okay, what about Mickey Mouse?
Lunchbox
Mickey?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Number one answer.
Eddie
I mean, he's the dude.
Bobby Bones
I was surprised it got all the way through the first round. Nobody guessing Mickey.
Amy
Well, then surely Minnie's on there.
Lunchbox
Minnie.
Bobby Bones
Number two.
Amy
Okay, what about Goofy?
Bobby Bones
Goofy.
Lunchbox
This is getting on.
Bobby Bones
Number four. Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Cinderella, Snow White, and Belle all off the board.
Amy
Who's Pluto? Who's Pluto?
Eddie
Are you asking?
Bobby Bones
Three seconds.
Amy
Pluto.
Bobby Bones
Pluto. A dog? Mickey's dog.
Amy
Okay. Yeah, he's kept popping in my head.
Bobby Bones
And it's weird cuz Goofy was a dog. Yeah, and Pluto was a dog. But Goofy, like talk native human stuff and Pluto was just a dog.
Amy
Okay, well, Pluto was taking over my mind and keeping me from thinking of anything else.
Bobby Bones
Okay. No Pluto. Morgan, over to you.
Amy
Yeah. Okay, I've had to change my strategy. I was going a little too modern. Disney. Donald Duck.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's crazy. Number three. Donald Duck.
Amy
Okay, okay. Oh, okay. What about Mulan?
Bobby Bones
Show me Mulan. Eddie has zero points. Eddie, three answers are left. There's still enough to win the game.
Eddie
I don't know if I should let Amy go again or like. Or should I wait for the third round? That's where I'm. I'm confused.
Bobby Bones
I feel like I got to get.
Eddie
Something on the board or else I'm, like, in the. In danger of losing. So give me Ariel.
Bobby Bones
Little mermaid Ariel, number seven, worth 14 points.
Lunchbox
Whoa, he's back.
Bobby Bones
There's number eight and nine still on the board. Right now. The score is Amy, 29, Morgan, 6, Eddie, 14.
Eddie
I think I'm gonna have to punt. Give me Aladdin.
Bobby Bones
Why would you punt?
Eddie
I feel like I need to go with a triple.
Bobby Bones
That's the dumbest thing. You get one more, you take the lead.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Only one more.
Eddie
Yeah. I have discalculia, dude, so I can.
Bobby Bones
Do the math more.
Eddie
You win easily. No way. It's Aladdin on the board.
Bobby Bones
Show me Aladdin. Even Lunchbox went, what?
Lunchbox
I was like, why would you punt? All you gotta do is get the last two on the board and you win.
Bobby Bones
That's true. Amy, over to you, Simba. Show me simba. Amy, for 24 points, that's the number eight answer. Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And one more.
Amy
All right, Tinkerell.
Bobby Bones
No. All right. Amy is going to win.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, if you get this one, Eddie finishes last place. If you don't, you finish last and you're out. Next round. There's one character left. Name a Disney character off the board. Mickey and Minnie and Donald and Goofy, Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel, Simba, and Belle. Got one answer left.
Amy
Gosh, this is just really throwing me off. I keep going modern Disney, and so many of these are looped to old Disney, and.
Lunchbox
Well, talk it up.
Eddie
What do you got on?
Amy
No, because Eddie, it doesn't matter. Yeah, but for last, it doesn't matter. Last place, it matters.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but if you miss it, you're. You're in last place.
Amy
Okay, well, I mean, and I'm thinking you got Finding Nemo, and that's a massive movie. You have Pocahontas, which was huge. Buzz Lightyear, I feel like, was also just as big as Woody. But, gosh, Pocahontas was the old one, and it'd be the old school one. Nemo be new school. Your answer is second place.
Bobby Bones
That wants to keep her from not being eliminated. She wants to play the next round.
Amy
Okay, got it. That makes sense now. Okay, okay. Sorry, hater.
Bobby Bones
In the house.
Amy
I am the hater. Morgan, most of these are old school, I guess.
Bobby Bones
So I'm going to go Pocahontas. Show me Pocahontas.
Amy
Dang.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
That would be fun.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, any anything else?
Eddie
Yeah. I don't deserve this, but give me Elsa.
Bobby Bones
Elsa. You don't deserve that. You don't deserve it, because you could have won the whole thing with Elsa and Simba, but you didn't. Amy wins. There she is. Our winner, Amy.
Lunchbox
It's time for the good news with Amy.
Amy
So there's a couple, Grace and Thomas, and they plan on getting married in Colorado next month. Only problem is, Grace's dad, Dan, has had pancreatic cancer the last two years. And they started to realize there's no way that dad's not gonna make it to Colorado. So what they did is the hospital put together an entire wedding ceremony. So I want to shout out the hospital, specifically Northwest Community Hospital. They put together a wedding, and he was able to walk his daughter down the aisle. Well, he was in a wheelchair, but he wheeled her down. And he had a suit on, a red tie, sunglasses, and it was just a really special moment. He's been fighting so hard, and it's just incredible that they put this together.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Big shout out to that overworked staff.
Amy
Yeah. At the hospital, because they have a lot of things they're trying to take care of, and this probably brings them joy, too, because they see a lot of heavy stuff, and to be able to see one of their patients, you know, and. And the daughter get her dream of her dad walking her down the aisle is really special.
Bobby Bones
That's a good one. That's what it's all about. That was.
Lunchbox
Tell me something good, bones.
Bobby Bones
So last week was supposed to be, according to some of the Rapture, and people were selling their stuff. People were moving out of their houses. They were going, hey, I'm not going to pay bills this month. Why would I? It's the Rapture. Well, you know what didn't happen?
Amy
The Rapture.
Bobby Bones
The Rapture is correct. So this woman, because she thought it was the rapture, she tipped two servers ten $77.
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
Then the Rapture didn't come. Listen to this.
Lunchbox
The woman tipped her $300 on a $40 check and then wrote on the receipt, in case you don't rise on April 8, and returned two days later and tipped another server $777. Because that's God's number.
Bobby Bones
Of course.
Lunchbox
The server was so shocked, he even had a manager go verify the tip with her she returned to the restaurant.
Bobby Bones
And accused the servers of fraud and.
Lunchbox
Tampering with her tip, which the server explained is literally impossible, is at their restaurant.
Bobby Bones
They hand the credit card machine over.
Lunchbox
To the customer and have them select a tip themselves. This, of course, did not satisfy the woman.
Bobby Bones
So here's a woman who thought, just follow here. How illogical she is. She's okay, the Rapture is coming. I'm going to go do a. A good deed in the name of Christ, because I shall be raptured up. So she tips $1,077 to two people. She then goes home, I guess just waits. And it's like, all right, I'm still sitting. Like, I'm not. I'm not. Well, the day turns. And also there's the whole thing of how do you know what time zone the Rapture is going to be? Because it could have started in Australia.
Eddie
Yep, Australia way ahead of us, which.
Bobby Bones
Is the day before for us. Or maybe Jesus's central time zone. I don't know. Right.
Amy
I didn't think about that part.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So she's just sitting there chilling, waiting for the Rapture, because everybody on Tick Tock is saying it and it doesn't happen. And she's like, well, I don't really like what I did, so I'm gonna go get my money back now. She goes back now. Do you know what is the least Christlike thing to do? Lie. What she did. Oh, fraud and trying to get her money back.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
So my theory is if there was a Rapture, she wouldn't have got raptured anyway because she wasn't what she said she was, because she was someone who wanted to go and get her money back and she lied about it. Maybe she didn't deserve to be raptured to begin with.
Amy
I don't know. One could argue that you need Jesus because you're not perfect.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm agreeing. But the Rapture is everybody that already understood has Jesus, and he accepted Jesus. And so therefore, if she's going back and she's lying afterward that she didn't have it, so she wouldn't have been raptured anyway.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
And this woman was given the waiter the tip in case he didn't go to heaven.
Bobby Bones
And that's quite an assumption.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
You look like somebody that wouldn't be going to heaven, so I'm going to tip you a lot.
Eddie
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
All this is bizarre, but it does show you that there are folks who are easily manipulated into things that we think are wild, crazy, absurd, that's reality to them. Because if enough people say it and people that they trust. Because again, there were pastors saying it. There was a massive pastor in South Africa saying it. He had done all the studying. The Rapture was this day. He wasn't saying it the day of he said it many days, many months leading up to that. And they believe it. So when someone messages and says, hey, I'm Cole Swindell can have 50 bucks, you give it to them. And that's what happens. So yeah, I feel bad for her, obviously. But. But again, my point is, yeah, if she was going to be raptured to begin with, she wouldn't have been the person to go back and claim fraud and start blaming them for something they didn't do.
Eddie
Yeah, it's not good.
Bobby Bones
That's from your tango on Tick Tock and that story's from Lad Bible. But anyway, the Rapture is coming up in two weeks.
Eddie
Oh, two weeks.
Bobby Bones
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Can I tell you the best part about being pregnant?
Amy
Oh, yeah, but you're not supposed to say it that way. You're supposed to say about becoming a parent.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Eddie
Yeah, like having a baby.
Bobby Bones
Listen, guys, the best part about being pregnant are the pillows. My wife had this pregnancy pillow. It was really long, and if it. If you stretch it out, it just looked like it was like six feet long. But it looks like a pair of legs. Big, long, dangling legs as they had. Because I use it every night now.
Amy
What are. You're, like, wrapped around it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's awesome. So I put my head on the top, like the arch, and then I have it on both sides. It, like, hugs me. And then whenever I want to turn over on a side, it goes in between my legs so my knees don't hit because I hate when I sleep, my knees are hitting each other. The best part about pregnancy are the pillows. The pillows. I wish I would have known about this years ago. I wouldn't have even needed her to be pregnant for me to have this pillow. Anyway, she had to order Another one because you took. Cuz I took the first one.
Amy
She had to order it. You should have ordered it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't know what site she got it from.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
A pillow that's. That, to me, has been a game changer in my.
Amy
I feel like there's going to be a lot of things that you end up really liking out of this.
Bobby Bones
Well, what else?
Amy
I don't know. I'm just. I'm waiting for it, you know, guys, maternity jeans are amazing.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
Bobby Bones
They're stretchy.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm having to make a. And I don't think I need to make a full nursery. Like, it's a baby. Did you just put in a corner in, like a crib?
Amy
A little bassinet. That's when they're first.
Bobby Bones
I learned what that is. It's a tiny crib. It's like a micro machine crib.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy
That's a good way of putting a micro machine.
Eddie
And then you need a changing table. You know that, right? That's a little table one.
Bobby Bones
It's in the kitchen. It's called kitchen table.
Eddie
You know.
Amy
No, no, no. You don't change a diaper on the kitchen table, I guess. Unless you have to.
Eddie
Sometimes you have to, but they need a changing table.
Bobby Bones
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I didn't know we're gonna have to shift a whole room into a nursery.
Amy
Now. Let me ask you, are you gonna allow us to, like. Because I know how you felt about just, like, people getting you stuff in general.
Bobby Bones
I don't want crap. Guys, stop.
Amy
No, no, no, no, no. Like, if there's a baby shower, you're fine with registering for baby showers?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Eddie
Are we not doing a shower?
Amy
Obviously we are.
Bobby Bones
What we do after the show is our own business, Eddie. Oh, I don't know. It's up to my wife a lot of this stuff. She just tells me what she wants and then we do it. I never feel comfortable taking stuff from people. But also, I had to, like, learn. When we got married, I said the same thing and she was like, no, but people are going to get us gifts. Because that's what you do in our society.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so we will register for some stuff and we will happily accept it, because if we don't register, they're going to get us gifts anyway. It's just going to be garbage. And so. I don't know. I don't know.
Eddie
Okay, well, let us know.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy
Okay. Well, just would be helpful because what you're. What you are taking from us is joy. The joy of giving you something.
Eddie
Yeah, you don't want to take from.
Amy
Us, but you're taking our joy.
Bobby Bones
Cash.
Eddie
No.
Amy
Okay. The last thing you need.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, everybody needs cash. I need. I need tipping money. That's why I have cash.
Amy
No, it's supposed to be for the baby.
Bobby Bones
Well, if I'm tipping with tipping money in cash.
Eddie
Yeah. Dude, you can't put golf clubs.
Bobby Bones
Wait a minute.
Amy
Well, on his wedding registry, he put. I'm gonna put this most expensive couch ever.
Bobby Bones
Got the couch?
Amy
Yeah, our CEO. Yeah, he'd send it down, CFO or something.
Bobby Bones
And then never said anything about it for like four months. I didn't know who got it. Had to go track down, had to like call people. Did you get me this couch? And they're like, no. And so finally I hit the yes. Found the person who got you.
Eddie
Never asked us if we got to the couch.
Bobby Bones
Too expensive.
Eddie
We wouldn't have.
Amy
So did you ever say to them, haha, I didn't even really want that. I just registered to see if I did want it.
Bobby Bones
I never didn't want it.
Amy
Well, I.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I always wanted it. I just didn't think anybody would get it for me.
Amy
Okay, that's a good. That's the way to put it.
Bobby Bones
It was very expensive. It was kind of a joke. And so I beep. And then all of a sudden this couch shows up at our house and I'm like, who? There was no name on it. Maybe I'll register for the matching chair set for the baby for that couch. Yes, the baby really needs it. Anyways, I gotta. I gotta start clearing stuff out of a room for a nursery.
Eddie
Oh no. There goes the man cave.
Bobby Bones
No, that room stays.
Eddie
Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
It's a bedroom because it has a small bathtub. Right. Connected like in that bedroom. So that's why. But I have a closet. That's a bunch of my cool stuff in it. I got like my high school football jersey.
Eddie
Now that's gone.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a lot of stuff like that.
Amy
That's not trash. What do you mean that's not trash? I need to hold on to that.
Bobby Bones
All of my like, novelty jerseys that people give me with like my name on it and stuff that I wear, you know, just a bunch of that stuff. I got it.
Eddie
I remember when we had our baby, it was like all that stuff started disappearing. Had no idea where it went, but it slowly disappeared.
Bobby Bones
Has it come back?
Eddie
Nope.
Bobby Bones
Never.
Eddie
Never. Again.
Bobby Bones
Never showed his face again. Never. Yeah. So that's the next plan is to do that and get that Lamborghini stroller. Yes.
Eddie
You need that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm going to register for. Oh, yeah. Thank you. That's the one thing I'm going to register for is that Lamborghini stroller. They went to the diamond park, the lunchbox and Abby went to and found a 2.79-karat diamond.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
They went to the dollar store and bought some tools and went over and just dug with those dollar tools. And it drives lunchbox crazy because they went, spent a whole day there, found nothing. But I'll read you the story. A weekend outing at an Arkansas state park turned into an amazing 2.79 carat discovery for a family from Oklahoma. They went to visit crater of Diamond State park in Murfreesboro, Arkansas. In preparation for their visit to the park, the family brought with them a beach digging kit that they bought at the dollar store. They picked a spot because this place is about 38 acres in the search area. And when I say search area, guys, it's the ground. There are some wetter spots. Like sometimes they're little streams and stuff. And so they go and they pick a spot and they just start digging and they dug. And this is a quote. At first I thought, hey, this looks really neat, like a shiny little rock that it was too big to be a diamond.
Lunchbox
Oh, too big.
Bobby Bones
I know. So they took the stone, which they thought was just a shiny rock, to the diamond discovery center and they were like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That is a chocolate brown diamond with a weight of 2.79 carats. Wow. That's from People magazine lunchbox. Your thoughts?
Lunchbox
Well, it's really gross and disgusting and frustrating because I had real buckets, like big white buckets and they came with like a little kid kit. Like they're just playing in the sand at the beach. Which makes me think maybe I dug too deep. Maybe I just need to go surface level. I wonder how deep these people are digging. And it's just so frustrating when I hear these because that means I was so close. Like I was right there.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
But you were asleep also. Like you went to sleep on the grounds and you made Abby dig. Hold on.
Lunchbox
I did take a nap because it was a long adventure to get there and it was like 90 degrees out there. And let me tell you, there is very little shade at the diamond park. Like it is a lot of dirt and dust. And after back breaking digging for like four hours, you get tired.
Bobby Bones
He Acts like he selled the open seas to get there. It's like a four hour drive. It's nothing to it. Abby, what are your, what are your thoughts?
Amy
Well, I feel like it's all luck at this point. Right. I mean, they're just lucky that they go to a spot and it happened to be right there.
Bobby Bones
It's luck. Sure. And probably being very aware of what you're digging because I think there are rocks and the rocks don't look like diamonds. They never. You never dig at this place. And we went as a kid. It's like a field trip. You never dig at this place and go, wow, that is a perfectly chiseled Genesis diamond. Wow. And that's. It doesn't look like that looks like a rock.
Amy
Well, yeah, especially if it's chocolate brown. I would be like, what is, what is this? Yeah.
Eddie
No, it's poop.
Bobby Bones
It's a nice dog, man.
Amy
Out here. Definitely worth something.
Bobby Bones
So do you guys want to go back is the question.
Lunchbox
Yeah. These stories are starting to inspire me that maybe I just need to concentrate on one area instead of hopping around the park. Like, all right, I dig here for 30 minutes, then dig over here for 30 minutes. And now I realize I have to save every single rock because I probably had a diamond. I was thinking they were going to be really big. Like, you know, the size, like you skip across the water. But obviously they're like the size of a pea. And that's what I need to be more in. In line with.
Amy
You thought a diamond was going to be huge? Well, they have different.
Bobby Bones
Well, he's watched, he's watched Looney Tunes, Abby.
Amy
I was like, what?
Bobby Bones
We knew they would be small. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I don't know how you live your life. I look for big things.
Amy
Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
If you guys want to do the sequel, you know, part two, we can do the sequel.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. I would go back.
Lunchbox
I mean, I'd go back, man. I would go dig. I, I, I, I these stories. Like, the lady that even gave credit to our show a few months ago said, oh, because of the Bobby Bones show, I'm surprised these people didn't shout us out. They're from Oklahoma. Everybody in Oklahoma listens to us.
Bobby Bones
So.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
As long as we don't have to stick together, we can separate lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Like, I think the strategy this time is not hopping around. I think the strategy this time is not going to sleep while you're there.
Eddie
Yeah, just dig the whole time.
Amy
Maximize your time.
Bobby Bones
It was hard to find shade to sleep in. So yeah. So Abby was digging and you were sleeping. Yeah.
Lunchbox
That was 30 minutes out of the day. I mean, I'd already been digging for five hours. I mean, my back was hurting. There was dirt all over my face. I was hungry. There's no food there either. That's one thing. They don't provide food.
Eddie
Nothing. Dude, Rock Shop doesn't have a sandwich or anything.
Bobby Bones
You can go and buy it and.
Eddie
Take it with you.
Bobby Bones
What place do you go to where they give you food when you get there?
Eddie
Like a park? No, none.
Bobby Bones
No. Or. Or an amusement park? No, you have to buy it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, they should have like a. Something set up right there. A Chipotle, you know, right in the parking lot. Make me a burrito. I mean, something.
Bobby Bones
We can arrange for you guys to go back if you guys. I. I think you go and come back same day.
Eddie
Oh, well, the last time they stayed in a hotel, right.
Lunchbox
We put them in a murder hotel.
Bobby Bones
We put them in the best place possible.
Amy
I know, but I feel like if they drive down there and need time to dig and drive back, like you.
Bobby Bones
Leave at 5 in the morning, you get there at 10, you dig until 3 or 4, you drive back home, be back by 9pm that's solid. Okay. Like we would do that stuff. One of those two want to get a hotel together. Is that what they're.
Eddie
I think that's the point.
Amy
No, no. Absolutely not.
Bobby Bones
Right? It's not that far. Like, I've driven all the way to central Arkansas and back before same day and done a little digging. Maybe not digging, but I've done stuff.
Eddie
And Abby found some rocks while lunchbox snapping.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Hey guys, it is a seven hour drive from here to the crater park.
Bobby Bones
Not if you. Not if you beat that time. Like I like to do thing where you drive and try to beat the time.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, you shave the time, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do a little time shaving. Do you guys do that?
Eddie
Oh, I love it.
Bobby Bones
Eddie did that in Chicago. We landed and I had to do an interview and Eddie was driving. So as soon as we land, Eddie gets in the car and it's like, dude, we need to be there in nine minutes. And it said like 18 minutes. He got us there in nine minutes. I'm like, I got how he cut half the time off the gps.
Eddie
Shave it.
Amy
Okay. How do you shave it?
Eddie
Go a little faster than it says.
Amy
Even if you go a little faster, that doesn't shave nine minutes.
Eddie
Maybe run a little red light.
Bobby Bones
He did 50 and he was like cutting corners, going through alleys.
Eddie
Yeah, I was flying. Hey, did we make it on time?
Bobby Bones
We made. We made it exactly on time. He like was going through parking lots to hit other parts of roads.
Eddie
I mean, that's a goal when we road trip and it tells me we're going to be there at 4:00'.
Lunchbox
Clock.
Eddie
Yeah, right. I'm gonna get there at 2.
Bobby Bones
It did feel a bit dangerous, but yeah, he made it.
Amy
Yeah, he just said y' all ran red light.
Eddie
Maybe a couple.
Bobby Bones
No, I think more. We wouldn't do something like that. But. Stop signs.
Eddie
Yes, Stop signs.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
It's time for the good News with producer eddie.
Eddie
Carla is 70 years old. She lives in Arizona and she lives in a senior living home. And she's battling an aggressive form of breast cancer. It's not good, but it doesn't stop her from being nice to all of her neighbors at the center. She gives away wheelchairs that she doesn't use walkers and she does a lot of nice things. So the caretakers saw this and said, you know what, let's nominate her to the AARP Wish of a lifetime program. And if she wins, she can get whatever she wants. Well, she won and now she gets to get her front row tickets to Nine Inch Nails, her favorite band at 70 years old.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that makes me feel old.
Amy
Why? Because her favorite band is one that you like too?
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Eddie
Yeah, it says she loves tools, she loves a Perfect Circle and Nine Inch Nails.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a hard rocking granny for sure. But yeah, I thought it'd be something like, man, she can't wait to go see Skinner.
Eddie
No, no, she likes the metal.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. Good for her. I'm gonna tell you guys, if I were going through that ain't no volunteering happening. I know I'll be selfish and just like woe is me. So for her to do that, that's awesome, Granny. That's a good one. That's what it's all about. That was.
Lunchbox
Tell me something good.
Bobby Bones
Wake up, wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie, Emmy, lunchbox, more Game two. Scooby Steve ran trying to put you through. Mike D's riding this week's next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know it's. This is. This is the Bobby Bone store. Let's go over to Amy for the morning Corny.
Lunchbox
The morning Corny.
Amy
Why are elephants always so broke?
Bobby Bones
Why are elephants always so broke?
Amy
They work for peanuts.
Bobby Bones
There you go. That was the morning Corny Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. A middle school teacher was sitting at her desk when they brought the drug dog around. They come around once a week, just sniffing, you know, making sure kids don't have anything, start smelling under the teacher's desk. They're like, starts going crazy in her bag, and they pull out a white, powdery substance.
Bobby Bones
I can't believe you're a teacher. And not only do you have that at school, but, you know, they bring drug dogs around randomly and occasionally. That's wild to me that you would have that there, knowing they bring drug dogs. What happens?
Lunchbox
She said, oh, my goodness. That's my friends. I thought, oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Lunchbox
She said, I thought we finished it at the tailgate for the LSU game this weekend.
Amy
Well, even that's better than being honest, probably with that answer.
Eddie
They didn't finish it.
Amy
You can't recreationally do that. Wow.
Bobby Bones
Well, you can't. No, it's.
Amy
It's illegal.
Bobby Bones
It's illegal.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Generally, yeah. But you can't have it at school.
Amy
Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
You literally can't have it.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Here's a voicemail. I just wanted to say how much I love your show. I'm a podcast listener. I listen every single day. And even though y' all don't know it, you're such a big part in my life. These last two years, I've been going to nursing school, and. And on my way there, on my way back, that's all I listen to, is your show. And y' all have helped me so much, even though you don't know it, and I really appreciate y'. All. And I just found out today that I am a graduate of nursing school. So thank you all so much. Y' all have a great day. It's awesome. Congratulations. Super cool. Thank you for the compliment. Thanks for feeling that way. I was recently a guest on a podcast where I feel that way. It's my absolute favorite podcast, and I got to go and be a guest on it. And I was like, hey, you guys have no idea. But, like, I listen to you guys all the time, and I look forward to episodes, and you guys like my friends that I never met, and they were like, oh, that's weird. And I was like, I know, I know. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Not everyone can be good at fantasy football and at Better. We understand that. That's why we're giving you $10 for free just for signing up. Download the Better App, Pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash.
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Episode Title: MON PT 1: Bobby On The Best Part About Being Pregnant + Bobby Gets Baby Advice From Eddie And Lunchbox + Bobby Feud: Disney Characters + Who Is Most Athletic On The Show?
Main Theme:
This episode delivers a mix of humor and heartfelt moments as Bobby Bones shares updates about preparing for fatherhood, receives dubious "dad advice" from co-hosts Eddie and Lunchbox, discusses weekend stories, debates athleticism among the show’s cast, dives into listener questions, plays the Bobby Feud with Disney characters, and covers viral internet stories and good news.
[01:53–08:03]
Bobby’s Wife is Pregnant:
Bobby announces that he and his wife are expecting and opens the floor for “dad advice” from the team.
Lunchbox’s “Life Hacks” for New Dads:
"You need to be sleeping. There's no point in both of you being awake in the middle of the night." – Lunchbox (03:17)
"I did not wake up in the middle of the night... She would be miserable and she was tired... but it was nothing on me. It was so perfect. Like, perfect." – Lunchbox (04:07)
Eddie’s Advice:
Suggests “setting the standard early” by feigning incompetence at diaper changes and laundry so the spouse does it all (“weaponized incompetence”):
"Act like you don't know how to change diapers. Do the worst job possible so that when your wife sees... she goes, 'Oh, my gosh, this is terrible. Don't worry, I'll just do it from now on.'" – Eddie (04:39)
Recommends not letting your wife drive to the hospital for delivery, and definitely not stopping for breakfast.
"Whatever you do, do not let your wife drive to the hospital... and do not stop for breakfast, because you'll never hear the end of it." – Eddie (06:32)
"I don't really remember if I did that or not, but just don't do it." – Eddie (06:54)
Amy’s Reaction:
Amy calls out their advice as classic "weaponized incompetence":
"Their advice for you is weaponized incompetence!" – Amy (06:09)
Book Titles Suggested in Jest:
[08:05–14:14]
Amy’s Son’s Track Meet:
Stevenson ran a personal record (PR) two miles in 11:01. Amy discusses his achievement and her evolving role as a sports parent:
"We have a role to play as parents to make sure they hydrate, rest their bodies... He had a PR on Saturday morning." – Amy (13:31) "Cheering him on at that point, he sped up after that... For state, we're gonna have people strategically placed throughout the course." – Amy (13:51)
Bobby and Eddie debate whether they could beat Stevenson in a relay (they decide probably not).
Athletic Rankings Among the Show:
[16:46–23:34]
Bobby on Arkansas Football:
"I wish he just would have left at the end of last year and been like, I retire. I’m having hip surgery. I retire." – Bobby (23:15)
[23:49–25:22]
WTF Parlay:
The parlay of Arkansas and the Cowboys winning did not hit—Bobby predicted it would fail, demonstrating rare betting wisdom on air.
Cowboys Game:
Bobby describes staying up late watching the Cowboys and his stress with betting, explaining “Cowboys +9” to Amy.
[32:27–36:12]
"If the only thing he’s done is post a picture of him at the gym, then I think you should be proud that he’s working out." – Bobby (33:24)
[36:34–42:20]
[42:34–47:08; 61:48–62:59]
Failed Rapture Tipster:
A woman tips waiters $1,077 thinking the rapture is imminent, then tries to reclaim the money when the rapture doesn’t happen.
"Do you know what is the least Christlike thing to do? Lie. What she did." – Bobby (45:39)
Middle School Teacher’s Drug Dog Incident:
Listener Voicemail:
A new nursing school graduate credits the show for keeping her company and motivated during studies.
[50:26–54:29]
Pregnancy Pillow:
Bobby’s favorite “perk” of having a pregnant wife is discovering the joy of a pregnancy pillow, which he now uses nightly:
"The best part about pregnancy are the pillows. I wish I would have known about this years ago." – Bobby (50:37)
Nursery Planning:
Morning Corny:
"Why are elephants always so broke? They work for peanuts." – Amy (63:41)
Bobby Feud Recap:
Banter over Disney characters and show member athleticism provides classic show camaraderie.
"You need to be sleeping. There's no point in both of you being awake in the middle of the night."
– Lunchbox (03:17)
"Act like you don't know how to change diapers. Do the worst job possible so that when your wife sees... she goes, 'Oh, my gosh, this is terrible. Don't worry, I'll just do it from now on.'"
– Eddie (04:39)
“Their advice for you is weaponized incompetence!”
– Amy (06:09)
"I said the same thing when we got married and she was like, no, but people are going to get us gifts. Because that's what you do in our society."
– Bobby (53:02)
"The best part about pregnancy are the pillows. I wish I would have known about this years ago."
– Bobby (50:37)
"Do you know what is the least Christlike thing to do? Lie. What she did."
– Bobby (45:39)
The episode retains the characteristic Bobby Bones Show blend of playful teasing, genuine curiosity, supportive friendship, and pop-culture-tinged chaos. Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie riff on each other’s quirks, lean into running gags (like weaponized incompetence and athletic “rankings”), and oscillate between sentimentality and sharp wit.
Summary Produced for Listeners Who Missed the Episode:
You'll come away with a smile, a few “dad hacks” (to use or definitely NOT use), and perhaps a new appreciation for pregnancy pillows, the unpredictability of football coaching jobs, and exactly why you shouldn’t bring illicit substances to middle school, ever.