MON PT 1: Celebrity Gave Bobby Money Advice + Morgan Wedding-Shamed + Lunchbox BACK In-Studio!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – April 13, 2026: Episode Summary

Episode Theme:
The Monday show brings a lively, humorous catch-up with the full crew, including the return of Lunchbox after illness, discussions of quirky listener dilemmas, celebrity money advice, digital wedding invitations, true crime stories, and everyday scams. True to its fast-talking, playful tone, the team banters about personal stories, social trends, celebrity happenings, and everyday challenges, all with their signature mix of sarcasm, warmth, and honest advice.

---

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Lunchbox’s Return & Ongoing Health Issues

[02:22 – 11:00]

• Lunchbox returns after having Covid, recounts being told to stay home while sick. The crew jokes about how often he gets sick, wondering if he’s a vector for others (especially Morgan) and speculating about the timeline of his last illness.
  • Quote: “He misses a day about every three weeks.” — Daniel [04:42]
• Lunchbox details persistent physical issues (abdominal/testicular pain), multiple doctor visits, and frustration at being undiagnosed despite scans and physical therapy.
  • Memorable moment: Bobby quips about Lunchbox’s life being a sitcom, with doctors "throwing their hands up" and telling him to look up exercises on YouTube.
  • Quote: “No doctor knows what’s going on. Like, all doctors just say, I don’t know.” — Lunchbox [06:36]
  • Crew jokes about bringing in a Titans’ team doctor for a live, on-air evaluation.

---

2. Listener Advice: Celebrating a Twin’s 30th Birthday

[11:00 – 13:44]

• A listener asks if he can plan a solo surprise for his wife (who is an identical twin and always shares birthdays/events), rather than celebrating with both twins as usual.
  • Bobby & Amy support balancing traditions, suggesting a separate, small celebration for his wife while still honoring the twin tradition.
  • Quote: “...if you want to do this and you think she will love it, that’s why you should do it.” — Bobby [13:25]

---

3. Celebrity Talk: Ryan Seacrest’s Money Advice & Home Listing

[14:09 – 21:35]

• News of Ryan Seacrest selling his Napa Valley estate ($20M) leads to:
  • Bobby relating to the invasiveness of public home listings and sharing his own similar experience with TMZ.
  • Memorable anecdote: Bobby reveals that Ryan Seacrest gave him personal money management advice back during American Idol tapings.
    • Quote: “He was like, hey, man, let me talk to you for a few minutes... I didn’t have anybody that did this for me, so let me talk to you about it.” — Bobby [18:23]
  • The team debates whether Napa Valley would interest Bobby, given he doesn’t drink, and Amy describes the non-alcoholic pleasures of Napa (scenery, food).

---

4. Wedding Invite Etiquette: Morgan "Wedding-Shamed"

[41:21 – 45:18]

• Morgan is getting wedding-shamed for sending digital invitations.
  • She describes friends and family treating it as “tacky,” though she feels digital invitations are practical and cost-effective.
  • The team jokes about missing or ignoring the digital invite because it came from an unknown/text number—Bobby thought it was a spam/scam message.
    • Quote: “If they’re vigilant, like I am...I didn’t look at it.” — Bobby [44:40]
  • Solution: Always warn guests ahead of time about digital invites to prevent confusion and accidental spam reports.

---

5. Lunchbox’s Missed "Crazy News" Stories Recap

[28:08 – 36:37]

• Lunchbox returns with three “crazy news stories” missed while he was out; the crew often already discussed them, leading to comic frustration:
  1. Ocean Rescue Gone Wrong: A woman saves a drowning man who turns out to be a murder suspect (already covered).
  2. Bahamas Boating Incident: Husband arrested after wife goes missing overboard; team debates possible motives and how U.S. citizens are treated in foreign legal systems.
  3. Runaway Found After 32 Years: Woman who disappeared as a teen refuses to share her story upon reappearance; discussion about personal safety and privacy.

---

6. True Crime, Social Dynamics, and a "Psychopath Test"

[37:24 – 41:15]

• Amy and Bobby discuss famous spouse attack/murder stories, segueing into a thought experiment: the “psychopath test.”
  • Bobby describes a scenario where a woman kills her sister after meeting a man at her mother’s funeral—answer: she wanted to see the man again at another funeral.
  • Quote: “...that’s the psychopath test.” — Bobby [41:10]

---

7. Morgan’s Bachelorette Planning

[46:40 – 48:53]

• Morgan describes wanting a non-cliché bachelorette trip, ultimately choosing Lake Geneva, Wisconsin for its mix of bars and outdoorsy activities.
  • Quote: “I didn’t want to do the traditional bachelorette...I wanted a lake weekend.” — Morgan [47:21]

---

8. Scam Awareness: Texts, Emails & Fake Invitations

[51:23 – 56:49]

• Bobby shares the top scams hitting people, emphasizing not clicking unfamiliar links (toll texts, “IRS” calls, package delivery scams, fake bank alerts).
• Amy details the dangers of fake CAPTCHA/“I am not a robot” scams.
  • Quote: “If you get a text to your phone, do not click the link. That’s it.” — Bobby [54:51]

---

9. Listener Voicemails & Show Memories

[58:43 – 61:40]

• Listener calls in supportive feedback for Bobby’s wife.
• Another listener spots Lunchbox on a rerun of "Price Is Right," leading to collective jokes about his game show fame and Amy accidentally calling him “Daniel.”
  • Quote: “They have so much footage to choose from. And they thought, ah, the guy in the tux, let’s go with Daniel.” — Amy [61:02]

---

10. Bonehead Story of the Day: The Wendy’s Shootout

[62:14 – 63:34]

• Lunchbox shares a story of a Wendy’s manager in Kansas City who shoots a customer over a spilled drink dispute.
  • Team is shocked and jokes about poor decision-making, hiding the gun “in the freezer,” and general chaos.

---

11. Buying a Cow & The Deep Freezer Dilemma

[63:38 – 68:40]

• Eddie tries to coordinate buying a quarter-cow for meat, leaves Amy out of the deal, and now needs a deep freezer. Amy offers to find one on Facebook Marketplace for him.
  • Discussion turns into price negotiation, freezer dimensions, and jokes about getting attached to cows you plan to eat.

---

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “No doctor knows what’s going on...they throw their hands in the air, push you down the road to some other doctor.” — Lunchbox, on medical frustrations [06:36]
• “He was like, hey, man, let me talk to you for a few minutes...if you need help...I've got people that I can trust.” — Bobby on Seacrest’s money mentorship [18:23]
• “I for sure thought that was spam.” — Bobby, on Morgan’s digital wedding invite [44:40]
• "If you get a text to your phone, do not click the link. That’s it." — Bobby, on scam prevention [54:51]
• "They have so much footage to choose from. And they thought, ah, the guy in the tux, let's go with Daniel." — Amy, mistaken identity joke [61:02]

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Lunchbox health saga: [02:22 – 11:00]
• Advice for husband married to a twin: [11:00 – 13:44]
• Ryan Seacrest talk & money advice: [14:09 – 21:35]
• Wine, Napa Valley discussion: [21:07 – 23:57]
• Morgan’s digital wedding invite controversy: [41:21 – 45:18]
• Crazy news stories (Lunchbox segment): [28:08 – 36:37]
• Psychopath test/true crime banter: [37:24 – 41:15]
• Bachelorette trip planning: [46:40 – 48:53]
• Scam warnings: [51:23 – 56:49]
• Listener voicemails/Price Is Right mention: [58:43 – 61:40]
• Wendy’s Bonehead Story: [62:14 – 63:34]
• Deep freezer/cow-buying saga: [63:38 – 68:40]

---

Summary Tone & Overall Takeaway

The episode captures the easygoing, comedic, and honest camaraderie of the show, with Bobby as the rational anchor, Amy as the empathetic thinker, Lunchbox as the lovable, chronic complainant, Daniel as the quick-witted skeptic, and Morgan as the relatable millennial navigating modern wedding customs. The show weaves topical discussion, personal anecdotes, and listener interaction in a way that mixes entertainment and practical advice—especially about not clicking those sketchy links!

---

For more of The Bobby Bones Show, download the daily full replay.

Transcript

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Guaranteed Human. Everyone hits that mid morning moment where a little boost would really help. That's where the new Starbucks energy refreshers come in. If you already love Starbucks refreshers, these have the same bright fruity taste now with an added boost of caffeine. Your favorite flavors like strawberry, acai or pink drink now have an extra kick for the perfect midday reset. Or try something new like the Mango Strawberry Energy Refresher or Mango Dream Energy Drink. So when a little lift sounds good today, try the new energy refreshers at Starbucks or order one right now on the Starbucks app.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

Everyone deserves to be connected T Mobile and US Cellular are joining forces Our networks are coming together bringing more T Mobile coverage all over the country. Switch to T Mobile and save up to 20% versus Verizon by getting built in benefits they leave out. Check the math@t mobile.com switch and now T mobile is available in the US cellular store in Pasco. Bigger network the combination of T Mobiles and US Cellular's network footprints will enhance the T Mobile network's coverage savings versus comparable Verizon plans plus the costs of options, benefits, plan features and taxes and fees vary. Savings with three plus lines include third free line free via monthly bill credits. Credit stop if you cancel qualifying credit required.

[Daniel]

You're listening to a podcast, so maybe you're doing something else too. Like maybe scrolling home listings on Redfin, saving places you like without thinking you'll even get them, because that's what house hunting has become. But Redfin isn't built for endless browsing. It's built to help you find and own a home. Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents, which means when you find a place you love, you've got a real shot at getting it. Redfin helps turn saved listings into real addresses. Get [e-mail], own the dream.

[Inner Balance/Oestra Announcer]

If you're feeling off fatigue, mood changes, skin shifts, yet your labs say everything's normal. You're not alone. Meet Oestra from Inner Balance. The first all in one prescription strength bioidentical hormone cream that's natural and effective and only takes one drop, 10 seconds a day. Oester replaces five to six products women typically use to treat symptoms and is third party tested to ensure the highest quality. Visit innerbalance.com today to start feeling like yourself again. That's innerbalance.com Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby Bones Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones Show.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio.

[Daniel]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we are back to full force today. Lunchbox is back from his illness. How do you feel today?

[Lunchbox]

I feel great. I told you I gotta come back. Last week I was ready, but you guys kept saying, no, no, you guys are being little sissies. But that's okay.

[Daniel]

It's called safe, I think.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And it wouldn't have mattered which disease you had that we could have gotten from you. We would have said, hey, stay back, because you were contagious.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, potato, potato days. Yeah. After a couple days, you're not really contagious, you know, Isn't that what they say? Two days and you're good to play.

[Bobby Bones]

What was weird was. So Lunchbox was sick. He sounded terribly sick, and he ended up having Covid. And we didn't know day one because he was like, I can't come in. I can't talk. So he goes to the doctor to get tested for everything. And they say, you have covet. And we said that on the show. We posted it. And people on Instagram are like, kobe's not even real.

[Daniel]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Why is he missing the show? Because covert just. Just stay home a day and go in like, it didn't matter which disease he had. It could have been flu. Covid. And he didn't go. I don't even have to defend Covid. It's.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, call it whatever you want. It was a. A virus that's contagious, and he shouldn't have come in.

[Bobby Bones]

And Morgan thinks a lot of her problems in her life are from Lunchbox. Like, her being sick all the time.

[Daniel]

She sits right next to him.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. She said that while you were gone.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean? She's never sick. I don't think Morgan's ever been sick since we've been here. I've never. How can I give her.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it called?

[Lunchbox]

Vertigo.

[Bobby Bones]

Vertigo. Covid.

[Lunchbox]

She was Covid before I ever had. So that ain't me.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that that's true.

[Amy]

That was the first one, I think.

[Daniel]

No, I was the first one.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie was first. Morgan was second.

[Amy]

Okay. Morgan was.

[Bobby Bones]

All I know is Lunchbox gave it to me, and then I started to feel. We wrote so true. You had it. You were not feeling good. We rode in a golf cart together. Then the next day, you're like, I'm sick. And I'm like. Two days later, I'm like, now I'm sick. And then it's like, I don't know. It could have been anybody.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, I still think I could have Got it from you.

[Daniel]

No, you had it first.

[Lunchbox]

I. I just admitted to it first.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I wasn't sick. It doesn't matter. You're back. How long until he's sick again, guys? Two weeks. What's the. What's the over under on him being sick again?

[Amy]

I mean.

[Daniel]

I mean, it's been averaging about three weeks.

[Bobby Bones]

Once every three weeks.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He misses a day.

[Amy]

I think it's further apart every.

[Bobby Bones]

He misses a day about every three weeks.

[Daniel]

Yes. Or his voice is all messed up and allergies, and we're like, are you sick?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. Let me look at the calendar. I'll tell you, last time I was sick, okay?

[Amy]

I mean, time is flying, so I feel like. It feels like three weeks. It's probably more like five, six.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Amy. Well, you're right.

[Amy]

That's still a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan. Morgan has a lot of things happening with her body right now, and she thinks that you are a bad influence on it.

[Lunchbox]

I just disagree.

[Bobby Bones]

Right next to her, and you come in sick.

[Lunchbox]

Or it could be the opposite. She brings it to me. I mean, have we ever thought about that?

[Daniel]

But then you come in lunchbox saying, like, oh, my kids have strep, and, yeah, they got rsv, whatever it is.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. The last time I was sick was February 13th.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Is that. How do you know that one's on strip? I pulled up the picture, so that's almost two months. Like, you guys are way off.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Even going home for multiple days every eight weeks is a lot.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox is back. So you're good, though, today? 100%.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, 100%. Man, I am here. Rocking and rolling. It feels good.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you go. Could you go run today if you needed to?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if the lower section would allow that. That's still not working properly.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, your testicle still.

[Lunchbox]

I know. Above the testicle, right below the belly button. Right in that region. Still not working properly.

[Daniel]

There's something else now.

[Amy]

No, he's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But this is another of his things, though. Now, he didn't miss work, but he has had to go to the doctor multiple times for his testicle and for his stomach. You guys are acting like he's only sick every. He's not. It's something. Every week and a half, there's a

[Amy]

new ailment, but these ailments that he's currently talking about are not contagious.

[Daniel]

So he's.

[Bobby Bones]

That we know of. My left testicle's been hurting a little bit lately. Where are you on that?

[Lunchbox]

Ah, man, I'm just struggling. Like, I mean, I go to physical therapy. We think it's something in the abductor region. So we've been doing exercises. Just. It's really a guessing game. No one can tell me. No doctor knows what's going on. Like, all doctors just say, I don't know. They throw their hands in the air, push you down the road to some other doctor. Push you down the road. At least the physical therapist takes time and talks to you and works on different regions to see how that feels. So hopefully it's getting better, but it's still there.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you saying to me that you go to a doctor and at the end of your session, your appointment, the doctor throws his hands or her hands into the air and goes, I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Literally, they say, I don't know, but we're here if you need us. No, no, you just said you don't know. And what are you gonna do? They all. They say it. All of them.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, I know. He said this many times, but I've never been to a doctor. Even when they don't know, they go, not sure, but why don't we try this? Because it could possibly be this.

[Amy]

Well, they did say they kick the can down the road to the next doctor. So they are. Are they referring you to somebody else? Because that is a move.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

Oh, well, so.

[Daniel]

But didn't one of them. Didn't one of them say, like, hey, let's just do one of these scans for fun colonoscopy?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we can just do it.

[Bobby Bones]

It just sounds like his life is a sitcom and he's just going to. The funniest thing's happening at every doctor,

[Lunchbox]

so there's nothing funny about it. It's not funny. Like, there's.

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

No, we're not laughing. Like, it's not like, ha.

[Bobby Bones]

We've had a few laughs. I'll be honest with you. We've had a few laughs on the show.

[Lunchbox]

Like, literally, the sports medicine doctor that I thought, okay, this is it. Like, it's not the, you know, hernia. It's not this. I'm going to go to her and she's going to be able to tell. It sent me for the mri and I come back and she literally said, yeah, nothing there. So I really don't know what to tell you, but I'm here if you need me.

[Amy]

Maybe they think he's imagining the pain.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's.

[Amy]

But I mean, obviously not the swollen testicle, but the lower abdomen. Like, could they think that you think it's there and it's not? So they're like, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe you just want the attention.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, there's no attention, guys. I wouldn't make this up.

[Amy]

No, no, we know you're not making it up, but I'm like, what in the world would make a doctor be like?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't think they're saying that, guys.

[Amy]

Hands in the air. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't believe that's what's happening. I think the doctors probably are confused and they cannot diagnose it specific to the problem. But I don't think ever in a million years would they go, I don't know, YouTube it, or throw their hands in the air and be like, I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Doctor did say YouTube some exercises that'll

[Bobby Bones]

make it better, but that's okay if they.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's not. He doesn't even know. He goes, it could be this. So maybe just look on. Look on YouTube for some exercises to make it better.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you're better.

[Lunchbox]

What exercises?

[Bobby Bones]

You had strep throat, then you had Covid. Now you're back to your testicle being swollen and your stomach hurting.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you forget about, though, for that? For a while when you had Covid?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because it felt good because I wasn't really doing anything. And like, the stomach thing, like, there's some days, like, I can play soccer and it feels okay, but then there's other days it's like I play like 15 minutes, and all of a sudden it's like, oh, there it is again. I can feel it. So, okay, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

As a gift to you, what kind of doctor would you like me to bring to the studio to examine you?

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea. That's the problem. I've seen so many different types of doctors that I don't know who is the right doctor. If you could get Bobby. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to throw this out there. There is a doctor in town that works with professional football players, like soccer or football. No, no, no. I would say the Tennessee Titans doctor, team doctor, has probably seen every injury under the. The son.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me a name.

[Lunchbox]

I will find the name.

[Daniel]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And if you can get that person. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

If I can get him to come up to the studio. But the examination has to be on the air, on camera.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Really? Everyone's going to be able to see your test?

[Amy]

Will the doctor do that?

[Bobby Bones]

Probably not, but we could try. Yeah, why not?

[Amy]

I mean, we did have a plastic surgeon come up and sew my ear together on air.

[Bobby Bones]

Little different. That's true. Yeah. Your ears.

[Daniel]

A little ear is bigger.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. His name is Niles Calder. Is that right? No. Come on. Dr. John Williams.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. Now he just.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

He was named the head physician in 2016. Is he still there?

[Bobby Bones]

We're glad Lunchbox is back.

[Amy]

2026.

[Bobby Bones]

He has had strep. He's had east infection. He's had. Yeah, he's had now the testicles back.

[Daniel]

Abdominal pain.

[Bobby Bones]

It's something. But we will try to figure this out together. All right, let's get the show started. We're this first segment of the day. Thank you, everybody. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife is turning 30 soon. I want to do something special for her. She has an identical twin. Every birthday she's ever had has been shared with her identical twin. I get along great with her twin, but I don't want to have to plan to pay for a surprise for her, too. I feel like my wife deserves something that's just for her for once, but I don't know if that's possible. Am I going to have to just forget a big surprise because she has an identical twin sister? Would I be stepping into something sensitive if I planned something that broke their tradition? Signed married to a twin? I think both things can happen. Honestly, I think if it's a surprise and it's something that is personal, not 70 people. I think you can have a small surprise party for just your wife whenever she isn't expecting it. And she can still do whatever they always do as sisters. Right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not canceling the twin celebration they normally do. They can still have that. But I think if you want to do something specific for your wife that is a surprise, I wouldn't run out Chuck E. Cheese and have a big. Because that'd be awesome. But. But I. You can definitely do something that's surprise for your wife. I think your wife would probably like that as long as she still gets to do her tradition of having her birthday with her twin. Thought.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, he. He obviously knows her better than us and we don't know her. So I would choose what is going to make her feel the best. And it might be both of the things like Bobby said, or might be like, are you really the one that wants to do this for her? If that's the case, I would maybe pump the brakes on it and figure out a way that you can. You Know, honor her birthday. It's her birthday. So if selfishly you're like, I really want to give her this surprise, and that's kind of making it about you. So figure out if it can be like Bobby saying, like, a duel. Like, two things can happen here.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't do them back to back because if the other sister walks in, like, oh, yeah, surprise. But I do think you can do something for just your wife, and that's okay because it is your wife. And so I would encourage you because if you want to do this and you think she will love it, that's why you should do it. If you want to do it, like Amy said, and it's for you. I mean, I don't hate that either.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

Sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I like to do some stuff and be like, look what I did for you. I think your wife deserves something from just you. I think you should also allow them to have their twin celebration as well. That's crazy because, I mean, I've never been a twin, and most twins do everything together their whole life. Well, no, most, like elementary school, they dress alike. High school, I go to college together.

[Daniel]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

They're so close all the time. So, yeah, I'm sure that let them do their thing. But I think you can do something for your wife, too. Who knows? The other twin may be getting secret stuff from her husband all the time, and you don't even know about it. Yeah, good luck. Do what you think you should do for your wife because you love your wife. That would be our answer there. All right, close it up. Ryan Seacrest home is for sale for $20 million. If you guys want to buy it, the story comes from people. It says the American Idol and will of fortune host has listed his Napa Valley estate. Oh, this must not even be his main house.

[Amy]

Oh, it's not even primary. It says Napoleon.

[Bobby Bones]

His Napa home for 20 million. Shout out, Seacrest.

[Daniel]

Hey, dude earned it, so he works hard.

[Bobby Bones]

No, hate. The Property includes a 10750 square foot main house, a pool gym. A gym, a pool gym.

[Daniel]

Wait, what's a pool gym? That sounds awesome.

[Amy]

Maybe in the gym. In the pool house.

[Bobby Bones]

So far away. Yeah, you need two in case you don't want to walk to the other. A bocce court, like bocce ball, a guest cottage, a wine cellar, an infinity edge pool. I'm sure so much more than just that. Seacrest highlights the enclosed porch with Napa Valley views as his favorite spot, describing it as peaceful and unforgettable. So you can buy Ryan Seacrest home. I wonder if he knows this even goes up.

[Amy]

Well, like, what is it, like an actual listing or an article about it?

[Bobby Bones]

The listing is up, but it's an

[Amy]

article about the listing because that's what happened to you.

[Bobby Bones]

And it was weird because I said nothing about our house being for sale. I did not want it to be public. Nothing about that was because of me.

[Amy]

So it's probably same thing for him.

[Bobby Bones]

I have theories. My number one theory, Ryan Seacrest did it. My number two theory is somebody at a real estate team that was selling our house leaked it. Because all I know is I woke up one day, I got a bunch of text messages, and it was like, hey, your house is on tmz. And I was like, for what? Is that a fire? Because we had moved out of that one. They're like, no, the listing is up, and it's showing everything about it. It was really weird because I don't want that out there. That's why I was wondering if he wanted it out there now. There is something to. The more people know about it, the easier it can be sold. I just felt like, for me, that was too invasive.

[Daniel]

Is it weird to think that people are, like, looking at your bedroom and like, I didn't live.

[Bobby Bones]

We were out of there. If we were still living there, that

[Amy]

would have been more weird because then also, you're still living there and it's public where you are. In this case, this isn't his. Like, that was your primary house, but you'd already moved out. And if this isn't his primary house, maybe he doesn't care as much.

[Bobby Bones]

It'd be cool to have a house like that, except I don't give a crap about Napa Valley. I've never been. And people just say it's wine. I don't even like wine.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's beautiful, though.

[Daniel]

You've been Amy.

[Amy]

I have been.

[Bobby Bones]

But would you want a house? A second house? I mean, listen, we're talking super rich people things. I wouldn't want one so far away.

[Amy]

I would never go, no, I don't. I don't want a second house there. I went once, and that was plenty for me. Like, some people are like, oh, they go back to Napa. Napa all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you gotta be wine guys to like Napa?

[Amy]

I mean, they have amazing food and it's really pretty. I don't think you. I mean, now I went with my ex husband when we were sort of newly married. We made a whole thing of it. So we went to San Francisco, and then we went to Napa Valley. So we made a whole little west coast trip out of it in a week.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be fun. It's too far. It's too far for me, getting on a plane and having.

[Amy]

But for Ryan, that's not far from him.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Amy]

Unless he's. Well, he goes east, west.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, Ryan's got probably seven airplanes. I remember once. I don't think. I don't know if he'd like me saying this. I just got to know Ryan pretty well, and I liked Ryan a lot because we worked together four years on American Idol, and if we see each other now, he makes a point to come up and say hello. I never want to bother him because if I see him, it's only because he's working and he is in the middle of it. But he always makes a point to come up and spend a few minutes and be like, how are you? What's going on? Ryan gave me some really great money advice when we were on American Idol together. So it's been great.

[Amy]

So, like, what, What, What? What was the money advice?

[Daniel]

Get a house in Napa.

[Amy]

Do tell. Tell us more.

[Bobby Bones]

He was asking what kind of people I have watching my money because he knew I did not come from money. And he said, hey, I don't know how you got your people, but I can. If you need help or direction on people that you can trust. Like, I have people that I can trust. It was like that. It was. He pulled me aside. We run Hawaii doing American Idol. There was like 45 minutes of downtime. He was there, I was there. We were rarely together because we were just always working different jobs. And he was like, hey, man, let me talk to you for a few minutes. I didn't have anybody that did this for me, so let me talk to you about it. If you need this or that, this is what's happened to me. That wasn't good. I don't want this to happen to you, so please let me know. And I thought it was super kind. I called him once. This is so in the weeds. Do you want to hear inside baseball stuff? Yeah, I called him once because I was thinking about changing agents, and I said, hey, I'm thinking about changing agents and going to the agency that represents you and tell me the good things and the bad things. And he did. And I messaged him first. He didn't back for, like, two days. And I was like, I guess Ryan hates me now. You do that. And he was like. He messaged me, goes, hey, I'M he was on, like, a boat in another country. He goes, I will call you as soon as I get back to America. And he did. He was awesome. So he's. I really like Ryan. So that's all that was way inside stuff. But is that interesting?

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, especially that you didn't hear from him from two days, and you were like, what. What's happening? And you see how. See how this is one of those examples of, like, always assume the best. Sometimes we jump to the worst of, oh, this person hates me. When really, if you assume the best, it's like, oh, he's enjoying himself in another country on a boat. So he didn't get it for two days.

[Bobby Bones]

I just thought he was probably busy. And you get a message, and maybe you don't hate the person, but you're like, oh, I'll get back to it. And then the dot goes away. And then you don't get. I have, like, two of those right now that just remembered. I gotta reply to.

[Daniel]

Oh, don't forget.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So Ryan Seacrest, a guy, if he asked me, he's always been super nice to me. And good luck on selling that house. And it's. It was so invasive when TMZ put that stuff up, but I know it was somebody inside, like, the circle that did it.

[Amy]

Well, that would be weird, though, because why would they want to jeopardize your.

[Bobby Bones]

They can't prove. I can't prove it was. Oh, and it wasn't.

[Daniel]

They get paid.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't like, my realtor, but I think it was probably somebody in that company. They get paid for it.

[Daniel]

Yeah. Like, if somebody was like, call tmz, like, hey, I got the inside scoop on Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but that's not the point of it. The point of it is for that the house to get sold.

[Daniel]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they make money off of that.

[Daniel]

And the point for tmz, though, like, what? It's just a cool story like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Because if you see somebody's house, trust me, on. In the world of celebrities, I ain't one, but I'm the bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom. And so because they can always go, like, former American Idol or Dancing with the Stars winner, like, that's enough for them to post it. It's always interesting to see how much people's house are selling for. Right?

[Daniel]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Money's interesting.

[Amy]

Well, the amount people make Ryan's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well, Ryan's really famous. And then I wonder about Napa. Like, what I like it if I don't like wine. What's the deal? With wine, if you don't like alcohol. Real question. I don't drink. I've never had a drink of alcohol. If I. If wine did not have alcohol in it, would it still be good?

[Amy]

I mean, if you develop a palate for it, Some people more so than others, but I wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you develop a palate if there wasn't an alcohol?

[Amy]

It's hard to say, because it's like we've been drinking it for so long. It's like I can't remember my. My first sip of wine. If I think back to, like, a Pinot Grigio on a hot summer day, it felt refreshing. And if it's a yummy one, then yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But does it feel refreshing because you know there is some buzz coming? I.

[Amy]

No, because I don't always have a glass of wine for a buzz.

[Daniel]

I would say yes to that. That question.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you understand my question.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Cultural significance.

[Lunchbox]

It is.

[Bobby Bones]

If it did not have alcohol in it.

[Daniel]

No, because you would expect for it to taste like grapes.

[Morgan]

Guys.

[Amy]

It was Jesus's first miracle. Well, no, because I'm like, no, no, no, because I don't put wine and beer in the same category. Beer, your first sip. I. I don't know anybody who took their first of a beer.

[Morgan]

And it's like.

[Amy]

But wine is grapes.

[Daniel]

Like, it's fermented grapes.

[Amy]

Sure, I know, but it's got. It's definitely not as disgusting as I

[Daniel]

remember my first time. And I was like, oh, this is gonna taste like grape juice. And it did not taste like grape juice.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it possible that you two can just have different opinions and not, like, get at each other? Okay, good.

[Amy]

We're not at each other.

[Daniel]

Can we do that?

[Amy]

I just like to acknowledge the Lord's work also, Bobby, I do think I want. Well, I wonder if you could go to Napa, because part of that experience is you're going to these different vineyards and you're trying so much. And some people, they don't want. Their intent is to not get drunk. They want to enjoy the experience. So they have these big silver buckets everywhere, and you put the wine in your mouth and you swish it around in your palate.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I want to get drunk.

[Amy]

No. No, you don't, because you don't drink.

[Geico Gecko]

No, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to get drunk.

[Amy]

Yes, I know, but because you don't drink, I wonder if you could go swish it in and then spit it out.

[Daniel]

I don't think so, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would I do that?

[Amy]

Because that's part of The. That's what you do.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm also. I can't eat cheese. What if I get cheesecake, chew it and they go and spit it out the in.

[Amy]

Well, I guess you're right. I mean, that's how you drink your bloodstream.

[Daniel]

You just put in your mouth, swish a little bit and spit it out.

[Bobby Bones]

I go to bars with the boys. I have a Heineken.

[Amy]

Well, I'm just saying, even people that drink and drink a lot, they are swishing it around and spitting it in the silver bucket.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's probably because they don't want to get so drunk because they're doing it over multiple days. They probably still get a little drunk.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, cuz you visit multiple.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. What if you just went hard and visited multiple and drank it all?

[Daniel]

Well, they do that.

[Amy]

It's very.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe I could see Cross how to stay at his place.

[Daniel]

That'd be cool.

[Amy]

Be like, I'll highlight it on my Instagram for sale, help me sell it. Like how the influencers do. They get to stay at places for free and they go around and show every room.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo did that. He went to like in the mountains. Ray, didn't you guys stay somewhere? Yeah, yeah, we were in a hot tub and it was like called glamping is what it was.

[Amy]

Oh yeah, that place looked cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And they let him go for free. Yeah, as long as he showed it on Instagram. Yeah, it was a igloo. You could see through the ceiling at the stars at night. And they even had a hot tub too. Just the only thing that scared us was the potential for bears because it was in east Tennessee. And then also a rainstorm came in, so we left a little early.

[Amy]

I saw an influencer post rainstorm.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not on the ocean. Yeah, man.

[Daniel]

You have a roof.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right. There were these creeks though. Get out of the hot tub and go inside. No, no going. Yeah. When we were going towards it, there were some of these old rickety bridges we were driving over. And I said, well, those creeks were pretty high when we came in. I would suggest we get out. Well, anyway, Seacrest is selling this house. It was invasive when they did that to me because I had no knowledge of it. I wonder if he has knowledge of it. Probably. Probably doesn't bother him because everybody knows he has money.

[Daniel]

Could you text him? Could you be like, hey bro, like, do you know your houses on tmz?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure he does. I don't really hey, bro, him. That's like a delicate relationship that I Only go to him when I need him.

[Amy]

Yeah, I would save the text. Something else.

[Bobby Bones]

Some people have a Starbucks order depending on their mood. Morning coffee weekend. Something nice but fun. But now afternoons have a new go to because Starbucks just launched their new energy refreshers. This is perfect for me. They're the Starbucks refreshers flavors that everyone already loves, like the strawberry acai it's good Pink drink. Yep. Good. Dragon drink. Yup. Good now with an added boost of caffeine to power you through the day. Plus you can try new flavors like the Mango strawberry energy refresher or the Mango dream energy drink. They're bright, they're fruity, they're super refreshing, and they're perfect when that afternoon slump hits. Whatever flavor you like, Starbucks energy refreshers are exactly what you need to take on the moments that matter. So next time the afternoon slowdown kicks in, head to your nearest Starbucks and try one of the new energy refreshers. Or order one right now on the Starbucks app.

[Inner Balance/Oestra Announcer]

If you're feeling off fatigue, mood changes, skin shifts, yet your labs say everything's normal. You're not alone. Meet Oestra from Inner Balance. The first all in one prescription strength bioidentical hormone cream that's natural and effective and only takes one drop, 10 seconds a day. Oester replaces five to six products women typically use to treat symptoms and is third party tested to ensure the highest quality. Visit innerbalance.com today to start feeling like yourself again. That's innerbalance.com we're lost.

[Morgan]

If the show starts without us, there's

[Amy]

no hiding in the back row. I'm gonna ask that man for directions. Hi there. We're trying to get to the comedy club.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

Well, you're gonna take a left at the old oak tree at this here road.

[Bobby Bones]

Nah, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.

[Amy]

How is there signal out here?

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

T Mobile and US Cellular are coming together so the network out here is huge. We get the same great signal as the city, saving a boatload with benefits. And there's a five year price guarantee too. Okay, here's the turn.

[Amy]

Actually, can you pull up the way to a T mobile store?

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

America's best network just got bigger. Switch to T mobile today and get built in benefits the other guys leave out. Plus our five year price guarantee. And now T mobile is available at US Cellular stores in hermiston. Best mobile network based on analysis by Ookla of speed test intelligence data. Second half of 2025. Bigger network. The combination of T Mobile's and US Cellular's network footprints will enhance the T mobile network's coverage price guarantee on talk text and data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. See t mobile.com for details.

[Geico Gecko]

And now for a bit of breaking news. Between your breaking news with me, the geico gecko, here are some things you ought to know today. People who switch their car insurance to Geico save about $900 a year. Experts are calling that nice to know. Also, plants can hear when bees buzz. My ficus just heard that. And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents. I'm getting a hint of Irish there.

[Lunchbox]

It feels good to get good news.

[Bobby Bones]

It feels good to Gecko Lunchbox has been gone for basically a week, and he now wants to do. What is it? Three crazy stories that we may have missed. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Three news stories that I saw, and I was like, oh, my gosh, I want to talk about those. They probably missed them.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We might not have missed them, though, right? Did you listen to the show at all?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right.

[Lunchbox]

Enough time, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right. Okay. Number one.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Number one. There's a dude. She's. He's in the ocean. He's drowning, and it's like, oh, my gosh. And this lady's out for a morning walk, and she's like, float on your back. Float on your back. The waves will carry you in. He's like, I'm so tired. I'm gonna drown. She saves the dude's life. He gets to shores just like, I'm never going out that far again. And he leaves. Turns out he was wanted for a double homicide.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, we had. We hit that one.

[Daniel]

We hit that one.

[Amy]

Got it. Check.

[Daniel]

Thank you. Lunch.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's good.

[Lunchbox]

But how bananas.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Is that. That you save a life and he goes away, and then the cops show him. They're like, ah, man, he got away. And she's like, yeah. Oh, he killed his estranged wife and her boyfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

I believe Morgan brought us that story. Is that true, Morgan?

[Morgan]

I did, yeah. We talked about it on part two.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there any. Anything he forgot about that story?

[Morgan]

No, I think he nailed it.

[Daniel]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, how.

[Bobby Bones]

But we've already talked about the record. We've already done it.

[Daniel]

Those same reactions.

[Bobby Bones]

We all like, oh, my God, that's crazy. Then he ran away.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I haven't asked my question, though.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

If you knew that person was a double murder suspect, would you save them?

[Daniel]

No, I. I feel like we asked that same question.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd call the cops.

[Amy]

Yeah, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'd be like, hey, there's a double merch. Just back down the ocean. I'm gonna slowly get him in. But I need you guys to be here to arrest them. Yeah, but you wouldn't know that, because I think our question was, would you yell, like, hey, how many people you killed? Like, as they're coming in? We did jokes and stuff, too. So.

[Daniel]

Yeah, man, you missed it.

[Bobby Bones]

It was awesome. You missed. As a fun segment. All right, there's number one next story the lunchbox wants us to talk about that he thinks we might have missed while he was sick.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. There was a husband and wife. They take a vacation to the Bahamas, and they're gonna sail from island to island, and they get off the sailboat, and they're on a little dinghy boat, and what do you know, rough seas. Wife goes order overboard, and the husband. Oh, I couldn't find her. And he was able to paddle for hours with one paddle, make it to shore to alert authorities. My wife went overboard. You got to go find her. I mean, from the jump, right when he made it to shore, first thing, I thought he did it, and turns out he got arrested.

[Amy]

Oh, I didn't know he got arrested. I don't know that we talked about this, but I did know this story, and I thought, I'm so naive. I was like, how tragic he lost his wife. And some.

[Bobby Bones]

It definitely could have been tragic. Yes.

[Amy]

Crazy currents or something. So what? Why did they arrest him? Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Because they believe that he did it.

[Amy]

No, but I mean, suspicion. I know, suspicion, but they have to have more than just don't they have to have, like. Did he file an insurance claim the day before.

[Daniel]

That's another country. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there proof that her body. Do they have her body? It's hard to arrest somebody if there's no evidence.

[Amy]

Yeah. Did he have another family?

[Bobby Bones]

Not arrest. It's hard to convict somebody, I should say.

[Daniel]

Right?

[Amy]

Yeah, but they can arrest him, but they can't hold them. So what country?

[Daniel]

Bahamas.

[Amy]

But were they American?

[Daniel]

They're American, yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They're from Michigan.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And they've been married for, like, 20 years. And following the incident, he was taken into custody.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Like, after talking to authorities, apparently she fell off the boat with the boat keys.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Daniel]

And that's why he ended up.

[Lunchbox]

Stopped working.

[Daniel]

That's why he had to paddle back. Kind of weird.

[Amy]

Well, that makes me feel like she actually really fell off.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, what about it makes them think he did this?

[Amy]

That's what I want to Know, the

[Daniel]

mom says, the wife smiles.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see if Lunchbox knows he brought the story. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Well, the wife's daughter. So it's the guy's stepdaughter. Immediately said, I want a full investigation. Like, something is weird here. And so she went to authorities and was like, you need to fully investigate. You need to get involved. If it's a tragic accident, I can accept that. But it seems fishy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's got to be more than that. That it seems fishy.

[Lunchbox]

And maybe she had stuff that she told the authorities, but they're not telling us.

[Daniel]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

And they looked into it and that that added up. But he was arrested.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, with only 3% of knowledge. What do you think happened, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he killed her.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. There you go. It's all I need 3% to say

[Amy]

that isn't that crazy? Like, you think you're going out on a boat ride with your husband and he kills you?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. That's crazy. No, but I mean, we also don't know if that's what happened.

[Amy]

Well, okay. Well, we do know that that one woman went hiking with her husband, and he, to push her over, hit her with a rock.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

She survived. So she was able to say, yes, this happened.

[Daniel]

That's so sad.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you can connect the two automatically, guys.

[Amy]

No, but now, I mean, be. Be. Be on guard. Hikes, little.

[Daniel]

Little paddle boats, anything.

[Amy]

Anything.

[Daniel]

Driving, shower, like, you never know.

[Lunchbox]

Tell your friends, never know who you're sleeping next to. Guys. I always tell you that. I've told you that forever. You think you know, but you have no idea.

[Amy]

No ide.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. Except for if these people were murdered, I would bet you there were some indicators, clues. There were certain things that were happening within the relationship. That doesn't make it wild that that nutcase murderer murdered them.

[Daniel]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think, like, I'm not going to murder my wife today or any day. Yeah. But I'm saying there's nothing that's happening between us in any negative way form. There's nothing, you know, underlying. There's not past stuff that we're working through right now that. That would constitute divorce, separation, murder, any of that.

[Amy]

Right. Because a lot of times the murder will come up because they do want to divorce.

[Bobby Bones]

Something else was happening. Yes.

[Amy]

And they do not want to lose half their money or whatever to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

By rock. That's crazier. Because you physically got to take a rock and, like, pound ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel]

Or bake. Huh. This is barbaric. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I thought he said barbaic.

[Daniel]

Barbaric.

[Lunchbox]

He did say barbake.

[Amy]

I was like, barbaic.

[Daniel]

Oh, I don't know what I said.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, what's the other. Okay, lunchbox, you're one for two. Good job. Next one up.

[Lunchbox]

All right, the little girl that disappeared in Arizona 32 years ago, and then she went out to see her horse, disappeared. They never saw her again. They found her, and they weren't saying much. What? Turns out she's not talking to authorities. She's not telling them what happened. She's like, look, I've moved on with my life. I'm married now. I got three kids. I'm good. Don't want to talk about it. So I think she's not even.

[Bobby Bones]

A little background. A little background is owed on this. So this girl had been missing for 30 plus years. They find her. It turns out when they find her, a little bit of the story comes out too. Is that, like, they disappeared and the disappearance was. They didn't feel safe, Right?

[Lunchbox]

They didn't feel safe revealing what happened to her, but now they're saying that she's just not even cooperating. She's just like, hey, I'm good. Like, I'm happy now. I told my hus. My husband knew before we got married that, hey, I ran away. She got married as a teen, has three kids, went and got a degree, and now she works for, like, a private eye.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm good with her not saying. If she was running way early on for her own safety, I do not think she should reveal things that would make her unsafe again.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Point. If that's the case, we don't know much about it. A little bit here. I feel like, hey, if she did nothing wrong, I'm good with letting her live her life because she ran for a reason. Don't know the reason, but if the cops aren't like, you did something wrong, I. Good. Let her live her life. Don't even tell us who she is now. Like, I don't even want to.

[Daniel]

What?

[Lunchbox]

They said her name and she lives in.

[Amy]

I don't want to say it.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I didn't. I wasn't gonna say her name, but

[Bobby Bones]

I bet you were.

[Lunchbox]

But she's crazy. She ran away at 13, so I would love to hear her story, how she survived at 13 years old. Like, where did she go? Like, who helped her?

[Daniel]

Could she tell the cops? Like, I'm not gonna tell you guys anything because she's gonna put out a documentary.

[Bobby Bones]

She could tell the cops. I'm Just not gonna tell you anything and then put out a documentary. I don't think those two would go together, Officer. Come here. I'm not gonna tell you because I just signed a deal with Amazon.

[Daniel]

Yeah, everyone's gonna know.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's it. Okay, Any other stories? Lunchbox from your week of sickness?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the Amy the Rock guy, he did. He was found guilty this last week. He.

[Daniel]

In court.

[Lunchbox]

Like, the verdict came back. He was guilty. So that's a bonus story for you.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, we knew that, though. But I guess he's just been found officially guilty.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he wept in court when they read the verdict.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd weep, too, if I was going to jail.

[Daniel]

Yep.

[Amy]

I mean, did he say what he was thinking?

[Lunchbox]

Now he's saying that she attacked him first and defending himself.

[Bobby Bones]

Do we know that that's accurate? Inaccurate? Like, what do we know?

[Amy]

Well, I mean, he was found guilty.

[Lunchbox]

Guilty by a jury.

[Bobby Bones]

Did he have any cuts? See, what I would do is I'd take a rock to my own head, like I would if.

[Amy]

Yes. That's what the psychos do.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what you would do.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what they. So they stab themselves.

[Bobby Bones]

If I, like, did some killing with a rock, I would take that rock and beat the crap out of myself and then lay on the ground.

[Daniel]

No, man, that's messed up, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Otherwise, I'm going to jail and I'm weeping after when I go to jail.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I don't want to have to murder.

[Daniel]

But you already did.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. So now I got to protect myself. So I'm beating myself up, and then I'm waiting for somebody to walk by on the trail.

[Lunchbox]

Help.

[Bobby Bones]

And I would say it was neither one of us. Some. The one armed man just attacked us with a rock. And now we're laying here. You know the thing where the psych. That, like the psychotic test, right?

[Amy]

No. What is it like if you. If someone yawns, you. John.

[Bobby Bones]

The funeral?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Never heard the funeral test.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to make sure I say this right. I think I've said this on the show, but it was a long time ago.

[Amy]

I don't remember what I even wore yesterday. So what.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the. So there's sociopaths and psychopaths, right? You know, the. I'm not asking in a dumb way.

[Daniel]

Is one better than the other?

[Amy]

I think sociopath is more preferred than psychopath. But I could be wrong. Only because at one point in time, a couple years ago, I was called a sociopath by someone in My life. And I had to do some research because I went to my. My friend Kat, who is a therapist, and I was like, read this letter. Do you think I'm. You know me well? Do you think I'm a sociopath? Because then I started thinking, what if they're right? And she was like, amy, you are absolutely not a sociopath. But I was being called one.

[Bobby Bones]

Psychopaths can easily be sociopaths. And they may, but. So not all sociopaths are psychopaths. Psychopaths kill. Psychopaths are insane. So here we go. Ready? A woman goes to her mother's funeral, and she meets a man she doesn't know.

[Amy]

Okay?

[Bobby Bones]

She feels an instant, deep connection with him, like, he's perfect, but she never gets his name or number, and he disappears. A few days later, she kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister?

[Daniel]

Was it.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the psychopath test? Why did. Sadly, I nailed it. Oh, I know. I'm not a psychopath. I have sociopathic tendencies. At times, I think. I think I'm just odd. I think I have some ocd. I think I'm alone Spectrum. I think I got a little. Little ingredient of all.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a little dab of narcissism. Like, dude, I got. I got the whole pot. Do you want. Do you want it one more time?

[Amy]

I mean, I think I'm tracking. I just have no idea why she would kill her sister. She went to her mom's funeral, met a guy that she barely knew.

[Lunchbox]

How to deepen.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to read it to you one more time.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

A woman goes to her mother's funeral and meets a man she doesn't know. She feels an instant, deep connection with him, like, he's perfect, but she never gets his name or number. And he disappears. A few days later, she kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister?

[Amy]

He disappeared, though. He disappeared.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not a psychopath.

[Daniel]

I got something.

[Amy]

Oh, is. Is.

[Bobby Bones]

Is.

[Amy]

Is. Is her sister a man? He disappeared.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you're a nut, but you're not a psychopath. No, no, no, that's not it.

[Daniel]

What do you got one?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Daniel]

I think she believes that that man was her sister's dad.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Her dad.

[Daniel]

Yeah. So her sister's really not her sister, but a half sister.

[Amy]

So why would she kill her, though?

[Daniel]

Because she didn't like that lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was her sister's new boyfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

And she killed the sister, killed the dude. So the sister went and got revenge. Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

Because if the guy came for the. The Funeral of the mom. He's probably. No one knows the family. So if she killed his sister, that guy will come back to the next funeral, too, so she'll get a chance to see him again.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Daniel]

I never thought of that.

[Amy]

Wait, did you guess that I did?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I'm not. That's not a brag. And when I did, I was like, oh, that's obvious. She wants to see him again. And if he knew the family. And then I'm like, oh, my God, I might kill somebody.

[Amy]

Well, no, I don't think you're gonna kill anybody.

[Bobby Bones]

I might be a murderer.

[Daniel]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Daniel]

I'm scared now.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder which one of you it's gonna be. That's the psychopath test.

[Amy]

I was like, her sister's trans.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is sending digital invitations for her wedding, and people are saying it's tacky that she's sending digital invitations.

[Amy]

Oh, I didn't think it was.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I just. I've been talking about it to friends and family, like, okay, so when will we get the invites or save the dates? And I was just like, oh, they'll be coming on your phone to a text, and every single time, it's like, oh, okay. So. So not over mail. It's like, they don't outright say it, but there's judgment. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel did.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you ashamed that you're doing it?

[Morgan]

I wasn't until I started getting enough of those reactions, and I was like, maybe I am doing something that's, like, kind of tacky.

[Amy]

Not.

[Morgan]

Not a good idea.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll tell you something about a wedding. They get you on those invitations. Matter of fact, I just tell people they're invited. If they're up to me, I just call them and be like, you're invited.

[Daniel]

Don't forget.

[Bobby Bones]

It's such a waste of money to spend a bunch of money on paper invitations. If, you know part of your brand is, we like to flex how much money we have. We want to send invitations where a bird flies out of them. Like, more power to you. But when we look back at the things we spent the most money on that we like.

[Daniel]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Why would we ever do that? It's invitations. It's the hundreds or even thousand dollars on just sending, like, really fancy paper invitations. So don't feel bad about it. It is not tacky to the people you probably care about the most. Yeah, probably. People that hold their noses up in the air. They probably think it's a little tacky. Who gives a crap about them.

[Amy]

I didn't think anything of it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think I got one.

[Amy]

One? You didn't.

[Daniel]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what that was. I thought it was a scam.

[Daniel]

I thought it was a scam.

[Bobby Bones]

We had a whole segment coming up about scams in a second and I thought that.

[Daniel]

That Morgan. I forgot your fiance's name, so I was just like, I don't know these people.

[Morgan]

But you knew my name.

[Daniel]

I know, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together cuz it wasn't from you.

[Morgan]

It was from.

[Amy]

Yeah, but it says Morgan and. Oh, I didn't know Morgan and Braden invited you to a Happy Everly after party. And we know she's eloping. Ish. And that she's gonna have an after party in the fall.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have one.

[Morgan]

It got sent to you?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Morgan]

You didn't get a text?

[Amy]

Yeah, no, look, and it's. It's like a digital invite. It's got the. Hello, Blake, look.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me this is Morgan number two. What do I have here? From her.

[Morgan]

It wouldn't have come from my number.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, then I for sure thought I was getting scared.

[Amy]

That's why I thought it was coming.

[Morgan]

Random number.

[Amy]

Lovebird.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what the heck?

[Daniel]

I know, man. I almost deleted that one immediately.

[Bobby Bones]

You. Dude, I'm not kidding. I see it. And it's from an 877 number. So it's like an 800 number that's coming from that Morgan and Braden and. Dude, I didn't look at this because it was from a number I didn't know with a link. I thought they were gonna like, take my bitcoins.

[Morgan]

So maybe this is why this is a bad idea. Maybe people didn't even realize that it was not a scam.

[Daniel]

You should send a text to people and be like, hey, heads up. This is going to be the invitation. Because I. No idea.

[Amy]

Okay, but I mean, could you do that? Like, I don't know how many invites went out, but that's probably.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I would just text. I didn't realize that this was gonna be a thing because I just check all my texts. Even if it's a scam, but I'll delete it.

[Daniel]

I might have reported it now.

[Amy]

Last night.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny. I don't remember, but sometimes. I'm telling you, I never saw that. I probably saw it, but it came from a number I didn't know and there was a link in it. I never looked at it.

[Morgan]

That's funny. I didn't even think about that side of this, because, yeah, it's not coming from us. It's coming from their website.

[Bobby Bones]

If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, maybe spam report. Spam done. This was. You sent this yesterday?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. No way. I. I for sure thought that was spam.

[Amy]

Oh, I saw it right when it came in, and I saw the names. I was like, oh, duh, they're getting married. This is the invite to their party.

[Daniel]

I was literally. I don't know, Morgan, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

It is tacky to scam people for your wedding. It's very tacky to scam us. I would think. Most people don't know what that is. I know if they're vigilant, like I am about not clicking stuff, I didn't look at it.

[Morgan]

And so maybe that's where this becomes a thing. It's digital invites. Because this is the only way to do it. You text or email. And either way, you could think, those are spam now.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would text people up front, be like, hey, you're gonna get a text. It's gonna be this. Don't. It's not a scam. Okay, yeah, that also, I'll say it's Eddie. Eddie's upset that. That you're going on a bachelorette party.

[Daniel]

Well, no, see, guys, I'm telling. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I thought that that was somebody else's bachelorette party. I didn't even think it was hers.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's why I thought you were weird. Eddie was like, I can't believe Morgan gets to miss work to go on somebody's bachelorette party. And I was like, no, it's her bachelorette party.

[Daniel]

I am so, like, out of the mind frame that she's getting married. That, like, I didn't even think. I was like, she's getting Friday off for a bachelorette party. That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.

[Bobby Bones]

He said, well, then I'm gonna start going to all my boys parties too.

[Amy]

Okay, Boys parties. Hold on. I feel like Bobby would work. Even if it was your best friend getting married, you would. If there was a bachelor or bachelorette party, he would work it out.

[Bobby Bones]

What I would not say is, you would not know she was going to her friend's bachelorette party. It would just be like, Morgan had stuff to do. I'd make sure you guys didn't know,

[Daniel]

and then we wouldn't get upset, be like, oh, it's probably work stuff. Yeah, but a bachelorette party?

[Bobby Bones]

You're like, she's fired up. Morgan, he's fired. He's like, I can't let Morgan go to a bachelorette party.

[Morgan]

So first you think I'm a scam, and now you're mad that I'm going on my own bachelorette party?

[Daniel]

Yeah, that's on me. My bad.

[Bobby Bones]

So that is her. Everything going good, though?

[Morgan]

Yeah. I finally figured out the place that we're going to go for the bachelorette, which was kind of a big deal. I originally really wanted to go to Lake Tahoe, but that. Oh, my gosh, I've never knew that was so expensive.

[Bobby Bones]

It's also very far from here. I've been. It's awesome. It's far. Do you want to go far?

[Morgan]

I didn't. I just wanted to go somewhere I've never been. Like, I didn't want to do the traditional bachelorette where you go to Vegas or you go to Scottsdale or, like you're partying in the.

[Amy]

Or Nashville. Everybody comes to Nashville.

[Daniel]

You're in Tonuca.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Morgan]

Well, so we're going Temecula.

[Daniel]

No, no, no. What's the place down the road?

[Bobby Bones]

Tunica.

[Daniel]

Tunica? Yeah. You should go to Tunica.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you call it?

[Daniel]

Tunuca.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, Tunica has all the casinos. Like Mississippi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

So where are you going?

[Morgan]

So I wanted a lake weekend and vibes like that. So I actually looked in Arkansas at one point. Cause there's a really cool lake in Arkansas.

[Bobby Bones]

I know people. What lake? Like Ouachita?

[Morgan]

Yeah, that was one that I looked at, but I couldn't find any Airbnbs to.

[Bobby Bones]

It was Ouachta or Tunica. It was Oachita or Tun. You can't get a lake. Washtaw doesn't allow houses on it because it's a corps of engineer lake. But you get one. Close, but. Okay. You didn't choose that?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm insulted. Go ahead.

[Morgan]

Sorry. But I did look. I was looking in all the places. Ultimately, we decided on a place called Lake Geneva in Wisconsin.

[Amy]

Oh, cool.

[Morgan]

It's about like an hour and a half outside of Chicago.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know that's where they had the Geneva Convention?

[Daniel]

Is that right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's not my country.

[Morgan]

It's in Geneva country. Like an actual country at Geneva Convention.

[Bobby Bones]

It's in like, Europe, I believe. No, I don't know what's. What's. So what's Lake Geneva?

[Amy]

It's just supposed to have, like, it's

[Morgan]

a really pretty lake and There's a cool 12 mile walking path that's kind of in and around it. And then they have a really cool downtown. So had all the vibes that I wanted. Yeah, Bars downtown, local and on the water bars. So I wanted, like, a lake weekend.

[Amy]

That's a fun vibe. My friend Kat, we did her bachelorette party in Asheville, and it was like there was the vibe of hiking and you're in the woods, but then there's good restaurants and bars downtown. And we did. It was a mixture of both and.

[Morgan]

Yep. And that's what I wanted. Which is hard to find, but Arkansas has it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm still partial to, like, Ouachita or Geneva, Switzerland.

[Morgan]

I would go to Geneva, Switzerland. That'd be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be cool, huh?

[Morgan]

Yeah, that'd be really cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay, Good luck. And I will now go to the text that I thought was trying to scam me out of my money, and I will click rsvp. Some people have a Starbucks order depending on their mood. Morning coffee weekend. Something ice but fun. But now afternoons have a new go to because Starbucks just launched their new energy refreshers. This is perfect for me. They're the Starbucks refreshers flavors that everyone already loves, like the strawberry acai. It's good. Pink drink. Yep. Good. Dragon drink. Yep. Good now with an added boost of caffeine to power you through the day. Plus, you can try new flavors like the mango strawberry energy refresher or the mango dream energy drink. They're bright, they're fruity, they're super refreshing, and they're perfect when that afternoon slump hits. Whatever flavor you like, Starbucks energy refreshers are exactly what you need to take on the moments that matter. So next time the afternoon slowdown kicks in, head to your nearest Starbucks and try one of the new energy refreshers. Or order one right now on the Starbucks app.

[Inner Balance/Oestra Announcer]

If you're feeling off fatigue, mood changes, skin shifts, yet your labs say everything's normal. You're not alone. Meet Oestra from Inner balance, the first all in one prescription strength bioidentical hormone cream that's natural and effective and only takes one drop. 10 seconds a day. Oester replaces five to six products women typically use to treat symptoms and is third party tested to ensure the highest quality. Visit innerbalance.com today to start feeling like yourself again. That's innerbalance.com we're lost.

[Morgan]

If the show starts without us, there's

[Amy]

no hiding in the back row. I'm gonna ask that man for directions. Hi there. We're trying to get to the comedy club.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

Well, you're gonna take a left at the old oak tree at this here road.

[Bobby Bones]

Nah, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.

[Amy]

How is there signal out here?

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

T Mobile and US Cellular are coming together so the network out here is huge. We get the same great signal as the city, saving a boatload with benefits. And there's a five year price guarantee too. Okay, here's the 2 return.

[Amy]

Actually, can you pull up the way to a T mobile store?

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

America's best network just got bigger. Switch to T mobile today and get built in benefits the other guys leave out plus our five year price guarantee. And now T mobile is available at U S cellular stores in hermiston. Best mobile network based on analysis by Ooklove Speed test intelligence data second half of 2025 bigger network. The combination of T Mobile's and US Cellular's network footprints will enhance the T mobile network's coverage price guarantee. On talk text and data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. See t mobile.com for details.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you haven't seen or backyard you haven't stepped foot in. All from the comfort of, well, literally anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people like you want to own, but you're stuck in this browsing mode loop. That's where Redfin flips the script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app. You can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it, that's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2,200 agents with local expertise. And Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they help you win, not just window shop. Redfin is built to help you go from just looking to wait. This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning redfin.com all right, these are the scams that people are falling for the most. So number one is the toll booth text. You guys ever get those?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh yeah, me too. I don't even live where there's a toll, right? And I started thinking, did someone drive my car through is that license plate? But if you receive a pay now for a missed toll, that's the number one scam people are getting hit by. Avoid it. Don't click it. Don't click the link. That's number one. Number two, IRS scan the IRS calls you threatening legal action in Jail if you don't pay delinquent taxes. Everyone listening? I would like to tell you. And I've needed to be told this too. The IRS will never cold call you. Never, never will. You answer your phone and it be, hey, it's the irs. Here, hang up. That's it. Next up, this one. This is a good one. Package delivery text. We get so many packages coming to our house. And then like at ups, they do have our cell phone numbers. And so I get a text, hey, click here for your package. Or it didn't come through. Oh, yeah, click here. Because I actually order things and then I want to track. So what you need to do is if you get one of these texts, because sometimes they're even real. That's what's tough, is you do get a text from ups, go to the tracking website. Don't click the link. Just generally speaking, bank account alerts. If you get a suspicious activity alert through phone or email, even if it's your bank, do not click the link. Call. Call the bank. Get on your banks, log into your bank and see what's up. But call, because you will not get that through a text. Fake job offer, romance scams. All you guys have been married to somebody online, right?

[Daniel]

Yeah. Well, she tried to hit on me. Her name was Jane or something.

[Amy]

Judy.

[Daniel]

Judy. Judy.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

She said, hey, steak and wine. And I was like, I love steak and wine.

[Bobby Bones]

Who doesn't, right? How about fake tech support? You ever get those?

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, I've gotten stuff from the Geek Squad.

[Bobby Bones]

The real one?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

A scamming Geek Squad, DM or email shows up alerting you to a problem with your account. And you got to log in to fix it. And they steal your credentials. Whatever else you give them, whenever you log in, they got it. It's how Lunchbox was robbed of his Robinhood account.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They texted him and said, oh, yeah, here you go. Give us your username and password, we'll fix it. Okay. He lost all his money. Social media account resets. If you get one of those, you need to reset your account. Don't fake charities and crypto investment scams. Basically, I'm going to put a bow on this. If you get a text to your phone, do not click the link. That's it. Now, the one time I would say click the link, we do the St. Jude radio thon, and whenever you text in, it sends it back to you. And we're like, that's a link.

[Daniel]

You can tag, good link.

[Bobby Bones]

But the toll booth texts, never. The IRS scams Never the package delivery ones. Never. Those are the ones that are always are, like, in my box sometimes, too. They'll go like, hey, somebody's gotten your Netflix account, and you know this price you need to fix. And I'm like, well, I am on Netflix. That's probably.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, I saw someone post the other day, like, beware of. You know how those I am not a robot things you click? So they're getting really good, and it looks just like it because that has a very specific look. And it's got, like, a wheel with the arrow. They all look the same. I'm not a robot. You click it. Well, so scammers have made it look like that to you. Click it. But then they're like, oh, we enter in these letters, you see? And the letters that are up there that you type in, whatever those letters are on your computer gives them access to your computer, and then all this malware ends up on there. So, like, don't ever click I'm not a robot and follow any more instructions like, you're not a robot. And that's the only question.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh?

[Morgan]

But it's.

[Amy]

If you. If you click it and it starts having.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't fully understand that. But.

[Lunchbox]

But.

[Amy]

Well, I'm saying if you click I'm not a robot, and then it asks you more questions to Type, Type A S 7, 6, 4, colon.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, no, I want to prove I'm not a robot. No, no, no, no, I'm not. If I need to go three layers deep to prove to them, that's the.

[Amy]

That is the red flag to let you know you just clicked a fake. I am not a robot. And now it's getting you to type in a special code that then gives them access to your computer. I saw this online, so it must be real.

[Bobby Bones]

The other thing that I would be super weary of, when you get an email and it says anything about what you owe, anything about, you need to reset one. It's probably not true. Occasionally it is, which is what's weird. But what you need to do is go to the sender email address.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And click that opening so you can see what it is. And it'll always be something like elementop. Jack, jack, jack, jack, jackotmail.com.

[Daniel]

yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless it's real. Like, look at that. First and foremost, anything you guys have almost been gotten by.

[Daniel]

I got one recently that it said I had a speeding ticket, and if I don't pay by Friday, a warrant for my arrest is gonna be out, and you need to take care of this. Quick. But I did what you did. Check the sender. Muhammad Abdoulaye from gmail.com.

[Bobby Bones]

guy comes to me all the time. He's like, you owe me for a toll. Same guy, man. Morgan, Anything?

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. I have a game on my phone that I like to play and I fell for getting some more like game credits to keep playing. And I on clicked, clicked the link. And that next day is when I was fighting with the hackers in my Venmo account when they were trying to get it.

[Bobby Bones]

You clicked the link. You love that game.

[Morgan]

I really love the game.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, so everybody take from this. If you get an email, click into that sender and see who is sending it. Because it's going to be something all jacked up. That's number one. Number two, if you get a text on your phone, don't click a link. Just don't click a link unless it's from us at St. Jude at the end of the year. Other than that, you're good. Bones wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. His wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Vaughn. Now time for the morning corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

[Bobby Bones]

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

[Amy]

He was craving a well balanced meal.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Okay, that was the morning corny. All right, voicemail time. Let's go. I hope your wife knows how special she is and she did create that. Beautiful people. Baby, don't let any negativity affect you. You guys are wonderful parents. If you missed the show last week, I was talking about how my wife, who's rarely on social media, posted an Instagram story and it was our baby's hand. And she was like, it's so cool. I created this. And it was like just a loving picture. And the listener was like, you didn't create that. God did. You need to stop taking credit. My wife's like, is this how bizarre social media is? I can't even say that it. So I, I, I appreciate that. Thank you. And that logic, I'd like to go to that logic. In anything that that woman has ever done in her life, if she takes credit for anything at all, like, then you don't get credit for that. God does. So stop taking credit for it. You made an A on an exam in 11th grade. It's not you.

[Amy]

It's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

So God created you and then Gave you the ability to make decisions and do and achieve and create. People on social media are weird. Some of you are awful. I hate. Some of you love. Some of you hate. Some of you think you should be banned from social media.

[Amy]

All right, next up, this week, I think it was Monday or Tuesday on the Price is Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It was the last game of the day.

[Amy]

Somebody was playing the game that Lunchbox

[Bobby Bones]

played, and one of the prizes was

[Amy]

a big tv and they were showing

[Bobby Bones]

clips from one of the previous shows, and it was Lunchbox. So I'm sure Lunchbox would like to

[Amy]

know that he lives on.

[Bobby Bones]

On the Price is Right. You live on your thoughts.

[Lunchbox]

Wow, that is so cool. I had no idea they did that. I knew they gave away TVs, but I didn't realize it was clips of old shows. And they put me. That is incredible. I made the prices right twice.

[Bobby Bones]

Make you feel good.

[Lunchbox]

It does make you feel good. I'm about to go find that episode.

[Amy]

I mean, it is kind of cool that they were. They have so much footage to choose from. And they thought, ah, the guy in the tux, let's go with Daniel.

[Daniel]

That's exactly what they say.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought Amy was really gassing him up there. All of that was a setup for her to call him Daniel.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Like I was gonna agree with you. And I was gonna say, that's awesome.

[Amy]

It is cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's probably for two reasons. One, he was a good contestant. And two, it's recent. Like, those two things.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, look at Amy really shining the light on Daniel.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. Because that's what they. That's what they. I was picturing them actually in the. The room with all the tape, and they're like, what about the.

[Bobby Bones]

The Daniel. The Daniel guy?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Daniel. How. How. How do you feel about that, Daniel?

[Lunchbox]

You guys are rude. No,

[Daniel]

we bursted his bubble. I really.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, Amy's really landed on. This is very nice of her.

[Amy]

It is cool.

[Bobby Bones]

It is cool. Daniel, you did a good job. If you guys want to leave us a voicemail, you can leave it. About me, Amy, Eddie, Daniel.

[Lunchbox]

Anyone you want?

[Bobby Bones]

877-77-Bobby. That's our number. 8777-B- O B Y Bobby Bone show Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Kansas City, Missouri. A man went through a Wendy's drive through to get some food for his family. Got it. And he's driving off and he spills his drink and drink. So he goes back through the drive through. Hey, can I get another drink, it's spilled, you know, and they see it spilled and he's like, I'm not giving you another drink. So they're getting an argument. The customer drives off, and as he's pulling out of the parking lot, manager comes out. Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

The manager shoots.

[Lunchbox]

Shoots him. What?

[Bobby Bones]

The manager, by the way, nobody should be shooting, but I thought maybe the person who spilled the coke. You deserve another drink. They're free anyway. And you, you spilled. You get one if you do four in a drive thru. I get it. I thought maybe he would shoot cuz he's crazy. I didn't expect the manager to come out and shoot.

[Lunchbox]

Now the manager was mad that the guy was disrespectful.

[Amy]

Well, on earth, I don't know. I just feel like if you've been promoted to managerial type position, you don't

[Bobby Bones]

behave that way to get that.

[Daniel]

Yeah, I guess not.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Lunchbox]

And when police arrived, they found the gun hidden in the walk in freezer.

[Daniel]

Wow. He dumped it in the freezer. He's like, what do I do with this?

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta do a better job of getting rid of that gun.

[Amy]

Well, they know he had it, but

[Bobby Bones]

you gotta throw it in the dumpster. Yeah, but if you can't find it,

[Daniel]

I think dumpster is the first one they look at.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, they look in the freezer in the building.

[Daniel]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Or you, you put it in a happy Meal and put it in a car.

[Lunchbox]

There we go. There we go.

[Daniel]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, quick. The story is Eddie wanted to buy a cow. And he was like, hey, everybody, buddy, let's get in and buy a quarter of a cow. 900 for the quarter. You get all this meat, but the meat doesn't come till next year. I passed. Amy was like, I might be in. And then Eddie left her in the dust and didn't even go back to it.

[Daniel]

Yeah, she snoozed too long.

[Bobby Bones]

One day. One day. One day.

[Daniel]

You didn't even go back to it. She found a third.

[Amy]

No, you just.

[Bobby Bones]

It's bull crap. He snoozed.

[Amy]

The third called you and you were like, okay, you weren't. You, you could have said, oh, I actually mentioned this to Amy, so let me check with her.

[Bobby Bones]

And you didn't.

[Daniel]

I did not check with Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

So then Eddie's like, well, I don't have a deep freezer. And Amy, being the kind person she is, goes, I can help you with a Deep freezer. Even though you left her out.

[Daniel]

But she's like really good on Facebook Marketplace. So she's good at that stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

So she has found possible you a deep freezer.

[Daniel]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

I have found a gently used deep freezer. Arctic king. 5 cubic feet or whatever that means.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What does that mean?

[Amy]

It's like this big.

[Bobby Bones]

Five feet long.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's.

[Bobby Bones]

That ain't gonna hold that much meat.

[Amy]

It's a cube. No, no, no, it will. Okay, that's what I need. I need to know. Eddie got a fourth of a cow. So I need to know how much space does that take up and then I can help because the capacity of this is 142liters.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You're using numbers? I don't even know. I need American numbers.

[Amy]

It's got an adjustable dial for easy temperature control.

[Bobby Bones]

What are you willing to spend on one of these?

[Daniel]

I mean, I feel like something used like that would be good for 200 bucks.

[Amy]

Sure, no problem. I'll sell it to Eddie for $200.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. And you gotta make a little yourself, right?

[Lunchbox]

What's it worth?

[Daniel]

What are they selling for?

[Amy]

Hey, don't you worry. I got you. There's always room for negotiation. I'll get you a deal. You pay me 200, I'll figure it out.

[Daniel]

Because I left her out. Now she's going to like.

[Bobby Bones]

You can also get on Facebook Marketplace and find one yourself.

[Daniel]

I know, but I've never done it. She sells.

[Bobby Bones]

She's never done it either. Until she did it.

[Amy]

What?

[Daniel]

Oh, no. She sells and buys all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

No, until she did it the first

[Amy]

time, she never did. Yeah, but I mean, I have it down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What. What's the price for that?

[Amy]

$75.

[Bobby Bones]

75 bucks?

[Daniel]

That's pretty good.

[Amy]

He was about to pay 200.

[Daniel]

Amy. I'm in. But I do need to know more about the dimensions. I'm not sure what cubic feet are and all that.

[Bobby Bones]

A quarter of a cow typically requires 3 1/2 to 5 cubic feet to a dedicated freezer space.

[Amy]

Perfect. This is 5 cubic feet.

[Bobby Bones]

This amount of meat, roughly 80 to 115 pounds, will fit comfortably into a 5 cubic foot chest freezer. Or fill about half of a standard 7 to 10 cubic foot freezer. But didn't you say you wanted stuff I don't know, for popsicles? Correct.

[Daniel]

That's what I was thinking, like ice cream.

[Amy]

Okay, then I can find you a larger one. I was just trying to find it

[Bobby Bones]

for the quarter of the. He's splitting the quarter of the cow with two other people. He got plenty of room.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought he's splitting the cow.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no.

[Daniel]

That would be way too expensive. I can't handle that. Hey, speaking of, do you want to see the cow? I got a picture of it last night.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a real cow. That's like, when I would. Why do you do that? Back in the day, I'd see those Sally Strothers commercials, and it's like, adopt a kid from Africa. And turns out the kid I got, seven other people got the same kid, and they were just sending a kid.

[Daniel]

This is my friend.

[Amy]

No, but some of the organizations. It's legit kids.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but this one, I got the same kid as everybody else's, and it wasn't. They were just sending that off as a picture. But I wasn't gonna fly over and meet the kid. How was I to know?

[Daniel]

Yeah, I know this guy. He wouldn't do that to me. Send me a picture of the cow last night. Do you wanna see it?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the thing is, you're gonna kill

[Amy]

the cows we least suspect.

[Bobby Bones]

You're gonna have to kill the cow you're having a relationship with.

[Amy]

Yeah. Eddie's like, do you wanna go visit it? And I'm like, no.

[Daniel]

It's kind of cool that we own a cow. I think that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You own a quarter of the cow, right?

[Amy]

I guarantee you that.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me see it.

[Daniel]

You wanna see the picture?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have a relationship with it, so I'm not.

[Amy]

If I got to know that cow.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even watch cow documentaries. I don't wanna. Oh, I'm freeing that cow. I'm gonna be like those protesters. They go and let the animals out.

[Daniel]

No, I paid money for this cow.

[Amy]

I'll go with you.

[Daniel]

It's pretty cool. Hey, he has more cows, too. So we want to buy more. We can buy more.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, I would only buy cows if I could buy a cow and invest in a cow to sell later. I'm not trying to buy for meat.

[Daniel]

I did ask him that. I said, hey, do you need investors? Because we could. Bobby and I could do that.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean? We got him out your pocket?

[Daniel]

Yeah, man. We go in business together.

[Amy]

Bobby, get the cow, put it on your land. It'll be a tax break.

[Bobby Bones]

On my land?

[Amy]

Ye. That's what I hate.

[Daniel]

Stanley would hate that you have all

[Amy]

that land in the back.

[Bobby Bones]

That's woods.

[Amy]

Okay, but I don't.

[Daniel]

I don't think you're hoa. Do you have an hoa?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

He doesn't have an hoa. However, I do. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I am the HOA where I live.

[Amy]

I don't know if where you are there could be a no hooves law, but I don't think so because I see cows and horses near you.

[Daniel]

Hey, you want a cow? No, I can get you one.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the deal? Buy this. Just buy this freezer and get it over with.

[Daniel]

Okay, I'll do this, that, but I mean, the meat's not cheap.

[Bobby Bones]

Just have her send you the link and then you go do it.

[Daniel]

What's the distance? Because you have. I saw that. You can, like, look at. How far is this from your house?

[Amy]

Yeah, let me look. I mean, yeah, Eddie's. I'm not gonna go pick it up.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what he's gonna want you to. Are you good at this? Why don't you go pick it up?

[Daniel]

I'll pay you a hundred dollars. You pick it up.

[Amy]

Oh, you would?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'll pick it up for a hundred dollars.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Daniel]

$100 total. It's 75.

[Amy]

It's not far. It's in Franklin.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

I'm out then.

[Amy]

No, it's in Franklin.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you got it.

[Daniel]

All right, go get it.

[Amy]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

So Eddie bought a cow and a bunch of meat? Yes. And he has a picture of the cow?

[Daniel]

Yep. This is one of the coolest things I've ever done.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we're done, everybody. Thank you for listening. We will see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve, executive Producer Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Everyone hits that mid morning moment where a little boost would really help. That's where the new Starbucks energy refreshers come in. If you already love Starbucks refreshers, these have the same bright, fruity taste now with an added boost of caffeine. Your favorite flavors like strawberry, acai or pink drink, now have an extra kick for the perfect midday reset. Or try something new like the Mango Strawberry Energy Refresher or Mango Dream Energy Drink. So when a little lift sounds good today, try the new energy refreshers at Starbucks or order one right now on the Starbucks app.

[Inner Balance/Oestra Announcer]

If you're feeling off fatigue, mood changes, skin shifts, yet your labs say everything's normal. You're not alone. Meet Oestra from Inner Balance, the first all in one prescription Strength bioidentical hormone cream that's natural and effective and only takes one drop 10 seconds a day. Oestra replaces five to six products women typically use to treat symptoms and is third party tested to ensure the highest quality. Visit innerbalance.com today to start feeling like yourself again. That's innerbalance.com T mobile has the best

[Lunchbox]

plan on the Best network Just ask

[Bobby Bones]

Kevin Bacon Today, business happens virtually everywhere. That's why you need Supermobile from T Mobile.

[Lunchbox]

The best plan on the Best Network

[Bobby Bones]

Letting you run your business from your

[Lunchbox]

phone like never before. In moments of high demand, T Mobile's

[Bobby Bones]

network adapts to put your business connection first.

[Lunchbox]

Discover [e-mail] best business plan based on

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

combination of advanced network performance, coverage layers and security features. Best Network Based on analysis by Uglo Speed Test Intelligence Data 12025 Oogle trademarks use under license and reprinted with permission.

[Geico Gecko]

And now for a bit of breaking news. Between your breaking news with me, the Geico Gecko, here are some things you ought to note at People who switch their car insurance to geico save about $900 a year. Experts are calling that nice to know. Also, plants can hear when bees buzz. My ficus just heard that. And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents. I'm getting a hint of Irish there.

[Lunchbox]

It feels good to get good news.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Announcer]

It feels good to Gecko.

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Guaranteed Human.