MON PT 1: Did Bobby Go To The Arkansas Game Alone? + How Was Abby's Massage Redemption? + Fictional TV City Game + Bobby Was Insulted After Being Unfollowed

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — Episode Summary

Episode: MON PT 1: Did Bobby Go To The Arkansas Game Alone? + How Was Abby's Massage Redemption? + Fictional TV City Game + Bobby Was Insulted After Being Unfollowed
Date: October 13, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones / Premiere Networks
Main Cast: Bobby Bones, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Abby, Gemma

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Episode Overview

This lively Monday edition of The Bobby Bones Show kicks off the week with a mix of hilarious personal stories, listener calls, and a fan-favorite TV trivia game. Bobby opens up about his devotion (and heartbreak) as a sports fan, Abby recounts her much-anticipated ‘massage redemption’ after a creepy past experience, and the team breaks down a trending Selena Gomez story about friendship, favors, and expectations. Other highlights include a heated group discussion about Instagram etiquette, a TV city guessing game, and the latest on Lunchbox’s quest to get on “The Price is Right.”

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Key Topics & Discussions

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1. Intros & Weekend Check-In

(Start at 02:49)

• Bobby welcomes listeners, sharing hopes for a good week.
• He references recent news (Mark Sanchez incident) and discusses drinking, memory blackouts, and waking up in unexpected situations.
• Notable Story: Listener “Granger” shares a college story of waking up in jail with no memory (03:41).
  • “I was told I threw up in the cop car. Dixon street got the best of me.” — Granger (04:04)

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2. CO Wetzel on Wild Years & Wake-Up Calls

(04:09 – 05:57)

• Bobby plays archived interview clips with country artist CO Wetzel about going to jail and not remembering.
• Notable Quote:
  • “There’s a couple times I woke up in jail and didn’t know I was there. … Whenever you’re the only one in there, they won’t tell you what’s going on, you start to reflect a little bit.” — CO Wetzel (04:25)
  • “Me and my buddies would get drunk, just fight each other. … Next morning, like, ‘man, that was a wild night.’” — CO Wetzel (05:38)
• Team jokes about Bobby missing out on “crazy stories” due to not drinking.

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3. Abby’s Massage Redemption

(06:24 – 09:34)

• Background: Abby previously had a creepy massage experience where the male therapist moaned and was inappropriate.
• She’s sent back (to a different spa) for a proper experience.
• Abby details her nerves, the “normal” and professional setup, and shares she now loves massages.
  • “You guys, like, I want to go back every week now. … My life has changed.” — Abby (07:46–09:10)
• Bobby describes his own struggles with relaxation, needing to always know the time during massages/yoga.
  • “There’s not really a place I can go ever in my life where I just go, time doesn’t matter. … That isn’t a part of me.” — Bobby (10:54)
• The gang debates the importance of being “present” and able to relax.
• Ends with consensus: Abby is officially a massage fan.

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4. Sports Sadness: Did Bobby Go to the Arkansas Game Alone?

(15:02 – 19:59)

• Bobby planned a solo road trip to Knoxville for the Arkansas-Tennessee game, but his wife gently discourages him.
  • “She goes, ‘What if both your teams lose?’… Imagine how miserable you’ll be driving back home.” — Bobby (16:16)
• Both his teams lose; he’s ultimately grateful he stayed home, avoiding a “brutal” drive.
• He reflects on being a lifelong fan of underdog teams and what it’s like to never “just be good.”
  • “My normal feeling with sports is always feeling sad and let down…but that’s my baseline.” — Bobby (18:41)
  • Also touches on his partial vision and how he doesn’t dwell on what he’s “missing.”

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5. Anonymous Mailbag: Halloween ‘Cheerleader’ Costume Debate

(24:34 – 27:44)

• A listener asks for advice: her 13-year-old daughter wants a “cute cheerleader” costume that dad feels is too risqué.
• Amy advises defaulting to the mom’s judgment, explaining “mom and dad filters” are just different.
  • “As moms, we have our daughter’s best interests at heart, too. You just gotta trust us we know.” — Amy (26:28)

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6. Bobby Gets ‘Unfollowed’ — and Gets Petty About It

(27:44 – 31:53)

• Bobby discovers someone he knows has unfollowed him on Instagram and admits to being insulted and obsessing over it.
  • “I was so insulted. …It just reminded me of junior high.” — Bobby (28:54)
• He confesses to unfollowing them back in retaliation.
• Amy and the team tease him; Bobby realizes how much social media still prompts childish emotions.
  • “I want to hack into their page and delete their whole account. That’s what I want to do.” — Bobby (31:26)

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7. Viral News Discussion: Selena Gomez & the Wedding Invite

(34:56 – 40:56, calls continue at 44:53 - 49:26)

• Trending Story: Selena Gomez didn’t invite the friend who donated a kidney to her wedding.
  • Lunchbox: Outraged, calls it a “dirty dog” move (35:14)
  • Bobby & Amy: Take a philosophical view — a selfless gift comes with no ongoing obligation; friendships can change.
    • “If you do a selfless act, it comes with no lifetime strings attached.” — Bobby (35:42)
• Phone Calls:
  • Listeners weigh in: Some agree it would have been a nice gesture, others agree with Bobby that you can’t “monitor” a gift.
    • “If you give somebody something, that’s now theirs.” — Bobby (47:51)
    • “You can’t monitor a gift, that’s unfair.” — Bobby (48:15)

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8. Fictional TV City Game

(50:29 – 55:07)

• Bobby hosts a trivia game: Name the TV show set in each fictional city.
• Highlights:
  • Mayberry, NC — The Andy Griffith Show
  • Bedrock — The Flintstones
  • Dylan, TX — Friday Night Lights
  • Bikini Bottom — Spongebob
  • King’s Landing, Westeros— Game of Thrones
  • Lunchbox dominates — knows many obscure TV towns
  • Hilarity ensues as Amy and Eddie miss obscure references.

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9. Lunchbox’s “Price is Right” Adventure

(55:19 – 59:13)

• Lunchbox is heading to LA to try out for “The Price is Right.” He discusses:
  • Travel plans (hoping for no flight delays, even considers driving!)
  • Wearing a Vera Wang tux (“I didn’t know she did tuxes, but she does.” — Lunchbox [57:18])
  • Whether to use his real name or “Lunchbox” if called down
  • Secret code for the show to know if he gets on: “Papua New Guinea”

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10. Feel-Good Stories (“Tell Me Something Good” Segments)

• Lunchbox: Dog leads rescuers to lost grandma in Florida (33:51)
  • “Eeyore leads the rescue team back to the old lady—bam!” — Lunchbox (34:17)
• Eddie: Man saves a woman from a riptide at Ocean City, New Jersey (59:33)
  • “What does he do? He doesn’t stand there and drink his beer. …He runs in the water.” — Eddie (59:42–59:48)
  • Team jokes about Eddie’s own “save count” (two and a half people)
• Laughter over credit for “saving” someone after accidentally causing the problem

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11. The Morning Corny & Bonehead Story of the Day

• Morning Corny:
  • “What is Macaulay Culkin’s first rap album called?”
  • “Home Malone.”
  • Team riffs on how to fix the joke (61:42)
• Bonehead Story:
  • College student vandalizes 17 cars, then asks ChatGPT if he’ll go to jail.
  • Group debates if Face ID works with eyes closed; Bobby and Amy try to test it in-studio (63:32-65:18)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I need to know what time it is at all times. All times.” — Bobby (10:54)
• “My normal feeling with sports is always feeling sad and let down.” — Bobby (18:41)
• “She was so professional. It was amazing... My life has changed.” — Abby on the ‘redemption’ massage (09:10)
• “If you do a selfless act, it comes with no lifetime strings attached.” — Bobby (35:42)
• “I was so insulted. ...It just reminded me of junior high.” — Bobby, after being unfollowed (28:54)
• “You just gotta trust us that we know.” — Amy, on the Halloween costume debate (26:28)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• Listener blackout stories & CO Wetzel: 03:31 – 05:57
• Abby’s massage redemption: 06:24 – 09:34
• Bobby’s sports heartbreak & not going to Arkansas game: 15:02 – 19:59
• Halloween costume mailbag: 24:34 – 27:44
• Instagram ‘unfollow’ drama: 27:44 – 31:53
• Selena Gomez/kidney donor debate: 34:56 – 41:01 (calls continue 44:53 – 49:26)
• TV City Game: 50:29 – 55:07
• Lunchbox’s Price is Right details: 55:19 – 59:13
• ‘Tell Me Something Good’ (dog rescue): 33:51
• ‘Tell Me Something Good’ (beach rescue): 59:33
• Morning Corny: 61:42
• Bonehead Story of the Day: 62:57

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Tone & Atmosphere

The show is classic Bobby Bones: casual, high-energy, and interactive, full of playful ribbing between the hosts and relatable stories from their lives and listeners. Bobby’s self-deprecating humor and vulnerability about his sports heartbreaks and social media anxieties make the episode engaging and accessible, while Abby’s “redemption” massage story is a feel-good moment for the team. The group’s TV trivia banter and debates over etiquette and celebrity headlines keep the mood light and dynamic.

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For New Listeners

• This episode is a great snapshot of The Bobby Bones Show’s blend of humor, real-life stories, friendly debate, and pop culture games.
• Even if you missed it live, you’ll get a feel for each cast member’s personality, the show’s community feel, and why millions tune in daily.
• Ads, intros, and outros are skipped in this summary for pure content focus.

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End of summary

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Gemma]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

I quit.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Gemma]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Gemma]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio Morning. We were talking about Mark Sanchez last week, the football player who went to the hospital and then got arrested because he attacked the 69 year old man in the alley. Everybody's familiar, right? Yeah, big story. And so what I remember thinking is, man, imagine you don't remember anything and you just wake up in the hospital. And so I've never drank or been drunk and I was talking to you guys and you're like, yeah, that happens sometimes. Not that you beat somebody up and get stabbed, but you just don't remember the night, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's happened.

[Bobby Bones]

And so we had a caller recently named Granger who told a similar story about not knowing what happened between him and law enforcement.

[Caller]

When I was in college, had a night where I definitely had one too many and woke up the next day in a jail cell and remember absolutely nothing. I was arrested for a public in talks, had no clue where I was. I just saw like a toilet with a water fountain on top of it and was like, oh gosh, I gotta sober up and figure out where the heck I am.

[Bobby Bones]

And.

[Amy]

Yeah, what'd you do?

[Bobby Bones]

Do a chair off at bars?

[Caller]

I was told I threw up in the cop car. Dixon street got the best of me.

[Bobby Bones]

So now there's an artist, big artist named CO Wetzel. Play a clip of that. I forgot him. And I had talked about this because he goes pretty hard. CO talked to me about going to jail and woke up and did not know how we got there.

[CO Wetzel]

There's a couple times I woke up in jail and didn't know I was there. Whenever you're in a cement room and you're the only one in there and they won't tell you what's going on, you kind of start to reflect a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't know what it was?

[Eddie]

No.

[CO Wetzel]

And the first time I got picked up, this is how bad it was. I was so drunk that 24 hours after they picked me up, they come to do, to do all the fingers and stuff and I still couldn't remember my Social Security number. And they were like, this is crazy. So they put Me back in for 24 more hours.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. And then he talked about how, you know, he went to jail and all that was happening, but it was kind of a wake up call for him, calling my pops.

[CO Wetzel]

Then, you know, he was like, only time I was ever disappointed in you is if you got picked up or went to jail, you know, and he goes, now you got to kind of look. Step back and take a look at it. You know, that could have been a whole lot worse. So he could have woke up and killed somebody here. Maybe it's time to grow up a little bit. The music that I was making back then, whenever I was going to bar, and what I was kind. Kind of what I'm kind of known for today is that was it. And now, you know, going into the newer music, it's kind of taking a little shift, a little turn, and I don't know, I think people are gonna stick with it.

[Bobby Bones]

And he said he would get in fights with his friends and then not really know until he woke up with injuries. Like, he was going hard all the time.

[CO Wetzel]

Me and my buddies would get drunk, just fight each other. I guess everything's good the next morning. But it's kind of like, at the times, just a lot of testosterone. It's like a lot of built up energy. And then we all get it out, and then we throw down, and then we. We hug on each other, love on each other. Next morning, like, man, that was a wild night. You know, we got a black eye or, you know, and see, did I.

[Bobby Bones]

Miss out because I never got to have these experiences.

[Amy]

I don't think so.

[Lunchbox]

Never fought each other.

[Gemma]

Never.

[Lunchbox]

Never did that.

[Bobby Bones]

Woke up in jail, fought each other. Like, that's a great story. Yeah. So we had that in the old CO Wetzel tank. I forgot to share it with you guys. Bones, many years ago, Abby went to get a massage, and it was very creepy because the guy kept moaning while he was massaging her. And so we didn't feel like that was a fair reflection of the massage therapy industry.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So we wanted to send her back, and we did it without a sponsor, without a client. They didn't know she was coming. I paid for it. Amy set it up, and we sent Abby after the show on Friday.

[Abby]

Mm. Yep. Friday afternoon.

[Bobby Bones]

I did see an Instagram story of the bed.

[Abby]

Yeah. I posted a pic.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know what? That looked standard.

[Abby]

It did.

[Gemma]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing weird about it. No. Like, leather straps or anything. Cause you don't know. Okay, so walk us through what happened.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Were you nervous?

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I was like, yeah, very. In the lobby, everybody else was just kind of sitting there, and I'm like. Cause I didn't know how it was gonna go.

[Bobby Bones]

You had a bad experience?

[Abby]

Yes. Yeah. But it was with a female, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so they call your name?

[Abby]

Yep. Call my name. She's super nice. She's like, hey, get undressed.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you get any nuts or anything in a little bowl?

[Abby]

No, I didn't get anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but they were there, though.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Amy]

Water, all that.

[Bobby Bones]

I love the little nuts.

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I walk in, she's like, get undressed and under the towel. And then she walks out. I just wear my underwear because you guys asked.

[Bobby Bones]

Any music that was playing?

[Abby]

Yeah, super relaxing music. Was it like, oh, my gosh. Just like this.

[Amy]

Yeah, I was like, this.

[Abby]

Taking me back to a time to Friday. It's starting to take me back to Friday. I feel like maybe she said, again, okay, go ahead. So then she comes in, she starts massaging, and it was amazing. It was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Abby]

You guys, like, I want to go back every week now. I'm not like, I'm coming today.

[Amy]

It's like. You realize what you've been missing out on?

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[Abby]

Like, I didn't want it to end in the last one. I was like, I can't wait till this is over.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you mean the first.

[Abby]

Sorry. The first one I did. Yes. I was like, when? This is the longest. 30 minutes. It was only 30 minutes, and it was the longest of my life.

[Bobby Bones]

The first one, as he would push, he would moan. That was weird. But he was also tickling you in an area that you said, don't touch. Yes. That was also weird.

[Abby]

She never went on the side.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you tell her, hey, I'm ticklish?

[Amy]

I did, but there was really no.

[Abby]

Need to even go on the side because she was on my back. I mainly said my neck and my back because I have, like, tense, you know, in my shoulders. And also when she gave the massage, she would only lift the towel up the area she was massaging.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, what did the guy do? No, that's standard. No, the guy last time was just, like, all up.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, lift it up?

[Abby]

Took, like, the whole thing off down to my legs.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

That's, like, not normal.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Yeah. None of the first one was normal. That's why we wanted to send her somewhere that they didn't know it was her coming. They didn't know this was a bit it was straight. Just doing their day to day job. And there's nothing creepy about it.

[Eddie]

No.

[Abby]

And she was so professional. It was amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

So as a gift in the future, would you like massages?

[Abby]

Yeah, I would love massages.

[Amy]

Good to know.

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. That was 60 minutes. I'll do 90, I'll do 180.

[Gemma]

Whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby wants a full four hours.

[Amy]

Her life has changed.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good.

[Abby]

Thank you. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's a really cool experience.

[Abby]

It really is. It doesn't have to be like tense.

[Bobby Bones]

When you walk out. To me, it always feels kind of like if you jump on a trampoline for a long time and you get off, you're like, whoa. You're still kind of like the ground's weird. Yeah. Whenever I'm walking out of massage, it's not the same balance up and down, but it's kind of like a hazy walk. Do you ever get that?

[Abby]

Yeah, I felt that.

[Amy]

That's like relaxation at its finest.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I've never been for relaxation. I've always been for like body work.

[Amy]

Like maybe now we need to send you because you're not.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm fine.

[Eddie]

I should go to Abby's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm good. I've been 20 times, but it's always been if I have a shoulder injury, leg injury, I'm just not big on relaxing. Here's what I do.

[Amy]

Exactly why you need to go.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's what I do. Here's what I do. I get in there and if I did not bring and I don't, I'll take off all. Like if I have a watch on, I'll take it off for the most part. But then I start to go, what time is it? So I set my phone right underneath where you put your face. So you put your face in like a circle. And then I can't drool now because sometimes you're. If you let comes out of your mouth. But I keep my phone down below so I can see what time it is, which is very hard because my vision's bad. But the numbers are so big on my screen that I can see. I always need to know what time. I just don't relax. I don't relax.

[Amy]

Okay, well, you need to go have a massage and someone needs to take your phone away.

[Bobby Bones]

And then. Well, I can take my phone away.

[Amy]

I mean, well, it doesn't sound like it.

[Bobby Bones]

I just need to know what time it is. Like when I was doing yoga, like, I couldn't enjoy it because I needed to know how much Time was left. I always didn't know what time. Much time's left. Yeah, there's not really a place I can go ever in my life where I just go. Time doesn't matter. Let's just. Let's just chill. Like, that isn't a part of me.

[Amy]

But it doesn't change. I mean, you know, the yoga class is an hour or an hour and.

[Bobby Bones]

A half, but I need to know how much.

[Amy]

But does that make it easier or what's the point?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I need to know how hard I need to go. If we're getting, like, to the last 10 minutes and I'm not fully, like, exhausted, and I. And every part of me isn't feeling the punishment that I deserve for getting in a class like that, then I need to go extra hard. Like, it's all. But that's all interesting.

[Amy]

You definitely do yoga and massages very different.

[Bobby Bones]

I need to know what time it is at all times. All times.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I put extra clocks in this room.

[Amy]

I mean, most of the time, the massage therapist or the teacher, they're going to be keeping track on that for you. There is that case where I went and got acupuncture and fell asleep for, like, over two hours and missed a podcast recording.

[Bobby Bones]

So I asked my therapist to put a clock in his office that I could see.

[Amy]

And what'd he say to that?

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Oh, wow.

[Amy]

Okay. So he was meeting your need. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

He turned it.

[Amy]

I wonder if one day he's going to be like, bobby, let's. Let's try to just not focus on the clock. I got you.

[Eddie]

You might do that.

[Amy]

You're safe.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Let's just focus on me not eating then. Or breathing.

[Eddie]

But no, no, no. It's different.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, it's not. It's very much.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But some of that's just trust. Trust the process.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not a process. I care to trust. I'm not. I don't. Don't. I don't not trust it. It makes me feel more safe and secure if I know what time it is at all times.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

When you watch shows, are you constantly pausing to see how much you left?

[Bobby Bones]

It drives my wife crazy because I need to know if we're building toward the end or not.

[Amy]

And if you need to focus more and get really into it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, that's a big one. Because I don't think there's an episode of anything we watch that I don't pause it at least twice. And not a full pause just.

[Eddie]

Just to see.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I need to See that where we are. How much time is it?

[Amy]

Oh, there's a pause. A pause is a pause?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Cause it doesn't really pause if you just hit it real quick. All it does is basically bring up that bottom.

[Amy]

Oh, so you just like, make it move the timeline. Okay.

[Gemma]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

I've never done that in my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Every show. And some shows I know if they say like an hour 10, I know that the last nine minutes is going to be. If it's an HBO Max show, it's gonna be one of those where they're talking about what's coming up next episode. And so sometimes I wanna backtrack that and I wanna go to the very end real quick. I have to go way past the ending and see how long that is, so I know how long the episode is.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Lunchbox]

Jeez.

[Bobby Bones]

And another thing is TV with you.

[Amy]

Sounds fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Another thing is, if we look to see how many episodes are in a series, the rule is don't look at the titles of the episodes because we can't ruin what's coming up.

[Eddie]

It does kind of tell you that's what you're doing.

[Bobby Bones]

They do a pretty good job of it. Don't even look at the pictures. Like, we're just look. Try to close one eye. And we're just trying to see how many number episodes because then, you know.

[Eddie]

If someone's still alive, like if they're in a thumbnail from, like, later in the season.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

Weird.

[Amy]

Well, sometimes a thumbnail could be a throwback.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Amy]

So it's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

You just never know. And why put yourself through that? The turmoil, trying to figure it out.

[Amy]

No, turmoil doesn't bother me at all. I actually don't even look to see how many episodes there are.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you kidding?

[Amy]

I just let it roll.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm with you, Amy.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, if it's like the last episode, we gotta have last episode focus. We call that in my house, last episode focus. And so there aren't really rules. I micromanage her a little bit. Sounds like there's rules a little bit. I micromanage TV watching.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But she's like, I'm on my phone. You're on your phone all the time. I need to look some stuff. Or you need to focus on the show. So. But then there's no phone at all on the final episode because we gotta. We have final episode focus in my house.

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[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

A lot going on over there. There's no rules. There's no rules.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby. I'm glad that was Fun, though.

[Abby]

Yeah. Thank you, guys. You changed my life.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know about all that, but.

[Abby]

It'S like the ultimate redemption.

[Amy]

I mean, but think about it, though. She was. She had written off massages forever.

[Gemma]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know where the old massage place is that you went to? Is it here in town?

[Abby]

No, it's not. That's in Kansas City.

[Bobby Bones]

I like to send you all the way back to that one. Oh, and, oh, my. See if she could track down the guy and see if she gets the same experience.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Or if he's grown.

[Amy]

He was changed a little. I mean, passed on. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys feel free to call us. 877-prison-77 Bobby. That's our phone number. 8, 777-b- o b b y-bones. So, over the weekend, I had planned to go to Knoxville to watch Arkansas and Tenness. If you're new to the show, other than my wife, favorite things. Arkansas sports die hard. And it was only, like, three and a half hours, so I was gonna wake up, go by myself, go to the game, watch us win. It was gonna be an amazing win. And drive back home. And as I was driving home, listen and watch Cubs play, watch them win that game. And so my wife, she thought I was going, but I wake up and she's like, you going to the game? Because I didn't have to decide, really, until about 11 games is 3. I could get there pretty easy. I was like, yeah, I think I'm gonna go. She goes, okay, well, don't text me when you get there. Being like, this sucks. I wish I'd never come. She goes, because you do that a lot. And so just, you know, just make the deal. You don't text me that, but have a good time. And I'm like, all right. I said, you don't think I should go? She goes, no, I don't think you should go. You gonna miss me? No, no, no, it's not that at all. She said. She goes, what if both of your teams lose? And I'm like, well, that's kind of rude. She goes, is it your teams always lose? Oh, well, they do.

[Gemma]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, they. Historically, yeah. Just generally, my team's always lose. And I'm like, well, so my feelings get a little hurt. And I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, well, they're both the underdog, right? And I'm like, yeah, Arkansas supposed to lose by, like, 10. And the Cubs are, like, a run and a half underdog to the Brewers. She Goes, imagine how miserable you'll be if they both lose. And then she says something that I often say and it's that. Think about this logically. Now, logically, if they both lose, is that going to be the worst drive home you've ever had? Yeah. She goes, okay, just consider that before you go. And a little bit my feelings were hurt and then they both lost and I was happy she said it. Yeah, it's brutal. It was a brutal day for me.

[Eddie]

But you were home.

[Bobby Bones]

At least I don't have to drive home during that brutalness. Yeah, because I it. I would have got there and about third quarter texted her, this sucks. I wish I'd never come. For sure.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

For sure. I would have done that.

[Amy]

You just would have left.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because it was kind of close till the end.

[Gemma]

Oh.

[Amy]

Oh, that's true. I guess I did see at one point that they were. You were.

[Bobby Bones]

We were playing a different game. We were playing a little something called Fumble Rooski and they weren't.

[Eddie]

That sounds fun.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a new element. It is. Is pretty bad now. I'm. Now I'm back at square one. Considering going to Texas A and M is the game.

[Amy]

So it's at Kyle Field.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's in Arkansas.

[Amy]

I was about to say you're probably not gonna go to college.

[Eddie]

No. No chance.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You're not going to College Station for a Kyle.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, at least I don't know that I wouldn't because I like Coach Elko a lot and I think I can go say hi to Coach Elko and. But Texas A and M is probably number four, best team in football. They're awesome.

[Amy]

When's that game?

[Bobby Bones]

Saturday. So here we are doing it again.

[Eddie]

Just thinking, what are you going to do?

[Lunchbox]

Well, at least you're surrounded by Arkansas people. That's a little bit better. A comfortable environment for you, Jay.

[Bobby Bones]

And Grace gets our mystery brother and sister in law. They live there, so I know like crying their pillow. So. But yeah, I'm glad I didn't go. It's a pretty rough one for me. And then I gotta say, Panthers look great this weekend. My Panthers.

[Eddie]

They beat the Cowboys.

[Bobby Bones]

Keep pounding. They beat the Cowboys.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. Is it awkward in here right now?

[Eddie]

Nah, we're over it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we had about it yesterday. We had a whole day yesterday. We had 25 whistles on Sunday and we. If you notice there's a couple bruises on both of our faces.

[Eddie]

We got into it, but we're fine now.

[Bobby Bones]

We're good. Yeah. That Arkansas Cubs loss was as terrible Both games went to the end and lost them both. But you know what? That's normal for me. My normal feeling with sports is always feeling sad and let down.

[Eddie]

That's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's my baseline. No, that's my baseline for sure.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So, no, not always. Occasionally, people go to the casino and win.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

But the baseline is. If you go, you're going to lose. That's just. They don't build those things, as they say, with people winning all the time. My baseline with sports is we lose. And I have a friend, his name is Big T. He does podcast, different podcasts I listen to, and he's a Tennessee fan. And before the game, he messaged me, and I was like, we're either going to lose close at the end or get beat by 500. Like, we only get our hearts broken or get crushed. There's really nowhere in the middle for us. That's kind of what happened. Anyway, I'll never give up.

[Amy]

You shouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't know what it's like to just be good. I just don't. I don't know what that's like.

[Eddie]

Like your teams.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what it's like to have two eyes that work, like, never. Because my right eye has 8% vision. I was born with it. And so I don't know what it's like to have a good left, a good right eye. So I'm not missing anything. I don't know what it's like to have two good eyes. And I also don't know what it's like to have, like, a consistently good sports team.

[Amy]

So you're not missing anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I got one eye. My sports team is me with one eye. Amy.

[Eddie]

The other day, I was showing him a camera, and it was so blurry. He goes, that's what my eye looks like. I'm like, dang, dude, you can't see anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he was. That's right. It was a screen. I said, oh, that's what my right eye looks like.

[Eddie]

It was so blurry.

[Bobby Bones]

It was exactly that. And I rarely see that. So anyway, that's. That's. That's a sucky weekend. That was suck. Sucky. Suffering. Succotash. Sylvester. Yes, suffering.

[Amy]

Well, the Panthers. So they'd seen.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I'm new, you know, I'm.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, You're a lifelong lifelong.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm new to lifelong.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a new, lifelong, new lifer.

[Amy]

I can't keep up.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

It's the anonymous in box. Hello Bobby Bones. Our 13 year old daughter wants to go as a cute cheerleader for Halloween, but the version that she picked out is. Well, let's just say not one you'd find on the sidelines of a middle school football game. The skirt is a bit short. The top does show a bit of her stomach. The whole look is definitely a little more than my husband likes. He has forbid her from wearing it. I don't think it's that revealing and Our daughter is no longer a child. What do you think? Signed, Halloween Headache. Amy, you. You have a daughter.

[Amy]

Okay, well, thirteen's still a child, definitely. However, a teenager, to be fair. To be fair. I know, but this is a case in which how we did it in my home, it. It defaulted to me as the mom because dads are a little more overprotective in this area, which I think is a good thing. But moms also don't want their daughter just running around looking a certain way, at least most. So I think you default to the mom here. Like, if you don't think it's that bad, the husband just kind of has to surrender it to you. Because oftentimes in our household, my daughter's dad was very up in arms about outfits that I were like, really? In the grand scheme of things, this outfit is not that bad. And so he. We. We made a deal. He's like, okay, look, I'm gonna defer to your judgment on clothes because I know you care about her too, and you care about how she is out in public. So he's like, my filter is very different from your filter, so I'm gonna go ahead and always defer to you. So that's what we do.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's the mom that's emailing us.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you say to her as far as how she needs to have that conversation with the dad?

[Amy]

Yeah. Hey, so my friend Amy, this is how she does it. She did it when she was married. And as co parents now, Ben and I still do this. Like, he'll still hit me up about some of Stashera's clothes. My daughter. And he'll be like, hey, you and Sashira, I defer to you. That's been the rule for the last several years. And just say, hey, it's really worked for them because it just allows him to just take a step back and take a deep breath and know that, like, I've got it handled. Because as moms, we have our daughter's best interests at heart too. So you just gotta trust us that we know.

[Bobby Bones]

And what I'm gonna do is let you say all that, and I will defer to you to do this mailbag.

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, I've literally been in this situation, and then sometimes I have to make that call, and I'm like, we're not gonna wear. We're not gonna wear this. And then Ben is like, thank God. Thank God. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And I'm like, y. It's just the mom and dad Filter is just so different.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's a great point. All right, there you go. Tell her. Your friend Amy.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's how you say it.

[Abby]

Don't say.

[Amy]

Don't say this girl I listen to on the radio. Then you lose a little credibility. Just be like, so my friend Amy, they're in a similar situation, and it took them a while to come to this conclusion, but then they started doing it. And for the last five or six years, it's really worked well for them. And their daughter's now 18 and thriving.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom. There you go. Close it up, Bones. Somebody I know unfollowed me on Instagram. And I only know because I happen to go to their page and then you can hit following and it'll show you they're following. Because I'm trying to find somebody that we both follow. And I was unfollowed. I was so insulted. I was so insulted.

[Amy]

Maybe they.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's not somebody. I don't know them super well. I don't know that. That's not a thing. That's like, what? Someone goes, I don't know if they got my text message. No, no, they got it.

[Eddie]

We all.

[Amy]

Sometimes I do wonder if someone got it. I still waiting on an email reply from someone and I wonder if they.

[Bobby Bones]

They got it. Yeah, they just think of all the ones that you get. All of them.

[Amy]

I know, but what are. You know, There is that one chance.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't believe it. So again, I haven't spent a lot of like, lifetime with them, but I have spent time with them. And I think I'm gonna be very vague, but their work, that their work is good. And so I saw they were on a podcast of somebody that I know, and I was like, oh, that's interesting. And I was gonna see if they fall. And I went over and they don't follow me anymore. And you know, a little bit reminded me like junior high.

[Amy]

Oh yeah. When you get left out.

[Bobby Bones]

Because there had to be the conscience. I don't even do anything on Instagram that's polarizing. It's just like clips and occasional pictures of me being like, hi.

[Amy]

Yeah. Did you happen to see if they followed, like, nobody anymore. Maybe they cleared the list. Look, because, you know, sometimes I'm so offended to reset, you know, let me look.

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz I'm so offended. Hold on.

[Amy]

Sometimes I don't really know how my number keeps increasing of like, people I follow because it's like, okay, oh, here's who they follow.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't want to say all the people they follow, because I don't put them on. But no, they still follow people.

[Amy]

Who is it? Can I see?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, no, cuz you'll slip up some.

[Amy]

I won't slip up.

[Bobby Bones]

You will. I don't really trust you with the good.

[Amy]

That's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

And so I have that going. And at the same time I have another goal going. I'm trying to get this one person to follow me. And I will Talk in my DMs with them a little bit because I'm a fan, y'. All.

[Amy]

Dm. But do you follow him or her or him? It's gotta be him.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to give away too much, but. Because people, our listeners will track it down who it is. But yes.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's like, dude, we, we talk. All you gotta do is hit the follow button.

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[Amy]

Why is it important to you that I don't know follows you?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, because it's not like I'm posting anything life changing. I mean, I post stuff from the show a little bit, post stuff in the podcast, post like fun little life stuff, little jokey stuff, but not looks like anybody else's Instagram. There's really no life or death. But I'm offended someone unfollowed me and I'm slightly offended that someone won't follow me. I'm 14.

[Amy]

Yeah. You need to let this go. Like it's Instagram.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Amy]

Like it's not.

[Bobby Bones]

But the fact that someone would unfollow me is worse than the fact the other person won't follow me.

[Amy]

Just don't think about it. Just let it go. Don't think about it. Whoa. Let me ask you this. They unfollowed you? Are you still following them?

[Bobby Bones]

Not anymore.

[Amy]

You unfollowed?

[Bobby Bones]

Of course I did.

[Amy]

After you saw that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Wow. Okay. So it's over.

[Bobby Bones]

You wouldn't unfollow?

[Amy]

I don't think so. I guess it depends.

[Lunchbox]

Out.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody followed you and they unfollowed you and you were still following them, you wouldn't unfollow them?

[Amy]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

I don't know that I've been in that situation. So I can't enter on answer like honestly in the moment how I feel. But right now I'm thinking I'd be like, huh, that's interesting. But like that'd be weird for me to just unfollow because they unfollowed.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to hack into their page and delete their whole account. That's what I want to do.

[Amy]

No. Now tell us how you really feel. Yeah, it's really.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, if you found out somebody unfollowed you, I would unfollow them immediately.

[Abby]

Right?

[Amy]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

If someone unfollowed me, that would keep me up at night. I don't even care that people will follow or unfollow with this one person that I know followed me, and I was like, oh, it's an interesting guest. I go. I was just like, why? Why would they unfollow me? And so I was like, I'm out. Anyway, I spent too much time thinking about that last night.

[Amy]

Yeah. I think sometimes we can tell us ourselves stories. Like, Mike said it would keep him up at night. And that's where I can tell I've had some growth because certain things used to keep me up at night that just. Just don't keep me up at night anymore. I had convinced myself that this one person, like, didn't want to be my friend anymore because they didn't respond to my text message. But I had sent a voice text, and I didn't know they.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, nine minutes long. Yeah. From you? Yes.

[Amy]

I didn't know. They just have an aversion to voice texts. Like, didn't know. And it's not like we're super close, but, like, you know, we've had dinner a few times. We've worked on some things together, but I had convinced myself that she no longer likes me. I messed up. I did something wrong. I was even talking to my. My therapist friend about it. Yes. Because I was like, well, this is it. Like, this person, she doesn't like. It's like, because we were working on a project with her, too. I was like, I think that this is, like, we're done. Like, she's mad at me for something, and turns out I just hit her up like, a week and a half later. I was like, hey, do you happen to get my voice text from the other day? And she was like, oh, I. I have, like, an aversion to voice text because of this other person in my life. Like, I can't even. I can't handle them. And I was like, well, should have known that about you. And then I sent her this whole, like, text about how I'm glad everything's cool. And she was like, yeah, I love you. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. She. I thought she could hit you back with a. Hey, I don't want to listen to voice text.

[Amy]

I think that's going to come immediately.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I gave a Same person unfollow me.

[Amy]

No, it's not. But I'm just sharing that tidbit because I had created this entire story. I even figured out what I had done wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, you didn't do anything wrong. Oh, no.

[Amy]

My story told me exactly what made her hate me and. And, like, she never even knew about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, our brain lies to us a lot.

[Amy]

A lot.

[Bobby Bones]

But you know what doesn't lie? Instagram. When they tell you who follows and unfollows you. Anyway, I'll update. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Lunchbox]

There was an old granny in Florida that was going to take her son's dog, Eeyore, for a walk. So she goes walking, going on some trails, and granny trips, falls, can't get up. She doesn't come back home. So her husband reports are missing. There's search crews out looking for her. And then they find Eeyore walking down the sidewalk. And Eeyore is, like, in. Eeyore leads the rescue team back to the old lady. Bam.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of dog was Eeyore like? Got to be like, a lab.

[Eddie]

Yeah, One of those bigger dogs.

[Bobby Bones]

Telling you my bulldog. No chance.

[Eddie]

And I don't see a Chihuahua doing this either.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, my bulldog's just tired. He's just gonna lay down and then just hope for the best. Eller, who's like a hound husky, she's just gonna go find the animal to kill on her own. Like, it has to be the right kind of dog. This kind of looks like a. It looks kind of like a lab on Mike. Yeah, kinda. That's a good dog.

[Eddie]

Amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good boy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And she told the officers on the body cam, it's not even my dog. I can't believe he came back. Oh, Eeyore, you're a good boy. Grandma loves you.

[Bobby Bones]

Good boy. Okay. There you go. That's what it's all about.

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[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. I want to talk about this Selena Gomez story, because the headline from parade is, Selena Gomez didn't invite her friend who donated her kidney to Selena to the wedding. So I want to go around the room and get the thoughts. Lunchbox. What do you think about this?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, this is absolutely. Dirty Dog by Selena Gomez. I don't care. What is going on. This woman saved your life. Like, you needed a kidney. And this girl stepped up to the plate and said, here is my kidney. And you have the audacity to not even invite her to your wedding. Like, who do you think you are? Well, you would not be having a wedding if it wasn't for this woman. Bad, bad look for Selena Gomez. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that if you do a selfless act, that it comes with no lifetime strings attached to it. Now, it's not a lifetime membership pass to anything and everything Selena does. And if I were to, you know, donate something to Amy along or something, and I don't think Amy has to then invite me to everything she does forever. I think you have seasons with people, with relationships, friendships. I think she donated a kidney to Selena to save her life. And I don't think that she thinks now in every big moment, every concert, every wedding, every. That Selena must invite her everywhere. I actually don't have a problem with her not getting invited at all. Because if they're not close, I don't think you having a kidney get you a free pass into the wedding. Am I crazy, Amy?

[Amy]

Yeah. No. I mean, we don't know the relationship. We have no idea what's transpired since the kidney exchange happened.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be like donating to a charity and be like, no, I'm in. You gotta invite me to everything you do.

[Amy]

Now, did she have, like, a rather large wedding or was it intimate?

[Lunchbox]

So it matters.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't think it was a massive wedding. I think it was, like a medium wedding. Yeah.

[Amy]

No, I'm kidding. That really doesn't matter because your relationship with someone may change drastically even after an organ donation.

[Bobby Bones]

And if it's a truly selfless act, it is not about self getting the perks of everything coming up in your life. I think it's a bit odd that they're probably not as close, but has nothing to do with the wedding.

[Amy]

Right. But I think it's the outsider, like, people that are thinking this is a problem. Like, I don't think she herself has been like, I should have been invited.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You know, like, she's. She's not saying.

[Bobby Bones]

There was also a story, and it may have been a year or two ago that, like, Selena Gomez was smoking. And so they were going to her going, how does it feel? You donated your kidney to her and she's smoking, Right? And she's like, it ain't my kidney anymore.

[Amy]

Like, I donated it.

[Bobby Bones]

I donated it in a selfless act to save a person. I do not have a right. I didn't buy stock in the company or I still own it forever. So I don't think it's a dirty dog at all. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Listen, I am telling you, it seems like, okay, I'm Gonna be best friends with you. Oh, my gosh. You're a perfect match. We're gonna be best friends.

[Bobby Bones]

But nobody said that. But nobody said that.

[Amy]

They're okay. Just like romantic breakups. There's friendship breakups too. You're saying that can't happen.

[Lunchbox]

There is a picture of them in the hospital in the beds, holding hands, like, oh, my gosh, we did this together. And then gets a kidney. Hey, girl, thanks for the kidney. Get out of my life, Kick rocks. I was just being nice to you so I could get a kidney. Ah, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that didn't happen. That. That version of the story didn't happen.

[Lunchbox]

How do you know? That's what it seems like to me. That's outside perspective.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what it seems like to you. My point is, I'm not mad at Selena Gomez. I would hope that if I receive someone's kidney, that we would stay in a good enough relationship, that they'd always be a part. But that doesn't happen. Like, real life sometimes has real difficulties and real changes. And if you're actually donating an organ to somebody, that needs to be a selfless act to keep them alive, not a selfish act to keep them in your life.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. That's pretty good.

[Amy]

I mean, that would be a pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

Good little saying there. I don't mind saying that.

[Amy]

Creepy. If you donate an organ to, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Have control, like, your mind now. Oh, you're a mine now. Yeah, that'd be good. So I'm pro Selena Gomez. I met her once.

[Amy]

And what was she like?

[Bobby Bones]

I have no idea. I sat at a table with her.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

At an award show. And she looked like a. An adult woman with a child face.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is kind of what she looks like in pictures, too, Right?

[Amy]

She's, like, porcelain dollish.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, her face looks. Her face looks like she's 12. She's very. She's a very, very young face.

[Amy]

Porcelain doll. Do you know what that is?

[Bobby Bones]

I think Nicole Kidman's porcelain doll. Oh, like, her skin's porcelain. I think Selena Gomez is a very young face, but. But she was in, like, a very small dress, so her body did not look like a kid. Like, very adult.

[Amy]

Okay, okay, we got it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just making sure everybody knows. It was this weird juxtaposition of, like, child and.

[Amy]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I said, and now. She didn't say anything to me, and I didn't say anything to her. But it wasn't because anybody was too good for each other. It was just kind of like one of those things where you just. She only said there for, like, 10 minutes, so I didn't ask her about the kidney, though. I should have. Yeah, that should have been my opportunity to be like, what's the deal with the kidney?

[Amy]

But I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm pro Selena Gomez.

[Amy]

Let's say you did donate an organ to me. It's got to either be a kidney or part of my liver or something. Part of your liver.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

And then I'm, like, drinking and smoking.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. That's on you.

[Amy]

It is on me. But I'm gonna be just like you would say.

[Bobby Bones]

See, I'm gonna be disappointed because I would have hoped that with the trouble that you went through, you would have learned for your own life the difficulties that come with not treating your body. Right.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. But yes, the. The human part of me would be like, I just gave you part of this, and now you're mistreating it as well. I could have not given you this. This. But then you could have been like, yeah, but you gave me this. Because I love smoking and I can do more. It's been drinking. So anyway, I'm team Selena. I'm also team kidney giver, because she's also not the one complaining about it.

[Amy]

No, it's the.

[Bobby Bones]

But the Internet is. Yeah, the Internet's like. Well, I can't believe. Well, and lunchbox. The Internet and lunchbox are the same here.

[Amy]

It's so weird, the things he gets passionate about, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

I do know. Yes. I'm gonna assume that everybody messages their friends. I'm also going to assume that sometimes you run into issues when messaging, especially during group chats. It is really important that my digital messaging is clear. No mistakes. It's also important when I send messages that they send quickly and that I get responses quickly. WhatsApp can help with all that. First, you can message privately with everyone in a group, even if you're using totally different phones. Sent a message too fast and you regret it? No problem. Just edit it. And when the chat gets a little too intense, you can switch to a group video call and actually talk it out. Photos and videos come through clear. Messages get delivered without gaps or delays. Plus, WhatsApp has so many great features like polls, pinned messages, even event invites with RSVPs. So planning stuff just doesn't turn into a big ol mess. It just makes a lot of sense. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

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[Gemma]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Gemma]

On this show I'll be talking to.

[Bobby Bones]

Top researchers and top clinicians, asking them.

[Gemma]

Your burning questions and bringing that information about women's health and midlife directly to you.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Our quality of life.

[Amy]

But even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it? The types of symptoms that people talk about is forgetting everything. I never used to forget things. They're concerned that one they have dementia and the other one is do I have adhd?

[Gemma]

There is unprecedented promise with regard to.

[Bobby Bones]

Cannabis and cannabinoids to sleep better, to have less pain, to have better mood, and also to have better day to day life.

[Gemma]

Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr.

[Bobby Bones]

Elizabeth Poynter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple.

[Gemma]

Podcasts, or wherever you're listening.

[Eddie]

Now.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me go over and talk to Jeremy in Bentonville, Arkansas. Jeremy, you're on.

[Caller]

Good morning, studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning.

[Caller]

Hey, Bobby. I just want to talk about the Selena Gomez situation. And I'm gonna say something I never thought I would say in my entire life, but I agreed with Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Caller]

I understand too, what you're saying, that when you do a selfless act, you shouldn't expect anything. That's. That's understood. And I think that happened on the part of the person who donated the kidney. However, there should be some thankfulness and some respect on the part of the receiver. And so I really think that this is a faux pas. I really think that it's a missed opportunity. There's got to be some middle ground.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, again, I'll say what you say. I understand what you're saying, but I just think, generally speaking, if you give somebody something, you don't get to monitor that. And we're talking about, she gave her a kidney kidney a long time ago, saved her life. And people can fall in and out of friendship. And if I give somebody money and we have this talk where people will email in and go, like, I gave somebody some money and now I'm watching them spend it all on lottery tickets and beer. And that wasn't what I gave it to him for. I'm like, no, no, no, no. You gave them the money. You can't monitor the money that you gave if it was a gift because it was given straight gift, unless it was said ahead of time. I'm going to give you this, and it must only be used for this and nothing this, then that's it. You can't monitor a gift that is completely unfair. That's not a gift. Then. That's a conditional item. And I don't think a kidney was given away as a conditional item. I think, and also friendships, they're able to grow and leave and come back. And so I don't think that that Selena Gomez friend had to be invited to the wedding. I think that was a selfless gift of a kidney a long time ago. And it is what it is. But I totally understand what you're saying and I can appreciate you calling and having that feeling.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, I respect you and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Appreciate you guys And I respect you, Jeremy.

[Eddie]

That's nice.

[Lunchbox]

Welcome to my side, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing I don't respect.

[Lunchbox]

He's finally on my side. Hey, welcome, Jeremy. How's it going?

[Eddie]

One time, one time only, he said.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Jeremy. Have a good day, buddy.

[Caller]

Feels good today.

[Bobby Bones]

Bye. All right, Mary in Ohio, you're on the show.

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Studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey. Morning. Oh, we didn't hear the first part. Say that again.

[Caller]

Oh, good morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Caller]

I just called in to talk about Selena Gomez and the donor as well. I. I don't think she has an obligation to invite her to the wedding, but it would be a nice gesture to offer that to her since she kind of did save her life. And if she hadn't done that, she may not have had this opportunity. She is not required. I totally agree with you, but it just would have been a nice gesture. Whether they're best buds or friends anymore or not, it just would have been a nice gesture.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you. And, you know, in a perfect world, I think she would have. But I think people coming down on Selena Gomez is unfair. I don't know what their relationship is. I don't know. I don't know anything about what's happening personally with them. All I do know is if I give somebody something that's now theirs, and if they do whatever they do with it and I don't approve, well, I just won't give them anything again. But that's a gift. Can't monitor a gift.

[Amy]

Yeah. And we really don't know, like you said, the dynamic of their relationship now. Like, it could be that this other. The donor. What if she had a wedding?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, well, now we're making up stories.

[Amy]

I know we're making up stories, but it's. It's like, then would she be required if she had a falling out with Selena Gomez? Like, would she then have to invite her to her wedding?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, Selena didn't give her a kidney.

[Abby]

But.

[Bobby Bones]

But that doesn't matter.

[Amy]

It doesn't matter. It's just the. The relationship is severed in some way, shape or form, and we don't know the extent of it. Maybe she didn't even want the invite or care because she wouldn't extend that invite. Vice versa, you know, repossess the kidney.

[Eddie]

Oh, can you do that? Take it back?

[Bobby Bones]

Show up at the tow truck? You don't even need the tow truck, but you just show up with it.

[Eddie]

Is it a big wedding? Like, do they know how big? How many people are going to that wedding? Because if it's a small wedding, I.

[Bobby Bones]

Understand it Was in the news.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Eddie, it's big.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you ever see, have you got, have you subscribed to the Internet? You've been over on it before. There were like 200 people there.

[Eddie]

Okay, I just.

[Bobby Bones]

Again, I agree it would have been nice.

[Eddie]

That would have been really nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but that's not the point. The point is when you give somebody something, you can't monitor the gift. That is a gift if it's a kidney or if it's $500. So that's what's up. Or shoes or whatever. Like if you wear like a jacket.

[Eddie]

I'm like, I like how you're comparing all these things because a kidney is like what it's you, you got one.

[Bobby Bones]

Kid or so the more it is. So if it's $5, 500. You have more rights because it's 500. Yeah. No, you don't. You don't get to monitor what they do with the money.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought you don't. Because kidneys, I mean, they're rare. I mean you're only going to.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not that rare. Everybody's got two. Every person, everybody's got.

[Amy]

So like what if you get it from a random donor that you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

You owe them. Everywhere you go your whole life, you have to invite them.

[Lunchbox]

No, totally different.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, totally different. You're still giving someone a part of.

[Lunchbox]

Your body, but a friend is doing it because they care about you. A stranger is doing it mostly because they're just wanting to do something nice.

[Amy]

Then if you have a falling out and you're no longer friends.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, Exactly. And he talked himself out of that. Alright, there we go. Thank you for all the calls, you guys again. You can leave us a voicemail to 87777. Bobby, I'll give you the fictional city. Tell me the TV show that's set there. Amy, I'll go to you. First example, South Park, Colorado.

[Amy]

South Park.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Easy one. Okay, so we'll go around the room. Don't miss.

[Eddie]

That was an example.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy R. First. Mayberry, North Carolina. What's the TV show?

[Amy]

The Andy Griffith Show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good. Next up, Lunchbox. Tree Hill, North Carolina.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna go with one. Tree Hill.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Eddie. The town is bedrock.

[Eddie]

Give me the Flintstones.

[Bobby Bones]

You got it. Flintstones. Everybody's got it, right? Easy is peasy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I got it. Understand it.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Bikini bottom.

[Amy]

Spongebob.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Oh, lunchbox. Lanford, Illinois.

[Lunchbox]

That is. Oh, Lanford. Give me Roseanne.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Dylan, Texas.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's Friday. Night Lights.

[Bobby Bones]

Nice one. Thought that was pretty hard. I never watched that show, though.

[Eddie]

Great show, dude.

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[Lunchbox]

Great show. You gotta go back and watch it, like, so.

[Amy]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

I won't.

[Eddie]

You'd love it.

[Lunchbox]

Don't you love it? You think it'd be. It's great.

[Amy]

Why not?

[Bobby Bones]

I never will. I got other shows to watch.

[Lunchbox]

No, not as good as this.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you watched Peacemaker there?

[Lunchbox]

That's really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Amy]

Don't want to.

[Bobby Bones]

You would love.

[Lunchbox]

No, Amy, you'd like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Go back and watch it.

[Lunchbox]

It's fun.

[Bobby Bones]

We just alter demanding.

[CO Wetzel]

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[Bobby Bones]

All right, next up, Amy. Name the town or I'll name the show. Capeside, Massachusetts.

[Amy]

What? Capeside, Massachusetts.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the TV show?

[Amy]

Capeside, Massachusetts, Massachusetts. What happens in. Is that Gossip Girl?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Oh, Dawson's Creek.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, you're out.

[Amy]

Okay, bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Arlen, Texas.

[Lunchbox]

Arlen. Oh, that's King of the Hill.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Good job. Lunchbox Remains. Eddie. Quahog, Rhode Island.

[Eddie]

What the. I'm not sure if they live in Rhode Island.

[Bobby Bones]

Talk it out.

[Eddie]

But I feel like it's a small town and Lorelei and her daughter live there. Guy owns the diner, man. I'm just gonna go with Gilmore Girls. It's gotta be Rhode Island. It's somewhere over there.

[Bobby Bones]

Family Guy.

[Eddie]

Way off.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunch Walk. You want the rest?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I would love to have a, you know, victory lap.

[Bobby Bones]

Pawnee, Indiana.

[Lunchbox]

That is. That is. Parks and Rec.

[Bobby Bones]

We found his skill, guys.

[Eddie]

Places where the shows are from.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Next city. King's Landing, Westeros. Westeros.

[Lunchbox]

King's Landing, Westeros.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would just know King's Landing, but, yeah, King's Landing.

[Lunchbox]

I'll go with Game of Thrones.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Hawkins, Indiana.

[Lunchbox]

Hawkins, Indiana. That is Hawkins, Indiana. What the heck is the name of the show? The middle.

[Bobby Bones]

Now. Stranger Things. Ah. Okay. You can't get cocky. You lost. I was rooting for you. No, you lost and now you're cocky.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen Stranger Things, so I had no idea.

[Gemma]

I wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, no, stupid. You lost. Point Place, Wisconsin.

[Lunchbox]

Point Place, Wisconsin. Oh, you watched that show? What was that called? No, that was in North Dakota.

[Gemma]

Dakota.

[Lunchbox]

That's called Fargo. What goes on in Wisconsin? Point Place.

[Bobby Bones]

That 70s show.

[Lunchbox]

That was gonna be my guess because that was the only show I know in Wisconsin.

[Eddie]

Oh, they do yell at Wisconsin.

[Lunchbox]

Good morning. What's go.

[Bobby Bones]

That was gonna be your guest. But you waited, like, 10 hours.

[Lunchbox]

I. I know. I was talking it out. I didn't know I was in A hurry? I thought. I was just enjoying myself.

[Bobby Bones]

We got a show we got to do here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Stars Hollow, Connecticut.

[Lunchbox]

Stars Hollow, Connecticut. I don't know that one. I'll go with Gossip Girl.

[Bobby Bones]

Gilmore Girls.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's so.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, whatever those are called. Never seen those.

[Bobby Bones]

Sunnydale, California.

[Lunchbox]

Sunnydale. O.C.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[Lunchbox]

Never seen that one either.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. But there he is. Our way hit. All right, let's go talk to Rhonda, who is in Austin because his lunchbox is going off to Price is Right. Gonna try to get on the show. Hey, Rhonda, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, I needed to ask. I've been trying to get through, but is Lunchbox. If he gets called down, are they gonna say, come on down, Lunchbox? Are they gonna say his real name?

[Bobby Bones]

I would assume real name.

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea. I don't know how it works. I will ask them if they can use my Persona name, but I don't know if they'll be. They'll be down for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you imagine if everybody got to use their nicknames? All right, come on down. Big L. Like Big L. What up? No, it's gotta be a real name.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it might be my real name, but that's the price you pay to be on the Price is Right and to win the Showcase Showdown. If that's the sacrifice I have to make, I'm willing to make it.

[Bobby Bones]

So Lunchbox heads off, and he leaves after the show tomorrow. So you fly Tuesday afternoon to get there Tuesday night to try to get on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

And you're trying to get into all three afternoon sessions?

[Lunchbox]

Yes. 1:30 in the afternoon every time. Because I knew that I had a commitment to our listeners that I couldn't miss the show.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know if it's the listeners you had a commitment to, but, yes, you're not gonna miss the show. However, you still might have to miss the show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I haven't figured that out yet. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I've got to get there early in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

I know. I gotta go scope it out. I. I'm worried about getting there, first.

[Bobby Bones]

Of all, with airplane.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean? Oh, because.

[Eddie]

Yeah, shut down.

[Lunchbox]

If the travel delays. Like, there's delays everywhere. Everyone's being delayed hours upon hours.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll tell you what. If you just want to leave right now in your car. Car. I give you full permission.

[Amy]

What?

[Eddie]

Take 20 hours.

[Lunchbox]

It would take me three days.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you really want it, though? That's the question.

[Lunchbox]

Let me See how long it is from.

[Eddie]

It'd probably be two full.

[Bobby Bones]

I bet you it's 26 hours from here. There.

[Lunchbox]

Nashville, too.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you got, Mike? Here to Los Angeles, driving 29 hours.

[Lunchbox]

And two minutes if I don't stop.

[Bobby Bones]

You can beat that, though. I've ridden with Eddie. He beats anything. Gosh, he races it. And you have your tuxedo.

[Lunchbox]

The rental has been done. It was quite expensive. Would you like to know who I'm wearing?

[Eddie]

Yes, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

Jonathan's prom apparel.

[Lunchbox]

Nope. Oh, Vera Wang.

[Eddie]

Don't you make wedding dresses?

[Lunchbox]

That's what I thought.

[Amy]

She must do tuxes.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know she did tuxes, but she does tuxes. And I will be picking it up on Wednesday in Los Angeles, California.

[Bobby Bones]

Second question.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Is your wife going to. No.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she's going.

[Bobby Bones]

What if she gets on the show?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, she's not going to the show. You're.

[Bobby Bones]

You're about. You're going by yourself?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I didn't get her a ticket. I didn't know.

[Bobby Bones]

So you didn't want her to go and possibly.

[Lunchbox]

Ding, ding, ding. She's gonna go see her cousin.

[Bobby Bones]

If she said, hey, I want to go, too, and try to get on the show.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no, no. This is a me thing.

[Eddie]

Because if she got on and you.

[Lunchbox]

Didn'T do it would be chaos in our house. Like, it would be a very big rift because she.

[Bobby Bones]

But she didn't do anything.

[Lunchbox]

She has no care about Price is Right. Like, this isn't her dream. She hadn't thought about it. She doesn't want to be a star. I want to be the star. So she has no interest.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Lunchbox will be leaving tomorrow after the show to fly to California. He's been. He's gonna wear Vera Wang.

[Lunchbox]

Vera Wang.

[Bobby Bones]

And you have your hotel.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm booking that.

[Eddie]

Wait, you don't have it?

[Bobby Bones]

You have a hotel yet?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I've been looking. I'm waiting. I thought if I wait till closer, they would be desperate and the prices would come down. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, oh, it's already Tuesday night. We don't have anybody for Wednesday. We might as well lower the room rate. Is that not how hotels work?

[Amy]

I mean, you could.

[Bobby Bones]

They have something called dynamic pricing, but I don't think, really, this will affect that. So I would just get on it. I just get on it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm getting on it. I'm on it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Yeah. Rhonda, we think he'll use his real name. We hope he gets on. We have a code word that if he gets on, he can't tell us. I asked him the question, like, hey, have you thought about going anywhere new lately?

[Lunchbox]

And Papua New Guinea.

[Bobby Bones]

That means he got on.

[Eddie]

And there's different ways of saying it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And if he got on and, like, did some real damage and, like, won some stuff. You've been thinking about going anywhere, Papa.

[Lunchbox]

New Guinea.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. And if he, like, won the whole thing, possibly, or at least got to the final, it's like, been thinking about going anywhere, Papa, New Guinea.

[CO Wetzel]

Perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, that's what's up, Rhonda. Thank you for calling.

[Caller]

All right, well, good luck, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

[Eddie]

Last Sunday, old Frank decided to go to the beach at Ocean City, New Jersey. He's sitting there, he's lounging, enjoying the sun, and all of a sudden he hears someone in the water go, help.

[Bobby Bones]

Help.

[Eddie]

What does he do? He doesn't stand there and drink his beer.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Eddie]

He puts his drink down. He runs in the water.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank God he doesn't stand there and drink his beer and just watch and take in the show.

[Eddie]

There's a woman being ripped.

[Lunchbox]

She's.

[Eddie]

He's being taken out by the riptide. And he jumps in there, he grabs her, and guess what? She starts panicking. He starts. She starts sinking him down. So he's like, no, no, relax. I'm here to help. I'm here to help. He grabs her, he takes her to shore. Meanwhile, another person there at the beach has a flotation device. Helps her out, too. So both of them saved her. But Frank, he says, thank God I took this class when I was in high school. It was a life saving class. That's what helped me.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, this guy. Saving people like he's Eddie. Well, you know, you don't want to brag.

[Eddie]

I don't want to brag or anything, but I got some saves under my belt.

[Bobby Bones]

About how many?

[Eddie]

It's. I think two and a half.

[Bobby Bones]

I believe if you looked up in the database.

[Eddie]

Yeah, two and a half.

[Bobby Bones]

Two and a half saves. Dang. Yeah, well, one was.

[Eddie]

The one was a double.

[Lunchbox]

Safe.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. What about the half, though?

[Amy]

No, it's not a double save because he pushed her in.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. However, it doesn't matter how they got there. He still saved it. Correct.

[Eddie]

It doesn't matter how. They were drowning.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's say you're a firefighter and you accidentally kick over a lamp in your house and it catches on.

[Lunchbox]

Fire.

[Bobby Bones]

And you have to go, oh my God. So you have to come and put your own. You don't not get credit for saving a house because you're the accidental kicker in her.

[Eddie]

Okay, yeah, yeah, you still save.

[Lunchbox]

But I didn't push her on purpose.

[Eddie]

That was a joke. I didn't know she couldn't swim.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there you go.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what it's all about.

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[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. Wake up in the morning, turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Bobby's on the mic.

[CO Wetzel]

So you know what this is?

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby V. Let's go over to Amy with the Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

What is Macaulay Culkin's first rap album called?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

I don't know. It's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

Home Malone.

[Eddie]

What, like Home Malone?

[Amy]

Yeah. How do we fix it?

[Abby]

Cuz?

[Amy]

Like Post Malone.

[Eddie]

How do we fix it?

[Amy]

At first I thought it was going to be good, but then I would.

[Bobby Bones]

Say, what do you call Post Malone alone on a Friday night? Post Home Malone.

[Eddie]

Pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

That's actually good. Okay, that was the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

So you said home alone. What did you say?

[Amy]

Home Malone.

[Lunchbox]

I literally thought she said home alone.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, oh, that's the joke.

[Lunchbox]

I literally missed the Malone part.

[Amy]

And I was like, alone.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't even change it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, my joke version isn't perfect. That's just off the head. But it would be like, what do you call Post Malone? Lonely on a Friday night? Home Malone.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Something like that.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't use that ever again though.

[Amy]

Ever. I know. Well, sometimes like when I say it out loud to y', all, it finally hits me that it's bad.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not bad in your head.

[Amy]

Well, it's like it's just me. But then when I'm looking at yalls eyeballs, I'm like, I can't even. Bobby Bone show.

[Bobby Bones]

Bonehead Glory of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Missouri. A 19 year old college student after a night out is walking down the road and decides, you know what? That car, I don't really like it. Boom. Knocks the side mirror off of it. Next car breaks a window, ends up vandalizing 17 different cars on his way home. And when police questioned him because he's walking down the street after all this happened, he's like, no, that wasn't me. And they check his phone and he had asked Chatgpt, hey, am I gonna go to jail for vandalizing cars?

[Bobby Bones]

How Would police get in his phone?

[Lunchbox]

They had probable cause and looked and they.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have to give him a code.

[Amy]

Oh, he. They probably, like, just hold it up to his eyeballs.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Yeah. Okay. But then I would have closed my eyes, right?

[Eddie]

To not open it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I think it still opens if you close your eyes.

[Bobby Bones]

No. No, it doesn't.

[Eddie]

It needs your eyes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't believe that.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

I think it's just your face.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Are you crazy? It needs your eyes now.

[Eddie]

I don't know if it's open. Is it open?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's not?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Here.

[Eddie]

Oh, it opened.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know you have your eyes open.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Amy]

Guys, wait.

[Bobby Bones]

Either. I'd like to say this. Either Amy and I are very stupid because we're on the same. Or you guys, somebody's very stupid here, and it might be us.

[Eddie]

It's called face recognition.

[Bobby Bones]

Looking at your nose hole. Why do. Because whenever somebody dies in a movie, they have to, like, open their eyes, don't they?

[Eddie]

Let me see.

[Bobby Bones]

Try yours. Okay, hold on.

[Eddie]

Ready? I gotta stand over there to see if it works, though.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to close my eyes. Ready?

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. It says an iPhone's face ID doesn't need your actual eyeballs.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, Eddie, is it opening?

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It's still locked.

[Amy]

Okay, here. It says it doesn't need your actual eyeballs, but that's weird because it also says.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you say balls? So weird.

[Amy]

It doesn't need to see. It does need to see your eyes to confirm you're looking at it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

So it needs your eyes, but I guess it's not specifically the balls.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you need to stop with that. So. Yeah, like, I'm not if I have something on my phone that I'm asking chat GBT about that I've been doing illegal. Like, hey, how do I rob a bank? And I rob. I'm not opening my eyes near my phone, but. Okay, that's dumb if him to do that.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, thanks for listening. A couple days things I did a Bobby cast. That's up. That is me answering a lot of questions. A lot of baby questions. Not questions I'd normally answer, but my wife's having a baby, so I answered a lot of the questions of when does she do. What's the gender? All those questions were asked. I addressed them all. Go search for the Bobby cast. By the way, tomorrow will be a one hour Bobby cast with Clint Black so that's gonna be super cool. And I'm leaving here a better man so that's cool. We'll see you on Tuesday. Goodbye everybody. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by J.P. morgan, Chase Bank, N.A. member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply.

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[Bobby Bones]

It's Anna Ortiz. And I'm Markin Delicato. You might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty. Welcome to our new podcast, Be My Baddie. Yay. We're re watching the series from start to finish and getting into all the fashions, the drama and the behind the scenes moments that you've never heard before but you were still bartending. I didn't know that. Is like is that you and I turn around and it's a commercial for Betty. And I was like, I gotta go.

[Amy]

I quit.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Viva Betty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Scott Barry Kaufman, host of the Psychology Podcast. Here's a clip from an upcoming conversation about how to be a better you. When you think about emotion regulation, you're not gonna choose an adaptive strategy which is more effortful to use unless you think there's a good outcome. Avoidance is easier. Ignoring is easier. Denial is easier. Complex problem solving takes effort. Listen to the Psychology podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Gemma]

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