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Lunchbox
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Bobby Bones
Here we go.
Lunchbox
Come on, Bobby.
Eddie
Transmitting across America.
Lunchbox
Turn it.
Bobby Bones
This is.
Lunchbox
Let's go. Hey. I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show morning studio. Morning. We're going to do a draft. Awesome things that start with. And we'll hit the wheel here. Whatever letter it lands on, go. It is M. M. Awesome things that start.
Amy
Oh.
Lunchbox
With the letter m. And Ray won the dice roll backstage. Ray, M. You get to go first. Amy's out. Cause she finished last.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I just thought of a good one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's a great one. There's a great one. One for sure.
Bobby Bones
Do not give anyone this time.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You have a bad history of yelling at maybe once.
Lunchbox
Nah. Raymundo, you're up. My biggest fear is that the one way my mom follows this show is on Facebook and Morgan will post on Facebook. And if she sees that I don't put mom, then she'll probably disown me. So give me mom. Okay. Awesome things that start with M. That's pretty solid. Very solid lunchbox.
Amy
Yeah. Things that start with M. Man, what do I like a lot?
Lunchbox
Money. That's what came to my mind. Yeah, that's good. Okay. Things that start with M. Morgan, we're over to you. Awesome things that start with M. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, we do Tuesday reviews day.
Lunchbox
It's movies.
Bobby Bones
That's good.
Morgan
Good.
Lunchbox
Movies is good.
Morgan
Drawing a blank, man.
Amy
I'm really struggling. I'm really struggling.
Lunchbox
Like, money came to my mind. I think probably all of us. But after that, like, I have words.
Morgan
Here, but I don't know if they're really good.
Lunchbox
You just have words.
Morgan
I mean, I have different things. I'm gonna go with Mac and cheese.
Lunchbox
That's so good.
Morgan
I don't feel confident with that one.
Amy
Four.
Lunchbox
1, 2, 3, 4.
Morgan
You think it's pretty good for four.
Lunchbox
I think Mac and cheese is pretty solid. See, I do. I want a pander.
Morgan
Oh, I love it. Mexicans.
Amy
Oh, that's good.
Lunchbox
I was going to say Mexican food.
Morgan
Oh, that's great.
Lunchbox
I'm going to go. Mexican food.
Morgan
That's a really good dude.
Lunchbox
And I'd like for a bit of El Paso and all of our Arizona listeners, you know, I just want you to know I'm thinking about you guys, you know, everybody out there making Mexican food. Okay, so round one. Ray had moms, Lunchbox had money. Morgan had movies. Eddie had Mac and cheese, and I had Mexican food.
Amy
This is tough. I'm struggling.
Lunchbox
You gotta go again. I have one. I'm gonna go Morgan.
Morgan
Oh, that's funny.
Amy
That's funny.
Morgan
Funny.
Amy
That's.
Lunchbox
Well done.
Bobby Bones
I did have my name written down, but that felt weird.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go Morgan as awesome. Things that start with the letter M. Mexican food and Morgan.
Morgan
Okay, something just came to me.
Lunchbox
Go ahead.
Morgan
It's definitely unique. It's different. Give me America. Give me America.
Lunchbox
Wow. America with a apostrophe.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
America or apost. America. That's funny. That's risky, but it's funny. Risk, reward could be big there. All right, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Maybe because my name starts with this letter. I just know a lot of M's, but I'm going with music.
Lunchbox
That's solid. Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
How did I not think of that?
Lunchbox
That's solid. Yeah. Lunchbox man.
Amy
I got money, right? And something else I like doing.
Lunchbox
Making love. Making love. Making love.
Morgan
Making.
Lunchbox
Yeah, making love. Raymundo, you have moms. What else do you need? Gonna go the food route. McDonald's. Okay. Solid.
Amy
Oh, not bad.
Lunchbox
Okay, we have one more in the M draft. Oh, my God. Raymundo, you'll go first. Round three, snake draft. You have mom and McDonald's. Your final pick is. I just keep thinking of states. That's really all I got. But that's going to sink me. Montana. There are options, but it's eliminating 49 other states. Midwest. Oh, that's good. You took a bunch of states. At least 12 there. That's good. Yeah, I. Midwest. That's a side. My mind never went there. That's solid. Lunchbox. You have money and making love.
Amy
Yeah, I got money and making love, and I need something else, and I don't have anything in my head. Gosh, what is good? Money, making love and.
Lunchbox
Five seconds.
Amy
Man. I guess I'll do it.
Lunchbox
Men.
Morgan
That's so good. Dude, that's so you, man.
Amy
I almost said that. I almost said that.
Morgan
You're gonna say men.
Bobby Bones
Masculine.
Lunchbox
Need an answer.
Amy
Go ahead, give me Mexicans.
Bobby Bones
I mean, what about like.
Lunchbox
It's the same word, though. I use in mind.
Amy
Okay, well, if you don't want me to.
Lunchbox
No, no, I'm just asking the group. I have Mexican.
Bobby Bones
I think it's Everett.
Morgan
Okay, these are Mexican food.
Lunchbox
Okay, that's weird. Okay. I was trying to save.
Amy
I'll change.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. You've already picked it. You've already picked it.
Bobby Bones
It's fine.
Lunchbox
Morgan, you're up.
Bobby Bones
When you watch movies or you listen to music, you need some food and you might grab a muffin. Wait, what?
Lunchbox
Muffins.
Morgan
Muffins.
Bobby Bones
Hey, laugh all you want, guys. I got a great team.
Amy
I thought you were going with something else there.
Bobby Bones
Me too.
Amy
I can't tell you.
Bobby Bones
I can't say it.
Amy
I can't tell you, but I just.
Lunchbox
You have Mac and cheese you came up with.
Amy
I know, I just thought of it. But look, this is what I thought you were gonna say.
Morgan
I don't know, dude.
Lunchbox
Like Mac and cheese in America.
Morgan
My number three is. It's just the only one I can think of that starts with an M. Now I'm just gonna pick it. Give me marriage.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's solid.
Morgan
It's fine.
Amy
That's good.
Lunchbox
So I'm the last one. So I get to fight through mine.
Morgan
Like that one.
Bobby Bones
No, it's good.
Lunchbox
What do I know if Scuba Steve was playing? You picked mass.
Morgan
Oh, marijuana.
Lunchbox
That's not for me. So I. I don't pick that one. So I have Mexican food and Morgan. So something else that I'm not going to do because I feel like it's similar. I mean, I don't know. I thought I'd pick a Morgan Wallen.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that would probably been the better Morgan.
Lunchbox
Maybe.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess Morgan takes all Morgan's.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point.
Bobby Bones
Are you the last one?
Amy
But it'll just Be listed as Morgan.
Lunchbox
There's also. Because Lunchbox is making love, I thought about making out, but that's kind of boring. I thought M. M's the actual letter.
Bobby Bones
M. That's what I thought Morgan was gonna go with over muffins.
Morgan
M. M's is good.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I think I like muffins more. More than Ms. Okay.
Lunchbox
I think I'm gonna go with something fun. Monkeys. Morgan and monkeys.
Bobby Bones
I mean, that's cute, because you could. It's also, like, cute monkeys, but also the band.
Morgan
Oh, hey, we're the monkeys.
Lunchbox
Here we come, walking down the street. Okay, let's see here. Ray has Mom, McDonald's and Midwest pretty good. Lunchbox has money, making love, and Mexicans.
Morgan
I mean, that third one's questionable, I.
Amy
Know, but I couldn't think.
Lunchbox
Oregon has movies, music, and muffins.
Bobby Bones
I crushed this one.
Lunchbox
Eddie has Mac and cheese. America and marriage all over the place. I have Mexican food, Morgan, and monkeys.
Amy
Yeah, Morgan, your music and movies. That's pretty good.
Lunchbox
Morgan, go vote. You can vote@bobbybones.com. that's our website. Good luck, everybody. For those that missed it, eddie only ate 20 hot dogs out of 70. Massive failure vomited on the live stream. I was watching him. He was at home walking. You could tell he was suffering and was like, I don't know. And then away it went.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Do you think it's better, though, that he threw up instead of just giving up?
Lunchbox
I feel like, a little bit throwing up is giving up. Like, you let your body. Like, you had a conversation with your body, and you're like, you know what? I give you permission to throw up.
Morgan
I had a conversation my body, and I told my body to get ready for all these hot dogs, and it wasn't ready.
Lunchbox
No. You said you ate terrible food to send it down as a message that more terrible food is coming. That may have been the worst strategy I've ever heard. We offered Eddie $800 if he could eat 70 hot dogs in 24 hours. And he ate 20. We went strong. We streamed for, like, three hours up here from. From the show after we finished. And we did all kinds of, like, cup challenges, and we had more people watching the stream. We've ever had watching the stream. So thank you to everybody. We gained, like, 2,000 followers on YouTube, so all that was great. The one thing that wasn't great was.
Morgan
Really your performance, the reason we were streaming.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your thoughts, go ahead.
Morgan
My thoughts are. I. My. My mind was ready to win this thing. Like, I Was willing. I was determined to win this thing. The problem that I ran into was that my body was not getting rid of these hot dogs. So when I got to about 15, I was like, nothing's moving in my body, so how am I going to fit more hot dogs? And I just. The clock just kept on ticking.
Lunchbox
Dude, did it move faster than you thought?
Morgan
Yes, much faster. Because I started thinking, okay, now I'm at the point where I need to hit three an hour. I couldn't even get one when I could. When I was struggling to get one down, I knew I was in trouble.
Lunchbox
I text Eddie and I said, hey, how's it going? Because we had left. We left here 12:30 or. Yeah, around then 12:30 or 1. And we were going to eat lunch. But Eddie had been eating lunch since about 9 that morning. And I text him, said, how you feeling? And he said, I have hot dogs in my throat.
Bobby Bones
That's disgusting.
Lunchbox
And not from the swallow down. I think from the build back up, coming back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then he vomited.
Morgan
That was it, man. Like, I was working on my 21st and I was close to getting my 21st and my body just said, nope, no more hot dogs.
Lunchbox
The 21st hot dog is like, your 23rd birthday means nothing.
Morgan
Correct. But no, I really was about 90, done with that hot dog. That last bite, that's when it all came out. But you know what, though?
Lunchbox
I would do like a little clap, but I don't feel like it's clap worthy. You thought you could do it. You said you could do it. You didn't do it. Saved us money. Made me money. He owes me 50 bucks. I do.
Amy
That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
If he didn't do 35, he had to pay me.
Bobby Bones
For me. Saved money has made money. So.
Lunchbox
Money has made money.
Morgan
Yeah. I feel like I let down. I'm really sorry, guys.
Amy
Did you feel bad all weekend?
Morgan
Yeah, I really didn't eat till, like Saturday late morning. I kind of had like a bowl of fruit, but that was it for the whole day. And then I had a little dinner at night. But, man, I'm still not back to where I can eat a full meal.
Lunchbox
But even now, no, I don't even.
Morgan
Want a full meal.
Lunchbox
Do you like hot dogs now? No. At all. Like, will that always be, like, tainted?
Morgan
Let me tell you, more than the room in my body, the smell of making a hot dog was making me gag on Friday. I never thought I would get to that point.
Lunchbox
Well, big, big loss, big loss, Big l. Big L. Free 50 bucks for me and we'll move on to figure out what the next challenge is. By the way, did you get new your spots restained on your hair?
Morgan
What's the.
Bobby Bones
No, they know they've grown out like you said. Remember you were like, give it a few weeks and they'll kind of find their place. So they, My hair has grown a little bit. So they're, they're, it's more blended, I.
Lunchbox
Guess on the front of Amy's hair because her hair is kind of brown. But the front, she has two blonde streaks and it looks like Tulsi Gabbard a little bit. She has that one dyed thing in.
Bobby Bones
Her head which, which to clarify it did not ask for. I didn't even know, like when was blow drying my hair. I mean, I got highlights and I was like, interesting. The front two pieces are really blonde. And then when I came to work the next day, of course y' all noticed it immediately and y' all barely noticed anything. So I was like, oh. And then Morgan informed me that there it's something that's in style right now. And they're called money pieces.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Well, they really popped this morning.
Bobby Bones
Oh, they're back.
Lunchbox
They're back big time. No, no, no, there's one. It looks like it's really been like Pepe Lew. Oh, I thought his tail gets.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were gonna say that you weren't noticing it as much.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I walked in, I was like, oh, Amy's very money today. I thought you re dyed it.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Gosh darn it. I really went the opposite of where you were going.
Lunchbox
You guys can call us. Questions? Comments? 877-Bobby-8777B O B.
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Amy
Episode of Dip of the Week is Nickelback Sound Guy. My family been standing there for 17 songs. I watched them the whole show, not causing any problems. You come up and get in my family's face, try to get my dad kicked out. And you know what? I got you kicked out. The police drug you out on top of your head, you bum. Congratulations, dude. Nickelback Sound Guy's a real winner.
Lunchbox
I love this dude. He was going after Zach Brian last week, I guess. What did he say? Dumb blank of the week, I guess. Zach Brian was last week. Nickelback Sound Guy is this week. So yeah, apparently Nickelback was playing later that night. I think they were headlining the festival and Gavin Adcock's group was in there. And there was a thing about one of them had a drink on the soundboard, but there was not no liquid in it. And he was like, you need to move. And Gavin a's watching this from the stage and then runs into the crowd. It was awesome.
Bobby Bones
H that's. I guess we have more to look forward to. If he's doing this every week, I.
Lunchbox
Want to do it every week. That's right. Will you play the start of that clip again? I need to remember what I'm calling these people because it's his turn. Go ahead.
Amy
On this week's episode of Dip of the Week.
Lunchbox
That's it. This week's episode of Dip of the Week. Love it. We're looking forward to week three. Gavin. Aliens in California. Pretty cool. I saw the video. I don't know if you guys saw the ring camera video.
Morgan
Didn't see it.
Lunchbox
It's wild. This little man walks right in front of the ring camera. It's not a kid and the body's all weirdly shaped. But Jessica Ortiz said she was stunned when a ring camera captured a strange looking creature trotting along the side of her home. Seeking clarity on what exactly the figure could be, she posted the video on social media. This is from NBC la. Here's our talking about it.
G
Paranormal questions. After a mysterious figure was spotted near a home in Compton, ring video from Jessica Ortiz's home camera caught someone or something walking by her home. She said this happened around 1am on June 5. Jessica said her two other cameras didn't catch anything and her neighbors didn't notice anything either.
Bobby Bones
I was sitting in my son's room with my son.
G
We were staring at each other like.
Bobby Bones
What are we doing? We didn't even know what to do.
Lunchbox
Like, I'm not going to call the police.
G
I'm not going to go outside.
Bobby Bones
I'm not checking.
G
Jessica said some people think it's a child, a mariachi, or even a large cockatoo.
Lunchbox
I don't think it's a child. I don't know how it could be a mariachi. What am I missing?
Morgan
I have no idea.
Lunchbox
Because this thing is bizarre looking. Do you see the video?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm looking right now.
Lunchbox
What's your explanation?
Bobby Bones
A mariachi. What do.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
I know the mariachi band.
Lunchbox
I've had mariachis at many a table and at many a Mexican restaurant.
Morgan
That's got to be a joke, right? Like, it doesn't look like a mariachi.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you did the Maraval.
Lunchbox
One of us Hispanic. We get it, buddy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it looks like someone dressed in an alien costume.
Lunchbox
It's so small though, right?
Morgan
It looks like a bunny. Like an oversized bunny.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't look like a bunny.
Lunchbox
It does.
Bobby Bones
Wait, I must be looking at.
Lunchbox
It walks right under, like the plant. I don't know. Whatever it is, it's Bizarre looking. It would be weird, though, if that thing was just chilling on sidewalk, if it was an alien. Like, it chose to walk on a sidewalk in Compton. That's where it is. It's not wearing red or blue, so it's safe.
Morgan
You know what, though? Before, when you started talking about this, I thought it'd look AI ish or, like, fake. This. I don't even know what this is.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. It's so bizarre looking. The shape is bizarre looking. What? What is it?
Bobby Bones
The crazy thing is that it kind of just appears out of nowhere. Like, it doesn't. It isn't walking up the driveway. It just pops out and then it disappears again.
Lunchbox
We'll put it up on, like, our. Our Facebook, our Twitter, all this stuff. You can look at it for yourself. But it's probably not an alien. I'll say that, but I don't know what it is. But I also thought to myself, of all things, how would that be a mariachi?
Morgan
No clue.
Lunchbox
Let's go to our other Hispanic, Mike. If he was, like, walking by with a sombrero, like, holding it over his head, that's the only way I could see that. Got it. Okay. I just thought I'd share a little alien news with you guys. We had Gavin Adcock and aliens this weekend. That's pretty much it. I do want to go talk to Lee in New York City. Who's listening right now. Lee, good morning. Welcome to the show.
G
Hey, Bobby, how are you doing?
Lunchbox
Pretty good. What can I do for you?
G
So I was calling because I was hating on Eddie a little bit for not beating the hot dog challenge. But then this weekend, I tried the nine by nine by nine, which is nine hot dogs, nine beers, and nine innings of baseball, and I failed miserably. How'd you do four beers, five hot dogs. Four beers. And then lots of times as Pepto afterwards because I was in so much pain.
Lunchbox
So you thought it'd be easier for both of those. For that and for Eddie's.
G
Yeah, because I thought, you know, Eddie. Eddie's a cool dude. Like, he can do it. He's walking, he's active. You know, he works out with you. So, yeah, Eddie's got it. I thought he would at least get 35 so he wouldn't have to pay you back. And then he didn't do it. And I was talking a lot of mess about him. And then I tried it, and it was the worst pain I've ever been in my entire life.
Lunchbox
Are you still hurting from it?
G
Yeah, a little bit this morning, and I tried it yesterday, and I ran a half marathon beforehand, thinking that that would clear up some space and make me hungry, and it didn't work.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm sure Eddie enjoys the support because we're on him pretty hard. We were gonna call Eddie our dip beep of the week. He didn't get it.
Morgan
No, Gavin already has one of those.
Lunchbox
Okay. All right, Lee, thank you for calling. I hope you feel better, and Eddie appreciates the support.
G
Eddie, you got this. We still believe in your champion.
Morgan
Thank you.
Lunchbox
Do it again this week.
Morgan
No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not talking about any kind of challenge for a while right now.
Lunchbox
What about 65 for a thousand?
Morgan
No, no, no.
Lunchbox
65 for a thousand dollars.
Morgan
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
There's no way. He couldn't even.
Lunchbox
Why would you talk him out of it? Let him. Let him know.
Morgan
She watched the live stream. She know.
Lunchbox
For 2000.
Morgan
No, dude, we're not even talking about this.
Lunchbox
No, you're telling me you for $2,000, you couldn't make 65 work?
Morgan
I'm telling you that there's no way I can make 65 work.
Bobby Bones
What about a million?
Lunchbox
Just a million, like my wife said. I said, you think Eddie can do it? She said, how bad does he need the money? Yeah.
Morgan
No, I'm telling you, if your life.
Lunchbox
Depended on it, because I think for a million dollars, I think I could do it, too. No, you can't do it. You guys cannot do it for a million dollars. Amy. I'm in. Yeah, I'm about to explode my stomach, but I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, I high, but I'm going to do it.
Lunchbox
Million dollars. Yes. Hello, Bobby Bones. I was never the cool kid, but now I've done well for myself financially, and I've become pretty popular. I don't mind treating my friends now and then, but it's starting to feel like I'm only invited because I pick up the check. I still want to be generous, but not taken for granted. How do you know if people like you for you or just the perks you bring? Signed. Finally popular at 36 years old. Emmy, you want to feel this one first?
Bobby Bones
I feel bad that he's only now being invited because he picks up the check. I mean, you kind of started it.
Lunchbox
What do you mean?
Bobby Bones
Well, I assume he started making money, and then he started picking up the check, and then they're like, oh, well, this is fun. So you should have never picked up the check.
Lunchbox
I think if you feel this way around people and you probably feel this way around some people more than others. Those are the people you probably shouldn't do that for. Also, what you should do just to test it out is not pick up a check occasionally and see if it's the expectation.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because now that you've. You've sort of done it, you need to undo it and then see what happens.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It shouldn't be expected that you pick up the check. No. Now you can if. If you're generous, but it shouldn't be the expectation that you're paying for everything. And sometimes that can be uncomfortable. Check comes. Don't grab it.
Bobby Bones
I know. That's just the worst feeling. Like we want to be wanted, you know? And now he. He's. Once you get money, you just never know.
Lunchbox
Amen, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's something you've struggled with.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That's why I have all the same friends I had before I made money. And I mean, no new friends.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. If you have new friends, they also have money. So then that's true.
Lunchbox
Yeah, true. No new friends unless they don't need my money.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Yes, that's what it is. What I would suggest, dude, is don't pick up every check as a test to see if they only want you there for that check picking up. And if they don't, cool. Pick up all the checks and it doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It's tough. Like, I never really had friends until I had success. And then it was like, look at all the friends.
Bobby Bones
You. That. You had some friends. Not really.
Lunchbox
They all beat me up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty rough. Pretty rough. Leading up to it.
Bobby Bones
I liked you before you had.
Lunchbox
And that's why everybody's still here. Yeah. I'm talking about no new friends.
Bobby Bones
And then you had all your. Your. You've said this before, but you had your Hispanic crew.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What does that have to do with anything?
Morgan
Historically, we don't pick up checks.
Lunchbox
Bobby's Mexican Mafia. We lived.
Bobby Bones
No, we're still.
Lunchbox
We're still together somewhat.
Bobby Bones
I'm not saying. Yeah, I don't think you picked up the. Even back then.
Lunchbox
I don't. When I lived in Texas, I was the one white guy. But we all paid them.
Bobby Bones
Yes, they would pay.
Morgan
We all paid.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that you were in a spot to pay for everything at that point.
Lunchbox
I don't know about that.
Morgan
Maybe not paid, but we all did the wallet thing, like.
Lunchbox
Okay, fair enough. Fair enough.
Bobby Bones
Why. Why would you even grab. I would just forget my wallet.
Lunchbox
All right, good luck, buddy. We appreciate that. Email. Bones. Lunchbox wants to get on Price is Right. So I've said if you get tickets, you can take off work and go and be in the audience, because you get on that show by being in the audience. So where are you at now in the process?
Amy
I emailed them, waiting to hear back, because it says if you see a date that works for you, you can email us and maybe get tickets also.
Lunchbox
You know we're closer.
Amy
No, I am. You want to hear my email?
Lunchbox
They didn't respond. I do want to hear it, but you're nowhere closer because they didn't respond and you don't have tickets.
Amy
You don't know if they responded to my email. You have no idea. I haven't even said that yet.
Lunchbox
You just said you emailed.
Amy
I said I emailed him. I haven't said what happens afterwards.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm ready to hear the email. Go ahead.
Amy
I said, hello, wonderful people of Price is Right. I am writing you in hopes you can make my childhood dream of seeing the Price Is Right in person come true. With tickets coming up in October, I would like to throw my name in the hat for tickets on the taping of October 13th, 15th and 16th. My energy is through the roof and my excitement level can't be matched. Let Drew know I've been a fan since the Drew Carey show and Whose Line Is It Anyway? And I can't wait wait to hear the words, Come on down. Cnla let you know. Let me know if I can get tickets solid.
Lunchbox
What did you laugh at?
Bobby Bones
What was the line like? My enthusiasm's through the roof and my energy can't be matched. I mean, that is pretty true of his energy. It's. It can get pretty up there. I just thought him describing himself that way sounded funny.
Lunchbox
Did they respond?
Amy
Nothing back.
Bobby Bones
Oh, bummer.
Lunchbox
So we did that whole game, that whole song and dance.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Nothing back. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Nothing back yet. Nothing back yet.
Amy
Yeah, yet.
Morgan
When did you send this?
Amy
Like, last week?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh.
Lunchbox
That's okay. They probably have a ton of emails to go through.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
I mean, I figured they get about a million a day.
Lunchbox
Probably not that many, but I bet they get a lot.
Amy
A lot.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Over 300 audience members are admitted during tapings. See, only nine are called up for a chance to play games and win prizes. That's a 3% chance to get picked and just come on down.
Amy
That's not good.
Lunchbox
So it's 1 in 33.3.
Amy
So I got to design a shirt. A lot of people would design Shirts, they get up there.
Lunchbox
Three things Lunchbox needs to know. Number one, on the prices. Right. It appears contestants are chosen by luck. But all audience members undergo a general prelim evaluation before selections are made.
Amy
Well, bring me that evaluation, baby.
Lunchbox
Number two, you have five seconds to catch their attention in that evaluation.
Amy
Look at me. Let's go.
Lunchbox
What is your five seconds? Go. Let's go. Come on. Now.
Amy
Then, rip off my shirt.
Morgan
That'll work.
Lunchbox
Number three, making a memorable impression during the short interviews with production is the only way you can heighten your chances before being called. Come on down.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. And they don't give you a heads up. It's all a surprise, right?
Lunchbox
Oh, I don't know. I never been, man. They probably don't, though, because they want that look on the person's face, like, oh, my God.
Amy
Because I love when the cameras are zooming around the audience trying to find them, and then, oh, they jump up. That's gonna be me.
Lunchbox
I do have the top five easiest game shows to get on.
Amy
Let me write them down.
Morgan
Yeah, write this down.
Lunchbox
Number five, Wheel of Fortune. It's competitive but accessible. If you're persistent. They do online applications and will mobile events. They say apply online and submit a strong intro video. Number four, press your luck. On ABC, it tapes episodes in blocks. Ten to 12 episodes every other weekend. Big personalities are welcome. Number three, Family Feud. Obviously, you need a family, though, and we've done that. We did Celebrity Family Feud.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Number two, the price is right. You don't need trivia or talent, just energy.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
There's never been a better descriptor.
Morgan
That's him.
Lunchbox
That's him. And then number one, let's make a deal.
Amy
Oh, let's make a deal.
Lunchbox
Tapes often. Lots of contestants per episode, up to 50 plus costumes. Help you stand out. And let's make a deal.
Amy
Yeah, so I have to bring my own costume. They don't give those people the costumes.
Lunchbox
Correct. Huh. All right.
Amy
I can pack a costume for L.
Lunchbox
A. I think if you get a ticket or two and there. There are days in between, you should try to get on the other shows in between.
Amy
That was my plan. Like, I don't know if you. Like, let's make a deal. I'd have to look that up. Like, do you just show up? Just like, prices. Right?
Lunchbox
I think if I go to the.
Amy
Internet, it tells you I'm gonna do that right now. Yeah, it'.
Lunchbox
You know what? There's this thing probably all there, that's.
Amy
Called let's make a deal.
Lunchbox
Boom. Casting we'll check back in in a couple days. Let us know if they emailed you back. Okay.
Amy
Okay, it's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Jordan and Book Allen live in Arkansas. They got a little dog named Whiskey. They let Whiskey out in the backyard and they go back out there. Whiskey's gone. There was a loose board in the fence and they live by the woods. It's like, oh my gosh. They start posting, hey, help us find Whiskey. Help us find Whiskey. A drone pilot sees the post, sends the drone up and there's Whiskey. Oh, but there's a coyote real close to Whiskey. What am I gonna do? He sends the drone down and I guess the drone has a washer on it. Some button. Start spraying the coyote. Coyote.
Morgan
Yeah, this ground's cool.
Lunchbox
Go, go get your drone. Spray.
Amy
Coyote left. Whiskey saved.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Lunchbox
Crazy that he found the dog. Then crazy he stopped a coyote attack on the dog with a magical sprayer.
Bobby Bones
A washer.
Lunchbox
This is made with AI. Like he's prompt all this. That's a good story. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell me something good bones.
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Bobby Bones
Wow. I know. My kids for sure miss more than three days of school for legit doctor's appointments. And we had a doctor's note, so, I mean, we might even be up there with the eight. So if their doctor's notes didn't count, I mean, gosh, my kids would be slapped with truancy after eight. Yeah.
Lunchbox
So after three absences, the school gets involved.
Bobby Bones
I mean, obviously, I guess certain districts, they do have more of a problem with this than others. So I see they need to do what they need to do to, like, take care of the kids and making sure that they're there. But ours have always been legit. I feel like a doctor's note is legit, and that should be excusable.
Lunchbox
Some parents are alarmed, reporting that even kids would strip flu may now face discipline.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Which is leading some parents to say they're changing their minds about the possibility of homeschooling. That's from News Channel 10.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, I mean, I don't know that that's gonna make me homeschool, but that's a whole nother a lot game.
Morgan
You can't do that because, I mean, if you're sick, you have a fever, whatever, you're gonna get the whole school sick. Like, they can't do that. The doctor's note is very important. We took advantage of that when I was a kid a lot.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I think that most kids, even if they're sick, aren't gonna be sick eight times with doctor's notes. And they do allow chronic illnesses. So if you do have a condition, that's fine. I think this fits probably with the reality of how often kids really are sick, because rarely in a semester are you gonna have to miss seven times, seven different days.
Bobby Bones
So they must have a Problem with forged doctor's notes or something, maybe?
Lunchbox
No, I think the problem is that they are just getting a doctor's note even when they're not sick. And a lot of kids are being absent, just going, oh, I'm gonna get a doctor's note real quick. Because they're so easy to get.
Bobby Bones
Oh, they are.
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, you can get them online now, too. You call your doctor. Oh, yeah, they can get you a note real quick.
Morgan
Or you have a buddy, family friend.
Lunchbox
That'S a doctor, that's a doctor.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay. We're by the book. We're legit, so I didn't know people were, like, they were that easy to get.
Lunchbox
So now, though, is it as many times you have a doctor's note, you can be absent.
Morgan
You could be absent whenever you want.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I'm saying before it started to be counted against you. Because, I mean, you can be absent from the show until it starts count against you. And, yeah, you eventually don't work here anymore.
Morgan
But at school, like, if the kids have a stomach bug or whatever, they stay home. I would say every kid of ours probably stays home about 10 days a year.
Lunchbox
I would also say that if you miss, like, three days because of an illness, that counts as one.
Morgan
Yes, yes. Because that's the same illness.
Lunchbox
Gosh.
Bobby Bones
But like, I pulled my kids out because, well, my daughter, like, I wanted her to travel with me for work, like I was going somewhere cool. And when I got the Gracie Award, I wanted her to go with me. That was a fun life experience, and I wanted her to be there. We didn't have a doctor's note, but she missed a couple days of school.
Lunchbox
And I think you're fine with that up to eight.
Bobby Bones
I know, but.
Lunchbox
So you can pick those dates. And again, most kids aren't sick that often in a semester, so I think this is actually something really good. I think it can be challenged with actual proof and data. I don't think they're gonna throw your kid out for eight if they actually have eight real illnesses. But it's gonna keep people from trying to abuse the system. I think that's all this is. And people are all butthurt over it, going, oh, my kid gets sick all the time. Maybe you need to feed them different food. Maybe that's on you too.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So I just wonder how you felt about that. Sounds like you keep your kids out a lot and they need to be investigated for truancy.
Bobby Bones
I know. I mean, I'm not. I'm always like, oh, yeah, you're now punished with homeschool.
Lunchbox
You must mom school your kids.
Morgan
Terrible.
Lunchbox
Judge has ruled they are now homeschooled. Thank you. Court dismissed. The rapper fat Joe drinks 30 to 40 diet Pepsis a day. Now, I want to know what your Diet Pepsi is, but I want to talk about this first. This is a habit he picked up during a four month jail stint in 2013 and Diet Pepsis were easily available, so he just kept drinking them.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I have thoughts on that. Keep going.
Lunchbox
What? You don't want Diet Pepsi in jail?
Bobby Bones
Well, not that it came jail, but it's just that accessible to where you can have 40 a day.
Morgan
That is kind of weird probably if.
Lunchbox
You'Re paying for them from your commissary.
Bobby Bones
Oh yeah, because he has, he has money. I thought they were just like grabbing.
Lunchbox
He made the confession on his podcast with Jadakiss during the Drinks Champs show. What is your 30 to 40 Pepsis a day? Because I think mine is just getting on Twitter and refreshing it all the time. If I have nothing going on, I get on, I swipe down, swipe down, just see what the news is. I don't go to my ads that often, but I just go down, see what the news is, see what the news is. All the time, all the time, all the time.
Morgan
That's my Diet Pepsi's Eddie probably gambling my Diet Pepsi. I mean, every chance I get I see something on tv. I'm like, oh wow, that score. The odds are good on that. Let me put a dollar.
Lunchbox
I wonder if I could bet on that. The stories from Bro Bible. Amy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I probably Instagram stories. Like I can get caught on those, but on my for you page, not necessarily all the people that I know, but I go into like the what's suggested for me and I get caught on those and I swipe and swipe and swipe and before you know it, too much time has passed and I'm annoyed with myself.
Lunchbox
Which brings up a good point. It's not so much social media anymore. It's for you media. Meaning even five years ago and way before that, social media was you followed people and then you cared what they were up to. Now you have an account and you follow people. Mostly you just look at what's on your for you page. And 90% of those people you don't follow.
Bobby Bones
I don't even know who they are or where they come from. And then I start to wonder about them.
Lunchbox
So social media is mostly just them giving you what they know you want instead of what you have selected. That you want that? You really don't care about crazy. Because we don't look at things we follow as much anymore as we used to. We just look at what's provided us on the for you page. Heck, when it gets on TikTok and it's like you want to go to the people you follow or you're for you, I go for you. I don't even want to see who I follow and what they're up to.
Morgan
How often do you follow something that.
Lunchbox
Just pops up on your for you decent amount.
Morgan
That's good.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, especially if it's like in the brand of what I like to follow, so. But yeah, it's way less social media now and more so they know what you like, so they're just going to give it to you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I like the way you put that. Would you called it for you media. I know you made it up.
Lunchbox
Don't. Don't stick me. No, don't stick me to that.
Bobby Bones
I'm not. But I just for perspective, I, like, I hadn't thought of it that way and that I've even seen a shift in how I consume my social media.
Lunchbox
I only realized it when I started to go, I don't care about watching what I follow. I only care about watching what they want me to watch. And anytime TikTok puts me on following, I get off of it. That in stem. I hate stem.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I feel like stem's right up your alley.
Lunchbox
Now. When I get on TikTok, I'm not there to learn. I'm there to watch 90s wrestling, sports highlights, stuff like that. Lunchbox. What is your diet Pepsi?
Amy
Fantasy sports. Whatever season it is. Like right now, it's fantasy baseball. I check my. I mean, the games haven't even started yet. And I check, make sure anybody's starting. Okay. Fantasy lineup hour later. Check it again, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Mine would be cheese. I eat a lot of cheese.
Lunchbox
So you just always go to cheese? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, if I'm hungry and I want a snack, I go to cheese. I add cheese to everything. If I'm out and I'm not even hungry, I'll get a cheese dip. I just love cheese.
Lunchbox
I was eating some crackers on Friday and my wife goes, freeze. I was like, what? She'll stop. Don't move. I'm like, okay.
Bobby Bones
And I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, they had cheese in them.
Lunchbox
They were farmhouse cheddar. I didn't think about it. I was just eating some soup that Kayla made and I'm just eating and I need something to go with the soup. I can't just eat soup by itself, so I need bread or I need crackers. And so I just find some crackers. I don't know how old they are, and I pour them out on a paper towel, and I'm eating them. I'd eaten, like, 12, and. And I'd probably. All right, I was probably in the bathroom for an hour and a half.
Bobby Bones
So when you looked at them, though, like, even when you think about it, you didn't think, oh, these are orange.
Lunchbox
They weren't even named Farmhouse cheddar. And I saw the name of it.
Morgan
Is the cheese in the cracker.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah.
Morgan
Okay. You probably can see it.
Bobby Bones
And the color of the cracker is the color.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, it's yellow. It's for sure yellow. No, I know it. I saw the title on the box. It was literally called farmhouse cheddar. And I was like.
Bobby Bones
But also, sometimes you might be cool with eating the cheese. You know, like, it's not real cheese, but I think that whatever you had is probably real cheddar. But I wonder if you could eat the cheese.
Morgan
Oh, like, easy cheese.
Bobby Bones
Like, farmhouse.
Lunchbox
That melted me. I mean, no pun intended. Just that little bit. It hurt me for a day, a whole day, because I've eliminated all dairy from my diet because it's killed me. Anyway, that's the old minute with Bobby and lactose. A Delta flight headed for Detroit had to land in Iowa because a passenger tried to open the emergency exit mid flight. And so that person gets beat up. Right. If your plane doesn't beat up the person that's pushing on the door, your plane is a failure. If someone runs up to the door and starts hitting that handle because they have proven you can't open it in the air, because I don't think anybody's ever opened it in the air. And I think Mythbusters did a show on you can't open that door. But if someone runs up and opens that door and your plane doesn't pound him, you don't have a couple dudes on there that pound him. Your plane sucks, and you lose. I stand by it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, you'd hope out of that many people, you'd have a couple heroes.
Morgan
But do you let the flight attendants do it first? And then if they can't?
Lunchbox
I'm gonna tell you, I've seen a bunch of flight attendants. They don't look like fighters to me.
Morgan
No, they don't.
Lunchbox
It is virtually impossible to open an emergency exit door on a commercial airliner mid flight. The Primary reason is the drastic pressure between the inside of the plane and the outside atmosphere of high altitudes on the ground. They arrested the dudes. Cedar Rapids Police Department were there. They got him with disorderly conduct, assault, first degree harassment. Passengers on the flight made it to Detroit three hours late but safely. From the Detroit Free Press. If he doesn't have a black eye, that plane sucks. What are you gonna say?
Morgan
You think these guys, like, the people that try this? They just don't know. They think they can actually open it, or do you think they're just trying it just to.
Lunchbox
I think they're probably drunk and they're probably. I'm gonna do a blanket here. They're probably drunk. They don't know exactly their surroundings. And they're like, I gotta get out of here. Like, they freak out, meaning I'm in a tube, I'm trapped. I think it's that more so than what were you thinking? Like, terrorist stuff?
Morgan
Well, I don't know. I just feel like we've heard this so many times that guys get the word out. Tell all your friends, all your relatives, your crazy friends, whatever, that cannot physically happen. So stop trying to open that door.
Lunchbox
They are not in a rational state of mind. I've never seen anyone run up to the door that was having a good day.
Morgan
Right?
Lunchbox
Like, ever. Has there ever been any person who's. Who's done anything, run into a cockpit, pushed on emergency door? It was having a great day leading up to it. Usually it's somebody who is either drunk, messed up on drugs, or they're having a mental breakdown. Yeah. And they're like, oh, my God, I gotta get out of here. And I feel bad for them, but if you push on the door, you're gonna get pounded.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
On my plane. Especially because I'm gonna yell at some guys to go do some pounding while I record it. No, no, no. I'm gonna. I'm gonna record it for Tick Tock. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Chad Volk, a mechanic and owner of LC Car Care in Lake Crystal, Minnesota, found a lost wallet while repairing a 2015 Ford Edge. The wallet had been hidden under the vehicle's airbox for over 11 years and belonged to Richard Guilford, a retired Ford assembly worker from Michigan who lost it during his night shift at the plant. So it wasn't the car owner who lost the wallet. It was the guy who was working on the car before it ever went to sale.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow.
Lunchbox
Using social media, he tracked down Richard, got his wallet Back to him. Had 15 bucks in cash and 200 in valid Cabela's gift cards.
Morgan
There it is. It's awesome.
Lunchbox
Amazingly, the vehicle traveled 150,000 miles before the wallet was found. So the real owner of the car never even knew there was a wallet there. But Richard gets to go and get him some lures we've been waiting for. Yeah, we like that with the gift cards. That's from wtsp. That's what it's all about. That was.
Amy
Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
Bones. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning his wigs. Next bit, and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is gonna. This is the Bobby bone store. Now. Time for the morning corny. The morning corny.
Bobby Bones
How do you contact the spirit of a deceased window cleaner?
Lunchbox
Oh, boy. How do you contact a spirit of a deceased window cleaner?
Bobby Bones
Using a squeegee board.
Lunchbox
That was the morning corny.
Bobby Bones
Window cleaner.
Lunchbox
Eddie doesn't know what stage fright means at a urinal. Tell Amy and see if she knows what it means.
Morgan
Okay, so I was at the urinal here at work. Somebody comes up next to me while I'm doing my business, and we're just there. And then he looks at me, goes like, I guess I got stage fright now.
Lunchbox
What do you think that means? I know what it means.
Bobby Bones
What do you think that means? Yes, I know exactly what that means. It means that because of someone else is present, suddenly they can't perform.
Morgan
What's the performance? I don't understand.
Lunchbox
Peeing. He can't pee because you're right next to him. Oh, how did you not know that? You're an adult man.
Morgan
Never heard that before in my life. And it was weird because, like, I really don't know this guy. And, like, the fact that he was talking to me at the urinal and then tells me, like, yeah, stage fright. Very strange.
Lunchbox
If you don't know him, it's weird to talk there. If you do know them, it's weird not to talk there.
Morgan
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
If you're peeing at the urinal and I walk up and I say nothing to you.
Morgan
Yeah, we. We know each other well, though.
Lunchbox
Like, that's my point. If you don't know somebody and you walk up to a urinal, you don't talk.
Amy
Talk.
Lunchbox
But if you know somebody and you walk up to the urinal, you have to talk, because if you don't talk, then it's weird.
Morgan
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Lunchbox
And that guy said he couldn't pee because he thought you were, like, looking at the wiener.
Morgan
Which I wasn't. Wasn't looking anywhere. This is weird. It caught me off guard.
Lunchbox
I think it's weird he didn't know what that meant. And you did. Do women get stage fright?
Bobby Bones
Well, we don't pee like y'.
Lunchbox
All. But you go to the bathroom together.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think we have this issue. But now that I'm thinking about is really weird that y' all have to, like, stand there and just. Just pee next to each other. I'm talking no separation.
Lunchbox
10 inches from shoulder to shoulder, and.
Bobby Bones
You just have to unzip and.
Morgan
Yeah, with the. With the option to look if you want to. Right.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. Like, if I just had to, like, sit down next to another girl, I mean, I guess I'd be used to. If I've been doing it my entire life like y' all have, but it would feel weird to just, like, drop. Drop it all and be like, hey, what's going on? We're sitting here peeing.
Lunchbox
Unless you don't know them, then you don't at all get it. But that's stage fright. You. Amy knew it.
Morgan
Okay, Stage fright.
Lunchbox
Morgan, did you know what that meant? Yeah, I did. How did you not know that?
Morgan
I never heard that. No one's ever told me that.
Bobby Bones
But even if you've never heard it, do you think you could just figure it out?
Morgan
I thought maybe, like, starstruck. I'm like, oh, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
In a very famous Key Tool Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.
Amy
This story comes to us from every Washington fire department. Got a call out to apartment complex about 2am Someone needed some attention. So they parked the fire truck. They go into the apartment. Some guy's walking through. It's like, man, that fire truck's on. Let me get in that sucker. And he drove. Crashed into 11 different cars as he sped around the city.
Morgan
Wow.
Lunchbox
Two fire trucks in two days here on the Bonehead.
Morgan
Yeah, a little pattern.
Lunchbox
Are you kids really into fire trucks right now? No, no.
Amy
The fire trucks are in the news. And, I mean, I get it. If you see a fire truck truck running at 2am that's kind of a tempting thing.
Morgan
No, it's not.
Lunchbox
No, it's not. Not at all.
Bobby Bones
I'm not tempted.
Lunchbox
All right, There you go.
Amy
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
Bones, Amy's niece, who was here with us in studio for a while, like, Interning, kinda. She went viral on Tik Tok.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. In a matter of, like, two days or something. It was crazy. She posted a video. She was a bridesmaid in her friend's wedding. And after the wedding, she ended up in the honeymoon suite as well. I guess technically she was maid of honor. And she's, like, laying on the bed with, like, the heart that's made with roses. And the bride and the groom are also in the room. They're like, what are you doing in here? And she's like, guess I shouldn't be here right now. It's a really quick, short video. And she just threw it up on TikTok. She's like, I'll give y' all space. I'll bring you Starbucks in the morning. And it has 5.8 million views on TikTok.
Lunchbox
Wow. Yeah. So she wrote maid of honor too hard and found my way to the bride and groom suite the night of. Is she drunk?
Bobby Bones
She's a little tipsy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I can tell.
Bobby Bones
But, like, cute. Tipsy, not. She's not like a mess. She looks cute.
Lunchbox
Yeah. She looks put together. But she's laying on their bed with the heart on it. And Amy's question was, do you think Lunchbox would be jealous that she went viral and he's tried so hard. Go ahead.
Amy
It annoys me just hearing it. I don't even understand what's that funny about it?
Bobby Bones
Well, you have to watch it. It's cute.
Amy
Like, it's just like, okay. She went with the bride and groom in their hotel room for one minute. Like. Like, how is that viral? Why is that viral? That's what I'm saying. Like, what's viral about.
Lunchbox
People were entertained by it.
Amy
I understand why.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that she intended for it to be that. And the bride and grooms are. The bride and groom are. The one that filmed it. It's not like they thought, oh, let's make this for TikTok. It just happened organically. And they're like, adeline, what are you doing on our bed? And she's like, oh, shoot, I shouldn't be here. I better go. And then she. She just had a little. She. She. What'd she put? She went maid of honor too hard.
Lunchbox
Maid of honor too hard. That's funny. Yeah. As of right now. Yeah. It's got 6 million views.
Bobby Bones
It's already gone up.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy
It's killing it.
Lunchbox
It's got over 1200 comments.
Amy
Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe. I just. People find different things funny. This is not funny. It's stupid. Sounds set up. Sounds like. I mean, she would have to get a key from them to get into their hotel suite.
Bobby Bones
She was part of making sure that room was decorated because she's the maid of honor. So she set it up for them.
Lunchbox
Got a million likes.
Morgan
Yeah, that is crazy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Congratulations to her. Yeah, she made a little money with that one too. If she posted it, if she's on the creator fund, hopefully.
Morgan
Oh, she should.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, let's hope so, man. That would be. Well, shoot. I heard on TikTok you have your videos have to be a certain length to make money.
Lunchbox
Listeners were hitting me up too, because when I gave Ray his birthday present of those glasses, immediately when I said I got Ray the glasses, your lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Go.
Lunchbox
What? That's stupid. Like he's getting angry. Right. When I said it, that Ray was getting a birthday gift, I didn't. That happens. We do stuff all the time up here. I didn't think much of it, but I went back and looked at the video. It's exactly what he's like, what? But it didn't involve you at all.
Amy
Yeah, but I mean, you know, just my birthday. His birthday is a month away. I mean, it's just weird. Like he got $600 sunglasses. I mean, I was just weird. I don't know, I just a little annoyed. But that's okay. I mean, hey, but it had nothing.
Lunchbox
To do with you. It literally had nothing to do.
Bobby Bones
I think he's saying it has to do with him because it's also his birthday.
Morgan
Yes.
Lunchbox
First of all, he didn't come up with a list. Second of all, he has a whole different. He's in a whole different category.
Morgan
But everything has to do with him because he feels like if something good happens to somebody, it should happen to him.
Bobby Bones
Yes, yes, yes. That's.
Lunchbox
Let me, let me play this.
Amy
I mean, I just.
Lunchbox
Here, by the way, big, big birthday coming up for everybody. And like most nine year olds, he made a birthday list. And I still haven't sent you that plant. However, I did get you the glasses. Ray. Here you go. Are you serious?
Morgan
There it is.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I actually, I was at West Elm yesterday and I saw the plant. It's an infamous plant. It's huge.
Morgan
Is it cool looking though?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but lunchbox. Are you serious? Immediately. Yeah, not. Oh, that's cool. And Ray also did a bit and brought the vids. Like, here's my birthday list. Thought it was funny. So we just followed up on the list.
Amy
Yeah, okay. I've got my Christmas list, but now.
Lunchbox
You'Re derivative of his list.
Amy
Okay, I don't care if I'm a derivative. What list? I mean, if I got a list, you gotta get something on it.
Lunchbox
I don't have. But I don't have to do anything.
Amy
But if I bring it as a bit, you gotta get it. Gotta fill out the list.
Bobby Bones
You have its attitude, though, and your attitude different. That's true than Ray's.
Lunchbox
All right, we're done. Thank you guys for being here. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show Episode: MON PT 1: Did Eddie Eat 70 Hot Dogs In 24 Hours? + Awesome Things That Start With 'M' Draft + Is Lunchbox Going To Be On The Price Is Right?! Release Date: July 28, 2025
In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones and his co-hosts dive into several entertaining segments, blending humorous anecdotes, interactive games, and lively discussions. The primary focus revolves around Eddie's ambitious hot dog challenge, a playful "Awesome Things That Start With 'M'" draft game, and a conversation about Lunchbox's potential appearance on The Price Is Right. Throughout the show, notable interactions and candid moments keep listeners thoroughly entertained.
The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about Eddie's attempt to consume 70 hot dogs within a 24-hour timeframe. Unfortunately, Eddie was unable to meet the goal, managing only 20 hot dogs before the challenge ended in discomfort and a public bout of vomiting.
Key Points:
Notable Quotes:
Insights & Reactions: The co-hosts reflect on the nature of perseverance versus giving up, debating whether vomiting signifies giving up or a necessary body response to overindulgence. Bobby emphasizes the importance of resilience, while Lunchbox humorously critiques Eddie's strategy.
Audience Interaction: Listeners are encouraged to vote on Eddie's performance via the show's website, fostering a sense of community involvement and anticipation for potential future challenges.
Transitioning into a lighter segment, the hosts engage in a fun draft game where they list "Awesome Things" that begin with the letter 'M'. This interactive game highlights the personalities of each host and sparks lively debates over the best 'M' items.
Game Mechanics:
Participants & Selections:
Notable Quotes:
Game Highlights:
Conclusion of the Game: Ray emerges as a strong contender with consistent and relatable picks, while Lunchbox's diverse selections showcase his broad interests. The segment wraps up with applause for the entertaining and spirited participation of all hosts.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the possibility of co-host Lunchbox appearing on the iconic game show The Price Is Right. This segment blends aspiration with strategy, as Lunchbox shares his journey and tips for securing a spot on the show.
Discussion Points:
Notable Quotes:
Insights: The conversation sheds light on the competitive nature of game show casting, emphasizing persistence and creativity. The hosts encourage listeners to pursue their dreams while acknowledging the slim chances of selection.
Upcoming Opportunities: Bobby Bones promotes the Top Shelf Country Cruise scheduled for February 2026, where he and his team will perform live, further engaging fans with exclusive events and behind-the-scenes access.
Beyond the main topics, the episode features various lighter segments and news highlights that add depth and variety to the show.
"Tell Me Something Good": A heartwarming story about Chad Volk, a mechanic who found a lost wallet hidden beneath a vehicle's airbox for over 11 years. Using social media, Chad successfully returned the wallet to its rightful owner, Richard Guilford, who had lost it during a night shift at his workplace.
Notable Quote:
Morning Corny: A humorous segment where Bobby Bones and the hosts share a playful joke about stage fright experienced in unexpected places, leading to relatable and laugh-out-loud moments.
Notable Joke:
Listener Stories: The hosts entertain listener-submitted stories, including Gavin Adcock's failed attempt at a different hot dog challenge and humorous anecdotes about everyday mishaps and viral moments on social media.
As the episode concludes, Bobby Bones reiterates excitement for the upcoming Top Shelf Country Cruise and thanks listeners for their active participation and support. The show ends on a high note with upbeat music, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating future episodes.
Final Notable Quote:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully balances humor, competition, and heartfelt moments. From Eddie's challenging hot dog attempt to the engaging "Awesome Things That Start With 'M'" game, and the aspirational discussion about The Price Is Right, the hosts deliver a rich and entertaining experience. Notable quotes and lively interactions ensure that both regular listeners and newcomers find the content relatable and enjoyable.
Listener Engagement: Listeners are encouraged to participate by voting on challenges, submitting their own "Awesome 'M'" items, and sharing their experiences for future segments. Follow The Bobby Bones Show on social media or visit bobbybones.com for more updates and interactive content.