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Bobby Bones
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Eddie
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Lunchbox
Here we go. Come on, Bobby.
Eddie
Transmitting across America.
Lunchbox
Hey, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show Morning studio. Morning Bones. In a poll of preferred height, 2% of women want a partner who's shorter than them. Again, that's very. It's 2 out of 100 women want a partner shorter. Why do you think women at all would want a partner shorter?
Bobby Bones
I'm not sure. Maybe they like the power of being taller. It's like something they're into.
Lunchbox
Has to be a power thing, right? Like if you want a shorter partner. But I would say for either side, if you demand to have a shorter partner, that is a superiority thing.
Raymundo
Maybe this. It's a really tall woman, you know, like, who just doesn't want a taller, taller man.
Lunchbox
I've known them and they usually want taller men. 5% of men want a partner who's taller than them. Now that's a fetish.
Raymundo
Tall women.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Lunchbox
Raymundo, is your wife taller than you? No, she's definitely shorter. A couple inches at 5, 6. Did you feel like that limited your dating pool? No. Did you ever date girls taller than you? Yeah, girls. That's the funny thing. The girls in the volleyball team always wanted me, and they were like 4 or 5 inches taller than me. They Always wanted you. Yeah, there was a couple of them just. I couldn't. I would go on dates with them. I just couldn't shake them. They put you up there, they're other stuffed animals or what? No, it was just awkward at times.
Morgan
What do you mean you couldn't shake them?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like he said no because they were taller than me. But then I had to go back to the arena and announce and still work with them, but it was just an awkward date because they were significantly taller than me. Teddy Ruxpin, Ray.
Morgan
I mean that would be hard if they're five inches taller than you. Like.
Lunchbox
And you wouldn't like that. No, it just didn't work out. We just kind of looked awkward together. Honestly. We were both attractive, but it just. We didn't fit.
Raymundo
Of course, they were both.
Lunchbox
We were both attractors.
Bobby Bones
They matched.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Looks wise.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Morgan, would you date a guy shorter than you because you are.
Bobby Bones
I'm five foot and three fourths of one inch.
Lunchbox
What if you met a guy who was 410 but man, he was good looking?
Bobby Bones
I. I couldn't do it. I, like, honestly I couldn't. I. I have never really focused on height because I'm so short, but I don't think I could go shorter.
Lunchbox
Have you ever had a guy present themselves to you that wanted to go out with you that was shorter than you?
Bobby Bones
No, but I have had some that were awfully close. Like five, three.
Lunchbox
Was he like seven years old?
Bobby Bones
And I couldn't do that.
Lunchbox
You couldn't do five, three?
Bobby Bones
No, I could do like five, six and higher. Like Grace, height's fine, but I couldn't do a little bit lower than that.
Lunchbox
For these women who want a guy that's shorter than them, that's got to be some sort of power thing, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So for women it's power and for men it's fetish.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And Ray, you didn't have that fetish? No, I was fine. It was all about love. I didn't really ever look at height. I think in high school actually she played on the basketball team. She was three inches taller than me. I've always been the shortest.
Bobby Bones
There just wasn't a connection.
Lunchbox
And you're both probably good looking. Yeah. Yeah.
Raymundo
Of course.
Lunchbox
For a romantic partner, usually prefers someone who is blank. Taller than me. 32% of people said that they preferred someone taller than them. Shorter than me. 18. That's got to be a female male thing. I think most guys want a woman shorter than them. Most women want A guy taller than them. And that's probably going back to caveman days where since the men were generally bigger physically bigger, they were the protectors. They're the ones that would go out and hunt. Am I saying anything out of line here?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I wasn't there then, but I think you're right.
Morgan
No way.
Bobby Bones
I think that I don't know what it is because it's. It's a bummer for guy like a. Guys can't help how tall they are. But it's true. Like we want someone talk. There's like a funny comedian like thing. I don't know. I saw it online. What do you call it? Like a video or a meme or something about how.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Clip.
Bobby Bones
If he's. But it. Can memes be clips?
Lunchbox
Yeah, if it's a video.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So he's like, you know, a guy is 6:3 or 6:2 and you're like, okay, fine, I guess we can go out. That would be awesome. But anything above 6:2, it was like you. You could have gotten of jail. You don't even speak the same language. Like it doesn't matter. Like women are going to be attracted to you.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's. Am I attracted to you or do I just want your height? Okay, Ray, sorry to bring that up, buddy. It really doesn't bother me, honestly. Okay, well, I'm sorry anyway, I shouldn't have made the stuffed animal joke. And they like to get the reaction as I did. I mean, they got a big laugh. I know. Got a way big laugh. And that's when I realized I might have gone a little too far with that joke.
Raymundo
Yeah, it's a great visual of just.
Lunchbox
Seeing Ray, but I want to show with the rest of the animals. Hilarious.
Morgan
It's the anonymous.
Lunchbox
Hello, Bobby Bones. I had an odd experience over the weekend that's kind of sticking with me. You hear about women admiring the clothes of other women and sometimes borrowing them. They have even been known to fight over getting them back. On Saturday, one of my friends was admiring a nice button up shirt I was wearing while we were out and he asked if he could borrow it sometime. This actually gave me a moment of pause. I'm not sure. Why do guys ever lend their clothes out to other guys? I've never ever heard. Never heard of this. What's up?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. I keep going. I just.
Lunchbox
Why does it seem so weird? What would you do? Signed sleeves of doubt. No, guys don't really know. We don't do this that often.
Bobby Bones
Y' all don't borrow you more just Give. Like when you're done with something, you might give it to somebody. But I don't know of y' all to ever borrow.
Lunchbox
I think the real reason we don't borrow is cuz we're gross. Like we have sweaty armpits. I don't want to wear a sweaty armpit shirt that Eddie's been wearing.
Bobby Bones
It's really unfair though that y' all don't get to borrow cuz.
Lunchbox
But we're easier. Like we. Our clothes are more standard and generic generally.
Bobby Bones
I know, but for girls it just is really helpful sometimes. So, I mean, y' all should be able to be a part of that.
Lunchbox
You're held to a higher standard though, unfairly, to look a certain way. So you guys borrow clothes to meet that standard where we're just like hoodie and jeans and T shirts.
Bobby Bones
I'm just picturing you being out one night and one of your friends being like, can I borrow that one day?
Lunchbox
That's never happened to me.
Bobby Bones
What would you say? I know, but like, what would your response be?
Lunchbox
You can have it. Like if you want it that bad.
Bobby Bones
You can have it.
Lunchbox
You can have it. Yeah. I will give a bunch of clothes away, but I never want them back. Especially anything below the waist.
Bobby Bones
Oh yeah. I could see maybe like a sports coat or suit. Like because in an emergency situation.
Lunchbox
Emergency situation. Like I don't have a jacket. Can I borrow a sports suit? A jacket? Yes, sure.
Bobby Bones
Or there's some like, weird dress code for a party. Like I need a red blazer. And Bobby's like, I have a red blazer.
Lunchbox
I have nine of them actually. But yes, fair, but no. Guys don't really do this. Yeah, that's. That, that's weird. I don't know what to say. Except the answer is no, we really don't. I'm not saying you shouldn't. But I'm not. I'm not. I'm just gonna give it away.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, just see how. I mean, see how it goes. Be the first. Try it out. Start a trend.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna pass on to that. Okay. The answer is no. Guys don't. But we should. How about that? There you go. Close it up. It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me.
Morgan
Let's head up to Sea Isle City, New Jersey. Out on the water, husband, wife, two dogs in a kayak enjoying a beautiful day. All of a sudden, a storm comes blowing in. 40 mile an hour winds tips the kayak, they go flying. The husband's able to swim to the dock. The two Dogs and the woman in the water. Luckily, a guy owns a parasailing company jumps in his boat, Zoom zooms over, grabs the two dogs, grabs the woman and brings them back to shore.
Lunchbox
Were there two dogs at the beginning of the story?
Morgan
Yeah, they were in the kayak.
Lunchbox
Both dogs Were both dogs. And the weather just snuck up on.
Morgan
Yeah. Storm blew in. Everybody's out on the water. Tip the kayak.
Lunchbox
It's crazy how fast the storm blows in, Especially now. Like, all of a sudden, I'll be out playing pickleball. Next thing I know, I'm right in the middle of a storm.
Morgan
Yeah.
Raymundo
It's like the movies. You hear the thunder, and then it's here.
Lunchbox
Mostly I'd have been like, guys, you see the clouds get out of the water, but, like, storm's been rolling in. Yeah. Pretty quickly this year especially.
Raymundo
I wonder what that is.
Lunchbox
It's the year of storms rolling in. Yeah. Thankfully, that guy noticed him. It is choppy. I'm looking at the water here. It is choppy.
Morgan
Yeah. I mean, and here's the cool part, is, do you think Brennan gives him a ride on his parasail like he says? All right, now that I saved you guys, you want to go up?
Lunchbox
I don't think so. I think they're probably good for the water for a bit.
Raymundo
Yeah. And then maybe go back to the hotel.
Lunchbox
I think they're just not just in general. I think they're like, yeah, we're good. We made a mistake. We're gonna stay out of the water for a bit.
Morgan
And it's lucky that he didn't have anybody up on the parasol because him going to get them with flying, fleeing the people in the parasol around.
Lunchbox
Well, I think they probably looked at the wind, and to do that, you got to be a little more aware of weather. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to him, though. Shout out to everybody for living.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And me for getting off the court when I play pickleball.
Raymundo
You, too, man.
Lunchbox
Yes. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. It's now time for Eddie's punishment. He's got a blindfold on. He's sitting in the big white chair next to a big tub of water and a big tub of milk. And so his punishment will be the hot chip challenge. He doesn't have to eat the chip. It's if he picks the wrong number. So we have three numbers on the table. 1, 2, and 3. I've not picked the number yet. The hot chip's gonna be under Amy. So I'm gonna let you and I decide which number.
Bobby Bones
Okay?
Morgan
You can't say it.
Lunchbox
Amy.
Raymundo
You gotta tell them. Amy.
Lunchbox
I was like, amy, on the count of three, hold up the number that you hope it is. Okay? One, two, three, go. Okay, so we're down to that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so should we just pick the one we didn't?
Raymundo
Yeah. Is that the one the chip's gonna be? The.
Lunchbox
You wanna do the one we didn't do?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay, Lunchbox, I need you to go up to Eddie and just, like, cover his ears because I'm gonna tell the audience what number the chip is gonna be under.
Bobby Bones
And right now, Bobby has a plastic glove on his hand.
Lunchbox
The number is gonna be three.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Number three. Three. Three. One, two, three. Uno, dos, tres. Okay, good. Thank you.
Raymundo
And there was no chance of me hearing anything. Hey, look, I'm sitting here blindfold, so I don't know what's going on. But seriously, if there are any shenanigans where you. I promise you, three hot chips in there.
Lunchbox
We would never do that because it would jeopardize the integrity of every game moving forward. It wouldn't be worth it to mess you. Mess with you on one game. To jeopardize every game forever.
Raymundo
Yes, it would be. That's what you are.
Lunchbox
I have the glove on like Amy said. Now, Eddie, there are three pieces of paper. On these three pieces of paper, there's a number, and on the number there's a chip. You got 1, 2, or 3. Which one do you not want?
Raymundo
Man, I had a number picked out and then you guys started talking. Do we do the one we didn't say? So now I'm all thrown off.
Lunchbox
What number? Okay, what number were you going to pick before you even sat down as your chip?
Raymundo
One. Okay, don't move the numbers.
Lunchbox
I promise you I'm not. We would not move anything because then every game would be in question forever. We would not cheat a game.
Morgan
This is like the squid game. The integrity of the game.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Raymundo
Okay. Yeah. They are fair in squid game.
Lunchbox
So you thought one would be the number the chip was on?
Raymundo
That's the one I wanted. I didn't think you would put a hot chip in number one.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Raymundo
What? See? Why are you laughing?
Lunchbox
So which number?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
And we're gonna put the chip in your mouth anyway. And you're gonna have to eat whatever chip you get.
Raymundo
You're gonna put the chip in my mouth?
Lunchbox
I'm gonna walk. I have a glove on my hand. I'm going to pick up the chip.
Raymundo
Why do you need a glove? It's that.
Lunchbox
It's that hot?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it. The. The. It comes with a glove.
Raymundo
What?
Lunchbox
Oh, it did? I thought we just had one around. No, no, no. That was in the box.
Raymundo
What kind of glove is it? Is it like a rubber glove or.
Bobby Bones
Like a sandwich glove?
Lunchbox
Plastic cafeteria worker glove. Got it. And then on the chip, it's the red hot reaper. And it says, no id, no sale. And there's a skull blowing out fire, and it says, if you dare, that's.
Raymundo
Going to be me.
Lunchbox
So what chip do you want to eat? Eddie, let's do what chip do you not want to eat? Pick one to take off the running.
Raymundo
I feel like, you know, I like to always pick three, so get three out of there.
Lunchbox
So. Because you like to pick three, but I know that. Would I not reverse engineer that?
Raymundo
No, you would be like Eddie Legs 3. So he's.
Lunchbox
I'm going to tell you, reconsider. That's all I'm going to say. But you don't have to reconsider.
Raymundo
I will not reconsider. Get three off the board.
Lunchbox
Okay, three is off the board.
Raymundo
That was the hot chip. I know it. I know it.
Lunchbox
Pick which number you want to eat. Gosh. What?
Raymundo
I'm telling you, when I started the day, I'm like, just go number one. Just go number one. They'll never put the hot chip on number one. I'm going to go with number one. Give me number one.
Lunchbox
I have the chip in my hand.
Raymundo
This is terrible. You don't understand. I'm blindfolded. I don't know what's going on. Now I'm going to have a chip in my mouth, and it could burn my mouth.
Lunchbox
Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Here we go.
Mark Cuban
3, 2, 1.
Lunchbox
Eat it.
Raymundo
This is stale. But you know what? It's not hot. It's not hot.
Lunchbox
Yes. This is a normal chip.
Raymundo
Thank you, Lord.
Bobby Bones
So all of that.
Lunchbox
I picked number one. I put chip on number one.
Raymundo
What?
Lunchbox
Amy picked number two, so we put on number three.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he picked one. I picked two, so. Wow. Well, I had no idea you all picked three, but Eddie said, I always pick three.
Raymundo
I know. That's why I was like, oh, he always picks three. So they're gonna be like, I knew.
Lunchbox
You pick one, so.
Raymundo
So you knew it the whole time. And then Amy saved me. Yeah. This is awesome, Amy. Thank you so much. The process of me putting that chip in my mouth was like, oh, it's gonna start. It's gonna get hot.
Bobby Bones
Bobby picked one. We should have done what you picked.
Lunchbox
It's okay.
Raymundo
So did you have the chip already in one?
Lunchbox
We had to put them on anything. I mean, I just held up a number and I picked one. I felt like you'd go one because you know I wouldn't pick one.
Raymundo
Dude. I don't know. I just woke up this morning. I think a message from above told me pick one.
Lunchbox
Message above told me, told me to pick one.
Raymundo
The same message.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
What a. What a struggle.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, your punishment is now what?
Bobby Bones
Now we have that hot chip.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
You want to use it?
Lunchbox
You want to eat it?
Bobby Bones
No, but I just feel like, oh my gosh.
Lunchbox
When you can't. You got two free spaces. Yeah. You got two free spaces for the luckiest.
Morgan
I mean, it's unbelievable. I know whenever it's a punish for me, there's never. I never get lucky, you guys. No punishments. It's like, it's amazing.
Raymundo
Message from above.
Morgan
Exactly.
Raymundo
Go your way.
Morgan
Punishment gods do not like me.
Lunchbox
Eddie, congratulations. The milk is not used. The water's not used. The chip is not eaten.
Bobby Bones
Put the chip back in the little delicate bag it came in and we'll store that because those are expensive.
Lunchbox
I paid you, didn't I?
Bobby Bones
No, but that's okay. Eddie should have to pay me.
Lunchbox
No, I'll pay you.
Bobby Bones
You don't have to pay me.
Raymundo
Do you have any more of those regular chips?
Lunchbox
That was good.
Bobby Bones
You said it was stale.
Lunchbox
Okay. Okay.
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There's always a trade in.
Lunchbox
Not right now. @ T Mobile.
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Lunchbox
That's okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't really have much in my purse. Oh, let's see. Hand sanitizer. It's lavender.
Lunchbox
I'm good. Seriously.
Bobby Bones
Let me check this pocket.
Lunchbox
Oh, mints. Really, I'm fine.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I have raisins. I'm a mom. Wait, wait one sec.
Lunchbox
I've got cupcakes in the car.
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Lunchbox
Here we go on the Bobby Bones show now, Mark Cuban. Hey Mark, thanks for your time, man. Hope you're having a good day. How's it going?
Mark Cuban
Another day in paradise, my guy. I'm just getting up and rolling.
Lunchbox
I was talking to one of my guys here in the studio and I was like, I could probably do two hours with Mark Cuban. Mostly because I'm very interested in different parts of your life. Massive sports fan. I think what you're doing with prescription medicine and so there are all these areas. Shark tank. But if someone were just to come up to you today and be like, hey man, what do you want to talk about? Like, what even do you want to talk about as a person? What's your favorite thing to Talk about.
Mark Cuban
Right now, considering how we got connected on this, probably by guy Kevin Mack in the song we wrote together, which is what people have no clue about. And it came about via Shark Tank, which is the craziest part.
Lunchbox
So when you write this song, do you guys sit in a room and kind of hash it out? How'd the songwriting come together?
Mark Cuban
Came on Shark Tank with a company called Tick Pick. We did a deal and I was in Nashville and he. We were just, you know, just talking and talking and talking about random stuff. And I'm like, okay, you're gonna laugh at this, but I got this idea for a country song that me and my friends have always talked about. And so me and my. My buddy, we'd go out to bars and when, you know, when we were in our 20s and in early 30s, and it would be like, someone would come up to us and it'd be like, aren't you that one girl from that one night, from that one bar? You know, just. Are all guys have these stupid things that they say? And he was like, that's a cool idea for the start around a song. And so we just started working from there and talking. And then we finished it up going back and forth via email, believe it or not. And then we get on the phone and then we got together again for start tech and finished it up.
Lunchbox
Let's talk about the guitar pick for a second, because it's a pretty brilliant idea. I play a little bit, as in I do like comedy music, but yeah, I lose picks. Everybody loses picks all the time. Yeah, it's. It's. If you play guitar, it's like you need it. It's almost like a major league baseball team. You need to have a ton of baseballs to have a game. You need a ton of picks to have a show. So the idea. He comes in, just kind of give me the idea from the start.
Mark Cuban
It's a thing called Tick Pick T I K P I K. And it allows you to take your pick and just put it to the base of the guitar, right? So you're playing, you're doing whatever, and you don't need to pick. And you just pop it on the. The base of the guitar and it sticks. And then when you have a great product and you pull those pieces together, it was really easy to do. They're in guitar centers. We're doing deals with all these brands. Fun meets business. And that's when the magic happens.
Lunchbox
I very much associate you and Shark Tank. To me, I feel like you're what brought Me to Shark Tank to watch all of the, you know, when they show the 10 episodes in a row, like I'm in for like four of them over on like random CNBC or where they're like, it's one of the only binge worthy shows that I'll just sit and watch. When they approached you with the idea, what was the approach? How did that conversation start?
Mark Cuban
They called me up like last minute, like, when are you going to be in la? I'm like, I'm in LA now, can you come in tomorrow morning? As it turned out, I had gone out night before with my buddies and I was just so hungover but I had to audition and they were just pepper me with questions and scenarios and, and I just cranked right through it and the next thing you know, I was a guest shark. So this is the second season of Shark Tank. Jeff Foxworthy was on for three episodes as a guest and then I was on for three episodes as a guest. And the show on ABC was like one time it would be on a Tuesday night, the next time it'd be on a Sunday night replacing Desperate Housewives when they had a night off. And I'm like, this show is not going to last. So just go on there. It's a network show, there's going to be a lot of people watching. Should just have. And so I just went for it and just decided I was going to be aggressive and have fun and boom, it just started taking off and they invited me back for season three to be a full time shark.
Lunchbox
My final question is with the song which we played a little bit of before you came on. You know, a lot of guys will transition into country music. Is this what we have here, new career? Mark Cuban, songwriter. You know what?
Mark Cuban
Yeah, I wasn't going to sing. I was just going to sit there and bob my head. But I kept on playing the song to see if I could get in tune. So I actually sang on it as well. So, you know, if Kevin and I can get this one to work, one girl, one night, one bar, you know, whatever, I'm ready for number two because it was fun. It was, it was something completely different than anything I've ever done. You know, I'm so used to the right brain. Business, business, business, business, that this was just completely different. And so you. I'm game. If Kevin don't have me and wants to do more, I'm down for sure.
Lunchbox
Mark, thank you for your time and we really appreciate it.
Mark Cuban
Thanks for the interview. This is fun, Bobby. I really appreciate it. Thanks for having me back on again.
Lunchbox
All right, Mark, Good to see you, buddy.
Mark Cuban
You too, buddy. Take care.
Lunchbox
We were talking about the hot dog eating competition, and Joey Chestnut is back. He's the greatest. You can even picture him right in your head.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, he's a real life pop culture person, if Amy can picture him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So I met him and talked with him, and so I pulled a couple clips, and so I asked him what it was like to prepare for these food eating competitions.
Raymundo
It's full on, just simulated contests.
Lunchbox
Wow. Wow.
Raymundo
Before every practice, there's a cleanse. After every practice, there's recovery period. And then during the recovery period, I'm making sure my jaws and throat and there's exercises for all that. All that stuff. And yeah, I put it in. Put in some serious work.
Lunchbox
So he does full simulated contests. So, Lunchbox, you know how long the hot dog eating competition is? Like 10 minutes or something?
Morgan
Yeah, something like that.
Lunchbox
Whatever it is, he does that and just, like, measures it at himself and has all these exercises. And then I'm like, well, how long does it take for you to get back to normal and back to feeling normal after you eat all this food?
Raymundo
Takes about three days to get close to my normal weight, and that's if I'm eating super clean. I have to be on, like, no starches and no sugar, otherwise the weight will stay on me.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Lunchbox
And I wasn't sure if he was just, like, a competitive guy who was good at eating food or if he just loves food, because I think there's a difference. And so we talked about that.
Raymundo
My fiance, she sees me look at my phone. I'm not looking at girls. I'm looking at food. Like, it's like food porn is like. It's real. I. I love food pretty much more than anything. And I. I love competition.
Lunchbox
So I got super lucky Jo Chest Night. That's from our Lots to say podcast. We met him at the super bowl, and I kind of freaked out. I was like, wow, that's Joey Chestnut. Like, there are super famous people walking by. I was like, yeah, whatever. But Joey Chestnuts, like, we gotta talk to Joey Chestnut. What are you looking at?
Bobby Bones
His girlfriend. I wanted to see.
Lunchbox
That's what you thought? Like, what does she look like?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I want to see them as a couple.
Morgan
What does she look like?
Bobby Bones
Oh, they're cute.
Lunchbox
She's hot.
Morgan
Or not.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she's cute.
Morgan
That's not hot.
Bobby Bones
Wait, does she professionally eat too?
Raymundo
Oh, really?
Lunchbox
Say that Joey Chestnut got engaged. She is a professional leader. I Do believe.
Raymundo
Yeah, that's cool.
Lunchbox
Another competitive eater. They got engaged before the 2014 Nathan's Famous 4th of July Hot dog eating contest. They later separated and Ricotta no longer refers to herself as Joey's fiance, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Well, sorry, they. In the clip he said, my girlfriend or fiance.
Lunchbox
It probably could be somebody different, though.
Raymundo
True.
Bobby Bones
When did it say they separated?
Lunchbox
I don't know. I kind of don't care either because.
Raymundo
This interview was February.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's a whole different girl. Yeah, he's got a whole different girl.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, dang.
Lunchbox
If he's listening right now. Joey, we're sorry, buddy. Amy brought up a wound.
Raymundo
That was Amy. Joey, sorry.
Lunchbox
He's probably gonna retaliate. If I know Joey.
Bobby Bones
Sorry.
Lunchbox
There's gonna be some retaliation.
Bobby Bones
That's the girl. If you Google it and then click image, it's only them.
Lunchbox
Well, shout out Joey Chestnut. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.
Raymundo
Nate Palmer. He's in Omaha, Nebraska, driving around on a road, not like a two lane road, a busy street with lots of cars. And he sees something in the middle of the road. We're like, what is that?
Lunchbox
It's a wallet.
Raymundo
So he pulls over, he's like, I'm gonna get that wallet because I know somebody needs it. There's stuff scattered all over the road. Cash, cards, ID, everything. So he picks everything up, dodging cars, gets back, looks at the id, finds the address, and returns the wallet to a guy named Matt within 30 minutes. Matt.
Lunchbox
Matt's very lucky.
Raymundo
Here's your wallet, dude.
Lunchbox
Matt's very lucky. Yeah, Matt's very lucky that somebody cared enough just to get out of the car. And because that's like risking your life to go into traffic, a busy road.
Raymundo
The story literally says, playing Frogger with.
Lunchbox
Traffic and anybody under 30. Hey, Morgan, you know what Frogger is?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I played it.
Lunchbox
No way. Unless it was like one of those retro games.
Raymundo
Yeah, they might have a new version.
Lunchbox
Yeah. What's Frogger? Where you're trying to get to the.
Bobby Bones
Other side of the street?
Lunchbox
What would you play that on? What system? I played it on my computer.
Raymundo
Oh, really?
Lunchbox
Was it one of those let's go back, like, let's play stupid stuff like Oregon Trail that the idiots years ago used to play? I don't.
Bobby Bones
I think it was just like Frogger.com and you went to Frogger.com and you played it, huh? I never played Frogger.
Raymundo
I don't know, Amy. You don't know Frogger?
Lunchbox
You know Frogger?
Raymundo
What? On Earth.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
Kids these days. Amy's our age. A great, great job. Because I know that if I lost my wallet, I'd be so thankful if somebody gave me my wallet back. Good, Good story. Thank you, Lunchbox. Do you think he gets that paid back, Tim? At some point. If not by the guy, but by the earth, you would hope so.
Raymundo
The heavens.
Morgan
But I've done a couple good things in my life, and I haven't been repaid. Really.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Raymundo
Lunchbox. Did you hear the part where he said the cash do. He gave it all back?
Morgan
I did hear that. And within 30 minutes. That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Faster than a pizza. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bo. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Bobby Bones
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
Lunchbox
Well, you're stretching us here. What protest by a group of dogs happened in 1772?
Bobby Bones
The Boston flea Party.
Lunchbox
That was the morning. Cory, learn something.
Bobby Bones
You know the Boston Tea party was in 1772. Okay, no, yeah, but dogs instead of tea. It's flea.
Lunchbox
What do you think the most played sport is in America? Most played sport?
Bobby Bones
Football. Baseball.
Lunchbox
Well, no, you can't pick all the sports.
Bobby Bones
You have to pick us for one of those two.
Lunchbox
Pick one.
Bobby Bones
Baseball.
Lunchbox
If whoever gets it, I'll give baseball. I have a pile of cash here. I'll give somebody a dollar if you get it. Most played sport in America. Your guess is baseball. You can guess her sport, but Lunchbox.
Morgan
Soccer.
Lunchbox
Eddie.
Raymundo
Golf.
Lunchbox
Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Basketball.
Lunchbox
The most played sport in America is cornhole. It's not a sport, is it?
Morgan
No, I think it's a competition.
Lunchbox
You gotta throw something.
Morgan
It's not a sport.
Lunchbox
Cornhole is the most played sport in America. So nobody wins a dollar.
Morgan
It's not a sport.
Lunchbox
They hear you. I can listen to your argument. No, I mean, I cared, but I'm gonna go cornhole. As as long is a sport. It's basically got a ball. Stop. That's basically a ball, and you're throwing it at something in a hole.
Morgan
No athletic ability to play corn. Is bowling a sport that takes precision.
Lunchbox
And so does cornhole. In golf, you hit a little ball somewhere. Cornhole, you're throwing a little bag into a. It's a sport. I'm not saying it's, like, the hardest sport to play. Oh, my gosh. It's hard to be good at it.
Morgan
So if someone came up to me goes, I play a sport, man. I'm I play cornhole.
Lunchbox
Professional cornhole player.
Morgan
You're not a sport. You have an activity.
Lunchbox
Oh, I think I, you know, I go cornhole as a sport. No chance. No, there's a chance.
Bobby Bones
I think it's a sport.
Lunchbox
It's on espn.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
The championship is.
Morgan
Who cares? That doesn't mean ESPN will put anything on because they don't have enough programs.
Lunchbox
Programs. Okay, grandma.
Morgan
I mean, I can't believe you guys think that's a sport.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the cornhole as a sport. Yeah.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's a sport. Oh, boy. As chit would say. Yeah. Yeah.
Raymundo
Bones.
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Lunchbox
That's okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't really have much in my purse. Oh, let's see. Hand sanitizer. It's lavender.
Lunchbox
I'm good. Seriously.
Bobby Bones
Let me check this pocket.
Lunchbox
Oh, mints. Really, I'm fine.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I have raisins. I'm a mom. Wait, wait one sec. I've got cupcakes in the car.
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Lunchbox
Ray. If I were to say Carrie Underwood, what reality show did you come from?
Morgan
Idle.
Lunchbox
Correct. American Idol. Now be sure to say American Idol because I don't want lunchbox fighting with you about the rules. Okay. American Idol. Thank you. Take this very seriously. I'm betting on you here. I'm gonna give you 10 reality stars and you tell me what reality show made them famous. Should be easy. Ready? Yes. Nicole Richie. Nicole Richie at the Paris Hilton Chick. Nicole Richie in an answer. Simple Life. Correct. One for one.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Lunchbox
Harry Styles. Harry Styles Overseas agt. No. The X Factor uk. Yeah. X Factor uk. Next up, Julianne Huffman. That is Dancing with the Stars, correct? Yeah. I like. His voice is changing. Yeah. Change number four is Miranda Lambert. What reality show is she on? This was definitely a smaller one. It's gonna be tough to try and think of the name. Don't know a lot of facts about it. But it was something like. Give me the. The lyric. No. Nashville Star. Dang it.
Raymundo
That'd be a great title, though.
Lunchbox
The lyrics, I think might have been a show. Oh. Oh, it's not right. No concept. You have a title, though. All right. Theo Vaughn, the Ovon. That is very simple because he is best friends with Will Kirby. Will Kirby was on Big Brother and Will Kirby always talked about Theo Vaughn being on Survivor. Road Rules. Yeah, I think that one's gonna get him. Dang. Are we sure that he wasn't on. Yeah, a celeb version, but it's Road Rules first. It's like what made him famous. Got it. Got it. Morgan Wallen. Wallen. American Idol. The Voice. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. With like, long songs.
Raymundo
The clips are cool.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I'm sure I have seen them at some point. I just, you know, forgot.
Lunchbox
Cardi B. Cardi B. I had heard that she was an entertainer before getting famous singing an actual TV show. Not any of one in particular comes to mind. So I would say, see, you think you can dance, Love and hip hop. New York. Okay, number eight. We're struggling.
Raymundo
Yes.
Lunchbox
We've been Lauren Conrad. I know that one. I'm not gonna give the history because last time I did that, I got it wrong. Lauren Conrad originally is from Laguna beach, then was on the hills. So your answer is Laguna Beach. Correct. Next up, Bethany Frankel. Bethenny Frankel. That is not even the name of the city, even though I know it. Real Housewives, Correct. Yeah. What city would you have said? New York. That's correct. And finally, give me Bravo, baby. Alanis Morissette. Oh, man.
Morgan
Atlantis.
Lunchbox
More set. He's a Cali girl. I always heard those stories of her being in la. Something that films out there, talking about some of the people. I always hear clips about how she was at these LA parties. I feel like she lived out there. It had to have been something. Idol, Star Search. She's Canadian, by the way, but she was on Star Search.
Raymundo
I like Idol, but.
Lunchbox
And Rey got four out of ten.
Raymundo
Oh, that's tough. 40 to F. But he sounded so confident, though.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, he did.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, how did. How would you have done?
Raymundo
Probably about the same.
Lunchbox
Oh, four. I would have guessed the lyric on like six of them.
Raymundo
That's a great name.
Lunchbox
The lyric. Okay. Bring in lunchbox. All right. Don't tell him how many Ray got. And me. I'll give you 50 cents right now if you just take. To take the money.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
That way you don't have to bet on lunch. I. I'll say 50 cents.
Bobby Bones
Sure.
Lunchbox
No. Why would you take that deal? It's 50 cents. Play the game.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I thought, well, because I don't have a dollar.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Raymundo
The truth comes out.
Lunchbox
I was like, why would she agree to that? Because that's just not good for the bid.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I'll bring a dollar. You said I could bring it, but I'm like, well, this just makes it easier.
Raymundo
Gotta go to the bank.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. I'll give you the celebrity.
Morgan
I don't know what's so funny.
Lunchbox
Tell me what reality or competition show they got their first start on. Okay.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. If I were to say, as example, Carrie Underwood, you would say American Idol. Correct. Not a Point.
Morgan
Oh, I didn't think about that as a reality show.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Morgan
Ready?
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
Oh, man.
Lunchbox
Nicole Richie, the Simple Life. Correct. Harry Styles. Ooh.
Morgan
Britain's Got Talent.
Lunchbox
Incorrect.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Mark Cuban
X Factor.
Morgan
Britain's X Factor.
Lunchbox
X Factor.
Morgan
Oh, crap.
Lunchbox
Pause. Slow down. No, dude, go hard because you want to show them that you were gone.
Morgan
I don't need to hesitate.
Lunchbox
Yeah, just go.
Bobby Bones
But you just.
Lunchbox
No, no. If he wants to show people what he's made of, he's gonna go hard.
Morgan
I gotta go hard. Go hard.
Lunchbox
Next up, Julianne Huff.
Morgan
Julianne Huff is Dancing with the Stars.
Lunchbox
Correct. I need you a little faster. Okay.
Morgan
I'm sorry.
Lunchbox
That didn't feel dominant. He get really beat. I couldn't.
Morgan
I. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Miranda Lambert.
Morgan
Oh, Miranda Lambert is Next Top star.
Lunchbox
The lyric.
Morgan
What is that?
Raymundo
It's a great show, man.
Lunchbox
It's one of the best shows.
Morgan
Never even heard of it.
Lunchbox
No, it's Nashville star.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Raymundo
Hey, slow down a little bit.
Morgan
I was close.
Lunchbox
The ovon.
Morgan
Oh, that was Road Rules.
Lunchbox
Correct. Morgan Wallen, the Voice. Correct.
Morgan
Yeah, but he didn't make it, did he?
Lunchbox
Yeah, he made it on tv.
Morgan
Oh, he did.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
Cardi B. Cardi B was on a reality show. Cardi B was on a Real Love and Hip Hop.
Lunchbox
Correct. No way. No way.
Raymundo
Have you ever seen that?
Morgan
Never seen it. I've seen previews.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Lauren Conrad, she was on. Oh, which one was first?
Morgan
The O.C.
Lunchbox
Incorrect. What? O.C.
Bobby Bones
The O.C.
Lunchbox
Wasn'T reality show.
Bobby Bones
That's fiction. Laguna Beach.
Morgan
Laguna Beach.
Lunchbox
Bethany. Bethany Frank. No, go hard. Bethany Frankel.
Morgan
The Real Housewives.
Lunchbox
Correct. Of I give it to you. You don't need the city.
Morgan
Thank you.
Lunchbox
Alanis Morissette. Huh?
Morgan
Star Search.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Morgan
What?
Raymundo
You knew that?
Morgan
No, but that's the only one. That's that era.
Raymundo
You know, she parted a lot in la, right?
Lunchbox
This guy knows what's up. Hey, you did good. You did good. Do you think you won?
Morgan
Yeah.
Raymundo
No. He's the reality show champ for sure.
Lunchbox
You think you won?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
How many? Think Ray got three. You got four. You got seven. Wake up, wake up in the morning now Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Keeps on turning. Then you hear Steve Red hav trying.
Raymundo
To put you through.
Lunchbox
M's riding this week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic, so you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. So Morgan says that she saw the bigger thighs you have as a dude, the longer you live. Why is that? I don't know. It was just a new study.
Bobby Bones
That came out and they said, hey, if you got big thighs, there's this guy talking on Instagram.
Lunchbox
Some dude probably has big thighs.
Raymundo
Okay.
Lunchbox
He's a medical professional. What does that even mean, a medical professional?
Morgan
He's a doctor.
Lunchbox
Where? I didn't get the whole background, guys. I just saw him talking about it.
Bobby Bones
And it said, a medical professional says there's a new study out and if the bigger thighs you have, the longer you're going to live, because it's about your muscle mass.
Lunchbox
Okay, so us three bros. Oh. We're gonna measure our thighs.
Raymundo
Oh, man.
Lunchbox
The thickness of them. Lunchbox, you're up first. Go up to the stage. Morgan's gonna measure your thighs. All right.
Morgan
Come on, Morgan.
Lunchbox
And this is going to be.
Raymundo
Does Morgan want to do this?
Lunchbox
It's our idea. She has a tape measure with her.
Bobby Bones
Who knew there was a correlation between thighs and mortality?
Morgan
Oh, Instagram does.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Medical professionals. Let's be real.
Morgan
Instagram knows everything.
Bobby Bones
It's a thing.
Lunchbox
Okay, what'd you Google?
Bobby Bones
I googled big thighs. And you live longer. Question mark.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And it says an overview is. Yes. There is evidence suggesting that larger thighs, particularly in terms of muscle mass and circumference, may be associated with a longer life expectancy and reduced risk of certain diseases.
Lunchbox
So, Morgan, do you feel comfortable doing this, or do you want Mike to do it? It's up to you.
Morgan
I'll let Morgan do it. I don't do anything.
Lunchbox
Don't do anything fishy over there.
Bobby Bones
Let me see the measuring thing. Okay. It's soft.
Lunchbox
It's a soft taste.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I thought it was. It's like I thought it was.
Morgan
It'll suck.
Bobby Bones
It sounded like the Met kind.
Lunchbox
And I was like, okay, lunchbox, you're up and you can flex.
Bobby Bones
Can you spread your legs, please?
Morgan
Where do you want me to go? It's about.
Lunchbox
All right.
Raymundo
He's got pretty good thighs, so at.
Bobby Bones
What point you need to make sure you're at the same spot on each.
Lunchbox
All right. Yeah. Lunch got pretty solid thighs.
Raymundo
Yeah, I didn't think that.
Lunchbox
I didn't either. I thought.
Morgan
I mean, that's all right. Glad you guys aren't looking at my legs. That's a good sign.
Bobby Bones
I think they were just saying, cuz your arms.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Morgan
Oh, I'm not worried.
Lunchbox
Amy attacked his arms. She was like, I think because your arms are so small, they thought your legs would be small.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He doesn't lift weights.
Morgan
Right? I do not. That's a true statement.
Lunchbox
No, that's just kind of A backhanded.
Raymundo
No, it's not.
Morgan
It's a backhanded. Like, you're a skinny.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no, it was like they didn't expect your legs to be large because.
Morgan
Jordan's really struggling here.
Bobby Bones
But he runs and he plays soccer, and soccer is thicker thighs.
Lunchbox
What do you got, Morgan? Do you feel tight? Sure.
Morgan
Yeah. I don't.
Raymundo
Boom.
Lunchbox
Whoa. 21 inch size for lunchbox.
Raymundo
Hey, lunch. Impressive.
Morgan
That's what she said.
Lunchbox
Keep on. Eddie, you're up.
Raymundo
All right, here I go.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
Oh, you gotta take out thickness for jeans.
Lunchbox
That's.
Morgan
That's an extra two inches.
Lunchbox
Two inches? I don't think so, but here we go.
Bobby Bones
If she goes.
Lunchbox
What if we all go pantless?
Raymundo
I don't know.
Morgan
That's what I was thinking.
Raymundo
I don't think I'm gonna win this, man.
Lunchbox
Eddie, I think you got solidized. I think you're the thicker of all three of us, though. Just generally.
Raymundo
Really?
Lunchbox
Like Matt. Like, just body mass.
Raymundo
Yeah, like the gut.
Bobby Bones
And you said I had back in a couple months.
Lunchbox
You guys are tied 21 inches. We may have to remeasure you two then to get a specific tide. Okay. 21 inches. Wow.
Raymundo
Okay.
Lunchbox
All right, I'm going. I come in wearing sweats and jeans because I know the bit ahead of time. I'm not wearing jeans.
Bobby Bones
You're like Joey on Friends. Could I be wearing any more clothes?
Lunchbox
Okay, here we go. It's time to measure my thighs. We were what, 21? I'll probably be the smallest. Whoa.
Raymundo
Don't go around the cargoes.
Lunchbox
Okay. What do you.
Morgan
What do you have? I mean, you're in an angle.
Lunchbox
You were in jeans.
Morgan
Your angle. Yeah, your angle's a little weird.
Lunchbox
You were in jeans, bro, but you.
Raymundo
Got cargo pockets, dude. What's in there?
Lunchbox
Am I touching you?
Raymundo
A little weird. Okay, go tighter.
Lunchbox
Tighter, Guys, we didn't yell tighter on you. It cinches it as much as it can go. My circulations. My heart's pumping in my leg. You fall over, you're turning purple. Right under 22 inches. So did I win?
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I have the greatest thighs in America.
Raymundo
Wow.
Bobby Bones
So you're gonna live longer than Eddie and Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
You want to measure arms next? You want to measure other things?
Raymundo
Yes. Yes.
Lunchbox
Keep going.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's like, no.
Morgan
Okay, so how long is Bobby gonna live?
Lunchbox
Longer than you.
Raymundo
But I think we couldn't. We could have guessed that even before this whole measurement.
Lunchbox
You couldn't drink.
Raymundo
You don't like.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to.
Lunchbox
Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Be the bearer Of.
Lunchbox
But don't change the bit now.
Bobby Bones
I'm not. I'm not.
Lunchbox
Anyone 21 and a half below die in the next month.
Bobby Bones
It is. The thicker thighs could lead to a longer life. However, a study published in the British Medical Journal that the thigh circumference needed to be around 23.6 inches.
Raymundo
Dude, we're all dead.
Lunchbox
You guys are dying. Way sooner, though.
Raymundo
Yeah, you're almost there.
Lunchbox
Oh, my bad. My bad.
Bobby Bones
You got to keep reading.
Lunchbox
I never started reading.
Morgan
I did.
Lunchbox
I did.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, okay. 23.6 means that you're a higher risk of premature death.
Lunchbox
So y' all are good?
Raymundo
We're good.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Sweet spot. Like, y' all are thick but not too thick.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Raymundo
Take your word for it.
Lunchbox
Hey, that means I'm the most masculine one in the room, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Nice.
Raymundo
Bobby always wins.
Lunchbox
Hey, my little ladies over there with your little thighs. How do you feel? How you feel being. Being a little less masculine than me?
Raymundo
I'm not sure how I feel.
Lunchbox
Bobby bone show. Bonehead. Dory of the day.
Morgan
This story comes to us from California. Two roommates were moving apartments about 15 miles apart from each other, and they had a mattress they needed to move. They didn't have a truck. All they had was a little car.
Lunchbox
You know what?
Morgan
Hey, we'll just throw it on top and tie a bed sheet to it. So they're driving down the highway, bed sheet starts ripping. So he's like, hey, unbuckle your seatbelt, hang out the window, and hold the mattress down.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that'll do it.
Morgan
So he slowed down to about 15 miles an hour with his buddy holding onto the mattress when they got pulled over by police.
Lunchbox
I'm looking at it.
Raymundo
Desperate, huh?
Lunchbox
The problem is the physics of it. Wind. Big, wide area of a mattress. And even if you're doing 25 miles an hour, that winds under it. So it's almost impossible to keep it down without straps on all four corners. Yeah. They probably just should have went and got some bungees, because you can bungee through the top of your car. Like, you can bungee all the way around and go through the car if you're just going 15 miles.
Morgan
Yeah. This takes me back to my days at Sam's club when 64, 16, and there was this people that got a box spring and a mattress, and this guy Brian's like, hey, don't worry. I was a boy scout. I'll tie it on for you. Gets up there with all the twine, ties it on.
Lunchbox
Twine is mistake. Number one.
Morgan
Well, that's what they gave us, this car. Guys, we're not supposed to. We were allowed to give the customers twine. We weren't supposed to tie it down ourselves. But Brian's like, I'm a boy scout. And 20 minutes later, they came back and they're like, our mattresses are on the highway, man.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
We moved one in a truck up i30 in Arkansas, and we thought we had it all the way down, and the wind got under it in the backseat of the truck, blew it off onto the interstate. We watched it in the air, and then we watched cars dodge it. And luckily, there was no accident. We drove back through from Little Rock back down to Arkadelphia, and we saw it on the side of the road. It had been run over about 100 times. We never went back for it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, really?
Lunchbox
It was dead? Yeah. No, it was gone. The matches are tough, man.
Morgan
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
Okay, so when you think about tipping and they ask bartenders and servers, what jobs are the absolute worst tippers? What profession do you think tips the worst? If you had to pick one, go ahead.
Morgan
Got it.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Morgan
Lawyers.
Lunchbox
Why?
Morgan
They're just tight and greedy and they want all that money for themselves.
Lunchbox
Okay, Lunchbox is lawyers. Amy.
Bobby Bones
Doctors.
Lunchbox
Okay. Why?
Bobby Bones
They have a lot of loans to pay off.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. Reasoning fair, Eddie. Anything?
Raymundo
Construction workers.
Lunchbox
Okay. Why?
Raymundo
Just cash is hard to come by, man.
Lunchbox
Okay, everybody had their reasons. The top of the pyramid on worst tippers, according to bartenders and servers, are lawyers and doctors. Boom.
Bobby Bones
We nailed it.
Lunchbox
They are hands down the worst tippers. And I don't know if it's for the reasons you guys said, because Lunchbox.
Morgan
You said they're greedy and want it all for themselves.
Lunchbox
And doctors.
Bobby Bones
They have a lot of loans.
Lunchbox
A lot of loans. Got it. Coming in next were teachers, it and musicians.
Bobby Bones
Well, we don't pay teachers enough, so that's why.
Lunchbox
What do you think the biggest tippers are?
Bobby Bones
People that work in the service industry.
Lunchbox
Amen. Number one service industry. Waiter, bartenders, hairstylists, restaurant managers. Because they have to live by it. They also give by it. But that's from bartender.com thought. That's pretty interesting. Hey, we're done with the show today. We will see you guys soon. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by reedyarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones thank you for listening to the podcast Bobby Bones here with news on the top shelf Country Cruise Setting Self February 27 to March 6, 2026 it's not just a cruise. It's a country music experience at sea. An amazing lineup of performers. Well, we're gonna be there. The Bobby Boncho I'm gonna be there. Keith Urban lee Bryce Scotty McCreery Parma Lee Leann Rimes. It doesn't end there. We'll also be stopping in stunning destinations along the way. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. Gotta hurry though, these spots are filling up fast. You don't need to be ripped, you just need the right shirt. Epic Fits gives you a clean, confident silhouette. Snug on the arms, soft on the skin, generous where it counts, and with deals like $15 per tee, they won't break the bank. Visit epicfits.com today. Epic fits t shirts that get it hey, I'm Jay Shetty, the host of.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode Title: MON PT 1: Eddie's Hot Chip Punishment + Morgan Measures All The Guys' Thighs + Game: What Reality Show Made Them Famous?
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Release Date: June 30, 2025
Timestamp: 03:37 – 06:23
The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about height preferences among men and women in romantic relationships. Bobby Bones, Lunchbox, Raymundo, and Morgan delve into the societal norms and personal preferences that influence these choices.
Lunchbox: "In a poll of preferred height, 32% of people said they prefer someone taller than them. 18% said they prefer someone shorter." (04:05)
Bobby Bones: "Maybe they like the power of being taller. It's like something they're into." (04:13)
The conversation explores why a small percentage of women prefer shorter partners, considering factors like perceived power dynamics and personal attraction. Raymundo shares his personal experience of dating shorter women and the occasional awkwardness it brought to his relationships.
The group concludes that traditional height preferences may stem from historical roles and personal comfort levels, highlighting that compatibility often outweighs physical stature.
Timestamp: 11:09 – 12:43
In the "Tell Me Something Good" segment, Morgan shares an uplifting story of heroism and quick thinking.
The hosts commend the quick actions of the rescuer, emphasizing the importance of being prepared and attentive to weather changes. Raymundo adds his appreciation, relating it to his own experiences and the unpredictability of natural events.
This segment underscores the value of community support and personal responsibility in ensuring everyone's safety.
Timestamp: 17:00 – 18:36
Eddie becomes the center of attention in a humorous punishment challenge involving the infamous "hot chip."
Blindfolded, Eddie is presented with three numbers, each concealing a chip. The group collaborates to determine the safe choice.
Despite the tension and dramatic build-up, Eddie ends up with a regular, non-spicy chip, much to everyone's relief and amusement.
The segment highlights the playful camaraderie among the hosts and their willingness to engage in light-hearted challenges.
Timestamp: 48:13 – 53:16
Morgan introduces a quirky segment inspired by a recent study linking thigh circumference to longevity. The hosts participate in measuring each other's thighs to see if they meet the "sweet spot."
The group humorously measures each other's thigh sizes, sharing playful banter and personal anecdotes about fitness and health.
Lunchbox: "I have the greatest thighs in America." (52:53)
Bobby Bones: "The thicker thighs could lead to a longer life." (52:35)
The segment combines scientific curiosity with the hosts' trademark humor, making for an entertaining and engaging discussion on an unconventional health topic.
Timestamp: 40:15 – 47:14
The episode culminates with an interactive game where the hosts test their knowledge of reality TV by matching celebrities to the reality shows that launched their careers.
Lunchbox: "Nicole Richie – The Simple Life. Correct." (40:56)
Bobby Bones: "Harry Styles – The X Factor UK." (40:57)
Morgan: "Julianne Huffman – Dancing with the Stars." (48:56)
The game progresses with varying levels of success, highlighting each host's familiarity with reality TV history and their quick-thinking abilities.
Lunchbox: "Lauren Conrad – Laguna Beach." (46:50)
Morgan: "Bethenny Frankel – The Real Housewives." (47:01)
The segment not only entertains but also educates listeners on the origins of well-known personalities, fostering a sense of nostalgia and fun competition among the hosts.
Eddie's Challenge Reveal: "The hot chip's gonna be under Amy." (13:16)
Good News Reaction: "Shout out to him, though. Shout out to everybody for living." (12:33)
Thigh Measurement Winner: "I have the greatest thighs in America." (52:53)
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, personal stories, and interactive segments to engage listeners. From playful debates on relationship dynamics to spontaneous challenges and trivia games, Bobby and his co-hosts deliver a rich and entertaining listening experience. Whether discussing societal norms, celebrating acts of kindness, or indulging in light-hearted competitions, the hosts maintain a warm and relatable atmosphere that resonates with a diverse audience.
For those who missed the episode, "The Bobby Bones Show" offers a daily replay to catch up on all the fun and insights shared by Bobby Bones and his lively co-hosts.