The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: MON PT 1: Howie Mandel + Bobby Has A New Thing He Hates + Why Morgan Got Naked In Public
Release Date: January 13, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Guest: Howie Mandel
Produced by: Premiere Networks
1. Listener Story: Lawsuit Against Razor Company
Timestamp: [02:14 - 04:14]
The episode opens with Bobby discussing a listener's recent lawsuit against a razor company. The listener, Nick Silverthorne, claimed that a faulty razor caused him to cut his face while shaving, resulting in significant injuries.
Notable Quotes:
- Bobby Bones [02:14]: "This guy sued a razor company cuz he cut his face while shaving."
- Lunchbox [02:37]: "This is crazy to me."
- Morgan [02:35]: "That's a win."
The discussion delves into the commonality of shaving cuts and introduces the concept of "nick sticks," a product designed to stop such bleeding quickly.
- Lunchbox [03:57]: "You stick it on there and voila, it stops bleeding."
2. Medical Bills Removed from Credit Reports
Timestamp: [04:34 - 05:28]
Bobby shares a significant financial update: the Consumer Financial Bureau has finalized a rule ensuring that medical debt no longer impacts credit reports. This change aims to help individuals better qualify for loans and mortgages by removing debts beyond their control.
Notable Quote:
- Bobby Bones [04:34]: "Credit reports will no longer include medical debt for Americans. This is actually a really big deal."
3. Unexpected Find: Hermes Dinner Plates on Facebook Marketplace
Timestamp: [05:28 - 09:08]
The hosts discuss a fascinating story about a woman who discovered twelve Hermes dinner plates worth $250 each hidden within a cabinet purchased from Facebook Marketplace. This revelation sparks a humorous debate on the correct pronunciation of high-end brands and everyday terms like "guacamole."
Notable Quotes:
- Lunchbox [05:28]: "It's Hermes, but is that how you say it?"
- Bobby Bones [05:54]: "You said I said it wrong."
The conversation highlights the challenges of pronouncing luxury brand names and the casual mispronunciations common in everyday speech.
4. Personal Quirks: Bobby's New Dislikes
Timestamp: [12:04 - 24:22]
Bobby reveals his latest pet peeves, including a newfound dislike for opening trash bags and an ongoing aversion to talking on the phone. The hosts humorously explore these dislikes, touching on related anecdotes and personal preferences.
Notable Quotes:
- Bobby Bones [22:58]: "I hate opening a trash bag when you have to go and put the liner in."
- Bobby Bones [23:23]: "I hate talking because people cannot take my social cue of I don't want to talk anymore."
5. Listener Interaction: Morgan's Facial Experience
Timestamp: [14:06 - 16:27]
Morgan shares an amusing yet awkward experience from getting a facial, where miscommunication led to her ending up naked. The hosts discuss the etiquette and expectations surrounding spa treatments, adding their own humorous takes.
Notable Quotes:
- Morgan [14:06]: "So, Morgan, tell them what happened."
- Morgan [15:43]: "It's like a massage, dude. You go fully naked, you take off."
6. Voicemail Advice: Recommending a Friend for a Job
Timestamp: [16:27 - 19:50]
A listener named "Happy Employee" seeks advice on not recommending a friend for a job due to concerns about the friend's suitability. Bobby offers practical, albeit unconventional, suggestions on how to handle the situation without damaging the friendship or his professional credibility.
Notable Quotes:
- Bobby Bones [17:00]: "You do not have to recommend them because that's going to fall on you."
- Lunchbox [18:57]: "But what if she grows wings out of her butt and flies to the moon?"
7. Unique Listener Stories: Uncle Praise
Timestamp: [20:51 - 22:40]
The hosts introduce "Uncle Praise," a unique individual who makes a living by praising strangers for a fee. They discuss the motivations and implications of such a business model, blending curiosity with humor.
Notable Quotes:
- Lunchbox [21:48]: "He has a nickname. His name's Uncle Praise."
8. New Year's Resolutions for Pets & Gen Z Phone Anxiety
Timestamp: [22:20 - 24:22]
Bobby and the crew explore the trend of New Year's resolutions extended to pets, such as reducing treats and increasing exercise. Additionally, they discuss a study revealing Gen Z's anxiety related to phone calls, highlighting symptoms like nausea and increased heart rate.
Notable Quotes:
- Lunchbox [22:20]: "People have resolutions for their pets, like cut back on treats, exercise more."
- Bobby Bones [23:07]: "I hate talking because people cannot take my social cue of I don't want to talk anymore."
9. Pop Culture Quiz: David Schwimmer's 'Pivot'
Timestamp: [24:08 - 25:00]
A quick interactive quiz segment engages the hosts in recalling iconic moments from "Friends," specifically what fans shout most at David Schwimmer's character, Ross.
Notable Quotes:
- Morgan [24:20]: "Pivot."
- Bobby Bones [24:33]: "It's gonna be that from the couch scene."
10. Heroic Corgi Story: Waldo Saves the Day
Timestamp: [29:50 - 31:35]
Morgan narrates an incredible tale of his corgi, Waldo, who saved him after he fell during a hike. Waldo's quick thinking and loyalty led him to fetch help, showcasing the extraordinary capabilities of dogs.
Notable Quotes:
- Morgan [30:15]: "And now that the person's there, Waldo ran all the way home and got her husband and brought him back."
- Bobby Bones [31:16]: "That's the craziest story I've ever heard."
11. Special Guest: Howie Mandel
Timestamp: [32:00 - 51:18]
The highlight of the episode is an engaging interview with renowned entertainer Howie Mandel. Despite technical hiccups with his phone, Howie shares insights into his diverse career spanning acting, hosting game shows like "Deal or No Deal," and his passion for stand-up comedy.
Notable Quotes:
- Howie Mandel [35:23]: "I went there. Didn't really understand what it was going to be because there was no skill."
- Bobby Bones [47:32]: "But you said yes. And that's the key to show up. Say yes and show up."
- Howie Mandel [35:23]: "And I love watching that stuff, whether I have the job or not."
- Bobby Bones [44:22]: "Why do you choose how you let her know you're not doing it."
Howie details how "Deal or No Deal" unexpectedly revitalized his career and the importance of embracing unexpected opportunities.
12. Bad Story, Good Story Segment
Timestamp: [55:00 - 58:19]
In a light-hearted segment, the hosts share both bad and good stories from listeners. Morgan recounts a humorous incident where Eddie mistakenly assumed a female doctor’s role during childbirth, highlighting misunderstandings and assumptions.
Notable Quotes:
- Morgan [56:08]: "Eddie looks at that lady and goes, where's the doctor?"
- Eddie [57:29]: "No, no, no. I didn't say all that. I said, I'm sorry about that."
13. Good News Segment: Community Holiday Party
Timestamp: [58:38 - 59:03]
Eddie shares uplifting news about the Snyders family in Bowling Green, Ohio, who organized their annual holiday party to raise funds for paying off school lunch debts. Their efforts collected over a thousand dollars, demonstrating community spirit and generosity.
Notable Quotes:
- Eddie [58:38]: "They collected over a thousand dollars. This year, it's gonna go to pay off lunch debts."
- Bobby Bones [59:01]: "That's pretty cool. Good story."
14. Closing Remarks and Promotions
Timestamp: [59:03 - 60:29]
Bobby wraps up the first half of the podcast by promoting upcoming segments and Howie Mandel's live performances. He encourages listeners to engage with the content and stay tuned for the second half.
Notable Quotes:
- Bobby Bones [60:05]: "Listen to Lots to Say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts."
Conclusion
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends listener interactions, personal anecdotes, and a star-studded guest appearance by Howie Mandel. From humorous tales of shaving mishaps to heartwarming stories of canine heroism, Bobby and his team deliver an engaging and entertaining experience. The insightful conversation with Howie Mandel provides listeners with a deeper understanding of navigating unexpected career opportunities and the value of saying "yes" when it matters most.
Notable Quotes Recap:
- Bobby Bones [02:14]: "This guy sued a razor company cuz he cut his face while shaving."
- Bobby Bones [04:34]: "Credit reports will no longer include medical debt for Americans."
- Morgan [30:15]: "And now that the person's there, Waldo ran all the way home and got her husband and brought him back."
- Howie Mandel [35:23]: "I went there. Didn't really understand what it was going to be because there was no skill."
- Bobby Bones [47:32]: "But you said yes. And that's the key to show up. Say yes and show up."
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