MON PT 1: Our Thanksgiving Disasters! + What Celebs A.I. Thinks We Look Like + What Age Do We Become Old, According to Kids?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — Episode Summary

Episode Title: MON PT 1: Our Thanksgiving Disasters! + What Celebs A.I. Thinks We Look Like + What Age Do We Become Old, According to Kids?
Date: December 1, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones with Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Ray
Network: Premiere Networks / iHeartMedia

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Episode Overview

This lively Monday episode kicks off December with the Bobby Bones Show team recapping their Thanksgiving adventures (and mishaps), discussing a hilarious A.I. tool’s take on which celebrities they most resemble, and bantering about what ages are considered “old” according to children. The crew weaves personal anecdotes, family drama, and their usual chemistry throughout, rounding things out with listener calls, “Tell Me Something Good” stories, game segments, and plenty of laughs.

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Key Segments & Topics

1. A.I. Picks Celebrity Lookalikes for the Show Crew (02:59–09:41)

• Premise: The team uploaded their photo shoot pictures into an A.I. app that selected which celebrities they most resemble.
• Amy’s Matches:
  • Julie Bowen (Modern Family): “Expressive mom next door energy.” (03:27)
  • Elizabeth Banks: “Similar facial structure and...down to earth presence.” (04:01)
  • Faith Hill (early 2000’s): “When Amy’s styled a little more glam…” (04:22)
• Bobby’s Matches:
  • Topher Grace (That 70s Show, early years): “Safe, soft, angular face. Nerdy intellectual energy.” (06:36)
  • David Arquette (Scream era): “Slim face, expressive eyes, quirky charm.” (06:54)
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt: “Share a clean-cut, smart but approachable look.” (07:12)
• Eddie’s Matches:
  • John Leguizamo: “Both have animated expressions… can be goofy or serious.” (05:03)
  • Pedro Pascal: “Cool, daddish charisma.” (05:20)
  • Oscar Isaac: “Warm, expressive eyes, charming, laid back confidence.” (05:44)
• Lunchbox’s Matches:
  • Tom Brady (No. 3)
  • Will Forte
  • Early David Spade (“Joe Dirt”)
  • No. 1: Young Steve Buscemi “We’ve said he looked like Steve Buscemi forever…” (08:37)
• Memorable moment: Amy reacts to the AI calling her similar age range to Julie Bowen:
  • Amy: “She’s 55. Similar age range, huh.” (03:45)
  • Lunchbox: “Take that as a compliment.” (03:51)
• Crew’s consensus: They poke fun at some of the fits, but generally take the AI’s choices with humor. Bobby: “I promise you, I manipulated these. None. Okay, you have my word. All these were okay.” (04:11)

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2. Thanksgiving Disasters & Recaps (09:48–20:45)

• Bobby’s Tire Blowout:
  • Recalls losing air rapidly in a borrowed truck tire while driving in rural Oklahoma/Arkansas, stranded Thanksgiving night with Caitlin (his wife, pregnant at the time)
  • Saved by an exceptionally fast-responding AAA worker
  • Quote: “I know how to change a tire, but I’m in a boot, I can barely walk. She’s pregnant. What the crap we going to do?” (10:53)
• Arkansas Football Update:
  • Disappointment over Arkansas coach/football season
• Thanksgiving Show & Handicapped Struggles:
  • Bobby details slow mobility in his boot at the Brett Eldredge Christmas show: “Man, I’m just slow in this boot...I needed a handicap placard.” (12:51)
• Thanksgiving Placement Debate:
  • Bobby: “Thanksgiving is weird because it’s just too close to Christmas. We should move it to September.” (13:16)
  • Crew debates “holiday season structure,” Amy passionately defends November Thanksgiving.

Other Thanksgiving Mishaps:

• Amy’s Boyfriend’s Family:
  • Awkward encounter with a guest who says he met “Bobby Bones” but was likely duped by an imposter at a bar (14:16–15:35)
• Bobby about mistaken identity:
  • “There are people, if they have dark rim glasses and they’re like a generic looking white guy…They just say they’re me, not to like, get anything. They just think it’s funny.” (15:35)
• Eddie’s Mother-in-law Sabotages Dinner:
  • Eddie’s favorite rolls purposely(!?) missing from the Thanksgiving meal (16:45–17:38)
  • Eddie: “That was like the worst Thanksgiving.”
• Eddie's Traffic Trauma:
  • 5.5 hour drive turned into 8 after Thanksgiving. “We’re familiar with traffic.” (18:01)
• Eddie’s Kitchen Injury:
  • Sliced finger on an onion, patched up ER-nurse sister applied surgical glue (18:18–18:51)
  • Eddie: “Look, dude, I look like Frankenstein.”
• Lunchbox’s Thanksgiving:
  • Fried turkey was a hit. Crew discusses food validation anxiety: “Do you watch everybody’s face when they start to eat your thing?” (19:13)
• Leftover rules:
  • Crew agrees the Monday after Thanksgiving is the last day leftovers are safe to eat (19:55–20:06)
• Bobby’s missing fried okra saga:
  • Quietly disappointed no okra made it to the meal

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3. Tell Me Something Good — Acts of Kindness & Listener Calls (26:14–29:24, 38:10–39:02, 57:18–58:40)

1. Listener Voicemail - Teen Raises $30k for Orphanage (26:22–26:45)

• Stevenson, Haitian orphan, runs half-marathon, raises over $30,000 for his childhood orphanage.

2. Amy’s Son’s Fundraiser (26:53–29:24)

• Amy’s son ran his first half-marathon to support “Team Haiti.”
• Ran 13.1 miles, raised enough to fund orphanage Christmas, staff bonuses, and teacher salaries for a year.
• Amy: “I have goosebumps saying that...Christmas is handled...teacher salaries for 2026 are covered completely.” (28:47)

3. Ray DeLoach’s Foundation (38:10–39:02)

• Local Michigan man funds housing and warm meals for the homeless out of his own pocket; community joins in.

4. Eddie’s Adoption Story — Foster Child Becomes Family (57:18–58:40)

• Family fosters 17-year-old “Taylor” for a weekend, but two days turn into two years; they officially adopt her after a lengthy process. Parallel to Eddie’s own family story.

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4. Kids Decide When You’re “Old” + What Old People Love (33:59–36:31)

• Survey of 1,000 kids ages 7–16
• Average “old” age: 49 (34:20)
• Top 10 "Old People" Activities (selected by kids):
  1. Talking about the good old days (36:28)
  2. Gardening
  3. Drinking tea
  4. Listening to the radio at 4pm
  5. Watching daytime TV
  6. Talking about aches and pains
     …and more (“knitting, crosswords, complaining about weather…”)
• Amy: “Sleeping at 7...Color me old.” (35:13)
• Bobby: “I do pretty much all those 10 things all the time.” (36:44)

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5. Relationship Advice — Should You Combine Finances Before Marriage? (29:26–33:46)

• Listener email: Girlfriend wants to open joint account before marriage/living together.
• Bobby: “There is no way I’m combining account finances anything with somebody I’m not married to.” (30:55)
• Eddie: “When you combine money, it just makes more fighting.” (32:31)

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6. Famous Firsts Trivia Game (44:24–51:55)

Rapid-fire trivia segment on “firsts” in history, Bible, sports, etc.

• Amy, Eddie, and Lunchbox compete.
• Sample Q&As:
  • “Who was the first human created by God?” Amy: “Adam.” (44:36)
  • “Who was the first state to join the Union?” Amy: “Delaware.” (47:24)
  • “Who became the first billionaire in 1916 via Standard Oil?” Lunchbox: “Rockefeller.” (50:09)
• Notable banter:
  • Eddie: “Just because I don’t retain the information, don’t make fun of me.” (45:05)
  • Crew laughs about Lunchbox’s religious and historical trivia struggles.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Amy, searching for old-age validation:
  • “Sleeping at 7...Color me old.” (35:13)
• Lunchbox, on food validation:
  • “Yeah, that’s part of it (watching people eat his food).” (19:21)
• Bobby, on not being “that” famous:
  • “Respectfully, we’re not Morgan Wallen!” (54:36)
• Bobby on being mistaken for Johnny Knoxville:
  • “I got confused for Johnny Knoxville again… I’ve had it three times in the last couple of months.” (15:48)
• Eddie’s Thanksgiving disaster:
  • “That was like, the worst Thanksgiving.” (17:21)
• Bobby’s financial wisdom:
  • “There is no way I’m combining account finances anything with somebody I’m not married to.” (30:55)
• Eddie's financial warning:
  • “When you combine money, it just makes more fighting.” (32:31)
• Amy on her hair regimen:
  • “I try to wash it about every three to four days. That’s what I’m learning is really healthy for my scalp, you guys.” (53:08)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [02:59] — AI Celebrity Lookalike Games
• [09:48] — Thanksgiving Adventures and Mishaps Begin
• [16:45] — Eddie’s Roll-gate Story
• [18:19] — Eddie's Thanksgiving Kitchen Injury
• [19:55] — Last Call for Leftovers & More Food Drama
• [26:14] — "Tell Me Something Good" Listener Stories
• [29:26] — Relationship Advice: Should We Merge Finances?
• [33:59] — Kids Decide What’s “Old” and What Old People Do
• [44:24] — Famous Firsts Trivia Game
• [52:05] — Listener Voicemails: Advice and Feedback
• [57:18] — Foster-to-Adoption “Tell Me Something Good”
• [59:32] — The Morning Corny Joke
• [61:01] — “Bonehead Story of the Day”

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Listener Voicemails & Community Feedback

• Listeners share inspiring stories, provide constructive criticism, and revisit old show debates (e.g., Amy’s hair-washing saga).
• Calls feature praise for Bobby’s laugh, questions about fan recognition in public, and feedback about the show’s A.I. voice gender.
• Listeners flock to “Tell Me Something Good” stories, emphasizing the show’s positive, community-spirited vibe.

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Recurring Themes & Tone

• Relatable Mishaps: The holiday stories are lighthearted, self-deprecating, and universally relatable (family quirks, kitchen accidents, travel woes).
• Friendly Banter: The group teases each other—sometimes brutally, always humorously—especially about age, looks, and trivia prowess.
• Gratitude & Kindness: Multiple stories highlight charity, perseverance, and the good in people (local heroes, adoption, fundraising).
• Listener Engagement: The show values and responds to audience calls, creating a community atmosphere.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies what makes The Bobby Bones Show a daily favorite: honest storytelling, gentle ribbing, heartfelt “good news,” audience involvement, and a breezy mix of current events, personal stories, and pop culture. Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the games, or the feel-good moments, this post-Thanksgiving episode has something for everyone.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Ray]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show. Morning stud.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

We stuck photos of each of us into AI and said, hey, what celebrities do we most resemble? And so it's pictures from our photo shoot. So everybody knows the last one that we did. Who would you like to hear first, Amy?

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[Bobby Bones]

You.

[Amy]

Okay, well, let's see. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, I said to you though, I. I asked, then I go you? Yeah, I go Amy.

[Eddie]

He asked himself.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you actually I asked you, then changed my mind and decided I'm going to ask myself.

[Amy]

Okay, gotcha.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to go.

[Eddie]

You first.

[Bobby Bones]

Julie Bowen, Modern Family.

[Amy]

Okay, I am.

[Bobby Bones]

It says similar range, range, similar age range, vibe and the expressive mom next door energy. Okay, that's good.

[Amy]

Mom next door.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what did you want?

[Amy]

Guess that's me.

[Lunchbox]

She's 55.

[Amy]

Similar age range. Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

But mo, I didn't say this, but she looks great.

[Lunchbox]

No, I think, I think you should.

[Bobby Bones]

Take that as a compliment. Number two, Elizabeth Banks.

[Amy]

Oh, from say by the Bell.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's Elizabeth Berkeley.

[Amy]

Oh, from Hunger Games.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she's. She's pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Similar facial structure and the put together but still down to earth presence that feels very Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I do see that one.

[Amy]

Okay, so far I like both of these girls.

[Bobby Bones]

I promise you, I manipulated these. None. Okay, you have my word. All these were okay.

[Amy]

Why? What's about to happen?

[Lunchbox]

No, you know what's about.

[Eddie]

I'm just saying some bad's coming now.

[Amy]

Yeah, you're prefacing or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Really good. Because number three is Faith Hill. Early 2000s era.

[Lunchbox]

Early 2000s.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, parentheses, early 2000s. When Amy's styled a little more glam, she can really give Faith Hill energy. Especially with the warm blonde tones. Wow.

[Amy]

Okay, maybe her hair was short, but also. No, Faith Hill's like next level. No way.

[Bobby Bones]

I would agree with you. I'm just telling you what it says.

[Amy]

Thanks, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay.

[Amy]

No, no, he's. He's dissing me.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, he was dissing you. I was telling you it was true.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Amy said. I. I agreed with Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Eddie, this is not good. I'm not sure who one of these guys is. And we'll get there. But number three. John Leguizamo.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, I know who he is.

[Lunchbox]

Summer of Sam.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's very Italian though, right?

[Lunchbox]

He is. He is Italian.

[Bobby Bones]

Both have animated expressions that can be goofy or serious. Number two, Pedro Pascal.

[Lunchbox]

People like him.

[Bobby Bones]

Another popular comparison. Fans like them. And both people have a cool daddish charisma.

[Lunchbox]

Does he do the Corona commercials?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. But I do know. I think he's Hispanic or at least Latino.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Something, something. You can't say that. I guess you can. I can't say that. I can't just go something. But you can't what? He's Chilean. Okay, okay.

[Lunchbox]

South American.

[Bobby Bones]

If I just said that he's something like you.

[Lunchbox]

Something down there, like us.

[Bobby Bones]

Number one, I don't know who this is. Oscar Isaac.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, is Oscar Isaac the guy from Star Wars?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, in Frankenstein.

[Lunchbox]

Frankenstein? Dude, he's Dr. Frankenstein.

[Amy]

Oh, wow. He's hot.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but Oscar Isaac is too.

[Amy]

No, no, that's who I'm talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

When Eddie's got his beard going, he really resembles Oscar. Warm, expressive eyes and that charming, laid back confidence.

[Lunchbox]

Dang, dude, AI's being nice.

[Eddie]

This guy looks nothing like Eddie. He has a full head of hair. He looks nothing like Eddie.

[Amy]

He's Guatemalan.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think Eddie in the picture had a hat on the photo shoot.

[Lunchbox]

No, but I had hair then.

[Bobby Bones]

You did?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I mean, do you want me or do you want lunchbox? Because both are gonna generate reactions.

[Lunchbox]

What's she laughing at?

[Bobby Bones]

I'll go.

[Amy]

Me go you. Yeah, bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, number three, Topher Grace, early that 70s show.

[Amy]

Okay, I can see that.

[Bobby Bones]

I see that safe, soft, angular face. Nerdy intellectual energy.

[Amy]

Safe and soft.

[Bobby Bones]

I am not offended by that, nor am I like, extremely happy about that, but I do agree that's probably it. Okay, number two, David Arquette in his Scream era. So young. Younger than now. David Arquette. Same slim face shape, expressive eyes and quirky charm.

[Amy]

Okay, I can see it. I think people have said that about you before.

[Bobby Bones]

Really?

[Amy]

David Arquette?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I've. I've not heard David Arquette, but it's fine. I'm okay with that. Number one, I do like Joseph Gordon Levitt, especially when Bobby has shorter hair and glasses. They share that clean cut, smart but approachable look. Yeah, I think Joseph Gordon Levitt is just a normal looking dude. Hopefully he looks nice enough to walk up and say hi to.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

Those are solid, dude.

[Amy]

So far, the third one for all of us is a little bit of a stretch.

[Lunchbox]

Well, it's the third option.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. I go least to most.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think Faith Hill.

[Eddie]

No, there's no random. That is not even close.

[Bobby Bones]

This is Lunch Boxes. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Tom Brady at number three. It kind of does make sense. Will Forte from snl. Last man on Earth. I think he was in the the show with Steve Carell on Netflix with Tina Fey. Four seasons. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Will Forte. The shaggy hair, sometimes scruffy beard, and mischievous facial expressions line up well. Okay, that's number three. Number two, Early David Spade, especially.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Joe Dirt.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Is he Joe Dirt? That's you, dude.

[Eddie]

No, I didn't say anything about Joe Dirt.

[Lunchbox]

But that's early David Spade.

[Bobby Bones]

And then number one is young Steve Buscemi.

[Lunchbox]

And we've said this.

[Bobby Bones]

I swear to you. Eye spacing, no shape, cheekbones all line up with lunchboxes, facial structure and expressions. We've said he looked like Steve Buscemi.

[Lunchbox]

Forever, and he always disagreed.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Eddie]

I still disagree. I'd say Steve Buscemi. If you look at him, he looks like Stevo.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd say Steve Buscemi looks like Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

How about you guys?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, exactly like you.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one would you say is most accurate about yourself from the ones you were given? Why'd you guys grow? And there were good ones.

[Amy]

No, I. I'm saying I don't. I feel like all those people that I put them in a category, way not even above, like. But I'll. If I have to pick one, I'm like, gosh, they're all so awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll go Joseph Gordon Levitt. Just because that's the best one on my list.

[Lunchbox]

It's pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You. Pedro Pascal. La Playa awaits.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah, interesting.

[Lunchbox]

Did you say that? Yeah.

[Amy]

I'll go Elizabeth Banks.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's good. Lunchbox for sure. Bashimi.

[Eddie]

I. I don't know if any of these look like me, but I guess maybe Bashimi. David Arquette, but I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're not David Arquette.

[Lunchbox]

I was Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right. What was the guy's name?

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Spent Thanksgiving in Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, and then Fayetteville, Arkansas, just kind of went back and forth. And luckily they're an hour and a half from each other. And so we were driving on kind of the trek over, and it gets dark at like 4pm Now. It's weird. And so we're driving Kaitlin's dad's truck. And because we flew over there, and so we're driving his truck. It's a big truck. Bigger than I'M used to driving. I have a little trouble parking it. I'll be honest with you. I'm not afraid to admit my lack of masculinity. Yeah. And also, it's a little bigger truck than I'm used to.

[Amy]

If there's one thing you struggle with, that's parking.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there's a lot of things I struggle with, but I appreciate. Appreciate that. So we're driving, and all of a sudden I see the, hey, one of your tires is losing air rapidly. And there's nothing around us. And so the weather's colder. Of course it's losing air. Everything loses pressure. You wake up and it's like, duh. But I'm talking about rapid. And so it's at, like, 28. I said, Katelyn, I think we're losing at 26.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

22.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

16. Luckily, again, in Westville, Oklahoma, there's one gas station that we pull into. We found a spot with a light, and I know how to change a tire, but I'm in a boot. I can barely walk. She's pregnant. What the crap we going to do? It's Thanksgiving night. And so we called aaa. The guy was the nicest guy ever. And I've had the AAA happen before where it's been, like, four hours. That's kind of what we were waiting for because it was Thanksgiving. Guy shows up in, like, 20 minutes.

[Amy]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, a lifesaver. I wish I knew the guy's name. Just be a. Tell me something good. Yeah, like, switched it out.

[Amy]

So what was it? A nail.

[Bobby Bones]

Huge. Yeah. Popped a tire. And so we got very lucky because I think I would have kept driving. And Caitlin was the one that goes, hey, maybe we should pull over. There's one gas station here. Let's pull over. So we pulled over. We got there fine. That's probably the hardest part of our Thanksgiving. If we were doing, like, worst and best. Arkansas hired a football coach.

[Amy]

So what happened with that?

[Bobby Bones]

I tired of coach. We've been waiting forever. I guess that's the best. Oh, we had to go to Thanksgiving. It was normal.

[Amy]

But did y' all play?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we lost. But that didn't count because we didn't. I was there. It's a terrible game. No, no, new one didn't come till after the. Oh, yeah, I forgot. We played. We got drummed. We got drummed by Missouri and their head coach, who I like, who I know a little bit. He gave us the old, nah, you'll do better. Like in an interview, he's like, we miss Arkansas being good. Their head coach, but we hired a new coach, so I don't know him. I have a close friend that's friends with them, so that's exciting.

[Amy]

But you feel good about him?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm emotionally dead from this season. I thought Thanksgiving would bring it back.

[Lunchbox]

No, it didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

No. I'm emotionally dead from this year. We went to Brett Eldridge's Christmas show last night here in town. It was fantastic. If he's coming to your city, he does the Glow Christmas tour. It was awesome. And so we got there. Man, I'm just slow in this boot. And so I'm trying to get around the ryman. Just dragging my leg. You guys don't know what it's like.

[Lunchbox]

You don't.

[Eddie]

Man, oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I needed one of those placards. I. I will. Handicap placard. Yeah. Yeah. I need a placard. It's hard to get around.

[Amy]

Did you have handicapped seats?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, can you imagine?

[Bobby Bones]

There's.

[Amy]

I don't know if you had to scoot in the aisle, you know, because it's like, pews.

[Bobby Bones]

We just sat with his family.

[Amy]

I mean, did you at least get the aisle?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was the aisle. Yeah, that's what's up. It was. It was a good Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is weird because it's just too close to Christmas. We should move it to September.

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

After all these years.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We just moved it. I don't think there's ever a bad time to improve.

[Amy]

No, because then you take away the holidays. This is why it's good to have it here, because it's like the holidays.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, this is part of the holidays.

[Amy]

Thanksgiving, Christ, New Year's. It's the holidays.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't realize that.

[Amy]

And then you take.

[Bobby Bones]

Too close. No.

[Amy]

You ruin the season.

[Eddie]

It really is too close.

[Bobby Bones]

Too close.

[Amy]

You can't have. You can't have it in September, guys.

[Lunchbox]

Why not?

[Bobby Bones]

How about May I agree, man. Let's go. Summer. Thanksgiving is weird.

[Eddie]

Anyway, back is just too much because you can't. Seeing family that quick is just. It's not very budget conscious.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it just costs a lot of money to go places.

[Lunchbox]

And it's just a meal, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And it's not just junior varsity Christmas.

[Amy]

It's not just a meal.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yes, it is.

[Amy]

I will fight for this. Y' all are going to ruin the holidays.

[Bobby Bones]

It's too close. I'm telling you, it's too close. Okay. So anyway, that was. That's mine.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did somebody say they met me at your Thanksgiving? Yeah.

[Amy]

So we were at my boyfriend's parents house and there was some people there that I. I don't know well, but they were their guests. And we're sitting at the table and he mentioned like, oh, yeah, I met Bobby once at Brick Tops. I'm like, okay, maybe he's like, yeah, it was down in Franklin. It was. He was with a bunch of guys sitting at the bar having brunch. And I was like, no chance.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, what? Why do you still.

[Amy]

Like. I, I don't think that was Bobby. He goes, well, he said he was Bobby, so I. That I have, like, why do you think it's not Bobby? And I was like, everything you said there, like, nothing equals Bobby. You said bricktops in Franklin with a bunch of guys sitting at the bar having brunch.

[Bobby Bones]

No chance.

[Amy]

I don't even know. Like, I can't even think of a scenario where that would actually be Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, there's no chance.

[Amy]

Yeah, no chance.

[Lunchbox]

You're been at Bricktop.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that I haven't been to Bricktops, but if I grab food or something. But I wouldn't. I don't go sit at a bar.

[Lunchbox]

I don't have a bunch of guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a bunch of.

[Amy]

No way.

[Bobby Bones]

None of that's me.

[Amy]

For brunch.

[Bobby Bones]

No, none of that's me.

[Amy]

I was like, you definitely.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't like to leave my house.

[Amy]

He met an imposter.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. There are people, if they have dark rimmed glasses and they're like a generic looking white guy. There are people, people that I know that have been up to those type of fellas and they just say they're me not to like, get anything. They just think it's funny.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You get no more generic looking white guy with dark rim glasses than me. I did get confused for Johnny Knoxville again. I'm getting that more and more now over the break. Mm. One time. I've had it three times in the last couple of months.

[Amy]

Where your hair is not gray.

[Bobby Bones]

My hair's not gray. But he. I don't think we know him as being gray haired. Okay. I think he does Fear factor now. And he does have gray hair. You're kinda like, oh, Johnny Knoxville, like us, he's gotten older.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think. And it's always happened in the middle of, like, me taking pictures with other people. And they, they see me taking pictures, so they just assume I'm something, whatever something is. And they're like, oh, are you Johnny Knoxville? I am not. Who are you? They're always disappointed. Well, let me tell you who I am. I'm Bobby Bones.

[Eddie]

Never heard of you.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not Johnny Knoxville. Nope. Okay. Don't want a picture.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I didn't ask if you wanted a picture. You have to tell me you don't want a picture. But no, that wasn't. That wasn't me.

[Amy]

Definitely not.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanksgiving lunchbox.

[Eddie]

I went to North Carolina, man. Let me tell you, sometimes you know, your family, I don't know if they're just messing with you, but my mother in law, we used to go to sit down to eat, there's no rolls. And I'm like. She goes, oh, did I forget your roles? I know that's your favorite. I'm like, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you say there were no. Were you irritated there were no roles?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I was looking around, I was like, roles, guys. Where are the roles? And that's when she looked at me. She goes, oh, roles. Did I forget your roles? Like, I don't know if that's her, like, flirting or sending a message or like, she's mad at me.

[Amy]

Like, she knows your favorite and then she's not gonna give it to you.

[Lunchbox]

That's really.

[Bobby Bones]

When you punch someone in third grade. Cause you like them.

[Eddie]

It was just so weird. So it was just like, what are we doing? We had Thanksgiving with no Rol. It was like, the worst Thanksgiving.

[Bobby Bones]

That's like the worst first world problem ever. There are, like actual hungry people out there. This.

[Lunchbox]

We had no roll, but it rocked his world, man.

[Eddie]

That's my favorite Thanksgiving side is buttery rolls.

[Lunchbox]

It sounds like you're talking about, like, we showed up and there was no turkey.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, nobody was even there. They led us to an empty lot.

[Eddie]

Might as well be. It was just like, disaster.

[Bobby Bones]

So it wasn't a good Thanksgiving?

[Eddie]

No. And then let me tell you, that drive back. Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Drove in.

[Eddie]

It was supposed to be five and a half hours, eight hours.

[Amy]

Because the traffic or what?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the day after Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, we came back yesterday and there was just people everywhere. Everywhere. It's just traffic for. I mean, you're going slow. Stop, stop.

[Bobby Bones]

We're familiar with traffic.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

We've been in traffic before.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was awful, man. It was a long day.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, did you cut your hand?

[Lunchbox]

I did, man. So you know how we were doing that story, like last week about how the top reasons why you go to the emergency room on Thanksgiving? Well, I was cooking and I sliced my finger cutting an onion. Like the onion was it moved while I was pushing the knife down, got my finger. Luckily, my sister was there. She's an ER nurse, and she patched it together. But look, dude, I look like Frankenstein.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

Isn't that crazy?

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, I like it.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, do I need to go to the er? She said, no, I have surgical glue. So we're good. She did a whole thing in the kitchen.

[Bobby Bones]

You are, Frank.

[Eddie]

You're.

[Bobby Bones]

You're finger Frankenstein.

[Lunchbox]

I look like.

[Bobby Bones]

How was it? How was Thanksgiving?

[Lunchbox]

It was good. It's good. The turkey was amazing. I did. I fried it.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you call your own turkey amazing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Because when you do a turkey, you really have no idea how it's going to turn out. And when I took that first bite and everyone was like, eddie, this is so good.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, that's good.

[Lunchbox]

Nailed it.

[Bobby Bones]

You watch, because I never make the food. Do you watch if you make the food, do you watch everybody's face when they start to eat your thing?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's part of it.

[Bobby Bones]

And if they don't go, oh, this is so good. But they say nothing. Are you insulted?

[Lunchbox]

No, I wait about 10, 15 minutes. I'm like, what you guys think of the turkey?

[Bobby Bones]

But nobody's gonna say bad because they didn't make it.

[Lunchbox]

You can tell. Some people are like, it's pretty good. It's pretty good, man. Thank you.

[Amy]

Oh, like, what I do is when you go back into the kitchen after everybody's gotten their plate, you see if your dish, like, in sort of empty.

[Bobby Bones]

If people keep going back. Yeah. Proofs in that pudding.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, okay. Yes, we did good. There's nothing left.

[Bobby Bones]

Today's the last day that you can eat leftovers.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's it. Or else it goes bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Otherwise, it is unhealthy for you to eat the food that you have for Thanksgiving. We didn't bring any back, and also, we actually took some things because I can't eat a lot of things because of my stupid dairy allergy.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. How'd your fried okra grow?

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't get any grow. They didn't make me any.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't.

[Amy]

I thought they were picking up.

[Lunchbox]

They were going to Bob Charlie Shack. Famous Dave's.

[Bobby Bones]

No, first of all, Charlie's chicken.

[Lunchbox]

Charlie's Chicken.

[Bobby Bones]

Shout out. Oklahoma. We're not gonna do that. And then. But yeah, no, I. I got no fried okra. It was. I don't want to bring it up. I thought the flat tire was a little worse, but now that you mention it, the fried. Not having fried okra.

[Lunchbox]

Was it your mother in law being like, oh, did I forget?

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody said anything about it.

[Amy]

Did you?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. But it was like you did say something. Well, to my wife when we were alone, I was like, so. Cause I didn't do anything. So it's kind of hard to complain when you didn't do jack crap.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And like I got a messed up foot. My foot's on the coffee table elevated, like I'm doing nothing and everybody else is doing everything around me.

[Amy]

And so even when you were asking, you weren't really complaining, you were just curious.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, to my wife, I was like, I must have missed the okra.

[Lunchbox]

And what did she say?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we weren't able to get any. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that would be why I missed it, I guess. And I do this whole thing where I'm like, I guess just another sad holiday.

[Amy]

That's fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's fun. You guys can call us if you want. 877-77-Bobby. That's our phone number. 877-77-B O B B Y Bones.

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[Amy]

Goodbye.

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[Bobby Bones]

Hey, speaking of people who got injured at Thanksgiving, Guy Fieri ripped his quad muscle. He was rushed into emergency surgery after slipping on a set of steps and tearing his quad muscle in half.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

Because of where it tore, the doctor said it was extremely rare. Wheelchair and crutches. The fall happened in the middle of filming his new show, Flavortown Food Fight. It'd be crazy if you were, like, an ER surgeon and Guy Fieri comes in.

[Lunchbox]

That would be crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be crazy. Like, it's all spiky hair, his flaming.

[Lunchbox]

Shirts, and you can't say anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you gotta be like, just another day. But really, you're like, I'm working on Flavortown right now. It's crazy. New York Post with that story. Ray, would you play me voicemail number one?

[Ray]

Hi, this is Megan from Littleton, Colorado, and I have a.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good.

[Ray]

A teenager from Nashville, Tennessee, named Stevenson grew up in a Haitian orphanage. He had a dream to run a half marathon and raise money for Christmas for that orphanage. With the help of donations, he raised over $30,000. And that was. Tell me something good.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go.

[Amy]

Well, that was nice of her. What, to call in and do that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what he made. Yeah. Amy's son ran. How much do I owe?

[Amy]

So. Well, you.

[Bobby Bones]

All of a sudden, he extended. I said I'd do 25 bucks a mile, right? He did. Yeah, you did. And he kept stretching out miles.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he kept doing that.

[Amy]

Well, here's what happened. So he'd only ever run five miles. So his goal was to push himself and double that. So his goal was 10 miles? Well, people started pledging per mile, and donations started coming in. And he was like, oh, there's so many donations coming in. He's like, I feel like I need to. To run more. Not for the people that pledge per mile, but, like, just to be like, hey, I need to work harder for this money. It could be a flat rate that some people are donating. And so he's like. I think he woke up that morning and he's like, I think I'M going to try for 13.1 and do a half marathon. And he did it, and it was so cool. And his friend showed up and ran with him, and I ran a couple miles with him. His dad ran a mile with him.

[Bobby Bones]

You ran a couple miles?

[Amy]

Well, I ran mile seven, and then we were tracking every mile that he did and the time, because he was holding a little tracker. And when we pulled up on the app, mile seven was his slowest mile. That was with mom.

[Bobby Bones]

Running with mom.

[Lunchbox]

He had to stay back a little bit.

[Ray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

And then he ran a mile with his friends. He run a mile with his dad, and then we all ran the 13.1. Everybody that wanted to run ran that mile.

[Bobby Bones]

The point one or the.

[Amy]

The whole 13.1 or the 1.1 mile. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I owe him $327.

[Amy]

So that's 25 times 13.1.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, send me the link.

[Amy]

I'll send you the link. Yeah, so I don't owe it to him.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm paying the orphanage.

[Amy]

No, it's going directly to Team Haiti. So everything. Anybody that donated, just know that everything's going directly to the orphanage.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, hit it up.

[Ray]

I just wanted to say congratulations to Stevenson raising all that money for the orphanage in Haiti. Good job. You're an inspiration. Have a good day. Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool. I watched a lot of it on the live stream. Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

He was so excited, like, every time I gave him a dollar update, like, hearing him scream and freak out, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of money.

[Amy]

Yeah. So just to clarify, since he wanted to fundraise for a good Christmas, and then bonuses for the nannies and staff, obviously that takes care of that. But we crunched some numbers and looked at the. There's also a school at the orphanage, and there's teachers there. And we looked at what was brought in. So Christmas is handled, and then bonuses, and then the teacher salaries for 2026 are covered completely for the entire year. So, I mean, I have goosebumps saying that. And obviously, there's always expenses at the orphanage, but we had to find a place for that money to go. And we were like, okay, feel awesome, because now you've handled teacher salaries for next year.

[Bobby Bones]

That's awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah. So cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. It's a bonus one right there. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. My girlfriend and I have been together for a little over a year. Things are great. The issue is she wants us to combine finances. She recently suggested we open a joint Checking account for shared expenses and start putting our paychecks in it every month. Her point is that if we're doing the next big step together, let's go ahead and do some big steps together. We don't live together. We're not married. And honestly, I like having my money separate. I love her, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to share a bank account with someone. How do I tell her without making her feel like I don't see a future with her? Thanks for your help. Signed confused boyfriend. Yeah, I would never do it like this. I would never just go, we're not married. Let's put all of our money together. I feel like. And I understand why. I don't agree, but I understand why she would want to try something together financially. But to just go, let's put all our money together immediately, that is bad news. I think you could open up a checking account and you do put money from your account in for shared expenses. I'm okay with that. If there's a completely separate account and you're both just putting in what you guys both spend, I think that's a nice warm up. But there is no way I'm combining account finances anything with somebody I'm not married to.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

And if you explain that to her in a very calm, reasonable, rational way and. And that upsets her, then there's bigger. There's. You're gonna be in for some treats down the line, I think.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. I think that's a good point because you're gonna. I think he's already seeing it a little bit or he wouldn't have emailed us.

[Amy]

Yeah. Cuz he's nervous about how to approach it. But if she. Anybody thinking clearly would understand this is getting ahead of things a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't even live together yet. There are many steps you could actually do. So what you could do is you could actually punt this and not say no. You could say, hey, I think it's a great idea, but I think we should do a couple other things first before we do that, because I do want to start building a life together. I think possibly we should live together first and then once we get in, we rent a place or maybe one of you guys own a house and one helps with the mortgage or whatever. You can have a checking account where you just put enough in for expenses and that could feel like a joint. But you can't do all your money. Not yet. Heck, some of us here don't even do that. Now. Lunchbox doesn't Yeah. I mean, some of us.

[Lunchbox]

About.

[Bobby Bones]

One of us doesn't. Yeah.

[Amy]

He's been married how long? Lunch?

[Eddie]

10. 10 years.

[Bobby Bones]

What's your advice to him?

[Eddie]

I mean, it's just easier. It makes life simpler that you don't have money together. So you just tell her, look, why would we complicate things? Everything is working out great. You know what I mean? You have your money, I have my money. It works. We. Our relationship is great. Combining money makes more fighting.

[Bobby Bones]

The founding forefathers, they wrote that. They do in the Constitution.

[Eddie]

No, literally, you fight more over money. Every.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, Say it like you said it, though, again.

[Eddie]

When you combine money, it just makes more fighting.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Makes more fighting. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what I said it was on the first nickel?

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's true, though. It's 100 accurate. You guys all talk about how you fight over money.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we don't. I literally never do.

[Eddie]

Amy, when her old. I have to go ask for permission to buy this. It's like, wow, man.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think it was. There was a dollar amount both of you guys had to check in on if you spent all this.

[Amy]

And that was, like, early on in our marriage. And things can evolve. Like, we were really new.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't let him change the subject. No, I'm not doing it.

[Amy]

Sharing finances. We were diligent about saving him. More so than me, but.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, Eddie has to call his wife now. Oh, is it okay if I buy this Snickers bar now?

[Bobby Bones]

That I'll agree with.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I do.

[Lunchbox]

And then we do fight a lot. That's what I'm saying about money. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you only get one Snickers A and do not go over. I would not say no, but my. It would be saying no, but I just wouldn't say it like that. I would say, hey, I agree with you. We do need to kind of ramp up this investment into our life together. We could live together. We. Let's. Let's start an account together. We both put money in from our expenses, our shared expenses. And if that's what she must do if.

[Crunchy Representative]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

But I don't think that's necessary.

[Bobby Bones]

But, no, she don't want that.

[Amy]

Okay, but why?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know where.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. But I definitely wouldn't do all my money from the whole paycheck. Yeah. Or savings, if you have any savings.

[Amy]

This is the beginnings of a scam.

[Bobby Bones]

Is she Nigerian? Have you met her?

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That's what we advise. Thank you for the email. Close it up. They asked A thousand kids. Kids between the ages of 7 and 16. Hey, when is old? What do you think they said 7.

[Amy]

If they're 7 and 16, then, I mean, they're gonna say things like 30.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that your answer?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

40.

[Bobby Bones]

49. That was a little older than I thought. It's probably the 15 and 16 year olds that are really weighing that, because I feel like a 7 year old will be like 12. Yeah. So 49 is when you've officially become old. According to kids. The top 10. 10 things old people love according to kids. So number 10 is doing crosswords, just so you kind of get the vibe here.

[Amy]

Okay. Crosswords.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Phone calls.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, actual phone calls?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting. Didn't make it, but I get it. And remember, this is kids. Who's saying this? Number nine. Complaining about the weather.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

During a very adult thing.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, we do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Number eight, I feel like, is unfair. Knitting. I don't know any adults that knit.

[Amy]

I know some like.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, like, grandmas.

[Amy]

No, I know people my age that knit.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know them.

[Amy]

Yeah, they crochet.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they just doing it for Instagram clout?

[Amy]

It's therapeutic.

[Bobby Bones]

They say sleeping at seven. Hey, color me old.

[Amy]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't do a lot of it, but when I do, I love it. Talking about aches and pains comes in at number six.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, because older we get, more stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Hurts part of it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, you got any other guesses here? What do old people do, according to kids?

[Amy]

Sleeping. Sorry. So nap wouldn't count as, like, sleeping?

[Bobby Bones]

It would count as sleeping.

[Amy]

Oh, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Tv.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Watch a lot of tv.

[Bobby Bones]

Watching daytime television. Oh, so. So, yeah, tv. Probably TV in general because they're all watching things on their phone. I mean, I watch most things on my phone, too.

[Amy]

Reading.

[Bobby Bones]

No. No.

[Amy]

Pickleball?

[Bobby Bones]

No. And that's mean listening to the radios at 4.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Drinking tea is at 3.

[Amy]

Love tea.

[Bobby Bones]

Gardening is a 2. Didn't you have your gardening phase?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You still on that or.

[Amy]

No, no. But I desperately want to bring it back so that I have something to offer if the world ends.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. Just to have that skill set. Yeah. You gotta do that for a long time, though, for me to bring you in. Like, you gotta be good because we depend on you.

[Amy]

I can sell.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we're not.

[Lunchbox]

We're not.

[Bobby Bones]

And then number one's talking about the good old days.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Uncle Rico.

[Amy]

So that's just.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably just talking about things from your life. Kids think that's good old days. Because they're 11 years old. So there you go. If you stop doing those 10 things, you will not be considered old.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But I do pretty much all those 10 things all the time. So I don't think there's any way for us to get out of it. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something. Dozens of people got warm food, clothing, and support services during a recent outreach event held earlier this week at a church in Michigan. Warren, Michigan, is the town. And there were several different groups in the community, small groups that got together to do this and open up beds. And the founder's name is Ray, and he also serves in the Michigan State Guard Defense Force. He created this whole foundation using his own money, like funded the whole thing. And then it's been happening. And so other people. And he's not been asking for money, but other people have found out that he's funding it all himself. And so obviously they start to help as well. But he wasn't doing it for any other reason other than to help people. The event is at full capacity. And it's also cold. It sucks. It. It. I'm assuming. I don't think it's a big assumption. Michigan, well, that it sucks to be homeless anytime, but when it. When it's cold, it's a different level of misery, I'm sure. And so this event has grown every single year. So big shout out to Ray DeLoach, who started this with his own money, and everybody else who's jumped in to help him. W, X, Y, Z. With that story. That is what it's all about was. Tell me something good, bones. She got a paper cut and then ignored it. Cuz we probably all get paper cuts. And then it got really, really, really infected. So she's 63 years old and. Oh, I can't look at it. Can't look at it.

[Lunchbox]

You saw a picture of it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Mike pulled it up. It's disgusting. She got paper cut. We get paper cuts. We don't think anything about it except, oh yeah, and then we kind of move on with our life. She was breaking down cardboard boxes, and then she cleaned it and bandaged it. And then about a week later, it still was there. So that's already a sign if a week later it hasn't healed and then it starts to swell. And then she said, well, I've been like running a lot. And so maybe. And then she removed the bandage and the infection was so bad they had to take her to urgent care. Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

From a paper cut.

[Bobby Bones]

After posting photos of her hand. The images went viral, drawing over 1.5 million views. Her hand is now finally healing. But dude, it looked like a meat grinder. Oh my God.

[Lunchbox]

That's so gross.

[Bobby Bones]

It looked like a.

[Amy]

So what? What do we learn from this?

[Lunchbox]

I cleaned it though.

[Bobby Bones]

She did. I learned that when Mike handed me the paper for the story because I already knew it. I did. Pinchers like to not get. Not get paper cut. So. There's another one too that I read where this guy, I guess he. He passed away in the backseat of his car. Have you guys seen this story?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

It took 15 days and two toes. Like toe, like you tow a car before anyone noticed that there's a guy in the back seat of the car that wasn't alive.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

According to the police department, an unnamed private towing company was contacted to remove a vehicle from this parking lot. And they go and they transfer it to another lot facility where you go and then people have to come get their car. Nobody came to get the car. 15 laters. I guess there's like another lot they take it to like a long term. He's back there the whole time.

[Amy]

Oh my.

[Lunchbox]

Dead.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I've been kind of sensitive about just yelling that word, but. Yeah, well, yeah, which is why I was kind of like no longer with us. Yeah. Police identified the body as a 49 year old man who'd been reported missing since November 1, two days before his car was towed. The man's body was taken to the medical examiner's office. And no signs of foul play? Nothing. They're not saying I don't know what happened to him, but they towed him twice while his body was in there.

[Amy]

What's considered what falls under foul play?

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody didn't murder him or poison him. Right?

[Eddie]

Natural causes. He's probably sitting back there and just.

[Bobby Bones]

49. How natural is it to die at 49?

[Lunchbox]

It depends how healthy you are or unhealthy you are.

[Amy]

I mean, it's still suspicious.

[Bobby Bones]

I believe it's suspicious too.

[Amy]

So that's why I'm like confused as what's foul play?

[Lunchbox]

I think the professionals, Amy and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Have decided we're going to reopen this case. We're reop opening the cold case. Right. Amy, we're gonna get to the bottom of this.

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Hey, it's Bobby Bones planning a Trip always sounds fun until you actually sit down to do it. Because suddenly everybody's got demands. You've got one friend who wants to be right in the middle of the action, then another who only cares if place has a gym because vacations are basically just leg day. And someone else who wants total peace and quiet as if they're on a meditation retreat. That's exactly why you should use booking.com. because no matter how picky or particular the group gets, booking.com has a stay that works for everybody. Hotels, vacation rentals, big places, small places, close to the beach, close to the mountains, close to nothing at all. All across the U.S. booking.com really does make it easy to plan a trip. So instead of stressing, just scroll through until you find your perfect stay. That checks everybody's boxes. It's there. And booking.com has it. Find exactly what you're booking for booking.com. booking. Yeah, that's booking.com. booking. Yeah. Today is December 1st, which is crazy. The countdown to Christmas is happening.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

And we're gonna play famous firsts. So I'll go around the room. If you miss it, you're out. Amy, according to the Bible, who was the first human created by God? Adam. Correct.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness. I'd have missed that one. Right out the gate.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you have said?

[Lunchbox]

Jesus. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It had been a miss, but yeah. All right.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Is this real? Right?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think he's doing it.

[Lunchbox]

That's real.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think.

[Amy]

Okay, well, next time he asks off for Easter, because play this clip back.

[Eddie]

Hey, don't. Don't. Just because I don't retain the information. Don't make fun of me.

[Bobby Bones]

It's true. It's not very Christian like, but, you.

[Amy]

Know, he knows every name of every person he went to. Elementary, junior high, high school, also every reality star.

[Bobby Bones]

Judge. Not. Yes, DB Judge.

[Amy]

I know.

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[Eddie]

But when we go to church as kids, were I paying attention? I was playing under the pews, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. In what state did the Wright brothers complete the first human powered flight?

[Eddie]

The North Carolina.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. It just fell like this. Eddie, you also get a God question.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

What did God create on the first day? Jesus. Yes. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

They're in Genesis. On the first day, Man. On the first day, God created.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're there.

[Lunchbox]

See it, man. I can see the. The writing. The first day, he created the sun.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I'm gonna give it to him. It's light.

[Amy]

That's right.

[Lunchbox]

That's because.

[Amy]

How do you get light.

[Lunchbox]

The sun.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't fight for it because you just guessed.

[Amy]

I mean, it's not a light bulb, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what was the first state to join the Union?

[Amy]

The Union.

[Bobby Bones]

Why did you just yell the words the union back at me? What was the. Yeah. The first date.

[Amy]

The first state.

[Bobby Bones]

It's also called the first state, like, it's their state motto.

[Amy]

It's the first. They're the first state ever. Southeast.

[Bobby Bones]

Somewhere up east.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You got this.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Jesus.

[Amy]

The union.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what was the first date? What was the first date?

[Amy]

What was the first date? What was that first date? Actually, like, this is easy, because it's like there's like, Delaware. Vermont. Delaware, Pennsylvania. That's where the Liberty Bell is.

[Bobby Bones]

I need an answer, dude.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Delaware.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. The first stage.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Good job, Amy. I would have guessed Pennsylvania for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

We've talked about this.

[Eddie]

Hey, I was on Virginia.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next up, Lunchbox. Who was the first baseball player to hit 50 home runs in a season?

[Eddie]

The first one to ever hit 50 in a season.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Eddie]

That's a tough one, man. I don't know. The first one to do it. I mean, he set the record, but did he do. Was he the first one to do it?

[Bobby Bones]

5 seconds.

[Eddie]

Dang. Give me Roger Maris.

[Bobby Bones]

Babe Ruth.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Eddie]

See.

[Lunchbox]

Like, Roger Maris would have been really hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Roger Maris.

[Eddie]

Well, you hit the record. That's why I didn't know.

[Lunchbox]

But, dude, there's no way that would be in this game.

[Eddie]

Well, they had the first person.

[Lunchbox]

So hard.

[Eddie]

First person that Jesus or whatever you guys.

[Lunchbox]

Adam.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that was.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have gone with Jesus, I think, baby. Okay. It was before Roger Maris. All right, Eddie, what year did the first person walk on the moon? Oh, man, if you missed this, Amy wins.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Amy]

I know this one, too.

[Lunchbox]

Like, my. I want to go to 69.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I do. Nice.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm not sure. It was 1969.

[Bobby Bones]

What about 1967? 6.

[Lunchbox]

7. I mean, I feel like it's 68 because I remember somebody wrote a book like, 1968, the year that rocked the world. It's either 68 or 69. 69 was Woodstock and the moon landing.

[Bobby Bones]

Your answer?

[Lunchbox]

1969.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Man, it's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what was the first feature film in the Marvel cinematic universe in 2008.

[Amy]

First Marvel, 2008.

[Bobby Bones]

I like how she just says something back to me, like, Union.

[Amy]

2008. I don't know. Spider Man.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that your answer?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Iron Man. Eddie for the win. Come on. Famous firsts. Who became the first billionaire in 1916 through the ownership of his Standard Oil company? Oh boy.

[Lunchbox]

Can you repeat the year?

[Bobby Bones]

1916.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so it wasn't Elon, wasn't Jeff Bezos. 1916. That's gotta be Vanderbilt. Or Vanderbilt, I think. Did the railroad though. Oil, you say?

[Bobby Bones]

Who became the first billionaire in 1916 through the ownership of his Standard Oil company?

[Lunchbox]

Not Jerry Jones.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, maybe he is old.

[Lunchbox]

1916. Give me Rockefeller.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow, wow, wow.

[Lunchbox]

What's that dude's first name? Randall.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's John.

[Lunchbox]

John Rockefeller.

[Bobby Bones]

Not even weird.

[Lunchbox]

Wow, dude, that was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You want a victory lap?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, please.

[Bobby Bones]

Edward Jenner developed the first vaccine to protect against what disease?

[Lunchbox]

Eric Jenner. How's polio?

[Bobby Bones]

Edward Jenner.

[Lunchbox]

Edward Jenner.

[Bobby Bones]

So do you change your answer then?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's gotta be polio.

[Bobby Bones]

Smallpox.

[Lunchbox]

Oh no.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the Beatles first U. S. Number one hit song? A seven week run launching Beatle mania in America.

[Lunchbox]

I want to hold your hand.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. At the start of the U. S. Civil War in 1860, which state became the first to secede from the union?

[Lunchbox]

The first had to be Virginia.

[Bobby Bones]

South Carolina.

[Lunchbox]

Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Final. Call me Ishmael is the famous line of what novel by Herman Melville?

[Lunchbox]

Call me Ishmael.

[Bobby Bones]

Call me Ishmael.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's Moby Dick.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Good job. First game of the month, first win.

[Lunchbox]

Freddie, we'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's almost time. Well, when we get to January, the stats for the.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the final stats.

[Bobby Bones]

And Amy, what's his name?

[Amy]

Tyler.

[Bobby Bones]

See, but that put that stored up there, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, we'll never forget it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's the winner. All right, voicemails. Go ahead.

[Ray]

I'm calling because last year on rejected segments, Amy wanted to talk about not washing her hair for 11 days. Bobby said that was boring and no one wanted to hear that. I would argue every female listener would like to hear the details on how she made it 11 days without washing her hair. I'm on day three and about to have to wash. Okay, thanks, bye.

[Bobby Bones]

How about it?

[Amy]

Oh, wow. Okay, circling back to this. So I sort of have changed my tune on this a little bit. I used to try to go as long as possible and I had to train my hair to get there. But now new research on TikTok says.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh no, like that's not research, that's someone just recording something.

[Amy]

No, the girls that really know how to take care of their hair and help grow. Like for a while we were thinking, yeah, over washing it is going to Harm your hair? Well, now getting it too dirty is harming our hair. So we've got to reverse course a little bit. Like, the pendulum swung all the way to, like, 11 days. Can't believe I did that. And now it's leveling out where I try to wash it about every three to four days. And that's what I'm learning is, like, really healthy for my scalp, you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

How'd you feel about that?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it wasn't interesting because y'.

[Amy]

All don't deal with the things that we deal. We're trying to get our hair to grow. We're trying to keep our scalps healthy. We're trying to keep our hairline healthy.

[Bobby Bones]

And, well, it got unrejected after all these years. You got dug up out of the time capsule.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm actually.

[Bobby Bones]

She's been holding on to that for a year, that caller.

[Amy]

I'm kind of impressed. I made it 11 days. How I did it, I don't know. A lot of dry shampoo, and we had dreads.

[Bobby Bones]

But she didn't tell you she came in. Don't worry about the thing.

[Ray]

Next up, I just wanted to call and say how much Bobby's laugh truly makes my morning. Every time I hear him laugh, it brightens my day so much. I really do. When you laugh, it makes me laugh, and it turns my whole morning around. I love listening to all of you guys so much. Have a great day.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you for the very nice message. I wish I thought more things were funnier than same. Just change the world. Laughing all day. Yeah, it's really hard to get a little tickle out of me, but when you do, it comes out very feminine. It's like this.

[Lunchbox]

It's like a hyena.

[Bobby Bones]

Next go on the show, there are kind of famous shoot lunchboxes, even in the top 25 most notables. And I was just wondering, on the weekends, do you all run errands real.

[Eddie]

Early in the morning to avoid being.

[Bobby Bones]

Recognized, or do you go in the.

[Eddie]

Middle of the day? Or how do you all handle it? Love the show, Take care of.

[Bobby Bones]

Respectfully, we're not Morgan Wallen. It's not a thing.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't think anybody thinks that for real.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, if my glasses give me away the most. And once I had a day, we were at the doctor, and like, four or five people had said hi, and I was like, dang, that's like, at the doctor, huh? But in. In the waiting room. Yeah. But I was like, how are they sure it's me? And My wife goes, you're wearing an Arkansas hoodie and Arkansas shorts and red shoes. So if there was any thought at all, like, you're screaming if they know, so. But no, it's not. Especially in Nashville, where there are people that are actually famous, they don't even get bothered that much by locals. So I would say a little bit. It's never a bother, but not really. But nobody really does. What's your answer to that?

[Amy]

Yeah, I. I run my errands any time of day.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't have to. I don't have to, you know, hide out at certain times ever.

[Bobby Bones]

The weirdest part for my wife when we got married was people recording us while we're eating dinner at restaurants, like, holding their phone up and recording us. So other than that, it's pretty. Everything's pretty normal. Like, there's no but that we're not even actually famous.

[Lunchbox]

The weirdest part of my kids, whenever I do see a listener, I talk to them for a second. My kids are like, who's that? I'm like, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Don't know who they are or a.

[Bobby Bones]

Listener that listens to the show. So they know a lot of not stuff about us. And what's great is they feel like they already know us. They talk to us like they already know us. And then I'm convinced in my head I should know who that is because they. We've obviously talked before because they know a lot of stuff that I don't, and I never. It's so awkward. I'm like, who. Who are you again? Because they don't come up and go, like, I'm a listener. It's like, hey, what? And I'm like, oh, for sure. We must have met then at some point. And then even I do that. I walk away. I'm like, I wonder who that was. Yeah. All right, next one.

[Ray]

I know you love when people provide some constructive feedback, so I have two things. Your AI is definitely a male with a more feminine voice. Also, Amy, I love you, but on the investigative morning, Corny, I yell at my phone every Thursday. When they get it right, just go on to the next one. You cheer, and it's so cute. But I'm, like, yelling. I'm like, they're wasting time.

[Bobby Bones]

Go, go.

[Ray]

Love the show. I hope you enjoy this feedback. Thanks, y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, same.

[Amy]

So just go, go. I need to practice that.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, we tell you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we're, like, going to the next one.

[Amy]

Okay. Yeah, I'll stop getting excited.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks for the voicemail. We'll take your feedback anytime. 877-77-Bobby, that's our live number. But also if we're not here and you're listening on podcast or later in the day, call that number. Leave us a voicemail. 8777, Bobby. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

A couple years ago, Matt and Karras decided to be foster parents. So they waited for a placement and they finally got 17 year old Taylor. They said it was only going to be two days though. They said we need her for the weekend. Just hang on to her and then until she gets a final placement and then we'll take her somewhere else. Well, two days became a month, a year.

[Bobby Bones]

That common.

[Lunchbox]

That's my story.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe not a year, but more than if it. It's not always as brief as they think, man.

[Lunchbox]

It's. It's exactly like my story because my story, they said it'd take nine months max and it took three years. So in this case, Taylor, two years later, they're like, all right, we need to finally adopt Taylor because nothing's gonna move here. So they finally adopted her. She's officially part of the family. They had a huge party at the courthouse. Family, friends, everyone. And they're looking forward to spending an officially first Christmas with Taylor.

[Bobby Bones]

We went to Eddie's courthouse. I don't know what you call that ceremony.

[Lunchbox]

Adoption ceremony.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess the courthouse part's not the ceremony, but it was, it felt like a ceremony, man.

[Lunchbox]

It was official.

[Bobby Bones]

And he had them all dressed in Dallas cowboy gear.

[Lunchbox]

And they were in order. One number one was the. Was the oldest, two the next three and four cute.

[Bobby Bones]

He was indoctrinating them. You know, it's my point. He's indoctrinating them as Cowboys fans.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, how cool was that judge, though?

[Bobby Bones]

Remind me.

[Lunchbox]

The judge was like, hey guys, get behind the, the, the desk. And they hit the gavel and everything, I think. Didn't you go back there too?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but he wanted me to put the robe on and I was like, guy, I'm not the judge.

[Lunchbox]

Right, right.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, but you're kind of America's judge. And I'm like, I'm not. So now that was, it was really cool. Yeah, that's good. And good for them. Glad that happened. That's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up, wake up in the morning. Then you hear Eddie emuls box Morgan too. It trying to put you through M's Riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store. Now time for the morning corny. The morning corny.

[Amy]

What do you call a woman who puts her credit card bills straight in the fire?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

Bernardet.

[Bobby Bones]

Bernardet. That's good.

[Lunchbox]

That's really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that was the morning corny. All right, hit me with that voicemail. Leaving a tip for a hair person. If the person pays for a seat like they have to pay to work there, then you tip them more because they don't get what you get charged for your cut and color. If they own it, money goes to them. Not quite accurate for the most part. So what happens is if you go into a salon, a lot of people will rent. Rent that space. Meaning I'm just gonna throw a number out. They'll pay 10 bucks a month to own that space. It's way more than that. But for the sake of the story, they pay their 10 bucks and then everything is theirs after. Like they pay the 10 bucks to make all their money. So there are, for the most part, no more percentages are going to the place. The money the place is making is the rent the person is paying to rent that chair in that spot. Did I explain?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So I just have a lot of friends in do hair. And so in some spots can be like 1200 bucks a month in certain places. So they have to pay that. But none of the money that you pay goes to the company. It goes to them, but they have to obviously pay their. Yeah, I guess eventually pay their nut back first. That was called you're nut. Yeah. Never heard it called that.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No. All right.

[Amy]

Rain Rent works.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby Bone show. Bonehead.

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[Eddie]

This story comes to us from Seattle, Washington. A 31 year old man was driving a stolen truck. When a police officer tries to pull him over. He's like, starts driving crazy through a neighborhood, gets to a busy parking lot, ditches the truck. He's like, there's a Goodwill. He runs in the Goodwill, buys new clothes.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't steal them. Bought them.

[Eddie]

Bought them.

[Lunchbox]

That's nice. There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, help helping out.

[Eddie]

And he had lost the police, but he's walking down the street. Only problem is they had dispatched the helicopter. So the helicopter said, hey. He just walked out of the Goodwill and new clothes and they got him.

[Bobby Bones]

The problem was he wasn't whistling.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Cause you have to do that. Hands in your pocket.

[Bobby Bones]

People don't suspect anybody that whistles. Like if you're whistling. You did nothing wrong. That was what he did wrong.

[Eddie]

All right, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Voicemail with Ray's parking spot.

[Eddie]

Man, you guys sold him out.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody had his back. That is harsh justice for Ray. He gets there first come, first serve, all day later. I generally felt the same way. And this is in regards to a show last week. We have somebody who works in this building on a different radio station, and she has a spot she's parked in over and over and over and over again. Ray just saw it. Ray saw it open and parked in it. But they're not assigned parking spots. And I was all on Ray's side, and then we brought her in to give her side, and still I was kind of on Ray's side. But then Ray, when he told us the facts, he was lying about him, and so he. He lost me. I'm a juror.

[Lunchbox]

Oh. Once somebody lies. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He was like, in her Jeep is always. She doesn't even drive a Jeep, so.

[Lunchbox]

And to be fair, Lunchbox did.

[Eddie]

I had his back. Like, no one had his back. I voted for Ray. That girl doesn't need to be parking there. If Ray gets there first, he gets it. I'm with you.

[Bobby Bones]

I felt the same way until the lies in the stand. The witness misled the jury.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the details, right?

[Amy]

I like them both. It's just weird to me that he just started this, like, two weeks ago. That's where it lost me at. She's been doing it for a year, and he's just now swooping in.

[Eddie]

I mean, it doesn't matter what type of car she has. She could add a truck, a bike. If she's not there, park there. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

I agreed until I met her and Ray lied. Well, she's also very nice, and even at my own house, I don't get the best parking spot, so I'm fine. Now he's starting to back off. Oh, my goodness.

[Eddie]

Folded like a lawn chair, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, you guys can jump in. We're leaving now, but you can leave us a voicemail. 8, 7 7, 7, 7, Bobby. That's our number. 8, 7, 7, 7, b o b b y. Leave us a voicemail. We will see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone Show Theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram. Reedyarberry Scuba Steve, Executive producer, Raymundo, Head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

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[Amy]

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