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Eddie
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
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Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Let' hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show Morning studio. Morning. So these parents let their kid who's 13, drop out of school so he can focus on playing Fortnite full time. What's your instant reaction?
Amy
How old is he?
Bobby Bones
Thirteen.
Amy
Okay. Yeah, I think we're gonna finish school. We're gonna finish school.
Bobby Bones
What if he's making a lot of money doing it right now and he's.
Amy
Still in school and he's still making money? Then we can do both.
Eddie
Finished his high school, is that what you're saying?
Amy
For sure, yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's four years away.
Bobby Bones
The boy gaming at age three. Is that too early for a parent to let a kid game?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
I mean he's clearly very talented.
Bobby Bones
Yes, yes.
Eddie
He's been playing since he was three.
Bobby Bones
Found his passion for Fortnite at age five. His parents set up a YouTube channel for him. It has over 230000 subscribers. He's a 13 year old. He crushes it. He beats professional players. If your 13 year old was so good at soccer, they wanted to send them to England to be in an academy where they just practice soccer all the time.
Amy
So I assume you'd line up some sort of homeschool type situation or have a tutor with you and they complete their education.
Bobby Bones
But only kind of when a kid does that, they don't really study. They play soccer.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I just wonder if it would be different if it were soccer. They don't do baseball, football, basketball here like that. But if there's a kid who is super advanced, they'll send them to Europe to like a boarding school and they'll just be in a soccer academy and they kind of fake school. But would you let him do that?
Amy
Gosh, that just sounds so different.
Bobby Bones
So I know video games.
Amy
You have a gift right in front of you. He's making so much money and it's what he really wants to do. Because what is he going to do Once he turns 18? Just continue More gaming?
Bobby Bones
Formal schooling is not the only path to success. It really isn't.
Amy
Right. But I want them to still get a lot of the formal school and missing out on what also school can offer you in terms of relationships and community.
Bobby Bones
And I think you make those in different ways.
Lunchbox
He can buy those with all that.
Bobby Bones
Money they got, all the world travel trips he gets to go on competing in tournaments. I was the first person in my family to graduate high school and the first person to graduate college. So I'm a big school guy because I needed it. But I don't think the older I get, the more I realize school is just one avenue that is able to provide you education and experiences. And if I have a 13 or 14 year old, depending on the kid, because you can always go back to school.
Eddie
Ding.
Bobby Bones
You can always go back.
Eddie
Can you go back to high school?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And that'd be basically what he'd be doing now anyway if he's homeschooling. So I just wonder what you thought. I think it's the video game thing that throws everybody off.
Amy
I.
Bobby Bones
It's throwing me off from Oddity Central. I would have trouble, I really would have trouble letting a 13 year old quit school to play video games. But I have to think of it as. There are a lot of American parents that let their kids go to a soccer, like soccer boarding in Europe or. It's the same thing. We just take athletics way more seriously than we do video games. Do you have a favorite kid? Don't say. You don't have to say who it is, but you have favorite kid.
Amy
Oh, no, I don't.
Bobby Bones
It says parents can't admit it. They do have a favorite child.
Eddie
Eddie, you just heard it. She can't admit it. She has one. I have one.
Amy
No, I think that there are times, depending on what's going on, it like ebbs and flows of like, oh, this child is easier, easier at the moment. But I don't have a favorite.
Eddie
I have one that is easier than all the other ones. He's my favorite.
Lunchbox
Yeah, for sure you have a favorite.
Bobby Bones
Research cited by the New York Times shows that parental favoritism is widespread, even common, with about 2/3 of parents having a preferred child.
Eddie
But I love them all.
Amy
So does that mean, like, if you had to pick you would you go with the one you'd pick?
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think there's. I don't think I'm making anybody pick. I don't think it's Sophie's choice type situation, but.
Amy
Or like they get. Life is easier for them because you treat them differently.
Bobby Bones
I think the point of this article was to let parents know not to beat yourself up if you have favorite kid.
Eddie
Oh, cool.
Bobby Bones
And that also seasons change and I would bet you there are different seasons where you have a kid that's A favorite that wasn't the favorite two years ago.
Amy
Yeah, I mean, that's what I meant of, like, there are times when something's. Yeah. Like a season where the kid might be easier than the other. But, like, you have a favorite.
Eddie
Yeah, like I said. Like I said, I love them all equally.
Amy
Yeah, no, obviously you don't. No, I do not Equal.
Eddie
Just because you're favorite doesn't mean, like, I love pizza. I love cheeseburgers, I love fajitas. I love.
Bobby Bones
Funny. You go to food for Chinese food. Yeah. Like you were looking forward to that fast later this week.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. Like, I love those four things, but there's one one's my favorite. Pizza is my favorite.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You compared one of your kids to a fajita.
Eddie
Fajita taco.
Bobby Bones
The wedding report released their findings for what you should expect to pay in 2026 for a Wed. The latest figure shows the average wedding cost in America is $32,000. For a wedding, that seems way high, right?
Amy
I mean, things add up quickly. I mean, I certainly didn't spend that on my wedding at all.
Bobby Bones
But you also get married.
Amy
I know, but I'm even thinking 20 years ago, like, I know people. Like, when I knew what I was spending on my wedding 20 years ago.
Bobby Bones
You could buy a house for a nickel back then.
Eddie
How much was yours?
Amy
2,000.
Bobby Bones
Oh, way more, but way more.
Amy
That's what I mean. Like, I knew people that were spending, like.
Bobby Bones
But way more. It's a difference.
Eddie
You're like 5,000.
Bobby Bones
If I would have gotten married at a different point in my life, it definitely would have been a. Less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine was. Yeah. Crazy.
Eddie
Yours is awesome, dude.
Bobby Bones
It was awesome. The latest figure show 32,000 for a wedding. The average wedding dress costs.
Amy
Oh, see, I got. See, I. I got mine on J. Crew.com on sale for like $199. But the average maybe 2000.
Bobby Bones
1800.
Eddie
Okay, 2000.
Bobby Bones
The wedding cake averages O800. 520.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You did go hard on your cake.
Amy
My personal cake. That was a gift from the. I knew her. She didn't charge me. But if she were to have charged me, she probably could have charged us a thousand dollars.
Bobby Bones
If you have a live band, exclusive venue for the wedding, unlimited alcohol with a bartender, and a meal. That is expensive. Ish. It's around 50 grand all in. That's from the wedding report. Hey, Abby.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
What do you guys have on your. You have anything done?
Amy
Nope, we got nothing.
Bobby Bones
I'm overwhelmed.
Amy
I don't even know where to begin. I Guess people have said, like, start at the venue and then go from there.
Bobby Bones
Do you have a venue?
Eddie
Nope.
Amy
No.
Eddie
Do you have a city? Like, do you want to get married in a certain city?
Amy
Not really. Kind of two options, but yours and his.
Lunchbox
Hawaii.
Amy
I'm kind of thinking that I'm like, that'd be so much easier just to go off.
Bobby Bones
There gets to be a point when planning a wedding that you go, it would just be easier to not have to plan a wedding and just fire away and have a party when you get back. There's always that point, right?
Amy
Because like, do you. Do you look back and you're like, why did I not.
Bobby Bones
You look back and go, why did I spend all that money on something that came and went. And it's. There's a memory, but I. It's. It's a lot of money. But on a day you do look back, I spent a lot of money. I could have used that money in probably more responsible ways. Unless you have to pay for it. Somebody's dad paid. If your dad's pant, let it rip. I paid for mine, so.
Eddie
But your father in law, he offered, right?
Bobby Bones
I didn't even give him the chance to offer. It was like, we're gonna do this. Don't worry about it. He also had two kids that were getting married right by each other. So I just wanted to alleviate that pressure.
Eddie
That's nice.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But we also had it in our backyard. Saved money, save money, man. Well, yeah.
Amy
You didn't have a venue price, but you created a venue.
Bobby Bones
We built a venue in the backyard.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I thought 32,000 for average was very high. That is from the wedding Report, Bones.
Amy
I knew before I even listened to the segment when I saw the caption.
Bobby Bones
Of what the episode was about. There's no way in hell Eddie is gonna do a 20 day fast. He doesn't do anything he says he's gonna do. And I think it's funny that the.
Amy
Show prep he brought Amy had more.
Bobby Bones
To say about it.
Amy
So.
Bobby Bones
Lol. Eddie says on Thursday he's going to start a 20 day fast. Not just because your body needs it, because they're doing it at church spiritual fasts. And so do you think that matters more?
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Than just you wanting to do it?
Eddie
Yes, 100%. If it was about health and I really didn't want to sacrifice, I wouldn't do it. But this is about God getting closer to God. And here's the thing people forget. The word of my year is serious. I'm being serious, guys. I'm going to do this.
Amy
Yeah, I mean, I think we need to take that into consideration because he's serious this year. So he's not going to say something unless he means it.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
So it's gonna start a 20 day fast on Thursday.
Eddie
Thursday.
Bobby Bones
You'll come in Thursday. No breakfast.
Eddie
Yep. I'm still working on my plan. Cause I'm gonna do three or four days pure liquid diet.
Amy
Like just liquid or just water?
Bobby Bones
Just water.
Eddie
Just liquid.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, no, just water.
Eddie
What do you mean? You said black coffee.
Bobby Bones
No, Bobby said water, water and black coffee. You kept saying wine.
Eddie
I need to throw wine in there. That's for the nighttime.
Bobby Bones
So it's not a 20 day full fast. Then it's like a four day fast and then you start cheating and then.
Eddie
I just add a little bit to it, you know, then go back to normal after 20 days.
Bobby Bones
So that's not a 20 day fast, but it's four day fast.
Eddie
That four days though, man, I'm going to get close to God. You watch me.
Amy
And wine was Jesus first miracle.
Eddie
Correct. He turned water into wine.
Bobby Bones
I know how it goes.
Amy
So, I mean, I guess it's only appropriate.
Bobby Bones
But you can't come in drunk because the only thing that you're having wine.
Eddie
Good point.
Amy
No, he said the wine is just for night.
Eddie
Yeah, nighttime.
Bobby Bones
Play me the next voicemail, please.
Amy
Hey, Bobby Bones, it's Kathy from Charlotte.
Bobby Bones
I am so sad about the loss.
Amy
The Carolina Panthers to this Los Angeles Rams.
Bobby Bones
I'm really, really happy they played well, but I'm just so sad. I know you're really sad, too. So I thought I'd fall and we could console each other. Yeah. Today's the day I stopped pounding because we keep pounding, but it's a good game. Do you watch any football this weekend?
Amy
Yeah, the Patriots were on last night.
Bobby Bones
Did you watch any of it or was it just on?
Amy
Well, it was just on the. My boyfriend and his kids were over, so they had it on.
Bobby Bones
But I. Why do you say the Patriots were on and not.
Amy
Because I don't remember the other team? They're probably because then one of his sons was like, name as many NFL teams as you can that aren't on the screen right now. And I was like, oh, the Patriots. He's like, they're playing right now. And so that's how I know they were playing last night.
Bobby Bones
But you got more than that.
Amy
Oh, yeah. He was actually impressed with how many I could name.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we've played this game before.
Amy
Yeah. I think y' all warmed Me up for that.
Bobby Bones
There's a woman who filed a police complaint against her husband and his family, claiming she was tricked into marriage. She says she agreed to marry this guy, and when he proposed, he was a man with thick, healthy hair. But after the wedding, she learned he was actually bald and had been wearing a wig to hide it.
Amy
Oh, he had a hair system.
Bobby Bones
And so genetically, obviously, that affects things. It's not. The mom's family controls baldness. That is a myth that was dispelled many, many years ago. It is the combination of the two. But it's if the dad's bald, the kid's gonna be bald. Pretty much. You can see it with boys. You can see what their dad looks like, and you can see their hair start to track that way. Eddie, do your boys know? Have you had that talk?
Eddie
There's one. So two of my biological kids. Right?
Bobby Bones
Cause you look exactly like your dad. Yeah. Same hair, everything.
Eddie
Yes, yes. But one of my boys has different hair than me. Like, I had my hair growing up and I knew it was thinning. I mean, it started thinning when I was like 12 years old.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Amy
Wait, what?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. It's not thick hair. It's just thin. And you know that eventually it's just gonna.
Bobby Bones
Were thinning it. I feel so bad.
Amy
He just had naturally thin hair. He wasn't.
Bobby Bones
Had that circle on his head at 12, going to school.
Eddie
Like, I just knew some people had thick hair, bushy hair. Right. I never had that. One of my boys has bushy hair. And so I think some people with.
Amy
Bushy hair still end up by college starting to bald.
Bobby Bones
I always felt bad for those guys. Late high school, college, and they would start losing their hair. Yeah, there's no. Nothing you can do.
Amy
Well, now there is. Now there's.
Eddie
Yeah, you go to Turkey.
Amy
Yeah, there's. Yeah, there's the hair system.
Bobby Bones
You're saying naturally, there's nothing you can do?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Like, you just can't stop it. There's nothing you can take.
Eddie
Again, we put a man on the moon, right? Allegedly. But we can't fix this.
Amy
Oh, don't some guys take Propecia?
Bobby Bones
I'm sure everybody does a lot of stuff, but there is not an absolute proven natural thing that you can do to make sure you keep all your hair. Genetics just checks in. Hey, knock, knock, knock. Genetics are here. You're gonna have to go three, four times over to get this thing. You have surgery, you gotta wear. It sucks. It's like, guys, they go gray early.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I feel so bad for them. But as I get older, I don't care about that as much. Because at least you had hair.
Eddie
Do you know how lucky you are? Like, you have hair. You're gonna have hair.
Amy
That's what I mean. Like, that's the one. Like, a lot of things for you in school were probably. You've shared. I'm speaking for you, but you can correct me, but you've been, like, it was difficult for you in a lot of ways. Except that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but in school, pretty much everybody had hair except for, like, one kid.
Amy
But it was like, finally when you got to that age, like, we're in college, where maybe they started to thin out. That was, like, your one moment where you're like, ha.
Bobby Bones
That was 22. Most people still had their hair. I just felt bad for, like, the one kid who didn't like that one dude.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But she tricked on dating apps. They call that hat fishing. If they wear the hat and they don't show their hair, then all of a sudden, you're dating them, and then they have, you know, thinning hair on top. I didn't realize Eddie was hair club for men.
Eddie
In seventh grade, I just had thin hair. I kind of had the idea that I was gonna go bald.
Bobby Bones
I saw a couple places that Chase Rice story. Chase Rice sings that song. Ready, set, let's roll. Get your.
Eddie
Let's rock.
Bobby Bones
Let's do some rolling. Whatever he says, it's like, chase Rice quits. I don't think he quit music. No, I think. I think he just said, I'm not gonna tour.
Amy
Yeah, I think to not be on the road all the time.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think he just said, I'm tired. I'm gonna hold off on touring for a while.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Because I read it, and it said he's gonna focus on writing music. So that's still working. Like, he's gonna work, but just not be. He's been grinding on the road however many shows a year.
Bobby Bones
He's not gonna go be an accountant and give up music. And I think as the story snowballed, it was Chase Rice vows to never look at a guitar again.
Amy
Oh, I didn't get that from what I read.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Like, New York Post had a picture of him up, and it was like, chase Rice quits music. I think it was New York Post. It was one of those that are, like, four levels away. So that story. And then I saw another Blake and Gwen story. Are they getting divorced? Blake Shelton finally says the truth. He said the truth, like, four times in the past month. He keeps saying he's trying to tell you. He's like, we're not getting divorced.
Eddie
We're not.
Bobby Bones
He finally gives the truth. I don't think they're getting divorced. I mean, the story is Blake Shelton has shut down ongoing rumors that he and Gwen are divorcing. Explaining the tabloid speculation has been wildly inconsistent and often based on whether or not they're photographed together in public. In a recent interview, he joked that headlines swing from claiming they're splitting up to announcing they're back together. So that. That part's from Page Six. I don't think there's anything in me that believes that they're getting a divorce.
Eddie
Even Gwen says it's not true. Right. Like, she's spoken out as well. I saw.
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Bobby Bones
I'm gonna play this clip because this mom is getting backlash for making her kids pay for McDonald's or just any food using their Christmas money.
Amy
Well, a mom is getting fried online after making her kids pay for their own McDonald's in a TikTok that's sparking some major debate. She shows her 8 and 5 year old ordering, eating their meals and paying for it with their own Christmas money. The mom says it's all about teaching life lessons, learning the value of money, practicing math, and even communicating their order to the staff.
Bobby Bones
That's from Fox 5 New York.
Amy
What is the problem?
Bobby Bones
That people on the Internet are idiots and they find a reason to be upset at everything. Your thoughts?
Amy
I would not spend more than two seconds. I would be like oh cool. I mean it's up to her how she wants to teach them about money. The fact that they're using their own. Like who knows, maybe McDonald's is more of like a treat. And if that's something that you really want, like you really want it, you can use your money for it. And yeah, the inner learning how to Order the interaction, learning about the money, and adding and subtracting. Like, all of that's helpful.
Bobby Bones
One of the things online that people were upset about is, oh, you're making your kids use their Christmas money for food. Like, that's one of life's basic. Okay, Eddie, did you kind of do this with your kids in Sonic, where you made them pay for Sonic if they went to Sonic because you weren't going to go to Sonic?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they wanted to go to Sonic all the time. Like, it was a thing. Like, pick them up from school. Let's go to Sonic. So then I said, you want to go to Sonic again, you're gonna have to pay for it. And so they didn't want to go to Sonic for a while, but then, like, after a few weeks or whatever, they're like, all right, we'll pay for it. And then one kid was like, I'll pay for the whole car.
Bobby Bones
Oh, dang.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So what do you think about this mall?
Eddie
I mean, I wouldn't do it with Christmas money. I feel like Christmas money. Cuz, like, if I get a Christmas gift card, I'm not spending it on, like, my essentials. I'll spend it on golf, something fun. You know that. That's Christmas money. But, like, I. I'm the one that pays for the food.
Bobby Bones
So you're giving a little backlash here.
Eddie
A little bit. I'm not upset at her. She can do whatever she wants. But a little bit, like, leave the Christmas money alone.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so what if they have their own money aside from this? Use that.
Eddie
No, I just.
Bobby Bones
Okay, just making sure. Because it all ends up being the same money.
Amy
You did this exact same thing as a parent.
Eddie
It wasn't Christmas money.
Amy
Where did their money come from? Who cares where it came from? It's their money.
Eddie
Guys, if you get something for Christmas, do you want to spend it on bills? But what.
Bobby Bones
No. What if McDonald's is a treat?
Amy
She.
Eddie
She. That's different.
Amy
She doesn't have them buying their own toilet paper.
Bobby Bones
That's a good point. Or rent with their Christmas.
Amy
Like, here's your percentage of the electricity bill.
Eddie
I just feel like you can teach that lesson with you paying for lunch. Like, all right, guys, I got lunch. Now this is how you order.
Bobby Bones
It's not the bros at the office. That's what it feels like when you say that.
Eddie
It feels weird to have your kids pay for, like, a meal, though. Like, that's. That's weird.
Bobby Bones
But isn't that a learning lesson, too, of what things cost?
Eddie
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Aside from the how to pay and. But like, literally what things cost, if they're always asking for something and they don't really know what it costs until they have to pay for it themselves. And then they have to judge based on the money they have and the money they're spending.
Eddie
Yeah. I recently showed my kids our electric bill because they were like, ah, we can leave the lights on. It doesn't cost anything. I'm like, all right, give me a second. Got the envelope out. This is how much electricity cost.
Bobby Bones
But I don't think.
Amy
But does that also mean anything to them?
Eddie
They were like, whoa. Like, you pay for the light? Like, yeah. He didn't realize that, did you? We pay for water too.
Bobby Bones
Do you think they're just going, whoa, so you'll shut up?
Eddie
Maybe.
Lunchbox
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
And really, they just want you to move on. Why did you grab the bill?
Eddie
Because they leave their lights on. I've tried to tell them for, like years. Like, guys, if you're not in the room, turn the light off. Like a closet. That one kills me. They have a closet light on with the door closed. I'm like, what? Why is the light on the closet, the doors closed, you're not even in the closet.
Bobby Bones
So you got the bill out or you, you pulled up the bill, Pulled.
Eddie
It out, look at it.
Bobby Bones
And then the reaction was, whoa, whoa. Did they change?
Eddie
I mean, it just happened a couple days ago. We'll see. Tbd.
Bobby Bones
Do you expect them to change?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. Next is the water bill. Keep it up.
Bobby Bones
I think if you made them pay for their closet light, if you said, hey, that was $6, I think that would probably make them change. Otherwise, they're just looking at a bill. Right.
Amy
Well, and then they have to understand the. What does that money mean?
Eddie
Yeah, you know, like they know what hundreds mean. A lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Let's go to Gail real quick in St. Louis because we were talking about Eddie fasting. He's going to start a 20 day fast on Thursday.
Eddie
Easy on the 40.
Bobby Bones
20 is not even going to happen, but okay. Hey, Gail, you're on.
Amy
Good morning.
Bobby Bones
Morning, Eddie. I appreciate you trying to get closer to God. I've been reading my Bible, but you can fast from anything.
Amy
If you ritualistically play video games at night, you can fast from playing video games.
Bobby Bones
And that is giving up something to be closer to God. It doesn't have to be food.
Amy
While church is doing specifically.
Bobby Bones
Like they specifically said, we're all gonna not eat.
Eddie
Yeah. And I fall in that category. I love food.
Bobby Bones
What if you Go to church and everybody's cranky. Like, everybody's honking at each other in the parking lot.
Eddie
That could be a thing.
Amy
It's like, what is going on?
Bobby Bones
Why is everybody such a bad mood?
Eddie
Pastor's mean.
Bobby Bones
The pastor makes everybody quit because it was just a rough day. So Thursday's coming in. No breakfast. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
When do we eat breakfast again?
Eddie
I eat Monday because I can't come in here without.
Bobby Bones
You have to stop saying can't.
Amy
But Monday, if you come in here after you break that, it's got to be like, a juice or a smoothie.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. Juice or a smoothie. Acai smoothie.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Something hearty.
Amy
Don't turn it into an acai bowl. With granola.
Bobby Bones
No, it's going to turn into steak and eggs. A couple more cereal.
Lunchbox
I was.
Eddie
Steak ready.
Bobby Bones
Gail, thank you for calling. Anything else you want to say to him? No. Good luck.
Eddie
Good luck.
Bobby Bones
We agree. Thank you very much. You guys call us if you want. 877 77. Bobby. Send it into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. At work the other day, I saw a document on a shared computer that showed my coworker salary. We have the same job title, similar responsibilities, and I've been here longer. The problem is they make significantly more than I do. I can't unsee it. Every meeting, every task, every late email feels different. Knowing that information, here's why I'm stuck. I wasn't supposed to see it. If I go to my boss, I have to admit I saw something confidential or try to negotiate without revealing how much that I'm underpaid. Do I confront my boss or do I stay quiet? Signed, accidentally informed. Amy saw an email to me recently about money. I never even saw the email. I don't even know what was in the email.
Amy
I mean, it was about a deal you have coming up this year, and, well, it's somebody.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't know.
Amy
There's not anything that I would do about that. Like, it's not like I'm gonna go. Like, it all tracked, like. Okay, cool. This makes sense.
Eddie
She signed off on it for you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'll take it. She negotiates the rate hire.
Amy
This is like. This is good. So, yeah, I mean, that's a really awkward situation to be in for. Sure. Especially if you have the same. You're at the same level like you and I are not. So I would totally understand if there's this huge difference. That makes sense. But if we. I don't know if we were neck and neck. That would be hard.
Bobby Bones
Neck and neck. That's a funny way to describe it.
Amy
Isn't that the saying?
Bobby Bones
That would be like a race. Yeah. Neck and neck, even. Yeah, Stephen, neck and neck is a funny way.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I think because you accidentally saw it and you weren't searching it, I think you can say, I literally think you can go to the boss and then what? And just say, hey, I was on this computer and it was up and I saw their salary. What I would say, I wouldn't say, you owe me more money. I would say, we do the same job. What can I do to make that salary? And they're not defensive. Half of making something happen in a disagreement is. Is not allowing the other person to be defensive.
Amy
And what is such. It's the perfect word. You said, what can I do? Instead of. Because some people might be like, why is this person making more? And what is such a better question, especially at work, to a boss than why?
Bobby Bones
And that boss is going to hear, oh, crap, they're going to hear why. But you didn't say why. You said, what can I do? You kept it positive.
Amy
What? Yeah, yeah, that's. There's scientific research behind that. You can Google it. Okay, I saw a TED talk about it.
Bobby Bones
Well, then, yeah, probably why I shared it. I've probably read about it.
Amy
Or you just, you know that that is the. A more advantageous way to speak. Like, even just in your own life, if something's happening to you, maybe it's not a work circumstances, but it's just like, okay, what is now possible from this? Instead of like, why is this happening to me?
Bobby Bones
It's definitely a positive manipulation tool because that's what you're doing. You want them to know you're irritated, but you can't approach it like that. And you can't make them defensive. You say, hey, I saw it. I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't in something. I wasn't supposed to be on. It was on the computer. What can I do to reach that? And they're going to go, oh, no, they know. And they're going to help you reach that. So I think you can say you saw it because you didn't go searching it. If you went searching on their computer and you. It's like if you went through someone's text messages and you found something you didn't like, but you were like, sneaking in, you can't really say anything because you were sneaking in doing something you weren't supposed to be doing, but you weren't. You Saw it organically. So what can I do to reach that salary? Because I feel like we do a lot of the same things, and that's how to actually get something from a lot of conflict anyway, is to not make the person defensive. All right, that's my TED talk. Did you hear that one?
Eddie
Yeah, pretty good.
Bobby Bones
All right, close it up. It's one of those stories where a money truck just starts spraying money.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
And, like, what would you do? Here's a clip.
Amy
Thousands of dollars came flying out of a Brinks truck.
Bobby Bones
I look to my left, and there's gusts of wind that are just blowing clumps of the. Across the parking lot.
Amy
He says a gust of wind blew by the truck while the operator had his back turned. That's when he jumped in to help collect the cash. He says he picked up $460 within a matter of minutes. He didn't pocket the money, instead returning the funds to the bank teller. And Rodney wasn't alone. Eyewitness video showing more than a dozen bystanders lending an extra hand to collect the cash.
Bobby Bones
Realistically, what would you have done? You see a money truck spraying money, what do you do?
Amy
Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends. If I have to be somewhere. Okay, I'm gone.
Bobby Bones
You just keep going. Yes.
Amy
If I not, then you don't know.
Bobby Bones
That would be. That would be so crazy not to stop.
Eddie
Yeah. They could be hundreds. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No, no. I'm not saying she's gonna take the money. I know, but I'm just wondering what you would do. I would just stop and watch, at least.
Amy
Okay, well, you say that as a person. What if I'm on my way to work?
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, I think. I think I'd be okay with that.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
So.
Amy
Sure. Sure. Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna. Hell, I'm not taking the money for myself. I don't know exactly what it looks like, but there's no way I feel good about just taking it. That's still stealing, Eddie.
Eddie
I'm stopping a 100. Stopping. If the truck is gone, like, nowhere in sight, I'm pocketing the money. But if the truck's there and other people are trying to help. Hey, I'm helping too.
Bobby Bones
Guys, it was outside a bank, so they're gonna see. So there are cameras.
Eddie
Yeah. I gotta give the money back.
Bobby Bones
Do you grab a whole lot of the money and give it mostly back? So they think they saw you grab it and give back and keep a couple hundred, pocket a percentage?
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, that they're not going to know because they're gonna see you grab the money.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they're gonna see you give it back. But they're not really going to have an inventory of how much actually was.
Amy
You just have, like, a little bit of integrity.
Bobby Bones
Enough to count.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Now, like, what if, like, the bank doesn't have the full amount? Would they disclose that? Like, we're still missing, like 10,000 out there.
Bobby Bones
I think that's probably an insurance claim. Yeah. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'm taking the money. Like, even if it's in front of a bank, they're gonna have to track me down by that time I spent the money. Sorry, man. I found money. I didn't know where it came from. It was floating on the ground. I didn't know.
Bobby Bones
You didn't know it's outside a bank and you saw.
Lunchbox
That doesn't mean it's anybody. I find it outside of a grocery store.
Amy
What they say is prove it.
Eddie
Yeah. Can they prove it?
Bobby Bones
Yes. They have them on camera.
Amy
No, but prove it.
Bobby Bones
Does he put a mask on? He has a mask standing by at any time. This is an issue, but he's like, okay, I'll cover my face. They don't know.
Lunchbox
How do I know it belongs to the bank?
Bobby Bones
Because you see a truck. No, it belongs to the truck.
Lunchbox
Oh, so the truck. That's your responsibility. If a human is walking down the street and 100 bill blows out of their hand and I pick it up, do I have to give it back to that human?
Bobby Bones
It'd be nice if you did, but.
Lunchbox
I don't have to because can't prove it, man.
Bobby Bones
I'm not sure. On private property. What the. What the. The rule of law is. Ray, play voicemail number two. You guys talked about that lottery. That was like 1.8 billion or something like that. And then after taxes, you would get like 400 or 600 million.
Amy
I just have a question.
Bobby Bones
When you pay those taxes, do you not have to pay taxes on that money anymore? Like, I understand if you're making money on it, you need to pay taxes on it, but just curious. Thanks a lot. Yeah. Once you pay the taxes, you're done paying the taxes. It's like getting a paycheck. And we get a paycheck here at work and they take the taxes out so we don't have to then pay taxes again on the money after they took the taxes out. So they take the taxes. Well, you have to pay the taxes, but yeah, the taxes are gone and they never have to pay on it again. Now if you use that money to try to make other money. You have to pay taxes on the money that you made.
Eddie
But yeah, I have a follow up question. So when you win the lottery, do you take the billion and then you pay the taxes or do they take them out there before?
Bobby Bones
There's a mandatory upfront withholding, but it may not cover your full tax liability. So you still have to pay other taxes.
Amy
So you better get on that. Don't forget, many people are not.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, lottery. Lottery winnings are considered ordinary taxable income and the total amount you owe depends on your overall income for the year in tax bracket. So they don't take it all. Oh, you still have to pay a lot of it after you get it.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Amy
So then they tax you based on what you already make.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, but it only goes up to a percentage. Like 33. Like once you hit that, it's all the same tax percentage.
Eddie
That's why when people are like, that's not my tax bracket. Yeah, because there are different tax brackets.
Amy
Yeah, like Bobby's indifferent.
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Bobby Bones
This woman doesn't eat food with her mouth. She snorts all of her food. Doesn't matter what it is. An omelet. She.
Amy
That's disgusting.
Bobby Bones
Listen to this. I don't have an aversion to chewing, but I have an aversion to the weird textures that come with food. I do not see snorting my food as a problem. I think it has a lot of benefits. No risk of choking. I don't overeat. I consume less calories. I have had bloody noses about once or twice, and that was more at the beginning. It has really no drawbacks, except nobody accepts my habit. Nobody accepts me for who I am. So she lives in Virginia. She's on my that show My Secret Addiction or My Strange Addiction. And she snorts all of her food and it's normal foods that she makes and then crushes up and then snorts. I don't know that I ever snorted anything ever.
Eddie
Like a nose spray, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but that's not hard. That's not powder.
Eddie
No, it's liquid.
Bobby Bones
It's liquid and that's all the way up there.
Eddie
Way.
Bobby Bones
Dude, isn't that one of the weirder ones? What's weirder? That or eating your hair? I think this is the people that eat so much hair, they get a big ball of hair in their stomach.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So like the. The pathway from the nose eventually goes down the throat. Right. So that way you can. Oh, that's so weird.
Bobby Bones
She calls chewing primitive. Now, who knows? In 50 years we may all be taking pills with full. That's powder.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was pretty wild. What if you were. We talk about, can you date them? What if you go on a date with a girl, you're dating her, she's like. Well, she takes out like a little hammer, starts hammering it. No, snorts it. Not for you.
Amy
Not for me.
Bobby Bones
It's on my Strange Addiction season seven premiere. And you know, when it's premiere, they know It's a big one. Oh, yeah, they know they got a good one. Imagine being a producer for that show and you're just searching for people with strange addictions, and then you hit one like this that you know is gonna. She's been doing this for five years. Brings up great points. Helps her avoid overeating and choking. But says the behavior alarms friends, family, and a new romantic interest. And a doctor warns it could cause serious health risks, including infections and lung complications. Yeah, just trying to cut back. I'm just reading through this article. I was trying to cut back on the snorting of food. That's from the New York Post. We're rooting for Bones. Amy's gonna try something called a curiosity walk. So explain to the guys what that is.
Amy
Well, so you go out on a walk in a part of your neighborhood that maybe you. You don't typically walk, and what you do is you just let yourself go. Free flow, no destination. You just notice what pulls you in. So go to, like, a new park pulls you in. Like, oh, that's interesting. I never walked by that house before. Like, oh, what's that little trail over there? Go to. Or, oh, look at that bird. Like, I'm gonna follow that.
Bobby Bones
Or, ah, yeah, yeah, follow your nose.
Amy
They say the benefits of a curiosity walk, it helps you get moving through the world without a plan. Like, so that you're less uncomfortable with that. Like, you kind of just can flow with ease. You learn something new about yourself you didn't know. You might actually get some direction on a problem you're having, and then you discover something new and fun. They're called curiosity walks.
Bobby Bones
Feel pretty dumb?
Lunchbox
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Eddie
Well, I feel like you can do it in a big city, like a city you've never been to.
Amy
Yeah, that could be fun.
Eddie
Let's go, like, just explore.
Bobby Bones
But that's a neighborhood.
Eddie
Like, yard.
Bobby Bones
Part of her neighborhood that she didn't know.
Lunchbox
How big is your neighborhood?
Amy
Well, there are certain parts that I don't typically walk because I walk mostly around where I live. But what if I drove down? There's this, like, little park area that I never go to. Maybe I need to go venture over there.
Bobby Bones
Feels like. Like it could be a bit dangerous following the bird. You chase a bird into a backyard, next thing you know, you get eaten by dogs. Something like that.
Amy
Well, you have to walk slowly and then notice what pulls you in.
Bobby Bones
Too many rules for something that's supposed to be free flowing.
Amy
Yeah, but I think in my neighborhood, it's not like I have little shops or maybe a coffee shop. Something like that could pull you in if you live in a more walkable area.
Eddie
And I do feel like when I was a kid, I would do stuff like that, you know, like walk around the neighborhood. I can walk through people's backyards. No big deal. As a grown man.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't look like you're pacing the neighborhood.
Amy
You're gonna get the cops called on.
Bobby Bones
You, and you haven't done this. Are you going to do this?
Amy
No. I just saw it on Instagram and I was like, oh, that could be something that I.
Bobby Bones
It could be something. She has a point.
Amy
That could be something. Go on a curiosity walk, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Raymundo, what's the game? So I'm gonna read you the first line of a famous 90s country song. You're just gonna name the song. And I can sing it, too, if you want me to. It'll be harder if you sing it. So we demand you sing it.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
How many have I got? Seven. Then we do tiebreakers. All right, number one. You can tell the world you never was my girl. Yeah, I'm in. One more time. You can tell the world you never was my girl. These are all from 90s country songs.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Eddie
I'm in.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
Achy Breaky Heart. Billy Ray Cyrus.
Bobby Bones
Achy Breaky Heart. Eddie.
Eddie
Achy Breaky Heart.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Achy Breaky Heart. Billy Cyrus.
Eddie
Billy Cyrus.
Bobby Bones
Did you write Billy Cyrus?
Lunchbox
No, I put Billy Ray, but I just shortened it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you don't have to say the artist, but you can show off. But if you do and you miss it, though, it doesn't count, which is.
Eddie
Like, what you just did. Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
And now he's writing down Ray.
Lunchbox
No, look, it's been there.
Bobby Bones
All right, next one. I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana. Are you trying to even sing it right?
Lunchbox
No, I don't.
Bobby Bones
I don't know the melody. Do it again. I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
Eddie
Okay, they're all going to sound the same.
Amy
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in. I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Lunch.
Lunchbox
Hold on.
Amy
He's writing. He's not writing.
Eddie
Billy Ray, man.
Lunchbox
All right, I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Call him. Baton Rouge.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The contact is what got you there. Yeah, but Colin. Baton Rouge.
Amy
Colin. Baton Rouge.
Eddie
Colin, Baton Rouge.
Bobby Bones
That one goes. I spin last. Oh, I can't even do it. He threw me off. Sing it, Eddie.
Eddie
I Spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Is that Garth? Yeah.
Lunchbox
I almost wrote that.
Bobby Bones
All right, next up. I saw the light, I've been baptized. He did okay on that one.
Eddie
It all sounds the same, man.
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Eddie
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. Brand new man. Amy.
Amy
Brand new man.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
Brand new man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that one goes. I saw the light, I've been baptized. There you go. Good one. All right, next. I said I want to touch the earth. I want to break it in my hands.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
What is that? Do it again. I said I want to touch the earth. I'm breaking in my hand I'm in. He's fading out. Yeah, man. Five seconds. All right. Time. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
My girl Amy.
Amy
Cowboy, take me away.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Said I want to touch the earth.
Eddie
Want to break it in my hands. Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Cowboy, take me away.
Bobby Bones
Next one. Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun.
Eddie
Okay, hold on.
Lunchbox
Sound like a rock song.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, this one's tough. Do it again. Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun. You know. You know how to sing the.
Eddie
I don't got it, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you don't have that one.
Eddie
I mean, it sounds like. Ach. Break your heart. Call him Baton Rouge.
Bobby Bones
I know it. But he doesn't sing it at all. Like it's supposed to be. One more try. Yeah, but you don't even know it, so you just. You're just muddy in the water. I think I may know. Okay, go ahead. Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun. Better. Better.
Eddie
A lot better.
Bobby Bones
Better.
Eddie
Good job.
Amy
Maybe help me.
Eddie
Hey, Ray. Do that for all the other ones.
Bobby Bones
He only got the first syllable right. So what? Of. Of the melody. But that was enough.
Eddie
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
No, that's not right.
Amy
On these fields.
Bobby Bones
Three seconds.
Eddie
All right, time.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
Big green tractor.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
She thinks my tractor's sexy.
Bobby Bones
That's what it is.
Eddie
She thinks. She thinks my tractor's sexy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Eddie, can you say that's really it?
Eddie
Yeah. What are the words? Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun. Is that it?
Bobby Bones
Kinda. It's hard when he's after he does it. There's music behind it. Okay. How many more? Two more. Okay, go ahead. Riding down the road in my pickup truck. You better be ready. Cause I'm picking you up. Not bad. Not bad at all. 1990s country songs.
Eddie
I'm in. You know that one?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he did. Okay. And singing that one. Do it again, Ray. Riding down the road in my pickup truck. You better be ready. Cause I'm picking you up.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Who's in the lead? Bobby and Eddie have five. Amy and Lunchbox have four.
Amy
I'm in.
Eddie
You're gonna take the lead here. I'm in.
Bobby Bones
What do you have, Amy?
Amy
Eight second ride, Lunchbox, pick up man.
Eddie
Eddie, I have pickup, man.
Amy
I don't think mine.
Bobby Bones
No. So if I sing it like this, Eddie, you'll get it. If I sing it like this. Riding down the road in my pickup truck. Next to you Next to me.
Amy
That's it.
Lunchbox
So what's the song?
Eddie
Next to you Next to me Next to you Next to me well, you're in the lead.
Bobby Bones
That's right. Right? Yep.
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Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Shannon Doe there. All right, go ahead. Last one. Sister cries out from her baby bed Brother runs in, feathers on his head.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
I have no idea.
Amy
Oh, you don't? You do. It's Amy.
Lunchbox
Whoa. Don't tell him.
Eddie
Yeah, he's in the lead.
Bobby Bones
Amy, you guys can't win, right? Will you do it again? Sister cries out from her baby bed Brother runs in, feathers on his head.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
I just keep hearing feathers and thinking Indian outlaw. That's not it. But I wrote it down. That's what I have.
Eddie
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
I have Time Marches On.
Bobby Bones
Is that it?
Eddie
I don't know.
Amy
Well, I was picturing. Because, like. Yeah, I thought that that's like the beginning. The baby. And then it goes like he's smoking weed.
Eddie
Yeah, but how does it go from feather to.
Amy
I don't have anything but Time Marches on.
Lunchbox
Time Marches on.
Bobby Bones
Do you have that written down?
Lunchbox
Do I have it written down? Yes, I do. Like, I mean, it's the easiest song out there.
Eddie
You have to. You act like we. You don't cheat.
Lunchbox
I never cheat, guys. Or else I cheat every time.
Bobby Bones
Right, Eddie? I think we're tied.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
Oh, hey, give me props. I didn't get last.
Bobby Bones
You guys are gone. Amy, you got last.
Lunchbox
Take that.
Amy
I don't. It doesn't bother me.
Bobby Bones
Ready, Ray?
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
We'll do three more, Eddie. Okay, go ahead.
Eddie
Is this speed?
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I've seen a lot of places I've been around the world I'm in.
Eddie
Oh, my God. It just throws me. It sounds like all the other songs. He just did.
Bobby Bones
Do it again. I've seen a lot of places I've been around the world that one. He's not singing right.
Eddie
So hard.
Bobby Bones
You in?
Eddie
I know. No, I know. It's.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Eddie
Time. I Have nothing.
Bobby Bones
What if it? I've seen a lot of places.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. God bless.
Bobby Bones
God bless Texas.
Eddie
Ray. Come on, dude.
Bobby Bones
Not being around the world, killing me. Next one. Yeah. I was always a crazy one. Broke into the stadium and I wrote your number on the 50 yard line.
Eddie
I think I have that.
Bobby Bones
I think I do too. Oh, what do you have?
Eddie
How do you like me now? That's what I have.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Can you sing that one?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
And after, Ray? Definitely not.
Bobby Bones
Last one. I don't want another heartbreak I don't need another turn to cry. Again. I don't want another heartbreak I don't want another turn to cry what do you have?
Eddie
I mean, I'm amazed.
Bobby Bones
I have. From this moment on. I don't know. This kiss. Faith Hill.
Eddie
Okay, nice. I mean, you tried. You tried on that one. Ray.
Bobby Bones
Is it over? You won, Ray. Sing us one more. Sing us out. Give us one that.
Eddie
But really sing it, dude.
Bobby Bones
And put your heart into it. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. Strawberry wine, what else you got? He was on his way home from Candle Top. What?
Eddie
Huh?
Bobby Bones
He was on his way home from Candle Top. He's doing an impression now. Can you name the impression?
Eddie
Sounds like Reba. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Is it Reba?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Good job. Right?
Bobby Bones
The night the lights went out in Georgia. Got it. Okay. Wake up, wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emulaux box. Morgan too. Steve ran trying to put you through. Now Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store. Over to Amy now for the morning Corny. The morning Corny.
Amy
Did you hear about the guy who cut off his left leg?
Bobby Bones
Nope.
Amy
He's all right now.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
That was the Morning Corny Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from St. Petersburg, Florida. A 30 year old man was out with friends. He was at a night spot on the upper deck neck. He's like, guys, watch this. And he starts peeing off the roof, down onto the sidewalk, hitting people. So he got arrested, he pled guilty. And now he's gonna do 50 hours of community service and go under some alcohol classes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, he needs a lot. It's a like full kindergarten through 12th grade.
Lunchbox
I mean, that's pretty funny.
Amy
No, it's not.
Eddie
No, dude, if you're the one getting.
Bobby Bones
On, that's not funny.
Amy
Yeah, even if I'm just watching it.
Eddie
It'S not funny doing it it's funny.
Bobby Bones
It's funnier if I'm watching. If we're ranking it, come ranking it. It's funniest if you're doing it. Yes, it's middle funny if you're watching your buddy do it. It's least funny if you're getting peed on.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Bobby Bones
But all illegal. But I mean if you're kind of funny. If you're. But if you're drunk and your buddy's doing it, it's funny for a second.
Lunchbox
Think if Eddie's at a bar and.
Bobby Bones
He starts peeing over the bed. Cu. You will go to jail.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
It's a bad idea regardless.
Eddie
But if I do. What?
Lunchbox
If you do it at a bar, we're all going to laugh.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna be like eddie, don't. I'm gonna go hehe. And I'll walk away.
Amy
If I'm dating or married to you, I'm not laughing.
Eddie
Yeah, that's fair.
Amy
Okay, I'm mortified.
Lunchbox
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
See you guys on Tuesday. Bye everybody. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show (MON PT 1) kicks off the new week with the usual chemistry and banter between Bobby, Amy, Eddie, and Lunchbox. The crew dives into conversations about unconventional parenting decisions (letting a 13-year-old drop out for Fortnite), awkward workplace pay discoveries, teaching kids about money, strange eating habits, curiosity walks, and ends with a nostalgic 90s country music game show led by Ray. There’s also listener interaction, light-hearted debates, and plenty of signature humor throughout.
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The entire episode embodies the Bobby Bones Show’s trademark balance of humor, real-life dilemmas, empathetic advice, and country music nostalgia. The team shares personal stories, gives and debates advice, and pokes fun at each other with camaraderie. Listener voicemails and mailbag letters fuel relatable content, while games and odd news stories provide entertainment and laughter.
This summary captures all the key discussion points, quotes, and memorable moments—making it easy to catch up if you missed the show!