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Bobby Bones
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Amy
Are your ears bored?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
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Bobby Bones
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
Extra way of saying a podcast.
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You get your podcasts. Here we go. Come on, Bobby Bones transmitting across America.
Lunchbox
Turn it up.
Bobby Bones
This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday's show, Morning Studio. Morning, Bones. Eddie.
Eddie
I spy with my little eye something new in the studio. And no one has said anything about it.
Bobby Bones
Like, a piece of equipment.
Eddie
Nope, nope, nope. It's jewelry that Bobby's been wearing. Have you guys seen it?
Amy
Oh, the necklace?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
But I don't see it right now.
Eddie
Is it tucked in?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I tuck it in. Okay.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
So do you wanna the story or do you wanna know what it is first?
Eddie
What is it like? It's new. I've only seen it for the past, like, three days.
Bobby Bones
So this is a razorback with a diamond on its eye. It's an Arkansas razorback. It's a hog.
Eddie
Oh, dang.
Amy
Can you drop it? Drop it. Okay, I see it now.
Bobby Bones
Ah, it's small.
Eddie
That's cool.
Amy
Okay. Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed that part. I just thought I saw the, like.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you didn't know?
Amy
I was blinging the chain.
Eddie
I saw the chain and then I saw, like, a charm. Like, interesting.
Amy
I like, called a charm, but that's what it is. It's a. It's a pin.
Bobby Bones
That's what they call it. No, no, no. I call it substance. It's. It's a razorback. It's a hog with a diamond on its eye. And there's a story behind it in that. A few weeks ago, I did a one man episode on the podcast, and I go back to when I went to dang New Orleans for the super bowl and I was on the Fox NFL Honors award show. And so I'm presenting an award with Kyle Juszczyk, who plays for the 49ers, or presenting it to George Kittle, who's the tight end for the 49ers. And it was suitable, but I want to wear a tie because I don't want to be look like an accountant with a bunch of football players.
Eddie
Good point.
Bobby Bones
And I didn't know. And some did have ties. But I was like, this is not my comfortable place. Like, if I'm doing CMAs or ACMs, I know what I can wear. I can even go far to one side or the other. I can tux it, or I can wear, you know, a leather jacket. It doesn't matter. Not that I'd wear a leather jacket, but I could. And so I told my wife, I'm gonna wear a suit, but I don't want to wear a tie. And she's like, okay. And I put it on. I was like, man, there's just not enough here. Like, I feel like I'm missing something. And she's like, well, you can wear, like a. A small gold chain. You can't really see it, but it's. It's very small in the back, and you. At least you'll feel like. And I was like, I don't know. Wearing a chain makes me feel like a douchebag. She was like, who cares what other people think? Like, why would you feel like a douchebag if you like it? And I'm like, okay, whatever. And so she had me wear this gold chain. And you couldn't see it on tv, just very much in the back of my neck. But now I told her because she kind of had to have a sit down. Like, who cares? You can pull off anything if you want to pull it off, because it's only you that matters. And so I'm like, I'm listening to Tony Robbins. My wife, like, yeah, she's like, you pull off whatever you want. Like, just wear whatever you like. It does not matter what other people think, because that does not affect you inside at all. And it was all because I was like, I don't want to be a douchebag and wear a gold chain. And so, like, I like that talk. I needed that talk. And. And so now I told her. I said, I'm just gonna wear the chain. No one's gonna see it. But as, like, a constant reminder of it doesn't matter what other people think, period. Like, I'm just gonna do me. I can pull off anything I want. But also, you really don't see it unless I, like, pull my head up and it comes out of my shirt. And it's not a long hanging chain. But then for my birthday, she got me this hog with a little diamond on it. Cause she knew then I would like.
Amy
Oh, you'd embrace it more.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or I would just, like, I don't know, think that was cool as a birthday present.
Eddie
It is cool.
Bobby Bones
It's not a charm, though. I call it substance. But that's why. But that's why I wear the chain, though. Now you don't really see it, so I don't wear it. It's like, hey, look at me. But mostly it's that. So when I put it on, most I go, dang, I wish I grew my fingers up, fingernails out more. I do that a lot when I put it on.
Amy
Oh, so you can clamp it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because I don't. I'm not good at that. I haven't worn jewelry.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So you have to, like, do your finger in that little hole. And do you feel it back like this? And you put the whole thing in there.
Amy
Yeah. It'll get easier. You'll start to get to where you don't even have to look.
Bobby Bones
You just like, I haven't done that yet.
Amy
Get there.
Bobby Bones
And then. But soon, though, I'll be like, will you button my dress up? I have to ask somebody to do that, too. I don't want to do that.
Eddie
Are you gonna change the charms out?
Bobby Bones
It's not a charm. It's not a charm. So calling it a charm, the substance. No, I'm not. Because this is a. This is a razorback with a diamond on it.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
And it's eyeball. Yeah.
Eddie
No. Something.
Bobby Bones
And I love the razor. I'm not changing it. This is not.
Amy
You don't have to change it. You can add to it.
Bobby Bones
I'm not adding to charm. This is. I'm basically a rapper. And you know what? I don't care what you guys think, because that's what my chain tells me to do. Oh, yeah?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because most. Most places in my life, I don't care. Like, I'm not a people pleaser. I say how I feel, but there are certain areas I'm like, oh, man. I know I look stupid doing this. So she had a little talk. She just. You can pull off whatever you want whenever you want. Don't worry about other people. And so that's why I wear the chain. But I haven't been chain guy. But that's what's on the chain. Is that.
Eddie
That's cool. Okay.
Bobby Bones
I had the whole talk on that One man podcast that I did. It was right after she had had that conversation with me, and I was like, I'm so motivated and so inspired. So you spied correctly. But I have turned into watch guy, and that was just to look more adult, because I wear watches all the time now.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And at one point in my life, I'm like, I'm like a real life adult. Why don't I look like an adult? And so I'm like, I'm a watch guy. I'm wearing a watch guy. And for like six months. It was annoying because who look, you don't even wear it to look at time. It's probably not even set right.
Lunchbox
It ain't.
Bobby Bones
You just wear it. So you look like you have a 401k. Yeah, yeah.
Amy
I am responsible and important.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So you spied correctly. Good eye. I have. I'm nervous about showering with it on.
Amy
Oh, I'm sure it's quality material.
Bobby Bones
That's what she said. She said you can shower with it, you can work at it. I'm like, I'm scared sometimes. I fall asleep with it on. Wake up with a nightmare that I've broken it.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, but I haven't. Cuz it's not long. I'm just. I'm really getting used to this necklace line.
Eddie
Yeah, I bet it's an adjustment.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, so.
Amy
Well, yeah, let's. I mean, you've worn the like, tried to do some necklace thing before. This is one time for like a.
Bobby Bones
Week, a long one that was. I was like, ryan Herd looks cool. I'm going to wear one I wore for like a week. And I was like, this is stupid because it was long and I didn't. I'm not good looking like him. This is more of something to remind myself than it is for anybody else.
Amy
Yeah, no, I get it. And it's your first time with a little charm.
Bobby Bones
No, no, this is substance.
Lunchbox
It's substance.
Bobby Bones
Charms don't have diamonds on their eyes. Nor are they. Yeah, no, you gotta let me finish. Comma. Nor are they in the shape of a razorback with a diamond on their eye.
Amy
I kind of feel that sounds tougher.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Thank you.
Lunchbox
That sounds tougher.
Amy
What you just described is like the essence of a charm.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Amy
Like an animal shape with a little detail.
Lunchbox
Substance.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, substance. It's substantial. Substantial masculinity even.
Lunchbox
It's the anonymous in box.
Bobby Bones
Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Send it into the mail bag. Hello, Bobby Bones. Most of my friends are guys, and while I genuinely enjoy their company, it's become painfully obvious that nearly all of them are hoping for more. I've tried setting boundaries, but the flirting never really stops. And honestly, sometimes I like the attention even though I don't want anything to happen. Would they still stick around if I told them the doors closed for good? Or have I been Lying to myself about what these friendships really are. Signed just a friend. I want to answer the first question. Would they stick around if I told them the door was closed for good? The answer is yes, they would, thinking the door is not closed for good.
Eddie
That's it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, of course they would, because they.
Amy
Would still think they're gonna be like, so you're saying there's a yeah, sure.
Bobby Bones
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And the second question is, have I been lying to myself about what these friendships really are? I would say sort of. I think if these guys are your friends, whatever that means you got a flat tire a few states over, they're probably gonna drive over and get you. You need them for whatever reason, they're probably gonna be there for you. Also though, if you said, hey, you want to hook up? They're gonna say yes. And so that's your definition of is that a friend? If you know that if more was presented, they would be up for it or they're rooting for it to happen. So it's all gonna be your definition of what you think a friend is. Will they be there and be loyal and they got you for sure. Will it be a little less if you have a man? Yes. But if you present them the option of, hey, you want to make out? And they say, yes, does that affect how you feel about them? Yeah, probably. Generally, guys have difficulties being friends with girls who they're attracted to. I'd say almost 100. Almost 100% pretty close. @ least in the form of it's a real genuine friendship and it's only friendship and it'll only ever be friendship. There can be friendships where the guy's like, it's my friend, but if she offered, I do it. But then is that a friendship? Right. It's a definition where the other way around is girls can have good looking guy friends and, and it really just be a friendship because you guys are more developed.
Amy
Right. So we're having these friendships, but then y'all aren't having them back with us.
Bobby Bones
Well, it depends how pretty or ugly you are in our mind, because that's what it is. It's all fit because we're cavemen. Guys like good, pretty girls, boobs, butts, like that's what guys are. So to you who emailed, these guys still think they have a chance, but these guys would also be there if you needed them for many things as a friend would. So just know that if you said, you know what, tonight I'm up for it, they would be up for it. Too. And that could also crash the friendship. If it wasn't a relationship, they'd be willing to crash the friendship for a little touch and feel.
Amy
There's not a rare instance where he. No, I don't want to mess.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Not if she's hot enough. They're both single and she's hot.
Amy
Yeah, no, yeah, I'm glad you put that. Yeah. Both single.
Bobby Bones
Never in the history of time. I just looked it up. Never in the history of time have two single people or the guy's attracted to the girl and she's been like, I want to do some stuff. And he's like, you know, actually I don't think that's the best idea.
Eddie
We're just friends.
Bobby Bones
All friends forever. Okay, so to the emailer, it just depends on your definition of a friend. That's what this all comes to. But keep them around. They're good, they got your back. But also just know if you allow them to have your back, they also will. They also will. Okay. All right, close it up. It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
Last week a 42 year old man is driving his Toyota Tundra around Niagara Falls looking. When all of a sudden he crashes through a fence.
Bobby Bones
Boom. Boom.
Lunchbox
Goes rumbling, tumbling. The truck is flipping over and over down into a gorge. Oh no. This dude is a goner. Rescue team show up. He's down at the bottom of the gorge just standing next to his truck waiting on him.
Bobby Bones
Do we think he was on his phone? Take a picture or something?
Amy
Yeah. Oh, good point.
Bobby Bones
He had to go through a fence and then went down. Look, I'm glad he lived because that sucks.
Amy
He obviously was buckled up. So that's.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
It doesn't say if he was wearing a seatbelt or not, but maybe he.
Bobby Bones
Was just looking window because I mean is it is Niagara Falls? Maybe I shouldn't assume phone but yeah. Just for the record guys, if I ever go into a gorge, I was probably on my phone.
Amy
We'll remember though, was GPS maps and he was like, I guess I go this way.
Lunchbox
Maybe it said take a left and he took a left. But listen, bad news.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Truck didn't survive.
Eddie
That's okay.
Bobby Bones
Good news, he got no injury.
Lunchbox
I mean he was able to just get out of the truck and hang out.
Bobby Bones
There you go.
Lunchbox
And wait for the paramedics to arrive. And they came down and got him.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what the good part. He lived.
Eddie
Yeah, he lived.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And stay off your phone. We like to have a lesson Here, stay off your phone. When driving around Niagara Falls. We don't even know if he was on his phone, but stay off your phone. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. We're gonna go around the room. What's the best thing you've seen on the Internet in the past week? I'm gonna go first. In Thailand, they do this thing where. So back in the day here in the States, there was a draft. A draft. And you had to go to the military. Oh, yeah. It's crazy to think now we don't have that. But in Thailand, you don't have to go into the military, but you have to draw to see if you go into the military. Because in some countries, you have to do military time. In ours, you don't have to, but you can get in. So this is why they reach into a bag. Play the clip.
Amy
April Madness in Thailand. Every young person over 21 nervously awaits the lottery results, helping to escape mandatory enlistment. But life loves throwing curveballs.
Bobby Bones
So they reach into a bag and they pull out a ball. And it's either white or a dark ball, colorblind. So it could be. Could be black, could be dark red. I don't know. And one is, you have to serve. And one is. You don't. It's like Hunger Games, basically. So the video. The guy, you ought to see him.
Lunchbox
He did.
Bobby Bones
He got the white ball. He didn't have to go in the military for two years. He won the lottery. Whoa. But they do this. They should put this on television. I watch that show. So it's not mandatory, but it's mandatory. You go up and pull and see if you have to serve. Military.
Eddie
And back in the day here, it was birthdays, right?
Bobby Bones
Like if on TV they'd put your birthdays up.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Bobby Bones
Draw it out. Yep.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So him not getting picked, but also I learned about what they do. That's crazy. Amy, best thing.
Amy
So I saw a girl put up a video explaining why we steal our friends phrases. And I. I loved it. I love what the meaning behind it is.
Bobby Bones
Do you ever say something and immediately.
Amy
Think, whoa, that's not something I say. That's something my best friend says.
Bobby Bones
Turns out that's not just you being.
Amy
Easily influenced or spending a lot of time together. It's actually science, and it's actually really cute.
Bobby Bones
There's a thing called communication accommodation theory that basically shows that when we really like someone, we start subconsciously mirroring their speech patterns.
Amy
Same tone. Same pace, same wacky phrases. What's happening is linguistic convergence.
Bobby Bones
And it's literally our brain's way of.
Amy
Saying, I like you. I want to be close to you.
Bobby Bones
So I'm low key, gonna start acting like you. That's wholesome. Also, I steal my wife's stuff because she's just funnier than I am. It's not even that stuff. It's like she says stuff and I'm like, oh, make a note.
Eddie
But you really like her.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I steal it because it's just better also. Yeah, but that's interesting.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Pat McAfee. I don't know what he was doing. It was like something called Big Night Out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. In a city he tours. This is a big show.
Lunchbox
And it was like a sold out arena. And they had Jelly Roll up there and they did. Had the big plinko board and they were gonna give away a hundred thousand dollars to a random person in the arena. So they did one where it's like the upper deck. And then they did sections and then they did row C. And then they put seat numbers and Jelly Roll is about to drop the Pleco chip.
Bobby Bones
Here we go.
Lunchbox
Who will be our first ever big night at winner?
Bobby Bones
Who will have a hundred thousand dollars.
Lunchbox
In their bank account walking out of here probably tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
It's probably not gonna happen tonight.
Bobby Bones
Straight down the middle, seat eight, row C, section 205. Congratulations. We got a winner, baby.
Amy
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
And what do you win? How much?
Lunchbox
Thousand dollars just for random a seat. And they show him and him and his. His wife jumps up on him and they're going crazy. I mean, unbelievable. Just going to think you win 100k.
Bobby Bones
I can't even catch a T shirt. Like I'm battling for one of those extra, extra larges that hurt when you put on. Yeah. That's awesome. Eddie.
Eddie
I've been watching a lot of White Lotus, so I get a lot of White Lotus stuff. And there's a character in White Lotus named Guy Talk. And he only speaks Thai. I guess that's the language I speak in Thailand on the show. On the show. So I had no idea he spoke English. Even more. I got a clip of him singing no Diggity. It was awesome.
Bobby Bones
Sure to get down. Good luck, baby. Got him open all over town. No Strictly, don't play around. He's singing it to Lisa, who's sitting right next to him in the club. Yeah.
Eddie
And I'm getting vibes that they like each other in real life.
Bobby Bones
No she has a boyfriend.
Eddie
Oh, well, then forget my life. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Yeah, I watched that video. You let the show convince you that they were together. Morgan, Best thing you've seen. Yeah.
Amy
So I saw a clip on TikTok from the Kelly Clarkson show. One of the love on the spectrum stars was a guest and I guess he's obsessed with Jack Black and he got a video from him at one point, but she got a surprise in with Jack Black in person and it was so wholesome.
Eddie
What's up, Tanner? Jack Black here. I'm on the road with a Minecraft movie right now, but luckily I have.
Bobby Bones
Insane ninja kung fu powers, which means.
Eddie
I can come through these doors and.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna he I'm gonna see when.
Lunchbox
I come through the store.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome.
Eddie
This was so good.
Amy
It was so sweet and he was so excited and he was just like all up in Jack black and Jack was so patient and just excited to see him.
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
I was let down.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, a little bit. Okay. Number two. Number two is Lunchbox again, saying the palette. We were gonna have a huge return. This is a sore spot.
Eddie
So bad.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead. Not only did we not get a total, apparently he still hasn't sold the crap, and it's ongoing. So for those that are new, we bought this palette of returns. So on Amazon, if you return it, they just compile it, and you don't know what it is, but you spend a bunch of money, and then you can resell and try to make more. So we all put our money in, all like 80 bucks each. It got very dramatic. We've all put our money, and we still have not seen a single cent. He sold a bunch of it, but will not give us any money. And this has been over a year, so, yes, this is very disappointing.
Lunchbox
Who all was in on that?
Eddie
I was in.
Bobby Bones
I was in. Eddie, why are you writing it down?
Amy
You should know that.
Eddie
You should know your investors.
Bobby Bones
You, me, Ray.
Lunchbox
Ray, were you in on it?
Bobby Bones
No, I was. Oh, you listen. And you weren't even in on it. I felt part of it. It's still a disappointment.
Lunchbox
Mike, were you in?
Eddie
I was in on that, Mike.
Lunchbox
Yeah. To my investors. This business is still ongoing. It is open. We have had this stuff listed on Facebook Marketplace for over a year now. One guy keeps hitting me up about one item that we have listed.
Bobby Bones
Lower the price if it's been sitting there for a year.
Lunchbox
No, no, but it's been listed for, like, $80. And he's like, I'll give you 10. And I'm like, 10's more than zero. Why would I give it to you for 10? He goes, well, I gotta make a profit off of it. I'm like, whoa, that's a bad way to go about business, not selling it to you.
Bobby Bones
Wait, it doesn't matter. Ray, what's number one on your list? Biggest disappointments? Bodybuild show history. And this one has a kicker. At the end, it was Eddie when he said that he was going to go to Turkey and he was gonna get this hair procedure, and then he didn't go. Chose to go the hairpiece route. Y. Did that for a day.
Eddie
That was a. A couple weeks.
Bobby Bones
Sure enough, a very kind company came and did it and then just threw it away.
Eddie
No, it's still here. I have it with me.
Bobby Bones
And he shaves his head off and doesn't do any of the hair stuff. And the kicker is one of our buddies actually went to Turkey and it was super successful and it was awesome, and his hair looks amazing. Really? Yes.
Amy
Who?
Bobby Bones
I don't have to say if you don't want to say.
Amy
Do you know?
Bobby Bones
No. Oh, no, I don't. I don't. But I've seen on Instagram people look great.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's a big disappointment with. But that also shows our listeners, like, we don't fake these bits and have a fake payoff. We just quit.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I mean, he.
Lunchbox
Who walked us farther down the path, Eddie or me?
Bobby Bones
Eddie. I was bigger than Eddie to a foreign country. Yours was to eat marshmallows. You were already eating.
Lunchbox
I don't want to hear it. He let us on for a month.
Bobby Bones
The palate that turned into a fight, A literal fight on the show. Okay, Ray, thank you. Yep. Amy, what would you like to say?
Amy
Oh, I was just gonna ask about the person that went so Turkey to get their hair extensions. Were they influenced by extensions? Hair transplant. Were they influenced by Eddie?
Eddie
Oh, that's a good point.
Bobby Bones
I would say for sure. Because they actually text me while they were there and they said, hey, getting it done. So it must have heard it on the show. Looking Freddie. Yeah. What room's he in?
Amy
Yeah, but, I mean, that's cool. Eddie, you changed someone's life.
Eddie
It's inspiring.
Bobby Bones
No, you don't get credit for inspiring something wrong. Okay, Ray, thank you. Of course, I would agree with all of those. I'd put the pallet at number one, though. We still have not seen a single cent. We've all put in 87.50. Me, Lunchbox, Amy, Mike, Eddie. We bought this palette for 525. We've not seen a cent.
Amy
Also, he can go and relist them so that they'll go back up to the top.
Bobby Bones
I don't do business with people that don't go a year back on pages.
Amy
Yeah. Because if someone comes across that and they're like, oh, this was listed a year ago. Like, okay, I'm not gonna.
Lunchbox
I didn't know you could relist.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh. Okay. Thank you, Raymondo. What celebrities could use a rebrand the most? I was thinking about this because, like, Kanye is a disaster now. He's throwing up the swastika, selling swastika shirts, like, like, he's gone, like, terrible. Love Kanye's music. Will Smith is kind of doing it right now. He's, like, doing freestyles on the it. Dude, it's cringy. It's.
Eddie
Oh, is it the slap that kind of took him in the wrong direction?
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. And he got kicked out of, like, the group to votes, you know, for the Oscars, and. Yeah, terrible, because you just saw that he's kind of crazy, like, in a not positive way. And because he went up and slapped a vulnerable guy right on television. We thought it was a joke. We thought it was a joke, like, and he couldn't take a joke. So now he's, like, rapping again. And I'll watch these videos, him sitting down, freestyling. Oh, it's. Yeah, it's. It's so. It's cringe.
Amy
He needs a rebrand.
Bobby Bones
He's in the middle of trying, but it ain't working.
Amy
It was the wrong direction.
Bobby Bones
It's just like, you can go away, too, as a rebrand.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I said that about Blake Lively. Like, she shouldn't try to sit behind a counter at a coffee shop and serve coffee and croissants. Like, she was doing, like, look at me. Just go away. Because we forget if it wasn't something real bad. Like, if you didn't Hurt somebody, touch a kid, even if you steal a little bit of money. Yeah, we forget sometimes.
Eddie
Sometimes we do.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like. Like Lively's rebrand just needs to be. Go away for a while. And then I would put Megan Markle, because I don't know why, but she's so unlikable.
Amy
I know. What's up with that?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. And it's not just that she's part of the royal family, because I don't not like them. I don't have the interest in the, quote, royal family, but I don't dislike anybody else with her. I have this very negative feeling.
Amy
Yeah. People keep making spoofs of her new Netflix show, like, making fun of her.
Bobby Bones
I feel like she puts on, like, it doesn't feel authentic, and maybe that's why I don't like her.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So those. That's my list of rebrands. Anybody pop up in your mind? Celebrities that need a rebrand.
Amy
Ellen.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's a good one. I think she's in the middle of it. I think she just disappeared. She wants you to live in another country. Yeah, she just lives in another country. And I think that's perfect answer. And I think that's what she's doing is going away. Oh, yeah. Because she got all the. Ellen's mean. Ellen's as toxic as a person. The work. Yeah, that's one good one. Anymore.
Amy
Well, I mean, I definitely had Kanye on there and. And Blake, I guess, along with Blake. Ryan Reynolds.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that. But she's definitely taking the brunt of it because the whole thing was her and that Baldoni guy. So it's not even that she's a woman and Ryan Reynolds isn't getting it, but it's about her and him. But, yes, Ryan Reynolds as well. Let's watch. Anybody else?
Lunchbox
Yeah. What comes to my mind, and maybe I'm wrong on this, but Elon Musk, because people are out there vandalizing Tesla's just because he's kind of gone off the deep end.
Bobby Bones
Well, or is that all political? I say Elon Musk as well, because he should have never gotten political because to America, he was Iron Man. That was our version of Iron Man. He was like the rock where there's no affiliation and everybody just adored him. But it wouldn't have mattered which way he went political. Now he is on a side, so the other side hates him. And yes, terrible decision for him to go political.
Lunchbox
I mean, it just seems like, oh, my gosh, everything he has built, it has just been destroyed.
Bobby Bones
And you Got to think it doesn't match like what Tesla was like for hippies, electric cars. And then now he's on the side that's anti hippie. And so it's a, it was a weird, weird call for him to go political. I would agree with that. He just should have stayed out of it because we like it. Thought he was the coolest guy ever. We're like, he's so smart now. All of a sudden we realized he bought all his companies. He didn't start them, then all the, you know. Yeah, it's a good one.
Eddie
I don't see him going away though, like to rebrand.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't either. Yeah. What about. What do you have?
Eddie
I have. Mine's a little different. Leonardo DiCaprio. Because it's not terrible what he loves.
Bobby Bones
And he's dead old lady.
Eddie
I mean just the whole. Every time you think of Leonardo DiCaprio, it's like dating another 21 year old. And when you see him as an actor, he's a great actor, got a lot of skill. But I think that's what we know him as now and, and then that needs to change a little bit.
Bobby Bones
So if he were to be with like Cate Blanchett or something, someone way older.
Amy
Meryl Streep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, like Leo, he's changed.
Amy
Or maybe just even like Jennifer Aniston or Courtney. Like we don't have to go someone his own age.
Bobby Bones
Someone just not 26 or whatever his limit was.
Amy
Right. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, do you have anybody on the list?
Amy
Yeah, I have Ariana Grande. So she blew up with Wicked and this should have been like the changing moment of her career, but she was like also sleeping with her co star and he was married and the whole thing happened.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's her boyfriend now.
Lunchbox
Well, she, she was married also.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But their divorce I guess was quicker. At least a little more in public, so it didn't feel like it was as cheaty. But yeah, he's a Broadway guy. He's. He's awesome.
Amy
Yeah. But it was like so muddied waters around Wicked when this should have been like the huge moment of her career. And also she's like lost a whole bunch of ways, so people are concerned about her. I'm just like worried that she needs a change of pace.
Bobby Bones
That dude, he, he's really, really talented because that kind of dude, it's like us just normal looking dude. You don't get a pop star.
Eddie
But she always has like Pete Davidson. Like same same kind of thing with him. Right.
Bobby Bones
But also very famous. And very funny.
Amy
Oh, he's rebranding. He got all his tattoos lasered off.
Eddie
He did, that's right.
Amy
And he has a normal girlfriend who.
Bobby Bones
Pete Davidson does. Yeah. Are all his tattoos gone?
Amy
From what I know, he lasered off.
Bobby Bones
Are they all gone? I didn't think they were all gone.
Amy
Okay, well, I think his arms are.
Bobby Bones
But like his stomach and everything else is still there.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, It's a gateway. What is the laser. No, wait, what's your way on?
Bobby Bones
Getway off.
Amy
What's the Ariana Grande's boyfriend's name?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Little guy with red hair.
Amy
Okay, I'll just.
Bobby Bones
They can sing really good.
Eddie
He's SpongeBob.
Bobby Bones
He is SpongeBob. You're right.
Eddie
He's the voice.
Bobby Bones
He's voicing the Broadway. Oh, Broadway. SpongeBob.
Eddie
See, with Ariana Grande though, like when she was licking the donuts, I kind of lost it there, remember?
Bobby Bones
Well, that was just a kid that grew up entitled because they grew up very famous as a young kid.
Eddie
But I'll never forget that Middle of COVID She's licking donuts.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. She's being a brat. Yeah, I didn't think about that. So I don't think that one's branded in me because she's always been famous, so I just expect they're always going to be bratty kids. His name's Ethan Slater. Good for you, Ethan. Well, I mean, maybe not, but still. Good for you, Ethan. That a boy. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.
Eddie
It's around 8pm when a Michigan family is looking for their two year old toddler. Where are you? Where are you? Nowhere to be found. They go to the living room, find the front door wide open. They're like, oh my gosh, he's not here. He left.
Bobby Bones
How quick can 2 year olds go and move? Because quick. They can at that point. They can like move and like turn door handles, right?
Eddie
Oh, yeah. And this one was just in a diaper. It was 40 degrees outside. So the parents freak out. They call 91 1. Luckily there was a chopper in the sky. Michigan State troopers, they're up there with their thermal camera. They look for 15 minutes and what do they see? A little white blob in a creek.
Bobby Bones
In a creek.
Eddie
In a creek. Kind of walking on a creek bed. And they're like, I think we found them. They send the ground troops in and sure enough, it's the baby.
Bobby Bones
Wow, I'm glad they saved the baby, but the baby's having Time is life. That's homeward bound, babies. Yeah. He almost wanted to, like, give a little more time to have some fun. Yeah, that's. That would be so helpless that your kids just. Your 2 year old is gone.
Eddie
Dude, I bet that feeling is just terrible. You don't know what to do.
Bobby Bones
But luckily, yeah, I guess they use the therm. They use thermal. And that is a blob.
Eddie
It's just a white blob. You can. There's video of it. You can just see the little white blob crawling.
Bobby Bones
There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. All right, give me this. Voicemail number two. Hey, Amy, I have a Morning Corny. What band can Lunchbox join? The Yeasty Boys.
Amy
Good one.
Bobby Bones
That's funny.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Amy
I'm bummed I didn't think of that.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox is a yeast infection in his throat and the caller got. Got him.
Eddie
Why are you not laughing, man?
Bobby Bones
Got him.
Lunchbox
That's so easy.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't so easy. That was a good one. Let's go to Amy now. Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Amy
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Bobby Bones
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Amy
Everywhere.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Oh, man, that's a good one. Oh, that was the Morning Corny. Yeah, he blew up.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
I also just thought of a lunchbox. When you want it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay. What is. What is Lunchbox's favorite movie?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Beauty and the Yeast.
Eddie
Dang.
Lunchbox
That's a good one, Amy.
Bobby Bones
That's a funny one.
Amy
Well, I mean, I piggybacked off the caller.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. No, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Anything else you want to do out there, like, just.
Amy
Just off the dome?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You got anything else for him? All right, Lunchbox. Sorry, buddy.
Lunchbox
Oh, thanks, man. I'm taking strays.
Amy
Catching strays.
Lunchbox
Yeah, taking strays, catching strays, catching strays. Whatever you call it. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right, Bones, this will be very easy. Music trivia, lunchbox against Abby. Your first question is, and write this down. What color is Prince's famous rain? What color is Prince's famous rain?
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
I'm in. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Purple.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Amy
Addie Purple.
Bobby Bones
Correct. They are playing for this Kansas Jayhawks pin that you write with, but it was made out of the floor of the old Jayhawks basketball court. Abby went to school there. Lunchbox is driven by it.
Lunchbox
I've been to games there.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so Lunchbox is up 1 0, though, in the games best of three series. I have seven music questions. They're all very easy. Here we go. The first one was an example, by the way, guys. Oh. Number one. What girl group was Beyonce a part of before going solo?
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Destiny's Child.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Amy
Destiny's Child.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Question two. What singer was known for his moonwalk?
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Michael Jackson.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Amy
Michael Jackson.
Bobby Bones
Correct. What's the name of the lead singer of the band U2 in for the win? I heard. Abby, go shoot. Under our breath, I heard that. What's the name of the lead singer of the band U2? This is not happening.
Amy
Oh, she just.
Lunchbox
It's not happening.
Bobby Bones
This is not. Because if Lunchbox wins this, it's over.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Amy
I know.
Eddie
Come on, Abby.
Amy
I know this.
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Amy
Sting.
Lunchbox
This one's gonna sting.
Bobby Bones
Thematically, she was the kind of there one named artist. Lunchbox is Bono. Correct.
Amy
Dang it.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox goes up one. Next up. What 2000s duo released Ms. Jackson and the way you move.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. You're not a music guy. What is going on?
Bobby Bones
And you're losing to him.
Amy
I know.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but you know what? I am a player.
Bobby Bones
Turn his mic off until it's time to talk.
Amy
So confident. Abby, isn't it? I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. I am full.
Bobby Bones
You have three seconds.
Amy
I can't think of it. I can't.
Bobby Bones
Wow. What a show.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Abby, answer. I don't have lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Abby. Is this outcast?
Bobby Bones
All right, there you go. Abby's down too.
Amy
Come on, Abby. Get back in the game.
Bobby Bones
What? 2000's Miranda Lambert song is about torching her cheating ex's house.
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Watch box.
Lunchbox
Kerosene, Abby.
Amy
Kerosene.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Boom.
Lunchbox
How did I get out of nowhere?
Amy
I'm kind of shocked.
Bobby Bones
What? 2000s Taylor Swift song is a love letter from a girl who sees the boy next door.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
What? 2000's Taylor Swift song is a love letter from a girl who sees the boy next door.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Three seconds. Time.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox drew. Incorrect.
Amy
Abby, you belong with me.
Bobby Bones
Correct. One, two, three, four, five. There's one left.
Amy
Oh, no, buddy.
Bobby Bones
Abby's down one. Abby, you must get this.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox, you must miss this.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I understand that.
Bobby Bones
Here we go. What? John Michael Montgomery song became a huge wedding dance. First dance classic in 1990. 3.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Eddie
Lunchbox has big eyes.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
What? John Michael Montgomery song became a huge wedding dance. First dance classic in 1993.
Amy
I'm in.
Lunchbox
Well, I don't even know what he sings, so.
Bobby Bones
Three seconds.
Lunchbox
I don't know how this is a dance, but.
Bobby Bones
Cupid shuffle time.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Grundy county auction.
Bobby Bones
He does sing that.
Lunchbox
That's the only one I know.
Bobby Bones
That is not it. Abby. To tie it. What do you have?
Amy
I swear.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
He sings.
Bobby Bones
I swear.
Eddie
Yeah, man.
Amy
But they. There's. And then the boy band, all for one.
Lunchbox
I had that in my head, but I was like, that's a freaking pop song.
Amy
You did what?
Bobby Bones
No, you did. Okay, next up. All right, we're in sudden death. If you miss it, you're out. What? Leanne Rhymes song was originally released when she was just 13 years old.
Amy
Oh, Abby, is this.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's not. Just write it down.
Amy
Why do I do that?
Lunchbox
Hold on.
Eddie
Well, I said he lost already.
Lunchbox
I don't know it.
Bobby Bones
What? Leanne Rhymes was originally released when she was just 13 years old. Sudden death is if you miss it, you're out. That hadn't been the case until now. Five seconds.
Lunchbox
No, I don't have it. Dang. You know what sucks is there's two people that sing this song.
Bobby Bones
Time. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
My Heart Will Go On.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know.
Bobby Bones
You're not right about the two people that sing the song either. Abby.
Amy
Blue.
Bobby Bones
Blue is correct. And with that, Abby comes back. You were doing therapy at work?
Amy
Well, I had to because it was virtual. But we got done, like, two minutes after it was supposed to start, so I had to, like, run to a production room and pull up my computer.
Bobby Bones
And then I would have never done that here. Too many. Too many microphones and people I know.
Amy
But what was I supposed to do?
Bobby Bones
I. I postpone.
Amy
No, this was the only slot she had available, and we had to book it last minute. And it was for noon one day, and that's normally when we get done. Ish. So I was, like, planning on a production room, but you never know. Sometimes if we got in 11:45, I would have just driven somewhere. But it was 12:02, so I ran to a production room, got on my computer, and load up the zoom, and I'm totally. We're in therapy. My boyfriend is joining me. My therapist is on there. We're all on the computer, and out of the corner of my eye, through the production room window, I started seeing Lunchbox. And I. We're having a moment in the session, and he Is, like, making faces and noises, and I'm like, did you know.
Bobby Bones
What she was doing?
Lunchbox
No. At first, I didn't know what she was doing, but then when I realized it, I was like, oh, this is kind of funny. And it was kind of interesting to see an animal in their habitat because Amy is, like, miss therapy, and I've never seen her do therapy, and she talks about it all the time. I mean, I've never seen Amy so focused. She was dialed in.
Bobby Bones
Did you think you shouldn't watch, though? Like, that's a very private thing. It's a very personal thing.
Lunchbox
I mean, what is so private about it? There's a window. You're doing something where there's a window.
Amy
The door's closed, you have the light.
Lunchbox
On, and you're at work. So, I mean, is it really that.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna still go. You knew what it was, so, yes, I. I would have never done that at work.
Amy
I know, but what was I supposed to do?
Bobby Bones
Like I said, I would have said, hey, I didn't get out of work. Or I'd have said, hey, I need to leave work a few minutes early, because I know you needed to do.
Lunchbox
Or say, give me five minutes. I'll go sit in my car.
Bobby Bones
I've done it in my car.
Amy
Okay, I can do that.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm just saying that doesn't give you the right to, like, stare and make faces when she's, like, trying to.
Lunchbox
Like, Well, I don't know at what point. What if they're just doing introductions?
Bobby Bones
That's still not a point to say if, you know she's doing therapy to not lunchbox.
Amy
Did you see I was staring at my computer and I was emotional?
Lunchbox
I mean, you did have an emotional look on your face, like, oh, I'm about to cry maybe, or I. I don't know. But you were really concentrating, so I know you can focus, which was pretty cool.
Eddie
So you couldn't hear lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
I couldn't hear sitting where her face was to the window. So you could see her face?
Lunchbox
Yeah, she was kind of sitting sideways. Like she had the computer.
Amy
Yeah. But then once I saw him like this, Once I saw him, I moved the whole thing to where he couldn't see because I was like, oh, my gosh. Now he's, like, just. Just spying on us.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna have to side with Amy, but barely. It's weird to do therapy at work.
Amy
But I bet a lot of people.
Bobby Bones
Have had to do it.
Lunchbox
Hey, I got a question. Did your therapist or your boyfriend think it was funny when they saw my faces.
Amy
No, they thankfully couldn't see you.
Bobby Bones
But you know that the only people they see your face are people behind the camera on her computer, right?
Lunchbox
Like, well, I thought maybe I was in the camera shot. I was doing it.
Amy
You weren't in the shot. But I started to go from sadness to laughter. Like, they were like, what's happening? And I was like, and I'm moving. And I'm like, whatever, it's my co worker.
Bobby Bones
So he killed. He killed the vibe.
Amy
Killed the five.
Lunchbox
Or did I save you from crying?
Amy
But crying's good. I mean, I had to get it out. But laughter is good too. So, you know, I'll take it. It just was. Yes. It's not ideal to do therapy at work, but I guarantee you a lot of people have to do it.
Bobby Bones
I would go to the car, though.
Amy
I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. I did it way back in the day when I had to do these really intense ones with my ex husband. Sometimes I would have to do them. They were like three hours long. And I would do them from your office back in the day.
Lunchbox
But there was no window there. That's the only.
Amy
There was no window.
Bobby Bones
But, like, lucky, that's where I would want to be. I want to be sometimes people would.
Amy
Walk in and then one time I yelled the F word really loud and slammed my computer. And I was like, did anybody hear that?
Bobby Bones
That was.
Amy
That was from your office. But that was. Those were different times.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Not very.
Amy
Yeah, no, they were very, very different. You remember? They were different. Those were different. Different. That was probably 20, 20, 20, 22.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so here's different times.
Amy
Different times.
Bobby Bones
If she's doing therapy, don't stare in the window.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
I wouldn't call it staring.
Bobby Bones
That's a really. Also, just don't do therapy at work.
Amy
Well, that's. What.
Bobby Bones
That's.
Amy
I think you can do therapy at work.
Bobby Bones
You can, but what's going to happen is you're going to have people walking by making faces.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Or put something over the window if you don't want me to see.
Amy
Yeah, yeah. It's just. It's just ridiculous.
Bobby Bones
And there are microphones in there. I'd be afraid somebody could hear it. They could turn a microphone on from another room and record the whole thing.
Amy
Wait, really? Of course.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Hey, dude. They'll be there next.
Amy
I mean, you can't. No, I. I looked at the panel and made sure everything was off, but someone else could access the.
Bobby Bones
You don't think people can? It doesn't matter. I would just say I wouldn't do it here. Just be careful and stop making faces and grow up. All right, everybody good?
Amy
We're good.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Like me.
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Bobby Bones
This is a con. I'm conning you to get the gelato painting. We could do this together.
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Bobby Bones
That's a huge lead, Fernando, don't you think? After you, Chulito.
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Bobby Bones
In 1978, Roger Caron's first book was published. And he was unlike any first time author Canada had ever seen. Roger Caron was 16 when first convicted.
Lunchbox
Spent 24 of those years in jail.
Amy
12 years in solitary.
Bobby Bones
He went from an ex con to a literary darling almost overnight. He was instantly a celebrity. He was an adrenaline junkie, and he was the star of the show. Goboy is the gritty true story of how one man fought his way out of some of the darkest places imaginable. I had a knife go in my stomach, puncture my, break my rib. I had my guts all in my hands, only to find himself back where he started. Roger's saying is, I've never hurt anybody, but Myself. And I said, oh, you're so wrong. You're so wrong on that one. Rod from Campside Media and iHeart Podcasts. Listen to GoBoy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bomb store. I'm a little worried for Jelly Roll now. I've known Jelly for a long time and love Jelly. I say all of this out of love, but follow me here. He's lost 200 pounds, which I think is fantastic. I think. What Was he, over 500 pounds?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so I started thinking about other celebrities that lost a bunch of weight and how people felt about them after they lost a bunch of weight. And I'm hoping this is not going to happen at Jelly Roll. Yeah, think about Jonah Hill. So people thought he was much funnier, fatter. All of a sudden he lost a bunch of weight. He wasn't as relatable anymore, but he.
Eddie
Also took on, like, more serious roles when he lost weight.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because he wasn't as funny anymore. Next up, Seth Rogen. Some fans felt like he wasn't as, like, cuddly or warm. Same thing. Now he's doing more serious. Listen, overall, like, net gain, humongous for everybody. I want everybody to be healthy. I just want people to not love Jelly Roll as much. Drew Carey, who even is Drew Carey anymore. Price is Right comes on. I'm like, who's the skinny guy? Where's the Carrot Top? And his was different because Carrot Top was kind of quirky, skinny, but now he's like a monster. He's, like super ripped.
Eddie
Was he big?
Bobby Bones
No, he was opposite. Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, oh, I got you. I got you.
Bobby Bones
Now he's super ripped. And now they think he's too intense looking. I think Carrot Top is hilarious. Rebel Wilson. Now all of a sudden, people think she's a snob. She's making the same jokes, but she's lost weight. And so they're like, oh, we don't like her now. You can't make those jokes now. That's all I have.
Amy
Okay, you're. I was like, okay, you're on to something. But he's a singer, not a comedians.
Bobby Bones
Al Roker, Weatherman.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Oh, definitely. Still likable, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, didn't different, though. Didn't get less likable, but more normal. Yes. Randy Jackson. Like, didn't have the same energy.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
I don't think Chris Pratt, like, he got way more famous. Like, he got ripped up. But yeah, he was much funnier. And maybe it's just a funny thing. I don't know. Maybe.
Amy
See, I don't even associate Chris Pratt with being funny.
Eddie
Oh, he's funny.
Lunchbox
Oh, you never watched, like, Parks and.
Bobby Bones
Rec, his early stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's all. I'm so happy that Jelly roll has lost 200 pounds.
Amy
I think it's awesome he's gonna lose 100 more.
Bobby Bones
But then can your name be Jelly? Then I get to that. Like, your whole name is built on. You are eat or look like a jelly roll. Right. Wasn't that probably why they. He named himself that? His mom named him that when he's little because she's like, you like jelly rolls?
Amy
Donuts, I think.
Eddie
And now it's quinoa. What's it gonna be exactly?
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Seaweed casserole.
Amy
Maybe he could be Jelly Toast.
Lunchbox
No, there's a lot of sugar. You probably don't need that. It's probably Paleo Jelly Rolls.
Bobby Bones
Mom referred him as Jelly Roll's nickname because of his size. So new people introduced him. We're gonna be like Jelly Roll, that skinny, ripped fella that does. Calling that. That's all just something that came to my mind. The question is, if you text the word Amy THX instead of thanks, is that rude?
Amy
No, no, it's just a quick thanks. It's like, it's a way to just make sure you're sending it quickly. I. I'm not thrown off by that. There's other words I thrown off by, but not thx.
Bobby Bones
I feel like THX takes just as much time to text as thanks, though. Like th. And let's just say the A and the X. It's three. Watches me type in three letters.
Amy
Okay, let me ask you this.
Bobby Bones
Go.
Amy
How do you feel about thx? Exclamation point.
Bobby Bones
Not a single person texts me thx.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
What about thanks versus thank you?
Amy
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Thank you, I feel, is a bit more sincere. I think it's a sincerity. I think it's a weight of what you're saying thanks for. In a survey, 90 of Americans say they regularly use abbreviations. But if you're making text too short, people feel like they're being brushed off. If you hit me with a K, I don't like K. I don't mind K. If K is like, I'm telling you something, we're doing it quick. Hey. Be there. Pick it up. Okay. Boom. I'm good. Although you could have done okay. But if somebody hits me with okay, I'm like, you are a psycho killer.
Amy
Wait.
Bobby Bones
Because that's the original. That's the spelling of it. Okay. Yeah. If I get hit with okay, why? I'm like, I don't know who you are, but one eye is open.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
Huh.
Eddie
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
What about plz I've never used in my life.
Amy
Please, Ever? I mean, I. I get what it means.
Eddie
No way.
Bobby Bones
Please.
Lunchbox
Yeah. No, no. That's. Young people.
Bobby Bones
I guess the only thing that I would say is if you use it, so much is automatically in your phone. If you hit pl, it just throws the Z up and you can hit that. But then you've had to use it a bunch of times, but. So you don't like K though? I don't like K. But you're okay with thx?
Amy
I'm okay if you go K, exclamation point.
Bobby Bones
Exclamation point's heavy for you. Huh?
Amy
They help me because it gives enthusiasm. It reminds me everything is okay. I'm not mad at you. It's like a. It's like a little. A little happy punctuation.
Bobby Bones
Milwaukee students are required to take a breathalyzer test when entering prom. Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Students from South Milwaukee High School will be required to take a breathalyzer if they want to get into their prom. A prom letter on the school's website says that, quote, when students arrive to prom, they will go through a weapons detection, have their belongings searched, and will get breathalyzed. Some students are turned off by these rules and will not attend, while others aren't bothered. The school is standing firm. CBS 58am Your reaction was?
Amy
I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, there's going to be some people turned away, but if they know this in advance, then they're either just not gonna go or they're gonna not drink.
Bobby Bones
If they know this in advance, too. There must have been issues that have created the need for this because we didn't get weapons checks at my school till, like, 11th grade, until there were actual weapons found in the school. Because we were a school that if you got kicked out of other schools for being in a gang, we, with open arms, accepted anybody. Yeah.
Amy
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
So they came to.
Eddie
Yeah, somebody had to do it.
Bobby Bones
You know what? We were the ones. So they came to our school, and it wasn't until 11th grade that they thought we should actually have people come in and little check. But that wasn't until it was needed. And I'm assuming if they're gonna spend the money and the time and the resources on weapons detection, having their belonging search, and getting breathalyzed. There have been issues in the past that have warranted the need for this. It's just not them going, yeah, Mr. Johnson, I'm bored. What can we do this prom. I think we should breathalyze everybody. That'd be hilarious. So you also. You can't come to school drunk. They don't breathalyze you. But if you. If you have alcohol in your breath to kick you out that day.
Amy
Oh, for sure.
Eddie
But problems at night.
Lunchbox
Yeah, problems at night.
Bobby Bones
But it's still. It's still part of a school function.
Lunchbox
So lame.
Amy
No, it's not lame.
Lunchbox
It is lame. Listen, here's the thing.
Bobby Bones
They wouldn't do it if it wasn't needed to be done. Again, they're not. Schools don't have money. So a school is not going to take the money to put into a metal detector or having to hire the extra officers to go through stuff and give breathalyzer tests unless there have been issues with either people bringing weapons or people being drunk.
Amy
So if you blow, like, any.
Lunchbox
You'Re out. Like, how lame is this problem? No one's gonna be there. First of all, and all these features, I would bet 99 of them when they went to their prom, they had alcohol on their bread, too, and they are ruining society.
Bobby Bones
Comparing it to 25 years ago is not a fair comparison because every was different 25 years ago. So I'm up for it. I'm cool with it, especially if it's going to keep kids safe, because there have been issues before.
Amy
Yeah. My daughter's about to go to prom for the first time, and I'm freaking out.
Bobby Bones
What if they said we're going to check her for weapons?
Amy
She'd be fine.
Bobby Bones
There you go. What if they said we're going to breathalyze her?
Amy
She'd be fine.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You can always get drunk after, go for a few minutes. What everybody did to ours. I didn't actually. The whole time, I was a loser. And they were. They had to, like, closing time.
Amy
Maybe I'll enforce my own. I don't think the school's doing that, but maybe I'll be like, all right.
Bobby Bones
You call him up with the idea, guys.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Bobby Bones
Have you thought about this?
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
No. I do it. Like, when we go take her photos with her and her friend group. I'll be like, okay, weapons check.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you just did that.
Amy
I'm like, okay, let's blow.
Bobby Bones
Wait. Oh my God. I'd say, don't worry. Is it dangerous to stand in front of the microwave while the microwave is running? This is from How Everything Works by Lou Bloomfield, PhD. Amy, what is your answer here?
Amy
I think so. I mean, I don't, I don't like doing it. I also let my food sit for a little while after it comes out of the microwave.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Amy
I don't know. Just in case any of the bad stuff seems safer. Yeah, just like let it float up into the air.
Bobby Bones
Safety experts say it is not dangerous to stand in front of the microwave while it's running. They have been engineered not to leak any sort of harmful radiation. But my problem is if they're old, they also weren't engineered to be old or to break.
Amy
Yeah. And you can guarantee that. I, I don't know. I feel like they are trying to sell us more.
Bobby Bones
So, okay. In a perfect microwave, it's okay to stand in front of it.
Amy
Like a perfect brand new one.
Bobby Bones
Engineer a perfect microwave.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Just, just a new one that works. It's okay. The only microwaves that have ways for them to get to us is if the unit of the door is open while you microwave something. But you can't do that. So unless you go in and you fix it. Because again, we went into our golf carts when I worked maintenance on a golf course and we took the governors off. We got a lot of trouble, but we found a workaround. But who would create the workaround to make a microwave work with the door open? That's the worst workaround ever.
Amy
That would be weird, I guess.
Bobby Bones
Microwaves are extremely painful. So if your microwave were emitting any sort of radiation, you definitely know it. And you'd be able to feel it if you were standing in front of it. They say, whoa.
Amy
I used to heat it up. And then I read somewhere like, you can heat it up and then let food sit for seven minutes before you eat it. But then I was like, well then it's cold again. So now I just let it sit for a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Amy at one point got rid of every microwave in her house.
Amy
Oh, I didn't have one for most of my marriage.
Bobby Bones
We should just have one, don't we? Yeah, we have nine. I don't like toilets. Yeah, go ahead.
Amy
But for most of my marriage, we did not have a microwave and I would not allow it at all. So one day some, my husband at the time, his friends came to visit whoever, and their like, you don't have a microwave and so they shipped one to our house and it was on the front porch and they were like, you're welcome. Like, here's a gift. And so I made my husband put it in the garage.
Bobby Bones
So if you wanted to heat up something, he had to go to the garage.
Amy
Right now I have a microwave and I just bought it last year, so hopefully it has this new technology.
Bobby Bones
Well, there's. No, that's not what it's saying. New technology isn't needed. It's just saying as long as the microwave isn't broken, you're fine.
Amy
Well, you said they've now been engineered to be safe.
Bobby Bones
I thought, I thought that's not now. No, they're safe. Microwaves are safe.
Lunchbox
I've always been engineered to be safe.
Bobby Bones
WTRF with this next story. A man reaching for his coffee after dropping a donut caused a three car collision on the Ohio highway. According to initial reports, the crash occurred around midday, involved three vehicles. He veered left of center, struck two westbound vehicles. Emergency crews got there. Two people were taken to the hospital, but it's because he was reaching for his coffee after he dropped his Don't. Which is just leaning down, not paying attention, pulling your steering wheel. I felt that.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Which happens just, you know, reaching for food when you probably shouldn't.
Bobby Bones
The worst, when you drop your phone down in the middle front and I.
Eddie
Between the seat and the console.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. In the front. When it falls like between your legs. Yeah, because then I'm worried it's going to prop up underneath the gas pedal. Then I can't get the gas, the gas to. Or, or the brake. That'd be even worse. And you can't break. So all of a sudden you're doing your own version of Speed the Movie, but it's because a phone got crammed underneath your brake. Yeah, that sucks. Easter will be more expensive this year. US Egg prices have increased again to reach a new high of $6.23 per dozen. That's from the AP. I don't eat eggs. So. All good, but that sucks for everybody else. Well, yeah, that'd be like if peanut butter went up. Hey, Sorry.
Lunchbox
Hey.
Amy
Peanut butter making the. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Passenger's foot was crushed by a runaway beverage cart on an airplane.
Eddie
Oh.
Bobby Bones
A Republic Airways passengers foot was crushed by a beverage car flying from Boston to New York City. Dalton Sim was sitting in an aisle seat. His right foot, right foot was poking out just a little bit. And as the plane touched down, a beverage cart got loose, barreled towards him and slammed into his right Foot crushed. That would be.
Amy
That would hurt.
Bobby Bones
That would be real bad.
Eddie
Are those things really heavy?
Lunchbox
Yeah, they got a lot of drinks and ice.
Bobby Bones
And I would assume they're just belt heavy, too.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The incident left him who with unspecified damages, numerous disabling crush fractures, and a deep wound that required months of intensive medical treatment. Wow.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And you know what? If you're sitting in the aisle, they've crammed seats together so much, it's hard not to have your foot out there a little bit.
Eddie
That's why you get the aisle seat. Just stick your foot out in that aisle.
Bobby Bones
But if the cart goes run away, it's gone. And then finally, people are more likely to stick to exercise routines if it fits their personality. Extroverts have more success in the gym. Introverts like to work out at home. Peloton type workouts, trail runs. If an introvert takes a workout class, they're unlikely to have success at it. From the North American Society for Psychology of Sports and Physical Activity. Which leads me to Eddie. He said he's gonna work out every morning before coming in.
Eddie
How'd they go? I've done it twice.
Amy
So he's done it. You've actually.
Eddie
Twice. But I mean, did it so hard.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. I'll never lie.
Eddie
I mean, it's so hard to get out of bed.
Bobby Bones
We've all done this. We're just letting you know we've done it. We admire the idea, but it's. It's almost impossible.
Eddie
I was going to, like, I was on a good roll. Two in a row. And then it was raining one morning, and so I was like, I can't do it. I'm not gonna go run outside. It's raining. And then I never did it again because I guess I kind of needed that. That excuse.
Bobby Bones
One excuse.
Amy
Stop the whole thing to a roll.
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
Yeah, man. Two in a row.
Bobby Bones
That's the difference, though, in motivation and discipline. Like, you were motivated early. Motivation is easy to have.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Everybody gets motivated all the time to do all kinds of things, but hardly anyone stays disciplined long enough to do it. Motivation, you could buy that for a nickel. Discipline. Can't spend enough. You had motivation.
Eddie
No discipline.
Bobby Bones
No discipline. Yes. All right, that's the news. Those were Bobby's bees stories. We have Liz on in North Carolina. Hey, Liz, you're on the show. What's going on?
Caller
Hey. Morning, studio.
Bobby Bones
Morning.
Caller
Hey. I'm a podcast listener and was listening to Morgan's Celebrity in the Wild story about Reese Witherspoon. And after watching the Masters it reminded me of the time that my son was playing at the park with Rory McElroy's daughter in Charlotte, North Carolina. Wanted to share it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's pretty cool. Tell us more.
Caller
So my husband and I took our kids to a park, and my son started playing with this little girl. And their parents looked really familiar, but they were, like. The only thing I noticed about the guy was that he had, like, super nice shoes on. And that was, like, not what we were used to playing with. And I was looking at him, and our kids were playing for, like, an hour, and then all of a sudden, my eyes got really wide, and it clicked in my mind that it was Rory McElroy and his daughter and his wife. And about 30 seconds after I realized, a group of dads walked up to the park and just started freaking out and shouting at him. But our kids played for, like, an hour and a half. Never said anything to him. Didn't have my phone on, and just had a really good time with his daughter, Poppy. And my son was making him laugh, and that was it. And, yeah, he was playing at a golf tournament down the road.
Bobby Bones
Amy, do you know why Rory McIlroy's in the news?
Amy
Because the Masters.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And what about the Masters?
Amy
I know it was an interesting. Wasn't there an interesting ending?
Bobby Bones
How did he do?
Amy
How did he do? How did he do?
Bobby Bones
You know, how did he do? How did Rory do?
Amy
Rory. Rory did good.
Bobby Bones
He did good. Yeah. Any specifics on that?
Amy
He did good. Did he win?
Bobby Bones
No. I'm asking you.
Amy
I don't remember.
Bobby Bones
Remember or no?
Eddie
So long ago.
Bobby Bones
You're not in trouble for not watching the Masters.
Amy
I know, I know, I know. But, gosh, whenever the Masters ended, my boyfriend did say, did you see what happened? And I was like, no. He's like, you should go watch. And I was like. And I said, why would I want to go watch? He goes, so you can know what happened. So that's why I feel like maybe something interesting happened.
Bobby Bones
He died.
Amy
Oh, God.
Eddie
He fell in the pond.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
No, he didn't.
Lunchbox
He fell in Race Creek.
Amy
I know him from that. That show on Netflix.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, Full swing. He won yesterday.
Amy
He won.
Bobby Bones
It was the only major he hadn't won. He also hadn't won a major in over 10 years. He was like a prodigy and was on a bad, bad streak of not winning.
Amy
Bad, bad streak.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but never. And then he choked. This one till the end, and then one, and we'll call it overtime.
Amy
Oh, okay. So that was an interesting thing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Is there ever a. Is. Is an overtime in a golf tournament rare?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I would say rare. This hasn't happened on this specific tournament since, I think since 17, so 1890. 2020.
Amy
Oh, I thought you were gonna say 1700.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, not that rare.
Amy
20, 17. Okay. Well, hey, that's cool. He won. He did a comeback kid.
Bobby Bones
And then. Well, no, he was the head the whole time. Oh, he blew it. And then he blew it. And then.
Amy
And then he came back.
Bobby Bones
Then he. Yeah, then he. No, he never came back then. He just won because he was even. He was never behind.
Amy
Gotcha. Yeah, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Liz, thank you for sharing that story.
Amy
I mean.
Caller
Yeah, thank you. Have a good day, studio.
Amy
And also shout out to Liz for being, like, cool with him or whatever. She's had a bunch of dads come up and start yelling at him at the park, like, what?
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think she knew who he was at first, except Mr. Nice Shoes is what she said. Normally they play people with crappy shoes.
Amy
I know, but if y'all saw a pro golfer at a playground with his kid, would y'all start yelling?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox probably would.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'd probably say something.
Bobby Bones
I walked right beside him. I was playing a pro Am, which they were like, hey, we invite you to come be. I guess they had run out of celebrities, so they were like, come be our celebrity. So I go and I'm walking up beside him. I didn't want to bother him when I was walking with them, playing with them. Yeah, he's like. He's kind of shortish.
Amy
Yeah, he seems.
Bobby Bones
He's muscular.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I mean, he's like 5 10, 5 9, 5 10, I would think. Thank you very much, Liz. Hope you have a great day. It's awesome. All right, bye. Bye. Let's go to Ashley in Alabama, who's on the phone right now. Ashley, you're on. Hey. Hey.
Amy
How are you?
Bobby Bones
Pretty good. What's going on?
Caller
I was just gonna chime in on the okay and the text lingo stuff.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Caller
So my anxiety gets to me about how people perceive my messages. And I never say okay, k, or anything like that. I say either okie dokie or sound good just to avoid it completely.
Bobby Bones
You want to present someone who's fun, soft, warm.
Amy
Okey dokey.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You're worried about that, huh?
Caller
Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I've had it come wrong because I'm a very type a person, and people think I could be bossy and stuff like that. So I Always just try to make it light hearted and fun.
Bobby Bones
Are you a people pleaser?
Caller
Definitely.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Odd. A type A and a people pleaser.
Amy
Those.
Bobby Bones
Those a lot of times don't cross. They do some. But yeah, because for me, I'm definitely a type A, but I am not a people pleaser. My messenger are like K thooks. Yep.
Eddie
Thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Maybe. Yeah. Very, very quick. What are you saying?
Amy
I'm just picturing her being like, do this right now and do it specifically this way. Okie dokie.
Bobby Bones
Have a great day, Ashley. Thank you very much. Thanks for sharing.
Caller
You too.
Bobby Bones
All right, bye. Let's go to Gretchen in Florida. One more here. Gretchen, you're on the show.
Amy
Hey, good morning, guys.
Bobby Bones
What's happening?
Caller
I have a question for Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Yep, ready?
Caller
So earlier, just a little while ago, y'all were talking about how the, I guess con committee was going to go ahead and check the kids for weapons and have them do a breathalyzer before they were allowed to get it into the prop. Well, Lunchbox said that's lame. Now my question is, is he talking about it's lame to check them for weapons or have them do a breath of breathalyzer?
Bobby Bones
Because if he's talking about. Don't. Don't give me your answer. Let him answer, let him answer, let him answer.
Lunchbox
She's gonna get mad if I'm saying weapons.
Bobby Bones
Just go ahead. Which one's lame?
Lunchbox
Oh, the alcohol for sure. I don't care about weapons. I mean, if they really check for those.
Amy
Check.
Lunchbox
Yeah. If you want to check for weapons, check for weapons, fine. But alcohol, I mean, like, get out of your. Like, get over yourself. Off your high horse. You were a teenager once. When you went to prom, you probably had alcohol in your breath. Like, why are we ruining everything? Like, why are we taking the fun away? And prom is going to be empty. So if you want to have a problem with no one there, go ahead, put your breathalyzers in and see how terrible of a school function it is.
Bobby Bones
All right, Gretchen, go ahead.
Caller
Okay, but are you condoning teenage drinking and driving?
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
I mean, because I had a friend.
Caller
I had a friend when I was in high school. He was decapitated because of a drunk. Drunk driver on his way to prom.
Bobby Bones
Well, I would say the difference there is, though there probably wasn't Uber.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Back then.
Lunchbox
And a lot of people rent limos or buses or they have rides. I mean, that's what prom is about. You go above and beyond everything. You don't think a lot.
Bobby Bones
I don't Think most do.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like limos or buses. But I think now there's Uber. There's. There are. But I also am for the breathalyzer because just because you couldn't do it when you were a kid or you could do it when you're a kid doesn't mean it's okay. Now, isn't that what the difference of 20 years is worth? Like, learning how we did things wrong.
Lunchbox
But same for the last 50 years, man. Like, let them have fun like it's their last little thing. Is seniors, like, go out there last.
Eddie
Little thing like seniors?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Like I tell my kids, though, like.
Bobby Bones
I'm never matters problem. Doesn't matter.
Eddie
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Like nothing. Nothing about prom matters.
Amy
And Lunchbox is acting like every single person that's ever gone to prom is drinking at prom.
Lunchbox
I said a lot. I said, most of the time, if.
Amy
You want your prom to be empty.
Lunchbox
Most of the teachers that are chaperoning prom, they were probably drinking on their prom night.
Bobby Bones
All they would do is get in and find a way to drink while they're in.
Lunchbox
Well, the problem is they're going to have check in their pockets.
Amy
Well, it's probably not the teachers enforcing this.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Obviously there's a reason they're doing this because they just wouldn't use resources on something if there hadn't been an issue. But I hate that she lost her friend. But I would say they're probably. Fifteen years ago, we didn't have the ability to Uber where now if you're toasted.
Amy
Uber.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, toasted by anything. Any of the things. Drinks, smoke, substances.
Lunchbox
So she was hoping I said they shouldn't check for weapons.
Eddie
No, no, she wanted you to clarify.
Bobby Bones
She wanted to talk about alcohol. She wanted you to say weapons like you did. You fell into her trap. But then I felt like her trap wasn't fair.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like, I mean, you think I'm happy your friend, you know, got decapitated. That's terrible. I mean, drinking and driving is dumb and stupid. I've said that for years. I don't do it. I've always taken a cab. But at prom, you find a way to get there and you.
Bobby Bones
I don't like, find a way.
Amy
And kids.
Lunchbox
Smartest decisions and adults don't make the smart decisions. So should we just ban alcohol? Maybe.
Bobby Bones
But also, you're talking about kids aren't legally able to drink anyway. They do, but it's not. You also aren't legally able to drink, so you could ban alcohol. It doesn't matter. Why am I getting to a Fight. Okay, thank you. Thank you for the calls. Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Shelby County, Tennessee. A 25 year old man had a warrant out for his arrest. Police couldn't find him him. So he went to TikTok and said, ha, guys, you think I'm gonna turn myself in? If you want me, come get me. Well, they had their IT guys go in and find the location of where.
Bobby Bones
That TikTok was posted, surprised it and tag himself where he was still full idiot. And just.
Lunchbox
Yeah, and they tracked him down within hours.
Bobby Bones
I wonder about that go to IT guy. Gotta be more than that. Like they had to probably just look around him and see where he was. Because unless you get, unless you go through like the Department of Justice, I can tell you firsthand, you can't really get those companies to give you any of that information. Does it say he went to the IT guy?
Lunchbox
Well, they said they used their computer skills to track him down.
Bobby Bones
So they probably just looked around him to see where he was. Because with stalker issues we've had, even the FBI, they've been like, hey, we can't get that from meta TikTok, which is bytedance, et cetera, unless we go and get the Department of Justice to. It takes forever. And then those companies don't want to give away information. That seems crazy because if they do it once and they have to do it all the time, then every company is always asking for them so they don't give it up.
Amy
Right, that makes sense.
Lunchbox
No, if you have someone stalking you and they. The police need the information, that should happen.
Bobby Bones
Not even the police. It was the FBI.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. Like that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it felt a little crazy.
Amy
But you used to. So you're like, you're saying like maybe the. Their computer guys were like.
Bobby Bones
I'm saying it wasn't a IT guy. I'm saying they. What? Lunchbox said second, they use their computer skills. They probably just saw what was around him.
Amy
Like out the window they see a familiar building. And then like, you know how sometimes.
Bobby Bones
A street sign, Johnsonville, 11 miles.
Eddie
That'll help.
Amy
Like sometimes they won't know what part of the world someone posted from. And like sleuths will get in there and be like, oh, that outlet right there. That's the type of outlet they have in Germany. And then they narrow it down like, yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Bobby Bones
Who are you talking about specifically?
Amy
Oh, some documentary that I watched a long time ago about like Somebody that was killing cats or something.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, I remember that. Oh, okay. All right. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Bill Gates was talking about how much he'll leave his kids after he dies. So he goes on a podcast, Raj Shamani's podcast. This is what Bill Gates said. Because I decided it wouldn't be a favor to them. You know, it's not a dynasty. You know, I'm not asking them to run Microsoft. I want to give them a chance to have their own earnings and success. So he's only going to leave them 1% of his $100 billion fortune, which is still a billion dollars.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's great, man.
Eddie
That's a good head start.
Amy
But he's like, I want them to pave their own way.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, by leaving him 1% of his $100 billion.
Amy
Yeah. It would be a disservice if he left 2%.
Bobby Bones
He could leave it all.
Eddie
That doesn't make sense.
Bobby Bones
He could leave it all. I don't know what he's trying to accomplish here, because either you go, I'm not leaving them anything, or they're going to be set up like, Warren Buffet isn't really leaving his kids anything. Now, that's also a bit misleading, because if you grow up wealthy, you have access to everything. You have great education. You know, people, as your dad's rich, there are all these things that you get from being around rich people and being in a family of that. I just don't know what Bill Gates is getting at. Like, I'm really gonna make him suffer. It's not a dynasty. They're only getting a billion dollars.
Amy
Do you know how many kids he has?
Bobby Bones
Three.
Amy
Okay, so it's a billion divided by three.
Bobby Bones
So they each get a billion dollars.
Eddie
Oh, no, they each get one.
Amy
They each get 1%. I thought it was 1% to all of them.
Bobby Bones
And they have to get a billion.
Eddie
That would still be fine.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's still behind 333 million.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're getting 20. They're 28, 25, and 22 years old. Oh, wow. Bill Gates, man, he's really teaching us a lesson, isn't he? A life lesson. We're done. Thank you guys for hanging out. We will see you tomorrow. I will not have a billion dollars for you tomorrow, but I'm gonna try to bring a good show. All right, we'll see you guys then. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced, and sang by reedyarberry. You can find his Instagram, reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
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Lunchbox
Yeah.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: MON PT 1: The Biggest Disappointments In Bobby Bones Show History + Bobby Is Worried About Jelly Roll + LB vs. Abby Battle Heats Up
Release Date: April 14, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Produced By: Premiere Networks
In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby delves into personal anecdotes, addresses listener concerns, shares uplifting stories, and ignites friendly competition through a music trivia battle. The episode is structured around three major segments: reflecting on past disappointments in the show’s history, expressing concern for fellow artist Jelly Roll, and ramping up the competition between Lunchbox and Abby in a lively battle of wits.
Bobby opens the episode by discussing a new piece of jewelry he's wearing—a razorback charm with a diamond on its eye. He shares the story behind it, revealing a personal growth moment inspired by a conversation with his wife about self-expression and not worrying about others' perceptions.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby emphasizes the importance of authenticity and self-confidence, illustrating how embracing his personal style has become a constant reminder to live true to himself.
A listener named "Just a Friend" sends in an email questioning the nature of male-female friendships and whether there's an underlying romantic interest. Bobby offers insightful advice on setting boundaries and understanding the dynamics of such relationships.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby concludes that genuine friendships can withstand boundaries if both parties respect them, but recognizes that attraction can complicate relationships, potentially blurring the lines between friendship and romance.
Bobby introduces the "Good News" segment, where Lunchbox shares a harrowing yet positive story about a man surviving a severe truck accident near Niagara Falls, emphasizing the importance of staying attentive while driving.
Notable Quotes:
Additionally, Amy and Lunchbox discuss viral internet videos, including humorous clips from the TV show White Lotus and a heartwarming interaction between a fan and Jack Black on The Kelly Clarkson Show.
A spirited music trivia competition heats up between Lunchbox and Abby, where they compete to answer questions about famous songs and artists. The battle underscores the playful rivalry and camaraderie among the show's team members.
Notable Quotes:
The competition sees Lunchbox gaining the upper hand with correct answers, while Abby struggles with the latter questions, adding tension and excitement to the segment.
The show transitions into a discussion on modern texting abbreviations, exploring whether using shortcuts like "thx" instead of "thanks" is perceived as rude. Caller Ashley shares her anxiety about how message abbreviations affect others' perceptions of her.
Notable Quotes:
The conversation highlights the balance between efficient communication and maintaining sincerity, emphasizing that longer expressions like "thank you" often convey more genuine appreciation compared to terse abbreviations.
Raymundo, the audio producer, presents a shortlist of the biggest disappointments in the show's history. The top entries involve Lunchbox's unfulfilled commitments and Eddie's aborted plans for a hair procedure in Turkey.
Notable Quotes:
These disappointments reveal challenges within the team, offering listeners a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the show's dynamics and the personal setbacks faced by its members.
In the "Bonehead Story of the Day" segment, Lunchbox recounts how authorities tracked down a fugitive who taunted the police on TikTok by leveraging their computer skills and visual clues from the video.
Notable Quotes:
The story underscores the evolving relationship between social media and law enforcement, illustrating both the potential and limitations of digital platforms in real-world investigations.
Bobby discusses recent news about South Milwaukee High School implementing mandatory breathalyzer tests and weapons detection at their prom. The segment includes mixed reactions from callers and reflects on the balance between safety and tradition.
Notable Quotes:
Additionally, the show touches on incidents like a man causing a car crash by reaching for his coffee and a severe airplane beverage cart accident, emphasizing the importance of attention and safety in everyday actions.
Bobby expresses his worries about artist Jelly Roll's significant weight loss, drawing parallels to other celebrities who faced mixed reactions after changing their appearances. He fears that unlike Jelly Roll, who is beloved for his personality, other artists lost relatability post-transformation.
Notable Quotes:
The conversation critiques the notion that altering one's appearance can impact public perception and underscores the unique challenges that artists like Jelly Roll face in maintaining their authentic connection with fans.
Bobby wraps up the episode by thanking listeners and encouraging them to tune in for future shows. The episode blends personal stories, humorous interactions, competitive segments, and thoughtful discussions, maintaining the show's signature lively and personable atmosphere.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully balances humor, personal growth, listener engagement, and competitive fun. Bobby’s candid discussions about personal style and concerns for friends, combined with interactive segments like the music trivia battle, create an entertaining and relatable experience for listeners. The episode also thoughtfully addresses societal issues like safety protocols at school events and the impact of social media on personal lives, making it a well-rounded and insightful installment in the show’s history.