MON PT 1:  The Truth About Bobby + Our Perfect Days + Does Amy Expect Chivalry?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode: MON PT 1: The Truth About Bobby + Our Perfect Days + Does Amy Expect Chivalry?
Date: February 16, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones
Guest Hosts/Regulars: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Ray, Morgan

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Episode Overview

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the team kicks off the week with a blend of offbeat news stories, revealing personal insights, and lively group discussions. Topics range from bizarre animal-caused disasters and ill-fated hitman schemes, to debates about chivalry, ideal days, and childhood myths. The team also tackles audience questions, plays trivia, and shares heartwarming “Tell Me Something Good” stories, all while maintaining their signature banter and humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Squirrel-Induced House Fire & Animal Antics

Timestamps: [02:05–05:38]

• Bobby recounts a news story about a Florida family's home burning down due to a squirrel chewing through electrical wires.
  • "Completely out of everyone's control. That’s not something you can keep from happening." – Bobby ([02:37])
• Amy shares her own battle with “rodent damage” in her car.
• Discussion on why squirrels chew wires (to file down their ever-growing teeth).
• Side note about a viral TikTok squirrel dentist.

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2. Bizarre Crime News: Murder for Hire via Facebook

Timestamps: [05:38–07:11]

• Bobby shares a strange story where a man tried to hire an old friend to commit murder via Facebook messenger.
  • "If somebody doesn’t have a history of doing some murdering, I would never ask somebody to do some murdering." – Bobby ([05:46])
• Humor about the lowball offer for hitman services ($5,000 for three people) and obvious reasons the plot failed.

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3. Celebrity Parenting: Zayn Malik and the Price of a Tooth

Timestamps: [07:12–09:01]

• Zayn Malik (former One Direction member) reportedly gave his daughter $700 from the “Tooth Fairy” for a lost tooth.
  • "If I break so many teeth…would super heifer come by and drop it off at my house?" – Bobby ([08:49])
• The team debates how much is too much for a “Tooth Fairy” payout.

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4. Mailbag: The Truth About Bobby Bones

Timestamps: [09:08–14:29]

• Listener mailbag: “What is something about yourself that people get wrong?”
  • Bobby: People think he’s high-energy and an extrovert, but he’s quiet in groups. Also, many say he’s “taller than expected.”
    • "I think most people expect that I have a big ball of energy…I'm usually the one that's not talking at all." – Bobby ([09:39])
  • Banter ensues about everyone’s real heights (Amy, Ray, Morgan, Lunchbox, Eddie).
  • Bobby gets comically defensive about his listed “6’1” height.

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5. Wellness Challenge: Sound Reset Week 3 – Compassion

Timestamps: [14:29–15:47]

• Amy introduces the week’s Sound Reset Challenge (inspired by “10% Happier” by Dan Harris): practice meta (loving-kindness) meditation.
  • "Continue to meditate for 10 minutes per day… bring to mind people who you'd like to send compassionate energy toward." – Amy ([14:57])

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6. Daycare Worker Scandal & Parenting Stories

Timestamps: [19:02–23:13]

• News: A daycare worker allegedly gave toddlers laxatives to get them sent home early.
  • "If you hate kids that much, why are you working there?" – Bobby ([19:46])
• The team debates whether they’d pull a child out of a daycare after such a scandal.
• Lunchbox recounts missing urgent daycare calls due to a nap, causing his child to wait at the daycare’s front desk.

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7. Tell Me Something Good: Real-Life Heroes

Timestamps: [23:18–25:12, 48:31–49:45]

• Story of Logan, who saved a pregnant woman from a sinking car, and she later gave birth hours after being rescued ([23:23–25:07]).
• Missouri store clerk stops an elderly man from losing $40,000 to a crypto scam ([48:31–49:45]).

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8. Modern Chivalry: Does Amy Expect It?

Timestamps: [25:13–32:19]

• Bobby asks Amy about her thoughts on chivalry.
  • Amy likes chivalry (opening doors, giving a coat, walking on the street side), but finds “too much” overbearing.
  • The team debates if holding doors/helping with heavy things is “chivalry” or just being considerate.
  • "If you're cold, give you his jacket, even though he might be [cold]." – Amy ([26:09])
  • "Is chivalry only romantic though? I never thought about this." – Bobby ([28:30])
• Everyone agrees that most women appreciate certain chivalrous gestures, but extremes can be silly.

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9. Our Realistic Perfect Days

Timestamps: [35:54–39:23]

• Bobby: Fall Saturday, college football, family, great food, nice weather, Razorback win.

• Amy: Summer morning in Colorado, coffee by a river, hike, spa, home-cooked meal with family, movie night.

• Eddie: Relaxing coffee, birdwatching, golf, smoked meat, family games, and a movie with son.

• Lunchbox: Breakfast tacos, golf, nap, coed soccer, quiet evening with wife.

  "That's a perfect day. Blake Shelton didn't say that." – Bobby to Lunchbox, after he mentions ending the night with his wife ([39:12])

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10. President’s Day Trivia

Timestamps: [39:30–47:58]

• The team plays an educational and hilarious trivia game about U.S. Presidents, history, and the White House.
  • Memorable fail: nobody remembers exact White House room count; guesses are way off.
    • "You guys are not even close." – Bobby ([47:55])
  • Amy wins the round, with Lunchbox lamenting his Roosevelt knowledge gap.

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11. Gossip & Secret Keeping

Timestamps: [53:30–56:12]

• Amy shares a stat: the average secret lasts just 47 hours before being told.
• The group shares how they handle secrets and gossip; Eddie claims to hold one of his brother’s secrets for decades.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "You're taller than I thought, man." – Bobby Bones, on listener reactions ([09:59])
• "What a weird message. 'Hey, I haven't heard from you, Eric. Yeah, I'd love to get together…'" – Bobby, summarizing the hitman story ([06:57])
• "It's nice. Like…I understand some women that just…if they're not attracted to that. I try to understand where they're coming from, but I don't get it." – Amy, on chivalry ([26:51])
• "I would sue. I'd sue 100, try to get my name on that daycare." – Lunchbox, on the daycare scandal ([20:57])
• "Once you get over [47 hours], you're likely gonna keep it." – Amy, about secret-keeping ([55:25])
• "I've got some big secrets about celebrities… I know some that are gay. Huh? Exactly." – Bobby, teasingly ([55:52])
• "Wake up in the morning. Come on. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear...Bobby's on the mic." – Show theme, lighthearted banter ([50:38])

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Segments With Timestamps

• [02:05] – Weekend catch-up; squirrel burns down house
• [05:38] – True crime: Facebook murder plot
• [07:12] – Bizarreness of celebrity parenting (Zayn Malik’s Tooth Fairy)
• [09:08] – Mailbag: What does Bobby get wrong? (Height, personality)
• [14:29] – Sound Reset Challenge: Week 3 - Compassion meditation
• [19:02] – Daycare scandal & parenting emergencies
• [23:18] – Tell Me Something Good: Real-life heroes
• [25:13] – Chivalry: Modern definitions and expectations
• [35:54] – Group: Our realistic perfect days
• [39:30] – President’s Day trivia
• [48:31] – Tell Me Something Good: Crypto scam averted
• [50:21] – The Morning Corny joke: “Which presidents were greenest? The Bushes.”
• [53:30] – Secrets, gossip, and trust among friends

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Memorable Moments

• Friendly ribbing about everyone’s height, with Amy doubting Bobby’s “solid 6'1"” ([09:56–14:14])
• Lunchbox’s parenting “fail” (napping through daycare calls) ([22:00–22:50])
• The trivia game’s rapid-fire fun with presidential history ([39:30–47:58])
• Heartwarming stories of everyday heroism ([23:18–25:12]; [48:31–49:45])
• Group debate: what chivalry means and what’s “too much” ([25:13–32:19])

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Conclusion

This episode delivers the full Bobby Bones Show experience: a mix of lighthearted news, humor, relatable life stories, spirited in-studio debates, and audience engagement. Between squirrel mayhem, parenting mishaps, and what makes a “perfect day,” it’s a fun ride for listeners who want laughs, community, and a touch of heart.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Lunchbox]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby bone transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. Big fire happens. House burns down. It sucks. They're trying to figure out what happened with it. Stove left on. Curling iron left on. Electrical short. None of that. It turns out there was a stupid squirrel that's chewing through a line. Electrical line at the house. Spark. Boom. House goes up.

[Eddie]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

Completely out of everyone's control. That's not something that you can keep from happening.

[Amy]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless that you cover your wires better. But a Florida family is starting over after their house burned down due to a fire caused by a squirrel through chewing through electrical wires.

[Eddie]

Did the squirrel make it?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe that's how they knew that the squirrel had done it. There's a fried squirrel next to the.

[Eddie]

There it is.

[Amy]

Or it's skedaddled out of there. Rodent damage in my car. Like, a significant amount of damage. That was not cheap at all. And it was. The cause was rodent. Like, they put that on the assessment. Like, when I got the. They're like, cause rodent.

[Bobby Bones]

I bet those rodents didn't die, though.

[Eddie]

No, they just chewed on, thankfully.

[Amy]

But they caused a lot of damage.

[Bobby Bones]

This family, Donnie and Stacy and their kids and their pets were sleeping in their home right before the fire began on January 31st. This is from WMBB. Quote, we were all asleep. I heard a breaker flip in the back. So I got up to see what the noise was, and I heard the sound rustling in the attic. And then I smelled an electrical smell. So I walk and woke everybody up. I said, hey, everybody, wake up. Let's get out of the house. And they're out. Next thing you know, the house goes up in flames.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

And so when they go to figure it out, it was a squirrel. That's crazy, because there's really nothing you can do about that.

[Eddie]

No. And I wonder why the squirrel chooses wires. Like, does it feel good on their teeth, or do they think it's like licorice? Like, what are they. Why are they chewing wires?

[Bobby Bones]

If I had teeth like that, I'd be looking to use them on.

[Eddie]

On whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like, I got these tools. Why not use them? It's like, if you're tall, why not dunk?

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

There's this one guy on Tik Tok. He. He takes care of squirrels, and he takes them to the dentist. Have y' all seen.

[Bobby Bones]

This guy's stupid. I don't even know what he is up to. This guy needs a stop.

[Amy]

It is so cute. He has a little cage, and he traps them, and he takes them in, and they have to get.

[Bobby Bones]

Dennis is like, what is this?

[Eddie]

Not again.

[Amy]

It's obvious a. A veterinarian, but they put a little gas mask on the squirrel. They pass out, and they do the dental work. And then that way. Because what happens is when their teeth aren't. Whatever's going on with their teeth, they can't. They're not going to be able to survive because they need their teeth to be able to eat. And squirrels get some, I don't know, damage. There's something that can be done, and he helps the squirrels get it done.

[Bobby Bones]

Good for him. You know what?

[Eddie]

So weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Good for him. I feel like that's energy being used there that could.

[Amy]

I mean, and this guy is like.

[Bobby Bones]

Be used in better places. But no, I like it. I do like it.

[Amy]

He's a manly man. Like, he great. He does not look like he'd be trapping squirrels and taking them to get their teeth done.

[Bobby Bones]

Squirrels chew on wires to file down. They're constantly growing teeth.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

The teeth grow and they chew on wires in attics, vehicles, and poles because the material is durable or it's super convenient. But again, it is just that because their teeth won't stop growing. And they're filing them down a little bit.

[Amy]

Okay. That must be what he's catching them to do. Their teeth are out of control and they need to be filed down.

[Bobby Bones]

A guy tried to hire a friend to help him murder his ex and two men she dated after him. Okay, so there's a guy, hits up his buddy, hey, you mind murdering? Doing some murdering for me. If somebody doesn't have a history of doing some murdering, I would never ask somebody to do some murdering.

[Amy]

Well, maybe his friend had a history of murdering.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so Eric, 41 years old, was on Facebook, and he messaged Stephen, an old school friend he had not spoken to in years. They said, hey, can we meet up on Tuesday? It's like, I haven't seen you in a while. Okay. They get together. He said, I gave 5,000 bucks to help murder my ex and then two other men. The guy obviously was not a murderer because he was so shocked, he went to the police immediately.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, you got to know if you're gonna ask somebody to do some murder. And they've probably done some murdering or been close to murdering. So murdering is not crazy to them.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Not just like your craziest friend or.

[Bobby Bones]

Just like, from high school. The first person that'll answer, Right? Yeah. He was busted on Wednesday as he was getting into an Uber. He had a duffel bag with him and a loaded gun, cocaine, and cash. He was charged with three counts of criminal solicitation for murder, three counts of attempted murder, three counts of terroristic threats, three counts of recklessly endangering another person, among other charges. New York Post. See, I'd be worried if he ever got out of jail. He tried to hire somebody to kill the Guy who turned him in.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

And hopefully that guy would turn him in. But what a weird message. Hey, I haven't heard from you while Eric. Yeah, I'd love to get together.

[Amy]

Also. I think it's gonna be really hard to find someone to murder three people for $5,000.

[Bobby Bones]

Low rate, but so low. I'll meet you at the Puffy Muffin. Can't wait to see what we're going to talk about. Hey, man, you mind doing some merging for me? Zayn Malik? You know who that is, Amy?

[Amy]

You do?

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Amy]

Yeah. He's in one of the boy bands.

[Bobby Bones]

Was. Yeah. I was first wanted to leave One Direction.

[Amy]

One Direction.

[Bobby Bones]

And so now he's doing residency in Vegas, and they had asked him because he has a young daughter and she lost a tooth. What do you think he gives her for the. Let me. Let me do this again. What do you think? The tooth fairy drops by the house and how.

[Amy]

Okay. To give her one tooth.

[Bobby Bones]

One tooth.

[Amy]

Well, it's got to be something crazy. This wouldn't be a story.

[Bobby Bones]

Who knows? Tooth fairy is different from everywhere because it could be. The tooth fairy could be so cheap. And you're like, you got to know if you're going by Zayn Malik's house to be right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you give? Like, what do you tell your tooth fairy to give?

[Amy]

Like a dollar.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you do? I guess I'm struggling here.

[Eddie]

I got you.

[Bobby Bones]

Tooth fairy gave a dollar.

[Amy]

That's what he chose to do.

[Bobby Bones]

Toothpaste. A man.

[Eddie]

Oh, mine's a girl.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think. Any fairies?

[Amy]

No, I told y', all, I grew up with Lu Nefer. He's a man.

[Eddie]

Man. My tooth fairy is up to $5 now. It's bizarre.

[Bobby Bones]

Zayn Malik says his tooth fairy gave his daughter 707.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. See, I was gonna guess 100. And I was even thinking, that's so. I can't even say that.

[Eddie]

That's not. I mean, what's the tafera doing? That's not good for the child. $700.

[Amy]

I don't even understand what that is.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

700? Yes, they do.

[Amy]

No, no, I don't think that they have a concept of. They know it's a lot of money.

[Eddie]

Like. Yeah, Yeah. I think when it came.

[Amy]

But to them, 100 would be a lot. So, like, why make it 700?

[Bobby Bones]

I break so many teeth.

[Eddie]

I wonder if I just put it.

[Bobby Bones]

Under the pillow, see what happens. Yeah, because I got, like, teeth issues and had veneers. Would super heifer come by and drop it off at my house. Yeah, whatever.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. It's weird to me. Nobody else knows about Ou Nefer.

[Eddie]

Never heard of her.

[Amy]

This is just an internal family thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we're cool. Keeping it that way. There's a question to be had. Send it into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I have a question. What is something about you that most people get completely wrong? Signed here for the plot twist. To me, this is pretty easy about me. It's. I think most people expect that I have a big ball of energy. Once I am out in public.

[Amy]

Or.

[Bobby Bones]

Even in a group setting, I'm usually the one that's not talking at all. So I would say that's it. I also get when people meet me, hey, you're a lot taller than I thought. I like that one.

[Eddie]

That's a good one.

[Amy]

Yeah, that is probably good.

[Bobby Bones]

Why'd you say really like that?

[Amy]

I just didn't know that. You get that a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

I get that a lot.

[Amy]

You get that a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You're a lot taller than I thought, man.

[Eddie]

They thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you being a hater? I don't know. You are. You're being a hater.

[Amy]

I feel like you're getting me wrong right now.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a solid six one, Bobby.

[Eddie]

He is.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

My driver's license, yes or no?

[Amy]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to see my driver's license, yes or no?

[Amy]

I'm aware that you can just tell them no. What? What?

[Bobby Bones]

I can't say 6 5. They're gonna know I'm lying.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, but I mean, if you just, like, bump it up a little bit, they're not gonna know.

[Bobby Bones]

Male, six one. Eyes? Hazel.

[Amy]

Yeah. And when you're getting that, they're like. What color are your eyes? Hazel. How tall are you? Six one.

[Eddie]

That's official right there, though.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they don't measure you.

[Bobby Bones]

But they would know if I was lying. You can tell by my face. Anyway, you're being such a hater.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not.

[Amy]

You're taller than I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Why did you say it like.

[Amy]

Wait, what they say?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I didn't expect you to be so tall.

[Amy]

I didn't. Oh, that's what they say?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't expect you to be so tall.

[Amy]

Gosh, I didn't expect you to be so tall.

[Lunchbox]

Amy's laughing.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[Amy]

I just said that's shocking.

[Bobby Bones]

My doctor and my driver's license all have down six foot one.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you put me at six.

[Amy]

Foot in a little bit?

[Eddie]

That Would be the one.

[Amy]

I don't know that I put a.

[Bobby Bones]

Solid a little bit.

[Eddie]

Would be the one.

[Amy]

Clear. Six foot. Yeah, like, you're definitely six foot. But I wouldn't. I just wouldn't say that. I. I look at you and think, like, wow, he's so tall.

[Bobby Bones]

You see me every day.

[Amy]

But they must. So does that mean in pictures they think you're like five, eight?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if I'm standing next to people like Blake Shelton or Trace Atkins and they're monsters.

[Amy]

Yeah, but how often. I mean, you know, how tall are you? How tall is Eddie?

[Eddie]

I'm six foot.

[Amy]

Okay. He's who you're next to a lot in pictures.

[Eddie]

Okay. You want to stand next to me?

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just saying, lying on his driver's.

[Amy]

Side, do people say to you, you're taller than I thought?

[Eddie]

I've never gotten that.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

You'Re pretty tall.

[Eddie]

And how did they say it to you again?

[Bobby Bones]

So if we're like, taking a picture or something like, dang, you're taller than I thought.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know why it's so funny to you.

[Lunchbox]

How tall are you?

[Bobby Bones]

Five six.

[Amy]

I don't either. I'm five' six. Ray and I are the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, why you bring Ray into it? Why do you bring Ray? There's. Ray wasn't even in this conversation. He's back there, like, pushing the button.

[Amy]

Making sure you had. Over the years, Ray and I have gone back to back and we have measured multiple times because he tries to say that he's taller than 5, 6.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's not even in this conversation.

[Amy]

The point is, this is you're just dragging people in, and he might even be 511 now that he's 5 11.

[Bobby Bones]

He's 6 foot.

[Eddie]

I'm 6 foot.

[Bobby Bones]

Solid 6 foot.

[Eddie]

Does Ray get like, wow, you're shorter.

[Bobby Bones]

Than I thought Ray, what do you get? Wow, I gotta be real because you guys rag on me so much for being short. When people meet me, they say, wow, you're taller than I. That's what I'm talking about.

[Lunchbox]

See?

[Amy]

See?

[Bobby Bones]

So Morgan's the shortest of all of us, which is.

[Amy]

She's five.

[Bobby Bones]

No, guys, I'm five foot and 34 of one inch.

[Amy]

Oh, jeez.

[Bobby Bones]

So basically five' one?

[Amy]

Yeah, basically. Okay, so now we know how you do the math.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I didn't say basically.

[Eddie]

I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm not gonna say five foot and three, four every time.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, you said you is a solid, solid 61. 61.

[Bobby Bones]

And Morgan's five one. And then Amy and Ray are five, six. You lunchbox. Probably five' ten, five' eleven. I don't know if a guy's ever five' eleven, actually. Okay, Eddie, six foot.

[Lunchbox]

Not even close.

[Eddie]

Yes, I am.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm 61.

[Lunchbox]

Not close.

[Amy]

We should measure lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's been a hater on everybody's height. She's looked at all four of us dudes.

[Amy]

I just told Eddie he's five' eleven.

[Eddie]

No, six foot.

[Amy]

I know. I said you're probably five, eleven.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's taller? Eddie, three, four of an inch.

[Eddie]

Who's taller?

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, your lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

That's a good question. I have no idea.

[Amy]

I guess Eddie, because he's saying he's six foot and lunchbox government is saying it. No. Do you. You realize you tell the government, I.

[Bobby Bones]

Don'T want to go to jail because the government bust in and goes, we need to check and see if you're telling the truth. And I don't want to go to jail because I lied on the.

[Amy]

I feel like over the years, you have insinuated that you just make it six one.

[Eddie]

You said that.

[Amy]

No, insinuated.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, so that was it. People are like, you're so tall.

[Amy]

Wow, you're way taller than I expected.

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly it's that people expect maybe the life of the party, which I am not. And then I wasn't even saying that to get a reaction. People just say, you're. Anyway, thank you for the email. You can email us anytime. Just hit up the email address. What is it? Morgan? [e-mail] Correct?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go, Bones. Amy, we're now at week three of the Sound Reset Challenge, brought to you by Audible. Audible's well Being collection has everything to inspire and support you in every step of your wellbeing journey. What's going on this week?

[Amy]

Well, this week we're talking compassion. And this weekly challenge is inspired by my conversation with Dan Harris and his book, 10% Happier, available on Audible. And your three week challenge is Add some compassion. Now that you've had a practice of your own, let's try what Dan calls meta meditation, where you add thoughts of love and compassion to your practice. This week, continue to meditate for 10 minutes per day. At some point in the session, bring to mind people who you'd like to send compassionate energy toward. First, think of someone that is very easy to love. And in your mind, send them four phrases. May you be happy, may you be safe, may you be healthy, and may you live with ease. Then move on to family members, a mentor, the planet, and even people who are more difficult. Keep it up with new people every day and know notice how it affects you throughout the week. To hear my full conversation with Dan Harris, head to bobbybones.com and for more of his journey with mindfulness, listen to his book 10% happier only on Audible.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen in next week for your week four sound reset challenge. Kickstart your well being journey with your first audiobook. Free when you sign up for a 30 day trial at audible.com Membership is 14.95amonth. After 30 days, cancel anytime. Bones from Executive Producer Taylor Sheridan A new era of Yellowstone begins in the new CBS original series marshals. On March 1, Casey Dutton is back and he's teaming up with an elite unit of U.S. marshals to bring range justice to Montana. With the Yellowstone Ranch behind him and a new team at his side, Casey will balance family and duty as he faces his biggest fight yet. Luke Grimes stars in marshals March 1 on CBS and streaming on Paramount. Let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you haven't seen or backyard you haven't stepped foot in. All from the comfort of, well, literally anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people like you want to own, but you're stuck in this browsing mode loop. That's where Redfin flips the script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app, you can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it? That's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2,200 agents with local expertise, and Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they help you win, not just window shop. Redfin is built to help you go from just looking to wait. This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning redfin.com between work, family and everything else, cancer screenings can get put off. But screening is an important way to take control of your health for the people who count on you. Over the years, we've heard from listeners sharing cancer diagnosis stories, of loved ones affected, and how early detection made a difference. Detecting cancer early is crucial. Every screening matters, and Pfizer's making it easy to take the first step. Schedule your [e-mail] Screenings sponsored by Pfizer hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show Whether you're a seasoned small business owner or you're just thinking about getting started, you'll definitely want to check out season four of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. Mind the Business is part entertainment, part instruction manual, part inspiration. Each episode features practical tips and success stories that will resonate with entrepreneurs in any industry. In the latest season, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres are covering topics on the forefront of running a small business. They're talking to self starters about everything from how AI helps them work smarter to weathering market uncertainties and enjoying the benefits of being your own boss and using Intuit QuickBooks to help you get more done in less time. You won't want to miss it. Listen to Mind the Business Small business success Stories on the iHeart app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This daycare worker was giving toddlers laxative so the toddlers will be sent home so this daycare worker didn't have to deal with them.

[Amy]

Oh my.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's why.

[Bobby Bones]

So this daycare worker in St. Charles, Illinois has been charged with giving laxative to toddlers. And he would say it was candy.

[Eddie]

Of course it was a dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the name's Ezel. I don't know what that is. I just assume it was a dude. And also this feels like a dude thing.

[Lunchbox]

Totally.

[Bobby Bones]

Gazelle Juarez reportedly wanted kids to get sick so they'd be sent home. It's and all it says. I guess he tells a woman. I don't know, I think it's a woman. Y, I Z E L. That's a girl.

[Amy]

I mean I feel like a woman could do this.

[Eddie]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

One parent said her 17 month old suffered from diarrhea for two months before they learned what was happening. They just thought the kid was always sick.

[Eddie]

Over and over.

[Bobby Bones]

Over.

[Amy]

Terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

She faces charges of attempted aggravated battery and child endangerment from law and crime. If you hate kids that much, why you? Why you working there?

[Amy]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you do if this was your daycare? Would you pull them out or would you just want it to be fixed with that person?

[Amy]

That person needs to be fired for sure. Cuz finding a daycare, getting into a daycare, a daycare that is, you know, in good proximity to where you live or work like that can be difficult. So I guess it just depend on my circumstances what I would do.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you give them a bad review?

[Amy]

It sucks because this was one employee.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. You give Him a bad review?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I struggle with giving my delivery drivers bad reviews even when they suck and they've been sucking lately. I struggle because I think bad day. I don't know what's going on in their life and I don't think I would give this place a bad review. I think just fire the person and then I think we're going to be okay because I don't think it was a fundamental part of the. Their child development at stake here. Right?

[Amy]

Oh yeah. I mean I obviously they didn't know she was doing it. Now if they knew the whole time and they were okay with it. Yeah, then that's a problem.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you do, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I would Sue. I'd sue 100 try to get my name on that daycare. Take it over.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, just because you sue doesn't mean you're gonna get any money. Especially if it's a daycare where they don't have much money. All they do is go ah we're bankrupt. We fold our business, we're done. You're happy with you get no money.

[Amy]

And you don't get the building name on the daycare.

[Bobby Bones]

The bill. It wouldn't exist.

[Amy]

He said he's gonna take it over.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just because you sue and win doesn't really mean you're getting money. Especially if they don't have any money.

[Lunchbox]

Oh well then I'm definitely writing a negative review of my kids out of there.

[Eddie]

Wow. It's different.

[Lunchbox]

And whoever that person is. Civil court.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

Civil court.

[Bobby Bones]

Civil court. Same. If she doesn't have any money, you can't really squeeze mountain. Do I have a turnip right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah but I mean they can garner her wages for the rest of her life. And what's crazy is I read that headline and I didn't understand like oh, she gave him the laxative so she wouldn't have to take care of them. I'm like no, that means you'd have to take care of them more. But then I remembered the. When it's the, you know that liquidy they do get sent home and I.

[Eddie]

Did the whole school shut down if that happens.

[Lunchbox]

No, just that kid gets sent home, bro.

[Eddie]

That's what I was thinking. Fool's clothes.

[Bobby Bones]

Also remember when lunchbox's daycare tried to call him? They couldn't get a hold of him for hours. Was napping cuz he was taking a.

[Lunchbox]

They. You know who they called? Eddie's wife.

[Bobby Bones]

They did? Yeah. Why?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, because I think she was one of the phone numbers on the the to Call like, mer, can't get a hold of the mom or dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you wake up and just see a bunch of numbers on your phone?

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, I heard it.

[Bobby Bones]

Really? Bunch of calls on your phone.

[Lunchbox]

But I had just got. I think we had just got back from Iheart, and so I needed a rest that day, and my wife. And my wife was out of town, and so I knew that I. If I didn't get sleep, I couldn't go pick him up right then, so I had to ignore the call.

[Eddie]

So did my wife pick him up?

[Lunchbox]

No, she called me.

[Eddie]

And you answered her call?

[Lunchbox]

No. No, I didn't. It was like an hour and a half later when I got up, and your wife had called me and the daycare had called me, and I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I. I didn't. I just missed the call.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Wow. So what do they do with your kid? What was wrong with your kid?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, sick.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So what do they do with them to hold?

[Lunchbox]

They take him out of the class and put them, like, behind the front desk, like, with the receptionist so it doesn't get the other kids sick.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. What'd you learn from that?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't really learn anything. I just learned that, you know, hey, they don't. You're not gonna get in trouble if you don't go get them right away.

[Eddie]

That's what you learned.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what you learned. It's time for the good news with.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

On Friday morning in Stuart, Florida. This guy's on his way to work. His name's Logan. He sees a car on the side of the road, but it looks weird because the car is in a pond on the side of the road. He's like, am I seeing this right? And so he slows his car down, pulls over, and sees the car is actually sinking in a pond. He runs toward the car. He jumps into the pond. He swims out to the car. The car was still above water a little bit. Where the back passenger door. Because the nose tends to go down first and go down, and so it's sinking. And so he jumps in, opens the car door, which is hard to pull open because there's water holding it, and goes in and pulls her out.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

He sees it. It's just crazy. He sees it while driving, slows down, understands it, and then takes off toward it, all on foot and all at this, like, right moment, right time. Oh, yeah. She's pregnant, too, by the way.

[Amy]

Oh, double save.

[Eddie]

I was gonna ask if she was the only one in the Car, but I guess not.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, in her body, there were two people. So he said he's comfortable in the water because he works as a. Like, a private fishing boat captain. He's never performed a rescue like this before. He was swimming her back to shore. That's when he realizes she's pregnant. And so he made sure that she stayed up upward anyway, that he didn't put too much on her to swim. And so then they're like, okay, we got her. She's okay. And then she had, like. She gave birth, like, a few hours later.

[Amy]

Are you serious?

[Bobby Bones]

At the Florida Lawnwood Hospital? Yeah. Hours after the rescue.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

O.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably some of that trauma.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Caused it. So I've had some people now that are, like, very, very pregnant, are like, we should go sink somewhere to get.

[Amy]

To induce this to be in a traumatic situation.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, he saved her. That's all. That's wild. That's from wpbf. That's what it's all about.

[Lunchbox]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good, Bones. What do you think about chivalry? Do you like it? Is there a limit of it you like?

[Amy]

Yeah, I like it. I. That's no limit, really. I mean, I think you can maybe go over the top a little too much if you need to, like, pull my chair out everywhere we go. That might be a little much. But I don't mind you getting the car door.

[Bobby Bones]

See, like, a good amount. But what if a guy's like, I'm never letting you pay for anything. You are only standing on this side of me.

[Lunchbox]

You.

[Amy]

Well, that part. Well, you mean because he wants to stand on the side closest to the street so I don't get hit by the car first? Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I always thought that was kind of weird, though, because if a car is going to hit and, like, go rogue under the sidewalk, it's probably not just clipping the outside person. But I get it.

[Amy]

I like that, because sometimes I'll. End of that. And then it's like, you know, he swoops in and is like, you stand over here. I've got you.

[Bobby Bones]

They had this whole thing, are women still into chivalry? And you would say, generally, yeah. What are the top three things a guy can do for you that's chivalrous?

[Amy]

Well, that. The street thing. If you're cold, give you his jacket, even though he might be.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you're still cold, will you accept his shirt?

[Amy]

Wait, that would be weird. I don't need him.

[Bobby Bones]

He's out there cutting glass with nipples.

[Amy]

I'm not gonna do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Not that, you know, there's a limit. And then. Yeah, I mean, I can pay for myself, but.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's part of. So you don't need that level.

[Amy]

No. You just said, if he wants to pay for everything he demands.

[Eddie]

Do you like that?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Like, I'm fine. I know I can pay for it. I'll just put that money away. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

An overwhelming majority of women 85, like it when a man is chivalrous. Yeah. Because it is a. What?

[Amy]

It's just What?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

It's a. It's nice. Like, I. I understand some women that just.

[Bobby Bones]

If.

[Amy]

If they're not attracted to that. I try to understand where they're coming from, but I don't get it.

[Bobby Bones]

The top chivalrous things women enjoy. 1. Ensuring they get home safe.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So again, this is just a little nitpicky thing I have about this. If you're going to actually take her home or it's hard to say, like, watch her go home. It feels creepy. I get it. But text me when you get home doesn't count as being chivalrous. And, like, looking out for her.

[Amy]

But they may call and be like, hey, I just want to make sure you made it home okay, or, I'm looking for you on Life360.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. If you're sharing your place with them after, like, three dates, oh, I'd worry they're gonna come to your house and murder you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Number two is helping with heavy things.

[Amy]

That's nice. That's what? That's generous. Like, you're telling me men are just built in a way where y' all are typically stronger? I know there are some women that are stronger than some men. Okay, fine. But generally speaking, a man is going to be stronger than me, and he. I'm gonna want to carry the table. Why?

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you carrying a table?

[Amy]

Are you moving or whatever, but something heavy or a heavy box, and he's gonna just stand by and watch? No, thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't even think that has to be chivalrous. Like, if I see a woman, it's not romantic, and she's like, I'll get that.

[Amy]

That's what I mean. Like, that doesn't seem chivalrous to me. That just seems like, genetically speaking, it makes more sense that you come offer to help.

[Bobby Bones]

Is chivalry only romantic, though? I never thought about this.

[Amy]

No. Because I think that, like, I feel.

[Bobby Bones]

Like I'm just being nice and I'm opening the door for a woman. But is that called chivalry or is that just being.

[Amy]

I think it's chivalry. Or like, okay, yeah, it doesn't have to be romantic because you can. Well, you can pay for things.

[Eddie]

For me, I held the door for someone the other day, and they said, oh, chivalry's still alive. And I'm like, I don't know what that means.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, they thought you wanted to get with them. No, I hope not. No, another one is showing them you're thinking of them.

[Amy]

Okay, that just sounds like being intentional.

[Eddie]

Like, what?

[Amy]

That can go both ways.

[Bobby Bones]

When people check in, this is something that I don't understand, but I do understand that people like it. Like, I'll get a text from somebody going, hey, just checking in. What's happening? I don't get it.

[Amy]

That's just connection.

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't that just going, hey, don't forget.

[Amy]

About me, Them checking in on you?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because I'm not gonna, like, pour. Pour anything into that and be like, oh, I'm glad you checked in. Well, I tore my rectum.

[Lunchbox]

So.

[Amy]

Wait, hold on. You think that's them saying, don't forget about me?

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of. But. But I know it's not because. But I never just go, hey, I'm just checking in on you. Because they're not going to tell me anything deep anyway, or I'd already have a very close relationship with them. And then I feel like they're just going, why is he texting me? Just checking.

[Amy]

Okay, so you're talking about if it's a random person, but it's just somebody I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, maybe I haven't seen them in six months, and I'm like, hey, just checking in. What does that even mean?

[Amy]

Okay, yeah, six months.

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Amy]

That's a little weird to just check in.

[Bobby Bones]

If I checked in on you, I would know that you have something going on. We're close. I go, amy, hey, check it in. You good?

[Amy]

Right? Like when my power was out, hey, you good? Or like, that's different. But I'll just get this pregnant. So sometimes randomly, if I haven't even talked to her for a week, I'll be like, hey, checking in.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up?

[Amy]

Like, how? And that means, like, how are you feeling? I know that you're pregnant. Do you need anything? Like, you were out of town and I just wanted to, like, check in.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I checked in with Jay Shannon, who was our program director for years and years.

[Amy]

Or maybe you would say something more along the lines of, hey, I was just thinking about you.

[Bobby Bones]

Then he thinks I want to get with him.

[Eddie]

It's risky, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I'm saying.

[Amy]

Or you came up in conversation, and I've been curious how you're doing. Like, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

What I understand is that I don't understand about checking in, because I think it comes from a good place, and I think it's a. Hey, I was thinking of you. But I never would send a text to somebody going, hey, just checking in. Just seeing what's up. I would just be thinking about them and wondering. But if I really wondered what was up with them, I'd ask a specific question. Like, hey, was wondering. I know you had that gout problem. How's that going?

[Amy]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

You know.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But I do know I'm wrong on this.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know that you're wrong when now you're assigning, like, a timeline that has, you know, like, six months attached to it or a year, A couple years.

[Bobby Bones]

Just checking in.

[Amy]

I thought you were just saying, like, just checking in.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at my Instagram. Like, you say, what's up?

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, if. If you just haven't talked to him in a couple weeks, then you can check in.

[Bobby Bones]

Planning dates is chivalrous, according to this thing. Like, and then paying for meals.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

What if I'm gonna ask you this, I'll finish on this. You're walking. It had been raining. There's a puddle, and your boyfriend goes, hold on. It takes his jacket off, lays it on top of the puddle so you can walk over it. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah. Is that somewhere. No, it's not real. Because also, I would be like, you're kind of an idiot.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Because, like, you're now. You're now. Your coat's wet. Oh, I can leap over the puddle. What would be really sweet, if she sweeps you up off your feet and then carries.

[Bobby Bones]

Picks you up like he's walking across the threshold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't like that either. What?

[Amy]

I would love that.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you would just go, I could have walked around the puddle.

[Amy]

I know, but, like, in a moment of, like, whimsy, if he just, like, did that, that would be cute.

[Bobby Bones]

Again, he's trying to get with you right then. If he's doing that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones. From executive producer Taylor Sheridan. A new era of Yellowstone begins in the new CBS original series marshals. On March 1, Casey Dutton is back, and he's teaming up with an elite unit of U.S. marshals to bring range justice to Montana. With the Yellowstone ranch behind him and a new team at his side, Casey will balance family and duty as he faces his biggest fight yet. Luke Grimes stars in marshals March 1 on CBS and streaming on Paramount. Let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you haven't seen or backyard you haven't stepped foot in. All from the comfort of, well, literally anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people like you want to own, but you're stuck in this browsing mode loop. That's where Redfin flips the script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app, you can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it? That's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2,200 agents with local expertise, and Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they help you win, not just window shop. Redfin is built to help you go from just looking to wait. This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning redfin.com between work, family and everything else, cancer screenings can get put off, but screening is an important way to take control of your health for the people who count on you. Over the years, we've heard from listeners sharing cancer diagnosis stories, of loved ones affected, and how early detection made a difference. Detecting cancer early is crucial. Every screening matters, and Pfizer's making it easy to take the first step. Schedule your [e-mail] Screenings sponsored by Pfizer hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show. Whether you're a seasoned small business owner or you're just thinking about getting started, you'll definitely want to check out season four of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. Mind the Business is part entertainment, part instruction manual, part inspiration. Each episode features practical tips and success stories that will resonate with entrepreneurs in any industry. In the latest season, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres are covering topics on the forefront of running a small business. They're talking to self starters about everything from how AI helps them work smarter to weathering market uncertainties and enjoying the benefits of being your own boss. And using Intuit QuickBooks to help you get more done in less time. You won't want to miss it. Listen to Mind the Business Small Business success stories on the Iheart app, Apple Podcasts, or Wherever you get your podcasts. I was talking to Blake Shelton about what would be a realistic perfect day for him. Perfect day is in Oklahoma, at the ranch. Gwen is there and the boys. And the boys are outside doing things. You know, it makes me happy to see them just out messing around. As simple and as that sounds, it just makes me happy. And it's not hot. I'll take 5 degrees over 100 degrees. So a realistic perfect day in your mind. So I'll go first. I think we'd be in Fayetteville. It'd be a Saturday. It'd be a 3pm Razorback game. So we're at our house in Fayetteville. I don't want the 11 o' clock game. That sucks. I don't want the night game because I hate waiting all day, because I'm just looking forward to the night game all day. So, like a 3pm game, wake up. I like to wake up and then go back to sleep. I like to wake up, eat, and then fall back asleep for a little bit. So I would do that. And then I watch games and then walk over to the tailgate. Like an hour and a half before the games go, we win, we beat the crap out of ole Ms. Or LSU, and then we go to a nice dinner after the game at like 8pm the weather, it's one of those where it's not cold. It's like 58. It's long sleeves, but it never is super cold. So we get that big win afternoon game in Fayetteville. Football season, that's my perfect day. And Oklahoma's off that week, so Caitlin's not trying to watch on her phone. She's totally focused in on Arkansas winning the game. And so that would be my perfect day that I really could have. Amy.

[Amy]

I would wake up up in Colorado, probably a summer morning at my sister's house, and we would have coffee on her back deck by the river. And then later we would go on a hike. And then we would head over to the spa and get some massages. And then maybe we sit by her fire and read a little bit. And then at some point, either she's cooking because she's an amazing cook, or we just order Thai food or something and we eat in. And then that's when the rest of the family shows up. Like my kids, her kids, and everybody, they always have tons of people sitting around their dining room table. Like, you have to pull up chairs and squeeze everybody in. And I love that feeling. And maybe after that, we curl up and watch a movie.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you make that day happen?

[Amy]

Yeah, we could do that.

[Bobby Bones]

And I feel like I could do most of mine except getting the win.

[Eddie]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

The last few is Arkansas football. I'm not sure I can make all the rest of it happen. I just can't. I can't guarantee we get a win over ole Ms. Or LSU, you know?

[Amy]

Yeah. Mine doesn't have any sports hearts.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Got mountains, though.

[Amy]

It's got mountains.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh, mine's wonderful. I wake up about 7:30, 8 o', clock, get my cup of coffee, watch the birds for a little bit at the bird feeder, and then I have an 11 o' clock tea time. So I've gotta go, Right? So I go play golf, drink a couple beers, great round. Then on the way home, I stop at the grocery store, pick up some meat because I'm about to turn the smoker on, pick up some more beer, smoke some meat, and then we have dinner. And after dinner, we play a board game with all the kids. And then I stay up late and watch a movie with my son because he loves watching movies.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you make that happen?

[Eddie]

I could make that happen every Saturday lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's easy. You wake up, have some breakfast tacos. Absolutely. The best breakfast on the planet. Have some breakfast tacos, head to the golf course with your buddies, and like Eddie said, you have a couple cold ones. Then you come home after that round of golf. And what do I love to do? Take a nap. Take an hour and a half, two hour nap. Beautiful. Feeling rejuvenated, kids come home, play for a little bit. And then what? Oh, time to go to a soccer game because, you know, I love to play that coed soccer at 44 years old. Get out there, score a couple goals, come home, sit on the couch, have a nightcap and tell the lady you ready to go upstairs.

[Eddie]

Oh, all right.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, right, right.

[Eddie]

Forgot about that.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, you got.

[Lunchbox]

None of you guys had that in your thing. That's weird. None of you guys, like none of you grown adults thought about that. On a perfect day.

[Eddie]

Can I change mine?

[Lunchbox]

Like, that's embarrassing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I just didn't really want to talk about it. Oh, right. That's a perfect day. Blake Shelton didn't say that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's weird too.

[Bobby Bones]

That he didn't say that. On a perfect day. Yeah, okay. I hope all you guys try to have that.

[Amy]

Eddie just said he could do it every Saturday.

[Eddie]

I can do it. The golf's hard. Convince my wife I'm gonna go play golf for four hours. That's Tough.

[Bobby Bones]

And then there's. They didn't play with each other. They're at the same golf course, and they're not playing with each other. We ignored each other. All right, today's President's Day. It's Washington's birthday, so it's President's Day, so we celebrate all the presidents. Let's do President's Day trivia. Example. Question. What kind of crop did President Jimmy Carter and his family own?

[Eddie]

Peanuts.

[Amy]

Peanuts.

[Bobby Bones]

Peanuts is correct. Good. Okay, write your answer down. Who's the only president born in Hawaii?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win, everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Obama. Good. What founding father and future US President wrote the first draft of the Declaration of Independence?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

In.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

Amy Jefferson.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Thomas Jefferson.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

T.J. thomas Jefferson.

[Bobby Bones]

No need to be cute.

[Lunchbox]

I almost wrote TJ too, dude. And then I got scared.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the address at the White House? Oh, man.

[Eddie]

Gets me every time, man.

[Lunchbox]

I think I know it, though.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

I don't know. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

1200 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Yes. Amy and Eddie. A point.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Who is the youngest president elected to the office?

[Lunchbox]

The youngest.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

The youngest president elected to the office.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy. I'm in for the win.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Obama.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Obama.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. JFK Kennedy is correct. He was not the youngest president, though, ever. How. How can that happen? Wait, what?

[Lunchbox]

Someone got assassinated.

[Bobby Bones]

And they got exactly it moved up. Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest person to become president at age 42. He assumed the position upon the death of his predecessor.

[Lunchbox]

I get a bonus point for that.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Eddie]

Oh, he was elected.

[Bobby Bones]

Got him. Who is the oldest president elected to office? Oh, good question.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

Dang. Has that changed.

[Bobby Bones]

The oldest president. Amy, need an answer?

[Amy]

No. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What. What do you have?

[Amy]

Biden Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Biden.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

I have Joe Biden.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Donald Trump.

[Lunchbox]

He's older now.

[Bobby Bones]

Donald Trump was elected to office at 78 years. 228. 220 days. Biden was 78 years, 61 days.

[Eddie]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

They just keep getting older.

[Amy]

It did change to him.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the name of the theater where President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated?

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. A Paramount, one of my favorite theaters. Great theater in Austin, for sure. Not it. Amy Ford.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

It's the Ford Theater.

[Bobby Bones]

Ford Theater, Washington, D.C. that's correct. Which U.S. president taught law at the University of Arkansas?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's struggling right now. She's crossing.

[Amy]

I have a guess, but.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have, Amy?

[Amy]

Clinton.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Obviously.

[Bobby Bones]

Clinton, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Bill Clinton.

[Bobby Bones]

Bill Clinton taught courses including constitutional law and criminal procedure from 73 to 76 after graduating from Yale and before being elected as Arkansas Attorney General. Next up, which president is on the two dollar bill?

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Two dollar bill. Those are the coolest things.

[Eddie]

I have not seen one of those in a bit.

[Lunchbox]

I got some at my house.

[Eddie]

Dang, dang, dang.

[Lunchbox]

And when I look at them, who's looking back at me?

[Bobby Bones]

$2 bill, five seconds. Oh, man. Amy.

[Amy]

George Washington.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Taft.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

I think it's the second president for the two dollar bill, John Adams.

[Amy]

Smart.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have accepted tj.

[Eddie]

Thomas Jefferson.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

Tj.

[Bobby Bones]

Tallest president. Who was it?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you guys are in that quick, huh? Thank. We'll go that lunchbox. Ronald Reagan.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Lincoln.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Abraham Lincoln.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lincoln was 6. 4.

[Lunchbox]

How do you guys know this?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Why would you guess? Ronald Reagan?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. He looks tall. He was in movies, so he had to be tall, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Who was the first president to be born at a Hospital in 1924? 24. Who was the first president to be born at a Hospital in 1924?

[Eddie]

Roaring 20s.

[Lunchbox]

I don't even have a clue about this.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy Carter. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Taft.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Warren G. Harding.

[Bobby Bones]

One of you is right.

[Eddie]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

It is Carter. Jimmy Carter. Now we got two final questions where you can make up the deficit.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, thank you. He was born in the 20s.

[Amy]

You have to age him to when he was.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know how old he is right now.

[Bobby Bones]

The score is Amy, 8. Eddie, 6. Lunchbox, 3. But we have two questions where you can make up a bunch of points.

[Eddie]

I love it. It.

[Bobby Bones]

So you get a point for each that you get here.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Name the four US Presidents on Mount Rushmore.

[Lunchbox]

Go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Just write it down.

[Bobby Bones]

Name the four US Presidents. Write them down on Mount Rushmore.

[Lunchbox]

I'm going to lose points on this.

[Bobby Bones]

Impossible to lose points, though.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

To the competition.

[Eddie]

I'm in. Think I'm in?

[Lunchbox]

Why not? I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Lincoln. Washington. Jefferson. Adams.

[Bobby Bones]

You got three. Give the guy three points.

[Lunchbox]

Ah.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Washington. Jefferson, Lincoln. Roosevelt.

[Bobby Bones]

Give her four points, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Washington. Roosevelt.

[Lunchbox]

Abe.

[Eddie]

Lincoln and tj.

[Bobby Bones]

Four points to Eddie. Now, here's the big one, though. Final question I need to learn.

[Lunchbox]

This Roosevelt guy. I don't know who that is.

[Bobby Bones]

How many rooms are in the White House?

[Eddie]

There's no way I'm gonna get this, so I got. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoever's closest gets 10 points gets 5 points.

[Lunchbox]

All right. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Go in there.

[Lunchbox]

This room?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You go in.

[Amy]

I remember that room. Oval.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that room.

[Amy]

I remember that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Soon get the closest.

[Amy]

So the secretary to the.

[Bobby Bones]

How many rooms are in the White House?

[Eddie]

Are you counting bathrooms?

[Lunchbox]

That's a room.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't answer questions about questions.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win on my tour.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you in?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have, man?

[Eddie]

It just came to me. The number. As soon as you ask the question, I saw the number 32.

[Amy]

Okay, over what?

[Bobby Bones]

Over lunchbox 13.

[Amy]

Do you mean, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you mean he went over?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he went. He went way over.

[Amy]

Wait, Aries. I was just thinking bedrooms.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, how many?

[Amy]

Because he's not in bedrooms. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Amy]

I have 61, and I don't know why.

[Eddie]

Oh, I gotta win that.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys are not even close.

[Eddie]

Come on, hit me.

[Lunchbox]

But he's not even. It's like, you guys think it's huge. Really? Not that big.

[Amy]

Yeah, but there's room that there.

[Eddie]

No, there's not a room. There are different.

[Amy]

Kitchen is a room.

[Bobby Bones]

According to white house.gov.

[Eddie]

Come on, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

There are six levels. See, there are 35 bathrooms.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you saw 32. Because there are 132 rooms.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

So you are remote viewing. Good for you. But Amy is the winner. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

[Eddie]

There's a store clerk in Missouri. He's just working, and he sees this old man walk into the store and go to a crypto atm. So he. The old man's on the phone while he's trying to get money out of the atm, and the store clerk goes, this looks weird. So he goes up to the man and says, hey, are you. You good? Like, what do you. What are you working on? What are you doing? Oh, I'm on the phone with Microsoft. They say I have a virus on my computer, and I need $40,000 to transfer to these guys. And that. Sound the alarm. The guy's like, I gotta call the cops. This is not real. Sure enough, he was being scammed, and the store clerk saved him from being scammed.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think anybody over 48 walking to that machine at all, we need to stop them. There's about to be a scam. It's crypto.

[Eddie]

I've never seen an ATM like that.

[Bobby Bones]

You probably haven't just didn't know that had crypto availability on it.

[Eddie]

Wow. So you can just go to that and, like, buy crypto. Wow, I didn't know that.

[Bobby Bones]

So that way, if you see an old person walking up to it, they don't know crypto is. Yeah, exactly. That's why someone like 55 or up, you're like, excuse me, sir. And there are 55 year olds that know what crypto is. But that is crazy.

[Amy]

Go higher.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, man. Even like 50, I'm like, you do you know what's happening?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've never seen one of those. So that would happen to me if.

[Bobby Bones]

It happened to Eddie, I'd be like, sir, that's glad that that person was looking out. Good story. That's what it's all about.

[Lunchbox]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. Wake up. Wake up in the morning. Come on. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bones. Time for the morning corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

Which presidents were the greenest?

[Bobby Bones]

Like the theme greenest? I don't know.

[Amy]

The Bushes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good. That was the morning corny.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Voicemail. You guys have been talking about the Elizabeth Smart documentary, and I wanted to watch it. I am in my 20s, so I didn't know the story, and you guys went and spoiled it. So now I feel like I don't need to watch the documentary. It was in the news, but those of us who weren't around then don't remember it. So you guys spoiled it. And I think you guys should be punished. Okay, bye. We had this debate. It's a documentary. It's recent. I don't think we spoiled it. She's in it. She's alive. She's the thumbnail.

[Amy]

What do we spoil?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, yeah, I. I don't agree with this at all. Someone was accusing Amy of spoiling when she watched it first.

[Amy]

I did say the guy's name, but I'm not gonna say it again.

[Eddie]

I was gonna say news.

[Amy]

I know. I thought that that was just like, why?

[Bobby Bones]

I'd love to do some punishment. I'm in the punishing mood.

[Eddie]

But it's all of us, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I. We didn't spoil it. Also, us talking about it like that still did not give away everything that makes that documentary worth watching. I think if she watched it and then said they said everything about that in the show after I finished the documentary, I'm gonna call them. And you felt away. Maybe. I consider it. I don't know. I don't think that's the case.

[Amy]

Yeah. And I still think you should watch it.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's so sad, though, man.

[Amy]

It is. It ruined Eddie's life for two days.

[Bobby Bones]

For two days. It ruined his life.

[Lunchbox]

Terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It is extremely compelling. There are some very sad parts to it, but I did think they did a great job of telling the story. It's weird to just say it's a great documentary when it's about something sad. But she lived. It's obvious she lived. It's not a spoiler because she's talking in the documentary, but it's the Elizabeth Smart documentary on Netflix. I still recommend it. Bobby Bone Show Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Denver, Colorado. Police got a 911 call from a driver saying, hey, I'm downtown at this intersection. I'm waiting at the stoplight, and there's a unicyclist juggling in the middle of the intersection. They said, oh, what's he juggling? They said, oh, he's got something that's on fire. He's juggling fire in the middle of downtown. So police responded, and he's like, oh, what? I'm just practicing for my act.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what's. What's the problem?

[Lunchbox]

You're juggling fire in the middle of a city, and there's a lot of ordinances that you can't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I think we need to change his ordinances.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that'd be fun to see.

[Amy]

So he's on a unicycle juggling.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, he's on a unicycle, sitting in the intersection, juggling fire.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't see a fine. I don't see an ordinance violation. If so, we should change it.

[Amy]

Is he blocking traffic?

[Bobby Bones]

Is he wearing a nose that honks?

[Lunchbox]

He was blocking traffic, Amy.

[Amy]

I suppose that that's problematic. And then also, if you. One of the fire things, like, could it catch something else on fire?

[Bobby Bones]

No, he's on a street. I'm looking at a picture. He's, like, at a crosswalk. The only thing I guess that would be would be a distraction if he's out there juggling. But you could distract people on the corner as well. I mean, he's going to town. He is in the crosswalk. It's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

It looks awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

He should be rewarded by the city, not fined.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's talk about secret.

[Amy]

Well, on average, a Secret lasts just 47 hours and 15 minutes before Curiosity, trust, or casual coffee chat takes over. And that's when it is whispered or.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you tell somebody a secret, they only hold it for 47 hours.

[Amy]

47 hours, 15 minutes.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with people?

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like I'm a great secret keeper because I think I forget them pretty quickly, and then I can go back like, oh, yeah, I knew that.

[Amy]

At about 47 hours.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm not really a gossip.

[Amy]

No, I don't think. Well, speaking of gossip, women hear at least three pieces of gossip per week.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I kind of don't want to know gossip because I don't want to have to deal with gossip. Like, anything that's happening, like, you know, I'd rather not know. I'm that person. The least information you can give me, the better when it comes to things that don't affect me because I don't want to, like, use my energy on it.

[Amy]

A lot of people have blamed alcohol for revealing the secret.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

The secrets were most likely told to spouses, boyfriends, a mother or best friend.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there anyone that knows they're not a good secret keeper? Because I feel like everybody thinks they are, but realistically, everybody isn't.

[Eddie]

Man, I'll tell you, I got one of my brother that I've never told.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it?

[Eddie]

I'm not telling.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Eddie]

See, And I think he told me when I was 16, 17 years old.

[Bobby Bones]

I think a little bit, though the fact that you're saying you have a secret about that specific person is a little bit of killing the secret. I know, but if I was like, guys, I got something on Amy.

[Lunchbox]

My mind is so racing. Like, what did Amy do?

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

I. Speaking of siblings, I have something my sister told me, and I don't feel like this is weird to say, but she. She asked me not to say anything. Like, not even to my boyfriend or anything. And that part's been. I feel like it's something that would be good for my boyfriend and I to talk about, and she would never know if I told him.

[Bobby Bones]

So we bragging about the secrets we've kept?

[Eddie]

Yeah, they were pretty good secrets.

[Amy]

I feel pretty. In that I've far exceeded the 47 hours. So I feel like once you get over that, you're likely gonna keep it. And to answer your question, Bobby, Part of this research, it says that even though secrets are being told, 83% of people believe that they are completely trustworthy, and 75% claim they would never betray a friend's confidence.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right. It's probably like 20% the people that actually hold on to the secrets. I got some big secrets about celebrities.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like I know some that are gay. Seriously?

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Amy]

I feel like you saying that is.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one? And I'm happy for him. Huh? Exactly.

[Eddie]

To get that one out of your.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. Exactly. Okay, well, thank you, everybody, for listening. That's what's up.

[Lunchbox]

Up.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Between work, family, and everything else, cancer screenings can get put off. But screening is an important way to take control of your health for the people who count on you. Over the years, we've heard from listeners sharing cancer diagnoses, stories of loved ones affected, and how early detection made a difference. Detecting cancer early is crucial. Every screening matters, and Pfizer's making it easy to take the first step. Schedule your [e-mail] Screenings sponsored by Pfizer.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

A hamster in a jetpack.

[Eddie]

Fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Let them put golden wings on a dog. Good boy. Let them color correct anywhere and everywhere. Let them make Powered by Intel Core Ultra processors, Lenovo gives creatives everything they need. Lenovo.com, let creatives create.

[Amy]

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