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Lunchbox
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Eddie
Here we go.
Lunchbox
Come on, Bobby.
Amy
Transmitting drive cross America.
Lunchbox
Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone Show.
Raymundo
Let's go.
Lunchbox
Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show Morning studio.
Raymundo
Morning, Bones.
Lunchbox
Let's talk about how rich Elon Musk is. So elon Musk spending $35 million in a day is the equivalent to the average American spending 25 bucks. Oh, think about that.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
$35 million to Elon is 25 bucks to the average American. That, broken down is crazy. If you earn $10,000 every day, 365 days per year from when they were building the pyramids until today, you would only have about 4% of Elon's current wealth.
Bobby Bones
It's difficult to wrap my head around.
Lunchbox
Picturing unlimited, like, space. Like there's no end. It's impossible to picture that. This feels like almost that. So let's say that's 4, 600 years from the pyramids. So that's about 1,680,000 days. If you made 10,000 bucks a day, you're still at 4% of what Elon Musk is worth.
Eddie
That is crazy.
Lunchbox
If I had that kind of money, I think I would just buy the NFL. Or I'd buy like, yeah, an entire league. Like, that's the ultimate flex. Like Mark Cuban made a billion bucks and bought the Mavericks. If I had 420 billion, I would buy the NBA.
Eddie
You could buy anything without anything.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's all fun and stuff, but.
Lunchbox
Like, why not stuff? No, that's all fun. That's.
Eddie
And you get free tickets to every Game.
Bobby Bones
Why aren't they, like, solving hunger in America?
Lunchbox
You're right. He did the thing once where he's like, if someone can do the math and tell me how much it takes to solve hunger, I'll donate it. And then he didn't donate it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, loser.
Eddie
Elon.
Bobby Bones
But I mean, it's like, this is like, that's crazy to me.
Eddie
So what's funny, though, is that we.
Lunchbox
Went like, yeah, by the NFL.
Eddie
She's like, save the world.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Like, I get it. They, you know, not everybody has to like you. Doesn't save the world, but just seems like, do both.
Lunchbox
Gosh, you could buy the NBA and save the world.
Eddie
Absolutely. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Our power is combined, and then once.
Bobby Bones
You have that amount of money, like, do you really enjoy anything?
Lunchbox
Well, that's why really rich people end up killing themselves a lot of times because they have achieved the ultimate, and they still don't have fulfillment or satisfaction. So they go, well, I have everything, but I don't have the fulfillment, nor do I trust anybody, so I have nothing. And then, boom, they jump out of buildings or shoot themselves, use a lot of drugs.
Bobby Bones
Who you can trust, and we've talked.
Lunchbox
About this before, but a million seconds. This is the difference in a million and a billion. A million seconds would take you about 12 days. It would. A million seconds. But if you were to count it, take you about 12 days. A billion seconds would take you 31 years.
Eddie
Yeah, that's the difference.
Lunchbox
That's the difference in a millionaire and a billion billionaire.
Eddie
Because we throw the billionaire word around like, oh, he's a billionaire.
Lunchbox
Cool.
Eddie
Like, no, that's a lot of money.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, they don't. They're never gonna run out.
Lunchbox
Here is the offer. In response to a CNN article saying that 2% of his wealth could solve world hunger, Musk tweeted he would sell Tesla stock and donate $6 billion to this hunger organization if they could provide a plan. They responded with a detailed plan, including how the money would be used to provide food and aid to 42 million people facing famine in 43 countries. A few weeks later, Musk donated Tesla stock to an unspecified charity, but not the one that had drawn up the plan. The donation was not made there. The organization confirmed they had not received the funds. This is a breakdown situation. We did the Google AI, but that's what's up.
Eddie
So another charity got the money, but not.
Lunchbox
I don't even know what charity is. They're like, mike, don't say what charity is. No, it feels a bit sus, if you ask me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what's up. But yeah, everybody, 25 bucks. You could go and spend that today. Like you and you could take. I take Amy to lunch, spend 30 bucks. That's like Elon Musk spending $35 million. Yeah, wrap your mind around that one. It's the anonymous in Bo. Hello, Bobby Bones. I just found out my ex girlfriend is pregnant and it's mine. We haven't been together for a while and to be honest, the relationship was chaotic at best. I've always wanted to be a dad, so part of me is excited, but I know she sees this as a chance for us to get back together, which is never going to happen. I'm worried she's going to make my life hard and just try to keep me close. How can I be there as a parent without getting pulled back into her sick games? Signed first dad to be bro. Even this email is toxic, Amy. Even the language he's using in this email feels toxic and aggressive. Yeah, like I think he was part.
Bobby Bones
Of the problem potentially. I mean, we don't know. There's a lot of nuance in these emails, which makes it difficult. But I hear right away, like, if you want to be a dad, you can be a dad and set boundaries from the beginning and you don't have to get back together with her at all whatsoever.
Lunchbox
I also hear you doing a lot of blaming her for things and relationships are if you get in it, you halfway got in it. So there's a lot of blame in this email towards her. And crazy. Listen, crazy usually attracts crazy and then chaos at times ends up happening with those type of relationships. I bet they get back together. No, I bet they get back together. Someone doesn't communicate like this with this style. Okay, so here's what we'd say the easy answer is. You have to say up front that you are not going to be the husband, you're not going to be the boyfriend, but you are going to be the dad. Like all those clearly defined things, but it doesn't feel like this relationship has a lot of definition in it, is my point.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I feel like you're saying that's the easy. It's easy. It's easy for us to say. It's going to be hard for him to do. The easy thing for him to do is just walk away.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, you're right. That's the loser thing. The easy thing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Because you want to be a dad.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's going to take work.
Lunchbox
So I think it's going to be a lot of saying over and over again, I'm not your boyfriend, I'm not going to be your husband, but I'm going to be there to be the dad. It's also going to be very tricky and there's not a right way to do this. So it's going to constantly be you trying to guess and judge and sometimes being wrong and sometimes being right. But the most important thing is to be consistent as a dad. Also, there's a long time before you're a dad. If you just found out and she's not more than like four months pregnant, you still got a half year to get ready and put boundaries up on the relationship part of it. Because I think if you go a few months not being in a relationship while she's pregnant and you're like we're not in a relationship, then I think she punts that idea after a few months. Thoughts?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, I mean I think you just have to be clear. I don't even know. Maybe in the beginning you feel like you would have to say it over and over, but if you just are.
Lunchbox
Clear, it's gonna be why are you hooking up with your ex, bro?
Bobby Bones
Well, how do you know they didn't hook up and then break up?
Lunchbox
I just found out my ex girlfriend is pregnant. Even then you knew you were breaking up while you're hooking. It it's just the timeline.
Eddie
But it takes a while to get pregnant.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but you're talking about if you just found out she's pregnant, she probably let you know when she's missed her period. So you're talking about a month. And you're telling me in that month the relationship went from great to terrible to broken up? No, that's why I'm saying he's part of the chaos. First, understand it's not all her fault, so stop pointing the finger. And and two, just be consistent with being there as a dad.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, and why is he assuming she wants to be like I feel like we need to hear her side cuz she all chaos.
Lunchbox
I know, I know. This is a disaster. Okay, you got yourself into this. Be consistent and present as a father. That's all. The rest of it you'll figure out, you know what's going to happen. They're going to hook up again after she has the first baby. They're going to have a second kid.
Eddie
Oh no.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you for the email. Good luck. We're rooting for you we're rooting for you. Just be consistent with your communication that you are not the boyfriend of the husband, but you are the dad. All right, close it up, Bones. We're going to do a draft. Awesome things that start with. But we don't know what the letter is, so Eddie's out. You finished last of the last one. How? You had apple pie, alpacas and Applebee's. We did a. Your last. Amy's back in back.
Raymundo
Wow.
Lunchbox
So we're gonna draft. We don't know what the letter is, but it's gonna be awesome things that start with the letter is. It is P. We gotta roll the dice. Too soon. Number one, it's gotta be clean. Gotta be clean. Okay, awesome.
Eddie
Yeah, scientific works, too.
Lunchbox
Awesome things. I'm one. Amy's two, Ray's three. Lunchboxes four. Morgan's five Is seven. Okay. Amy's first. Dang. Okay, so awesome things that start with the letter P. Amy, we're gonna Everybody take 15 seconds before Amy's first round pick because it's tough and you're on the clock. 15 seconds. Awesome things that start with P. You have five seconds, Amy. Okay, Whenever you're ready. You're first pick. I'm just.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were first. No, I could have swear you said that. Okay, I'm in.
Lunchbox
Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Peanut butter cups.
Raymundo
Oh, good.
Lunchbox
Amy goes with peanut butter cups. Raymundo, I could make my wife really.
F
Happy and pick my cat Piper, but I'm not gonna do that. Okay, so I just had it.
Lunchbox
No googling. Oh, how much time is there now? I'm sorry.
F
I'm gonna eliminate a lot of people, but give me the Porsche.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's good. Awesome things to start with P. Going with Porsche.
F
I'm gonna eliminate the middle class and lower class.
Lunchbox
No, I think people can want that. Oh, and they still like it. Yeah. Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Yeah. You know where I'm going. Everybody loves it. Give me puppies.
Lunchbox
Puppies is good.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that is real good.
Eddie
Not where I thought he was going.
Lunchbox
Well, I knew where he couldn't go.
Raymundo
I can't go there. I want to go there.
Lunchbox
Morgan, awesome things that start with the letter P. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh. Okay. Pineapple.
Eddie
That's a good one. Pineapple's delicious.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go with my first round pick. Popsicles. Good.
Raymundo
That's good.
Lunchbox
I don't think anybody's gonna pick a popsicle over a Porsche, but I think pretty much everybody loves a popsicle, so. Round one. Amy, peanut butter cups. Raymundo, Porsche, lunchbox, Puppies That's a good one, Morgan. Pineapple. And me. Popsicles. Awesome things that start with P. That's a tough letter, huh? When it's thrown at you because you can't really look stuff up. How about Patrick Mahomes?
Raymundo
Not bad. Not bad. Dang.
Eddie
Got a demo for that.
Raymundo
Okay, now I gotta think of athlete.
Lunchbox
Names or celebrities, so I have popsicles and Patrick Mahomes. Okay, Morgan, awesome things to start with.
Bobby Bones
P. This is for all the dads and grandpas out there. I'm going papas.
Lunchbox
Papa's is good. Oh, that's good. Lunchbox man.
Raymundo
You know what up? When I wake up, I want to eat this. Pancakes.
Lunchbox
That's a good one.
Bobby Bones
That's good.
Lunchbox
That's a good.
Eddie
Every time.
Lunchbox
That's a good one.
Eddie
Good job, Lunchbox Ray.
F
Hopefully this takes people's minds somewhere else. Palm trees.
Lunchbox
Palm trees. Good. Raise a strong portion. Palm trees.
Eddie
Living that good life.
Lunchbox
Amy, have peanut butter cups. What are you adding to it?
Bobby Bones
Pizza.
Raymundo
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
If we had time to think about it, I think we'd all said pizza. That's a great. That is really good. Oh, man. Wow. Okay, we have one more pick. Amy, so you have peanut butter. Oh, pizza's so good. That pressure of getting a letter and having to come up with it really is that. That adds a whole new stank to it. You know what I'm saying?
Eddie
Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Lunchbox
Amy, you have peanut butter cups and you have pizza. You got one more pick. Go ahead. First round. First pick. A third round. I'm thinking, oh, it might be poop if she doesn't go in 15 seconds, which also starts with me.
Raymundo
Oh, it does?
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
15 seconds starts now.
Bobby Bones
Okay. P. F Changs.
Lunchbox
Good. That's good. That's good.
F
Raymundo, give me the entire Catholic population.
Lunchbox
Pope. Oh, Pope.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Raymundo
Solid. That's really good.
Lunchbox
Solid. Okay. Remote has Porsche, palm trees and the Pope.
Eddie
Quite the variety.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. You have puppies and pancakes.
Raymundo
Yeah, and the last thing I'm going to close it off. A nightcap. Yeah, I'm gonna head to all the parties. I like parties.
Lunchbox
Parties. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Parties are fun.
Eddie
They're awesome.
Lunchbox
Morgan.
Bobby Bones
I am not doing well over here.
Lunchbox
You have pineapple on poppies. I'm not doing well.
Bobby Bones
Dang.
Raymundo
I know what you can go.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. 15 seconds.
Raymundo
Morgan, you're on the clock.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go with Pinterest. That's where I get all my. My recipes.
Lunchbox
That's last place. Yeah, I think we're going to be out of this one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you guys thought that last time I got second place, so I'm just.
Lunchbox
Going to say that.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah, I thought I was. Hello.
Lunchbox
Oh, Raymundo won the last one, by the way.
Raymundo
He killed it.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Is good.
Lunchbox
He won. I have popsicles and Patrick Mahomes.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. That sounds like last place to me.
Lunchbox
It does.
Raymundo
Popsicle sounds like last place.
Lunchbox
The last pick. I'll let you guys know what some of my thoughts are. Come on, cuz. Nobody can take it O. And you don't have to give me an indicator, but I would go. I went to people first proper name, so I'd Post Malone. Oh, I picked Patrick Mahomes over Post Malone, but I still might use Post Malone. I also have pool days. Ooh, those are awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's fun.
Lunchbox
Also have popcorn.
Eddie
Oh, dude. Can't believe that's still on the board.
Lunchbox
Popcorn. Are you. Are you messing with me?
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
Popcorn's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Popcorn.
Raymundo
Let me tell you. Who you should definitely listen to is Eddie. Why?
Bobby Bones
Because he's out.
Eddie
Yeah, but a was tough, dude. Come on. We all had apple, you had applesauce.
Lunchbox
You picked out packets.
Eddie
How did Lunchbox win with applesauce?
Lunchbox
He finished to last. He beat you by 1%. But he still didn't finish last. Go ahead, Bobby.
Bobby Bones
In this case, poop for you actually isn't bad.
Lunchbox
I know, but cuz you got to.
Bobby Bones
Love it when you.
Lunchbox
Yeah. With stomach issues. I'm going to go. I'm going to go with. I'm not going to go with post Malone because I already have a person. It's either going to be popcorn or pool days, and I think I'm going to go with popcorn.
Eddie
Not a boy.
Bobby Bones
That's okay.
Lunchbox
I don't know if I'm going to win this one, but I feel like I'm solidly in the middle. Here's everybody's teams. Go vote. Bobbybones.com Amy has peanut butter cups, pizza, and P F Chang's. That's a good team.
Bobby Bones
Thanks.
Lunchbox
Raymundo has Porsche, palm trees and pope. That's good.
Raymundo
That's really good.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox has puppies, Pancakes fell off a little bit with parties, but the first two were really solid.
Raymundo
Birthday parties, graduation parties, wedding parties. I mean, there's parties all the time.
Lunchbox
Absolutely. Morgan has pineapples, papas, and Pinterest.
Bobby Bones
I like mine.
Lunchbox
Do you want to go and bow out for next week or no. You guys not think I'm going to.
Raymundo
Lose every time because I don't call mine papa. I call dad.
Bobby Bones
Like, you know What I mean Papa's out there. You don't have grandkids yet.
Lunchbox
Grandpa too. Oh, and Papa John. Papa John's Papa. I have popsicles, Patrick Mahomes and popcorn. So go vote and we'll have a winner tomorrow or so Bobby bones.com Good job everybody. Hey, this is an ad by BetterHelp. It's awesome. You can do it from your phone. It's super convenient. Work can be very rewarding. It can also be very stressful. That's why it's important to take the small steps in the right direction internally to make sure that you can manage your workday challenges. If you know what I'm talking about, you're not alone. In a recent study done, more than half the people in the workforce said they're experiencing higher than normal stress levels. Some helpful tips Number one Spending a little time outdoors, that'd be good for you. Soaking up the sun, that'd be good for you. Seeing a therapist to help you talk through your stressful time. Thing about therapy is it's not an instant band aid fix. It actually gives you the tools to be there for yourself whenever you're not in therapy. I love it. I'm a massive fan. It has helped me so so much and BetterHelp is awesome. With over 30,000 therapists, BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform having served over 5 million people globally. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise and Our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com Bobby betterhelp.com Bobi Time for a sofa upgrade?
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Raymundo
Five years ago Katarina came over from the Czech Republic as a foreign exchange student. She lived with a family for a year, got real close close to their daughter and they stay close pen Pal sending letters. Well, five years later, that girl is graduating high school. And the girl from the Czech Republic's like, I want to surprise her. Tells her boyfriend, don't tell her. I'm gonna get on a plane, I'm gonna fly 5,000 miles, and I'm gonna be there when she walks the stage. So when the girl walked the stage, there's her best friend waiting for her to give her a high five when she came off.
Lunchbox
That's cool. That's a long trip. Also, I feel like it's a. She's a spy. Anybody else think that?
Eddie
No, I don't think about that.
Lunchbox
Okay. That's where my mind goes. But good. I like it.
Raymundo
Yeah, it's not one of the military homecomings, but it's like, still, someone coming from a foreign land to surprise you.
Lunchbox
To graduation still, you know, it might be a spy. Yeah, like, keep one eye open public.
Raymundo
Seems pretty nice, right?
Lunchbox
There's spies from every country. Our allies are spying on us.
Bobby Bones
Someone in here might be one.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Eddie
Oh, lunchbox.
Raymundo
I am smart.
Lunchbox
A spy would never say that. Someone smart would never declare how smart they were.
Bobby Bones
But then, is it smart that he says that?
Lunchbox
You tell me. If one of us were a spy on this show, it'd probably be Ray. He's just quiet enough.
Eddie
No, no, wrong, Mike D. He'd be a spy.
Lunchbox
I don't know. He's so quiet. Where it would be like, why is he so quiet? Well, Ray, he's just quiet enough. And he's, like, little, and he can hide knolls and stuff, but do they.
Bobby Bones
Like how much he drinks?
Raymundo
Yeah, the problem is Rain drinks, and he'd be blurting.
Lunchbox
But they trained. They train those guys. They get them drunk and they test them to see what they'll reveal.
Eddie
Everyone at Tin Roof would know.
Raymundo
All right, good story.
Lunchbox
That's what it's all about. That was.
Raymundo
Tell me something good, Bones.
Lunchbox
Let's talk about favorite children. Amy, do you have favorite kid?
Bobby Bones
No. No, I don't. I think they both are very different and have different qualities. But I don't have a favorite. Why?
Lunchbox
I'm just asking Eddie. A favorite kid.
Eddie
100.
Lunchbox
Okay. I'm not even.
Eddie
I'm gonna ask anyone that says that they don't have one. They're not telling the truth.
Bobby Bones
That's not true, Eddie. That's not true.
Lunchbox
I think that's an unfair blanket statement for Eddie to say. Anyone? Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think there could be some to it, but I don't think. Okay. I hate Blanket statements in general. Okay. But you could say most people that say that could be lying. All right, I'll read some of this article here from the Journal of Family Psychology. Studies are now showing that having a parent who plays favorites is not the exception, but pretty much the rule that most parents have a favorite kid. Most, though.
Eddie
Most, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Most, not all.
Lunchbox
Researchers followed 384 families with a pair of siblings. They found that seven out of 10 parents showed preferential treatment towards one child over the other.
Bobby Bones
I mean, my son has expressed at times that we talk to Stashira, his sister, differently than we talk to him. And so I try to work on that. So when I hear preferential treatment, I think of, like, our tone sometimes, and I don't know why we do that, but I'm thankful he's brought it to our awareness so we can work on it, because I don't. I don't. I don't want to have a drastically different tone than him than I do her. But I think both of my kids have things they do that are extremely annoying, and both of them have qualities that really, really awesome. Luckily, mine have been pretty equal. I. You know, I think that help.
Lunchbox
I think that your daughter's older, though. You talk to an older kid different than you talk to a younger kid, regardless of the situation.
Bobby Bones
I know, but I do feel like sometimes Ben and I both were guilty of it. Like, when we did our group family therapy earlier this year, it came out that, like, Stevenson's like, I feel like you'll definitely talk to me different than you'll talk to her. And I started to notice it. And we do, like, we're a little more softer with her. And I don't know if it's, like, a girl guy thing, but sometimes I'll be like, stevenson, we need to go do that. And then I'll be like, sashira, it's time to go.
Lunchbox
Wouldn't that be based a bit on, though, personalities? I talked to Eddie and Mike different or Amy and Morgan different just based on the personalities and how their communication styles are, maybe.
Bobby Bones
But, I mean, he started to interpret it as, like, y' all favor her over me, and we're like, oh, shoot. So that's something we've had to adjust. I would think that if my son was consistently had far more of a, like, difficult attitude and was really defiant all the time, then maybe I would lean more like, oh, yeah, I kind of do have a favorite child, but I feel like my kids are pretty equal in their. Their bad behavior and their good behavior.
Lunchbox
So so you do not have a favorite child.
Bobby Bones
So I do not. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah, I have four boys and definitely have a favorite. I mean, as far as a special treatment, I try really, really hard to not. Not do special treatment for this one child. But whenever they're like, hey, you want to do this, dad?
Lunchbox
I'm like, yes.
Eddie
Like, this is gonna be fun, because we just. We just get.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Eddie
There's a special connection between us.
Bobby Bones
You buy better.
Eddie
That's some of the. Me and some of the other kids. We don't have kids.
Lunchbox
She sound like a teacher, like a substitute teacher.
Eddie
You know, me and some of the other kids, my other boys, like, I hear you. It's just a different vibe.
Lunchbox
What about when you were kids, though? Because we don't have kids yet. But when. When I was a kid, I think it's different for us because we moved around a bunch and had different versions of parents, but I think I was the favorite just because I was older. But I think I also had more pressure on me to keep everything straight.
Eddie
Were you easy?
Lunchbox
There was. There was no option. I was just what I was. I. I had to run my own life. But, I mean, even at, like, 9.
Eddie
Years old, did you cause problems? Like, were you. Were you argumentative? Were you with who?
Lunchbox
That's my. That's my point. Yeah. There was nobody to argue with. Like, I had to raise myself for a lot of my life, so good or bad? I don't know. I don't feel like that's something that I could answer because. No, who would I argue with?
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Amy, were you the favorite kid, or because you were younger, you weren't?
Bobby Bones
I don't think either one of us, like, were treated differently. I think my sister was more angelic.
Lunchbox
Were you bad because she was good.
Bobby Bones
Easier to deal with? I feel like she was more sneaky. Like, I was just outwardly a little bit more, like, defiant. And my sister was, like, sneaky defiant. But I feel like we were treated the same, but we had different experiences because she lived with my dad a lot longer. I think she was 13 when my dad left. I was 9. And then we were just with our mom. So I don't know. We. I think we had vastly different experiences.
Lunchbox
Well, everybody out there just know if you do have a favorite kid, you don't have to say it out loud, but that's normal.
Eddie
You're not allowed.
Lunchbox
According to this, that is normal. From the Journal of Family Psychology.
Bobby Bones
You love them all the same, though, right?
Eddie
100. You love them all. Yes.
Lunchbox
No, she said the same.
Eddie
The same.
Lunchbox
And then you just said, love them all. Okay, all right, all right, Bones. They say about 40 of Americans can tell whether or not they're gonna have a really bad day within the first 10 minutes of them waking up your thoughts.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I think you can set the tone for your day in the first 10 minutes, but I don't think, you know the curveballs that are gonna head your way potentially when you get into work or anything like that. But I do think that you ability to handle your mindset within those first 10 minutes.
Lunchbox
I think some of this can be if, you know, some uncomfortable things are going to happen that day. So if you. On your calendar, you got. All right, this meeting I know is going to be. Doesn't be a sucky meeting because I gotta, like, fire somebody or get fired or whatever it is. I think there's also. If you wake up and you don't feel good, well, yeah, you just are like, well, I feel bad. I think all these factor in. And if I woke up and how I felt dictated every single day, I would have 100 bad days. I hate every morning. I hate it.
Bobby Bones
Wow. When I wake up the morning so.
Lunchbox
Much, I hate it so much.
Eddie
Like, Amy, do you pop out of bed?
Bobby Bones
Like, no, I. I wouldn't describe it as I pop out of bed.
Lunchbox
What a beautiful morning.
Bobby Bones
But I'm just my most productive in the morning. And it sets the stage for my day. So I really look forward to it. I get the most done. Like, if it's a Saturday morning, I get the most done in those first few hours, especially before the kids get up.
Lunchbox
I hate waking up.
Eddie
It's terrible.
Lunchbox
I hate the mornings. But I think that's secondary to. I hate waking up.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Lunchbox
Because the first 45 minutes to an hour, I hate myself. I hate Earth, I hate life. It feels terrible.
Eddie
Do your eyes open first and then do you lay there for a little bit and just like, I gotta get up at some point. How do you wake up?
Lunchbox
Because I hate waking up so much. I get up like this. Eyes open, get up. Because if not, I'm never getting up. So I wake up. I don't. I don't use an alarm clock. I have one set. I might use it twice a month. I might get to it. But no. And then I just do this. Son of a gun, Steven.
Bobby Bones
Don't you think you're setting the tone for your morning with that attitude?
Lunchbox
I think my morning sets the tone for me, but I get there. I've done this job. I I'm the least morning person to do a morning job in the history of I wish.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
And how long you've been doing this?
Lunchbox
Forever. It's never gotten easier. It sucks every morning, but even mornings that don't work, I hate waking up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Gosh. I mean, it's not like I pop. I'm not trying to tell y'. All. I pop out of bed and I'm like, oh, oh, what a glorious morning. That's not the worst, but I don't hate you.
Lunchbox
Just change these words.
Raymundo
Get it right.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Lunchbox
It's from Oklahoma.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Well, I don't wake up. Just so excited for the day.
Eddie
You said Saturday. You get a lot done before the kids.
Bobby Bones
I just.
Lunchbox
You wake up to a TikTok. I know.
Bobby Bones
Productive. Like, I. I go for a walk, I stare at the sun.
Lunchbox
Remember when people were doing, like, their. Their naked butts, their holes in the sun? They call that what? Sunning. They thought if you could get sun.
Eddie
Into your butt hole, they would sun their.
Lunchbox
Their butt inside.
Bobby Bones
What was that called?
Lunchbox
Sunning. I believe it was called sunning butt.
Eddie
Well, never heard of that one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, and it turns out people were getting sunburns on their butt. Of course.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Perennium sunning.
Lunchbox
You know, Amy does that every morning. It's why she feels so good.
Eddie
That's why she wakes up early. You know, Scuba. Like, didn't he, like, wake up and roar like a lion or something?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that could help.
Lunchbox
Scuba, do you still roar? Not when the kids are there, because. Well, I've got pretty pissed about that. But I used to face the sun and take my shirt off and pound my chest and roll like a lion. You would really wake up and roar? Yeah, because it would make. It would. Because I had a problem with my, I guess, my confidence for a while, and by doing that. Huh? Go ahead. Oh, sorry. I'll listen back to that one. But, yeah, I had a confidence issue, and so Shaman told me that I need to do this to boost my confidence.
Eddie
It worked, though. I tried it and it worked for me.
Lunchbox
Do we do it again? Do the roar? Yeah, sure. All right, here we go. Okay. Here's Scooby Steve roaring like he would in the morning and tell his kids and his wife, go ahead, let me.
Eddie
Take my shirt off.
Lunchbox
Go ahead. Oh, I get it. Not a lion, though. I hate to be nitpicky here.
Eddie
More like a screamo dude.
Lunchbox
More like New Age Tarzan. Okay. I guess my interpretation of it, but yes, how would you roll like a lion? Because all I think is the MGM.
Bobby Bones
Movie that's pretty good.
Lunchbox
I think of that when it's like do a lion. There are two things come to mind. The MGM movie thing like leading into the wizard of Oz.
Eddie
Yeah. And all movies.
Lunchbox
And then two it's if you know the, the cowardly Lion. Those are the two lions. Yeah. So anyway, Americans for the most part, they know if their days will suck within the first 10 minutes. We'd like to say today will be a good day.
Bobby Bones
Today will be a good day.
Lunchbox
Today will be a good day. Forgetting basics like brushing teeth, making coffee or drinking water. The normal water you drink can throw off your day. Like if you don't do your first steps right. A lot of times you miss your mid steps which then affects your big steps.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's when you pause, start over.
Lunchbox
And sleep and routine are connected. Most believe a good night's sleep leads to a good day and small morning habits like fresh air, stretching and roaring like a lion. Anyway, everybody, you can do it. I love talking about these stories from the diamond mine in Arkansas. It's a big field and so this couple goes and they found a 3.36 carat diamond. And in the article they say having first heard about the park on the Bobby Bone Show. Whoa, I swear to God this is, this is the whole article. I can start from the beginning. Scott and Jennifer Freitas of Newport Richey, Florida visited Arkansas's Crater of Diamond State park on July 1st and took home the second largest diamond of the year. Quote, having heard about the park on the Bobby Bone show, the frightest planned a several week road trip through Alabama and Mississippi with Crater of Diamond State park as their bucket list destination.
Eddie
That is so cool.
Lunchbox
Jennifer was particularly excited as she holds a degree in geology as avid miners of ruby sapphires and smoky quartz. And I'm not sure if I'm saying their name right. The Friday showed up to the park on Tuesday morning ready to dig and full of hope. Once finding a spot to dig, they dug a few buckets, only digging about 6 to 8 inches deep. The couple chose to wet sift, a method where many guests use. It's like a old dime where you shake it over the water. Amy, does that do anything? When I go yeah, okay, I'm able. So once the soil is removed, the gravel's been separated and they found the diamond. 3 carat, 3.36 carat white diamond. The beautiful diamond is crystal clear in the center with off white edges about the size of a blueberry. Wow, look at us making dreams. Come True.
Eddie
Wow, that is so cool.
Lunchbox
Amy, thoughts?
Bobby Bones
I think that's amazing. Lunchbox, you probably. You did this. I mean, we've all brought it to light, but Lunch is the one that went there, and he makes a big deal of it, and he. Wow. He is part of the second largest diamond discovery there.
Raymundo
No, you're exactly right. I'm glad you said that, Amy, because these people owe me some money.
Lunchbox
No, they owe me money. I'm the one that's. I'm the one that sent him down.
Raymundo
There to do it. The one that went there, and I am the one that's blood, sweat, and tears. Without me doing that adventure, they would have never gone there. So whenever they decide to cash out on that diamond, I want half of that money. I don't know if I need to lawyer up, what I need to do, but they got that idea from me, so I am entitled to half the time, the diamond.
Bobby Bones
To be clear. I don't agree with him on that.
Lunchbox
At all, but they got the idea for me telling Lunchbox to go do it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, true, true.
Lunchbox
And. And going there my whole life.
Raymundo
Okay. So they go, we get a third.
Lunchbox
I don't want any money. I want no money. I. I think it's super kind that they even thought about the show in the article to say that, because they easily just could have been part of the article. Yeah. Without going, hey, we heard on the Bobby Bone show, because if we're like, we're gonna go for money, no one else is gonna credit us for anything. But you know what?
Eddie
We do talk about this park a lot.
Raymundo
A lot. And that's what I'm saying. We also had another person calling that said, because of me, talking about the lottery. They don't ever play. They were in a state that there was a lottery, and they won a million dollars, and they sent me no money. I don't understand it.
Lunchbox
The lottery. If someone wins, that's probably because Lunchbox.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
But the crater of diamonds, like, that was fifth grade. That's the. The only diamond mine in North America.
Eddie
That diamond's the size of a blueberry.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Wow.
Raymundo
We should get paid.
Lunchbox
No.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But does it make you want to go?
Raymundo
Makes me want to get it makes me want to contact them. Be like, hey, where's my cut? And they only did 6 to 8 inches, so maybe I was digging too deep. I was digging big holes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you're way more than 6 to 8 inches.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Eddie
Did you do that. That little shaky thing?
Lunchbox
I did do the shaky thing in the water.
Raymundo
Yeah. They have it all set up. And that is the only shaded part of the whole place is it's under a little roof. And you just.
Lunchbox
I would have lived in the shaky thing. I mean, Abby should be the one yelling for money too, because she went with Lunchbox and did most of the digging while he went to sleep.
Raymundo
Just my driver. That's all she was.
Bobby Bones
You didn't do much at the park.
Raymundo
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
You really didn't.
Eddie
Why didn't we send Abby with him again?
Lunchbox
He just needed somebody to go and.
Raymundo
I needed a driver. I didn't have a valid driver's license.
Bobby Bones
That was a really long drive.
Lunchbox
I want to go again.
Eddie
And then Scuba put them in the death hotel.
Raymundo
Oh, my gosh. He put me in this hotel. There was a hairball on top of the comforter. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.
Lunchbox
I can rebuild you to have vacancies for sure.
Raymundo
I'm sure.
Eddie
It had a pool though, didn't it?
Raymundo
Oh, it had a pool Murder shake place.
Lunchbox
But I feel like that wasn't the most disgusting thing ever. There may have been a hairball in the comforter, but, dude, there was bugs.
Raymundo
There was. It was.
Lunchbox
Didn't you find like a used male protection under one of your beds once?
Raymundo
I did at a hotel in Chicago.
Lunchbox
Yeah. There's no point. Like, you've seen worse.
Raymundo
Oh, man. This was. Oh, gosh. It smelled so bad. We had to leave the door. Like, we sat in there, we opened the doors and windows and sat there and then found the hairball and we just left. Didn't get our money back and go down the street and there's like this beautiful, like unbelievable, pristine hotel. And I'm like, I hate you, Scuba. Then we slept in the same room.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
You and Abby. Did we know?
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, no one told us.
Bobby Bones
No, we knew.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah, we did.
Eddie
On the same bed.
Bobby Bones
No, no, it's the same room. We knew.
Lunchbox
This is where it comes out.
Bobby Bones
Dad on the phone.
Lunchbox
Congratulations to Scott and Jennifer Freitas. Or Freitas of Florida. Thank you for thanking us in the article. Congratulations on your Blueberry diamond. There you go.
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Raymundo
It'S time for the Good News with Bobby.
Lunchbox
Roanoke, Virginia. 2010. Wayne lost his wedding ring. He was cutting down a tree at Joe's Christmas Tree Farm. Lost it. That's it. He left a handwritten note saying, hey, if anybody finds this ring, please let me know. Again, 2010. So 15 years ago. So the Christmas tree farm, it exists, it's sold. New owners come in, Darren and Samantha, and they're out planting corn near a pumpkin patch and they see something gold. They grab it and they go and they have the note because the old people left it that owned it and found the guy's ring, got it back to him after 15 years. So it just reminds me of Amy's ring, too. Amy's house was broken into and it was her college ring.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, class of 2003. Texas A& M. It's gold.
Lunchbox
If anybody sees it, there is a reward for that. Yes, like 50 bucks or something.
Bobby Bones
No, I think like 1600 or something.
Lunchbox
That's not true.
Bobby Bones
You put down a lot of money.
Raymundo
I think it's 1650 because Amy put 50.
Lunchbox
I would like to say Wayne Congratulations, Darren and Samantha. Great job. Mike, what do I owe? If someone finds Amy's ring, it is 1500. Oh my gosh, why do I do that? Yours is 1450 and then Amy has the 50. Oh, thanks Amy. Thanks for coming in strong.
Bobby Bones
No problem.
Lunchbox
Okay, if that's the case, if someone returns Amy's ring, we'll give them $1,500.
Bobby Bones
If you're in North Carolina, you should definitely be on the lookout there, cuz that's where it was stolen.
Lunchbox
You checked the pawn shops?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. All right, there you go. Wayne got his ring back. That's what it's all about. That was.
Raymundo
Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear M's riding this week's next bit. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. Now time for the morning corny.
Raymundo
The morning corny.
Bobby Bones
What does a cat order at a bar?
Lunchbox
What does a cat order at a bar?
Bobby Bones
A whisker Sour.
F
That was the morning corny.
Lunchbox
When an alcoholic drink is sour, what does that mean? Like a whiskey sour? What's that mean?
Eddie
They put something sour?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's like a sour candy, whatever it is.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's like a, like they put.
Bobby Bones
Like a, it has a sour, Sour.
Lunchbox
Worm or something in it.
Bobby Bones
They don't have it in there, but it has a sour. Maybe even like a liqueur that has.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'm thinking like Dave and Busters.
Eddie
No, no, no, no, no.
Lunchbox
Ah, got it.
Eddie
It's another kind of liquor that's sour and they pour it in there and it makes it.
Lunchbox
Well, what kind of liquor? Sour. I don't know what it's called.
Raymundo
I think it's just a. I think it's a liquor.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like it's like a lemon juice.
Eddie
Possibly some kind of mix, man. I don't know what it is.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, in a whiskey source, to be specific, there's whiskey, lemon juice, a simple syrup.
Lunchbox
I really don't care. I just wonder what's in a whisker. Sour.
Bobby Bones
It's the same thing, but they put a little whisker in.
Lunchbox
Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Raymundo
This story comes to us from Michigan. A 48 year old man is charged with impersonating a first responder. Back in 2023, there was a homicide. He showed up dressed like a detective, started taking notes, surveying the crime scene, talking to witnesses. And then in 2024 there was a wreck and he showed up dressed as an EMT and started helping people that got in the wreck.
Lunchbox
He was committed. He had outfits.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
How do you dress as a detective, though?
Eddie
This is normal, right.
Lunchbox
And then you show up. Right.
Bobby Bones
I think you're in a button down with slacks and a belt pad and paper.
Lunchbox
If you could just hop into a profession right now, just fake it, get in. What would you do?
Bobby Bones
Therapist.
Raymundo
What? Hear other people's problems.
Lunchbox
Hear other people's problems.
Raymundo
Oh my God.
Lunchbox
Because that'd be the best part of being a priest. Like being in confession and be like, oh, that's terrible. How about that? I think I tell my wife. Oh, I'm not married. Yeah. You're therapist.
Bobby Bones
Uh huh.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What about you?
Lunchbox
I'd probably play first base for the Cubs.
Eddie
That's real good.
Lunchbox
I just hop in and I think I can.
Bobby Bones
No problem. Hop in.
Lunchbox
There'd be a problem. But I think I could be serviceable in the field.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think so too.
Lunchbox
Serviceable.
Bobby Bones
Serviceable, yeah. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I would just. That's what I would hop into.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
You ready?
Eddie
Maybe a surgeon, but I wouldn't.
Lunchbox
Oh, somebody's gonna die.
Eddie
But our times are gonna do the work. I'd be like, guys, come on, this is your time to show me what you can do.
Lunchbox
Do? Oh, you want to.
Bobby Bones
You delegate.
Lunchbox
You want to be a supervisor? You want to be a foreman? A surgeon foreman? Cuz I don't want to kill anyone.
Eddie
That'd be terrible.
Lunchbox
Well, you're not actually doing it.
Bobby Bones
But what if they're like, doc, we haven't learned this part yet.
Eddie
Figure it out.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Raymundo
Love movie star.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
Me on the big screen. I've always wanted to act. I've had small roles, but to have the leading role in a big blockbuster. Oh yeah. And it has to have a love scene with what?
Lunchbox
With Ryan Reynolds or.
Raymundo
No, no, probably Holly Berry.
Lunchbox
Still her after all these years.
Raymundo
I mean, she's so hot. But Jessica Alba's hot. I mean there are so. I mean, there's a lot of smoking hot women out there now.
Lunchbox
I do admire that he doesn't go younger.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
He's staying with the same ones for 25 years. Halle Berry's almost 60 and he's still like, she still looks great. Yeah. No one's arguing. I admire your loyalty.
Raymundo
Yeah. I'm trying to think who the first.
Lunchbox
Person to your mind was a 60.
Raymundo
Year old Sydney Sweeney.
Eddie
Now he's now trying to go.
Lunchbox
He's like, oh, he makes a good point. All right, that's a good one. Thank you. No, that's a bonehead, I guess.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
Lunchbox
Raymundo has given us his birthday list two months out in case we all want to buy him something. Raymond is an adult man. I don't know. Is there a thing where you're an adult guy? Maybe the birthday matters a little less. Is that a male versus female thing? A little bit. But Raymundo wants us, Ray. How old are you, by the way?
F
40. Maybe that's the reason.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. So this will be your 40th birthday? Yeah. Okay. You know what? I understand. That's a big one. Give us your birthday list. How many things are on it?
F
Got five.
Lunchbox
Okay. Can you go five to one?
F
Yup.
Lunchbox
Okay, let's go number five.
F
So I saw these sunglasses on Tom Brady and John Elway. They are Oliver Peoples. They are awesome. So look it up.
Lunchbox
Wow.
F
It is maybe the new sunglasses that are gonna be in style.
Lunchbox
Do you have a prescription or are you good with just generic? Oliver Peoples?
F
Yeah, generic. I didn't know they were all only prescription.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I'm just saying I can't wear glasses that aren't prescription, so. Yeah, okay, Oliver Peoples, go ahead. How much those cost?
F
They're in the hundreds.
Lunchbox
Okay, like one.
F
I need some dupes.
Lunchbox
We you. No, no, no dupes. It's your 40th birthday. Come on.
Bobby Bones
They're around $500.
Lunchbox
Non prescription. Like, my sunglasses get to be pretty expensive because they've got to do the lenses, but straight up, they're $500. Well, Mike, how much are they? Between 430 to 5 to 619. Yeah. Do you have a specific style there, birthday boy?
F
Well, John Elway's got the ones that have a rim right over the front that are kind of the nerdy look. And then Brady has the Ray Ban look that everybody got. Goes with the Rockstar one.
Lunchbox
Which ones do you want?
Raymundo
Either.
F
Both are dope.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
John Elway, like, he's like 60, right?
Lunchbox
I don't know why Ray picked him.
Eddie
It's weird.
Lunchbox
Like in 98 cool. But okay. Next up, Ray number four.
F
Amy will know the price on this one too. The La Labo. The cologne.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's expensive. Yeah.
F
There was shampoo and conditioner she got from a hotel for free, and it sold me it smells so good.
Lunchbox
So you want Le Labo cologne, which is which? Amy price on that?
Bobby Bones
I mean, it depends on the size that he wants to get, but it's gonna be over a hundred dollars.
Lunchbox
Okay, we'll put that on the list. So maybe we'll do a group gofundme for Ray.
Eddie
Hey, he's pricey.
Bobby Bones
There's. Yeah, the larger bottles, but like you can get a little travel size like for 100 bucks, and then it goes up to 200. 300.
Lunchbox
Yeah, the travel size is 110. The bigger bottle is 240. Do your fingers on travel size. It's like smaller. Smaller one. That.
Eddie
Yeah, right there.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like that. That's like two and a half inches. Yeah. Tall.
Bobby Bones
It's not even a fluid ounce.
Lunchbox
It's like. It's half an ounce.
Eddie
Amy, is this the one where you can write little messages on it?
Bobby Bones
Yes, that's what that is.
Lunchbox
They have that in the mall? Yes. Yeah, got it. Ray. What?
Bobby Bones
You can do candles.
Lunchbox
Which ley labo? Like, do you care? Aren't there like specific versions of Leilabo?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I know which one he wants.
Lunchbox
Okay, good. No, I don't know. No.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Santal33.
Lunchbox
Yeah. All right, number three. Ray, 40th birthday list.
F
The new college football game for PS5. It just came out.
Lunchbox
Do you have a PS5? Yo, so you just want a PS5 gift card because I have the game. Yeah. That's a hundred bucks.
F
Okay, did you have to do a pre order or anything? Or you just go and get it right now?
Lunchbox
Now you can get it right now.
F
Got it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, just came out.
F
Okay, next, a five foot indoor planter with a banana tree.
Lunchbox
Do you have a specific one in mind?
F
I found one at. What was it? West Elm, and my wife said that it was way too expensive. For whatever reason, they don't make planters five feet tall. And I think it would look awesome in the living room.
Lunchbox
Tall planter, that's taller than you.
F
I know, but that would be the center point. Hey, this is the focal point of the entire house is this planter just sits in the living room.
Lunchbox
Will someone Google the price of that? That if it's the one I'm seeing, it's like 300.
Eddie
So is it a real banana tree or is it fake?
F
No, no, no, no. We go fake banana tree.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
It's a five foot planter. Is that gonna take up the whole living room?
Eddie
So like the bottom part is five.
Lunchbox
Yes. Tall.
Eddie
And then how tall is the banana plant?
Lunchbox
You have to look in it to see it. You gotta look at it.
Bobby Bones
Guys, there's no way the planter is five feet tall.
Eddie
Okay, so the whole thing is five feet.
Lunchbox
I see. Like the whole plan is five feet. Okay, so the planter's not five feet tall.
Bobby Bones
Like, that would be impossible.
Lunchbox
Well, that's what I thought. That's a massive planter.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Where is he? Outdoor, at a museum.
Lunchbox
Okay, Ray, and your number one item.
F
Just because we just got this quarterback in Nashville, and I already think he's going to be a star. Cam Ward. And it's a signed jersey. He'll be with the team forever, so I can always have it in my man cave.
Bobby Bones
Cam Ward.
F
Yeah. Quarterback.
Lunchbox
Titans. What do we think the total price on this list is? Glasses. Let's say 600 bucks. A thousand.
Eddie
More than a thousand.
Lunchbox
Yeah, We. We do. We want to, like, group. Yeah. What do they call this?
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
Like when. When you crowdfund. That's it. Crowdfund. Thank you.
Eddie
Okay, so what was the most expensive? Sunglasses, probably sunglasses.
Lunchbox
Or we can all. Or we can all just draw. And whatever you get is when you get.
Eddie
No, I'm not buying Ray$600 sunglasses.
Lunchbox
Because the plan. The. The planter or the PS5 games gonna be the cheapest.
Eddie
Gosh.
Lunchbox
Any plans for your birthday, Ray? 40th coming up?
F
Well, we had planned a year ago to go to Vegas, but then I stopped gambling, so kind of put that one down, so.
Lunchbox
But you stopped gambling over a year ago?
F
Yeah, well, the plans, it was fluid. Are we gonna go? People are tossing around the idea. And then four months ago, I stopped gambling, so that kind of put the kibosh on.
Lunchbox
On it, I think. You mean unless you fell off the wagon for a bit. Did you Super Bowl? When?
F
I mean, February. So February, March, April, May, June.
Eddie
What about those big golf tournaments? You didn't touch any of those?
F
No, sadly, man. Just watching them. Raw dog.
Lunchbox
All right. Ray's birthday is coming up. We'll talk about it. If you can only have one of those things, what is it?
F
Cam Ward signed jersey. I feel like it's doable. You guys could get it for free. Just go to the Titan stadium and stand outside of it.
Lunchbox
Well, you're right. I'm going. I'm gonna work for NFL Network during training camp and go to, like, do television stuff for them, and I'm gonna do the Titans as one of them.
Eddie
There you go.
Lunchbox
So I could probably swing over and get that. Yeah. All right. We'll see what's up. Thank you guys for hanging out with us today. Bye, everybody.
Raymundo
Bobby Bones.
Lunchbox
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The episode opens with a series of advertisements promoting various products and services. These segments include endorsements for asthma medication (Dupixent), eye drops, American Military University, Sam's Club summer deals, and upcoming country music cruises. The main content of the show commences at approximately [03:25].
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Listener’s Dilemma: A listener, identified as "first dad to be bro," writes in about discovering his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. Concerned about maintaining a parental relationship without rekindling their romantic involvement, he seeks guidance.
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Story 1: Diamond Discovery at Crater of Diamonds State Park [24:07 – 37:33]
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