The Bobby Bones Show – MON PT 2: Bobby On Going To The Super Bowl + Celebrity Paying Over $1 Million In Child Support + Morning Corny After Dark

Host: Bobby Bones
Date: February 9, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively post-Super Bowl roundtable where Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Morgan, and guests riff on the big game, celebrity antics, outrageous child support stories, and viral moments from the weekend. The conversation weaves through quirky personal confessions, music trivia, funny mishaps, and a raunchy end segment: "Morning Corny After Dark."

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Social Media Habits & Birthday Forgetfulness

• Bobby confesses he's not the most supportive friend online, rarely liking or commenting on posts, making him question if he's a "good social media person."
  • [02:22] "I'm very much just a looker. And every once in a while I'll be reminded, oh, I should like some stuff because it helps, or I should comment because it will help engagement. And maybe it'll lift their post up." – Bobby
• The crew jokes about Bobby’s struggle to remember friends’ birthdays, despite calendar reminders.
  • [04:43] "You don't have our birthdays in your calendar?" – Amy
  • [04:45] "I guess I don't." – Bobby

2. Barstool Trivia Recap & Musical Knowledge

• Bobby shares a humorous tale about competing in a Barstool Sports trivia league, where he excelled in music categories but missed a key Super Bowl halftime question.
  • [06:50] "We finished second. We lost to Portnoy's team by one question at the very end... There were certain questions that I knew. Like, in the music category, I knew them all." – Bobby
• Funny lyrical guessing game ensues, revealing gaps and strengths in the team's pop culture recall.
  • [07:35] "That was one. Another one was 'I am so high I can see heaven.' I think it's the lyric... It's 'Hero' by Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Spider Man." – Bobby

3. Super Bowl Reflections & Celebrity Sightings

• The group discusses ticket prices, Wi-Fi logistics, and celebrity presence at the Super Bowl.
  • [14:17] "They installed 1500 Wi Fi routers just to make sure that everyone has WI fi so they can upload their pictures..." – Eddie
  • [15:12] "Super Bowl tickets were right when the game started…$3200 bucks.” – Bobby
  • [17:01] “A lot of the places will buy boxes...Most celebrities aren’t going to pay for tickets.” – Bobby
• Debates abound about celebrities (like Adam Sandler and Justin Bieber) getting comped seats.

4. Super Bowl Gambling & Squares Game

• Amy shares an anecdote about her boyfriend winning big on a Super Bowl squares pool.
  • [17:41] "He put in $300 to play and he won 5,000." – Amy
• The group tries to puzzle out the math and mechanics of different squares formats, triggering humorous confusion and sports betting tales.

5. Celebrity Child Support: Stefon Diggs and Cardi B

• Scandal breaks out: Stefon Diggs, reportedly with six children from six women, is said to be paying over $1 million a year in child support, with recent drama involving Cardi B.
  • [21:19] "As of early 2026, NFL players Stefon Diggs reported to have six children with six different women...about a million bucks to cover multiple children." – Bobby
  • Discussion also touches on how child support calculations work for high earners.
  • [22:19] "There’s a state calculator..." – Amy

6. Current Events & Oddball Stories

• Morgan warns about a viral TikTok trend involving microwaving Neato sensory toys, which led to a child's burn injuries.
  • [25:30] "A nine year old boy...microwaved a neato sensory toy and this is a TikTok challenge...he microwaved it, it exploded and he had burns..." – Morgan
• The team veers into microwave safety, rigged appliances, gold medal scrap values, and more strange news—like honey tainted with Cialis and a 150-year-old beer discovery.

7. Crime and Compassion: Home Invasion for Warmth

• A Nashville woman broke into a home during a cold snap; the residents declined to press charges, believing she was homeless and just seeking shelter.
  • [31:13] "Surveillance images show the suspect wearing the resident's clothes. Despite the break in, they've chosen not to prosecute..." – Bobby

8. Super Bowl Commercials: The Crew's Picks

• The cast rates and riffs on their favorite and most confusing Super Bowl commercials, noting a decline in memorable ads.
  • Standouts include Bud Light’s wedding keg chase, Dunkin’s all-star spot, Liquid IV’s singing toilets, and a karaoke-themed crypto.com ad.
    • [39:27] "I sort of enjoyed...when they're at the wedding and they're about to lose the Bud Light keg. And then Post Malone's like, I got it." – Amy
    • [41:14] "It was just a full karaoke song. And then at the end, it's like crypto for everybody." – Bobby
  • AI.com's $85 million ad caused their website to crash, sparking incredulity.
    • [44:06] "You have to brace yourself. You're spending $8 million for a 30 second spot and then it can't handle." – Bobby

9. Other Noteworthy Moments

• Grieving the loss of Brad from 3 Doors Down (age 47) to kidney cancer.
  • [33:46] "Brad from 3 Doors down died over the weekend. The lead singer, and so he's 47 years old." – Bobby
• Bizarre news includes a French woman severing her husband’s genitals (a la Lorraine Bobbitt) and only getting seven years in prison.
  • [37:11] "A woman cuts off her husband's Ding dong and flushed it because she suspected he was cheating." – Bobby

10. Morning Corny After Dark

(50:08–50:24) A raunchy, adults-only edition of Amy’s joke segment, featuring “after dark” puns and wordplay.

Sample jokes:

• [46:40] “What does a horny toad say? Rub it.” – Amy
• [47:47] “What do you call an Italian hooker? A prostitute.” – Amy
• [48:01] “What's long, hard, and full of semen? Submarine.” – Bobby/Amy
• [49:48] “What did Pinocchio’s lover say to him? Lie to me.” – Amy
• Bobby pushes the envelope with an extra-dirty Pinocchio punchline, sparking laughter and mock discomfort.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On social media:
  [02:47] “It's always so supportive. Where it makes me question if I'm even a good social media person.” – Bobby

• On ticket prices:
  [15:12] “I got online last night to see how much Super Bowl tickets were right when the game started. They were on $3,200 bucks.” – Bobby

• On child support:
  [26:23] "Stefon Diggs is paying around 30 grand per month for each kid so far, about a million bucks to cover multiple children." – Bobby

• On dangerous TikTok trends:
  [25:30] "A nine year old boy in Illinois...microwaved a needle sensory toy...it exploded and he had like burns on his face and on his arms." – Morgan

• On commercials:
  [41:14] "At the end, it's like crypto for everybody. And it was like, crypto.com or something. That was a good one." – Bobby

• On raunchy jokes:
  [46:45] “Rub it.” – Amy (Morning Corny After Dark)
  [47:52] “A prostitute.” – Amy

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Social Media & Birthdays: 02:22–06:49
• Barstool Trivia & Music Quizzes: 06:50–11:12
• Super Bowl Tech, Tickets, and Celebs: 14:17–17:30
• Squares Gambling Stories: 17:41–20:55
• Stefon Diggs Child Support Drama: 21:19–26:44
• Microwave Mishaps & Viral Trends: 25:30–28:42
• Super Bowl Commercials: 39:23–44:44
• Morning Corny After Dark (Explicit Jokes): 46:28–50:24

Tone & Flow

The episode is full of playful banter, quick-witted jokes, and honest (sometimes self-deprecating) stories. The team maintains a fun, conversational, and slightly irreverent tone throughout, particularly during the “After Dark” jokes.

Conclusion

This episode blends watercooler Super Bowl analysis with pop culture hot takes, wild news headlines, and a dash of “after dark” humor, all with the cast’s trademark camaraderie and snappy energy. It's the kind of episode that leaves listeners laughing—and maybe double-checking their microwaves, birthday calendars, and honey jars.