MON PT 2: Bobby On Going To The Super Bowl + Celebrity Paying Over $1 Million In Child Support + Morning Corny After Dark

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – MON PT 2: Bobby On Going To The Super Bowl + Celebrity Paying Over $1 Million In Child Support + Morning Corny After Dark

Host: Bobby Bones
Date: February 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively post-Super Bowl roundtable where Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Morgan, and guests riff on the big game, celebrity antics, outrageous child support stories, and viral moments from the weekend. The conversation weaves through quirky personal confessions, music trivia, funny mishaps, and a raunchy end segment: "Morning Corny After Dark."

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Social Media Habits & Birthday Forgetfulness

• Bobby confesses he's not the most supportive friend online, rarely liking or commenting on posts, making him question if he's a "good social media person."
  • [02:22] "I'm very much just a looker. And every once in a while I'll be reminded, oh, I should like some stuff because it helps, or I should comment because it will help engagement. And maybe it'll lift their post up." – Bobby
• The crew jokes about Bobby’s struggle to remember friends’ birthdays, despite calendar reminders.
  • [04:43] "You don't have our birthdays in your calendar?" – Amy
  • [04:45] "I guess I don't." – Bobby

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2. Barstool Trivia Recap & Musical Knowledge

• Bobby shares a humorous tale about competing in a Barstool Sports trivia league, where he excelled in music categories but missed a key Super Bowl halftime question.
  • [06:50] "We finished second. We lost to Portnoy's team by one question at the very end... There were certain questions that I knew. Like, in the music category, I knew them all." – Bobby
• Funny lyrical guessing game ensues, revealing gaps and strengths in the team's pop culture recall.
  • [07:35] "That was one. Another one was 'I am so high I can see heaven.' I think it's the lyric... It's 'Hero' by Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Spider Man." – Bobby

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3. Super Bowl Reflections & Celebrity Sightings

• The group discusses ticket prices, Wi-Fi logistics, and celebrity presence at the Super Bowl.
  • [14:17] "They installed 1500 Wi Fi routers just to make sure that everyone has WI fi so they can upload their pictures..." – Eddie
  • [15:12] "Super Bowl tickets were right when the game started…$3200 bucks.” – Bobby
  • [17:01] “A lot of the places will buy boxes...Most celebrities aren’t going to pay for tickets.” – Bobby
• Debates abound about celebrities (like Adam Sandler and Justin Bieber) getting comped seats.

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4. Super Bowl Gambling & Squares Game

• Amy shares an anecdote about her boyfriend winning big on a Super Bowl squares pool.
  • [17:41] "He put in $300 to play and he won 5,000." – Amy
• The group tries to puzzle out the math and mechanics of different squares formats, triggering humorous confusion and sports betting tales.

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5. Celebrity Child Support: Stefon Diggs and Cardi B

• Scandal breaks out: Stefon Diggs, reportedly with six children from six women, is said to be paying over $1 million a year in child support, with recent drama involving Cardi B.
  • [21:19] "As of early 2026, NFL players Stefon Diggs reported to have six children with six different women...about a million bucks to cover multiple children." – Bobby
  • Discussion also touches on how child support calculations work for high earners.
  • [22:19] "There’s a state calculator..." – Amy

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6. Current Events & Oddball Stories

• Morgan warns about a viral TikTok trend involving microwaving Neato sensory toys, which led to a child's burn injuries.
  • [25:30] "A nine year old boy...microwaved a neato sensory toy and this is a TikTok challenge...he microwaved it, it exploded and he had burns..." – Morgan
• The team veers into microwave safety, rigged appliances, gold medal scrap values, and more strange news—like honey tainted with Cialis and a 150-year-old beer discovery.

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7. Crime and Compassion: Home Invasion for Warmth

• A Nashville woman broke into a home during a cold snap; the residents declined to press charges, believing she was homeless and just seeking shelter.
  • [31:13] "Surveillance images show the suspect wearing the resident's clothes. Despite the break in, they've chosen not to prosecute..." – Bobby

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8. Super Bowl Commercials: The Crew's Picks

• The cast rates and riffs on their favorite and most confusing Super Bowl commercials, noting a decline in memorable ads.
  • Standouts include Bud Light’s wedding keg chase, Dunkin’s all-star spot, Liquid IV’s singing toilets, and a karaoke-themed crypto.com ad.
    • [39:27] "I sort of enjoyed...when they're at the wedding and they're about to lose the Bud Light keg. And then Post Malone's like, I got it." – Amy
    • [41:14] "It was just a full karaoke song. And then at the end, it's like crypto for everybody." – Bobby
  • AI.com's $85 million ad caused their website to crash, sparking incredulity.
    • [44:06] "You have to brace yourself. You're spending $8 million for a 30 second spot and then it can't handle." – Bobby

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9. Other Noteworthy Moments

• Grieving the loss of Brad from 3 Doors Down (age 47) to kidney cancer.
  • [33:46] "Brad from 3 Doors down died over the weekend. The lead singer, and so he's 47 years old." – Bobby
• Bizarre news includes a French woman severing her husband’s genitals (a la Lorraine Bobbitt) and only getting seven years in prison.
  • [37:11] "A woman cuts off her husband's Ding dong and flushed it because she suspected he was cheating." – Bobby

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10. Morning Corny After Dark

(50:08–50:24) A raunchy, adults-only edition of Amy’s joke segment, featuring “after dark” puns and wordplay.

Sample jokes:

• [46:40] “What does a horny toad say? Rub it.” – Amy
• [47:47] “What do you call an Italian hooker? A prostitute.” – Amy
• [48:01] “What's long, hard, and full of semen? Submarine.” – Bobby/Amy
• [49:48] “What did Pinocchio’s lover say to him? Lie to me.” – Amy
• Bobby pushes the envelope with an extra-dirty Pinocchio punchline, sparking laughter and mock discomfort.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On social media:
  [02:47] “It's always so supportive. Where it makes me question if I'm even a good social media person.” – Bobby

• On ticket prices:
  [15:12] “I got online last night to see how much Super Bowl tickets were right when the game started. They were on $3,200 bucks.” – Bobby

• On child support:
  [26:23] "Stefon Diggs is paying around 30 grand per month for each kid so far, about a million bucks to cover multiple children." – Bobby

• On dangerous TikTok trends:
  [25:30] "A nine year old boy in Illinois...microwaved a needle sensory toy...it exploded and he had like burns on his face and on his arms." – Morgan

• On commercials:
  [41:14] "At the end, it's like crypto for everybody. And it was like, crypto.com or something. That was a good one." – Bobby

• On raunchy jokes:
  [46:45] “Rub it.” – Amy (Morning Corny After Dark)
  [47:52] “A prostitute.” – Amy

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Social Media & Birthdays: 02:22–06:49
• Barstool Trivia & Music Quizzes: 06:50–11:12
• Super Bowl Tech, Tickets, and Celebs: 14:17–17:30
• Squares Gambling Stories: 17:41–20:55
• Stefon Diggs Child Support Drama: 21:19–26:44
• Microwave Mishaps & Viral Trends: 25:30–28:42
• Super Bowl Commercials: 39:23–44:44
• Morning Corny After Dark (Explicit Jokes): 46:28–50:24

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Tone & Flow

The episode is full of playful banter, quick-witted jokes, and honest (sometimes self-deprecating) stories. The team maintains a fun, conversational, and slightly irreverent tone throughout, particularly during the “After Dark” jokes.

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Conclusion

This episode blends watercooler Super Bowl analysis with pop culture hot takes, wild news headlines, and a dash of “after dark” humor, all with the cast’s trademark camaraderie and snappy energy. It's the kind of episode that leaves listeners laughing—and maybe double-checking their microwaves, birthday calendars, and honey jars.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

You have those people, I would say in your life, but your Instagram, your social media life that always like everything you put up and you're like dang, that's all. They're always like so supportive online. Do you think of a couple people When I say that.

[Amy]

Yeah. And sometimes I'm like, dang, how are they always so on it? Like, without a doubt, because I miss so much. And I even feel bad about that because I want to be supportive, but I'm like, do they get notifications for their friends? And they go, like, so support.

[Bobby Bones]

It's always so supportive. Where it makes me question if I'm even a good social media person. Meaning like a good person on social media. Because I rarely like anything. I'm very much just a looker. And every once in a while I'll be reminded, oh, I should like some stuff because it helps, or I should comment because it will help engagement. And maybe it'll lift their post up. But there are certain friends of mine that they like everything. Sometimes they'll leave a comment, and I know they don't really care. They're just doing it to be helpful. But I just. That same friend was like, just like something else I posted. And I was like, how do they do it? It's like people who always are on it with birthdays, like, they always like, happy birthday. They're so. I just am terrible at that, I guess, because I don't really consider my birthday to be that big of a deal. I don't consider other people's birthdays to be that big of a deal, but I'd like to be a better birthday person.

[Amy]

Well, then you add them to your calendar.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I have them. I still don't care.

[Eddie]

Oh, does it come up on, like, the day?

[Amy]

Because I had to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's not even just a Facebook thing because back in the day it would just be. Facebook would remind you. But yeah, I have people on my calendar for their birthdays some days. Let's see if I have anybody this week. No, Nobody this week and next week. Nope.

[Amy]

Who's gonna tell him, guys? Who's gonna tell him?

[Eddie]

And then got some big ones coming up.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody. The next week in March. I definitely have some. Let me see if I have you guys in here. Okay.

[Eddie]

Where are you in the day?

[Bobby Bones]

Don't worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it.

[Eddie]

Okay, Keep going.

[Amy]

Mid March yet?

[Bobby Bones]

Don't worry about it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. Looks like March. There are no birthdays.

[Eddie]

Starting to worry about it.

[Amy]

You don't have our birthdays in your calendar?

[Bobby Bones]

I guess I don't.

[Eddie]

But you know our birthdays. You don't need that in the calendar.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Okay. What are our birthdays? The 12th of what?

[Eddie]

Nailed it.

[Bobby Bones]

March.

[Amy]

Who's the 12th?

[Eddie]

Good job, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Are you telling me after 20 years, you don't know?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know anybody's birthday.

[Eddie]

That's messed up, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I only know my wife.

[Eddie]

Cause I gotta go.

[Bobby Bones]

If I have to pick up prescriptions, I just know what it is.

[Amy]

Yeah, we've known her five years.

[Eddie]

So, prescriptions. What's the birthday on this?

[Bobby Bones]

That's the only. That's the only reason I know it.

[Eddie]

Dude, when I pick up the ones for my kids, I'm like.

[Amy]

I know. Sometimes they're like, what's your address? I'm like, oh, which one?

[Bobby Bones]

You're right about that, too. My driver's license has the wrong address on it.

[Amy]

And then I feel like they're judging me. If I say a different address, it's not it. And I'm like, oh, well, try this one. Or even phone number for my kids.

[Eddie]

I know the day. I just don't know the years. I'm like, hold on, let me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I've had to learn hers, But I know. March 25th. Duh.

[Eddie]

What? Duh, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Is anybody's birthday in here?

[Eddie]

No, man. Strike two. Dude, you got one more chance.

[Bobby Bones]

I always know when it comes up.

[Amy]

Well, yours is April 2nd.

[Bobby Bones]

Mine's easy to remember.

[Eddie]

How is that easy to remember?

[Bobby Bones]

Cause it's a day after. Yeah, it's April Fool's Day. Plus one. Plus one. No, I. I know you guys. When it comes up, I always have it.

[Eddie]

Come on. Got one more guess.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm reminded by it.

[Eddie]

You have two birthdays and one more guess.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Guest]

So he's only gonna get one of them, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, Eddie and I are both in March.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know you guys. Birthdays.

[Eddie]

Okay, hit it.

[Bobby Bones]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, it's crazy to me. Amy's is March. Hold on. I can do this.

[Amy]

Your brain remembers the wildest facts.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. I know your birthday. It's second half of the month. It's March. It's a teen. And Mises. Dig it in there. March 18th.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, it is. That's the 17th. I'm giving you a hard time.

[Amy]

And he says the 21st.

[Bobby Bones]

This is after. Yeah, I was about to say his is after.

[Amy]

Well, I just needed to show him I knew since he didn't know, I.

[Bobby Bones]

Would have got that. I just have to dig in.

[Amy]

Yeah, dig in.

[Bobby Bones]

I did the commit. I did the trivia game with Barstool.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah?

[Amy]

How'd that go?

[Bobby Bones]

It went pretty good. We finished second. We lost today. Portnoy's team, like, by one question at the very end. But this is an all year league for them. So I was very much just an add on. They didn't need me. There were certain questions that I knew. Like in the music category, I knew them all. So a couple of them were softballs that I think this whole room would have got. Like, who sings All I want to.

[Amy]

Do is have some fun.

[Bobby Bones]

No. All I want to do and. Sorry. I'll give you another song because that could be Cheryl Crow. Yeah. All I want to do and zoom, zoom, zoom.

[Amy]

And a room.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's called Rump Shaker by Rex and Effect.

[Eddie]

Which other. All I want to do.

[Bobby Bones]

All I want to do and stuck like glue.

[Morgan]

Sugar Land.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that was one. Another one was I am so high I can see heaven. I think it's the lyric. I knew this one. Name the lyric to I am so high I can see heaven. I don't know if I sing it. See if you get it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I am so high I can't see heaven. I think that's the lyric. Nope.

[Eddie]

I need to make sure that's an easy one.

[Bobby Bones]

I got it.

[Amy]

He said, even people in this room, we're all struggling.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I knew you get the Sugar Land.

[Eddie]

I am so high.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me. Hold on. It says. Oh, it's. Here we go. I gotta find the lyric because I don't want to say it wrong. Oh, okay. I can hear heaven. I am so high I can't hear heaven.

[Eddie]

And you're singing it the way the song goes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Pretty close. Whoa. But heaven. No, heaven. Okay, how about this?

[Eddie]

Nothing. Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

It's he. It's Hero by Chad Kroger from Nickelback. Spider Man. Oh, and they say that a hero can save us. I'm not gonna send it away because starts off, I am so high I can't hear.

[Eddie]

Hey, I don't really listen to Nickelback Man.

[Bobby Bones]

It was from Spider Man's Massive. I know the other one was. I know this one. Eddie knows this one. I ran this one by him in the car.

[Eddie]

I think I remember the words.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on, let me do it here. It doesn't matter what I say so long as I sing with inflection.

[Amy]

Doesn't matter what I say. I don't. I need the inflection.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter what I say. Oh.

[Amy]

Is that also in a movie?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Amy]

Like Shrek or something.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Amy]

Doesn't matter what I say. Is that the same group, though?

[Bobby Bones]

No. You're thinking of Smash Mouth.

[Radhi Devlukia]

Probably.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's not Smash Mouth.

[Amy]

Okay. Counting Crows.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't be insulting.

[Radhi Devlukia]

What?

[Amy]

Doesn't matter.

[Bobby Bones]

Although they do sing and Shrek, but not that song.

[Amy]

Yeah, when I wasn't being insulting. I like Counting Crows.

[Eddie]

And what's the second line again?

[Amy]

Yeah, this sounds familiar.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I just, like, need another hint. It doesn't matter what I say.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll just do the melody.

[Amy]

Hey, now, you're an awesome.

[Eddie]

No, no, that's not it.

[Amy]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll just. I'll sing it. See if you can name the artist. Okay. Okay. Because the. It's gonna give you the song.

[Amy]

Well, I'd still have to get the artist, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. Well, the. I can't even sing it. The hook brings you back. I ain't telling you I can't sing it. No lie. You know that song Hook? Who sings Hook?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Blues Traveler.

[Amy]

Oh, Blues Traveler. Okay, I'm hearing a harmonica.

[Bobby Bones]

Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in. A Rin Tin Tin, maybe. Yeah.

[Amy]

My son was asking, we were playing this in the car driving last night, because he was like, do you know the song Intentions or Attention? These are my Justin Bieber. And I'm like, yeah, I know that song. And he's like, well, sing it. And I'm like, It's like I can't pull it, but, like, I have it in my head, but I cannot spit it out. Those are on the intention. And like, he was like, mom, I don't think you know. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

They did these things in the trivia game where they would do the face of a celebrity with the head of a celebrity. You had to guess who it was. I was terrible at that. Although the girl on our team crushed every one of them within one second. It was super skill. So I was bad at that. But luckily, I did miss one question. See if you know the answer. When Coldplay played the super bowl, who did they bring out to perform with them? Who later went on to be a headliner at the Super Bowl? And I thought I knew it. And the other team had the.

[Amy]

What year did Coldplay.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Last 15 years or so.

[Amy]

They later went on to headline Shakira.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but okay, fair. I thought I had it. And the other team missed it with the answer that I thought it also was. So when it came over to us, I was like, oh, nevermind. I don't know. So who'd you say is it Bruno, I guess. Bruno. But I thought it was Usher. Oh, but here I'm seeing that it was Bruno. What if I really got that right?

[Eddie]

Dang, do you need an appeal?

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, guys.

[Eddie]

Hey, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that means they would have got it right, though. Who did Usher come out with? Maybe. Maybe I'm messing it up. Maybe it wasn't even Coldplay. They asked who did Usher come out with this. Anyway, it was fun, but we finished second. Let's see. I don't know if that's true. Super bowl is joined by special. No, no. When Usher guested. Not who came out with Usher because Usher was a guest with somebody. I don't know. Anyway, it was fun. I don't have it. I don't have the right answer here. Gonna go around the room? Sure. All right, you're up.

[Amy]

Well, speaking of super bowl performances, we had one last night, but actually, like, bringing people on. Bad Bunny had that cute little kid holding the Grammy. And so many people were thinking that was the five year old Detained by Ice. And it's not.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't.

[Amy]

It wasn't.

[Eddie]

Who was he?

[Amy]

It was just there, like a kid actor to send a message for kids to chase their dreams and, like, you two could win a Grammy one day.

[Bobby Bones]

That couple that was getting married really was getting married, though.

[Amy]

I was curious about that.

[Bobby Bones]

They had reached out to Bad Bunny to be the efficient officiant.

[Amy]

They say that officiant.

[Bobby Bones]

And he didn't say yes, but instead brought them and they really got married up there on the Super Bowl.

[Amy]

I was curious if they were actors or legit.

[Eddie]

That's so cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Usher came out with the Black Eyed Peas. That could have been the question. I'm just all jumbled. Yeah, but Usher came out with the Black Eyed Peas, man.

[Eddie]

When Bad Bunny woke up the kid at the wedding scene, you know, and like, the kid that was sleeping in the chair, that hit me hard. And like, dude, that was me at every single Latino wedding ever.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they long?

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, they'd go all night and like, it'd be like midnight and be like, pass out of a chair. And then parent would be like, all right, it's time to go home. Like, that hit me hard. I'm like, dang, dude, that's crazy. That reminds me of my childhood. Relatable, huh? Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Is that yours, Eddie? What do you have?

[Eddie]

Okay, so super bowl related. This is crazy. And I saw this on the news when we were in San Francisco and I'm like, oh, I got to remember to talk about this. But there was a reporter there walking around the stadium and talking about the preparations for the Super Bowl. And they said that they installed 1500 Wi Fi routers just to make sure that everyone has WI fi so they can upload their pictures and upload their.

[Bobby Bones]

Videos of the game.

[Eddie]

I'm like, dang, that's a lot of WI fi routers.

[Amy]

Nice.

[Eddie]

And I'm thinking, like, I've been to games where I'm just like, dude, there's.

[Bobby Bones]

No WI fi here because there are so many people.

[Eddie]

And they're like, we're not going to let that happen this time.

[Bobby Bones]

1500.

[Eddie]

That's a lot, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's crazy. I'm surprised 1500 holds it, honestly. Not just the stadium, but just the people even around the stadium.

[Eddie]

And then I also thought, too, like, back in the day, like, where we'd be at a stadium and be like, all right, what's the WI fi here? And then you see one and you're like, dang, there's one router for this whole place. And I pictured everyone connecting to that one router, which I guess just isn't the case.

[Bobby Bones]

I got online last night to see how much super bowl tickets were right when the game started. They were on 3200 bucks.

[Eddie]

That's still a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, even a thousand's a lot.

[Eddie]

I thought, you know, it's just like, every time I think that, like, oh, it's going to be, like, close to game time. Ooh, pretty much free.

[Bobby Bones]

I predicted around 2500. It didn't get down quite that low, but, man, what a turd of a game. This is not a good game.

[Eddie]

What do you think the, like, the front row ticket is? That's what my kids were asking. Like, how much is it to sit, like, the front?

[Bobby Bones]

When are you buying it?

[Eddie]

Like, just early or whenever they go on sale. I said 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, you're not stupid. You're just probably missing.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, a hundred.

[Eddie]

A hundred thousand dollars to sit in the front row?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's not really a front row. Like the 50 yard line. Yeah, like. Like section A, seat 22 on the front.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just guessing.

[Eddie]

That is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Here you go. See here I was a little high. 40,000.

[Eddie]

That's still a lot of money.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm.

[Eddie]

Because they were like. Because they. They had that camera, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The camera was on the very top. Like, the very, like, top last row. Right. They're like, how much are those tickets? And I'm like, oh. I mean, I'm assuming those are probably, like, still a couple thousand. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And they would have been 3200 last night. game time. Because I logged on just to see if my prediction of 2500 was correct. It was not. But the NFL's packages start at around $7000 if you want club level prices. Lower level club seats. Unless you get, like a company to pay for it, it's not worth it.

[Eddie]

When these celebs get tickets. Like, Adam Sandler goes to every single one. Like, does he buy his own tickets?

[Guest]

That's a great question. Because they had so many celebs there.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of the places will buy boxes. Like, let's say Miramax buys a box. And of course they invite the biggest stars. Most of the time, no, they're gonna get tickets for free unless it's like their team and they want to buy a box because they want to really watch the game. But most celebrities aren't going to pay for tickets.

[Amy]

Like Justin Bieber. He didn't pay for his ticket. I don't think.

[Bobby Bones]

He probably didn't. He's probably offered a free ticket.

[Guest]

Yeah. No, they were all there hanging out.

[Bobby Bones]

They probably a sponsor probably gave them tickets and a suite to go into. That would be what I would guess, Mr.

[Guest]

Beast all up in there.

[Eddie]

He was there.

[Guest]

Yep.

[Amy]

I want to play squares next time. That first quarter, my boyfriend won so much money because of squares.

[Eddie]

Was it he get 0 3?

[Amy]

Was that the first score? The score was 3 to 0. And then I guess on his thing it was, but there was like 300 different people playing. So the pot was so huge.

[Eddie]

But Amy, you know, like if that.

[Amy]

That square wonder. So he went in with. So him and three other buddies owned the square. But if he would have gone into the square by himself, he would have won $20,000.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Big money square.

[Bobby Bones]

So he won $5,000?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Amy]

That's for three to zero.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of square game is he playing?

[Amy]

Yeah, man, that's with 300. There's 300 people in. Was 12 or 1400 a square.

[Eddie]

What? What? Say that again.

[Amy]

Okay. Am I not doing the math right?

[Eddie]

No, I just heard Ray laugh.

[Amy]

Okay. But it's three times four. Because it's four guys. So 12. It was 1200 a square.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

And there was 300 people playing.

[Radhi Devlukia]

Ish.

[Amy]

So.

[Guest]

But that means.

[Bobby Bones]

But that three. There are only so many squares.

[Guest]

There's only 100 squares.

[Amy]

Well, some guys, oh, I don't know.

[Eddie]

Maybe they were three grids.

[Amy]

So my. So big, big picture is he put in $300 to play and he won 5,000. So he's. He was up $4,700. Because he split a square with some buddies. Like, he didn't pay the full 12.

[Bobby Bones]

What square did he have?

[Amy]

0. 3. Like, okay, like the. The. At the end of the quarter.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm familiar with the game.

[Amy]

Okay. I. I just got the download last night because then almost at the second quarter, if they would have scored a touchdown, he would have won another 5,000, because each quarter it was 20,000. 20,000, 20,000, 50,000. So, like, if you.

[Eddie]

Have you ever heard of squares before?

[Amy]

I mean, I've heard Lunchbox and y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All talk about it. I played a different version of that where you. It comes down to matches. Like the squares that I've played, you get a certain number, and if it ends on that, you win regardless of what quarter it is. Oh, well, maybe not. It could.

[Eddie]

Yours.

[Bobby Bones]

That could be different.

[Amy]

Maybe that's how I was picturing it in my mind.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you guys played squares, like, I'm saying, where you own the number two and if any of numbers end on number two?

[Guest]

Yeah, I did that.

[Eddie]

No, I never played that. I played the one where Amy is.

[Amy]

Well, this had to be the. The fine. The. The final number of each score. So, like, even if they had ended up. Cause on the second quarter, if they had scored a touchdown, they would. And got the field goal too. It would have been 13 to 0 and 3 and 0. He still would have won another.

[Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

And it was so close. And then they ended up kicking for it, but he. He was like, yeah, they threw it.

[Guest]

To the end zone that day.

[Amy]

And yeah, yeah, they threw it too short. He was like, oh, my gosh. It was very intense for that second because I couldn't even believe it. And I was like, wow, that would have been really lucky for you, especially being that he, you know, to put in a $300 and then to end up with that much.

[Eddie]

But like, you have to still get the zero on the Patriots.

[Amy]

And they had zero.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it's crazy. Sometimes I've had three, zero or whatever, for example, and it was the opposite. And you don't get that.

[Amy]

You're like, yeah, no, it was. That was the first time I felt like I wanted to play squares because it was kind of exciting. But then I was like, well, what are the odds?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's like I played it millions of times and never win. Never. Like our friend Mike Saenz, he does like college bowl squares. Never hit those.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I've hit those, but they're not worth very much.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

It's like $10.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, lunchbox.

[Guest]

Yeah. More super bowl news. It looks like it's the end of the road for Stefan Diggs and Cardi B. Apparently, Stefan Diggs was sneaking his ex girlfriend into the hotel room last night. And as of this morning, Cardi B and Stefon Diggs have unfollowed each other on Instagram. Looks like they're going their separate ways. Two months after she gave birth to his baby.

[Bobby Bones]

He has a lot of babies.

[Guest]

He had four babies this year. Four babies this year.

[Eddie]

Wow. This year.

[Amy]

Four babies this year. 2026, 2025.

[Guest]

2025, whatever.

[Eddie]

Like, that's quick.

[Guest]

But yeah, apparently when they got together, he said, hey, these three women are pregnant by me. And she's like, that's fine. We can be in a relationship as long as you're faithful. And they got to had a baby and two months later, they are now split, so.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

As of early 2026 NFL players to find Diggs reported to have six children with six different women. His children include his oldest daughter Nova, a daughter named Shiloh, and several children born in 2025, including a son with rapper Cardi B. Man, it's just all the money. Like, you want to have a bunch of kids. Great. All the child support you have to pay for all these kids.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's gonna be expensive.

[Amy]

So is he super successful?

[Bobby Bones]

He's very successful. Yeah.

[Guest]

But he's gonna be broke, right? I mean, don't think. Because the more rich you are, the more they make you pay in child support, so I feel like that's a good question.

[Amy]

Well, there's a. There's a state calculator.

[Guest]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy comes in with a real answer.

[Eddie]

State calculator, huh? And it calculates.

[Amy]

Unless he was married, like, he may have alimony or something, that's going to be a whole nother thing.

[Guest]

But for kids, he's made about 160 million. Just googling. If I haven't done all the numbers.

[Amy]

I just had to google who he was. So he played last night?

[Guest]

He did, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, for the Patriots.

[Bobby Bones]

Patriots didn't do much.

[Amy]

I see that now.

[Guest]

He got punched.

[Eddie]

He didn't play a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Morgan, so there's a nine year old boy in Illinois who is currently recovering from a tick tock trend. He decided to microwave a needle sensory toy and this is a tick tock challenge that's been going around and he microwaved it, it exploded and he had like Burns on his faces. On his face and on his arms. And the mom was like his side of his face was kind of melting off. So they're sharing the story in hopes that other kids don't do it. I haven't seen this TikTok trend yet, though. This isn't one that has.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the trend? Because I don't know that exact toy.

[Morgan]

So a neato sensory toy. The purpose is to hope it explodes, but really what you're trying to do is make it softer to, like, play with and mess with in your hands. But that had happened for some of his friends. They'd microwaved it and it was fine and it was soft and it worked, but. But then when he microwaved it, it exploded on him.

[Bobby Bones]

So Stefon Diggs is paying around 30 grand per month for each kid so far, about a million bucks to cover multiple children. But the children are young. How much Estimates for the total annual child support. 1.5 million a year for each kid. No, total. Oh, total.

[Eddie]

Okay. But I mean, you can pay that for 18 years, right?

[Amy]

6.

[Bobby Bones]

And somebody being as reckless like this, having all those kids, they're probably also being reckless with their money.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Guest]

And it's not. And he's still young. He can still have more kids.

[Bobby Bones]

I would bet he does.

[Guest]

Right?

[Eddie]

It's not like he's just gonna stop all of a sudden.

[Amy]

Kids for however long.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Neato. We have some of these neatos at my house. I did not know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like play doh.

[Amy]

It is like a rush squishy ball.

[Guest]

Like a square thing.

[Amy]

Like sensory therapy. Like, I think in my therapist's office.

[Bobby Bones]

She even does so burnt out.

[Guest]

Oh, I don't see it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Morgan]

He's expected to make a full recovery, though, so at least that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

But.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So make sure your kids aren't. If you have one of these microwaving them.

[Eddie]

Oh, we have some of those at the house.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, same.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys have microwave rolls with your kids?

[Eddie]

No, I didn't think I had to really put those in place.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you only have to if something bad goes wrong.

[Amy]

Well, mine can't stand near them near it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I didn't know was you only. You can only microwave food. You have to say that.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. We haven't had to have that talk yet.

[Eddie]

But you're saying because of radiation, like, don't stand too close to it.

[Amy]

Well, sometimes my son will because ours is at. It's under the island, so it's at, like, waist level. And so sometimes he'll turn it, and then he'll. He'll be waiting for the food, and he'll just lean up against the island on his phone, and it's like, I'm like, step away. That could be like frying your junk.

[Eddie]

You know what? I have a crack in my microwave that I've had it for, like, I don't know, six months. And I. Every time I'm thinking, like, is that crack dangerous? Like, you know, like, maybe it's like every time I use it, it's emitting some kind of radiation out or something. But, like, there used to be a sensor on it, whereas this. Like, it wouldn't turn on because of that crack. But then I rigged it. I taped it to where it works now, but I feel like I'm doing something dangerous that doesn't feel safe.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Guest]

If you had to rig it where it would turn on, I would say it's not safe.

[Amy]

Is the tape.

[Bobby Bones]

Microwaves and airplanes, two things I don't want rigged.

[Eddie]

I know. Don't rig the airplane.

[Bobby Bones]

The Olympic gold medals are 2,300 bucks value for the gold. If you were to win one, that's how much gold that is. I would have thought I'd been more. You could sell it more, obviously, because it's a gold medal, but yeah, it's 2300 bucks.

[Amy]

So it's not solid gold.

[Eddie]

Probably not as mixed in if you.

[Bobby Bones]

Melted them down and sold it for scrap. Gold medal, 2,300 bucks. Silver medal, 1400. And bronze medals, $5.60.

[Amy]

$5.

[Bobby Bones]

Just the outer layer is gold. The rest is silver and a gold medal. We interviewed a guy who. He's a swimmer. He's won multiple gold medals. We got to hold it. And I've held a few. This one was the heaviest one, though. It's pretty cool. Silver medals, 1400. And then bronze. Five bucks.

[Amy]

Yeah. Five dollars.

[Eddie]

That's terrible. Are you guys watching?

[Bobby Bones]

No. No.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

I see a couple clips. I saw the guy do a flip on the back on the skate. I have no interest. I have even less interest in the Winter Olympics than I thought I did because I thought, oh, there's a couple things I'd like to see. I have none. No interest to pursue it. I'll see a clip. I don't even look for the metal counts.

[Eddie]

Did you see Lindsey?

[Guest]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because that's one of the clips that I saw.

[Guest]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Where she obviously tore her acl. And then she's like, I'm still gonna ski. And Then she skied, and then now her knee is just complete goo and they had to airlift her out. Oh, that was.

[Guest]

Broke her leg, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what happened officially.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Guest]

And she had to have surgery.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

And I mean, the way they. I mean, yeah, you can't. There's no other way to get her off because she's on a slope. But, like, they had an airlift, like, zipper in a bag and airlifter. It was very.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a scary scene right now. Medal count. Leading the way with six medals. Come on, Norway. Oh, sounds about right. They have three golds, one silver, one bronze. In second place is Switzerland with four. Oh, no, nevermind. I think that's just golds. Norway's leading in gold because I see Italy's got nine medals, but they only have one gold. So in the gold medal chase, it's Norway, then Switzerland, then the United States. All right, we're third in gold. And overall we're like, we suck. I see, like nine or ten better than us. Yeah, Italy's rocking, but they got six bronze. That's for 30 bucks.

[Guest]

Yeah. And I saw, like, a Haitian dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry, buds.

[Guest]

There was a dude from Haiti doing cross country skiing. First time ever in their country's history.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Where does he train?

[Guest]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

On the sand. You can say you can train.

[Bobby Bones]

It's his first time ever doing the snow. When he gets there, it's always on a beach. Woman's accused of breaking into a home in East Nashville and getting cozy during the storm last week. Authorities say the intruder ransacked the place, stole personal items while the owners were staying somewhere else due to a power outage. Surveillance images show the suspect wearing the resident's clothes. Despite the break in, they've chosen not to prosecute and no arrests have been made. The residents believe the woman was homeless. Wsmv. Good for them for not prosecuting her because obviously she was cold and looking for somewhere to stay. Yeah, that turns from crazy to sad once you get to the end of it. Podcaster Alex Cooper says she gave her husband permission to propose from People magazine. Kinda. Don't you all give us permission in.

[Guest]

A way, by dating you?

[Bobby Bones]

We have to know. I say most dudes know that their girl is gonna say yes. They've said in a certain way, like, yep, it's time to propose. Or Eddie's was the ultimatum, or you look for a ring, or. I think most situations, there's an. There rarely does a dude go into it not knowing she's gonna Say yes.

[Amy]

Yeah. I'd be curious to hear from guys that just went for it like.

[Bobby Bones]

Like in the Raw.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Just like, they're probably, like, the ones that get turned down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Right.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

At the arena.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So she said she approached her own engagement, telling him he'd go ahead and.

[Amy]

Propose, like, in that exact moment or just like, hey, you can do this whenever you're ready. Or she's like, you can do it right now.

[Guest]

I would assume when he was ready.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I was like, hey, I'm ready. So whenever you're ready. I think the headline's pretty funny. Gave husband permission, but in a way, we're given permission by actions, by words, by, hey, let's look for rings. By any of that, or just you saying, yes, I'd like to look for rings with you.

[Eddie]

But it is different to be like, all right, I'm ready now to be proposed to, like, if that's the way it went down, that's pretty unique.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think that's. I think most dudes would probably be better if they just waited for that.

[Eddie]

Though, instead of just trying to guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we did. A Bobby cast was posted on the feed earlier this morning, But Brad from 3 Doors down died over the weekend. The lead singer, and so he's 47 years old. He announced that he had cancer last year, and he had continued to post pictures and share a story. And they shared the News on the 3Doors down account that Brad had died. He had kidney cancer. Crazy.

[Eddie]

I remember when he announced it.

[Bobby Bones]

Loudwire with that story. Yep. You always just think they're gonna beat it, but he kept losing weight. Kept losing weight, so. Yeah, that sucks.

[Amy]

47.

[Bobby Bones]

47.

[Amy]

So young.

[Bobby Bones]

Stage four clear cell renal cell sarcanoma, a type of kidney cancer carcinoma. No.

[Amy]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Car. Wait, wait. What? Yeah, maybe say it again.

[Amy]

Carcinoma.

[Bobby Bones]

What did I say?

[Guest]

Sarcanoma.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You could be right. I just. I never heard it said unless you've said it, and I just haven't listened.

[Amy]

I don't know if I've ever said it. I think I've just heard it.

[Bobby Bones]

So now I think you're right. It looks. It's spelled C A R. That's car to me.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or did I say sar?

[Guest]

You said.

[Amy]

I think you said sar.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's SAR to me.

[Radhi Devlukia]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

That's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. An alcohol Expert drinks a 150-year-old bottle of booze found in an old mining town. Archaeologists unearthed a 150-year-old alcohol bottle in Utah, and it was recently opened and they drank it. That's crazy.

[Eddie]

It's gutsy.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

The team examined the liquid's appearance and color before opening it up. Finding the cork had a slight vinegary smell, they began extracting the liquid to determine the type of alcohol. Based on the smell, appearance, and condition, they said it was more likely a beer. When the contents were filtered, they tasted it.

[Eddie]

Oh, they did all this stuff, too. They didn't take it straight out of the bottle or anything?

[Bobby Bones]

No, they just grab it and start chugging it. All right, let's see here. Oh, I got something here. Do you, Amy, you know our neighbors that you know that we don't. Do they have a poodle?

[Amy]

Not that I know. I don't know. I'm not. I'm trying to think if. I've never. I've only gone over there a couple times, haven't seen a poodle, but maybe it's like a doodle.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a dog by our house that's escaped.

[Amy]

I don't know. I don't even know. I know they're doing some work there. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

With all the fences and trees that have. Animals are out everywhere over there. A bunch of honey got recalled because it's loaded with Cialis.

[Amy]

Wait, what lunchbox is medicine? How did that happen?

[Bobby Bones]

A bunch of honey got recalled because the FDA found an ingredient in it meant to treat erectile dysfunction. It was a weird brand of honey that could boost energy. They tested samples and found the active ingredient in Cialis.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

But like, how?

[Eddie]

Like, sounds like a prank.

[Amy]

Like, same factory or it's made by.

[Bobby Bones]

A company in Virginia called Akkarco. Its claim was specifically formulated honey that gives you more energy in your wiener. Okay, so it's like a honey Energy honey.

[Eddie]

Like instead of energy energy drink.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's an energy honey. All right, there you go. So I'm dealing with this dog thing at the same time. Like, if there's a dog and it could get hit by a car, grab it, put it in our backyard until we can find the owner of it. But also, I'm not at home to do it, and my wife's pregnant, and I'm like, chase a dog into the street, grab it. Who hadn't done their story yet? Or is everybody done theirs?

[Eddie]

All good.

[Guest]

All good.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. A woman cuts off her husband's Ding dong and flushed it because she suspected he was cheating.

[Amy]

Isn't it crazy that back in the day, that story would have been the craziest thing we've ever heard.

[Eddie]

We'd never heard of it before.

[Amy]

I know, but now it's like, okay.

[Eddie]

Now it's like Lorena Bobbitt did that.

[Amy]

The world is so crazy right now that we're just like, okay, wow.

[Guest]

And we never forget the first, do we?

[Amy]

I mean, she flushed it. At least he got his reattached, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

John Wayne Bobbitt.

[Guest]

Yeah. She threw in the field.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But they got it and then they.

[Eddie]

His name was John Wayne Bobbitt.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm almost positive. Yeah. John Wayne Bobbitt is an American known for the 1993 incident where his wife Lorena severed his penis with a knife, which was later reattached. Following their divorce, he made multiple legal issues including domestic violence charges.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

On this one, 58 year old woman was sentenced to seven years in prison after attacking her husband at a coffee shop, stabbing him, dozens of. Severing his genitals, which then flushed down the toilet.

[Eddie]

Okay. Seven years, like that's, that's all she got.

[Bobby Bones]

Reportedly because she suspected him having an affair.

[Amy]

Suspected.

[Eddie]

Seven years, like did she turn someone else in?

[Bobby Bones]

Her 40 year old son in law helped restrain the 50 year old man and received a four year sentence. The victim survived the attack but suffered lasting physical and psychological harm. And he later asked the court for leniency on his wife's behalf, which was considered at her sentencing.

[Guest]

Oh, what's wrong with him?

[Amy]

Yeah, he had compassion for her.

[Guest]

There's no compassion.

[Amy]

Well, obviously she's unwell also.

[Bobby Bones]

You suspect. You better know. Yeah, like you can't do that anyway. But you better know. All right.

[Amy]

And her son in law helped her. Like this is what.

[Eddie]

Yes, that would mean his son in law. That would be his.

[Amy]

No, it could be their daughter's husband.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Amy]

But I don't know, it's just always weird to me when like two adults do something crazy together.

[Eddie]

You would think one would be like, should we be doing this?

[Bobby Bones]

Like one of them would make an adult decision. Like the mature adult decision. Yes. A pair of Illinois friends on the way to the doctor stop for a lottery ticket. Won 350,000 bucks. Boom. Congratulations to them. That'd be pretty nice, huh?

[Guest]

Yeah, awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's pretty much it for today. Anything else, Amy? Any other super bowl thoughts?

[Amy]

Well, my favorite commercial.

[Eddie]

There are not many.

[Amy]

There weren't. Yes, I have.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a thing anymore.

[Amy]

I just decided that at the end of the night, whatever commercial that I thought of and what Actually you know, I sort of enjoyed. I Guess when they're at the wedding and they're about to lose the Bud Light keg. And then Post Malone's like, I got it. And they're all rolling down the hill to get the keg. And then Peyton Manning's like, there's a trail. I don't know. That's the only one where I was like, oh, so does that make the Bud Light one my favorite? I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't even pay attention for the sake of paying attention. If one came on. I watched like, I saw the Duncan one.

[Guest]

That was good.

[Eddie]

That was pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's not even a thing anymore. Like, 10 years ago, we had spent time on the show playing back the commercial.

[Amy]

Oh, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

And probably even we did it last year. But it's just not like, it's not a thing.

[Guest]

There was one where the toilets were singing. I don't even know what the commercial was for.

[Amy]

That was funny. That was for Liquid Ivan.

[Guest]

Oh, that's what it was.

[Amy]

It was like, check to check your pee.

[Guest]

Is it yellow? If not Liquid iv.

[Amy]

Liquid iv.

[Radhi Devlukia]

Ooh.

[Amy]

And the prostate cancer one was kind of funny. And then they're like, I didn't see any of that.

[Bobby Bones]

And I watched the whole.

[Guest]

Losing your.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I saw. I saw that one.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, they were all butts.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I did see that one.

[Amy]

That one made me remember. So, yeah, okay. To long shows the point. I do remember Liquid iv, Bud Light, and prostate. Check your prostate.

[Bobby Bones]

The only one that. The Duncan one. Because Everybody from the 90s was in there. All the 90s people.

[Amy]

And then Tom Brady.

[Bobby Bones]

And Tom Brady. True. The one, though, that my wife saw. I was like, what even is. This was when they were doing Backstreet Boys, everybody. And it looked like it was a straight karaoke commercial. That's all it was. It was all the words to everybody. And put the words up. Put the words up. She's like, what's happening here? It's just a full karaoke song. And then at the end, it's like crypto for everybody. And it was like, crypto.com or something. That was a good one.

[Amy]

I thought so, too, because the kids were like, what is happening? But I was like, if you think about it, everybody that is now of the age that was like, watching that and dialed in and singing along. It's like, we're the age that can maybe even consider dabbling in crypto. I don't know. Target.

[Bobby Bones]

No, they're. They're trying. They were saying, everybody, it's for everybody now that's their whole thing, crypto for everybody. You don't have to be somebody that understands crypto. You just get the app. It's crypto for everybody. And that's why they're doing everybody.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Guest]

Okay.

[Amy]

I think there was a double target, though. Everybody, but specifically our age group were.

[Guest]

The Backstreet Boys in a phone commercial.

[Amy]

Verizon.

[Guest]

That was. Who that. Okay, yeah, I don't remember.

[Amy]

Or T Mobile. Sorry, the pink one. T Mobile.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Guest]

And then they go to the store, and it's. Is it Machine Gun Kelly?

[Amy]

Oh, is that what it was? I was like, is that. Is that Aaron Carter?

[Bobby Bones]

He's dead.

[Guest]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

He was a Backstreet Boy.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, the brother. Brother Nick Carter.

[Amy]

That's what it died.

[Eddie]

Another one that was good was the. The Ben Stiller and Benson Boone. When they were, like, competing.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Singing and playing. Benson Boone, like, sings. Hi. Like, ah. And then Ben's like, oh, yeah. He tries to jump off, like, side of the stage, and he falls on the drum set. It's pretty funny.

[Guest]

What was that for, though?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't remember.

[Guest]

I have no idea.

[Eddie]

Instacart, I think.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. If you can't remember or it's the wrong, like, Amy's. Like, that Backstreet White commercial for. That means they do a good job of explaining what the brand is where. The karaoke commercial. How I remember that is because it was everybody. The whole time was that song. It's like, why the. And then finally it was like, crypto for everybody.

[Eddie]

And it's almost like you were waiting for, like, what is this? What is this? What is this? Yeah.

[Guest]

The Magic McConaughey one with. What's that guy's name? That's a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

About football.

[Guest]

Is trying to sell you food.

[Amy]

That was funny.

[Guest]

Really funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you guys like that one?

[Amy]

I do remember it. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I feel like they've been doing that one all year.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That was really stupid, but again, I remember it.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought it was cute, but maybe Bradley Cooper and Matthew McConaughey are just cute.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe that's what it was.

[Eddie]

That's. That's got to be it.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else, Eddie?

[Eddie]

There's a lot of AI commercials.

[Morgan]

I thought, oh, did you guys see Budweiser's commercial? I like that one.

[Radhi Devlukia]

Yeah.

[Amy]

They went straight back to the horse.

[Eddie]

Horse.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I was with the Clydesdale and an eagle. He was trying to help the eagle.

[Bobby Bones]

Fly, and I'm telling you.

[Guest]

Wait, was that an eagle or.

[Bobby Bones]

I was so unusual, I would just go get food or something at commercials. That's crazy. I remember like two.

[Amy]

I remember more than I thought because y' all are bringing them all up. I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that one.

[Bobby Bones]

I know one of the. I think it was AI.com. they ran a commercial and then their site crashed because too many people went over to it. And that's awful. You have to brace yourself. You're spending $8 million for a 30 second spot and then it can't handle. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Morgan]

I did try and go to AI.com and it didn't show up. I was like, well, that obviously doesn't work. So not using that.

[Eddie]

I did see, like a local. You know, I like how they squeeze in local commercials in there too. I wonder how much they pay for the local ones.

[Amy]

Oh, well, you know, Durham and Durham. Did you see theirs? It got cut off.

[Eddie]

Ooh, I'd be so upset.

[Bobby Bones]

I would too.

[Amy]

I'm like. Because I didn't even get to see the end of it. I saw like some of it, like two guys talking over the food. And then I was like, well, okay, where's what's going to happen? And then it cut to something else. And I'd be like, I want my money back.

[Eddie]

They're already lawyers, so they should be all right.

[Bobby Bones]

AI.com's $85 million Super bowl ad.

[Amy]

85 million.

[Bobby Bones]

False foul is traffic crashes, servers. The campaign cost 50 million for the ad, 70 million for the domain name. And you went and you couldn't get on.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Trouble.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Did you guys vote for the mvp? No, I did. I saw you could vote. I didn't know you can vote for the mvp.

[Eddie]

Question about that. Yeah, they do it every year. But, like, what, what, did they give you the options or can you pick anyone?

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, I just went and voted for everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean voted for everybody?

[Morgan]

Because you can, like, vote and it's like, do you want to vote again? So then I just selected all the players that had any yards. They had every option, but I just did the ones who were playing.

[Bobby Bones]

So then I'm guessing that only counts as like a percent. It counts as one vote. The fan vote is one vote versus everybody else who gets a vote.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because if everyone 10th or something voted for a Patriot and they lose, like, that's not. They're not going to win.

[Guest]

And Mr. Beast did a commercial where he's giving away $1 million. If you can solve the puzzle. And just so you know, as of right now, no one has solved It.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw that. And he's like, is this part of the. Again, I don't know what I was watching.

[Guest]

I didn't know. It was so crazy. And lasers going over. I was like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

What was the point of that?

[Guest]

Then you're supposed to go to this website and they can help you decode it. And I don't really know what the website was.

[Bobby Bones]

They did give that little code at the end. You take a picture or you put your phone on it.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, the scan. The code.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, QR code.

[Eddie]

QR code.

[Guest]

Because he was like, luckily, you have something.

[Bobby Bones]

I was just so irritated. I was losing every bet I didn't.

[Eddie]

Stupid.

[Bobby Bones]

This game sucks. All right, now it's time for Amy's Morning Cornies After Dark. Now, these are the non bleeped cornys, so whatever she says goes on. We don't know what these jokes are, so if you're listening with a kid I don't know, that's on you. Yeah, I don't know because I don't know the jokes. Okay, are you ready? Yep. How many do you have here?

[Amy]

I have a lot, so. Really? However many you want.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's do seven.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, number one.

[Public Investing Announcer]

And now the Morning Corny After Dark.

[Amy]

What does a horny toad say?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

Rub it.

[Bobby Bones]

Rub it. Hey, can I tell you, since this is After Dark, can I tell you a crazy video I saw on. On Twitter last night? It's not. It's. It's bad.

[Eddie]

What was it?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so it didn't show it because it's Twitter, but it cut it off at, like, the guy's waist. But there's a game show in Japan where you try to sing a full karaoke song as, like, a prostitute tries to.

[Amy]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Tries to get you to be done.

[Eddie]

Dude, those are crazy games.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy. So they had it cut off at, like, his stomach. They didn't show the whole thing on Twitter, but it showed the wrapping around him with her hand. And then he was singing a song, and he was trying to finish the song before he.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, that sounds impossible.

[Bobby Bones]

It was crazy. And then they aided to see if it was true or not. And it said, yes, this is true. This is a game show in Japan. Wow. All right, next up.

[Public Investing Announcer]

And now, the Morning Corny After Dark.

[Amy]

What do you call an Italian hooker? A prostitute.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty good.

[Eddie]

I like that one.

[Amy]

All right, I know. That is dirty.

[Bobby Bones]

Number three.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What'S longhard and full of semen Submarine?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That setup's crazy, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Set up that one. Yeah. Okay, net number four.

[Amy]

This is more of just a go with me here. The word of the day is legs. Okay, let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[Bobby Bones]

That's stupid. All right, next up, number five.

[Amy]

What do you call a nanny with breast implants?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. What?

[Amy]

A faux pair. But y' all probably don't know that nannies are called au pairs.

[Guest]

I don't get it.

[Amy]

Another name for a nanny, especially if they're from an is au pair. So faux pair.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that one lost.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like fate lost me.

[Guest]

Yeah, I don't. I don't really get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's do an investigative on this next one, okay? Okay, Go ahead.

[Amy]

Okay, hold on. I gotta find a good one for investigative. Give me a second. Oh, shoot. I already did this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, then don't do it again.

[Guest]

That would ruin it.

[Amy]

I gave y' all that as a teaser. Okay, you can do this one for investigative.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Slips.

[Eddie]

Slip it. I can slip into.

[Bobby Bones]

Slip it in.

[Eddie]

You can slip into my slipper.

[Bobby Bones]

It's after the slipping.

[Eddie]

It's gotta be glass slipping.

[Amy]

But what did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

[Bobby Bones]

Put your balls in my slipper.

[Guest]

Can I come to your balls?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

Want to see if it fits?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Guest]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

One more.

[Amy]

That's still especially from Cinderella. That feels wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

What did Pinocchio's lover say to him?

[Bobby Bones]

Lie to me. Lie to me.

[Eddie]

Lie to me.

[Amy]

Lie to me. How did you know that one?

[Eddie]

You heard that one before.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, but it just makes sense.

[Amy]

I could have lied to me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny. I think the funnier version would be. What? Nah, it's too dirty.

[Amy]

No, it's not, because this is after dark.

[Bobby Bones]

What did Pinocchio's girlfriend say when she sat on his face?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Lie to me. Lie to me. Lie to me. That one.

[Amy]

I didn't need that.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's exactly what you said. It's just a little more descriptive.

[Amy]

Mm. Okay. There you go. Morning, Corny After Dark.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Thank you. That was Good Morning, Corny After Dark.

[Amy]

Valentine's Day edition.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, that's it. We will see you guys tomorrow. I don't think there's anything else. All right, we'll see you guys then. Bye, everybody. Everyone deserves to be connected. That's why T Mobile and US Cellular are joining forces. Switch to T Mobile and save up to 20% versus Verizon by getting built in benefits.

[Eddie]

They leave out. Check the math.

[Bobby Bones]

@T mobile.com switch and now T Mobile is in US cellular stores.

[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

Janice Torres here and I'm Austin Hankwitz. We host the podcast Mind the Business Small Business Success Stories produced by Ruby Studio in partnership with Intuit QuickBooks. We're back for season four to talk.

[Eddie]

To some incredible small business owners.

[Guest]

The big thing about working at tech is that it's ever evolving, ever changing. Everyone's a rookie, that's how fast the industry is changing. So what I'm really excited about is.

[Bobby Bones]

To be part of that change. So listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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[Bobby Bones]

Good boy.

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[Amy]

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