MON PT 2: Bobby Wants To Buy Beer + Bobby On Why It’s Not Left vs. Right, But Rich vs. Poor + Bobby On Running From Police + Amy And Ex-Husband Worried Of Sending Wrong Message + Why Lunchbox Left The Show

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode: MON PT 2: Bobby Wants To Buy Beer + Bobby On Why It’s Not Left vs. Right, But Rich vs. Poor + Bobby On Running From Police + Amy And Ex-Husband Worried Of Sending Wrong Message + Why Lunchbox Left The Show
Date: October 27, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-hosts: Amy, Eddie, Ray, Mike

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show blends comedy, pop culture, and candid conversation. The crew discusses everything from rare, high-ABV beer to automation’s effect on jobs, clever heists, parenting dilemmas, and the nature of wealth and power in America. The ongoing rapport between Bobby, Amy, Eddie, and callers keeps the show light but insightful.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rare Beer: Sam Adams Utopias (03:20–08:00)

• Bobby brings up Sam Adams Utopias, a beer with a staggering 30% ABV, retailing for $240 a bottle.
• Eddie is enthusiastic about buying/drinking it on air; the team debates whether Bobby’s “wine closet” qualifies as a wine cellar.
• The crew tries (and fails) to purchase the bottle due to limited stock.

Memorable Quotes:

• "It feels like straight alcohol." — Bobby (03:40)
• "Is Tito's vodka? I thought vodka had no flavor." — Bobby (07:13)

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2. Automation & Jobs: Is It Rich vs. Poor? (13:02–17:39)

• Morgan shares news of "smart" grocery carts that instantly scan and tally purchases—bypassing even self-checkout.
• Amy and Eddie worry about job loss from automation.
• Bobby delivers an impassioned take:

  "It's not left versus right... It's the rich people that want to keep everybody else down. Left vs. right is a distraction... the real thing is giving tax cuts to billionaires." (16:11)

• The crew discusses how jobs will shift to require more tech skills, but Bobby warns how the ultra-rich keep power and perpetuate inequality through politics and policy.
• Eddie jokes about needing to advise his kids to go into AI; Amy suggests trade school.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Left versus right is a distraction. I’m convinced it’s a distraction so you can make sure that rich people don’t pay as much taxes and that billionaires get their tax cuts.” — Bobby (16:51)

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3. Viral Heists & Social Media Marketing (10:02–11:26)

• Amy recounts how a German lift company went viral after referencing the Louvre art heist using their lift in its advertising, sparking both laughter and backlash for making light of a crime.
• Consensus: It’s acceptable because no one was hurt.
• The team discusses a Florida sneaker heist, describing the thieves’ elaborate Mission Impossible–style tactics.
• Bobby observes the proliferation of clever crime stories.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Nobody got hurt, so use it to your advantage, right?” — Amy (11:16)

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4. Running from Police / Could Bobby Get Away? (24:08–26:04)

• Bobby insists he could successfully elude the police if given a head start, discussing strategies (e.g., hiding in a random hole).
• The group references YouTube stunts like Mr. Beast’s, debating whether Bobby would really get away.

Memorable Quotes:

• “You give me 30 minutes, you ain’t catching me. I just dig a hole—just take a shovel, dig a hole, cover me up, and just lay there.” — Bobby (25:01)

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5. Parenting & Exes: Amy's Dilemma (29:29–37:14)

• Amy shares her experience co-parenting with her ex-husband Ben, and worries about sending mixed messages to their kids if they travel together post-divorce.
• The group discusses how older kids still hope for reconciliation, referencing "Mrs. Doubtfire."
• Amy talks about her son’s ambitions—he wants to quit running to try wrestling, leading to a debate about kids specializing in one sport or sampling many activities.

Memorable Quotes:

• “I don’t want to be—I’m just being vulnerable and telling you my initial is no, but I’m not that type of a parent. He can choose, obviously...” — Amy (33:13)
• “The only reason you’re not a criminal is you don’t want to always be looking over your shoulder.” — Eddie re: Bobby (25:36)

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6. Lunchbox’s Absence/UTSA Event (40:07–42:38)

• Lunchbox is absent to host a UTSA fundraising concert featuring Turnpike Troubadours.
• The crew teases the mystery of his absence and jokes about his qualifications to “speak” at college events.

Memorable Moments:

• “Oh, and does UTSA know that he didn’t finish school, surely?” — Eddie (41:25)

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7. Health Concerns: Diverticulitis Call-In (47:05–49:10)

• Caller Maria warns Eddie and Lunchbox about potential stomach issues related to diverticulitis, citing her husband’s ordeal.
• Maria recommends colonoscopies for early detection; Amy and Bobby share their procedural experiences.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Do you feel afterwards? I didn’t wake up—I feel like it was a horrible…” — Eddie (49:40)
• “The prep for it is horrible.” — Amy (49:56)

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8. Callers Share Wisdom (49:37–55:10)

• Kevin from Kentucky calls in to talk about Kentucky football futility and offers parenting advice as a father of five.
• Steve, a dog trainer, explains how dogs are trained to sense medical episodes (using scented gauze for training).
• Bobby and Amy riff on whether some dogs (or kids) simply turn out to be "duds" (jokingly).

Memorable Quotes:

• “You start training a dog and then halfway you realize, like, well, this is a dud.” — Amy (54:19)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “It’s a capitalist economy… you’re just trying to save money the best way possible.” — Bobby (13:17)
• “The up versus the down. It’s the rich people that want to keep everybody else down.” — Bobby (16:14)
• “Weaponized incompetence—Y’all gotta cut that out.” — Amy (51:13)
• “I don’t want to confuse the kids... [but] we both have a boyfriend and a girlfriend.” — Amy (36:06)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Sam Adams Utopias Beer Segment: 03:20–08:00
• Smart Carts & Rich vs. Poor Rant: 13:02–17:39
• Heist Stories & Lift Company Marketing: 10:02–11:26, 23:04–24:08
• Running from Police Game: 24:08–26:04
• Amy’s Parenting Dilemma: 29:29–37:14
• Lunchbox Absence / UTSA: 40:07–42:38
• Callers on Health and Family: 47:05–55:10

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Additional Highlights

• Viral Social Stories: From fighting off intruders with a water bottle to exploiting loopholes in food delivery apps, the show relishes internet oddities.
• Offbeat Parenting Talk: Humorous admissions of “weaponized incompetence” in parenting chores.
• Meta-Humor: Self-referential asides about their roles and the day-to-day realities of running the show.

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Tone

The episode is casual, irreverent, and rapid-fire, blending earnest personal anecdotes, social commentary, and ongoing inside jokes. Bobby frequently segues between serious and silly; Amy offers the heart, and Eddie brings the humor. Callers add authenticity, making the show both relatable and lively.

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For listeners who missed it:
This episode is packed with laughs, surprising insights, and rapid-fire debates—from the future of work to the nuances of divorced co-parenting. Bobby’s monologue on class divisions sets a thoughtful tone, but the mood always bounces back to funny and relatable. A great listen if you enjoy contemporary life examined through banter, news, and personal stories.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Kind of like Robin Hood, except for.

[Bobby Bones]

The part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous. It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing. They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're sitting like, oh God, what do we do? What do we do? That was dumb. People, do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Podcast Narrator]

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[Caller Kevin]

They actually lose it.

[Podcast Narrator]

They sort of went nuts until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Sophia]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader?

[Sophia]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold up a real life cult. And what is a dirt ritual?

[Sophia]

No clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's a beer. It's called Sam Adams Utopias and it has 30 ABV. Now what's that mean?

[Eddie]

ABV alcohol by volume. Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

So a Michelob Ultra has an ABV of 4.2%. This has 30 ABV.

[Eddie]

Let's go, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

That feels like straight alcohol.

[Eddie]

Probably tastes like straight alcohol too.

[Bobby Bones]

It's $240. The Boston Beer Company is dropping an extreme version of its Sam Adams beer. The 2025 version of Sam Adams Utopias has 30% alcohol by volume. It's only available in 35 states because 15 states have laws banning beer with such high content. Utopia's debuted in 2001. It's released every two years. The special beers presented in a unique bottle will set you back 240 bucks. Will you see if you could buy. Can we buy this online?

[Eddie]

This is the best idea you've ever had. And then we're going to drink it on air. I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't ship it here, but we can see. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, we can bootleg it. Like ship, ship it to Kentucky. Go drive it over.

[Bobby Bones]

The first question they ask, are you over 21? And obviously you can't click yes if you're not right.

[Eddie]

I always thought that was stupid too.

[Bobby Bones]

You must be 21 years old to enter. Yeah, get back to me because I'm curious. I would like to buy one or two of those. You know, I have and you've seen it and it's not a cellar. So I guess it would be a wine closet. What is that thing we have in our house?

[Eddie]

You have a wine? Yeah, it's a cellar. But it's only like a closet though.

[Bobby Bones]

But isn't a cellar like down below?

[Eddie]

Yeah, traditionally.

[Amy]

Yeah. So call it a wine closet.

[Bobby Bones]

What's it called? Like if they were to have listed my house, what would it have been called? A wine.

[Amy]

I think it would be still be selling.

[Eddie]

I would call it a cellar.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't think they have to be down below yeah.

[Eddie]

And yours is the saddest cellar I've ever seen in my life. Oh, well, what does it have, like two bottles and then Mountain Dew or something in there?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, yeah. There's nothing really in there.

[Eddie]

There's nothing in there.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. I think there's like seven bottles of things. And the stuff in there I think is pretty expensive, but because it's always just gifts and I just put it in there.

[Amy]

Okay, you're right. Traditionally, a wine cel. And there are such things as wine closets, which is often a type of wine cellar, specifically a smaller one.

[Eddie]

Okay, you got a closet.

[Bobby Bones]

This could probably hold, what, 100 bottles?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, about 100.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's cold. Sometimes after I work out, I'll just go stand in there.

[Eddie]

Oh. Cause it's refrigerated.

[Amy]

Yeah. Climate controlled.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'll just open the door and get in there for a minute. Like, if I'm really hot, that's what I use, the bottle. Of course you do. Yeah. Mike, what do you say about that beer? I think we can get it. You do think so?

[Eddie]

Let's go, Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

It's almost $300. Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

Well, order.

[Bobby Bones]

Order one.

[Eddie]

You don't want a sixer?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, here it is. Wow, that bottle looks crazy, huh?

[Eddie]

Is it a lot or is it just kind of like a 12 ounce regular bottle?

[Bobby Bones]

750 milliliters.

[Eddie]

Huh. Is that like a tall boy?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. When. When you're not using. If you're metric, I'm off. It's 25 ounces.

[Eddie]

It's pretty big.

[Bobby Bones]

It is, yeah. You have my credit card, right? Mm. Would you order one of those? Can you order it to my house? Yeah. Okay. Just do that and I'll bring it in.

[Eddie]

Let's go. This is gonna be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder if it tastes good and.

[Eddie]

Probably not. Dude. 30%. Let's. That's. That's a lot of alcohol.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray. Have you ever had anything that's 30%? Well, I mean, you're getting close to vodkas and whiskeys and stuff like that. So it's basically something you're gonna take a shot of. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, you don't just drink it, Ray, like just a regular beer?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I mean, I bet it tastes bad because, I mean, there's none that have that much alcohol in them that tastes good. I'm in. You're not gonna sip on Tito's? Tito's like 40%. This is 30%.

[Eddie]

Oh, is that right?

[Bobby Bones]

You don't sip on Tito's? No, I mean, you can if you got hair on your chest. But I'm still not at that point where I sip on Tito's.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Is Tito's a vodka?

[Amy]

Yes, yes. You just throw it out.

[Bobby Bones]

But I thought vodka had no flavor.

[Eddie]

It doesn't.

[Amy]

It does.

[Eddie]

Well, they sell.

[Amy]

They sell some with flavor, but no, like Everclear is.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the flavor is alcohol. The flavor is a burning alcohol.

[Amy]

It doesn't taste like water, if that's what you mean. Tastes like nail polish remover.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it had no flavor.

[Amy]

Yeah, like nothing at all. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like it was just a clear alcohol. No, it does taste bad. Oh.

[Eddie]

That's why people go. Whenever they take like a shot or.

[Amy]

Something, it's like, woo.

[Bobby Bones]

And so I'm guessing the reason you're paying a lot for this is because it tastes pretty good. That's why you pay for the Belvederes. You pay for the. What is another one that's really expensive, Pappy. Yes, because they're supposed to taste better. They do some stuff with it where it's not going to taste like alcohol. Okay, well, we'll order one.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Your house, right? Yeah. Please, can you give me voicemail number four? Okay.

[Amy]

For Amy. I was going to tell you a.

[Bobby Bones]

Joke about a girl that only eats.

[Caller Maria]

Plants, but you've probably never heard of herbivore. Yes.

[Amy]

Oh, herbivore.

[Bobby Bones]

She kind of messed it up a little bit. You can't. But you probably never heard before.

[Amy]

Heard of herbivore.

[Eddie]

Because the joke is herbivore. Right. Yeah.

[Amy]

Heard of herbivore.

[Eddie]

That's a tough one.

[Amy]

You have to say herd.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, a girl. I missed that. I missed that. I missed that.

[Eddie]

Okay. Herbivore.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's a tough one.

[Amy]

That was good, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me. Give me number three, please.

[Caller Maria]

Hey, I would love to know the beef that Bobby has with Jamie Perry. They've been multiple times where he will make little comments just kind of under his breath, but would love to hear some of that beast. Thanks.

[Caller Kevin]

Bye.

[Caller Maria]

Part two, we're here.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I did see her holding hands with Justin Trudeau, the former Canadian Prime Minister.

[Eddie]

That's so weird.

[Bobby Bones]

And they're dating. Boy, he's in for a treat.

[Amy]

That's. Yeah, that's what you've said before.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

You said that like, I know your brother.

[Eddie]

Like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't know anything about that. Kind of a weird couple, though, but good for him. Can't see that lasting.

[Eddie]

What was that?

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing. I really need to be in a mood or Triggered to really go on that. And I'm really not there right now. More sad, you know, at a tough weekend, you're.

[Eddie]

You're sad. Still sad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

If you weren't so depressed.

[Bobby Bones]

Had a tough weekend. Yeah.

[Eddie]

How much longer? How much longer have we said?

[Bobby Bones]

I get over pretty quick. There's just so many teams looking for coaches now. Like, we finally are looking for a coach. And there's also, like, I don't know, 31 other teams looking for a coach. It's the craziest year in the history of looking for coaches. So last year, had we looked for a coach, we'd have gotten a really good one. This year we're going to get like the ninth place because what a time.

[Amy]

To be a coach, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what a time. All right, let's go around the room. Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

So the company that made the lift that was used to rob the Louvre.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. Oh, it's out of stock. Mike. Yeah.

[Amy]

The beer is.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

Wamp, wamp.

[Amy]

Late to the party.

[Bobby Bones]

Cause I was definitely gonna give you that. I was gonna get one for you, for everybody, all the guys.

[Eddie]

That would have been a blast.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a gift. Yeah, it was gonna be a gift for everybody on the show. I'll keep seeing if it comes back and stuff.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. All right, go ahead, Amy. I'm sorry.

[Amy]

So they, the German company who made the lift that was used in the heist, they went viral on a social media post. So they decided to capitalize on their moment and put up a picture of the lift. And it's like, if you're in a hurry, you know, we can be there and we're quiet as a whisper. Cause like, nobody. And they thought, okay, we might get a few laughs or whatever, but it's been viewed like over 14 million times. And then some people have been giving them backlash. Like, why would you. This is something like bad that happened. Like, why are you using this as a time to market that your tool can be used for bad?

[Bobby Bones]

It's not that bad.

[Amy]

But most everybody thought it was funny, right?

[Eddie]

Like a little robbery.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody got hurt.

[Amy]

Nobody got hurt. Yeah. So true.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So like, I feel like if somebody had died during the robbery or sorry, the heist, then, okay, don't do it. But as long as nobody got hurt, use it to your advantage, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. All good. I don't care about that, Eddie.

[Eddie]

So this is cool. A 13 year old named Kevin Tang. He was named America's top young scientist and won $25,000 because he invented something, and it was a fall prevention thing that he did because his grandma, like five years ago, fell, got really hurt. I think she was like brain dead or something. So he was like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna find something that's gonna help old people not fall or get help as soon as they fall. And he created this thing, the algorithm. It's a camera that you set up in your house, and it detects a fall and calls 911 immediately. It's amazing. And this kid's going to be rich because now there are companies all over being like, we need to talk.

[Amy]

You have to have a camera in.

[Eddie]

Every corner of your house. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it's like a ring camera.

[Bobby Bones]

Cameras are getting far, far less expensive. True, Morgan.

[Amy]

Okay, so everybody was really mad about how grocery stores were taking away cashiers and it was going to be just check out. You know, like you check out by yourself. Well, now you don't even need those. Cause they made carts that check you.

[Bobby Bones]

Out while you're shopping. Did you do one of those? No.

[Amy]

So I've seen they're showing up at Kroger, and now I'm on a mission to find one. Cause I want to use one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So you just put stuff in your cart and it checks it out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

It just measures it for you, like the way everything you can do produce. So as soon as you put something in your cart, it's like on your bill. And then you pay and you leave. You don't even have to go to a checkout.

[Bobby Bones]

That's awesome.

[Amy]

That's not bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because we're. It sucked with no cashier. Was. We still had to do it ourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we as humans, err. This is almost airless because you're putting it in air, as in mess up.

[Amy]

These carts are going to be expensive.

[Bobby Bones]

But we don't have to pay for them. You have to buy it every time.

[Amy]

I know. For the store.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. But they're gonna save money by not having to pay people to work the registers.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

I just feel like, how are we gonna work? Yeah, we need the people.

[Eddie]

Like, seriously, how are we gonna have money?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you say that unless you own a business where you could save money Again. Again, it's a capitalist economy. And so you're just looking. Trying to save money the best way possible. The most money you can save so you can create. But yes.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I mean, it is really, really cool. I mean, that'd be awesome. But then Also like, but like when.

[Bobby Bones]

You look something up.

[Amy]

Greeters.

[Bobby Bones]

When you look something up on the Internet. What about the encyclopedia makers who don't have jobs anymore?

[Eddie]

No, they're doing something else.

[Amy]

They died.

[Bobby Bones]

Like what are we dying?

[Eddie]

What are we going to do?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Like once.

[Bobby Bones]

What is your question here?

[Eddie]

Once.

[Amy]

Are you worried about.

[Eddie]

A little bit. Because you know, you see robots doing stuff and a cart doing your checkout. Like at some point we're gonna run out of jobs and the people that own the company is gonna be like, hey, we're the only ones that have money.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's exactly what's happening.

[Amy]

Well, they need programmers and stuff for the.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, that's true.

[Amy]

So the carts work programming. Yeah. So now you need to. You're always going to need engineer.

[Bobby Bones]

Best bet.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's my best bet?

[Bobby Bones]

That it rolls out a little slower. So you can.

[Eddie]

So I die?

[Bobby Bones]

So you can get older and. Yeah, and be done.

[Eddie]

I do tell my kids that too. Like you need to get in like AI and stuff. Like that's where it's. They're going to need jobs. Like everything you guys want to do. Like you want to do fun stuff, write a script. That's cool. You can. You should do AI because that's where the jobs are.

[Amy]

Or trade school.

[Eddie]

I don't even know what that means. What's a trade school?

[Amy]

Like electrician. Like instead of traditional four year college, you go for a specific trade.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Amy]

Right where it.

[Eddie]

But those are the ones the robots are doing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, robots will be assisting. Yeah, robots is a weird word because we've thought that since the Jetsons Plumbers. You got to look back at even the 50s when we thought that robots would be doing everything. But even the most robotic utilize jobs still have humans over them. But yes, a lot of jobs. I think the trucking industry is going to be modified in a lot of ways because these trucks are going to be filled, they're going to be electric and they're going to drive across the country and not need a driver. Yeah, which is going to be so. And it could actually lower the prices of groceries because you're going to see humans have to stop and take naps and sleep and you can only go so far before you got to eat and use the bathroom. It's not going to happen here and I'm not advocating for it. I'm just saying a lot of those jobs are going to be no more. There are going to be people that are overseeing it, but there aren't Going to be like as many pure truck drivers. Because if you do get these autonomous automobiles, they're basically just on that fill it up, it stays on the highway the whole time. Drives all the way across the country. Doesn't have to stop, doesn't have to pull off, doesn't have to sleep, doesn't have to do all. It's not dangerous. And what's going to happen is you have to pay all those people, therefore hopefully the price of groceries goes down. But again, you're losing a lot of jobs and it's going to take legislation to protect that. But the problem isn't, I think so many people go, it's the left versus the right. Everybody's fighting each other. No, it's the up versus the down. It's the rich people that want to keep everybody else down. So the left versus the right to me is such a, hey, look over here. When the real thing is giving tax cuts to billionaires and making sure that they can continue what they're doing, which is building so that the low to middle class loses their jobs. And that's what that is. So legislation will have to keep it from happening because otherwise it's already happening. It's a distraction. Left versus right is a distraction. I'm convinced it's a distraction. So you can make sure that rich people don't pay as much taxes and that billionaires get their tax cuts. And then what do they want to do with the money? They want to keep putting people in office that continue what their objectives are. So that's what they do. They fund, fully fund campaigns of people that stay in office that will make sure that what they want will stay happening. And you know who suffers middle and below, not left to right, but middle and below. Yeah, we're in trouble because our society is all left versus right. When what it is, it's rich versus poor. It's rich, it's super rich versus middle and low. So that's why we're in trouble. Yeah. Because you know what? When billionaires get even more billions, they fund even more people to run for office. And you know what they do once they get in office? Well, they have to protect the people that paid for them to get in.

[Eddie]

Office, the rich people.

[Bobby Bones]

So you know what they do? They continue working on legislation that benefits the richest of people which disregards metal to low. So when there aren't truckers, you know, you blame the politicians and the billionaires. Yeah, we're in trouble.

[Eddie]

We're in trouble. I was looking up, I can't find it. But I saw something where the Jetsons. You're talking about. The Jetsons, Yeah. Were like, that was even before 2025. Like, what they were trying to predict was way before 2025. We're not even there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. There's also that element of we think it's going to be way more sci fi and robot Y than it actually is. It never quite gets there. And AI has been used for 20 years. It's being used in a different way now. But, I mean, algorithms have been a thing for a long time. I mean, we've been on the show for 10 years going, how do they know we're talking about. We get an ad. There are a lot of things. So it's a whole different podcast.

[Eddie]

Can't wait for flying cars. That's gonna be cool, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that should have happened 20 years ago.

[Eddie]

Should have.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. A musician on TikTok said he fought off a home intruder using only his A walla water bottle. Feels like an ad, but let's see. Does sound like an ad because he shouted them out. Specifically, musician and TikTok creator Benoit Music went viral after revealing he fought off two home intruders using only his A walla water bottle. In a detailed storytime video, he recounted sitting near his patio one evening when he saw the door handle shaking and the glass starting to crack. Grabbing the nearest object, his sturdy walla bottle, he confronted the two masked men, striking one of them multiple times in the head until the intruder stumbled back and bled over the fence. Fled over the fence. Excuse me. After calling police and assuring everyone was safe, he credited the bottle with low key. Saving my life. Commenters praised his bravery. There's a big dent in the bottle. Awala's official account joked, fight or flight? Definitely fight or flight. Definitely fight.

[Amy]

Wallace sent him a bunch of stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

They sent him a bunch of stuff, too.

[Amy]

And then I think they sent him on, like, a weekend getaway.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why you shout out the brand.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless it was all set up. That's the greatest.

[Amy]

No, it wasn't. Like, he was really freaked out. I watched him do the whole reenactment. And then I think if you.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not watching the actual fight.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

But then you beat it up against a pole.

[Amy]

But he talked about how the handle even broke off and then he had to pick it back up and use his hand. So, like, wouldn't you make the handle sturdy if it was a setup? You'd be like, our handles don't even break.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I don't think people are above recreating or, like, faking that for press.

[Amy]

Oh, he said that the guy, they had a backpack down by the door and that he got the backpack and threw it over the fence so that way, like, they didn't come back for anything. And he said that some people were like, wait, why wouldn't you try to look in there for identification? He was like, I was scared. I just wanted them gone. So then I was like, yeah, same. And then I'd move.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you gotta move so they don't retaliate.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, now you're viral.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you're not viral with your address.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, but it's just weird, though, that they know where you live and then they. You have history now with the intruders, Right? Like, you guys had a moment. You had a moment. You had a very traumatic moment.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, you're the loser. They got hit over the head with a water bottle.

[Eddie]

So every time they drive by your house, they're like, there was a house.

[Amy]

Gotta get him back.

[Bobby Bones]

But I would think, I'm not going back there because they're probably ready now. They've had it happen. And if I go now, they've had a break in, so they're probably a little more prepared for a break in. So that's the house I'm not going to go to.

[Eddie]

I guess I'm not worried about retaliation like Amy. I'm just more weirded out that they know where I live and that they probably see me all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

[Eddie]

No, that's so weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Both could be true. By the way, we ended the podcast on Friday because we were working from a home studio and my dog escaped and my wife can't really chase the dog because she's pregnant. And so we were like, oh, gotta go. Eddie jumped in the Jeep, found her in like five seconds, brought her back to the house.

[Eddie]

That might be my unspoken skill that I have.

[Bobby Bones]

WhatsApp.

[Eddie]

Just finding things, like I'm attracted to when people say. When people say, like, oh, missing child or whatever. And, like, I wanna find.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but this is like wanting to donate a kidney. Have you ever found a missing child?

[Eddie]

No, never. But I've always looked like, every time there's like an AMBER Alert, I'm like, on the way home, I'm looking at every car, looking for that silver Ultima or whatever, you know, Every time.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's not a skill. If it never happened.

[Amy]

What is this unspoken?

[Bobby Bones]

Well.

[Eddie]

Cause I Found your dog twice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I said it's probably the neighborhood right behind us.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you pointed me in the right direction, but you did.

[Bobby Bones]

You did it. You did quickly.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I just enjoy looking for things. Like, I could do that for the rest of my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Bounty hunter.

[Eddie]

Yes, something like that.

[Amy]

Well, there you go. Now you know, like, if. If your job gets threatened now, you know what you're gonna do, because Bobby's.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I can't bounty hunt.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what I mean. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, not now anyway.

[Amy]

Fine. Yeah. Not yet.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

Until they use some facial recognition.

[Bobby Bones]

What was this show where the bounty hunter is, like, tracking the. Oh, the. The chiefaholic.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Kansas City Chiefs fan who was robbing all the bands.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

That bounty hunter, though, dude and a.

[Bobby Bones]

Bounty hunter was out in the documentary trying to find him. That was interesting. That bounty hunter job seems a bit dangerous for me.

[Eddie]

Yes. And then you have to fork out your own money to, like, bail them out and then make sure they pay you back.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

That just seems too risky. I just like finding people.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you found one dog twice. I don't know if that makes your world out of. Masked robbers cut a hole in the roof of a Florida mall and stole hundreds of pairs of sneakers.

[Eddie]

That's the roof, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Thieves cut a hole through the concrete roof of a Florida mall and dropped into Steel between 4 and 500 pair of Nike and New Balance sneakers worth 40 to $50,000. The robbery happened early Tuesday morning at a Champ Sporting goods store inside Treasure Coast Mall in Jensen Beach. Sheriff John Boodenseek said the crime seemed like something out of Mission Impossible, compared it to the Louvre jewelry heist. The thieves use electric tools like a grinder or saw to cut to the roof and work for hours without being detected. They bagged the sneakers, threw them off the roof, loaded them into a getaway vehicle. Some goods were left behind. It will cost about $10,000, plus the. All the shoes, which is 40, $50,000. But yeah, ABC News, they think the criminals are travelers, so not really from the area. That's the hardest kind of catch.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

They're always moving.

[Amy]

Roll into town, won't see them.

[Bobby Bones]

Just walking around with a New Balance on. Not around town. So there's that story.

[Eddie]

You still think you can.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can't catch me if I'm a cop. You're a cop. You give me. Give me an hour. You're not catching me.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. But after an hour, you get caught.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You get. If you go, you have one hour to run, and then I get to run wherever I want. And we have 48 hours to try to catch you. You won't catch me.

[Amy]

Where's your first stop?

[Bobby Bones]

Why would I say that right now?

[Eddie]

Why would he say that?

[Amy]

Well, you're not really gonna ever run, so I guess I'm just curious on where I am.

[Eddie]

It'll probably Starbucks.

[Bobby Bones]

It just depends on where I am. If they said you have. I don't even think I need an hour. If they said you have half an hour, you go and start and we'll sit here and count to. So half an hour times 60. We'll count to 18,000 Mississippi, and then we'll come after you.

[Amy]

You go to change your appearance first.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I only have 30 minutes, so who knows? But I think if you give me 30 minutes. And then you have 48 hours to find me. You're not finding me.

[Eddie]

This has to be a show. Like, we gotta test this.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I've seen Mr. Beast do it, but he did it with, like, cops and dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a junkyard. Yeah. So I don't think I could be caught.

[Eddie]

Okay, now.

[Bobby Bones]

Now for a month. I think eventually I would just get bored.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you'd find me.

[Eddie]

That's what gonna be my question. Like, so can you. Can you get away and start a new life? Like, do you think you can get away with something and never, ever get caught?

[Bobby Bones]

If it were a game, I think I'd be great at it. But if it were life, I would just be so scared I was always gonna get caught. So I don't do crime.

[Eddie]

That's why.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the reason.

[Eddie]

The one reason.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like, I just don't want to always be looking over my shoulder.

[Eddie]

That's gonna be a terrible feeling. Everywhere you go, anytime you hear a siren. What?

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Are they looking at me?

[Bobby Bones]

And then the one minute you get lazy. Boo, they got you. The one minute you get lazy. So other than that, I'd be a pretty good criminal, I think. But, yeah, that's what's up, I think. You give me 30 minutes, you ain't catching me. You give me. You got two days to find me. You ain't finding me. I just dig a hole. I just take a shovel, dig a hole, cover me up, just lay there.

[Eddie]

You know, there's a detective right now being like, I can catch this dude.

[Bobby Bones]

In two seconds, but just think about that. Let's just say they're like, okay, go now. I got 30 minutes to drive.

[Amy]

So you can turn your phone off or throw it out the window, no problem.

[Eddie]

But we know where you started, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. We're all together when we start. We're all sitting in the same room.

[Eddie]

Dude, you're done.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not. Because I could drive 20 minutes any direction and just find a hole.

[Eddie]

How are you driving and just get.

[Bobby Bones]

I get in my car.

[Eddie]

Oh, your car?

[Bobby Bones]

I get any car.

[Eddie]

Okay, you're gonna steal a car now?

[Bobby Bones]

Who knows? Don't want to give up too much. I can Uber.

[Eddie]

You get an Uber.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can track that.

[Eddie]

Yes, you can.

[Bobby Bones]

So. But you could. You can't really taxi around here.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? Oh, cab. Get a cab.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd probably get a bicycle and I'd bicycle it to a hole and get in a hole.

[Amy]

What hole?

[Bobby Bones]

I'd find a hole. Because where everybody's gonna look, they're gonna go to all the common places. They're gonna look in the backyards, but they're not gonna look in like a random hole in a field. No, they won't. How are you going to find me in a random hole in the field?

[Eddie]

And then with a heating detector or whatever. Like, they see your. Your body heat under a hole. There he is.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, I'm in a hole. You're not seeing that.

[Amy]

Your big plan is to bicycle to a hole.

[Eddie]

And then where are you going to put the bike? Under some leaves in a different hole. Okay. That's a fun game though. That'd be a fun game. Yeah, but there has to be stakes like that to kill you if they find you.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't like that. I think it's like a money thing. You just win money or something.

[Eddie]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But, yeah, I'm pretty convinced that I could hide for 48 hours. A 38 year old man in Japan was arrested for fraud after he exploited a food delivery apps loophole to illegally receive over 1000 deliveries without paying for them. Wow, that's cool, man. You know when you find this the first time, you're like, did this just work? Hmm. Let me try it again. Oh, my God. It's like when someone finds like an ATM and they found like some way to get the money to come out and it doesn't come out of their account. Like, is this serious? Okay, I'll go back and do it again. And then after like 200, you're like, this is how life is now.

[Eddie]

I go, they'll never catch me.

[Bobby Bones]

This guy was using fake accounts with prepaid cars and false names and Fake addresses. And he ordered food. Contactless delivery where you just drop it off and then claimed the items never came. Got his full refund.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

His actions caused about $24,000 in what they call damages. See, I wouldn't be good at that because I know I'm gonna get caught at some point. I'm just scared of getting caught.

[Eddie]

You think there should be, like, a grace warning for these. For these criminals? Like, say, like, this guy, like, they know he's doing it after, like, two times. You think there should be, like, cop goes up to you, be like, hey, man, we know what you're doing. Like, here's your chance to stop and you won't go to jail. Or like, the way they do it now is they let him do it a thousand times, they watch him, and then they just bust him and he goes to jail.

[Bobby Bones]

I think when they are letting him do it a thousand times, they're probably gathering enough evidence to securely arrest them. Yeah, I don't think you should just go, hey, we're noticing you're doing this. Stop. Because that would give everyone the opportunity to start doing it until grace.

[Eddie]

Grace period.

[Bobby Bones]

I think everybody would then take the grace period, or most people would take the. So that was one. A lot of times there'd be a lot of illegal activity happening. Everybody just trying to get a one off.

[Eddie]

That's true. Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think that's kind of it. What'd you do this weekend?

[Amy]

I had a mammogram on Friday. So that's kicked off my weekend, which was good to get that done with because I had had to delay my appointment a couple of times. And I went to a new place, though, because my other place. That was what happened when I first laid my appointment. I went and I got all undressed, and I was there and ready to go. And then they came in. They're like, oh, we don't take your insurance anymore. And I was like, oh, okay. So then I had to go find a new place. And I don't know the new place. I haven't decided yet if I trust what happened. You know, where our insurance switch to. I'm like, are they doing this right?

[Bobby Bones]

Or they just, like, filling you up and licking your lips like, no.

[Amy]

It just seemed very different than the other place I went. I mean, all. I'm sure it's good. But then when I was done, I was like, okay, I'm done. I guess y' all just call me. They're like, yeah, you're good. Just leave. And so now I'm like, waiting for my results. So that kicked off my weekend, and then other than that, it was just like, a really good, chill weekend. I got my son back, but he ran in a race.

[Bobby Bones]

It's almost like you saved him. When actually, he was just at his dad.

[Amy]

Yeah. So we swapped.

[Eddie]

It did sound like that.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, we swap our kids Friday to Friday, and. But he had a race, so we ended up. I was supposed to get him back Friday, but then Ben was like, I'm just gonna keep him. Cause he. Ben took him to a race in Knoxville on Saturday just to run against, like, other kids in the state. And I thought that was really cool of him. I'm like, this is how you spend your weekends. Like, just for fun, sign up for some race. But some other kids from the school were doing it, so I don't know. I'm just really proud of him.

[Eddie]

He loves it.

[Amy]

He loves it. He loves it. It's great. He's thinking about quit. He told me, though, that he wanted to quit because maybe he wants to give wrestling a try. And I'm like, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, why hasn't he seen Hulk Hogan?

[Eddie]

Sting, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he really.

[Eddie]

The Rock.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

John Cena.

[Bobby Bones]

Stone cold Steve Austin. Guys, can you do both?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

No. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

We need to focus on academics, and we need to focus on one sport. And if we're picking a sport, we're gonna. This is the one we're excelling at. Why would we go to something totally new? I don't know. I'm here for advice. Like, correct me if I'm wrong, but I just feel like it's a hard no.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't think you can be wrong, because I think this is all judgment based. This is all parent judgment based. There's no wrong answer to this. First of all.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, he obviously likes running. He just went to run a race for fun on Saturday.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, and you're saying he can't do both? Is it because the seasons are at the same time?

[Amy]

I don't even know. I just think, like, we focus on one thing because we have to put a strong emphasis on academics. We just have to, like, we're at that point where it's like, we. We can pick one activity. It's cross country and then track, because those are at two different times of the year. So you always have something going on. And then we focus everything else on school because that we have to.

[Bobby Bones]

What if he could focus on school and keep at a certain level, but you let him try the other one as well? You don't trust him.

[Amy]

I don't think we have time for that. Also, like, rolling around for dirty.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I just.

[Eddie]

Staph infection.

[Amy]

It's just like, not Superfly.

[Bobby Bones]

Jimmy Snuka.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Coco. Beware.

[Amy]

I'm open.

[Eddie]

The Road Warriors.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you get attacked me partner. That way you only let us do half the work.

[Amy]

I'm okay. I'm open to discussion, but I just don't see it being an option. And he only wants to do it because one of his other friends is doing it. And I. I just feel like it's a. It's a no for me, dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Why not let him go to, like, some classes? Like.

[Amy]

Yeah, I told him, like, maybe once every couple of Saturdays he could go to Jiu Jitsu again or something.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Was he. Is he still doing that?

[Bobby Bones]

But that. That is my thought as to why he wants to wrestle.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because he already has a bit of a background in a very similar. Yeah, I mean, Jiu Jitsu's on the. A lot on the ground. Exactly.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. I think that that's. It could be our compromise. I don't want to be. I'm just tell. I'm being vulnerable and telling you my initial is no, but I'm not that type of a parent. I'm. He can choose, obviously. But I've also. This is.

[Eddie]

You did make it seem like it was a no.

[Amy]

It is a no.

[Bobby Bones]

You said hard no. Actually, I believe you said hard no.

[Amy]

I know, but I'm also letting you know, like, that's my initial reaction, but then I have to be reasonable. And then also, this is my first time as a parent experiencing your kid being really good, and I'm like, you're going to take that away from me?

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. Oh.

[Eddie]

Now it's about you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's scary because this is about you also.

[Amy]

Listeners need to know. I'm kind of joking, but it is a cool feeling. It is a cool feeling. Yeah, I know. Like, my boyfriend's kids are really good at sports. I'm like, this is awesome.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I'm like, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's his friend? Is it, like, one of his friends, or is it one of your boyfriend's kids?

[Amy]

No, it's one of his friends. Like, one of his friends from school.

[Bobby Bones]

Can he not. Again, can he not just go and wrestle a few times? Is there not, like, a coach or something that you can let him see if it sucks or not?

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know how to look into it. I just am trying not to entertain it, but he's brought it up multiple times, and I just keep shutting it down. But then I'm like, I'm shutting down his dreams. Like, what if this is all he wants to do, you know, And I'm. I'm not forcing him to run, but he obviously likes it, and he's obviously good at it, so, like, why would you give up on something that you. Your high school career? Like, you could have some.

[Bobby Bones]

But does he plan to do out of high school? Does he want to run out of high school? I mean, obviously, he's got.

[Amy]

He does talk about it. Yes, he does talk about it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's still young, though, to do both. As long as he can keep a standard academically, I think you can let him do both, but he has to keep the standard. The first thing he drops is wrestling. I think that's a fine rule to set.

[Amy]

So that's just, like, another activity for.

[Eddie]

You to take them to. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Only half the time, though.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Amy]

We still try to show up, even if it's not our. The only reason why I didn't go to Knoxville at first, Ben was like, hey, do you. Do you think you want to come with us? Because I know it's your weekend. And then I was like, oh, I've been trying to get over this cold, so I guess probably not. And Ben was. Ben's a pilot, so he flew him down there real quick.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you do your arms like someone's driving an Indy car when you talk about a pilot?

[Amy]

Well, I know. And in order for him to maintain some stuff he's doing and flying, he has to fly once a month. So he's like, I'll just make this my flight for the month. Like, it's. And it's sort of like I was being invited, but it's a small plane, and so it would be quick down and back. So then I started feeling guilty, like, I should go, but then I needed to recover, and so I said, no, I think I'm gonna hang back. And then Vince sent me a note that said, yeah, I was thinking we probably shouldn't travel together. It could send the wrong message. And I was like, wait, why? But you just invited me to go. But I think he was just being nice. And then once I said I wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

He invited you with the idea that you would say no.

[Amy]

I mean, maybe. Or after we took that trip, he might have a conversation. And I was like, I Don't really know that that sends the wrong message.

[Eddie]

To who?

[Amy]

The kids?

[Eddie]

I thought it was maybe the.

[Amy]

No, no, no. Not to people, just the kids. Like, them seeing mom and dad taking this, like, road trip together. Like, maybe they get, oh, what's gonna happen here?

[Bobby Bones]

But they're older now. Do you think they still think that I could understand if they were nine?

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. Trust me, I know. I had to make sure that my response wasn't defensive because I get defensive so easily. I'm trying to work on it. I'm always on my heels and I'm like, gotta get on my toes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And something. Something in me, I've really gotten better at it because I'm. But I had to pause and be like, don't assume that he meant the worst with that comment. He probably genuinely is coming from a place of, like. I don't want to confuse the kids, but, like, well, we both have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. But I guess there's always. Maybe it was to them, I think that, like. Because even when my parents got divorced, I think I always hoped they got back together. It's just like a hope you always have. And so I think maybe that's where that's coming from, is just. Even though my dad was even with somebody else and that you just still.

[Bobby Bones]

Have this, like, oh, what if, like, Ms. Doubtfire.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, hello.

[Eddie]

Hello.

[Amy]

Anyway, how was your weekend?

[Eddie]

Oh, don't ask him that.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's fine. We went on, besides the losses, Friday after the show, we flew to Fayetteville and went to the Arkansas Cincinnati basketball game. And it was an exhibition, so it's a full game. Like, they played real refs. Everything was real, except it doesn't count and all the money goes to charity. And so I went to that game.

[Eddie]

And we won courtside, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That looked cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was good. Dj well, and we were a little late going in, but DJ Gasso is like the head assistant head coach of Arkansas softball. So his practice didn't end until like, 7:30 and the game started at 7:15. So I went and we walked over from his practice and so went to that. We won, but again, it didn't matter. So it was just kind of like. Just kind of like being there. It was fine. Then went to the football game, got run the next day. It was pretty terrible. That's bad.

[Eddie]

How's the weather?

[Bobby Bones]

Terrible. At the football game, it rained the whole time, but we were inside, so it was good. We were in a suite, so it was good. But we lost. And we didn't lose till the end. We had the game the whole time. We won that game till the end. Yeah, till the end. The part that counted. But we're looking. We'll looking for a new coach now.

[Amy]

So I thought that getting the old coach back was supposed to help.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think everybody did. I think he probably could have been the head coach had he won this week. I think now that ship has sailed. Petrino.

[Amy]

Mm.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Bobby. Yeah. And people have all these shirts on. They're like, bobby's back. And I'm like, I am. I'm back.

[Amy]

What's up?

[Eddie]

Is you back in town?

[Bobby Bones]

It's for Bobby Petrino. Yeah, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Your weekend, man. You know what I did? You know those jerseys that you gave my boys, like Dak Prescott, Michael Parsons or whatever? They had them up on their wall, but they just kind of pinned them up.

[Bobby Bones]

Signed?

[Eddie]

Yeah, signed autograph. Cowboys jerseys were really cool. There's, like, five of them. And then my wife was like, let's do it, right? And she ordered these cases for him. And it looks like Dave and Buster's, you know, like, where they have, like, the cool jerseys up there. But now I had to put them up, and I'm like, there's a lot of work, dude. We did. And it was Sunday, too, so there was football. And my wife said, will you put these up? And it was those cases where, like, you had to put two screws instead of one and you hang it in the middle, you know, so the two screws. The two screws have to be perfectly balanced and aligned. And if they're not, you got to redo it.

[Amy]

Do they have hooks?

[Eddie]

No. You had to put, like. You had to find the studs on the wall. It was a whole operation. Did you get them all up after, like, three hours. So I missed a lot of football doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry, man.

[Eddie]

And I was kind of in a bad mood doing it.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's hard to line that up.

[Eddie]

It's really hard. And it was five of them, you know, like five along the wall. And she's like, oh, they wouldn't need to be perfectly spaced. And I'm like, can we just hire someone to do this? And then she's like, yeah, I will. But then the kids are all looking at me like, dad's going to hire someone. So I was like, now I'll do it, dad. Dad of the house. Man of the house. I'll put them on myself. And so it just. I don't know. They look great, though. They look really good. But it was A lot of work.

[Bobby Bones]

All level.

[Eddie]

All level, man. I'll send you a picture. Look cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Scuba, where's Lunchbox? He had to leave. Where did he go?

[Eddie]

He is traveling to San Antonio for that big UTSA thing he does. He's doing. He's speaking there. What?

[Bobby Bones]

Guys been on vacation like, five days out of the last six.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they had a lineup.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Price is right now this.

[Bobby Bones]

What are you saying?

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

You said what?

[Eddie]

I didn't say anything.

[Amy]

Wait, Scoop is acting like we know what this is.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. I don't know what he's talking about.

[Amy]

This big UTSA thing that he always does.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't know really either.

[Eddie]

I'm not really quite sure. It was a request from the affiliate and we were. We okayed it, so he's going to be there.

[Amy]

Oh, so it's fork.

[Eddie]

It's fork. Hx into it with us tomorrow from the San Antonio studio. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What is that, buddy? When does he speak?

[Eddie]

I believe it's a daily.

[Bobby Bones]

What's he speaking about?

[Eddie]

How to finish school.

[Bobby Bones]

That is not something. Just.

[Eddie]

No chance. Let me see real quick. Hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

So he's going down to do some, like, affiliate thing?

[Eddie]

Yes. Yeah, it's. Affiliate thing is part of it. I think that's the most important part on my thing would be the affiliate relations. But the UTSA was the request from.

[Bobby Bones]

Utsa, was it through him or did they come to you?

[Eddie]

They came to me asking if he would do it, and then we did. Yeah, we put it all together for him.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. So it's not personal.

[Eddie]

Okay, That's. Yeah, yeah. This isn't like a trip or anything. His wife.

[Bobby Bones]

I just wonder what he speaks about.

[Eddie]

Right? I mean. Oh, and does UTSA know that he didn't finish school, surely? Oh, Turnpike Troubadours are performing. So it's like a big thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so he's probably just interested in the band then.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So here we go. Monday.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so it's just a station thing. Okay, got it. He's hosting a music thing.

[Eddie]

It's a fundraiser at uts PSA Athletics and Lunchbox is the host. Turnpike Troubadours are performing.

[Bobby Bones]

You made it sound like he's speaking at some, like, academic, like, mid year graduation. And we're all like, what? What's he speaking?

[Eddie]

It's been a long weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on stage. He's hyping the crowd.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, he's a hype guy.

[Eddie]

He can do that.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's one thing he can do totally. Who's here and ready to have some fun?

[Eddie]

Louder. Can't hear you.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not starting till you yell. Okay. Yeah. Turnpike troubadours in concert to benefit UTSA Athletics.

[Eddie]

That sounds fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Is he in the press release? The concert will be hosted by Lunchbox at the Bobby Bones Show.

[Eddie]

Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

Really made it. So it's a concert. He's hosting a concert.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Booked us so long ago that I forgot myself. We got there eventually.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

All right, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's, let's, let's break.

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Podcast Narrator]

The new podcast Hell in Heaven, two young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one will end up dead, the other tried for murder. Not once.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Podcast Narrator]

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[Bobby Bones]

They lose it.

[Caller Kevin]

They actually lose it.

[Bobby Bones]

They sort of went nuts.

[Podcast Narrator]

Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

CPI tries to measure out of pocket costs that consumers are paying for things.

[Eddie]

Whereas the PCE index that the Fed.

[Bobby Bones]

Targets is a little bit broader of a measure.

[Amy]

Listen to the Big Take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Sophia]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader?

[Sophia]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary Story week on the OK Storytime podcast, so you'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor's been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they may be part of a cult.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold up, Sophia. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue.

[Sophia]

But according to this person, contractors are tearing down the patio to find out what's going on with her ceiling and her neighbors are not happy.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, she needs to report them asap.

[Sophia]

She did, and now they've been confronting her in really creepy ways all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

So do we find out if this person survives their neighborhood cult or not?

[Sophia]

To hear the explosive finale, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby Bones Show Want to go over to Maria who is listening to the show in Colorado Springs? Hey Maria, you're on.

[Caller Maria]

Hello, I'm. Hi studio. Good morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Good morning.

[Caller Maria]

I just have a. I have concern for Eddie and Lunchbox and their stomach issues because my husband had the same kind of issue but his got so bad he had to go to the emergency room and he almost died. But what it is is it's, it's called diverticulitis and it's these pockets in your intestine that usually develop in. Later in life. Right. We're all in our 40s, too, or in our mid-40s. And you usually don't discover it until you go have a colonoscopy. Well, the reason why I was concerned for Eddie is because he said popcorn. And popcorn can get. Get stuck in. Into it, and that can cause a flare up. What happened with my husband, which eventually could happen to these guys, is my husband got a laceration, and if he hadn't went to the emergency room, he would have died. The emergency tech said that if he hadn't made it, he would have went to sleep and never woke up.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Caller Maria]

And so that's. I'm just calling for concern for you guys. And you definitely should go check it out. And they would dismiss Lunchbox because it doesn't normally happen until you're older, retinal, and you have to get a colonoscopy to look for it.

[Bobby Bones]

I've had one of those. Ain't fun.

[Eddie]

I haven't had that.

[Amy]

Yeah, you haven't had a colonoscopy.

[Eddie]

No, no, I should.

[Bobby Bones]

All the cool kids do. We do Friday. I mean, have a party.

[Amy]

Yeah, you need to go shows up.

[Bobby Bones]

Bunch of tubes.

[Eddie]

Hey, what's that? Like, really?

[Amy]

It's horrible, but you're passed out during it. But the prep for it is horrible. And then you just wake up and you're like, oh, you're done. And it's weird because you're like, y' all were just looking in my butt.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you.

[Eddie]

I mean, do you feel afterwards I didn't wake up?

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like it was a horrible.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

No, no, no. The prep for it is horrible because.

[Eddie]

The thought of it sounds horrible, but you're passed out.

[Amy]

You're fine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just annoying to have to go do.

[Eddie]

Yeah. How long does that take? Two hours.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I asked to be awake on mine.

[Amy]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I did. I asked to be awake, and I. Well, I just. I like to feel so Was just like, I want to be awake and.

[Eddie]

Dude, don't say that out loud.

[Amy]

You can't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Maria, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that.

[Caller Maria]

No problem. And lunchbox. I'm 44. I just finished my degree last week. I get my degree in December. I graduate in December. Go back and get your degree, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

He won't do it. He won't do it. He will not do it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no way. He was not gonna do it, but.

[Amy]

Thought I would inspire him.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's inspireless. He's inspireless. Thank you, Maria. Hope you have a great day.

[Caller Maria]

You, too. Thank you.

[Eddie]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go to Kevin, who is listening in Kentucky. Kevin, you're on.

[Caller Kevin]

What's up, Bobby Bones? Good morning, studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning.

[Caller Kevin]

Man, that is coolest thing. I've been trying to call you guys for such a long time. I had a couple things for you, Bobby. All right, you. I feel your pain. I root for the Razorbacks just about every time I can because I'm a Kentucky Wildcats fan. And we are literally the punching bags of the sec. I feel you, so. But we do have basketball to look forward to, so.

[Bobby Bones]

We do. But here's the thing. I kind of feel like you guys are a little more of a punching bag football than we are. I don't want to jump in and say that, but I feel like you guys are the real punching bag. We're like the warm up punching bag right now, you know, like, we've had success, but it's, you know, I hear you, Kevin. We're basketball schools right now, but we.

[Caller Kevin]

That's for sure. We've had, like, two good seasons since I've ever been able to watch college football. So it's good. We admit to it. It's. It's. It's once in a blue moon, But. But another thing, kids, I've got five. Eddie, I got you beat, buddy.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Caller Kevin]

My last set was twins, and that was an interesting infant stage, but, man, jump in there and do all you can. I was a diaper. I was amazing with diapers. I could change the diaper in, like, five seconds flat. It was ridiculous.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I plan. I plan to be bad at it.

[Eddie]

You be bad at it.

[Bobby Bones]

I plan to be bad at it. Like, I can't quite get the tape to work. Right, Right. I'm already working on strategies that I can't. Oh, it won't stay on.

[Eddie]

Put it on backwards.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you put it on the head. Right.

[Amy]

That's. That's. Haven't we gone over this? That's like.

[Eddie]

We have gone over it.

[Amy]

Weaponized incompetence.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Y' all gotta cut that out.

[Eddie]

Weapons.

[Amy]

So we just have to step up and do everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Kevin, appreciate that, man.

[Caller Kevin]

It could be a great experience, and I think you're gonna do great.

[Eddie]

Thanks, man.

[Caller Kevin]

Lucky you. I was 23 when my first one was born, so. And I'm 50 now, so, yeah, definitely it's an experience.

[Bobby Bones]

When were your last ones born?

[Caller Kevin]

They will be 14.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Caller Kevin]

So I was 36.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it, got it. All right.

[Caller Kevin]

Well, I hope you have a spread around.

[Eddie]

Oh, go ahead.

[Caller Kevin]

They spread around. I had a. I had a couple baby mamas before I got married.

[Eddie]

Oh, here we go. How you do it?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's. No, no, it's. It'. It's a way to do it, but I don't know if it's how you do it. All right, Kevin, have a great day, buddy.

[Caller Kevin]

Thanks a lot, guys. I appreciate it.

[Bobby Bones]

See you later. Here's the difference, though, and I maybe didn't want to say that with him. You can't be a Kentucky football fan and compare yourself to Arkansas football. We've had success.

[Amy]

Oh, they've never had it.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really, no. So it's just different. Let's go over to Steve in Virginia, who's on the phone. Hey, Steve. What's up, buddy?

[Caller Kevin]

Hey, Bobby, how you doing? Good morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning. What's going on?

[Caller Kevin]

Am I on the air?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're on with me. What's going on?

[Caller Kevin]

Okay. Hey, I was calling about last Friday. You guys talked about that feeling good story about that dog that smelled the kids diabetes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, sir.

[Caller Kevin]

And you were wondering how they trained them. Yes, I trained dogs and I didn't know if you wanted to know how they trained dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, how do they train them?

[Caller Kevin]

So what I would do is I would give. If you had diabetes, I would give you a bunch of gauze. And every time, you would always wear gauze, a piece of gauze in your body, on your body, touching your body. And then you would take that gauze and put it. What I would do is you would take that gauze and put it in a Ziploc baggie. And then when you had an episode or you were low, low on sugar, you would take that clause and put it in a separate baggie and you get 10, 20 of those different scents. Because every time you do something, your body gives out certain pheromones. So low sugar, cancer. Strokes. Before you have a stroke, before you have epileptic seizure. Oh, sorry. Before you have an epileptic seizure, your body's always giving out different hormones and different pheromones. So the dogs can tell which one's which and they can tell which one's different. And you train them, you give them scent boxes, and you put each smell in there. And then as the dog goes along, you know where the scent is that's different. And when he's. When they alert to that different scent, that's when you reward them.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Caller Kevin]

And you just do that over and over and over and over again.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think the thing that's hard to comprehend is the sensitivity of an animal's smell or their just their senses and their ability.

[Amy]

Like, I wonder if like you start training a dog and then halfway you realize like, well, this is a dud. Yeah, probably like, they're just not good.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear that's what it's like with kids. You have one halfway through, you're like, it's a dud.

[Eddie]

Find out.

[Amy]

No, but I mean when it comes.

[Bobby Bones]

To like, I still love it, but.

[Amy]

Saving someone's life, you might have to be like, yeah, we're gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

I think they're like police dogs though. They don't make the. Don't make the cut. So. So yeah. Racing dogs.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think. I would think the answer is yes. I prefer not to use the word dud, but yes.

[Amy]

Well, you know, you just can't. Like, we'll hope for the best because someone's life is depending on it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What are you going to say?

[Eddie]

You think dogs like have like a Covid where they lose? Like some dogs just don't have.

[Bobby Bones]

We would have no idea because that's.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's their identity.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there are, well, there are dogs that are born deaf. So I would assure, I would assume there are some that are born in that other senses as well. I mean, it's just.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Or as Amy would call it, a dud. Okay, we're done today. Thank you guys for hanging out with us on the podcast. Don't forget you can go over and you know we've got a myriad of podcasts. We're Gonna have a 25 whistles episode up today. Our sports show that we do, just go over to 25 whistles or just the Bobby Bones show feed as well. We will see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. Goodbye everybody.

[Caller Kevin]

Bobby Bone Show.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Established pros and the stars on the come up.

[Bobby Bones]

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Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it.

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[Podcast Narrator]

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[Sophia]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait a minute, Sophia, how do you know she's a cult leader?

[Sophia]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm Not Afraid of a scary Story week on the OK Storytime Podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual?

[Sophia]

No clue, Dakota, find out how it ends. Listen to the okay Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.