MON PT 2: Crazy Plane Stories + Why Does Amy Need To Miss Work? + Did Eddie Lie About Cleaning Lady Money Total?!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – "MON PT 2: Crazy Plane Stories + Why Does Amy Need To Miss Work? + Did Eddie Lie About Cleaning Lady Money Total?!"

Date: May 4, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan, TJ, Abby

Episode Overview

This episode dives into a range of wild airline stories following news about Spirit Airlines shutting down. The crew also debates Amy's work/life dilemmas, investigates a possible discrepancy in Eddie's cleaning lady fund, and shares headlines both bizarre and entertaining. Listeners get a balance of fun banter, listener voicemails, and real-life workplace and parenting challenges.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spirit Airlines Shuts Down – Chaos Ensues

[02:14 – 14:48]

• Spirit Airlines Closure Impact:
  • Bobby shares how Spirit Airlines abruptly shut down, leaving travelers stranded and forcing them to pay for new tickets out-of-pocket, with no refunds or vouchers.
  • "If you had a Spirit flight, you didn’t get to go home, you didn’t get a refund. They're not even a business anymore." – Bobby [03:22]
  • Lunchbox recalls his experience: "They charge you for everything, even including if you want to bring shoes on the plane. But the flights were dirt cheap!" [04:00]
• Spirit's Reputation:
  • TJ (a former Spirit employee) calls in to defend the airline:
    • “We did not charge for cups of water. We charged for bottles of water. ... Our flight attendants and pilots were the safest, most experienced.” [08:03]
    • Emphasizes strong training and safety record: "Every plane they took off landed safely." [08:56]
  • Spirit’s reputation suffers from rowdy passengers and the “low-cost” experience, not safety.
• Hidden Costs Debate:
  • Crew discusses whether Spirit’s added fees ultimately equal regular ticket prices.
  • Most agree Spirit usually remained cheaper unless passengers added all the extras.
• Notable Quote:
  • “You can really boil it down and make people pay, like, how much they weigh, because using more gas..." – Bobby, jokingly exploring extreme a-la-carte ideas. [11:27]

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2. Plane Passenger Meltdowns & Airline Fails

[04:51 – 07:48]

• Delta Flight Drama:
  • Amy recounts a passenger arrested for refusing to hang up her phone, causing the plane to turn back.
    • "Delta has a zero tolerance policy for any shenanigans. So hang up the phone." – Amy [06:28]
  • Bobby dreams up a new airline slogan: “No shenanigans!” [06:46]
  • They debate whether refusing to turn off a phone is arrest-worthy.
• Weather Delay Madness:
  • Another story: A frustrated passenger tries to open the plane’s door during a long weather delay, causes panic, and faces federal charges.

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3. Listener Interaction & Voicemails

[15:38 – 16:45]

• Listener supports Amy’s paranoia about barns in the countryside, validating her after previous show discussions about “creepy houses.”
• A nursing school graduate updates Bobby on her journey, referencing a note he gave her at one of his comedy shows.
  • “I’m about to graduate. I’m graduating with a 4.0 and I’m going to be a nurse in Tulsa. I wanted to let him know since that was the last thing I did before I started school.” – Hannah [16:01]

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4. Kentucky Derby, Betting, and the Role of Psychics

[16:45 – 19:53]

• Amy failed to pick the Kentucky Derby winner using her “psychic” intuition.
• The winner, Golden Tempo, was trained by the first-ever female trainer to win the Derby.
• Crew marvels at the horse's come-from-behind victory and debates whether horse racing is a true sport since it’s the animal, not the human, who technically “wins.”

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5. Fun with Headlines & Viral News

[25:24 – 29:58]

• Bread Truck Hit by Plane:
  • Amy tells the story of a delivery truck whose roof was sheared by a landing plane’s wheel—driver was hospitalized but survived.
    • “Guy smushed bread, but not smushed human.” – Amy, struggling for a catchy headline [27:36]
  • Crew riffs on bread puns for a headline:
    • “Loaf flying plane hits bread truck.” – Eddie [29:32]
    • “Crummy day for driver.” – Bobby [34:05]
• Thermos Recall:
  • 8.2 million Thermos jars recalled after 27 incidents of the stopper “forcefully ejecting onto their face," leading to three cases of permanent vision loss.
    • “That’s how you lose your vision. …a thermos exploded to hit you in the eye.” – Bobby [28:53]

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6. Pop Culture & Personal Updates

[21:34 – 24:47]

• Morgan Wallen’s Vegas Walkout Fails:
  • Failed celebrity walkouts at a Morgan Wallen concert in Vegas spark speculation on who declined the invite.
• Shannon Elizabeth’s OnlyFans Payday:
  • Lunchbox reports the “American Pie” star made $1 million in her first week on OnlyFans.
  • Amy ponders if the gig is just "easy money," wondering if “feet pics” are truly lucrative.
• Amy’s Handling of Snacks:
  • Amy saves Bobby’s shorts and all the green room snacks after the I Heart Festival.
  • “You're gonna leave your shorts? That's crazy.” – Amy [41:32]

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7. Work/Life Balance: Amy’s Attendance Dilemma

[38:08 – 39:55]

• Amy debates skipping work to watch her son at the State track meet, unsure how to balance the special moment with work obligations.
  • “He texted me last night... ‘Are you going to be able to come to my race?’” – Amy [39:00]
  • Team considers a “show trip” to support Amy's son at the meet.

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8. Did Eddie Lie About Cleaning Lady Money?

[34:48 – 37:20]

• Abby confronts Eddie about discrepancies in the amount collected and given to a cleaning lady in need.
  • “It just didn’t really like, add up—the amounts that you were saying and the number of people.” – Abby [34:59]
  • Eddie insists, “I did not pocket any money.” [35:12]
  • Bobby jokes about Eddie acting like a GoFundMe “taking a cut.” The team ultimately chalks it up to confusion, with no wrongdoing found.

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9. Random Headlines & Odd Curiosities

[45:27 – 48:17]

• A seventh grader watched 13,000 YouTube videos in three months during school hours.
• Japanese idol lets fans smell her armpits after shows—a cultural curiosity sparks awkward debate.
• Kentucky Derby’s $5,000 mint julep: collectible cups, lavish spending, and the allure of exclusivity.

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10. Workplace Hypotheticals: Would You Quit If You Won the Lottery?

[49:43 – 54:33]

• What would you do if you won a million dollars?
  • Lunchbox: “If I won 3 million, I’d probably just quit for good…That’s a million and a half after taxes.”
  • Bobby discusses how most millionaires keep working because it’s not strictly about the money.

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11. Gender Roles and Stay-At-Home Parenting

[54:33 – 57:58]

• Eddie and Bobby discuss hypotheticals about becoming a stay-at-home dad.
  • “My wife said, if I ever get a job where you can just cook and take care of the house, we could switch roles.” – Eddie [53:11]
  • Amy pushes back on Eddie referring to his wife's work as a “little job,” highlighting how women are often conditioned to minimize their labor.

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12. Philosophical Debates: Time, Retirement & Regret

[58:00 – END]

• Bobby asks: Would you skip ahead to age 80 or 75 if you could retire now?
  • “Do I want to spend the rest of my 9,081 days, like, working? Or do we live life, man, just enjoy every day?” – Eddie [59:19]
  • The team reflects on mortality, work, and what it means to "enjoy life" as the show closes.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “No shenanigans!” – Bobby, on what airlines should adopt as a zero-tolerance slogan [06:46]
• “We did not charge for cups of water. …Our flight attendants and pilots were the safest.” – TJ (Spirit Airlines former employee) [08:03]
• “Crummy day for driver. Plane hits truck.” – Bobby, on the bread truck airplane accident [34:05]
• “If I won 3 million, I’d be gone—right, because that’s a million and a half. I’d be a millionaire.” – Lunchbox, on lottery dreams [51:47]
• “My wife hates the term Mr. Mom. Hates it. I say it just to drive her crazy.” – Bobby [53:52]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Spirit Airlines closure stories: 02:54–14:48
• Delta/Plane meltdown, in-flight drama: 04:51–07:48
• Spirit Employee TJ call-in: 07:58–14:48
• Listener voicemails: 15:38–16:45
• Kentucky Derby psychic picks & results: 16:45–19:53
• Bread truck plane accident & headline puns: 25:24–29:58
• Shannon Elizabeth OnlyFans & “feet pics” debate: 22:37–24:47
• Amy’s son’s track meet – missing work debate: 38:08–39:55
• Eddie cleaning lady money math: 34:48–37:20
• Super YouTuber seventh-grader: 45:27–45:58
• Japanese armpit idol headline: 46:24–47:26
• Lottery talk – Would you quit?: 49:43–54:33
• Gender roles, stay-at-home parent talk: 54:33–57:58
• Mortality & retirement musings: 58:00–END

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Tone & Style

Conversational, irreverent, and humorous—a mix of playful teasing, honest sharing, and quirky headlines. The cast is self-deprecating and relatable, with plenty of jokes, puns, and digressions alongside more sincere moments.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a classic Bobby Bones Show blend: comical takes on current events and pop culture; real talk about work, family, and friendship; and listener interaction. From defending unfair airline reputations to confronting unintentional slighting of working women, the team keeps things moving, funny, and unfiltered.

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Note: All times in MM:SS format, as requested.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby]

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[Amy]

Yeah. Which is crazy.

[Bobby]

So people got stranded. So basically, most airlines are in the red. Like JetBlue's in the. In the red. Spirit was struggling big time, but they couldn't keep up because gas prices are so high. It was like an extra $300 million that they didn't have budgeted in because gas prices are so high. So for everybody, that's why the price of everything is going up. Because not only we got to pay more for gas, but things being delivered to us, things being flown to US trucks, 18 wheelers driving through the country cost more gas. Everything's more expensive because gas is so high. So Spirit goes down. And then I was reading about one woman, they got to Orlando, and she was like, we got to come up with 1300 bucks just to get home because I had a Spirit flight. And you don't get a refund. They're not even a business anymore because

[Amy]

they don't have to pay everybody back. There's no vouchers, no nothing.

[Bobby]

No.

[Eddie]

It's like you just show up to the door and it says closed.

[Amy]

Like if you. Even if you had an appointment.

[Bobby]

So even if you had a gift card that you bought to the place and you show up. Nope, nothing. So that's bad news. I'd never flown Spirit, you guys.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Good airline, man. It was awesome.

[Amy]

Maybe once.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, small seats. The tray tables were usually small. They charge you for everything, even including if you want to bring shoes on the plane. They charge you. But the flights were dirt cheap, and it was great. You want a cup of water? That's going to be a charge.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they got to charge you for water.

[Lunchbox]

They're going to charge you for water.

[Bobby]

But what if you're just dying at thirst? What if you're dehydrated?

[Eddie]

Sorry.

[Lunchbox]

That's going to go. Yep. But, man, the flights were like $85.

[Eddie]

That's pretty amazing.

[Amy]

You can only take or one way.

[Bobby]

It's like a nickel to get on.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you go 85 bucks for round trip.

[Eddie]

I got one for 40 bucks, like, one way.

[Bobby]

See, that doesn't feel good to me. That's such a steal.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because I wonder. It's like, you know, the.

[Bobby]

Are they even real pilots?

[Amy]

Are they just like. Yeah, it's like. I mean, you got to start somewhere.

[Bobby]

But I don't want to be on a flight where they're starting somewhere.

[Amy]

Yes. Because, like, did they apply to other airlines?

[Bobby]

And a passenger on a Delta flight tried to open the plane's door after getting angry about its delayed departure.

[Amy]

Why. Why was it. Was this delayed? Because the Delta person on the cell phone, they wouldn't hang up.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

Okay, so there was a Delta flight, which I thought, that's what you're going to talk about, where they had to turn around and go back to the gate and get a girl off the flight that wouldn't hang up her phone before takeoff.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, this is weather. I didn't know that story. They should.

[Amy]

And so then I thought, oh, did. Did someone get mad and try to

[Bobby]

open the door, try to throw her out the door? That I would actually understand. I feel like. No.

[Amy]

I was thinking, like, I would be like, take her phone and throw it. Like, just get her. That'll get her off the phone.

[Bobby]

Was it a. Okay, was it a call where she was, like, saving someone's life or the secret code or last word to her grandma or something?

[Amy]

I mean, I don't think so. I think you say you come up with your last words and you're like, hey, planes about to take off. Like, I gotta go. Like, if you're a sane person, they're

[Bobby]

telling me to get off. Here's a Delta flight delayed and passenger arrested after a woman refused to hang up on the phone before takeoff from Miami was delayed after a passenger refused to end a phone call. Authorities said the woman became disruptive, refused to leave the aircraft.

[Amy]

Yeah, so then I think when you refuse to leave, you're, like, charged with trespassing.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Because now you're somewhere where you're. You've been asked to leave, but that's.

[Eddie]

Refused to leave. Not refuse to get off your phone.

[Amy]

But she.

[Bobby]

But then she wouldn't get off the plane once they said, we have to kick you off the plane for not getting off your phone.

[Eddie]

That's the difference.

[Amy]

No, the difference is. Hey.

[Eddie]

But if she would have stayed on her phone, would they arrest her?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Two seconds. Hold on. I'm still on the phone.

[Bobby]

They keep trying to arrest her, and it's like, no, no, no, not even that. Hold on. This is.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And in case anybody's confused, I also saw Del, Delta has a zero tolerance policy for any shenanigans. So hang up the phone.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Because they mean business. I think they're also trying to set a precedent. It's like, we've asked you to hang up the phone. You're not hanging up your phone. And then she gets disruptive, okay? Now we need to go back to the gate, and you need to get off.

[Bobby]

I wish that were their official slogan.

[Eddie]

Bong.

[Bobby]

No shenanigans. I don't need anything else. Want to get away. I don't need that. Just boom. No shenanigans.

[Amy]

I mean, I saw her mugshot. I don't know, maybe she's just been crying. I don't know. She. I wonder if maybe she was drunk.

[Bobby]

You have to. I would think either something life threatening is happening to somebody, or you're on something, just speculating. Because you don't act like that for the sake of just acting like that. This other flight, this guy, weather was so bad, he starts demanding to get off the plane after. And I understand after hours of waiting, but you still can't do it. Like, I understand his mindset of, I just want to get off of here, but you can't elevate that to, I'm going to push the door open.

[Eddie]

So they're just sitting on the tarmac.

[Bobby]

Not only that, he grabs their phone, starts ranting on it on the. Hey, everybody here? Flotation devices.

[Amy]

Let the flight attendants talk through the

[Bobby]

landline phone, and then he starts pushing the door. Everybody starts panicking. Obviously, the slide did not deploy. The plane was returned to the gate. Security got him off and federal charges.

[Eddie]

Dong.

[Bobby]

No shenanigans. That's what I say. No more. No more getting on. No shenanigans. Bones, let's go over and talk to pj. Hey, pj, you're on the show.

[TJ]

It's TJ with, like, Terry.

[Bobby]

Oh, hey, tj, you're on the show. Sorry about that. Go ahead.

[TJ]

It's okay. So I love Rich Fox. I do. He's probably my favorite, but he was exaggerating about the whole spirit thing. I worked there for two and a half years. It was my dream job. It was amazing. At the end of 2024, I went ahead and jumped ship because they were talking about closures. And I'm the insurance carrier for my family. But anyway, we did not charge for cups of water. We charged for bottles of water. And our flight attendants and pilots were the safest in. Were the most experienced in aviation. Our training is, like, way more intense than Delta United, all those. So we were a very good company. And they flew for 35 years, and every plane they took off landed safely. There was never any kind of crash. That's cool.

[Bobby]

So why Does. Why does Spirit have the reputation that it has then?

[TJ]

Because it's low cost and sometimes you get a lot of on there that act crazy.

[Bobby]

Were there a lot of Spirit airline fights? I guess I didn't know what airline they'd fight on. I just watching the Tick tock.

[TJ]

They're huge in. Well, they were huge in Fort Lauderdale. A lot of Florida based. Because that's where they started. So.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's why. That's all she has to say. She was like, you know what, they're based in Florida. Right. Did you.

[TJ]

Did you ever listen, Pennsylvania is way worse than Florida.

[Bobby]

Oh, like.

[Amy]

Like the. The people that are boarding from Pennsylvania. Yeah, okay.

[TJ]

Yes. The attitudes.

[Bobby]

You must have just had like a rotten crop of Pennsylvanians.

[TJ]

Well, Philadelphia. So.

[Bobby]

Okay, yeah, yeah, I can understand that. Yeah. Yeah. Little rough around one city by one, she just starts insulting everybody.

[Amy]

Yeah, I get it. Like, yeah, that's the price. Then the people.

[Bobby]

Was there. Was it ever a time that you would get on, you'd buy it inexpensive ticket, but by the time you buy, everything else ended up being the same cost as like if you flew one of the major carriers.

[Lunchbox]

No, I still think it was cheaper because the bag, you know, you pay for a bag, okay. Then they pay $50, so it's only $190 for the flight. Then you buy a couple bottles of water, then it's $110. I mean, it's like, man, it's still so cheap.

[Bobby]

What do you think about that question,

[TJ]

T.J. seriously, what did he. What was this question? Sorry, I was interrupting.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. The question is, people ever get on and then buy all the little. The perks, and then it ends up being the same or more than another flight?

[TJ]

No. No way. It's because we were so low. Now people would grip about the luggage and all that, but y' all gotta understand, when you go buy a ticket for somebody else, they have everything built in. Your snack, your drinks. Spirit would do, like, charge you by what you get. So if you didn't want to carry any luggage and you just want to take a backpack or a carry, you didn't get charged. If you wanted to buy a drink or something, then, yeah, you're charged. But if not, if you don't take those options when you're flying with somebody else, then you're already charged for it. So you're paying for it no matter what on the other flight, you're not.

[Bobby]

Like, you can really boil it down and make people pay, like, how much they weigh, because using more gas like, all right, let's see. All right, let's see what your weight is.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby]

$41?

[Eddie]

Yeah. A whole physical? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Blood. If there's odds. Yeah, just the whole thing. Like, just start from zero.

[Eddie]

I remember the seats being, like, uncomfortable. Like. Like, it's almost like they took the padding out of the seats.

[Lunchbox]

And they were stiff either.

[Eddie]

Like stiff seats.

[Bobby]

And I don't remember pay for a better seat. Like a. Like when you go to a football game, you get the padded seat.

[Lunchbox]

You could pay for a bigger seat.

[Bobby]

Okay, a bigger seat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you could upgrade to a bigger seat, more room.

[Bobby]

You can do that on a normal flight, though, right? I mean, like, first class, more leg room. Does Spirit have first class at all, tj?

[TJ]

No, they only have the front. Bigger seats. But also the flight attendants were probably the best flight attendants, first of all. But we would move you if you were kind to us. And I saw that you're tall and cramped up and the seat towards the back, and I have an exit row or a big front seat open. I would move you. Now, if you're being a butthole, I won't.

[Eddie]

But, like, if you're from Florida.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Or Pennsylvania.

[TJ]

Yeah. Like some of those people.

[Amy]

Well, shoot, it sounds like had people come on, we should have been giving Spirit a chance.

[Bobby]

The best ad now is when it closes and people are like, weird.

[Amy]

Like, wait a second. Why was my flight anymore? Cuz I guess I just assumed unsafe. It's sort of like you got more skin in the game. Like, it's better. Like I'm. I pay more, so it's gonna be a better experience. It sounds like it's the same, just a little bit of a stiffer seat.

[TJ]

I'm telling you, the people that flew Spirit all the time would tell you the flight attendants are the greatest.

[Amy]

Huh. And the pilots do, apparently.

[TJ]

Oh, the pilots are unbelievable. That's. It's the nicest group of pilots, I think, that are out there.

[Bobby]

Well, there you have it.

[TJ]

The kids would. The kids would come in the cockpit.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, that's not good. Not. Not while they're flying, right?

[TJ]

Not while they're flying. Before the flight. You can't open the cockpit door while flying. But so, yeah, they were some of the best. Best people.

[Bobby]

They would lock the cockpit door. If everybody put in a quarter, you

[Eddie]

gotta pay for it.

[Bobby]

Hey, guys, you want the cockpit door locked? Like, premium safety? Put a quarter in front. TJ Were you sad when you saw that they were going out of business?

[TJ]

Oh, extremely sad. I still have friends and stuff. There, like, when you go through training, you form a bond with these people. You're four weeks, six days for four weeks trying to learn and cram all this stuff in. But listen, I can deliver a baby. I can do the Heimlich. I can do cpr, the aed. Like, I can do all that stuff. Put a fire out.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I have friends that are and have been flight attendants. And what they have told me, it's not they're getting paid for the job they're doing in the air, it's for the job they may have to do if things go wrong in the air. Like being so prepared for everything.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Well, I appreciate you calling, tj. I hope you have a great week. Thank you so much.

[TJ]

Hang on. Bobby. Bobby. Yeah, Bobby.

[Bobby]

I ain't going anywhere.

[Eddie]

I'm right.

[Bobby]

I'm right here. I'm. I'm right here.

[Hannah]

Sorry.

[TJ]

I went. I went to Luke Combs because I live in Seymour, which is right beside Knoxville. And so I went to. We went to Luke Combs Saturday night at Newland Stadium. Amazing. Like, we saw him with Jason Aldean in Nashville a few years ago. But my son. This was my 10 year old's first concert. The first time to Neyland. It was amazing.

[Bobby]

It was the video of him doing unbelievable shotgunning beers with Peyton Manning, Joey Aguilar with Alvin. Yeah.

[TJ]

Al Wilson.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And Josh was hypo.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Hypo, too. Is really. Is really.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

That's a good one. All right, tj, thank you so much.

[TJ]

Thank you all.

[Bobby]

All right, bye. Bye.

[TJ]

Bye.

[Bobby]

A couple voicemails to start us off. Raymondo. I just wanted to comment on Amy's segment about driving past houses and wondering if people being held there. I do it all the time.

[TJ]

So, Amy, you're not crazy. Creepy little barns.

[Bobby]

A lot of years of watching scary movies. But, Amy, I'm with you on this one. Thanks. Okay, because you're with her doesn't mean she's not crazy.

[Eddie]

No. Now there's two crazy.

[Bobby]

More crazy people.

[Amy]

Good to know I'm not alone.

[Bobby]

Next one, please.

[Hannah]

Hey, this is Hannah from Tulsa. I just wanted to send a little life update. Right before I started college in 2022, I went to Bobby's comedically inspirational show in Nashville, and he wrote me a note saying, good luck with the needles, because I told him I was going to nursing school. And I just wanted to update him. I'm about to graduate. I'm graduating with a 4.0 and I'm going to be a nurse in Tulsa. I wanted to let him know since that was the last thing I did before I started school. And now it's almost over. Thank you so much.

[Bobby]

Congratulations. That's awesome. Sounds like she had good luck with the needles. Yeah, probably a thing to somebody. Now they're just poking like crazy. You guys can leave us a voicemail anytime. 877-77. Bobby. Let's see. Where do we start? Your horse did not win the Kentucky Derby.

[Amy]

I know. I saw that.

[Bobby]

Sorry. A little off that day.

[Amy]

I guess so. You know. You know what? I didn't leave the room. Don't I often leave the room?

[Bobby]

Often? I don't know.

[Eddie]

So does that mean you're a fake?

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Amy]

What? What? I don't know what it means.

[Bobby]

Amy. Amy picked Chief Wallaby, but we really had to dig in.

[Amy]

Yeah, we did. I saw L in green and a J. I mean, I saw L. Was it that. Did y' all miss the interpretation?

[Bobby]

Golden Tempo, but I don't know the color it was wearing. Golden Tempo 1. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Golden.

[Amy]

Golden.

[Bobby]

That horse. You can't take every L Or.

[Amy]

Or female trainer first ever to win.

[Bobby]

I mean, did you see that horse? Did you watch the.

[Amy]

Yes. That was insane.

[Bobby]

I didn't watch it live. You watched it live?

[Amy]

No, I watched it on a clip,

[Bobby]

and the clip was so interesting because the horse was in the back and just. And I went to a lot of horse races growing up. We have a massive track in Hot Springs, Oak Lawn. To go from that far behind in that race was wild and. Yeah, first female trainer ever. And I watched the cam on her goosebumps as she was winning. It's super cool. The good thing is Golden Tempo won. The bad thing is we didn't because our psychic.

[Amy]

I know, quote, unquote. Psychic.

[Bobby]

Not psychic. Renegade. It to Ocelli at three. Chief Wallaby, our horse, at four.

[Amy]

Golly. If I had just seen the color gold, y' all would have picked this one.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But I saw green. That's it. When I was watching the clip, of course, I had goosebumps for the trainer, and just everything about it was just so all the. Feels like it would have been epic if the horse would have won and, you know, kind of maybe been in the middle in one. And for the female trainer or the

[Bobby]

classic woman got to come from behind all the dudes keeping her in the back. She has to come through bus. Through the glass.

[Amy]

Yeah. The horse was in the back. And a woman has never. A woman trainer has never been a part of winning. Like, I just was like, man, I Had goosebumps. Big time.

[Eddie]

Could it have been the men being like, hey, you know what? Let's let the woman win? No, I don't think so. No, no.

[Amy]

Because it's a male jockey on there.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't think.

[Bobby]

I think all the horses but one were a descendant of Secretariat. I read.

[Lunchbox]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Cause, you know, they stud those horses, and they pay a very high breeder fee for very famous, strong winning horses.

[Amy]

I was just like. I was so happy for the horse, and I was like, the horse doesn't even know what's going on.

[Bobby]

That's why it's not a real sport.

[Amy]

But the jockey's on there.

[Bobby]

Like, jockey's not the winner. The horse is the winner. It ain't a real sport. A thing. Competing doesn't know they're playing a game or if they won't, does the jockey.

[Eddie]

The jockey gets a lot of money, though, right?

[Amy]

But how does the horse go from the. The jockey. Is the jockey doing something to initiate the horse going from the back to the front?

[Bobby]

Okay, but the jockey is not the winner. The jockey is the person that rode the winning horse.

[Amy]

Yeah, but if you have a sucky jockey, then that's true.

[Bobby]

You have to get a good jockey. But still, the winner of the race is the horse. Golden Tempo, Golden Goal.

[Lunchbox]

You don't know the name of the jockey?

[Amy]

Leo.

[Bobby]

The winning jockey gets $310,000. 10% of the $3.1 million winner's purse.

[Amy]

Hol. Wait, what's the. What is the jockey's name?

[Eddie]

Amy? What if it's Leo Green? We're like, dang it.

[Amy]

Yeah, I would die.

[Bobby]

The winning jockey was Jose Ortiz.

[Lunchbox]

J.

[Eddie]

You saw Jay. You said, okay.

[Amy]

No, I said I saw an L.

[Bobby]

L and a J.

[Amy]

You said, oh, I did.

[Eddie]

Well, hello, Jose.

[Bobby]

I usually do Friday data days for the week.

[Eddie]

I thought it was Tuesday data.

[Amy]

No Tuesdays.

[Bobby]

Don't look at comments. No Tuesdays only look at comments. Friday, Mike gives me all the data, but on the end of the month. It doesn't have to be a Friday. I'll do a data day for the whole month. The biggest episodes from April, I'm telling you, they're all part twos. Just the top five were. Number one was Bobby's birthday. Dilemma gets complicated. Number two was Sheryl Crow calls out Lunchbox. Number three is Bobby Shared Baby's face. Number four is Billy had a rough night. Number five is Amy Almost died. Those were the part twos from the month of April.

[Amy]

I'm, like, trying to think when you Just by the headline, if I can remember what we talked about.

[Bobby]

I know.

[Eddie]

Well, one of them was Bobby's birthday.

[Bobby]

The biggest three of the year so far. As of May 1, 2026, an episode from March 24 is at number one. Bobby thought he was having a heart attack. Bobby and Amy make a bet. An episode from March 4th is number two. Bobby got a rude comment from a celebrity. Morgan met swingers that was on the cruise. Oh, is that what that's from?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And then number three is March 31st. Did Lunchbox get on prices? Right. And cops thought Bobby was lying. All our part two. So everybody watching part two listening to part Twos. Those are our biggest episodes of the year and of the month, if you want to go find them. So there you go. That's what I do on Data Day. I just look at a bunch of data. It's one of my favorite days.

[Eddie]

Love the dad.

[Bobby]

Love, love Data Day. All right, around the room, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you know how, like, Morgan Wallen, every show comes out, he's got a person from the city. You know, like, if he's in Alabama, Coach Saban comes out.

[Bobby]

Right, the walk out.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the walkout. Well, he was in Vegas, and for the first time in a long time, he tried to invite all these people to walk out with him, and everyone canceled on.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he said, I think it was five people. Yeah, five people said they have some flaky people.

[Eddie]

He said, you got some flaky a people here in this town. And then.

[Amy]

So do we know who he invited?

[Eddie]

No, they haven't. They haven't said that. But he. People are guessing. Like, I wonder who, like, he invited. And they turned down from Vegas because in the past, he's had Tyson before.

[Bobby]

Tom Brady.

[Eddie]

Tom Brady.

[Bobby]

The second night, he had hockey players come out with him from the Golden Vegas Golden Knights.

[Eddie]

But they're saying maybe Fernando. Fernando Mendoza, who's like the new quarterback at the Raiders. Maybe.

[Bobby]

You can't guess that. There's no maybe. It could have been Carrot Top.

[Eddie]

Right, right, right. Wayne Newton.

[Bobby]

They're literally saying people that live in Vegas. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Shannon Elizabeth. You know who she is?

[Bobby]

American Pie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she was in American Pie and she did some other films. Well, she got divorced, and she joined only fans. In the first week on there, she made million dollars in one week. One week. Million dollars.

[Amy]

But what is she doing on there? I saw that headline. But what is she doing?

[Lunchbox]

She said, you know, you can come. And. And it's DMs. And I'm not sure what all I'll show what I won't.

[Amy]

Oh, she left it.

[Bobby]

Did she get naked on there?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. It just says, you know, check your account. I'm not sure what's off limits and what is.

[Bobby]

I don't think anything's off limits on that site. I've never even been to the front page.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, she was just. I think she's trying to tease people. Like, hey, come look and see what you get.

[Bobby]

Well, if you don't give people price, start unsubscribing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but a million bucks in one week? That's more than she made in her film career.

[Bobby]

Her entire career.

[Amy]

She said that?

[Lunchbox]

That's what her agent said.

[Amy]

Why would.

[Bobby]

I would think all in. She would have made more than that.

[Lunchbox]

He said, in your first week. I made more than the four movie. The big movies I was in.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Amy]

Okay, well, she's.

[Bobby]

Good for her.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, good for her.

[Eddie]

What are you thinking, Amy?

[Lunchbox]

She's hot.

[Amy]

I'm not. I'm just thinking, like, do you remember

[Lunchbox]

how hot she was when that movie came out?

[Amy]

Easy money, but I guess it just depends what you're willing to do. I don't know what she's having to do. Like, if she's just DMing and chatting like about American Pie, then.

[Eddie]

Okay, I doubt that's what she's doing, but I don't.

[Amy]

Yeah, or maybe she's comfortable with doing more. You know what? The. The one I think about the most is just feet pics.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I. Oh, we can subscribe for free

[Amy]

because it's just like so much money. Or at least I don't know if people are telling the truth about money they've made.

[Bobby]

But I think people only like the feet picks from those people if they like the rest of them too. I don't think just people with random feet. You never see their face or head, make a bunch of money.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

But Amy, they ask you for feet,

[Bobby]

you can make 80 bucks. It's worth it.

[Amy]

Oh, I've been offered in the hundreds.

[Bobby]

Well, dang. Hey, I'm wrong. My bad, my bad.

[Amy]

I have. I have turned it down.

[Bobby]

Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

And don't worry, we're not getting political.

[Eddie]

We're not worrying.

[Bobby]

So she gotta work her way back in the first spot.

[Amy]

I know, I got it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, she's got to work her way back in the first spot.

[Amy]

So now I'm going to bring you stories. Like a bread truck is driving along down the highway, and all of a sudden a plane that's flying in From. Let's see. Italy. So it's a big plane landing in Newark from Italy. Clips him. The land. The. The wheels start going down the land, and the wheel hits the bread truck. And he's got. Because he's works for a company. There's.

[Bobby]

Where was the bread truck on the Runway?

[Amy]

On the highway. The. The. The plane is coming in.

[Bobby]

Why is the plane solo over a highway?

[Eddie]

So maybe it's a little short.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I think it hit a light pole.

[Amy]

It hit a light.

[Bobby]

I saw a light.

[Amy]

And a bread truck full of 14, 000 loaves, which, by the way, were still delivered that day. Not by that driver because he had to go to the hospital. Thankfully, nothing life threat. But I don't know if the plane just approached a little too low too soon, and then by the time it put its wheels down, it started to hit things. So maybe it should have just been a little more elevated or maybe waited a second for the wheels. I don't know. But in the footage, you can see because he works for a company that films him while he's driving, he can hear something. And you see him start to, like, look around, like, what is that loud noise? And the loud noise is the plane right above him. And then you see the video kind of shake and go, go.

[Bobby]

Black window shatter.

[Amy]

Yes. The window shattered. And so he got some glass inside of him, and that's why he had to end up going to the hospital. But he's gonna be okay. So look at him just having a good time driving along.

[Bobby]

I don't know if it's a good time, but he is driving along.

[Amy]

But he doesn't know what's happening yet. Okay, he's looking. Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

That's that.

[Lunchbox]

But I can't believe the plane was able to still land on the Runway

[Eddie]

just fine, I guess, because. Right. The Runway's right past that road.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Still, you would think the wheel will be messed up, right?

[Lunchbox]

It would hit the fence or the wa. Or something.

[Bobby]

Even if it hits nothing else, the wheel's broken. How does it land with a broken wheel? You have to belly land. Yes.

[Eddie]

And sparks everywhere.

[Amy]

Maybe. All the other wheels were so awesome.

[Eddie]

So no one got hurt?

[Amy]

Nobody was hurt.

[Eddie]

Like, the plane landed safely.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm sure he's, like, got. He's scared, and he had the glass in him. Listen, should he call Morgan? And Morgan.

[Bobby]

I'm sure people are hitting him up.

[Eddie]

Oh, hey, man. If you were the headline writer to this story, what would you write? Like, something fun?

[Amy]

What?

[Eddie]

Like. Like, luckily he's not.

[Bobby]

My brain is so fried from the trip. I'm so tired. Like, I got nothing. I got nothing in the tank to even go there.

[Eddie]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Bread driver burnt by airplane wheel.

[Eddie]

Ooh, toast almost got burnt.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Guy smushed bread, but not smushed human. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Bobby]

Morgan, you have a story?

[Morgan]

I do. I had to do my backup. Amy did the one that I had, but. So did anybody have a thermos?

[Eddie]

Thermos?

[TJ]

Yes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

A what?

[Morgan]

No, the brand. Like, thermos. Like, of a thermos.

[Eddie]

Thermos.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I always thought it was thermos, and then everything was called a thermos because of the thermos brand. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Okay, then it must be thermos, and I'm mispronouncing it.

[Bobby]

You never heard it, so it's fair.

[Morgan]

Well, so everybody had one of those, like, things where you heat up. Well, 8.2 million of their food and beverage jars have now been recalled because there was 27 incidents where consumers would open them and the. The stoppers in them would forcefully eject onto their face. And there's three, like, total cases of vision loss from it. So if you have a.

[Bobby]

Lost their vision because the thermos fired up into their eyeball.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Morgan]

Ejected straight out of there just on accident.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

So that little thing that pops up

[Morgan]

when you drink just went right back at them. Three people have permanent vision loss, so.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

One of the 8 million that are recalled, then maybe. Watch out for that.

[Eddie]

That's terrible.

[Bobby]

That's how you lose your vision. You're blind. It's not because something blew up in your face like a fire or born with it. A thermos exploded to hit you in the eye. I'm working on some headlines.

[Eddie]

Oh, the bread truck.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I just was disappointed by myself because your brain's fried. I'm just. I'm beat from that. That trip. It's just like sleeping. I don't know. I don't. I still don't have anything. I was thinking about the word loaf.

[Eddie]

Loaf. Oh, that's loaf. Flying plane.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but I didn't loaf.

[Eddie]

Dude, that is so good. Loaf flying plane hits bread truck.

[Bobby]

Another one was like, driver says he didn't need kl.

[Amy]

Oh, like kneading.

[Bobby]

I was trying to figure out a word for need. We're having a fry. I don't have it, though. I don't have anything. I just have words. Or, like, the other one was, we're talking about the horses like was like well bred.

[Eddie]

Oh, bread.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Like I was working with some working things here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

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[Eddie]

Man, I saw a story and I thought it was, like, recent, but it's not. It was an older one, but it was. The headline was, woman loses 10 years of memory due to like, a hard poop. Like, she was like, trying to. Oh.

[Bobby]

And so she had.

[Eddie]

And she had like a. Like a vessel Pop.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

But it was from, like, I don't know, five years ago.

[Bobby]

That's worthy of being.

[Amy]

And you still remember that headline?

[Eddie]

No, I just saw it yesterday and I was like, ooh, that'd be a good story. But then I did my research.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby]

I was like, let me do more

[Eddie]

of a Google on this story. Where is she now before lunchbox goes like, that happened 10 years ago, you idiot.

[Bobby]

Plane hits truck. Crummy day for driver. Okay, that works, I bet. Crumb. Like a.

[Eddie]

Or just start with crummy day for a driver playing its truck. That's funny.

[Bobby]

Need. Need for speed. Plane was. Plane had need for speed. Its truck.

[Amy]

Too bad it wasn't a truck full of bagels. And you could be like, plain bagel.

[Bobby]

Well, too bad it wasn't a car. Well, yeah, a Lamborghini.

[Amy]

Maybe there were some bagels.

[Bobby]

All right. Is that everybody's story?

[Amy]

One, two, three. Yep.

[Bobby]

Shannon Elizabeth.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

How do you forget that?

[Bobby]

Hey, Abby wants to bring something up about Eddie.

[Eddie]

No. Boy, here we go.

[Bobby]

It's not like, spill the tea. She just has a question.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

And it's about the money for the cleaning lady, right?

[Abby]

Yeah, it's just.

[Eddie]

What about it?

[Abby]

It just didn't really, like, add up the amounts that you were saying and the number of people.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Abby]

I mean, it went to her.

[Eddie]

I think I named everyone that. Maybe we had more money. I don't know.

[Bobby]

Did you pocket some of the money?

[Eddie]

I did not pocket any money.

[Bobby]

Abby, what do you see?

[Abby]

Well, it was. Bobby, Amy.

[Eddie]

$100, 100, 200.

[Bobby]

Scuba Morgan, to be fair.

[Eddie]

Stop you right there. I never saw Scuba give her money. She, like. Scuba kind of did, like, a handshake money. He didn't.

[Bobby]

He, like, tipped the. No, I gave it to concierge because

[Eddie]

it wasn't like, a presentation. I was like, we're helping somebody in need. And she'd be like, this big.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa, look at me giving money to somebody.

[Eddie]

So I don't know the amount. Scuba gave her a hundred dollars. Okay.

[Abby]

Oh, so that wasn't included in yours?

[Eddie]

I never saw it.

[Bobby]

Did you see, like, the 80s movies where they, like, tip the person at the front of the restaurant? They, like, slide money in their hand.

[Eddie]

That's how Scuba did it.

[Bobby]

But it was a big presentation we talked about on the show for, like, a month.

[Eddie]

I know, but I'm just saying, like, as a human in general. Scuba, why didn't you want to be part of the card money? Like, why did you feel to do it separately? Because I just found kind of felt kind of weird. I just want to give her money,

[Amy]

and he wanted her to know it was from.

[Bobby]

That's what it was. It wasn't about him feeling. He wanted specifically to get that. Whatever. Whatever.

[Lunchbox]

Smart.

[Bobby]

Go ahead, Abby.

[Abby]

Oh, where was I? Okay, so, yeah, Scuba, Morgan, Rick, Julie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think Rick and Julie were 100 combined.

[Abby]

Oh, okay, see, now it's making more sense. You said 100 each, and then when I added it, that's over. That's 825.

[Eddie]

Why is she checking my math?

[Abby]

And then you said you sent her 700. Just the math ain't mathing smart.

[Eddie]

How much did you give her, Abby?

[Abby]

25. I'm honestly.

[Amy]

I mean, Eddie, it would be tempting, you know, for you to.

[Eddie]

So maybe it's $725. Is that what you were wondering?

[Abby]

No, I count at 825. But you said it was 700, so I'm just trying to get this.

[Bobby]

Did you keep any money back?

[Eddie]

I didn't keep any money. Why would I do that? Is a. The woman that needs it. She's going to her homeland. Like, why would I take some of that money? That'd be so mean of me. And that's not me.

[Bobby]

Well, even when you donate to, like, a GoFundMe, I think they take a percentage. Yeah, maybe you just thought you were that.

[Eddie]

Oh, I was GoFundMe.

[Lunchbox]

You were taking your cut.

[Amy]

The transaction 75%. Yeah. You did put a lot of work into it. And you bought the card.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I did. They hang in there.

[Amy]

Card.

[Bobby]

You did buy the card. Good for you.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So I donated more then a little extra.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I don't know what from this weekend, like, what do you got? Got anything good?

[Amy]

I. Well, I mean, the concert's always amazing. I think we already. I mean, I. My favorite was Kane Brown. And then for me, just my friends that come to the show that live in Austin that I've been friends with for over 20 years and it's just fun to see them and they like, I could see them from the side stage and they would be singing along and jamming out and like that's just fun, not only to get to hug their necks, but for them to have so much fun at our like the I Heart Festival is just fun for me to watch. I was bummed because my sister couldn't come this year. She comes every year with my niece at least, and then some of my nephews. But my niece graduated college this weekend, so they were all in Colorado for that graduation.

[Bobby]

Were you sad you couldn't be there for that?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Would you have gone?

[Amy]

Of course. Yeah. If it was a different weekend, I would have gone. But I don't even think. I mean, my sister right away was like, I know that that's the same weekend as I heart. And then for me, because of some family stuff in September, I didn't get to go to Vegas. I like, yeah, I wanted to be at work. I get it. And I'll celebrate with my niece and she knows that. But it's a work thing. I don't know. Now I'm like talking because I'm like, should I have gone to that?

[Eddie]

No, you had a lot of work to do.

[Amy]

I know. Because I had my son's race and I had, you know, Adelyn's graduation and then the work thing.

[Bobby]

But your son. They won the race.

[Amy]

They did they? Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's got whatever's after regionals. What is it? State?

[Bobby]

Yeah, they won regionals.

[Eddie]

Wow. And they're going to state now.

[Amy]

Yeah. So we'll have to. Yeah, let's talk about that. I think it's like during the week.

[Eddie]

Really? They're racing during the week.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. Speaking of missing work, I. I don't know what to do. He texted me last night because he's with his dad last night and he's like, are you going to be able to come to my race? I was like, Well, I don't know any of the details yet.

[Bobby]

What are the details?

[Amy]

We don't know. We don't know any of the details yet. And he's like, I don't know. I just know that I have to miss school. I know it's in Knoxville at the University of Tennessee.

[Eddie]

They're not going to have State in Nashville, the biggest city in the state,

[Bobby]

but Tennessee's got the biggest facility. Yeah.

[Amy]

They're using the.

[Bobby]

You think because the state capitol's here, they're going to run around the Capitol or what?

[Abby]

True.

[Eddie]

Vanderbilt, like.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but Vanderbilt doesn't compete athletically with the facilities that Tennessee has.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So it doesn't matter what time it is.

[Lunchbox]

You can go.

[Amy]

We have a little bit of time. So I'll talk to you about. I think it's like, May 18th or something.

[Eddie]

Should we just all go?

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh, that would be epic.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you've always wanted a trip with

[Bobby]

the show trip so bad.

[Amy]

Yeah, listen, down and back.

[Bobby]

Well, just let me know.

[Amy]

Down and back.

[Eddie]

Yeah, let us know, Amy.

[Amy]

Guys, we could.

[Lunchbox]

We'll let you. Yeah, just let us know so we know. We know that we're going.

[Eddie]

Yep. I'll tell my wife.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

That'd be kind of fun, dude. A little show trip to go support Stevenson at State.

[Lunchbox]

No, Bobby, that'd be great. Set up the mics in the infield. Yep.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Microphones. For what?

[Lunchbox]

Do a show.

[Eddie]

Oh, from this long.

[Geico Gecko]

Oh, my.

[TJ]

In the car.

[Amy]

You've done podcasts in the car before, right? You did that?

[Morgan]

That was fun.

[Amy]

I wasn't there, but I saw.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, we did do that.

[Bobby]

We were driving to what, Western Kentucky?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

We don't like to, but we have.

[Eddie]

And the guy that was. Oh, not that one. We did one where there was a. We had a driver and he ended up being, like, a voice actor.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So he was doing voices for us. Yeah. So that was awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

But whenever it is, you can go, obviously.

[Amy]

Well, cool. Well, we'll discuss. I mean, it's not cool. We'll figure it out.

[Lunchbox]

Cool.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

We were leaving because we left to come back home right after the show on Saturday night. And so I go out to the Riley Greene intro and everybody's like, I said, have your bags packed, because we're gonna leave immediately after the show. We're gonna fly home. And so as soon as I go grab and go. And everybody was packed and good. And I was packed except for the suit that I was wearing. I had to take it off, put on shorts and a Hoodie or whatever. So I get all the way packed. We're rolling out. Had a pair of shorts that didn't make it in to my bag.

[Eddie]

Not enough room.

[Bobby]

Didn't get him zipped up.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

And he's like, ready to go.

[Eddie]

We just opened the bag up and put him. Put him in there.

[Bobby]

It's not that easy. I was just going to sacrifice the shorts. Bag was already packed. I told everybody to be ready. That meant I had to stop and slow down and be. I wasn't ready. So I said, I'm leaving the shorts.

[Amy]

He just goes, ah, I'm going to. I guess I'm going to leave the shorts. That's crazy. And he starts walking out.

[Bobby]

That's what Amy said.

[Eddie]

I never once said, like, you know what? Just leave it.

[Bobby]

Never.

[Amy]

Right? Because. And they were like these white corduroy, like cute shorts. And he just was gonna leave them. And I was zipping up my bag and I was like, put them in my bag. And then I had the bag. Actually it made sense. Which I have them. I'll give it to you. Cause I had borrowed Caitlin's boots. And I was like, I'll just stick them in the bag with the boots. That way they'll go home with you no matter what. So stuck them in the bag. And then also he. In his green room, he gets all these snacks. And he was just walking out.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that's everywhere.

[Amy]

Then I went and I collect all the snacks.

[Eddie]

Dude. I have. I've had so many Lara bars from like when we toured. I'd be like, oh, we're taking all these home.

[Amy]

And the Go macro bars, Those are like 3.59 a pop.

[Bobby]

I don't know what you want from me.

[Amy]

Nothing. I just. I got the shorts and I got the snacks.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, did you bring some of those snacks here?

[Bobby]

I don't.

[Amy]

They're in my bag.

[Bobby]

I don't send off a. I just. It's just a. An existent writer that they.

[Amy]

You're lucky I didn't open up the fridge.

[Bobby]

Well, there was all kinds of slices in there. There was lots of waters. Red Bulls. I have a very light rider. Like, very, very light. And so it's like waters, Red Bulls, sugar free couple five hour energies. That's sparkling water, Sparkling water, some citrus fruits and then some bars. That's pretty much it.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Bobby]

And so we were walking out and Amy's like, you're gonna leave your shorts? Like, that's on me. I didn't get packed time. And then she's Taking all the food, dumping in her bag. I'm like, that's great. You can have it. Because otherwise somebody's go it.

[Eddie]

So did you know I. I lost. I forgot my toothbrush at the hotel. My electric toothbrush.

[Amy]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby]

Oh, dang.

[Eddie]

Your electric cuz.

[Amy]

What? They're expensive.

[Eddie]

No, no, I accidentally left it. I didn't be like, I don't have room for that.

[Amy]

I know somehow toothbrush. And Bobby's like, oh, my gosh. Why would you. Dang.

[Bobby]

I would have had room. I'd already zipped up. And I was.

[Amy]

You were leaving?

[Bobby]

Yes. And I said to everybody, we have to leave as soon. And I didn't want to be like, hold on, I got to go back. And. Because if I'm gonna set the rules, I gotta abide by them. So I left him. And I was like, yeah, somebody would be able to use these shorts. I guess that somebody's gonna be me. Because Amy saved them.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby]

So that's what's up. My wife did say, because they were watching the show while we were gone, she was like, I feel like the whole show is just you guys show now. It's like the artist, but you guys show does everything. I was like, yeah, it's pretty much what it is now.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby]

We first started, you know, there's a lot of people coming in, and now they're just like, you guys do it all. Bobby host, you, you three do the stuff from backstage and that's it. So the show looked good, though. Obviously I didn't get to see it on Hulu or Disney.

[Eddie]

You're gonna go back and watch it?

[Bobby]

No, but my wife said it looked good.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby]

Is this still up, Scuba Steve?

[Eddie]

No, it was only for 24 hours. Oh, yeah. Cause I saw it on there yesterday. It's weird, though. They'll keep it there longer.

[Bobby]

Prime Music licensing makes sense then.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

My kids were so impressed with the show. Yeah. No, the fact that I was on tv, like, the fact that I was live on tv, they'd never seen that before. And they were. They were like, wow, dad, we're watching you. This is crazy. And then, I don't know, I just, like, I never get that kind of love from them. I feel like they see stuff like that and they're like, oh, every dad just does that.

[Bobby]

You said when they saw you on Netflix online, they didn't even care.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby]

Because it wasn't live.

[Eddie]

Maybe it's just a live thing. Like, whoa, you're in Austin.

[TJ]

Right now.

[Eddie]

And you're on tv. That's crazy.

[Bobby]

Do they take a picture of them in front of you?

[Eddie]

They did not. No picture.

[Amy]

Oh, I forgot. I did put one of the bars in my back right now for breakfast.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. I thought, what was that big?

[TJ]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

That's a big one. Didn't realize you had a bar.

[Amy]

Oh, well, my stomach started growling just as y' all were talking, and I was like, oh, yeah. I put. I have some of my bag. Bag in the car, but I forgot I threw one in here.

[Eddie]

So I think you should give it to Lunchbox because he asked you, and then you were like, no, I don't have those here.

[Amy]

No, I said, in my bag out there. But I have it right here, so. My next break, I cannot wait to eat it.

[Bobby]

This kid consumes 13,000 YouTube videos in three months during school hours.

[Amy]

Well, that's not good.

[Eddie]

That can't be allowed.

[Bobby]

A Wall Street Journal report from Wednesday about YouTube consumption. A seventh grader named Ben Warren in Wichita, Kansas, reportedly managed to log 13,000 YouTube views from December 24 to February 25. And they're saying, like, this is not a kid setting a record that this is not normal. But it's around normal.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. But are they YouTubing, like, science experiments?

[Bobby]

I don't think so.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

One anonymous 10th grader in Oregon logged 200 video views in one school morning last month. Man, they're just giving free reign to just watch whatever, huh?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Well, not.

[Eddie]

I mean, I guess, like, we would have, too. For us, it was tv. We watched a lot of tv.

[Bobby]

No, I'm saying they're given free rain at school. We wouldn't have because we would have been given free reign.

[Amy]

Yeah. I guess it just depends what school. Because, like, my kids wouldn't have free reign unless they're sneaking it.

[Bobby]

A Japanese underground music idol named Harida Matsumoto has sparked a heated debate after photos surfaced showing her allowing fans to sniff her armpits after shows.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby]

Matsumoto, who has about 400,000 followers on social media, is part of the highly competitive underground idol scene in Japan, where performers struggle to stand out.

[Amy]

Mm.

[Bobby]

And she lets people smell her armpits.

[Eddie]

Hmm.

[Bobby]

That's a way to get people there.

[Eddie]

The fact that people wanna smell her armpits.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's weird, too.

[Bobby]

I don't know if they are there for the pits or if they just think it's interesting that somebody they're a fan of is saying, you can smell my armpits.

[Amy]

I don't care who is saying that I could smell them. I'm not. I don't. I'm not gonna wanna do it.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox. If Shannon Elizabeth was like, you can smell my armpits, I'd do it right now. He's not like, I can't wait to smell Shannon Elizabeth's armpits. But if she was offering it, he would do it.

[Eddie]

You would? You would?

[Amy]

Yeah, I know.

[Eddie]

George. Straight Amy.

[Amy]

No. Good. I'm good.

[Morgan]

George.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie. What's your girl? Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, I would.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Because you guys would see that as something sexual. Amy doesn't see smelling a guy's armpit.

[Amy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't say it was sexual. I just want to see what she smells like.

[Eddie]

It's not sexual. It's just.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it for sure is. Is. Okay. You know me.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby]

Okay, but why?

[Eddie]

No, why would I if it's not sexual? They're hairy. Gross.

[Amy]

Okay, Tom Hanks, your favorite.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

Okay, right.

[Bobby]

If it's not sexual, then why not Tom Hanks or me?

[Eddie]

I just don't want to get that close to Tom Hanks.

[Bobby]

Okay, but why Gwyneth Paltrow then?

[Eddie]

Because it'd be nice to just be close to her.

[Amy]

Okay, Exactly.

[Eddie]

In a non sexual way.

[Bobby]

This Kentucky Derby mint julep cost $5,000. That race was on Saturday. We talked about. There were limited edition at $5,000. 152 handcrafted cups were available, made with luxury details like sterling silver, gold plating, sapphires. So they were buying them for the $5,000 cup and for the collectible. That's pretty crazy.

[Eddie]

You ever been to the derby?

[Bobby]

No, I have not.

[Eddie]

Do you ever want to go to the derby?

[Bobby]

I have no interest. I've been invited a couple times and unless it was just super easy, I just am good. It looks like a. You go for the social part of it. Not very social, just generally not a social person. So unless it was for like a sponsor or something, I don't think it would be for me.

[Eddie]

Have you been Amy?

[Amy]

No, it's always the same.

[Bobby]

Not that I would go over there.

[Amy]

I think it would be fun. I believe it's always the same weekend as our I Heart Festival. At least it has been for many of the years.

[Bobby]

I don't know if that's true because our festival is not on a dedicated date. If it were, that's the craziest coincidence ever.

[Amy]

Yeah. Isn't it normally like around the first to second weekend in May?

[Bobby]

The derby is always first Saturday in May.

[Amy]

Okay, so. And I think majority of our shows have been the first weekend of May. Maybe they fluctuated here and there over the last 12, 13 years, but. Or however many there have been. So. But that's not what's kept me from going, Eddie. I just. I've never been invited. Like, who would I go with? Like, I. I think if I were to ever do something like that, it seems so intimidating that I would want to go with someone that has gone a lot and they know what they're doing, but to just, like, go for the first time, I'd be very nervous.

[Bobby]

Thursday night's Powerball had an unusually high number of people that won prizes. 89 tickets won the $1 million prize.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. Why is that?

[Bobby]

It came down to some way. The states lay out the numbers on their play slips. The million dollar winners were spread across 20 states, but 89 of them won $1 million.

[Lunchbox]

Guess who wasn't one of them?

[Eddie]

You.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna guess you. If you want a million, would you come in?

[Lunchbox]

Not for a few days.

[Eddie]

You would take a couple days off?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, but that's not good for your. Then you might not have a job.

[Bobby]

I would, Bobby.

[Eddie]

Ooh.

[Amy]

After seven, we can just, like, have a big thing happen in our life, and we can be like, I'm not coming in for a.

[Lunchbox]

Says the girl had just said she was gonna take off her son's track meet.

[Amy]

That's two week advance. You just said, if you don't want it, you're not. How is that even the same thing?

[Lunchbox]

It's the exact same thing.

[Eddie]

Well, hold on, let's watch. Would you then say, hey, Bobby just won the lottery. Can I have a couple days off? Or would you just not show up?

[Lunchbox]

I'd say, hey, man, I'll be out for a few days.

[Eddie]

Okay, so you would call. You just went.

[Amy]

Right. And I'm asking for permission.

[Eddie]

Sounds like tomato.

[Bobby]

Tomato.

[Amy]

It is not the same thing, Bobby.

[Bobby]

I think if he called and said, hey, I'm gonna. I just want a million bucks. I'm gonna take a few days off. I'd be like, all right, we'll see you Thursday.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And same. Same as you.

[Bobby]

And then we talk about it, it'd be a bit.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

But if he won a million, though, and just didn't show up Monday and Tuesday and then come in Wednesday, he

[Bobby]

probably wouldn't have a job Wednesday.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

If he called, he'd have a job.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

But if you win a million bucks, you get three free days off.

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Amy]

So now it's the now we know

[Bobby]

you win a million bucks, you get three free days off. But you have to at least call in though and talk to us for a minute on that first day and talk about that. You want a million dollars, but you can have three days off if you

[Eddie]

win a million dollars Lunchbox, how much money for you to just no show

[Lunchbox]

it has to be multiple millions because taxes are going to take half out and then it's gone. Like if it's a million, it's down to what, 600,000. I can't live off that for the rest of my life.

[Eddie]

So how much? Because you're probably going to get fired. So how much?

[Lunchbox]

I mean if I go 3 million because then I get take half away, I get one and a half million, I could probably live off that the rest of my life.

[Bobby]

You equipped for 3 million for a 3 million dollar win?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think I would be gone. Right, because that's a million and a half. I'd be a millionaire.

[Bobby]

But what about the money plus, like you have that money plus you're also working and making money.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but when you have that much money, do you really want to grind every day?

[Bobby]

Do you grind every day?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm here every day.

[Bobby]

No, that's not what I said.

[Lunchbox]

That's grinding every day, showing up to work every day. Like if you're a millionaire, why would you want to go to work every day?

[Bobby]

I think most millionaires still want to go to work every day because they weren't driven by making the millions that got them to go to work every day.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I always think that people do that because they think, man, I want to be rich.

[Bobby]

Like athletes who sign a huge contract and still perform really well or better. Yeah, because they're making a ton of money. But you know, the logic is, well, if you're making so much money, why do you care as much? And that does happen with some of them.

[Eddie]

But you don't think some of them want to make more money. They kind of get like, ooh, I just made, made 10 million, I want to make 20 now. Oh, I want to make 50 limited

[Bobby]

contract windows with age in sports. So I don't think so so much unless it's a short contract where you're getting a one or two year deal.

[Eddie]

No, I just, I just mean rich people, like if there's a millionaire, they made $20 million and they're like, they're like lunchbox saying they don't just quit, they just want to keep working more. You don't think that like sometimes they want to work.

[Bobby]

I think money drives a lot of people. But you're talking about in a contract.

[Eddie]

I was talking about just rich.

[Bobby]

Like an entrepreneur. Yeah, rich people just be. Do rich people stuff? I don't know.

[Eddie]

I'd love to just quit you.

[Bobby]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

You know, my wife told me, which is awesome. She said like, if I ever get a job where I can make enough money, like and you can just cook and take care of the house, we can switch roles. And I was like, that's not a bad deal because I love to cook.

[Bobby]

Wait, what?

[Eddie]

I would just be like the.

[Bobby]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby]

Set up the scenario again.

[Eddie]

Like if she had a job that made, you know, more than I did. And I said, well, yeah, I would just stay home and cook.

[Amy]

Must be that low tea talker.

[Bobby]

Oh dang. He's wanting to be Mr. Mom now. House mom.

[Amy]

That's such a joke. I think men sexist joke. Yes, and it was a joke about your low t. It's fine, we know I'm joking. Hahaha. Men can stay home.

[Bobby]

My wife hates the term Mr. Mom. Hates it. And I say it just to drive her crazy.

[Amy]

Yeah, because it's called being a dad.

[Bobby]

That's what she says. She's like, that song, if I'll play it, she'll be like, I hate the term Mr. Mom. I'm like, why? Cuz it's called being a good dad. It's just called being a dad. Like be a dad. Don't be. You're not Mr. Mom, you're a dad. Because it's like, I cleaned up the kitchen, took the kids out in the park. I missed her mom. He's like, no. She's like, no, it's your dad. Call the dad. Call Mr. Mom. So if I really want to get under her skin, I'm like, man, it's Mr. Mom in it. Over here. Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer. Cranions go. Crayons go up one drawer higher. Whatever.

[Amy]

Who sings that?

[Bobby]

Is it Diamond Rio? Mr. Mom? Lone Star.

[Amy]

Lone Star.

[Bobby]

Yeah, those two. I get mixed up a bit.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, so anyway, Eddie, you're saying you would like to.

[Eddie]

I totally do it. All I have to do is cook.

[Bobby]

But how?

[Eddie]

Make sure the house is clean.

[Bobby]

It's fine, but where's the job? What's the job your wife's gonna do?

[Eddie]

She's just saying hypothetical. I have no problem.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, what a great hypothetical. By her saying, oh yeah, I'd do this, but she's never gonna do it. So it's like.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think there's a lot more that also, I think you would also. Does she handle the calendar and scheduling and doctor's appointments? Right? You would have to take all of that on.

[Eddie]

She said she wouldn't. She would still do that. All I have to do is just cook and clean up.

[Amy]

So you want her to have extra load and have extra. I don't want anything.

[Eddie]

It was her ID situation.

[Bobby]

Also. This is not a realistic, this is not a realistic situation, guys.

[Amy]

This just shows like he doesn't want to do anything. He enjoys cooking and he thinks that. And I think the, the standard of cleaning you'd be held to is probably a little bit higher than we needed to. You said you hate folding clothes.

[Eddie]

I said and I told her I would hire someone to do.

[Bobby]

Definitely wouldn't do the laundry with what, what money?

[Eddie]

Her money that she's making.

[Lunchbox]

So then she'd be making less than percentage would be.

[Eddie]

I would hire someone to do the laundry because I'm not. That I'm not doing.

[Amy]

Okay, so what about if she was completely stay at home? She had no job because she, she contributes. She makes money. Okay, don't say little. Why do you have to say little?

[Eddie]

It's a like a part time.

[Amy]

She has a job.

[Bobby]

He's got to say stuff now to show that he's even more manly. So he, he likes it.

[Amy]

Right. So if she comes to you and she's like, hey, I just really, I don't like folding clothes so I'm going to hire out for that. That. What would you say she does?

[Eddie]

She has someone come clean the house sometimes. Yeah, sometimes she does like once a week.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Eddie]

So I'm saying I like, like she does. I would do the same for someone to do the laundry and then.

[Amy]

Are you golfing?

[Eddie]

I don't have time for that.

[Bobby]

Fishing on the weekend?

[Amy]

No, I mean if you have this hypothetical situation, you're not going to have time for golf.

[Eddie]

I think too, like if I can just cook for the whole week and kind of store it right. I can probably golf and fish all day.

[Bobby]

This is such a hypothetical. That's never gonna happen. Yeah, because she's not looking.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby]

Right.

[Eddie]

But what if something comes up like, hey, would you do this? She takes it. I'm Mr. Mom.

[Amy]

I just thinking you underestimate what I mean. You're a dad and you underestimate what goes into being a stay at home parent.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just telling her, hey. Then summer hits and he has to take care of the Kids.

[Bobby]

Hey. But she has a little job.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Eddie, her job's not as big as mine.

[Bobby]

Why'd you say that?

[Eddie]

She has a little job.

[Amy]

I just stopped now.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like, how little?

[Eddie]

It's. It's not like it's part time job. That's a little.

[Amy]

Why, why wouldn't you say she has a part time job?

[Eddie]

Because, I mean, little is just kind of like a better descriptor.

[Bobby]

No, for you, to make you feel better.

[Amy]

That's the thing that women, we have to change that about ourselves sometimes too. Like, that's how we'll end up speaking about ourselves. And like, oh, I have this, like, little thing that I do. And it's like, no, you're doing this.

[Bobby]

You're on OnlyFans. So proud of it.

[Eddie]

If you worked part time, you'd be like, I have this big job.

[Amy]

No, no. I might say I do this part time, but I don't wanna make it seem insignificant or smaller than it is. I'm still contributing anyway. Whatever.

[Bobby]

Yeah, whatever.

[Eddie]

Whatever. It's not even a real thing.

[Amy]

This is all hypothetical.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to get in a fight about something that doesn't exist.

[Amy]

Well, I just find it interesting. Like, Eddie's Eddie. It's weird because you have good work ethic and then some.

[TJ]

Like.

[Amy]

But you wouldn't work if you didn't.

[Eddie]

Yeah, if I didn't have to, Amy. Like, yes. Like, if I didn't have to work, that'd be great. I would still do things. I just wouldn't go to work. The whole idea of, like.

[Amy]

I guess I just can't let my brain think that way because I don't have that option. So I don't even, like, I don't even fantasize about it.

[Bobby]

He doesn't have the option either.

[Amy]

I know, but he fantasizes.

[Eddie]

Like, we interview.

[Bobby]

He fantasizes about doing nothing.

[Eddie]

John Morgan, like, and when the whole interview I'm watching the John Morgan interview, I'm just like, wow, he does nothing.

[Bobby]

But he's done a lot.

[Amy]

But he doesn't get there. I bet he would tell you he just wrote a book. He's not doing nothing.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's probably in a lot of things, doing a lot of things.

[Eddie]

But he's like, in Hawaii, man. Just like, enjoying what he did. Right.

[Bobby]

Would you fast forward and be 80 if you had enough money to retire and do nothing?

[Amy]

80?

[Bobby]

Yeah, but now. But now you're 80.

[Eddie]

Can you guarantee my health or like.

[Bobby]

No, you're 80.

[Eddie]

Just 80.

[Bobby]

You're 80.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I'm going to make 80.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's what you said. You said you were out at 80.

[Bobby]

If you're 80. Okay, 75. 75. You have enough money to retire. Fast forward right now. What'd you take it?

[Eddie]

72 is my. I'm dying.

[Amy]

Yeah. Where is his death clock right now?

[Eddie]

So I'm gonna be dead.

[Amy]

Yeah. But even if the answer is no, this is. That's so many years of life. That would be all the life he's lived right now and then gone.

[Bobby]

That's what I'm saying. Is it that important to him to be able to do nothing? He would fast forward all the working years.

[Amy]

Yeah. Cause you're getting to the point where you need help going to the bathroom.

[Bobby]

You have 9,800. No, 9,084 days left of your life. 12 hours, 47 minutes on your death clock, man.

[Eddie]

Like, ever since my dad died and like, and then I start seeing other people's parents die, I'm starting to think like, dang, dude, we are like, it's so close. It's closer than I ever thought. I've never thought that way before in my life. And then now you read 9,000 days like that is.

[Bobby]

Yeah. 9,084 days left.

[Eddie]

That's not a lot of time.

[Bobby]

Sorry, buddy. We missed you.

[Eddie]

And that's what I'm saying. Do I want to spend the rest of my 9,081 days, like, working, then don't, then quit? Or do we live life, man, like, just enjoy every day?

[Bobby]

But you're acting like that's a question that you can answer. You can't because you're gonna keep working.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna keep working. But I just feel like some days like, man, like, and I enjoy working. I like doing this. But like, some days I'm just kind of. Kind of like, man, if I only have 9,000 days left, we gotta live a little. And then my wife's like, ooh, do you wanna go on vacation? I'm like, we can't afford that. Maybe I'm just gonna start saying yes.

[Bobby]

The last time you said yes, you got very in debt.

[Eddie]

Correct. Put it all on a credit card.

[Bobby]

Very in debt. All right, we're done. Thank you guys for being here. We're back tomorrow. We will have the big surprise payoff tomorrow between Eddie and Lunchbox. One of them will get a life changing surprise on tomorrow's show. So I hope you guys have a great rest of the Monday. We will see you guys on Tuesday. Bye, everybody.

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