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Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
No, I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Were you on the Internet at all?
Amy
Not much. I wasn't much.
Caitlyn
Good for you.
Bobby Bones
Good for you.
Amy
But now I'm like, oh, wait a second.
Bobby Bones
Alex Earle, the influencer. And she was on Dancing with the Stars and they were in St. Barth's. I don't know where that is, but I think it was also on a yacht. I'd never been on one of those. And it was a video from behind and she's all hugging up on him and rubbing his back.
Amy
So what's the age difference?
Bobby Bones
25 years or 23 years? Something like that.
Derek
Still better than Belichick and his girl.
Amy
Oh, yeah, because Tom Brady still looks really young. Bill Belichick's.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's a comparison thing because we could do that all day. We could do it. Cher with her. Just in general, these two, she's 25, he's 48 years old.
Amy
Didn't her. Her.
Morgan
She just.
Amy
Her and her boyfriend, they just broke up, right?
Bobby Bones
Rex Embarrios, who plays for the Texans, played for the Dolphins for a long time.
Amy
Yeah. I feel like I was just watching their breakup, so.
Bobby Bones
But they probably were broken up before anything public. Usually when it's announced, it's already been a thing before it's announced. If that's an engagement, a breakup, et cetera. So what do you think, Amy? Are you watching the video?
Amy
Well, I'm looking at pictures.
Bobby Bones
And what do you think about them together?
Amy
I mean, it's not as weird to me.
Bobby Bones
Is it because he's good looking and seems a lot younger?
Amy
Could be.
Bobby Bones
Could be 48 and 25.
Amy
I mean, 25 seems a little young. Yeah, she. I mean, gosh, it was only. Only five years ago she was 20. How old is he again?
Bobby Bones
48.
Amy
That's not that bad.
Bobby Bones
I didn't feel like it was that bad either. On our sports show, we were talking about how it feels like Tom Brady's kind of turning into a douche. And not because of anything we wouldn't do, but because now he's hanging out with influencers. He's on yachts with DiCaprio. He's on TMZ a lot more.
Derek
He.
Bobby Bones
Anybody that we're like sports iconic about, we don't like to see them on tmz. It kind of makes them douchey. You watching it?
Amy
He was rubbing his back for a long time.
Derek
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. She's like, hey, yeah, she's definitely. If there's. So what's the confirmation of?
Bobby Bones
There's no confirmation.
Amy
Just that.
Bobby Bones
Well, the confirmation is you're actually able to see it. Not just rumor is because Brady's been rumored with Sofia Vergara with a lot of these different women and listen, let it rip. But it's just weird as somebody who watched him as an athlete when he was so private about everything. And that made him more iconic that he held everything so close to the vest. We only knew him as the winner, but now that he's starting to be Mr. TMZ, it's weird.
Derek
And this is a club at St.
Bobby Bones
Barts or it's on a boat.
Derek
Well, that's a big boat.
Bobby Bones
I don't know because they said they were on a yacht together. I don't know because I don't know enough about boats. It could have just been at a club. It looks like it's at a club, but some of those yachts.
Derek
Yeah, there's a lot of people there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I mean, I didn't even just now, like, know how to spell yacht, but here we are.
Raymundo
Here we are.
Bobby Bones
It's tough.
Derek
It's tough.
Bobby Bones
Y, A, C, H, T. No, I got it.
Amy
I got it.
Bobby Bones
No, I was guessing.
Derek
Colonel man. It's tough.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Two versions of Colonel. Colonial and Colonel with a K. That'll get you. So I don't think Tom Brady is a douchebag, but I'm saying it seems a bit douchier. And listen, we are all douches in this room. All the dudes are in different ways. Wait, wait, no, no, no. When our athletes that we have held as iconic winners are starting to be normal people and they're starting to like, be with influencers, it starts to feel a little cheesy.
Amy
I feel like in the next fight he's in, like, he also sells rocky territory. Like in the next five years, he could really go one of two ways. Like if, if he could lean more into the douchey or he could just like, quietly.
Caitlyn
Man, there's something going on there. That, that rubbing is.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, no one's debating that.
Derek
Well, there's definitely something going on there.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, she is definitely.
Bobby Bones
You nailed it there. Hey, hot take.
Amy
Hey, Tom.
Derek
She rubs his back. He leans in. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
With a circle rub. She hits him with a circle rub on his face.
Derek
Oh, he made me a little nail too.
Amy
And then a little pat. Yeah, if he didn't know, he knew after that.
Bobby Bones
How about if you're Braxton Barrios and all of a sudden you're in breakup the goat.
Caitlyn
That sucks.
Bobby Bones
You've always been kind of quiet. You know, he's been on some of her stuff, but he's not a mass. And all of a sudden you see your girl with Tom Brady. You know, everybody's hitting him up about that. Or the ones that aren't want to.
Derek
Yeah, that's tough.
Bobby Bones
And they're avoiding hitting him up about that. So there are the people hitting him up about it or people avoiding hitting him up about it.
Derek
Oh, you think he watches this video over and over, like, oh, can't believe it.
Bobby Bones
So that's what I'm gonna lead with from People. Amy, your story.
Amy
Oh, it says Alex. Why Alex? Earl admits Tom Brady isn't her first older guy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I saw the clip, but that was, I believe that interview was way before that.
Amy
Oh, and they were on a 360 million dollar super yacht.
Bobby Bones
Was. Do you think that's from a yacht?
Amy
I don't know. That might have been different.
Bobby Bones
Because if they were on a 360 million dollar super yacht, that means they were together twice. That's my point with that. And that means they for sure were bumping uglies.
Caitlyn
I mean, according to People magazine, they were on the Caribbean island. So they were on the island when this took place of St. Barts.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but if they were on A yacht. That's not. That's different than that time.
Amy
Is it same? I don't.
Bobby Bones
So that would mean they were together twice. They were doing it.
Amy
Is it St. Bar or St. Barth's? I don't know.
Bobby Bones
I never been. It looks like it's spelled Barths, so.
Amy
I went with Barth because it's short for like bar.
Caitlyn
So maybe they.
Bobby Bones
Over there, it's short for something.
Derek
Bartholomew.
Caitlyn
I don't think so.
Amy
Not Bartholomew. I don't know. But is it short? I don't. Guys, we. We need to get out.
Bobby Bones
I'm good. It is Amy. It's Saint Barth. Elimmy. Saint Bartholome.
Derek
And we just shortened it to Saint Barth.
Bobby Bones
We didn't said that in the story, people, you know.
Derek
But that's. I've heard of St. Barth's yeah, but.
Bobby Bones
But it's also spelled Saint Barths or Barts. Well, it's spelled as St. Bart's as well. They're spelling it like one story said Barths, one story says Bart.
Amy
Anyway, so anyway, over in the uk, which they're hoping that the world will follow suit, but after 9pm no ads for any kind of junk food or fast food or anything like that. So you won't see that in any of their advertisements. And this is part of their efforts to tackle childhood obesity. And I was like, wait a second, they have childhood obesity over there?
Bobby Bones
Not as bad, but they see us, and we don't want to do that.
Derek
We don't want to do that. Preventative.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm like, for sure.
Amy
Yeah. I was like, I didn't know that that was a thing there, but I guess they're just staying ahead of it. And I was like, oh, not follow suit.
Bobby Bones
We followed suit. And we stopped cigarette commercials. So we have stopped, even in our country, things that we knew were bad. And so we stopped cigarette commercials in the same way they're doing that. And this is gonna be that.
Amy
Oh, true.
Derek
You can't drink alcohol in a commercial.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You can't actually drink it even for the commercials that are for beer. You don't see them drinking it.
Derek
They can hold it, but they can't drink it.
Bobby Bones
But that's what's gonna happen in 25, 30, 40 years. We're gonna look back on this time when there were sugar snacks commercials or Kool Aid commercials and go, I can't believe they advertise that. The same way there were television commercials for cigarettes. And we look at it now and we go, that's crazy. That was a television Commercial where a doctor was going, I endorse, you know, St. Bartholomew cigarettes.
Amy
Speaking of ads, I didn't. I wasn't as dialed in. Like, when you talked a couple weeks ago about how when you're on TikTok, you felt like every other thing was like.
Bobby Bones
And Christmas, and every ad was a store. It's like, TikTok Shop.
Amy
Yeah, TikTok Shop. I ordered my first thing off. TikTok Shop.
Bobby Bones
They have fantastic things. Some of the stuff. They have fantastically interesting things. Some of this stuff comes back, and it's not the greatest quality, but some of it's pretty good.
Amy
That's what I'm still waiting for them to come in. A pair of leggings, 50% off.
Bobby Bones
So probably from China. If you're still waiting for them to come in, it's because they were sent from China.
Amy
But I had been. I'd been wanting to buy these leggings from, like, a normal other place. So I don't know how they got it. I was like, are these gonna be the real thing, or are they gonna.
Bobby Bones
Be like Temu version?
Amy
No, it said they're the brand that I wanted then maybe so.
Bobby Bones
But I would say I bought a lot of stuff off TikTok shop. And so, Mike, you have two, right? Yeah. What would you say to Amy? It depends. Sometimes they could say it's the brand, and it's like a knockoff brand. They make it, and knockoffs seems to.
Amy
Be where I learned my lesson.
Bobby Bones
You know, knockoffs are interesting now because some of them are absolutely fake, and it's not the real thing. Some of them are fake, and they are so good that you couldn't tell the real thing unless you took it to an authenticator. Some of them are fake, but they're exactly the same. Meaning with shoes. There have been stories of specific shoes. I'll just say Nike, for example. They're made and they're sold, but they're made from the same machines in the same factory. They were just made at a time when they weren't supposed to. The machines weren't supposed to be on, let's say, overnights. And some guy got in there and was able to create shoes, illegally make them, and then sell them on the black market. And so they're not real, but they're exactly the same. Yeah, there are all these different versions now of real and not real.
Derek
Yeah, but it sounds like you got a good deal, though, Amy. 50% off.
Amy
Well, we'll see when I get them in. They're awesome.
Bobby Bones
I would say 60% of the stuff I get from TikTok shop. High quality, 100% interesting.
Derek
The flank know where you got me? That's TikTok Shop. Yeah. That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's a good flamethrower, huh? I saw you on your Instagram using it.
Derek
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
It looks so fun.
Derek
Oh, yeah. And I used it, too, to sear my steaks the other day.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man.
Amy
Could Eddie form a TikTok shop and try to sell flamethrowers? Like, how do people. What are these people on TikTok that have these hustles?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you can do that. That's why my TikTok got hacked. Someone tried to turn into a TikTok shop. Oh, and were they? But can you. You can't make your own stuff like Etsy, can you? That's a good question.
Amy
No, no. Yeah, well, Eddie would somehow become a supplier, or he'd be like, I don't.
Derek
Want to sell flamethrowers, by the way.
Amy
He's not gonna make them. But, like, I don't know. My algorithm is definitely the leggings that I got.
Bobby Bones
And if you buy one thing, Amy, it knows you're susceptible to buying, so you get more ads as well.
Amy
Well, now, I mean, it's like, I'm about to buy all of Medicube. You get those.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what that is.
Amy
Oh, y'.
Bobby Bones
All.
Amy
That's not on yours. Okay. It's some face care thing, and I'm really being targeted for this overnight mask that you wake up and peel off, and apparently your skin is amazing.
Derek
Oh, that's it.
Amy
Medicure. It's a whole thing, like glass skin. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Is there a good version of it that you're not buying? And this is a version. You're like, oh, I could buy that now because it's cheaper or.
Amy
No, but, Morgan, have you seen it? It's everywhere.
Morgan
I don't think I've seen this once.
Bobby Bones
No, it's everywhere to you. That's what an algorithm is. It does feel like every.
Amy
It is everywhere, which is wild because, like, I figure at this point, every girl is on Medicube.
Bobby Bones
Feels like it's Medicare or Medicaid.
Amy
I don't even know if I. Maybe I'm not even saying it right, but it's a brand that has all kinds of face products.
Bobby Bones
Medicube. M E D I C U, B E. I got a lot of products in my office. I had people that. Some businesses. Maybe some, like, sponsors, partners, and maybe friends or I should lightly Say, friends, like, in the industry that send me Christmas presents. They're in my office for the most part. I don't know who they're from. And I put them in the room over there if you guys want them.
Amy
Oh, first come, first come.
Derek
Are they still wrapped?
Bobby Bones
No, they're open, but they're in boxes. And I don't. Some of them look at stuff from businesses, and it was just like, hey, thanks for doing work. But anything in that. Anything. Yeah, in that room over there, you guys can have. I put a bunch of stuff.
Derek
Thank you, man. I'll head over there right after we're done here. Look through what you got.
Amy
Took a gander.
Bobby Bones
Edit your story.
Derek
So I was looking at an interview with Vince Gilligan. He's the creator of Breaking Bad. He's got the new show now, which I've not seen, but he's talking about actors that almost took the part of Bryan Cranston's the lead character. He said John Cusack was one guy that almost took the part, but didn't.
Bobby Bones
And did they offer it to him before Brian Cranston?
Derek
Yes, he offered it to Matthew Broderick and John Cusack.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Derek
And they both said no. That was crazy. Like, it's always fun to me to go back and look like, oh, I wonder how Matthew Broderick would be as. Is it Heisenberg?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Derek
What's his name?
Bobby Bones
Heisenberg.
Derek
Oh, White.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Walter White. But then Heisenberg ends up being his. Yeah, like his alter ego. Alias. Yeah. Alter ego. Because I don't think he goes by Heisenberg at the bank.
Derek
It's his alter ego.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Derek
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I would say most roles, unless written specifically for and with someone, it doesn't get to the first person most in television shows or even if you look at the Friends cast or the Seinfeld cast, it shows you all the people that either audition, they didn't have somebody, or they went to a couple people first and they said, no. But we would have just thought of it as, wow. Matthew Broderick, the crazy one to me.
Derek
Is you've heard the guy that Eric Stoltz was the Back to the Future guy before Michael J. Fox.
Bobby Bones
They shot the movie. So much of the third of the movie. Yeah, right, Mike? Yeah.
Derek
And then they just, like, trashed it and said, you know, it's not gonna work.
Bobby Bones
I've seen. And maybe it's out and, like, director cuts or something, but I've seen clips. Or like, Chris Farley was supposed to be Shrek and he died, and Shrek looks like Chris Farley. That's why Shrek looks like he does.
Derek
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
And there's voice up. I've heard. I've heard Chris Farley do Shrek.
Derek
Oh, I haven't seen that. That sounds. I should look that up.
Bobby Bones
It's always with like, the drawing. Like the sketch drawing of Shrek. But, yeah, Mike can pull it up. Yeah, that's a good one. Because they had Chris Farley in mind when they drew the character as well. Because a lot of cartoon characters or. Sorry, animated characters, as Mike wants me.
Derek
To say, not cartoon. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right. We have volume on this.
Derek
You should. Ray.
Bobby Bones
Can you turn this up?
Derek
Ray? Here we go. Nothing like a fire and a noble.
Bobby Bones
Romantic mission to warm the cockles of your heart. Yeah, I like my cockles room temperature, thank you very much.
Caitlyn
Hey, if you're not doing this for.
Derek
Cockle Woman, why are you doing it?
Bobby Bones
Simple.
Derek
Fartwad gets his princess. I get what I want, which is now.
Raymundo
Come on, what do you want?
Derek
I don't have time to set it to music.
Bobby Bones
Oh, this is another one of those onion things. Pretty cool, huh?
Derek
That is really cool.
Bobby Bones
It would have worked, but any of those guys would have worked as well. Cusack or Broderick. I think that Bryan Cranston brought his own excellence to it.
Derek
See, Matthew Broderick, to me, is hard to watch in other movies because to me he's just Ferris Bueller.
Bobby Bones
I never saw Ferris Bueller, so. You've never seen Ferris Bueller, so I don't think of him as anything but Sarah Jessica Parker's husband.
Derek
That's crazy, too. I almost forget about that until I see them together. I'm like, that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's mainly. And mostly what I know him for. Morgan, your story.
Morgan
So there's this video going viral on TikTok and people are mad at one of these people in it. And I'm curious what you guys think. So there's a couple and they're on a flight and the woman is sitting in the middle seat and she falls asleep on the stranger to her left during the whole flight. And her boyfriend, who's sitting next to her on the other side, takes a picture, thinks it's hilarious. Well, then the woman who's shoulder she fell asleep on was like really mad at the flight ended. And like, the girl heard her text her friend be like, this is the worst flight I've ever had. And everybody on the online is mad at the boyfriend for not waking her up and moving her from the shoulder.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so Talk to me again. So somebody falls asleep.
Guest
Yep.
Morgan
On a stranger's shoulder.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Morgan
With her boyfriend in the other seat. Not her boyfriend's shoulder.
Bobby Bones
She was the girlfriend. Yeah. So boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend falls asleep on a stranger. Is it a dude?
Morgan
Yeah, it's a guy. It's a girl.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so got it.
Amy
Yep.
Morgan
And so she just falls asleep through the whole flight. She's asleep on the stranger's shoulder. The boyfriend doesn't wake her up. He takes a picture of it, thinks it's hilarious.
Bobby Bones
I think I would have taken a picture and then I would have woken her up.
Derek
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Because I'd have been like, hey, you don't want to be bothering somebody if they don't. Like, if it were Caitlyn, she fell asleep on a plane on somebody's shoulder. It's a woman. Even I'd have got a funny video. And then I said, hey, hey, hey, lean on my shoulder. Because you don't know if they think this is acceptable or not. And maybe they're. They just don't want to be rude, yet they think it's uncomfortable.
Derek
How hard are you sleeping that you don't realize someone's on your shoulder?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox could do that. You can fall asleep on someone.
Caitlyn
I could fall asleep asleep on someone's shoulder. But whoever's shoulder I fell asleep on, if they're going to be mad at the end of the flight, they should wake the person up.
Bobby Bones
I want them to know some people don't want confrontation. Wait, no, no, no, no.
Derek
Oh, so the lady just sat there.
Caitlyn
Yeah, just sat there and took it.
Amy
Miserable flight.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But I would say some people, though, don't want confrontation so much. They'll just let it happen. Well, that's like somebody who cuts in line in front of you. If you're not someone, that's confrontation. You're not going to say anything, but you can still be upset about it.
Derek
I don't think that's confrontational to be like, excuse me, that's my shoulder.
Bobby Bones
It is, but that's for some people.
Amy
It's very uncomfortable.
Bobby Bones
It would be more uncomfortable to have that moment to some people than to wake them up.
Derek
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Wait, you know what I'm saying?
Derek
Yeah, I know. You said that's surprising to me because I'm not confrontational. But if someone's on my shoulder, I'd be like, okay, you're on my shoulder.
Bobby Bones
But everybody has a different tolerance of that. Like, let's say there's a sweet old lady and someone's falling asleep on her shoulder. She's like, I don't. I'll do her voice. I don't want to wake her up. I think that's kind of on the boyfriend.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
And that's what the Internet is really mad at, is that he. Like, why aren't we mad at him? He should have woken her up and done something about it. Yeah, but he didn't. He just let her sleep that way the whole flight.
Caitlyn
Yeah, because he saw the other woman was okay with it. She wasn't waking her up.
Bobby Bones
He was like, okay with it. I think it's the boyfriend.
Caitlyn
I blame the woman.
Derek
Aren't you responsible for your own actions? You're the one that put your head on her shoulder.
Amy
Yeah, but you're asleep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Derek
You know what? Tough.
Bobby Bones
What if you do some murdering in your sleep?
Derek
Exactly.
Amy
Okay, here's the thing. Now they know, because it's like, if she was flying solo, like, her boyfriend wasn't there, then he wouldn't have been there to wake her up.
Bobby Bones
There's also not a right answer to this, guys. There's no reason to, like, yell and get upset.
Amy
No, no, no. The right answer is your. Your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your part, your friend, your. Whoever that is with you.
Bobby Bones
They should wake you up. I agree with you.
Amy
Do you a solid and wake you up.
Bobby Bones
No, because I do know people that are, so, I'll say, type B personalities and that don't want to rock the boat at all. If someone fell asleep on their shoulder, they'd be like, oh, they wouldn't wake them up, even though it'd be miserable for them because they don't want to have to bother somebody even though the person's bothering them.
Caitlyn
Yeah, but if you don't wake them up, then you have no right to complain. Yeah, you do.
Bobby Bones
You can say whatever you want. You can't say someone can't say they were annoyed.
Amy
You can still complain, but it also could be a moment where you might challenge some of your.
Bobby Bones
Oh, boy, now we're going to therapy. I'm just saying, it's the boyfriend. Well, you could.
Amy
Yeah, you could look at it as like, okay, my comfort is important, too. I should speak up.
Morgan
This happened to me on a flight. A guy in the middle seat fell asleep on my shoulder, and I didn't want to wake him up because I didn't know if he was gonna be, like, abrasive when he first woke up. So I just kind of kept scooching and, like, sliding my body to the side, hoping he'd, like, jolt himself awake. And he finally did and he kind of looked at me, and I just, like, awkwardly smiled. And we, like, both sat there for an hour and a half, just awkward.
Bobby Bones
See, Morgan didn't want to have that moment.
Derek
Right.
Bobby Bones
She's like, hey, excuse me, sir, wake up.
Derek
But she did something about it. She tried to move.
Bobby Bones
Yep, she did. But again, that's a version of it. Everybody feels different about those type situations.
Derek
I think it's the offender's fault. Great.
Bobby Bones
You're not wrong.
Derek
She's.
Bobby Bones
You're not wrong. Nobody's wrong here. She was just asking, how do you feel about this? And who would you put the blame? I'd put her on the boyfriend.
Amy
Boyfriend.
Bobby Bones
If your girlfriend falls asleep and you don't wake them up, that's kind of on you.
Derek
He did take a picture.
Caitlyn
Definitely the shoulder. That was.
Bobby Bones
He knew what was up because he took a picture. Yes, of course.
Derek
All right.
Bobby Bones
Launchbox. Yeah.
Caitlyn
There was a cop in Missouri. He's a former cop, he just pleaded guilty to. He had pulled chicks over. He'd be like, oh, I need to check your phone to make sure you have valid driver's license. He'd take it back to the patrol car. He would search through it and find their nudes and send them to himself.
Amy
How many times did he get.
Derek
They all have nudes.
Caitlyn
No, no, some of them wouldn't have it.
Derek
Oh, it's just numbers.
Bobby Bones
There's a type of car. If you see a Honda, they got nudes.
Derek
Interesting.
Amy
Probably start to figure out, like, okay.
Derek
Imagine he does a whole pullover. He's like, ah, worthless.
Amy
Who is giving an off? Like, would you give an officer your phone?
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't, but again, we'll go to that. Some people, I think they just. There's a police officer and they're same. You're not supposed to. You don't have to. They're just going to. If the cop says this, they're just gonna do it.
Amy
Well, now, thanks to this story, I'll be like, no, thank you.
Bobby Bones
You're taking my nudes?
Amy
Yeah.
Caitlyn
You're looking for my.
Amy
Like, hey, no, you're not taking my phone. I know what you're gonna do, you dirty dog.
Derek
Yeah, Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that I'd say all that.
Derek
Yeah.
Caitlyn
Cause what if he's just looking to see if you were on the phone when you weren't supposed to be, but.
Bobby Bones
They can't look at your phone to see if you're on the phone when.
Derek
You weren't supposed to be, and they.
Bobby Bones
Can'T take your phone.
Amy
I thought they Could. Cause that's one of my things where I'm like, if I ever get.
Bobby Bones
I can't subpoena your phone.
Amy
Okay, there you go.
Bobby Bones
Possibly, but I don't think they can take subpoena.
Derek
They gotta go through court and all that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cause that's your property. They have to get into something that makes sense. If they're.
Amy
So before he was going back, he was like, hey, can you unlock your phone?
Bobby Bones
It's. Do you have a. Because what'd you say? It was a picture of their license.
Caitlyn
He was like, I need to make sure. Your license or registration. I don't know how he.
Bobby Bones
So do you have it on your phone? And they're like, yes. Can I see it? And he can just grab your phone. It's not like you're going to yell, give my phone back. You can and you should. But police need a warrant to search your phone's contents due to the Fourth Amendment, and they can seize it or may search it with your voluntary consent. So they can't get in your phone unless you allow them to get in your phone. Just like they can't come in your house unless you allow them to come in your house unless they have a warrant.
Caitlyn
I was going to say probable cause. Like, oh, hey, I got problems when.
Bobby Bones
They pull you over. They can't get into your. Unless somebody's in danger.
Caitlyn
Because I remember one time in high school, we were at a Wendy's, and we had just left a party, and we were getting something to eat, and a cop walks up, he goes, I need to search your vehicle. And we're like. And this dude goes, you don't have probable cause? He goes, there's a beer can on the ground right there. That's probable cause.
Bobby Bones
It's like probable causes is an element that's factored in. But I think if you're. I think it's gonna be tough to win that in court if you go to court. And the cop was like, you were doing eight over. And so I did probable cause. And you're like, yeah, but you got it on my phone. What does that have to do with anything? Yeah, probable cause. Legal justification for police to make arrests, conduct searches, or obtain warrants. Yeah. That's weird. So what about, like, he's fired, right? You said former cop.
Caitlyn
Yeah, yeah. He's facing charge. Like, he's gonna.
Bobby Bones
What are you gonna say?
Derek
What about tsa? Because I got. I got random.
Bobby Bones
Their job is to search.
Derek
Okay. Because I got randomly selected in Vegas one time, and they said part of the random Is give me your phone. And then they, like, took my phone and they, like, swiped it with some swab and then they gave it back to me.
Amy
Yeah, they're not like dust and they're not in it. Yeah.
Derek
Okay.
Bobby Bones
They're, they're.
Derek
But could I be like, nuh, you can't get my phone.
Bobby Bones
You're agreeing when you fly at the airport to go through security, which has the right to make sure you have nothing on you that can explode.
Derek
Like when you buy your ticket, you agree to that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They didn't go. They don't go into your phone. They can't go in.
Derek
No, no, I didn't open it.
Bobby Bones
But on the outside of your computers too, though, right? They don't go into our computers, but sometimes they swab our computers when we go through. But do you think it's because you look Middle Eastern?
Derek
I get randomly.
Bobby Bones
Do you think that's the thing? And they unfairly are.
Derek
I get randomly selected every time. Not every time, but a lot of times, whenever, if there's a random selection going on, they're gonna get me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that sucks.
Amy
Doesn't sound random.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't sound random. And that's what sucks.
Derek
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because. Mike, do you get random selected? Last time I flew, I did. But do you most the time when you go through, think you're going to get random selected? No. I would say no. And I would say you look more Hispanic. And unfairly. They go after people that I feel that seem to be Middle Eastern. The Middle East. And Eddie looks more Middle Eastern.
Derek
I do. People from the Middle east think I'm from the Middle East.
Bobby Bones
Once a woman was like, oh, my husband's from the Middle East. Where are you from? And he's like, america.
Derek
I was checking out at Walmart and they're like, what are you, Kurdish? I'm like, no.
Bobby Bones
Hey, we were at Auburn once. Yes. Doing a basketball show. And the woman was like, yeah, my husband's from the Middle East.
Derek
Uh huh.
Caitlyn
Where are you from?
Derek
I'm like, texas.
Bobby Bones
She's like, no. Where are you from? From ye.
Derek
Texas. Yeah. Crazy.
Bobby Bones
That's funny. Okay, everybody Good. Is that everybody's story?
Derek
Yep, yep.
Bobby Bones
I got some other stuff to do here. Let's see. Raymundo, I was watching your Instagram stories and I saw that you went on a trip.
Raymundo
Yeah, man.
Bobby Bones
A fun beach trip.
Raymundo
Yes, man.
Derek
Jamaica.
Bobby Bones
St. Barth's where did you go?
Raymundo
Jamaica, man.
Bobby Bones
It looked. It looked nice because it looked warm.
Raymundo
It was 80, 85ish month.
Derek
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, no more Mon.
Derek
Yeah. You can do it the whole time.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You got.
Caitlyn
See, Eddie?
Bobby Bones
See what I mean? No, that's what you were doing. No, I know, but you don't do that. It's funny, like, twice. And like, our listener said, you did it too much.
Derek
I. I don't know any other way to say it other than salsa.
Bobby Bones
How was the trip? What'd you learn in Jamaica?
Raymundo
Okay, so I got my top five. You want it?
Bobby Bones
Yes. Top five things Ray learned in Jamaica. Number five.
Raymundo
We need to be more social. Everybody in Jamaica talks to each other. More small talk, man.
Derek
I love it. Yeah. You told him to not say mon anymore. He's still doing it.
Raymundo
I got to do it for my top five.
Bobby Bones
I also am not a big small talk guy.
Derek
Small talk's awesome.
Amy
But, like, Ray, what's an example of Jamaican small talk?
Raymundo
Well, they speak our language so well.
Amy
I know. I'm not. I'm just saying, like, dude, they're just really friendly.
Raymundo
Even if it was completely pointless. About a bird, about the sun, they talk about it. It's just you're here on this earth to.
Bobby Bones
But probably because you're an American, and they probably wanted tips and you're a tourist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I.
Caitlyn
They wanted.
Bobby Bones
I've been to some of those islands. That's funny, everybody. But again, we're tourists, and so they see us as money, their economy. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Next.
Raymundo
So we got to bring this thing they have called jerk chicken to the States. It is way better than Eddie salsa.
Derek
They have jerk chicken.
Caitlyn
Jerk chicken is everywhere.
Bobby Bones
Yes, they have great jerk chicken. They're probably better jerk chicken. And it's more. More prevalent.
Raymundo
Whatever sauce they're putting on it.
Derek
And definitely not salsa.
Caitlyn
I got a place for you.
Raymundo
It is amazing. Why has nobody told me?
Caitlyn
I got a place for you, bud.
Raymundo
All right, next up, tourism is huge in Jamaica. So you guys cruise. You're going to be going on. You've got a port in Jamaica, help out the economy, bring them back from that hurricane that they had.
Amy
That's what you learned.
Bobby Bones
Are you not going on the cruise?
Caitlyn
Yeah.
Derek
Is Ray not going?
Bobby Bones
I guess Ray has to run the show.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
From here.
Amy
The definition of, like, cruise fun. On a cruise.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Derek
He needs to go on the cruise.
Bobby Bones
Ray needs to go on the cruise.
Amy
Surely we could figure out nobody needs.
Bobby Bones
To go on the cruise more.
Derek
No, Ray his whole life.
Bobby Bones
It's not a cruise. I'll even say if Ray doesn't go on the cruise.
Derek
Correct.
Amy
I agree.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to get a couple nights in if you could.
Raymundo
That would be dope.
Bobby Bones
I probably can't get you the whole trip, but I don't even know that I get a couple nights. But would I me to try?
Raymundo
Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
Because I feel like why even go if Ray doesn't go?
Derek
Correct.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'm all about palm trees and beach and all that. I mean, that's the cruise.
Derek
So you were made for that.
Amy
He's like the cruise director.
Bobby Bones
Right? Like, why even have a boat if Ray can't be on it? Why even have alcohol if Ray can't drink it?
Derek
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'll make it. I'll make a. A gentle nudge. How about that? Yeah. Okay.
Raymundo
Next up, podcasts and Bluetooth have changed the world. So all yalls podcasts, make sure you're doing them every week because people are listening to them at the pool. Every person has headphones on and they're podcasting.
Bobby Bones
Two different things, Bluetooth and podcasting. But yeah, I would agree that both are. Although I'm seeing more people go back to Accords Wired.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because they're losing one of their AirPods. My wife and I'm sure you guys do this too, but my wife has taught me because I will go to sleep with an AirPod in a lot of times listening to a podcast. And then when it's over, I set it's kind of. It's not a sleep timer, but I'll just make sure it doesn't roll into something else. So it'll knock me out, it'll finish, and then I just sleep with an AirPod and I always lose in the bed and find it the next day. But what's annoying is if I have to turn to the other side because I sleep on my side, that AirPods being shoved in that ear. So sometimes if it wakes me up, I'll switch it out and my wife's like, no, you can actually put it in the other ear without it feeling uncomfortable. Just put it upside down. So I put it in my other ear upside down. So. So if I need to turn over, I just grab it quickly and turn it upside down because it's hard to do it the same in the opposite ear. Because they're made for the ears. I think they are, unless it's just a trick. But they are made differently, right? Right and left.
Derek
So. Yeah, because it has an R and.
Bobby Bones
An L. Yeah, I know. But I wonder that'd be for a reason.
Amy
Because even when you put it in the charging box, it has to go in the right hole.
Derek
Dude, the technology on those things Are so awesome. Like, I got some for Christmas. And, like, I can look to my left, and whatever I'm listening to still to my right, like, it's centered. So if I look left, it's still centered in my ears. Like it's right in front of me.
Amy
What is he talking?
Caitlyn
What the heck are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
No, but you're talking. What am I listening to? Podcasts.
Derek
I'm talking about headphones. The AirPods.
Caitlyn
But if you look to your left.
Bobby Bones
Why would that. I need you to go and start over.
Derek
Okay, so it has this directional thing where you.
Bobby Bones
Like, why is it shifting direction in your ears if you're turning your head?
Derek
So, like, the sound. Like, if you have them on and you look straight, the sound sounds like it's coming right in front of you. Right? Sounds like someone's talking to you. Or the music you're listening to is right. It's center right in front of you.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure you're right about this, but I need you to tell me more.
Derek
And then if you turn your head to the left all the way, the music still stays where it was. Does that make sense? Like, it goes from more to your life, be anywhere.
Caitlyn
What is he talking about?
Derek
No, dude, it's.
Caitlyn
Do you guys.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure there's some sort of directional listening, but I don't know that it is ever right in front of you. It is.
Derek
Or even if you bend down, it's.
Bobby Bones
Above you, but I don't know about that.
Amy
In your ears?
Caitlyn
Yeah, it's just.
Derek
It's still in your ears, but the sound is coming from.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's called spatial audio, I believe. And you set it up whenever you first get your AirPods. You kind of, like, move your head left and right so they, like, calibrate. But does the sound ever come from in front of you? Because I've done spatial audio, and I do the thing where you move your head around, it stays in front of you. I never. I guess I never feel like the sound is in front of me. I feel like it's in me, in my ears.
Derek
So, like, I was watching. I was watching a movie on the flight, right? And, like, the. The screen was right in front of me, so that's where the source is coming from. And it almost looks like, okay, that's where it is. So if I stood up and looked to my left, it was still coming.
Bobby Bones
It would only be coming out of the ear that was closest to that. Yes, I hear you. I just have never noticed that. And I guess.
Amy
Is it because if you turn your ear, they think you might need that ear to listen to something?
Bobby Bones
Probably, yes. It shuts down the ear that you're turning.
Caitlyn
Okay, so you're saying your left ear would turn off?
Derek
Like, it'd be less. My left would be less, and more of the right would come up.
Amy
Okay, I get that.
Bobby Bones
I never felt like the sound is in front of me, though, unless it's like a screen that's there, and I would understand that. But if I were listening to a podcast and turn my head, why would it change?
Derek
Yeah, maybe not in the podcast, but the screen, for sure. And then. And then also, too, I have it set up to where when I talk, the volume goes down.
Bobby Bones
So that happens.
Derek
I like that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Ray, what. What number you on?
Raymundo
This is number one. You've got to get this thing called the Global Fast Pass. It'll speed up your time when you're coming back into America. So instead of an hour and a half, it's half of a minute. And the line we were in, we just did it. It said the only people that are allowed in that line is us, people that have Global Fast Pass and ambassadors to the United States. So it's crazy cool.
Derek
Is that like TSA PreCheck?
Raymundo
It's. It's pre check. Pre check. It's like, one step above that you got to pay for. You go to the airport, they, like, do a facial scan of you. So when you come back in the country, they know your face, and you go past everybody.
Bobby Bones
We can travel internationally. It's. My wife has it. I never signed up for it, and I have clear. I would compare it to clear in America, but clear is not international, so that's cool. You had a good time, though?
Raymundo
Yep.
Derek
Cool.
Amy
Yeah, man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, man. Thank you for stopping doing that, man. Appreciate that.
Derek
Were you just at the resort the whole time?
Raymundo
Well, mon, we went on a catamaran, man, a little bit around the island. Went to Ocho Rios, Mon. Saw Lovers Rock, man. Ended up seeing just some more of the Caribbean, man.
Derek
Nice.
Raymundo
But, yeah, my wife, she doesn't leave the resort. She's, like, terrified of that. I would have gone on bike rides, runs, but, I mean, if I was to get kidnapped, then she's gonna be like, I told you so.
Amy
Well, and y' all ended up getting a better deal at a. Like a. Was it a nicer resort because of the hurricane?
Raymundo
Yes. So the hurricane, Tragically, the Category 5, took out the resort. We were going to say, Tragically, it hit 10 miles from the resort. We were gonna go to so they, boom, the resort's gone for two years, and they go, we're gonna rebook you at another other side of the island, same price. And it was more expensive. Same price.
Guest
Nice.
Bobby Bones
You got a more expensive place for the battery.
Raymundo
Just because it was, like, locked in. And we had a travel agent that my wife was wise to do that and insurance on. If we didn't have insurance, we'd have lost all that money and that trip and those flights.
Derek
Did it still feel Christmassy out there?
Raymundo
Oh, I gotta do some pictures and videos. You were right.
Bobby Bones
You were right.
Raymundo
When you are in an 85 degree environment and you got. You got the Christmas trees, every palm tree is decorated. They had Happy Holidays up there. So it was for even Interact international people. It's kind of crazy not being in snow in winter.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, I think I understand your sentiment there.
Derek
They're playing Jingle Bells.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. But Ray said Happy Holidays for international people. People celebrate Christmas all over the world.
Caitlyn
Correct.
Bobby Bones
And there are people in America that don't celebrate Christmas.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, we feel ya.
Raymundo
Happy Holidays. They're just trying to keep it generic is what they were doing. But, yeah, they did. Every square inch is just decorated. They wanted to be like, hey, sure, you have your version of Christmas in your head. Snow, you know, reindeer and stuff. Come down here where there's people, you know, with bare feet, chicken, and toes in the sand.
Bobby Bones
I want to go to Vanessa, who's on the phone, who lives in Austin. Vanessa, you're on. How's it going?
Vanessa
Hi, Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Hey.
Vanessa
So, yeah, I had a story where somebody fell asleep on a plane.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, please tell it.
Vanessa
Okay. So I was flying or, you know, we were about to take off, talking to this lady before we take off, very nice and normal. Then we're ascending up, and I'm a rule follower. And she did. Started acting weird. She reached in front of me and put my tray down. So I'm like looking around. I'm like, you know, can't have that down right now. Put it up. She did it about two or three times, and then she just falls asleep on my shoulder again. I'm looking around like, what's going on? Am I being pranked? Like, I don't know this person. And I'm like shaking her, trying to wake her up. Nothing happens. I had some M and Ms. In my lap. All of a sudden she just. Her whole head just falls on top of my lap. Long hair all over me. I'm shaking her, trying to get her up. I'm very uncomfortable now. My food's ruined. Finally get her. I kind of have to. I feel bad now, but I kind of had to shove her back into her seat to get her to sit up, right? And when I do that, she started like she was about to throw up on herself, and she did. And we're still taking off, so I shouldn't be out of my seat again. I'm a rule follower. And I'm running to the flight attendant saying, like, hey, this lady threw up all of herself. She hands me a bag and just says, oh, these young girls. Give her this, like, Give her this bag. And I'm like, no, no, no. I don't think you get it. I don't know this lady. Like, I can't go back to my seat. I don't know her. Everybody's staring at me. They finally. They move me seats, like, you know, more in the front of the plane, and I'm just embarrassed the entire time. So then the flight ends. I have to wait for everybody to get off to get my bag, and I go back, and the ladies just passed out sound asleep. So I think she took something, but I was very uncomfortable the entire time.
Bobby Bones
That sounds like a little more than just alcohol.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's a tough one. Yeah. That's unfortunate. We had some heavy, heavy, heavy turbulence flying this trip. We went to New York for my wife's birthday, and it was so cold. You know how Christmas wasn't cold? It was brutal cold in New York. Like, wind cuts you cold. And the pilot was like, yeah, the winds are really strong when we flew in. And you felt the plane. When they put the wheels down, you felt the plane start to get blown even more because the wheels were now getting. Was part of what the resistance was. Thought that might be it.
Derek
Did you clap when you landed?
Bobby Bones
Nope. Should have.
Caitlyn
No. It's so dumb.
Bobby Bones
Miley Cyrus talk about it. Maybe it was Miley Cyrus talking about how she was almost. She was on a plane crash almost once, and it was a private plane. I'm trying to remember the. I was a TikTok where she was. Maybe it was Miley. And she was talking about how they were. The pilots even started crying when they landed. Before they landed.
Derek
Oh, before they landed. I'd be like, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because they didn't think they were gonna land.
Derek
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
I think it was my.
Amy
So it wasn't tears of relief. It was fear.
Derek
Like, that's scary, dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They thought they were gonna die in a plane crash, that there were some issues with the plane and that she had seen Even the pilots start crying. And I watched this in a quick flip. You know how you're just flipping through?
Derek
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And it just came to me. But I feel like. I feel like pilots wouldn't cry in that situation. I feel like they would be doing everything possible. They'd be so focused on trying to land because I think they started going to glide. The story was, it's starting to come back to me now. One of the engines went out. And someone on the plane goes, hey. One of the engines went out.
Derek
Like, they saw it.
Bobby Bones
They heard it. And they were like, oh. And she said, it's okay. We still have our other engine. About that time, they heard the other one go out. And so everybody started to freak out on the plane. There were probably six, seven people on the plane. And she said, even the pilot started crying.
Amy
I know this is gonna sound very sexist, but do they say if there's a male or female.
Derek
You're right.
Bobby Bones
Was it a woman pilot?
Derek
Does that make sense?
Amy
She starts, no, Even I. I know this sounds. It is. But as a woman, like, I'm Jennifer.
Bobby Bones
Lawrence, not Miley Cyrus. Jennifer Lawrence.
Amy
Jennifer Lawrence.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. It was 2017. They were flying from Louisville to Teterboro, New Jersey. First engine failed as the pilots were performing an emergency landing towards. You could probably find the TikTok if you search that, and we could listen to it. But she was talking about that on a podcast, and she said. And then all of a sudden, there was the landing strip. The Runway appeared and they landed. And I thought to myself, why would the pilots start crying if there was a chance it could land on the Runway? I feel like they'd be so dialed in, like, trying hyper focused on if not landing at their landing somewhere.
Derek
Like, the crying comes when, like, I did everything I can do. We're all about to die. Start crying. You know, not if you're the pilot.
Bobby Bones
You haven't done everything you can do until we're dead.
Amy
Yeah, right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And Amy goes, is it a woman?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
I was asking if it was a male or a woman.
Bobby Bones
I think so.
Amy
Male or female? Like, because I'm trying to think as a passenger, how am I going to react if my. Like, if it's just me being a woman, If I have a woman pilot and she starts crying, I'll be like, I get it.
Caitlyn
I get it.
Amy
If a man is up there and he starts crying, I'm like, get it together.
Bobby Bones
Suck it up.
Caitlyn
Be a man.
Bobby Bones
Unfair.
Derek
Man up.
Bobby Bones
Unfair.
Amy
It's so unfair.
Bobby Bones
Show us your balls.
Derek
Do it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we have audio. If so, please hit it.
Derek
Here we go. When?
Guest
Like, in 2016, I think.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Guest
One engine went out, and then I was flying with a family friend, trying to make me laugh and was like, you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine, Like. And as soon as he said that, I knew it would happen. And then it went silent. And then I was like, the other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out. And then he, like, just slowly turned away from me and was like, I know it did. He knew that we were gonna die. I mean, the pilots knew we were gonna die. Like, the whole cockpit was lit up, Lights, sirens. Like, the pilots were crying. Then we were, like, getting closer and closer, and I was kind of trying to leave, like, voice messages for, like, my friends and family. As we start getting closer, I see a Runway, and I'm like, wow. Maybe, like, well, and then I see fire trucks and then flew back up in the air and kind of, like, caught wind for a second and then bounced again and just kind of went like that. And then the firemen broke open the door, and then all of us just started hugging and sobbing. Well, I had.
Derek
Wow. So were the pilot's women?
Bobby Bones
Did she say in that? The pilots.
Amy
She didn't.
Bobby Bones
No.
Derek
She said the pilots were crying.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she did say. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. She didn't mention anything about the sex of the pilots. Although I would like to say I do not subscribe to the. Amy's theory.
Amy
I know. I'm not saying it's my theory. I just.
Derek
That was funny, Amy. It was.
Amy
I was being honest.
Bobby Bones
No, I. Like that.
Amy
I would. I. Yeah.
Derek
Crazy story.
Bobby Bones
I don't believe the pilots were crying before they landed. And I also think, why would they cry if there was a Runway anywhere close?
Amy
But you have to think about it. Like, some pilots, like, what are. What is their experience? Like, did they just become a new parent and they're like, now, oh, my life's over.
Bobby Bones
Like, both were crying and there was a Runway that close. I just don't. Listen, as someone who dramatizes things, sometimes on purpose, sometimes accidentally, I feel like that was a bit of a dramatized version of something that really happened, was really scary.
Derek
Like, they were probably crying.
Amy
I feel like the pilot.
Bobby Bones
And then after they landed, the pilots were probably crying. Unless they were women, then they were probably. They were crying when they got up. Like, we can't believe we're women and we're pilots.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
But so proud. We've broken the Glass ceiling.
Amy
If this has gone viral, you know, the pilots, if they weren't crying, they're like, well, wait a second.
Bobby Bones
Shut up.
Derek
I wasn't crying.
Amy
I was crying.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Mark, didn't you fly Jennifer Lawrence that one time? She's lying. Remember that, that flight you said. You said.
Amy
She said y' all were crying.
Bobby Bones
She said you were crying, you big wimp.
Amy
I guess, too, you. Like, you would think, like, some pilots, they do have military experience, so depending on what kind of, you know, intense traumatic events they've been an airplane and some have vaginas. But some women are not going to cry, is my point.
Bobby Bones
I don't think. To me. I know. I just think my point is I.
Amy
Wouldn'T have thought that as a passenger. I think if I have male pilots and they're up there crying, I'd be pissed.
Bobby Bones
That's unfair. Let them cry the same.
Amy
It is unfair.
Bobby Bones
I don't want anybody crying.
Amy
And if they're women and they're crying and be like, let's hug it out.
Bobby Bones
He goes up and rubs their shoulders.
Derek
You know what, though? Props to them. If they were crying and they landed the plane. Props to them.
Bobby Bones
They couldn't even see and they landed.
Derek
They still landed the plane.
Bobby Bones
That's from the La Culturistas podcast. And that's from Page Six's TikTok. Zach Bryan got married in Spain. And this was.
Amy
What's up with that?
Bobby Bones
This was interesting for a couple reasons. One, his girlfriend, his fiance, then his wife now looks exactly like Brianna Chicken Fry.
Amy
Very similar.
Bobby Bones
I'm talking about if you were to put a picture of them up and go, hey, who's this? You go, oh, that's Zach, Brian and Brianna Chicken Fry before they broke up. She looks that similar. And so they posted a picture. He was in a tux. I mean, tell me that doesn't look like Brianna Chicken Fry. Look at the one. Go down a row. Right, Go to the right. Go to the right. Go to the right. Down, down. Right there. That picture right there, that's looks like Brianna Chicken Fry.
Caitlyn
That's not his wife.
Bobby Bones
That's his wife.
Derek
Yeah.
Amy
Now maybe Mike, do a side by side of Samantha and Chicken Fry up there.
Bobby Bones
Brian, chicken. Go up to that picture up to the right.
Derek
That's chicken fry.
Bobby Bones
That one right there. That one hit that one.
Derek
Dude, that's the same person.
Bobby Bones
Him. And that one looks like it could be either one of them.
Amy
Right? But that's Samantha.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but that. That's the one where you. That looks like Brianna Chicken Fry.
Derek
Wow. That's crazy.
Caitlyn
So that's not his wife. The one that we're. Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
You can't tell. Okay, there they are.
Derek
Okay, they look like the same person. That's crazy. He's got a type.
Bobby Bones
He definitely has a type. Brianna, chicken fry.
Caitlyn
Chicken fry might be hotter.
Bobby Bones
Look at that.
Caitlyn
Wow.
Bobby Bones
That is their wedding picture. Mike, I'm sorry to tell you to do this, but would you go back? The picture they took, that one and the one that's the third one on the second row. They're saying that he took the pictures like this because he's so short. He either has her sit down or he picks her up and she's tall. Well, I don't know if he's tall or not. He's just little. Gotta embrace it.
Amy
They were together like five months, right?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Let's see.
Derek
I feel like the chicken fry thing wasn't that long ago.
Bobby Bones
No, that wasn't that long ago, but that was post breakup. And again, I think they'd probably broken up longer. But the story came out because she wouldn't sign the NDA, passed up the money, etc. I was talking about that.
Amy
I wonder if Samantha signed a. Oh, I'm.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure a prenup, but you don't need an NDA yet.
Amy
Yeah, you signed the NDA the way it went with chicken fry. He might be like.
Bobby Bones
But apparently he's had. Allegedly, he's had Multiple women sign NDAs. Like, even his ex wife. Like, don't talk about him and he'll give you a bunch of money.
Amy
Oh, he was married before. I can't keep up.
Caitlyn
Was that before he got famous?
Morgan
Yes, I think it was when he.
Amy
Was in the army.
Caitlyn
Yeah. In the military.
Amy
Yeah. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but tell me she doesn't look exactly like.
Amy
It looks very, very similar.
Bobby Bones
He turned off the comments on his.
Amy
Instagram because of how similar they look. Just because people can't help themselves. No, I think I read which who knows. But yeah, that they from five months when they got together to married.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's been married twice now, but still with Samantha Leonard. But he was married to Rose Madden 2020-2021. I thought they were married longer than that. And most recently to Samantha Leonard. He announced his marriage to Leonard on New Year's Eve 2025, following his divorce from Madden, his former US Navy shipmate. I guess they were both in the military together. 2021. Anyway, I hope they're happy. That's cool. But man, does she not. I saw Dave Portnoy talking about it. He said, zach Bryan's married a Brianna Chicken fire robot.
Derek
Yeah. I mean, she looks just like her.
Bobby Bones
And then Brianna Chicken Fry did some TikTok to a song, a Taylor Swift song that was alluding to this. Here we go. I did one other thing hilarious that Amy got fooled by AI during the break.
Amy
I did.
Bobby Bones
There was a video.
Amy
I didn't even know till Bobby told me.
Bobby Bones
There was a video of a judge hugging somebody who was in a courtroom. And she was like, now, Now. And it was so AI. Now I.
Amy
It was not so AI.
Derek
I saw you post this in.
Amy
This was the. I was like, this is the compassion and we need in the world. Like, humanity is restored. Like, this is. This is what it's all about. I think when I reposted, I even put, like, this period, because, you know, it's like that feeling of, like, this.
Bobby Bones
It was like a judge hugging a criminal. All dressed in orange, and she's, like, petting him. Oh, no. Because he had only Amy. This is AI.
Amy
He was. He'd only written a hot check for, like, eight.
Bobby Bones
He was in an orange jumpsuit and.
Amy
For medication for, like, his.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I know, I know. Like, I posted it, and I was so moved by it. Like, I was at the grocery store by the cheese. I remember exactly where I was.
Derek
You're scrolling while you're shopping for cheese.
Bobby Bones
She's done, like, eight things at once.
Caitlyn
Always.
Amy
Yes, yes. Now that you say that. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I get a little sidetracked. I probably went to my phone to check a text or check my grocery list, and then I end up on TikTok or Instagram. And I was like, I'm gonna repost this. And then later, I check my DMs and Bobby's, like, that's AI.
Bobby Bones
I just want to take it down so she wouldn't be embarrassed. Yeah.
Derek
Bobby the only one that figured that out.
Guest
Yeah.
Derek
Oh.
Amy
Everyone else is like, I mean, I'll be honest.
Derek
I saw the video and I believed it, but I didn't. I didn't invest too much time, and I saw him like, that's cool. And then moved on.
Amy
I was like.
Derek
So maybe it's okay.
Amy
But why'd they do that?
Caitlyn
I'm not really sure why they make.
Bobby Bones
That cloud follows all that.
Derek
It's.
Bobby Bones
I mean, it's just a. I slop everywhere. It's. Everything's. AI.
Amy
This year is about to get real.
Bobby Bones
We have it. Do you want to see it, guys?
Guest
Yes.
Amy
It will move you.
Bobby Bones
Except it ain't Real. And they talk in the AI voice. Like, their speech pattern.
Amy
Well, don't act like I had the volume of the grocery store.
Caitlyn
Oh, there's a video. I thought it was just a picture. Okay. I was like. I thought a picture. I was like, well, how are you telling a picture?
Bobby Bones
Like, that's. You have it.
Derek
The charges.
Vanessa
You deserve a second chance, and I believe you can take it.
Bobby Bones
I don't even know what to say. Thank you, your honor.
Vanessa
Thank you so much.
Bobby Bones
He's, like, rubbing his face. AI voice and how they talk in that tone.
Amy
Okay. But what I saw mine was, we all know it's AI. But my version didn't have that.
Derek
Didn't have that on the bottom.
Amy
No. Swaggerlicious. That's not who I reposted.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she knew, though. She goes, we all know it's AI. Hey, we all didn't.
Amy
No, we all didn't.
Bobby Bones
I look so real.
Amy
I was like, wow, that is just a beautiful picture of mercy.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Abby. I didn't take your present. Put it outside.
Derek
What?
Bobby Bones
I didn't take your Christmas present. Put it outside.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I was a little concerned.
Bobby Bones
I was like, abby put a gift in. It was a hat. Yeah. And Arkansas razorback. No, no, that's.
Derek
I.
Bobby Bones
That. I like that stuff.
Amy
Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
It was other stuff.
Derek
It's not in the pile.
Bobby Bones
No, that's not ready to go to.
Derek
That would hurt.
Amy
Eddie walks in with a new hat.
Bobby Bones
Razorback coasters. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I think that's all for now.
Amy
I'm probably gonna get got by AI more, just so you know. I just feel like.
Bobby Bones
Did you see the guy? I think his name is Ebo Noah. Somewhere in Africa, he was saying that on Christmas day, the flood was going to come. And so all of his followers were giving him all this money to build the big ark. Yeah. And they were giving them all. And then. But he was making. Also getting a lot of money.
Derek
And his name was Noah.
Bobby Bones
No, his name's Ebo. Yeah, Ebo Noah. Yeah. And, you know, God had told him. So his followers had, like, sold all their stuff to give him the money. They could go with him. And then he had to announce, oh, he just got a message from God. Just came in. That's not going to be a flood on Christmas. Did you see the story at all?
Derek
No, no.
Bobby Bones
I saw it leading into it, and I thought, well, we know how this is going to end.
Derek
Did he keep the money?
Amy
Of course.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I don't know that he did for sure. I don't Think he's looking to give it all back. I don't. Also don't think God reached out to him and said, hey, bud, we're going to have a flood. And then God hits up, hey, remember that flood?
Derek
It's not happening. I changed my mind.
Bobby Bones
I was wrong. And so he just bilked all those people of all that money.
Amy
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
You know what also is kind of annoying? That we don't see any of those parking spots that say, park here if you're pregnant.
Amy
I only know of the ones at the mall.
Bobby Bones
We don't even see those. We looked. We're shopping for Christmas. We didn't see them anywhere.
Amy
Oh, may they take them away.
Bobby Bones
We finally get pregnant, and this is the only time we're pregnant. Because mostly it's her.
Derek
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But we finally get pregnant, and there's not even a single pregnant parking spot.
Derek
It's rude. Rude.
Bobby Bones
There you go. I had that, too.
Amy
Maybe they got rid of them.
Caitlyn
Yeah, of the.
Bobby Bones
I think that's what they did. There are not enough pregnant people parking there. And during the holidays, they need more spots for people.
Derek
They have VIP parking now. You can pay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we park in that sometimes. It's not a member. You can just hit the code and pay 3.99 for, like, an hour.
Derek
Park right in front of the store.
Bobby Bones
But those were all full, too.
Derek
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. At the mall closest to us, they have probably, like, 18 spots like that on the sign. It has that code.
Derek
Yeah, the code or whatever. Is it okay to park in handicap if you're pregnant?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
I don't believe you're handicapped.
Derek
Nope. Okay.
Caitlyn
But those pay parking is really. You get so excited. Oh, I found a spot. And you pull in.
Derek
Dang it.
Bobby Bones
That's how I feel about some of those spots, too, where it's delivery only.
Caitlyn
Oh, so annoying.
Bobby Bones
Or even a motorcycle.
Derek
The. The little tiny spots that are only like, three.
Bobby Bones
No, just a spot where a motorcycle. You're like, oh, there's an empty one. Motorcycle. Son of a.
Derek
Or. Or when, like, you pull up and, like, somebody pulled up way too far, and you can't see the tail until you pull up.
Bobby Bones
I got a spot.
Derek
And then you go, oh, no, there's.
Bobby Bones
A. I never see those. There was a small compact car. Huh. And they're really cooper.
Caitlyn
Or between two trucks. So you think, oh, I got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Did you get cc'd on some emails for me?
Derek
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or about me over the break?
Amy
Mm, yeah. Like one of your deals.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't to me.
Amy
No, about you. About you and a deal and a client and these meetings and having you do certain things.
Bobby Bones
And they talked price.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, there was stuff on there. I tried not to pay attention to it because I felt like I'm seeing something I'm not supposed to see.
Derek
But it was emailed.
Caitlyn
But then also I was a little.
Amy
Intrigued because I was like, okay, it wasn't for me. So, I don't know, mad.
Guest
It was.
Amy
About you and a dealership or it.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like a drug dealer dealer ship.
Amy
But you know how there is Amy and sales. I think that they accidentally were CCing me on it instead of her. But there are like lots of emails flying about.
Bobby Bones
Did you learn anything? It was nice of you to not read it. I mean, she read it.
Caitlyn
Oh, she read it.
Bobby Bones
I don't even know what it is, so I don't care.
Derek
Tell him. Tell me you read it.
Amy
Yeah, yours. 2026 is going to be a good year.
Derek
Good for you, dude.
Amy
Yeah, good. But good for you is good for us because it's good for the goose. Goose. It's good for the gander.
Bobby Bones
That's not why that saying is said. What you wouldn't want to say in that situation is a rising tide lifts all ships.
Amy
There you go.
Derek
Never heard that.
Caitlyn
I never heard that.
Bobby Bones
What's good for the goose is good for the gander is. Well, if you get it, I should get it too.
Derek
Oh, that's different.
Guest
Yeah.
Derek
What's the one you said? The high tide and the rising tide.
Bobby Bones
A rising tide lifts all ships.
Amy
Yeah.
Derek
That's kind of cool.
Amy
Whoever scores the touchdown, the whole team benefits.
Derek
Oh, there's no I in team.
Bobby Bones
Okay, now you guys are just saying things. I like it. That's it. Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
Amy
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