MON PT 2: MAJOR Drama Over Our Cruise Rooms! + Lunchbox Steals From Grocery Stores + Most Shocking Names In The Epstein Files

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – February 16, 2026 (MON PT 2)

Main Theme:
The team dives into major drama over the cruise room assignments for the upcoming Top Shelf Country Cruise, sparks debate about etiquette and honesty in grocery store behavior, discusses odd gift-giving customs, and then pivots into a provocative conversation about the most shocking names that could be (or are rumored to be) in the Epstein files—exploring themes of hypocrisy, celebrity, and public image.

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1. Cruise Room Drama

Starts ~[01:07], main segment [02:27]–[14:35]

Key Points & Insights:

• The Bobby Bones team is set to go on the Top Shelf Country Cruise, but there’s unexpectedly major drama over how their cruise rooms were assigned.
• Scuba Steve, the executive producer (and cruise veteran with 20 under his belt), is especially upset about not getting a "better" room, thinking his role merited an upgrade.
  • Quote: “I mean, I’m the executive producer of the show and doing a lot of things. I feel like I should be at least in the same level as Eddie and Lunchbox.” – Scuba Steve [02:35]
• Everyone is confused by the code system used for the rooms (CS, SS, CC, etc.), discovering on-air that there’s a clear hierarchy—Bobby and Amy have very upscale accommodations (with butler service), while Lunchbox, Mike, and others are several tiers down.
• Amy’s room is one tier below Bobby’s but still includes “European-style butler service, daily minibar, and access to Michael’s Club.”
• Resentment brews, particularly from Lunchbox, who feels slighted:
  • Quote: “If they want to start the cruise off with controversy and everybody hating each other, they did a great job.” – Lunchbox [11:19]

Memorable Moments:

• The joking rivalry between “access levels” (Michael’s Club, walk-in closets, golf umbrellas, etc.).
• The notion that some can’t even visit others’ floors or rooms due to class restrictions.
• Amy tries to downplay her suite, but Lunchbox keeps coming back to how it’s “absolutely stupid” and a sign of disrespect.

Timestamps of Note:

• [04:25] – Amy, surprised by her own room assignment.
• [06:01] – Lunchbox verifies his room tier is two below Amy.
• [09:00] – Amy happily announces her complimentary bottle of sparkling wine.
• [11:19] – Lunchbox’s impassioned complaint about the division.

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2. Calendar Habits and Gender Roles

[16:22]–[17:52]

Highlights:

• Discussion triggered by a caller who’s amazed that Eddie only looks at his daily calendar the morning of, relying on his wife for reminders.
  • Quote: “How do you function? Or does your wife hold every single card?” – Caller [16:22]
• Bobby, Amy, and Mike debate calendaring styles.
  • Bobby looks at day, week, and month daily; Mike finds anything past the current day stressful, and says he just “doesn’t care that much” [17:02].
• Lunchbox says he never consults a calendar, just “has it in my head” [16:57].

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3. Grocery Store Etiquette: Sampling & Stealing

[19:04]–[21:16]

Highlights:

• Caller shares disgust at a family openly sampling unreleased fruit (grapes, raspberries) in the grocery store.
• Amy admits to sometimes sampling berries in-store "because you never know if you’re going to get a bad batch," but admits it's technically wrong [20:09].
  • Quote: “I’m not able to wash this. So I just kind of take one for the team so I don’t end up with a bad batch of blueberries.” – Amy [20:09]
• Lunchbox confesses to giving his kids bananas while shopping and sometimes not paying for them, because cashiers say “it’s all right.”
  • Quote: "Oh, we had a banana…that’s all right." – Lunchbox [20:44]
• Bobby points out that if everyone did this, the costs add up.

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4. Gift-Giving and Parental Boundaries

[21:17]–[22:09]

Points:

• Caller asks if it’s weird for her parents to reimburse her for gifts.
• Bobby and the team agree it’s odd, but parents probably mean well—“they don’t want you to spend money on them.”

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5. "Most Shocking Names in the Epstein Files"

[24:48]–[38:50]

Major Discussion Points:

• Inspired by Nancy Mace’s comments on the variety of names in Epstein documents, Bobby asks the team: “Who would you be most shocked to see in the files?”
  • Mr. Rogers, The Rock, and Tom Hanks are top “shocking” suggestions.
• Tom Hanks’ name has been rumored before, but Bobby isn’t convinced; he’s more surprised by wild, out-of-nowhere types like The Rock or Betty White [25:38–26:18].
• Amy notes her shock at seeing prominent businesswomen implicated (“How are you involved in this?”).
• Mike: suggests Taylor Swift, Celine Dion [26:51].
• Bobby: expresses how sad he'd be about Adam Sandler, Steve Carell, David Letterman [36:43–37:01].
• Lunchbox: “Dolly [Parton].” Amy: “Reba.” Both say it’d be impossible to believe.
• Discussion on how accusations or rumors have conditioned people not to be surprised by anything, and how slow information leaks numb public reaction.
  • Quote: “They’re acting like…if it’s ever all revealed, our minds are gonna be blown. But it’s such a slow rollout…just another day.” – Bobby [38:04]
• Joe Rogan’s meta presence: Mention of Joe Rogan’s inclusion because he explicitly refused to attend any such events and is “in the Epstein files…saying I’m not going to that crazy place.” [27:32]

On Hypocrisy and Public Morality:

• Bobby and Amy discuss the dangers of performative virtue—especially among pastors, politicians, or public figures who loudly denounce others.
  • Quote: “If you’re, like, super, super anti-gay, you’re diddling.” – Bobby [29:57]
  • Amy: “When you make that your platform, I’m like, let’s look behind the curtain.” [29:29]
• Bobby: Hypocrisy, especially for profit or power, is infuriating. Using Kid Rock as an example: “He’s playing a character now because it’s making him money.” [32:04]
• The team discusses infamous lyrics, boycotts, and cultural double standards, with Amy highlighting how old hypocritical lyrics get ignored.

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6. Related Pop Culture: Eyes Wide Shut, "Blink Twice"

[38:22]–[40:01]

• References to “Blink Twice” (Zoe Kravitz-produced film) and “Eyes Wide Shut” (Kubrick's film), both dealing with secret, elite exploitation.
• Theorizes Kubrick’s original, darker ending for Eyes Wide Shut paralleled real-life scandals and was “too close to the truth.” [39:08–39:49]

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7. Miscellaneous, Light-Hearted, and Listener Calls

• Fake IDs: Staff shares stories about real and forged fake IDs, run-ins with border control, and clandestine local “ID guys.” [41:45–43:48]
• Lost Prosthetic Leg & Weird Smuggling: Story about a lost prosthetic leg returning after 10 months in the ocean, drug smuggling tricks, and border seizures. [43:54–45:50]

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Notable Quotes (with Speaker & Timestamp)

• “If they want to start the cruise off with controversy and everybody hating each other, they did a great job.” – Lunchbox [11:19]
• “How do you function? Or does your wife hold every single card?” – Caller [16:22]
• “I’m not able to wash this. So I just kind of take one for the team so that I don’t end up with a bad batch of blueberries.” – Amy [20:09]
• “If you’re, like, super, super anti-gay, you’re diddling.” – Bobby [29:57]
• “They’re acting like…if it’s ever all revealed, our minds are gonna be blown. But it’s such a slow rollout…just another day.” – Bobby [38:04]

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Tone and Language

• The tone is irreverent, teasing, and candid—classic Bobby Bones Show banter, with frequent ribbing between coworkers, playful but honest confessions, and pivoting seamlessly from jokes to deeper, occasionally uncomfortable social insights.

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Timestamps & Segment Guide

| Time | Topic | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:27-14:35 | Cruise room drama, conversation and group rivalry | | 16:22-17:52 | Calendar usage & gender roles discussion | | 19:04-21:16 | Grocery store etiquette, fruit snacking, minor theft admissions | | 21:17-22:09 | Parental gift reimbursement question | | 24:48-38:50 | Epstein file hypothetical: “most shocking names” | | 38:22-40:01 | Pop culture references (Eyes Wide Shut, “Blink Twice”) | | 41:45-43:48 | Fake IDs: staff stories | | 43:54-45:50 | Lost prosthetic leg, marijuana smuggling, odd discoveries |

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a lively rollercoaster of jealousy, confession, and speculation—starting with cruise-class resentment, touching on daily life quirks (calendars, gifting, grocery snacking), and ending with a surprisingly real, open debate on the darkness behind public images, especially in the age of leaked and AI-disrupted truth. It’s as revealing about the hosts’ own personalities as it is about the headlines they riff on.

Transcript

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[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, that's fine. I don't care.

[Bobby]

Scuba's mad. He got a room that he didn't want. He didn't want a room in the middle of rooms because he gets seasick, right?

[Scuba Steve]

Yes. Yeah. I was looking for a nice room with a balcony. And I mean, I'm the executive producer of the show and doing a lot of things. I mean, I feel like I should be at least in the same level as Eddie and Lunchbox.

[Bobby]

Okay. And so he is like, man, I wanted a better room. And so we're having a good laugh, you know, getting a good giggle in also, I was amazed that he been on so many cruises. Like, where have you gone?

[Scuba Steve]

So mostly it's Caribbean because living in Florida, growing up there, it would be places like St. Thomas, St. Martin, Puerto Rico, all around there, the Virgin Islands. It's where we usually would cruise to.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm looking. And then. So he knew. None of us knew what the room things meant.

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[Mike]

We all got our itinerary, but I don't. It's all in code. I really don't.

[Lunchbox]

I still don't even know how you know what room you have.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't even know.

[Mike]

It's in the email.

[Bobby]

For those. Those that don't know.

[Amy]

We're no attached document.

[Bobby]

We're doing a thing called the Top Shelf Country Cruise. And there's a lot of artists are going. We're going. And then we got sent all this information and we're doing another one next year too. So if you didn't get on this year, you can go to the one next year. Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

It's in that second document that has.

[Bobby]

Your name on it. Hey, I see my room now.

[Mike]

Go to your email.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yours is really nice.

[Bobby]

Okay. So I am in something called, like, what's the nicest room?

[Scuba Steve]

Pretty much what you're in. They have versions of what yours is. I don't want to say what it is because I don't want people to, like, start hunting you down trying to find your room.

[Bobby]

Oh, but it's a type of room. I'm not going to say the room I'm in, Right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

But it then leads to people, to what level or what floor you'll be on.

[Mike]

And what if there's only like two of those rooms? All know one's yours.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Huh.

[Bobby]

Well, mine, I guess is good. According to Scuba, it's more than good.

[Lunchbox]

It's awesome.

[Bobby]

It is?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, man.

[Mike]

It's top shelf.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. And so then. So, okay, if I'm not saying mine, can they say theirs?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yours is fine.

[Mike]

Oh, you don't care about anybody.

[Lunchbox]

I'm very confused now. What did you get Amy?

[Amy]

I don't know. Did I get the same as.

[Bobby]

I wouldn't say you're. Because.

[Amy]

Did I get the same as Bobby?

[Bobby]

What are the. What are the. What are the initials?

[Lunchbox]

This is bull crap.

[Mike]

Huh?

[Bobby]

SS no, that's not mine.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, you got SS you're nicer.

[Bobby]

Mine's CS.

[Amy]

Oh, you're. You're a step above me.

[Bobby]

Okay, so they've tiered us out.

[Amy]

Okay, so, like, you have a couch.

[Bobby]

Okay. Oh, you can see the rooms.

[Amy]

Oh, I have a miniature little couch. I'm on the website. I'm on topshelfcountrycruise.com.

[Mike]

Oh, and you can plug in what your room is.

[Bobby]

Okay, so mine is that, and then Amy's is the S. Okay, and then what is. You guys's.

[Mike]

Smaller. Smaller than that?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, but it's a disgrace.

[Bobby]

Initial me. CC yeah, CC all three of you guys are cc.

[Lunchbox]

But I don't understand why y' all.

[Amy]

Didn'T even get A.C. no, Amy, we.

[Bobby]

Didn'T get A.C. what'd you get?

[Scuba Steve]

I got veranda.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm looking at them here.

[Mike]

You got the rooms.

[Amy]

Wait, that looks nice.

[Bobby]

I don't get it. I don't see mine, though. Like, that top one. I don't see.

[Amy]

Wait, Scuba, yours looks nice.

[Bobby]

Can you scroll down?

[Scuba Steve]

Mine's a shoebox. And. And some of them don't actually have balcony.

[Bobby]

That's mine there.

[Amy]

Like, but how you're not. The thing is, though, my thing about this is you're not even hanging out in your room.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, then trade me rooms.

[Bobby]

Amy's SS Amy's one.

[Lunchbox]

You're rolling your mouth when you're sitting up there in luxury.

[Bobby]

All right, and then you guys are.

[Lunchbox]

What.

[Bobby]

What is your initials?

[Lunchbox]

C.C. whatever.

[Mike]

C.C.

[Bobby]

You guys are two below Amy.

[Amy]

We'll see two below.

[Lunchbox]

Two below.

[Mike]

So do we at least see the ocean? Like, do our windows look out?

[Bobby]

Like, how Scuba's is below Scuba. Scuba's is one below you guys. We had no idea.

[Amy]

But I don't know that I'm gonna get rid of the European style butler service.

[Mike]

Really, Amy? The butler service?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I didn't do this.

[Mike]

You get your own butler.

[Amy]

I don't know what that means. Scuba, you've been on cruises.

[Scuba Steve]

What does that have a special, like, entrance and area? And you have, like, escalated check ins and checkouts, and you have people basically waiting for you.

[Amy]

Complimentary mini bar stock daily.

[Bobby]

Can you go down to mine?

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. Scoop is complaining. We have the exact same size room. It's just. We get more loyalty points. That's the only difference.

[Bobby]

So, Amy, I also have a European style butler service.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Wow. I have a veranda with lounge seating. I have exclusive Michael's Club access. Do you have that?

[Amy]

Let me see.

[Mike]

What's Michael's Club?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Sounds like a nice guy, though.

[Mike]

Good old Michael.

[Amy]

Yes, I can come to Michael's Club.

[Bobby]

Good. I wonder if they can even get in Michael's Club. I get a welcome bottle of sparkling wine.

[Lunchbox]

I get a beach towel.

[Mike]

Beach towel. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, and I can use a hair dryer. Hey.

[Bobby]

Via my butler, I get a complimentary daily en suite specialty coffee service and a full en suite breakfast, lunch, and dinner service. Again via butler.

[Mike]

All right, that's it. I'm coming to your place for breakfast.

[Lunchbox]

This is so stupid.

[Bobby]

I mean, what is so stupid to you about it?

[Lunchbox]

The disrespect. The disrespect we get. I just.

[Amy]

I just. Honestly, I would have legit thought that we would all have been on. On the same floor, our rooms, right in a row. That's literally what I would have thought. This feels a little.

[Bobby]

Amy, you're the one that bragged to them when we went on the air.

[Amy]

I didn't brag to them. What do you mean brag?

[Bobby]

Well, you were.

[Amy]

I made a joke about the butler just now. Because I just read that.

[Bobby]

No, before we started.

[Mike]

Before we hit.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby]

Because we go on. You were like, does everybody else have their room?

[Amy]

Because I read mine. I didn't know when I read it, and I was like, oh, shoot.

[Bobby]

I thought it was a great joke. I thought it was a great joke.

[Amy]

Yeah. And then Mike was like, this is like the Titanic.

[Mike]

Dang, this casino looks huge.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you won't be allowed to it, dude. You got to go to one section.

[Bobby]

You got to be in Michael's club.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not allowed in that part. And then it's like. I mean, I got a question.

[Bobby]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

It was my room service free. Because it's saying I gotta pay.

[Amy]

No, you probably don't, because you.

[Mike]

No, I'm just going to Amy's to get her butler. Hey.

[Bobby]

9.99 to get room service, Mike. That I'm on.

[Amy]

Guys, y' all can 100% come to my room.

[Bobby]

It looks like your bed's up against the wall.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, we're the same size as Scuba, so we're a shoebox, just like he said.

[Bobby]

No, it looks like a good room. You do have 24 hour room service. You have A complimentary shoeshine service.

[Mike]

Oh, that's cool.

[Lunchbox]

I've never done that.

[Mike]

My flip flops.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy, they can't get to your room because they don't have access to that floor.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God. You're just running.

[Bobby]

Oh, wow. They don't have access to get to Amy's floor at all?

[Scuba Steve]

No, not at all.

[Amy]

I got my complimentary bottle of sparkling wine.

[Lunchbox]

This is so stupid.

[Mike]

A complimentary bottle of sparkling wine?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Why do they do this? Like, why do they do this?

[Amy]

Bobby, I'll meet you for afternoon tea at Michael's Club.

[Bobby]

Hey, Michael's club.

[Mike]

I want to go. No, can't go in there.

[Bobby]

Nope. Can't get a Michael's club.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Amy]

Do you have to pay for WI fi?

[Mike]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scuba Steve]

I got them WI Fi, though. I fought for that because they weren't going to do it.

[Lunchbox]

And so you got.

[Amy]

Are you serious?

[Scuba Steve]

I had a fight for WI fi.

[Amy]

I was joking. I can give them.

[Lunchbox]

No, you can't even get up there.

[Amy]

Amy, if I give you a key to my room, I can't even turn.

[Lunchbox]

Around without hitting a wall.

[Bobby]

People up where we are. We don't have people like them coming up.

[Amy]

Okay, but listen, I thought it would be fun. And we all, like, hang out in each other's rooms and it's, like, fun.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, Scuba.

[Amy]

This is like. Feels very separate.

[Mike]

Amy, what are you talking about?

[Lunchbox]

Scuba, did you get the family veranda or the veranda?

[Scuba Steve]

The standard veranda.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I was like. Yours has couches and chairs and.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Scuba, you do have a outlook, though.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It has a balcony.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Disney Cruise Announcer]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Well. Oh, you can have fresh ice delivered to your room.

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You guys only get stale ice.

[Mike]

Do we have an ice machine or anything on our floor?

[Bobby]

No. Here to bring one for now.

[Lunchbox]

We can use the hair dryer, though.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

What? What?

[Mike]

Amy?

[Bobby]

Eddie, are you upset?

[Mike]

No. I mean, I'm not upset, but I just don't know why the company does this.

[Bobby]

Here's my question. Are you upset that Amy's room is nicer than yours? It is a classification above yours. Are you upset at that specifically?

[Lunchbox]

Be real, though. Be real.

[Mike]

I'm not saying about it.

[Bobby]

Ok.

[Mike]

Okay. I just don't understand why they would class classify us.

[Bobby]

Like, what if there are only so many rooms and all of them are sold out and so they're going, well, there's only one, like, version of Amy's room. We'll put Amy in that room and we'll just walk it down.

[Mike]

I get That, I mean, I get that. It's fine. Honestly. It's just me, like, it's just me in there and like Amy.

[Lunchbox]

It's just Amy in there.

[Mike]

But we're not going to spend that much time in our room, right, Amy? Is that what you say?

[Amy]

No, I don't think we are at all.

[Bobby]

That's what I'd say too. Breakfast at a room, like.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Bobby]

Amy's going to be in Michael's club. She ain't going to be in the room.

[Amy]

Daily maid turn down service.

[Mike]

You can turn down the maid.

[Bobby]

No, they come.

[Amy]

Turn down. They come and turn down your bed and do it. They probably leave a little chocolate lunchbox.

[Bobby]

Are you upset that Amy has.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, absolutely. It's absolutely stupid. If they want to start the cruise off with controversy and everybody hating each other. They did a great job. They did. They did an amazing job. Great planning on their part. Like, I, I, yeah, it's awkward. I give them a round of applause, guys. I mean, they really nailed it. I mean, looks good.

[Bobby]

Looks fun.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it looks great. Can't wait to get on that ship.

[Amy]

I just think we're really gonna be in our rooms to sleep. Like, I probably won't even use the complimentary.

[Mike]

I won't leave Michael's club because it sounds so awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah, I won't even use the complimentary binoculars, I'm sure.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you got binoculars too? I didn't get that.

[Mike]

You have binoculars and a golf umbrella.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Fresh ice delivered. Oh, mine request.

[Lunchbox]

Mine says you can use a toilet twice a day in yours. Thanks, man. That's.

[Bobby]

Hey, toilet. It's got a pay toilet on it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby]

That's fun.

[Lunchbox]

That's gonna be awesome, man.

[Bobby]

We're looking forward to it.

[Amy]

What is embarkation day? Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Something you probably got the day.

[Scuba Steve]

The lunch you get in the first day when you embark. Take off.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah. It says on there is cheese and crackers on there.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

No, they said you might want to bring a lunch meat sandwich from home.

[Bobby]

Well, everybody, glad you were all going.

[Lunchbox]

Can I ask a question? I mean.

[Amy]

Yeah, ask it.

[Bobby]

Get it out of your system when.

[Lunchbox]

It comes to eating. Where are we eating?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I think there are dinner. I know that I have like a.

[Amy]

I have 24 hour room service.

[Bobby]

No, we do too. I think, I think there are multiple places, Scooby, even on these cruises.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, they have a lot of different spots. This one is pretty cool because they have not only this, the common like buffet area. For breakfast, lunch and dinner. But they also have really nice restaurants. I think there's like five or six of them that you can pay to use. They may get in there for free, but you have to pay extra for it.

[Lunchbox]

So wait, we had to pay?

[Bobby]

No, we're going as part of our job.

[Amy]

You're not going to pay for pay for anything.

[Bobby]

You have to pay for casino.

[Mike]

I'm sure I can't even find Michael.

[Lunchbox]

What about the spa?

[Mike]

It's not on there.

[Bobby]

The Internet knows who not to even let in to see.

[Amy]

We need to know what is Michael's club.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. I can't get a free massage on there for working my tail off?

[Scuba Steve]

I don't think so. It's not part of the deal.

[Amy]

Wait, but is there a spa?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, there's a spa.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's covered in yours.

[Amy]

Amy, I'll pay to go.

[Bobby]

No, it says no, you're good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you're good. You got it. You have a masseuse on call.

[Amy]

Whatever. That's not true.

[Mike]

It's actually Michael.

[Bobby]

Michael's the one that comes and rubs you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You have unlimited access to sea thermal suite and Persian garden with wellness consultation specified to guest preferences. There you go. You get free massages. Have fun. All right, good.

[Bobby]

Good talk, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Man, that's crazy.

[Bobby]

Can't wait for our cruise, which by the way, they're already up. You can, you can hop in for 2020. This year's 2026. But can they already buy the 2027 Scuba? It's been announced.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, it's been announced. But you can get on there and get on the pre sale and reserve or hold your cabin.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm going to send an email and I'm going to reserve my cabin for next year and it's going to be bigger. Sweet.

[Amy]

A walk in closet.

[Lunchbox]

Amy, what's yours called?

[Bobby]

Apparently Amy's walk in closet. The size of you guys room.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To go eight down to see our room. Yeah, from the best Amy.

[Bobby]

What's yours called?

[Amy]

I'm not saying we haven't.

[Lunchbox]

What were the initials? Oh, I already got it. I got it right here.

[Bobby]

Let's run. Let's run through some voicemails.

[Lunchbox]

Does mine have a tv? It doesn't have a tv.

[Mike]

Ours doesn't have a tv.

[Bobby]

Quarters in.

[Caller/Guest]

So you guys, you have a tv?

[Lunchbox]

Not the size of Amy's. Have you seen Amy's?

[Bobby]

Okay, dude, Michael's club looks awesome. Elevated style and convenience.

[Amy]

How you find it?

[Bobby]

I'm looking at a picture of it here on the Cruise the exclusive 24 hour lounge features a large screen TV reading area stacked with magazines, newspapers, continental breakfast, complimentary pre dinner drinks, tapas served daily. They can arrange your excursions, handle inquiries about various ports.

[Lunchbox]

I got a question.

[Mike]

What's 54 square feet?

[Lunchbox]

Not very big. It's about the size of your bed.

[Bobby]

Your balcony, your desk.

[Mike]

That is tiny.

[Amy]

No, it's your, your outdoor deck.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, you're just going to put your back against the wall and try to look over. Now I got, I got a serious question though.

[Bobby]

Okay, last question, last question.

[Lunchbox]

Like, is our hallway locked?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Why would it be locked?

[Bobby]

Your door will be locked.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

I don't know if that comes with our.

[Lunchbox]

I'm talking like, I don't have to worry about people just knocking on my door.

[Mike]

But who's going to knock on your.

[Bobby]

Door if they don't know where you are?

[Lunchbox]

They can just follow me. If someone sees me going, oh, I know where lunch is. Room and brings a bunch of people on the cruise ship to my, my room. Knock, knock, knock.

[Bobby]

I don't think most adults think like you think where they're gonna come and knock on your door.

[Amy]

That's why he was just like, where are we gonna eat our food?

[Mike]

That's true. They better not ding dong ditch us.

[Lunchbox]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[Bobby]

The fact that you guys are saying it though, will make them want to.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, but don't worry, next year I will be in the ss. I will send an email today.

[Mike]

And that's. What's that gonna do?

[Bobby]

I'm gonna say, hey, it'll just get lost earlier.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're not gonna do that.

[Bobby]

It'll lose the email earlier. Wow. Let's hit some voicemails. Hit me. Number one.

[I]

Blows my mind that guys don't look at calendars three days in advance. A week in advance. Eddie's saying he looks at the calendar the day of. How do you function? Or does your wife hold every single card? Love to hear you guys talk about it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Eddie said he never looked at his calendar more than a day ahead. And his wife puts everything in. I look at mine, I hit day, I hit week, and I hit month every day.

[Mike]

Oh, if I did month, that would stress me out. So I just wake up and part of my routine is like, look at the calendar. Okay, I got this today and then I got that later and then I'm free after 6 o'. Clock. Cool.

[Lunchbox]

I'm impressed you even look at the calendar. I never even look. I Just have it in my head.

[Bobby]

It's very helpful.

[Mike]

Like, it's so helpful to have a calendar. I just. I'm not good at putting stuff in it, and I don't want to really know the future of my week. Like, don't care that much.

[Amy]

What if you, like, double. Would you ever double book?

[Lunchbox]

Eddie doesn't book anything.

[Mike]

No, my wife. My wife will make sure.

[Bobby]

So she doesn't do your work stuff. I mean. I mean, after you leave here, you're done.

[Mike]

She'll say, like, hey, you got to do this at 4. But I see that you have some work thing at three. Like, will you be done by four? Like, she'll say stuff like that. I'll be like, oh, I don't know. Let me double check on that.

[Bobby]

Well, work thing. Would you have at three, though?

[Mike]

Like, I don't know. Just, like, say I have. Like, I don't know.

[Bobby]

I don't think you have anything at three. I think you're making up things occasionally. It wouldn't go in his calendar because his wife doesn't know about it.

[Mike]

Right. Like, say we have a Bobby cast.

[Bobby]

But your wife wouldn't know about.

[Mike]

No, it would be on there because Mike would send me a thing, and then I accepted.

[Bobby]

Okay, I agree with you, caller. It's crazy to me, too. Hit me number two.

[I]

So I just recently lost my dog. He was three and having a really hard time, like, healing. It's really breaking my heart, everything about it. And anyways, his name was Bruno. He's my little wiener dog. Longtime listener.

[Bobby]

Love you guys. I'm very sorry that happened. That sucks. Been through it. The only thing that heals it is time, and it will never fully heal. But some of that hard will actually turn into great memories. And I would encourage you not to go and get another dog as you're hurting about your past dog. The time to get another dog will be whenever you have mourned properly. And then you realize, independently from this situation, that you want another dog. So. But I'm very sorry that happened to you. I would look at the sadness as something you get to have because the relationship with that dog was so good. If the relationship with that dog wasn't that good, you wouldn't be that sad. So that's a perspective shift. And it's not super comforting. I know, because it sucks. But that's how I try to look at it, too. But, yeah, losing a dog is super sad. All right, next up.

[I]

I was at HEB the other day, and there was a mom in there with her kids running around picking random grapes out of the thing. I even had a kid yell to his mom, hey, mom, these are great. And the mom is also opening all of the raspberries and picking through them with her fingers, trying one, putting it back, and it grossed me out. I just wanted to know what Yalls opinion was on that.

[Mike]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Amy]

Like, I mean, not my thing.

[Lunchbox]

If you're buying that thing of grapes, I don't mind you eating them, but.

[Bobby]

It doesn't sound like that was the case.

[Mike]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. But if you're just tasting them and putting them back, that's kind of not a you can frown upon.

[Mike]

You can't eat the grapes, though, because you buy the weight of the grapes.

[Bobby]

Like, that's also a great point. Unless you're tasting if it's a new type of grape. You have one.

[Amy]

I have. Because you never know if you're gonna get a bad batch. Sometimes I'll even do it with blueberries, and you're just taking, like, one. And you have to also know, like, I don't. I'm not able to wash this. So I just kind of take one for the team so that I don't end up with a bad batch of blueberries.

[Bobby]

Because sometimes emulate the whole batch just.

[Amy]

To make sure it's just one. But there's no way to tell. And sometimes they taste totally different.

[Mike]

You can taste test the produce.

[Amy]

No, I don't know if you can. I'm not saying what I'm doing is right. I'm just admitting that I've done it.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

It does sound like what Lunchbox does with his kids, though, at the supermarket. That even Target just lets them run.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Wild.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I let him have a banana at the store.

[Bobby]

A whole banana.

[Amy]

But then do you pay for it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay. If you pay for it, that's fine.

[Lunchbox]

What do you do?

[Mike]

You take the peel.

[Bobby]

But how do you pay for a banana that you give them the peel?

[Lunchbox]

I'm just like, oh, we had a banana, and oh, that's all right.

[Mike]

Oh, so they don't charge.

[Bobby]

So you don't pay for it.

[Amy]

You don't even show them the peel. You just say, can you ring up a banana?

[Bobby]

And they always say, it's all right.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's no big deal.

[Amy]

I mean, as long as they ring up.

[Bobby]

No, no. He's saying he doesn't pay for it.

[Amy]

They say it's all right. I thought they were saying, oh, that's all right. I'LL add it to your bill.

[Bobby]

I took it as. That's all right. Don't worry about it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's all right. Don't worry about it.

[Mike]

I mean, bananas are cheap, but a.

[Bobby]

Whole banana, probably 25 cents, doesn't matter.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, not even 25 cents. Maybe 8 cents.

[Mike]

Maybe 8 cents.

[Bobby]

But if you said that about everything.

[Amy]

Then it adds up.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Next one, number five.

[I]

Is it strange if you send someone a gift for their birthday and they send you money back or put money in your account to pay you back? It's one of my parents, and I'm 50 years old. I've never had this happen. Is it just me overthinking? Let me know what you think, please.

[Bobby]

That's weird. However, it's your parents. And so your parents don't want you to spend money on them. So they're thankful for the gift, but they're going to reimburse you. But, yes, it's odd.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

But if you weren't their kid, I don't think they would do that. So just accept that. Your parents showing you love, is that what you would do?

[Amy]

I've never had that happen to me. I guess I'd be like, okay, thank you.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't think it's normal.

[Mike]

It'd be kind of nice, though.

[Amy]

I know. That's what I mean.

[Bobby]

I'm like, oh, what if every gift you got somebody, they paid you back in full for it?

[Amy]

That would take the fun out of it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that would be weird. You guys can leave us a voicemail anytime. 87777 Bobby again, 87777 Bobby. From executive producer Taylor Sheridan. A new era of Yellowstone begins in the new CBS original series marshals. On March 1, Casey Dutton is back, and he's teaming up with an elite unit of U.S. marshals to bring range justice to Montana. With the Yellowstone ranch behind him and a new team at his side, Casey will balance family and duty as he faces his biggest fight yet. Lou Grimes stars in Marshalls March 1 on CBS and streaming on Paramount.

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[Bobby]

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[Bobby]

Bobby Boom.

[Amy]

Come on.

[Bobby]

Who would you be the most shocked to see in the Epstein files? I mean, really the most shocked because I saw Nancy Mace saying I've seen them and you're not gonna believe there are all kinds of names. And then I just started thinking I wasn't going dark because it's extremely dark.

[Amy]

So like am I naming a politician or a prominent business person? That would shock me.

[Bobby]

You're saying something like Mr. Rogers.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that would shock me.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not even like a politician or business person to people that are in but just generally because there are celebrities that have been implicated, some incorrectly, some correctly, or some just like on the jet. And who. But who would you be the most shocked to see? Because I think I would be most shocked to see like the Rock. The Rock. That's who I thought show up. The Rock.

[Amy]

Rock. I know, like beloved. Oh, Tom Hanks.

[Mike]

Tom Hanks is what I think.

[Bobby]

But there's been so much Tom Hanks smoke that and I think a lot of that could. Oh yeah. It's been said forever that he was like on the plane.

[Mike]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I remember when I posted My picture with him. Everybody was, like, asking about the Epstein files. Oh, I don't know that there's any truth to that.

[Mike]

I think that's gonna break my heart, dude.

[Bobby]

I think it's. That was. They posted all those fake logs way early, those flight logs, and they put his name on there. So then people just believe everything. I don't know that that's true or not true. I don't. From what I know, I haven't seen anything official from all the releases with his name in it, But I wouldn't be shocked by that now. Just because I'm conditioned to think. I don't know. Maybe.

[Amy]

Okay, that's a good point. Rest in peace. But Betty White, good one. I'd be shocked, because right now I'm shocked by some of the business women that are in there and some of their emails and behaviors. Like, I'm like. Because I don't know. Obviously, I know Galene was trafficking women so that she was a woman doing this to other women, but some of these other business women, I'm like, what? How are you involved in this?

[Bobby]

Who else? Guys, feel free to join in with anybody that you would be so shocked if they had anything to do with it.

[Mike]

Taylor Swift.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That'd be very shocking.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Although.

[Amy]

Celine Dion.

[Lunchbox]

Although.

[Bobby]

And I think Taylor Swift for sure not. But she's, like, so powerful that you're like, I wonder how she got so powerful. And I don't think she is at all. But she's like one of those really powerful people that you go, man, did she know powerful people to do that? I don't think she's at it at all. No, but she's so large, though. But no. I'm gonna say no. Good one.

[Mike]

Trying to think, who else?

[Bobby]

There was a clip of Joe Rogan because he's in the Epstein files, but it's him going, I don't want to go to the island.

[Mike]

That's what. That's what he said in the files.

[Bobby]

He was like, I'm in it. And I'm like, It's like he's in it because he's like, I'm not going to the fc. You're out of your mind. I'm not going there. And they were asking him about it in a recent podcast. It was RFK's wife, but she's famous. She's in Curb youb Enthusiasm. The wife on that show. And he was like, yeah, no, they invited me. And I was like, no, I'm in the Epstein files going, I'm not going to that crazy place. I don't want to suck up to people of power. I don't need that.

[Amy]

Oh, that's got to be the. The best.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Feeling.

[Bobby]

Travis Kelce.

[Mike]

Yeah. That'd be shocking.

[Amy]

Would it be? I don't feel like I would be that.

[Bobby]

Okay. He does wear loud shirts.

[Mike]

Taylor's fiance.

[I]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But before she. She. Yeah, yeah, he was Taylor's fiance. Like, I don't. I don't know that I would be that shocked by any professional athlete. Like, I'd be like, oh, wow, okay.

[Bobby]

Tim Tebow. I don't know, though, because now Tim.

[Amy]

Oh, I would be shocked. Especially with all the work that he does with trafficking. I know people hide in plain sight. This is not. It cannot be the case.

[Bobby]

If you ruin this for me, it would surprise me. I love Tim Tebow.

[Mike]

That'd be terrible.

[Bobby]

It would surprise me. But again. But then I would go, huh? He was. But that's what this has done. It's made us now look at anybody who's doing good in this space and go, oh, are they only doing good? Because.

[Amy]

Right. Good work needs to be done in this space. And I will refuse to be put Tim Tebow in that category.

[Bobby]

Big Tim Tebow guy.

[Amy]

Big Tim Tebow guy. I do think that, for me, personally, this is my personal opinion. Not in the trafficking, but a conclusion I've come to about pastors or certain Christians that are very, very loud. Males that are very, very loud about homosexuality.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

They're all gay.

[Amy]

Have. Have a problem.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And they've made it their life's mission to denounce such behavior. There are just too many cases where that's the case. When you made that your platform, I'm like, let's look behind the curtain. Because there are plenty of pastors that don't make that their platform, but others that certainly have. And that part's weird to me. So that's another, like, kind of hiding in plain sight. Like your congregation be like, no, he would never. Like, he's completely anti this or that. And it's like, okay.

[Bobby]

And not even that, because, yeah, I think if you're, like, super, super anti gay, you're diddling. You know what I'm saying? And. But I think also people that are like, you cheat on your wife. You go to hell, dude. You're doing chicks on the side for sure. Because it's happened so many times. And it doesn't be a pastor. It could be anybody. That's pretty. We all live in such glass houses, so be careful what you're throwing out because people that just make their entire brand off being highest of moral, I really struggle with. Yeah, but for sure it's like, but I don't think I'm politician. I'm very anti gay. No, dude, you're waving that foot underneath the bathroom in a friggin airport.

[Mike]

For sure.

[Amy]

Yeah, I guess I was using pastors as an example. Politicians is another example where that's their platform.

[Bobby]

I do also think that some of them that are gay and are anti gay are doing it because they know just know they can make money there like or they can get elected that way. Oh, you know, like, oh, I can definitely dial in on this and this can be my niche. It's like Kid Rock. I don't think Kid Rock is what he's saying. He is now he's cosplay right now. The dude's like s my D and I'm doing hookers and blow and all of a sudden he's like, oh, look how I saw you found a niche and now you're making money off of it.

[Amy]

People my age that if you grew up going to a church that was really fundamentalist, which I would put myself in that category. Like you couldn't read.

[Bobby]

Well, maybe not as fundamental as they couldn't.

[Amy]

Like it would be like, oh, we're not allowing like, oh my gosh, your kids are reading Twilight right now. Like burn the books kind of stuff.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it wasn't that.

[Amy]

And so obviously listening to music like Kid Rock, that would be something they would be anti and denouncing. And then now those same people are.

[Bobby]

The ones it's aligning politically. So.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I feel like if people take a step back they would realize like it's not really. It's just you've. There's so much conditioning that has happened.

[Bobby]

He would. There's a clip of him on. By the way. I like Kid Rock music. I was a massive Kid Rock fan. Like I really was. And still dude, even like his stuff later is good. But he's playing a character now. He's playing a character now because it's making him money.

[Amy]

Yeah, that. I mean obviously that was something leading up to this role that was kind of not comical because it's sad that he ever had lyrics like this. But there were all those people that were like, I'm boycotting Bad Bunny's show. He has a lyric that says, I like, oh, I'm underage. I'm paraphrasing the lyrics, but it's. I like them under age. Some call that predatory I call that predatory. I know, but they would be. They would get people's attention by saying, I'm boycotting Bad Bunny because of this lyric. And then you could see people that might right away be like, oh yeah, that's why I'm not going to watch Bad Bunny. And then they would continue talking to the camera and be like, oh, just kidding, that's a Kid Rock lyric. And he's the headliner for the Turning Point show, which is he's literally saying, I like em underage.

[Mike]

But.

[Bobby]

But he didn't sing that song because that's an old song.

[Amy]

I know he didn't. It's from 2001.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but he did. Even in BA with a BA it's like hookers and topless dancers and.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, it's just the sort of.

[Bobby]

And I don't care, by the way. I don't care about that. That's great. Sing your songs, do your thing. I don't give a crap. But you can't act like you're something when you're not and not have people go, I don't know about that.

[Amy]

Well, I just think what is happening with certain people is there moving the gold posts. They're moving the line in the sand. And if that part is what I struggled with, here we go. Because like, how much are we going to move it?

[Bobby]

I look at that. Lyrics. I love this song, by the way.

[Amy]

What it Cool Daddy Cool?

[Bobby]

No, no, that song is old.

[Lunchbox]

Old.

[Bobby]

That's Joe. I think Joe C's in that song too. If I remember correctly, Josie was the small guy. Oh yeah, I loved him too. He's awesome. But by the way, big Kid Rock guy growing up. This is for the questions that don't have any answers. The midnight glancers and the topless dancers the gander freaks Cars packed with speakers the GS with the 40s and the chicks with beepers the Northern lights and the Southern Comfort and it don't matter if their veins are punctured all the crackheads, the critics, the cynics all my heroes in methadone clinics all you blank at the I.R.S. the crooked cops, the cluttered desk it's just. And people are like, these are wholesome, like, I don't give a crap. But for all the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood, that song is awesome too. Another funny thing. And again, this happens. And not even just in politics. It happens everywhere. If someone's preaching morality, I automatically don't believe them. If they're saying they live by that standard, that they're preaching for the most part, because nobody does. We are all so faulted. We have so many flaws. You could say I'm trying to live by and I do struggle in this way. Then I'll believe you. But whenever. Oh, man. Sorry. I got caught up again on this. He's got some bad song lyrics. Oh. The joke was people were like, I don't know what Bad Bunny's saying because I didn't know what he was saying. But also at the same point, they're like, in Kid Rock. Ba what a ba da bang da bang Diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said.

[Amy]

I know people.

[Bobby]

I think hypocrisy is what really annoys me at any level, at any stage. I try to not be a hypocrite. I think we all are hypocrites in little ways, even if we don't know it. I really try, like me, don't like me, get annoyed with me. I really try to not be a hypocrite. I think that's my most valued thing that I think that I do strive to be better at is not be a hypocrite. So I think you have a lot of hypocrites, but I don't think they're doing it to fool everybody. I think they're doing it to make money.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I think that you find a lane and then you do it because you can make money doing it. And some people don't care. They'll be a hypocrite, make a bunch of money.

[Amy]

Yeah, I've wondered that. Sometimes, like, they go and they say this and that and then they go home and they're like, ha, ha.

[Bobby]

For sure.

[Amy]

They're like, yeah, I believe nothing that I just said.

[Bobby]

I think politicians do that too. And I think they do that. And like, I really don't believe this, but I know this is a populous thing to believe, so I'm going to do this to get elected. I think that happens all the time across the board because it's just about getting elected and staying elected. But anyway, anybody else Epstein files surprise you? Wow.

[Mike]

No.

[Bobby]

No one surprised you, Mike. Anybody come to raging idiots in the Epstein files, I can guarantee you one thing. We ain't going to be in the Epstein files.

[Mike]

We're not.

[Caller/Guest]

Adam Sandler.

[Bobby]

Oh, I would cry.

[Mike]

I'd be so sad.

[Bobby]

Steve Carell, you'd cry.

[Amy]

I get it.

[Bobby]

If you say David Letterman, I'm kick this.

[Amy]

No, I'm not gonna say David Letterman. Is it bad that that one surprised me, though.

[Bobby]

Which one?

[Amy]

David Letterman.

[Bobby]

Yeah. It's bad.

[Amy]

Okay, Sorry. No offense.

[Caller/Guest]

There was a video that was going around of who's the guy who did the mask? The funny actor.

[Bobby]

Jim Carrey.

[Mike]

Jim Carrey.

[Caller/Guest]

He was on one of the Jimmy shows and he was like, kind of exposing some truth in a. Really in. And he was talking about all the late night show hosts, so I don't know if that one would surprise me.

[Lunchbox]

He.

[Amy]

Oh, like the late night show hosts are all a part of this. Like, they're not really late night.

[Bobby]

I got news for you. Letterman ain't doing a late night show.

[Mike]

No, he's done.

[Bobby]

He does a Netflix all the time show.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I mean, really? I wouldn't be surprised by it. Almost anybody at this point.

[Caller/Guest]

Martha Stewart.

[Amy]

No, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Bobby]

Snoop Dogg.

[Caller/Guest]

Both of them together.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Not really.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't think.

[Lunchbox]

Dolly. Dolly.

[Mike]

That's a good one, Mike.

[Amy]

Reba.

[Bobby]

I would not believe $I know.

[Amy]

Yeah, probably not.

[Bobby]

They're acting like, though, if it's ever all revealed, we're just gonna. Our minds are gonna be blown. But it's such a slow rollout. They're just numbing us to where there's just so much information coming that. Just another day.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Did any of you guys watch the movie with Channing Tatum and.

[Amy]

She produced it.

[Caller/Guest]

Mike. You know what?

[Bobby]

I'm Zoe Kravitz. Blink Twice.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. And it's supposed to be about a lot of this. It was like, from her own perspective and what she experienced.

[Amy]

Wait, wait, wait. What's it called?

[Caller/Guest]

Blink Twice.

[Amy]

Her perspective of what? Sexual assault?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. It's like the industry. The entertainment industry, Mike. I don't know.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Essentially, they all go to, like, what would be a version of Epstein's Island. What about the Tom Cruise movie Eyes Wide Shut? No. Was that one. Now, what was the movie where they had to change the ending because it was two on the nose and they made do you guys. Super famous. I think it was a Tom Cruise movie. They wore the masks.

[Mike]

That's Eyes Wide Shut. Yeah. Would they go to the Mansion?

[Bobby]

Possibly. I don't watch movies enough.

[Mike]

That movie's crazy.

[Bobby]

And they had to change the ending. Would you Google that? Do they have to change the ending of Eyes Wide Shut?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Stanley Kubrick's original ending was altered after his death.

[Lunchbox]

Whoever.

[Bobby]

Avery. Who's Avery? With a theatrical cut of Eyes Wide Shut. Ends with Bill. Can I spoil this?

[Mike]

It's pretty old right now.

[Bobby]

In 1980, it's like almost 30 years at least. While the theatrical cut of Eyes Wide Shut ends with Bill and Alice Harford, which are Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman agreeing to have sex to repair their marriage. Speculation persists, fueled by filmmaker Roger Avery, that Stanley Kubrick Kubrick original ending was altered. Avery claims the intended ending was much darker, implying the couple gives their daughter to the secret elite cult in support of theories that men from another occult appear in the final story of the scene. Apparently, the rumor is it was too close to the truth. They had to change it.

[Mike]

Whoa. Yeah, dude, that movie's nuts.

[Bobby]

There's some dark stuff happening in the world. Anyway, enough darkness.

[Amy]

You know what book I ordered?

[Bobby]

Please don't let it be dark. Be Clifford the Big Red Dog.

[Mike]

Is it a happy one?

[Bobby]

No. Oh, no.

[Amy]

It's a memoir of Virginia Gfre.

[Bobby]

Yeah. That's bad.

[Amy]

It's called Nobody's Girl.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And I.

[Bobby]

And then she mysteriously dies in a car wreck.

[Amy]

Oh, is that how she died?

[Bobby]

I think so.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. I didn't. I just.

[Bobby]

I can fact check that. But she did mysteriously die.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What do you see, Mike? It's.

[Amy]

Oh, she took her own life. She left.

[Bobby]

How do you spell her last name? It's like, G, U, F, F, R.

[Amy]

I, E. G, I, U. Yeah, I know. F, F, R, I, E. Is this.

[Caller/Guest]

Like, one of the first victims that came out?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it wasn't that car wreck.

[Amy]

It says she took her own life and she left behind a memoir written in the years preceding her death.

[Bobby]

It's like all those people in Russia who jump out of the window.

[Mike]

They happen to jump out.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And they also just happen to be in some sort of feud with Putin.

[Amy]

The thing that just really infuriates me is all of this coming out at a time where AI is so crazy, it's hard for me to already believe what's going on. And then, so other people are messing with things and making things that I'm like, well, now, I don't know if this, what you're posting, is actually a picture from the files or something or a video from the files or if it's a video you've AI generated.

[Bobby]

So what I do, I just ask, Grok, is this real? Or most people do that on Twitter. They'll just go, at grok, is this real? That's almost in every single one of them.

[Lunchbox]

Mike.

[Bobby]

Do you do that?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And then Grok will go, yeah, this is one of the files. Or Grog is like, no, this is altered. You have to. You have to use tools to figure out if they're not using tools against You?

[Amy]

Bobby's my tool.

[Mike]

Is this real?

[Amy]

I'm like, bobby, can you check this for me, please?

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

A bar owner of Philadelphia is blaming ChatGPT and TikTok for a surge in fake IDs, like, one that had Benjamin Franklin's photo on it, so they banned all drinkers under 25. Did you guys have fake IDs ever?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Well, my sister's, so it was a.

[Bobby]

Real one, but somebody else.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, it was her id, but I looked close enough to her, so I bought beer one time. I was so nervous. It worked, but I was way too scared. I wasn't into it. I'm like, you can have this ID back.

[Bobby]

So yours was a real ID just being fraudulently. Fraudulently used.

[Mike]

What about the expiration date? They just didn't look at that.

[Amy]

No, I just got it from my sister.

[Bobby]

It still was. Exactly.

[Amy]

It's not like she gave me her expired one.

[Bobby]

Do you have fake id? Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

There was a guy in town that made him.

[Bobby]

Was there always a guy in town? Down by the border. I feel like down by the border, there was a guy in town that did everything, and that's just a probably unfair association with down by the Border and cartel and everything's being. There's always a guy for everything.

[Mike]

He was somebody. He was, like, somebody's cousin or something. And, like, we went to his apartment complex. I paid him, like, I think it's, like, 50, $70.

[Bobby]

And.

[Mike]

And he made it right there in front of me.

[Bobby]

It was awesome. That's pretty cool. It was so cool, dude.

[Mike]

I mean, he had the template, and then he'd take the picture and then put it together, and then it was my name and everything. It was just. The only thing that changed was just the year on my birthday. And then he made it right there in front of me and gave it to me, and I used it for, like, two years. It was awesome.

[Bobby]

You have one, Morgan?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm like Amy. I used my sister's, but before she finally let me, me and some friends had ordered some from, you know, like, China or whatever, and it got seized by border patrol. So we got, like, a letter from the government saying we had to, like, come and prove if we owned the things that were getting over.

[Bobby]

I'm imagining you never went to that meeting.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we sure did not. We just cut our losses.

[Bobby]

So then my assumption would be they were just mailing a bunch of them for a lot of people to somewhere, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

It was, like, in a big package.

[Bobby]

Mm. That's Cool. You saw it being made. That's like those spy movies where the guy's like, made me a passport and it's awesome. Give me 48 hours and you see them in there.

[Mike]

I'm telling you, though, the place was weird. He had foil on the windows and everything. It was very weird being in there, but it was cool watching him make it.

[Amy]

Oil on the window.

[Mike]

Oh, he had foil? Yeah. The windows are covered in foil.

[Bobby]

A prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer in England was found when it washed up 10 months later on a beach. Waves are weird, man. That's cool. Waves, they just bring everything back eventually. It's all. Unless it floats down. But if there's any buoyancy at all, it's just going to come back.

[Mike]

It's like the ocean's coughing it out. Like, I don't want that.

[Bobby]

A prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer in England was found. Brenda Ogden said her custom made titanium leg, which cost her more than $3,000, was carried out to sea when she was knocked over by a wave. Well, also. How about that?

[Amy]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

Boom. Oh, my leg. You don't even turn yourself to go get it because you only got two arms and one leg to go out there and swim against the current. Yeah. Upi. A man was arrested at an Atlanta airport for having 42 pounds of marijuana in his bag.

[Mike]

Dang, dude. 42 pounds?

[Bobby]

No, the limit was 50 pounds. It was a 50 pound limit in the bag.

[Amy]

I mean, but the odor from the bag.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Surely you put down like a seal, right? Like triple sealed.

[Amy]

I know, but I would be so scared if dogs can sniff out anything.

[Mike]

And then you mask it with like coffee beans and all kinds of stuff. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, I didn't know. Is that one of your guys told you that dying?

[Mike]

No, no, no. My brother, he worked at FedEx.

[Amy]

You wrap it in foil.

[Mike]

My brother worked at FedEx and he said that the DEA would come in like once a week and just start sniffing the warehouse. And they would find these packages and he would watch them open the packages, and a lot of them either had. He said they would have, like, oil, like motor oil or something, like just kind of smothered all over the inside of the package that way. The dog just smelled oil and not the weed or whatever. And then some would have coffee grinds so the dog would smell the coffee and not the marijuana.

[Bobby]

And I'm sure they had done much smaller runs many times to make sure that it wouldn't get found. Yeah, because you don't just. You just don't roll through with a 42 pound bag of weed. For trip number one. You go a couple ounces.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Cover it in Dog Grind.

[Mike]

But it's crazy too, because he said that, like, every time the dogs would come, they would find at least one package. It wasn't like they would come and nothing. Today, they would always find at least one package. Which means he was like, how many have gone by, like all week that I didn't know that were like, just packages of weed?

[Bobby]

All right, on that note, we'll go. Thank you guys. We're back tomorrow. Hope you guys have a great rest of your Monday. And that is all she wrote for today. All right, goodbye, everybody. Between work, family and everything else, cancer screenings can get put off. But screening is an important way to take control of your health for the people who count on you. Over the years, we've heard from listeners sharing cancer diagnosis stories, of loved ones affected, and how early detection made a difference. Detecting cancer early is crucial. Every screening matters. And Pfizer's making it easy to take the first step. Schedule your [e-mail] Screenings sponsored by Pfizer.

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[Bobby]

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[Amy]

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