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Bobby Bones
So we got a lot of feedback about something Eddie said in a tell me something good where he said he took his kids out of school to go play golf. A lot of listeners were like, you can't just take your kids out of school to go play golf.
Eddie
Oh, boy, why not?
Bobby Bones
So I didn't. I am not on either side of this. Did you accurately portray what had happened?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
So what time of the day did you go?
Eddie
2 o'. Clock.
Bobby Bones
When school over? 3.
Eddie
3. They get 3:15, I think, to be exact.
Bobby Bones
And you just thought it'd be, it's a nice day, I'll go take my kids out for golf?
Eddie
Well, yeah, I did. And here's the deal. So I. So I had to go in the school, right, to get them out and I have to sign them out, I guess is what it's called. Two things happen. So the first one, they're like, all right, what are their teachers? I had no idea. I'm like, I don't, I don't know what teachers like. There are too many kids, too many teachers. Didn't know that bad. Look, I bet your wife knows and she probably does. And the second thing is when I'm signing them out, I see on the sign, the sign out paper, all the reasons. It's like doctor's appointment travel.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Eddie
So then I just put doctor's appointment and then I submitted the paper. And then the principal, this whatever secretary looks at me, goes, are you playing golf today? I'm like, why would you think that? Obviously I was wearing, I was wearing golf stuff. So I was like, busted. And I told him, like, yeah, I'm playing golf and I'm taking him out to go play golf. But I literally just lied on the paper that said doctor's appointment.
Bobby Bones
What was the reaction of the person working at school?
Eddie
Kind of disgusted by it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she was. Oh, she didn't think it was funny?
Eddie
No, it was almost like, wow, he just lied to me. Interesting. I just saw the reason on the paper, so obviously I thought, yes, this could be kind of a controversial topic, but whatever, dude, take him out to go play golf. It's father and son time, so why
Guest or Co-host
not put family outing?
Eddie
Ooh, I can't do that.
Guest or Co-host
Father, son time.
Bobby Bones
Is that something you can put? I mean, can you put whatever you want?
Eddie
It was blank.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, it's blank. It's not like you have to circle a choice. You can literally put, you know, wedding, funeral, birthdays.
Bobby Bones
Funeral would have been great. All those matter. But what if it's something stupid?
Guest or Co-host
Something stupid like you could put.
Bobby Bones
And they have to let them go?
Guest or Co-host
If you're the parent.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Jana Kramer
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host
I mean, I think as long as they're. They don't have, like, a truancy record, you should be able to do whatever you want.
Lunchbox
But is it the difference between excused and unexcused?
Ray
Ah, that.
Eddie
I don't know.
Guest or Co-host
That gets.
Eddie
That gets dicey. And then when I picked up my kids, when my. Both of my kids, when they walked out, they looked at me like, what happened? Who died? I was like, no, guys, relax. This is fun. We're gonna.
Bobby Bones
You tell them they were gonna get out? No, it was a surprise.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, well, see, you could put. Instead of doctor's appointment, which maybe that could work. Like, you could put, like, therapy, because this is therapeutic. You're creating an experience for your kids in the sunshine nature bath.
Lunchbox
That's what Amy does, where you go out in nature.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, bathing.
Bobby Bones
That's interesting, though, if you put something so dumb, like going by the snow cone stand. If they would. If it's excused versus unexcused. But I would think. Excuse. I mean, if your parent just allows it, right? If there's no truancy issues.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, I would. I would think so. It's been a minute since.
Eddie
I don't think it's a big deal.
Guest or Co-host
Been a delinquent like that field day
Bobby Bones
since your mom came up?
Guest or Co-host
No, but I mean, I've definitely pulled my kids out for.
Bobby Bones
I also think it's great.
Guest or Co-host
Roller skate before, so I also think it's great.
Ray
You do?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm totally. If there. If there's, like, something being gained from it, I'm all for it.
Eddie
Happiness.
Bobby Bones
Well, also, like, great bonding time between. You can't do it every two weeks.
Eddie
Every Thursday.
Bobby Bones
Eddie just needs someone to play golf with, so he keeps taking his kids out of school. I don't think that's the move, but I don't have a problem with it.
Guest or Co-host
No, I don't either. But you did get busted.
Eddie
I got busted.
Ryan Seacrest
Hard Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Saw a celebrity in the wild just, like, walking down the road.
Eddie
It was pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Guys, go ahead.
Eddie
So I'm just driving downtown Nashville, and at first I saw, like, just a couple of women walking on the sidewalk, and I'm like, oh, they look happy. They had their shopping bags swinging. They were laughing at something. The closer I got, it was Abby and her mom.
Bobby Bones
You did?
Eddie
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host
You didn't say in the honk or anything?
Eddie
I just drove by. What? I didn't want to bother them, man. They look like they were having the best time ever. Like, mother and daughter just laughing and swinging their shopping bags.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, that's funny. It was on Broadway.
Eddie
No, it was right down the road.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
You guys walking at work or what?
Guest or Co-host
After work? I met her at a walk downtown, but we've been walking all over.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Having fun?
Guest or Co-host
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Still here?
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, she is. Don't know if that return flight.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know. Abby's mom never got a return flight. She just came down.
Eddie
Oh. Like, just unknown when she's gonna.
Bobby Bones
I don't know who was here and who was back by then. What conversation we've had over the past couple weeks. But when you guys were on the boat and you guys were on the boat, all the boat stuff, Abby's mom came down, and then. She's not going home yet.
Eddie
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she moved in until. Yeah. Cause Abby's moving all the stuff out of her house.
Eddie
Abby like that. Does Abby want.
Bobby Bones
Abby made that happen?
Guest or Co-host
I would love that.
Ray
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host
I love hanging out with her.
Bobby Bones
She's fun. Something else. If I. If you guys don't mind me going back into the cruise that. I was told that Ray admitted that he never made the Trump bet.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Dude, we spent years talking about this. I believed it.
Ryan Seacrest
I defended him.
Bobby Bones
Ray, I'd like for you to talk first.
Ray
Yeah, I. We were on stage. There was 2,000 people looking at me. I thought we had to come up with something very captivating, something amazing. So I thought, what is something that'll just blow people's mind away. Why not tell them about the Trump bet?
Bobby Bones
That's not even the point. I'm talking about you lied to all of us and said you made a Trump. A bet on Donald Trump to win the presidency the first time, and the site owed you $50,000.
Ray
Yeah, I know. He's in another term now. I just felt like we were past that. It was a.
Bobby Bones
No, it's that you lied to us, too.
Guest or Co-host
You mean way back in 2016, yeah,
Bobby Bones
no, we all believed it. So for listeners thinking we're in on it, I believed it because he assured me he did it.
Guest or Co-host
Or technically, 2015, this has been a long lie. Yeah, a 10 year lie.
Eddie
And when he said it, we all were like, what?
Bobby Bones
Well, we all didn't believe him until he convinced us that it was true off the air. And so then we're like, yeah, we can't believe it. He hasn't been paid yet. We're like yelling at websites to pay Ray.
Lunchbox
Lawyers were calling in.
Ray
Yeah, I'm just glad it went away. So it was a good time to put it to rest at sea.
Bobby Bones
So it's just gone. You never made the bet?
Ray
Yeah, I never made the bed. It was all Photoshopped. That's what we sent into the show. That's what we posted and all that. It was never.
Bobby Bones
Who's we?
Ray
Me and a buddy. Me and a buddy. And for him to Photoshop it, he actually did have to place the bet, and I believe he did. $1. So he did make $50 off of it.
Eddie
Oh, that's good. Somebody wants crazy.
Bobby Bones
So did anybody else on the show know that you were lying?
Ray
Probably not.
Bobby Bones
My wife definitely did because Ray wasn't getting his $50,000. Mm.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Guest or Co-host
Ray, you weren't married at the time of the bet though.
Ray
I know. I had every intention, though, of placing the bet. I really did, but I never did.
Eddie
That must have been hard for Ray, though, knowing that that was a lie and just sitting with it for that long.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. He lied to us for 10 years. I'm not giving him woe. Is Ray all right? Well, then I guess, man, there are listeners that probably listeners for a long time that quit listening a couple years ago that will always think Ray got or maybe died that died a couple years ago. They'll always think Ray was screwed over.
Lunchbox
Well, it's.
Ray
It's been such a long bit that now betting is legalized in the States. So to some listeners, they don't even understand how I never got paid because it was an offshore gambling site that I had made up. So that's why the bit really just need to be rested. There's been a lot of stuff that's happened in this country that makes it not even a believable bet anymore because you always get paid. DraftKings pays every person that ever makes a bet, so.
Guest or Co-host
Not if they know that it was from.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, it was a lie. We were lied to for 10 years. All right, well, Ray never got his money because Ray didn't deserve to get his money because it was all fake. Speaking of that, you, do you owe lunchbox money?
Eddie
I do. I do. I own 45 of them for some golf cart.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we rented a golf cart in Key West.
Eddie
But I'm purposely not paying him. I will pay him eventually, but I'm purposely going to not do it just to teach him a lesson.
Bobby Bones
I'm listening.
Eddie
The pallet. I mean, we can go down the list. The pallet is one where, like, I got your money. It's coming. I'm good for it. Another one. I won some golf tournament, pool thing with all his buddies. It took him three weeks to pay me, so I'm taking my time.
Lunchbox
No, no, Eddie, I paid you the golf tournament. You just don't ever check your Venmo. Don't act like. And then you. When you look. Oh, you did pay me, actually. My bad.
Eddie
Okay, fine. We'll just go to Bobby. Hey, when you want it out and you wanted your money from the investment.
Bobby Bones
It took a while.
Lunchbox
I gave it to him. No, I gave it to him.
Eddie
No, it took a while. So your money's coming, buddy. It's just going to take a bit.
Bobby Bones
How do you feel about that?
Guest or Co-host
Okay, where's my money from Lunchbox?
Eddie
There we go.
Bobby Bones
I bet he has it. I bet he's doing the bit where he has it. If you want to know what I think.
Lunchbox
We went on a cruise, man. I totally forgot about that. I mean, we're on a. I was.
Eddie
That's another example.
Lunchbox
I was out to sea for about 26 days.
Bobby Bones
That it's turning to Gilligan's Island.
Eddie
26 days?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I mean, so.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I mean, but she was asking for it for weeks before you left. Well, no, no.
Lunchbox
She asked for it for, like. And then I got sick, and then I came back, and then we immediately left for the cruise, so.
Jana Kramer
But I'm pretty.
Guest or Co-host
When I asked for it, you said, I'll bring it tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And then I got ill. You got sick? Yeah, I got ill.
Bobby Bones
Remember?
Lunchbox
Remember my swollen face?
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Remember that? How can you forget, dude?
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, I guess that was pretty bad.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And then we came back, and then we were here for, like, four days. Then we went on a cruise and.
Bobby Bones
Are you asking him again?
Guest or Co-host
Sure. I. Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, I'll bring that.
Eddie
Hey, when you pay Amy, I'll pay you your money, okay? Oh, done deal.
Bobby Bones
That's good. All right, give me voicemail.
Laura Vanderkam
I was just wondering, besides Ray's wife,
Bobby Bones
were there any other spouses that got to go Also, I feel so bad for Lunchbox's wife, the poor thing, that she was at home with the children all by herself. Anyway, many thanks for making me laugh.
Eddie
What poor wife, dude?
Lunchbox
Hold on. I was working. Like, do you understand People have jobs.
Guest or Co-host
Well, it's fun work.
Danielle Fishel
For sure.
Lunchbox
Yes. And what about Eddie? Eddie was gone too. He left his wife with four kids.
Eddie
Not for that long.
Lunchbox
No one says, oh, man.
Eddie
What do you mean not for that long?
Lunchbox
My other.
Eddie
For 64 days.
Lunchbox
I was out there for 64 days and my wife did hold down the fort. But I don't understand how. This is just that crazy.
Ray
Ray, your wife did go, yeah, she loved it too.
Bobby Bones
Had a great time.
Ray
Blast. You had to go to all the islands sometimes. We were doing stuff with the show on the ship. So she just go with listeners. They went and saw the pigs, went on a boat. I'm like, do you know them that well? So, yeah, she enjoyed it.
Bobby Bones
Scuba's wife went, yeah, she worked the whole time, but she's working from, I
Eddie
guess like the little office area or the balcony of our.
Bobby Bones
Our room.
Eddie
Who watched your kids? Her mom and sister flew in to
Bobby Bones
watch the kids, so they had some grandma time, which is a win win for all of us.
Eddie
That's nice. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Play the next one.
Lunchbox
I do now believe that Lunchbox does
Bobby Bones
get people sick because we were on the cruise.
Lunchbox
A wife gave Lunchbox a hug goodbye
Bobby Bones
and now she is sick.
Lunchbox
So love the cruise and love the show.
Eddie
There you go.
Lunchbox
What an idiot. What an idiot.
Eddie
That was true.
Lunchbox
So dumb. There were 2,400 people on that boat. Do you know how many germs that are? You got off in Key west, in Nassau and Binomini. There are so many people in those countries that have germs. You are nuts. Get out of here with that crap. I got no sickness from that cruise.
Eddie
That's because you got everyone else sick. That's how it works.
Lunchbox
That's not even accurate. That is just. That's hogwash.
Bobby Bones
One more. Give me number three, Raymundo, please. I wanted to know, Bobby, if you had a rundown of the top 10, Bobby cast the ones that were listened to the most, like maybe in 2025. And if you could let us know what those were.
Guest or Co-host
But then I thought a good way
Bobby Bones
to let everyone know what those were is to do it on the Floppy Feud to see if the stud could get them correct.
Eddie
No, no, no, no, no.
Lunchbox
We get zero. We would get zero.
Eddie
True.
Bobby Bones
I think the most listened to of 2025 was Chris Tomlin. Chris Tomlin returns. Right, Mike?
Lunchbox
You would have got that right, Eddie.
Eddie
That would have been my guess.
Bobby Bones
The. The couple that Caitlin and I did together always did really well. I don't have a list in front of me, but the couple that Caitlin and I do, because she rarely does anything, those always perform really well.
Eddie
When was Darius?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
Is that on your Bobby feud?
Eddie
That was a good one, Mike.
Bobby Bones
Any come to mind? I'm looking at a list here. Eric Church is another big one.
Eddie
Yeah. Dolly Parton.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And Luke Bryan. All big ones. But we've had some monster ones that are gonna far outpace the ones last year. Just because, I mean, like I told you, the Mariana Van Zeller one about cartels is doing so good. The Kenny Chesney one's crushing it because he spent an hour. But we've had some good guests like Mariana, but also like Milo of Intimiglia, who's Jack from this Is Us. Like, we've had some good ones on the Bobby cast. So, yeah, I don't have that list, but in that I think the show would just walk out of the room if I were like, all right, top 10 of your favorite podcasts of mine. Go.
Guest or Co-host
Oh my God.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Okay, we need you.
Jana Kramer
For what?
Bobby Bones
You know. Ray, hit the music. Oh, we need your psychic abilities.
Guest or Co-host
Okay. Which. Which event?
Bobby Bones
March Madness. Oh, yes, yes.
Eddie
For the bracket.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So I don't want to say anything else. Okay. I don't want to lead you in any direction. I don't want to talk about the bracket. I don't want to talk about anything. What I need from you is to just walk in the other room, take a couple minutes, close your eyes, come back and tell us what you see, and we'll go from there.
Guest or Co-host
Okay?
Eddie
Can you do this?
Guest or Co-host
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, no big deal.
Bobby Bones
We're counting on you.
Guest or Co-host
I don't. Can I. How basketball. There's so many teams.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We just need you to go and
Ray
we'll figure it out.
Bobby Bones
It's not about a team. You always come back with visions.
Guest or Co-host
I know. Sometimes it's like a kayak in the water. And you know what that means.
Ryan Seacrest
Of course.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the River City kayaks.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but just go.
Eddie
Okay.
Guest or Co-host
I'm already having vision, so I need to leave.
Bobby Bones
I need you to leave. I need you to leave.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Just spend a couple of three minutes.
Eddie
What's she going to get us? One team, two teams, three teams.
Bobby Bones
You never know with her. She comes back and she just starts saying stuff. You know, Amy doesn't claim she's a psychic, but she's like 78%.
Eddie
And it's in her family, too, because her cousin.
Bobby Bones
Well, she's not really related to her cousin. She just kind of says it's her cousin. So Amy is now walking back to my office and we'll pull up all the teams. She will then give us whatever she sees because she. Even though the Broncos didn't win the super bowl, that's a pretty legit pick.
Eddie
It was. They should have been the super bowl to go.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I mean, should have been kind of. Yeah.
Eddie
Injury took him out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, kind of. So, yeah, that's what we're going to do. So she sits in the office, she comes back, we will pick a team, and then I will bet on it. Gosh, we need this on DraftKings. When you say that, that makes people feel like we're degenerate. When you're like we need this.
Eddie
I was doing that at the roulette table on the cruise. People like, dude, stop doing that.
Bobby Bones
It makes everybody feel uncomfortable because we feel sad for you and you don't win.
Eddie
I was like, my kids need this.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Ray, are you able to.
Ray
Are you able to bet if it is a show thing? Yes, absolutely.
Eddie
Oh, that's the rule.
Ray
Yeah. I mean, I'm just part of my work job and stuff.
Eddie
Well, then always make it a show thing.
Ray
Well, yeah, I mean, my wife just doesn't want me betting on a Wednesday night WNBA, basketball, Caitlin Clark and staying up till 9pm she just doesn't want that. But if it's on the show, it's a bit. Everybody's partaking in it. It's fine. It's. It's makes it sound like a drug man.
Eddie
Ray. Ray hit rock bottom when I saw him gambling on greyhound races on the Internet. That's tough.
Ray
But that was. That was not even real ones.
Eddie
Well, we found out later you were
Bobby Bones
betting on fake dogs.
Ray
It was fake dogs that would run around a track and then go rock bottom.
Bobby Bones
But you were betting on something that has a conclusion already. I don't know if there was a determined conclusion.
Ray
It was some sort of AI dog races. And they'd go around the track and you'd pick a number one through eight and they're off.
Eddie
The guy had a British accent.
Bobby Bones
And then. But why would they not fix it to whoever bet the most, they make sure they wouldn't win.
Ryan Seacrest
Like, whatever.
Lunchbox
They have no idea. It was an offshore, not.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. Okay, Amy's back. Okay, now that. No pressure. I just. You took some time, sat in my office. Quiet still.
Eddie
Let me get my pen out.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah. I have three things.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead. What are the three things? Number one, what'd you see?
Guest or Co-host
Ducks in a pond.
Bobby Bones
Ducks in a pond.
Eddie
Okay.
Guest or Co-host
A cat jump roping.
Bobby Bones
A cat jump roping.
Guest or Co-host
And Caitlin Clark in the stands.
Bobby Bones
Oh, in the stands. Okay, so what we want to see is are there any. This is just my mind. Are there any of the sites in Indiana, Huh?
Eddie
With Caitlin Clark in the stands or any of the games in Indiana? Is that what you're saying?
Bobby Bones
So what I would say is, are like any of the sites in Indianapolis? If so, maybe she's at one of those games. Or it could be. I mean, Iowa State's not her team.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Let's see what we got. The NCAA championship game is actually in Indianapolis. Oh, but that just means she would be there. But that's. That's wild.
Eddie
Okay, so maybe you didn't want to tell us a team there. You just wanted to say that Caitlin Clark's going to be there. That's weird.
Guest or Co-host
I just saw her.
Bobby Bones
Final four. Is there. Okay, duck. See here? Ducks on a pond.
Eddie
Oregon ducks, man.
Bobby Bones
I don't know about that.
Lunchbox
That's the only one.
Eddie
There are no more other ducks. What about ponds?
Lunchbox
There's no ponds, dude. The Arkansas ponds. No, there's no. Yeah.
Eddie
Is there a school like St. John Ponds at Oregon?
Bobby Bones
They're not even in the NCAA tournament, is my point.
Eddie
So that's not.
Bobby Bones
It can't be them ducks.
Guest or Co-host
Swans. Quack crackers.
Bobby Bones
Ducks on a pond. Water.
Guest or Co-host
Floating feathers.
Bobby Bones
Water.
Eddie
Like, what teams? I'm not getting anything.
Bobby Bones
But you're not supposed to. Sometimes it's all about the journey, guys.
Guest or Co-host
I can't do all the work.
Bobby Bones
No, you're not. We're trying to figure it out, though. So ducks on a pond. It could be a kind of duck, like a mallard. It could be a.
Eddie
Is there a team?
Bobby Bones
It could be like a mallard or
Eddie
maybe another kind of bird. Hmm. What about.
Bobby Bones
I mean, it also, I mean, I.
Lunchbox
Oh, maybe she picked the women's on accident.
Bobby Bones
No, no, she definitely didn't.
Guest or Co-host
No, men were playing
Eddie
ducks.
Guest or Co-host
Boys,
Bobby Bones
I'm just Googling some stuff here.
Guest or Co-host
What about what.
Eddie
Is there a school, like, known for, like, a pond in there, like on
Ad Read Host
campus or like a lake being on a school? Being on a lake?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, something like that. Michigan.
Bobby Bones
A boat.
Eddie
Michigan.
Bobby Bones
Lake Michigan.
Eddie
Lake Michigan.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
That could be a pond and a duck. Ducks are probably on Lake Michigan all the time.
Bobby Bones
Duck on a pond. Okay. I mean, Michigan's really good.
Eddie
Yeah. So that could be it.
Guest or Co-host
But there's a. I got specific with the pond, but you could say water.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But there's a cat jumping rope. Arizona is really good.
Eddie
Arizona and Houston.
Guest or Co-host
I mean, it was like.
Bobby Bones
We're picking.
Guest or Co-host
It was like jump rope for heart,
Bobby Bones
like, all the big seats. Well, that's what she saw.
Eddie
What she saw, though, so.
Bobby Bones
So Michigan. Cat jumping rope.
Guest or Co-host
What about the Kentucky Wildcats?
Bobby Bones
Nah.
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
Hey, lunchbox, pass around. Say that Lunchbox. Can you see if there's like, a lake or pond around? Duke. I bet you.
Bobby Bones
Duke. Okay. Of course everybody's gonna have a laker.
Guest or Co-host
What about Duke?
Bobby Bones
Duke.
Guest or Co-host
Duke is like, has three of the letters that duck has.
Eddie
Hey, that's good. Duke. Duck.
Bobby Bones
The cat coming at me specifically.
Guest or Co-host
What if there's a little glitch? Aren't the Duke's cats.
Bobby Bones
I think Arizona.
Eddie
I think Arizona is the cat because they are wild. Cats. Oh, so they have. I mean, a cougar's a cat, but you're not saying cougar.
Bobby Bones
And jumping a rope is like jumping. Playing basketball ball.
Eddie
Right. Slam dunk.
Bobby Bones
And Caitlin Clark would probably. Would she be there to watch errors final.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, so these are all related on the same team?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I'm just trying to figure. Yeah, there's a lot of cats, but I.
Eddie
But the fact that it's a wild cat is more specific. And they're good jumping a rope.
Guest or Co-host
But could Wild Cabbie a tiger? You got Clemson or Memphis.
Eddie
Oh, and now they actually.
Bobby Bones
They gotta be. They gotta be in the tournament.
Guest or Co-host
Isn't there the Ducks at the Memphis Hotel?
Bobby Bones
Okay. They have to be in the tournament, guys. They're not picking. No, they're just not. We're just not picking random.
Jana Kramer
Oh, my.
Lunchbox
Where do you see them? That's Ole Miss.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, it's up here.
Lunchbox
Oh, there.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I'm on the ESPN website. Okay. I think Amy's psychic prediction is telling us. If you're asking me, we are asking you. Arizona. I think it's Arizona.
Eddie
That's the wild card.
Bobby Bones
I think this is an. I think this is an Arizona call. And Caitlin Clark's gonna be in the stands in the Final Four watching Arizona. Not just Arizona, but just there.
Eddie
Yeah, because she lives there.
Bobby Bones
That's the point.
Lunchbox
Makes sense. And Morgan is looking at the bracket from last year.
Laura Vanderkam
Sorry, guys.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was 20, 25.
Eddie
What about Michigan? Anything on Lake Michigan?
Bobby Bones
Michigan's really good. I don't know. The duck on the pond didn't do much for me. Duck on the pond just means, like, duck on the pond. Like somebody. I think what I'm gonna interpret this as is Arizona wins the national championship from Amy. I like it. And Caitlin Clark will be in the stands. Final Four. I don't get the duck on the pond yet.
Eddie
Dude, if we're watching the Final Four and they show Caitlin Clark there, I'm like. This is. I'm betting the farm. I'm betting the farm.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. That I bet the farm on her.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that she lit. I mean, she literally lives there. And they could do. She could do commentary because she was doing NBA stuff.
Eddie
I mean, what.
Guest or Co-host
Amy, is the University of New Mexico in the tournament?
Bobby Bones
We're not betting. No, no.
Guest or Co-host
What about.
Eddie
That's too much of a flyer.
Bobby Bones
It's Arizona. My interpretation, I'm the Amy whisperer. Is that Arizona is the team to bet, according to Amy. Psychic prediction for the NCAA Tournament.
Guest or Co-host
Okay.
Eddie
All right, you heard it here.
Bobby Bones
I'm going to bet it. I'm going to bet it now. It's. They're good.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm going to vet it. Okay.
Eddie
You feel. Does Amy feel good about that?
Bobby Bones
She doesn't know.
Eddie
She doesn't know now.
Bobby Bones
She just.
Guest or Co-host
I just have to share with you what comes to my mind when I close my eyes. Like, I have no idea, guys.
Bobby Bones
That can be scary.
Ad Read Host
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But we got through it. All right. Thank you, Amy. The question is, how long do you think couples should be together before their first kiss? Before hooking up, before getting married, before buying a home together.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, gosh. All of those things.
Bobby Bones
Well, so that's a survey, and they talk to couples about the milestones, all of it. So I don't want to give you guys the answer. Minimum time a person should be seeing someone before the first kiss is the
Guest or Co-host
first date two hours?
Eddie
I'd say second date.
Bobby Bones
65% say the minimum amount of time a person should be seeing someone before the first kiss has no more than a month. What?
Eddie
That's a long.
Lunchbox
A month.
Guest or Co-host
They're saying no more than a month.
Lunchbox
Who goes a month without?
Bobby Bones
But they're saying no more. So it could be anything lesser than.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, it could be.
Bobby Bones
But 31% say less than a week.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so that could be two dates or one date before having sex. The minimum time.
Lunchbox
Minimum.
Bobby Bones
Like, what do you think the range is here? Two hours?
Lunchbox
I was gonna go two hours, but I know.
Guest or Co-host
You are more than a day, man.
Eddie
I've got two months.
Guest or Co-host
Two months.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, that's a long time.
Guest or Co-host
I was gonna say three.
Lunchbox
I mean, the way they did kissing. I'm like. They're gonna say six months.
Bobby Bones
But you do. You.
Eddie
You do.
Bobby Bones
You.
Lunchbox
Oh, two weeks.
Bobby Bones
Two thirds of Americans. One third. It's a 31. One third. 31% of Americans think the minimum time a couple should wait before having sex is between two and seven months.
Guest or Co-host
Bam.
Bobby Bones
22% say it's between a week and a month.
Lunchbox
There you go. Got it. Bam. A week.
Eddie
Can't hold it.
Bobby Bones
Saying I love you is another milestone many Americans think couples should put off for at least how long?
Eddie
You want to answer this one first?
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. I mean, I. Wait, I. I never told anyone until my wife I was freaking 39 or 40 years.
Eddie
40 years?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host
Three months.
Eddie
Six months.
Bobby Bones
A year, two months.
Guest or Co-host
Bam.
Lunchbox
Wait, so you are not sleeping with them, but you're saying I love you? Come on, now.
Eddie
You could do that.
Lunchbox
What are we doing? A month of kids Wait, you want
Guest or Co-host
this, you want that, you want there to be love before.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if I love them
Lunchbox
until I get them. They want a month to kiss, and a month later say, I love you. Like, what in the world are we talking about here?
Guest or Co-host
I don't think he understands the phrasing of this research.
Bobby Bones
We'll just keep going.
Lunchbox
No, I do. I understand. They said, wait two months to say I love you. Wait a month to kiss.
Bobby Bones
20% of Americans say eight months for I love you. Okay, what about engagement? Over half of Americans think couples should be together for at least blank before taking this step.
Lunchbox
At least a year, 2 years, 1.5 years.
Bobby Bones
Yours was how long?
Eddie
6 years.
Bobby Bones
Yours was how long'?
Jana Kramer
3 months.
Bobby Bones
The answer is a year. Mine was about a year. Answer was a year. Let's see. This is fun. 11% of people say couples should be together for three years before getting engaged. That's fine, too. Blank. Percent of Americans think a couple should be together for a minimum of a year before getting married. So I did this one different.
Eddie
You want the.
Bobby Bones
What's the percentage of Americans that think a couple should be together for one year before getting married?
Lunchbox
80%.
Eddie
Yeah, I'd say like 70.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, it's gotta be high.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's 70. Buying a home together and having a child are seen by a majority of Americans as best. When into the relationship. Before buying a home together, how many years should a couple be together?
Guest or Co-host
3.
Bobby Bones
6.
Lunchbox
They gotta be married. So it's a year and a half.
Bobby Bones
You don't have to be.
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, if you're gonna. The smart thing to do is be married. Don't be a. I mean, don't be an idiot. So a year and a half.
Guest or Co-host
You don't even own the home with your wife, let's say. Like what?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do you guys own your home together?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Don't you split money?
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. You own it together.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. That's a great question. Okay, so let me give the answer to this before I forget.
Lunchbox
I don't understand what you're saying.
Bobby Bones
Minimum of two years.
Lunchbox
So that's close.
Bobby Bones
So you and your wife have different.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but we pay different amounts.
Bobby Bones
But who bought the house? Whose house? Is the name on it?
Lunchbox
It's under both our names.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Oh, yeah.
Guest or Co-host
So did you both put down different percentage or same.
Lunchbox
No, same down payment. Okay.
Bobby Bones
It's not crazy for us to think that.
Lunchbox
I didn't understand what you were saying,
Bobby Bones
but you yelled at us.
Lunchbox
You thought you were saying okay, so you thought maybe my name was on it and she paid me.
Guest or Co-host
This is interesting. You have the same down payment, but
Lunchbox
the mortgage is different.
Guest or Co-host
Is not 50. 50.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Guest or Co-host
So 5050 down payment, but.
Eddie
And it's under both of yalls names, so you'll never be able to say, this is my house.
Guest or Co-host
So when you either, will you.
Eddie
Yeah, I do. It's under my name, Eddie.
Guest or Co-host
But your wife should be on there, too.
Bobby Bones
Your name.
Eddie
Yeah, it's under my name.
Guest or Co-host
What are you. Why are you bragging about that?
Eddie
I'm just shocked.
Guest or Co-host
We need to call Eddie's wife.
Lunchbox
She didn't sign any papers.
Eddie
No, it is my house.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Guest or Co-host
Stop saying you're saying it.
Eddie
What am I saying? It's my house.
Lunchbox
I didn't know that.
Guest or Co-host
Well, y' all been married for long enough.
Eddie
It's not even my wife, though. It's like, my kids. Sometimes I like flexing, being like, hey, you're. This is my house.
Bobby Bones
No, but it's. It's you.
Guest or Co-host
But don't say that to your kids, like implying that it's your house and not your wife.
Eddie
I've only said it a couple times when I'm really mad. But no, no, I don't say no, guys, it's not about my wife. Like, yes, it's under my name, but it's our house as a family.
Guest or Co-host
Well, yeah, I mean, if you get
Lunchbox
divorced, I'm getting half of it, but not necessarily. Yeah, he's signed the paperwork, guys.
Eddie
We're not getting a divorce.
Bobby Bones
No, but that's just.
Guest or Co-host
I know, but like.
Bobby Bones
And also, the tone you're using, it is weird.
Eddie
What's the tone? Dude, it's pretty awesome. It's my house.
Bobby Bones
That's my house.
Guest or Co-host
My house.
Bobby Bones
But what if she was like, no, it's my house.
Eddie
You'd be like, no, no, I've said like, of course it's our house.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you hit her with the of course.
Eddie
Oh, it's our house. Yes.
Guest or Co-host
So, lunchbox, if you and your wife ever sell your house and sell.
Jana Kramer
Split the.
Guest or Co-host
If there's a profit and you were to split it, would you split it 50. 50.
Lunchbox
No, because you don't pay the same mortgage, so you can't split it 50. 50.
Guest or Co-host
Okay, but she would get her part of the down payment. I mean, I'm not talking about if they get divorced.
Eddie
I guess I don't like this energy.
Guest or Co-host
Not at all. They're still together. But maybe you're.
Ray
Hey, bub, you started it.
Guest or Co-host
I get it.
Ad Read Host
So you.
Guest or Co-host
She Would get her down payment back and then the percentage. Okay, that makes sense. I was worried about that for a second.
Bobby Bones
That's not how it happened, though.
Guest or Co-host
No, they're not. No, they're staying together. They're not divorced. She's saying move to a different house, sell the property, and there's profit on the house. How are they dividing it up still percentage it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Split it.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Ryan Seacrest
Why?
Lunchbox
Because I'm paying more than mortgage.
Guest or Co-host
She's paying.
Bobby Bones
No, I. No, no, I understand the reasoning.
Guest or Co-host
He has more of an investment in the house.
Eddie
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Guest or Co-host
No, I'm not agreeing with you.
Eddie
Lunchbox. So it kind of is your house.
Lunchbox
No, it's not.
Bobby Bones
I mean, you have more than 51. That's your house, baby.
Lunchbox
Oh, so I make the. I have the majority share.
Bobby Bones
There's an argument.
Eddie
This is my house.
Guest or Co-host
Yeah, y' all are. I own. I own my house.
Eddie
Exactly. Doesn't it feel good to say that?
Guest or Co-host
Yeah. But there. Who am I saying it to?
Eddie
Your kids.
Guest or Co-host
Oh, my house. Your dog, my house.
Bobby Bones
That sounds like a flow rider song.
Lunchbox
Do you ever get an argument with your wife and be like, this is my house?
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
No, Never. Now, we've never said that to each other.
Bobby Bones
You know what time you haven't. You haven't needed it yet. Because I feel like that's in the arsenal.
Lunchbox
Heck, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You said it to us. I don't like how that made me feel.
Eddie
The only time I've used it is with my kids. Dude, it's pretty. It's pretty crazy.
Bobby Bones
I'd be careful, but it should be like, this is not your house. This is our house.
Guest or Co-host
Your parents.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. I see how that would come off.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
But maybe my wife was, like, at the store or something. She wasn't there.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that's why. I don't.
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Main Theme: Wild Revelations and Office Debates: Raymundo's Decade-Long Lie, Eddie's School Controversy, and Amy's March Madness Psychic Picks
In this lively episode, Bobby Bones and his co-hosts dive into several headline-grabbing topics. Raymundo reveals a long-running lie about a legendary Trump bet, Eddie confesses to pulling his kids out of school for an afternoon of golf—sparking hot debate—and Amy applies her “psychic” instincts to predict March Madness outcomes. The crew also unpacks relationship milestones, homeownership quirks, and listener feedback, all with their signature blend of humor and spirited banter.
[02:52–06:16]
[07:35–10:10]
[10:22–12:01]
[12:04–14:20]
Listeners ask about spouses joining the crew on trips and joke about Lunchbox’s wife holding down the fort solo.
Another listener blames Lunchbox for getting someone’s wife sick after the cruise.
[14:10–15:44]
[19:54–29:40]
[29:43–37:20]
The crew plays a guessing game on how long couples should wait for major milestones (kissing, sex, saying “I love you,” engagement, marriage, buying a home, having children).
Homeownership debate explodes:
“I literally just lied on the paper that said doctor’s appointment.”
—Eddie [03:18]
“Ray, I’d like for you to talk first.”
—Bobby, confronting Ray about the Trump bet [07:47]
“We were lied to for 10 years!”
—Bobby [10:10]
“I’m purposely going to not do it just to teach him a lesson…”
—Eddie, about repaying Lunchbox [10:29]
“What an idiot. There were 2,400 people on that boat. Do you know how many germs…get out of here with that crap!”
—Lunchbox, denying responsibility for a cruise sickness [13:38]
“Ducks in a pond. A cat jump roping. Caitlin Clark in the stands.”
—Amy’s March Madness ‘visions’ [23:37–23:47]
“I think this is an Arizona call. And Caitlin Clark’s gonna be in the stands in the Final Four watching Arizona.”
—Bobby, interpreting Amy’s predictions [28:05]
“It’s my house. It’s under my name.”
—Eddie, reigniting the “who owns the house” debate [34:55]
True to The Bobby Bones Show style, the crew blends genuine revelations, self-deprecating humor, light-hearted ribbing, and honest discussions on relatable dilemmas. The tone is playful with intermittent moments of shock and introspection—especially with Ray’s confession and Eddie’s proud (yet cringe-inducing) homeownership claims.
This episode delivers a mix of call-outs, confessions, and classic show antics, giving both long-time fans and new listeners a satisfying sample of why The Bobby Bones Show remains one of morning radio and podcasting's best hangouts.