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Lunchbox
Come on.
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All right, we're checking in with people on the boat right now. Scuba, come in.
Scuba Steve
I'm here. Check, check.
Bobby Bones
Can you hear me? Yeah. Everybody got a microphone?
Scuba Steve
Yeah, we got everyone here. Eddie, Amy, Morgan, Ray, and Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Okay, explain to me how everybody's sitting.
Scuba Steve
We're all sitting in, like, a horseshoe fashion. You got Eddie next to Amy, and then in order, Morgan, Ray, myself, and Lunch on the end over here.
Bobby Bones
Everybody pretty tired or feeling good or what?
Eddie
A little bit of both.
Amy
Yeah. Two things can be true.
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Where do we start?
Scuba Steve
You can start with Ray and all of his madness.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I mean, no, we're already going.
Scuba Steve
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, we're already on. I'm just like, where do we start? Like, the question here. Yeah, Ray, it looks like you've been drunk a lot. True, true.
Raymundo
And I thought that's what I was brought on for.
Bobby Bones
But, yeah, to be drunk.
Raymundo
That and to be a party and have a lot of fun and try and help the listeners get out of their comfort zone.
Bobby Bones
Can you give me a Ray moment, Eddie?
Eddie
My favorite Ray moment was late one night, he's DJing with DJ Dez on the boat, and I hear him say, I'm gonna FaceTime Garth here in a minute. And then finally somebody just says, you need to go. And he got pulled off the stage
Bobby Bones
while he was working.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. He said he was gonna FaceTime, jelly roll, Garth, Jake Owen. And they're like, we've had enough. Get him off the stage.
Bobby Bones
But he wasn't DJing. The DJ was DJing. Wasn't he? Just standing there, like, yelling, fist pumping. But there really was. It was kind of accompanying the DJ hype. Man, I've really.
Eddie
Honestly, Bones, I don't. I don't know what he was doing there. Like, he was Standing on a. My. Like, on a mic next to the dj, right?
Lunchbox
Really just supposed to introduce the DJ and get down. But he just sat there and was
Bobby Bones
like, whoa, Ray, was that your job? Just to introduce the DJ
Raymundo
one more time?
Bobby Bones
Was that your job? Just introduced the dj?
Raymundo
Yeah. It could be a real quick intro, or they said I could linger and kind of. That's what I did. I was just behind him. And at times, me and him would both be on the stacks of wax. Or I just let DJ Des take over.
Bobby Bones
So I saw you doing karaoke, but I had heard karaoke was over. You just stayed up.
Raymundo
It could have been that. But he also Des like, hey, if you're gonna do a song, what's the song? You know, the absolute best for karaoke. And I said, cowboy. And so he played it, so I sang along with it. Was karaoke maybe over?
Eddie
Sure.
Raymundo
But DEZ also had said, if you want to do a song, I'll exclusively give you one that you can sing to.
Bobby Bones
How's your stamina at this point?
Raymundo
Oh, I'm good. I'm conditioned for it. Trying to entertain now baser, because we're doing a lot more work. And so she's wondering, am I hitting an. Is. Are we going to go swim with dolphins? And I'm trying to connect to the Internet. So now I'm more in work mode. I think the big party mode of me is already over. That was three days of that.
Bobby Bones
You know what I was surprised by being on the boat was how people decorated their doors. I've never been on a cruise. I think people that come on a lot of cruises that might be part of cruise culture to decorate your door specifically to who you are. Have you guys noticed anything about that? Amy?
Amy
Just the. The. They've decorated doors with us, like, all over them.
Lunchbox
That's.
Amy
Those are the ones I've seen. Like, someone did a Mount Rushmore and it had, like, our heads. And then other people. There was this one door. They. The door was covered, like, you know, ceiling to floor of all these pictures of us, like little characters. And it was really funny. I mean, people have gotten creative. But I have just seen, which this feels weird to say, but I've just seen the ones with us all over the door.
Eddie
I saw one. I saw one where. I think, Bobby, did you sign one?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, a couple doors they asked me to sign, and so I didn't sign any without permission. In case you're wanting to know. I wasn't walking around with a Sharpie just signing doors. And also didn't sign the door. I signed the things that were on the door.
Amy
Well, so they had a door decorating contest.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't know that.
Amy
Yeah, so. Oh, I think it's one of the cruise activities. So there's different things. And a judge was gonna be going around looking at all the doors and then picking a winner.
Bobby Bones
Whenever I left, I tried to give Scuba Steve my room because it was a pretty. Pretty nice room, and they wouldn't give it to him because I think they said that Keith Urban needed it. So I did. I did try to give him my room. Yeah.
Eddie
Hey, that makes so much sense, because I saw them the other day, like, just. Just redoing it all. Like, there were security people in there, people in and out of that room, so I didn't know what they were doing. That makes sense.
Bobby Bones
And so for those that were wondering, I did have a butler, as we talked about, and he came to my room quite frequently just to check. But you walked in, and there was a room. And then inside the room that I had, there was another room that had walls around a bedroom. So it was kind of like a square, and inside the square, there was another square. And then it was the bed and the bathroom and the television. Then I went into Eddie's room because it wasn't on a different floor. It was, like, three doors down. And it was. It was a nice room, but just like a hotel room. So it wasn't a bad room. It was just a hotel room. But it was still on the. Looking out over the water, right, Eddie?
Eddie
Yeah, I had a balcony and everything. I would say it was about a third of the size of your room.
Bobby Bones
I didn't realize it was that small.
Eddie
I mean, did your balcony. I made the joke.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the balcony was bigger.
Eddie
Games out here?
Amy
No, I think Eddie's a little off on that. It's probably like a fifth of your room.
Eddie
Okay. That's probably right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The balcony was large. It had a whole table, then another set of chairs. My balcony, not yours. Oh, do we lose them?
Amy
Nope.
Lunchbox
You're back.
Scuba Steve
You're back.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Did we lose you for a second?
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Bobby Bones
Dang waves, huh?
Eddie
Yeah, man. Maybe some choppy. It's choppy. Out here.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Balcony. Yes. I never saw Amy's room, so I don't know the difference in Amy's room to the guy's room. Did you, Amy, did any guys come to your room?
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Amy
It was, like the size of your. Well, I'm gonna. I'm trying to give my room to Ray, but
Bobby Bones
the.
Amy
I Would say the size of your living room was the size of my room.
Lunchbox
Wait, wait, there's a living room?
Amy
Bobby had a living room?
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Yeah, he had a living room?
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, I had a living room at a bedroom. Yeah. Dining room, bathroom, huge balcony. Scuba had the supposed worst room. How was your room?
Scuba Steve
My room is like the size of like a city apartment. It would say maybe 300 square feet. I do have a balcony, which is nice, but you can't really like turn or move. You have to walk either forward or backwards to get in and out of my room. It's very, very small and on a different floor from everyone else.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I tried to give you mine.
Scuba Steve
No, I do appreciate that, but I. Someone had mentioned that, a listener at that St. Jude breakfast, and as soon as they finished the words Bobby's room, some guy was like, nope, that's going to Keith Urban. And I was like, oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
I didn't have a chance to even fight for it.
Bobby Bones
Some things that I didn't know because it's my first cruise. You get on a cruise kind of like you get on an airplane at the airport. You drive in or you bus in to different, like, terminals, which I thought was wild. The boats are huge. I think that's easy to say, but until you actually see the boat, it's freaking huge. It's like a city. But, yeah, you drive in and we had a car and it took us right into the terminal. And then you go and you just stand in line like you do at an airplane terminal. Then you get on. Amy, was that your experience?
Amy
Yeah, I mean, it felt very, very organized. I. I appreciated that. Like, I thought when we got off the boat in Key west, getting back on, like, even Eddie was texting me because I got on the boat before then. They were still eating. And he's like, tell me if there's a line. Because we kept. I just kept thinking, because it felt like an airport, that it was going to be like we were in the TSA check line. But they're efficient. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They were drug checking the backs of cars driving in like ours. I don't know how you guys got in, because it was me who was in. Who was in my car?
Scuba Steve
Me, Scuba Ryan and my wife.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And. But they. We were going through and they pulled up and made the person pop their trunk and dog check their cars. How did you guys get into the main terminal, Amy?
Amy
On a bus. So I didn't see anybody getting checked.
Eddie
They got checked. Yeah, they got checked on our bus. It was. It was a truck, though. Like produce truck.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, that'll do it.
Eddie
Right in front of us. And I'm like, oh, boy, what are we gonna see?
Bobby Bones
There's a produce check. There's probably some drugs going in. So. Yeah, that happened. Let's see what else stood out to me when I got in to the boat. It's wild. There are elevators on a boat. It's just crazy that they're. I'm thankful, but I'm just saying it's so big. I've never been. I know you've been on a cruise before. I've never been on a cruise before.
Eddie
So.
Bobby Bones
To get on a boat and to see elevators inside of a boat, elevators where you like, look out the back glass like the size of a hotel, that was crazy to me. The you can fall overboard. I feel like. I feel like it takes a little effort if need be kind of athletic in some of those places because those, those lifeboats are on the side. But I think from mine, I think I could have jumped out into the water.
Amy
Oh, for sure. From my balcony. Yeah, no problem.
Bobby Bones
And if you really were to try, I think you could go overboard from your room. I don't know about you guys rooms. Eddie, could you go overboard from your room?
Eddie
No, I'd have to give it a really good leap because. Yeah, you're right. The. The rescue boats are down there, so about maybe 15. I have to jump outwards to get into the water. But I did notice there's people, like if you look down all through the balconies, there are people with binoculars watching the sides at all times.
Bobby Bones
No way.
Eddie
Yeah, to make sure, like nobody jumps off.
Amy
No, yeah. Wait, that's their job.
Eddie
Yeah. So like where the pilot is, those windows come out almost kind of like a hammerhead shark.
Amy
I mean, the captain.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, captain. Right, right, right, right. And so on the sides, they have people like. I guess they're just watchers who watch the side of the boat at all times.
Amy
Oh, wow, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
For the people that didn't go. Abby and Mike, do you guys have any questions for us about the cruise in general? Anything? Because for me, I didn't know what it was going to be. We had Internet. You had to put your phone in airplane mode, but the Internet was good. So if I had to call anybody, if we were out on the water, I just used the Internet to call. I noticed that we had movies in our names. Did I put those movies in my name? I don't know how those got up There. But there were some movies under my name, but I don't remember submitting those.
Amy
No, I don't think we did.
Eddie
We did. I didn't know we submitted those movies.
Amy
No, no, I never got.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I would have never put Elf as a movie if. If I pick five movies. And now it's a good movie. But we're going in February, March. I don't think I would have put Elf as one of my movies.
Eddie
I saw my name on there and I purposely did Key Largo, which is like an old Humphrey Bogart movie. And Little Mermaid.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I posted on my Instagram.
Eddie
I'm the only one.
Bobby Bones
Mike, anything. What was that thing that Ray posted about how much I've racked up in food and drinks? Ray?
Raymundo
Yeah, so me and Bazer ended up doing the all inclusive. So we get unlimited alcohol. And it's so annoying. Every time you get a drink, you have to get your badge off, hand it to them. They gotta scan it. They enter the room card. And I said, for all this hoopla, they better be keeping, like, the craziest list of all the drinks we've had. And so we go on the TV and you can select and see every place you've drank at and where you've ordered the drinks and on what day and at what time. And it kept going. Our list went down about 40 in three days. We were dying laughing.
Bobby Bones
Do you get hungover, Ray?
Raymundo
I do a lot of precautionary stuff. I do glutathione and I do hydration. I do electrolytes.
Amy
Glutathione?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay, so you don't get hungover because of all the precautions.
Raymundo
Yeah, and I do nad. And then we also have. I do some other little pills and tablets I take. But yeah, for the most part, I really don't get super hungover.
Bobby Bones
But they didn't make you pay for a drink package, do they?
Raymundo
Yeah, they did. Yeah, it was. It was pretty pricey too. But otherwise you're not allowed to have soda pop, you're not allowed to have specialty coffee. And then you. Any drink, you have to pay $15 a pop.
Amy
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
But didn't they say you could, like, expense it all back? Right.
Raymundo
Not the alcohol, though. And my wife's here on vacation, so she definitely. And they. They're smart. They make both people in the room do the drink package because otherwise she would just go get the drinks and bring them back to me in the room.
Amy
Oh, yeah. I learned that when they scan our little. Or the little key, the pass our Picture shows up. So I did not know that. So this other girl that works in our company, she used my card to get a drink. And that's when we learned that they scan it because we don't look similar. And then a few minutes later, I go back and the guy looks at me and he's like, what? And then I got a lecture and he's like, if. If you give your card to anybody else, I'm going to take it away.
Bobby Bones
Dang.
Amy
I'm sorry. I just thought, oh, that's my co worker. We were, you know, she was sorry.
Bobby Bones
How was the time on Key west when you guys got off the boat?
Eddie
The best.
Amy
Eddie1 Eddie did, yeah.
Eddie
I did not want to get back on the boat. I love that place. It's so cool, man. The vibe is just awesome. Like the. The restaurants, the bars, the people, the houses we went to, the Hemingway House. It's just, man, it's just heaven. It's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Did you guys actually smoke those cigars or just carry them around?
Eddie
Nah, we never lit them. Like, I still have mine in my bag. Like, I mean, I don't know. I don't think I'll ever light it
Bobby Bones
really, because they never look lit in the picture. So I wondered if you guys ever did anything with them at.
Eddie
No, we never smoked them.
Bobby Bones
What was the deal with the cards? Like, does you have black cards or color cards? Is that like. Because most of you guys have like a black card? Amy, Is that what it is?
Amy
The. So the black card that I had, that's what they scan. And then I think Lola Lunchbox had a red one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that was probably.
Amy
That was really problematic because I don't even think, like, you know, Ray was talking about soda and coffee and water. Like lunchbox with a red guard. Like, he.
Lunchbox
All I could get was tap water. That's all I. That's all I was allowed to get. I couldn't even get into some of the restaurants. Like, they had a special. Like they have red times and blue times. You can eat if you have a black card. You can eat at any time. Well, apparently I only had a red card, so I was getting denied entrance to restaurants. I was not allowed to drink anything but tap water. It was. It's been awesome, man. It's been great. Whoever set this up did a great job of putting me on the bottom of the bottom.
Bobby Bones
Why do you think that is? I had nothing to do with it. Scuba Steve had nothing to do with it. Why do you think you got a different card?
Lunchbox
I have no idea. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that I couldn't even get a bottled water unless I wanted to pay $20 for it. Like, it's like it makes no sense. Like it like. I mean, no offense to Bobby. They gave you the premium package. You don't even drink. Like, why would you need the premium package? Why would they not give it to someone like me who's going to be drinking alcohol instead? I can have tap water. That's it. I couldn't even get into the Raging Idiot show because I had a red card and it was blue card time. So I had to sneak past the people to get in and watch the Raging Idiots. I mean, I don't understand how this happens and why it happens.
Bobby Bones
Honestly, it wasn't a bit. I don't either. I didn't know that was the case. I just wondered. Scuba Steve, do you know why he got a different card? Because. Ray, what card do you have?
Raymundo
I got the black one, of course.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. All artists, talent and their teams have the black cards because we have different dining and different access. It baffles me. He had the red card too. And I didn't even realize it either because my wife and I are sitting at the bar, we got bottles of water. And he goes, I'll take a tap water. And I was like, you know, you
Lunchbox
can get a bottle of water. He's like, no, I can't.
Eddie
I got a red card.
Scuba Steve
So they got switched out. But it's one of those things where I have a running list of things that we should definitely make sure for next year that are not happening this year.
Bobby Bones
I got a bunch of questions about if I was seasick or not. And so I'll say that the first day I had mild to medium issues to where I was feeling nausea when we got on the boat. I didn't feel it so bad because we were on the boat for what, five or six hours before the boat ever left. Would you say that's accurate? Like we got on 10am Once the boat started going, I got a little bit of the nausea, like burpees. Day two, I was feeling 80% better, so I had it a bit. I never fully vomited when Eddie and I were doing our shows. I was feeling it a little bit. There were a couple accidental, like burps in the microphone. It was kind of a throw up, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Which is great for me for next year when I can actually stay longer next year that I don't have to worry about being totally seasick. So was a little nauseous at first. Adjusted well, I didn't wear any of this stuff. I don't feel like this stuff works for me. I've tried it all in different scenarios, even riding in the car. I've tried the things behind the ear. I've tried the wristbands. I've. I've tried the shockers. I've tried it all. But I was generally relieved that I got a little better at it. What was crazy was in. On day two, we're pulling into the first port, which was Key West. You're basically pulling into a boat slip, but it's a massive boat slip because the boat, again, is the size of a city. That thing shakes pretty hard, right? Did you guys feel it when we were coming in?
Eddie
Yes, it's like.
Bobby Bones
So I think it hit me a little bit there. But then we had a good St. Jude breakfast with a bunch of listeners. It's pretty cool to meet a bunch of people that you see post and just how, like, nice the listeners are. Amy, thoughts?
Amy
Oh, yeah, no, we've met so many cool people. I can't. And that have listened for, yeah, a long time, you know, 18, 20 years. And you feel like you can have a conversation because they're. They. They know so much. So then they're talking to you about certain things, and then they pause and they're like, oh, my gosh, it feels weird that I know this about you. And I was like, well, actually it doesn't because we talk about it. So, like, it don't. Don't feel weird bringing it up at all. Because if we've shared it with y' all that obviously it's not weird that you know, it so. Just had some good conversations. Met people from all over the country and the world.
Eddie
Australia. Somebody's here from Australia.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, I met them too, from Australia.
Eddie
So nice.
Bobby Bones
It was like a dad and a daughter, I think, from Australia. Unless it's a different couple you're talking about.
Eddie
No, I think it's the same one. Well, I just met the dad. I didn't meet the. The daughter.
Amy
Odds are it's probably the same.
Bobby Bones
The one couple from Australia. So have you guys been keeping up with anything happening in the news or is it total just on cruise mode?
Amy
Let's see. The. I know. Terrible news. That's pretty much all I know is terrible news.
Bobby Bones
That's kind of all the news exists.
Amy
Anyway, so tried to log off from that with my brain a little bit, but, I mean, people were definitely talking about it on the boat and talking about Iran.
Eddie
What are you talking about?
Amy
Yeah, well, Iran, Austin. Yeah, the shooting. So, you know, sometimes it would come up at dinner and we're like, okay, let's just, let's, you know, compartmentalize that for a second and still enjoy this. There was a mom that at my health and wellness Talk the last 15 minutes, I had an open mic for just Q A or if you wanted to share something. And pertaining to my talk, which was, you know, more whimsy, less worry. And she was like, I'm. I'm trying to wait for the facts and not worry, but I guess her daughter's in the military and is going to be deploying out in a month or something, so she just doesn't know what's happening with Iran. So her being on the boat and waking up to see that she's got a daughter in the military that's supposed to go somewhere and now she. The situation in Iran, she just was like, I'm not going to worry about this yet until I know the facts and the details of where she's going. But she's like, I woke up and instantly just started crying because I was worried for my daughter. So she was sharing that, that this is a situation where she's going to wait to worry till she gets the facts. And so that was really heavy. Like, she started crying and then I look around and everybody in the whole room's crying for her. And so there she was also like, I need to set that aside because I'm here to have a good time and I don't want this to ruin my trip.
Bobby Bones
I did feel like being on the boat and being on the water did allow you to separate from.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
More than any other vacation. And possibly because again, you're just out in the middle of the water and there's just so much going on that you can walk out and do something else. That I did find it was a bit easier to separate while out there. Eddie and I did a couple shows the first night and they were back to back shows. We did one at like 6, then we did one at 8:30. And I didn't realize people go so hard. Day one. It makes sense. It's first day of the cruise and I guess as Amy told me before she went on stage, it hits you different on the water. Alcohol does. Because Amy had three drinks or something and she was kind of drunk.
Amy
Well, I don't know if that's the case.
Eddie
Was that true?
Amy
I don't know if it's the water I was using that as an excuse, I think, really it was. We'd been so busy, hadn't really eaten much food, and also it was like straight vodka.
Eddie
So I don't think it was the water man.
Amy
Honestly, I think it was more so circumstantial with my body and my order.
Eddie
I will say, though, it's kind of tricky, though. If you've had a couple of beers or whatever and the boat moves, you're like, is that the beers or the boat?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It says you generally feel more intoxicated on a boat or cruise ship because environmental factors, constant motion, wind, noise, sun, accelerate dehydration and fatigue, which intensifies the effects of alcohol. Okay, so we went out in the night one of the boat. It's such a weird place for me to be in whenever I'm getting irritated at people that are having fun, but they're ruining it for other people. And so that first show, there was a person or a couple people that just would not. You don't have to stay quiet, but just wouldn't be quiet for the quiet parts. And they would stand up and yell. And other people are trying to enjoy the show, and because some of the show is comedy, some of the show is music, and they just. They wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop. So I tried everything. It was one, it was a people trying to enjoy the show. Then two, it was embrace them, bring them up on stage, try to make them very much a part of the show. So then maybe they. It's like taking my dog out and running them so he'll just chill out. I tried to, like, run the listener, but even afterwards, she wouldn't chill out. Then we looked down there, Amy, and then she was just gone. At some point, we thought they threw her overboard. We don't know what happened. She was just gone and never saw her again. Anybody see her on the boat after that? I did.
Amy
She's real nice.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, she was. She was great. I just think people went so hard as soon as they got on the boat. They were. Some of them were just a little drunk, and they were just a little too rowdy for that environment.
Amy
It was hilarious when she was walking back to her seat and she was like. She almost fell off the stage. And you said something about, oh, my gosh, you're drunk. She's like, I'm not drunk. I was like,
Bobby Bones
show two was, we set the tone a little different. I kind of went out and was like, all right. The audience for the first show is terrible. We're not gonna be that bad. And they really weren't terrible. It was just a couple incidents. But. But show two was better and I think they had more time to get drunk. But I think I did a better job too of just kind of restraining folks and just letting them know the rules of the show. That was fun. I didn't get to see Scotty. Did you guys go to the Scotty show? Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
There was another situation with Scotty which was funny because hilarious because he was talking about how he's on the boat for a few days and he misses his family and his Mrs. Wife. And then out of nowhere some girl walks up and everyone's like, yes, his wife is here. It's another drunk girl. And she just starts dancing on the stage and they pull her off the stage too. And I'm thinking, oh no, another one going overboard.
Lunchbox
Oh, she's going to jail.
Bobby Bones
Scotty McCrae, did he do two shows that night?
Eddie
He did.
Bobby Bones
Is it all carded? Lunchbox. Gotta go to the first show, but not the second type thing.
Lunchbox
Yep, same thing. Red card first show, blue card second show.
Bobby Bones
How was this show?
Lunchbox
I was good. I'd never seen Scotty McCreary perform and it was good. It was hilarious to see the girl get up there and dance and I don't know, like, I really don't know what happens to her. Like, do she. Does she really get kicked off the ship?
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Put in jail or do they just put her back in her room?
Eddie
They told me they took her back to her room.
Bobby Bones
Would imagine the girl on at my show went back to her room. But I forgot they have those kind of jails on those boats, right?
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Man, I wish we could have got a tour there.
Scuba Steve
We were walking through.
Bobby Bones
I would have loved to have like a holding tank. I would have loved to have seen the prison, the drunk tank. That's what you guys should go. Try to get a tour of that. Or go down to the Cat where the captain is like driving the boat. That'd be cool to see.
Eddie
That would be awesome.
Bobby Bones
How many? Wonder how many captains there are. Are there three captains? Are there two? Are they working split 12 hour shifts? Anybody know?
Eddie
They told me that there was only one captain and they even told me his name. I don't remember his name.
Lunchbox
Kirk.
Eddie
Is it Kirk?
Bobby Bones
Captain Kirk. That's Star Trek.
Eddie
Okay, all right.
Scuba Steve
I think his name is Aron. We met him. Bobby. I think when we first got to the. That holding area. Before you get on the boat back
Bobby Bones
in Fort Lauderdale, did you go down and see where he. Where he drives?
Scuba Steve
No, he's actually up. When Eddie was talking earlier about how they have people in binoculars, I think he's on the 16th deck or the high part, where he can see, and he has the whole visual of the. What's in front and what's happening.
Bobby Bones
For those that are listening to this on podcast, I do understand they're chopping out a little bit. I'm just continuing to push through. So when you hear that's not the phone, it's not the podcast, it's because they're connected. And are you. Where are you guys right now?
Scuba Steve
We're in a daycare center.
Eddie
No, no.
Lunchbox
Where?
Bobby Bones
Like geographically?
Amy
Nassau. We're in Nassau and we are in a kids center daycare. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're doing the show, like a little. Got it.
Amy
On the. On the 15th deck.
Bobby Bones
Got it. What's the highest you guys have been on the boat?
Eddie
15.
Amy
Right here, right now.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's the highest you can go.
Bobby Bones
This is high. Okay, let's see. What other stories do we have here? Let's go. Everybody give me their favorite story from the crew so far. Let's go to Eddie first. Eddie.
Eddie
Well, I just want to apologize to Scotty McCreary. Kind of pulled a lunchbox the other day. He was. Yeah, you know my joke that I like, I see someone at cowboy hat, I'm like, hey, look, it's Aldean. Well, this time I did it with Scotty McCurry, because the guy looked like Scotty McCurry. Turns out it was Scotty McCreary, and it drew attention.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so you didn't say Aldine. You said, look, it's Scotty McCreary.
Eddie
No, I saw it like, hey, look, it's Scotty McCrearY, everyone. And it was really Scotty. He was like, oh, hey, guys. Oh, no. So we talked to him for a little bit. Then a few listeners saw him, and I kind of blew his cover, and I felt bad about that.
Bobby Bones
Maybe he's wearing a cowboy hat on the boat, though.
Amy
No, no, he wasn't.
Eddie
No, I was using the example. Like, when I see a guy in a cowboy hat, I'll say, like, look, it's Aldean. Or, oh, it's George Strait.
Amy
In this case, he was. He literally, like, Eddie was like, did not think it was Scotty McCreary. So he was like, hey, look, everybody, it's Scotty McCreary. And then Scotty turns around. He's like, oh, what's up? And then he says hi to everybody. But, yeah, then listeners Started. I mean, I think he was, like, literally trying to go to his room.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
There was another time, too. We were doing a steak master class, and I guess he was hungry. He just wanted to get steak. And so we overtook the whole steakhouse or whatever, and he kind of went to like, I need a table for one, please. And they were like, I'm sorry, we're doing a class right now. So I tried. It's Scotty. Like, come on, Scotty. Come on. Do the class. And they. It was like, take two. I embarrassed him again. He walked off.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, Amy, your best story.
Amy
I am up. Like, well, I guess I'm up 400 now in blackjack.
Bobby Bones
You're up 400?
Amy
Yes. So, yeah, a total. I have 500, but I put a hundred in, so I'm up 400.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Amy
And blackjack is my new thing. And shout out to C.J. and. No, no. CT and Jay. Those are my dealers.
Bobby Bones
Do you only play when they deal?
Amy
Well, they just happen to be the only tables I sat at, and they are awesome. Like, they would help me. They would tell me when to, you know.
Lunchbox
Hold on. Stop giving them credit. I was there coaching you.
Eddie
Stop.
Amy
I got into that part.
Lunchbox
No, you're saying they're the ones. I'm the one that was making you money. Good. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I heard you had a bad run at the tables, Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I did, Yeah. I didn't have a bad run at any table.
Amy
Not with me. Because, honestly, he was coaching me, and we were on fire. The table was freaking. Like, everybody at the table was screaming. And that's when I learned etiquette, because I was all excited, and it was so fun to, like, freak out when you win. And. But I. I. So I. When the whole table would win, I was like, we'd scream, and then I would win, and I would scream. And that's when I learned when other people at the table lose and you win, you'd be chill.
Bobby Bones
You gotta be chill. Yeah. Everybody has to win, right?
Amy
So I learned that the hard way.
Bobby Bones
So what happened with the cheating in the blackjack tournament then?
Lunchbox
Well, so what happened is they say that you're not allowed to coach people. Whatever. It's all serious, but, like, the energy was kind of low. And, you know, whoever had the mic was. He was fine. But I grabbed the mic, and I started getting people hyped. I started talking. I started talking to the dealers, started talking to the people playing, and, you know, they're like, oh, my gosh. People are freaking out. It's like they had a $25 bet. So they're not really going to win the tournament because you got to bet a lot of money because you got to get the most chips in seven hands. So when you're betting $25, you're not going to win. And someone's like, I don't know what to do. And I was like, man, I'm not allowed to coach you, but I'm going to just tell you that my son loves to play baseball, and he loves when he gets to hit, you know, and stuff like that. And like, four people out of the hundred people that were there went and complained and said there was cheating going on, and they got all of their butt hurts. And it's like, God, people, it's for fun.
Bobby Bones
If you win the tournament, though, do you win money?
Lunchbox
No. You win, like, prizes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, good. Prizes.
Lunchbox
I don't even know what the prizes are, but that's what I'm saying. Those people that were, like, didn't know what they were betting $25, they had no chance to win the tournament. You got to bet big money to win the tournament. And so it was just for fun. These people were just there because they want to be part of the action and fun and play with Morgan and myself. And so the people getting upset, I'm like, get them off the boat. Like, I'd rather kick those people off the boat and don't invite them back.
Bobby Bones
What do you guys feel like the ratio of listeners is to people who just came out because of the country music part?
Lunchbox
99 versus 99:1.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I never met anybody that didn't know the show. And I didn't know because you guys have been there longer. If you have.
Amy
I met one person last night, and I guess they were a husband and a wife. So that's two people that sort of didn't know who we were, but had heard of us, but that's not why they came. And then I guess, you know, we did a Q A and something came up about the palette and.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. Did the crowd start going, don't talk about the ballot.
Amy
Well, no, but I sort of was like, does anybody here, like, not, like, do we need to go over this? Because nobody knows and only, like, what, two or three people raised their hand of the entire crowd. So I would feel like that's a good sample size. Of whom? How many people just weren't totally dialed in? But everybody else, I mean, they would finish, like, what Lunchbox is saying, I'm just a businessman making business deals. Gotta get that money and the whole crowd's like gotta get that money.
Bobby Bones
Like wrestling.
Amy
It was really really cute.
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Bobby Bones
How was your whimsy talk?
Amy
It went well. It went well. Why is everybody laughing?
Bobby Bones
Did you guys go to Fun?
Amy
They put me in the. I had to get whimsy with myself before I got on stage to not freak out because I thought I was going to be giving a talk, you know, like maybe in, maybe here in the kids club, like where we are now or like in a little classroom or something. But I was in the theater where the Raging where y' all played. You know how that's like the big theater. That's where Scotty plays, you know, I mean, it's, it's packed. And I was like, well, this is not gonna fill out as well as it did for y'.
Bobby Bones
All.
Amy
But people piled in and it was okay, but a lot of empty seats.
Bobby Bones
But that's okay because it was an
Amy
11, 11:45am Health and wellness talk on a booze cruise. It was just. But the people that showed up, they were really, really awesome. And yeah, somebody did say when I left, they were like, you need to take this on the road. And I was like, okay.
Bobby Bones
Did any of the show go to support you?
Amy
Hey guys, were any of you there? I was there at the end. Morgan Game Shout out.
Lunchbox
Oh, I didn't, I didn't know what time it was. It was.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he didn't have the right card.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I didn't have the right card to get in I'm sorry. It was blue card members only, man.
Bobby Bones
How did the morning walks go?
Amy
Good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I mean, I'm shocked. People get up and walk in the morning.
Bobby Bones
And where would you walk?
Amy
There's a.
Lunchbox
On the 14th.
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Amy
Yeah, the top deck. There's a. There's a walking track. So you just walk the track and walk and talk and talk and walk. And. I mean, people get up, they go to the. Like. I got lost one night trying to go to my room because the. The gym, if you're you some. I couldn't tell. You know, the maps are like, you are here. Well, those don't help me. So I end up at the gym because it was on my floor, and I was like, shoot, I need the other side of the boat. But at the gym, and it was like 10:30 at night, and there were people working out.
Bobby Bones
Ray, did you ever work out?
Raymundo
I did the first day when we were in Fort Lauderdale, but have not since. I plan on doing that starting back here pretty soon, next day or so.
Bobby Bones
How's BAE doing? She having a good time? Oh, she's having a blast.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And she.
Raymundo
I mean, she's met so many listeners. I mean, she almost thinks she's part of the show. Some of this time she was coming on stage, and I was like, baser. You're honestly, though, not part of the show unless they tell you you can come on stage. Do not come on stage, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Give me your favorite moment video. My favorite moment, Amy, or I do already do. Amy.
Amy
Oh, I did my blackjack is my favorite moment because I feel like it's unlocked a new level. I mean, I've played before, but this. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
This is.
Amy
It's better here on the boat.
Bobby Bones
Something different. Like the alcohol hits a little different?
Amy
No, not even that. Like, it just was. Something was different. Maybe it was like, the listeners all being there, and it just made it fun. Like, everybody freaking out and having fun every time there was a win. I don't know. I love that energy. I have not experienced that before, except for, like, maybe in Vegas every once in a while. Like when Bobby's like, put it on red, and then of course, it goes on red and everybody freaks out. Like, that energy, you know, I'm talking about.
Bobby Bones
I'm familiar with winning energy. It happens occasionally.
Lunchbox
Amy's quote to me was, oh, my gosh, I love boat gambling. Better than Vegas because you win more on a boat.
Amy
Yeah, well, I've never. I've never. Never won that much ever in my life have I won this much money playing a game.
Bobby Bones
Can I give you a little bit of advice? Don't play anymore.
Amy
I already cashed in.
Bobby Bones
Okay, good.
Eddie
Yeah, I cashed out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Eddie, did you play?
Eddie
A little bit, dude, what I love about this is the roulette was $2. Like, $2 roulette is my style. Not this Vegas where, like, limit $20, man. You can stay at a table for, like, hours. So I played roulette. I probably won about 80 bucks. Cashed out. I'm done.
Bobby Bones
Wait, so everybody's winning?
Amy
No, I'm telling you, it hits different on this boat.
Bobby Bones
That.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. That was. Felt loud. The. My dealer, we were winning so much that his boss came over and was thinking about, like, I don't know, maybe
Eddie
rigging it, maybe firing him.
Lunchbox
He kept going. Jay fired. Jay's fired. Jay's fired.
Amy
And I don't know, maybe that's their shtick. Like, you know, a little entertainment of, like, the boss comes over, and he's like, oh, too much winning going on over here. You're about to have to go home. But, I mean, that's how much winning was happening. Like, it was drawing attention.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, did we do your favorite moment yet?
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah. Well, my favorite moment is just. I mean, it's hard to pick a favorite moment because this whole thing is awesome. Like, I've never been on a cruise. My favorite thing about this is just looking out and, like, you're literally in the middle of nowhere. The nights are so peaceful. Like, you hear the water. You see the moonlight reflecting on the water. What's crazy, too, is you think, like, oh, man, there's no one out here. There's boats all over the place. Cruise boats, fishing boats, car, the cargo ships. It's like a highway out here, which is nuts. I don't know. To me, the whole thing is just crazy that we're just in the middle of nowhere, and I just love it.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox, favorite moment?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Maybe when we were on stage and Amy was giving a speech and saying, you know, this week is about saying, yes, yes, yes. And, like, have more fun. And, like, you know, you're nervous about doing something, but say yes. Try it. And then Eddie decided to insinuate that I was trying to cheat on my wife on this boat and told the whole crowd, but say no when Lunchbox invites you to his room because he is married.
Eddie
Yeah. It's called the joke. Yeah. It's just a joke.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That was awkward.
Amy
That's your favorite part?
Eddie
That's your favorite moment. Of the whole boat?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because you looked like an idiot. I mean, it was very weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that. That's weird. Did you reply to that on stage?
Eddie
No, he said, I forgot my wedding ring. So he played along with it.
Lunchbox
I mean, I didn't want to kill the momentum, just be like the momentum
Bobby Bones
of the joke of the cheating on my wife joke.
Lunchbox
Well, I didn't want to make it awkward up there. So I was just like, I don't really understand why Eddie would say, I'm going to cheat on my wife. Like, that's a weird thing to introduce the boat to. Like, I don't know. It was a weird thing to put out in the. Out there, but yeah, that was interesting.
Bobby Bones
Well, then the question is, did you.
Eddie
There was this one time, how stupid are we?
Amy
No. He. He said no.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I. I told him. He never said anything. I didn't say no.
Lunchbox
I said, how stupid are we? That's what I said.
Bobby Bones
Exactly.
Lunchbox
So. So, yep, I cheated on my wife. I slept with three different women. I mean, wow.
Bobby Bones
Zero to 100 situation. Morgan, favorite moment.
Amy
Oh, well, I also had some gambling luck. I went thousand dollars all in at the blackjack table, and I won. And that day I won 2000.
Eddie
What?
Amy
In the blackjack tournament.
Bobby Bones
Wait, real money?
Lunchbox
No, she doesn't. She doesn't get real money.
Amy
If it's the house's money, I gotta play with the house.
Lunchbox
But you don't get that money, so it doesn't matter.
Amy
But I still won. No, like, it was.
Bobby Bones
Why are you getting mad at her?
Lunchbox
Like, no, it's play money, guys. She didn't win anything.
Eddie
I really thought she won $2,000, though.
Amy
Okay. It was a cool moment though. Everybody was freaking out. Like, Amy was talking about, like people around the table freaking out because I just went with whatever the table wanted and I did it. I went all in and I won 2000. And everybody freaked out. It was awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's fun.
Lunchbox
And.
Amy
Well, and there was another fun moment too, when we were on stage and that we were doing the show Q and A, and it was chaos. Everybody was talking and everybody was yelling at each other. And a listener brought up a straight vodka shot, and I just took it. It was like three shots of vodka in one cup.
Bobby Bones
Did you get.
Amy
Yeah, it was pretty impressive.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, did you get wild?
Lunchbox
Morgan said she immediately regretted it. I did.
Amy
I did regret it.
Bobby Bones
Raymundo, favorite moment.
Raymundo
Yeah, definitely. The listeners comments, because we think that we're pretty open. I mean, they say what is on their mind and it'll be an Offhand comment to Eddie, oh, you're not as chubby as we thought you were on the show. But. But for me personally, it is amazing when they come up to me because
Bobby Bones
it just confirms all along that I'm
Raymundo
really not as short as you guys say that I am, because I've had countless people say, you're not even close to as short as they make it seem like you are. I'm like, thank you. That's what I've been saying all along.
Bobby Bones
All we do is say the height that you are, which is five, six.
Raymundo
I know, but in person, apparently they think. They think bays are super pretty, even prettier non picture. And they think I'm super tall, even taller than I sound on the radio.
Amy
So that's on the flip side. They do think I'm very short. Everybody thinks I'm very, very small, which
Bobby Bones
we also give your height, which is
Amy
what, 5, 1, 5 and 3, 4 of 1 inch?
Bobby Bones
Yes. There you go. Scuba Steve. Best moment. I would say the.
Scuba Steve
The coolest thing for me being this is like my first Bobby Bone show experience outside of the studio with you guys is the listeners and how kind they are, and they'll make you stuff and give you things. Like this guy Jesse made us these wooden pens and passed them out. Some guy named Hector, who's a veteran of the Marines, gave everyone challenge coins. And then a woman from Las Vegas, Carrie, made us all hats. But the problem was she gave the hats to Eddie and said to get it from him. He can't find the hats.
Eddie
I had them for one second, then I lost them. I don't know where they are.
Amy
Well, I have the pins for everybody back at the studio. Like, if you're not here, I have your pin for you. Unlike Eddie, who lost the hats.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, how do you lose?
Scuba Steve
That's pretty cool, though.
Bobby Bones
Big hats that.
Eddie
It was a bag. It was just a bag. She said, all the hats are in here. Make sure everyone gets them. And it was right after our raging show. So I was like, no problem. And I think I had to pack my guitar. I don't know where the bag is. I lost it. Sorry, guys.
Lunchbox
Awkward.
Bobby Bones
Does she know that?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We told her.
Lunchbox
We told. We actually told the whole ship.
Eddie
Yeah. Sorry.
Bobby Bones
If anyone from the cruise is listening to this podcast from the boat, you can send me a dm. That would be fun. Because life is different on the boat. Like, your normal, you know, everyday things, they're not happening the same because you're sleeping different. You're out on the water. Your routine's completely different, but yeah, it's. It's super fun. Looking forward to next year. Yeah, go ahead, Bobby.
Amy
You'll love this story. So one of the workers is from South Africa, and he came up to me, he's like, I listen all the time. And he was like, I actually also just got into pickleball. I didn't know what that sport was, and I just played it for the first time in Florida. He was talking about the show and listening to it. He went to play pickleball, and now he's like, gonna be a pickleball player when he's off the ship.
Bobby Bones
That's how we've inspired people. Pickleball. New pickleball players around the world. All right, I think that's pretty much it. We could roll some voicemails, but I don't know if you guys can hear them. Hey, can you play voicemail number one? Kevin?
Amy
Eddie, you are a complete idiot.
Bobby Bones
Can you guys hear that? Yeah, kinda.
Amy
Yeah, Eddie's an idiot.
Lunchbox
Okay, here we go.
Bobby Bones
Hit it.
Amy
Eddie, you are a complete idiot.
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
Like, they.
Bobby Bones
They really do know what those mean.
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Bobby Bones
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Eddie
You know what makes me kind of like, I question myself a little bit. But then I'm also like, guys, I think my kids are really good. Like, and when you guys are like, they know that stuff, I'm like, I really don't think that they do. Like, my oldest, obviously, he knows all those words. He watches movies, his friends say those words. But my 12 year old, I don't think he knows those acronyms.
Bobby Bones
When you were 12, you knew the stuff. And I think there's even more aware than we were.
Amy
Yeah, but dude, I don't think knowing it is like, you can still be good. Yeah, you're not bad if you know, like, you're like, my kids are good. They don't know what wtf?
Bobby Bones
No, because I really.
Eddie
Because I'll say it and I'll look for their reaction and they never react to it. And I'm like, if that was me, I would have been like, that's funny. They don't know what it means.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. All right.
Eddie
But they never do that.
Amy
Number two, I'm calling because I want to get ahead of something. My dad and, well, my parents are going on the cruise and I'm realizing that my dad thinks that you all are going to know me because I talk about you all so much. So if you get into an awkward
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Amy
Bradenton, Florida, that probably is my dad, and I apologize that he thinks that we know each other.
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Bobby Bones
Any run in, guys?
Lunchbox
We talked to Bradenton, Florida, this morning at breakfast, Morgan and myself.
Bobby Bones
You think it's the same person?
Amy
My daughter really loves you guys.
Bobby Bones
No way.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Nice. All right, good deal. Next one. I just heard Eddie talk about how he's gonna kick his son out as soon as he graduates high school. I say negative. I don't think Eddie would do that. Eddie is a softy, even though he tries to act like he's a hard guy, but he's a big softie, and his kids always come first. He's a helicopter D. And that does doesn't just stop when Your kid turns 18. Talk to you guys later.
Lunchbox
Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah, it's funny sometimes, you know, like, I'll say stuff on the show and then on the drive home, like, why did I say that? I wouldn't do, like. I think I really do want to be that parent that says, like, hey, you got to go. Like, you're 18. It's time for you to be responsible, be independent. Let her rip. But I don't know. I think he might be right. I was thinking about that right after I said that.
Bobby Bones
What I think about is when Eddie said something, I don't know, about a week ago, that he was watching, I think, the Deluge, and it changed his life for two days or something. What are you talking about? It didn't change. No, man. For two whole days.
Eddie
Bobsledding.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Whatever it was, I was like, no, it didn't.
Lunchbox
What was the new story?
Amy
No, he watched the Elizabeth Smart documentary, and he's like, it ruined my weekend
Eddie
two days straight thinking about that one.
Bobby Bones
Hey, so this is not Tuesday reviews day, but a couple things I did watch just because I wanted to see the news. Scrubs. To see what? How it felt. It's good. It feels like old Scrubs. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, if you liked old Scrubs, I think you'll like this version of Scrubs. So I just watched one episode to see because most of my Scrubs watching came from watching on TBS when they would was in syndication, and it showed a lot. So if you liked old Scrubs, you should watch new Scrubs. I enjoyed it. I didn't watch more than one episode, but I will. If there's like, I need to fill some time. They look the exact same as they did back when you first aired. They do. So that was good. And then we got through the first couple episodes of Paradise. I think they put out three on week one, which is great on Hulu. It is a week to week show.
Scuba Steve
But I love.
Bobby Bones
They did a full dump and I was getting mixed reviews because this season has been a bit different than last. I love it. Episode one was really good. I love it. Like what I don't like about some shows and this show could do that. This is not in any way a spoiler. They can create space in storylines by going back in time and this did that. It kind of created a new storyline because there's a lot happening. But I think paradise, this show might be better than it was season one. So only through two episodes, but I love where that's going. I haven't finished anything, so my. I don't think I finished anything. So my Tuesday reviews, they'll be minimal if that. But did start a couple new things. What about on the boat, you guys? Unless you had it like saved right on your phone, you're probably not watching new stuff.
Lunchbox
I don't even know how to turn on the tv. Do you have any red card? I don't think you're allowed to.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I was gonna ask if you had any restrictions on television time, how come they won't give you a black card now?
Lunchbox
No, I finally got one after like three days. But it was.
Eddie
I also found out recently that I think Amy's the only one that has drink package included.
Amy
I think Bobby did too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Bobby did.
Eddie
Wait, but he didn't drink.
Bobby Bones
So that's what.
Lunchbox
Why did we do. That's what I'm saying. Why did we waste it?
Bobby Bones
I did try to give my card to Eddie and they were like, you can't because your picture's on it.
Eddie
Yeah, we don't look alike.
Lunchbox
But you know what I'm saying? Like, Eddie, like the people that organize this, like when they see premium. There was no need to give Bobby premium because they know he doesn't drink. So it's just wasted.
Eddie
And then the first night they told me, hey, dude, I think you're included. So I started ordering drinks on my card. It went straight to my room. I got charged for all the drinks.
Bobby Bones
I think they gave me premium because I could go into any room, even at dinner at different times. Like, it wasn't red, blue or any show. If I wanted to get in, they weren't gonna castle me for that. It wasn't about the drinks?
Amy
No, it's like literally the premium part is about the drinks. Like, that's literally. Like your black card would have gotten you anywhere, but then there's this tiny little section of the card that says like, like premium, and that's literally for unlimited alcohol.
Bobby Bones
You guys don't have black cards?
Amy
They have black cards, but they. They don't have the, the premium written on it.
Eddie
Just you and Amy and.
Lunchbox
And I have tap water.
Amy
This is the thing for next year. Absolutely. I feel like everybody, whatever it is, I don't care. Don't give me the premium. I just want everybody to be equal because it's so dramatic and awkward that I don't. I just want to be equal.
Bobby Bones
You know, I. I don't back that. I don't mind being elevated.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, I don't know. I like it that you guys are equal, but I don't mind having a nicer room.
Amy
Well, that's fine.
Eddie
You deserve that.
Amy
That's fine. I'm just saying, like, even with the card, I mean, I'll take. I'll take the bigger room, but the, the, the card, I just want it to be equal. And that's why I was trying to help people out by giving them my card. And then I learned the photo thing.
Eddie
It's just funny because it just keeps getting worse for Lunchbox. Like, it was. It all started with the room, right? Blah, blah, blah, whatever. And then it went to his room. Wasn't ready till 4.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not only was my room not ready till 4, like, I show up and there's no. My room's not ready. Okay, cool. So we go walk around the ship, do all this stuff. Four o', clock, I go back in my room. They still never put a room key out there. Like, there's not even a room key. Like, everybody's room key is right there on their little. Where their room number is, not mine. They never put a dang room key out. So I had to go back four, 10 stories up, find the front desk, wait in line, and get a key, and then go back to my room where everybody else on the ship, every single person, had a room key waiting for them on their room door. Not me. No chance. So embarrassed. And then we try to go eat dinner, and it says black cards only. And they won't let me in the special section where they're trying to eat. And I'm like, I'm part of them. They're like, sir, you have a red card. And Ray and them, they laughed for 10 minutes when they found out I had a red freaking card.
Amy
Yeah, he couldn't get in without us. He had to have us to get him in.
Bobby Bones
From my knowledge, this is in no way a bit.
Lunchbox
I thought it was a prank. I thought for sure you guys sat down, had a meeting and said, we're just gonna do everything possible to piss Lunchbox off.
Eddie
And then one of the whole bottle water situation. That's just the cherry on top that he can only tap water.
Lunchbox
Like, literally. I was sitting at a bar with Scuba and his wife ordered a water and they go, why are you not getting bottled water? I'm like, I'm not allowed to.
Bobby Bones
From my knowledge. Lunchbox. There's no. I know nothing about this. I was not a part of this. This is not a. What was that show on mtv? Boiling Point where you watch Boiling Points or Punk?
Lunchbox
One of the two. Whichever one you want.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, this was not me at all. I'm sorry that's happened.
Lunchbox
And like, when Scuba, like, was like. I mean, he was laughing so hard. The fact that I was drinking tap water, it was like warm tap water. It's not cold. It's not. I mean, it is warm. Oh, my God. Yeah, but it's fine.
Bobby Bones
Hit me with another voicemail.
Amy
Kevin, I was at the Rascal Flats concert last night. The show was amazing. The openers were great. Everything was great, except the people who were sitting behind us were kind of a buzzkill. I was constantly told to sit down, be quiet, and we chose to respect the wishes of those behind us, like Amy. We fear retaliation, but it really put a damper on the whole show. So I was just curious what your thoughts were and what proper indoor concert etiquette was for future reference. Thanks.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's wild. On a music show like that, when music's playing. First of all, I'm a big believer in read the room. However, at a concert, you have the right. You the have your own autonomy to get up and sing. You should. Unless it's. They're playing God Bless the Broken Road and everybody's sitting down and you're standing up yelling the song. Again, it's a read the room type thing. But at ball games or at concerts, like, if they're playing music, you're allowed to stand up and sing. So unless I've been in situations too, where there have been people behind me that are in, like, wheelchairs. And again, that's one where it's like, you know what? I'm not going to stand up that much because I don't want to block their show because they're not able to stand up, up. And that's a read the room moment. But for the most part, it just sounds like you got some, you know, bad apples behind you. And I think I'd have probably stayed standing up and just annoyed them for the sake of it. So that's what I would say. But it's very much a read the room. And if you're the only people that's being told. Let me say this again, if you're the only one standing up and singing and being loud and you look around, nobody else is, you're not reading the room properly. If everybody's up standing up and you are too, and the people behind you are like, sit down. Then they suck. So that's my answer there, Amy.
Amy
Yeah, I definitely read the room. But yeah, certain songs, probably not, but the fun ones, like, if this life is a highway, I'm up.
Bobby Bones
Give me another one.
Amy
I'm dancing.
Bobby Bones
Hey, just had a question, wanted to get some advice.
Amy
I have an 11 year old daughter
Bobby Bones
who tends to lie.
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Bobby Bones
All right. You guys with kids? She has an 11 year old daughter that lies. Eddie, you want to go first?
Eddie
Oh, man, that's hard. That's a hard one to break because some kids just lie. You know, they just lie. And I don't know why. We have rules, like, obviously every time they lie, we kind of. It's more of. I spend a lot of time to be like, all right, like, now's your chance to tell the truth. And if you tell your tell the truth now, you won't get in trouble or you'll only be in your room for this many minutes or whatever. But like, it's. It's just a hard one. And I feel like we get better with some of my kids that lie. But it's just a process. I sometimes that one that does work. That does work. When I tell them, like, all right, and then here's your chance. Tell the truth. And then they say, no, I'm telling the truth, telling the truth. Then eventually after the third time, they're like, all right, right, I'm lying. So it's just a process. I think they'll get over it. Amy, what do you think?
Amy
I mean, it's tricky. We don't know a lot of the other details of your kid. But I think that I try to think of what's going on, like, where do they not feel safe and lying, Especially like that, compulsively at that age. It's Some sort of a. In my opinion, my experience, like a. They're in survival mode for something like they're doing it to have control or to protect themselves, or they have fear that if they say this. So when we've had circumstances like that, just trying to create a safe environment, open communication, let's. Let's all talk, have small wins where maybe if you get it out of them and just have that connection and one on one. And it's very difficult if they're doing it a lot at that age, because you gotta. I would nip it, try to nip it, but that's more like the. I. I don't know. I'm not a parenting expert, but obviously. But with my kids, one in particular, there was some issues, but I know her past when I'm just submitting. It's my daughter, but I know her past. And really, when we got to the root of what it was about, it was about her. It was part of her survival mode. It's what she did to maneuver her way in the world where she felt safest. She felt safest lying. So we had to undo some of that. And it's worked. But our techniques might be different than what your child needs.
Bobby Bones
All right, one more voicemail. Hit it.
Amy
I'm curious as to where you get the bonehead story of the day from, because every day when it comes on,
Bobby Bones
I say somewhere in Florida, and 90% of the time I'm right. So I'm just curious where the stories come from. Thank you. Have a great day.
Amy
Love the show.
Lunchbox
They just come from different news outlets. You just look online and you look. Reddit has a thread of news of the stupid that you look at, and they have a lot of those posts. And I guess just a lot of dumb people live in Florida or there's a lot of drinking in Florida in the sun. So they do dumb things. I don't know. But Florida is a great hotspot for idiots.
Bobby Bones
All right, thank you. Thank you for the voicemails. Leave us one anytime. 877 77. Bobby, would you recommend that people come on the cruise next year? If so, why. Let's go around the room. Amy.
Amy
Yes. 100. It's so fun. I mean, I'm just like, I can't wait.
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Amy
I'm having way more fun than I thought I was going to.
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So
Amy
all the reasons why, or. No, I just know the ocean. Yeah, okay.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm just like, I just wondered what you had to say.
Amy
Yes, I would. Yes, next year. Yes, Eddie.
Eddie
Oh, for sure. Yes. I'm telling you, like, I've never thought of going on a cruise. It's never crossed my mind. But to see everyone have so much fun with all the different events, from karaoke to watching, like, great music every night from, like, the food is pretty good. Like, you think about, like, cruise food. I didn't know what to expect. It's pretty good. And so. And then, not to mention all the spots that you go on, like, Key west was unbelievable. Bahamas looks amazing. So, yeah, I would say yes. Come on the cruise if you can.
Bobby Bones
Is the urban show today?
Eddie
Yes, they were sound checking this morning.
Lunchbox
9:30pm wow.
Eddie
That's pretty late.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
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Amy
Well, they don't leave this port until
Bobby Bones
2am it's like a tour bus. Yeah. Basically lunchbox. Would you recommend people come on the cruise?
Lunchbox
Yeah, as long as you're the one organizing it and you don't have people in your company doing it for you that have it out for you, then, yes, I'd say come on the cruise. I mean, what a chance to hang out with us and do some amazing things. And there's 24. 7 action if you want action. You want, like, always something to do. Oh, my gosh. There's always something to do. People are up all night and then they're up at the crack of dawn ready to hit it the next day. It's absolutely a blast.
Eddie
Did you know there's a basketball court?
Bobby Bones
There is.
Lunchbox
I was hooping the first day.
Bobby Bones
I did not know there was a basketball court.
Eddie
There's a putting green up here. Like, there's cornhole.
Lunchbox
There's everything.
Eddie
It's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man, I missed out on the basketball court. All right, make a note there. So scuba, if they want to sign up for next year, it's just topshelf. Countrycruise.com right?
Scuba Steve
Yes. Yeah. And if you're on the cruise ship right now, they have a space, I believe, on deck four where you can sign up now and they'll give you, like, some incentives, like a hat or a T shirt or something.
Amy
Yeah, I've seen people with hats. They've already. They're 20, 27 hats.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they look at. They go, look at my hat. And I'm like, yeah, you got a new hat. And then they point to the side and it says 27. I'm like, okay. They're like, that means we've signed up for next year. And I was like, all right, you can room next to Amy, probably, unless
Bobby Bones
you leave your wedding ring at home again. They can just room with you. Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Then you can sleep in my room.
Bobby Bones
Raymundo, you weren't coming, and I was like, hey, we need Ray to come. So that was a big shift, but now you're pretty much mayor of the boat. So next year, you want to come back.
Raymundo
Yeah, Unofficial mayor of the boat. But it is a blast. I'm enjoying it. From a listener standpoint, you're not going to get closer to anybody from the show. I mean, there's been kisses, there's been hugs, and that's.
Bobby Bones
Is that lunchbox? Is that in his room?
Raymundo
One lady. Was it you that got kissed?
Amy
I got kissed. I did, too.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
There's some of these ladies that go in for the trip. Cheek kiss. You're like, what? We don't know you.
Raymundo
And then I met a nice. A nice older lady, and she did get a little handsy, and I said, you paid for it, so let's enjoy it.
Bobby Bones
Amy there. I did well in this part of the podcast with this. There's a conspiracy theory online about you. I just want to see if it is true or not. Amy and I have played this game where we put a celebrity on our heads. On my Instagram account, it's Mr. Bobby Bonds, and Amy's is 2, 0. Like, not even close. I suck at this game, apparently. But people are speculating. You're seeing the answers of my glasses.
Amy
Not possible. That's. That's not. I saw people putting that, and I'm like, what? It. First of all, it never occurred to me that I could try that trick to look and see, but I. I do. We'll have to put it, like, let's try it out. Like, next time we're together, I want to see if I can see something through the reflection of your glasses, because that's not happening.
Bobby Bones
Sure are defensive. Sure. Defensive.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
That's. I don't feel defensive. I think I'm answering.
Lunchbox
Did Eddie start this rumor?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I never thought about it. But then listeners are like, I think she sees it in. In his glasses.
Amy
So obviously, that's the only way I could win.
Bobby Bones
I didn't say that.
Amy
Has sarcasm.
Eddie
Oh, got it, Got it.
Amy
Okay, thanks, guys.
Bobby Bones
I'll put up a new one, I think, Today over at Mr. Bobby Bones. Okay, that's it. You guys back at it. Go to talk to everybody and have fun. Be safe. Don't drink too much. Ray, lunchbox. Hope you get the good card and
Eddie
then some water today.
Lunchbox
I'll get some water today, man. It's awesome. You guys enjoy your premium pass. Oh, Bobby doesn't use that. That's right. That's weird.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Maybe they gave it to me knowing I wouldn't use it.
Lunchbox
I know, but that's so stupid. Like, do you know how weird it is that Amy can order a drink and then we can't order a drink? Like, it's just very weird nonsense.
Amy
I'd like to second that.
Bobby Bones
Well, you also have a bigger room too, Amy, so it makes sen sense.
Amy
Okay, I know. Just, you know.
Bobby Bones
Are you able to give your 27.
Amy
We'll work on being equal.
Bobby Bones
No, you just want them lifted with you. Would you go down a notch to be with them? What? Yeah.
Amy
To avoid. It is hard to say. I just said. I just said a little bit ago to avoid the drama and awkwardness. Yes, I would.
Bobby Bones
You would go down a notch? Not that they get lifted up a notch. You would go down a notch. You're saying it right now.
Amy
I like my room, but I would like for however we drink to or access to things. I want access to be the same. Because it. It does feel weird when you're all hanging out and then.
Lunchbox
And we have to pay 25 or $20, whatever. Get a drink and something to eat and Amy's. Oh, it's free.
Bobby Bones
Free?
Lunchbox
That doesn't make sense.
Bobby Bones
All right, you guys have fun and I'll talk to you guys soon.
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Date: March 2, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Episode Focus: Behind-the-scenes stories from the Bobby Bones Show cruise, Bobby's first cruise experience, Raymundo’s legendary antics, show member shenanigans, listener encounters, and the best stories of the weekend.
This episode dives deep into the Bobby Bones Show team’s adventure on a country music cruise—Bobby's first ever. The team (Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, Ray, Morgan, and Scuba Steve) discusses hilarious mishaps, odd cruise traditions, room and drink package hierarchy, stories of rowdy listeners, and their favorite moments so far. There’s also a peek at cruise culture, listener interactions, and a little advice for next year.
Casual, high-energy, humorous, a bit chaotic—just like the show’s cruise atmosphere. The team is candid about frustrations (room/drink injustices), excited about wins (gambling, listener connections), and quick with jokes or quick digs at each other.
This episode is a lively, behind-the-scenes look at the Bobby Bones Show’s group cruise. From Bobby’s wide-eyed "newbie" reactions and Ray’s legendary late-night antics to Lunchbox’s running misfortune and Amy’s blackjack luck, listeners get stories you wouldn’t hear anywhere else. The show captures the camaraderie, chaos, cruise quirks, fan encounters, and even the drama of cruise card politics.
The bottom line:
If you’re a fan of the show, the cruise is the ultimate way to interact with the cast, join outrageous events, and be part of their inside jokes. As Bobby says, "You're not going to get closer to anybody from the show." There’s drama, laughs, a little heartbreak, but mostly, it’s a nonstop party at sea.