MON PT 2: Someone Broke Into Eddie's House + Why Was Scuba Steve Butt Hurt? + Man With Three Wieners Had No Idea!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – February 23, 2026: “MON PT 2: Someone Broke Into Eddie’s House + Why Was Scuba Steve Butt Hurt? + Man With Three Wieners Had No Idea!”

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the cast of The Bobby Bones Show dives into a whirlwind of recent events, personal stories, and wild news. Key topics include the end of the Winter Olympics and Team USA's performance, quirky service fees and lottery drama, a viral discussion about kidney donation, conspiracy theories, office hierarchy disputes (especially on their upcoming cruise), bizarre science about a man with three penises, and a hilarious but spooky story from Eddie about thinking someone broke into his house. The episode maintains its signature humorous, conversational style, peppered with playful jabs, listener voicemails, and relatable moments.

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Main Segments & Insights

1. Winter Olympics Recap and Team USA’s Performance

Timestamps: 02:09–05:54

• Bobby shares his casual viewership of the Olympics, pride in America's performance, and amusing observations on medal ceremonies.
• Key Moments:
  • “So the Olympics are now over. Did you know that?...We finished second, which is the best we've ever done.” (02:09)
  • Chuckling over the medal "stuffy" tradition—“They get a silver medal and a little stuffy handed to them.” (03:23)
  • Inside locker room fun: “They looked fun in the locker room afterwards. They're all singing Toby Keith.” (04:26)
• General sentiment is lighthearted, with playful banter about America's success and hockey nostalgia tied to the “Miracle” team.

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2. Call-In: Service Fees, Rounding Up, and Tax Deductions

Timestamps: 06:06–08:56

• Listener Jeremy from Oklahoma City calls about confusing service fees and the ethics of “rounding up” for charity at checkout.
• Bobby explains donation tax write-offs and annoyance with being publicly asked, “Do you want to round up so you can help somebody that's sick?” (06:42)
• Lunchbox mentions a baffling “$5.29 hospitality fee” that servers can't explain. (08:02)
• Group agrees fees should be transparent and jokes about scrutinizing receipts more.

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3. Lottery Ticket Legal Dilemma

Timestamps: 09:01–13:14

• Story of an Arizona Circle K manager who claimed a $12.8 million lottery ticket abandoned by a customer.
• The group debates: does it belong to the customer (who forgot to pay), the employee, the store, or local schools?
• Lunchbox points out, “He bought the ticket after the drawing… because he knew it was the winner.” (11:16)
• Consensus: no more printing lottery tickets before payment; likely the money goes to a community fund.

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4. Kidney Donation Jabfest

Timestamps: 14:19–16:27

• Eddie is ribbed for frequently mentioning he might like to donate a kidney, but never committing.
• Amy: “Your body, your choice.” (14:50)
• Bobby: “He wanted us to be like, man, you’re such a good guy for wanting to do that.” (15:37)
• The team laughs about the bit’s staying power and that listeners have apparently been inspired to check if they can donate.

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5. Conspiracy Theories and Viral Oddities

Timestamps: 16:33–21:18

• A caller floats a theory that the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping distracts from the Epstein files; Bobby quickly shoots it down. (16:46)
• Amy and Bobby discuss wild A.I.-generated videos and internet hoaxes, including the "Ghislaine Maxwell spotted in Canada" clip.
• Jokes about internet echo chambers and what viral memes they’re getting in their feeds, like “Punch the Monkey.”

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6. Why Was Scuba Steve Butt Hurt About His Cruise Room?

Timestamps: 21:58–25:40

• A voicemail asks why Scuba Steve was upset about his cruise cabin assignment.
• Scuba Steve explains: “Mine allegedly may have been taken and someone else took it, and I took theirs.” (23:52)
• He feels as executive producer, he should have a "concierge class" room but not the top suite. (24:03)
• Bobby offers his own upgraded cabin since he’s leaving early, which Scuba accepts.
• Lighthearted debate on show hierarchy and group dynamics continues.

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7. Robots Getting Too Cute (and Maybe Dangerous!)

Timestamps: 26:31–34:09

• Amy observes: “Tech companies are making robots look super cute so that they're more appealing to humans.” (26:31)
• Conversation veers into the psychology of product design (cute robots, breakfast cereals), and concerns about A.I. and robots “taking over.”
• Bobby floats the optimistic hope for “superhero A.I.” that can detect malicious A.I.
• Deeper philosophical discussion on whether humanity is in a cyclical pattern of progress and destruction.

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8. Weird Science: Man With Three Penises

Timestamps: 36:40–43:25

• Bobby brings up a bizarre news item: “There was a guy with three penises... He had no idea!” (36:40)
• Lunchbox jokes about his own anatomy: “That’s why he hurts. He has a second penis.” (37:47)
• The group analyzes anatomical diagrams, wonders about “polyphalia” (the condition), and descends into anatomical humor.
• Bobby: “If I die, I don't want anybody to know that I had three peckers.” (42:29)

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9. Rapid-Fire News & Fun

Timestamps: 43:32–54:01

• Lunchbox reports: 12-year-old tries to drive himself to school, caught by police. Group commends resourcefulness but agrees he should face consequences at home.
• Restaurant news: Nashville’s E3 Chophouse (owned by Aldean, Bryan, and LaRoche) abruptly closes; hosts discuss the pitfalls of celebrity restaurant ownership and the real money in restaurant real estate.
• Morgan updates on JetBlue, the airport-abandoned dog, now adopted by an officer. (51:42)
• North Carolina woman missing for 24 years found alive—hosts debate the ethics and emotions of walking away from a family.

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10. Eddie’s “Break-In” Scare (That Wasn’t)

Timestamps: 58:03–62:29

• Eddie describes a harrowing story: sitting in bed, he hears a knock at his window, gets chills, panics, searches for his son, and checks the house.
• Turns out, it was an 8K audio TikTok video in his AirPods simulating a knock: “There’s some video on 8K audio and it is so real sounding, it sounded just like someone knocking on my window.” (59:47)
• Group howls with laughter, tests the audio in-studio, and Amy is convinced by the effect.
• Playful jabs: “You’re listening to a video and someone knocks. It’s the video. How stupid are we?” (62:24)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Team USA: "The USA beat Canada in overtime for the first men's hockey olympic gold in 46 years. That's crazy." – Bobby (02:51)
• On service fees: “I think the issue I have with that is they ask you out loud…You have to because you don't want to be like, no, thank you. Don't care about sick kids.” – Bobby (06:42)
• On kidney donation: “But I will say…it has actually, according to some of our listeners and the feedback that we've gotten, encouraged people to look up if they can be a donor for certain things.” – Bobby (15:35)
• On robots: “Now we're like, oh, you're so cute. And we're having this emotional connection to a box… I don't like how much thought they're putting into this.” – Amy (27:52)
• On the three-penis story: "That's my story. That's crazy, huh?" – Bobby (43:10)
• On the knock audio: “I'm telling you that it happened…I hear a knock on my window, like right to the right of my bed.” – Eddie (58:31)
• On restaurant closure: “Restaurants are a bad investment also." – Bobby (47:10)
• On being inspired by old mysteries: “I have FOMO for certain things I'm never going to get to know.” – Bobby (30:43)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Winter Olympics Recap: 02:09–05:54
• Charity Fees & Service Charges: 06:06–08:56
• Lottery Lawsuit Story: 09:01–13:14
• Flu Shot Chat & Kidney Bit: 14:19–16:27
• Conspiracies & Meme Talk: 16:33–21:18
• Scuba Steve Cruise Room Debate: 21:58–25:40
• Cuteness in Robots & A.I. Dangers: 26:31–34:09
• Guy with Three Penises: 36:40–43:25
• Kid Drives to School/Restaurant Closure: 43:32–49:13
• Missing Woman Found: 52:32–54:01
• Eddie’s Break-in Scare: 58:03–62:29

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Flow, Tone & Style

The show is playful, conversational, and authentically unfiltered, with hosts trading friendly banter, sharing personal updates, and riffing on viral news. Listeners get peeks into the real-life dynamics of the crew: teasing Scuba Steve, laughing at Eddie's paranoia, and nerding out over medical oddities. Several stories are listener-driven, via voicemails that spark both serious talk (ethics, conspiracies) and comedy (“man with three wieners”). The episode moves quickly, layering larger segments with bursts of headlines and recurring show bits.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode delivers a classic Bobby Bones Show blend of earnest debate, absurd humor, behind-the-scenes drama, and pop news. Whether you’re an Olympics geek, a fan of conspiracy chatter, or just enjoy listening to a long-running morning show’s family vibe, there’s something here to pull you in, make you laugh, and maybe even make you Google “polyphalia.”

Transcript

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[B]

The Bobby Bone Show. Everybody roll.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So the Olympics are now over. Did you know that?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

We finished second, which is the best we've ever done.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

So maybe I'll watch the next one a little more. We just kind of sucked at the Winter Games because they're not really our games, but we hit the big ones. Women's hockey, men's hockey. I did watch those. I got up and watched the hockey game yesterday.

[D]

Oh, live.

[B]

Yeah, it was 7:00am when so.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

Yeah, so I watched that and we won. I'm such a casual. So I'm not going to admit. But I'm not a casual for America.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean casual hockey, but I'm not a casual for America.

[C]

Yeah, I, I just watched highlights I didn't watch.

[B]

Well, that was me for most of the Olympics. So we finished second to Norway.

[D]

That's good.

[B]

It seems like we should, but to Norway. I think they invented all the games. They invited us to come play all the games they invented, basically. But, yeah, the USA beat Canada in overtime for the first men's hockey olympic gold in 46 years. That's crazy. We haven't won gold since that movie Miracle 1980. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. It. What stunk was they made all the Canadians stay on the ice the whole time because it was an hour they lost, and they didn't get to leave because they had to wait to get their little stuffy. At the end, they got a silver medal and a little stuffy handed to them.

[C]

Oh, what is the stuffy? I'm sorry. I don't know that.

[B]

Anytime anybody's on the metal stand, they give them a little stuffed animal to go with their metal.

[C]

Oh, that's cute. I missed that part.

[B]

It was every minute. Medal ceremony.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Guess I missed some.

[B]

Oh, you don't watch any?

[C]

No, I. I watched some highlights, but I wasn't ever noticing a. A stuffy being handed to them. But.

[B]

But they did it, too, after the medal. Like, they should have handed it with

[C]

the medals at the same time.

[B]

Yeah. Cause they went all the way through, and everybody got stuffy. But they went all the way through and they gave the medals and they went back and somebody else started over and gave all the stuffies. And the Canadians were like, kill me. I wouldn't have wanted to be there either.

[C]

Yeah, get the heck out of there.

[B]

It's like, if you lose the super bowl, it's. And they make you stay out there.

[D]

No.

[B]

And as all the confetti's coming down, everybody's out taking pictures of their family. They're doing interviews on the podium, handing over the trophy. Here's the Lombardi. And Patriots have to stay out there and watch as the Seattle Seahawks. But that's what happened at the Olympics. That's crazy. It was crazy. It was a good one. It was fun. It was fun because we won.

[C]

They looked fun in the locker room afterwards. They're all singing Toby Keith.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

That was cool.

[C]

Red, white and blue.

[B]

They played Freebird after every goal. Oh, that was their song.

[C]

Yeah. Well, I just thought I was. I was impressed how many of them in the locker room were singing, like, every word to the Toby Keith song. I kept looking to see if any of the lips were, like, getting it wrong.

[B]

Didn't seem well they are all American, though.

[C]

I know, but still know that song. Well, yeah, but they were singing, like, the whole thing.

[B]

Not just usually in hockey, there's much like Canadians and Russians and, you know, Norway. They were all Americans.

[C]

Like, American American America.

[B]

Super American.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

From Minnesota.

[C]

American.

[B]

Also. Luke and Nicole Combs welcomed their third baby, so congratulations to them.

[C]

Whenever they said the name, it made me think of that guy. Y' all think is so funny that y'. All.

[B]

Chet. Yeah. What's his name?

[D]

Oh, Chet's Chit. Chet.

[C]

Chet.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Their baby's name is Chet Wiley Combs. Eddie and I like chit. Nah.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. This is like Chet Akins or. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chet.

[C]

So that's chit and this is Chet.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Luke Combs will be on the Bobby cast on Thursday on Netflix and podcast, so that'll be good. Congrats to them. They didn't reveal his actual birthday, but earlier this month, Luke Combs had to pull out of a Super bowl, like, pre concert to go back. So people are assuming that that's when it happened.

[C]

Shout out to him for prioritizing the baby.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean.

[B]

I mean, that's kind of what.

[D]

Glad he did.

[C]

I know, but some. Some people, yeah, they're like, well, this is my job, but we'll see.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for him. All right, Jeremy in Oklahoma City is on. Hey, Jeremy.

[E]

Hey, what's up, Bobby?

[B]

You're on the show, man. What's happening?

[E]

Hey, I was going to talk to you about the receipt that Bobby or that lunchbox got was added. Added money on it. And I've got an issue when every time you go through somewhere, they always ask you to round up for charity. What's your take on that? My take is real quick that they get all that money, then they turn it in as a tax donation, and then they get to write that off on their taxes as a business.

[B]

I think the issue that I have with that is they ask you out loud. I wish they would say, if you want to round up, push one. If you don't, push two. Because if they go, do you want to round up so you can help somebody that's sick? Then you feel, because they just yelled outwardly, that you have to because you don't want to be like, no, thank you. Don't care about sick kids or animals.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So my wish is that they would say, hey, if you want to round up, push one, if not, push two, we'll go to the next thing. As far as the tax thing, it doesn't matter so much to me because the. They're still raising money. They're still giving that money. Anytime you write something off, you don't get it all back. I think there is a confusion to if you write something off, you get it all back. You don't. You gotta meet a certain threshold of money, and then there's a percentage that you then don't pay in taxes based on what you've been able to donate. But it is like donating anywhere else.

[C]

So then the money is going to that cause.

[B]

Yeah, it is. So, Jeremy, I understand why you would think that for sure and why you care about that. And I just don't like when they yell it at you because then I want to yell it back. Yes, I love sick kids. Would you like more? It just feels like an unneeded pressure while you're there. But I completely understand where you're coming from. It's just they're sneaking up charges on you all the time, you know, I never heard such thing as. What was your fee? Lunchbox service fee.

[F]

Yeah, it was a hospitality fee for 529.

[B]

Crazy.

[D]

What does that even mean?

[C]

They're being hospitable to you?

[B]

And what if they're not?

[F]

Exactly.

[B]

But if they're not so hospitable, you get a waiter that's in a bad mood.

[C]

Yeah, I know. That's bizarre. I definitely got to start checking my receipts better.

[B]

Yeah. Jeremy, I appreciate that call. What do you think about all that?

[E]

Well, I think it's crazy. I think that they. Especially when they can't explain it to you, they just say, well, that's what it is, a hospitality fee.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So, I mean, I think that they need to be transparent. I think they need to do away with it, to be honest with you.

[B]

Did you ask about it if they

[E]

want to raise the prices? Raise the prices?

[F]

I asked the waiter. I said, hey, what is this? 529 hospitality fee. He goes, oh, that goes to the restaurant. That was all he said.

[B]

And I'm like, he probably didn't know.

[D]

You're like, doesn't the whole total go to the restaurant?

[B]

Right.

[F]

All the money goes to the restaurant. Except for the tip.

[B]

He probably didn't. Poor guy. He's, like, just clocking in, waiting tables.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

He probably doesn't want there to be a hospitality fee on there. All right. Hey, thank you, Jeremy. Hope you have a great day.

[E]

All right, y', all, too.

[B]

All right, see you, buddy. All right, hit us up, guys. 8, 7, 7, 77, Bobby. It's a pretty good story. So somebody goes Circle K in Arizona, and they buy a bunch of stuff, and they ask for lottery tickets. They don't pay for the lottery tickets. They leave them on the table. They walk off. The manager finds out that one of the lottery tickets is a big winner, waits to clock out, then buys the lottery tickets, and it's a $12.8 million prize. So now it's in court.

[C]

Oh, my.

[B]

So, yeah, the official story from the New York Post. An Arizona Circle K manager bought an almost $13 million lottery ticket left on the counter overnight because they knew its value. The employee found the winning ticket among abandoned ones. After a customer failed to pay for all the purchase tickets, the management ordered the ticket to be held in its corporate office until a judge ruled on its ownership. The Arizona lottery was not aware of any previous situation where a store and employee had opposing claims to a lottery jackpot. The 12.8 million is the fourth largest pick prize sold in Arizona. So where do you stand on this?

[C]

I honestly don't know.

[B]

I'm like, it can't go to the person who didn't buy the tickets.

[D]

They didn't buy it.

[B]

They didn't buy it. It can't go to that person.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So in my mind, I'm eliminating them because they didn't pay for it. They walked off without the tickets.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So now it's. Does the store, like the Circle K? The owner of that place, do they get it? Or the employee, or does it go back?

[C]

Oh, I don't know. I don't want to make this decision.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

What do you think?

[D]

I mean, it's not gonna be real. So whatever you say, I'll be the judge here.

[C]

Yeah. Cause

[B]

there's a bunch of tickets left on the counter. What are the odds one of those wins $12.8 million.

[C]

What are the odds?

[B]

No, I mean, literally.

[C]

No, I know.

[D]

We don't know the odds.

[B]

I mean, literally, like, what are the odds?

[C]

Very slim.

[B]

So the boss goes and looks at them and sees that one. Or just beeps them. Sees it at one a little bit, though, that boss. Nobody else wanted to buy them.

[D]

They're just sitting there.

[B]

But there's a reason. For example, that lunchbox can't gamble on the cruise that we're going on in the tournament, because if he wins, it would be conflict of interest, you know, in the blackjack tournament.

[C]

Yeah, I know. I get it.

[B]

But I think you can buy lottery tickets if you work in the gas station.

[F]

Yeah, the whole thing. That is weird. To me is he bought the ticket after the drawing. Like, the ticket had been printed, the drawing had happened. And the only reason he bought it.

[B]

Yeah, because he knew it was the winner.

[F]

Right. But how can you sell a ticket post drawing? Like, the drawing already happened. So I.

[B]

To me, man, I think it just goes back into the. I think it just goes into the. I don't know. Is there a school fund?

[D]

Yeah, well, it just be, like, null and void, right? Like, no winner.

[B]

I don't like that, though. I think the winner of the local schools.

[C]

But it was printed, so there is.

[B]

It was printed, but nobody paid for it. Also, you shouldn't print them out until they pay for them. I think that's the new rule that has to happen from this. No printing them out until they're paid for. You give me the money and then I print them out.

[C]

Golly, that's got to hurt.

[D]

But regardless.

[C]

So close.

[D]

Regardless. The manager doesn't get it right. Like, even though he's trying to be sneaky and bought the winning ticket.

[F]

I call it creative, not sneaky.

[B]

That's sneaky.

[C]

I mean, plenty of people get creative all the time.

[B]

Because he waited till after hours to also pay for the tickets.

[C]

And they cash out big.

[B]

I think the money just goes into the local schools. I don't think it goes back into the next week or however they do that. Yeah, put it out. Local schools in that area, wherever it is, whatever the town is, they now benefited. Million bucks a piece for 12 schools. Something like that.

[D]

Hey, what about the store? Because doesn't the store, like, win a little bit if they, like, if they sell it, Sol.

[B]

Because they didn't sell it.

[F]

Right. I think the store is suing, saying they should get all the money. Like, saying that we. That guy shouldn't get any of it. We should get it. That's our ticket.

[C]

No, because without that guy, I don't think they would have known. Wouldn't they? Would they have known that the ticket.

[B]

I'm surprised all the tickets didn't get thrown away.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Because who goes and looks at all the tickets, Right?

[C]

Well, that worker.

[B]

Well, this is going to set a precedent, because you can't print the tickets till somebody pays for it. That's what you do first. No printing the tickets until you give me the money. But yeah, 12.8 million bucks. You know, that worker at the store was like, oh, my God, this is crazy.

[F]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

You know, they looked at the ticket and then looked up at the cameras to go, huh?

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Does anybody know what's happening but me. And then you had to also think maybe it was a prank, like one of the workers had put in a fake ticket to screw with you. And on this show, that's what would have happened. I would have thought one of you guys were messing with me. But that's kind of a funny one there. I got a flu shot.

[C]

Oh, good for you.

[F]

Just now.

[B]

Just now. That's what the doctor said to. He goes, he.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

It's kind of going down. I was like, you know, I was like, you know, go ahead and take it.

[C]

Wow. I never got one.

[B]

That's okay.

[C]

Yeah, I feel fine.

[B]

He said that what they had guessed was pretty right this time because, you know, they have to guess on that flu shot. They have to guess. He said they were pretty right on what they guessed. And I was in.

[C]

So you're like, oh, sounds good. I'll take it now.

[B]

Well, he said, there's a peak. We went well beyond the peak. We're really on the way down. He goes, but there is some flu out there still. People are getting sick. And I was like, I'll take it, please. And he was like, huh, okay, I'm happy to give it to you. He said, is there a specific reason? I said, yeah, I'm going on a cruise with a bunch of people. I don't.

[D]

We're going to be packed in with a point.

[B]

So I don't know. I'm gonna get. Give me a flu shot. Got one more. I'm killing me, though.

[C]

I didn't think about that part.

[B]

What?

[C]

How we're gonna be confined in space with lots of people.

[B]

Now who you laughing at? Guys need to really lay off Eddie Kidney thing.

[G]

It's his body. He had some concerns. You don't call him a coward, Bobby, come on, man. You know, give him a break.

[F]

At least he thought about it.

[G]

Love the show.

[D]

Does sound weird the way he says at least he thought about it.

[C]

And it's your body.

[D]

Well, that is my body.

[C]

Your body, your choice.

[D]

Yes, that's right, Amy.

[B]

Yep. I want everybody to know that if he didn't constantly allude to the fact that he wants to do it, it's not been a one time thing. It was a four or five time thing before we ever even said anything. And then he just.

[C]

Four or five.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Well, no, no, you guys bring it

[B]

up all the time because we never heard you do it once or twice. And then thought, let's just really give Eddie the business on this. This is all you're doing.

[D]

All you guys have to do is just talk about some kidney donation, right? And then you guys all look at me, and I go, that would be cool.

[B]

And do you think that that's because we did anything to lead you to say that?

[D]

No, because I initially. I will accept that I initially did say any.

[B]

Any, any and any.

[D]

I did say that would be cool to donate a kidney someday.

[B]

It's become a bit. But I will say that it has actually, according to some of our listeners and the feedback that we've gotten encouraged people to look up if they can be a donor for certain things. And we've had people go through the process of getting tested. That being said, we're not gonna stop Ribbon Eddie about this because he wanted the credit of just saying, man, I'd love to do that. Like, he wanted us to be like, man, you're such a good guy for wanting to do that.

[D]

You know what, guys?

[B]

Oh, here we go again.

[D]

Keep ragging on me. If this makes people think about donating and maybe even donating to.

[B]

Bobby just said it.

[D]

No, And I'm. And I'm agreeing with Bobby. Let's just keep doing it. Keep making fun of you guys. I'm okay with it.

[F]

You don't need to give us permission. We were going to do it either way.

[B]

And secondly, we're not do. We're. You deserve it. It's not just a PSA by us.

[D]

Deserve what?

[B]

The.

[D]

The praise. What do you mean?

[B]

No, you deserve us going, dude, you. It doesn't matter. Next one, please. Next one.

[G]

Conspiracy theory that the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping is something else to distract from the Epstein files. I was just talking to a couple friends the other day, and one of them brought that up, and I hadn't thought about it. See what you guys think.

[B]

All right.

[G]

Love the show. Bye.

[B]

I do not think that. I do not think the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping is a distraction from the Epstein files because that is something that is not in control of. I guess everything is, but I. I don't think that about this. Did you see the guy in Canada that's walking and that woman looked like Ghislaine Maxwell? And he said, ghislaine. And she turned around. It looks exactly like. It wasn't AI.

[C]

It is AI. I think it came out and said, it is.

[B]

Oh, I saw that. They came out and said it wasn't. They put it through the test, and it wasn't. Oh, by the way, I didn't believe it was her, regardless. But it did look just like hers. It was a good video.

[C]

Yeah, I think it looked just like her. Because it, like, was her AI.

[B]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

But because also, she was in front of a pizza shop waiting on a pizza.

[D]

Like, shouldn't eat.

[C]

No, but, like, there's. The whole thing in the files is about Pizzagate.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So it was, like, purpose.

[B]

I didn't believe that was her, regardless.

[C]

No, but it is. What I got stuck on was just how different she looked in her deposition.

[B]

I just think.

[C]

But she is older.

[B]

It's someone who looks just like her. Mike, what do you think? I don't think that's AI. I think it's AI. You do?

[C]

Yeah. I think the guy came out, like, just last night or something and said, well, good.

[B]

Good thing I didn't believe it. In general, that. But.

[D]

Yeah, but you see how easy it is to fall for stuff like that.

[B]

I didn't fall for it because I think it was her.

[D]

You did?

[B]

No, I never thought it was her. I thought it was a random person. But. But yeah, it. Yeah, okay. I can accept a little bit of that. I didn't think it was AI, but also didn't think it was real. So I'll take half the loss on that one. I'll take L. I'll take L on that.

[D]

There was a video. There was a video that popped up, made me so mad. And it was opened up with, like. It had news reporter voice and everything. It said, nancy Guthrie's body has been found. And they had all this footage of a Found of a body that was found by a lake. All this stuff just to, like, see that it was all okay.

[C]

No, but I saw. Eddie, you might be seeing what I saw, which was that the future is already predicting how she's gonna be found. Like, on the Internet. Like, it lives. Like, I haven't tried it out yet. Cause I haven't had time. But if you search, like, go to

[B]

bed, it's time to go to bed.

[C]

I'm trying to stay on top of things being legit. That's why I know that the. The girl wasn't really Ghislaine Maxwell, but that if you type in how she. How she's found and when, like, it gives you the details. But, like, the date is, like, June of.

[B]

Let me guess. It's on the Simpsons that.

[C]

What's up with that?

[B]

Well, so, you know, now they make a lot of fake Simpsons screen grabs to look like things that have just happened to go. The Simpsons did so many episodes. There are things that they've said and done that end up being, oh, wow. And that is a thing. But now you'll see. A split in the top will be a Simpsons thing, that thing in the news or like this predicted it, but they're just making those now.

[C]

You know who's really living rent free in my mind lately? Howard Lutnick.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

I don't know. That is he.

[B]

Guys, he also shorted the tariffs and made a ton of money. Made billion anyway.

[C]

But that's not why. I know he's shady character right now doing all kinds of bad stuff, but. But the stuff that's living rent free is that on 9 11, how he survived.

[B]

There's a lot that we're not being told.

[C]

Okay. I just didn't know if anybody. I guess Bobby's the only one. But I think about him a lot.

[B]

I always wonder if you guys. I wonder what you guys get that I get. Right. Because we all get different things in our algorithms. So Amy is definitely into getting a lot of the Epstein stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And so are you getting Punch the monkey at all?

[C]

Yeah, I love punch.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I want his little emotional support. Little monkey. Anybody else?

[B]

So, yeah, I'm getting punch.

[H]

I love punch.

[B]

So I have this meme that I made about Punch the monkey that I was gonna post on my page, but I didn't think anybody would get it.

[H]

Oh, it's everywhere.

[B]

But again, Eddie, do you know what Punch the Monkey is? Nope. Like, I made this one. Sometimes family is the people we find along the way. And it's me holding. No, Punch of the monkey was getting bullied by other monkeys.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Oh, is that the one that's.

[H]

Yeah. He got abandoned by his mom, and then zookeepers took care of him, and then they tried to integrate him back in. And he's been getting bullied by the other monkeys, so they gave him a

[B]

half those other monkeys.

[D]

Orangutan.

[B]

So if I post this thing, people will get it?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, good.

[D]

Most people would get it, I would say.

[H]

Majority of people.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I would say a lot of people would get it. Yeah. With Morgan on that.

[B]

Mike, do you know Punch the Monkey? Yeah. Okay. I feel good about it then.

[F]

I didn't realize that was his name I just saw, so.

[C]

And technically, Lunchbox knew, but punched them.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't know his name, so it's just.

[D]

It's just me, man. And I probably wouldn't have liked the video. No.

[C]

No picture. It's very sweet. It's happening.

[B]

And this is an AI picture that just looks a lot like me.

[C]

I was about to say from here, I thought, is that really you? In my vision.

[B]

But That's a pretty good one. It's the best. It's the best one. About. That's close.

[D]

You know what I have to look at there, though? Is that where you are? I'm like, there's. I don't know where that is.

[B]

That's true.

[D]

There's no way he would be sitting by a window looking over a big city like that.

[B]

That's true. Anyway, we're not gonna stop messing with Eddie. Okay, next one, Morning Studio. Oh, wait, hold on. That was Nancy Guthrie. That was that voicemail. Sorry. I don't know where we are. I don't know where we are.

[G]

All right, next one Morning Studio. If the rooms for the cruise were given out in order of importance, why was Scuba Steve so butthurt about his room? Just curious. Love the show.

[B]

Thanks. So Scuba Steve not currently in his room, or I wouldn't have played that. That's on me. But is he in there, Amy? Nope. He sits right behind you, so I can't see. I think they weren't given out in order of importance. Is that how you'd say that they were given out because of importance?

[C]

I believe we've used the word hierarchy.

[F]

Yeah, we did.

[D]

Which, in other words, is importance.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

So I think everybody's important.

[B]

Yes, but some more than others. Animal Farm. All animals are equal. Just some animals more than others.

[F]

Yeah, we're getting the message loud and clear.

[B]

I think Scuba feels because of his job on this show that he is a little more equal than some of the other people on the show.

[D]

I mean, Scuba kind of tells us what to do sometimes, you know, like, not sometimes. If there's something to be told, he tells us.

[C]

I hear him. He's coming. I hear him.

[B]

Don't. I hope he doesn't run in. He'll be so out of breath.

[C]

I don't even have to see. I just hear. Is he coming?

[B]

No, no.

[D]

I don't know what you're hearing.

[C]

What? He just walked by.

[B]

I saw you hear the Clydesdale.

[C]

I heard him.

[F]

I was like.

[B]

He wears, like, special hearing. Thirteen and a half.

[C]

I swear I thought I heard his voice. Yeah, I mean, he's executive producer. That's. Yeah.

[B]

Hey, there he is. Right? Have him sit down real quick.

[C]

I knew I heard him.

[B]

No, he wasn't running. He was.

[C]

No, I didn't hear. I heard the voice.

[F]

No, you.

[B]

Oh, got it. Okay. I'm not arguing.

[C]

I didn't hear his size. 13ft.

[B]

He does have huge feet. Hey, Scuba. What's up, dude? Can I. Ray, would you play the voicemail again, so Scuba can hear it.

[G]

Morning, studio. If the rooms for the cruise were given out in order of importance, why was Scuba Steve so butthurt about his room? Just curious. Love the show. Thanks.

[I]

Because mine allegedly may have been taken and Slut and someone else took it, and I took theirs.

[B]

In the hierarchy of the show, do you feel like yours should be better than anybody else's on the show that's getting a room?

[I]

No, I feel like I should have the same one that everyone else has of like the others. Like, I should not have your type of room or Amy's type of room, but I should at least have the concierge class.

[D]

Oh, so you agree with the Bobby Amy setup.

[F]

Yeah, you've lost your mind. Amy setup is ridiculous.

[D]

No, it's not.

[I]

That's just the way it is. And plus, she's like the hierarchy of the. Of the woman of the show, so respect her and give her, like, the. The nice room.

[D]

So who took your room, Scuba?

[I]

I'm not gonna say, but, you know.

[D]

Oh, I know.

[B]

Did you say anything to them about it?

[C]

Yes.

[I]

And then he or she said, oh, I'm so sorry. Next year we'll make sure you have the same room as them.

[B]

Okay, then let me say this. I've said this before. I have to leave early.

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

Why don't you take my room? Okay, that sounds great. No problem. You can have mine. Okay.

[I]

Thank you. I don't know if I can, but if I can. That's really, really nice of you.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Ask them why.

[F]

Why him?

[E]

Hello.

[F]

Like, what the heck is going on here? Hello.

[B]

Why do you wave your arms at me? I see you.

[F]

No, you don't. I'm like, how do. How do you just.

[C]

Maybe they could play a game for you.

[B]

Scuba got is in a worse room than them, so why.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Scuba, ask them.

[F]

So now I'm demoted even more.

[C]

No, you're not.

[B]

You're the same.

[C]

You're same.

[B]

You never.

[F]

This is hilarious.

[B]

Scuba message and say, hey, when Bobby has to leave, can I have his room? He's offered it to me.

[I]

Okay, thank you. And then I was never mad about the room. It's just more like the principle of it. Like, hey, like, why would you alienate me and put everyone else in the same thing? And plus, my. I have to go and get them. So now I have to go up four floors to grab them. Whereas this person, he or she is now with them to go do whatever. I don't know.

[D]

It's fine. Well, now you're gonna have to come down from Bobby's room.

[B]

Four floors.

[F]

That's fine.

[D]

I can do that.

[B]

All right, next one, please.

[E]

Hey, Bobby, I feel like we missed

[F]

a prime game to battle it out

[E]

for the suite on the boat. Is it too late? Can we do that? Let's see if we can get LB

[B]

moved up or even move down.

[E]

Scuba Steve, throw him in there, too.

[C]

Okay. Move down there.

[B]

He's down by the coal where they're shoveling it in.

[D]

He's helping them.

[B]

I have nothing to gain from that, so I would. I'm not gonna. We're good. It also has given us something to talk about, like about the cruise. And that's what mostly I've enjoyed, is that we've got to talk about the cruise extra in a way that is true. It's how everybody felt. But it's funny on air. It's the group dynamic that we have. And there we go. It gives us a reason to talk about it as well. Thank you very much for all the voicemails and go around the room, Amy.

[C]

Okay, so tech companies are making robots look super cute so that they're more appealing to humans. So even down to the shape of them. So Doordash has their little robot called Dot. And if you've ever seen Dot, he's. He's round. Because they did research that humans prefer a round robot over a square, boxy one. And, like, the big eyes. And there's all these things that are making them more like, you know, like, there was really bad weather, I think it was in la, and like a dot was kind of floating in the water, and it looked real sad, like people were having feelings. Feelings towards Dot, like being in the water.

[B]

It's. It's cute.

[C]

It is cute.

[B]

No, I kind of want to give

[C]

it a hug, but it's just a row. It's like a. It's not real. It's a robot.

[B]

They do it with breakfast cereals, too, though. I gotta remember that.

[C]

Wait, what do you mean?

[B]

They want to make things look better so we eat the healthy breakfast cereal or they want to make it look healthier so we eat the bad stuff. It's all.

[C]

I know, but I feel like this is a little scarier because the robots are going to take over.

[B]

Okay, fair enough. Cereal will not take over.

[C]

And now we're like, oh, great point. You're so. Oh, you're so cute. And we're having this emotional connection to a box, around the box, you know? I don't know. I just. I don't like how much thought they're putting into this.

[B]

Do you see Zuckerberg when he had to go and testify because of social media and how addictive it is, they do things there to keep it, like, make it fun, hit certain parts of our brain, make us love it, and then they're taking over.

[D]

You guys really think someday the robots will all take over and we won't be able to control them? Like, legit question, was that Terminator?

[B]

Both. Yeah. I think there have been versions of that. But yeah, Terminator.

[C]

I hope I'm long gone by that day. Right. Do you think it. Although technology is just moving at such a fast rate, it only gets faster and faster.

[B]

Yeah. What I. Again, nobody knows that answer. I think that is the question that people are debating now. And they're saying there should be governors put on how fast AI is developing and that certain countries. But certain countries will not. So other countries won't then either. Like if Iran or China, if they're not agreeing to governor their AI, we're not either going to agree to do it because then they'll dominate us and take over. But also, even if we agreed, we wouldn't. So do I think. I don't know, because this is the only thing that I think could be saving humanity, that hopefully we're developing AI that one can identify other AI so it doesn't fool us. Like, there's AI built that is not. It's just. We'll call it a superhero AI that just shows us when things are AI and hopefully stays one step ahead of what bad AI can do. Like they send up a missile, we send up a missile catcher. Hopefully there's AI that can be a missile catcher. But I don't know the answer to that. I think that is the question now, where does this go? Because technology is going so fast, but it's always gone so fast. Like we couldn't fly an airplane 200 years ago and we had been around for a billion years.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And so I don't know. But some people, myself included, believe that we could just be on like, the eighth or ninth go of this Earth where something happens, everything develops. Nuclear war, AI takes over. Boom, everything's wiped out. Start over again.

[D]

Do you think this is our eighth cycle?

[B]

I don't know what cycle, but that definitely could be a thing too, where this could be just another cycle that we're going through until we're wiped out and eventually it starts all over again. Microorganisms up. And every generation has also felt like they're the one that's got it the worst, the craziest. Every generation has believed that Christ is also going to come back during their generation for mankind. So for the odds to happen to us, any of that full out nuclear war that everybody dies for Jesus to come back for that, the odds are so, so, so, so small because everybody's thought that it hasn't happened. But it would kind of be cool if you got to see it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I have FOMO for certain things I'm never going to get to know.

[C]

You have FOMO for that?

[B]

For aliens.

[D]

Discover full aliens to be here when all that happens.

[B]

For when humans figure out how to travel the speed of light. For when. Yeah, like, for whenever we really know what happened in the Epstein files. Because I think there are probably people in the 60s and 70s that had FOMO about JFK going. I know for a fact that wasn't a single shooter. That the CIA and the mob and they've released files now that really you're gonna find nobody that goes, that's educated and that goes single shooter for sure. Mostly now with what they've released, I think the conclusion can be drawn is there was more than one person or factor involved. And I think there are probably people with FOMO that studied that for 20, 30 years that are like, I'm not even gonna know during my life. And then people after me are gonna know. So I have FOMO for a lot of that stuff. And I'm not a FOMO guy, but that kind of stuff.

[C]

I am interesting.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I guess my robot thing isn't so much like taking over the entire world. Eddie. I guess I was just thinking, was it Black Mirror or what was that show or an episode of something where it was like. Was it a movie? I don't know. There was like a robot and it was like a house helper, like a housekeeper or whatever. And the robot was then trying to kill you.

[B]

Yeah. So you're thinking of the show on Apple plus that had what? Karen from the Office.

[F]

It was great.

[B]

It got kind of weird at the end. She lived in Japan.

[C]

Yes. Okay. I never finished it, obviously, but I just think of, like, having my robot. Like we all start to have these robots in our lives and then they end up. You know, it's not every. It's not world domination or anything, but just like in your house, your robot could take you over and kill you.

[B]

Yeah, it's called Sunny.

[C]

Sunny. That was it. Yeah.

[B]

But in that too. One of the things they're exploring is, was it just a hacked robot? The same way that we could be killed by a person.

[D]

Yeah, like, one is. I understand how that happens, but when they all turn on humanity, like, how does that happen?

[C]

I saw some video the other day. Again, I don't know the validity, so just bear with me. There's a hackers convention, White Hat, I don't know, but they get together.

[D]

They all get together, like, at a hotel.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

They're at the Ramada in Tulsa.

[C]

It's probably. They're like the Grand Ole Opry.

[D]

They all have name tags.

[C]

Opryland. No, I feel like it's, like, under. I don't know. I picture them being, like, underground. But, yeah, they.

[B]

Oh, Jackknife Killa. That's you.

[D]

Oh, hey, Good to finally meet you.

[C]

They sort of, like, have, like, a. Like a games.

[B]

Like a. Yeah, so it's mostly White hat.

[C]

Is that what it's called? Okay, but, like, they have competitions, and, like, whoever wins, it's like a whole thing. But they're. They're evil. Evil people.

[B]

Defcon, one of the world's largest hacker conventions held in Las Vegas, serves as a hub for cybersecurity professionals, researchers, and government officials to discuss, demonstrate, and learn security vulnerabilities.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Well, that doesn't sound so evil.

[B]

No, and white hat means good guys, too. A lot of the white hat guys were once black hat guys who either got in trouble or some come up organically as white hat guys.

[C]

But, okay, this one might be Black Hat. A black hat convention.

[D]

But. But if you know where that conference is, shouldn't you just send a cop to that?

[B]

No, you wouldn't know where Blackout.

[C]

You would know about it.

[B]

But also, I don't know if that could be so big or known because then you would have people infiltrating. Right. But there is this. This defcon.

[D]

Okay, but it's interesting.

[C]

Yeah. Crazy world.

[B]

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[B]

Yeah. There was a guy with three penises.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

That's awesome.

[F]

That's pretty cool.

[B]

He had no idea.

[C]

What do you mean he had no idea?

[B]

The other two grew small in his scrotum. I think that's what Lunchbox has. That was my point.

[F]

Oh my goodness man.

[D]

What if?

[C]

What in the world?

[B]

Okay, so scientists were examining a 78 year old cadaver in 2024 because the guy died when they discovered upon dissection they found that the deceased had what appeared to be and sometimes two can be found, much like a third nipple. They found three penises. It's only the second time in recorded history that this genital anomaly has been known to occur. New York Post wrote the story here. What's even stranger is he probably wasn't aware of it. He had what doctors call polyphala, an exceptionally rare congenital condition which impacts 1 to 6 million live births. He had three penises, but again, the other two were attached to the perineum and the scrotum and had grown probably inside of his scrotum. And he didn't know.

[D]

Okay, so you're thinking, what about lunchbox?

[B]

That's why he hurts. He has a second penis, and it's that one that's going into the left testicle and maybe three. And has one going up into his stomach. That hurts.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah, he's got him going all different directions.

[F]

So I should take this to the doctor and then hand him the news story and be like, hey, could this be me, Please?

[B]

Any chance that I have. What do they call this again? Polyphalia. Polyphalia.

[F]

Poly.

[B]

Polyphalia.

[F]

Polyophalia.

[B]

Polyphalia.

[F]

Polyphalia.

[B]

Like phallia. Like. Like a phallic. Some phallic shape. Yeah, you may have polyphalia. So say that.

[F]

Okay, so.

[D]

So they weren't all equipped, though, right? Like, he couldn't. Like, if he peed out of one, he peed out of all three. Like.

[C]

No, because they seem. They were in.

[B]

They were in. They were like, in a scrotum.

[D]

So they were kind of, like, useless.

[B]

Well, they weren't any. They were outies. But in the scrotum.

[C]

But they. In there, like, in a sack.

[B]

Yeah, but they didn't go in his. In his body. They came out of his body, but in a. They went into. It pointed into a scrotum.

[C]

Right, But I still feel like that's part of your body.

[B]

That's a good. That's a good question.

[C]

In. I would, like, if it grew into your arm, it'd be in your arm and in your.

[B]

But I feel like it's going out of the body into the ball sack.

[C]

That's not out of the body. That's in the body.

[B]

It's going forward into the body. I'm not saying you're wrong.

[D]

Is the sack part of the body?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. But it's an outward part of the body.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Do you know why the ball sac is out of the body, though?

[C]

For temperature. Is that right? Yeah.

[B]

Because if your genitals are ever full, are ever body temperature, the sperm that you produce will not.

[C]

Yeah. They won't make it.

[B]

Will not create a baby.

[D]

Oh, is that why they say, like, stay out of hot tubs?

[B]

Mm. If you're trying to have a baby before I'm 45. So I was a little nervous that the old spuds down there wouldn't be working full potato. You know, I'm Very healthy. But I went in to get it checked, and as I'm sitting in the lobby, I guess they had lost my name on it. And they were like, is there an Olympic athlete in here? I was like, that's me. That's how sperm quality was. Great. Like a plus. Yeah, I was very happy with that. But I did go and get the old Dale Spuds checked beforehand, just in case, so you know what I'm saying, LeBron. No, no, no, Bobby. What am I looking at here, Mike? The red and the green are the other two penises.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Can we put this up on the screen? Oh, I don't do good colors, Mike. I can't tell which one you're talking about. You have to give me a number. It is 11 and 11 and 12, and then 7 and 8.

[D]

I just realized you had another one up there.

[B]

Oh, give me a second. Give me a second. Those are the penises. Yeah. Okay, so the big one, though, is the big penis. 17 is the big penis. Let me pull it back up.

[D]

This is his X ray.

[B]

What is this?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

17 is the main wiener. And then 11 and 12 is the other wiener. The little wieners.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And then the 7 and 8 is the third wiener. Oh, wait. 11 and 12 are both the wiener together. Yeah. Ah, 7 and 8. Like the region, I guess, that it's in. Wow. Yeah. I'll show you guys. Man, when he said colors. Okay, so look at the screen here. Everybody watch on YouTube. So 17 is the whole penis.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I can tell.

[B]

11 and 12 together is another penis. Do you see? Oh, do you see?

[D]

Yeah. The color.

[B]

Oh, I didn't even see that. Okay, there's like a pink around it. I can see pink.

[F]

Where's 11?

[D]

It's in the red.

[B]

It's in the red. Okay, so I think that would be 10. Then 10 is a penis. Yes.

[D]

Yes. 10.

[B]

Yep. And 6 is a penis.

[D]

That little thing.

[B]

Guys, everybody's different.

[C]

I don't, but I still don't. But why under 10 is there 11, 12, and 9?

[B]

Well, no, no, that's because even inside the penis, there are small parts.

[C]

Just like inside six doesn't have as many parts as ten.

[B]

Every guy's born different, Amy. Okay, but six has seven and eight.

[C]

So, like, what? How were they like, oh, this is a. I guess I'm just like, would it get erect?

[B]

That'd be weird if you got a boner and also your ball sack lifted.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. It's all part of it. But look at.

[C]

There's still so many questions.

[D]

So what's the yellow line? The urethra.

[B]

The yellow line. I don't know if that is something or it is a general.

[C]

I think you're.

[B]

I don't think the yellow line is anything but a marker. The urethral pathway. Yes, I think that's a pathway. Yeah.

[D]

So the urethra does go through penis number two.

[B]

So when he's penis number 210.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

When he pees, he goes. He pees out of two penises.

[B]

But look, it goes through the penis and out the side. It like takes a side door.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So I think it may go around it. I would say that's around it, not through it. Oh, and also, I'd say I have no idea what I'm talking about. We're looking at this.

[C]

Honestly, what kind of dissection was this man having? Did he donate his body to science?

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[C]

Okay. Because it can't be like a typical. We're going to go.

[B]

If I die, I don't want anybody to know that I had three peckers.

[C]

Oh, y'.

[E]

All.

[C]

I thought y' all would think that's awesome.

[F]

Oh, yeah. You want everybody to know.

[B]

Only if I was using it in my life.

[D]

Right, Right.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, get a load of this.

[D]

I was watching UFC this weekend. There was a guy with three nipples.

[B]

Sometimes people with three nipples. It's not a nipple shape. It's. It just looks like a little mole or something. But it is a nipple. It just doesn't develop the same way.

[D]

Yeah, no, this one was a straight nipple. They look like the other two.

[B]

Good for that. I have two buttholes,

[F]

dude.

[D]

You gotta show that off.

[B]

It's right on my lower back. We get a tramp stamp.

[C]

Stop.

[B]

Okay. That was my story. That's crazy, huh?

[C]

Mm.

[B]

Ultra rare case of man with three penises. Unlike anything on record in scientific journal. Lunchbox may have two, though, is my theory. All right.

[F]

Taking it in lunchbox. Yeah. Well, Cardi B, she's in the past. Guys, we're moving on.

[B]

Come on.

[D]

Really? We're done with that?

[F]

Yeah, we're done with that for right now. I couldn't find anything that fun about her. About 8:30am In North Carolina, police saw a car swerving, not staying in the lane. They pulled the car over, turns out it was a 12 year old boy. And they're like, dude, what are you doing driving a car? He's like, I missed the bus trying to get to school. So his parents, I guess, were asleep. And he went and got the keys and just got in the Car and started driving to school.

[B]

I'm glad that nobody got hurt.

[F]

Right? No one got hurt.

[B]

I can appreciate the effort.

[D]

Yeah, I feel like your son would do that.

[B]

Had to get to school.

[F]

I mean, that's crazy.

[B]

Crazy.

[F]

Like, who thinks a 12 year old, I mean, 12.

[B]

I could drive at 12 because I was having to drive at 12.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Keith would drop me off in the woods and I'd be like, hey, I'm gonna go get in front of the dogs.

[F]

But yeah, and I'm more thinking if I'm 12, I'm like, free day off school instead. I'm not thinking, yeah, oh, let me drive to school. Like, oh, weird. But yeah, no one was hurt. And the resource officer came and got him and drove him to school.

[B]

So he was anybody in trouble? I hope not.

[F]

No, they just incurred. They said they encouraged the parents just to, you know, hide the key so they can't take the car because 12 is older.

[B]

12. You're starting to be on the front side of that. You're making adult decisions.

[D]

Yeah, I have a 12 year old. He knows better than that.

[B]

Yes, but the fact that he knows better means he knows what. What he can do. This kid probably knew better and still needed to get to school. It was making I need to figure out which one's more important.

[D]

So he should kind of get in trouble. Alright.

[B]

Like you can't just maybe at home. You're right. I'm talking about the law.

[D]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

At home. Yeah, he's probably in a little trouble. You can't do that.

[D]

You can't. You know better. You can't do that.

[B]

But then what if you said this? My education is the first priority and I'm really working hard to make sure that we all live a better life. And if I miss school, you know, I'm willing to take that risk.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, no problem, son. But listen, next time just wake me up. I'll take you to school.

[B]

That's all the trouble I'm getting in.

[D]

No, you're in trouble.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Go to your room.

[B]

Got it. All right, Eddie.

[D]

So there's a restaurant in Nashville owned by Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan and Adam Laroche, who was a baseball player. And it had been open for a little bit, but then they just shut it down. Last week out of nowhere, they had a post on Instagram and said that they're going to put a pause on the restaurant. Not sure what they're going to do now.

[C]

A E3 or whatever.

[B]

Yeah, Trap house.

[D]

You ever been there?

[B]

Yeah, I have not you have?

[C]

I went, yeah, it was salty.

[B]

Like, is that like a term you're

[D]

using or, like, literally salty?

[C]

It was like, really good. But I remember really salty. But, but, but good.

[B]

Raymundo was asking about this too. You think what? Yeah, So I think that Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean are in a big fight. I don't think that's the case, but I can understand that someone would think that. What I think, first of all, me speculation based on other data. Okay. They didn't own the place. They probably licensed their name to the

[D]

place, but their names aren't.

[C]

I thought they'd be.

[D]

They're the three owners.

[B]

Good point.

[D]

They say that, and I think that's why it's E3. They're the three owners of the restaurant.

[B]

The E. What's the E?

[D]

Didn't say.

[H]

I'm thinking an athlete or something.

[B]

Yeah. LaRoche. Was that in LaRouche that you said? Yeah.

[C]

Is there like a three in sports?

[B]

Okay. I just assumed anybody that's involved in a restaurant, they lend their name to it, even as an owner, that they have a small share in it. But they're. What they're lending is really their name and likeness. So I don't know the percentage. I doubt they're going to put a bunch of money into this.

[C]

I just feel like there's probably a ton of people that went to eat there that had no idea that they were the owners, that those people are the owners, because it's not.

[F]

Oh, they don't have their pictures on the wall.

[C]

I mean, not that I. Maybe they do. I don't remember. But the logo is nothing wrong.

[D]

But sometimes people with a lot of. They just invest. Right. They're just like.

[B]

Restaurants are a bad investment also.

[F]

I mean, there's a lot of steakhouses. Right. So, I mean, is that maybe.

[B]

I would think the steakhouse probably isn't doing financially what they'd wanted it to do. I would think that's the reason that it's not going forth.

[D]

They said specifically, we're hitting pause. We're temporarily pausing operations as we evaluate what Nashville needs next.

[B]

Okay. The restaurant, which opened in 2019, featured all natural beef from the owners, E3 Ranch in Kansas. Are you familiar with E3 Ranch? No.

[H]

There's so many ranches in Kansas.

[F]

Well, you need to check it out next time.

[H]

Well, it's probably out in, like, west Kansas.

[B]

They definitely could own a part of this. I mostly think that stars lease their names if their names used on it. I didn't know their name wasn't used on it.

[F]

So I gotta say, when I saw the first article, I was like, oh my gosh, their bar closed down.

[B]

I'm sorry to interrupt. What?

[F]

I thought their bar closed down. I was like, man, that's a bad sign.

[B]

Now that their names are Elise.

[F]

Right. I literally saw that and I was like, wow, wow, that's crazy. And then Ray had to point it. He goes, it's just the restaurant, you idiot.

[B]

We're going to get a little deeper into this.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

The E3 ranch in Fort Scott, Kansas. A sixth generation 2,000 acre working cattle ranch founded by former MLB player Adam LaRoche and his family.

[C]

Okay, so the E3 came from that.

[D]

Because they said that there was another restaurant I believe in Colorado that just he owns with his brothers.

[C]

And now that I think about how the sign for the restaurant, it does

[D]

look like a brand, like an E3 Ranch brand.

[C]

Right? It may or may not be, but if I'm looking at the design of it, I could see that branded.

[B]

I would imagine that it's not making as much money as they had hoped and they're probably just going to shift it.

[C]

Yeah. And if he's friends, like, it's probably one of those things where maybe he wanted to open this and he went to his buddies Luke and Jason's like, hey, do you want to invest in this restaurant?

[B]

And you can invest smaller if you just say you're an owner. Like, we own part of a restaurant and it's doing pretty good. But I would never. I'll never get another restaurant again. Unless you're like the guy running it and you think it's a. Restaurants are hard. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't think that. I was like free food hookups and we don't even get free food. We go and pay because we're like, we need this place to stay open.

[C]

I know. I often wonder, I mean, that was my whole life growing up with my dad. And I don't know why he did it for so long. It was so hard. And he did all different kinds, like his own franchises, partnerships. Oh, like how many restaurants I've hung out in as a kid.

[D]

Like, but then you have like McDonald's, right? And you're just like, man, the way they did it was pretty legit.

[B]

So the thing about McDonald's, they make a ton of money because they own the land.

[C]

Yeah, that's the same thing that. Well, my sister's family, she married into and my mom worked for this family too. And so did my ex father in law. But The Taco Bell people, they. The reason they do so well, because they followed that model and kept the land as a franchisee, and then they sold it to another franchisee. Like, they sold, like 75 of them but kept the land.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's the real estate. That's the way to go.

[D]

What they did on founder, the McDonald's Story.

[B]

Never watched. It was a good.

[D]

So good, so smart. So good. I mean, you watch.

[B]

Did you watch Founder? Oh, I thought you were saying.

[C]

I'm still thinking about so smart, but I watched something on McDonald's back in the day. I didn't know that was called.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, here's the thing about that. Is the guy, the founders, the guy that. That created the whole franchise model, the model that you're talking about of buying the real estate, franchising the restaurant, but keeping the real estate. That's the dude. But the McDonald's brothers, they were two guys in California who created the burger, who created the fast food, the. The drive through, all that. They only had one restaurant, and he pretty much just phased him out.

[B]

Did they make a bunch of money off of it or temporarily? Some. Okay, temporarily, yeah. McDonald's Corporation itself is the primary owner of its massive real estate portfolio, often cited as one of the largest, holding roughly 80% of its restaurant buildings and 50%, 6% of the land. 95% of the restaurants are franchise. McDonald's owns the lands and buildings. Awesome. Yeah, sorry to see that about E O E3.

[D]

I mean, they're not saying they're completely gone.

[C]

They're pausing.

[B]

They did. Yeah.

[C]

You know, like, when relationships are on

[D]

a break, I would just be like, man, we're. We're done. We out, Aldean out. You know?

[C]

Well, maybe they don't want to give up.

[H]

It's in a good location here in Nashville.

[D]

Have you gone? Have you gone?

[H]

I haven't been to it, but it's in Hillsboro Village, which is near, like, Vandy and Belmont.

[B]

If they own the real estate, maybe they'll turn it into something else and just lease out the real estate.

[F]

Maybe they're waking for a celebrity chef to come in and, like, revamp it.

[C]

Sounds like they're waiting to see what Nashville needs next.

[D]

That's what they said.

[F]

That's true.

[B]

Quote Morgan story.

[H]

I have an update. One and a different story, but update on that puppy that I was talking about that was abandoned at the Nevada airport.

[B]

Oh, they just hide it there. Because for everybody that doesn't know, quick version. She had to get on a flight and she just tied her dog and left it in the airport. Yeah.

[H]

She didn't have the right documentation for it to fly with her, so she just left it. Well, one of the responding officers has adopted the dog. Him and his family.

[B]

That's great.

[F]

And the dog's name? JetBlue.

[H]

Yeah, they named it JetBlue because it

[F]

was a JetBlue flight. You know, he was at the counter. That's pretty funny.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

So I want to share that update.

[B]

Good.

[F]

All right.

[H]

The story I have is there's.

[F]

I think you're doing another one.

[H]

Well, that was just a fun little update.

[B]

Why are you tossing her balls?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

What are you saying?

[C]

What's happening?

[B]

What's happening right now?

[F]

I just didn't know we were doing three stories each.

[B]

She said, I'm gonna do an update and a story.

[F]

Well, let me. Let me get an update then.

[B]

Go ahead.

[H]

So there's a. North Carolina.

[B]

Crap is happening. Go ahead.

[H]

Mom of three who just completely vanished over two decades ago, and she's now been found alive.

[D]

Whoa, whoa.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Where was she?

[H]

So back in December 2001, she was 38 years old, and she left her home in Eden to do Christmas shopping at a K mart in Virginia. Well, and then, like, there was all kinds of flyers posted. Everybody thought that she got taken. It was, like, considered she was endangered, and she wouldn't leave her kids by choice. Well, now, 24 years later, she's been found alive and well at an undisclosed location in North Carolina.

[B]

She just left her kids, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it a dude? She find a dude? Went on there with a dude.

[H]

They're not specifying anything, so I don't know what that potentially means, but 24 years have gone by.

[B]

If she left her kids. I feel a little different about this.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I don't know how to feel because I don't have enough information, but if you left your kids, you kind of suck.

[C]

And how are they verifying for sure that it's her?

[B]

She had three penises.

[F]

Well, they got a tip. They got a tip, they said, and they found her. And, oh, yeah, they confirmed it's her. They reached out to her family and said, hey, she is alive. Like, we found her.

[H]

And one of, like, her kids wrote on Facebook, like, a post and was like, I have so many emotions. One, I'm ecstatic. I'm also heartbroken. I don't know how to feel.

[C]

Oh, gosh, that's gotta be so hard.

[D]

So she probably didn't want to be found.

[C]

I don't think so.

[B]

I would think that was why she left. Yeah. Maybe life was too much for.

[C]

I mean, I thought about leaving, but I would never do it.

[D]

Damn. I thought when I'm walking my dog, I'm like, if I just keep walking that way.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you know the song? I mean, I'll sing a little bit of the song. And the road that they travel was paved in gold it's always summer it never gets cold it never get lonely they never get old and gray yeah. You know what that is? You could see the shadows wandering off somewhere. They already know but they really don't care.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's called the Way by Fastball.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So when he wrote that song, it was about a couple that had just disappeared to possibly just drive off and live a life, get rid of everything behind them and just go and just live a new life. Because they didn't like the life that they had lived. And so it writes that song. And that's really what it is, the kind of romantic version. Just leaving everything behind after the song is written and they find out they were dead.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Never killed. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

He didn't write it dark. He wrote it the romantic way. Like, people just going like, life sucks. We're out of here. They didn't leave any kids behind or anything like that. They're just. But people couldn't find them. They left, like, a concert. They just thought they were just on the road.

[D]

So it was like a news story that he read.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then he's like, I'm just gonna write a song about this.

[B]

And it was about how cool that would be to just go off and you don't like where you are. You're not hurting anybody by leaving. But just go forge your new adventure. And the real life disappearance of Layla and Raymond Howard, an elderly Texas couple. And so they vanish in 1997 while driving to a festival. And the song I'm read this from, the article romanticizes their tragic journey, but it turns out they were dead. They died. So if you just. I was listening to the song this weekend, and I was like, man, I need to figure out what this is about. I was like. And then I went to it. I was like, oh. But he wrote it, not knowing how sad it was. So they had Alzheimer's and brain surgery and they were found dead. Anyway, that's not very happy. But I did look up that song.

[D]

Why were you listening to the song? That just pop up?

[B]

No. When I drive, which I'm doing all the driving now, because my wife's pregnant. My music.

[D]

Yeah. You control the ox.

[B]

Bluetooth.

[F]

What does OX mean?

[D]

Auxiliary cable. It's just kind of what the kids. That's what the kids call it.

[B]

Yeah, well, the kids did 15 years ago. Like five years ago. Fair enough. Yeah, it was that. You know what? I had her on this weekend and I. My favorite thing, because she's like, I don't want to listen to uncle music. She calls it uncle music.

[D]

That's not funny.

[B]

I know. I love it when I hear singing it under her breath later. Because I heard her going, don't leave me high.

[D]

Nice radio.

[B]

Don't leave me dry. Yeah, it was good. I was like, gotcha.

[D]

Yeah. Because, I mean, everyone wants to hate on that kind of music, but, man, some of those songs, they don't make

[B]

music like they used to.

[D]

They sure don't.

[B]

I was watching the USA Hockey and it's the end of the game and my wife comes and goes. I knew you were watching. Heated rivalry

[C]

dusted.

[B]

Yeah. So there you go. That's fun, though. Again, I am not a big Winter Olympics fan because we're not good at it. Except we were pretty good this year. More Winter Olympic medals than ever. More golds than ever. We still didn't win. We talk about this probably coming up, but we didn't win at all. But that's okay. Second place. I'm not a big. Second place is first loser. I think just growth is good. So we're growing in winter sports. I loved it. It was great. I didn't watch a lot of it, like, live because it was in the morning, but that's figure skating. We won that one. That was cool because that was big. Big for us. Big American story. And both hockeys.

[D]

Yeah, it's huge.

[B]

Both hockeys. So congrats to us, America. We rule. Let me see. I got one more thing I wanted to do. I got papers everywhere. Don't leave me. Do you know that song?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't leave Me Drunk. Yeah.

[E]

Good.

[B]

No, I had the penis story. I wanted to get to. I got that. That one.

[D]

Yeah, we already talked about that one.

[B]

Do you want.

[C]

Definitely talked about it.

[B]

We have some audio here. Eddie was still. Was freaked out because he heard someone breaking into his house. Has he told you about this?

[F]

Here we go.

[D]

No, no, no.

[F]

Here we go. There we go.

[D]

I'm not kidding.

[B]

Let's see. Here we go, though.

[F]

Is what Eddie. I remember when he saw that. What was the other one? The UFOs.

[D]

And then it was a reflection.

[F]

It was his wife's phone. I mean, he does this a lot.

[B]

Go ahead.

[D]

I don't know. This is crazy. And I'm telling you that it happened.

[F]

I'm telling you he was being followed that one time.

[D]

Oh, that was crazy, dude.

[B]

Go ahead.

[D]

I was being followed that one time. Every turn I made that person.

[B]

Until they pulled into their yard or something.

[F]

They pulled in their driver.

[D]

Yes, yes. This is nuts though. Okay, so I'm sitting on my bed. It's bedtime. Maybe like 9:30. I got my AirPods on and I'm watching TikTok. And I. I don't know, man. I'm just scrolling right? Like videos. Cool. I watch a little bit, then this. That's boring. Next, Next. And then out of nowhere, I hear a knock on my window, like right to the right of my bed.

[B]

What do you do?

[D]

I pull my headphones out. I'm like, what was that? And do you know that feeling of where you feel like somebody's watching you and you get like, tingly?

[B]

I hear some chills. Yeah, chills.

[D]

And then I start yelling for my wife. Cause she's in the other room with my kids. I'm yelling for her and then I'm looking where my son is, like. Is my son playing a prank? I go downstairs, he's there watching tv. I'm like, guys, somebody was outside my window. And I looked out my window and everything and no one was there. And then my wife goes, so what were you watching? Like, with your head, with your AirPods? I'm like, TikTok. And then he's like, was it a TikTok video? I'm like, no chance. So I pull up at TikTok. What I was watching, it was a TikTok video. There's some video on 8K audio and it is so real sounding that this thing sounded just like someone knocking on my window.

[B]

Let's watch your.

[F]

Right. Thank you.

[D]

Do you have the audio?

[B]

I just.

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

I just like to let you know that you kind of nailed this.

[C]

So we're going to hear it in 8K.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

What does that even mean?

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

Wait, hold on. Listen, if you have your headphones in.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Aren't AirPods noise canceling?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

So you wouldn't hear the window anyway. You would only hear what's playing in your ear.

[B]

There's not that much need for that much passion.

[D]

Can we hear the audio?

[B]

Yeah. Ray, would you play it? Amy looked around and thought someone was coming, I swear. That's funny.

[C]

That came from right there. That was not in my ear. Okay. That was funny.

[B]

I watched Amy React to that like someone was coming through the wall.

[D]

You want to start over, lunchbox? Start over.

[C]

Start over. Okay, I agree.

[F]

You are listening to a video and someone knocks. It's the video. How stupid are we?

[B]

No, no. She even knew. And I watched her turn. Her visceral reaction was to look and be scared to the right.

[C]

Whatever 8K is, it's freaking me out, guys.

[D]

It was scary.

[B]

Do it again, Ray. It just sounds like a knock. But I hear you.

[F]

That sounds nothing like a window.

[A]

That is.

[C]

That sounds nothing like a window down there. That's like a metal door in there.

[D]

No, Amy. Amy, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

We just knocked her mic over.

[C]

Is this a prank?

[B]

No.

[D]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Amy.

[D]

It was so freaking scary. So scary.

[C]

I would think that someone was knocking at my house. Eddie.

[D]

And you hear how? It's on your right side only. That's right where my window is.

[B]

I didn't, but my headphones could also be different. Hit it again. Right side only.

[D]

It's right there.

[B]

I got right side and.

[D]

Dude, I pulled my headphones out so quick. Like, what? What was that?

[B]

Okay, well, thank you for that story.

[C]

Like, honestly, it feels like Scuba Steve is back there banging on the door, and Ray's acting like he's hitting an audio clip. Do it again.

[B]

It does feel. Right side only. That's why Amy looked that way. That's crazy. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. I don't. I won't judge you as much, but it is kind of one of those things.

[D]

No, I'm. I wasn't making anything up. I'm just being vulnerable.

[B]

I'm not just being vulnerable.

[F]

Tomorrow I'm going to be. I'm going to come in, I'm going to watch a TV show, and there's going to be gunshots. I'm going to think there's gunshots. Why?

[C]

This is. Are you not hearing this like we're hearing it?

[D]

He's choosing not to hear it so he can be argumentative.

[F]

I understand. I hear it. But if I am listening to something in my headphones.

[D]

Okay, well, you know what the video was? Do you know what the video was?

[F]

I have no idea.

[D]

Nothing. It was a blank. It was black.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you watching a black video?

[D]

No. I swiped one and that's how the video starts.

[C]

It obviously is a video that's supposed to induce this experience.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, I saw a good one where the guy threw an ax at the camera, made me jump.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Dude, I've seen most of those.

[B]

I don't jump from. But this guy was, like, chopping, and he just chunked. Oh, mother.

[D]

That happened because you're so into, like, watching the act.

[B]

I gotta get off my phone, though. I'm. I love my phone. I've been on a little too much lately. I just gotta stop being on it so much. I just find myself more than normal. I'm starting to be unhealthy. Well, mostly because all I'm doing is hanging. My wife's pregnant, so we just hang out. I don't. We're not going anywhere. So I just. I'm like, oh, just. We'll watch something. I'll get on my phone. And I just find myself too much. Too much.

[C]

There's just a lot happening right now where it gets to be too much. I've started to purposely follow opposing things so that.

[B]

Oh, I don't do that. I hate opposing things.

[C]

Well, I want.

[D]

I want to go one way.

[B]

What do you want to do, Follow Texas Longhorn football?

[I]

I'm good.

[C]

That's an opposing thing. I don't care what they're doing over there. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, I do hear you. Yeah. Okay. Thank you all. We're done.

[D]

That sound was still weird to me, man. Clearing that over.

[B]

We're done. That's all we got for today. We'll see you tomorrow.

[E]

All right.

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