MON PT 2: Tragedy At Amy’s House + Lunchbox Met Amy’s Boyfriend And It Was Awkward + Update On Amy Being Tracked + Lunchbox Gets Attacked By A Listener + Listener Had A Massage Therapist Who Was Dripping Snot

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode Title: MON PT 2: Tragedy At Amy’s House + Lunchbox Met Amy’s Boyfriend And It Was Awkward + Update On Amy Being Tracked + Lunchbox Gets Attacked By A Listener + Listener Had A Massage Therapist Who Was Dripping Snot
Date: October 13, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones | Show Creators: Premiere Networks

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively, humorous, and sometimes chaotic mix of everyday life stories, listener interactions, and in-studio debates. Topics range from Amy’s wildlife woes at home, uncomfortable social encounters, quirky personal stories among the crew, updates on previously discussed mysteries, and amusing listener calls. The team’s banter blends classic morning-show absurdity with occasional touches of real vulnerability.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tragedy at Amy’s House: Deer vs. Mums (03:00)

• Amy shares her frustration that deer are eating the mums she bought from Raymundo. She likes deer, wants them to visit, but also wants to protect her plants.
• Advice Given:
  • Bobby suggests putting a net or fence over the plants.
  • Raymundo (who sold her the mums) recommends moving the plants closer to the door for more protection, while making it clear there are "no refunds" (05:06).
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby (on Ray’s business approach): “He led, though, with no refunds.” (05:24)
  • Amy: "Honestly? I don’t like mums." (06:09)

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2. Viral Food Influencer Controversy (06:23)

• Bobby recounts a viral saga of a food influencer (“Glamorama”) who trashed a bakery after being denied a free collaboration. The bakery exposed her messages and ingredient quality, generating support online.
• Key Points:
  • The influencer later posted an "apology" with excuses.
  • The bakery’s transparency backfired on the influencer, possibly “ending” her career, though the team thinks she might rebound.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “You can’t lead off an apology with an excuse.” (10:29)
  • Amy: "The bakery has gotten some advertising." (11:48)

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3. Movie Draft Results: Movies Starting with “A” (12:03)

• The team reviews their picks and poll results for the best movies starting with “A.”
• Results:
  • Eddie wins with American Pie, Austin Powers, Angels in the Outfield (37%)
  • Morgan: 27%
  • Amy: 11%
  • Raymundo: 2% (for picking "Poop" and "American Justice")
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby (on Raymundo’s picks): “Ray. 2% total votes. I think just big poop fans voted for that one.” (13:03)

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4. Around the Room: Processed Food Ban and Arizona’s Time Zone (13:48)

• Amy brings up California's plan to ban processed foods in schools, prompting the usual ribbing and side tangents.
• Discussion:
  • The confusing nature of Arizona’s refusal to observe daylight savings leads Amy to describe her scheduling woes.
  • Bobby and Eddie joke about the quirks of time zones and Amy's unusual way of speaking during the segment.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “Did you have a stroke?” (15:38)

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5. Starter Pistol Confusion: Is Amy Dumb? (17:23)

• Lunchbox teases Amy for standing far from her son’s cross country race start due to confusion about the starter pistol.
• Amy’s Defense: She admits being uninformed, not “dumb,” about whether there's a real bullet in a starter pistol.
• Studio Banter:
  • “Uneducated” versus “ignorant” versus just “unfamiliar,” with playful jabs flying around.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Lunchbox: "How dumb is Amy?" (17:25)
  • Amy: “I don't think that makes me dumb, though. That just makes me ignorant.” (19:38)

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6. Loud Cussing at Work (20:04)

• Eddie and Amy bring up Lunchbox’s habit of loudly cussing (“What’s up, effers?”) in the office, even around bosses.
• Lunchbox’s Defense:
  • He feels isolated on their side of the building; sees it as their "playground."
• Memorable Quote:
  • Amy: “We've talked to him about how loud his voice is and that he cusses like crazy…and there's bosses and other people recording things, like, it's just weird.” (21:10)

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7. Guessing Scuba Steve’s Real Age (21:57)

• The team debates Scuba Steve's mysterious age, as he’s long kept it a secret.
• Guesses:
  • Range from 38 to 46.
  • Scuba keeps up the bit, revealing nothing.
• Side Story: Bobby once used paperwork to find out a friend’s real age when booking flights.

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8. Ask Bones for a Favor: The Backstage Dilemma (27:03)

• Ray wants Bobby’s help to get backstage at Brett Eldredge’s Ryman show for his wife’s birthday.
• Bobby explains the artist typically doesn’t do a backstage meet-and-greet.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “He doesn’t really do a meet and greet or anything backstage… he gets nervous before he performs.” (28:36)

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9. Lunchbox Meets Amy’s Boyfriend—The Awkward Encounter (30:01)

[HILARIOUS SEGMENT]

• How it happened: At a school spaghetti dinner and football game, Lunchbox bumps into Amy’s son and then meets Amy and her boyfriend.
• Lunchbox’s First Impression: Thought Amy's boyfriend looked “nerdy” because of his vest but was pleasantly surprised by his knowledge of sports.
• The (Alleged) PDA Debate:
  • Lunchbox claims Amy and boyfriend were openly affectionate “like high schoolers” (hugging, arms around, some kissing).
  • Amy vehemently denies excessive PDA, explaining context (kids and families present).
  • The crew jokes about how people act when in love.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Lunchbox: “Amy and her dude act like they’re in high school... just cause you’re at a high school football game, you don’t act like the high schoolers!” (35:12)
  • Amy: “I don’t think so... we were not kissing.” (36:32)
  • Bobby: "They were basically slow dancing! ...Making out on the field." (36:49)

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10. Listener Voicemails: Lost Valuables & Lucky Lottery (45:29)

Notable Calls:

• Items Lost and Regretted:
  • Bobby: Lost tickets for an Oprah event
  • Amy: Once threw away her passport while traveling to Haiti
  • Lunchbox: Lost car keys in the garbage after a night out
• Lottery Luck:
  • Listener won $5,000 from a scratch-off, making Lunchbox jealous and philosophical about luck and odds.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Lunchbox: “Like give me some...a stepping stone, like, I haven’t even got up a rung of the ladder.” (49:04)

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11. Amy’s Tracker Mystery – Resolved (49:46)

• Listener asks for an update on the mysterious tracker in Amy’s car.
• Resolution:
  • The device was placed by the dealership for identification/scanning, not to track her.
  • The team still jokes that she could be under surveillance.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “That’s what people who track you want you to think.” (50:17)

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12. Neighborhood Watch & Awkward Neighbor Encounters (50:28)

• Amy shares a story about a neighbor texting her about a suspicious man—turned out to be a worker she’d scheduled.
• The team discusses knowing (or not knowing) one’s neighbors, awkwardness, and friendly gestures gone wrong.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Amy: “Just gotta stick together. Like would you ever do that to your neighbor if you saw a man walking up their driveway?” (51:26)

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13. Lunchbox Gets Attacked By a Listener (56:29)

• A listener calls in criticizing Lunchbox for being “conceited” and for allegedly treating his wife poorly.
• Lunchbox’s Defense:
  • He claims he’s just “confident” and provides well, listing finances and “giving” his wife kids and a roof over her head.
  • The team points out he seems to ignore her contributions.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Lunchbox: “When people treat you a certain way, tell you you’re really good looking...I just call it confidence. You call it conceited. Tomato, tomato.” (57:19)
  • Bobby: “I think it’s weird that he says he gives his wife a roof, that he gives his wife kids.” (57:52)

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14. Listener Massage Therapy Horror Stories (63:45, 67:42)

• Listeners share uncomfortable stories:
  • Amanda: Massage therapist was sick and “dripping snot” during a massage.
  • Sarah: Massage therapist put on gloves after discovering Sarah’s back acne, making her insecure.
• Studio Reaction:
  • The team laughs; Bobby expresses sympathy, and they riff on the importance of keeping clients comfortable.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “I want my massage therapist...to act like my gross is like the least gross they’ve ever seen.” (69:18)

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “Honestly, I don’t like mums.” – Amy (06:09)
• “You can’t lead off an apology with an excuse.” – Bobby (10:29)
• “How dumb is Amy?” – Lunchbox (17:25)
• “Did you have a stroke?” – Bobby (teasing Amy) (15:38)
• “They were basically slow dancing.” – Bobby (36:49)
• “I just call it confidence. You call it conceited. Tomato, tomato, whatever.” – Lunchbox (57:19)
• “I want my massage therapist to be like my dentist. And I know they've seen a lot of gross, but I need them to act like my gross is like the least gross they've ever seen.” – Bobby (69:18)

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Important Timestamps

• 03:00: Amy’s deer and mums problem
• 06:23: Food influencer controversy
• 12:03: Movie draft results
• 13:48: Processed food ban and time zone confusion
• 17:23: Starter pistol confusion & “dumb” debate
• 20:04: Lunchbox’s loud cussing at work
• 21:57: Scuba Steve’s real age mystery
• 27:03: Ray requests Brett Eldredge backstage favor
• 30:01: Lunchbox meets Amy’s boyfriend (football game misadventures)
• 45:29: Listener voicemails: lost valuables and lottery
• 49:46: Update on the tracker in Amy’s car
• 56:29: Listener criticizes Lunchbox for arrogance
• 63:45: Listener massage horror stories

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Tone & Style

True to its morning radio roots, the show is quick-witted, playful, and sometimes self-deprecating. The team’s chemistry is evident in the seamless (and often chaotic) transitions between jokes, life stories, and listener input. While often silly and lighthearted, personal topics (like Amy’s relationship, parenting, neighborly concern, or insecurities) are treated with a mix of hilarity and surprising sincerity.

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Closing

This episode represents everything fans love and hate about The Bobby Bones Show: unpredictable, messy, engaging, full of running jokes and inside bits, but also occasionally touching with real-life glimpses behind the radio personalities. Whether you’re in it for the laughs or the relatability, it’s as much about the chemistry as the content.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Come on. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bones. All right. A little tragedy at Amy's house. Amy bought some mums from Raymundo.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

And, well, the deer are eating them, and I love my deer, and I need to know how to get them to stop eating the mums, but without repelling them from my yard. And so I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you do unless you.

[Amy]

Put, like, little, like, a net.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a net over it or a fence.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd build a fence for the moms.

[Amy]

Well, like a little makeshift net.

[Eddie]

Where are your mums?

[Amy]

Like, they're on my front porch right.

[Bobby Bones]

Next to the deer feeder.

[Eddie]

And they're coming here?

[Amy]

No, there's no deer feeder. But, yeah, the deer, they come and they hang out, and I've been. You know, I try to nurture or foster a safe, safe space for the deer. You know, I don't let my dog run wild when they're out there and freak them out when they're there. I try to give them space and talk to them. If I see them at another neighbor's house, I whisper my address. I love that they're there. And now they're eating.

[Bobby Bones]

You whisper your address?

[Amy]

Yeah, it's sort of like a little joke that I do. I know they can't hear me.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're serious?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I thought she was joking. No, no, no, no, no.

[Amy]

I really. I remind them of my address. I'm like, come see me court.

[Bobby Bones]

So where are the moms?

[Amy]

They are on my front porch.

[Bobby Bones]

And how are 50% alive?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, they're still. These moms are so huge. They've got. They can live off of them for a little bit, but they are eating them. And I just. I'm like, okay, well, I guess if that's what I get out of them, because Ray said they're going to live for about 45 days anyway, so maybe mine live for more. Like 25.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy deers come to your porch.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that's fun. They come right up to the window it's great.

[Bobby Bones]

It's fun. It's like those pictures I've seen or videos for people that go on vacations in Africa. And the giraffes come up to the window. That's cool.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

Sort of like that. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So, like. But when I have problems with, like, plants or something, I usually call the nursery that I got them from. Like, hey, what can I do here? She doesn't want to ask. Salesman. Ask him.

[Bobby Bones]

He's right behind you.

[Amy]

Ray, do you. What do you suggest I do with my mom since the deer are eating them?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there's no refunds.

[Eddie]

And also she asked.

[Bobby Bones]

He leads with that.

[Amy]

I'm not trying to get a refund.

[Bobby Bones]

And if. If untouched, they would last 45 days. But I see that the deer have already been eating them, so it's going to be very unlikely they'll last that long. That's not what she asked.

[Eddie]

I already just recommend such a salesman.

[Bobby Bones]

Put them up more closer to your door, maybe where you have the awning.

[Lunchbox]

Or whatever going over.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless the deer are going right up to your front door. I think that would maybe keep them away. That's how we do it. So they're also shielded from the weather. That's pretty good advice. He led, though, with no refunds.

[Lunchbox]

Just to be clear.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Before I give you this, Ray, have.

[Amy]

You heard so many people online say it's best to water moms from below?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, people were telling me that I go from the top. My business has had no problems with that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What do they mean? What do they mean from below?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, how do you water pot the.

[Amy]

Way I'm envisioning it because I'm still just sticking the hose in it because. I don't know, but, like, maybe there's a tray or something and you fill that up and then you set the mums in the water and it soaks it up from below.

[Bobby Bones]

I picture like a planter or something.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or you're supposed to put like a hose in it and get to the roots versus spraying on top of it.

[Eddie]

Like, over the flowers.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I gotta be honest, I've done too much mum talk today already. We've only done 3 minutes and 23 seconds, but I'm mummed out. But I'm glad, though, that they're giving your deer nutrition nourishment.

[Amy]

Honestly, I don't like moms.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Eddie]

Stop her, Ray.

[Bobby Bones]

I wanted to get them a bad.

[Amy]

Review, but, like, they're just, like, not that pretty to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, I know.

[Amy]

I'm a hater.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys see that food blog blogger who the big controversy this weekend. Okay, this is one of my favorite stories from the weekend. I wrote it down. Glamorama is her name. And so she's a food influencer, and she basically reached out to this bakery and was like, hey, you guys want Morgan? Do you know it? Yeah, yeah, I saw this. I was like, hey, you guys want to do a collab? And they're like, we don't have the budget to collab. So she goes anyway, and then, like, trashes them.

[Amy]

Oh, but they said they didn't have a budget to collab.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So here, I'm gonna. I'll just play some of this.

[Amy]

So we recently had an influencer reach out to us and ask to do a collaboration, and we respectfully declined because it was not in our budget right now. Then she essentially tried to blackmail us by saying if we offered the food for free, she would then write a good review about us. I told her we'd think about it, but she still came in the next day. And although we hadn't agreed to collab with her, we recognized her when she came in, and we still were very accommodating and offered her extra drinks. So we totally respect a bad review, but what we don't like is lying and bullying. The first thing she said was that our pistachio was so faked. Fun fact. We have right here our pistachio paste that is 100% pistachios from Italy. All of our flowers that we use in our product, the farindouble, epautre, gru et rouge, all comes on the palette from Europe. And also, this is our Pannetone flower, straight from Italy. It's written entirely in Italian. Not bad for close to the airport bakery. Beyond the fact that we spend 10 times the amount of money to buy the ingredients, the most valuable part of our product is the time we spend to make them. From our sourdough starter to our dough, every single thing is handmade from scratch.

[Lunchbox]

To make this, we spend six months.

[Bobby Bones]

And they go through it. But she wrote a terrible review, and she, like, was eating it in her car, and she was like this just, like, fake and so green. And obviously, because they had the receipts, they didn't want to pay her. They want to give her the food for free. So she just trashed them, allegedly. And so I went to her page, and she took everything down except for. Do you see it, Mike? Yeah, she took everything down off her page. All us young people, we've all seen this?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Even in her response, she was like, somebody finally stood up to me. Yeah. She was like, I think she's never doing it again. Never influencing again. That's what I had heard. She was like, sometimes we make mistakes. She got caught, but.

[Amy]

So this is, like, her thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I hate bullies. Well, her thing is to be a food influencer. I don't know if she's, you know, manipulated or conned or bullied her way into getting other things. Yeah, let me look it up, because I want to go to her page here. All right, George Burch on my algorithm.

[Amy]

What is her. Her handle?

[Bobby Bones]

Glamorama.

[Amy]

Glamorama.

[Bobby Bones]

I got it right here. I just searched it the other day.

[Amy]

Did you guys see this?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, we saw it, buddy. Here we go. She wrote this. Hey, everybody. First and foremost, I want to address the fake a ingredients comment. When I tasted the pistachio pastry, I noticed she's already, like, making excuses. At the very beginning, I noticed a strong pistachio flavor that reminded me of extract or flavoring. So I assume that's what was used. Maybe it was added, maybe it wasn't. But I want to clear that real ingredients as well. It's so small, it's hard for me to see this. I also want to clarify something really important. My review was not revenge for being turned down for a collaboration. I had already planned to visit and review the bakery regardless, paid or not. But I understand with how things unfolded, it might have looked like I did it out of spite. That's not who I am. For those who have followed me for a while, you know, I always give honest reviews, good or bad. While the collaboration didn't work out, I completely respect that it went. I went in as a regular paying customer. I'm going to fast forward a little bit to the bakery. I'm sincerely sorry for any harm my words may have caused. At the end of the day, we're all human. Sometimes we mess up publicly, and all we can do is take accountability. I don't feel like she took accountability with that first paragraph. That was like.

[Lunchbox]

It was.

[Bobby Bones]

It was coloring. Thank you to everybody who's reached out with kindness and even those who've held me accountable. I hear you, and I'm using this as an opportunity to grow and do better.

[Amy]

Hmm.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's slime ball move.

[Eddie]

I mean, when you say grow and do better, you kind of.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean slime ball move.

[Eddie]

I'm sure she's admitting it, though, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But at the beginning, you can't lead off an apology with an excuse. Right, But. And I'm not saying she should have done this, but in today's cancellation culture, all you gotta do is ignore it. Ignore goes away because everybody wants to get outraged about something else.

[Eddie]

They move on.

[Bobby Bones]

48 hours, they'll move on. So, yeah, that's what's up. I was in on that saga, though. I don't even know what city that was in. Do you guys.

[Lunchbox]

So do you really think it's just because they didn't give her free food? She's mad she's gonna bash them?

[Eddie]

I mean, it sounds like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. She wrote it in dms. Like, the communication was in dms. Do you want to collab? Okay. Then, like, you want to trade free food, I believe. And then they gave her, like, free drinks.

[Amy]

It's out in Arizona.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

The bakery showed, like, all the receipts.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

All the communication.

[Bobby Bones]

So rest in peace, Glamorama, whatever her name is.

[Eddie]

So she done. Done.

[Amy]

You think that's embarrassing?

[Bobby Bones]

Who knows?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you would think she's done that.

[Bobby Bones]

Sucks for her. Yes. I don't think anybody's ever done. No. Like, she could easily bounce back in three months. People get canceled all the time and come back. As long as you don't, like, touch kid or hurt somebody.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Depending on how bad it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And this ain't that bad. I mean, it sucks. It sucks. That seems like a bad person. But sometimes bad people can actually grow whenever the lights get shine. To have bad of a person. They are.

[Amy]

And the bakery has gotten some advertising.

[Bobby Bones]

The greatest chess while playing checkers would be if they paid Glamorama to do the whole thing on this side. To do the whole thing. Like, hey, we're gonna pay you double and you trash us. But then I want to show the receipts.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Movie draft results. Movies that start with a. We did this draft.

[Eddie]

Let's see.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see. Morgan had Anchorman, a Cinderella story in endgame. She finished second place with 27%. Oh.

[Amy]

Her job strong stay in another week.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy had Avatar, Animal House, and Arachnophobia.

[Eddie]

Solid, Amy.

[Amy]

Pretty bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, you finished in fourth, not last, with 11%.

[Eddie]

Because Animal House is a good movie, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, boy. You had American Pie, Austin Powers, and Angels in the outfield. Pretty solid at 37. Number one.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

I won.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's amazing. So Lunchbox had Aladdin, Avengers, and American Beauty.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty good. Well, there's no way I lost then.

[Bobby Bones]

And Raymundo had a Walk to Remember Poop.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And something Called American Justice.

[Eddie]

Oscar winner.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys tell me who you think lost. Ray.

[Eddie]

That poop will get you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray. 2% total votes. I think just big poop fans voted for that one. But Ray loses again. He'll be out. This is the second draft Eddy has won in a month after statistically being the second worst drafter ever behind Raymundo.

[Eddie]

You found that stat on there.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not on here. Mike found the stat.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's pretty crazy. I know I'm not good at the drafts, but I guess I'm pretty good at these.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, whenever we have to come up with it quick.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, because everybody can't Google it.

[Eddie]

All night, and I haven't gotten the first pick. I think if I get the first pick, I'd probably freak out.

[Bobby Bones]

I did what I do. Da, da, da, da, da. On the family theme. Yes.

[Eddie]

It's a lot of pressure.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, that is a rough one. All right, let's see what else we got here. Let's go around the room. Feel good over there.

[Lunchbox]

All right, go ahead.

[Amy]

So California is going to be the first state to ban processed foods. In school.

[Eddie]

In school.

[Amy]

I said it that way.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

I also thought she was going to say prostitution. I did, too.

[Eddie]

I did, too.

[Amy]

Wait, what? Before I said processed. Y' all thought I was gonna say processed.

[Eddie]

Well, it's the way that you said set.

[Bobby Bones]

It was just like, the whole, like, tone and stuff was weird. California is going to be the first to ban prostitution.

[Eddie]

And then you went school.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't. Do not know why I said it that way. So that's going to be expensive. California just. They're kind of, like, leading the way.

[Bobby Bones]

On things that are actually good for people. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of things that people don't like about.

[Bobby Bones]

California, but it's a massive state, though, right? There's. There's a. You know, even when they go, look how bad the crime is in California, the crime in a lot of smaller states, percentage is so much worse than California. There's just so much more because there are so many more people.

[Amy]

I know, but so many people have left there.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot have. But a lot of moves there, too. Ever seen the weather? It's great over there. I can never live there. Too much traffic. And I don't like. I don't like time zone. I like pacific time zone.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that'd be tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Tough. But eastern time zone will also be really tough.

[Amy]

Do you think it's just because we've only Lived in central. So that's why we love it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't. Because I've really thought about watching sports on all time zones and if I'm watching sports, I think Pacific time zone is where it's at.

[Amy]

Let me tell you. Arizona, they don't participate in daylight savings.

[Bobby Bones]

But do they participate in prostitution?

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

In school?

[Bobby Bones]

At school.

[Amy]

They don't. Right. So I've had some calls with something in life in Arizona lately and every time it's off. Like I've been so confused because they are mountain time. I googled it. They're mountain time. Mountain time's only.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you talk funny now?

[Eddie]

Yeah, something's happening. Mountain time.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have a stroke?

[Amy]

Maybe. Maybe I did.

[Eddie]

What's your point with that?

[Amy]

I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. I finally figured it out. But for the past few weeks I've had these standing calls and every time they send me an email before and they're like, 2:30 mountain time. And I'm like, perfect, I'll be ready at 3:30 my time. That's what I say in my head. Because they're mountain, my sister's mountain in Colorado. That's one hour behind.

[Bobby Bones]

Except.

[Amy]

Except they failed to say, FYI, we know you don't live here. We're on mountain. Yes. However, we don't participate in daylight savings, so we're two hours behind.

[Bobby Bones]

That's basically Pacific. So they, they bounce back and forth, although not officially. Right from Pacific to mountain.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's confusing.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. That is very confusing.

[Bobby Bones]

She just said thank you for it. She wanted to be seen.

[Eddie]

And I just saw you, Amy.

[Amy]

I kept thinking about, yes. I'm like, they have been so respectful to always email me a heads up with the time. And then they are always an hour late calling.

[Eddie]

Like, but, but when we change our daylight savings though, then it's an hour. It'll be one hour.

[Amy]

Yes. But right now we're in a two hour gap and it never, it just. And then finally one day it hit me because I was trying to hold back my frustration when I'm on the phone with them. Like, why are you always an hour late? And then I was like, aha. I was like, y' all don't participate in daylight savings, do you? And they're like, no.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, nor have we for a long time.

[Amy]

They're the only state though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So that's true.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry that's happened to you. You didn't deserve that.

[Amy]

Well, Just in case anybody else has a call with somebody in Arizona. Heads up.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a couple things that I made notes of, and I just need to get it off my sheet because I forgot I wrote these down so long ago, and I don't know what they mean, but I wrote them down. Lunchbox thinks Amy is dumb.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. I just wonder how dumb Amy is.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Because she took a video of her son's cross country meet, I don't know, a week and a half ago, and it was like the state meet. And it's like the start line, and Amy is so far away from the start line, you can barely see the kids. And I was talking to her in the hallway. I was like, hey, why are you not closer? So you can cheer them on at the beginning? She goes, because they shoot a gun at the beginning. And I want to get a safe distance away.

[Amy]

Okay, he's exaggerating.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys think there's a bull in that gun?

[Amy]

I didn't know what was in there, but that's not why I'm that guy.

[Bobby Bones]

You think a starter pistol might have a bullet in it?

[Amy]

No, I told him that I found out they're shooting, like, just powder.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But in the beginning, she was shooting. Stay away.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know you thought it was like Iraq when they shoot in the air, when they're partying, because what goes.

[Eddie]

Up must come down.

[Amy]

No, he's exaggerating.

[Bobby Bones]

After they shoot, she's looking up. She's hiding under a tree for a while.

[Amy]

Right. It's not why I was away, but I was confused. Confused as to what they were shooting. And then. And then this. At the state championship, the gun kept malfunctioning, and so then they had to do a whistle, which was kind of lame for the start because, you know, something about that pop, you know, and, like, everybody starts running. And then it was like.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you think there was a bull in the gun?

[Amy]

I didn't know, but I was scared of it.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's possibly a bullet.

[Amy]

No, that would be irresponsible. But what I'm saying to them is I didn't know what. What it was. I don't. I'm not. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

It could have been a mouse.

[Amy]

I don't know what they shoot. Is it always a blank? Is it just a noise? Like, is it just, you know, they press a button and it's like a gun noise?

[Eddie]

Do you know what a blank is?

[Amy]

Well, after talking with y'.

[Lunchbox]

All.

[Amy]

Powder.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, basically.

[Amy]

But before that, No, I didn't know, is it a little, like, plastic thing?

[Bobby Bones]

That lunchbox thinks that you're dumb. And he just said, amy.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I said, how dumb is Amy?

[Bobby Bones]

LB Thinks Amy is dumb.

[Amy]

I would admit to being very ignorant as to what they are using at the start lines for things like when they're. Obviously, I know they're going to do anything dangerous for children.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Amy]

But I didn't know.

[Eddie]

I bet you back in the day, though, they've used a real gun.

[Amy]

Is it a BB gun?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised. Here in Tennessee. Here we go now in Arkansas, we're not using them. Like, 12 gauges, shotgun.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, hold on.

[Eddie]

Again, Right?

[Amy]

I mean, he must have been desperate for prep that day.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, here's desperate for prep. You're the one that just admitted you weren't sure what was in it. So you are admitting that you thought there could be a problem.

[Amy]

I don't think that makes me dumb, though. That just makes me ignorant. Yeah. I never have asked.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say uneducated.

[Amy]

Sure.

[Eddie]

Not ignorant.

[Amy]

Ignorant. Isn't that what that means?

[Bobby Bones]

Different tone? Sure.

[Amy]

But to, like, not know.

[Eddie]

You mean like negative tone to ignorant?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Cause that one's like, oh, you're ignorant. It's okay. Yeah, it's like, you're ignorant.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You didn't. Oh, you didn't know. That's okay. Or you're ignorant. It doesn't matter. I just wanted to read that.

[Amy]

How about this?

[Bobby Bones]

Move on to the next thing. Go ahead.

[Amy]

I'm unfamiliar.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Good. Eddie writes, why does Lunchbox cuss so loudly at work?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like, what's the deal, man? We had people here the other day, and he walks up and he's like, what's up, effers?

[Bobby Bones]

And like, what the what?

[Eddie]

Yeah, just yells it out loud. We have two of our bosses there. Like, I'm sure. I mean, there's a lot of people in our building. And he yelled it to where probably.

[Amy]

Everyone can hear like, hey, suckers.

[Bobby Bones]

But he didn't say, suck.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you unfamiliar with the etiquette of a professional workplace?

[Lunchbox]

Well, Amy and Eddie were sitting out there on the couches just kind of hanging out. And I was like, well, that's weird that they're hanging out together, so they.

[Bobby Bones]

Deserve to be called effers.

[Eddie]

So I'm like, at the same time, too. Amy and I look at each other like, why are we effers? Like, what does that even mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, why did you yell, what's up, effers? Like, it was jovial, but you know what?

[Lunchbox]

They were at work. It wasn't like a mean one. It was like a.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not the point.

[Eddie]

We didn't think you were being mean.

[Amy]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

It was like a fun joking.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, like, why not walk up and quietly do that? What's up, Effers? You can't yell it in a professional workplace.

[Eddie]

Or even like, hey, Eddie. Hey, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you may not even call you Effers.

[Eddie]

Why the effers?

[Amy]

Hey, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys think it was weird?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it loud?

[Amy]

The only thing that's weird to me, and this is something that we've talked to him about for years. We've talked to him about how loud his voice is and that he cusses like crazy and there's bosses and other people recording things. Like, it's just. It's just weird.

[Bobby Bones]

It's weird, man.

[Lunchbox]

It's weird because here's the thing. We are on the other side of the building from 99% of the people that we work with. So this is kind of like a our playground over here.

[Eddie]

It is not no lunchbox. I can hear you when I'm coming out of the bathroom and you're standing over here.

[Bobby Bones]

They have meetings right here that aren't even our company.

[Amy]

We did it at our other building, too, where it was smaller. I don't know.

[Eddie]

I just don't understand.

[Lunchbox]

Once again, we have our own.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't curse in the room. It's my rule. Nobody curses in the room.

[Amy]

So when he gets out of the room.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, he just non stop. Okay, Eddie wants to know, does anyone know how old Scuba is?

[Eddie]

That's a good question.

[Bobby Bones]

I know you asked it, so I assume you think it's a good question.

[Lunchbox]

I literally don't because Scuba's always lied about his age. He never tells us the real age, so I have no idea how old he is.

[Eddie]

And I don't know, we were just talking about something, like, randomly, and I go, like, you know, I don't know. How old are you, Scooby? I'm not going to tell you. I'm like, what? And I just thought, like, I guess I don't know his age. Do you guys know?

[Bobby Bones]

I think I do, yes. But, hey, Scuba, is that a thing? Is that like a funny bit to you, or are you embarrassed at your age?

[Lunchbox]

No, I just think it's, like, a bit.

[Eddie]

And now that it's been so long, I just am carrying it on. How old do you think I am?

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Okay, so I know for sure. Yeah, I think so. Just because I've seen like paperwork. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He may have seemed to approve some stuff. But you, Eddie, what do you think? I feel like we're the same age.

[Amy]

No, he's younger than you.

[Eddie]

No, I feel like Scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

Same age. You think that Scuba Steve is your age? Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Because when we talk about pop culture, he knows all the stuff that I'm talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It's like we grew up at the same time.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Eddie]

Same with you. Same with you. We're one year apart.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. But you're only two years apart from Amy.

[Eddie]

I think Scuba's 46 years old. Or if he's 45, he's about to turn 46. I don't know when your birthday is. Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Is in June.

[Eddie]

Just happened. Okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's just go around the room. I'm gonna recuse myself from this because again, one of the things. Listen, I have boss things I have to do. Sometimes I gotta sign stuff and see stuff. I think I know. I'm pretty sure I know, but I'll back out.

[Amy]

Amy, he's 41.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm not gonna give you a specific age. I think he's between 38 and 42, but I have no idea.

[Eddie]

Oh, you guys think he's way younger.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I have no clue the real age because he's never said so I'm just going with a range of 38 to 42.

[Bobby Bones]

As on price is right.

[Lunchbox]

You would.

[Bobby Bones]

Whenever it's going deeper, you stop it and you try to get that range. So he's using those skills now for this. Good job, dude.

[Amy]

Morgan, I don't know his age either. And I've asked him before multiple times. I think he's 39. The only reason I think that is because I don't feel like he's had that big birthday yet that you have when you turn 40.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that you feel like he's younger than Ray.

[Amy]

I don't know. And maybe it's just cause he's never brought attention to like a big 40 birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Eddie]

I didn't have a big 40 birthday. I don't think.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that was like 20 years ago. We don't remember.

[Eddie]

Saw those six years ago, man.

[Bobby Bones]

We didn't have social media then. The funny thing is we make such a big deal about Eddie's being so old. He's old once you know it's one year, it's one year.

[Eddie]

You guys are like, he was born in the 70s.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's the best joke. Okay, Scuba. We'll leave it as is. Is There anything you want to say?

[Eddie]

No, I think you guys are just keep it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Doing a great job today.

[Eddie]

Did anyone nail it?

[Bobby Bones]

No. No one.

[Eddie]

Nailed it.

[Lunchbox]

He's not gonna admit it any.

[Bobby Bones]

I tried, dude.

[Eddie]

I'm just trying.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll say this. I think you guys would be surprised.

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm timeless. I think you guys would be surprised.

[Lunchbox]

Like, it just makes. No. It's such a weird thing to care about.

[Amy]

The only thing that's gonna surprise me is if he's, like, 50, right?

[Eddie]

Which I think maybe that's what you're saying. I think you're saying he's way older than we think.

[Bobby Bones]

All I'm saying is I think you guys would be surprised. We have another friend that is always weird about their age, our friend Ahmad. And he would always die because he looks very young, but also doesn't always act very young. Like, he's very. But he always would hide his age. And then it just became a bit. It wasn't even like. But you know how I knew with him was I had to, like, book flights, and then we got to book flights for somebody.

[Eddie]

You got to get his age.

[Bobby Bones]

You got to get their age. They can't lie. Then what would you.

[Eddie]

Wouldn't you do, like, something for, like, your birthday, too? Like, wouldn't you give people.

[Lunchbox]

He put it on Facebook is the wrong date.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I'd put.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, back on the. Back in the day when I use Facebook, I'd put the wrong date. So people messed me on the wrong date. April 6th, they'd be like, Happy Birthday. My birthday is four days ago. And I knew they weren't my real friends.

[Lunchbox]

My real friends.

[Bobby Bones]

My real friends knew.

[Amy]

But do you remember all your real friends birthdays? Exactly?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but. No, but I don't remember hardly any. But I don't rely on Facebook to tell me, though, either.

[Eddie]

Oh, but that's the best indication, though. Cause you're just like, oh, cool. Like, I can text them.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a lot of you guys birthdays in my calendar.

[Amy]

Yeah. Well, now, I mean, I guess I haven't used Facebook in a while, but if I had an inkling it was someone's birthday, and, like, I knew, I'm like, gosh, yeah, today's definitely a birthday, but sometimes I would go to Facebook just to double check, and I could see someone maybe doing that for you. And then they're like, shoot. I guess I was off. I guess it's the sixth, and you know what?

[Bobby Bones]

I guess you're not My real friend.

[Amy]

Oh, good.

[Eddie]

If we're guessing, that's a nightmare of mine that I forget my wife's birthday just because I don't remember birthdays. And like, if I don't think about that for like that month, I'll forget it.

[Bobby Bones]

I am a double edged sword. But my wife's is so close to Christmas.

[Eddie]

That helps.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Remind you.

[Bobby Bones]

And New Year's, it's so close that I just know that, like, the holy trinity of difficult gifts is going to be that time. Because Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day, got to be on it and it's nonstop. Okay, I got two other things here. Are we doing the Ask Bones for a favor segment anymore?

[Eddie]

Is that Ray?

[Bobby Bones]

It is Ray. He's always the only one that wants favors all the time. Well, it's something you can provide and I don't. I figured.

[Eddie]

Didn't you just get like glasses and stuff?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. And then didn't get invited his birthday party.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Like literally spent over $1,000 on him for his birthday and didn't get a birthday party. What else did you get? Glasses and glasses. That big banana tree looks. Yeah. Planter, the favor. It is your friend. Are you still friends with Brett Eldridge?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, here we go. I know where it's going.

[Amy]

Oh, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I hesitate to say very close friend. Yes, because I got tickets to his show at the Ryman, but what they don't offer on the website is backstage. So I was like, I'll just hit up bones, hook that up. Because it is also my wife's birthday. What do you think backstage is at a Brett Eldridge Ryman Christmas show?

[Lunchbox]

Green room.

[Bobby Bones]

We're back there.

[Eddie]

Just you guys and him.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, what do you want from that experience? Kind of just to really see the guts of the Ryman. Maybe a picture with Brett. But haven't you seen the guts? Like during when I, like if I'm playing at the Ryman or we're playing at the Ryman, I don't think he goes back there. Not really. And it's kind of. I can just take you there after work one day if you want to see the guts. Well, Brett's got to be there and it's got to be on the birthday. That's what makes it special. And so also, we're of, what, 15 people that are allowed back there. So it's kind of a VIP type thing. Where's this 15 people number come from? Well, I'm just saying it. People that are allowed backstage are considered by society as greater than others.

[Lunchbox]

So that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

For my wife's birthday end in November. We have time, I believe. And I say this as somebody, and I don't go backstage. But we'll go to Brett's room before. Because we go every year, and so we'll go. He doesn't really do a meet and greet or anything backstage. Like, he's. So it's up to the artists if they want to do it or not? Yeah, for sure. I just thought every artist always has a thing they have to do with the label beforehand. If it's maybe. No, no. And he'll. If he does a show here, I'll do three shows at the Ryman. Like, one of the shows, he may have, like, a home show, like, little lounge where it's like 40 people. Because everybody in Nashville that you're friends of with the artist has, like, there's something like that that happens. But he doesn't really do a backstage stuff. Like, he, like, gets nervous before he performs. But the couch chill could work as well. Even if it's not named a meeting. He's not going to let you in his literal room.

[Eddie]

Like, just where he gets ready.

[Bobby Bones]

He's putting his bow tie on. Yeah, that's great.

[Eddie]

Will you help me with it?

[Bobby Bones]

That's really all it is. It's like he has a little room. If he does a meet and greet or something, I'll ask, but thank you. I have never seen him do it in all the years that we go. Okay, if you just want a picture with him, I could probably make that happen. Just come over. I'll just tell you when he's over at the house. He has come over. Nah. If he gets nervous before and it's really not a known thing that he does, probably not looking like it's gonna happen. All right. Lunchbox met Amy's boyfriend.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Lunchbox]

I did, man. Yeah. Let me tell you.

[Amy]

That was random.

[Lunchbox]

It was random.

[Amy]

It was so random. I didn't even think. I was like, what? I couldn't. Well, first. My son saw him first and came up to me and literally was like, mom, I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom. No, you didn't. And he's like, no, I did. I swear. It's Lunchbox. And I was so adamant that it wasn't Lunchbox that he's like, well, could it have been Eddie? Like, he started, like, feeling like he was crazy, like, well, somebody from the show. But it was Lunchbox, Mom. And I was like, eddie's out of town. I was like, no, it's like, what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough, like later, that was at the school spaghetti dinner.

[Bobby Bones]

And then later, what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom?

[Amy]

Yes, because there's no reason for me to think Lunchbox, him being there was so absolutely random, I couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So then later we're down by the football field and I look over and I see Lunchbox. And then Steven just starts screaming, mom, I told you. I told you. This is Lunchbox. I told you. And then my boyfriend was right next to me. So then they met.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you think?

[Lunchbox]

Well, here's how Amy was so funny because she's sitting there talking to these people and I turn around, she's standing right behind me.

[Amy]

Yeah, I didn't know.

[Lunchbox]

And I turned around and go, are you Amy from the bot? And she goes, I, oh my gosh, what are you doing here? She goes, yes, I am. And then she realizes she.

[Amy]

That's not how I said it.

[Lunchbox]

Like she was like, oh, I. Obviously she was in mid conversation. I did the whole are you Amy from the Vai Bone show? Yes, I.

[Bobby Bones]

But also not like your voice is gonna able to be camouflaged in.

[Lunchbox]

But the funny part was she goes, yes. Oh my gosh, what are you doing here? Give me one second, let me finish talking to them. And then.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, cuz I didn't want to be rude.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm not saying you're being rude. I'm just telling you how it went down. And so her boyfriend, like when I, when I first like I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right? Like he gives off nerd vibes.

[Eddie]

This is when you saw him that.

[Amy]

You thought that According to Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And when I see pictures, like he's got the little. He's got a long sleeve shirt on and one of those jackets with no sleeves.

[Amy]

Like a vest.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, a vest.

[Eddie]

A vest.

[Lunchbox]

But it's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a lot of words to say about it.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, but it's a jacket. It's a zip up jacket.

[Bobby Bones]

A jacket, like a vest with no sleeves.

[Eddie]

That's called a vest.

[Lunchbox]

It's called a vest. It's not called a jacket.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the most descriptive I've ever heard of a vest.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with it?

[Amy]

You don't want to button down with a vest over it.

[Bobby Bones]

He is a little bit more.

[Amy]

He is kind of nerdy, preppy, right.

[Lunchbox]

And so I was like, okay, this guy's got nerdy. Whatever. We start talking. But he talks sports. I was like, okay, he's kind of normal. You know what I mean? He's a real nice guy. Chatted for a little while. Amy walked away. He kept talking to me. And I was like, you should go, too. Yeah. Like, do we keep talking here? Do we keep talking?

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

Like, all right, I guess we're here.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know how he would walk away. Like, we were standing right by Lunchbox. Like, that's where we were hanging out. And he going to walk to.

[Lunchbox]

Well, then some other guy that. I guess they went to high school together back in the 60s came up.

[Amy]

It's not the six.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

The 90s, the night.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, that's so wrong.

[Lunchbox]

And they started talking. So then I got kind of just my way out of the conversation and was. And just kind of turned back around.

[Eddie]

Perfect out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Well, no, they had, like, alumni, so it's homecoming, so they were giving away free, like, alumni football T shirts. Like, if you were. No, if you were on the football team, you could go get a shirt. And my boyfriend was on the football team, and Lunchbox went over to get a free alumni football shirt.

[Eddie]

Okay, hold on. Yeah, hold on. Like, where are you guys?

[Amy]

At the football game.

[Eddie]

What was he doing at the football game?

[Bobby Bones]

Talking to kids in the bathroom. Duh. Did you not hear the first part of the story?

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Friday night.

[Amy]

It's like, Lunchbox's kids, they're little.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't stall two. How old were you?

[Lunchbox]

It's doll one.

[Amy]

Lunchbox's kids don't go to this school.

[Bobby Bones]

You're the one on ear.

[Amy]

And that's why I was so surprised. And the spaghetti dinner. Like, Lunchbox was there for that spaghetti dinner.

[Eddie]

None of you guys thought this was weird? That Lunchbox is there?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

That's why I told my son, there's no way it was Lunchbox. And then turns out one of Lunchbox's neighbors was selling tickets to the spaghetti dinner. Cause it's like a fundraiser thing, right? And so Lunchbox is like, at the spaghetti dinner.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like, seven spaghetti dinners from Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Can I get seven to go?

[Amy]

So then the friend is like, hey, you know, the football game's after this dinner. And Lunchbox is like, well, we might as well stay for the game. So they walked over to the game, and then Lunchbox's kids are, like, running out onto the field, like, wild. You're in the game, and, you know, the little. Which I just learned, I guess when I thought it was the end zone, like, I, N, Z, O, N E. But it's the end zone. You know those orange things that stick up at the end zone? That's it. His kids kept knocking it over, like going over and knocking it over like it was a toy.

[Lunchbox]

But they'd pick it up.

[Bobby Bones]

They would.

[Amy]

They would pick it up. But finally a man came over and was like, can y' all get your kids off the field?

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh my God.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They were timing themselves. Like running into the pylon and back.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

And they'd had to touch the pylon. But sometimes when they touch it, they'd knock over.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but they did it when they.

[Lunchbox]

Were on the other end of the field. It wasn't like they were on that.

[Bobby Bones]

Side of the field. But it was still during the game. You know what's happening. This whole story is bonkers. Bizarre lunch is talking to kids in the bathroom. He can't describe a vest. You know, he got stuck with Amy's.

[Amy]

Boyfriend, which he wasn't stuck. We were just standing there and I felt like they were having a good conversation.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, it was a good conversation. Then the awkward part was. This is when it gets more awkward. There is more. Amy and her dude act like they're in high school. Like hugging and kissing on each other and like their pda. And it's like, what are we doing? Like, this is so weird. Like, just cause you're at a high school football game, you don't act like the high schoolers.

[Amy]

Okay, this part's.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. And that was very weird. A. It was weird just like seeing Amy with another dude and then just like, you know, that's the first time I've ever seen her with another dude beside me.

[Bobby Bones]

Weird.

[Lunchbox]

You know what I mean? It's weird. But then the fact that they were right behind me and he had his arms around her and they were just kind of kissing. I was like, okay, can we not do this?

[Amy]

Okay. Lies.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's not a lie.

[Amy]

No, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me tell you, Amy, I don't know who to believe. There's so many. I'm gonna be there, like little tributaries coming off this river.

[Eddie]

Okay, Amy, Amy, you can be honest.

[Amy]

I am gonna be honest. I'm not against any kind of mild pda, but there is no way that we are going to be that way at his kids school. Like both of his. All three of his kids were there. His two boys and his daughter. He's friends with so many people there. He went there. My. My son is there. We're not. No, we were not overly PDA at all whatsoever. I don't even know why Lunchbox is throwing.

[Lunchbox]

Where are you PD at all. PDA at all.

[Amy]

No, I don't think so.

[Lunchbox]

You guys are telling me that I didn't turn around. His arms are around you. And you guys were just kind of.

[Eddie]

Wait, but you said.

[Amy]

I don't think. We were not kissing. I was saying his arms might have been around me at some point.

[Lunchbox]

You were facing each other. Not even facing the football game.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Lunchbox]

No way.

[Bobby Bones]

They were basically slow dancing.

[Lunchbox]

It felt like it. That's what it kind of felt like a slow dance.

[Amy]

I'm laughing because this is so comical.

[Bobby Bones]

This is.

[Amy]

He's making this up.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not making it up.

[Amy]

Yes, you are.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead and ask me.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead. Nlr. Nlr.

[Lunchbox]

He's telling the truth.

[Bobby Bones]

He's telling the truth.

[Lunchbox]

He's not.

[Amy]

Wow. He is. That's abuse of NLR power.

[Bobby Bones]

That is not abuse. I have to trust it.

[Amy]

Okay. If I were to call my boyfriend right now. Now. And be like, were we PDA at the game? Cuz that is not true.

[Eddie]

Yes, call him.

[Bobby Bones]

Call him. No, I don't.

[Amy]

What? I'll just put him on the spot.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I'm good. I'm good.

[Lunchbox]

So it was a wild night.

[Bobby Bones]

It was. It sounds wild.

[Eddie]

And spaghetti dinner and all that.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Talking to kids in the bathroom.

[Lunchbox]

Spaghetti dinner is all you can eat for 10 bucks.

[Eddie]

I bet you love that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, it was great.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't believe you were trying to get a shirt from the home from the.

[Lunchbox]

It was a free shirt here.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't a free shirt forever.

[Lunchbox]

No, but here's my thing. They had two boxes of them sitting there. Right. I just wanted to see if they really knew who went to that school. They wouldn't let anybody get a shirt.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you get a shirt?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Showed them.

[Lunchbox]

Because look, they. There's no way they recognize everybody that went to that school.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think it's a trust thing.

[Lunchbox]

And there's so many gonna be left over. What are they gonna do with it?

[Eddie]

Use it next year.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude.

[Eddie]

They probably get an alumni.

[Lunchbox]

You don't think they get a new design every year?

[Eddie]

Probably not if you got extra shirts.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't think about it. It.

[Lunchbox]

But there was two boxes just sitting on the track.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. And you had to go up and be like, hey, alumni class or whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, well, that's a good one.

[Eddie]

Nico Jackson, class of 1961.

[Amy]

Nico Jackson. Yeah. That was low. Low blow.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox the low blow.

[Lunchbox]

What was a low blow?

[Amy]

He wasn't there in the 60s.

[Eddie]

Like, he was driving around with the Beach Boys, cruising the trailing.

[Bobby Bones]

He wasn't really, really excited about getting to that Beatles. The Beatles concert coming through town.

[Amy]

He graduated in the 90s.

[Lunchbox]

But he did say. He did reference your Vietnam joke about him that one time.

[Bobby Bones]

He goes, I made a Vietnam joke?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

He said. Amy said, oh, he's in Vietnam. And you're like, oh, he fought there. And he told me that night. He said that was pretty funny. Like, he said that was funny. Like, he laughed like he thought it was a good joke.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't remember that, but that's funny.

[Eddie]

So where did he get that jacket without the sleeves, the vest?

[Lunchbox]

I got a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, there are so many parts of this that are so funny.

[Amy]

Whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, also, Lunchbox's kids are running on the field during the game, slapping the pylon. That's crazy, too.

[Eddie]

And, Amy, I understand now why you would be like, lunchbox isn't here. There's no way you sell Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's why I told my son. And then my son was like, I feel like I'm seeing things. He's like, well, then he was like, it must have been Eddie. And he thought in his mind that it was Lunchbox. And, yeah, that part really threw me off. But Stevenson still hasn't let that go. He's like, I told you, Mom. I told you I saw Lunchbox, and you didn't believe me. And I was like. Like, I had no reason to believe he would ever be. Like, I would have never been there if it wasn't for my boyfriend. There's like.

[Bobby Bones]

And they were making out on the field.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Really, dude, no.

[Lunchbox]

And you know what's weird? The weirdest part is, like, we stood there. That's weirder.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, there's no way that something's about to be weirdest. Now, he can also be weird, but there's no way this trumps the rest of it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, maybe also weird is because we stood down. Like, most of the adults were up in the stands, and we stood down on the grass, like, behind the end zone where all the middle school and high school kids were. So it was really weird for Amy and her dude to be kissing, like, right around.

[Amy]

Like, that's my thoughts on saying we weren't doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Eddie]

He nlred though.

[Bobby Bones]

He did nlr.

[Amy]

Well, now we know we can't trust him with nlr.

[Bobby Bones]

Front to front.

[Lunchbox]

Front to front.

[Amy]

Front to front.

[Lunchbox]

Front to front.

[Eddie]

Are you Amy did you kiss him?

[Lunchbox]

Are you front to front?

[Bobby Bones]

Were you sitting? Were you standing front to front?

[Amy]

I don't. We hugged at some point, maybe, but we weren't holding. It wasn't a hold.

[Bobby Bones]

I got too many maybes and too many don't knows.

[Amy]

I mean, I think it was more side to side. I don't. Because I wasn't thinking about every single move I was doing.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's somebody who knows that they might have been caught in something.

[Eddie]

No, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't thinking about every move because.

[Amy]

But I also wouldn't be overly pda, because that would be weird.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't say it was, like, hours of pda. I didn't say it was hours, but.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a wham, bam.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, when you're in love, Amy.

[Amy]

Okay, if it's wham, bam, then fine, we probably did that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now we're getting to the chat. Wham, bam. Wham bam is not.

[Amy]

Lunchbox is acting like we were slow dancing and swaying and making out front to front.

[Bobby Bones]

They were front to front.

[Lunchbox]

They were front to front.

[Bobby Bones]

Kids.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. Because their shoulders were facing the field.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

What? No, side to side.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we gotta take a break.

[Eddie]

Just control yourself next time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Amy, like, put it. Keep in your pants.

[Amy]

Okay, okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

All right, some more voicemails. Go ahead. Number one. So my wife last week threw away her wallet by accident. It had $700 cash plus her gift cards and wall and everything else was in that was in it with about a thousand dollars. And it had me thinking about you guys. Was there anything that you guys have thrown away or lost that you still think about to this day? Love the shelf. Yeah. Once I bought these tickets for Oprah's tour that I was going to resell and they were in an envelope because Oprah's tour was going like massive and I only bought them to resell them. We were living in Austin and they were in an envelope and I put them somewhere. I never found them. I still think about that because I don't know where they went. I looked everywhere. Also can't find my mouth guard still because my dog ate it.

[Amy]

And I looked more recent one.

[Bobby Bones]

I know I looked everywhere.

[Amy]

Still come up.

[Bobby Bones]

What I wonder is, I wonder if I can call my dentist and say, hey, do you still have the mold? Yeah. And if they do, that's so much easier because the reason I haven't gone to get a new one is because it just. You have to drive up there and sit in the chair, hold up in your mouth and you gotta wait three days.

[Amy]

It's tiny.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That's why I think my wife may be at the bottom of this.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

I know she could have hidden the mouth guard to make me go to the dentist to fix my broken tooth. Do you have anything?

[Amy]

Well, one time I assume I threw away my passport and it was when I was having to go to Haiti a lot because we were adopting kids. I mean I would go multiple times a year for several years. And I had a trip coming up and no passport. So I was digging through trash dumpsters everywh. And then I had to just fast track a passport like from Atlanta or do like a rush order. I mean it was very nerve wracking cause I had a trip coming up and so I think about that sometimes mostly to keep track of my current passport, like don't do like last time and end up accidentally throwing this away. So it's helped me, but that was a very stressful, like, 48 hours or something like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I'm throwing my car keys in the trash after a night of drinking. You get home, you unlock the door, and you have your pizza from the, you know, pizza place, and you're eating it through the paper plate in the trash can. Guess my keys were with it because the next morning, couldn't find my keys anywhere. Finally found them in the bottom of the garbage can.

[Bobby Bones]

You did find them, though.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I did find them luckily. But, yeah, I couldn't find them. Took me, like, two hours.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next up.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, I was just calling in to let you in the studio know that I scratched a scratch off match 10 numbers. Scratch the first value of the number. It was 500, and all of them were 500. I ended up winning $5,000. Love the show.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. That's crazy. And I've done a lot of scratch offs, and I've never hit anything like that. And Lunchbox hasn't either. And he's done more than me.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I've only won 250 bucks. And people come. I won every single number. Oh, it's just that drives me nuts. Like, I scratch those all the time. Where you have have, like, five rows of numbers. It's like, all right, just match one and to match every one. I hate my life.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy that he's not won more than he has, meaning his biggest win ever is $250. And I think I've won more than 250 bucks. Scuba Steve's won more than 250 bucks, and we don't play near as much as him. Like, to me, that's the craziest thing. Not that he's not won millions, because that never happens. It's so rare that when it does, it makes the news. That's how you know something doesn't happen a lot. Because if it makes the news, that means it's newsworthy. That means it's not happening consistently anywhere. But the fact is, give me thousands.

[Lunchbox]

Like, give me one. Like, give me some. Like, some. A stepping stone. Like, I haven't even got up a.

[Bobby Bones]

Rung of the ladder, which is stepping stone.

[Amy]

You'll get there.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I say.

[Amy]

Yeah. Believe in yourself.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's nothing you can do to make the odds better. Like with life, with job, career, family, all these goals. You can build on things. Things this, you don't build on it's all the same odds when you start, regardless. Oh, sorry.

[Amy]

Just get just, you know, positive energy. Believe in yourself. If you think about it, this is the most consistent thing.

[Bobby Bones]

But losing.

[Amy]

He's done losing. Yeah, well, no, he's not losing. He just hasn't won yet.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's losing because it. Okay, fair enough. Next one up.

[Lunchbox]

Was there ever an update on the tracker that Amy found on her car.

[Bobby Bones]

That you all were thinking was a remote key for the garage?

[Lunchbox]

I don't think we ever heard the.

[Bobby Bones]

Ending of that story.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's something the dealership put on my car or something.

[Bobby Bones]

To track you? No.

[Amy]

So, like, I guess they scan it to be like, this is who this car belongs to or something.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

No, that's what they said.

[Bobby Bones]

You take it off?

[Amy]

No, it's still on there.

[Bobby Bones]

They're still tracking you.

[Amy]

Well, I don't think they're tracking me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what people who track you want you to think. They're not tracking you, but I don't.

[Amy]

Think it's a tracker. I think it's a, like, scanner with my info.

[Bobby Bones]

Next thing you know, they're walking back behind your house.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

That happened to you, huh?

[Amy]

Well, my neighbor texted me about that. That. Which I was like, shout out to my neighbor for just being aware. Well, her husband and her. So I'm already at work, but I get a text from her, and she's like, hey, just want to let you know that, you know, my husband was just leaving for work, and he sent me a text that he saw a man walking up your driveway, like, towards the back of your house. Like, no work truck in sight, but maybe it's hidden back behind where your garage is. I don't know. I just wanted you to know. And I was like, oh, wow, thank you so much. Now, turns out he was there to work on my house, and he did have permission to be going through the back, so. But, you know, everything was fine, but it just made me feel really good that I've got neighbors that will look out for me and not be like, oh, this seems like a silly text to send. You know, it's like neighborhood watch. Gotta stick together. Like, would you ever do that to your neighbor if you saw a man walking up their driveway? Let's say you knew them. I was gonna say, let's pretend for.

[Bobby Bones]

A second I don't know my neighbors.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say I'm, like, super duper, like, BFF with my neighbors, but I know her. Like, she's really kind. Whenever I see her outside with the dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Dogs, I would say this. So we have gates around our house. So do our neighbors. Like, all the way around, all four directions. Right, Right. So it's not really like, an open neighborhood, but if I saw someone climbing over a gate, over to a neighbor, like, they were like, if I. I wouldn't know how to get a hold of them. So I'd probably call you to be like, hey, how do I get a hold of that neighbor? Because I do that so I can.

[Amy]

Text him and be like, hey, Bobby, just saw a guy climbing.

[Bobby Bones]

Climbing your. Yeah. Or if it were the one next door, I think I would just walk over and, like, look over the gate and see what was going on. And they called 911- CALL-911. If someone was, like, climbing over their gate to get in their yard.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. What if it's them? They got locked down. Do you even know what your neighbors look like?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a great question.

[Amy]

I. I think they're like, sir, this is your neighbor. Oh, funny. I've never seen him before.

[Bobby Bones]

If you walked him, if you walked 10 people in a room, I would not know.

[Amy]

Even though your neighbors over here, that I know, just know if you ever have to do a lineup. Ken and Barbie, they're so pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

The one thing about I didn't have my glasses on, and I. I had ordered, like, on a Saturday, or maybe it's a Friday, when we were working from home, I had ordered some breakfast stuff, and they delivered. Delivered it over to their house. Oh, and I'd taken my glasses off, and I was in the house, and I. I saw. I see the delivery driver person walk up. Sometimes they walk up. They won't drive in the gate. They walk it up. Which is then weird because if the gate closes behind them, there's no way to get out. So then I gotta reopen the gate. But they're walking up and they lay it down, and I see into the window, and I'm like, thank you. And I just wave. Turns out they dropped it off at the wrong house. And it was your. It was people, you know, the neighbors walking it over. I would have been like, oh, thank you for walking it over. But instead I thought it was a delivery driver. And I was just waving through the window like, you're like, this is what.

[Amy]

I expect you to do?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So I just thought it was a delivery driver. Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

So was it the husband or the wife?

[Bobby Bones]

It was the husband. Is he large?

[Amy]

He looks like Ken.

[Bobby Bones]

Is he large?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was the husband.

[Amy]

He's very tall, fit, blonde.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because I then texted Kevin Klug, who's my trainer, who would train. Who trained them for a while. I was like, hey, if there's a large guy, tell him I didn't know he was a neighbor. And I wouldn't have just waved through the window like, hey, you're doing your job. I tipped you pretty well.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have, like, been like, hey, thanks for walking it over from the wrong house.

[Amy]

Yeah, they're really nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. What do you mean do with that?

[Amy]

I don't know. I'm saying. Look, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you said that with a guilt tone.

[Amy]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Did it.

[Amy]

That is your filter.

[Bobby Bones]

You should hang out with it. Yeah, no, I don't think.

[Amy]

Nobody's trying to. I mean, I just said, yeah, that tracks. That they would bring it over. Like, they're just so. You know, like, it's. You've got nice neighbors. That's. That's good to know.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it.

[Amy]

Like, wasn't guilting anything.

[Bobby Bones]

I love having nice neighbors. One of my favorite things about living here.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Just nice. I. But I. I don't think I would know them if they walked in, which is fine.

[Amy]

Well, now you would, because, you know, the delivery guy wasn't a delivery guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Was your neighbor. I was blurry.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. All you could tell is it was.

[Bobby Bones]

Just a really tall blonde. Is he blonde?

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Tall blonde guy. I'm sure they're really nice.

[Amy]

They are.

[Bobby Bones]

I just don't really hang out. She's not my thing. Yeah, I don't want to do anything. I want to hang out.

[Amy]

Yeah, they do a lot. What do you mean they hang out a lot? They do a lot. Like, they're.

[Bobby Bones]

See, we already don't match. Yeah, that's not.

[Amy]

She invited me to comedy show the other day, but I couldn't go.

[Bobby Bones]

But I was like, oh, my neighbor did who was doing the show.

[Amy]

I don't know. I'd have to look it up. I didn't know the. She just had an extra.

[Bobby Bones]

I get mad that I didn't get invited even.

[Amy]

No, I knew she was going with another friend that I know I hang out with more. That's. Anytime, actually, I'm hanging out with her. It's through that other friend. But she was like, hey, I was gonna hit you up because so and so is going with me to this, and I have an extra ticket if you want to go. And I.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they using you to get to me?

[Amy]

Me? No. I think Literally, if they wanted to get to you, they could just walk on over.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm kidding. Speaking of like shady stuff happening, Americans lost 241 million packages to Porch Pirates last year. Dan, that's a lot of stolen packages. And I'll do the thing where it's like, I don't get it, it's so many people, but that's a lot of people stealing packages. I wonder what percentage of those packages are open and people are actually excited about what's in there. Because I would assume most, when you steal stuff, you open it from Amazon or wherever, you're like, oh, paper towels, what am I gonna do with these? Yeah, that's gotta be most of it, right? Because most of the stuff that we order, just in general, it's not stuff that we're excited about getting, is stuff that we have to have. But $15.7 billion to porch pirates. 241 million stolen packages. It's average 65 bucks per person, on and on. I just can't imagine. 72% from Amazon UPS 31% FedEx, 30% UPS USPS 29PR Newswire.

[Amy]

Do you know who this comedian is? Jamie Wolf. That's who it was. I don't know either, but it was a zany's, you know, like the little.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the comedy place. Give me number six. Ray, I am just calling to ask why Lunchbox is so conceited. He's so into himself, he treats his wife like crap, it seems like. And just, just runs everything in his life that nobody even actually appreciates. I enjoy every aspect of the show except for when Lunchbox speaks. Have a great day. Thank you, Lunchbox. Anything you want to say to that?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's a great question. I don't think I'm conceited at all. I think, you know, it's just through life you have experiences like when people treat you a certain way, tell you you're really good looking, so you start to know, you know what? I am really good looking. You think you're really good at things and you happen to be really good at things and you happen to be super famous. People recognize you, you. I don't understand. I treat my wife fine. I give her a nice house, roof over her head. I get you three.

[Bobby Bones]

Get you give her that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I gave her three great children. I don't know how I treat her so bad. I mean, what is. She's not living in a cardboard box behind the 7 11. So what, what am I doing wrong? I don't really get it. So I Don't know what this guy's talking about. Maybe he's listening to a different show. But, yeah, when you are awesome, it's okay to be conceited. It's. That's the problem with people. Not enough people are awesome, so they don't understand what it's like to be awesome. So maybe that's why they're not conceited. I don't know. I just call it confidence. You call it conceited? Tomato, tomato, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's weird that he says he gives his wife a roof, that he gives his wife kids. I feel like she's involved in that too.

[Lunchbox]

All right, but I don't understand why. That's what I'm saying. He says I treat her so bad. Like, what is so bad about that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I don't think you understand the question. You said you give her a roof over her head.

[Amy]

Like, she could have gotten that. Like, obviously she needs a man to procreate in some way, shape or form, but she could have. It didn't have to be.

[Bobby Bones]

It didn't have to be you. Yeah, right.

[Amy]

And if she wasn't with you, she could get her own roof.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And she contribute. No. And she contributes to the house.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not like she's a charity case.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't say she doesn't contribute to the house. I mean, she does. She does some good laundry. She does cook and. And, you know, she folds the clothes and puts them away for the kids. And. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't understand his argument about I treat her so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if she didn't do that, you'd have to pay or you'd have to do it yourself. Yeah. Save money's made money.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. There would be issues.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

We.

[Bobby Bones]

We just.

[Lunchbox]

Like, if you didn't have food being cooked, I mean, that would be a problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Problem.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, how would we eat?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I think you're missing the point that I'm making. You're like, you do all this and you didn't say anything about what she does for you. That makes it equal. But the things that she's doing that you're listing is her doing things so you don't have to pay for it to be done. And save money is made money.

[Lunchbox]

No, I understand save money as made money. I totally get what you're saying, but yes. I mean, I'm not saying she. I never said she doesn't contribute. I never said that.

[Bobby Bones]

Who contributes more?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, definitely me.

[Bobby Bones]

Me.

[Lunchbox]

Definitely me.

[Bobby Bones]

Wouldn't you just say the contribution is different instead of more you?

[Lunchbox]

No, definitely more me.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're just, you're just talking about the financial part.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

What's more important?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I think that's different for everyone.

[Lunchbox]

No, I mean, because if you don't have financials, you can't have the roof over your head. If you don't have the financials, can't put gas in the car if you don't have the fin. I mean, I mean, the more money you have, the more. The more what you can have.

[Amy]

What does he even say?

[Lunchbox]

The more food you can have, the.

[Amy]

More money you have, the more roof you can have.

[Lunchbox]

That's 100% accurate.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a T shirt. The more money you have, the more.

[Amy]

Roof, the more roof you can have.

[Bobby Bones]

And there is some truth to that because you could actually buy a bigger house that takes more house to roof.

[Amy]

Yeah. Lunchbox. You also could just say like, hey, I'm not for everybody. But also to have people that, that you know, don't like you means you got people that really do. They really do like you.

[Lunchbox]

No, I just know that this guy's a loser. Obviously you don't like that.

[Amy]

Just be like, I guess I'm not for you.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, obviously he doesn't understand life and he's. He sucks and he does it.

[Bobby Bones]

Obviously. Obviously he sucks.

[Lunchbox]

You know what I mean? Like, you can obviously tell he doesn't have friends burn.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's not on the phone. It was just a voicemail. So it's really easy to talk crap to a voicemail.

[Amy]

I, I have a feeling though, if he was on the line, lunch be.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you said and then talk over him so the guy couldn't get in. Let me do another story. South Carolina Fire Department has been inundated with calls after a local couple set up a hyper realistic Halloween display. We were talking about this on the show last week. There's a creepy one near your house, but it's not a real one. There was a real one as well in the news where people like called. Right. Were you talking about that or just yours? Sam Lee and Amanda Riggins used bright yellow lights in each of the windows and had white, white smoke billowing from underneath to make it appear their two story house was going up in flames. Okay, this one's a little too realistic.

[Amy]

I mean, yeah, I'm not kind of crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen, like, you got like monsters hanging and yet they're in trees. And. And Amy had the creepy children in her neighborhood that weren't real. I have a headless horseman. Like all this stuff around.

[Amy]

The headless teddy bear.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. All that. I'm like, people need to relax when you got smoke in a house. It looks like it's on fire. That's. That's gonna cause a panic. It looks so realistic. You see it, like coming from the window. Would you think the house was on fire from a distance? Yes. Yeah, that one, man, I hate to be the guy that's like, that's too much. But I think that's too much because a house would catch on fire at any season. Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day. So you always call the fire department. This is not just a Halloween decoration. Dude, that's crazy. They would do that. That they turned on the display October 3rd, and that night, the local fire department received at least four calls reporting that house was on fire.

[Amy]

Yeah. If you're getting multiple calls, some people.

[Bobby Bones]

Even drove directly to the fire station after seeing the display. Say the house is on fire. Each time it happens, the fire department's forced to send a truck out to ensure the fire has not started. Because even if they knew it was fake, if they didn't go because let's say that actually caused a fire there. Let's say something about whatever that decoration is, like sparked and caught on fire. And the fire department's like, well, we're not going to go. We know it's not real. Well, it is real. The one time you don't go and the house burns up. So they have to go every single time. Quote, it's bad practice to not send a truck. Fire chief Russell Alexander explained if we get a call, we have to send someone no matter what. Dude, that's. Is it. Is it stupid, Mike? It's pretty stupid, but it's also, like, kind of clever. WYFF 4 with the story. Yeah. I'm not saying it doesn't look awesome or real, but I think to have a display that simulates your houses on fire, that feels very unsafe for everybody because every window is lit up orange and it looks like fire is just the entire house.

[Amy]

That's bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Fire is a tough one because that's real. Kids with chopped off teddy bear heads and headless horsemen, we know that's not real. Fires are real. Okay, cool. Let's go over and talk to Amanda, who is on the phone now. Hey, Amanda. Good morning.

[Amy]

Hey, good morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Amy]

Okay, so I have to share my Bad massage therapy experience.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

So I'm feel. I feel Abby's pain here.

[Bobby Bones]

So I.

[Amy]

My mom and I went to get a massage in Hot Springs for Mother's Day one year, and the whole time I was getting a massage, the lady was, like, sniffling, and, like, I was so terrified that she was gonna, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Drip snot on me, and then she.

[Amy]

Would stop a couple times and blow her nose. And then I was just, like, more grossed out. Like, okay, is she sanitizing, or is she just, like, pumping the lotion? Like, I've never been more stressed out leaving a massage than. Than that day.

[Bobby Bones]

That's very uncomfortable because I feel bad for her because she doesn't feel great, but she has to work because she has to pay the bills. I think there should probably be a thing where you're like, hey, welcome. I just want to make sure that everybody's safe. I'm gonna wear a mask. Not even about being sick. Like, I always wear a mask because I don't want to breathe. You have to come up with some sort of reason to make sure your snot doesn't drip and that you don't suck in all the time. Yeah, that's tough. That's tough for everybody, but, yeah, I can't imagine paying and then having to sit for 45, 60 minutes with somebody the whole time. Yeah, I do feel bad for the massage therapist, too. That is. That's a tough one. Thank you, Amanda. Thanks for the story. I hope. Did you ever go. Did you ever go back and get a good one?

[Amy]

Not to that place. I would be open to going back to that place, yes, but I've gone to other places.

[Bobby Bones]

I just looked to see the place you went to. It's called Sniffles.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Massages is where everybody has a special.

[Amy]

Part of the experience.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Amanda, have a great day. Let's go to Chuck in South Carolina, who is on. Hey, Chuck.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty studio. Hey, Pretty good, Chuck. What's going on with you? Oh, well, I got a. I got.

[Lunchbox]

A big question for Eddie. It seems like the Dallas Cowboys didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Do very good, which is normal for them, because I'm a big Eagles fan.

[Lunchbox]

Since I was nine years old. Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

And I hate the Cowboys. Lived in Texas for seven years and didn't get along very well down there.

[Eddie]

What's the point of your call, Chuck?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, How's Eddie feel about the Cowboys getting whooped?

[Eddie]

I mean, you know, it's just the season. I'm sitting here enjoying it. You know, they Lose, they win. They surprise me. Some weeks they do what I thought they would do. Some weeks it's just a regular season for us, man. We're probably not going to make the super bowl, so we're not going to win the super bowl this year. So. So here we are.

[Bobby Bones]

So the Eagles lost to the Giants.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Ask Chuck how they he feels. They got whooped.

[Eddie]

How do you feel, Chuck?

[Bobby Bones]

They did. They got whooped.

[Lunchbox]

I agree with that. I agree with that.

[Bobby Bones]

They had a bad day just like.

[Lunchbox]

Everybody else, but I just had to.

[Bobby Bones]

Rub it into Eddie. Yeah. Because my favorite team beat his favorite team. We were really at ends.

[Lunchbox]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why, since you're a lifetime fan, Carolina Panthers. Chuck.

[Eddie]

Chuck. I got a question for you guys. Like, why. Why are you guys so mean? Like, why are the Eagles fans so mean? Mean?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean me? Are you talking about when we threw snowballs at Santa Claus? Yeah, no batteries. Oh, yeah. You know what the media, you know what the media left out about that? They never showed the back of Santa Claus. He had a sign on his back said, go Giants. Oh, and I was at the game. What about when you throw batteries at people, though? I never did that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

But he threw. He threw the stuff at Santa Claus.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Chuck, I appreciate the call.

[Lunchbox]

Snowballs, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. You guys have a great day. You too, bud. Listen to you guys every day when.

[Lunchbox]

I'm mowing fairways on the golf course.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks, man. I appreciate that. See you later. All righty. Bye. Bye. Sarah's on. Let's go to Sarah in Florida. Hey, Sarah, you're on the show.

[Amy]

Morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Amy]

Well, first I want to say that I'm so happy that Abby had a great massage experience. That makes me happy. But I unfortunately had a really bad one. The last time I went, I was pregnant with my first son. And you know, there's hormones and so I had a little back knee on my back. And it wasn't like red or pus build or anything. It was just skin colored bumps. And my massage therapist, who I didn't realize at the time, was legally blind in both eyes and so she couldn't see it. And about five minutes into the massage, she said, is it okay if I wear gloves? And I was just mortified. And for the next 55 minutes, I could not enjoy it. And that was 16 years ago, and I've never went back since. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

I have thoughts. What if the massage therapist was like, blind? Like, you know, really blind, and they're feeling the back and it's bumps. I'm like, what if your back has like a racist message on it and brain?

[Eddie]

Oh, well, I didn't think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody ever would.

[Eddie]

Because I'm saying they're reading the back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. They're like rubbing it. They're like, what the.

[Eddie]

That's funny you thought about that.

[Amy]

You know, when you're lacking one sense, maybe her touch is really, you know, heightened.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So the bumps felt like overwhelming her race. Well, I don't know about that.

[Bobby Bones]

She was a minority and she's reading it.

[Amy]

She was over stimulated by it. So if she put gloves on it, it made it more bearable.

[Bobby Bones]

I want my massage therapist to be like my dentist. And I know they've seen a lot of gross, but I need them to act like my gross is like the least gross they've ever seen.

[Eddie]

Normal.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like, oh yeah, this is nothing. Even if it is even it. Because I have moles and I've had a bunch of them like burned off and I need them to be like moles. This is nothing.

[Eddie]

Actually.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a good back.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But every time they say that, like, oh man, you should see the one I saw last week. Like, are you the one they saw last week?

[Bobby Bones]

At one point I didn't go last week. Now if I did go last week, if they said, you know, over in room six, they told me about a guy who came here last week, I'm like, wait a second, I might have been room six. Yeah. Sarah, I'm sorry that happened to you. I can see where that would be bothersome. I appreciate you calling though.

[Amy]

All right, thanks guys. Have a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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