Morgan & Eddie’s Favorite Pastimes, Their Bet For Each Other, & Are They Childish?

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – “Morgan & Eddie’s Favorite Pastimes, Their Bet For Each Other, & Are They Childish?”

Date: January 17, 2026
Host: Morgan & Eddie (with producer/host tags used interchangeably)
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show – Best Bits, Part One

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Overview

This episode is a relaxed, playful conversation between Morgan and Eddie, two core members of the Bobby Bones Show, diving into their favorite hobbies, relationship quirks, culinary experiments, and “childish” traits. Intertwined are genuinely funny stories, relatable modern-life dilemmas, and a few lighthearted games. It’s equal parts wholesome and silly, offering a behind-the-scenes glimpse into their personalities.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Value of Weekends and Family Chaos

Timestamps: 00:13–04:23

• Eddie relishes weekends because they’re “fun chaos” compared to weekdays: family time, cooking, and games instead of practices or chores.
• “Let me smoke a pork butt...wake up, get my coffee, and I put a pork butt in and then watch some football.” – Eddie (01:06)
• Morgan jokes about not wanting to hear about pork butt details because she’s squeamish about eating animals.
• Parenting struggles: Eddie describes needing to have “real” talks with his wife by escaping to the car for privacy, prompting Morgan to suggest making that space into a surprise car-date.

2. Favorite Pastimes & Online Habits

Timestamps: 04:42–07:11

• Morgan’s favorite pastime: Not watching videos, but diving into comment sections on TikTok or Instagram for hilarious or wholesome comments.
  • Loves “this comment so I can come back” posts and always tries to help boost those comment likes.
  • “Half the time the comment section is better than the video.” – Morgan (05:21)
• Eddie agrees, admitting to seeking real advice in comment sections, but mostly finds jokes.

3. Culinary Adventures: Instagram & Pinterest Recipes

Timestamps: 07:13–13:34

• Morgan leans toward Pinterest for recipes (finds it more reliable), but has made a handful from Instagram, including blueberry Puppy Chow and vegan dips.
• Eddie tries viral Instagram recipes, with varied success:
  • Win: Frozen grapes, dipped in lime juice and Kool-Aid powder (“healthy warheads”).
  • Fail: Chicken wings in orange juice—too many flavors, a “bad chemistry.”
  • “It was so bad. Like it just tasted so bad. It was like bitter and gross and...I was so disappointed.” – Eddie (09:02)
• Both agree that simpler, fewer-ingredient recipes tend to be tastier.
• Eddie considers reviewing viral recipes on Instagram to save people from “trash recipes,” and Morgan encourages him to leave honest (but kind) feedback in comments.

4. Unusual Food Pairings & Acquired Tastes

Timestamps: 13:35–18:08

• Morgan reminisces about high school snacks (Cheez-Its with Nutella), and Eddie tells of chopping strawberries and pickles—surprisingly delicious.
• The coffee divide: Morgan wishes she liked coffee for the “coffee shop experience,” but cannot develop a taste for it, despite loving other acquired tastes like beer.
  • Eddie suggests trying a Cuban coffee (with evaporated milk) and references espresso martinis, leading to a “bet” that both will try each other’s drink by the next show.
  • “I have to try a Cubano or a Cuban coffee. You have to try an espresso martini.” – Morgan (17:54)

5. TV-Watching in Relationships: Cheating on Shows?

Timestamps: 18:40–24:50

• Morgan binges TV at impressive rates and worries how this will mesh now that she’s engaged.
  • Eddie admits watching shows without his wife feels like “cheating” but sometimes sees no choice when genres/tastes don’t align.
• They debate the etiquette of show-watching: Should couples always wait for each other? Is it OK to summarize shows or recommend them after the fact?
  • “Just communicate. And if you cheat on him or he cheats on you, then we have a problem...and we’re speaking solely about TV shows.” – Eddie (24:44)
• Stories of watching or discussing “must-see” movies with kids/family, the frustration of someone jumping ahead, and trying to share favorite shows.

6. Marvel Nerd-Out and Fandom Traditions

Timestamps: 25:01–28:06

• Both geek out about the upcoming “Avengers: Doomsday,” with Morgan excited to see Robert Downey Jr. return in a new role.
• Morgan always goes opening night and sometimes dresses up; she admits to having Black Widow and Captain Marvel costumes.
• Silly discussion on characters coming back in the “multiverse,” costumes, and running jokes with her fiancé, who can do a good Bane impression.

7. Are You Childish? Adulthood Quirks

Timestamps: 28:21–34:02

• Prompted by Morgan’s admission that she’s afraid of the dark, the duo trade “childish” secrets:
  • Morgan: “I do not like the dark. I cannot go into a dark place without some version of a light...”
  • Eddie: Still loves the humor of fart jokes (“If you don’t have a crowd, farting’s not funny”), and admits to childish dinner behavior with his sons.
• Eddie describes his son’s animal-like eating habit, worries about his future dates, and shares how their dinner table is a stage for silly behavior (much to his wife’s chagrin).

8. Wholesome Encounters & Relationship Gestures

Timestamps: 35:01–44:44

• Morgan shares a story about an older man in a Walmart parking lot who, upon seeing Morgan and her fiancé holding hands, called out: “We need more of that.”
  • They debate why public affection amongst couples isn’t as common, and Eddie admits hand-holding/cuddling decreases with relationship years.
  • The “double squeeze” is Eddie’s signature sign for ending hand-holding or cuddling.
• Conversation covers opening doors, little affectionate gestures, and the value of “whimsy” or romance as relationships evolve.
• They extend the “we need more of that” theme to acts of kindness, like returning carts or complimenting strangers, and express frustration when such gestures go unacknowledged.
  • “I can’t stand it when I hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you.” – Eddie (44:08)

9. Lighthearted Game: Ruin a Movie Title by Changing One Letter

Timestamps: 45:07–51:44

• Morgan proposes the game; first answers:
  • Eddie: “Forest Hump” (Forrest Gump), Morgan: “Forrest Lump”
  • “Jurassic Bark” (prehistoric dogs), “Clawshank Redemption,” “Star Bars,” “Stab Wars,” “Lord of the Dings/Sings/Blings,” etc.
• The two brainstorm silly movie title variations, riffing on the original’s plots in absurd directions.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Let me smoke a pork butt...wake up, get my coffee, and I put a pork butt in and then watch some football.” – Eddie (01:06)
• “Half the time the comment section is better than the video.” – Morgan (05:21)
• “It was so bad. Like it just tasted so bad. It was like bitter and gross and...I was so disappointed.” – Eddie on Instagram chicken wings (09:02)
• “If you don’t have a crowd, like, farting’s not funny. Like, you know, like, you need a crowd... My crowd of four immature kids and farting. And every time someone farts, they laugh.” – Eddie (30:43)
• “We need more of that.” – Older man to Morgan and fiancé holding hands (37:04)
• “I can’t stand it when I hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you.” – Eddie (44:08)
• “Forest Hump.” – Eddie, ruining Forrest Gump for the game (45:19)

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Structural Breakdown with Timestamps

• Weekend and Family Life: 00:13–04:23
• Favorite Pastimes/Comment Sections: 04:42–07:11
• Cooking Instagram/Pinterest Recipes: 07:13–13:34
• Weird Food Combos & Coffee Aversion: 13:35–18:08
• TV-Show “Cheating” in Couples: 18:40–24:50
• Marvel & Fandom Talk: 25:01–28:06
• Childish Traits and Family Mischief: 28:21–34:02
• Kindness & Affection in Society: 35:01–44:44
• Silly Movie Title Game: 45:07–51:44

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Warm, candid, and light-hearted, with playful ribbing and affection between co-hosts.
• A blend of wholesome nostalgia (“my dad’s stage”), honest modern challenges (balancing binge-watching and couple time), and “grown-up kids” mischief.

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For Listeners:

This episode is a cozy, relatable peek into the real lives of the Bobby Bones Show’s personalities, perfect for anyone who enjoys light banter about relationships, quirky habits, food experiments, and the odd silly game. It’s packed with laughs, a dash of sentiment, and plenty of “that’s so me” moments.

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Transcript

[A]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[B]

Guaranteed Human the Best bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one. Behind the scenes with a member of the show.

[A]

We've made it to the weekend. It's Saturday, it's Best Bits, and Eddie is joining me. What's up, Eddie?

[B]

Saturday, the weekend's here.

[A]

We finally made it. We did working to live instead of living to work.

[B]

Dude, I live for the weekend. Like, I really do. And it's not just work, it's just life, you know, like life every day is just non stop. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then.

[A]

But isn't it non stop on the weekend still, kids?

[B]

It's more fun. Like, there's games, not practices.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, and you don't have to.

[A]

Work as much, so the timeline is a little bit better. So you're not totally stressed.

[B]

Yes. And then, like, cooking, you know, for the family is like, oh, we got to cook. Like, okay, you're taking the kid to the practice. So I got to stay back and cook. And I'm not done with my work yet. And like, it's just a lot of that where the weekend is like, I love to cook, so I'm like, let me smoke a pork butt.

[A]

You know, you have time to cook, you have time to do leisurely activities.

[B]

Wake up, get my coffee, and I put a pork butt in and then watch some football.

[A]

I need you to stop saying pork butt.

[B]

You want.

[A]

It feels weird.

[B]

You want a fun fact about pork butt?

[A]

Not particularly, but I feel like you're going to give it to me anyway.

[B]

Okay, so it's called pork butt. Boston pulled pork. I can barely see you.

[A]

But the mic keeps moving on. Eddie, welcome to behind the Scenes.

[B]

Okay, so, so, like, it's called a pork butt. You know, pulled pork. You ever heard of pulled pork?

[A]

Yes, I have.

[B]

You've never had it.

[A]

I've never had it.

[B]

You don't eat that. But it's called a pork butt. B U T T. But it's really the shoulder of the pig.

[A]

See, but then you're starting to talk about, like, the different things you're eating, and then that just grosses me out because it's just. And then I get sad because it's an animal.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That poor pig that had a great life and a mom and a dad somewhere. See, I told you not to go down this.

[B]

I don't think. Do they have relationships with their dads?

[A]

Yes. Pigs are actually really smart. Pigs are almost as smart as dogs, if not smarter.

[B]

Yeah. But no one. They know where their dad is.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like I feel like the dad just kind of like does thing and then.

[A]

Goes anyways to another page. Glad you have your weekends that are leisurely.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And you get to enjoy yourself one day. You'll miss it, I think all, all the craziness and chaos.

[B]

That's what they say. But I'm looking forward to it.

[A]

So you, you're like, speed up time, dude.

[B]

People are always like, you're like Adam.

[A]

Sandler and you'd hit the button and click the fast forward button where he has the remote. Have you not seen click before?

[B]

Yeah, a long time ago though.

[A]

Okay, so click where he can fast forward through all the mundane stuff that he doesn't want to listen to when his wife nags at him or when the kids are being crazy. Yes, you would hit the fast forward button.

[B]

Not really. No. I, I, I love that I'm in it. Like, I, this is fine. This is my life right now and it's fine and I enjoy it. Yes, it's hard or whatever, but like, I'm going to need these memories and it's going to be cool to look back on. But like, no, I'm not going to miss it. I don't think.

[A]

Okay, fair.

[B]

They're going to miss it.

[A]

Like, yeah, don't fast forward yet.

[B]

Like, I'm ready to hang out. My wife.

[A]

Yeah, you miss her.

[B]

See each other, you know, but we don't really, like, talk. There is no talking. Like, because there's always a kid around. So like, if we have to talk about, talk if we have to talk about something, sitting. Oh, but by that time where everyone's like, we're so, we're exhausted.

[A]

So what do you guys do if you have time?

[B]

We have to go to the car.

[A]

Go sit out there.

[B]

Like, hey, I need to talk to you about something. Like, and no interruptions. Can like, let's go sit in the car.

[A]

Have you ever hear me out because I think your wife would love this and you should do this for her.

[B]

A date?

[A]

No, like, just if the kids are all playing games, they're old enough at this point. But one time, pick up some food on the way home, have it sitting in the car, put the seats down and like, put a blanket out and you guys can just go sit out there and eat some food together while the kids are inside.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

Cause like, if the car is your guys kind of safe space to have.

[B]

Conversations, it's just for us so they won't hear our conversations. Like, if we're talking about them, we don't Want to, like, you know, be talking out loud around all the kids. So, like. But I mean, it lasts about two minutes before there's a.

[A]

Yes, but like, can I have a bowl of cereal?

[B]

Yes. Just get whatever you want.

[A]

Fine. But you can go in and tell the kids, hey, give us 30 minutes and you guys go out there and sit in the car and have like a little date.

[B]

We never come out.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, that's fine.

[B]

Or we just drive somewhere, but you.

[A]

Can have everything out there for her ready and you guys just sit and go and I think she would love that.

[B]

That's kind of cool. That's fun.

[A]

A cute little surprise.

[B]

Yeah, that's fun. I like that.

[A]

To go along with your guys theme, one of my favorite things is coming up with date ideas that fit into people's lives. I love doing that. Like what your lifestyle is and what it looks like. Let me figure out how to maneuver something for you.

[B]

That's cool. Maybe you should be like one of those, like, life coaches, you know, where.

[A]

Like, everybody's a life coach.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

We don't need that. Okay, what is your current favorite pastime? You just talked about all the things that you can't, you know, don't have time for a bunch. But we need you have some pastime because let me tell you what. What got me on this. Yeah, we love to watch the comment section of videos. Like, it is my favorite thing in the world. When I go watch a video, I watch it for about 20 seconds and then I go immediately to the comments.

[B]

Because they're starting to get really funny.

[A]

Oh, they're not starting to. They've been funny. Especially on TikTok.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This has been a thing. The comment section has been a thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's what's funny about the comments. It's always people who don't really care to be seen or anything. But they're so hilarious.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they. There's. The comments are just so quick and I wish I could come up with them.

[B]

Yeah. Way better than the video.

[A]

Half the time the comment section is better than the video.

[B]

What's stupid is like, I'll see a video of like, you know, this guy. Did you know that every. Every dishwasher has this? And if you don't clean it out. Well, whatever, like, whatever. Those videos.

[A]

Another thing you need to clean.

[B]

Right? Like one of those things. Whatever. And then like, you look at it and you're like, I wonder if that's true. And so I go to the comment section to look for that Comment where, like, that's actually not true. I'm a dishwasher repairman. But you never get that. You never get that. You always just get jokes. I have to go through a hundred jokes before I can get to someone serious.

[A]

Also, because they'll say it's really funny. Because people pretend to be, like, an expert, and you can tell they're pretending.

[B]

Right.

[A]

They'll be like, well, no, I am a specialist in the water company, and I would like to tell you that that is actually very true and make sure you do this. But they're not being honest. It's not a true thing. Or they'll be like. Or like, making a further joke line where they're like, I am a specialist when it comes to hard water on certain surfaces, and you may not use metal or, like, something like that comment. But all of those are hilarious. But my favorite comment, and it's a little bit more wholesome than the funny side is people will comment on, like, a cool video or something that they love to see that made them feel a certain way.

[B]

And.

[A]

And they'll say, like, this comment. So I can always come back to this. And I love to find those comments and like it. Every single time, I will go through a comment section to find the one person who needed that video in that moment and wants to be reminded of whatever the message was. And so I. I'm always a person helping add to their, like, count. I'm like, oh, come back in two weeks and I'll see. It's like, four weeks ago or whatever. I'm like, here you go, buddy.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

It's my favorite pastime.

[B]

That is kind of fun. Like, that is fun. Cause we do waste a lot of time, like, watching videos or whatever. But, like, you're not watching videos. You're reading the comments section.

[A]

Yeah, it feels more. A little bit more productive. Yeah. Like, I'm helping somebody feel a little bit better in that day that maybe they needed it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's my current pastime.

[B]

Are you a big cook from Instagram? Like, if you see something on Instagram, you're going to.

[A]

I really still like Pinterest. I like looking on Pinterest because I feel like it's more catered to recipes and stuff like that. But I save a lot of recipes on Instagram, and if I. I'll remember different ones. I'm like, ooh, this will be a good moment to try that. And I'll try certain things.

[B]

Like, what's your success rate on those?

[A]

I've probably Only made about five. I've made. I made blueberry puppy chow one time.

[B]

Puppy Chow for your dog?

[A]

No, like, have you ever had Puppy Chow? The. With the Chex mix and the peanut butter and the powdered sugar.

[B]

Oh, that's what that's called?

[A]

Yeah, Puppy Chow.

[B]

Okay. I didn't know that.

[A]

Some people call it Muddy Buddies.

[B]

It's like a holiday treat.

[A]

Yeah, most of the time.

[B]

So.

[A]

So I made that, but instead of with Chex, I made it with blueberries. Supposed to be a healthier snack.

[B]

That's kind of cool.

[A]

It was yummy. It was just really messy. More than anything. I did the three ingredient protein bagels. Those were amazing.

[B]

Oh, I've seen those.

[A]

Uh huh. Those came out perfect. I love the taste of those.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And then I also did a dip, the viral dip of the. And I did it vegan, actually I did vegan bores and cheese with fig jam and pistachios and honey as a dip.

[B]

That sounds good.

[A]

And it was. Smash it every time.

[B]

I always feel like the easier ones are the ones that work.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Three ingredient. Do this in five minutes and it's. You'll change your life. Right. Like those like, are good.

[A]

Have you done any of them?

[B]

I've done so many. And like, I didn't. The reason I bring it up, because I did one last night and I was looking, I was looking forward forward to it so much. It was, it was chicken wings, but cooked in orange juice.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And so it's supposed to kind of be like an orange chicken glazed chicken wing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And like I was so excited, but it was so bad. Like it just tasted so bad. It was like bitter and gross and like, and I was so disappointed. And I feel like I've had a handful of those where like, it looks good, but once you make it, it's not good.

[A]

See, and that's hard because since I don't eat meat, I don't know what that ratio is. With meat things, I feel like meat's harder to do better on.

[B]

Meat's probably harder, but I really think it comes down to less ingredients. Like this one took so long and it took 20 ingredients. It was just like a process.

[A]

When you do chicken wings like that, are you like breading the chicken wings yourself or you just buy chicken wings?

[B]

No, you just buy chicken wings. Right? Like, and you put it in a skillet and you cook it. Like you would just be pan frying it, but instead of putting oil in there, you put orange juice and it just kind of keeps that orange flavor. It's supposed to, like, go into the meat. Soak into the meat.

[A]

Okay. But it didn't.

[B]

I could definitely taste the orange. I did, but there was something in there. There was ketchup, mustard, honey, paprika, salt, pepper, garlic, soy sauce. No, I'm telling you, that's eight. And that's orange juice. Like, that's nine ingredients. And something didn't mix, right.

[A]

Yeah, well, because you have too many flavors happening there.

[B]

That's totally what I think. And I was like, oh, man. It was just this bad chemistry of, like, too much.

[A]

Okay, so you're telling me your Instagram ones have been fails?

[B]

Not all of them. I did one. I did one. That was somewhat recently. The grapes with, like. Bobby was talking about it this week.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're the. Well, riot fruit is riot fruit.

[B]

This is homemade riot fruit, basically.

[A]

Okay, so like, sugar or a sour something on them.

[B]

This is where you get a grape. You freeze it, and then you put lime juice in a bowl, dip the frozen grape in the lime juice, and then put it in Kool Aid. Like, whatever flavor koolaid you want. And it's like a sour. It's like a sour candy.

[A]

But it's supposed to be healthier because it's grape.

[B]

Yes. And there's no sugar in just the Kool Aid powder.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

That's just flavoring.

[A]

Did you like it?

[B]

Yeah, it was great. Great snack. And the kids liked it. It was like a little, like. Like, not a Sour Patch Kid, but one of the. What do you call it? Warheads. Oh, yeah. It was like a healthy warhead because it was fruit, not candy fruit.

[A]

So did you do multiple different Kool Aids or just one flavor?

[B]

I just did one. And, like, you know, if we go down the road and want to do it again, like, we probably try a new one, but you could do different.

[A]

You could set out a whole spread and you have, like. You know how you used to do with warheads? You stick it in your mouth and see who, like, not make a face the longest.

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

You could do that with the different grape flavors.

[B]

Yes, we just totally do that.

[A]

Yeah, that would be fun. So that was good. Your pastime is cooking things from Instagram?

[B]

I mean, yeah, I mean, yes, that's. I just look forward to that cooking.

[A]

Or finding a recipe and trying to.

[B]

Do it, finding new recipes and trying to do it. I really want to get on Instagram and, like, review someone else's recipe.

[A]

You should do that.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

People do it all the time.

[B]

I know. I've seen it and I think that'd be fun because there's so many trash recipes that, like, I will be saving a lot of people a lot of time. Like, don't try this.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And listen, like this one, I would just be like, ah, there's something that's not mixing. Don't waste your time. It took me 45 minutes to make this.

[A]

Or you could be the hero in the comment section. Be like, I did this. Do not waste your time. And write, write reviews in the comments of those videos.

[B]

That's cool too.

[A]

Less kindly. Kindly.

[B]

Not going to be mean.

[A]

Yeah, but you could be like, hey, listen, there's something off of this. I wouldn't really spend the time with it.

[B]

I want to go back. You know what? I haven't looked at the comments section of that video. I want to go back and look.

[A]

And you should just. Pro tip, moving forward, always check the comment section before you do a rest.

[B]

I know, I know.

[A]

Because most of the time there's always somebody who's tried it.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And they've come back and they've done that. So now you can start being the hero in the comment section.

[B]

And it's tricky too, because, like, it's Instagram. Right. Like, it may look good, but doesn't mean it's going to taste good.

[A]

Well, and because some of these people are, have been cooking and maybe that's their full time job and they spend all the time doing it. And cooking is an art. Cooking, baking, it's all an art.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You have to find things that mix in the right capacity. And I always applaud people who are able to create new recipes. Like, I just mimic recipes. I don't really create them without. Like, I'll find one and then turn it into my own.

[B]

It takes time. It takes time to do that. Like, I've done that before, but it's taken like, ooh, let me add this to something. I've been cooking for years, you know, and then you discover like, ooh, wow, this is cool. Like, I just discovered something.

[A]

Yep. But then there's people out there who come up with a new one every day.

[B]

I know, I know.

[A]

And so that's why I'm like, okay, well, this is where, like, that's their whole job. So maybe they're doing something that I'm not doing. I missed a piece.

[B]

But I also think that people are coming up with crazy recipes just to be different. And it.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

It doesn't taste good.

[A]

You know what's a crazy Thing that does go good together, and it's Cheez its and Nutella. I haven't ate it for a really long time, but it used to be one of my favorite sacks when I was in high school.

[B]

Yeah, that doesn't sound like it would go together, but yeah, I bet that's good.

[A]

Really good. Like prime sweet, salty treat.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I love sweet salty.

[B]

I. I was. Okay. I was eating. It was something that was very vinegary. Like, it was, like, too vinegary. I don't remember what it was. Maybe a pickle or something. And I put, like, a strawberry. Like. No, I mixed strawberries and pickles together. I think it's what I did.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And, like, it was delicious.

[A]

Were the strawberries pickly, or were the pickles strawberry?

[B]

No, they were both. They were both themselves, and it was.

[A]

They had a different flavor.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Pickle and strawberry. Yeah.

[A]

I'm trying. I'm trying to picture this.

[B]

What does the strawberry taste like?

[A]

It's sweet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It has a little tartness to it. It's sweet.

[B]

Straw sweet. Yes. And the pickle is just straight up salty. Yeah. So that salty sour with sweet was really, like, surprisingly good.

[A]

So would you take a bite of the strawberry and a bite of the pickle?

[B]

No, I'm. I chopped them all up and put them in, like, a bowl.

[A]

Oh, like a little strawberry pickle salsa.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And then just, like, you know, just take a spoonful and eat it.

[A]

Gonna have to try that. Cause I like both of those.

[B]

Yeah, I know. Things that you wouldn't think would go together, you know?

[A]

And this also brings me to another point because I would love. I get to see people all the time, and they're going to their cute little coffee shops, and they go to new cities and they go, try new coffee. And I'm so sad because I don't like the taste of coffee. I hate the taste of coffee. Hate it. And I would love to convince my body to like the taste of coffee.

[B]

So, like, this is hard because coffee has its own taste, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, coffee tastes like coffee. It's everything that's put into the coffee that makes people like coffee for different reasons. Like, my son, he hated coffee, but once we loaded it with sugar and cinnamon and chocolate, he was like, I love coffee. And he drinks it all the time now. So, like. Like, if you want coffee, you can have coffee. Just drown it in whatever flavors you like.

[A]

Yeah, but see, then that's like. I see the people and they go. And they get their cute little lattes. I want to, like, A latte.

[B]

Did you ever drink. Did you ever not drink beer?

[A]

Yeah. And that's why I say, like, I acquired those tastes.

[B]

Do you drink beer now?

[A]

Yeah, it's not my favorite thing.

[B]

Yeah, but you drink beer, and sometimes it's like, oh, this is a good beer, right?

[A]

Yeah, but, like, what's crazy is I'll go with my friends everywhere. And obviously, espresso martinis have been popular for, like, the last two years. Every time I go somewhere, somebody orders an espresso martini.

[B]

I've never had that.

[A]

Oh, you would love it. You love coffee.

[B]

Yeah. I've never had that, though, because I don't like martinis.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. No, we.

[B]

It's not the same.

[A]

Something has to be done for you for this.

[B]

Let's make it right now. Bring it in.

[A]

You would.

[B]

Saturday. Let's go, baby.

[A]

This would change your life.

[B]

An espresso martini. Yeah.

[A]

You love coffee. You love alcohol.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Put them together.

[B]

But again, pickles and strawberries. I've never thought about putting those together.

[A]

I know, but now. Oh, my gosh. I cannot believe, like, you of all people.

[B]

I've heard of Kahlua.

[A]

I love Kahlua.

[B]

Right. That's a coffee. Espresso flavored alcohol.

[A]

Yeah, it's more like creamy.

[B]

Yeah. Has a little bit more Bailey's. I've had Bailey's.

[A]

Yeah, okay. But.

[B]

Okay, I'm.

[A]

Hey, this has to be rectified.

[B]

I am not fighting this. Bring it on. Bring it on.

[A]

From someone who, like, doesn't like those drinks. Right. But this is the thing. I'll go with them to places, and every time I see, I'm like, dang, that looks so good. Let me have a sip of it. And every single time, I'm like, that's disgusting.

[B]

Because your mind thought it was going to be something else.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Don't let your mind think it's going to be something else. Just take it for what it is. Have you ever. Have you ever had a Cuban coffee?

[A]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

Okay, so like, a Cuban coffee is like coffee. Regular brewed coffee, but with, like, steamed milk.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No, no, not steamed milk. I'm sorry. Evaporated milk.

[A]

Oh, really? Okay. Evaporated milk is very creamy.

[B]

It's very. It's different. And it's so good. I think it's called, like, down the street where we used to work, like, what's that place called? The well.

[A]

Yeah. There's a coffee shop right there.

[B]

The well would have it. It's called Different Things sometimes. Sometimes called The Cubano. Sometimes it's just Cuban coffee, sometimes it's Cuban espresso. Okay, whatever. But like, that one I think you would like.

[A]

Okay, so we both have a mission before next best bits.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I have to try a Cubano or a Cuban coffee.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You have to try an espresso martini.

[B]

I feel like I should. We should just bring each other one. Like, I feel like I should bring you a Cuban coffee.

[A]

Yeah. But I'm gonna have to take you somewhere to have. There's the one of the best places in town for an espresso martini. According to all my friends, it's called the Henry.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I've heard of the Henry.

[A]

And I feel like we have to take you there to have this happen. And we totally can.

[B]

We can tell Henry. Is it close to here?

[A]

It's like it's in 12 south area.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

One day, what we should do, we'll do a little video series.

[B]

Okay. 12 South. I think La La Land has the Cuban coffee.

[A]

Okay, we'll do both. And we'll do a series. And I have.

[B]

You're gonna get me the espresso and martini, and I'm gonna get you the Cuban.

[A]

Yes. So we can both have a. Change our lives.

[B]

We're both gonna be like.

[A]

And I hope that's what happens. Honestly, I really do it pro. I need some advice right now, Eddie, because I. What is the show ratio for how many shows you watch alone versus with your wife?

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Because I'm now in this new area of my life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you know me, I love a binge.

[B]

Yes, you do binge quickly. I think you are unhealthily. I think you unhealthy. Healthily. Live a life where you watch maybe too much tv.

[A]

I love tv.

[B]

Yeah, I know. And don't take this the wrong way. Don't get offended by this.

[A]

I'm not offended.

[B]

I just think compared to the normal person, you quadruple the amount of TV a normal person consumes.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

Not a bad thing, not a good thing. It's just how you live your life.

[A]

It's probably a bad thing.

[B]

I think when you're getting in a serious. Oh, you're in a serious relationship, you're engaged.

[A]

There's no go back.

[B]

This is a very serious relationship. You're gonna have to reevaluate certain things.

[A]

And this is what I'm having to evalu in this moment.

[B]

I know. Okay. So you're asking me, the married man for 20 years, how we do that.

[A]

And Obviously there's going to be a little bit of wiggle room because I do consume more than normal person. So I'm a little bit different in that aspect.

[B]

I'm going to tell you it's going to feel weird. It feels like I'm cheating on my wife sometimes because there's a show like say his and Hers. Right, his and Hers. It's different, it's crime related. Um, it's like, I don't know, a better example. The Perfect Neighbor. Have you seen that one?

[A]

Yes, I have.

[B]

Okay. I haven't seen that one yet. But I'm going to watch it on my own because I, I, I don't know what it's about. From the preview that I've watched, it's a lady that calls the cops a thousand times on these kids. Neighborhood kids. Right.

[A]

And it's all police cam footage.

[B]

Yes. And something bad happens and I'm assuming something bad happens with the kids. And my wife would never in a million years want to watch that. Never. If a kid gets hurt, if a kid gets murdered, she will never ever want her eyes to see that because she can't handle it. I, on the other hand, man, that tease got me. That preview is like, you're interested, you're in. I want to know what happens. So I will watch that. If I get home, like say 2 o' clock and my wife's not there and I know that she's going to get home at like 3:30 after she picks up the kids. I got an hour and a half.

[A]

To watch that and that's when you'll watch it.

[B]

And as soon as I hear the garage door open, it's like I look for the remote and like turn it off.

[A]

You feel like you're doing something bad.

[B]

I do, I do. It's a weird feeling to watch a show without your spouse or just because like, and it's not you're hiding anything. You just know that she wouldn't ever want to watch that. So like, it's my thing.

[A]

Well, and see, this is where I'm more in a rock and a hard place because my fiance would watch most things.

[B]

But there are some things that he wouldn't want to watch, right?

[A]

Not really. I mean, he grew up with two sisters, his mom, he watched everything.

[B]

So like, so why do you want to watch things on your own? Well, just because you want to watch.

[A]

Four hours by myself at home before he gets home from work, when we get done with work and I'm working. But like, I want to do something when I'M sitting there most of the time. That's just lay on the couch and do nothing.

[B]

So are you. Were you more concerned that you are going to, like, he's going to slow you down.

[A]

Yeah. Tell them that you're going to.

[B]

You're. You're slowing me down, bro.

[A]

Like, I like to watch. I like to know things that are happening.

[B]

I'm understanding. I'm understanding. And when you see a show come out, you want to watch it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You know, wait tomorrow. You want to wait till tomorrow? You want to watch it now.

[A]

Exactly. I just.

[B]

I don't want to live your life. Live your life.

[A]

I know I have, but then I get like. Like, I just watched a show called Ripple, and I'm obsessed with it. It was so good. And I finished watching. I was like, dang, I really wish I could talk to him about that, but I watched it without him.

[B]

Yeah, I've been in that situation too, you know? Yeah. But sometimes my wife wants to hear about it, you know? She'll be like, all right, tell me about the perfect neighbor. Like, and then I'll be like, oh, it's crazy. This happened. Like, I was watching one recently called Cocaine Quarterback.

[A]

Cocaine Quarterback.

[B]

Cocaine Quarterback.

[A]

Is it a quarterback that does cocaine?

[B]

Well, he's not a quarterback, but he's a quarterback for the cocaine. But he was a football player.

[A]

Oh, okay, okay. I was like, where's the football?

[B]

He was a football player. And, like. And my wife didn't want to watch it. It's a sports documentary. Football player gone wrong. Like, starts football player becomes kingpin. Drug kingpin. Okay, okay. And I'm like, I'm all about it. I love it. And she's like, I'm not gonna watch this with you. But, like, what happens? Like, tell me. And I'd watch an episode and be like, it's getting crazy. This is happening. This is happening. And then she's cool with it, and then she's just like, I don't care to watch it.

[A]

My fiance is the same way. He'll still listen, and he will. Like, if I'm in the middle of something, he'll come in and just watch whatever's on and, like, take part in it.

[B]

He just wants to hang out with you.

[A]

Yeah, but. So that's why I'm trying to find my middle ground of, like, I want to enjoy all of that with him, but I also don't want to be slowed down on my binge.

[B]

Do you? Man, you've been full speed movie W watcher for so long. Just do You. And if it becomes a problem, he'll tell you.

[A]

That's true. He tells.

[B]

And he's not. I don't think it's going to become a problem.

[A]

No, there may be.

[B]

I think the only time it will become a problem, and this is where it's become a problem in our. Our family, is that when I say, like, I want to watch this show, I can't wait. It comes out, like, next in two weeks, and then I forget about it. And then she watches it and I'm just like, what the. Hey, what the. We talked about this.

[A]

Like, yeah, that one would make me a little mad.

[B]

I wanted to watch this together, you know? Or like, my son. Ooh, my son is making me so mad lately. Because there are. There's a whole list of movies that I'm. Like, these movies you have to watch.

[A]

Like, a lot of your favorites.

[B]

Favorites. Shawshank, Redemption, Days of Confused, like, whatever. Like, you know, just like Almost Famous, Good Will Hunting, like, those kinds of movies. Because he loves movies. Then he'll come down and be like, dad, I watch Pulp Fiction. I'm like, dude, that list is for us to watch. I wanted to watch Pulp Fiction with you. You know, he's just like, oh, sorry, I already watched it.

[A]

See, so you're seeing the other side, and I don't ever want somebody to feel on that other side.

[B]

Right. Just communicate. Just communicate. And if you. And if you cheat on him or he cheats on you, then we have.

[A]

A problem and we're speaking solely about TV shows.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

[A]

I did make him watch paradise because I had watched it before we had met.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's coming out with a season two. And I was like, I am not waiting to watch this episode.

[B]

Let's go get to it.

[A]

Yeah, he did. He did. On a vendor for me.

[B]

For you.

[A]

He loved it. It's one of the best shows. You watched paradise too, didn't you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's coming out in, I don't know, a month or so.

[B]

Okay, see, I'm not gonna tell my wife that.

[A]

So you're just gonna tell her when it comes out?

[B]

I'm just gonna. Mental note it comes out. And when it does come out, I wanna say, hey, it's out. Let's watch it.

[A]

Okay. So she won't watch it without you.

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

See, I knew this was a thing. And I also am really excited. Obviously, I don't wanna speed up life or anything, but Avengers, Doomsday comes out of December of this year. And so I'm really geeking out to watch that movie.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, there's so many.

[B]

I know, but. Doomsday.

[A]

Doomsday.

[B]

What's this about?

[A]

There's a lot of them coming back, and Robert Downey Jr. Is already confirmed to come back. He's no longer Iron Man.

[B]

But I thought Endgame was Endgame.

[A]

It was like, that was.

[B]

That was the end of the game.

[A]

That was the end of that series. Part of Multiverse, of this one. And then they continued on. And there's been different levels of different things that have happened.

[B]

People. Yeah, different.

[A]

But there's a lot of people coming back for Avengers. Doom. Doomsday. Because it's a different unit. We're in a different universe now, so.

[B]

So when, like, a superhero dies. Yeah. They just come back because, like, it's another universe.

[A]

The right amount of money, I suppose it's kind of where we're at.

[B]

Okay. Because I've seen some, like, pop up, and I just, like, I thought they died. Oh, well, whatever. Yeah.

[A]

No, like, they do technically their character in some way, but they. Especially in a Marvel or a Star wars real, you're in different. You can be like, we're in a multiverse.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Situation.

[B]

And they're superheroes, which they're, you know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do they really die?

[A]

But there was a whole scene of, like, Robert Downey Jr. Dying, obviously. And eventually Endgame happened over 10 years ago.

[B]

Spoiler alert.

[A]

That's over 10 years ago.

[B]

Spoiler alert. Morgan, you can't say stuff like that.

[A]

That was over 10 years ago. I thought we said 10 years.

[B]

I don't know. I wouldn't say it.

[A]

Okay, I'll have Kevin bleep whatever I just said. Can't let that get out there into the universe. But yeah, so he's in Avengers Doomsday, but not as Iron Man.

[B]

Okay, well, so what's happening? What's he at? Oh, Stark.

[A]

No, he's not Tony Stark.

[B]

He's not Tony Stark.

[A]

He's the main villain from what we've seen in all the trailers and teases.

[B]

So he's not Iron Man.

[A]

He's not Iron man at all.

[B]

So we have to watch. Wait, wait a sec. So we have to watch a whole movie with someone who used to be Iron man, but now he's someone else.

[A]

Yeah. And see, this is why I'm so. I really want to see it because I'm so curious how it's going to play out.

[B]

Are you a theater person? Yeah.

[A]

For Marvel movies, I always go to the Thursday Night, premiere of that week.

[B]

Always the Thursday night. Because you get dressed up.

[A]

Why don't you get it?

[B]

Don't do it.

[A]

I would love to sometime, but I just don't want to spend money on costumes and stuff.

[B]

Well, after, you know, you just have to buy it one time and then you can re wear it.

[A]

I do have a Black Widow one and a Captain Marvel one.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

That I wore for Halloween.

[B]

Wear it to the movie theater. Your fiance would be like, what?

[A]

He's a nerd.

[B]

Like, reason don't want to marry her.

[A]

Honestly, he probably like, okay, let me get my cape.

[B]

Let's go. He has his own cape.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's. He's like, you know why Iron Man's not in this movie? Because I am Iron Man.

[A]

He what? He does a really good Bane voice.

[B]

Does he?

[A]

Really good Bane impression. Do you know who I'm talking about?

[B]

I know Bane. Yeah. He sounds like he's talking to a tin can. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm not sure what that was.

[B]

I don't know. I am Bane.

[A]

Tom Hardy, what is the most childish thing about you?

[B]

The most childish thing about me? You know.

[A]

You know where this came from? I'm still scared of the dark.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I do not like the dark. I cannot go into a dark place without some version of a light, and it sends chills up my spine.

[B]

Because you think something's gonna get you.

[A]

Somebody's gonna break in at that moment or something's gonna happen, a spider's gonna pop out and bite me. Or if I'm out, like, I can't walk past 5 o' clock now because it's dark outside at night. Yeah. Because there's not a lot of street lights.

[B]

That's different. I understand that. Going outside in the dark, that's scary.

[A]

That. Right? It's scary. But, like, even inside, there's always a light on Inside.

[B]

I'm inside. I feel pretty safe.

[A]

You know, my little outlets have lights on them on the bottom that, like, motion sensor.

[B]

That's pretty childish.

[A]

I know, but.

[B]

But, you know, have you ever tried to walk from one part of your house to the other with all the lights off or blindfolded?

[A]

You know, I haven't, but now I would like to.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. You all should do that. So, like, you. You and your fiance should play a game where you go, like, start in your bedroom and you go like, all right, go to the kitchen and get me a glass of water blindfolded.

[A]

Have you done this before?

[B]

Oh, yeah, we do it all the time.

[A]

Seriously? This is a game in your house?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I've been doing that since I was a kid. Like, let me see if I can get to the bathroom. And you can do it with my eyes closed. I won't blindfold myself, but I'll, like, trust my. You know, I'm in control of my own eyes. So I close my eyes. I'm like, all right. I start feeling the walls and. Oh, yeah, I've done that. Like, if I didn't have any legs, could I get to, like.

[A]

You just scoot on your butt?

[B]

Yes, I just kind of scoot myself. That's kind of weird.

[A]

You still do this as an adult?

[B]

No, I haven't done it in a long time. But I remember being like, as a kid, I would do this.

[A]

I feel like that's a funny test for everybody to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can they make it in their house?

[B]

You should definitely try. Like, give me a glass of water from the bedroom. Blindfolded.

[A]

I feel like I would for sure fall or trip up the stairs and.

[B]

Then break the glass and then. Oh, stairs. That's scary. Yeah, don't do stairs.

[A]

Oh, my stairs are very steep.

[B]

Yeah, don't do stairs.

[A]

But it'd be funny.

[B]

No, you're gonna hurt yourself.

[A]

Yeah, I do hurt myself a lot. That's okay. So what's the most childish thing about you? Because that came to mind for me this week.

[B]

Childish. I mean, there are a lot of things. I'm pretty childish, really. I think, like, this is a moment.

[A]

Own it, Eddie.

[B]

Farting?

[A]

Like, with your kids?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or just by yourself.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. That's not funny to me.

[A]

I didn't know what area we were going.

[B]

If you don't have a crowd, like, farting's not funny. Like, you know, like, you need a crowd. And my. My crowd of four immature kids and farting. And every time someone farts, they laugh. Like it's. I become a child with them.

[A]

Is it just when you fart and something happens? Because let me tell you, when my dad does this, he still does it. And he. Every time it happens, I'm like, seriously, dad? He goes, that one was free.

[B]

The other one's like, no. The more for us is my wife has rules, like, no farting at the dinner table.

[A]

I think that's a very fair rule.

[B]

And it's for the kids, mostly. And so then if I do it, obviously I'm not going to go to time out, you know, or I'm not going to go to my room or whatever.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So I'm not going to get ice cream. Oh, yeah. And they're just like, dad, dad, come on. You can't. Mom, he's got to get in trouble. Mom, he's got to get in trouble.

[A]

What does your wife say?

[B]

She's just like, stop. Like, I'm serious. You're part of this, too. Like, we're trying to teach them not to fart at the dinner table.

[A]

Like, that's true. Your kids are going to be on a date one day and they're going to fart when they're out to eat with the. The girl that they're trying to date.

[B]

Not to out one of my kids, but one of my kids is going to struggle on dates because he eats like an animal. Oh, like, and he eats like a monkey.

[A]

Like, with his hands.

[B]

Yes. Like, he. What's a chip? Okay, okay. Example. He gets a potato chip. A perfectly sized round potato chip. And he puts up to his mouth with two finger, with two hands and chomps at it. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, until he eats the whole thing. That's how he eats everything. And I'm like, bro, you cannot go to dinner on your first date. Like, any. Like that.

[A]

So have you been trying to change?

[B]

Yeah, but he won't. I mean, he's just like, that's how. That's how I eat. I'm like, dude, you. I'm telling you, either.

[A]

Where do you think that came from?

[B]

No idea. No idea. But that's how he eats always.

[A]

Or started doing it at a certain.

[B]

Always. Always. And he's gone to, like, you know, sleepovers or, like, out to dinner with his friends and their parents. And the dad will be like, dude, have you seen so and so eat? I'm like, have I seen him eat? Yes. He's like, it's funny.

[A]

So he's already being talked about with parents.

[B]

Yeah. Like, it's funny. We made fun of him at the table. He's just like, that's how I eat.

[A]

Why? Even more so than that, he gets a job and he has to go.

[B]

To a dinner with a boss.

[A]

Yes. And he starts eating like that.

[B]

It's funny now, but I'm like, dude, you. You gotta not do that. And who knows? Maybe. Maybe when he goes on the date, he'll be like, all right, don't do it. Don't do this. Try to eat with a fork and.

[A]

Try him impress her versus, like, you guys. He doesn't really care about.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. It's really. It's a really funny thing where I've never had the. I don't know. I've never been tackled with something like this. Like, how do we even, like, deal with this?

[A]

I love how I asked you a question about you being childish and you quickly turned it to, I think I.

[B]

Just went to the. I just think it just went to the dinner table.

[A]

Yeah, but that's fair. You farting and he's eating like a monkey. Your dinners are interesting.

[B]

It's funny because my wife just wants us to have dinners, like, traditional dinners, where everyone's at the table so badly that, like, she tries every week, like, all right, we're having dinner at the dinner table, and it always ends up with someone ruining it. Half the time, it's me.

[A]

You're not really helping in adding to that equation.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Because you're only adding to the mess with the boys.

[B]

I wonder if I had girls like your dad. Oh, probably. I mean, you get the same reaction, right, dad?

[A]

Yeah, he still messes and jokes. We are his stage. We are the ones that he tries to impress and makes laugh.

[B]

Same same with my boys. Like, they think I'm hilarious.

[A]

And see, this will be something that you miss. Will be like the entertainment.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now that my dad's, like, in retirement, we come home and it's like my mom's like, oh, he's back on hit back on the stage again.

[B]

So he, like, muted while you guys are gone. Yeah, but, like, waits for holidays.

[A]

Because my mom doesn't like these jokes, but we find them very entertaining.

[B]

That's so funny.

[A]

So you might want to make sure you're getting jokes that your wife also likes just for future you.

[B]

Does your dad ever do the. Like, he farts and, like, who was that?

[A]

No, normally he just owns it. Yeah. Or he'll just be like, look at us. Like, who is that? Like, he'll do it with his eyes, but never says it.

[B]

I think farting just is going to be a lifelong thing.

[A]

It's very. A dude thing, too, for sure. Okay, we're gonna take one break here, and we'll be right back with a little bit more for you guys. Eddie, we were walking in a parking lot, and I'm curious what you think is going to happen here. So we were walking in a parking lot of Walmart and there was this older man who stopped, like, yelled at us. He's like, hey, what do you think follows after that? I'm just curious.

[B]

He's yelling at you guys?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys were walking in or walking out?

[A]

Walking in.

[B]

Walking in.

[A]

He's walking out with A car he's got groceries in. Okay, I'm just giving you the whole scene.

[B]

Okay, here's my guess. Has he made it to his car?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. My guess is that he needed help with something in his cart, too, and he's asking you guys to help him.

[A]

Oh, that would have been sweet.

[B]

Hey, I have a bag of dog food. You guys stop for a second and help me put it in my car real quick.

[A]

No, that would have been sweet, though. I wish more people would ask for help like that. Yeah, I should ask for help more because I struggle a lot putting things in the car sometimes. That's funny, but not what he asked.

[B]

Okay, can I try again?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, paint the scenario again.

[A]

You're so me and my fiance are walking into the grocery store and we're smiling.

[B]

Where are you? Like, are you already by the doors or.

[A]

You know, we're like, right at the pedestrian walkway from the parking lot. And he's a little bit past us, but he's got his full car of groceries and just walking by. He's. He's got a little bit of a straight face on, not really smiling or anything.

[B]

So he's mad. The hay is probably like, he's not happy with something. Hey, how do you say hey?

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Hey. Okay. Yeah. And then he's probably like, where'd you get that shirt?

[A]

Oh, funny. Okay.

[B]

Hey, I like those jeans. Where'd you get those jeans?

[A]

Mine or mine?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

DVD feels weird. No, he did not say either one of those.

[B]

I give up.

[A]

You give up? He points at us because we're holding hands. He's like, we need more of that.

[B]

Holding hands. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

And I don't know if it was because he, you know, lost somebody or if he feels that we're just not a loving society at the moment. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There was literally no more context.

[B]

Yeah. I think that's all he's saying. He's like, we need more of that. And the more you think about it, when you see couples walking, not a lot of them are holding hands.

[A]

Do you hold hands with your wife.

[B]

When you walk for, like, two seconds.

[A]

Just because you need your hands or because your hands get sweaty or like.

[B]

Yeah, it's just. It's not. It's not practical, like, to hold hands.

[A]

Love is never supposed to be practical. I didn't supposed to be whimsical.

[B]

I know, but you know what I'm saying? Like, it's inconvenient.

[A]

He's right. We need more of that. I Did not anticipate that for me.

[B]

Like, holding hands is inconvenient. And, like. Like, you hold hands for a second, like, oh, I love you. And I give her a little double squeeze.

[A]

That's cute.

[B]

The double squeeze, and then we're done. Double squeeze means, like, all right, we're done holding hands.

[A]

Really? Do you not have. Did you like holding hands at any point?

[B]

Yeah, early.

[A]

Early on.

[B]

Early.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

When we're dating.

[A]

That's funny.

[B]

I do remember liking to hold hands when you're dating. You know, like, you just. It's. I don't know.

[A]

But you don't like it now.

[B]

It's just kind of like you grow. I don't know. I don't know what it is. But, like, it's just even, like, cuddling.

[A]

Like, don't cuddle anymore.

[B]

We cuddle for a second, and then I'm always like, double squeeze. All right, we're done. My arm's falling asleep.

[A]

You really like that double squeeze.

[B]

That's kind of the universal sign that we're done.

[A]

I'm good with this.

[B]

No more. How often do you guys hold hands? This might be too much. Oh, my gosh. How often do you guys hold hands? All day? No.

[A]

Well, we're working.

[B]

No, I'm talking when you're with each other.

[A]

No, if we're out in public and we're doing things, we hold hands, but we're not, like, at home sitting on the couch.

[B]

You don't.

[A]

Okay, we'll cuddle. We still cuddle.

[B]

What about driving?

[A]

No, not really. I like playing with his hair more when he's driving.

[B]

What? Oh, he's driving.

[A]

Oh, you've never had that?

[B]

Well, no. Like, how big is your. How small is your car? Like, so you reach over your hands.

[A]

Like, your elbows on the thing, and you're just like. Or like, does he have long hair?

[B]

You don't have long hair.

[A]

He has hair.

[B]

Oh, that's rude. That's rude. That was very rude.

[A]

Was not trying to do that at you.

[B]

I wish. I wish people. I wish people could see the way you looked at me when you said that.

[A]

I didn't say it because of you.

[B]

You looked at me. You looked at me like. Wouldn't understand. He has hair.

[A]

I know you understand because you have hair still. You choose to shave it off.

[B]

I once had hair.

[A]

No, you still have hair if you shave it off now. Am I wrong?

[B]

Technically. No, you're not wrong.

[A]

So you still have hair. You just want to make me feel bad.

[B]

Okay, all right. So you're so. He's driving. You have your. Both of your elbows on the little console.

[A]

Mine is. Yeah.

[B]

And then you just kind of.

[A]

I'll play with his hair some more.

[B]

Tickle his hair.

[A]

Yeah, just, like, mess with it, but it's not there. Like, I'm not doing it the whole time.

[B]

Like, just like. Hey, I'm thinking the side of his hair.

[A]

Like, the back of his head.

[B]

The back of his head. Okay. Okay.

[A]

Like the top. I just pat it like a. Like a dog.

[B]

Just trying to understand here. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. But you don't hold hands in the car. My wife wants to hold hands in the car sometimes.

[A]

I'd prefer him just to have his hand on my leg.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

You keep reacting to what I'm saying, but I'm just answering the question.

[B]

Okay, so your hand is on his head and his is on your leg.

[A]

They're not all having hands as you're driving.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm saying I'd prefer that over, like, us holding hands, because holding hands in the car is a little bit awkward.

[B]

It's inconvenient.

[A]

It's awkward. I wouldn't say it's inconvenient.

[B]

Like, I need my hands. I like having my hand. I like having my left hand on the wheel and my right hand on the shifter.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Even on an automatic, I just like having my hand on the shifter.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Or if I have, like, a mug in the car.

[A]

What if she puts her hand also on the shifter and then you.

[B]

Why would she put her hand on the shifter? She's not driving.

[A]

I'm just trying to help her. So she can hold your hand.

[B]

No, she kind of just. She just kind of has her shoulder. Her elbow on the. The console, and she never.

[A]

She never messes with your.

[B]

She does. She tries.

[A]

No, she could still tickle your.

[B]

Maybe my back sometimes like that. You know, like my back. See? Okay, maybe. I mean, we've been married for 20 years, Morgan. I'm not saying. Saying. Like, I feel like the last time this happened was a long time ago.

[A]

But I'm trying to add whimsy into your parents.

[B]

Very practical. Yeah. No. So any chance you get out of the car? Oh, my gosh. Does he. Does he open the door for you?

[A]

Yeah, he still does.

[B]

That's gonna. That's gonna end.

[A]

You think that'll. I don't know. He yells at me. If I try and open my door, that'll end. Because I. It's kind of a fun game for me now where I try and beat him and open the door.

[B]

Does your dad open the door for your mom. I feel like we. I feel like we talked about this.

[A]

He does. Not all the time, but he very much helps her most of the time because they're bringing the dogs with him. And then he's.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. He's already opening doors anyway.

[A]

Yeah. So I don't know.

[B]

So do you wait in the car until he goes around?

[A]

No, no, it's just like, when we get in the car.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Not like, if I'm getting out. No, I'm waiting for 1950s.

[B]

You're like, I'm waving.

[A]

Yeah. No, just when we get to the car. Anywhere he wants. And I'm not.

[B]

I'm not making fun of, like, old tradition. Like, not.

[A]

It's whim. I call it whimsy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's romance.

[B]

It is. It's nice. But, you know, after just years and years, it just kind of, like, slowly goes away. And maybe that's what he meant by, like, we need more of that.

[A]

So you gotta hold hands with your wife more.

[B]

He was older. He was older?

[A]

Yeah. I would say he was probably anywhere between 65 and 85.

[B]

I bet that's what he. Wow, that's a big stretch.

[A]

I don't know. I. I don't like to judge an age, so. Somewhere.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, that's probably what he meant. Like, we just need more of.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I remember I was at the grocery store, and I was, you know, like, it's just something I've always done. I park. And if there's a cart, like, you know, stuck in a median or, like, you know, just sitting there, whatever, I grab that cart and I either take it to the return thing if it's nearby, or I take it all the way in and use it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, this is my thing. And this one guy, I think I saw. I think I saw two carts, and I got both of them together and I put them in the return. And this guy's just like, we need more of that.

[A]

Are you just saying that because I said that?

[B]

I swear. He. No, he said, like, good job, man. We need more of that.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

And I was like. I took it as like, I don't. Like. Does he think I work here? No, no.

[A]

I think he knew you didn't work there. And he was like, we need more people cleaning.

[B]

I was like, yeah, okay. Cleaning the parking garage, picking the car, the parking lot.

[A]

Steve, it doesn't make you. Like, we both kind of were first to take him back because we're like, yeah. But then we were like, oh, that was actually kind of Nice to, like, see somebody sees you in a certain way and you don't know them.

[B]

Okay. To that point, I think we need more of that. We need more complimenting strangers of telling people, like, you know, hey, nice job. Like, thank you for doing that. Like, I can't stand it when I hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you.

[A]

This has been your. Your ick for a while.

[B]

I just don't understand it. It happened to me this weekend.

[A]

Really?

[B]

This past weekend. Yeah. And I was just like, you're welcome. Like, what are you thinking?

[A]

See, I'm even the person that, like, if they're holding up for me, and I'm, like, way back. I'm, like, running. I'm like, yeah, thanks. I'm coming.

[B]

Yeah. And I don't mind holding the door. Four or five people. Dad joke always comes if there. If there's four or five. Or, like, if I'm walking in and somebody's holding the door and, like, my four kids go first, I always make the dad joke. Like, they got stuck being the doorman. Thank you. We appreciate you. You know, like, yeah, no problem, guys. You're good.

[A]

Every time.

[B]

Every time.

[A]

I've heard that joke a few times.

[B]

Or if I'm holding it, I'm always like, you know, we're at Chili's or whatever. I'm like, welcome to Chili's, guys. Welcome to Chili's. My kids are all like, dad, you have your stage.

[A]

Every dad gets a stage. This is the thing.

[B]

It's the reward of being a dad.

[A]

It is. It's the most. Most best part.

[B]

Welcome to Chili's, guys. Welcome to Chili's.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, so I want to end on this because it's funny. I saw somebody doing it on TikTok. I thought it was funny. You got to ruin a movie title by changing only one letter.

[B]

Easy.

[A]

Okay, so what's your first thing that comes to mind?

[B]

Forest Hump.

[A]

Oh, I thought of Forrest Lump.

[B]

We both picked Forrest Gump. Forrest Hump to me, is really. That's a whole different kind of movie.

[A]

It is. It is. And Forrest Lump is probably not Forrest Humphrey.

[B]

So, Lump. So what. What. What was. What would be the movie like?

[A]

I feel like it'd be a sad title. You know, like, Forest has a lump.

[B]

Lump on his body somewhere.

[A]

Yeah, that'd be a sad movie.

[B]

So it's like a tumor?

[A]

Probably. I don't know.

[B]

Maybe not.

[A]

I was trying to find a rhyme in there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So now I'm trying to come up.

[B]

With others okay, okay, let's see. Oh, what about.

[A]

Oh. Jurassic Bark.

[B]

It's all about prehistoric dogs. That's good, Morgan. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Let me think, let me think.

[A]

What's your favorite movie? The one when they're in prison?

[B]

Shawshank Redemption.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Was it Shaw. That's hard. Shawshank.

[A]

That one doesn't work.

[B]

Clawshank Redemption. Claws, huh? Claw.

[A]

They'll have claws for hands. Clawshank Redemption.

[B]

Clawshank Redemption. Yes. That's funny. This is a fun game. You saw us on TikTok.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

See.

[A]

I'm trying to think of other, like, popular.

[B]

How.

[A]

Okay, there's. You got. How to lose a guy in 10 days. How to.

[B]

How to lose a guy. How to lose a guy in 10 gays.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it's just one letter. I was about to change the whole word.

[B]

Why did my.

[A]

That's where your brain went.

[B]

That's so dumb. How to lose a guy. Gut.

[A]

Is there another why?

[B]

No, no, no, no. Guy.

[A]

No, I. I can only think of changing the number to be, like, 50.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay. I'm trying to think of other, like, stupid. Think of popular movie titles.

[B]

Okay. Go with. What's a big movie? Avatar.

[A]

Let's see.

[B]

But that's so.

[A]

Okay, here, let me Google big movie titles so it'll.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

Title. So then we at least have somewhere to start. Okay, we got Star Wars. Star Bars.

[B]

Star Wars.

[A]

It's all bars. They just fight. Universe.

[B]

Star Bars. Ooh, Star Bars.

[A]

Star Bars.

[B]

What's. What's another one for star. Stab Bars. You change the R. Stab Wars.

[A]

No, then it'd be Stab Wars.

[B]

But that would be two different. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stab Wars. That'd be a fighting movie.

[A]

They just stab each other with lightsabers kind of do that. That one works.

[B]

Yeah, because you take the R. Titanic. Titanic.

[A]

I don't think there's a miss there. Galanic. Tyrannic.

[B]

Tyrannic.

[A]

I don't feel like there's one there.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, okay. We got Avengers.

[B]

Avengers. Avenfers.

[A]

Savagers.

[B]

You're adding a word, though. You're adding a letter there. You're not replacing the Dark Night. Ooh, the Dark. The Fark Night.

[A]

The Fark Night.

[B]

What's another word for dark? Another.

[A]

You can only replace one letter.

[B]

A Lark Night.

[A]

The Lark Knight. What about the Godfather?

[B]

Oh, okay. There's gotta be something there. The Bodfather.

[A]

The Dodfather.

[B]

The Dodfather.

[A]

The.

[B]

What's a doll? Hide it.

[A]

Godfather. And it's about fish.

[B]

The Fish The Godfather. And it's about a Father Fish.

[A]

It's father Fish.

[B]

That's so dumb.

[A]

Okay, Pulp Fiction. You mentioned that one time.

[B]

Okay, Pulp Fiction. Pulp. Diction.

[A]

What's the storyline there? What's the plot?

[B]

I have no idea.

[A]

I think we know.

[B]

Pulp.

[A]

Pulp.

[B]

Rope. Lope. Lope.

[A]

Soap.

[B]

Soap.

[A]

You're just repeating after me.

[B]

What's. What is another one for pulp.

[A]

I don't think we have it. I think it'd be the fiction word.

[B]

Diction.

[A]

I think you had it.

[B]

I think you had it.

[A]

And it's about dirty things.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it like diction? Just like how you say things.

[A]

So pulp. It's pulp diction. And it's only about how people say things.

[B]

Say things. Boring movie. Next.

[A]

Fight club.

[B]

Ooh, Bite Club. No, you can't do bite. Just a rhyme. Fight club. Fight, fight.

[A]

Light club.

[B]

Fight. Flub.

[A]

What's a flub?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You gotta find the storyline.

[B]

Flight.

[A]

I feel like you could do light club night, but instead of being.

[B]

I mean, it could just be nightclub.

[A]

Nightclub.

[B]

And then it's just about a nightclub.

[A]

Dang. That was okay. Lord of the Rings.

[B]

Lord of the Dings.

[A]

Lord. Why do you always go D?

[B]

What do you mean? It just goes. It just goes.

[A]

Well, Lord of the Sings.

[B]

Oh, it's like a good singer.

[A]

Psycho. Yeah. And they all fight off with singing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's a good one.

[B]

Lord of the Blings.

[A]

You really want to keep going with D like you keep going with all of them with D?

[B]

I'm in a D mood.

[A]

What's a Tom Hanks movie? Big Dig Site.

[B]

There is a movie, right? What's that movie about? Where they dig holes.

[A]

Yeah, Holes.

[B]

Oh, that's a good movie. My kids like that one.

[A]

I love Holes. Even Stevens is in it. Shia LaBeouf.

[B]

Shia LaBeouf.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And what's his name?

[B]

That's kind of Hector Zero. Is he. Is that.

[A]

I'm referencing holes for you.

[B]

Oh, I know, but I. I.

[A]

All I remember is the kid with the curly hair.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Who was the mean, like, the cat?

[A]

The villain guy?

[B]

Yeah, well, the mean, like, leader. Camp leader guy.

[A]

That's Jon Voight. Is the Jon Voight.

[B]

Yeah. He was mean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, he's Angelina Jolie's dad.

[A]

He really. Yeah, That's a throwback.

[B]

It's a throwback. Fun fact.

[A]

Yeah. It just threw me off there for a second.

[B]

Holes. Okay. Moles. Moles.

[A]

Moles.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's just about a bunch of moles.

[B]

Moles are cute.

[A]

Princess diaries. Princess liaries.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's a bunch of lies.

[B]

Lies, Princess. What's another diary?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I'm struggling with this one.

[A]

I know, but my brain hurts.

[B]

It's fine. I like it.

[A]

Okay, we're gonna get out of here. That was that. We're ending on a fun game.

[B]

That was fun.

[A]

Unless you think of anything else.

[B]

No, I'm good. I'm tapped out.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm tapped out.

[A]

Tell the people where they can find you and hear you.

[B]

I have producer Eddie everywhere, man. I'm everywhere.

[A]

Everywhere. Are you really, though?

[B]

Nah, not usually just at home work.

[A]

Okay. And. But hopefully by the time of Next best Bits. Next Best bits, we'll. We will have done our Cuban coffee and espresso martini.

[B]

Trash martinis. I'm looking forward to that.

[A]

That'll be our goal. We'll make a video on it and.

[B]

Everything will be great. Yes.

[A]

Okay. And I'm at Web Girl Morgan on everything. You can follow the show everywhere.

[B]

You're everywhere.

[A]

I am everywhere. I am everywhere. Most places. Okay. Bye, everybody.

[B]

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms. Obbyboneshow and follow ebgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.

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