Morgan & Lunchbox Talk All Things Cruise From The Ship

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show: "Morgan & Lunchbox Talk All Things Cruise From The Ship"

Date: March 7, 2026
Episode Theme:
A lively, behind-the-scenes look at the 'Bobby Bones Show' cruise, as Morgan and Lunchbox broadcast directly from the ship. They share candid stories about cruise life, off-ship adventures, and hilarious moments with listeners and crew. The episode is a blend of personal anecdotes, cruise misadventures, and reflections on meeting fans, all delivered in their signature playful banter.

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Main Topics & Highlights

1. Cruise Life – The Vibe, The Chaos, The People

[03:36]

• Morgan and Lunchbox are broadcasting "Best Bits" live from the cruise ship, with Lunchbox describing the cruise atmosphere as “bananas. Bananas.”
• Discussion about the non-stop activity, late nights, and the endless flow of energetic passengers.
• Morgan jokingly takes on a “mom/handler” role, trying to wrangle Lunchbox to events and keep him on track.

  “I have to round you up quite a few times.” — Morgan [05:08]

• Lunchbox marvels (and expresses anxiety) about being at sea, not seeing land, and the concept of a floating city.
• They reveal that while close to shore (Bahamas, Bimini), Lunchbox admits he’s not a strong swimmer.

  “I swim like doggy paddle style.” — Lunchbox [06:13] “It was pretty sad, I’m not gonna lie, to watch you swim.” — Morgan [06:58]

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2. Adventures Off the Boat – Key West & Nassau

[07:57]

• First stop: Key West — rented a golf cart (or “golf car,” as Morgan insists).

  “We rented a golf car and we went around the island driving.” — Morgan [08:00]

• Visited the Ernest Hemingway house:

  “Let me tell you something about that house. It smelled like pee.” — Lunchbox [08:43] “It was worth it to me just to pet the cats.” — Morgan [09:46]

• Book talk tangent: ambling through Hemingway, childhood favorite book series (Curious George, Junie B. Jones, Maniac Magee), and the meaning of “polydactyl cats”.
• Breakfast at "Breakfast Club, Too" featured a pancake and French toast charcuterie board, with mixed reviews.

  “The pancake charcuterie board was dumb.” — Lunchbox [11:45]

• Quick stops at the beach, a Cuban restaurant (plantain chips for Morgan, who is vegetarian), and a CVS/Walgreens for cruise essentials.

  “I didn’t realize you needed sunscreen on a boat.” — Lunchbox [13:49]

Self-Checkout Debate [13:49]

• Lunchbox staunchly refuses self-checkout for ideological and humorous reasons.

  “Why would I do something that they're paying someone to do?” — Lunchbox [14:53] “Sorry. I'm here to support American people, American jobs.” — Lunchbox [14:44]

• In Nassau, visited the Queen’s Staircase and Cabbage Beach:

  “Supposed to be this national monument in Nassau, which was really cool.” — Morgan [34:05] “These were 12 footers over my head, right?” — Lunchbox [34:26]

• Morgan’s paranoia regarding beach theft and Lunchbox’s carefree approach provide light-hearted moments.

  “You know how much stealing happens on the beach?” — Morgan [35:52] “None.” — Lunchbox [35:54]

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3. On-Ship Activities and Fan Encounters

Karaoke & Casino
[17:18 / 24:24]

• Morgan hosted the karaoke competition, noting some surprisingly talented participants.

  “We got some talented people on the boat.” — Morgan [17:18]

• Lunchbox took on a mentor/“coach” role in the casino, teaching listeners blackjack and roulette, occasionally losing track of time until 2am.

  “I was making them money. And that's the most important part.” — Lunchbox [26:00]

• Encountered listeners Damon and his wife (whose name they keep forgetting), casino regulars.

• Bingo events, including shoutouts to big winners like Brandy.

  “She won $1,000 playing bingo. Brandi, shout out.” — Lunchbox [28:51]

Food and Drink Overload
[18:39+]

• Lunchbox loves the ship’s formal dining room, where he double orders soups and desserts—his “prime location”.

  “I did get two butternut squash soups last night, and it was so good.” — Lunchbox [18:53]

• Debate over best desserts—cheesecake trumps all, grumbles when not available nightly.
• Morgan’s soft serve ice cream habit:

  “Every time I see you, you have ice cream.” — Lunchbox [42:17]

• Running joke: Listeners keep ordering Lunchbox piña coladas after a poolside Q&A.

  “Now people think that's all I drink, and they keep bringing me pina coladas.” — Lunchbox [31:01]

Listener Interactions, Snafus, and Cruise Community
[27:31+]

• Nonstop autograph-signing, selfies, and “I finally found you!” moments with fans; disbelief at not being able to meet everyone on a ship of 2,000.
• Notable cruisers: Good Time Scotty (“GTS”), Kathy (“blackjack, not poker!”), dancing scooter lady, Alexa, Colton from Regina, people from all over the country (and Alaska, Hawaii).

  “On the last day, I'm gonna post on Instagram, be like, hey, I'm gonna be right here. If you're on this boat, if you've not met me, come say hello.” — Lunchbox [27:31]

Ship Life Oddities

• Observing ship activities: 15 decks, track, basketball courts, people filming TikToks in Hawaiian shirts.
• Walkie-talkie fails: Morgan fears they’re accidentally broadcasting over the captain’s channel.

  “Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we're on the captain's channel.” — Morgan [49:34]

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4. Cruise Concerts, Music, and Highlights

[50:10+]

• Recap of major performances:
  • Keith Urban (gave away his guitar to a fan; Morgan immediately worries about how they'll fly it home)
  • Scotty McCreery (noted drunken fan got on stage)
  • Parmalee, LeAnn Rimes, others to come
• Engagement with band members and spontaneous vow renewals among passengers.

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5. Reflections, Mishaps, and Cruise Debrief

Beach Preferences, Family, and Going Home

• Both admit they’re “not really ocean people”—prefer structured activities to idle sunbathing.

• Worries about food, missing kids and pets, FaceTime difficulties with family at home (“they don’t miss me”).

  “I tried to FaceTime my kids, right? No, we don't want to FaceTime. Okay, cool, man.” — Lunchbox [54:00]

• Random wildlife sighting:

  “Me with an eagle eye saw the pod of dolphins out of the water.” — Lunchbox [54:35]

• Ongoing bickering about the “Indian Ocean,” with Morgan correcting their lack of geography skills.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On cruise ship chaos:

  “These people do not stop...They don't go to sleep and they don't eat. They just drink.” — Lunchbox [03:53]

• Fan interactions:

  “Are you his handler? Are you his mom? And honestly, kind of a combination of the two.” — Morgan [05:08]

• Swim confession:

  “I swim like doggy paddle style.” — Lunchbox [06:13]

• Casino adventures:

  “So, yeah...I was teaching them how to play blackjack. And we played and next thing I know I'd been there for three hours...We were the only ones left in the casino.” — Lunchbox [25:55]

• Self-checkout philosophy:

  “Why would I do something that they're paying someone to do?” — Lunchbox [14:53]

• Piña Colada legend status:

  “Now people think that's all I drink, and they keep bringing me pina coladas. And I'm like, guys, I just wanted it by the boat, man. I don't need it when I'm playing blackjack.” — Lunchbox [31:01]

• On giving away musical instruments:

  “She came up to me at your bingo and was like, hey, I'm the one who got the guitar. How do I get home?” — Morgan [51:33]

• Parenting reality check:

  “I have three kids....I mean, shout out to my wife, you know, because she's at home and she did come down with strep throat.” — Lunchbox [27:59]

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Key Timestamps

• 03:36 — Live from the cruise, Morgan and Lunchbox on cruise culture
• 07:57–13:21 — Key West adventure: golf cart, Hemingway house, foodie tour
• 13:49–17:03 — Debate: self-checkout, job loss, cashier tales
• 17:18–19:56 — Ship activities: karaoke, casino, food scenes
• 24:24–27:59 — More casino adventures, listener stories, and late-night escapades
• 28:51–31:39 — Onboard events: bingo, blackjack, pina colada legend
• 34:04–36:46 — Nassau trip, beach paranoia vs. beach zen
• 42:01–44:16 — Soft serve junkies, fan gifts, “best cruiser” contenders
• 50:10–52:14 — Concert highlights, Keith Urban’s guitar giveaway
• 54:33–55:16 — Dolphins, homesickness, epic cruise wrap-up laughs

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is lighthearted, sarcastic, and full of affectionate teasing. Morgan keeps things on track, while Lunchbox brings outlandish stories, cruise gripes, and big personality energy. They revel in sharing cruise culture quirks, listener moments, and personal back-and-forths—with warmth, mischief, and their trademark sense of fun.

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Summary for New Listeners

Morgan & Lunchbox’s cruise recap captures what makes a Bobby Bones Show cruise special: the wild mix of crew antics, fan encounters, food overloads, and laugh-out-loud storytelling. You’ll come away knowing the behind-the-scenes chaos, from frantic activities and music nights to self-deprecating confessions, all wrapped up in humor and cruise camaraderie.

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The best bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one.

[Lunchbox]

Behind the scenes with a member of the show.

[Morgan]

For the first time ever, we are doing best bits from the cruise. And joining me is none other than Lunchbox. What's up, lunchie?

[Lunchbox]

I am up. This cruise is bananas. Bananas.

[Morgan]

We are really having the time of our lives over here.

[Lunchbox]

Like, these people do not stop. Like, I don't know, man. There's something going on all the time and there's people there all the time and they don't go to sleep and they don't eat. They just drink and they.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that used to be you. These are people. Used to be you. And now you're such an old man,

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you're trying to sleep all the time.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. It's not that I'm an old man. It's. You have to talk to every single person. Do you know how tiring that is?

[Morgan]

I mean, I'm doing it with you. I do, I do understand, man. But also, you used to thrive in this environment. All you've ever wanted is to be famous.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I am famous. And it feels great. It is great. It is just. It's a lot. It's fun.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but every time I talk to you, you're like, I either need a nap or I need to eat. Those are like the two levels that you hit.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, it is now 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I've had breakfast. That's all I've gotten to eat because I've been Working the whole time.

[Morgan]

Working and having fun. You were doing some bingo, which is fun.

[Lunchbox]

I was doing bingo, I was doing blackjack, but they did not give me any food. And then I went to go order a sandwich and you said, we don't have time for a sandwich. We gotta record best bits.

[Bethenny Frankel]

I didn't.

[Lunchbox]

And you grabbed me by the ear and I drugged me up here.

[Morgan]

You act like I'm your mother, which has been kind of an ongoing theme on this cruise. Everybody's like, are you his handler? Are you his mom? And honestly, kind of a combination of the two. I have to round you up quite a few times.

[Lunchbox]

I do appreciate it.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah. Keeping track of you, making sure you don't fall off the boat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but it's pretty cool. Like I, I, it's a little weird being out here in this big thing called a boat. I don't know how it floats, first of all. And then also not being able to see land. Very weird.

[Morgan]

You know, you are really lucky though, because this cruise in particular, we haven't really been that far from land the whole time.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Morgan]

Like we've been circling the Bahamas the whole time since we left Nassau. We've seen Bimini. We're just kind of floating out here at sea, going six miles an hour.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's nice.

[Morgan]

So like, we're really not far. If you did fall overboard, you could swim to shore.

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, no, I'm not talking about me falling overboard.

[Morgan]

What are you worried about? Like, not being able to see things.

[Lunchbox]

If something happens to the boat, we

[Morgan]

just sink like the Titanic.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I need to see land so I could swim there.

[Morgan]

That's what I said. If you go overboard, we're close enough. You could swim right now?

[Lunchbox]

I doubt it. I'm not a very good swimmer.

[Morgan]

I did learn that about you. You were. You and Ray. Ray can't swim and you swim like doggy paddle style.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Did you never have swimming lessons as a kid?

[Lunchbox]

Probably did. I was on swim team for a couple minutes and then I quit.

[Morgan]

A couple minutes? Like really just a couple?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, I don't know how long, but I mean, it's just been so long since I've really swam.

[Morgan]

Okay, so who's teaching your kids how to swim though?

[Lunchbox]

Professionals.

[Morgan]

Okay, so you're gonna take them somewhere to learn how to swim?

[Lunchbox]

No, we took them somewhere and then we had a 16 year old high school kid teaching them and then now it's just like they're gonna learn the more they're in the pool. We Realize the more they just learn.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's true. But I'm just, you know, thinking about their dad not being able to swim.

[Lunchbox]

What happens when I can swim?

[Morgan]

Yeah, it was. It was pretty sad. I'm not gonna lie, to watch you swim.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean?

[Morgan]

It wasn't like you're kind of doing like the little doggy paddle.

[Lunchbox]

I was taking my time. We weren't racing. We were just lollygagging in the ocean. It wasn't like I was like, hey, swim here to here in 30 seconds. I would have, you know, put some mustard into it, but there was no.

[Morgan]

You would have put some mustard in it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I would have.

[Morgan]

Some mayonnaise too.

[Lunchbox]

No, just mustard.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And I would have done it a little bit better. Instead I was just kind of lollygagging in the water.

[Morgan]

You were.

[Lunchbox]

It's no big deal.

[Morgan]

It was an interesting fact I learned. It's just not your guys strong suit.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So I got to really improve. I need to go to do adult swim lessons because when I'm on Survivor, you got to be able to swim.

[Morgan]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So I got to get adult lessons.

[Morgan]

You need to do that before just in case you ever get your shot. You're ready to go.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what I'm saying. I've got to get adult lessons.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Like sooner rather than later. And for your own Survivor.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Morgan]

In general.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bethenny Frankel]

And he did.

[Morgan]

We're floating in the waves. That you did good at. We. So let's talk about our trips off of the boat. We'll get back to the boat.

[Lunchbox]

Where do we go?

[Morgan]

The first one we did was Key West.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

And we rented a golf car and we went around the island driving.

[Lunchbox]

We rented a golf cart.

[Morgan]

No, they're called golf carts. Yep. I mean, my fiance sells them.

[Lunchbox]

So I've never been in a golf car. I've been in a golf cart.

[Morgan]

They're called golf cars. Golf carts are the ones that used to be like only go like a speed and they didn't have engines and stuff. Those were golf carts. But now the ones that they sell that most people have that are like street legal and stuff, they're golf cars.

[Lunchbox]

The more, you know, never knew that. The more, you know, I'll call it a golf cart.

[Morgan]

Anyways, we. We rented one Anki West. And where all did we go?

[Bethenny Frankel]

We went.

[Morgan]

Oh, we went to the Hemingway house.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And saw the Polydactyl cats.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, they're called.

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Yeah.

[Morgan]

The six toe beans.

[Lunchbox]

Well, let me tell you something about that house. It smelled like pee.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it did smell like.

[Lunchbox]

Kind of gross.

[Morgan]

And it was really humid in there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And so the pee smelled really bad. So I was like, let's get out of here.

[Morgan]

But it was fun. I pet. I bet a lot of the cats.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And it was cool. I mean, the oldness of the house. And if I knew who Ernest Hemingway was, it would be better him anyway. If I knew.

[Morgan]

What's with you? Like with the repeat. Like Bimini Hemingway.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you just said. What was his name again? So I said it again.

[Morgan]

His name's Ernest Hemingway.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what he wrote, so it's not really that cool to me. But it was a cool old house. I know he was a writer, but I didn't read his stuff.

[Morgan]

He's a famous writer for sure. And there's only one that I think I know. Let me see.

[Lunchbox]

No, you didn't read him.

[Morgan]

There's only one book that I think I've ever might have read from him. And I don't know for sure. So that's why I'm googling his most famous books. Okay, let me see.

[Lunchbox]

Well, we'll wait. Don't worry.

[Morgan]

We'll go ahead and talk about something we did. We were all petting the.

[Lunchbox]

No, we petted the cats. The cats was cool, but I don't know if it's worth $19 to get into that museum.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it was worth it to me just to pet the cats. I cared about that more than I did.

[Lunchbox]

I had an animal shelter and pet cats were free.

[Morgan]

Not six toe bean kitties. They're all running around happy as can be, climbing trees. There was one asleep in a gutter.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he was hanging off the side of the house. Yeah, that was fine.

[Morgan]

No, I don't think I've read. He has a Garden of Eden.

[Lunchbox]

Don't know what that is.

[Morgan]

I don't know. Yeah, but he has a lot of them. And yes, I feel like maybe I did ring.

[Lunchbox]

Did he. Did he write where the Sidewalk Ends?

[Morgan]

No, that's not him.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I read that in school. How about Curious George Goes to the Zoo?

[Morgan]

He did not read that one either.

[Lunchbox]

What about Curious George Goes to the Chocolate Shop?

[Morgan]

Okay, now you're just making up names. I think I read one of these.

[Lunchbox]

It's not a made up name.

[Morgan]

Then what book is that?

[Lunchbox]

It's Curious George. Curious George Joins the Soccer Team. Did he read that? Did you remember that?

[Morgan]

Did you read Junie B. Jones?

[Lunchbox]

Who?

[Morgan]

Junie B. Jones. Those were the best books.

[Lunchbox]

What is that?

[Morgan]

Junie B. Jones. She was like a kid, and she was going through her life and had all these crazy moments and there's. Oh, gosh, there's like 40 or 50 of them. They're just these little chapter books.

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't know. Jody B. Jones.

[Morgan]

Junie B. Jones.

[Lunchbox]

Are you saying Junie.

[Morgan]

Junie.

[Lunchbox]

Never heard of her. What about Encyclopedia Brown? You read that?

[Bethenny Frankel]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Morgan]

We had different childhoods.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What about Maniac McGee?

[Morgan]

Anyway, so we did go to.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't answer my question.

[Morgan]

I don't know who that is. I just stated we had different childhoods.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Maniac McGee. My mom would read that to me at night.

[Morgan]

So you're a maniac McGee.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I don't. I mean, I run. I remember there was a frog in it.

[Morgan]

Do you identify more with Curious George or Maniac McGee?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Curious George. That was my jam.

[Morgan]

You're a curious monkey.

[Lunchbox]

That was my jam.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you dress up as it. One year, too, with your kids.

[Lunchbox]

I was the man in the yellow hat, and my middle son was Curious George for Halloween. It was pretty cool.

[Morgan]

So we did do that. We did Hemingway House.

[Lunchbox]

Then what did we do?

[Morgan]

We went to. There was like, a Four Beach State Park.

[Lunchbox]

No, we went to a bar.

[Morgan]

Well, yeah, we popped in a bar, but not very long.

[Lunchbox]

And then we went to breakfast.

[Morgan]

We did eat breakfast at the Breakfast Club, too. Yeah, and it was bomb. We had a pancake charcuterie board.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the pancake charcuterie board was dumb.

[Morgan]

Why was it dumb? It tasted so good.

[Lunchbox]

It was way too many pancakes.

[Morgan]

But we ate almost all of them.

[Lunchbox]

No, we ate half.

[Morgan]

That's not true. We had four left and there was

[Lunchbox]

14, so it was all right. I didn't think the pancakes were that great. The French toast board was better than the pancake board, in my opinion.

[Morgan]

French toast fondue was the other thing that we got.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, is that what it's called?

[Morgan]

Yeah, fondue.

[Lunchbox]

And I got the shrimp and grits. Good.

[Morgan]

That's some of the best food we've kind of eaten, honestly, this week.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, you're right about that.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Really good food.

[Lunchbox]

Then we went.

[Morgan]

That's when we went to the state park.

[Bethenny Frankel]

Beach.

[Morgan]

And we hung out on the beach for a hot minute.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you guys were in such a hurry, that drove me nuts.

[Morgan]

Why? Well, we didn't go there just to hang out at the beach.

[Lunchbox]

Well, why not? Why did we go to the beach if we were gonna hang out for 12 minutes and then say, all right, let's go, guys. Let's go.

[Morgan]

I mean, I think we were there for, like, 45 minutes.

[Lunchbox]

It's like I didn't even get to enjoy the water.

[Morgan]

You were in there. We went. We swam out to the rocks, and we hung out on the rocks. But you can only sit on the rocks for so long.

[Lunchbox]

Right? And then you're like, we gotta go. We gotta go. And I'm like, why?

[Morgan]

I had to keep us moving, you know?

[Lunchbox]

And then we went to a Cuban restaurant that was really good.

[Morgan]

I didn't eat there.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Morgan]

The Cuban menu did not have any offerings for my vegetarian diet.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sorry. It was really good.

[Morgan]

I did have some of the plantain chips, though.

[Lunchbox]

They were good.

[Morgan]

Those were good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So I enjoyed that. Except.

[Morgan]

And when we were there, I saw baby chicks. That was fun because there was roosters everywhere.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. No one told me about roosters in Key West.

[Morgan]

Those were so cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And then we went to a gift

[Morgan]

shop, and you made us go to a CVS because you forgot sunglasses and sunscreen.

[Lunchbox]

Wrong. I bought my sunglasses at the gift shop.

[Morgan]

Thank you. We went to a gift shop in CVS because Lunchbox forgot mouthwash, sunscreen, and sunglasses. And he also bought two shirts, one of which he is wearing right now.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I bought those from the gift shop. I bought the mouthwash and the sunscreen from Walgreens or cvs, whatever one it was. And I should have bought. What else did I need? That's all I needed.

[Morgan]

No, that's all you needed, but you needed something, so we had to stop in a cvs.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because I didn't have sunscreen. I didn't realize you needed sunscreen on a boat.

[Morgan]

Yeah, and you wouldn't go to the checkout. You wouldn't do the self checkout.

[Lunchbox]

I don't work there.

[Morgan]

Yeah, and I don't understand that. Like, you're so against the times.

[Lunchbox]

No. You know why? They don't give me a discount for checking myself out.

[Morgan]

No, but it helps you move faster. If you do self checkout.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry? If you do self checkout, you know what you're doing?

[Morgan]

What am I doing?

[Lunchbox]

You're taking a job away from somebody.

[Morgan]

No, but sometimes I'll go to the people. I just do both. I do whichever one's faster.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

Yeah. If the. If the people at the. Doing it manually are faster, I'm going to them. If the self checkout is empty, I'm

[Lunchbox]

going there, never doing it.

[Morgan]

I'm just helping with the efficiency of the store.

[Lunchbox]

Well, they'll learn that they need to get More cashiers in there. If you want to make them send a message. That's how you send a message.

[Morgan]

I don't really care to send a message, though. I just want.

[Lunchbox]

So you don't care about other people having a job?

[Morgan]

I want to get my groceries and leave.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry. I'm here to support American people, American jobs.

[Morgan]

Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, I think you just don't want to do it because you're not getting paid to do it. So you want to make somebody else do it, correct?

[Bethenny Frankel]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, why would I. Why would I do something that they're paying someone to do?

[Morgan]

I don't know. I kind of also find it fun. You don't find it fun, like, to scan the. I like getting the little gun out.

[Lunchbox]

And I used to do that. Man, I've been there. That was in my past life. I did that.

[Morgan]

Oh, I've been there. So you're too bougie to be fun?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm not too bougie to be fun. I'm trying to respect sensitive Sally over here that works at the cashier. I want her to.

[Morgan]

Why is she sensitive?

[Lunchbox]

Well, because she's emotional. Because she sees people going to the self checkout, and she's like, I'm gonna lose my job. I'm gonna lose my job.

[Morgan]

I think. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I wish we would come over to me.

[Morgan]

I think we're always gonna need both. I really do.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. You don't need self checkout. You really don't need it. And here's. Here's what's annoying. Like, at the airport in Nashville, I go in there to buy some snacks, right?

[Morgan]

Oh, like one of the gas stations in there.

[Lunchbox]

Convenience, whatever, whatever. And I walk up to the register, and it's self checkout only. But they have a woman sitting there hitting the buttons for you. If she's hitting the buttons, why shouldn't she just check me out?

[Morgan]

Yeah. See, that is weird.

[Lunchbox]

It's so annoying.

[Morgan]

That is weird.

[Lunchbox]

She's like, oh, here. Hit here. All right. And I scan this item. Scan this item. I'm like, why don't you just check me out? Why? What are we doing?

[Morgan]

I wonder if the reason why is because, like, they don't work the same hours. So, like the late night or the early morning flights, they don't have somebody working, so they're just in there for some of it.

[Lunchbox]

No, they have to have someone working.

[Morgan]

I don't know, but you're right. That is dumb. Like, just do one or the other. In those situations, right?

[Lunchbox]

You have an employee there hitting buttons and like. And I'm like, what? I just. So stupid. Very annoying.

[Morgan]

I'll keep using self checkouts, though.

[Lunchbox]

Okay? You hate American people having American jobs.

[Morgan]

I don't hate anybody having jobs.

[Lunchbox]

Hear that, guys? If you're a cashier anywhere, Morgan wants you to lose your job.

[Morgan]

That's not true. There's also cashier. You could be a cashier at Buffalo Wild Wings like I did. There's other cashier jobs.

[Lunchbox]

You can't be a cashier of Buffalo Wild Beach.

[Morgan]

I literally was. I took waitress. No, I. I was a host. And then I did take out orders. Orders. And then I did expo, and then I was a waitress. But takeout orders. As a cashier, you stand at the counter, you take takeout orders, you get food, and you deal with the money. Yeah, it's a cashier.

[Lunchbox]

Well, soon you'll just be ordering on the app.

[Morgan]

People do order on the app and they also handle that. So, like, jobs evolve. Things change.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

You were so mad about that.

[Lunchbox]

I was mad about that. But then. Yeah. Then we got back on the boat, and. We were on the boat and where'd we go?

[Morgan]

Yeah. Then we were at sea one day.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And we did. Oh, gosh. The karaoke competition I've been hosting has been crazy. We got some talented people on the boat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I watched it one night.

[Morgan]

You. You saw Sushi Man?

[Lunchbox]

Who?

[Morgan]

His. Well, so. His name's Devin, but he was upstairs eating sushi when I called his name. Yeah, he's the one you posted a video of. It was Devin. He was singing CeeLo Green.

[Lunchbox]

No. Oh. Oh. I didn't know that. I saw him from the. I was in. What do you call that? The rafters. Yeah, I was up top, like, looking over the boat, and you could see down in the middle, and that's when I saw him. Yeah, he was singing.

[Morgan]

Yeah, he's. He's who I call Sushi man because he was up eating sushi when he got called to come sing, and I made him stop eating sushi to come sing. So Devin, AKA Sushi man, he's solid, man.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe I need to have sushi tonight.

[Morgan]

Man, you need some sushi in your life.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I mean, I've been eating the buffet, and I mean, it's great.

[Morgan]

Hater of the buffet.

[Lunchbox]

No, I just. It's not that I'm a hater. It's just you can only eat the buffet so many times in a row.

[Morgan]

There's variety in there, though. You keep getting the same thing is the problem. Every time I go, I try and get something different, Mix it up.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there's not. I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying, like, I'd like a meal. Like, I don't know. Sushi sounds good. We're on a boat. They probably catch it over the edge, reel it in, and then take it into the sushi restaurant.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing.

[Lunchbox]

So, I mean, I think that tastes really good.

[Morgan]

Okay, Well, I mean, you do love the really nice dining restaurant because they allow you to get two of things that you love. Like, this is your. That is your prime location because you can get two entrees, you can get two apps, you can get two dessert.

[Lunchbox]

I did get two butternut squash soups last night, and it was so good. It was like, mmm, give me another one of them in my tummy.

[Morgan]

This turned into, like, only fans asmr of food.

[Lunchbox]

No, it was just really good, that's all.

[Morgan]

And then another night, we were there. You got two entrees.

[Lunchbox]

Well, they had quarter. I don't know what that is. It was a fish. I had never had it before, and so I want to know what it tastes like. And since I didn't have to pay for it, I was like, hey, let me get some of that quarter, please.

[Morgan]

Yeah. And you had to. And then you had two desserts last night. I did see you thrive in the dining room.

[Lunchbox]

I had two. I had the peach cobbler, and then I also had the. What was it? Sponge cake, Something like that.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, the strawberry. Oh, oh, the little.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But the sponge cake wasn't my favorite. I was thinking more angel food cake.

[Morgan]

It was angel food cake.

[Lunchbox]

That's what it was. That's what it was. But I didn't like all the icing on it. I just wanted the spongy stuff.

[Morgan]

That will always be weird to me that you don't like icing. It's like the best part of a dessert.

[Lunchbox]

I disagree.

[Morgan]

But you also. Your favorite dessert is cheesecake.

[Lunchbox]

So good. And they have it at cheese. I mean, they had cheesecake one night. One night. Isn't it like, what are we doing? Cheesecake should be available every night for dessert. Every night.

[Morgan]

You know what they have been mixing up, though, is the pastries in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

Still not that good.

[Morgan]

But, like, I had chocolate croissant.

[Lunchbox]

That was bomb. I'm not a big pastry guy.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'm a pastry.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You like pastries? You like the bread. I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, give me some cheesy cake.

[Morgan]

The cheesy cake.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I will say that I did. One night I was in the casino.

[Morgan]

Wait, hold on. Is this a. We're gonna go into the casino, talk. We're gonna take a break though, and then I'll let you go off on casino.

[Lunchbox]

All right, you talk and I'm gonna pee and I'll be back.

[Morgan]

Well, don't pee. We just have like a five second break.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, you. You're gonna have to filibuster because I'm gonna pee my pants.

[Morgan]

Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

[Lunchbox]

And you filibuster. I'm going pee.

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[Morgan]

Okay, let's talk about the casino stuff because I feel like you've spent majority of your time in the casino.

[Lunchbox]

Nah, I mean majority, no. But did I spend some time in the casino? Yes.

[Morgan]

I'd say like 40, 60.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, it's been great. It's a lot of fun, you know, like teaching listeners how to win money. You know, me being their guide, their leader, their. What do you call them? Coach Idol. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Coach is a good word too.

[Morgan]

Probably a better word.

[Lunchbox]

So, yeah, one night I sat, I went in there and played some Craps. And that didn't go so well. The next night I went in and played. What did I play? Roulette. Hit a couple numbers. Then I had to go pee. Just like, I just went pee now. And this one guy that I played, Damon was his name, he was like, hey, man, we're gonna hit the craps table. I was like, yeah, let's hit the craps table. I'll be right back, man. I'll be right back. And I went to the bathroom. And then as I was walking back in, there was people sitting at a blackjack table, like, oh, lunch. Sit down with us. Sit down with us. That's when your heart is torn. You're like, do you go back to Damon or do you go to these new listeners, you know, that you haven't talked to and you have to make a split second decision. And so I sat down with these listeners and I was teaching them how to play blackjack. And we played, and next thing I know, I'd been there for three hours. And they came up and they said, oh, guys, just so you know, we're going to be shutting down this table in 20 minutes. And I was like, what? And I looked around. We were the only ones left in the casino.

[Morgan]

You were just having yourself the time. Were you up? Were you hot?

[Lunchbox]

It was 2am yeah, but were you hot?

[Morgan]

Like, were you making money?

[Lunchbox]

I was doing my best to. I was making them money. And that's what I. That's. That's the most important part is making them money.

[Morgan]

Oh, is it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And so it was 2am And I was like, guys, I got to go to bed. I got to go to bed. And so I left the casino at 2am didn't realize it was 2am that's what happens when you're on a boat.

[Morgan]

And hey, shout out to Damon because him and his wife are awesome. And they gave us both money, which we both lost.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I wouldn't include that part.

[Morgan]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I didn't want to tell.

[Morgan]

We have to shout out to them because they're awesome. They love the casino. Big casino fans.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You know, it's terrible though, is that we don't know the wife's name.

[Morgan]

I know. I need to go ask her. I saw her again.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And you didn't ask her?

[Morgan]

No, but it's cuz we're running to do this. We're trying to get it done. Yeah, ask her.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Because it's one of those awkward times. It's like it's. You've talked to them so Much that maybe you should know their name, but then you don't.

[Morgan]

In all fairness, though, we've met over a thousand people just in the last few days.

[Lunchbox]

So here's the thing. I am shocked. I've talked to so many people, and I. And I'm like, oh, we've had to met everybody now. And they're like, oh, my gosh, finally I get to meet you. And I'm like, what? How have I not met everybody? How have I not met everybody on this boat?

[Morgan]

I know. Or people come up, they're like, I finally found you. I was like, really? I've been everywhere.

[Lunchbox]

I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man.

[Morgan]

Yeah, literally. And that's what they'll come up and say. And I'm just shocked that we haven't found each other yet.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like, but the boat. And this lady has been walking some laps. She is moving.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but this boat is 15 levels.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

There's over 2,000 people on it. There's a lot of people to go through, even in seven days.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's true. On the last day, I'm gonna post on Instagram, be like, hey, I'm gonna be right here. If you're on this boat, if you've not met me, come say hello.

[Morgan]

You just wanna go sit in the library together.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I was gonna do.

[Morgan]

Okay, we can do that on our last day at sea before we disembark. I think it'll be sad. I think we'll be sad to leave when it actually is over.

[Lunchbox]

Will we?

[Morgan]

I think we'll be tired and ready to go home and sleep, but I think we'll be sad to be, you know, not in the warm weather on a boat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I don't get to go home and sleep. I have three kids.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you may need a vacation from the vacation.

[Lunchbox]

Right. And I mean, shout out to my wife, you know, because she's at home and she did come down with strep throat. And my middle child once again came down with strep throat, so she was battling that, trying to get kids to baseball practice, getting to birthday parties, basketball tournaments. So, yeah, I am impressed.

[Morgan]

You have not lost your voice yet and you haven't gotten sick yet.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I don't ever get sick either.

[Morgan]

Or it's kind of always one when a vacation happens. So I'm hoping you're doing good this time.

[Lunchbox]

Like, before I go to bed, I drink a lot of water so I can. Hopefully my voice will be okay. But the only problem with that Is, let me tell you, I have to get up five times every night to pee. At least.

[Morgan]

Then why don't you start doing it in the morning when you first wake up instead of right before you go to bed?

[Lunchbox]

I feel like it needs to be hydrated. My vocal cords need to be hydrated while I sleep.

[Morgan]

Well, I mean, you got saliva pumping through you.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, there goes Brandy. She won $1,000 playing bingo. Brandi, shout out. She was walking with her mom.

[Morgan]

Oh, we have had a lot of. We've had a lot of activities. I've been doing karaoke, blackjack. I did a morning walk. What have you been doing all your activities?

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea.

[Morgan]

You can list them all.

[Lunchbox]

No, I really don't know. You know, I did tequila sunrise bingo.

[Morgan]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

And that was a packed house. Packed.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I think because your bingo was so packed. They're moving mine. That's happening on the last day to the theater.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because there was not enough room in that room. And they had the. These guys were coming with wheelies, and they had chairs. They were wheeling them in, throwing them down, running down, getting more chairs, bringing them in. It was wild. And we gave away. It was. It was a lot of fun. I thought bingo was pretty fun. I.

[Morgan]

What's been your favorite so far?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. Let me think. My favorite. The blackjack tournament's been my favorite.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's been really fun. Like, the participation with everybody. It's been fun.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Because there are a lot. Like, what I like about it is, it's all fun, and it's, you know, whatever. Someone's gonna win money in it. But at the same time, they're having fun letting the players flip the card of the dealer. Like, when they need the dealer to bust it, they slide it over to him. They let it flip it over for the table. I think that's fun. Instead of being very rigid and being like, no, we got to do it very professionally, and only the dealer can touch the cards.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. No. Shout out to Terry. Terry's my favorite dealer.

[Lunchbox]

Liz has been. She was great. The first couple days. That has been my favorite. The people gathered around and cheering. And then, like, the night I was in the casino, this third night, I didn't even play, but Amy sat down at a blackjack table, and I was her coach, and we had a lot of people in there, and we were cheering and going crazy, and Amy was winning money. Probably owes me half, if I'm saying myself, because I was the coach, and that was a lot of fun. So I just, like, that kind of stuff.

[Morgan]

Okay, maybe we need to go back in there. Just for fun's one time, not because we've been in there a lot for the tournament.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but your. Your karaoke was fun. The first night I went, I didn't go the second night.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that was super fun.

[Lunchbox]

What else has been fun? The drinks have been fun.

[Morgan]

All the people giving you pina coladas. Everybody thinks you only like pina coladas now.

[Lunchbox]

I know. I know because you did that. We were. Well, no, we were doing a Q and A on stage by the pool. And, I mean, I'm not really a. I don't know how it works, but when you're on a boat at the beach like this, I feel like a pina colada. Or, like, when you're at the beach, a pina colada feels like the perfect drink. So I just wanted a pina colada. Now people think that's all I drink, and they keep bringing me pina coladas. And I'm like, guys, I just wanted it by the boat, man. I don't need it when I'm playing blackjack. You know what I mean?

[Morgan]

How many do you think you've had now?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God. 52,000?

[Morgan]

So many pina. And you know what? Hot take. I hate pina coladas. They taste like suntan lotion to me.

[Lunchbox]

That's your Covid.

[Morgan]

I don't think so.

[Lunchbox]

No, it is.

[Morgan]

No, it tastes like.

[Bethenny Frankel]

What.

[Morgan]

What's. What is? Your sun? The beach bum? Yeah, it tastes like beach bum suntan lotion.

[Lunchbox]

No, you. You are wrong. No, Pina coladas are. Mmm. They're so good when you're sitting by the pool or the beach, and you're just like, ah, heaven.

[Morgan]

See? And you know what? Somebody told me to try a Miami Vice because I don't like pina colada. So maybe I'm gonna attempt that, which is, I guess, a pina colada mixed with something else.

[Lunchbox]

But I will say the one thing we have to stop. Martinez is on you from Seattle. The hot shots. Like, if you're gonna order. Like, if you're gonna be nice and order me a shot, make sure it's chilled.

[Morgan]

Hold on. You don't get to decide.

[Lunchbox]

No, you do.

[Morgan]

You do what somebody gives you, and they're giving you a drink for free. That's not how that works.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm 44 years old now, okay? If you bring me a warm shot, I mean, I'm not trying to be a diva, but I'm gonna be like,

[Morgan]

you are being a diva.

[Lunchbox]

Bye.

[Taylor Sheridan]

Okay.

[Morgan]

But then you can't ask for things for free. You take with what you get when it's free.

[Lunchbox]

Because these people, like, they bring me tequila shots when I'm hosting things, and I'm like, all right, yeah, I'll do it. And it's like, oh, my God, it's warm. Who wants a warm shot? I understand when you're 21 or you're 18 and you're doing shots and there's no choice. You don't even know what chilled is. But now that we're 44, chill.

[Morgan]

The shot, the vodka shot I had was pretty. It was, like, in between.

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It wasn't warm.

[Morgan]

It wasn't cold.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my tequila shots have been warm. Every single one of them have been warm.

[Morgan]

That's probably on purpose, honestly.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, oh.

[Morgan]

But then you have to just say no.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I was in.

[Morgan]

You don't get free drinks anymore.

[Lunchbox]

I was introducing Cooper Allen, right? And this guy brings me a shot on stage. I'm like, all right, y'. All. Cheers to the boat. And I was like, cheers. And I'm like, I don't even need a lime. And I threw the lime in the crowd, right? And I didn't realize it was warm at this time. And I took the shot. I'm like, oh, my God. I could have used that line. I could use that lime. Like, it was really bad.

[Morgan]

You're trying to be cool guy.

[Lunchbox]

I was. I was trying to be cool guy. And I regretted it big time.

[Morgan]

Well, I'm glad you're having fun. How much do you think of drink? More than normal. You're not really a big drinker anymore.

[Lunchbox]

More than normal. More than what I would regularly drink on a Tuesday. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, when's the last time you think you've drank this much?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I haven't been on a vacation like this in a long time.

[Morgan]

I know. Like, without kids, Right? So.

[Lunchbox]

So. I don't know. It's been a long, long time. Long, long time. I love you. Long time.

[Morgan]

That I've had. I've had one strawberry daiquiri we went to when we were on Nassau.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So that was our adventure on Nassau. As we got off the boat and we went to Queen Staircase. We walked. It's like these 60 staircases. Supposed to be this national monument in Nassau, which was really cool. Yeah, it's a cool spot. But we cheated. We went from top to bottom. Apparently, we're supposed to go from bottom to top.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

We did not.

[Lunchbox]

Didn't Earn it.

[Morgan]

No, we did not. And then we went to the beach. We went to Cabbage beach, where Lunchbox was just diving.

[Lunchbox]

Let me tell you, these were 12 footers over my head, right? Would you say 12ft?

[Morgan]

I don't. I don't know how.

[Taylor Sheridan]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

They were huge.

[Lunchbox]

They were huge. Yeah, but they were over my head. Guys. They were. It was kicking my ass.

[Morgan]

And he was like a little kid in the waves. He was just, like, diving in him, jumping in him. And then he'd look at me on the beach like, oh, mom, what you watching? Is this fun? Like, just a little kid?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Morgan]

Every time.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. I would go for about 15 minutes, and I'd be like, oh, is Morgan still there? I just want to make sure she didn't get kidnapped, because I don't know what go. And there was a couple times I looked up and Morgan was gone. I was like, oh, where'd she go?

[Morgan]

I sat in the same spot.

[Lunchbox]

I know there was people blocking you a couple times.

[Orderly Meds Announcer]

Well.

[Morgan]

And you kept moving in the waves. You'd go different directions.

[Lunchbox]

What I found out is that I'm. I would move, and I was like, oh, she's down the beach. That's how I'd line up. Where I was supposed to be is I'd look for you. Oh, I need to go back that way.

[Morgan]

It was funny. It really reminded me of, like, a kid looking for their. Their parents back on the beach. Like, are you watching what I'm doing? This is cool. It was like Lunchbox, and I was being the mom because I did not get in the. In the ocean that day. I wish I would have. Yeah, I was worried our stuff was going to get stolen, honestly.

[Lunchbox]

See, that's where you need to quit worrying so much.

[Morgan]

Why? That's a fair thing, too. I'm not used to this area either, am I? Yeah. And you're just going to leave our wallets, our phones, everything we need to

[Lunchbox]

get back on the boat covered up with a shirt?

[Morgan]

Okay? They could take the whole thing. I was too paranoid.

[Lunchbox]

You know what beach life is about? It's not about stealing. It's about relaxing.

[Morgan]

You know how much stealing happens on the beach?

[Lunchbox]

None.

[Morgan]

A lot.

[Lunchbox]

None. No.

[Morgan]

You've never seen those people? Metal detectors? They, like, purposefully go and steal people's money.

[Lunchbox]

No, they don't. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. They're looking for buried treasure.

[Morgan]

Yeah, okay, okay. You tell yourself that.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, look, I love my shoes.

[Morgan]

You never watch Baywatch they go and they put, like, coolers on top of things and steal stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Did you really just reference Baywatch? I did. As your barometer?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Do you know what Baywatch is?

[Morgan]

Yeah. A show.

[Lunchbox]

Not real.

[Morgan]

Okay. But people still steal on the beach. It's a real thing. I was just kind of making a joke.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, because I dropped my sandals somewhere, and we were packing up to go, and you're like, where are your shoes? And I was like, well, nobody's gonna steal sandals. Can I be honest? I totally forgot where I put them. I thought they got washed away in the ocean.

[Morgan]

I thought they did, too. For a second.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, oh, damn. This is gonna be a long day.

[Morgan]

They're not trying to steal those. They're trying to steal, like, a bag. Like, I had a straight up purse.

[Lunchbox]

Why would they not steal my brand new sandals?

[Morgan]

Because they don't care. Those aren't valuable to them.

[Lunchbox]

They could be.

[Morgan]

You know what's valuable? An iPhone that costs a thousand dollars or money in a wallet or a credit card or a passport at that. They could take my ID and run across the border for all I know.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I'm just. Just saying, like, I. I was a little worried about you.

[Morgan]

Hey, I got in the beach when we were in Key West.

[Lunchbox]

For three minutes.

[Morgan]

No, I was in there. I swam out to the rocks. Huh. And I was out there for a while, but then Eddie said he got stung. I was like, okay, I'm leaving.

[Lunchbox]

But did he really?

[Morgan]

I don't know. He says he did.

[Lunchbox]

He just makes things up, make himself sound tough.

[Morgan]

Anyways, the one. The one drink I did had was after we went to the beach in Nassau. I went and had a strawberry daiquiri at the Dollar Bill bar.

[Lunchbox]

It was called the Bearded Clam. Yeah, that was really good.

[Morgan]

The strawberry daiquiri was not.

[Lunchbox]

No, because they put it in straight syrup. They didn't.

[Morgan]

There was not a strawberry in sight.

[Lunchbox]

I know. That was your problem.

[Morgan]

I know. I had, like, three sips.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But I like my. What was it called? Conch. Conch.

[Sponsor Announcer]

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[Morgan]

You're like fried conch. It's like a seafood. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It was really good. I'd like some of that when we get to

[Morgan]

bem. Any.

[Lunchbox]

Be many.

[Morgan]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

I got it. Benimmy.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Ben Ami.

[Morgan]

We were so close. It really feels like the Friends episode. Every time I try and teach you bimini.

[Lunchbox]

It's a tough word.

[Morgan]

We're gonna take a break, and we'll be right back.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

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[Morgan]

All right, so now past Nassau, we're back on the ship. And this is where we are. This is kind of the moment in time. We haven't reached Bimini yet by the time we're recording this. So we're just at sea today. We get to hang out, eat food. You know how much ice cream I've eaten?

[Orderly Meds Announcer]

Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

A lot. You like? Every time I see you, you have ice cream.

[Morgan]

I know you know how cool it is to just have soft serve available all the time.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty cool because you're taking advantage of it.

[Morgan]

Have you not eaten any ice cream?

[Lunchbox]

I. Two things. Ice cream. First one, not so good. Second one, cherry. Pretty good.

[Morgan]

It's so good.

[Lunchbox]

There's one guy, gosh, what's his name? He's on a motorized wheelchair. Man, that dude is on the ice cream. He has it like six times a day.

[Morgan]

You know what? But like, this is the time you get free ice cream on a cruise ship. You paid for it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, the ice cream lady sees him at breakfast and she's like, hey, you ready for Some ice cream. Or she sees him in the hall and she's like, ice cream's waiting for you.

[Morgan]

I aspire to be this man on the scooter.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's pretty cool. Wish I remembered his name.

[Morgan]

You're normally really good at names, but again, we've met a lot of people.

[Lunchbox]

I was gonna say here the first day I was nailing people.

[Bethenny Frankel]

Mm.

[Lunchbox]

But then when they change clothes. Shady.

[Morgan]

Or if you meet them and they had. Didn't have sunglasses on. Now all of a sudden, they have sunglasses on. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Hard. You got a few identities when you're on a cruise ship.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I remember Franny and Kathy. We met them the first day at lunch.

[Morgan]

And there's a guy, gts. Have you met him? You did meet him. He was in the cool shirt at Keith Urban. He had glasses and the big gold chain.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, good time Kenny. Oh, good time Scotty.

[Morgan]

Good times Scotty. He's gta.

[Lunchbox]

He bought me these underwear.

[Morgan]

Okay. He bought you? That feels weird.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but it's really a swimsuit.

[Morgan]

Oh, well, swimsuit and underwear are vastly different.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but does he not think I have swimsuit?

[Morgan]

I think he's worried that you don't have enough clothes. Oh, he get you a small?

[Lunchbox]

No, he got me an extra large. What the heck?

[Morgan]

What's worse? What's worse if he would have got you an extra small or an extra large?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. How do I take this back?

[Morgan]

I don't know where it came from.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you don't think it's on the boat?

[Morgan]

Maybe I don't. Did you ask him?

[Lunchbox]

No, he just handed it to me. He goes, now we can match.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's why he bought him for you. Wanted to match with you.

[Lunchbox]

Right, but the problem is I'm gonna need a rope to keep him up.

[Morgan]

Just go tell him. He'd be happy to help. He said he's vying for the best Cruiser Awards.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, really?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, there's some good ones.

[Morgan]

I know. I was trying to think about that. You know who my favorite is so far?

[Lunchbox]

Who?

[Morgan]

You saw her when she was at karaoke. She's been at karaoke both times. And she's also in a scooter, but she also has a cane. And she gets up and she dances. I need to figure out her name because she is the life of the party. As soon as she starts dancing, everybody else starts dancing. Yeah, so she's. She's up top for me right now.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

And Kathy, who was playing poker.

[Lunchbox]

It's not poker. Morgan, you Call it poker one more time, I'm gonna throw you off the boat. It's blackjack.

[Morgan]

Wait, what's the difference between poker and blackjack?

[Lunchbox]

A big difference.

[Morgan]

Is poker a game?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Morgan]

I thought. I just thought all card games were poker.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

I really did. You're telling me poker itself is a game?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Guys, this is what I deal with. Guys, this is what I deal with.

[Morgan]

I mean, I know like the overarching is gambling, but like, I really thought poker was all card games. I did not realize poker itself was one specific game. Yeah, very sorry.

[Lunchbox]

There's different types of poker.

[Morgan]

Okay, maybe that's. I know there's like blackjack and Texas hole, but I thought they were all under the umbrella of poker.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Morgan]

This is a little weird on my brain right now.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Morgan]

Okay, got it. So we have poker, we got blackjack, we got Texas hold'. Em. Well, okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

Okay. So blackjack. Kathy was playing blackjack. She's also in my running.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Who's her daughter?

[Morgan]

Gosh, I don't know. She calls her mom all the time, so that's the only thing that I remember name wise.

[Lunchbox]

I forgot. I forgot her daughter's name. Dang. I met her the first night playing craps. I forget.

[Morgan]

And Damon and his wife, which we gotta figure out her name.

[Lunchbox]

We've already gave them shout out.

[Morgan]

I know, but they're still. I'm talking about best cruisers we've got so far.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I don't know. Alexa was pretty good, her and her mom. I played blackjack with them all night. Their sister was up in bed and so I see her every time and I see her sister now. I'm like, hey, you missed the best night of the cruise. Just so you know. She's like.

[Morgan]

There was a woman also during karaoke, that sang Red Solo Cup. Yeah, she was pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

What was her name?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Bimini. Ms. Bimini.

[Morgan]

Okay, what else have we missed? A little bit longer to go.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'll tell you what, that the. I don't. I'm not really an ocean guy. Yeah, I don't like the beach.

[Morgan]

I'm with you. See that? You were giving me a hard time for us leaving. I'm not good at just like sitting on the beach. If we would have had an activity planned like jet skiing or parasailing. No, no.

[Lunchbox]

Swim in the water.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that doesn't entertain me for long enough. I need an activity.

[Lunchbox]

But I will say the weather in Nassau, it was not hot in the Water was perfection. I could get along with that kind of beach day, but if it gets any hotter, I don't want to be out there.

[Morgan]

Yeah, and you can't really because there's

[Lunchbox]

no shade like that. But that water felt amazing. And the water was so, like, blue.

[Morgan]

It was different shades of blue.

[Lunchbox]

It was beautiful. Read my lips. Beautiful.

[Morgan]

Well, I can't really read your lips. They don't see you right now.

[Lunchbox]

I know it's a joke, but it was.

[Morgan]

It was multiple colors. We had like a deep blue. There was a teal and like a light blue.

[Lunchbox]

Bingo. These two dudes out here are taking model pictures. They've been taking pictures for the last 30 minutes. Right there.

[Morgan]

Oh, is there like a tripod set up right there?

[Lunchbox]

Probably.

[Morgan]

That's pretty funny.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, there's a tripod. Are they doing a TikTok? There's another new. Take a picture. I mean, funny because of where we're at in the studio. We can see a lot of things happening. There's a track outside of here. There's lawn chairs.

[Lunchbox]

There's a basketball court.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's kind of cruising. Is fun people watching.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, they're doing tick tock. They're doing tick tock.

[Morgan]

Oh, we're watching it live.

[Lunchbox]

They are doing a tick tock.

[Morgan]

This better make it to our feed.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

I feel like I should interrupt this and just like, open, you know. Here, let me see something.

[Lunchbox]

Well, don't ruin their tick tock.

[Morgan]

I'm not gonna ruin it. I'm just gonna show up in the.

[Lunchbox]

In the door and see if they laugh. Do they see you? The one guy's walking away. Oh, my God. Do they have magic outfits?

[Morgan]

They all have, like, Hawaiian shirts on.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

I think they might be worker, like, employees on the ship. Maybe. I haven't seen them, so maybe that makes sense. They're making a fun. That's hilarious.

[Lunchbox]

That's really good.

[Morgan]

We need to see what they're doing. Maybe we can make one of that. We've been. If you are listening to this may. Well, we'll be. We'll be done with the cruise.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

We need to make some more videos.

[Lunchbox]

I know. I told you what we should do.

[Morgan]

Which one?

[Lunchbox]

Me throwing you in the pool.

[Morgan]

You never suggested that.

[Lunchbox]

That'd be a great one.

[Morgan]

No, let's not.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Okay.

[Morgan]

We need to come up with some. That's the thing that we haven't done, man.

[Lunchbox]

And we haven't done the walkie talkies at all.

[Bethenny Frankel]

I know.

[Morgan]

I brought walkie talkies. For us.

[Lunchbox]

And, guys, I need you to charge mine.

[Morgan]

You already. It's already dead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I left it on the whole time.

[Morgan]

Why didn't you turn it off?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I just realized it. I just realized it when I went into my room and it was beeping at me. Me. And I'm like, oh, I forgot to turn it off.

[Morgan]

Okay, I'll charge it. But we only have, like, two more days to use them.

[Lunchbox]

I know, I know.

[Morgan]

We haven't been good at it, but it threw me off because there's other people on the channel on the boat.

[Lunchbox]

It really freaked you out.

[Morgan]

Yeah. And I was like, are we on? On, like, the employees channel? We shouldn't be on these walkie talkies.

[Lunchbox]

Because the first day we got on, I was in my room and I got on there and I said, oh, there's a captain coming over. We're ready for departure. And Morgan freaked out. She immediately texts me, goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God, we're on the captain's channel. Did you hear that? That was the captain. And I was like, I did hear it. Oh, my gosh, we're gonna get thrown off the boat. She goes, but they said to bring walkie talkies. Oh, no. Maybe we need to change channels.

[Morgan]

And then you. Five minutes later, we're like, that was me. I was so worried we're gonna get in trouble.

[Lunchbox]

I know, I know. It's really good.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What else about the boat? Stuff goes on all night. That's what's crazy.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I've been going to bed early. Keith Urban was awesome.

[Lunchbox]

That lady is still walking, dude. She is moving. Girl, calm down.

[Morgan]

Keith Urban was great. Scotty McCreary was really good.

[Lunchbox]

Who else was there?

[Morgan]

I'm excited to see Leanne Rhymes. I haven't seen her yet.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Parmalee's on the boat now.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, the Parmalee moments. Good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And the drunk girl that got on stage was Scotty McCreary. I guess she's still on the boat. I don't know.

[Morgan]

I assume. And the same one that also was drunk and got on Bobby's first show. I'm assuming they're all on the boat still. I don't think you get thrown off for being drunk.

[Lunchbox]

You might not. I don't know.

[Morgan]

You may get thrown in, like, the downstairs jail for a minute or do

[Lunchbox]

they lock you in your room?

[Morgan]

Think about your decisions.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's good. Time to reflect.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Give you, like, 10 hours of rest and come back.

[Lunchbox]

Reflection. Yeah. But, yeah, man, I don't know what else we Did. Keith Urban was awesome. He gave his guitar to someone in the crowd. Oh.

[Morgan]

And I talked to her. The one who got it. I can't. I don't know her name. I'm really bad.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it was a dude.

[Morgan]

Nope.

[Lunchbox]

And my favorite thing is Morgan. The first thing she says is, how are they gonna get that guitar home?

[Morgan]

Like, and you know what's funny? Hold on.

[Lunchbox]

The first reaction should be, oh, my God, they got a Keith Urban guitar. Not, how are they gonna get that home?

[Morgan]

Okay. First of all, I'm so used to. I've gone to a lot of Keith Urban shows, and he always gives away a guitar. This is like, his thing. Second of all, she came up to me at your bingo and was like, hey, I'm the one who got the guitar. How do I get home?

[Lunchbox]

Did she really?

[Morgan]

Not kidding. I was like, oh, I was thinking about this last night. I was like, you need a guitar case. And he did a Check that. So she's gonna try and figure it out when we get back to Florida. She's really concerned about how she's gonna get back.

[Lunchbox]

Where does she live?

[Morgan]

I don't know. I didn't ask that part. But they're on a flight. They have flight.

[Lunchbox]

That could be her carry on luggage.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but she's on Delta, and Delta is different than, like, Southwest. I've seen people check, you know, carry on their guitars, and it's not been an issue. I've never seen that on a Delta flight.

[Lunchbox]

Huh. So I'm sure there's a store in Fort Lauderdale. I would think that she could, you know, ship it like FedEx.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Or I told her just if she could buy a hard guitar case, like a cheap one somewhere.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And just throw it in that and check the bag.

[Lunchbox]

Or she give it to me.

[Morgan]

No, no.

[Lunchbox]

And then I'd get it to her.

[Morgan]

No, you wouldn't. We'd be in the same situation as, like, the girl we saw who. You gave the Jordan Davis lyrics that took you like, eight years to me,

[Lunchbox]

nine year and two months to mail it to her.

[Bethenny Frankel]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So we're not gonna.

[Lunchbox]

But she was excited. Oh, we got a Colton from Regina is here. He's on the ship.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, he told us.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

That was like, the first day we met him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I just liked it. He was from Regina, so I remember his name.

[Morgan]

Yeah, he had to tell us, so we knew it was a real city.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I met people from New Hampshire because we didn't think New Hampshire was real.

[Morgan]

Don't loop we in there.

[Lunchbox]

I Knew a lot of people from Delaware, a lot of people from Ohio, Oklahoma.

[Morgan]

We've had people from Wichita, which has been cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I met a couple from El Paso.

[Morgan]

Yeah?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They met in Abilene, and then they moved to El Paso because that's where she's from. Oh, I was from.

[Morgan]

From Alaska. That one was crazy.

[Lunchbox]

I met a woman from Hawaii.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but see, Alaska's crazy because it's

[Lunchbox]

like, polar opposite Hawaii. It's a long way.

[Morgan]

It is a long way, but, like, Alaska, the environment, cold, snowy mountain weather. And then you come down here to the ocean.

[Lunchbox]

Bonita. She was at bingo, I think she yelled at me. She was like, I'm still bonita. And I was like, oh, my bad. Because I thought she was about to have bingo. I was like, what's your name? She goes, still bonita. Because I'd asked her a minute ago what her name was, and. And I came back around the room and I saw her standing, and I thought I hadn't talked to her yet. My bad. That's on me.

[Morgan]

Another favorite of mine is somebody who you heard, overheard you complaining about having to do best bits with me, and she was like, you want some wine with that cheese? Yeah, I liked her. She was funny.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So it's been great. I mean, it's been really fun. I don't know.

[Morgan]

I'm having fun. I'm definitely tired.

[Lunchbox]

Tired.

[Morgan]

And I do miss my Remy and Hazel.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

My babies, my girls.

[Lunchbox]

No, don't call them your girls.

[Morgan]

Don't call my girls. It's just easier to say that, you know?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not. Say my pets.

[Morgan]

No, it's not as fun.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

I like what I want to say. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I tried to face on my kids, right? No, we don't want to FaceTime. Okay, cool, man.

[Morgan]

They don't miss you.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, you guys want to see the ocean? Now we're good. All right, Good talk. Good talk.

[Morgan]

Is your wife ready for you to come home?

[Lunchbox]

Probably. I mean, we haven't really talked that much. I mean, I don't have a lot of time, and just trying, like, you can't call. Like, the cell phones don't work.

[Morgan]

You can only FaceTime.

[Lunchbox]

Only FaceTime. And so when I have time, they have something going on, or when they want to FaceTime, I'm doing something. And so it's just. It's tough, man. It's. It's a rough life out here on this open seas.

[Morgan]

I know whenever I FaceTime my fiance, I just fall asleep, and he's like, dude, just go to bed.

[Lunchbox]

And we did see dolphins.

[Morgan]

We did.

[Lunchbox]

In this moment, Morgan and I were eating lunch, and me with an eagle eye saw the. The pod of dolphins out of the water.

[Morgan]

It's like their little fins going down.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's them coming out of the water, and then that's him going back in the water.

[Morgan]

Are they still working on the TikTok back there?

[Lunchbox]

No, that's a guy with a guitar.

[Morgan]

Oh, okay.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Morgan]

We've had a good time up here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Anything else?

[Morgan]

Nothing that I can think of. We still have a few more days to go, though, so.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, stuff's gonna happen, man. Stuff is gonna happen on this boat. It's crazy. Been a minute. Benami. Bimini, Bimini, Bimini, Bimini.

[Morgan]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Tomorrow

[Morgan]

we have another day at sea, and then we're done.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Lee Bryce. Tomorrow.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Morgan]

And we got Parmalee, we got Cassie, Ashton. I think those are in Leanne Rhymes. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Parmalee's doing something. Someone's renewing their vows. They're doing it out there in the.

[Morgan]

No, that's. Thelma and James are doing that. The vow renewal. Is Parmelee doing it too? Both, maybe.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man, I was gonna try to watch that, but I don't think we're gonna make it.

[Morgan]

What time is it?

[Lunchbox]

At three.

[Morgan]

Oh, well, we can go here soon. We'll get there, we'll stop this and we're gonna answer questions. We'll be done.

[Lunchbox]

That'd be four minutes. We had to get there in four minutes.

[Morgan]

Well, the boat's really small, you know.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but we gotta do questions. And, you know, you can't answer question, short answer.

[Morgan]

Don't look at me. That's a you problem.

[Lunchbox]

You gotta ramble on and on and on and on and on.

[Morgan]

You know who rambles on and on? It's Lunchbox. Can I try and get him to someplace we stop? Like 80 times? He has to tell everybody's entire life story.

[Lunchbox]

You know why? Because people want to talk to me and they're like, hey, you're famous. I'm like, I know. Let me. You want to hear about my life story? And I tell them. And so we're here on the boat to do is tell them my life story every two minutes.

[Morgan]

That's exactly why we're here, to hear your life story. Yeah, I think it's more just say hi, hang out, have fun.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that too.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

All right, well, we're going to get out of here.

[Lunchbox]

All right, man. Hey, we're out here in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I mean, we may be in the Indian Ocean by now.

[Morgan]

I don't think that's how that works.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you got to go from ocean to ocean.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but we literally have. We can see the coastline of Bimini.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, we're not in the. We're not in the Indian Ocean anymore. So we're out of the Indian Ocean. We're back in the. What?

[Morgan]

We never went to the Indian Ocean.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know that, lady.

[Morgan]

We've literally been by Florida.

[Lunchbox]

We've been walking an hour.

[Morgan]

We have been by Florida this entire time. We have not left the area.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Okay, well, bye. From the middle of the ocean.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Which ocean? We are unclear on, guys. We are unclear on not.

[Morgan]

We don't put me in that category.

[Lunchbox]

We are unclear on what ocean, man.

[Bethenny Frankel]

All right.

[Morgan]

Thanks for being here.

[Lunchbox]

This is supposed to be my downtime on the boat, and here I am working again.

[Morgan]

Stop complaining. You're having fun.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm saying on the boat. I'm supposed to be chilling right now. But no, I'm up here working like always, man.

[Morgan]

It's kind of chilling. We're just talking, rehashing, living it up, talking about mems.

[Lunchbox]

I'm probably got so many more stories, but I can't remember them.

[Morgan]

I know there's a lot that has happened, but we can always debrief further when we get back. All right, for now, this is where

[Bethenny Frankel]

we leave you guys.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna take a nap, boy.

[Morgan]

Okay. Goodbye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Goodbye.

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