Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – "MOVIE MIKE: Best and Worst of June with Mike and Kelsey + Movie Review: Why Did Jurassic World Rebirth Suck? + Trailer Park: Project Hail Mary"

Release Date: July 12, 2025
Host: Premiere Networks
Description: Dive into Movie Mike's in-depth discussions on the best and worst movies of June, a critical review of Jurassic World Rebirth, and an exclusive look into the upcoming film Project Hail Mary.

Introduction

The episode kicks off with Mike expressing typical post-vacation anxiety:

"[03:04] Movie Mike: ...post vacation scaries."

Key Points:

• Transitioning back to daily life after a relaxing vacation.
• Addressing minor household issues that added stress.
• Setting the stage for the episode's main segments: Best and Worst Movies of June, a critical movie review, and a preview of an upcoming film.

Best Movies of June

Top Picks:

1. F1

   • Rating: 4.5/5
   • Discussion: Mike and Kelsey recount their positive viewing experience at the Scottsdale Fashion Quarter Mall theater. The movie's superior picture and sound quality, coupled with engaging sound design, enhanced their enjoyment.

     "[04:44] Mike: ...the picture quality on that screen was just really great."

2. 28 Years Later

   • Rating: 4.5/5
   • Discussion: Considered the standout favorite for the month, this film is praised for its potential to become a franchise tentpole. Mike emphasizes its emotional impact, solidifying its place in his top ratings for the year.

     "[08:15] Movie Mike: ...28 years later is going to be a movie that I see is like, oh, that's kind of a tent pole..."

Additional Mentions:

• Predator Killer of Killers: Animated movie on Hulu, praised with a 4/5 rating.
• How to Train Your Dragon: Received a 3.5/5.
• Gran Turismo: Described as a middle-of-the-road racing movie.

Worst Movies of June

Bottom Picks:

1. Echo Valley

   • Rating: 3/5
   • Discussion: Critiqued for its trope-laden thriller narrative, lacking originality and depth. The characters felt insufferable, particularly Sydney Sweeney's portrayal of a toxic relationship dynamic.

     "[11:35] Movie Mike: ...the more trouble that she got into, you're like, oh, come on."

2. Bright Hard

   • Rating: 2/5
   • Discussion: Despite some humor and laughs, the film was criticized for its over-the-top comedic elements that didn't mesh well with the thriller aspects. The reliance on slapstick humor detracted from the overall narrative.

     "[16:02] Mike: ...it was better than a simple favor, too."

Additional Mentions:

• Simple Favor: So poorly received that it wasn't even completed for a review.

Television Highlights

Best TV Show of June:

• Squid Game Season 3
  • Discussion: Kelsey lauds the series for its immersive storytelling and emotional journey, despite acknowledging that finales often leave some viewers dissatisfied.

    "[18:38] Movie Mike: TV show of June easily goes to Squid Game Season 3..."

Other Mentions:

• We Were Liars: Mike praises the Amazon Prime series, highlighting its emotional depth and compelling narrative that sparked interest in the original novel.

Vacation Recap: Scottsdale

Highlights:

• Best Part:

  • Baseball Game: Mike and Kelsey share their love for attending baseball games, a tradition that has become a cornerstone of their vacations together.

    "[21:25] Mike: ...our first vacation together was a trip to Chicago and we saw the Cubs versus the White Sox."

• Worst Part:

  • Heat: The extreme summer temperatures posed challenges, making certain outings uncomfortable despite the enjoyable pool and excellent service at their accommodation.

    "[22:40] Mike: ...getting in the car because you rented a black car, which I knew was gonna be kind of an issue."

Additional Experiences:

• Stargazing sessions from their rooftop deck.
• Encountering dramatic weather phenomena like thunderstorms and lightning in the desert landscape.

Book Discussions

• "Darn the Poppy Fields" by Nikki Ehrlich

  • Rating: 4/5
  • Discussion: Mike introduces the novel, highlighting its unique take on grief and coping mechanisms through a narrative involving medically induced sleep in the Poppy Fields.

    "[24:29] Mike: ...it was a unique take on grief and how people cope."

• Upcoming Adaptations:

  • Jeanette McCurdy's Memoir: Anticipation around its adaptation into a series starring Jennifer Aniston, with discussions on its dark themes and portrayal of dysfunctional parent-child relationships.

Movie Review: Jurassic World Rebirth

Overview: Movie Mike delivers a scathing critique of Jurassic World Rebirth, dissecting its shortcomings despite a star-studded cast and visually appealing cinematography.

Critical Points:

1. Visuals vs. Substance:

   • Praise: Outstanding color grading and use of 35mm Kodak film, making the movie visually stunning.

     "[40:00] Movie Mike: ...the blues are so blue...the greens were just so bright and vibrant."

   • Criticism: Lack of sufficient dinosaur presence and predictable plot.

     "[46:00] Movie Mike: ...there was almost only one and kind of a half encounters with dinosaurs."

2. Character Development:

   • Strengths: Strong performances from Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali.
   • Weaknesses: Characters delivered weak, high school theater-like lines, making the narrative feel insubstantial.

3. Plot and Pacing:

   • Issues: Slow onboarding with minimal action, leading to a lack of urgency and excitement.

     "[47:18] Movie Mike: ...I knew it was just enrollment..."

4. Product Placement:

   • Overbearing presence of brand-name snacks and beverages detracting from the film's integrity.

     "[49:18] Movie Mike: ...the movie was trying to sell me candy, chips, and beer."

Conclusion: Despite its visual prowess, Jurassic World Rebirth fails to deliver a compelling story, making it the lowest-ranked film in Mike's Jurassic Park series evaluation.

"[49:38] Movie Mike: ...it is so terribly mid that I can't give it anything more than a 2.5 out of 5."

Trailer Park: Project Hail Mary

Overview: A preview of the upcoming film Project Hail Mary starring Ryan Gosling, based on Andy Weir's novel. Mike delves into the trailer's plot points and its potential impact.

Key Points:

1. Plot Synopsis:

   • Ryan Gosling portrays Ryland Grace, a middle school teacher turned astronaut tasked with saving humanity from a dying sun.

   "[42:14] Movie Mike: ...Ryland Grace is our only hope."

2. Trailer Analysis:

   • Mike expresses concerns over spoiler-heavy content in the trailer, urging listeners who plan to read the book first to proceed with caution.

     "[42:14] Movie Mike: ...this trailer has a lot of spoilers in it."

3. Expectations vs. Reality:

   • Anticipation for a compelling space exploration drama with a mix of humor.
   • Comparisons to The Martian and concerns about the blend of humor diluting the emotional impact.

     "[47:06] Movie Mike: ...Ryan Gosling delivering these quirky lines...."

4. Potential Success Factors:

   • Built-in audience from the bestselling novel.
   • Strong directorial team (Phil Lord and Christopher Miller) and Gosling's star power.

Conclusion: Project Hail Mary holds promise with its intriguing premise and talented cast, though its success hinges on balancing humor with dramatic elements to resonate with audiences.

"[47:49] Movie Mike: ...Project Hail Mary is coming out in theaters on March 20, 2026."

Final Remarks and Shoutouts

Mike wraps up the episode by acknowledging listener interactions and emphasizing the importance of reading books before watching their film adaptations to preserve the original experience.

"[51:42] Movie Mike: ...this might be the first book turned into a movie that we both have read and will watch in theaters."

Key Takeaways:

• Encouragement to embrace diverse viewing experiences.
• Appreciation for listener engagement and feedback.

Notable Quotes:

• Mike on F1 Movie’s Quality:

  "[04:44] Mike: ...the picture quality on that screen was just really great."

• Movie Mike on 28 Years Later:

  "[08:15] Movie Mike: ...28 years later is going to be a movie that I see is like, oh, that's kind of a tent pole..."

• Critique of Echo Valley:

  "[11:35] Movie Mike: ...the more trouble that she got into, you're like, oh, come on."

• On Product Placement in Jurassic World Rebirth:

  "[49:18] Movie Mike: ...the movie was trying to sell me candy, chips, and beer."

• Trailer Park Alert:

  "[42:14] Movie Mike: ...this trailer has a lot of spoilers in it."

Conclusion: This episode of The Bobby Bones Show offers a comprehensive look into the latest cinematic offerings of June, providing listeners with both commendations and criticisms that assist in making informed viewing choices. Additionally, the in-depth review of Jurassic World Rebirth and the teaser for Project Hail Mary present valuable insights for movie enthusiasts eagerly anticipating upcoming releases.