Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show Episode: MOVIE MIKE: Kelsey Rates a Major Movie a ZERO (Best and Worst of July) + Movie Review: The Naked Gun + Trailer Park: Avatar: Fire and Ash
Release Date: August 9, 2025
Host/Author: Premiere Networks

1. Introduction

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, hosts Movie Mike and Kelsey delve into the cinematic landscape of July, evaluating the best and worst movies of the month. They also present an in-depth review of "The Naked Gun" and discuss the upcoming "Avatar: Fire and Ash" installment. The conversation offers listeners insights into their personal movie experiences, ratings, and expectations for future releases.

2. Best and Worst of July

Best Movies

a. "Sorry Baby" (Indie Film by Eva Ava Victor)

• Kelsey’s Favorite:
  Kelsey praises "Sorry Baby" as a standout indie film, highlighting its heartfelt narrative and subtle humor. She remarks, "It's the type of movie that just feels like it was made just for me. Even though I don't directly relate to all the characters. It just feels so personal." ([04:53])

b. "Superman" (Directed by James Gunn)

• Movie Mike’s Top Pick:
  Movie Mike expresses high admiration for the new "Superman" film, stating, "It was just my... when we were watching it, I felt something change in my brain... it was almost perfect." ([07:48])

  • Notable Quote:
    "Superman had a heart." ([08:44])

Worst Movies

a. "Eddington"

• Kelsey’s Lowest Rating:
  Kelsey vehemently criticizes "Eddington," giving it a zero out of five. She shares her frustration, saying, "I have never wanted to leave a movie so bad." ([22:42])

b. "The Old Guard 2" (Netflix)

• Movie Mike’s Reaction:
  Movie Mike labels "The Old Guard 2" as his worst of the month, describing it as a "B-level action movie" with subpar special effects and generic action sequences. He notes, "The acting was so bare minimum. The special effects... look so bad." ([14:34])

• Notable Quote:
  "It felt like a movie that would come on Saturday afternoons on a random channel... It was straight B-level." ([15:21])

3. In-Depth Movie Reviews

a. "The Naked Gun"

Overview:
Movie Mike provides a comprehensive, spoiler-free review of "The Naked Gun," starring Liam Neeson. Initially skeptical due to the trailer's absurdity, he concedes that the film exceeded his expectations.

Key Points:

• Humor and Writing:
  Mike compares the movie to a "Looney Tunes cartoon brought to life," praising its consistent humor and clever writing.

  • "A lot of play on words, which I kind of think is the DNA of this franchise." ([34:33])

• Performance:
  Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson receive commendations for their on-screen chemistry and comedic timing. Mike also highlights Paul Walter Hauser's standout performance.

  • "Hands down, my favorite part of this movie was Paul Walter Hauser... he's one of the best new faces in comedy." ([37:07])

• Recurring Gags:
  Mike discusses specific comedic bits that enhance the film's humor, such as the escalating coffee cup scenes and absurd investigative methods.

  • "They keep making fun of how in action movies and cop movies, they always get a fresh cup of coffee." ([44:19])

• Runtime Evaluation:
  At just over an hour, Mike appreciates the film's brevity, claiming it maintains engagement without overstaying its welcome.

  • "I think different categories of movies do require different run times. For the Naked Gun... it proved me wrong, I give it 3.5 out of 5 big old coffee cups." ([34:33])

Conclusion:
Despite initial reservations, Movie Mike concludes that "The Naked Gun" is an enjoyable and efficiently paced comedy that delivers consistent laughs.

b. "Avatar: Fire and Ash"

Overview:
In the Trailer Park segment, Movie Mike discusses the upcoming "Avatar: Fire and Ash," the third installment in the Avatar series, slated for release on December 19th.

Key Points:

• Extended Runtime:
  The film boasts a massive runtime of 3 hours and 12 minutes, consistent with its predecessors.

  • "Avatar 3, which is over three hours long, I believe. Three hours and 12 minutes." ([04:24])

• New Villain Introduction:
  The antagonist, Varang, is portrayed as a fierce, fire-wielding warrior with a menacing presence.

  • "She is described as fierce fire-wielding warriors who dance around blazing pits of flame." ([50:50])

• James Cameron’s Vision:
  Mike explores why James Cameron continues to invest heavily in the Avatar franchise, citing its global appeal and box office success.

  • "These movies have the opposite effect. They are some of the highest grossing movies of all time." ([58:00])

• Box Office Insights:
  Highlights the international dominance of the Avatar films, with a significant portion of earnings coming from overseas markets.

  • "Only 26.9% of the money made at the box office was domestic. The other 73.1% came from the international box office." ([58:00])

• Legacy and Future Releases:
  Discusses the planned sequels up to "Avatar 5" by 2031, emphasizing the extensive world-building and immersive experiences the series offers.

  • "I am all in for Avatar, Fire and Ash coming out on December 19th." ([58:00])

Conclusion:
Movie Mike remains optimistic about the future of the Avatar series, praising its meticulous craftsmanship and broad appeal despite the lengthy runtimes.

4. Additional Discussions

a. Other July Releases and Ratings

• "Jurassic World Rebirth": Rated 2.5 out of 5
• "Opus" (HBO Max): A horror film with a generic plot, receiving a 3.5 out of 5
• "Fantastic Four": Highly rated at 4 out of 5
• "Dangerous Animals": A mid-level horror movie earning 3.5 out of 5
• "Materialist": Received a 2 out of 5 rating
• "I Know What You Did Last Summer": Another 2 out of 5 rating

b. TV Shows and Books

• TV Shows:

  • Kelsey mentions binge-watching "Jenny in Georgia" and "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel."
  • Movie Mike watches the WWE documentary on Netflix, discussing the behind-the-scenes aspects of scripted wrestling.

• Books:

  • Kelsey discusses reading "Project Hail Mary," noting its scientific complexity and the challenge of visualizing certain concepts.

c. Listener Interactions

• Listener Shout-Out:
  Movie Mike acknowledges a listener, Mayo Ketchup, for their comment on his "Fantastic Four" review, highlighting the importance of superhero suits in audience engagement.
  • "You said... how bad the suits are, but to stand up for a movie that so many people just dislike. I applaud you, Mayo Ketchup." ([58:06])

5. Concluding Remarks

The episode wraps up with Movie Mike and Kelsey expressing their anticipation for upcoming films and their commitment to sharing honest reviews. They encourage listeners to engage with them on social media platforms like TikTok and continue watching quality cinema.

Final Notable Quote:
“Go out and watch good movies and I will talk to you later.” ([58:10])

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Movie Mike on Time Perception:
  "Because when you're younger, like, everything is new and you remember all these things. And then when you get older, you have less of those big experiences. So it feels like time moves faster." ([02:49])

• Kelsey on "Sorry Baby":
  "It was phenomenal. It was very, like, heartfelt. Made you feel things, made you think, and just really well done." ([04:24])

• Movie Mike on "Superman":
  "There was nothing wrong about it. That if I would have rated that movie immediately after getting up, getting up out of my seat, I would have given it a five." ([07:48])

• Kelsey on "Eddington":
  "I have never wanted to leave a movie so bad." ([22:42])

• Movie Mike on "The Naked Gun":
  "A lot of play on words, which I kind of think is the DNA of this franchise." ([34:33])

• Movie Mike on "Avatar" Success:
  "James Cameron is the master filmmaker and knows how to create a story that has a wide appeal." ([58:00])

Conclusion

This episode provides a thorough exploration of July's cinematic offerings, offering listeners detailed opinions and ratings on various films. Movie Mike and Kelsey balance their critiques with enthusiasm for standout performances and promising future releases, ensuring that the audience remains informed and engaged with the latest in movie entertainment.