SORE LOSERS: Boomer Got Shot in Detroit

Summary

Podcast Summary: SORE LOSERS – "Boomer Got Shot in Detroit"

The Bobby Bones Show – Sore Losers
Date: September 27, 2025
Host: Lunchbox & Raymundo (Premiere Networks)

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Overview

In this episode, Raymundo recounts his wild weekend in Detroit with family and friends, featuring a series of chaotic, comic, and unexpectedly intense moments — from near-misses with a hotel shuttle “drunk driver” (not actually drunk), legal weed observations, a heated exchange over a stadium hot dog, to the titular moment: Boomer (a friend) getting "shot" by a flying shard of glass. Alongside, the hosts have playful banter about failing technology, fantasy football, and the ever-changing vibes of American cities. This is an episode bursting with colorful stories and sharp, self-deprecating humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tech Trouble & Podcast Housekeeping

• The episode opens with hosts commiserating about failing computers and technical frustrations. The mood is casual and comedic, poking fun at their own limitations.
• Notable Quote:
  • "My computer, you have to, like, rig it up, sand it on its side on top of a paint can just to get it to charge." — B (Lunchbox), [04:13]
• They joke about trading technology ("How much you want for it?" / "100 bucks. It has every episode of Sore Losers ever done.").

2. Fantasy Football Obsessed

• Raymundo details a recent trade in his fantasy league. The crew breaks down rosters and trade strategy with humor and self-mockery.
• Concerns about AI making picks for fantasy football teams arise as a running joke.
• Notable Quote:
  • "AI thinks we're gonna lose, but I believe we'll be 3 and 1. Like I said, 13 and 1 on the season." — A (Raymundo), [08:19]

3. Raymundo’s Detroit Trip – Themed Story Segments

Detroit Trip Stories Introduced

• Ray presents four Detroit stories for Lunchbox to choose from:
  • Drunk driver
  • Illegal drug
  • Fight with a lady
  • Boomer gets shot at
• The chaotic family sleeping arrangements are joked about at length, poking fun at who should share beds in tight hotel rooms for sports trips.
• Memorable Moment:
  • "If I would have woke up, if I'd have slept in the same bed as my dad, I would have woke up with an elephant tusk draped over my head." — A, [16:52]

4. Detroit Story #1: The 'Drunk Driver' Shuttle Ride ([17:52]–[21:17])

• The family risks it all with a shuttle driver who blows through stop signs, runs red lights, and drives on the sidewalk to guarantee an on-time arrival at Comerica Park.
• Notable Quote:
  • "When you ride with the Captain, anything can happen." — A (Raymundo, quoting the driver), [19:22]
• The harrowing (and illegal) ride is recounted with mock drama, the family relieved (and grateful) to make first pitch.

5. Ballpark Adventures & the Atlanta Braves Game ([22:02]–[24:08])

• Details of their seats, foul balls flying nearby, emptying a sister's fanny pack to get past bag checks, and Acuña Jr.’s extended home run celebration.
• Memorable Moment:
  • "So if you want foul balls, first and third, even though they have those nets, it still comes over it all the time." — A, [22:45]
  • Raymundo’s dad rants in a family group chat: Acuña's antics rounding the bases are "inconsiderate."

6. Detroit Nightlife & Odd Encounters ([25:34]–[28:48])

• Postgame, Detroit’s revitalization-in-progress becomes a backdrop: torn-up streets, midnight ice cream at a dysfunctional shop, strip clubs behind the hotel, and a melting pot at the hotel itself (wedding parties, old-timers, and exhausted baseball fans).
• Notable Quote:
  • "You had the wedding party, you had Tigers drunk fans, and then you had...the retired community of Detroit. It was the weirdest mix of people." — A, [28:21]

7. Detroit Story #2: Legal Weed Culture ([30:26]–[34:18])

• Ray marvels at open marijuana use in Detroit and its effect on the game's atmosphere — “crowd was not that loud” and “everybody just chilled, got a tan.” Describes being offered weed, mushrooms (repeatedly) and refusing each with escalating humor.
• Notable Quote:
  • "This crowd, I think, just does the legal drug, comes to the game and chills. I was unimpressed with the crowd." — A, [31:46]

8. Detroit Story #3: Hot Dog Line Drama ([34:33]–[38:44])

• Raymundo is blasted by a woman for ‘cutting’ in line to get his dad a hot dog — in a hilariously chill, disorganized queue.
• Notable Quote:
  • "You are so rude. You are so rude. That is so rude of you. I'm cut." — Unnamed lady, [37:26]
• He apologizes profusely, bewildered by the randomness and chill “line” culture fueled, he suspects, by legal weed.

9. Detroit Story #4: Boomer 'Got Shot' (By Flying Glass) ([40:26]–[44:00])

• The episode’s title story: While eating in the hotel lobby, the bartender drops a crate of wine, sending glass shards flying — one of which hits Boomer in the leg.
• No serious injuries (no blood), but the chaos is played for mock-serious drama (police tape, crime scene in the posh lobby).
• Memorable Quote:
  • "He was impaled. In Detroit." — A, [42:42]
  • "Out of all of us, it shot 20ft and hits Boomer." — A, [43:47]

10. Raymundo’s Verdict on Detroit ([44:09]–[48:56])

• The city feels half-revitalized, with “the ass torn out” of roads and massive construction in progress, especially in the fledgling Greektown area.
• Walking is a maze, back alleys by strip clubs more convenient than the streets themselves.
• Ray estimates the Greektown redesign won’t be ready “till 2029.”
• Homelessness and open drug selling are noted, with Ray reflecting on the prevalence of cheap booze bottles on the ground compared to other cities.
• Says the city was heavily policed but didn’t feel especially safe given the circumstances.

11. Final Takeaways & Running Jokes

• The hosts wrap up with jokes about strip clubs, walking routes, and Ray's partner’s take on his safety.
• Lunchbox’s voice has only gotten worse, making a humorous, exhausted close.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “When you ride with the Captain, anything can happen.” — A quoting the shuttle driver, [19:22]
• “This crowd, I think just does the legal drug, comes to the game and chills. I was unimpressed with the crowd.” — A, [31:46]
• “You are so rude. You are so rude. That is so rude of you. I'm cut.” — The “hot dog lady,” [37:26]
• “He was impaled. In Detroit.” — A, [42:42]
• “Out of all of us, it shot 20ft and hits Boomer.” — A, [43:47]
• “If I would have woke up, if I'd have slept in the same bed as my dad, I would have woke up with an elephant tusk draped over my head.” — A, [16:52]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Tech talk & fantasy football banter | [02:00]-[08:46] | | Sleeping arrangements/hotel jokes | [15:58]-[17:15] | | Detroit Drunk Driver Story | [17:52]-[21:17] | | Ballpark experience, Braves game, Acuña Jr. celebration | [22:02]-[24:08] | | Nightlife, ice cream saga, and hotel culture | [25:34]-[28:48] | | Legal weed culture and crowd vibe discussion | [30:26]-[34:18] | | Hot dog line confrontation | [34:33]-[38:44] | | Boomer gets “shot” by flying glass | [40:26]-[44:00] | | Ray’s Detroit city verdict/homelessness observations | [44:09]-[48:56] | | Finale/Jokes about strip clubs | [48:22]-[50:40] |

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Tone & Style

• The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, full of chaotic family energy and self-aware Midwestern humor.
• Stories morph from mundane to ridiculous, always with a wink—a true sports-and-life yarn.
• The hosts aren’t afraid to mock themselves, their families, or their own technological deficiencies.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode...

You’ll laugh at Raymundo’s misadventures and “traveler’s wisdom” about Detroit, appreciate the wild family dynamics, and hear sports, city life, and culture through the irreverent lens of the Sore Losers crew. This episode is a slice-of-life, sometimes absurd, “you can’t make this up” travelogue for fans of sports, comedy, and unpredictable storytelling.

Transcript

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I'm starting to sound like crap. Oh, man. How do I sound? Do I sound good?

[A]

That's for you, Brownlee.

[B]

Hey, how bad do I sound?

[A]

Well, I thought I heard it coming on in the big show. Yeah, I didn't know if your mic was cutting out or if it was your voice getting choppy.

[B]

No, I think it's my voice. Before my computer goes out, I want to do this. I know we got to get to Detroit. We got to find out all about Detroit. And my computer went out. Nevermind, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I was going to read an email from Russ.

[A]

What was the synopsis of was basically.

[B]

Can I get a birthday shout out for my boy Revis? He's turning the big something. Didn't get an age because my computer is dead. We got to do better in our picks. Maybe we can make some money if we could get some picks, right? But happy birthday to my boy. That got me listening to the Pod Revis in California. Happy birthday from Russ. I think that was the synopsis.

[A]

That was good, dude. And also the laptop. It kind of makes me think I may need to get one just because the big show, my computer on the far right, this little inside baseball, who. It sucks ass. It doesn't work. It's so slow. And I told Scuba I think I might just delete the Internet on it so I can only access phone lines from Abby Arnold's girl. Otherwise, it's so slow. And then I have a laptop sitting there so I can go on the Internet, you know, monkey around. And then in here, it'll make us so much better.

[B]

I. I don't think you need a laptop in here. What are you going to do on a laptop in here?

[A]

Well, what I've realized with the back of he boys is hammer on is they're good, they're smart, they know they're crap. But all his team, dude, they can scan crap real quick. They're like, what does he make a year? Oh, I believe it's around 10 million. They're already googling 12 million. And they know that amount. They don't sound as dumb as I do. Me, I. I got a lot of the sports knowledge, but the specifics, I could easily google something. Bam. I know the numbers.

[B]

I understand what you're saying, but you're. You're not making sense. They have 12 people on that staff. There's two people here. There's two people talking. I don't have time for you to be googling while we're talking.

[A]

But it's that fast, is what I'm saying.

[B]

But you're not that fast.

[A]

Yeah, I am.

[B]

Oh, my God, Ray.

[A]

You know, you're home. Ro.

[B]

I am not. I'm not that fast when I Google. I'm very terrible at it. And I think I need a new computer because my computer, you have to, like, rig it up, sand it on its side on top of a paint can just to get it to charge.

[A]

How much you want for it?

[B]

100 bucks. It has every episode, the sore losers, every done ever done on this pot on this computer. Because I download every single one to upload it. So my computer, you want to talk about running slow? It is. Yeah. I don't know how to do that. It's bad, man. My computer, it's lucky if it makes it through the big show and today it made it through. And sometimes I can get that charger in there to work. Today, no luck. Charger didn't work the whole time.

[A]

You want to know the good news or the bad news.

[B]

I want the good news first.

[A]

I'm going to have a hell of a recap on Monday. A little bit of foreshadowing. That's the good news.

[B]

Okay, bad news, I got to go.

[A]

To a Vandy football game.

[B]

Who are they playing?

[A]

Utah State. But our niece is going to be twirling in halftime.

[B]

Oh, your. Your sister's wife's. Your wife's brother's daughter.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

Got it. That'll be fun.

[A]

You'd see Diego Pavia.

[B]

That's going to be legit. You'll see his brothers raise a Heisman candidate. Yeah, I need to hear about Detroit, but I also want to hear you. You were in the bathroom. You were bragging. Your fantasy football team, the Templeton Terriers, made their first trade of the season.

[A]

Guys, let us know on the comments on Facebook. Since none of you guys ever say if our episodes are good, let us know. Did me and Justin do a good trade? We got the skag Cam. Scatter Boo. We traded away Cortland Sutton, Denver Broncos star receiver. Guy got like 150 yards last week in a tug. Did we just get fleeced?

[B]

But you got to what's on your team. Who are your other wide receivers? Who are your other running backs? It makes a big deal, right?

[A]

Well, our running back, James Connor, we only had two. One of them was gone. So all we have is Gibbs. We needed a running back. Scatter Boo is going to get some more carries with Tyrone Taylor out, whatever the guy's name is. And Justin said he's out two to three weeks. Justin is a medical professional. And I said please let us know. So for a month. Yeah, we'll Scatter Boo is going to be getting a lot of carries. He turns into Superman in New York City. Gotham, no less. Maybe we did make a good trade. I don't love Sud. Never have.

[B]

Well, who are your other wide receivers?

[A]

Oh, we're loaded. We. We got at tight end, you got your Tyler Warren, but then we got the book.

[B]

A book?

[A]

Tetroya with the Carolina Tech share. Yep, yep, the book. And that's probably it sounds like you.

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Got a loaded wide receiver core there.

[A]

Well, we trade away study.

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Yeah, but that means you don't have anybody else. Do you have like six quarterbacks?

[A]

Yeah. No. If I had my computer, I'd pull it up real quick.

[B]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah.

[A]

No Titans? No. No. Egg Buka Tetroya. That's two Tyler Warren and Stream there. Should I be another couple more receivers in there?

[B]

Okay, well, if you want to see his Roster go to Sore Losers dot com. You click the link and you can see the sore losers fantasy. Everything that's been going on, it's been a great year so far.

[A]

Oh, Brian Thomas Jr. He just hasn't done anything. So.

[B]

Yeah, he's been asleep for about four weeks now.

[A]

It's about time round pick. Hey.

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It's about him to wake up. Wake up.

[A]

So I think that's it. Because we traded away. So.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, that's a good team, man. And you're sitting where. How are you looking?

[A]

And then we're three, two and one, hoping to go three and one.

[B]

Nice. Nice. Okay, good. Do you know who you play this week?

[A]

Yeah, we got the. Believe it's the Bangas. The primetime Bangas.

[B]

Got it. He was one of the last ones in the league.

[A]

Yeah. And just looking at it, I broke it down with Justin and I said, golf. Nothing special there. The thing to worry about is the likes of, I believe, a Puka. Puka is.

[B]

Puka is awesome.

[A]

Yeah. See, so Puka's scary. But that's really all I worry about. The rest of the guys team really ain't that great. Trying to think, see if I have my computer, I'd be able to pull it up right away. This is off the Dome, guys. Yeah, but Puka is really the only one we're scared about. Other than that, it's a lot of underperforming players. I don't. AI thinks we're going to lose, but I believe we'll be 3 and 1. Like I said, 13 and 1 on the season.

[B]

Oh, AI has picked you to lose. AI is good at everything. They always predict it, right?

[A]

Yeah. So. And we're investing. Apparently America is investing in all this AI crap. They're building something in Texas. You got one. They're building in Wisconsin. I don't understand any of it. Is it all so people can ask their phones answers on crap? Guys, for the love of God, date a girl. Don't date AI. Instead of looking at your phone and your computer, look at your dome. See, I'm going straight from the Dome.

[B]

Oh, dude, he's got Etienne. He's got Camaro. He's got Bijan.

[A]

I told Justin, I said, Etienne is hammered, dog. Okay? We had him all last year. He's not a threat. So this year. Don't tell me he's a threat.

[B]

Hey, he's got Marquis Brown, Hollywood, Terry McLaren. He may not play DJ Moore, who's done nothing. Puka and Tucker Kraft.

[A]

Yeah, Tucker Craft isn't even worth mentioning. But I think we all win.

[B]

How could you forget about you have Pierce saw.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

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He's awesome.

[A]

He's great. He got shot a year ago.

[B]

Yeah. That's why Batter's box calls them the toughest team in the NFL because they have two guys that have been shot and come back. Brian Robinson and Pierce Saw.

[A]

Kid, if you can do that for your team, imagine what you do on the field, kid. That's what I liked you boys. You boys would party hard and play hard.

[B]

Yeah. Are you ready? You ready to go?

[A]

Yeah. Let's start.

[B]

Let's start the show. Is that some death water?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I've run out of stuff in the fridge. Now I just grab crap.

[B]

You're. You're. You're not. I'm not feeling your energy right now.

[A]

The energy's there, man, but your voice is, like, 20%.

[B]

Is it really that bad?

[A]

I mean, it's definitely. I could hear it during the bed show, and I said, scuba, is something wrong with his voice? Abby, is something wrong with his voice? And then they finally, at the end of the show, they go, yeah, there was something wrong with his voice. Guys, I've been saying it for three hours.

[B]

So what you're saying is I need to go to the urgent care and get a steroid pack. Yeah.

[A]

Because tomorrow it's gone.

[B]

It's gone.

[A]

Guys, we're gonna do it live without Arnold, Okay? He told me. Voicemail. I will be in on Friday. I am getting sauteed on Broadway with a girl. Don't tell Abby. So Arnold is cheating on Abby. And there are rumors with Kelsey Ballerini and her dude Chase, and it wasn't infidelity. I'm getting other rumors now that he didn't value her. So I believe Arnold. There are rumors now that he is not valuing Abby, and he's also committing adultery. Oh, we're gonna do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3. So loser.

[B]

What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

[A]

What's up, y'?

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All?

[A]

It's Arnold. I am going on Broadway on today. This voicemail he left for me. I'm gonna be going Broadway. I'll be back Friday. I'm going to a bar called Dirty little Secret. Look it up, Nashville. Me and a man. Amanda is her name. Yeah, Ray, over to you. What's up, y'?

[B]

All?

[A]

It is citizen Raymundo from the north. Alpha male live with Bazer. My wife married we are in wedlock. We have 2.2 acres, 2.2 kids, and I'll die of a heart attack when I'm 72 and a half. We're probably gonna go to Detroit here pretty quick. Virtually in your heads. Not literally. I was already there. And good God. Lunch over to you, man.

[B]

I will say before we get to Detroit. Cause we're gonna have to take a break here in a second. Last night I realized Vegas, maybe not for me anymore.

[A]

You won money. They still dance on tables and you have sports books.

[B]

I was dead yesterday. 5:30pm, lights out. I went to bed at 5:30pm normal to me. And I. As I was crawling into bed, I was like, this is what Ray does every night.

[A]

You and me would have been crawling into bed at the exact same time.

[B]

It felt so weird.

[A]

Ran an alternate universe would have been perfect.

[B]

It was so strange. And my wife's like, well, if you wake up in a couple hours and you want dinner, I'm like, I don't want dinner.

[A]

You foregone.

[B]

I. I didn't eat dinner.

[A]

I'm gonna forego my final meal.

[B]

I. I didn't eat dinner. I didn't. I just. I said, no. I. There's something wrong. I'm not feeling great. I am exhausted. I need to go lay down. And I slept and I slept and I slept. There you go. 5:30pm Bedtime. Unbelievable. When my voice still sounds like this.

[A]

When you wake up. 4:00am did you say that already?

[B]

No, she.

[A]

We're doing that at the baseball stadium.

[B]

Were you?

[A]

Pretty awesome. Me and Boomer.

[B]

That's funny. Oh, in that email, that dude did say, can I get a Sheesh?

[A]

Yeah, he just did.

[B]

So. Yeah, I forgot. I already forgot the email. But, yeah. So let's take a break, and when we come back, we're going to Detroit. We'll be right back.

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All right, so I got four segments. Pick your poison.

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No, no, no. You go in the order you think it needs to go.

[A]

Drunk driver, illegal drug. My fight with a lady Boomer. Shot at. Guys, if these aren't Detroit themed, I.

[B]

Don'T know what it is. I mean, first of all, did you share a hotel room?

[A]

Yeah, we all. You, me, Boomer, and my brother Rob.

[B]

So who slept in what bed?

[A]

Me and Boomer slept together, and then Rob had his own.

[B]

Must be nice.

[A]

Supposed to be Queens. We're pretty much a twin. Okay, Boomer, playing dummy tummy sticks the entire night.

[B]

That's awkward.

[A]

Which store do you want?

[B]

So did your sister and your dad share a room?

[A]

Yeah, it's kind of awkward. There's no real way around. But they had two beds. I mean, what do you expect them to do? My mom pay for five hotel rooms?

[B]

No, no, no. But your. Your. Your sister and her son share a hotel room, and then you, your dad and your brother share a room.

[A]

Well, who sleeps together then?

[B]

You and your brother?

[A]

We haven't talked in seven years and we jump in bed together.

[B]

Hey, your dad gets his own bed. That's all there is to it. He should not be in there with your sister. That might be the weirdest thing of this whole trip.

[A]

If I would have woke up, if I'd have slept in the same bed as my dad, I would have woke up with an elephant tusk draped over my head. There's no way I'm sharing a bed with my dad.

[B]

I know. That's why you share with your brother.

[A]

You just can't do that after falling out for seven years. And then you hop into bed that easily.

[B]

I mean, Ray, cuz like when we went to Boston I think Batter's Box and my dad shared a bed and I don't know why.

[A]

Hey, everybody, it's Batter's Box. What up everybody?

[B]

It's Batter's Box here.

[A]

And I'm staring in bed tonight with my dad.

[B]

I don't know why Batter's Box didn't share a bed with me. Very weird. Maybe he missed that comfort, I don't know. But the fact that your dad and sister shared a room, Awkward af.

[A]

Let me start with the drunk driver.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Not an actual drunk driver. It was just a headline. But it was pretty tight when they arrived with their flight because they only had an hour and a half till the game started. I was there for hours. Already is chilling. I had all the time in the world. I'm walking all around Comerica and Ford Field.

[B]

So you went to the hotel? Left with like you left the airport.

[A]

But I couldn't check in.

[B]

Ah, so drop the bags.

[A]

Yeah, one of those bag drop. And they're cutting it close. And so it's about 20 minutes till the game and I find a shuttle that's at free at the hotel. We're at.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

And the dude goes, hey, I can get you there by 6:40. I gotta drop off a wedding party. Brother, sister, dad and Boomer. I'll get there. And we got maybe 15 minutes, the shuttle's out. He's delivering this wedding party. And before he left to do the wedding party, he promised me. He goes. I go, hey, I can get an uber. I'll pay $20. I just want to make sure we're there for the first pitch. He goes, hey, I promise you. He goes, when you're riding with the Captain, I was on time. He goes, I can promise you ride with the captain, I'll have you there by 6:40. And he kept saying that. So I tell my family, I go, hey. He told me he'll have us there by first pitch. It was so important to get there by first pitch. Well, he rolls up, it was 6:30, 3, 7 minutes till the game.

[B]

You're not making it, drunk driver.

[A]

This dude, we hop in, he's got his little star.

[B]

You mean the Captain?

[A]

When you ride with the captain. He wasn't drunk, guys. It was just a title. That's how he was driving. You rhyme with the Captain, you're always on time. We get to a stop sign, blows through it and we're off to the races. We come to a blood red light, runs through it, he looks back at us. What happens in the car? You guys don't tell nobody about when you ride with the Captain. Oh, he goes to a left turn, left hand turn lane. There's a car sitting there, not moving. He makes his own left hand turn lane, goes in front of that car, stops traffic and pulls in. When you ride with the captain, anything can happen. He's heading to Comerica. There's one street, Brush street, the ass was tore out of it, so he had to cut around a little bit. Finally, he's going down Brush street, traffic jam. You're not going, bro. Pulls up on the sidewalk. I am not kidding, I am not kidding. And starts going around cars and drops us off a block from the stadium at 6:38. And when you ride with. We give him a 20, Bill, pat him on the back. We gave him a 5. I hit him with a 20 later, pat him on the back. He goes, guys, like I already said, don't ever tell the hotel that I drove like that, but I told you I'd have you here in time. You ride with the captain, anything can happen. We get out, get into the check in line. He had us there by the first pitch.

[B]

Wow. Were you not freaking out when he's driving like this? Because it seems, you know, they said.

[A]

The lady behind us was gripping the seat, terrified. But then they said after she was so scared, she tipped him $20 too. And he ran one blood red light, one stop sign, went illegally on a left hand, honked about four or five times and pulled up on the sidewalk. Five heavily illegal things he did. The title was drunk driver, man.

[B]

That's pretty good. And you walk in the stadium, where were your seats?

[A]

Well, before we walked in the stadium to get there on time, it was a bag line, a non bag line. We get in a non bag line, there's no line there. Why not? Perfect. We'll be, we got two minutes, sister. After we've already starting to check in. I have a bag, though.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

But it's a fanny pack. And I go, hey, just start giving me stuff from the fanny pack. I'm putting it in my cargo shorts. Giving stuff to Boomer, giving stuff to Burt. So she's got an empty fanny pack. And I was like, just make it look like it's empty. You know, they just want it, you know?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And so she goes up to the guy and she goes, I got this.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

And he goes, well, why did you bring an empty bag? And she goes, I don't know. Just in case I get something in there. He's like, come on, get on Through.

[B]

Wow. Clear.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I had it all in my cargo pants. So we got in, and the first thing we hear is, oh, boo. Triple off the wall. First pitch of the game, Atlanta Braves Tigers end up losing the game 10 to 1, and they bring in a utility player.

[B]

Where'd you sit?

[A]

We third base line the first game, and then the second game. We're on the first baseline.

[B]

Well, this is only the first game. We're at the first game right now, 10 rows up. Any foul balls? Close.

[A]

We the first game, all over the place. It was unreal. We had 10 balls hit at us.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Within one of them was right behind us, and the guy sitting behind me had got it. He ran up a couple more rows and got it, but he was right there. And I looked at it.

[B]

That's legit.

[A]

Yeah. So if you want foul balls, first and third, even though they have those nets, it still comes over it all the time. And every time the players get off the field, they always throw one up. Both teams. So you're getting two balls thrown in every inning, and they can reach you because they just have to make it over the net there.

[B]

So were you past third base at third base?

[A]

So when Auna hit his home run and did all of his stuff, he was looking at me when he was coming towards third base, and I did the driver thing. Thumbs down. Maria videoed it. We put it on the Instagram.

[B]

That's what I'm talking about.

[A]

So, yeah, we were.

[B]

And did Acuna respond to that?

[A]

No, but my dad went on this huge diatribe in the family text thread about how inconsiderate it was that Acuna did the covered his ears around first base when he got to second. They do the bird fly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he rounds second, and then he does, like, the Euro step, and then once he gets to third, he does a stutter step, and then he gets around to home plate, and that is when he does. There's one other thing that he does that might just be the celebrating with his teammates or something, but there was like, four or five things he does around, and your dad hated it. It's a little excessive, I got to admit. It took him a minute to round the entire bases.

[B]

Hey, when you got nothing to play for, you hit a home run. Let's celebrate.

[A]

But, yeah, I thought it was pretty. So, guys, you got a purse or bag or something like that? Just empty the thing and go, huh? Why? Do I have this or what? One better. I almost thought, why not wrap it around my knee and act like, it's a brace.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because it's empty.

[B]

Or just put your shirt over it.

[A]

Yeah. You didn't want to conceal it, though. You kind of wanted to make it look like you just didn't. Oh, that's a bag. Oh.

[B]

I was using it as this because clear bag policy, usually at most stadiums, you would have. They could have said, oh, you can either keep it, or you can take it back to your car, or you can throw it in the trash. It's like when I went through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. I wasn't even thinking, dude, rookie mistake. But I'd filled up my water bottle before I left home, and it was my nice lark. This one right here. And I get through, and they pull my bag to the side, and I'm like, what? She goes, you got water in here? And I'm like, oh, I do. You're right. So I'm so sorry. I'm just kind of tired right now. She goes, you have two options. You can throw it away, or you can go back and pour it out. I'm like, well, I'm not going to throw this away. So she has to walk me back through the security gate and then says, all right, you got to go pour it out. And I'm like, where am I going to pour it out? And I only find a little trash can underneath the conveyor belt. So I pull it out, and I dump the almost gallon of water in there. Then I have to get back in line for TSA checks, you know, to get screened. And then I see they have a bin there where you're supposed to pour your water. My bad. So whoever changes that trash, give me a big old bag full of water. My fault. But yes, go ahead.

[A]

And you now don't have to take your shoes off and you can get on. So you do still have to get rid of the water.

[B]

Right? That's why I was confused. I forgot they changed the shoes.

[A]

Not the water, the game. Fine, whatever. But then after the game, we decided to go out in Detroit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The streets. The butts torn out of all the streets. They're trying to make this Greek town. So it's fences and mud puddles and culvert sticking out of the ground and uncovered wires.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So we go to this one place. It's called Baskin Robbins.

[B]

Oh, it's ice cream.

[A]

Cold stone.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I'm like, hey, if there's one thing they can't screw up in Israel, we're not gonna go the. The hotel we're at. My sister didn't look at, like, the surrounding streets. Yeah, there's two strip clubs right behind us. There was Dream and there was Gentleman's Entertainment. Oh, my dad goes, there was music going till three, and there was disco lights. And I go, yeah, dad, that was a strip club.

[B]

Did your dad go?

[A]

He said, oh, he said he couldn't sleep at all. And I go. He goes, at 3am it stopped. And I said, well, that's when the ladies were off, you know, they weren't lapping anymore.

[B]

Way to go, Muff. Good, good research.

[A]

So that was that. But then we did ice cream that same night and go up there. It's like 10:30. They close at 11. Hey, we're going to do three shakes and call tonight. Night cap it. We're not doing shakes anymore. What's up? In the menu, it says, you guys got shakes and the ice cream stuff. Yeah, I'm not doing shakes anymore. I get it. They clean the machine and it's 20 minutes before closing, and they're not doing shakes anymore. And the one guy at the machine who responded to me, that Boomer and Rob ended up getting, like, ice cream cones. Oh, but I can't ring you up. Sarah, can you ring him up? I guess he had already, like, checked out for the day, and he's just chilling at the cash register.

[B]

What?

[A]

Hey, guys, listen, I. I wanted to give Detroit just, like, the best cred and make it all legit, everything like that. I can't even get a shake when you don't close for 20 minutes. And this worker isn't even a worker. He's got a purse bag across his chest and he's moonlighting. I don't know what he was doing, but he wasn't cleaning the machine. He wasn't making my. My mistake. And then they were just, like, gallivanting instead of checking people. It made no sense. No seats in there. So I'm just going to get an ice cream cone and eat it out there.

[B]

Walk the streets of Detroit. Bad idea.

[A]

Uneven sidewalks are doing all this construction with a batter's helmet with ice cream in it. It's going to melt all over my face and drop down my crotch. Like, terrible idea. I didn't get an ice cream cone.

[B]

So Boomer and Rob did.

[A]

My dad. We got my dad one. We took it back to the room. They all did, But I didn't. I was like, they didn't have my shake. I'm not doing it. I did gelato back at the hotel.

[B]

How was that?

[A]

Phenomenal. I think. We stayed at like a four star place.

[B]

Whoa. Yeah. Didn't realize that.

[A]

Yeah, it was legit. I mean, odd of the dancers behind us, but other than that, the hotel was phenomenal.

[B]

See any of them coming to and from their cars?

[A]

No, but it was a wedding party, so it was the weirdest dynamic at the hotel. You had the wedding party, you had tigers, drunk fans, and then you had, there was 60 year old people that look like the retired community of Detroit would just go to the lobby and drink. So it was weirdest like, like mix of people. Ray. A melting pot is what you're searching for.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Nuts.

[B]

Okay, now we're going to take a break. We're going to come back and we're going to hear about more right after this.

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[A]

All right, we have illegal drug. We have Boomer got shot at and me yelling at a lady. Okay, the legal drug. Guys, I, I don't want to get political, ma'. Am. I don't think we can legalize weed in this country.

[B]

Why?

[A]

It's legal there.

[B]

It's legal in Vegas.

[A]

People are smoking blunts on the street.

[B]

All over the place.

[A]

Okay, totally fine. That's not my point. The Tigers fan base there was 30,000, 40,000 people at these games. The crowd was not that loud.

[B]

There's nothing to be loud about. You're getting beat 10 to 1.

[A]

The next day was a hell of a game. Torkelson got a two run homer outside of the Wave. That we did once. And Torquies, two run bomb. The crowd just chilled. Got a tan. There was no standing ovation. Got two guys on base. Let's go. I mean, there were guys in the front trying to get everybody up. Let's go, let's go. And then I'm doing it. I'm like, let's go, dude. This crowd, I think just does the legal drug comes to the game and chills. I was unimpressed with the crowd.

[B]

Was it nerves about blowing the biggest lead? I going from best record in baseball to outside the playoffs.

[A]

Yeah. I sent this to my dad. The Detroit Free Press this morning. Tigers can only blame themselves as season collapses. Dude, the Tigers suffered the biggest collapse in sports history. They were ahead 13 games in their division and are now tied and will most likely be the on the outside looking in for the playoffs. But yeah, so the crowd, I, I just, Yankee Stadium, man, you just feel it. You feel that? Titan Stadium, not really feeling it. Predators game. You can feel the crowd. I, I, I was unimpressed with the crowd. Unimpressed, man.

[B]

Were they smoking weed in the stadium?

[A]

Can do that. But they were chill.

[B]

Yeah. Because in Vegas, I don't think you can smoke weed in the casino. But outside the casino, a lot of people smoking weed, sitting on the benches out front smoking weed, walking down the sidewalk smoking weed.

[A]

I just wanted, I go, hey, man, you, I'm waiting for my family a little bit. Do you know where I can just get a beer without going into a restaurant or whatever? And he goes, no, but I know where you can get a blunt.

[B]

Okay, he's gonna probably sell you one.

[A]

But I mean, I'm not like a heavy blunt guy, so I don't even know what planet I'd have been on when my parents got his family got there. So I go, I'm gonna pass on the blunt. Hey, man, I can get you some, I can get you some dope too. No, no. If I pass on the blunt, I'm probably gonna pass on the dope too. Okay, Gotcha.

[B]

He wants a smack. No, no. If I pass on the dope and the, the, the, the blunt probably don't want smack.

[A]

And then the one Guy. This is legit. The one guy at the hotel said, I can get you weed or I can get you mushrooms.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I'm like, which guy?

[B]

What did he do at the hotel?

[A]

No, he was just on the bench to the side of it. I'm saying goodbye to my family.

[B]

Oh, you know, one of those is on Sunday.

[A]

Yeah. Or I mean, it happened multiple times.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

One of the ones that comes to mind just randomly grabs me at 6pm on a Saturday night. Sun's still out. Hey, man, you need weed? I can get you weed. I can get you mushrooms. I'm gonna do mushrooms at 6pm I'll be in the lake Ontario, dude.

[B]

Well, some people do like doing them at 6pm because they're about to go out.

[A]

It wasn't even like I was in a dirty part of town. Out at 2am Bro. 6pm People are going to dinner. There's a wedding party. Hey, man, I can get you weed. I get you shrooms. Can I do them both at the same time? I'll be on mall.

[B]

I don't see the warning label on here. Do you have that from the fda? No, bro.

[A]

You know where I can just get an N. A? Looks like I'm drinking. Like, I ain't even trying to do that, but yeah. So that was the legal drug. That was my stance on that. Did not try to get political. There's two topics left. Pick your poison. There is my fight with a lady, and there is Boomer got shot at.

[B]

Let's go with your fight with the lady. And then after that, we'll take a break and come back about getting shot.

[A]

Me and Maria, Muff. We're in line. We're getting my dad a hot dog.

[B]

At the game?

[A]

Yeah, at the game. So my dad, he's great. He got the hips surgery. He's got hips replaced. Believe he did just get one or both. Gosh. My mom got one replace. Got maybe both of them. No, Matt Liner got both of them. My dad only got one hip replacement.

[B]

Liner got hip replacement.

[A]

Both of them.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah, he's young. I was following his story and giving my dad information about him. So my dad got his hip replaced. He's great. He can actually move, but those seats are tight. And it's not great going up because we sat solo. You. He's having to climb Mount Kilmajaro to go get some food.

[B]

Real close.

[A]

Yeah, we. Maria was 10. She. Maria was two rows up. We were 10 rows up.

[B]

Rich. Rich. You guys didn't sit together.

[A]

My sister. It was our 40th birthday. My sister said my mom dropped bands.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, but you didn't sit with your sister.

[A]

She did the first night. They. The second one now.

[B]

Okay, so she sleep with your dad, but not sit with your dad. Got it.

[A]

She couldn't. It was packed, dude. We were trying to avoid the biggest collapse.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

When we bought the tickets, we didn't know they were going to collapse.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But we're in line getting my dad this hot dog. Not like we're waiting on him. We're trying to help my dad out. So we go get him this hot dog. Onions, mustard. And the lady goes, oh, you can just stand right here. So apparently, it's a line where you pay and then you stand in another line to get the hot dog. The missile, if you will.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The glizzy.

[B]

Pick it up over here.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So me and my sister go to stand right over here, and at about the same time, another lady kind of stands right next to us. So we're like shoulder and shoulder.

[B]

Yeah. And so are we talking third inning, fourth inning?

[A]

It's middle of the game, fourth inning.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

And it's on Saturday. We're talking two in the afternoon. Hungry people are just chilling. It's a relaxed crowd. Everybody's enjoying the local legal drugs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This lady, I though they. There's a hot dog, and it comes across, and it's onions and mustard for my dad. So I grab it, and this lady goes, you are so rude. You are so rude. That is so rude of you. I'm cut. I had already been with this high crowd for, like, two days straight. So I'd been chill for 48 hours. I'm talking. I had been more chill than I've ever been in my life. Yep. That is so rude of you, Cutter. You cut, cut, bad boy. And I go, I'm so confused. I was just getting this hot dog. She was, you're a cutter. You're a bad person. And I go, go in front of me. I didn't know what I did. And my sister goes, well, apparently, it was like an organized line. And she goes, but you and that lady kind of got in line at the same time. But it wasn't a. Well, it was a. Remember, it's a very chill crowd.

[B]

So you cut.

[A]

So there's just people standing around not. And I mean, what are the odds somebody ordered an onion mustard dog out of the four people that were standing there?

[B]

Very low.

[A]

And when you're chill, you're not really organized and in a line. It wasn't like we're in school. This line was kind of zigzagged, so I couldn't really tell if I was in front or she was in front. And what are the odds Lady Yeller eats the same kind of hot dog that my dad does. It's a little weird still in my head. Ringing. You're bad boy, Cutter. You're a bad person. Just yelling it at me, and I'm not even going back. And I. I'm. What? I was, like, whispering at her. I'm like, oh, my. I'm so sorry.

[B]

Did you give her the missile?

[A]

So she got the missile, and she was so rude. Bad boy. There's like, spank myself. I'm a bad boy. How do you fight with a woman that's like 45 years old screaming in your face? Cutter. Bad boy. You're a bad 45.

[B]

You are 40. It's not like I'm like, she's so old.

[A]

It doesn't have the same ring.

[B]

No, you're the same age.

[A]

She might have been 55 then, but my sister was there. She said nothing weird.

[B]

You guys folded like a long chair.

[A]

So I got yelled at by a lady.

[B]

That's bad, dude. Hey, Detroit does not sound like a good city.

[A]

Hey, next. Boomer got shot at.

[B]

We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

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[A]

All right, this one's bad. And I don't know if a police report was filed. Maybe this is it getting filed. But we're in the lobby and we are having a meal after the second game. Parent dad and sister and brother and Boomer are leaving in an hour, so we won't.

[B]

They're leaving Saturday night.

[A]

They were there 24 hours, two games. Wham, bam, thank you, man. Couple pork missiles back to the north. And I chilled that night there because I couldn't get a flight out.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I know. Dropped a couple bands, but we reunited the family. So anyways, we're in the lobby eating a great four star Michelin meal. It was phenomenal. What did I have? What did dad have? Oh, we had grilled cheese.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

It was a delicacy.

[B]

What did Muff have? She.

[A]

The tendies were burgers. Was like Angus burgers. Was Boomer and Burt muffins. Muff, Muff, Muff. She have a salad? Muff. I apologize. Don't remember what she had.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[A]

But we're doing waters. We're doing cokes. Diet Cokes.

[B]

And we're doing Coke. Huh?

[A]

Diet Cokes.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

And 30 minutes before their flight.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

And we're in the most relaxed Michelin lobby of our hotel and we hear. Oh, oh, oh. And Boomer goes, ow, ow.

[B]

Got shot.

[A]

Boomer got shot by a piece of glass.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

The bar keep had a box. Guys, this may be the police report getting filed right now. The barkeep had a box of wine that was 20 bottles.

[B]

The bullet went through there and the.

[A]

Shattered bottom of the box fell out. All the wine bottles hit the ground at the same time. And.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And we all looked back. A shard of glass drilled Boomer in the back of the leg.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

He was impaled.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

In Detroit.

[B]

And you thought the worst when you. When you heard the boom.

[A]

So they got the crime scene tape out. Nobody come over here. Closed it off. Bar keeps over there handling it. There was a kid that ended up going into the crime scene, and the barkeep, like, shoot him back. Like, no, no. Do not let.

[B]

No.

[A]

It was a wedding guest. These dang wedding guests and old people and not listening and drunk Tigers fans. Kid tries to run into the crime scene. Barkeep gets him back. And there were still shard shards. Boomer never drew blood, but was impaled in Detroit on Brush street right next to 8 mile.

[B]

So glad he's okay.

[A]

I'll. That sound will never leave me.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. Boomer. Boomer. I got hit by a piece of glass in the back of my foot. Are you okay? Didn't even draw blood, but out of all of us, it shot 20ft and hits Boomer.

[B]

Dude, I know the pain of glass, man. I had surgery, so don't like, oh, it's just a shard of glass. It shot. No, that's real deal Holyfield. That's scary stuff. I'm glad he's okay.

[A]

Guys, tell us which one of the stories was your favorite illegalized drug. Boomer got shot a drunk driver.

[B]

Ray fights a woman or I fought a woman. I mean, Boomer's gonna have PTSD now. Can you give me a recap? Like, Detroit as a city, Is it back? Is it still trash? What is it?

[A]

Well, let me tell you this, guys, and this is no sensationalizing. I went for a run Saturday morning, two miles all across the city.

[B]

Whoa there.

[A]

First of all, they've torn the ass out of about five different roads that go around for Field and Comerica. It's all downtown, which is cool.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool.

[A]

It's walkable, just like Nashville. But they. They're trying to create this Greek town, and it's not opening till they say 20, 26. Guys, it ain't gonna be ready till 20, 29. It is 15ft, dug down culverts, wires, bunch of beer cans that people throw after the games into this ditch. It doesn't look like there was no construction work while we were there. I think they're going to be far behind schedule, so they're trying to revamp that little area. But right now, you have to walk in a maze of chain link fence, and if something's right across the street from you, you have to walk five blocks left, four blocks to the right, and go around all these holes in the ground that they have dug because they're trying to create a Greek town.

[B]

So not convenient.

[A]

Not convenient at all to where I just went. The alleys by the strip club, you know, for convenience, obviously.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's how I. I went the back door to the creamery to. Where did we go? To Dunkin Donuts. I go muff. We don't even have to go these main roads because the ass is torn out of the roads. I said, let's go. The best route is through the strip club and then over and behind these businesses. So then we would go in the alleyway to these businesses.

[B]

What about homelessness is bad.

[A]

I explained it to Muff. I said when I was on my run. Usually you run around Nashville, you'll see a beer can, you'll see a white claw.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Detroit. You see a bottle like rubbing alcohol. You'll see a lot of shots. You see a lot of mini bottles of fireball. You'll see what's like, the cheapest bottle of vodka.

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Skull.

[A]

You'll see skull wrapped in a brown paper bag on the ground. And then, I mean, I. I walked over a couple people.

[B]

So, man, so safe, wise, safe. Not safe.

[A]

I mean, there were a pile of cops, okay? So I would say safer, except for the guy, like, you know, freaking accosting me, trying to get me to buy drugs. You're not getting that in Nashville.

[B]

No, because I'm not.

[A]

A couple offers I got within a 24 hour period. And you're not gonna walk out with your girl just because of the road being all torn up. It's not very sexy. I took a picture. Looked like boomer was walking next to a construction site with his ice cream. He's about to trip over a power cord, like.

[B]

All right, well, that was Detroit, man.

[A]

But I'm telling you, 2028 Greek Town will be legit.

[B]

It's gonna be awesome.

[A]

Because Maria said from her hotel room, she actually saw palm trees on a roof somewhere that, like, that was adjacent to the strip club. But she didn't know if the disco lights were coming from the palm trees or if it was coming from the side tape, you know, side stage.

[B]

Are you sure the palm tree wasn't your dad's?

[A]

No, no, no, no, it wasn't.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, it wasn't him. But I told baser, I go, hey, the street is so bad to walk down because of all the construction, everything. And they're trying to create this. I said, I. I have to go this back route around. And she goes, well, if the back route is the easiest one and you don't have anything to do, you could go to the strip club. Like, because I was telling her at night, I really didn't feel safe walking around this construction site because you. It was so narrow. You were either going to fall into a ditch, fall into a fence, or somebody could hide around a corner and jack you. And I said, honestly, the safest street is the one that leads to the strip club. And she said, if you want to go to it, you could go No, I looked inside, and.

[B]

I.

[A]

It was. I honestly think I saw a guy dancing.

[B]

Oh, all right.

[A]

So I think they. I think it was a male and female review. If you guys could look it up. It's called, like, the. So there's Dream strip club, and then there's, like, gentleman's club. Strip club. I think the gentleman's club one might also have males. And so I just didn't want to go in there.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

And then get, you know, get turned on. Well, not.

[B]

No.

[A]

You know, you're just.

[B]

Get hard.

[A]

I'm not trying to get propositioned by a dude.

[B]

God. Oh, I see what you're saying. Got it, Got it. Sorry.

[A]

But. And I just didn't feel he's that safe. I roll solo. You know, we said such a wholesome family moment. And then that night, I go to the strip clubs. You know, I go to the titter.

[B]

That's. Yeah, that's bad.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, man. Well, my voice is going. I got it. We got to go, like, oh, what?

[A]

Blasting image. Image you have of your family. Like, saying goodbye to them. You guys all at the game together. Instead of, you know, Cinnamon's in my family.

[B]

No, instead of Bill's bulge. Man, I'm not gonna be able to talk tomorrow.

[A]

You gotta get that steroid shot.

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna go get a steroid shot.

[A]

That's how good I am at audio, guys. I knew something was wrong with it six hours ago. You gotta end it. You got to.

[B]

Gotta. I gotta go. I gotta go, guys.

[A]

Truck drivers and you guys are out there, let me know, because I'm. Now I'm curious if that gentleman's club off a brush street in downtown Detroit, is that one the male strip club? Is it male and female? I'm pretty sure Dream is strictly female. I'm just curious if I would have gone. I was allowed to. And not like, she's my mom. But Baser said, you know what? If you're bored, go to the strip club. I'm just curious. Would I have been. Would I have been impressed? I didn't. I didn't go in the door. It was a $20 cover. You can't just do Peaksies. I'm just curious. One of those things. Did I miss out? The lights were going till 3am dad couldn't sleep. He said they finally shut it down, though. But, yeah, I mean, it's like my dad or strobe lights all night long. Well, I mean, dad, strobe lights are. It wasn't. It wasn't a bar. Yeah, the bar last night. People were out drinking. They weren't drinking, dad. If there were strobe lights, it was. It was sugar. She was dancing. Trying to earn ends meet. You know.

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