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Finna find out.
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Oh, you already started it, dude. Oh my gosh. You got to tell me. You're going. Does it work? Am I on camera? You don't know.
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Yeah, you are.
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Are you on camera? Try you.
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Yep. Don't care.
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It's not switching. Are you switching it?
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We don't have to manually switch it anymore.
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But it's not switching cameras at all. It's only on one camera. According to my little board here, it's only on camera three. It's not going to the other camera. When you talk, it doesn't switch.
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So it did expire.
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It expired. Expired. Expired. What is that from? Expired.
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End stream.
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Expired. Expired.
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A comedy.
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Yeah, I don't know what it's from.
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So we had one total like and two peak concurrence. Two people were watching at the same time.
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I really like that. And I just got a notification that. I don't know, I couldn't read what it says, but yeah. So I don't know why the cameras don't work. We'll have to hit up the engineer. We tried to become big time and once again we are small time. Nothing ever works around here. I'm not upset about it. I don't care. I'm not annoyed. It's okay. We did a 40 second clip on YouTube. That counts for something. We're making the effort, folks.
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Well, I know you're big time now.
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I am big time now. You know, I mean, we. We can talk about it a little bit if you want. I. I don't know if I owe an apology, but maybe I should give an apology.
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I'm here. Me and Arnold. Open ears.
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I. I maybe need to apologize to sore losers nation.
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Apology accepted.
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Because there was a moment. If you didn't watch the prices right, you can go back and watch Paramount plus check it out. By now you should know I made the freaking show.
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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I am not freaking kidding you, dude.
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Seriously. No, no.
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Why didn't you can tell Me, I couldn't tell you. And you know what? I'm. One thing. One thing I want to say is I get back from the prices right back in October. I forgive you and not once. And I appreciate this about Ray. He just moves on with life. Not once when we came in here to do the pot, did you be like, hey, man, were you really on the show? You didn't say anything because you know what? You don't give a dang.
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I do give a dang.
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Oh.
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But what I'm saying is, and that's why I'm kind of mad at myself as the investigator that I am, and we do our crime pod that we have, get those crime numbers up. We should be top 100 crime podcasts in the country if we're not sports. You said, I'm gonna have an NDA, which means you can't talk about it. So no, crap. If you got on, you're not gonna talk about it. And never once in my head did I think that you just wouldn't talk about it. Well, I'm an idiot. Dude. Why?
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It.
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It's Occam's razor. The easiest explanation for things is right in front of you. You were, you're very. You have a personality. You're on a morning show and on a podcast, there's a bunch of 70 year old women there that are losing half their personality. So of course they're going to pick you in a suit. And you couldn't talk about it because of an NDA. So that meant you were going to keep it secret. So, yes, you were going to keep your appearance secret. And Scuba asked me and I go, no, he's not. He's not going to do it. He's not going to get on. I did predict other things. I don't know if we want to go into that, but I did not predict that you'd ever be on the show. Not even close. Never once did that enter my head. I thought you were telling us the truth. And I'm mad at myself for being a crime pod. Crimey.
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I was thinking about it yesterday. I was like, man, I have to say, Ray never, never brought it up. Never. Like, just us two sitting in this room, about to start the pod. After the podcast, coming up with ideas for the pod, our brains, brainstorming sessions. Not once did Ray ever bring up the Price is Right. Not one single time. And I was like, man, it made it so much better that he never brought it up.
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Right? But I mean, I honestly think that's my upbringing. I just don't think people lie. So you said on the show you weren't on it, so I thought you weren't on it. I never thought, oh, he lied to us to hold it for seven months. Heck of a payoff, wasn't it, Ray?
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I don't even know if it was. I don't know if it was a great payoff or not.
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You baked on it for seven months
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to be a good payoff to me. It was a good payoff. It was a good payoff. In my head.
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It wasn't a good payoff. Half the people weren't even looking at the TV in the room. Abby goes, was that Lunch's face? And out of the corner of my eye, I did see your face, but I thought, why would they zoom into somebody in the audience's face? And then I saw you in the suit, and it was obvious you were on the show. No. And then I was like, why is he arguing the price? Did they go up as a team? And then it all dawned on me that you were part of the panel and you were on the show. But Eddie never knew. Morgan never knew. I go, hey, Abby, go in the room and tell them that Lunch is on the show. Because we had it playing on the big screen. And none of them were looking at the screen or paying any bit of attention. Everybody's on their Tic Tac.
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Yeah. I mean, it was crazy.
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So Abby runs in the room, pushes Arnold out of the way.
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Hey, what's wrong with you?
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Are we breaking up? And she runs in the room and goes, guys, Lunchbox is on the show. He's on the. The tv. And Eddie goes, what? And then Morgan said something, too.
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None of them, hello? Hello?
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They're not already collecting taxes, are they?
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Hello? No, my dad called me two in a row, so I thought something was up. Go ahead. Sorry. When he calls me two in a row, I assume something is going on, but no, there was no one there.
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Well, I was just telling the story of in the studio, and Bones had a meeting with Scuba and Amy, so they weren't part of the story, but it was mass confusion. So was that worse? Worth seven months? Nobody will ever know. The listeners love the surprise.
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Yeah. And I. And. And then I got some messages like, oh, you made it all the way to the Wheel, and you shouted out all these people, and you didn't shout out Sore Losers nation. And what the heck? Who is calling me now?
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Big time.
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Hello? No, this isn't joe.
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Oh, what? I think we know your new name.
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Who's Joe?
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I think we know your name.
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Not that. Anyway.
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Hey, can we start calling you your new name?
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No, no, no, not that name. What? Hollywood. Oh, everybody clear the room.
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It's in Hollywood. Go in the other room. McKitty's like, hey, aren't you got the guy for prices, right? That's pretty funny. I mean, he's been part of the show for 10 years and nobody recognizes it.
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Oh, man. Yeah. So you spin the wheel and they say, would you like to say hi to anyone?
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Which is great on them. To give shout outs.
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It's great to give shout outs because only six people every episode get to give shout outs. And I started giving shout outs to everybody. And at one point, I don't know why, because I don't know who I'm gonna say. Because you don't know. You're getting up there, like, it's just all magical and so it spit. Like once you get up on stage and you go back in the audience, it's like, all right, time to spin the wheel. I'm not thinking, oh, I need to have a list of who I'm gonna shout out. I just start rambling.
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Had a three hour flight to make a couple note cards, but I didn't
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know I was going to be up there.
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Right? Oscars winner always prepares their speech. Dummy.
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Correct.
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I'd like to shout out my niece, nephew. Who the are they? My uncle, my aunt. I think he said, mom, dad, props, my wife. Kids go. They're like, niece, nephew, dog.
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The dog.
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The dog got a shout out. Except for the sore losers nation.
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No.
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Who are you?
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My dog did not get a shout out.
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Dude, half the people you shouted out, I was like, who the is this guy?
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Jeez, I should have shouted out my teachers that thought I would never make it anywhere in life. Look at me now. But I didn't do that. I didn't shout out my dog. I shouted out all my dogs back at the crib.
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Gosh, I wish that would have came across.
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Do you know what that is?
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Some reference on tic tac.
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No cam from big brother two seasons ago. Every time he would vote, he would be like, julie, I vote to evict so and so. And then he'd be like, all right. And he'd get up and be like, shout out to all my dogs back at the crib, okay? And I thought it was so funny that he did that every single time. And my wife and I would laugh about it. So as Drew Carey is asking me to shout out people, for some reason, all my dogs back in the Crib popped into my head.
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Nobody realized that except for your wife. And also the hole in one or a hole in two.
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That one got it.
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I didn't get it either, but it's an inside joke. Apparently. They play that golf game on the show.
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Yes, you play. There's a. There's a game called hole in one or two. So it has a bunch of products lined up on this putting, like, lane. And you have to put them in order from least expensive to the most expensive. And you go down, and then wherever you miss, that's where you have to putt from. And you step up and you putt. And if you miss, they go, oh, this game is hole in one or two. And they hit the button, and the golf ball turns around. It says, hole in two.
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Wish I would have known that before, because when you said it, I was like, terrible joke. Hole in one or two. Terrible joke. What's he talking about,
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Holland?
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See, I'm. I think I speak for most people. You had a shot for a zinger, and you go, hole in one or a bogey. What the coach. You were on fire. My wife was crying because you kept falling on the floor.
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Yeah.
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Amazing. Amazing thing. I don't know if you thought about that going in, but how funny is it if a guy just always falls on the floor? If I would have to have ratcheted up a bit. Also, when you spun the wheel, spin it so hard that you fall on the floor.
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The girl before me fell.
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Okay, so then that wouldn't have been funny.
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And. And I didn't plan to fall on the floor.
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You were always on the floor.
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Like, I. When. When I spun the wheel and I got to 90 cents, I was kind of kissing the carpet. Like, oh, my God. How did that just happen? It wasn't like I slipped and fell. It was just like, oh. And then when I lost the Showcase Showdown, spoiler alert. I fell backwards. Cause I thought that was funny. I thought that was just like, oh, the dramatic. Like, oh, no. And it's just over. And I didn't know. I had no idea that part of my body was sticking out the side. And you could see it when they're showing it. And so Drew Carey standing there, and you can kind of just see my leg out to the side. I had no idea.
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Right. You don't know what the camera is going to capture 100%. And I think it's the same thing. When you. When you did that, you covered yourself by the podium. You didn't know the podium was going to kind of Hide you. But I guess at the very end when they rolled credits, you were laying on the ground. Okay.
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They had me backstage.
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Okay.
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Because I walked off the stage, and then I was just there, and I. And so then I'm watching the show last night, and the credits are rolling. I didn't know there was a camera filming me backstage.
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That's great.
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Like, what is that? Hey, let me have my moment of, oh, my God, I was so close to winning. So much amazing stuff.
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You. You were enough energetic where it was cool. And then you'd bring it back around and give Drew a daps on the shoulder to kind of be like, hey, I'm a real guy. I'm normal, dude. I'm not going to, like, kill you. So. Because you were, like, nuts. Like, kind of, like, terrifyingly nuts. But then you'd give him daps, and he'd come back around and be like, okay, this guy's not bad. And then the next segment, you'd come back around and you're jumping around. I told you in McKitty when you had the Jimmy Choo in your hand because you won all those products. Jimmy Choo, the computer and the weight set.
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Yeah.
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And if you losers don't know what we're talking about, you've been in a dark or something like that. Y' all need to get cable. But you had the Jimmy Choo in your hand, and you went to go do the weight bench. And. And I believe it's a Smith machine. And those are tough as it is because it was probably settled, like, £100. And like, unless you actually are ready to do some bench, you can't do it. You had one hand, and you're trying to do the Smith machine, and you had the Jimmy Choo the other. And then you're just like. You just threw it away, and you, like, kicked it to the side and walked off. Coach was going to try to do the weight set. Coach, you had to knew it was going to be heavy. You had to ditch the Jimmy choose.
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Here's the funny thing. The Jimmy Choo was, like, glued down or taped down. I ripped that thing off the.
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Then when you hugged that chick, like, for sure, security grabbed his gun. No joke. The dude could stand for himself. Because it was also, like, a guy model who was probably down with the hug.
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He was. He was tall, right?
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But he was. He enjoyed it. But the girl, I mean, for sure, security stepped a couple steps towards you. Like, I wonder how close they got to a guy in a yellow vest coming out there. I'm Curious. I really am. Like, you definitely towed the lie. Like, for sure. When you were jumping up and down for Drew at the be, Like, I think Drew, he. He thought it was funny how you were like, shouting out stuff and say you almost went to jail. But at the same time, he's like, oh, my gosh. Like, how did this guy get past all the tests that make sure he's not psycho? Like, this guy is. Is insane. Like, he's a sociopath. Can I think Drew was thinking that, like, I've got to talk to my staff. Like, these people should not get let through because you were going bonkers, dude. Like nuts. You couldn't even stand up.
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I did not. I honestly, like, when I watched it back, I did not realize how much I jumped up and down.
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Like, that's good for tv.
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Like, I had no. I had no recollection that I jumped up and down the whole time. Like, on contestant row, I was jumping up and down the whole time. I don't remember that. And I had no recollection of the old lady reaching over and going, calm down. I had no recollection of that. Didn't remember her doing that.
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Yeah, you probably couldn't even have heard her.
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No, I didn't hear her at all. Like, I just. I didn't remember her grabbing my hand. None of that. It was bananas.
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But also, I did see the crowd, and when I was a kid, the crowd seemed like it was 10,000 people. Why did it seem like there was 100 people in there?
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There's two, like 215.
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Okay. So it actually is. If you have a decent personality, you can probably make the show.
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Yes.
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Because, I mean, there's a lot of 70 year olds with T shirts that say, I'm here from Tampa, Florida. I mean, sorry, they're not going to put all 10 of you on. They've got to pick a guy. They got to pick a girl.
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Yeah, they have. They had to pick different people, different ages. They want to have a range. I mean, it was still bananas to me.
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But, like, were there any. It was. It was older crowd. Right. This is all retired people.
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I would say 65% older.
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So, I mean, you were a ball of energy.
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Yes, Okay, I was the ball of energy. I was. But some of the older people were energetic. I mean, most of the people were energetic. Most.
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But they didn't have the funny stuff to pair with the energetic.
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I agree with that.
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Like Rhode island lady, she was just
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going to get on there and swear she was great. And the funny part about her Is she had her daughter with her. And when you go in with the producer and they say, oh, what's your name? She goes, my name's Samantha. I'm from Los Angeles. I'm a bartender.
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The daughter.
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Yeah, well, that didn't help, mom, but that was it. She didn't say anything. She had no, like, oh, my God. Excitement. It was just very monotone. I'm from Los Angeles. I'm a bartender. And I'm like, that chick's not getting on, like, no chance.
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Did you ever consider throwing the suit coat off for dramatic effect?
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If I would have won.
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You were going to chuck it.
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I was going to chunk that. Sure.
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That There were a couple times when you were jumping up that I was like, oh, he's going for the suit coat jacket. You're going to take it off and start spinning.
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If I would have won, because the funny part is, when you win, all your friends and family come up on the stage with you. I would add nobody. I would have had nobody to celebrate with, so.
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But all those fools bring their family not knowing if they're going to get on the show.
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Yes. Because they're all trying to get on the show.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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It's like a family vacation, friend vacation.
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But all these people are, like five deep with people just waiting in a line to get on the tv. You're by yourself celebrating on the computer with the trips and everything like that.
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Yeah, it was.
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Because that's the only other thing you would have won is the trips.
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Yeah. Or if I'd been within $250 without going over, I would have won both showcases. So I would have won the car, the shirts, the video game, everything. That's how close I was.
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But I mean, the trips, your kids aren't going to appreciate that.
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Like, here's the deal.
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Stop.
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I wouldn't have been able to get that much time off work.
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Hey, Drew, you got a second? Hey, man. With those trips, can I exchange them for something, though?
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Yeah. Cause, I mean, they're like five nights in New Orleans, five nights in Greece,
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and you got to use them in the next year.
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Seven nights in Thailand. When am I going to take that much time? And who. Who honestly was going to watch my kids for all those days?
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The Jimmy Choos. Since when does your wife wear Jimmy Choos at the grocery store?
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She doesn't.
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The computer. Your kids are going to break that screen with a baseball within a week. A desktop.
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Oh, the. The seven year old. Immediately. Last night. Dad, dad, can we play on it? Can we play on that computer. I'm like, dude, we don't have it. Can I play? You know we don't have it.
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Dude. You know how nuts they're going to go when that stuff rolls up to your house? A damn you. You got to give me the Smith machine. You're not using the Smith machine.
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It won't even fit my house.
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Dude, you need to give them my address and I'll throw you a couple hundred for it. Actually, it won't even fit in my garage. I don't want it. Yeah, you're not even going to use that. Dude. You're not. You need to actually almost think of a plan of how to sell it before they even bring it.
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I know I paid the taxes and I'm not even going to use this stuff, but it's just exciting to be able to get it. But I am taking my trip to Temecula, California. Yeah, I'll tell you that. And we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, Donald.
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Surprised you guys, man.
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Dude. And we had a watch party last night. Let me tell you. My wife decided to invite the entire neighborhood. All the baseball teams, anybody she has talked to since we moved to Nashville 13 years ago. If she said hi to those people, she invited them to the party. There were so many damn people running around. It was bananas. Saw the pic and everybody was making fun of me when we didn't think the kids would want to watch. So the, the volume was. So we had it at max volume and you still couldn't hear it because the kids were talking and wouldn't shut up. And so they. No one really heard what I said most of the time.
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Nice.
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But we had the subtitles on and the golf clubs. I really underbid on the golf clubs.
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Yeah. And the. When I said Jessica and Bazer went golfing and Jessica had really nice clubs, she had those exact same clubs that you were bidding on. I had never heard ghost clubs.
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I had never heard of ghost clubs in my life. Never heard of them. So as they're describing them, my first instinct was $2,000. That's how much they are.
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How much were they?
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Then I was like, man, no way. Ghost. That has to be a cheap brand. There's no way those are nice. So I bid 650. They were 2,400 and something dollars.
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You'd have been right on.
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I didn't write on and you'd have had them. And here's the funny part. James, who plays on my soccer team, he works at Dick's. He was at the watch party last night. And I was like. They start revealing the prize. I was like, how much would you bid?
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2,675.
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And he goes, that was probably 2,300.
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Okay, James, your trivia knowledge of dicks finally came in handy.
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I'm like, all right, You've been running dicks 15 years. You know what you're talking about. You. You know all the dick's prices. Yay. Good for you. And he nailed it. And I looked at him like, you're such a dick.
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You imagine Garrett, they ask him a can of beans, dude, he'd nail it. 89 cents. Freaking anything at a grocery store, Garrett. Dude, dude, anything that's construction related, your dad would nail it.
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He'd nail it.
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You should have been able to bring all those different parts of your life together in that one minute.
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I kind of agree with you. I should have. And I, I, I don't know, man. It was, it was Banana. So, yeah, Sore losers nation. I, I wanted to apologize for not shouting you out in the spin, but all my dogs back at the crib, that is you guys. That is all my people, my friends that I couldn't name everybody. And to the people that came to the convention, that we had heart to hearts over bruskies. And you're like, no, get real with me. Like, did you, did you make the prices right? And I lied to your face. I apologize, man. Because it was brought up at the convention a few times. And I, I, I lied to you guys. And I don't like lying to you guys, but hopefully it's well worth it. It was a freaking amazing, amazing experience.
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I did know one lie.
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Go ahead.
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The Valentine's Day one.
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Go for it.
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I knew you didn't go for that day. I knew you did. I was like, there's scuba. You're like, yeah, Bobby, I went south. And they're like, you're just one person. I was like, scooby didn't even go for the Valentine's Day. So I was right on that.
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Well, you were right and wrong because
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it was the same day.
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It was the same day. So they were filming it the same day. So I saw all the Valentine's Day people, and I was able to describe to you what the people were wearing for Valentine's Day, because I saw exactly what the couples were wearing, what their outfits looked like, everything.
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Now I know. I go scuba. It sounds like he just went in the parking lot, looked at people's outfits so that he could explain on the radio, and then didn't even go that day. But. But it was the same day.
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It was the same day.
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Got it.
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They were the episode before us, so they were the 11, 8, 11am taping. So I saw them walk out of the building, go to the set, saw them leaving the set, and walking back to their cars and their Ubers. So I was taking notes of what they were wearing. Like, I. It was crazy.
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Your wife. So did you text her, like, hey, I'm going to be on?
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No.
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You given her updates?
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No, because you leave the, like, waiting room and you walk across a parking lot to the set, and halfway between the set and the, the waiting room, there's a tent, and they confiscate your phones.
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Okay, so you just said, hey, wife, I'm going to be gone all day. You've got to find something to do in California.
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Yeah, but her cousin lived there.
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Okay.
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She was there. My wife went to go see her cousin because she had never gone to visit her cousin in Cali.
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So she was busy.
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She was busy. She didn't have to worry about it. She wasn't, like, just sitting on her thumbs waiting for me to get back to the hotel.
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So that in the car when she picked you up had to have been the craziest moment.
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Oh, I Ubered. Ubered back to the hotel because she was out with her cousin.
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What, the Hollywood? Yeah. You just won $10,000 and you Ubered back in a suit, in a tux, by yourself.
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And I
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coach you the most depressing person that was moments rich.
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I even Uber. I Uber to the location. I wore my suit out of the suit store, the tux out of the tuck store, out of the mall. I was like, hey. And she goes, all right. Yeah. Does it fit? And I was like, yeah. She goes, all right, you want to change? I was like, no, I'm wearing it out. She's like, what do you mean you're wearing it? I was like, I'm wearing it right now.
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But we've never had somebody do that.
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She goes, okay, that's weird. And then I got in an Uber. And she was like, you're awful dressed up for a Wednesday. And I was like, oh, yeah, Going to be on the Price is Right.
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I'm getting married.
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And she goes, what?
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To an AI.
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You're wearing a tux to the Price is Right. Is that real? And I'm like, yeah. She goes, that's crazy. I've never dropped anybody off the Price is Right. And I was like. She's like, so when are you on? I was like, well, I. I don't really know that. I told her, no, I didn't.
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I'll be on April 1st.
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I was like, I don't know. I said, I'm not guaranteed to be on. And I don't even know the air date, but look for me. She goes, oh, I'll watch tomorrow. Well, she watched the next day. She didn't see me. So she just thinks that the guy that I dropped off in the Uber never got on.
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She doesn't know how taping works.
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No, the.
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You but your wife then met up with you at the condo at the hotel. And that had to have been a crazy moment because you had to tell. Like you had. So you. How did you sleep?
B
Like a baby.
A
Okay.
B
I was exhausted, Ray.
A
I'd blown out my entire cup.
B
Run over. My wad was shot.
A
Dude, I know. We saw you jumping up in the air.
B
My wad was shot.
A
Because you have almost blew. You have to realize you Almost blew your load before you even got on Mike, because you were so out of breath with Drew. You're like.
B
You believe in miracles?
A
Miracle on ice. You're like, nashville, Tennessee, once. When have you been that proud of Nashville, Tennessee, dude? You were so out, and you hadn't even started the show yet, and you blew your entire load, dude. You're like, I've been in jail before. They're like, what the. How did he get past screening, dude? You admitted you're a criminal before you even played the games, you freaking idiot.
B
I've been in jail.
A
Drew's like, oh, my gosh. Security. Security. Security. Coaches. Psychopath, man.
B
I don't even know why. Why did I say I'd been to jail? Like, I don't even know what the hell. It just. I. It just flowed out of the mouth, man.
A
Yeah, that's live, though.
B
That's live. That's what I'm saying. He's just asking me something. I was just like, man, let me. How do I tell him? Like, I. I don't know how to explain it. And I was. And here's this crazy part. When you're on set, there is no water. So all that. So I was on that set for an hour and a half, man, without water. I was dying.
A
Why didn't you tell Drew that I'm dying of thirst? Drew? He's like, let's play the show. Here's the showcase.
B
Did you guys get this guy water?
A
Dude, you totally take down the third wall. Drew, I'm not gonna be kidding with you, man. That white tent. I haven't had water in an hour and a half. When do I get my cell phone back? They're like, sure, we're live across America.
B
I mean, they had to hate you. They probably. Some of them probably hated me.
A
But no, the production staff, because if somebody did that at our studio, dude, we would have them on a list, and they'd never be back.
B
I will say that when I was backstage, like, filling out the paperwork, one girl stopped by, and I don't know who she was, what she did, but she came up. She goes, you were fantastic. Your. Your. Your energy was amazing out there. Thank you so much.
A
What? The shelf?
B
And I'm like, oh, thank you.
A
Oh, production.
B
Yeah. Oh. Then the male model, dude.
A
Whoa. You didn't tell us about him.
B
He came by.
A
Of course he did.
B
And he was like, dude, you. That. That was fun. Oh, you made that fun.
A
Oh, my.
B
He was like. He was like, well done. That was. You made that enjoyable. Thanks for bringing the Energy today.
A
He was a little too much into your appearance.
B
And I was like, hey, man, you're welcome, man. Anything I can do for the Price is Right, man? It was. It was great. It was wild. So when I get back to the hotel, and my wife's like, how'd it go? Did you make it? And, I mean, I got my big old cue card with my name on it. I got a blue folder with prices, right? So you know that I have paperwork in there. And I'm like, I got on. What?
A
What?
B
Tell me how you got on. Tell me. Tell me about everything. And I tell her. I mean, I tell her about the whole day, and I lead up to it, and I'm like. And then we sit down, and I was like. And I was the first freaking name.
A
What?
B
No way.
A
Oh, my gosh.
B
And then I just go through the whole story, and then we get to the Showcase Showdown. And she was like, oh, my gosh. You won trips. You won trips. You did. And then I was like. And I overbid by $600. And she goes, oh, she fell on the bed. Fell on the. Like, she was on the bed. Like. Like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. And then she just fell. She goes, oh, my gosh.
A
You don't have to tell us anything else, coach.
B
And I was like, yeah, I know. And she goes, that. Oh. I was like, I know. $600. And she goes, it's okay. And I was like, yeah, it's okay. It's okay. She goes, but you were so close. We could have gone on some amazing vacations. I was like, I know. And she goes, but how fun was it? And I was like, it was amazing. She goes, but you were so close. I can't believe you overbid. And I think about it all the time.
A
I want us to trip to Monticello, California. Here. It's beautiful in the fall.
B
Because when I used to watch the show when I was a kid, now that we're at work at that time, I can't watch it. I used to say, man, how do people overbid? How dumb are you? The worst sound in the history of my life. That noise. It's like, oh, man, I'm gonna hear for the rest of my life. But it was fantastic.
A
What's the floor slippery?
B
Yeah, a little bit.
A
That's what I thought.
B
Very shiny.
A
Yeah, you should have.
B
I scuffed it up a little bit with my shoes.
A
But I'm saying the shoes, you should have got some, like, stick them. Like, maybe NBA players use. You needed a little Bit more traction because I think that also led to you slipping around and falling.
B
Yeah, it was pretty slippery out there. And they did have some black marks on the. And they came and checked my shoes to see what I had on the bottom. They. I didn't have any. It was just my dancing and craziness. Scuffed up the floor a little bit.
A
The next people.
B
Yeah, man, what a. What a trip, man. Sore Losers Nation. Thank you guys.
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We're never going to have so many downloads. That's why we probably should intro the show.
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Yeah, let's intro it for all of our new listeners.
B
Yeah, all our new listeners.
A
Man, we're gonna do it live. Not gonna do Arnold's voice. We got new listeners, man.
B
We are the.
A
1, 2, 3.
B
Sore loser. What up everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give you the sports Facts, my sports opinions. Because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'. All.
A
It's Sizzin.
B
I'm from the north.
A
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser, 2.33 acres. We got fert in the dirt, we got mulch in the gulch. And it's just beautiful in the country. And unlike our co host here, I'll never leave you guys. I'm just a modest, modest life. I'll never go. Hollywood. And he doesn't go by lunch anymore. He now goes by Hollywood. We had a buddy in high school he took. So it was before texting and cell phone calls. He had a cell phone, but he got so he was so popular, called him Hollywood.
B
Really?
A
I've never met somebody that I could give that nickname to until you. You're Hollywood. And I always wanted to be. I was like, dude, that's so badass. Why does Hollywood get that many? He was a star basketball player. Always on the phone, always on the phone. Getting. There was no text then, so it was always just phone calls. What's up? What's up? What's up, Hollywood? Hollywood. Never met somebody that I could give that nickname to until right now.
B
Well, I'm glad I could give you that honor because it feels good. I mean, dude. And the watch party and like I went to go pick up the kid yesterday from school because he had a running club after school and the running club coach is like, oh, I hear you're on the Price is Right. What? It's like, oh, yeah. I mean A bunch of 7, 8 year olds are telling me that you're on the Price is Right. But so I don't know if I should believe him. I'm like, yeah. So my 7 year old baby box one was talking about it and then one of the dads last night, he was like, oh yeah, my son told me you got second place. Or he said you got to the Showcase Showdown. And I asked him did he win? And he goes, oh, I didn't ask him that. I'm like, so my 7 year old been telling everybody at school. So where I thought my secret was safe, he was spreading things around the school.
A
They're not the people to tell.
B
Yeah, but I didn't think they would understand it or they would care. But they did watch the whole episode last night. The kids were glued in.
A
But I mean that's I, for lack of a better phrase, that's a big drop in trowel on all the other dads. I mean they're all like, who am I? Their dad. Your kid. Box's dad's got on prices, right?
B
Huh.
A
Well, I'm gonna go do some roofing. I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll bring that paycheck home every two weeks. I mean, all the other dads. Oh, my gosh, dude, they just got it dropped all. I mean, they're. They're never going to compete with that.
B
I agree. They're going to have a lot to live up to. Their kids are like, dad, dad, baby boxes, Dad's on tv. How come you're not on tv? Totally get that. The pressure is real, and I feel bad for them. But then I'm also like, what do I do next? Where do I go from here?
A
Iron, dude, the iron's hot.
B
Yeah, it's just crazy.
A
And you got it. You got to do it now, though. You got to parlay it.
B
The. The. I will say, the watch party last night, there's people showing up and they're like, look, if we came over here and you don't get on, this could be a real disappointment.
A
I'm like, did you call it a watch party?
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, my gosh. It's called a wrap party. It's a rap after the episode.
B
No, we watched the episode.
A
It's a rap party. You talk to the people you were on prices right with. Are you guys gonna do, like, trips?
B
Not yet, we haven't. I. I would love to go visit them.
A
Were they like in their 60s?
B
I thought 80s, but I found out this morning. 60s?
A
Scratch that. You don't need to trip with them.
B
There's one girl that was in the service, National Guard, maybe she got. She's the one that spun the wheel right before me. She saw. Yeah, she hit me on Instagram. And the other ones, they never hit me up. I don't know what happened. I thought we had a connection. My girl from Dallas, the lady from Baltimore that worked security at the Ravens games. I don't know what happened to her. See, and also, though she was there with her daughter and granddaughter was a three generation thing.
A
It's kind of like Big Brother. When you get out of the house and you find out some of the people are rich and some of them are poor. You're like, wait, you were rich this whole time? You didn't need the money. Now they're finding out that you are already famous and. And you were already a public figure. So it has to be a little bit of a letdown where they were all just common folk and they're like, oh, this guy was famous already. And then came on the show, but they didn't know that because you didn't have cell phones or anything when you
B
were in there, right? They didn't have anything. They didn't. We didn't exchange numbers. I mean, in the waiting room, we were taking pictures, and everybody's like, oh, text me that, Text me that. And I don't know. It's crazy.
A
I wonder, like, for you, did you get. Is it the most calls and texts and DMS you've gotten in years, or was it.
B
It was a lot. It was a lot. Yeah.
A
That's what I'm saying. It has to be one of those moments where you're a little overwhelmed, and
B
then a lot of people like, you little bastard, you lied to me. You said you weren't on. And, like, I texted.
A
What, you had, like, blood brothers?
B
No, mini Volo, right?
A
I promise.
B
Garrett. I texted him the other day, and I was like, hey, man, prices are right tomorrow. And he goes, didn't you. Is this the one where you didn't get on, or are you out there trying again? I'm like, I'm trying again.
A
Cross my heart.
B
Nile 7. And so, you know. And then he texted me yesterday. Well, I didn't watch. How'd it go? So how do you answer that? You don't want to tell him.
A
You could have told Wolo. He's not. He lives in Timbuktu, Texas. He's not going to tell anybody but a cow he surveys.
B
No, you can't tell anybody.
A
There's certain people you could tell. Not you tell moms, she's on Facebook. Mine not going to tell Bazer. Mouth of the South. You can tell your cat. Tell your dog. You can not tell your kids. They're tell your dad. You can tell your wife. You've learned before. You can't tell your dad.
B
You want to know why, when we were moving to Nashville, not allowed to tell anybody. Not supposed to tell anybody. I tell my dad. Who does my dad tell? He tells his electrician friend. Oh, he doesn't know anybody. He doesn't know anybody. Who does his electrician friend work for? The city of Austin. Who does he tell? Amanda, who works in the office for this city electrician. How do I know Amanda? I went to middle school with her. Amanda hits me on Facebook, goes, here, you're moving to Nashville. Nope. Don't know what you're talking about.
A
You had a window in Hollywood where after the show, you could have told the convenience store worker, the grocery store Worker, the Uber driver and the homeless man. You could have said, hey, I'm going to be on Price is Right. And they could have looked at you with that glisten in their eye wanting to be you, envious of you in that moment in time. They would probably would have never watched the show because nobody has cable and the homeless people are just looking for crank. So you had that moment where you could have told a convenience store worker, hey, I'm going to be on Price is Right. I'll see you later. They're not telling anybody. Not telling anybody, man.
B
Yeah, and they wouldn't know what my name was, so they wouldn't. Well, I did have my name tag on, so they would have known I
A
was carrying my note card.
B
I mean, had a big old poster board.
A
What a high, though.
B
What an absolute high, man.
A
I mean, dude, people try their entire. So I want to be as into. It's amazing what you did. We didn't have cable growing up, so Price is Right. I've seen it before, but my parents would never let us watch it. We were always outside working. So it's not like I was just sitting around in the summer watching Prices Right reruns. I didn't have cable. I know of the show. I did not know about two holes, one cup. I didn't know about. I knew about spinning the wheel. I didn't know about showplay showdown. So. But what I'm saying is it's amazing you did that. But it would probably mean more to me if I had cable growing up. Yeah, but it means a lot to you because you had cable, kid. Price is Right's on. I got my poster board and I'm coming over with a Sharpie. I'm going to make a note card with my name. Kid, come on down.
B
I don't want to burst your bubble, but it wasn't on cable.
A
How do people watch it?
B
Cbs, Normal channel, The basics.
A
But the point is. Point is dad didn't let us watch tv.
B
I understand, I understand.
A
I'm aware of the show. It would meet my grandmother fall out. My grandfather and grandmother who've died, they would fall out. But I know somebody that went on it. It means something to me, but I'm glad it means a ton more to you. Whereas Big Brother. It means something to me. Most people don't give a crap about it. Survivor means something to you. Most people don't give a crap about it.
B
Yeah, and people. There were some people that last night they had never seen an episode. They didn't know what was Going on.
A
Well, tell me they didn't rain on your parade.
B
No, they didn't rain on my parade. They were asking questions. And then we did a game where we handed out little postcards or little index cards. And when the Showcase Showdown came, we would pause it after they showed them, and everybody had to write down their bid what they would bid.
A
That's actually good. Your wife designed that.
B
Yeah, that's smart. And we gave out some door prizes for winners. And we gave out one for the closest on Showcase one, which I bid on. And it was a first grader. He bid 31,000, so he won. And then showcase two, someone bid 40,000, so they won. And then we gave out one for the worst guests, and that was a third grader. She guessed $99 million.
A
What about you? Did you still guess the 32,600? Yeah, Ray, it was over by 600 again, which goes for $32,000 trip.
B
Like, of course it was.
A
20,000 was a safe number. Why would you go into the car level?
B
Dude, There was a trip to Banff, Colorado earlier in the show.
A
I could effing do that right now on Travelocity for $600.
B
There was a trip to Banff, Colorado earlier in the show. Do you know what the retail price was? $12,000. All right.
A
I'd have missed that one.
B
Thank you so. But I estimated three of those.
A
But the show is known for. You can't go over. Like your wife said. You went over. He went over all by only 600, though.
B
God, I was so. And that's what my wife kept hammering. She kept going. You were so close to winning both showcases. You could have won both showcases. I'm like, I know.
A
But in the grand scheme, that didn't matter. It only mattered the fact that you actually were the first announced. You got on the show and you played the games and you want. You won. You could have just been down there and not even got on the show 100%. Yeah. So that.
B
That's.
A
We're gamblers. We get so greedy. Oh, you should have played a perfect game, bro. The fact you even made it down there, that's pretty wild.
B
And the fact that I was able to beat 80 cents, that is the craziest part to me is they both had 80 and I was on 30. I needed the perfect spin.
A
You. You should have not even got past that.
B
Right. I needed the perfect miracle spin. And when it was spinning, oh, my God, it wasn't. I was like, get there, get there, get there. Get in the first spin. It was so close to 85, and it popped out and it went to 30. Is like, oh, my gosh. This is not. This is over. It's over. It's over. And it wasn't over. I. I don't. I can't explain it. It's such a crazy feeling.
A
What was the pin you were wearing? Was that in the war in Iran or something?
B
No, I was way before that, man.
A
What was that? Somebody said it was like. Was it possibly mental health awareness? A green pen?
B
It might have been kidney disease, diabetes awareness, something. I don't. I don't remember.
A
Well, that's cool. Getting the word out for that one, man.
B
Yeah, kidney disease awareness. I think one of the ladies in the crowd, she was handing them out, and I was like, yeah, I'll wear one, no problem. Think it was kidney disease awareness.
A
I mean, you spread the word.
B
Thank you. Thank you. Have a great day. Guys, we gotta go. I already buzzed it, man.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
What an episode. We talked a lot of sports, man.
A
There hasn't been any.
B
Oh, you're right.
A
It's dry season until the Masters.
B
You're right.
A
We already know Arizona's win in March.
B
When do the Masters start? Not this week. Next week?
A
Yeah.
B
All right, we gotta go.
A
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Episode: Does Lunchbox Need To Apologize For His Price Is Right Behavior?
Date: April 3, 2026
Host: Premiere Networks
This episode centers on Lunchbox's recent and much-hyped appearance on The Price is Right. The team delves into behind-the-scenes stories from the taping, reactions from friends and family during the watch party, his now-infamous behavior on stage, and whether Lunchbox owes the “Sore Losers Nation” of fans an apology for keeping his participation—and especially his TV antics—a secret. The conversation is light, joking, and filled with the hosts’ trademark banter.
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| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------|------------| | Discussing secrecy & NDA | 02:08–05:17| | Shoutout confusion/apology | 07:57–09:31, 24:19–24:19| | Crowd personality & casting insights | 03:37–04:49, 15:56–16:33| | Physical antics & audience reaction | 11:09–12:24, 15:12–15:41| | Watch party and family reactions | 21:18–22:07, 36:44–37:09, 43:49–44:16| | Prize impracticality & taxes | 18:23–19:30| | Aftermath, fame, and being “Hollywood” | 35:31–37:49, 39:34–40:25|
The episode is playful, self-deprecating, and brimming with the show’s classic inside jokes and nicknames. Lunchbox’s misadventures, from jumping on stage to barely missing a life-changing showcase win, provide a relatable and entertaining reflection on dreaming big and (almost) winning big on national TV. The hosts remind listeners that, while the outcome matters, the wild, secretive journey was the true story, with plenty of laughs for “Sore Losers Nation” along the way.
“What a trip, man. Sore Losers Nation, thank you guys.” — B (32:43)