SORE LOSERS: How Did Lunchbox Get SCAMMED Out of $295?

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show – Sore Losers: "How Did Lunchbox Get SCAMMED Out of $295?"

Date: May 1, 2026
Hosts: Lunchbox (D), Sizzin (C)
Episode Focus: The frustrations of booking golf tee times, being "scammed" out of $295 for unused soccer tickets, and real-life lessons from Little League.

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Episode Overview

This episode features Lunchbox and Sizzin riffing on the chaos of modern life: from the struggle of booking coveted golf tee times in Austin, to Lunchbox’s drama with Nashville SC season tickets, to a near-career-ending mishap at Baby Box’s baseball practice. True to the show’s style, the tone stays conversational, humorous, and a little self-deprecating, filled with asides and memorable banter that captures the “Sore Losers” vibe.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Golf Tee Time Struggles & Family Dilemmas

[02:19 – 19:43]

Booking Woes:

• Lunchbox sets up his frustrating quest to get a Sunday morning tee time with his brother “Batter’s Box” in Austin.
• Austin's new online tee time system uses a queue, making it tough for nonmembers—"hotter than a Wallen ticket."
• Despite being ready early, only late-afternoon tee times (4:50pm) are available by the time his turn comes up:

  “I was eight minutes...into the tee times being allowed to be booked, and the earliest time was 4:50pm. I tell you what it is a virus growing across this country. Golf addiction, a disease.” (D, 08:21)

Exploring Alternatives:

• Attempts at private or semi-private courses yield no better luck.
• Considers Plum Creek near Buda ("two hours Plum out of luck" from his brother).

Family Fallout:

• His parents are initially disappointed that his only available tee time will take him out of the family gathering:

  “So you pick your brother over us?” (Lunchbox’s Mom, paraphrased, 17:08)

• Eventually, the parents play along, suggest meeting for dinner near the airport instead, and let him know it's okay.

Notable Quote:

“This is the problem with coming to town...someone always feels left out.” (D, 17:11)

2. Rainout and ‘Scam’ for Nashville SC Tickets

[22:32 – 34:43]

Season Ticket Blues:

• Lunchbox gets automatically charged $295 for Nashville SC’s Champions League semifinal tickets due to missing the opt-in/out email.
• The match is scheduled for a weeknight (7:30pm Tuesday)—not ideal for families.

Bad Weather and Disappointment:

• The family gets excited but severe weather threatens. The game is delayed, and they decide not to go.
• Kids are crushed, especially “Baby Box 2,” who prays for the rain to stop (“...some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.” – D, 30:11).

Financial Sting:

• Lunchbox laments being "out" $295 for a game they didn't get to attend:

  "I paid $295 to watch [the game] on my TV." (D, 35:33)

• Sizzin jokes about the point of season tickets except for possibly scalping Messi tickets.

Notable Exchange:

• (C): “Tell me how it pays off to get season tickets, 'cause I'm not seeing it.” (33:03)
• (D): “I'm not sure.” (33:07)

Resale Frustrations:

• Sizzin shares his own experience with promised free tickets that never arrived, highlighting the team's inconsistent promos.

3. Baby Box’s Baseball Mishap – Real Life Lessons

[38:34 – 47:20]

Practice Gone Wrong:

• Lunchbox recounts “Baby Box’s” traumatic moment at baseball practice: a throw from the coach misses his glove and ricochets off his head.
• Emotional response: “I want to go home! I want to go home!” (D, 42:50)
• Quick parent and coach response, comfort, and the “ice pack saved the day” moment.
• Baby Box is eventually coaxed back onto the field and finishes practice.

Post-lesson Conversation:

• At bedtime, Baby Box expresses relief the mishap happened at practice, not a game (“I’d have been more embarrassed...”).
• Lunchbox uses the moment to teach about resilience:

  “Now you know that it doesn’t hurt forever—it hurts for a little bit, but it doesn’t hurt forever.” (D, 46:42)

4. Sports Talk & Listener Updates

[47:28 – 51:28]

• Brief NBA and MLS talk: predictions, frustrations with player injuries, and mascot jokes.
• Banter about team loyalty and the podcast’s internal friend dynamics.
• Nostalgic regrets over the “Big Cat” nickname (C, 40:36).
• Standard closing riffs (“Gotta go!” cues).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “You gotta squeeze it at both ends when you go to Austin... suck that orange dry.”
  — Lunchbox (D), [04:57]

• “It is hotter than a Wallen ticket.”
  — Lunchbox (D), [06:49]

• “This is why I can't. The going back to Austin is very stressful.”
  — Lunchbox (D), [17:11]

• “Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.”
  — Lunchbox (D), [30:11]

• “I paid $295 to watch it on my TV.”
  — Lunchbox (D), [35:33]

• “Tell me how it pays off to get season tickets, 'cause I'm not seeing it.”
  — Sizzin (C), [33:03]

• [On getting hit at practice] “I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home.”
  — Baby Box, paraphrased by Lunchbox (D), [42:50]

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Episode Structure & Flow

• Open: Light banter, quick story setups, and playful back-and-forth about golf and family juggling.
• Main Events:
  • Extended comic/tragic tale of golf tee time struggles
  • Disappointment and financial loss tied to auto-charged soccer tickets and weather
  • Heartfelt moment with Lunchbox’s son learning the resilience lesson at practice
• Closing: Sports catch-up, inside jokes about the podcast, and lighthearted NBA/MLS talk

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For New Listeners: Why This Episode Is Worth a Listen

• Relatable Rants on the realities of online booking systems, family balancing acts, and being a sports fan.
• Signature Humor: The hosts’ chemistry provides as much entertainment as the stories themselves.
• Real-life Parenting: Lunchbox’s honest account of Baby Box’s struggle and recovery is both touching and funny.
• Inside Sports Commentary: If you like lighthearted but genuine sports talk, this episode offers plenty.

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Quick Guide to Important Segments

• Golf Booking Antics: [02:19 – 19:43]
• Nashville SC Ticket "Scam" & Family Disappointment: [22:32 – 34:43]
• Baby Box's Baseball Bruise: [38:34 – 47:20]
• Sports Banter, Nickname Regrets, and Friend Updates: [47:28 – 51:28]

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Overall Tone: Playful, self-aware, and brimming with the Sore Losers’ signature blend of sports knowledge and everyday mishaps. Perfect for listeners who like their sports talk with a side of real-life comedy.

Transcript

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[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[C]

Happy Friday.

[D]

Ah, it's not Friday, man. It's only Wednesday. It is hump day.

[C]

It need we need to bring that back. Nobody says hump day anymore.

[D]

Nobody. I say it to my wife, but that's on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And she only agrees to it usually on Sunday. So I'm always like hey, today's a good day for hump day. Ignored. Hey, today's good day for Hump day ignored. Finally on the seventh one, she's like, fine, we can do hump day.

[C]

On the seventh day, you must rest, coacher.

[D]

Oh, is that what they say?

[C]

How the hell have you been, man?

[D]

Man, I'm a little frustrated. I'm a little. I gotta be honest with you. Because the world has made it more difficult than ever to get a tee time to play golf with your family members. When you're going to Austin and you're gonna see your family and you want to hang out with your brother and you want to play 18 holes of go, it should be so simple. Hey, dad. No, I'm not talking about playing golf with my dad. I'm talking about talking playing golf with batter's box.

[C]

Does your dad play?

[D]

He played a few times. Like 15 years ago when we'd go play. But now he does not play. No.

[C]

Dang. Yeah, see, I wish he played. That'd be funny.

[D]

We went and played one time in Arizona. We went to see my uncle, Uncle Doug. And we were on the first tee box and old pops didn't wear golf shoes.

[C]

Jock strap.

[D]

And it was a little Dewey on the front first tee and he swung and whoop on his ass.

[C]

I bet he's still feeling that one.

[D]

It was pretty bad. So no, he hadn't played in a while. Maybe I should have invited him to play golf with my brother and myself on Sunday. But I just feel like he doesn't enjoy it. He gets tired. It's not really fun for him. But maybe he would enjoyed hanging out with his sons. Man, now that you say that, I feel bad.

[C]

I. I just didn't know if he was on the circuit with you because you have your homies that you roll with. I didn't know if he was part of the Garrett clan, for lack of a better group term.

[D]

No, it's Garrett, Greg, Jacob. No, he is not part of that group. But anyway, so Sunday we are trying

[C]

to play golf before work on Monday.

[D]

Yes, Sunday.

[C]

Boy, you crazy.

[D]

I'm trying to play early in the morning. My flight is at like 5:15, 5:45 ish on Sunday. I thought about taking the 10pm flight, getting back at 12:15am but I felt like that was pretty stupid and irresponsible and I'd be exhausted.

[C]

That's getting all the orange juice out of the Orange 100.

[D]

You got to squeeze it at both ends when you go to Austin. You got to see friends, got to see family, got to do a little bit of work in between. Got gotta suck that orange dry, make sure.

[C]

The banana's gone.

[D]

So the Austin municipal golf system, they have a new way of booking a tee time. You can no longer call and get a tee time. You can never go in person and get a tee time. You have to go online and book a tee time.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I do at the Muni.

[D]

And they don't do that at the Munis here. They never did in Austin. Now it's new. They have this whole system. They redevelop their website, revamped it. Now you can book tee times. Great. So I'm trying to get a tee time for Sunday morning, and I'm trying to figure out how to do it. I keep clicking on it. It's like, up that tee time. You can't do that. You have to wait till at least seven days out.

[C]

Does Garrett have a computer at the grocery store, or is he just in the aisles?

[D]

He's in the aisles.

[C]

Okay. And so he can't book.

[D]

Well, he's not booking for batter's box at myself. He doesn't care about batter's box. He's not trying to help me out.

[C]

So he'd rather bag than play ball.

[D]

He'd rather bag than ball. So it says you can book a tee time for Sunday, May 3rd, starting at 8pm Central.

[C]

Whoa. Are you sure Sunday's May 3rd?

[D]

Yes. Continue on Monday night at 8pm do that. I'm like, boom. I'm on it. Don't worry. I'll get on there. I'll. I'll get it.

[C]

My name's Monday. I know how to have a fun day.

[D]

So I get the kids in bed, 7:51pm and I go sit down on the couch, and I pull up the website, and it says, you have been entered into the queue. About to pull up, I'm like, wait a minute. There's a queue. Now I'm in a waiting room.

[C]

What are these, Wallen tickets or an 18.

[D]

It's 18 holes, but it is hotter than a wallen ticket.

[C]

18 candles.

[D]

And I got on there at 7:51. I didn't realize there was a queue, or else I'd have got on there right when the queue started, Right? So I'm like, all right, here we go. Let's. Let's see what I'm gonna get. And I wait in the queue, and it has a little guy walking on a green line. Guy walking on a green line. Once it hits 8, 8:00pm it's like, all right, here we go. 802. Still not my turn. 803. Not my turn. 804. Not my turn. 805. Not my turn. 8:06. You're almost there.

[C]

Are you a him or her?

[D]

It's almost your turn.

[C]

They prefer not to answer.

[D]

There is no time limit on your transaction, so no need to rush. Once you get inside, just find the tee time you would like. No problem. I will. 8:07. Still not in. 8:08.

[C]

Boom.

[D]

It's your turn. We're redirecting you to the website, and I'm.

[C]

Do not click on the robot button. That will relink to porn.

[D]

And I said, all right, here we go. And it says, tea time. I say start 8am Two golfers. Show me what you got. Show me the money. Show me what you got. The earliest available tee time. 4:50pm let's go.

[C]

What's wrong with that?

[D]

My flight's at 5:45.

[C]

You said you're going to take a 10pm flight.

[D]

I thought about switching it when I saw the tee times.

[C]

You set the timeline. It works.

[D]

I was eight minutes. Eight minutes into the tee times being allowed to be booked, and the earliest time was 4:50pm I tell you what

[C]

it is a virus grown across this country. Golf addiction, a disease.

[D]

I was like, what the crap? How is it every tee time at every public course or muni that is taken in the first eight minutes that I'm online? Except for. Wait, what's this? Lyons Municipal.

[C]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I heard a lot of dirt there.

[D]

I haven't played there in a long time. I've always wanted to get back and see if it's as hard as I remember it. And, I mean, it was so hard when I first started playing golf. I haven't been back, but that is where Pat Green. I was in the fairway. I think it was on number four or five. A ball came rolling up under my cart, and we were over kind of the crest of a hill, so he probably couldn't see us. And I was like, man, what the heck? I'm going to say something to this guy. Pulls up as Pat Green. I was like, hey, good shot, man. Way bond.

[C]

Way bon.

[D]

Wave. Wave on wave. Is he still doing that? He's still singing.

[C]

I just know. I went to Texas. Never heard of him. He was huge. South beach introduced him to me on the computer. Listened to him for a while. The women, they made them go crazy.

[D]

Oh, go crazy. Did you go to those concerts? Those girls were, whoo, ray sopping. They were revving and ready to go anyway, so I'm like, oh, let me get that 8am, then that tee time is not available. It's in use. Well, no, it's not, because I'm looking at it. Click on it again. No, that tee time is not in use. I sat there for 23 minutes, tried to click on that tee time, never got it. And, yeah, it didn't work out. Someone. Someone paid for those four slots. So back to the 4 50t times. Then you have a decision to make. Is it just over, or do you look at some of these private courses that aren't munis?

[C]

You can't do that. Don't you have to have membership?

[D]

No, no, no. These are just not munis. But you can play at them. You're not a member, so maybe you don't have the proper. Like, you know, they don't give you the good tee time. So I'm like, all right, let me look.

[C]

Is it like Gaylord Focker?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That's private.

[D]

Well, it's privately owned. Like, you don't have to have a membership to go there.

[C]

But I'm not asking if you're going to trade stock, Coach. I'm not asking if it's a private or public ipo. The hell are you talking about? Play some golf.

[D]

So I'm like, all right, batter's box. Let's see. Forest Creek is up by where he lives, up there in Pflugerville.

[C]

Uh, I thought he lived in Houston.

[D]

There's no tee times available. All right, cool, man, cool. All right, let me check out Star Ranch. Let me check that one out. Ah. Earliest tea time available is 3:15pm well, that's not going to work with my schedule.

[C]

Sundays are tough on my course. I don't even go on the website to look because I know the answer. On Saturday, I know the answer.

[D]

I text chest day. And I'm like, dude, how does your. Because his dad plays golf three or four times a week. Really good golfer. Really good. I said, how the hell does your dad get tee times? He goes, oh, man. It's just. It's a war zone out there. He. He doesn't like the new system. He hadn't been getting the early times that he likes. He's been having to go later in the day some days. I'm like, oh. And I said, because I was on here right at 8, and I got nothing. Earliest available tee time, 4:50. And he texted me back. He goes, just checked with Pops. He said it was a bad day. They didn't get very many tee times either. It was not a good night. Not a good Night. They're very disappointed.

[C]

Wait, him and his crew?

[D]

Yeah, his dad. They have a bunch of them. They span out on the computer and try to get tea times. And then he goes, but I do believe there's a resale market where people will sell their tea times.

[C]

Hey, man, I'll meet you in the back of the parking lot. You got the tea time? Yeah, I've got a cup of tea. Meet you there.

[D]

So I said, man, will you give me that website? He goes, let me check with my pops and see where the website is. Ten minutes later, he goes, just talked with pops. Confirmed there is no resale market for the tee times. Like, dang it.

[C]

So now what do I do on my course? You can play in 30 minutes if you want to go play today.

[D]

Not trying to play today because batter's box does not live here. He can't make it here in 30 minutes.

[C]

Okay. On Sunday?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just play hypotheticals.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

What time? Say you're not going to Austin. Hypothetically.

[D]

Need to play 8am ish.

[C]

On Sunday. Yeah, I can book it right now, bro. They're crazy in Texas. That's a bunch of site those people. See, Billy doesn't even talk about. Neither does Stan Skouski. They're not golfing as much as they used to golf when we were in college. I don't get how it's that popular. Billy hasn't sent me a golf text in a year.

[D]

I think there's so many people that live there now, and there's not enough golf courses is what I. The. The. What I'm getting. Because even Garrett says, dude, it is so hard to get a tee time nowadays. So hard.

[C]

Instead of Garrett building store displays at H E B, why doesn't he build a golf course?

[D]

I agree. Why is he putting, you know, all the cheese, the. What are they called? Cheddar cheese crackers. Cheez its on the end cap. He should be bend up. Building a sand bunker and putting the flag on the side hill, making it impossible to make a putt.

[C]

We get it. Produce on the right, milk at the front. So everybody has to go. Or milk at the back so everybody has to go through the entire store before they check out. Just get the milk that they need. We know all the tricks. Garrett. Make a golf course.

[D]

I mean, Heb, what are you waiting on? You've got all the grocery stores. You know how much money you could be making on a golf course?

[C]

I got the land. 2.3 acres.

[D]

They could build some good old holes out there.

[C]

Par three.

[D]

Yeah. So then I just keep looking and I finally find a place called Plum Creek. It's down in Buda. I mean, we're talking south of town. We're talking like two hours Plum out of luck. We're talking like two hours from Battered Box's house.

[C]

I think it's next to San Marcos.

[D]

It really is. And I said, hey, man, there's a teacher.

[C]

The Texas State Golf Course, dude, that's

[D]

what we are almost down to.

[C]

I know. I can tell you all the places to hit. On hole one, that sucker will roll. You could roll right past it on the par four, you want to keep it low and just let it ride. But you're not going full swing. And then on hole two, little bit of a creek, but boy, is it a shelf. So as long as you can get it across the creek, you're fine.

[D]

You're.

[C]

It's tough to sit on top of the shelf. Hole three, you're going back across that raised creek I just told you about. But remember, there's gonna be a net towards a parking lot, so you're not gonna want to hit it over. Hit it. You're gonna go in the lot. Hole four, that same creek I mentioned before, it runs through that one. So you can either lay up or hit it all the way over it. If you do, there's houses to the right.

[D]

Oof.

[C]

Hole five, coeds wide open. You can just swing the crap out of it. It can go any way and you're still set up for probably a birdie. Hole six, you're going continue.

[D]

So I'm like, Plum Creek, man. Two hours from your crib. It's got a 8:15 and 8:53. And he goes, well, I mean, let's. I guess we'll do the 853 after I heart festival. I said, you're going to have to pick me up at the hotel and

[C]

I'm going to smell like tequila. And I need you to get a Dasani at 7:11 or come and go.

[D]

And I said, I'm going to need you to have the breakfast tacos in the car.

[C]

One in a million.

[D]

And I said, if you. If you're down to play at 8:53, we will play at 8:53.

[C]

And I'm with another woman. Don't tell my wife.

[D]

And I said, I don't know how serious you are about this. And he goes, well, yeah, if you want to play, we'll play. So I don't know if he's excited or not.

[C]

You can't be. That is so much of a Commitment.

[D]

What a.

[C]

To play golf?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I drive two minutes. Yeah, you're about to drive two hours.

[D]

He's driving two hours. I am not driving two hours. And then I said, all right. I hung up and I talked to my wife about it. I'm like, man, I'm excited about this. I just don't know. She goes, how are your parents gonna feel? I said, what do you mean? She goes, well, now you won't be able to see your parents because we're gonna be playing golf all day. And then by it's an hour from their house to. From the Plum Creek. I said, yeah, maybe they can meet me at a restaurant by the airport. We can have, you know, a quick bite before I go. So I call them and I say, hey, look, I got some bad news. You know how we were going to do the meetup at your house and the sister was going to come over with her kids and we were going to hang out all day? Well, didn't get to tea time until 8:53 hour away from your house. So if you guys want to meet to eat, you know, that'd be great. My mom's like, oh, really? So you pick your brother over us?

[C]

They gotta get a southwest ticket to go have lunch with you.

[D]

I said, this is the problem with coming to town is you feel like you got to see all these people and someone always feels left out. And so my parents are like, yeah, I guess, you know, golf is more important than hanging out with us, kid.

[C]

I'll be eating at that place with lemon meringue pie. I'll leave a chair open if you want to meet up. You gonna pull up? Gonna link up?

[D]

And my dad was like, well, I've been trying to tell call Keith to see if he wanted to come over too. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. And they're like, oh, no, it's okay. And I was like, see, this is why. This is why I can't do this. This is why I can't. The going back to Austin is very stressful. And they're like, ah, now we're just screwing with you, man. Go have fun. Hit the golf ball. We'll meet you for dinner. What? To tell your sister that we're going to meet at a restaurant and eat. I'm like, that's what I'm talking about, mom and dad. So 8:53 Sunday, we will be teeing off at Plum Creek. Get ready, boys and girls, we're taking over Buda or Kyle or whatever city it's in.

[C]

I Just hope you play. Well, if you're driving two hours outside of town, get one of the iHeart vehicles, say, hey, I'm heading to the stage. And then, oh, just a little bit further. They'll drive you out there for free. Unless it's just Bones who's got the chauffeur.

[D]

Well, yeah, he is. And Bobby. And Bobby won't drive me. He'll be headed probably back to the airport. So Batter's Box will pick me up. So it is free either way. For me, it is kind of out of his way. Cause he's gonna have to come in and then out and then up and down. He could just take the toll road. But that's not gonna work when he's gotta swing by downtown and pick me up.

[C]

Well, in Austin, they got some great restaurants. Terminal 2. Have your dad and mom meet you there. Really? There's a good little ranch place.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, we'll take a break, man. But good news is Batter's Box and I got a tee time for Sunday morning. And Garrett, Greg, and Jacob and I, we are supposed to play golf on Friday. We are supposed to play at a private course kind of outside of town. Got a nice big old metal gate, and you got to hit the little keypad to let you in. It is a looking like a hundred percent chance of rain on Friday, so we do not know what we're gonna do.

[C]

That sounds like a tornado.

[D]

And I said, boys, we still got to drive out there, and we got to take our chances. Because an outside hour outside Austin doesn't mean it's raining out there. If it's raining in Austin. And they're like, maybe we just go hit on a simulator. I said, quit being a bunch of bitches.

[C]

Simulator. I'm gonna hit on a sim. Baser's been trying to get me to do that for the past two years. I ain't gonna do it.

[D]

I'm like, quit being. We'll go out there and we'll figure it out. Bring an umbrella, damn it. And we'll take a break. We'll be right back.

[C]

What up, y'?

[D]

All?

[C]

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[C]

Holy hell. I don't know anything more deserving of the A block and the times that you tried to book a tee time. What do we got for B block?

[D]

Oh, we got to introduce the show, man. We're gonna start the show. It's on the menu. Lunchbox. More frustration in my life.

[C]

I'm guessing I heart Austin. You got shafted. Your mom and dad are plumb out of luck. It's either dad or darts on the green. And more of how many times Arnold and Abby hook up every weekend. What's on the menu?

[D]

Man, that's not what was on my menu. But, I mean, you got. You may have a different menu, but I got my frustration with the Nashville soccer club. I mean, I'm a season ticket holder and what they do to me. I just can't understand it.

[C]

Let's not get political.

[D]

I can't understand it. And then Baby Box's baseball career almost came to an end yesterday.

[C]

We could all only hope. I did. I said out loud, let's start the show.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

We're gonna do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3.

[D]

So, loser. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'. All.

[C]

It's Sizzin. I'm from the north, Alpha male, live on the north side of town with Bazer. 2.3 acres, 23 kids at Vanderbilt. Justin's supposed to be looking after him. They're defrosting. He now lives in Michigan. He's got a loft downtown there. Cascade, Grand Rapids, one of the two. Life looks great. He texts me every night, gets on our Facebook page and bashes me about not having any friends. And then he'll text me again after posting on the Facebook page. So I don't know who's more lonely, me or him. But I'm going to vote him over to you, Coach. I just vented.

[D]

That was your only vent, man. That's all one line. And that was it. You're going to leave it alone.

[C]

It was just basically. And then he texted me and Baser on Sunday morning, basically making fun of us that we don't have friends anymore. But we're like. I mean, I. You haven't come across, really, that you've been Mr. Personable in Michigan. Like, you're just out on the town meeting people. I haven't seen one picture of you with somebody that isn't your family member. I mean, I think you're the one that's not meeting people. But then he. He was happy that Dodd moved out. It was friend jealousy. He was happy that Heather left, and he's also happy that Angelina is out of our life since he was out of our life. And then. Was there one more? I'm forgetting someone.

[D]

Oh, yeah, we don't talk about her anymore. We broke up with her.

[C]

No, no, no. It was, it was Heather. It was Eric and Anna. Who I have to know, My other friend that moved out of town. How am I forgetting this person?

[D]

South Beach.

[C]

It wasn't South Beach.

[D]

I was the crazy one, the neighbor.

[C]

It was three of our friends have moved.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Heather, Eric and Anna.

[D]

Justin.

[C]

Justin already thought of him as not a friend.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I saw that post, thought it was a low blow because I remember I went to Boston one year and he was living in Boston. I said, man, how's it been going up here? He's like, man, I haven't met anybody. So I don't know that he is Mr. Making friends right away. It takes a while. I think he's a little nervous, a little gun shy to go up to dudes and ask for dudes numbers. But it's more numbers than he's gonna get with chicks, I'll tell you that. I guarantee you.

[C]

You think he's cleaning up there?

[D]

No, I said he's going to get more dudes numbers. He's just got to start asking chicks. They're not going to want anything to do with him right now.

[C]

I will say in his favor, the weather, Michigan, this is the best time of the year to live in Michigan. When he first moved. There he goes, why did nobody tell me that it snowed in Michigan? It was miserable the first three months. But now you're able to get outside. You're. You're on jogging trails. You got ponds, rivers, lakes, all kinds of beautiful areas. You got, you're all getting froyo ice cream there at a nice beautiful little city town. Michigan. This is it, Lake Michigan. This is where you're throwing a football like American pie and you hit a girl in the tits and next thing you know you're married to her. So that's up to him. He's got to get to Grand Haven. He knows where all the spots are. Justin, you're not going to want to stay in Grand Rapids. You want to get over there to Lake Michigan. All those spots that are lined up more, more past Gun Lake, you're going to go even past Grand Haven. You want to get all the way to Lake Michigan. And it is just, it's going to be boat week. It's going to be the armed forces week. This is the time to meet people, get out there, get a bathing suit, get some sun. There you go. Over to you, ma'.

[D]

Am. Yeah. So Nashville sc, man, they've been having a great year. Best year so far. In their club's history, they've only lost one game. They're in this Champions Con Champions League, and they're in the semifinals, and they're playing T. Grays at in Nashville for the first leg of the thing.

[C]

What is the tournament called? Is it the Conch?

[D]

Calf Conga Caf Champions League.

[C]

That sounds like when we were in Bimini and we had Conch.

[D]

It does, but this is much better. No, that conch was amazing. Anyway, as a seasoned ticket member, they usually give you the option, do you want the tickets this round of the whatever special tournament is, or do you not? And I guess I missed the email where they said that I had an option because all I did was get an email that says, you've been charged for the semifinal tickets, guaranteed.

[C]

It's on the weeknight.

[D]

Oh, it's definitely on last night. Tuesday night at 7:30pm I know.

[C]

The regular season games are always on Saturday.

[D]

Correct.

[C]

And they do these stupid, weird tournaments during the week that make no sense.

[D]

So I'm like, listen, boys, on Saturday, we. We. We ended up not going to the game. We were supposed to go to the game. We're having so much fun, and what we were doing, we didn't leave. And I was like, you know what? No matter what, we're going Tuesday. We're going Tuesday night. It's a school night. But that's all right. We'll stay up late, we'll go to the game. It'll be awesome.

[C]

Peanuts and lemonade for everybody.

[D]

Okay, Dad. I can't wait. I can't wait. So yesterday, school ends. Oh, my gosh, dad. We're going to the Nashville SC game tonight. We're going to the NSC game tonight. Can't wait. Don't want to miss it. Then Baby Box has baseball practice. Does baseball practice. And afterwards, they see a couple friends, they start playing wiffle football at the ballpark. And Baby Box 2 is like, dad, just let us know when we need to go. Whatever we need to. Whenever we need to leave, we're ready to leave. Because we don't want to miss the NSC game.

[C]

Glorified babysitter you are.

[D]

And I'm like, all right, yeah, dude, no problem. And then I look up at the sky and it's starting to get windy, and it's starting to get dark. And it's like 5:30 games at 7:30. I was like, all right, boys, we got to go home and eat dinner. We got to go home and eat dinner. All right, all right, let's go. Let's go. We head home, get home, we're eating dinner. And I'm like, boys, I got some bad news. We might not be going to the game tonight.

[C]

Your dad may melt.

[D]

You said, we are going to the game. You lied. You lied. You're a liar.

[C]

Blame God.

[D]

I said, listen, boys, I don't control the weather, but it looks like it's going to storm out there. But dad, if it's just raining, who cares? Like, who cares about rain?

[C]

It was dark. I'm with you on this one, Dad.

[D]

I said, well, guys, I don't really want to sit in the rain, and that doesn't seem like very much fun. We'll be soaking wet. Then Baby box two hits me with, but, dad. But Dad, I said a prayer and I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, I prayed. I told God. I said, hey, God, please let it not rain so we can go to the National SC game. And then Baby box three is like, well, you got to say more than that. And Baby box two. Do I really? Do I? What else do I need to say, dad? Like, was that not long enough? Can you not hear me if I didn't say a long enough prayer? I'm like, no, no, but that was fine. You're fine. It's okay.

[C]

It won't be answered.

[D]

And I said, some of the God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. He's like, dad, what do you mean? I was like, let me play the song for you. Played the song for him. And he's like, I don't understand. I might not. All prayers come true. They're not all granted, bud. That's basically what the song is saying. And it's okay. And we're eating dinner and it's like 6:30 and it was getting dark.

[C]

Boy,

[D]

what is this? Some song. What are you doing?

[C]

It says lightning strike.

[D]

That is the second time you've played that. And it's nothing to do with the weather.

[C]

I hate to take from your story, but I mean, when I say this, I'm not even joking. Somebody deleted my lightning strike. And then somebody deleted our crime scene music.

[D]

Oh, it's so annoying because these sound effects would really add to it right here. We may win a podcast award if you had the as I'm talking because we're sitting at dinner and it outside. I said, oh, boys, I don't know. That doesn't look good. And my wife's like, let me look online. Of course Nashville SC is still saying game. Can't wait. Showing pictures of the guys getting out of their cars walking in. It's game day in Nashville. They're not mentioning anything about the weather. They're not saying anything about, oh, it might be delayed even though it's outside. All right, cool, man. Yeah, that's what it's doing. I was like, yeah, boy, that's a wrap. It doesn't look like we're going to the game tonight. They're like, why? And I'm like, guys, listen to outside bay box one's. Like, I did hear that. I did hear that. And he goes, it's supposed to storm all night, so maybe it'll storm all night and I'll have to play tomorrow. We can go tomorrow.

[C]

Smart.

[D]

He goes, but what happens if they play while we're in school? Would we still go to the game?

[C]

Same amount of people. Those games are hurting, aren't they? They do put them. I will give them props. When I'm driving home, they put it on the billboard if we won.

[D]

That's great.

[C]

Yeah, it's great. I mean, advertise. That's. Yeah.

[D]

Not.

[C]

I mean, football is gonna be taken over in the fall. The better take the summer.

[D]

Yeah, well, summer's gonna be World cup, so we're gonna take the summer off. We won't have any games.

[C]

Whoa. We got some of those Mexico games here.

[D]

I don't know what. We know we don't have any games here, but in Atlanta. But the World cup is in the United States and we will not be having MLS games at that time.

[C]

Fun.

[D]

So then we put the boys to bed and I look online and it's like, oh, the game is delayed. Not going to start till at least 8:30 because of severe weather in the area. Mike. See, that game would have been ending at 11pm Kids couldn't have made it. Great idea not to go and I wasted all that money.

[C]

I was going to say you're burying the lead. How much were you out?

[D]

I was out $295.

[C]

Tell me how it pays off to get season tickets because I'm not seeing it.

[D]

I'm not sure.

[C]

Ah, when Messi comes to town and you can scalp them for a thousand.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Other than that, I have no idea why you wouldn't just get them day of game Saturday night. You're bored as hell. Let's go csc.

[D]

I'm starting to think that way. Also, I'm starting to feel the exact same way you are because this being automatically charged $295. Then the bad weather. So we didn't even get to go. And I Don't even know that I had an option to say I didn't want the tickets.

[C]

Well, and I sc I have a bone to pick with them as well. They gave me free tickets last year. Yeah, I didn't go. I turned around and scalped them and made like sixty to a hundred dollars. This year they said, hey, we're giving you more free tickets.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What's your email? I gave it to them. They never sent me the free tickets. I wasn't gonna go. I was gonna scalp them. But it's the principle of it.

[D]

But did you already. Did you use the same email address?

[C]

Yeah, they know that I'm still thinking about being a season ticket holder.

[D]

But if you've already. This is for first time fans. If you use the same email address, they know they already sent you tickets and you've already been to a game.

[C]

Well, I wasn't going to keep the tickets.

[D]

They were going to be hot.

[C]

Yeah, they were going to change hands very quickly. But I'm still wondering why they didn't send me those free tickets. I would have at least thought about it.

[D]

No, I just told you why. So I watched here.

[C]

I'm going to do a new email.

[D]

Yeah. So I watched it from the couch. We lost one nothing to Tigrays. And now we got to go down to Mexico next Tuesday going to be very almost impossible to win. We got to win the game and then we have a chance to advance. But if we don't win, we don't advance. The Tide does this no good. We got to go balls to the wall.

[C]

What city is Tigray's? Hopefully not Puerto Vallarta.

[D]

I don't know where T Grace is. If someone could tell me where T Grace is, I have no idea. Don't even know if it's in Mexico City, if it's in Reynosa. And that's about the only ones I

[C]

know we're thinking about Cabo this summer. And Bazer goes, no, I'm not doing Mexico. And I said the Puerto Vallarta thing where they had tankers turned over and guys were bombing each other, that was. That's over. That's how they've cleaned it up now. They've done a bunch of recycling, a bunch of street cleanup stuff. Mexico's back open.

[D]

Really? Because I mean, heck, the. From the ice storm, there's still branches in my neighborhood. So Mexico's a lot faster than we are.

[C]

We're going to Mexico. I. I told her, I don't know what you've seen in the news. About all these cartels. I mean, we're good. We're taking our playing cartels. Taking my cards to the Mexico. We're going to Mexico.

[D]

Well, I'm not going to Mexico and I didn't get to go to the game last night, but I paid $295 to watch it on my TV.

[C]

Cartels. Well, I'm going to find a car and tell them to take me to the nearest bar. Senor Frogs,

[D]

take a break. We'll be right back.

[C]

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[D]

oh, man, I thought. I thought the career was over last night, man. Baby box. The the. The Los Angeles Dodgers, they had practice last night from 4 to 5pm oh,

[C]

Tani randomly didn't play.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, Justin did. Picked him and beat the streak and he went zero for. Oh, but smart pick, Justin. He didn't even play.

[D]

Yeah, it's a little worrisome that he could have pinch hit. He'd been over one. Streak over, man.

[C]

Worse.

[D]

Gotta check that starting lineup, bro. Gotta check the starting lineup. But he had practice from four to five. And so we show up and get out there and he's warming up, playing good. Then they're running some drills and practicing throwing the first. All this stuff, taking ground balls. Everything's going out great. Everything's fine. He's loving baseball. And then they're like, all right, we're gonna hit a little bit. And they start assigning positions and they say, baby box, go to first base.

[C]

That's where you want.

[D]

And I'm like, okay, he, he, he's going to love first base. He's going to absolutely just eat it up over there.

[C]

The next Andres Galarraga.

[D]

The Big Cat. Dude, that was a great nickname. The Big Box. The Big Cat was.

[C]

He was my favorite player. Dude, I wish I would have been the Big Cat. But now there's this dumbass at barstool named Big Cat. Oh, dude, it would have been the best radio name ever. Why did I not go by Big Cat growing up? I did. When I played, they called me Big Cat. But then I just randomly ended the nickname. And then biggest dude ever. Big cats all over barst Rest is history. I can never use the nickname.

[D]

Or you could be the crime dog, Fred McGriff.

[C]

Basically tell your kid to come up with an amazing nickname just so somebody at Barstool or Pat McAfee, somebody doesn't steal the nickname and it becomes more famous than you because then you can never use the nickname or it seems like you're ripping it off from some other guy. I guarantee you I had the nickname Big Cat before Big Cat at Barstool but he gets it. And he gets all the notoriety. That's fine. That's neither here nor there.

[D]

It doesn't bother you or anything, does it?

[C]

I kick myself every day that I didn't continue that nickname from first grade. Baby Box's age. Why did I not continue that? Because I would have been the Big Cat. Bones, let's go in the glass room. What's up, Big Cat? What's up, guys?

[D]

I mean, dude. And we would have done. Hey, we'll do it live. We're the 1, 2, 3 sore losers. What's up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox from the. And I know the most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

[C]

What up, y'? All? It's Big Cat. I'm from the north.

[D]

Oh, my God. Dude, that would have been. That was so much more epic.

[C]

Or I just start going it by it. You gotta start sometime.

[D]

I mean, we would be so much more memorable. Like, people would remember our podcast more. We'd probably have more downloads, and you'd be like, my name is Big Cat. I got a cat named Piper.

[C]

But they just don't know the history of it. The only people that could back me up is my family, that he was my favorite. Everybody else is going to think I'm a ripoff.

[D]

Well, we can just have a drop from your brother where he says, yeah, we used to call him Big Cat.

[C]

Not much for words.

[D]

Okay. We could go to Muff, and Muff, be like, yeah, he used to be called Big Cat.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Could have had it.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

But anyway, back to practice, man. So the head coach wasn't there. He was out of town doing something. I don't know what he was doing, but he was gone. So you had the two assistant coaches out there, and first batter up, you know, hits a little dribbler down on the third baseline, and no one is hustling to get it. And Baby Box has got his foot on the base. So one of the coaches goes over there and grabs it, and he throws a strike to first. And Baby Box has got the glove out. I mean, I'm like, oh, this guy's gonna be out. Not sure what he did, not sure if he took his eye off of it. I'm not sure if he moved his glove, if he blinked or what happened. But the glove. The ball sailed past the glove and donk. Right off his head.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Right off his head. And I was sitting, you know, kind of in the stands, and I was like, oh. Oh. I didn't know if it hit his eye. I didn't know if it hit his mouth, his nose. And he immediately flings the glove off. Somehow he spits his gum out and he, ah. I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home.

[C]

I want to go to the SC game.

[D]

I want to go home. And I run out there, and he sits down, and I'm talking to him. I'm like, it's okay, bud. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[C]

The coach, did they allow you on the field?

[D]

Yeah. It was just practice, correct?

[C]

Did they allow you on it?

[D]

They didn't. The coach that threw the ball, I'm the dad.

[C]

I'm the dad.

[D]

He comes running over. He's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's like, it's okay. It's just baseball, man. It happens. You're gonna get hit by the ball once or twice. You're gonna get hit by the ball. It's okay. I'm just so sorry. I feel so bad. I feel so bad. I'm like, don't. This isn't on you. Was it a straight throw or a fairy throw? No, it was a straight throw. And I was like, hey, bud, where to hit you? And I don't see any blood. So that's good. There's no busted nose, busted lip.

[C]

You want blood to make sure things are functioning as designed. Oh, I don't know. I got hit in the head multiple times. Fred, Heather's son, just got drilled right in the face. Kids are fine.

[D]

Yeah. And it. So it turns out it drilled him straight in the left ear.

[C]

He'll. He honestly will have some numbing. He's fine. He's. I mean, we never thought he's going to be Harvard or Yale. I think he'll be fine.

[D]

And it's like, I want to go home. And I'm like, it's okay, Bud. It's okay. Let's take a breath. And he couldn't take a breath. Let's go for a walk. Let's go walk around the outfield. You want ice cream? And so we go walk around the outfield. And he's, I just want to sit down. I want to sit down. I'm like, all right. So we sit down. And he's just. And it's like, it's okay, Bud. It's okay. And he's like, I just want to go home. I was like, do you want to get back out in the field? No, no, no. And I'm like, oh, no.

[C]

That's how he ended his career.

[D]

I was like, baseball's over, man. Baseball is over for baby box. And I'm like, you want to bat out of this guy? You can bat. He goes, no, no, no, no. I just want to go home. I just want to go home. Then one of the moms, miss. Miss, you know, Mayberry. She brings out this freaking ice pack. Whoa. And put it on his ear. And he holds it there for a while, and he starts to calm down.

[C]

Would you mind making sure it's cold on your chest to make sure it's not too cold?

[D]

See how cold it is when you put it right there? Oh, well, yeah, Your nipples are shining through. It's cold enough. You can put it on your ear now.

[C]

She's like, this thing is freezing. I'm gonna put it on his eye right now. I got it from the cooler. We can tell. Ice cold.

[D]

Yeah. Headlights are working. Can you turn your lights on? Because I can't see his ear. Can you shine your light right over here? Thank you.

[C]

She's bent over, trying to heal him, Ma.

[D]

Well, I've been healed.

[C]

How are you doing, Mayberry?

[D]

And I'm like, son, we may have thought of something.

[C]

Here. Lay down.

[D]

And so then he's just like. I was like, you want to get. You want to. You want to hit next? No, no. I just want to go sit in the dugout. I want to go sit in the dugout. I'm like, all right. And I just know the best way to get over it is to get back out there. You got to get him out there so he's not thinking about it.

[C]

Ice cream or an SC game, he'll forget about it right away.

[D]

And the coach is like, do you like Gatorade? Do you like Gatorade? What color Gatorade do you want? You want red? Okay. Ok. Okay. So he calls his wife, says, hey, when you come back to pick us up, will you bring a red Gatorade for him? And he sits in there for a minute. Couple batters go up, and he's like, batter's box. What up, everybody? It's batter's box here with this. And he's like, dad, I think I'm ready to hit now. And he goes up and he hit. And then he went back in the field, and coach hit him with another fairy ball. Nope. And he played the rest of the practice. We went home, showed mom he was great. And when we went to bed, he goes, dad, can I Tell you something. I said, yeah, bud. And he goes, man, I'm glad that didn't happen at a game. I'm like, why? And he goes, I'd have been more embarrassed. I'm like, why? Why would you be embarrassed, Bud? You know, you just missed. It happened. He goes, well, because there would have been a lot more parents there. There had been another team there, and they all would have been looking at me. I'd have been more embarrassed.

[C]

It would have been that homeless guy digging through the trash.

[D]

And I said, it's okay. And I said, you still want to play baseball? He goes, yeah. I said, see? I mean, it shows. It hurts. It hurts to get hit by the ball. I'm not going to lie to you. It hurts really bad. But now you know that it doesn't hurt forever. It hurts for a little bit, but it doesn't hurt forever. And he goes, yeah, good night, Dad. I said, good night, son. And I thought. And so he's going to keep playing

[C]

baseball, dad, it wouldn't have hurt as much if it was a soft soccer ball. I should have been playing your sport.

[D]

Yeah. So Baby Box will continue to play baseball, and you guys have a great Wednesday.

[C]

I mean, Baby Box talked more than I did this podcast. Good God, Dad. I'm going to go to sleep now and dream about soccer. Go see Go sc. And they get boat raced by the Tigrays.

[D]

They didn't get boat race. They didn't get dominated. They pretty much got dominated the whole game. One very.

[C]

They got shot out.

[D]

Yeah. One nothing. And we didn't have very many good opportunities.

[C]

Sam. Serge not playing.

[D]

He wasn't playing, man. He jacked. He. He had a little hamstring injury. Came back on Saturday, just played this weekend. And then he hurt his back. He got a little knock in his back at the end of the game, so he didn't play.

[C]

I think about going every weekend. I look it up, and then we go get slammed with the dods. And I'm like, oh, let's go back to bed. But not back to bed, but just back to chill. I always think, though, every weekend, huh? Maybe this is the Saturday I go swinging CNSC games. He surge in person. Muck. Do we still got mucky?

[D]

Yeah, we got monkey talk.

[C]

What about Zimmerman?

[D]

Oh, no, he gone. Okay, he gone.

[C]

But Sam. Surgeon Zucky.

[D]

Yep. Yeah. Yep. Then we got Espinosa. He's good in the har. Is great. Dan Lovitz is great.

[C]

Dan Levitar.

[D]

No, Eddie. Eddie Taxeth. He hurt. Got hurt last night. That. That really hurt. I don't know. His quad. He grabbed it and he. He had to come out in the first 16 minutes. That wasn't good.

[C]

What's our mascot? A music note.

[D]

Tempo. Tempo.

[C]

You gotta be me.

[D]

No, I'm not.

[C]

Let's go. Tempo.

[D]

No. You don't cheer for the mascot. Yeah. Yeah, and I. I figured you didn't. You didn't have anything to say because the spurs advanced. And you don't want to talk about the spurs because you hate the Spurs, So. Go Spurs. Go. Wimby is a freak. Spurs are great. Let's go.

[C]

Who do they got now? Is it the Thunder?

[D]

No. Yeah. We don't play the Thunder till finals.

[C]

Okay. You're lucky.

[D]

Lucky. They're lucky. Why are we lucky? Why can they not be lucky?

[C]

No, I'm just saying you need to get your nuts under you a little bit, and then you could give Thunder a run.

[D]

Oh, we can give the Thunder a run.

[C]

You really don't know who you play next?

[D]

No. No one's advanced. Do they recede in the NBA?

[C]

No. NBA playoffs, not the NFL.

[D]

We play either the Timberwolves or the Nuggets. That's who we play. No one's advanced. But you said, who do you play? And I don't know because they haven't advanced.

[C]

You're going to. Yep. You're going to play. You're going to play Denver. Nope. You're going to play Minnesota.

[D]

Ant Man's out, man.

[C]

That's right. You're going to play Denver.

[D]

Yeah. And diving. Jinzo out.

[C]

But Minnesota's up. Three, two. You're going to play the T. Wolves.

[D]

Oh, okay. All right.

[C]

The thunder. Get LeBron and his kid. They're about to whack.

[D]

Yeah. Hey, how about the. How about the Pistons, man?

[C]

Oof, could I hate Detroit?

[D]

I can't shoot, man. They can't shoot. And Orlando's taking it to them. We really got to go, man.

[C]

Oh, Celtics are about to get beat by the Sixers.

[D]

They're up three, two.

[C]

Yeah, you're right, dude. You don't have to play the Thunder till the finals.

[D]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

That'll be dirty.

[D]

It'll be dirt. That'll be. Must watch tv and it'll be at a reasonable time. It won't be playing a West coast team, so it won't be so freaking late.

[C]

Yeah, this Lakers, Rockets. Oh, my. The Thunder.

[D]

Duran hadn't played in about six months. I mean, what dude? That dude has gone off the deep end. That dude has gone off the deep end.

[C]

When I turn on ESPN and LeBron's throwing oops to his son like they're in the backyard. What has happened to the NBA? What are we doing? They're about to get housed by 40 every game to the Thunder. What are the Rockets doing? LeBron's throwing an oop to his infant son right over the top of every defender. I'm not about the play's awesome. The fact that he's playing with his son is awesome. But guys, how do you let that happen? Like, that would be like me getting crushed by you and baby box. I would swat the crap out of him.

[D]

Like, All right, all right. Yeah, just we gotta go. All right, we gotta go.

[C]

All right.

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