SORE LOSERS: How Did Lunchbox Save a Bus Full of Kids?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — Sore Losers: How Did Lunchbox Save a Bus Full of Kids?

Date: February 6, 2026
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show (Sore Losers)
Host: Premiere Networks — Lunchbox, Ray, and other Sore Losers regulars

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Episode Overview

On this episode, the Sore Losers crew delivers a classic blend of comedic banter, personal anecdotes, and listener interaction, all set around a recent winter storm in Nashville and its hilarious (and at times serious) impact on the hosts’ lives. The highlight is Lunchbox’s real-life “hero moment” when he steps up to help a stranded school bus, earning playful praise as a savior of children. Other key moments include the “Cappy conspiracy” — a fan-favorite story about a listener who has been hiding his high-level aerospace engineering career, behind a “call center” persona. Packed with pop-culture references, friend ribbing, and listener questions, the episode is a ride through everyday challenges, inside jokes, and the wild world of reality TV.

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Major Discussion Points & Key Segments

1. Winter Storm Recovery & Class Divides

• [06:07-10:55]
  The hosts relate their rough week surviving a prolonged Nashville power outage. Lunchbox recounts family bonding, the struggle of heating their home, and offers humor about class differences in storm responses.
  • Hotel as a Rich People Move:
    Ray: “Middle class and lower class has never heard about the hotel. My dad, that option has never come into his head, ever.” (07:38)
  • Family Core Memories:
    Lunchbox jokes about his kids now being appreciative and making “core memories” of weathering the storm.

2. Listener Stories: Hardship and Resilience

• [12:08-13:23]
  Lunchbox is humbled by a story from his child’s classmate who had to sleep in a car for three nights during the outage.
  • “One of the kids in his class said that they had slept in the car for three nights. And I was like, oh, my God, I feel terrible.” (12:31)

3. Work-Life Priorities During Crisis

• [14:34-18:00]
  The crew laughs about a dad who, after having power restored for just 45 minutes, leaves his family for a business trip, even declining permission from his boss to skip.
  • “She goes, what if the power goes off again? He goes, oh, I showed you how to run the generator.” (15:47)
  • “Dude jumped on a plane to LA after they had their power back on for 45 minutes.” (16:16)

4. Cappy’s Secret Identity: Aerospace Engineering Drama

• [23:14-31:41]
  A humorous “investigation” into regular listener Cappy, who has long claimed to work a humble job but is revealed (by his daughter and his high-tech wheelchair) to actually be a big deal in aerospace engineering.
  • “If he’s not the CFO or the CEO, he’s the CMO or the COO. Cappy has a bigger, badder job than he’s ever told us about.” (26:12)
  • Ray: “We fell for it hook, line and sinker, man.” (31:27)
  • “For the last five years, I’ve looked at Cappy, and I thought he works at, like, a call center. ... So now you’re telling me—I don’t know who that guy is.” (27:21)
  • “And what happened is, he brought his daughter and she ... started talking about how, ‘Oh, my dad’s an aerospace engineer.’” (29:03)

5. Lunchbox Saves the Bus! Local Nashville Heroics

• [34:04-39:47]
  The main event: Lunchbox recounts stumbling upon a blocked school bus unable to get under a sagging power line, stepping up to direct traffic and “save” the day.
  • “So I hop out of the car ... and I wave ... and I walk up to the window, I said, ‘Hey, can you not go forward?’ And she goes, ‘There’s a power line. I can’t fit underneath it.” (36:00–36:24)
  • “I am now a guard, except I don’t have a whistle, I don’t have a stop sign, and I don’t have an orange vest. ... And I’m pushing everybody back.” (36:39–36:55)
  • “That bus driver was going to be stuck for an hour because no one was—everybody kept pulling through ... she couldn’t go anywhere.” (40:13)

6. Listener Comments and Pop Culture References

• [21:32-22:35; 48:05-54:16]
  The hosts banter with live YouTube comments about trending kids’ slang, cocktails, and wrestling trivia. There’s an extended back-and-forth about the reality show “The Traitors,” reality TV personalities, and the chaos they attract.
  • “What you people don’t realize with reality TV, 9 out of 10 of you would be boring as hell on television. Johnny Bananas is phenomenal.” (48:42-49:24)
  • “These shows are ruining these people’s lives for your entertainment. So let’s not criticize them.” (52:13)
  • “He had the line of the century on this new season ... It’s not about me. I am the challenge.” (53:01)

7. Case of the Signed Jersey: Did Lunchbox Ruin It?

• [43:46-47:24]
  Lunchbox addresses Facebook backlash for letting a friend’s kid get his prized Josh Allen jersey signed by the Harlem Globetrotters. Turns out, the parents (and the kid) couldn’t be happier.
  • “No, no, he’s thrilled with it and he’s actually gonna wear it to school tomorrow. ... He loves it even more, which we didn’t think was possible.” (46:35–47:24)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Class Divide in Disaster Recovery:
  Ray: “Middle class and lower class has never heard about the hotel. My dad, that option has never come into his head, ever.” (07:38)

• On Discovering Cappy’s Secret:
  Ray: “All he would have to do is look in the mirror. Cappy does some sort of thing in aerospace engineering. If he’s not the CFO or the CEO, he’s the CMO or the COO.” (26:12)

• Lunchbox as Volunteer Crossing Guard:
  Lunchbox: “I am now a guard, except I don’t have a whistle, I don’t have a stop sign, and I don’t have an orange vest. ... And I’m pushing everybody back.” (36:39)

• The Signed Jersey Debate:
  Lunchbox: “I thought it was a no brainer that that kid wanted to get something signed ... I feel vindicated. I feel like my decision making was rock solid.” (47:24)

• Reality TV Truth Bombs:
  Ray: “What you people don’t realize with reality TV, 9 out of 10 of you would be boring as hell on television. Johnny Bananas is phenomenal.” (49:24)

• On Cappy’s Secret Coming Out:
  Lunchbox: “She probably, you know, had a few cocktails and she started talking about how, ‘Oh, my dad’s an aerospace engineer.’ What? Your dad’s a what? Totally. That’s mind blown, dude.” (29:03)

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Engaging Listener Interactions (Timestamps)

• [03:47] — On-air banter with YouTube viewers (“We have one view on YouTube, who is it?”)
• [21:58] — Decoding new kids’ slang (“4:1” and “clock it”)
• [22:35] — Royal Rumble wrestling trivia and jokes about male vs. female matches
• [46:35] — Reading and responding to critical Facebook comments about the signed jersey incident

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Episode Highlights Timeline

• Winter storm anecdotes & household struggles: 06:07–11:24
• Listener resilience stories: 12:08–13:23
• Bizarre dad leaves for work story: 14:34–18:00
• The Cappy Aerospace Conspiracy revealed: 23:14–31:41
• Lunchbox saves a school bus: 34:04–40:25
• Online comments and reality TV discussion: 48:05–54:16
• The Josh Allen jersey incident: 43:46–47:24

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Tone and Style

The episode is playful, sarcastic, and full of inside jokes. The Sore Losers hosts mix earnest storytelling with relentless teasing, self-deprecation, and affection for their listeners. They maintain a rapid-fire conversational style, switching between family moments, local news, and pop culture with signature energy.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you’re new to Sore Losers, this episode is a high-energy taste of what makes the show a cult favorite: storytelling that exaggerates the everyday, a deep layer of inside humor, disdain for stuffy convention, and a big heart for the audience. The standout tales — from braving Nashville’s storm, unmasking “Cappy’s” real identity, to Lunchbox’s impromptu act of traffic heroism — offer laughs, a bit of life perspective, and a reminder that sometimes the stars you listen to on the radio are just regular folks doing their best to “save the kids” and each other.

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For next time: The crew promises more on why Lunchbox is mad at Vanderbilt athletics and teases an unboxing on Friday’s show.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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That. No, that was actually pretty funny.

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Average person is viewed 59 seconds and then went to another YouTube.

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Not bad. I do got to say your outfit, very Vandy colors.

[A]

I wore it to the Vandy game.

[B]

Did you really?

[A]

When I went to the football game. I'm a fan.

[B]

I saw your sweatshirt and I mean, I looked at you. Your beanie, everything. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, that's not exactly what we're good at when you're commenting on fashion.

[B]

Ray.

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I love your Dom Daniel. Why are you get me with the White Vines.

[B]

But here's the deal.

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Do you even know that?

[B]

No. Okay. What is that? Nevermind, just tell me.

[A]

It was from 10 years ago. Is the one kid, his friend kept coming to school with new vans and he goes, Dom Daniel, where'd you get those? Kicking with the White Vines.

[B]

Oh man. I guess I'm just not hip.

[A]

Do you know clock it?

[B]

Nope. Don't know what clock it means.

[A]

You know, you know the big balls if you make a three.

[B]

Yeah, I know that one. I got that one. I got the, you know, headband. Darius Miles. I understood that one.

[A]

You know four one.

[B]

No, I know six, seven.

[A]

This is the new one. So the new that one's six, seven. Four one is four one.

[B]

Is that really new?

[A]

The kids who were staying in my.

[B]

House said it is because my first grader was trying to talk about it like a month ago. And I was like, no one says that. He's like, dad, the new one is four one.

[A]

I told you.

[B]

I told you. I was like, no. He goes, yeah, six, seven, isn't it? It's four one. And so he would do it and no one would react. I'm like, dude, you're just embarrassing yourself. No, no one does 4:1. Like, I swear to you, it was at least a month ago he said this. And I thought he was just nuts.

[A]

The kids either were making fun of me. But if it's two kids saying it, I think there's something to that.

[B]

That's really funny for one.

[A]

But you got to know clock it. That's what Hailey Bieber did after Justin did his performance. It means good. It means that was good. Clock it.

[B]

Dude, where was. Oh my God.

[A]

We did it in Jamaica, man. And when we would get our drinks, we'd go clock it. And the girl bartender knew it. In Jamaica, and it's already made it across the Caribbean. Clock it.

[B]

And it's. It.

[A]

It's just like baby claps.

[B]

So it's just your pointer finger and your thumb.

[A]

Yes. And it's clock it.

[B]

Never knew that.

[A]

So Haley Bieber, Justin performs. She goes, clock it.

[B]

You know what my kids are really into right now is, hey, dad, did you see that under there?

[A]

Underwear. You said underwear.

[B]

You said underwear. They freaking love that joke.

[A]

It's not freaking funny.

[B]

We ain't got power. They think that is the greatest thing. And they try it all day, every day. Like, I mean, it is, like, non stop. They try to get you to say underwear.

[A]

Are the kids appreciative now that you guys have power?

[B]

Oh, they love it.

[A]

Okay, but were they.

[B]

They.

[A]

You guys probably grew as a family. Well, like, they had to be impressed. Dad made a fire. Dad kept us alive.

[B]

No, dad didn't make a fire. I have a gas fire.

[A]

But your confidence during the storm, hey, we'll make it through. You guys letting other families stay with you. Like, that has to be core memory. Clock it. Whatever. The kids, a core memory. All the girls on Instagram, core memory. That's a core memory.

[B]

It's 100% going to be a core memory.

[A]

Because, like, were you strong throughout it?

[B]

Yeah. I was never really worried. Like, I mean, we didn't have power, but we could have gone to stay at a hotel if we wanted to. But I was like, really? Here's. Here's the truth. When the power went out, I thought, I mean, really, how long can the power go out for? I didn't really think.

[A]

You said that to your wife.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, how long do you actually think you go out for?

[B]

She wanted to go hotel.

[A]

What the rich. Who thinks of that first? I was in the hotel and still never had that idea until I saw a bunch of families and dogs. And so the next day, I told Bones. I was like, dude, so many families and people were coming to our hotel. And Bones didn't even know about that idea. He goes, what? And I go, yeah. When power goes out, hotels usually stay powered. So all the rich families were staying in hotels. Bones, like, think they have availability.

[B]

The only reason we thought or she thought hotel is because Samantha and her husband had texted, hey, we're going to a hotel. And then she was like, should we go to a hotel?

[A]

See, I never knew about a hotel. And now it makes total sense. Middle class and lower class has never heard about the hotel. My dad, that option has never come into his head, ever. It's probably still hasn't to this day. But if your power goes out, you have the option truck drivers to go to a hotel. And the tuggers you guys out there gooning over to you, man.

[B]

Correct the financial flexibility. There's certain people that you're not going to be able to go to a hotel now. I don't understand why they waited. I saw a news story on Thursday. So like four or five days after the power went out of Nashville, hotels are offering discounted rates to Nashville residents. Where was that night one fox 17.

[A]

We are live outside of a hotel. They just gave away free continental breakfast. More of that at 5. The rates are going down. So are the temps. Over to you in the weather studio. Mark, how's it looking? Well, similar to my weight. It's going up. He's coming late in the week. I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger to you out there in the. In the field.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, so the whole thing, I thought, oh, how long can the power go out? So I was not even thinking hotel smash cut. I didn't realize it could go out for seven, eight days and you could be trapped in it for that long. Then maybe hotel would have been a smart option or stay with friends or get an Airbnb, something like that. But I was strong during. During it because it was only 27 hours. So we played a lot of games. I will say baby box one. He sat down curled up on the couch in his comfy curling.

[A]

Nice Winter Olympics.

[B]

No, we are excited about the Winter Olympics. If we ever get TV back, we will watch it.

[A]

Hosted by Matt Lauer.

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No.

[A]

Who's hosting it without Samantha Guthrie?

[B]

I don't know.

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Matt Lauer.

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No.

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No. Because I think that's when it all started. No, back in. When he was in Nagano. Nagas.

[B]

Yeah. Anyway, so what was I saying?

[A]

You were talking about your kids power.

[B]

So baby box one.

[A]

Underwear.

[B]

He curled up on the couch in his comfy and he pulled out a Dogman book and he read it from COVID to cover and then boom, put that one down, went and got another Dogman book and boom, read it from COVID to 3/4 of the way through. He sat there for four straight hours reading his book.

[A]

When did you need the paper for the fire?

[B]

No, it's gas, so we don't need it.

[A]

See, I felt bad for you guys a little bit, but we heated our house growing up with a fireplace.

[B]

Right. With logs. Right. Like my neighbor Samantha and her husband, the ones that went to the hotel, they finally came back and they had a generator. They finally got a generator to work and so they were in there with a little bit of heat and he was going around and find. Finding fallen trees and he was looking for oak trees and he was cutting them up with the chainsaw. And that's what he was using for his firewood.

[A]

Same. When we get done with sports practice, you would have to go cut firewood and then bring it into the house. I always hated when it snowed. Oh, Dad's gonna make us cut firewood before we go to bed tonight. Otherwise the house is 40 degrees. So I didn't really feel that bad for you guys.

[B]

We.

[A]

I lived off of that for 14 years.

[B]

Yeah, well, you should have felt bad for us because we were unprepared.

[A]

Well, and then the one time my dad left town and he didn't teach us how to cut firewood or start a. We didn't even know how to heat the house at night. I was like, mom, he's never showed us how to heat it. My dad would always just do all the work. So we would cut the firewood. But I didn't realize you had to learn how to light it. Make a teepee, light the paper. He never taught us in 12 years. So like when we were 13, we froze to death one night because dad didn't teach any of us how to do a fire.

[B]

So you were like the iguanas down in Florida. You were just frozen to death, but then you came back to life.

[A]

No, the Dolphins this year with Tua. That's been going on all football season, y'. All.

[B]

It used to be so fun starting a fire at my parents house because you would stick the newspaper under there and you'd have it sticking out and you'd light it and you'd watch it go.

[A]

But you got to bring the wood in before, otherwise the wood's wet. The wood isn't going to work if it's wet.

[B]

Duh.

[A]

You can't wait until it snows. Dad never taught us that. And then the paper, we didn't really have kindling, so you just had three big logs. Try making fire with paper and three big logs. You can't do it. You freeze to death and you go to school the next day at 5am because they have heat there, man.

[B]

That's a sad story. Well, I will say this.

[A]

My dad is still not taught me how to make a fire.

[B]

I will say this, man, maybe. Maybe I shouldn't say that, man, but my kindergartner came home yesterday, first day of school, back and he told me about how one. They went around the room and they talked about their experience with the storm and everything. One of the kids in his class said that they had slept in the car for three nights. And I was like, oh, my God, I feel terrible.

[A]

How do you top that?

[B]

I was like, that's awful, man. Don't. Don't even mention that you only had power, not no power for 27 hours. Like, that's. That's bad, man. So the only heat they had was the heater of the car.

[A]

Wait, so that was their best option, or are they homeless or what?

[B]

I think that was their best option, man. And that's.

[A]

It was warmer in the car with the heat than their house because they didn't have power. You could run a car, I guess, all day.

[B]

Yeah. Somewhere. I read online, and I don't know if this is accurate, but if you just idle it, like if you just put it in park and run it, the gas goes way slower. Like, it's like half a gallon an hour.

[A]

I don't know if that's 20 gallons. So you get 20 hours. You'd have 40 hours.

[B]

40 hours. Then you have to go to the gas station, fill up.

[A]

Ran out of gas. Oh, coming in from Kentucky? No, down the road. We were sleeping in our car.

[B]

Yes. I felt pretty bad about that. Whoa. What? What?

[A]

Did somebody pay $10 to be highlighted?

[B]

What? What is going on? I'm in the middle of storytelling.

[A]

I think we just got paid on the YouTube.

[B]

No way.

[A]

It says $9.99 and his message is highlighted.

[B]

What's his name?

[A]

Well, I can't read it because it's political.

[B]

Oh, yeah, not going to read that.

[A]

Oh, it's about the storm.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

D ice LB's moat fund. And it said non political. And he gave us $10.

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I don't know how to do that. How do we get that? What will it be in our account? What account? How do we get that? $10. Okay. Can you hit the cough button?

[A]

I don't have one. Anyway, so we can set it up, but we. We're not streaming. You got to have a certain amount of views before you can, like, stream. So, like, sure, we'll have this money in there, but you can't withdraw until you set up an account. And you can't set up account till we have, like, thousands of people watching us.

[B]

Got it. Okay. Anyway, so then it takes me to my. You know, I felt really bad and I was like, that. That's awful. Then I got to tell you about the story about this dad that lives down the street from me.

[A]

Well, we're cooking through the menu. Is Cappy coming up?

[B]

Oh, he's coming up, man. But this is. This is like a oh, my gosh, like, what are you thinking? Moment. I. You know, maybe I'm crazy, but this family, they don't have power. And he's supposed to go on a work, work trip to the west coast, and he was supposed to leave on Tuesday. They don't have power on Tuesday. And on Wednesday, the boss stops by to check on them. Like, the boss of their company stops by, hey, how's everybody doing? Blah, blah, blah. They work in construction, okay? And their power comes on Wednesday morning. And so he tells his wife, hey, well, I'm going to rebook my flight for the west coast this afternoon since I didn't fly out yesterday.

[A]

La red light.

[B]

And the boss is like, no, no, you really don't have to do that. You can. You can miss the meetings. Like, you can. Just don't worry about it. It's not a big deal.

[A]

Is it a man boss or woman boss?

[B]

Man boss.

[A]

I assume woman.

[B]

No, man boss. And the dude said, oh, no, no. I mean, I should go out to California. You know that. It's just. I mean, now that we have power back. And his wife looks at him and says, it's been on for 45 minutes, and you're going to rebook your flight. And your boss is standing here telling you you don't need to go. She goes, what if the power goes off again? He goes, oh, I showed you how to run the generator.

[A]

A little bit of gas every six hours.

[B]

Dude jumped on a plane to LA after they had their power back on for 45 minutes.

[A]

Y' all sleeping triple.

[B]

He said, Chunk induces. Even though his boss was there at the house and said, hey, man, don't even worry about it. Like, we. We. We got it covered. You don't need to go to those meetings. Like, it's not a big deal. And he told his wife, after having power for 45 minutes, hey, I rebooked my flight for 2pm I got to leave for the airport.

[A]

Some of those people trying to get out of the house.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Like, Razor Ray, just think, you tell.

[A]

Baser f you call me Razor.

[B]

I meant Ray talking to Baszler. You've had power for 45 minutes and you got your kid, and you're like, hey, honey, I got to go to the West Coast. Even though the boss said it's okay, and the boss isn't going to Go. The boss was supposed to go to those meetings, but the boss said, no, I'm not leaving that dude. Deuces heading to California.

[A]

What you realize is you're used to your wife telling a story for 30 seconds because then you got, boom, a job to go to. Oh, you got to get a phone call, work conference, zoom call. Then when my wife all of a sudden tells stories for like six minutes, you're like, man, I got to get to the office. Honey, as much as I love talking about your mother, I got a West coast trip.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Flight just came up. I'll see you later.

[B]

Hey, I just rebooked, even though the boss told me not to, and you told me not to leave, but I'm going to go ahead and go, honey.

[A]

Okay, honey, I know we've never talked about this, but I. I lined us up a sex therapist. We have a two hour call in an hour. I got a flight to the west coast. I don't need therapy when it comes to that. Isn't it just pound and drive like football?

[B]

Man, I felt like that was crazy. He left his family for five days in the middle of winter storm. I was like, oh.

[A]

I mean, I left mine for four different.

[B]

You don't have kids. She had power.

[A]

Got a cat.

[B]

You got a cat. Let's start the show, and then we'll take a break. All right.

[A]

We are gonna do it live. We, everybody, on YouTube. We are the 1, 2, 3.

[B]

So loser nation.

[A]

They yelled that from YouTube.

[B]

What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports, sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'. All.

[A]

It's Sizzin. I'm gonna read the comments in two seconds. Let me get to the intro. I'm from the north, Alpha male live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser. We did have ice Snow on our 2.333 acres. And I heard if an Amazon driver trips and falls on your sidewalk on your 2.33 acres, they can sue you. Father in law Phil said there's insurance you can add. Make sure you do it. You can get sued. You can lose your house, you can lose your business on those 2.33 acres. Right now we got the kids at an Vanderbilt clinic defrosting again because the sun. The temperature is up. The sun is out. Justin is in Michigan. He informed me he's got a job.

[B]

All right.

[A]

He started playing roulette on one of the Michigan apps. Oh, oh, so they let you do casino there.

[B]

That was not.

[A]

He made a thousand.

[B]

That's not the job. That's not the job you want.

[A]

So he made $1,000?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He lost 50 of it.

[B]

Oh man.

[A]

And he cashed out. He's made $950 in the last three months. Top comments I say we'll take a break and command from Georgia.

[B]

We'll get the comments right after the break. We'll be right back.

[A]

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[B]

Hello, Malcolm Glabel here. We're here in New York City with T mobile for business recording another episode of revisionist history about how 5G network slicing strengthens trust and connections across worldwide industries.

[A]

Slicing can be used for so many different things. We're here with our friends from CNN from Siemens Energy. The ways that it can be used, frankly are limitless and are really, really built to think through. How can T mobile understand the pain points that our customers have? Smash those pain points and help you deliver very specific outcomes.

[B]

Hit me with those comments.

[A]

Let me get to them. I got a hit over here. You guys can see it now on YouTube. How much of a cluster it is. One hand's over here, one screen's over here. I'm trying to goon at the same time. Let's see, we got Sam Clark. Already read that one. Cody Stinnette. What's up brothers? Cody Stanette. Vine needs to come back. Milkman. 4:1.

[B]

Oh, 4:1. That's the new one the kids are saying. I was like what the hell's 4:1.

[A]

Mean dude, Sam Clark. No Jamaica spoilers until March 8th.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Rosette, shout out from the New Mexico teachers.

[B]

Whoa. The Slippery Nipples. No. Buttery Nipple. Slippery Nipples. What is it called? Buttery Nipple. Slippery Nipple. Slippery Nipple.

[A]

Milkman. And he just put from Georgia.

[B]

Okay, Janelle travels.

[A]

Message redacted.

[B]

Oh, must have been a bad one.

[A]

And we already read our boy. And then we got Milkman. Hilarious. Enoch Rosado.

[B]

Oh, Enoch's back.

[A]

Before I forget, royal rumble is 30 men total. One man enters every three minutes over the top rope elimination. There's a male and a female version. Oh, why would you not watch the female? And I'll hang up and listen.

[B]

I wonder if the male and female one was on the same night. So did the females go and then the males went? Or is it on separate. Totally separate nights? I don't know. I don't care.

[A]

I'm sorry, Jim. We're watching the male Royal Rumble over here. Well, at my house, we're watching the female deuces.

[B]

Yeah. Now, you want to tell me your Cappy story? Because I've been waiting for this.

[A]

Yes. So this one, you guys are gonna need to buckle up. We're gonna put down the comments. I don't need any of y' all on YouTube interrupting us. And this is a new thing. I heard YouTube's gonna be big. Just like I told you guys. Kick was gonna be big. We're ahead of the curb. So, Cappy, have you ever looked at his wheelchair when he's come to the sore losers conventions?

[B]

Yeah, it's a wheelchair. What do you mean?

[A]

Does it look like a wheelchair that they sell at stores?

[B]

I've never looked at a store to buy them. I'm. I'm assuming they're, like, vehicles or they're like a bicycle. You can buy the basic model, or they go all the way up to the very super fancy, expensive models is what I would guess. But honestly. Honestly, I don't even know where you would buy a wheelchair, because one time my buddy AJ when we were young, I don't know, 10, 11, 12. Our buddy Russell was moving into a new house, and they had cleaned the sliding glass door really well, and Russell had a. Now he had a pool. And they're like, all right, we're gonna go get another load, but you guys can go for a swim before we go get the next load of, you know, moving stuff. And they went back, and he changed into a swimsuit in Russell's room, and he came running around the corner.

[A]

Sounds like Royal Rumble.

[B]

And he ran straight through the sliding glass door because he thought it was open because it was so clean. And the sunshine was just made it look like it was a wide open Runway.

[A]

Chick did it in high school, never recovered.

[B]

And the glass all shattered on AJ and he had stitches everywhere. And we needed a wheelchair, so no teeth. Keith, his sister, ran a retirement home in Bartlett.

[A]

Sounds lucrative.

[B]

And so we went to Bartlett. Keith and I rode up to Bartlett. Kid gotta get in the car. We're gonna go up to Bartlett, and we got a wheelchair.

[A]

No seatbelt. I'll grab you if we hit something.

[B]

And. Whoa. Nope. No, no. He didn't grab me. And so we went to Bartlett, got the wheelchair, and that's what AJ used was the wheelchair from there. So I don't even know where you get a wheelchair.

[A]

They have stores. But what I'm trying to say is.

[B]

Sorry, did I sidetrack you?

[A]

No. Cappy's is aerospace engineering. It's a wheelchair that's not even on the market.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Which leads me to what I'm about to say. Aerospace engineering. What is. What has Cappy ever told us that he does?

[B]

Call center?

[A]

He has.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if he has an aerospace engineering wheelchair that isn't even on the market, where do you think he got that from?

[B]

Probably from an aerospace engineer.

[A]

And does Cappy look like somebody that knows an aerospace engineer?

[B]

Not really.

[A]

Wrong.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because all he would have to do is look in the mirror. Cappy does some sort of thing in aerospace engineering. If he's not the CFO or the CEO, he's the CMO or the coo. Cappy has a bigger, badder job than he's ever told us about. And he got busted because he has an off market aerospace engineering wheelchair. And it all came to light with his daughter in town. So if you guys think Cappy works in a call center, I think maybe the first convention he told us he was a trucker. I don't know the exact company, but all I know is Cappy does something with aerospace engineering. And he ain't no truck driver. And he played us a fool, and we bit him off the hook.

[B]

We took the damn field.

[A]

We let him off the hook.

[B]

He's not who we thought they were.

[A]

Dennis Green, rest in peace. He's not who we thought they were. And we let him off the hook. And Cappy's been playing us for a.

[B]

Fool for the last five years.

[A]

And he let him off the hook.

[B]

For the last five years, I've looked at Cappy, and I thought he works at, like, a call center. He takes calls at his house. I didn't even know he went into an office. I thought he had a little earpiece. He sits at a desk in his room, in his office, of his house. And that's how he got around, and that's how he answered calls. That's how he worked. So now you're telling me. I don't know who that guy is. He's totally different.

[A]

And then even, even more over. Oh, Cappy used to do the betting when we were doing in Vegas when we were here.

[B]

Oh, yeah, me and Kapi, we sat at that blackjack table for a long time. I mean, Cabbie couldn't even count to five at that point. And he was trying to play blackjack. It was tough to play with him. So good conversation, but tough to play.

[A]

With him at these conventions. That's where he's able to be somebody else, have an alter ego. And the gambling side of things, he's like a data analysis. He does crunches, a lot of numbers, spreadsheets. He told me he hasn't bet since the first week of the NFL. He said something's wonky, but because he was seeing the spreads, favorites weren't winning. No teasers were hitting. He says, I'm all into analytics. So I shut it down the entire year. I thought he was like a little. A little bit trigger happy and was always firing every Sunday. If the analytics don't make sense to him, he gave up. Since week one, he's a data analysis.

[B]

For an aerospace engineering company.

[A]

And so he said, oh, I've always just been numbers. I. If the teasers aren't hitting, then I know the numbers aren't going to be right. So I've been out since week one.

[B]

Week one, the NFL season.

[A]

He stopped betting the entire year because the numbers weren't lining up.

[B]

It's like, I don't even know this guy. And see, what happened is he brought his daughter and she, you know, maybe revealed some information that he was trying to keep typed to the vest about aerospace engineering, all that stuff, you know, because he didn't tell her, hey, I told them, I work at a call center, so don't act like I'm really smart and I do aerospace engineering. And she probably, you know, had a few cocktails and she started talking about how, oh, my dad's an aerospace engineer. What? Your dad's a what? Totally. That's mind blown dude.

[A]

And when we were all thinking, remember there's a bad weather that one year a couple years ago, and everybody waved Cappy off and he went off into the sunset. Yeah, it's because he had a flight because he had to get back to his job. He's a coo. It wasn't because he was trying to wait for the next wave of storms and stuff.

[B]

He.

[A]

He really had to get back to his job. He wasn't being safe. He had no choice but to host the Monday morning meeting at 10am so he had to leave us.

[B]

That's weird. Because you know what's crazy is this year he had a flight out on that Sunday at 2:30. And so Saturday night we said our goodbyes, we hugged him, told his daughter, hey, it was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming. You're now a coach. Hopefully you'll listen to the pod. I don't think she's ever listened to the pod. No, he just dragged her along and she was down to party the whole weekend. And so we said our goodbyes, like, man, I can't believe I'm not going to see Cappy for another year. Smash cut. 12 hours later, Cappy missed his flight on purpose. He showed up to the watch party on Sunday. I'm like, what? What is going on?

[A]

Right. But do you know why?

[B]

Because he wanted to come.

[A]

No, he canceled the Monday morning meeting because he hosts it. He's the coo. He sent out an email, hey, we're canceling the meeting. We'll reconvene later on in the week. That was him sending it so that he could stay longer at the convention.

[B]

Wow, dude, you've been holding onto that for like two weeks. What took so long?

[A]

Because it was a good one.

[B]

That was very solid.

[A]

And it was. Was it at the putting zone after a couple? Was it at one of the bars on Broadway after a couple? But it all just wasn't lining up. And then his daughter was right there to confirm it all. She goes, yeah, he's been playing, y'. All. We thought he was.

[B]

Yeah, we got ball sacked. We got ball sacked by Cappy, man. Cappy ball sacked us, dude.

[A]

He was escaping, trying to be a. A different Persona. And we fell for it hook, line and sinker, man.

[B]

Ah, man, that's rough. I thought we knew who he was. Don't even know who he is. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

[C]

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[B]

Hello, Malcolm Glabel here. We're here in New York City with T Mobile for business recording another episode revisionist history about how 5G network slicing strengthens trust and connections across worldwide industries.

[A]

Slicing can be used for so many different things. We're here with our friends from CNN from Siemens Energy. The ways that it can be used, frankly, are limitless and are really, really built to think through. How can T Mobile understand the pain points that our customers have? Smash the those pain points and help you deliver very specific outcomes. Insurance may all seem the same on the surface, but having insurance isn't the same as having State Farm as the leading auto and homeowners insurer in the US State Farm is there how and where you need them. Whether that's in person, with a local State Farm agent, on the phone, online, or through their mobile app, State Farm can help you find the right coverage for your needs. Don't take a chance with insurance coverage that may not meet your needs. And don't settle for insurance that may only be halfway there when you need it. Get State Farm like a good neighbor. State Farm is there.

[B]

Can I just tell you something?

[A]

It better be one of the menu things.

[B]

What was on the menu?

[A]

You said about a hundred things.

[B]

Yeah, well, I'm going to talk about yesterday, Jamaica.

[A]

Is it March 8?

[B]

No, we got one more month, man. Hey, you know what? Maybe we should do the Jamaica. Why we're on the ship, why we're on the cruise. We'll do the Jamaica episode.

[A]

Well, see, I wasn't planning on telling one of the stories during the convention, so I may be down to about two stories.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

I mean, can one of the stories just be when we got on the airplane? I'm running out of stories. We've been stringing these people along with these stories. I got some good ones. I got some good ones. I got some good ones.

[B]

Well, yesterday I'm driving.

[A]

I already talked about the swinging couple that left their Rolexes and watches.

[B]

Yeah, I think you did.

[A]

I already told about the army vet carrying me off the catamaran.

[B]

You did? You talked about that in the live pod from Coach's Convention 5.

[A]

All right, I got a couple left.

[B]

If you didn't listen to that episode, you got to go back Ray got his another strike. And you'll find out how if you go listen to that pod. Tell your friends. But anyway, let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. I'm out running some errands.

[A]

Whoa, you're running again?

[B]

Not running, driving. Sorry, my apologies. Trying to stop by the bank. And I'm headed to the bank and there's traffic everywhere. Preach. So I'm like, I am not going to sit in this traffic. So I turn into a neighborhood, thinking I'm going to take a shortcut tree. And then I type in the, you know, to the Waze app. I'm like, where's. Is there the quickest way to get to the bank? And it's not even going to take me to the one that's only half a mile down the road. It's got me going 1.7 miles back the other direction.

[A]

You go into the Farmers Credit Union. Yes, that's where we bank.

[B]

And I'm like, all right. So I'm cutting through a neighborhood and it says, all right, in 100ft, take a left. So I get to a four way stop, I take a left. There's a big ass school bus, not your first four way, right in front of me. And all of a sudden it's going me and it's backing up. Mm. And I'm like, hey, hey, I'm back here. Hey, man. And it's backing up and it won't. And then there's three cars behind me.

[A]

Are you in your. Are you biking?

[B]

No, I'm in the car and I'm like, there's nowhere for me to go. And this bus just keeps going, meh, meh, meh. Backing up. And I'm like, what am I gonna do?

[A]

About to pull up.

[B]

So I hop out of the car. What?

[A]

Only you?

[B]

I hop out of the car and I wave and I'm like getting the bus driver's attention. And she stops. So then I walk up to the window, I said, hey, can you not go forward? And she goes, there's a power line. I can't fit underneath it. And I walk in front of the bus and I look, and down at the bottom of the hill, there's a power line strung across the road that the bus can't go under.

[A]

Crazy. There were only a thousand of those this past week.

[B]

And I had. And so the bus driver's trying to reverse, but there's so many cars at this four way stop, she can't go. And there's two cars behind me. So I tell them, hey, you got to back up, you got to back up, back up.

[A]

You're a guard now.

[B]

I am now a guard, except I don't have a whistle, I don't have a stop sign, and I don't have an orange vest. I am just in a white T shirt and jeans. And I'm pushing everybody back. Now I'm telling because it's a two lane road and I'm telling the cars on the other side stop so the bus can back up. And so I clear those two cars. Then I jump in the car and I reverse the vehicle, park it blocking the intersection so no cars can get through. And everybody's like, one guy throws his hands up. I said, school bus. School bus. And so I start pointing the school bus, I'm waving it back, back up, back up. And jackass and his little Kia over here on the left, Geo Metro still wants to go. And I'm like, dude, can you just stop? Like, can you just let the bus go? Like, I know you're driving forward and you think you can just go at the stop sign, but the bus needs to reverse all the way through the intersection and find a new route. And so the bus gets in the middle of the intersection, I jump in my vehicle and I. That way the intersection is no longer blocked and the bus new way home. All because of me. Everyone else is just sitting there honking at the bus. Everybody. You got to take control of the situation.

[A]

If your job ever ends here, you got one in traffic guarding.

[B]

I absolutely handled that like a professional. I had the hand signals, I had the, you know, the stop signs up, and I'm doing the wave with the left hand and I'm. Whoa, whoa. You wait, sir, it's not your turn. Come on, bus. Come on, bus. I mean, it was phenomenal.

[A]

Usually those jobs go to somebody else.

[B]

Yeah, Who? Retired people?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Nope. Homeless people?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Nope. Cops?

[A]

Nope. This is factual. Nope. Can't get my source. Who are the flag holders? Stop sign holders. Typically construction workers, felons.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So ask one next time you pass them.

[B]

Oh, well, I thought. I mean, I'm telling you in the bus driver. Then the bus driver was behind me and I was going down the road, and she stuck her thumb out the window. Like, thanks.

[A]

That's what I'm talking about.

[B]

So I threw the thanks out the window. Hot. Not now. She was probably 65. She was an older lady, gray hair, you know, like, she just.

[A]

Good body.

[B]

Not okay. I mean, not terrible body. But on the.

[A]

And that day under that Nashville sun, you and her teamed up there Was.

[B]

No. And that's the thing.

[A]

Just like James Harden teamed up with the Knicks.

[B]

It was somebody. No, no. And it wasn't Sonny that was the problem. It was raining.

[A]

Her were a tag team that day.

[B]

That's the problem. It was raining. And so everybody's grumpy and trying to get in their way and there's, there's a lot of traffic and there's all these people because school's finally back. So there's a lot more cars on the road. No one was having patience and no one was going to give the respect to the bus. They were just kept flying by it. And I'm like, guys, you see her reversing, she's in distress. Can we stop? It's all about the children. The children are our future.

[A]

Did any of those people, the cars recognize you?

[B]

I don't know. Because I was waiting for him to call in and leave a voicemail.

[A]

Because, boy, is your star fallen. You're just out there. Does a crossy guard. Isn't that the guy from the radio?

[B]

Hey, this lunchbox jackass thinks he's a traffic cop now. Like, get out of the way.

[A]

Brutal. If you're 25 year old self could see you now.

[B]

Hey, man, it was, it was a. It was a proud moment that I was able to save the children. That bus driver was going to be stuck for an hour because no one was. Everybody kept pulling through the intersection trying to go that way and she couldn't go anywhere.

[A]

Yeah, the school buses are interesting. Do you have to stop if they have their stop sign down 100% and you're running?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, dumb question.

[B]

Now question, this is a serious.

[A]

Is that not dangerous when I run past him with the kid coming across the road?

[B]

No. What if you're on a bicycle?

[A]

I think you do.

[B]

I think you got to stop. Okay, But I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know the law, but I feel like it's kind of like a car because a bicycle can be flying.

[A]

What if the bus is coming but the fl. The stop sign isn't out yet. But he stopped with blinkers. But the stop sign is not out.

[B]

Well, I mean mine when I was growing up.

[A]

Answer it.

[B]

I say the flashers are going. The red ones.

[A]

But no stop sign. No, it's the yellow one.

[B]

No, you can go. I mean.

[A]

So I blew past him and I think he was just hooking it up. He's like, I'll wait. Let this guy gun it. He's probably busy. And then I'll put out the stop sign as I passed. He puts out the stop sign. So I think he was doing me a solid.

[B]

Doing you a solid. We never had a stop sign when I was a kid. It was just the red flashes. There was no stop sign that popped out. Yeah. Now you see some buses and they got a little like lever in the front, like a little that, like a guardrail that pops out the front bumper.

[A]

It'll block the whole thing.

[B]

It blocks part of the street. She's pretty interesting. Yeah. That was it, man. That was. That was a good cappy story. That was my traffic cop story.

[A]

Did we blow through the menu? All right, well, I'll see you later, man.

[B]

Did we blow through the menu?

[A]

You named like 10 things and I hadn't. Didn't know any of the things you were talking about, so.

[B]

Oh, I got an update.

[A]

Yeah, you got to take a break.

[B]

Yeah, we'll take a break and we'll be right back.

[C]

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[B]

Hello, Malcolm Glaul here. We're here in New York City with T Mobile for business recording another episode of Revision Visionist history about how 5G network slicing strengthens trust and connections across worldwide industries.

[A]

Slicing can be used for so many different things. We're here with our friends from CNN from Siemens Energy. The ways that it can be used, frankly, are limitless and are really, really built to think through. How can T Mobile understand the pain points that our customers have? Smash those pain pain points and help you deliver very specific outcomes. Insurance may all seem the same on the surface, but having insurance isn't the same as having State Farm as the leading auto and homeowners insurer in the US State Farm is there how and where you need them. Whether that's in person, with a local State Farm agent, on the phone, online, or through their mobile app, State Farm can help you find the right coverage for your needs. Don't take a chance with insurance coverage that may not meet your needs. And don't settle for insurance that may only be halfway there when you need it. Get State Farm like a good neighbor. State Farm is there. Sorry, guys, we've never been on YouTube before. We're all over the place with our menu.

[B]

Can I just tell you something?

[A]

You are looking live on YouTube.

[B]

I had no idea. I had no idea that me getting the Josh Allen jersey signed for not my kid was such a controversy. I thought it was a no brainer that that kid wanted to get something signed, that I had to let him get his jersey signed. And then I, I go to the Facebook page and Tyler Reed said if I sent my son to any kind with any kind of jersey on and lunchbox let him get it signed by the Harlem Globetrotters, I would be pissed. And I would immediately send a Venmo request so fast for the price of that jersey. Guys, that never crossed my mind that they would not want me to get the jersey signed. I thought it was the kid living in the moment. So exciting. Meeting who he thinks is a superstar basketball player.

[A]

Josh Allen.

[B]

No, no. These basketball crossover. Yes, the Globetrotters crossover. Thank you. And Torch and to name another few. So I didn't even think about, oh my gosh, could I be ruining this kid's jersey? Will the parents be mad when he shows up with marker written all over this jersey? I didn't even think about it. And so this Tyler Reed guy made me start thinking about it. And then Sherry Morris goes, yeah, I'd have been extremely mad and would have asked for the jersey to be replaced, Sherry. And I was like, that is so mind blowing. So then I called batter's box. Hmm.

[A]

What up, everybody?

[B]

It's batter's box here. And I asked him, I said, hey, man, did you listen to the pod Monday? He said, no, I'm behind.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Thanks, man. Thanks for the support. Really appreciate it. Good looking out. Just because your Niners aren't in the super bowl doesn't mean you have to stop listening. Anyway, I said, I told him the story. And I said, so if your son went with a friend or came with me and I got a jersey, a Jerry Rice jersey signed or a Brock Purdy jersey signed, he goes, oh, I'd be pissed. I am blown away.

[A]

What about iuk?

[B]

I. You can sign. He's no longer on the Niners.

[A]

I had him on our bench. He never played all year.

[B]

Never played, never showed up, Never going to be a Niner again. Last time he's worn a Niner uniform. It's over.

[A]

Justin was like, get him off our bench. He doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

[B]

So anyway, I started like oh, maybe I did screw up. Maybe I wasn't supposed to do it. But as me, I couldn't look that kid in his eyes and say, hey, man, sorry. My kids can get their stuff signed, but you can't.

[A]

Yeah, you took a beating online.

[B]

I did take a beating. So I texted the parents and I said, hey, do I need to apologize about ruining that Josh Allen jersey? If you're secretly cussing me out for letting him get it signed, I totally understand. Within three minutes, the dad responds, no, no, he's thrilled with it and he's actually gonna wear it to school tomorrow. The mom, six minutes later, are you kidding me? He loves it even more, which we didn't think was possible. We could never get him to take off the Josh Allen jersey, but now that it's signed by the Globetrotters, he wants to wear it every day. So I feel vindicated. I feel like my decision making was rock solid.

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15 views on YouTube and we dipped 25 minutes into this one or seven minutes in 25 minutes ago. So I. I wonder what we were talking about.

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I don't know. But so I.

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Maybe I'm wrong.

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Go to the Facebook page. Please leave your feedback on Tyler's post because I just never even thought for a minute that I should say, no, you can't get that sign.

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Soar, losers on Facebook. And you also see my cat up there. She is in second place, trying to get on the COVID of Modern Cat magazine.

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Oh, you move back up to second. Cause I know she dropped a third.

[A]

They're looking for the top five this week. Next week is number one.

[B]

Oh, next week's the push.

[A]

Yeah. So it's tops right now. In second. It's fine.

[B]

We're.

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It's a holding pattern.

[B]

Speaking of Piper coachers, Cody from Texas. First off, I voted for Piper. Meow. Piper to the moon. We need more San Antonio sports talk because we are so back. Aggie football sucks. Aggie basketball is back thanks to Buckyball. Last thing lunch. Have you seen the show Traders? Your boy Johnny Bananas is on season two and he seems annoying as all hell. Love the show. Go spurs, go Giga Maggies. And don't forget, go spurs, go.

[A]

Yeah. What you people don't realize with reality TV, 9 out of 10 of you would be boring as hell on television. Johnny Bananas is phenomenal. Correct. He's great on tv. Put yourself in that situation. How would you be interesting? Like you're in England. You're laying in a coffin. You're trying to trick people. How would you be any More interesting than Johnny Bananas. You wouldn't be. The people you are watching is the extremes of normal personalities. If you're watching this on YouTube, you have a normal personality. There's no way you would be more interesting than Johnny Bananas. I had no point. Thanks.

[B]

But yes, I've heard of the Traders. I watched season one and season two.

[A]

It's a great show.

[B]

It's a great show. It is a phenomenal show.

[A]

And the way that they're able to know if they're a traitor and not accidentally say something like we. Because you can't say, oh, man. Because if you're a trader, killed someone, you can't be like, they killed somebody, or you can't be like, we killed somebody, because I'd give it away. How are you good with your pronouns and your possessives? That's tough. My name Ben, and I ain't in it. My name Paul. It's up to y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

I told baser. The way to do it is you must, in your head, have to convince yourself you're not a trader. Because when you're having these conversations, you have to actively act like you're trying to find the traitor, even though you're the trader. It's gonna be like, guys, how do we find them? Even though in your head, you know you're the traitor? Like, I would accidentally be like, we gotta find me. Ah, all it takes is one slip up and you're screwed. So I also want to know, do the producers hide that if they screw up and we just don't get to see it?

[B]

I don't know. That's a great question. Do they edit that out?

[A]

And like you people, when you see the roundtable and Rob from Survivor is in the roundtable and he makes all these great arguments and he's a. Basically a guy in court, He's a defense attorney. Rob is insanely good at what he does with lying, negotiating, manipulating, being a puppeteer. You guys couldn't have done any of that. So people are like, rob's lost it. Rob was great on the show. You, you would be sitting like a puddle. Ah, I'm not a traitor. I miss my kids. That'd be terrible tv. So I'm saying, don't criticize Johnny Bananas. It's probably the most interesting you're going to get. Unless you get like a stripper on there or like, I don't know, it's somebody else. It'd be interest, you know, like, like.

[B]

Yeah, but Cody, back to the spurs, man. I. Cause Ray was losing his train of Thought I tried to save him. I haven't been able to watch them lately because I don't have tv. So I can't really talk spurs basketball. Cause I can't watch it.

[A]

I think somebody said their top three to win the championship.

[B]

Love it.

[A]

It goes Thunder Nuggets. And somebody said it was spurs.

[B]

And we play the Thunder tonight. Guess what? I'm going to watch it nowhere because I don't have tv.

[A]

A John Mitchell.

[B]

I'm not going to watch it because I don't have tv. But anyway, I love the Traders. I got a shout out Emily McKibben. She's the one that told me about traders. I'm 99% sure she's the one that sent the email about Traders a couple years ago. And I finally got on board. I need to start this new season. And what I like about Traders is these reality people. They come from all these different shows. I have no idea who they are, no idea who half of them are.

[A]

But what the. Funny. It really isn't funny, but it's a good setup phrase. The funny thing about these reality shows is the reality shows are ending marriages. A majority of people that put their relationship on a reality show get divorced in Summer House. Divorce. And another Summer House. Carl Radke divorced with Lindsay. And Lindsay dated Dustin lynch, allegedly. You got. You got Kyle Cook, the guy that invented Lover Boy. Him and Amanda just divorced. All these shows are divorced.

[B]

Simpson and a cliche.

[A]

Divorce.

[B]

Divorce.

[A]

So these shows are ruining these people's lives for your entertainment. So let's not criticize them.

[B]

The Real Housewives. I mean, these people, I don't understand what happens to all them, but they're all in prison.

[A]

Hang up and listen. The one lady so dumb she gets herself indicted and goes to jail because she puts it all out there on the reality show. These people are going to jail for you. And you say. Have the audacity to say Johnny Bananas isn't funny. Come on, guys.

[B]

He's highly entertaining. He is highly entertaining. You must not be a real world or challenge guy because then you would understand Johnny Bananas, he had the line of the century on this new season.

[A]

He said. He said, oh, yeah, how you like that? Suck on my banana.

[B]

No Vets versus new threats. They were doing the deliberation.

[A]

Whoa, that rhymes.

[B]

Yeah. Very good job by the producers coming up with that one. And he stood up and they said, oh, Johnny, sit down. It's not all about you. And he goes, it's not about me. I am the challenge. Oh, my gosh. He hit him with I am the challenge.

[A]

That is not a better one liner than hey, Conor McGregor. Yeah, man. If I get a chance with you, I'll punch you right in the face. I'll make you go to sleep. Conor McGregor. Hey, who the is this guy? Okay, I mean that might be the best one liner in the history.

[B]

You're right, I might.

[A]

Hey, Conor, if I see you, it'll be a two punch fight. I punch you, you hit the ambulance.

[B]

Punch is 90.

[A]

Conor looks around. Hey, who the is this guy? Even the guy was like, you know what, that's pretty funny.

[B]

Well done. Well, well done. Yeah. So yeah, I'm on Traders. I'm going to start season four when I get TV back. My wife said season three was really good. She watched it without me. So I do need to go back and watch that one. Season one phenomenal. And next season they're doing all. No, no, reality people. It's all audition.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like it's getting back to normals.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if you necessarily have to have a reality person. Are we talking Traders or what?

[B]

Are we talking traders?

[A]

Okay. They want Survivor.

[B]

Oh no, no, no.

[A]

Totally not enough into that show to talk about it. But Traders, I think it could be good with non celebs as long as you learn their characters.

[B]

Yeah. And that's what reality TV shows do. Alan, he's fantastic. Great host.

[A]

Like the host Alan. And so there's a voice guy on Love island.

[B]

Never seen.

[A]

Okay. But it's just the PA announcer. So Love island, it'll come back from a break and he'll be like, look at these two kids canoodling. Looked like me when I was on spring break in 2008. Hilarious. But he does that every commercial break.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

So that's a good host. And then they have like some hottie from the US Ariana Grande or some chick hosting it as the actual host. But this dude Allen, right?

[B]

Yeah. Alan is a great.

[A]

If you have a phenom host, they can pretty much carry it regardless of the cast.

[B]

Before you leave my castle, reveal yourself. Are you a faithful or a traitor? Traitor. And then when they have the morning breakfast and he comes in, he's like, oh, poor. I don't even know who was on last season. It's been so long. I watched season two. Poor bananas. He's no longer with us. And he smashes the freaking picture on the ground. Freaking. Love the way he just throws the picture on the ground like. Or he tosses it over his shoulder. That is drama. And I Am all here for it.

[A]

You probably didn't even understand it, but Dr. Will, this is Traders as well. He was one of the big.

[B]

Oh, he was on there.

[A]

He was one of the biggest personalities in the history of Big Brother. And then he'd never done another show after that.

[B]

That was season two.

[A]

So season two, he comes back for one episode and he's on Traders. And he thought it was gonna be a cool little cameo type thing. He got so much backlash. People are like, dude, you disappeared for 15 years on the reality circuit. And then you just show up and we're some creepy vampire in a show in Europe. And your character didn't even make sense. And you're like a bad host. People are like, that's how you make your comeback.

[B]

He tried to lay low, right.

[A]

But he wasn't even on the show to win or lose it. He was just hosting an event, wasn't he?

[B]

Oh, was.

[A]

And they're like. They're like, no, he. You're thinking about when he was on that Deal or no deal.

[B]

No, no. I. I don't even know who Dr. Will is. There was someone from Big Brother. I'm 99% of season one or season two. I don't know. And he was trying to lay low. Cause he was like, man, I have such a bad reputation. Blah, blah. And he got out real quick.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But I don't remember who he was.

[A]

Yes, yes.

[B]

So. All right, we got to go home, man. Hey, it's the super bowl this weekend. Yeah. Woo. We'll talk about that on Friday. Anything else you want to say? I think I missed the Vandy athletics. I will tell you on Friday why I'm upset with Vandy Athletics.

[A]

I'm glad we at least got to the entire menu.

[B]

We didn't because we didn't get to Vandy Athletics well.

[A]

And I didn't tease this in the menu. It was almost like the dessert that we never got to. There's a box for you that I want you to open on the air.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We'll do an unboxing on Friday.

[B]

Oh, crap. I got to give Morgan the. The Marble Falls couple. Napolez. Napolez. They got like 26 kids and one of them's a doctor. They gave me a Steelers bat goodie bag for Morgan at the convention and I told her I'd give it to her. And I still haven't given it to her, so I'll give it to her tomorrow.

[A]

Hey, Morgan, give this to your dude from a couple in Texas that visited two weekends ago.

[B]

Yeah, I Don't understand how they're being in Marble Falls. How their Steelers. Oh, wait. Maybe it was her dad. Or his dad was a Steelers fan. I don't remember. They told me, but I forgot she's.

[A]

The one that wears see through shirts.

[B]

She dresses to impress. H. Yes.

[A]

I believe the first year she wore it was just the covers. And then one of the years it was see through. And then this past year, it wasn't a lot.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, have a great Wednesday, guys. Ghost spurs. Go. As our buddy Cody said.

[A]

I posted one of her pictures on our Instagram. Yeah, Instagram pulled it. Oh, they said it was.

[B]

Yeah. Not safe work. They said that belongs on only fans.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man. Let's get out of here. Dude, it's raining again. Beautiful. But all the ice is gone, man. Ice is going. Bye. Bye.

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How do we get this video on our. On our. On our audio?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That's a different. You're. You have the platform. Can you post a video?

[B]

No, I can't.

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Okay. Looks like you need to make a phone call to the prez.

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All right, let me call her. She. She sent me the voicemail.

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