SORE LOSERS - How Did Lunchbox"s Kids Get Locked Inside a Store After Closing?

Summary

Podcast Summary: SORE LOSERS - How Did Lunchbox’s Kids Get Locked Inside a Store After Closing?

The Bobby Bones Show | iHeartPodcasts
Episode Date: August 2, 2026
Hosts: Lunchbox & Bazer
Location: Nashville, Tennessee

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of the Sore Losers podcast, a spinoff of The Bobby Bones Show, brings an amusing mix of family chaos, Nashville tourism gone awry, and a detailed reaction to the Tony Romo roadside sobriety video. The main arc follows Lunchbox’s hectic week entertaining his sister and her kids, highlighted by the story of how his kids ended up accidentally locked inside the Country Music Hall of Fame’s gift shop after closing. Woven throughout are candid takes on travel mishaps, parenting realities, Nashville hangouts, and viral sports news—delivered in the show’s trademark bantering, self-deprecating style.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Sore Losers Convention Updates & Listener Shoutouts

[02:05 - 06:03]

• The hosts announce extended early bird pricing for the next Sore Losers Convention and discuss merchandise issues.
• Warm welcome to a listener (Travis) who just became a new dad.
  • Quote: “Welcome to fatherhood...you are not getting any sleep right now, but you’re staring at that little thing going, oh, my goodness.” – Lunchbox [04:27]

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2. Parenting: The Chaos and the Comedy

[06:03 - 09:28]

• Bazer jokes about parenting being “pretty easy,” sparking a comic rant from Lunchbox about how uncooperative kids can be despite simple requests.
  • Quote: “They don’t do what you say you want them to do...So slow that you want to pull your hair out because it’s so infuriating.” – Lunchbox [07:41]
• Lunchbox has six kids in his house due to his sister visiting, creating pandemonium.
• Anecdote: His sister lost her driver’s license before flying—resulting in security delays and comical pat-down stories at the airport.
  • Quote: “I have to know my aunt’s birthday? ...Can we do immediate family? Because that’s my aunt.” – Lunchbox [11:43]

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3. Kids' Adventure in Nashville & The Gift Shop Lock-In

[13:04 - 22:14]

• Visiting the Country Music Hall of Fame with several children: The hosts agree it’s “zero percent fun for kids,” until a scavenger hunt moderately saves the visit.
• THE MAIN STORY: Leaving at closing time, Lunchbox’s sister realizes she’s forgotten her water bottle inside. They retrieve it but, while doing so, the kids are accidentally locked inside the gift shop behind a barricade after everyone else is ushered out.
  • Quote: “I have to run up and I have to bang on—[the kids are] laughing, ‘Ha, you can’t get in!’ I’m like, hey! ...The guy goes, ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ – Lunchbox [21:26]

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4. Bar Hopping with Kids & Hibachi Hijinks

[25:17 - 34:41]

• Taking the whole crew for an early-evening honky-tonk crawl on Broadway:
  • Kids are welcome in the bars before 7–8pm, but find places too loud.
  • They end up at hibachi, seated next to three college “bros” who, upon realizing they’d be sharing a table with six kids, bail before ordering.
    • Quote: “They get up and they freaking hightail it back to the front of the restaurant. I said, ‘Hey, sorry for scaring you off, guys.’” – Lunchbox [28:27]
  • Their assigned hibachi chef puts in minimal effort, prompting observations about “dud” chefs versus the energetic performers at other tables.

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5. Sleepover “Parties” and Parent Wisdom

[32:28 - 34:41]

• The kids keep insisting they’ll “party all night”—but fall asleep immediately after going to bed, leading to more jokes about the fantasy vs. reality of kids staying up late.
  • Quote: “Within 45 seconds of being horizontal, half of them were asleep.” – Lunchbox [14:58]

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6. Viral Sports Talk: Tony Romo’s DUI Video

[41:52 - 54:52]

• Lunchbox and Bazer break down the viral Tony Romo sobriety test video in detail, marveling at Romo’s confusion, barefoot stretching, and interactions with police—pointing out both the comedic and empathetic sides.
  • “What’s a gully?” – Tony Romo, recounted by both hosts [43:03]
  • “He starts doing calisthenics, man...Hey, if they’re gonna make you do these awkward tests, get stretched out!” – Bazer [43:39]
  • “If he was drink drunk, get him off the road. Thank you. But he didn’t look drunk, though.” – Bazer [44:21]
• They debate the fairness and weirdness of field sobriety tests and police jargon; both relate as aging dads to Romo’s request to stretch first.

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Notable Exchange Highlights

• On Airport Security & Lost IDs:
  • Lunchbox’s sister is quizzed on obscure family birthdays at TSA—she hilariously guesses at her aunt’s birth month, prompting the hosts to mock how random airport security can be. [11:52]
• On the Kids’ Gift Shop Lock-In:
  • The kids treat being locked in as a joke at first (“Ha, you can’t get in!”), but Lunchbox has to flag down staff for a key. [21:39–21:52]
• On the Hibachi Bros:
  • The three college guys can’t deal with a table of kids and bail. On the chef: “We got the D level guy, though. He put no effort into his cooking. ...No effort. ...He did not do the choo choo, no big flames.” – Lunchbox [29:46]
• On Tony Romo’s Video:
  • The hosts enjoy re-enacting and quoting Romo’s confusion (“Field sobrieties? What are fields?”), and the awkwardness of a high-profile DUI stop.
• Advice for Listeners:
  • Don’t ever take a break from the podcast—you might come back and feel totally out of the loop, like Bazer did with the McAfee show changes. [39:15–41:39]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment Topic | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------|----------------------| | Convention/Listener Mail & Parenthood | 02:05 – 09:28 | | Sister’s Travel Woes (TSA, Airport Stories) | 09:28 – 13:04 | | Country Music Hall of Fame & Scavenger Hunt | 17:00 – 22:14 | | Kids Locked in Gift Shop Story | 21:26 – 22:14 | | Broadway Bar Crawl with Kids/Hibachi Story | 25:17 – 34:41 | | Tony Romo DUI Video Breakdown | 41:52 – 54:52 |

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Memorable Quotes

• On being a new parent:
  “It is wild, is exciting. It’s exhausting. But it is amazing.” – Lunchbox [04:27]
• On reluctant kids:
  “They don’t do what you say you want them to do...Oh my God.” – Lunchbox [07:41]
• On TSA security questions:
  “I have to know my aunt’s birthday? ...I don’t know.” – Lunchbox (impersonating his sister) [11:44]
• On the lock-in:
  “I need the kids. And I need the kids. He goes, oh, let me go get a key.” – Lunchbox [21:52]
• On Hibachi chef:
  “We got the D level guy, though. He put no effort into his cooking.” – Lunchbox [29:46]
• On Tony Romo:
  “He was doing calisthenics, man.” – Lunchbox [43:39] “If he was drunk, thank you for doing your job, but, man, it looked hilarious.” – Lunchbox [48:34]

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Overall Tone & Style

• Style: Casual, comedic, self-deprecating, high-energy with authentic storytelling banter.
• Language: Down-to-earth, peppered with joking asides and a few gentle jabs among cohosts; family-friendly despite some wink-wink nods to adult situations.
• Listener Takeaway: Equal parts relatable parenting/real-life chaos, local Nashville flavor, bar-hopping misadventures, and commentary on the oddities of viral sports news.

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This episode wraps up with a reminder to keep listening—you never know what you’ll miss if you take a break from the show, be it kids getting locked in gift shops or ex-NFL stars stretching barefoot on the side of the highway.

Transcript

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We are coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee. We are 96 days away from the Sore Losers Convention 2027 brought to you by Freeland Chevrolet. We will have another convention in 2028. We will have another convention in 2029. But then in 2030 we most likely will not have a convention in Nashville, Tennessee because of the super bowl in Nashville, Tennessee. What up y'?

[Commercial Disclaimer Voice]

All?

[Bazer]

We are a spinoff podcast, the Sore Losers Podcast. We are on the Bobby Bone Show. I'm a producer, Lunchbox is a co host. And then we come on here and do nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Really do nothing. And we want to say that we are going to extend early bird pricing to at least August 15th. Trying to nail down those add ons. So, yes, sore losers.com, you can payment plan, you can do all that. We are working hard to make sure that. I mean, we thought we had it all lined up. We did something early for the first time in our lives, and it hadn't worked out. So we apologize, but we're going to start the show. I don't know what sports we're going to talk about because there ain't crap going on.

[Bazer]

Well, I got to talk about my favorite radio show.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I can't wait to hear it.

[Bazer]

The big show in a minute.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bazer]

We're gonna do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3.

[Lunchbox]

So, loser, what up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'.

[Bazer]

All. Sizzin from the north, alpha male, also from the west, also from the south, Texas. And I live now northwest with bays or just outside of the city. It takes probably 15 minutes with no traffic. Indian Lake, we got two acres. They're mowed. We got shrubs, they're trimmed. We got monkey grass. It's cut. And we got two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should be checking on him, but he now lives at gun lake on a dinghy. He fishes with his brothers. They speak broken English. I had a conversation with him for 30 minutes, had no idea what they were saying. And I said to Justin, how have I never known that your brothers are from Guatemala? You think you know everything about somebody until you don't. Over to you, Romo. I mean, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

We got an email that's very important to start out the show. Coaches, I'm a dad. My son was born July 22, 2026, in Cincinnati, Ohio. He hasn't missed an episode yet. Love you guys. Keep up the great work. Sore Losers nation for life. That's from Travis. Hey, Travis. Congratulations. Congratulations. Welcome to fatherhood. I mean, you are not getting any sleep right now, but you're staring at that little thing going, oh, my goodness.

[Bazer]

Welcome to the sore losers tribe.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, we need to get sore losers onesies for the babies.

[Bazer]

Well, we probably should start with T shirts.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. For the sore losers nation.

[Bazer]

All I know is baser did just get a box of a ton of T shirts that say, yeah, my face.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bazer]

Yeah, they were gifted. Or they. The warehouse didn't want them anymore. They were deemed worthless. Oh, so I'm like, bazer, are we gonna be wearing my face every night you go to bed?

[Lunchbox]

Interesting, because that needs to stop so she could just. I mean, we have shirts, like coaches, T shirts, all the old merch sitting in my spare bedroom. So if you need it. You know what I mean? If you want to Venmo me 15 bucks, we can mail it to you. Whatever shirt size you want, just email us. We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. But yeah. Hey, Travis. Welcome to fatherhood, dude. I mean, it is the craziest thing you're ever going to do. It is wild, is exciting. It's exhausting. But it is amazing.

[Bazer]

But also easy. I mean, I've had my nephew come to town. Nephews, niece and other nephews.

[Lunchbox]

And your niece saw me.

[Bazer]

She saw you working. She was working.

[Lunchbox]

She didn't say hi.

[Bazer]

She was shy, probably, and she didn't know it was you. We're on the radio, dude. She didn't necessarily know your face from a wedding from eight years ago.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bazer]

When was the last time she saw you?

[Lunchbox]

I'm not sure.

[Bazer]

They don't have social media.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, then. Probably a while. But, I mean, I did. I did rock the slides.

[Bazer]

She goes, yeah, he was playing with his kids, and they tried to piece it together. And I do believe my niece saw you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she did. She definitely nailed the place I was at and saw me going down those slides. And let me tell you, those slides were whipping me around. They whooped. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, for little slides, for little kids. I mean, I'd come down and my fleet feet would fly over the edge. Man, I was hauling right there, whacking me.

[Bazer]

I was saying, though, with children, it's very easy to be a parent.

[Lunchbox]

I.

[Bazer]

When the Boomer comes into town, you really just tell them how it is. And I took him to work when I needed to. I told him when it was time to get up. The one thing that would be hard with parenthood is that everything's always dirty, and you always got to feed them and you got to. I guess, if money's no object, because you also got to provide a life for them. But what I'm saying is, it's pretty easy being a parent. It's kind of cool because you get to just yell at somebody. I loved bossing Boomer around. I'm like, hey, get the golf cart. Come pick me up on the back patio. I never get to say that to Bazer. He did what I wanted him to do. He did tasks for us. Hey, Boomer, we need you to help lift this. Come on. It's awesome having a kid.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it works that easy. It's like when, you know, at night and you're like, hey, go brush your teeth. I'm good. I need you to go brush your teeth. I'm not going to brush my teeth tonight. They don't do what you say you want them to do. It's amazing how much refusal and denial and all that that they can do when you're just asking them to do a simple task. It is so infuriating. Hey, why don't you get up in bed? I just want to lay here for a minute. Yeah, but it's time to go to bed. Why don't you get up in your bed? All right. And they go so slow that you want to pull your hair out because it's so infuriating. But they do it because they said. You said go to bed. And they are going towards the bed. Oh, my God.

[Bazer]

Kind of like soccer. They go towards the goal, but now you can go super slow up until the last second. They should. You should probably try what my dad did. He would every Saturday, 8am, come home from work. Raymond, Robert, Maria. He would just stand upstairs, one foot inside the door while we're trying to watch cartoons. And we would have to run upstairs and see what he wanted, see what jobs he had for us. We never got to do the slow walk. That sounds fun, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It's like my dad would stand at the bottom stairs.

[Bazer]

Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

Batter's box sister. I'm leaving for work. What up, everybody? It's batter's box here with this. Really?

[Bazer]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

You gotta announce you're going to work. Don't care. That's what he would do. So. Yeah. And I mean, right now, I mean, it's really hard because I have six kids in my house because my sister is here with her three kids. Oh, man. They're going all. Every direction. Can't keep up.

[Bazer]

That's even better, though. They're entertaining themselves.

[Lunchbox]

They are entertaining themselves like crazy. But, I mean, it's a. It may be in our DNA, my family, about the travel and, like, how it doesn't go right. Because my sister, a week before coming here, guess what she did?

[Bazer]

Had a baby.

[Lunchbox]

No. Lost her driver's license.

[Bazer]

How do you do that?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. She has no idea where she put it. So she has to go to the DMV and get a new driver's license. And she does, but they give her the paper copy and they're mailing her the hard copy. Right? So she goes to the airport in Austin and goes to the security checkpoint. They're like, ah, yeah. Paper copy. We're gonna do some extra security measures. And she's like, okay. She's like, would you like to be patted down right here? Would you like to go in the hallway over there?

[Bazer]

We need to do that at the convention. Pat downs.

[Lunchbox]

And my sister's like, well, I guess we'll do it right here, because I got my three kids with me. I can't just leave them here, you know? And so the lady's patting her down. The. The boys are over there wrestling in the middle of the airport. She's like, guys, stop it. Stop it. And then Lay gets done patting her down, then opens the suitcase, dumps everything out. Everything. Because she has a paper ID Just because she has a paper id they go through her whole suitcase. Wah, wah, wah. And then the guy goes, I'll let you put everything back in.

[Bazer]

Thanks.

[Lunchbox]

Really nice of you. Then the lady goes, all right. And one last step. We're going to go through some security questions.

[Bazer]

What country do you live in?

[Lunchbox]

And she says, okay, cool. And she goes, I'm gonna name some addresses. Name any of the ones that you've been associated with within the last 30 years.

[Bazer]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

So she does that. She goes, now, we're gonna go over vehicles. If I say a vehicle that you have owned, say yes.

[Bazer]

Porsche?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

Bentley?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

Volvo?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

Acura?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

A car.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Then they go, okay, good. Okay, now I need to know Kathleen Jackson's birthday.

[Bazer]

Who's that?

[Lunchbox]

And my sister goes, I have to know my aunt's birthday.

[Bazer]

How many bodies?

[Lunchbox]

She's like, I have no idea. Can we do immediate family? Because that's my aunt. I don't know her birthday. They go, okay, how about just the month?

[Bazer]

No chance.

[Lunchbox]

And my sister's like, I don't know. I have no idea when her birthday is. And they're like, would you like to take a guess?

[Bazer]

Yeah, you got an 8% chance.

[Lunchbox]

So my sister.

[Bazer]

You caught me. I'm on the United States most wanted list. I'm traveling state to state, kidnapping kids.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, what. How if you know your aunt's birthday, okay, then you're good to fly. Like, what in the world kind of ruling is that? And so she finally just goes, march. And she's like, she didn't say anything. She has no idea if she got it right or wrong because she has no idea our aunt's birthday. I do not know how you're supposed to know your aunt's birthday, but. Hilarious.

[Bazer]

Your coworker's birthday. Um, let's see. What month did he get mad. July. July 25th.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you very much. So, yeah, so then she gets on the plane. She's got her two boys and her daughter. And the boys had never flown before. And they're on there and they're talking to the flight attendant. And one of the boys goes, man, wouldn't it be cool if this plane crashed?

[Bazer]

Well, he's getting interviewed.

[Lunchbox]

My sister's like, stop, stop. You can't say that. And the flight attendant goes, don't worry, I have boys. They're always saying cringe things that make it very awkward. I'm used to it.

[Bazer]

Don't worry. I have kids that aren't reared either, that aren't. What isn't reared? Like controlled, Ray. We're free range.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. But then they make it. They make it to town. I mean, so we did it. They got here, we're excited, and we have. The first night at our house was what, Monday. And I thought we were going to entertain them. Dude, they played doctor for hours.

[Bazer]

Well, you're set in life.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. Dude. We just sat there and they were just. One person was the receptionist, one person was the doctor. And you had to be a patient. You tell them what's wrong with you. So they would rap. They were wrapping paper around their arms and with rubber bands holding it on. So they had broken arms, broken legs, broken noses.

[Bazer]

Did they fix your testicle,

[Lunchbox]

Ray?

[Bazer]

I was wrapped with a diaper.

[Lunchbox]

No, they did not. They did not. And so they said, we did that for hours. And we ate dinner and we hung out for a little bit. Then they're gonna go to bed and they're like, hey, guys, let's party all night. We're gonna party all night. They say we gotta go to bed, but we'll just party.

[Bazer]

Cause they're on summer break.

[Lunchbox]

They're on summer break. And so I'm like, whatever, guys. You want to do whatever in your room? You can do whatever you want to do in your room. Within 45 seconds of being horizontal, half of them were asleep.

[Bazer]

So they just say it. Big talk. But they're obviously exhausted from the day.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. And they wake up yesterday morning, and my sister told me that she heard them talking, going, hey, guys, I know we didn't party last night, and I really wanted to, but I was just kind of tired, so I fell asleep. But tonight we are going to party.

[Bazer]

What's their definition of partying?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. They think they're going to stay up all night.

[Bazer]

Juice boxes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So, like, tonight we're going to party,

[Bazer]

you got to order them a pizza

[Lunchbox]

or something so they can have it in their room.

[Bazer]

Yeah, like, to add to the party. Hey, you guys want to party?

[Lunchbox]

I agree. And so then yesterday they went to the park while I was at work, and there's a swing that you sit on. There's two people and you go back and forth. It's like a seesaw, but it's a swing. Only problem is, it's really built for a parent to do it with their kid because it's like a baby seat, you know, that has the legs that. To go through the holes on a playground. Ray.

[Bazer]

It's built for adults to creep.

[Lunchbox]

And so my sister's son, who is seven years old, he gets in the baby seat, and my son gets on the other part, and they rock, rock. And he's like, all right, I'm ready to get out. His legs were stuck in the baby seat, and my sister couldn't get him out. And there's a YMCA right there where the playground is. She had to go into the YMCA and get an employee to come out and help her get him out of the seat.

[Bazer]

Lotion, ice, stuff like that.

[Lunchbox]

She said it was 20 minutes. He just stuck in the baby swing.

[Bazer]

Well, she had a wide open summer day.

[Lunchbox]

Well, she's on vacation, dude.

[Bazer]

I want to be a parent. That sounds awesome.

[Lunchbox]

She's on vacation, man.

[Bazer]

You just, like, chill, and your only object for the day is to get a kid out of a seat.

[Lunchbox]

Well, then we go home after work. I go home, meet them at the house, we eat lunch, and my niece wants to go to the Country Music hall of Fame.

[Bazer]

How old is she?

[Lunchbox]

49.

[Bazer]

If I have friends ever say that, I'm like, huh? I didn't hear you.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I've never been.

[Bazer]

Billy wanted to do it on his bachelor trip.

[Lunchbox]

No, he did not.

[Bazer]

He did. They went to it one day while I was at work, hung over his balls. I was like, how is the Country Music hall of Fame? I'm pretty sure I told you that it was going to be a bust.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'd never been. And so I was like, I don't know if it's going to be really fun for kids, but we can give it a shot. We can give it a shot.

[Bazer]

Zero percent fun for kids, I'm guessing.

[Lunchbox]

And you would nail it 100%. It's just a bunch of stuff in glass.

[Bazer]

Oh, here's Jon Par Jockstrap.

[Lunchbox]

And there's a lot of people that you've never heard of.

[Bazer]

Johnny Cash's thong.

[Lunchbox]

And they are really bored. I mean, within three minutes, my middle son goes, all right, can we go to the pool now?

[Bazer]

What? Waylon Jennings cup. I mean, just ridiculous stuff like that.

[Lunchbox]

So we. They luckily had a sheet of paper where there was a scavenger hunt. You had to find certain things in the display case. You mark it off, and if you get bingo, you get a prize at

[Bazer]

the end at the Country Music hall of Fame.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bazer]

That's actually a good idea, dude. Oh, I got the exit. I'll go find it. See y'. All.

[Lunchbox]

I got the exit. I'll go find this.

[Bazer]

I still haven't been to that place.

[Lunchbox]

It was the first time I'd been. We lived here for 13 years. I. I really. I had no idea what it looked like. I had no idea what it looked like inside. No clue.

[Bazer]

Oh, Megan Maroney's bra.

[Lunchbox]

They do have one of Elvis's old cars in there. That was cool.

[Bazer]

That's cool.

[Lunchbox]

That was about it. I mean, whatever. Not my. Not my, but whatever. So they do the scavenger hunt, and before we go in, they're all carrying their water bottles, and I tell my kids, look, guys, we're going to be inside. They'll have a water fountain. Leave your water bottle in the car. And my sister's kids still have theirs. And she goes, look, I'm not going to carry them. We're going to be inside. If you want to leave them in the car, I don't want you to lose them. They said, all right, we'll leave in the car. And she goes, well, I'm going to bring my water bottle. This is foreshadowing. And we get through the whole, you know, Country Music hall of Fame. They do the search. You know, they get a prize at the end. Then we go in the gift shop, and they want to buy something from the gift shop. So my sister lets them buy either a ducky or a guitar pick because they're a dollar each.

[Bazer]

Oh, jeep duck.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's a little. Little, like. Little, like, hard duck. I don't know if it says Country Music hall of Fame on it. I don't understand the significance, but we did that. All right, you guys want to go watch some live music? Let's go to Broadway.

[Bazer]

And no, you didn't.

[Lunchbox]

In the Country Music hall of fame closes at 5pm and it is 5pm and we walk out on the street, and my sister goes, we're walking, walking. We take about 10 steps out, and she goes, guys, I forgot my water bottle. Oh, my Gosh. So we have to go back into the gift shop, and they have to radio. Yeah. We're looking for a water bottle. It's pink and blue, and it's a. Whatever brand.

[Bazer]

Oh, I thought it was a Dasani.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

I was like, man, you guys are cheap.

[Lunchbox]

No, let me go look and see if we can find it. She thinks she left it in the Taylor Swift exhibit. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. And, I mean, they are shooing people out of this gift shop, and we are sitting there waiting for a water bottle. The kids are playing with spinning tops, all this. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

[Bazer]

Oh, look at this. Taylor Swift drank out of an Ozarka,

[Lunchbox]

and it is connected to a hotel.

[Bazer]

Yes, I'm aware. I used to live right there.

[Lunchbox]

I'm telling people, so you understand what's about to happen.

[Bazer]

There's also a Mexican restaurant. There's also a bar. There's also a steakhouse.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. So I go to the bathroom, and I go pee. And I'm walking out of the bathroom, and my sister's walking into the women. She goes, ha. I got the water bottle. We're good. I'm like, all right. And I walk, you know, and I turn the corner, come back down the hallway, and they've closed the Country Music hall of Fame. The kids are on the inside.

[Bazer]

What night? At the museum.

[Lunchbox]

They're in the gift shop, and they've closed the door. They've closed the plastic sliding door. And so I have to run up and I have to bang on.

[Bazer]

Were they yelling?

[Commercial Disclaimer Voice]

No.

[Lunchbox]

The kids are laughing. They're like, ha. You can't get in. I'm like, hey. And the guy goes, sorry, we're closed.

[Bazer]

Just knocking off the checklist. Yeah. What about the kids? Still in there.

[Lunchbox]

I'm like, I need the kids, and I need the kids. He goes, oh, let me go get a key. Get the key, unlock it, and open the door. The sliding, like, plastic, metal door. Whatever. Oh, my gosh. And so we get out of there. We go to Broadway, and I'll tell you all about Broadway right after this.

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[Lunchbox]

So we go to. I don't even know which bar. The first bar on Broadway.

[Bazer]

Kane Browns. No, Gars. No, those are more Bentley. No, more than Tootsies. Legends.

[Lunchbox]

We did go maybe as Legends. The first one on the corner right there.

[Bazer]

Layla's.

[Lunchbox]

Layla's was there. I don't know which one.

[Bazer]

Robert's Western World.

[Lunchbox]

We did go in that one. It's got the boots all along. Yeah, we did go in that one. Kids thought that one was too loud.

[Bazer]

So kids can just go into them.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, if it's before 7, maybe before 8, I don't know. But kids are allowed in. So we went into one, and they watched the music and they loved it. Yeah. Woohoo. Then immediately one wants to go eat. I'm hungry, I'm thirsty. I'm this, I'm that. I'm. All right, we got to go try a different one.

[Bazer]

So that you bar hopped with the kids?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we went to two, and we went into.

[Bazer]

You probably did Alan Jackson's if you're on that side of the street.

[Lunchbox]

We went to Tootsies. The second one.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And we're like, all right, here we go. And they were in the middle of a band change.

[Bazer]

What about Mellow Mushroom?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bazer]

Jelly rolls? You weren't low.

[Lunchbox]

No, we didn't go that far. And then they're like, we're hungry. Let's go eat. And Baby Box 2's like, oh, dad, can we go where they cook in front of you? Can we go to where they cook in front of you, which is hibachi? So I was like, yeah. All right. So we got to walk back to the car, drive to the hibachi place, and this is where it's great. We walk in, we, like. We got eight people for hibachi. Like, all right. They sit us right down, and there's these three college bros that came in right after us, and they sit us all around the table, and. And the college dudes, they come and sit them at the same time, grill

[Bazer]

as us with the kids. Hey, man, how the. How the was last night, Dude? Bro, I'm so getting hungover. Hey, bro, did you bag that hottie? Dude, she was elite, bro. Yeah, dude, I cooked, bro.

[Lunchbox]

And so it's me, or it's my sister, me, Baby Box three. My sister's daughter, then her son, then my middle son, then my sister's other son and baby box.

[Bazer]

Thank you for the seating chart.

[Lunchbox]

And the two Broski. The three broski's, they don't want to sit by baby box. They just leave the seat empty. And two of them sit down with a chair in between them and the other one just stands there and it's like, I'm not sitting there.

[Bazer]

I'm just going to chill here, bro. I'm going to post up.

[Lunchbox]

He's like, I'm not sitting next to a kid. And they're just looking at each other just like, what the hell do we do?

[Bazer]

What? And he's like, bro, just throw me the shrimp. Up top, bro. Second deck, bro can throw it, bro.

[Lunchbox]

And one gets up to go to the bathroom. So the other dude sits in his chair.

[Bazer]

Vandy Bros. Vandy Bros. 100.

[Lunchbox]

And they're looking at each other like, dude, we gotta get out of here. We can't be sitting with these kids. So they text their bro in the bathroom. They said, we're out, we're not sitting this table. They get up and they freaking hightail it back to the front of the restaurant. I said, hey, sorry for scaring you off guys.

[Bazer]

You can already tell the kids must have been well behaved.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, that's what the thing. The kids were freaking phenomenal. They were just sitting in their seats. They weren't even doing anything.

[Bazer]

Your best version of your kids is to the outside world's worst. They were like, what is this?

[Lunchbox]

They were just overwhelmed.

[Bazer]

And also they hooked up last night. They probably got the Sunday scaries. They're a little worried their chick might be pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

They off. And they obviously texted the bro in the bathroom because when he came out of the bathroom he went straight to the front. He didn't even go back to the table. He knew that they were already at the front of the restaurant.

[Bazer]

So they hadn't ordered anything yet. It's just that period where you sit down at first and you wait for

[Lunchbox]

them to come to the table and take your drink order. And these dudes were like, not doing it. Not doing it. Not.

[Bazer]

I'm with them.

[Lunchbox]

Not doing it with six freaking kids under 10 years old. We're not doing it. We're not out on the town to sit with a bunch of six year olds, bro.

[Bazer]

You just want to get McDonald's, bro. What about the king broken Burger King, bro.

[Lunchbox]

But I mean these dudes, they were just like, no. The fact that they left a seat in between them and the kids because they didn't want to sit next to

[Bazer]

a kid, they're another 10 years removed from that.

[Lunchbox]

It was hysterical. And we do Hibachi. Freaking fantastic. We got the D level guy, though. He put no effort into his cooking.

[Bazer]

No effort or he was a rookie?

[Lunchbox]

No, no effort. Like, usually they do. They're like, look, egg roll. And they make the egg roll, and they flip shrimp up into their hat, all that stuff. And the volcano is usually really big, you know, he literally did two pieces of onion for the volcano. Yeah, that is it.

[Bazer]

Yeah. You got to really make it erupt.

[Lunchbox]

He did not do any of that. He didn't do the choo choo, where the smoke's coming out. None of that fire, big flames. He did that, but that was it. And he put no effort. He was done lickety split.

[Bazer]

Yeah. And it seems like because he's trying to get tipped, though, I don't know why he wouldn't show out a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

He figured, ah, kids, who cares? But my whole thing is you. You would think you would want to be more entertaining because the kids and they were just. And the kids don't know any better. But me, as an adult, I can look around the room and see the other guys dominating.

[Bazer]

Oh, so you could. There was more people at this restaurant.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

There's multiple tables where the hibachi is going on.

[Bazer]

Sometimes you just get the dud.

[Lunchbox]

And my sister even goes, man, we got the low level one. I was like, yeah, no effort. She goes, I mean, look at the volcano over there. And the dude had it like, you know, six onion slices, high steam coming out of it. Dude put no effort.

[Bazer]

That looks like Vulcan are and all over there. And also the heart beating. What else do you have? The eggs spinning? Yep, stuff like that.

[Lunchbox]

And he did do the. Flip the rice into their mouth. Not a single one caught it.

[Bazer]

I mean, you can do that in your kitchen.

[Lunchbox]

I know I could. It's.

[Bazer]

What about the spinning of the. The spatulas? Yeah, those things. You can do that. And then did he ever let somebody come behind there?

[Lunchbox]

No, they.

[Bazer]

They let you do that in Dominican, but they usually get me up there about nine deep. I'm like, I'm telling you, you don't want me next to these flames. And they're like, no, no, come on, get up here. And I'm like, I'm dead serious. I'm s. Face drunk. You don't want me up here doing this with knives and fire.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they didn't. They didn't let him back there. But the guy that was cooking on the Shogun, the. The whatever stove right behind us, like, our chef was touching. They were butt to butt.

[Bazer]

Yeah, that Might have hindered him a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

He had this cool thing where it's like a. A dude standing there with his. And to clean. He pulls it. It's like, the guy's peeing, dude. He shot at the kid's mouth. He wasn't even our dude. He was like. The kids were, like, catching pee.

[Bazer]

Oh, he's the post guy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bazer]

And is. What is that? Cleaning grease?

[Lunchbox]

That's just water. Oh, it's hull. The kids were thought that was the funniest thing ever.

[Bazer]

Hey, fun trick, but why'd you just squirt at my kid?

[Lunchbox]

Now, that one's a little weird. They were getting squirted. And, yes, that was a little weird, but they were having the time of their life.

[Bazer]

You got to cater to the kids. Yeah, that.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. So our guy was terrible. We went home, we FaceTimed Granny because it was Granny's birthday. We sang happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Granny Happy birthday to you Another trip around Mars.

[Bazer]

Granny.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So happy birthday to Granny. We celebrated her with a bowl of ice cream. Cookies and cream. And then we were like, all right, guys, it's time to go to bed. Time to go to bed. They're like, we're gonna party. We're gonna party. And about 10 minutes later, I was like, hey, guys. They kept sneaking back out of the room. And I was like. I went in there, and I was like, sorry, sorry. We don't want to get in trouble. We don't get in trouble. Like, no, guys, I want you to party all night, but party in your room. Party in your room. That's it.

[Bazer]

If any older chicks come over, let me know.

[Lunchbox]

They were like, well, you know, he keeps yelling. We're scared we're gonna get in trouble. I was like, no, yell all you want, dude. Party. It is a party tonight. I want you staying up all night. They said, okay, yes, let's party. And they close the door, and I go to bed. I'm in my room getting ready for bed. I mean, maybe 15 minutes later, here comes baby box one and two. Dad, dad, the twins are trying to go to sleep. And I. I thought we agreed we were going to party. And they're.

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[Lunchbox]

They're telling us we got to be quiet because they want to go to sleep. I'm like, well, bud, you got to decide. Sometimes you. You know the party's over. But, dad, we just started partying. We just started the party. I'm like, it's. It's okay man, like you partied hard. Now go to bed. He goes, I said you got to compromise or I got to come down. I got to come in there and I got to shut the whole party down. So you guys got to talk it out. So they ended up playing old maid and then they went to bed. I heard him go to bed like 10 minutes later.

[Bazer]

You always try to pull the all nighter as a kid? Something nearly impossible.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's hard, especially when you're nine to four years old.

[Bazer]

Yeah, they are young to be partying

[Lunchbox]

like that, but they thought they were partying hard and that's what we've been doing. Man, that's been my week so far. We'll take a break, we'll come right back.

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[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and then.

[Bazer]

Man, that's rich rich though midday hibachi. That wasn't midday unplanned hibachi. That's rich rich.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Bazer]

No particular holiday hibachi. That's rich rich.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Bazer]

We did it for Valentine's Day. Hey, Ray, can we go to this hibachi place I used to go to as a kid for Valentine's Day? I guess, sweetie. They had like paper hearts glued to the wall and crap. It was like it's basically hibachi and they put up a couple construction paper hearts.

[Lunchbox]

Well, there were two hibachi grills full. Vandy football players.

[Bazer]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bazer]

Wow, that team's gonna suck this year.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, like if they were the defensive backs, the running backs, the wide receivers, I'm not really sure, but I'm pretty sure there was a coach with them and I think he was buying them all dinner.

[Bazer]

Man, they are gonna be slow out

[Lunchbox]

of the gate or they're gonna be ripped up cause they're eating some hibach.

[Bazer]

I don't want my team eating piles of rice and a bunch of fried food.

[Lunchbox]

It's on the grill.

[Bazer]

Yeah, it's not.

[Lunchbox]

It's not fried.

[Bazer]

There's no way. There's got to be something healthier in today's day and age than hibachi.

[Lunchbox]

There's definitely a lot of butter on it. Yeah.

[Bazer]

Vandy, who do they play first? Tarleton State.

[Lunchbox]

Probably someone like that.

[Bazer]

Yeah, take Texas State over Vandy first game.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I wonder if that quarterback was there.

[Bazer]

Probably was. Jordan Carlton.

[Lunchbox]

Should have looked, but yeah. Man, what's up with you? Anything. Anything you want to talk about?

[Bazer]

Well, I was going to tell you my favorite podcast, the big show. Pat McAfee.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bazer]

You can't take Time off from these podcasts. So this is actually just for me to say. If you guys are a trucker driving across the country, I get it. Sometimes you just get bored with us or annoyed with us. If you're a school teacher. If you are a tug boater, I get it. But you always got to keep listening because I took about eight months off of McAfee.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bazer]

Just one day I said, I'm not going to do it. I actually got into by the beach with Cavalari and Stephen Coletti. It was like from 2022.

[Lunchbox]

What in the world?

[Bazer]

They were reviewing Laguna Beach. It was fascinating to me to hear about how fake it was and how they said everything was staged and they would actually explain how it was all set up and stuff. Interesting. Then it got very boring. But I digress. So McAfee, I haven't listened in eight months. I just went onto their Instagram. One of the guys isn't there anymore.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bazer]

So I today, the second I'm done with what the back show, dude, I gotta do a deep dive. What happened to Boston Connor?

[Lunchbox]

Boston Connor leaves McAfee.

[Bazer]

They show the desks, and it's Darius Butler and you got Hammer D. And then the other dude, and it's. They've scooted it over and just eliminated Boston Connor. What happened in eight months?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Boston Connor has not left the Pat McAfee Show. There you go.

[Bazer]

So they just reorganized desks randomly on a Tuesday.

[Lunchbox]

If you saw a rumor that he left, it may be that he got married.

[Bazer]

Oh, time off.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Maybe he's on his honeymoon.

[Bazer]

So like I said, guys, you do that with us, next thing you're gonna know Boomers on the show. Next thing you're gonna know Justin's a sidekick on the show. There's always changes with the podcast, so never even take a day off. So for that, I was a little bit like, dang, what did I freaking miss out on? Straight up, dude on the show isn't even there anymore. They got the desks all mismatched.

[Lunchbox]

I do find it interesting. What was that one guy that he emailed in? He's like, hey, I'm back. Listen, ones. It's like, what? Where have you been?

[Bazer]

Yeah, you really are not even the kid in marriage. Because in nine months, you can. Somebody could have a kid, but the life just takes so many twists and turns. So that's like almost. I'm not to get deep on you truckers, but when you guys are on the road, you come home, man, your

[Lunchbox]

kids are all grown up.

[Bazer]

And what about Parents that aren't in their kids lives, they come home and they're like, man, you turned into a man. Holy crap. So, guys, don't take any time off from us. It's gonna change. And I felt that firsthand. That was weird.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And you know what I watched this morning? I watched the Tony Romo video.

[Bazer]

Watched it as well.

[Lunchbox]

Dude. Oh, my gosh. Can I just say, I started the

[Bazer]

whole podcast today by saying over to you, Romo, because I assumed that was your lead.

[Lunchbox]

Did you really?

[Bazer]

Yeah. And then I was going to make another joke, but I was like, I can't in this day and age. So I just let it go. But you didn't even pivot or transition into the perfect segue. Romo, over to you. Romo, you big Romo. What?

[Lunchbox]

What? It's kind of hard to hear you. It's. I feel like I'm yelling at you, like, how stupid. I. I can't get over this.

[Bazer]

I still don't know what side you're on. I'm curious.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know how drunk you. He didn't seem that drunk.

[Bazer]

He didn't.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if he did a breathalyzer, but he refused everything. He tried to set his camera. Can I call my lawyer?

[Bazer]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Can I call my lawyer? No. So you're saying I can't call my lawyer? No.

[Bazer]

And hey. Yeah. You passed the gully. What's a gully? The strip's in the middle of the road. Huh.

[Lunchbox]

He's like. She's like, hey, you went over the Google. He's like, the what?

[Bazer]

I'm gonna give you some fields. What are fields? I don't work in your department. Field sobrieties. Oh, you didn't say that. You said fields. Yeah, Said you're gonna field me. What's a field?

[Lunchbox]

And then he gets out and he starts getting ready, and she goes, well, actually, we're on a bridge.

[Bazer]

We gotta get to even ground. We're heading back to the precinct.

[Lunchbox]

I'm like, what in the world?

[Bazer]

Like, Tony, the whole thing is comedy. I'm going to Grandma and Grandpa's. What? And then Romo says, I'm gonna do a couple stretches before we do these fields. And he's out there stretching out the back.

[Lunchbox]

He's doing calisthenics, man.

[Bazer]

Genius, Robo. Hey, if they're gonna make you these awkward tests, get stretched out.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, you would never go into a game cold. You got.

[Bazer]

He's great. I mean. Any injuries? Well, not recently, but, I mean, I was in the NFL.

[Lunchbox]

I Got. I got a bad back, man.

[Bazer]

He's barefoot the whole time.

[Lunchbox]

So interesting.

[Bazer]

He was grounding.

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[Bazer]

Where was his shoes?

[Lunchbox]

Great quote. I would bet he left the golf

[Bazer]

course barefoot in flip flops.

[Lunchbox]

And you just take the flip flops off when you're driving because you don't want it to get stuck under the pedal. I don't know. It was really weird.

[Bazer]

If he was drink, drunk, drink drunk. Get him off the road. Thank you for doing that. He didn't look drunk, though.

[Lunchbox]

He sure didn't look drunk.

[Bazer]

And, man, if he wasn't drunk and he just had a drink, which you're allowed to do in every state in America, that's embarrassing to have that video all over the Internet now of him barefoot with his hair blowing in the wind, bent over, doing stretches.

[Lunchbox]

But the interaction when he's in his car and they're yelling at each other because the traffic, it really is hard to hear because whoosh, whoosh.

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[Lunchbox]

Cars are flying by.

[Bazer]

And then she calls the breathalyzer, like, the pipe. He goes, what? And she goes. And then the other officer goes, it's called a breathalyzer stabilizer option. She's like, I didn't know what that was. Why didn't you just call it the breathalyzer?

[Lunchbox]

He was perplexed, like, there were five words.

[Bazer]

That, to the cop, was a local Wisconsin colloquialism. To Romo, he was like, what is a gully? And she's like, it's the paint in the middle of the road.

[Lunchbox]

He said, you went. He goes, she goes, you went over the colloqual, the goalie. He goes, I did what?

[Bazer]

Apparently, the paint in the middle of the road's called the.

[Lunchbox]

And he goes, what is that? Like, I. I mean. And he goes, you said, I went over the white Galolip.

[Bazer]

And then she goes, there were two shooters in the bag. And he goes, well, were they drank? And she goes, well, there were a couple shooters. And he's like, yeah, but they weren't open. You can have a couple shooters in your bag. You can transport alcohol.

[Lunchbox]

So my question.

[Bazer]

She found shooters in his backpack.

[Lunchbox]

Was he setting up the phone to record this so he had proof that he passed or what?

[Bazer]

I know that. Or he was still talking to his lawyers. Damn lawyer wouldn't answer. He's. He's in the driver's seat. Lawyer won't damn answer. Then he's out in the middle of the intersection. Lawyer still won't damn answer. And he's trying to figure out, hey, do I have to take this test, if I had one beer at the golf course, like, this seems a little ridiculous, right?

[Lunchbox]

Also, even if you've had one beer and you're at a charity tournament, I would assume that you're at a charity tournament. They would provide a driver for you. Maybe I'm crazy.

[Bazer]

Wisconsin. Maybe it's spread out.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe I just like, God, it was

[Bazer]

going to Graham and Graham's place, man.

[Lunchbox]

Now, tell me again, you were leaving Grandma and Grandpa's. No, no, no. I was at the golf course. Oh. That's when she changed. She was like, oh, I'll be right back.

[Bazer]

And then she go. But then he hit her back. Low key flex. He's like, it was a Wisconsin amateur PGA event.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bazer]

Like, just because I was at the golf course doesn't mean I was drinking. I'm an elite golfer.

[Lunchbox]

And what's crazy is earlier that day, I had seen him a video of some little kid at the golf course, and Romo was giving him quarterback lessons, like, how to move his feet when he's dropping back to pass. And then, like, two hours later, it's like, Romo arrested for owi. And I'm like, what? What? He was. He was hammered when he was teaching that kid. Like, what in the world is. It was a fascinating video.

[Bazer]

His hair, the whole time, blowing in the wind. It's all in his eyes. He's so confused. The Wisconsin cop is talking in accents. He doesn't even know what the names of these things are. The. The thing in the middle of the road is truly fascinating. He's like, what? She goes, the paint in the middle of the roads called the what?

[Lunchbox]

And I really had no idea that it was unstable to do those on the bridge.

[Bazer]

Yeah. She said, uneven ground. She needed to get him to a precinct.

[Lunchbox]

I get it. You know, I would have said, it's kind of dangerous to do it up here because traffic is flying by. I get that. Never heard that. That's uneven ground.

[Bazer]

Pulls him over. He goes, I didn't know that you guys have speakers on the top of your cars. I guess she got on. The speaker, was like, get over to your right. Get over to your right. He was like, I had no idea that was you and the PA Speaker. He goes, you were saying, get over to the right. Okay. I mean, he's. I've been pulled over in 40 years, probably.

[Lunchbox]

He was very confused. It was a very entertaining video, but if he was drinking, thank you for doing your job, but, man, it looked hilarious. Where are you coming from? What?

[Bazer]

Then he asked the normal question. He's like, did I? Hey. And every student wants to know, did I pass the test? He goes, did I pass the fields? And she didn't answer him. And he goes, okay.

[Lunchbox]

He's like. He's defeated. He's like, whatever, man. All right, I'll just.

[Bazer]

And then they have you stand on your foot, dude. He was standing on his foot for 45 seconds, and then he fell, and he's like, okay, that was at least 10 seconds. I mean, what do you want me to do? He looks at her like, how many? He goes, I'm gonna integrate this into my workout. That was a hell of a workout right there.

[Lunchbox]

He was like, I did tree pose perfectly. Like, I mean, we don't hold it this long in yoga. I mean, I don't know. And the being in the precinct just look funny that they're in the little garage or whatever.

[Bazer]

And the whole time he's barefoot like a barbarian, and his hair is all over the place. And then she has him in the most unflattering position, I guess, in the back of the cop car. Dude. He's got his legs spread because he's a big dude. Big dude. His head's, like, in his crotch. And she's like, are you. Are you good? And he goes, I'm not comfortable, but yeah. I mean, his legs are just everywhere. Those seats are not meant for big, tall guys. Like, what about a low point right there?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, they would. They would have called. Hey, oh, we're gonna need the paddy wagon. This guy's 6 foot 4. He's not gonna fit in the back of the cruiser. That would have been bad.

[Bazer]

And he's just asked a couple normal questions. Can I call my lawyer? Get out of the car.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna back up. Male refusing to exit the vehicle. It's like he wasn't being combative at all. He wasn't. He was just like.

[Bazer]

He goes. The one time he goes, I've been told not to do the Breathalyzer. And then she asked him again. He goes, I've said it eight times. Like he was being nice. He's like, for the eighth time, I don't want to do the breathalyzer. I mean, I did the fields. I crossed the gondola. I'm going to Graham's and Graham's house.

[Lunchbox]

Can I call Graham and Grandpa? I got to tell him I'll be late. Like, you know what I mean? Poor grandma and grandpa are sitting there going, where's Tony?

[Bazer]

And then he finally had to low key flex. Hey, guys, I got A jet waiting on me. Do you care if I call the jet company? Like, guys, if none of y' all realize yet that I'm NFL star, NFL quarterback. At one point, I'm making like 100 million with CBS. Right now. I'm the guy famous for going, I don't know, Jim. I mean, can I call the private jet company right now? You guys are like, having me walk the donkey.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, Sally. I gotta go. I got. I gotta. I gotta go call a preseason game. Sally, are you sure you want to put me in there with those guys? Sally, I don't belong here.

[Bazer]

You know what's happening this fall, dude. Oh, Jim, we know. With that uneven ground.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that looks like a bridge right there. He must have found some uneven ground. Oh, was he in or out? No, I think he crossed the Gola goal.

[Bazer]

Well, Jim, that a ball came out of his hand like a. He was shooting it. No, not that kind of shooter, Jim.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you guys have a great Wednesday.

[Bazer]

Well, Jim, we've all been there before, you know, I couldn't hear you, Jim. What? That might have been the funniest part. How loud the traffic was. And he couldn't hear crap. She was yelling at him, and he's like, I'm being honest. I can't hear what you're saying.

[Lunchbox]

And she goes, I can't hear you either.

[Bazer]

I mean, the traffic is loud. They're screaming at each other.

[Lunchbox]

You don't realize how loud it is.

[Bazer]

Oh, man. Well, he. He crossed midfield, or as some call it, the Gagundula Gym. We know the name of that paint now. It's the Gagundula. When she hit him with that word, he's like, I'm sorry, what? Oh, that's the name of the paint in the middle is the Gundula.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bazer]

Are you willing to take the ZB Tyboy TB by. What's the zbty? Ty.

[HeroBread Advertiser]

Ty.

[Bazer]

Oh. And the other guy goes, it's the Breathalyzer. Just call it the Breathalyzer. Everybody knows what the Breathalyzer is. Are you okay to take the LENV OT22. What is that? Another cop just looks at him. He's like, it's the Breathalyzer.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, what a phenomenal, phenomenal video.

[Bazer]

I. I may have. I was left and right clicking on. It was every different scenario. When he was first in his car, when he then gets out, when he goes back to the precinct barefoot, when he gets thrown in the car, precinct barefoot. When he's calling the lawyer barefoot. It's. It is A movie.

[Lunchbox]

It is.

[Bazer]

I haven't seen movies at times. That good.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, that's been better than Big Brother. I mean, that is fantastic.

[Bazer]

Did I pass the fields? She doesn't respond. He goes, okay.

[Lunchbox]

Like, he just gives up. It's like talking to my kids.

[Commercial Disclaimer Voice]

Hey.

[T-Mobile Promoter]

Hey.

[Lunchbox]

Did you wash your hands? All right, whatever. I don't care. I don't care if you wash your hands. Whatever, guys.

[Bazer]

She goes, just turn around. He goes, are you gonna cuff me?

[T-Mobile Promoter]

Okay.

[Bazer]

It just turns around, like, what else? He's trying to get answers. Can he have a lawyer? Does he have to do this? Are you gonna cover me? Okay. Oh, man.

[Lunchbox]

Have a great Wednesday.

[Bazer]

She found a bomb in his bag. And he goes. And she goes, there were a couple shooters. And he goes, oh, do you like airplane bottles? Were they open? And she goes, no. And he's like, what are we doing? Did you find a roll of toilet paper in there too? Like, what you find dude wipes? Like, what?

[Lunchbox]

There's nothing wrong with having your bags. They're not open.

[Bazer]

Were either of them drank? He's asking the most normal questions.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Made you kind of like Romo more. Except for if he was drunk, then I don't like it. But yeah. And, hey, congratulations, Travis. Hopefully your son like this episode. Oh, but tell him don't be like Romo. Get an Uber, dude.

[Bazer]

And as an old man, you and me. He said, can I stretch before I do this? Now when I'm playing with the nephew, I'm like, hey, give me five minutes. I got a stretch. So Romo said she wanted to put him through the fields. He's like, bad, bad. You guys care if I stretch? He's on the front of the cruiser doing leg raises.

[Lunchbox]

He's holding on to the. What is that, the grill guard or whatever?

[Bazer]

I don't know, Jim, these players are out there stretching. Yeah, can't knock that. Jim never can be too stretched out.

[Lunchbox]

It's always good to stretch before any activity, including the fields. Oh, that's funny. That's really funny. Oh, man. We gotta go. Man, oh, man.

[Bazer]

Lady freaking hated him.

[Lunchbox]

She was not a fan, but she's

[Bazer]

dealt with so many people that are annoying.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, and I didn't think he was that annoying.

[Bazer]

He was friendly. And then she would just snap at him. Do you care. Do you care if I call my lawyer? Get out of the car.

[T-Mobile Salesperson]

So.

[Bazer]

So, no, I can't call my lawyer. Am I not not allowed to call my lawyer?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. All right, you got to end it, man. You got to end it. Or else we're going to take a break and come back and talk about something else.

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