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Sizz
A woohooer?
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Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar. I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans that combines behavioral science and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives.
Sizz
I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what the world needs. Encouraging, empowering counter programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world feels dark.
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Sizz
Yo. Yeah, you're not on.
Lunchbox
I know I'm not on. There I am. It's glad to be back, man. Or it's good to be back. I don't know. Yeah, there it goes. It's working today. Yeah. You know dude, you in the non music and the not having headphones, it really is throwing this pot off. Like why, why are you not wearing headphones? Why do you not turn the music on? Why do you not do anything?
Sizz
Everybody's one episode away from just losing it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out is there a reason like that you didn't want to do this, that you didn't want the headphones? Is it you don't like hearing the music? It's just interesting.
Sizz
It's too much in the weeds. But there is a. A very pair of headphones that we used to always use. And I loved how it almost puts it straight from your mouth into your ears. These new age headphones, there's a split second delay and it throws me the hell off. It's tough for me to complete sentences. I do run on sentences I am not able to properly articulate. Semicolon Nolins without the headphones, this is how I talk in real life. I can finish sentences. I understand what you're saying. I'm talking, hello, man at the gas station. How are you with the headphones? It's how are you, you, you, you? Hey, my name's Sisson. It throws me the hell off.
Lunchbox
That's weird. Why don't you just get a good pair of headphones with that said, these.
Sizz
Headphones that everybody has. You, Steve, me, Amy does like some iPhone ones. Eddie New. No idea. Morgan Beats, I believe. Bones inner ears. But everybody. These expensive hundred dollar headphones actually blow the headphones from yesteryear that I can't find anywhere. Were the best ones where it's immediacy from the mouth to the ears.
Lunchbox
I am feeling great. I love my headphones. There is no delay, there's no nothing. Like, these are absolutely perfect. And I don't know what I mean. I literally just walked in the store, grabbed them off the shelf. I don't do any research. I just grabbed them, oh, these might be good. And bought them. So I don't even know how much these cost. You could maybe google them. Maybe they don't even make them anymore because they're really old. They've been around for at least 12 years. But yeah, it's just really weird. But let's start the show, man. It's Friday.
Sizz
I'm just waiting for the big show to get mad at me because I'll talk to Bones and I only have one ear on. So I'm waiting for him to be like, hey, dude, the music is too loud. Sorry, dude, I can barely hear it. I only got one headphone.
Lunchbox
Didn't realize you only had one headphone on. I'm glad you don't just go headphoneless there. He would be in. That wouldn't fly.
Sizz
Oh, we did a segment the other day. I wanted to remove him entirely and he would have killed me.
Lunchbox
You would have. You would have died and see. So I'm not. I'm not mad at you this Friday. I'm just gonna smile. I'm just gonna look at you and be like, hey, yay. Good job, man. But yeah, it's cool.
Sizz
We got so much to cover.
Lunchbox
We got so Much to cover. Man, we got so much to cover.
Sizz
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I love short weeks.
Sizz
They're the best.
Lunchbox
They're the best. Like, I mean this being already Friday is amazing. Like it is an amazing feeling when you wake up and it's like, wow, today's Friday already.
Sizz
And you don't appreciate stuff. When you were younger in college, we had three day weeks in Texas State, maybe it was four. There was no class on Friday at Texas State.
Lunchbox
I know there was. You just didn't take them. You took Monday, Wednesday classes and Tuesday Thursday classes.
Sizz
There was a year they outlawed them. No, not one person had Friday classes.
Lunchbox
That's just not accurate.
Sizz
It is.
Lunchbox
No, it's not.
Sizz
You couldn't take one.
Lunchbox
I guarantee you that's not accurate. I guarantee it.
Sizz
All my cats rise up because I.
Lunchbox
Know that everybody had the Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday, Thursday class schedule. I never had that. All my classes. Every one of them. Not every one of them, but there was never a semester where it's like, oh, this class is offered Monday and Wednesday. Only if I was doing a Monday, Wednesday. It was always offered on Friday. So I always had Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I never had that four day week.
Sizz
They changed. I'm telling you. You can ask Billy, South Beach.
Lunchbox
So I understand that your friends took certain courses that were not offered on Friday, but there was no chance that the whole university was closed on Friday. It's just not accurate.
Sizz
Me, my ex, in 2008, look it up somewhere. There's got to be able to fact check it. Me, my ex girlfriend, Billy and South beach would sit in my apartment on Friday, watch the herd. Talk about what we're going to bet for college football. Because nobody had class, classes didn't exist at Texas State on Friday.
Lunchbox
That is four people out of 30,000.
Sizz
In all different majors.
Lunchbox
Dude. There's not possibility that Texas State decided, you know what, we'll just try this for one year. We'll just try this out of nowhere. We've been in existence for 100 years, but in 2008 we're going to decide, you know what, there's not going to be a single class on Friday and see how it goes. And then the very next semester they changed back to classes on Friday. They would not do that.
Sizz
I don't, I graduated then, so I don't know if it continued. I didn't check.
Lunchbox
Right now there's no one at Texas State going to school because it's Friday. That means there's no classes offered today.
Sizz
So I'm saying right now it's probably.
Lunchbox
So out by that little river, right, that runs through downtown.
Sizz
Never got into that one. I wish I would have.
Lunchbox
Oh, you should have.
Sizz
It was too cold. And it was a lot of seaweed in there.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but it wasn't about the seaweed, and it wasn't really about the river, Ray. It was about the things that were laying around by the river. Like, that's what it was about, right? Like, it wasn't about you getting in that dang river. Like. Like, as much as you want to say, oh, I wasn't into. Like, who cares? It's sort of like Barton Springs, man. I should have gone to Barton Springs more when I. When I was in my mid-20s.
Sizz
Did they go naked there?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Or top was at least she. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I should have been more into Barton Springs. I went a few times, but, like, after Friday night on 6th Street, I should have got up and on Saturday afternoon, about noon, roommate and I, we should have headed to Barton Springs, but we never did. And I don't know what our problem was. And I realize it now, like, we should have done that. That was the place to be. Yeah, but that's okay. Sort of like you in the river. It was too cold.
Sizz
Yeah. Let's start it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, let's do it.
Sizz
Arnold. Any update on him? We'll try and check in later in the show. I think that sounds good.
Lunchbox
That sounds great, man.
Sizz
All right, let's do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3.
Lunchbox
So losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y' All.
Sizz
It's Sizz. I'm from the North. I cannot hear the audio. I'm going condomless. And I'm an alpha male. I live on the west side, then move to the north side with bays with the country. 2.2 acres, 2.2 kids of Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them in the electrophysiology unit every single day. And she. Over to you, coach.
Lunchbox
Oh, how did I sleep last night? Thanks for asking, Ray. Let me tell you, we've got emotion, emotional city going on in my house right now because Baby Box finished kindergarten a week ago. Now Baby Box 2, today is his big day. Today is pre K graduation. He's gonna walk that stage in his cap and gown. Amazing. It's gonna be, what a wonderful feeling. A big accomplishment. If you're able to graduate pre K, the future is limitless.
Sizz
Does anybody get held back?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Sizz
Wow. That's a rough start of it.
Lunchbox
Now, when I say they get held back, it means that their parents just start them late in kindergarten. Yeah, there's no. The school doesn't hold him back.
Sizz
Got it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And so we've been trying to hype him up, and he's excited, but. Oh, I didn't know they had the spelling bee last night. I did one.
Sizz
And no.
Lunchbox
Last night, he was very emotional, upset about things, crying. And I said, bud, what's wrong? He goes, I'm just. I'm just sad that I'm not gonna see my friends anymore. And I'm like, yeah. Are you Sad about leaving Ms. Sarah? No. No. It's more my friends. It's more my friends. And he's had the best. Same best friend since he was about a year old.
Sizz
His roll dog.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Him and her have been side by side the whole time. Pictures from when they were 1 years old, they'd crawl to each other in the classrooms, and they just. All the way up. They have been best friends. And next year, when they go to elementary school, they won't be at the same school. They are going to separate schools. And he is heartbroken, devastated. And it ends today.
Sizz
Ray, we're going private.
Lunchbox
No, we're not going private.
Sizz
Is it where you guys live? Is that the reason? Yeah, that's why the Dodds moved. I can't put. What I was saying was, in Michigan, it is freedom of choice. You can go to any school you want.
Lunchbox
Really?
Sizz
In Tennessee, it's where it's all determined by geographically where you live.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That's how it is everywhere I've lived. Maybe because in. Where'd you say? Michigan.
Sizz
It's. It's. Maria told me the exact wording. It is freedom of sexuality, freedom of orientation, freedom of choice.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Sizz
And he lives in Boomer. Lives in Gwyn, and goes to a school 30 minutes away.
Lunchbox
Oh, because they're better at sports. Didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. You can transfer. Like, you can try to lottery into certain schools.
Sizz
The portal and pre.
Lunchbox
No, no, dude, they hit the portal in kindergarten.
Sizz
Son, have you ever thought about hitting the portal? I heard a hunter's lane is looking up.
Lunchbox
I have never seen so many parents stressed out about what school they're going to get into.
Sizz
Son, you want to hit the portal.
Lunchbox
To a privy because they. Wherever they live, wherever they live, they don't like that school, so they want to go to 110 minutes away in a different neighborhood.
Sizz
Why do you think the Dodds beelined it out of town?
Lunchbox
So they. You have to lottery in. You can't just, like, apply there. You apply and then you get lottery. I don't know exactly how they determine it, but everybody's like, are you freaking out about work? And I'm like, no, we're just going to school. We're going to, like, we. The one we are zoned for. We will be at that school. Don't worry about it. We're not. We're not doing this lottery crap. We're not trying to stress out. Like, we're getting into Harvard.
Sizz
The spurs get. Or the. The Mavericks get Cooper cup and we get Baby box.
Lunchbox
They drew the lottery ball in pre K, dude. It's for real. Like, 100%. I'm being serious. Like, people were like, oh, my gosh, this Monday. This Monday is when we find out this. This Monday I'm not gonna be able to sleep all weekend. And some of them get it back. And it was like, oh, man, we're number 50 on the wait list. Don't think we're gonna be able to get in. I'm like, wow, Roll the dice. Roll the dice. You don't get your top choice. But anyway, so he's very sad last night. Very emotional. Crying, upset, lashing out, which is not like Baby Box 2. He is the most chill dude. So he goes to bed, everything's great. 2:00am dad, dad, can you go potty with me?
Sizz
Well, you're about to get up for the show though, too.
Lunchbox
Well, at 2am I'm not about to get up. I still got two hours of sleep to go. And I'm like, yeah. And I go in there and he pees and he goes, dad, I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna throw up. No, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is your last day of school. Like, you can't be sick, dude.
Sizz
These kids are throwing up more now than the Vandy Bros on Broadway last night. And I'll hang up and listen.
Lunchbox
So he sits there and I'm like, bud, do you need to go poo poo? Maybe like, you have a tummy ache. I can try to go poo poo.
Sizz
Yeah, that's a reverse throw up.
Lunchbox
And he sits down.
Sizz
That's a backdoor throw up, son.
Lunchbox
And he has a bunch of gas. He goes, poo poo. We are good to go. We are good to go. And I'm like, all right, good. Get him back in bed. Get upstairs, go to sleep.
Sizz
You know what Dad's got to go to.
Lunchbox
No, no, Three o' clock, Three o' clock. I get a.
Sizz
That's about time for the show.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know. I got about an hour left to sleep. And I get a tap on the shoulder. Dad, Dad, I threw up a little bit in my bed. I'm like, what?
Sizz
Leave it for the maid.
Lunchbox
He goes, I threw up a little bit in the bed. I was like, all right, do you need to throw up more? Go in the bathroom. He goes, I don't need to throw up more, but I threw up a little bit in my bed. And I go, look at his bed and he's got a little throw up in there. So I'm like, all right, here, I'll get you a bowl out of the kitchen. And I put him in the guest room and put him in that bed and he goes to sleep. And 3:30, I hear the dinging of the bull and I'm like. And I hear. I run in there and he's thrown up a little bit. And then he comes and goes in our bathroom and he poops again. And now my wife is debating, what do we do?
Sizz
Yeah. And not being sexist, where was she? She sleeps with earplugs, Ray, you misogynist chauvinist pig.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no. Trust me. I mean, I'm the one that has to get up for work. So I am very like, you can't get up. But she sleeps with earplugs. She sleeps with earplugs, an eye mask. She sleeps with all this crap because she thinks it's hard to sleep. What else?
Sizz
The bondage tape.
Lunchbox
No, I take that off before she goes to bed. Ray.
Sizz
Handcuffs too, but that's earlier.
Lunchbox
That's when she's not behaving. So she's having a debate. What does she do today? She's texting me like, do I take him? Do I not take him? Do I take him for the morning and then pick him up before rest time? But I don't want him to miss his last outdoor time. So my thing is, is he sick or. Or is he just nervous?
Sizz
Game time decision.
Lunchbox
And they're having a popsicle party today. And he's like, dad, I don't want to miss my popsicle party. And I'm like, yeah, I don't want you to miss your popsicle party either, but I don't want you to get sick and then tell them, tell you you can't come to graduation tonight. We got graduation tonight, right?
Sizz
If he gets sick, though, on the playground, that's legendary status. Those kids are going to remember that they will.
Lunchbox
They'll be like, remember on Baby Box 2's Last Day when he puked all over the freaking playground? And that could. That could be his signature moment at the school, is when he pukes on his best friend on the way out.
Sizz
You just never know how it's going to shake out. You really got to send him to school. Let the teacher. You know what? My name is Bennett. I ain't in it. My name's y' all. It's up to y' all teachers.
Lunchbox
I really. I kind of agree with you. I want him to experience the one last day. Like. Like yesterday when I went to pick him up and they were having snack time and they were in the classroom and we're leaving. He goes, dad, can we play the Monster game? And the Monster game is where I tell him, oh, I'm hungry and I want a kid sandwich. And I chase him around the playground. And sometimes I do it with his classmates when they're out there and they all go crazy. Monster game.
Sizz
Sure. The parents love that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's a little weird when the other parents show up and I'm chasing them around and I'm not a teacher.
Sizz
Hey, you know what? Who cares?
Lunchbox
I'm in it. Not. What did you say?
Sizz
Cancel culture. You guys cancel yourselves.
Lunchbox
I'm Bennett, not in it.
Sizz
Yup. My name's Paul. It's up to y' all.
Lunchbox
There you go. And so I was like, yeah, bud. So we get, you know, Baby Box three out of his class.
Sizz
My name's Sid. Is that your kid? You know, stuff like that.
Lunchbox
That's good. That's really good. And we just had the playground to ourselves Yesterday. It was us, those two and me playing the Monster game. He was showing me Baby Box was showing Baby Box 2 was showing me his little trick of wrapping the swing all the way up. And then they have a little box they built out of little toys. You stand on it, you jump on the swing, and then it unravels. You get dizzy showing me all that. So it's just a moment. Yesterday when we had the playground to ourselves. And then that's what I'm thinking. Like, man, he's got to go to school today so he can experience the last of everything. We got to clean out his cubby. We got to get his blanket, his pillow, everything. I mean, this is huge.
Sizz
It's huge. Ain't gonna remember any of it.
Lunchbox
Probably not.
Sizz
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Probably not gonna remember any of it, but yes. So graduation tonight. What if he vomits on the stage?
Sizz
Man, they're Starting him young with these grad parties.
Lunchbox
No, no, they, they only graduate pre K. We don't do graduation for kindergarten. Like a lot of schools, there is no kindergarten graduation. So baby box did not have a graduation. He just walked out of school and that was the end of kindergarten.
Sizz
And, and here's the thing. When you get those kids up on the podium, I believe it's the bleachers, the stands maybe is what we called it. Let's just call it stands. When you get them on there. And I'm sure for graduation you have that. It's the first time you learn if you got any pukers in the grade because that's when I learned that was his name. Paul. Paul and Paul.
Lunchbox
It ain't y' all Paul.
Sizz
Paul. Yeah. That's when we learned that Paul was a puker.
Lunchbox
Oh, he.
Sizz
Everybody's normal in class. But when you get up on those podium, on those stretch out bleachers and you're standing in front of people, that's when you realize people get nervous and queasy. So put up or show up.
Lunchbox
Well, this one is more of a outdoor stage and they stand on one side, they call their name, they walk across stage and they go off. That's it. There's no standing up there. It's at a brewery. It lasts. The whole graduation ceremony lasts about seven minutes total.
Sizz
Well, one of the parents owns a brewery.
Lunchbox
No, genius.
Sizz
Sell some drinks.
Lunchbox
The parents, their kid used to go to this, this preschool and now they're, they're older and they're in school. But we still use the brewery as our graduation spot.
Sizz
All parents are going to get a couple drinks. You're going to make some money. And guess what? Later on kids are going to become alcoholics.
Lunchbox
So yeah, man, that's what we're dealing with. That's how I slept last night. Thanks for asking me. I really appreciate that.
Sizz
Yeah.
Lunchbox
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
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Dr. Maya Shankar
Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar. I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans. I started this show because unexpected change comes for all of us, and there's no set playbook for how to deal with it.
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Lunchbox
Give it to me how I slept. No, give me. I. I don't. I figure you slept great.
Sizz
Slept good. I've been doing this new thing where I don't eat dinner, so I wake up hungry. So you're not mad about.
Lunchbox
Excuse me.
Sizz
Yeah, see, what. When you wake up, are you mad or happy?
Lunchbox
I'm just like, oh, man, I'm already awake.
Sizz
We're going to change that attitude with the Sisson camp at Sison headquarters. We do a new thing where we don't eat dinner. So you wake up famished and hungry and ready to start your day. So, Baser's, what do you want for dinner? I said, you know my new rule. I don't eat dinner an hour later. Hey, seriously though, do you want to go get some fast food or something? I'm starving. No, no. My new thing, Bazer, is I don't eat dinner. And so guess what? She didn't eat either last night. I didn't eat. We woke up starving to death. I had a yogurt, a protein shake, just ready to rock the day. But the sleep, it improves it because you don't got a bunch of food floating around your body all night. So I woke up at midnight. I said, ah, wake up a little bit later. 12:30. Wake up later.
Lunchbox
1.
Sizz
I just slept great. I could have woke up at midnight and felt fine.
Lunchbox
Huh.
Sizz
And then your shift, your three hours later. Little do we know you're going to have the throw up episode.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And then I was really excited because I saw my wife bought some Honey Nut Cheerios a box. And I'm going to tell you what, Honey Nut Cheerios are delicious. Fantastic. You read them?
Sizz
Well, I'm going to join in with you, bro. I haven't had cereal in ten years.
Lunchbox
Oh, well, we don't get it that often for some reason. But she decided she was at the store. I think she took Baby box with her. And he convinced her, hey, let's get some cereal. So Honey Nut Cheerios. And I'm like, yeah. And I sit down, I pour a huge bowl all the way to the rim. All the way to the rim.
Sizz
Rim job, Ray.
Lunchbox
Rim job. Then I pour the milk in.
Sizz
Honey, you get that one.
Lunchbox
Pour the milk in. No, she's still in bed. When I'm eating and I start eating, it's regular Cheerios. Not even Honey Nut.
Sizz
That's almost pour out worthy.
Lunchbox
It's like, what a waste of time.
Sizz
Graham and Grandpa rest in peace. Love their souls. That's what gramps would try to do to us. Brutal. They got to be Honey Nut.
Lunchbox
They had. If they're not Honey Nut, then what are we doing? Like, why are we just doing regular Cheerios?
Sizz
Grandpa, at what point do I start eating non honey Cheerios and Grape Nuts? Good gosh.
Lunchbox
So it was an absolute waste of a breakfast. It was absolutely a disappointing moment when I thought, oh my gosh, I'm about to eat some Honey Nut Cheerios, have some delicious deliciousness in my mouth. And I had just plain old Cheerios. And I was like, well, that was disappointing, Ray.
Sizz
I was looking for some south in my mouth, start the weekend off.
Lunchbox
So yeah, that's how I started out my day. I mean, I started out my night bad, started out my morning bad. But then you tell me you got great news about Justin. So I, I, I'm excited.
Sizz
Thank you. So guys, he's playing beat the Streak. Listen to another episode. If you want to learn about the game quickly, you got to get 57 hitters in a row. You can take a day Off. You can do two at a time. They have to get a hit. You can pick anybody. You pick a pitcher, pick a catcher. Actual pitchers don't hit anymore, but they have to get one hit. Doesn't matter how they get it. Has to be scored a hit. Justin at 15, and he still has the opportunity to use his safety card. And what we Learned is between 10 and 15, you can actually pick two people and you'll still get safety at 15. So the most advantageous place in this entire game is at 15, because you can pick two guys, and if both of them miss or one of them miss, you still stay at 15.
Lunchbox
Oh, even if both miss. Yes.
Sizz
Wow. I did massive research and learned that for Justin.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Sizz
And I'm still waiting for the text.
Lunchbox
To say thank you.
Sizz
Yeah. Because I did. I dig. I deep dived and went to a bunch of different players and saw other guys that picked two and see if they still had their streak saver by picking 2 and missing 2 at 15. But that's. I digress. Justin last night picks a guy for James Wood for the Nationals.
Lunchbox
Is it okay?
Sizz
A lefty? He's pretty good. He's a good, good little kid. And then you got one. One of the Oakland A's guys, well, they got smoked. Yeah.
Lunchbox
So should have picked a Blue Jay.
Sizz
So his James Wood guy went one for three. AI, we've been doing a little work with AI. AI said the smartest player to pick based on whip, walks, hits per innings pitched, era, stadium factors, is James Wood of the Nationals. And he got a hit. So A was correct.
Lunchbox
AI smart.
Sizz
Well, Justin decided to do his little algorithms, and he went with an Oakland A who has the worst offense in baseball. He got three at bats and got pulled from the game. He went over three. So Justin missed. He loses his golden dildo. His golden condom. I texted him this morning. I said, you are now without your golden dildo. You must raw dog all the way to 57. But he's still at 15. But he did not move from the last podcast.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Sizz
Buddy is holding on for dear life. He's top thousand in the world right now.
Lunchbox
That's pretty impressive.
Sizz
And he tells me he's going with Jose Ramirez, I believe. Guardians.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Who do they play?
Sizz
No idea. But like the addict that he is, he texts me, I already know my next hitter, Jose Ramirez. I'm like, dude, take a day off.
Lunchbox
Take 10 minutes. Take 10 minutes to look and decide who you want, man. No need to make the decision right after you get beat.
Sizz
So root along with Justin.
Lunchbox
Jose Ramirez. We need a hit today. Let's see what. Let's see what time the Guardians play today.
Sizz
I haven't heard anything back from him. Oh, here we go. I will be at the pool for the next 48 hours.
Lunchbox
Now. And then. And then Boomer. You did some research on Boomer, which I thought was quite fascinating.
Sizz
Yeah. So Boomer finished his season, guys. He was pitching.
Lunchbox
Oh, they play the Angels today.
Sizz
And so watch along. And if you two want to do it, go to mlb.com it's not a promotion or whatever. Just do it. We have fun doing it.
Lunchbox
No, we don't. It's not fun. It's not fun because it's impossible and it's really freaking hard. Yeah.
Sizz
And remember when I told you guys about the 13 run game? I see on the Facebook pages they're still playing it. And it is so fun. And you guys are welcome because I told you about it.
Lunchbox
Now I am playing that game.
Sizz
It's a great.
Lunchbox
But here's the thing. I had no idea I had the Miami Marlins. So I didn't even look. I gave up. And all I need is 12 and 13 runs.
Sizz
That's pretty impressive because it is shocking that they got a 10 and 11.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. I had no idea the Miami Marlins would keep me in this contest. Once they told me that I drew the Miami Marlins because it was random draw.
Sizz
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I never even looked back. I had no idea. And someone posted, man, I still need this for the win. I'm like, am I still alive? Can you send me the link? And they posted the link and I need 12 and 13 from the Miami Marlins.
Dr. Maya Shankar
So.
Lunchbox
So, I mean, what a day.
Sizz
And if you guys want to follow along with that game at home, it doesn't matter who's running the pool. Literally in Google, just type in 13 run pool and you can choose the date that it started and it'll show you who's in the lead.
Lunchbox
Pretty fun.
Sizz
Have you done that? No, because that's how you can follow along. You're able to change the date as long as you know the exact date that they started.
Lunchbox
I don't know the date they started it. Why would I know that?
Sizz
Well, I don't know, but that's able. That's how it's then able to tell you who's gotten what runs.
Lunchbox
Let me tell you. Let me tell you about my organizational skills and when things start and when things end. I don't pay attention to anything. If I would have had team that I knew scored Runs like, let's say I had the Yankees or, you know, the Phillies or someone like that. I would have been dialed in. But when you give me the Miami Marlins, don't even care.
Sizz
So Boomer is playing high school baseball. He's a junior. He made first team, which is pretty outstanding accomplishment as a junior.
Lunchbox
You mean he made varsity?
Sizz
Yeah, he's been on the varsity team, but he made first team all conference.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Sizz
So that was pretty cool. Conferences or districts, divisions, whatever.
Lunchbox
So we called it districts, but. But I don't know, everybody's different.
Sizz
It makes you go state lines. It makes no sense. A, B, C level, A plus, B plus, I have no idea. But I decided to watch all of his games. They may have this app called game changer. So I'm able to see every pitch he's thrown the entire year. So I thought a very interesting and good metric is first pitch strikes.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's huge. I mean, Greg Maddox was always first pitch strikes. So if you're going to make it in the league, got to have a first pitch, first pitch strike.
Sizz
And in the majors, the best are in the 70 percentile range, the worst in the 60s. But to be in the majors, you really have to have a 60% rate of about 60%. And you can figure it. Just go MLB Savant.
Lunchbox
You have to have a 60% rate of 60%.
Sizz
60% rate of first pitch strikes.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Sizz
So Boomer, May 1st. Westwood, 53%. Kingsford May 8th. They're pitching about once a week. Six, 69%. Gladstone, May 13th, 47%. Rudyard May 17th, 45%. Houghton May 21st, 31%. Oh, Manom May 28th, 86%.
Lunchbox
There we go.
Sizz
And that's it. It's a pretty short season. So overall, 104 batters faced, 54 first pitch strikes, 52%. To get in the majors, you need to get to 60%.
Lunchbox
So we need to up that a little bit. And maybe he was just being careful. Maybe it was their power hitter with runners on. He didn't want to lay one in there on the first pitch. You know, scenarios, create stats. So, I mean, it's a very good season. Did they win? Did they make the playoffs? How did Boomer do?
Sizz
Yeah, it all starts tomorrow. So they're going on to the playoffs tomorrow.
Lunchbox
Oh, so we still got more. Yeah.
Sizz
So that was just their ace?
Lunchbox
Yeah, Boomers, the ace.
Sizz
I would say. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Holy crap.
Sizz
It just must be nice being a lefty.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it must be.
Sizz
I mean, of all that, two things I noticed, dude never Threw more than two or three balls in a row.
Lunchbox
Pretty impressive the fact that you went back.
Sizz
No, I've been doing it all month.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Sizz
But I was a little behind. Caught up this morning.
Lunchbox
Sorry, I thought you did that in one night. No, I was like, dude, you need to get a life.
Sizz
Some of the camera angle because it's just a person putting their phone on the fence.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's it. And sometimes you can't tell.
Sizz
Well, no, no, no, I can tell pretty dang good. Sometimes the camera angle is brutal and it's shaking the whole time. But you know what? I do my due diligence and I get in there and I get the balls and strikes. Other times, it is a pimp angle. And I'm like, this is awesome. I wish I could watch in person. What do I want to do next year? I want to retire. I want to get a gun, and I want to gun every one of his pitches to see how fast he's throwing.
Lunchbox
But next year is senior year.
Sizz
Yeah, that's. It'll be my last shot of doing it if he never makes college.
Lunchbox
But you're going to have to go and watch his senior day. Right?
Sizz
That's why I want to. I want to graduate, retire. So I can go do that for the whole month of May.
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, no. Well, you'd have to do the podcast from remotely.
Sizz
Right?
Lunchbox
Because, I mean, I wouldn't be able to do this by myself. It'd be like, hey, how you doing today? Oh, I'm doing good. How are you? Oh, I'm doing good. How are you? I mean, that would be really weird. We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
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Dr. Maya Shankar
There's some things that really piss me.
Sizz
Off when it comes to paw Patrol.
Lunchbox
It's pretty simple. It sucks. My son watches Paw Patrol. I hate it.
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Lunchbox
Ray. Drama, drama, drama, drama. Let me tell you, man, Wednesday night, co ed soccer. It was playoff time. My team versus another team. If you win, you play a second game that night. And I look at the schedule, and we're up against a team that didn't win a game all year. They scored a total of four goals. Give up. Gave up 52 goals, only scored four. And I was like, oh, my gosh, we're gonna have two games on Wednesday night. So when I'm kissing the boys because it's 8:15, and then it would have been 9:15, and I'm kissing the boys. I'm leaving them like, love you, boys. Love you, boys. Love you, boys. They're like, dad, you're gonna be home real soon, right? I'm like, nah, bud, we're gonna have two games tonight. Two games. And I'd sent out the group text, hey, who's in? Who's out in In. In. Our goalie hadn't responded. So 11am Wednesday morning, I finally texted him individually. I said, hey, are you coming? He goes, I'm in. Good. All right.
Sizz
Are you C U M I N G?
Lunchbox
And then. No, that's not what I put. It's not what I put.
Sizz
Are you coming?
Lunchbox
And then Nicole says, hey, I got an extra girl sub. That way we have, you know, plenty of girls.
Sizz
Whoa. Nicole, the girl at Odie's, our friend. She's a bartender, brunette hair. Got a shelf on her.
Lunchbox
She has a shelf, but she doesn't work at Odie's.
Sizz
Different girl.
Lunchbox
Yeah, different girl. And I'm like, sweet. So I roll up. James is there, and Nicole's there. And then her friend shows up. She's like, oh, here's my friend that I told you. And I was like, all right. Sweet. I was like, what's your name? And she was like, caroline. I'm. Nice to meet you. I'm like, so what position do you play? She goes, oh, I've never played soccer.
Sizz
This is the team we're fielding.
Lunchbox
I'm like, what? She goes, yeah, I just. I. I know Nicole plays. So I just thought it'd be fun to try it.
Sizz
Bro, you can get Bazer to play.
Lunchbox
And I get real quiet, and I kind of act like I'm stretching out. She goes, I think I scared him by telling him I don't play soccer. Said, no, no, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Don't worry about it.
Sizz
Did you say this is playoff time?
Lunchbox
I didn't want to put that pressure on her. I was just, like. I was, like, looking at Nicole, Like, I was trying to give Nicole a look, like, without giving her a look, like, what the hell are you thinking bringing someone that's never played soccer to playoff time? That makes sense.
Sizz
And if they can compete, says something about your league, raise it, or conference or division.
Lunchbox
So then it's just me, James, our goalie, shows up. That's Matt. We need one more, dude. Jordan's supposed to be there. Where's Charlie? Then we get a text from Jordan. Gonna be there right at game time. Running late.
Sizz
All right, Michael.
Lunchbox
All right. Cool, man. That's cool. Charlie. Anybody heard from Charlie?
Sizz
Check the chocolate factory. No, Coach, I'm just trying to get involved with this team. I don't know anybody about. Do you have anybody in this building that plays on your team? No, because I don't know a damn person from Adam. Charlie, I Thought I knew Nicole from odies.
Lunchbox
No. And so we hit Charlie, right? Hey, Charlie, are you, you parking right now or what? He responds, he goes, oh, I guess I didn't tell you guys, but I'm not gonna be able to make it.
Sizz
I've got Corona.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, there we are. Now we're down to no guy subs. If Jordan, when Jordan shows up, we got three guys for the whole night, is a goalie place goalie. Jordan shows up about 15 minutes into the game. And my strategy for this game is because they've only scored four goals all year, Ray. I said, listen, guys, we don't even need to run. We should just put a few in the back of the net and sit back and relax.
Sizz
You better run if you're going to play the Pacers.
Lunchbox
Boy, it couldn't have been more opposite, Ray. They jump out to a 1 nothing lead after scoring four goals all year. They jump out to a 1 nothing.
Sizz
Lead at short net turf. Yeah, bro, I could score a goal in that crap.
Lunchbox
Here's the problem.
Sizz
I would score on South Beach. He was a kicker and we would play in the apartment. I never played soccer. I'd score on his ass.
Lunchbox
It's great. He was a kicker, he wasn't a goalie.
Sizz
No, he played soccer, but he wasn't a goalie. Maybe that's how I was able to score.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So then Jordan shows up and what is Jordan wearing?
Sizz
Banana thong.
Lunchbox
No, Crocs.
Sizz
He's like, blue combs, got all those little giblets on it.
Lunchbox
He says, hey man, does anybody got cleats? I forgot my cleats. How in the world as a grown ass adult do you forget your cleats?
Sizz
Been there.
Lunchbox
You know, you are going to a soccer game as an adult and you forgot your cleats. And so James luckily is like, I got an extra pair. And he goes, where are they? He goes and puts them on. Well, the problem is Jordan wears size 11, James is size 10. So Jordan's feet are crammed up in there hurting and he can't run. He's complaining. Then luckily, out of nowhere, Matt says, hey man, I got an extra pair if you want to go get him out of my car.
Sizz
I'm hung just like you, man.
Lunchbox
So it's one nothing. Them at the half, they're up one nothing. And this team has scored four goals all year. They haven't won a game. We have to win to advance.
Sizz
So say you guys are Liverpool, what team would you compare this to for our Premier League fans? Is this Northwich City?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Sizz
Nottingham Forest.
Lunchbox
Yeah, something like that.
Sizz
Okay, farther down.
Lunchbox
Way down there. All right, so we get one goal. It's tied 1 1. Then it's back and forth. I mean, we are running. We are exhausted.
Sizz
They're not as good as Chelsea.
Lunchbox
No.
Sizz
Or Arsenal.
Lunchbox
Right.
Sizz
Okay. Not in him.
Lunchbox
They're more to like. Okay. We. We are the.
Sizz
You're Liverpool.
Lunchbox
I would say we're the Ravens and they're more like the Browns.
Sizz
Okay.
Lunchbox
Or like the Titans.
Sizz
Who are you on the Ravens? You're Derek Henry. No, I'm more Ray, the kicker.
Lunchbox
Dicker Patrick Queen.
Sizz
Oh, Tucker.
Lunchbox
Oh, Tucker. No, no, no, no. I'm not Tucker, man. I'm not Tucker, man. I don't do the massages. Nope, nope, nope. Tucker's not on my team that I know about. No one on my team is Tucker that I know about. And, dude, this was supposed to be our easy game, and we are dead exhausted sprinting up and down the field trying to get a goal. They come down three on one. Gully blocks it, throws it out to Jordan. Jordan kicks it off their person trying to juke him, but it bounces off their leg. He gets a good bounce. He shoots. He scores.2 to 1. And after the ball goes in the net, the ref tweet, tweet, twee. He scored with two seconds to go to move us on in the playoff. But the problem is we got to play again. And we're playing a team that didn't have to play. They got a first round by, so they're just sitting pretty. They're not tired. We're exhausted. No guy subs.
Sizz
How many game or day break?
Lunchbox
Five minutes.
Sizz
Oh, geez.
Lunchbox
Five minutes. And I mean, the first game was supposed to be our easy game. We weren't going to run. We were going to just chill.
Sizz
That was your game plan?
Lunchbox
Yeah, because they were. They'd only scored four goals all season.
Sizz
Ray, our game plan was to be absolutely as lazy as. Like.
Lunchbox
What?
Sizz
What game plan is that?
Lunchbox
No, no, literally, that was my game plan because I Literally.
Sizz
That's the worst game plan I've ever heard a coach lay out.
Lunchbox
No, it was. It was a great game plan because you think you're going to smoke this team. That is not very good because they've only scored four goals all year. So assume you're going to smack them and you're not going to have to worry about hustling and you're going to have so much energy for the second game. Instead, we're laid out on the side of the road Waiting for the next team going, oh, my God. How are we going to play this game?
Sizz
Hey, brother, you got a couple bucks.
Lunchbox
And we got no guy subs. Remember, we've been playing the whole. I played all 50 minutes, but you.
Sizz
That'S what you wanted back in the day. You didn't play all the time and you complained.
Lunchbox
James played all 50 minutes. And we got another 50 minute soccer game five minutes after that one.
Sizz
That's a lot of running.
Lunchbox
It's a lot of running.
Sizz
I really wish you were into technology and you'd wear a watch so I can know how many miles. I mean, are you rocking 20 miles doing or not 20 miles? I don't know if I'm rocking 20,000 steps.
Lunchbox
Oh, easily 20,000.
Sizz
Sheesh.
Lunchbox
How many steps are in a mile?
Sizz
I don't know. But typically a really high energy day. 20,000. Like when I did it, I was running with the baby. Running with Boomer back when he was 12 and he didn't sit on a couch all day. And I did 20,000 after the whole day of running.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So I'd say I'd had to look, I'd had to. I could wear it.
Sizz
I mean, I'm getting you one for your birthday.
Lunchbox
No, I have one.
Sizz
I'm gonna get you one, dude.
Lunchbox
So we're like, oh, my God, I don't know how we're gonna do this. And we did exactly what we were supposed to do the first game. We spread out, we passed the ball. Passed the ball, didn't try to dribble it, didn't run. We score one goal, up one, nothing. Then me just observing. I noticed their big dude. He's huge. He likes to use his left foot only. So just stay on his left foot. Dare him to use his right foot. Won't do it. Other guy subs in. I see him make one pass. He turns his whole body to pass it with his left foot. Said, thanks, I know you're left footed. Don't have to worry about your right. So just stay on his right left foot and dare him to kick it with his right.
Sizz
I mean, that's. Yeah, that's strategy 101 wouldn't do it.
Lunchbox
We score a second goal, we score a third goal, we score a fourth goal, and then they score 1 4, 1, we win. And we are absolutely second half, let me tell you. Second half. We were doing a lot of kick the ball out of bounds and let it roll a little way so we could catch our breath just to waste some time because we were so freaking tired. Jordan had to go out. He was cramping. He had to go get stretched out on the sideline.
Sizz
So you were a man down.
Lunchbox
Well, a girl came in.
Sizz
Oh.
Lunchbox
And the girl that never played, she would come in and it was like we were playing a band down, you know, because she didn't know what she was doing.
Sizz
Was she decent?
Lunchbox
No, no, Ray. She couldn't kick the ball. She went to kick the ball one time, look at. And no. And she fell flat on her face. Literally, face planted into the ground. And the other team stopped to make sure she was okay. That's how. I mean, they had to stop the play because they were worried she was hurt.
Sizz
That sportsmanship.
Lunchbox
And she would get on the field and she'd be on for like three minutes. I'd look at the other girls on the side and be like, are you guys good? Get blondie off. Get blondie off. I was like, I appreciate her coming, but I'm here to win. Get blondie out. And it was amazing.
Sizz
I appreciate her aloe tank top and shorts athleisure, but she's not good at soccer.
Lunchbox
No, no. And after the game, I said, nicole, what the hell are you thinking? Like, what are you bringing a girl that's never played before? She goes, I don't know. She just. I. She said she wanted to play, Mike. Nicole, you got to do better.
Sizz
I mean, at that point, you guys are just looking for a warm body.
Lunchbox
But, hey, we were. But we're moving on. We're moving on to next week. And the boys will be there as we have marched all the way to the championship match. We are in the ship next Wednesday night at 7:15.
Sizz
Are you really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Sizz
That's CMA Fest. You sure that isn't that softball game?
Lunchbox
No softball games. Monday stadium is Thursday. Wednesday night, 7:15, the boys will be there. They will be face painted. And we are going for the ship.
Sizz
Is the team favorited or you guys.
Lunchbox
The team we're playing, they beat us in the regular season.
Sizz
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So if that makes you.
Sizz
What part of town is that?
Lunchbox
It's on the Easter Eastern seaboard.
Sizz
I swing it. Dude, what time?
Lunchbox
7:15.
Sizz
I'm out. I go to bed at 5.
Lunchbox
Dude, it's right by our old crib.
Sizz
I get that.
Lunchbox
I don't know if the gas station might be closed.
Sizz
I'll go to Rosie Pepper.
Lunchbox
No, no, our gas station, it has to be. No, no, because the. The.
Sizz
I mean, you know, people were shot.
Lunchbox
No, no, The. The. The. The. The apartments across the street, they're empty. Like they're about to be bulldozed because.
Sizz
They'Re doing tall and skinnies.
Lunchbox
I don't know if they're rebuilding, doing something, upgrading them. I don't know what they're doing. I have to look at the plans, but they're absolutely empty.
Sizz
30 seconds to tell you this. Yeah, Baser. We went to the mall in Green Hills. And then when she gets me in the car and she lets me go to a sports bar at the mall, then she knows she can just totally play with me. And we had agreed to the mall and she decided to go to a TJ Maxx painted door. And we ended up in our old neighborhood. Oh, the. It took us to some TJ Maxx on the exact same street we used to live on. And I said, go right. Just, I can't see this neighborhood anymore. Please go straight. No, we're not going on Cahal. No, go right. We're not going that way to T.J. maxx. Thank God. She makes a left, right, left. Gets back on Douglas and out of there. It was terrifying being back in that area. I see the ymca. Margaret Maddock, she goes. Who would work out there? Well, me. Yeah, Me. I did for an entire year. It was the worst gym ever. Hey, there was nobody under 50.
Lunchbox
That brand new gas station that sells pizzas. I stopped there after the game, stopped there, got some drinks because I was so dang thirsty.
Sizz
On the corner.
Lunchbox
On the corner, man.
Sizz
That was built when we were there.
Lunchbox
It got built while we were there. And the homeless are still there. Hey, hey, man. Hey, just if you can bless me on the way out. Bless me, man.
Sizz
And that. That hot. I believe it's a pork missile. Or do they have. They have missiles for sure. And nachos. Or on the corner is still there.
Lunchbox
Yeah. How it is right there on the corner. It's a good location.
Sizz
I can't believe. Of all the businesses that stay in business, that one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, amazing, dude. It was memory lane. Memory lane. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
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Dr. Maya Shankar
There's some things that really piss me.
Lunchbox
Off when it comes to Paw Patrol. It's pretty simple. It sucks. My son watches Paw Patrol. I hate it.
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Lunchbox
Dude, are the NBA finals ever gonna start? Like, I thought the Pacers had already wrapped up the series. I didn't realize they played last night. They got blowed out. I mean, what are we doing that's good.
Sizz
We want game six. We want game seven.
Lunchbox
They're not even fun to. I mean, I guess the first few. But last night is blowed out city.
Sizz
At least I get a Saturday night game.
Lunchbox
I turned it on and it was. They were down by 30. I was like, well, no need to watch that. Cool. It was like the second or third quarter and I did like, kids got to bed. And I was like, all right, let me see what's going on in the game. Well, now what am I going to.
Sizz
Watch with the run and gun three pointer? I thought about it. The reason it's changed the game is teams can now and if they are hot, if they are cooking, as the kids say, you have the potential to blow a team out by 40. And that has happened several times in these NBA playoffs. I mean, the Thunder game wasn't even close.
Lunchbox
That's what I was gonna say. They blew him out by like. They blowed him out. Blowed out by like 40 again.
Sizz
See, I want a game seven in Madison Square, but I just think the Pacers at home on a Saturday night, that place is gonna be in fuego.
Lunchbox
Now. That would be game seven at Madison Square Garden. I would sign up for that.
Sizz
Thank you.
Lunchbox
I would love that.
Sizz
We're sports historians and you don't want a game seven at Madison Square Garden.
Lunchbox
I didn't say I don't want one. I'm just saying is it really gonna get there?
Sizz
You ever been in Madison Square Garden? No, I've been outside of it.
Lunchbox
So have I. Dude.
Sizz
A block away and you can feel the aura.
Lunchbox
I walked right by it.
Sizz
That's a powerful venue. Titan Nissan Stadium, you know, you got the. You kind of almost. You actually feel like a vagrant when you walk past it. But Madison Square, the Garden, that's the home of basketball. That's a powerful venue. Can you imagine walking to a game? Any game, dude. Madison Square, baby. You're not a fan.
Lunchbox
I don't know if I even like it. I mean, it's fine. It's awesome.
Sizz
Maybe if the fans know how to cheer.
Lunchbox
Well, they know how to cheer. I understand that.
Sizz
The guy gets a three pointer, the fans start rising to their feet. Yankee Stadium, Madison Square, they know Rucker park, dude, they know how to root on a game.
Lunchbox
What the hell does Yankee Stadium have to do with Rucker Park?
Sizz
They know when to cheer. Oh, this isn't Colorado Rockies. That's have an avalanche. The Rockies are in the playoffs. This isn't C. Barnum and Bailey circus playoffs. They know when to cheer. They know when to root. They know when to be funny. The. The crowds in New York are barn on the best. And I'll hang up and listen. So don't say we don't want a game seven.
Lunchbox
No, I want a game seven.
Sizz
But they have to get past it.
Lunchbox
I literally thought the series was over. And I saw last night they were playing, I was like, oh, let me Turn it on down 30. Okay, you can turn that off. Thanks for that. That was entertaining.
Sizz
Brunson cooked Halliburton, efficiency wise, had the most efficient game in the history of college and professional basketball. I believe it was even more efficient than Jokic when he got 30, 20, 20 and had like some efficiency. Point total of 50. Halliburton was in the 40s the other game. You knew he was going to fall off and he did in a big way. Yeah, he had a horrible game.
Lunchbox
And then I get the terrible news that college football is looking at a five plus 11 model. Five highest ranked conference champions, plus 11 at large. Here we go. Everybody gets in. This is about to get so boring.
Sizz
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm balls deep right now. In Heisman there is about a litany of players that I've never heard of. The only guys I've heard of is Arch Manning, Garrett Nussmeier and Klub. Nick, because he's supposed to win the Heisman like three years ago.
Lunchbox
Other than that, you know where he went to school, right? Texas Westlake.
Sizz
Outside of those cast of characters, I have no idea who these guys are. Talk about some turnover. You got Drew Alar broke his leg one day and now he's in the race for to win the Heisman. You know, it's quarterback central. You got a guy, you got the. The guy they always talked about being 17. You got a wide receiver for Ohio State. You got a wide receiver for Alabama. Those two guys, the Williams guy, the Williams and Williams. And then you got saying, just saying. He, he's up there, Ohio State, new quarterback. Other than that, I don't know who these kids are. We know it's not going to be a defensive player that wins the Heisman. It's never a wide receiver.
Lunchbox
I mean, last year Illinois would have been in the playoffs. In college football, oh my God. Right now they're 10 and 4. Whoa, that's that screens. Let me watch that. I can't freaking wait.
Sizz
Guys, I have done some very rudimentary metrics and calculation. I say Club Nick Clemson has a pretty easy schedule. They play LSU first game of the year. If there is somebody as kubnick 8.
Lunchbox
Times your money and people. Oh, you don't like March Madness? In college football and college basketball are totally different animals. Five guys on the court is way different than 11 beasts on a football field. Five on five on a basketball court. One guy gets hot and. And you can upset the big dog. It's that easy. Football there is. It's not the same animal like the parody in college football is nothing compared to in college basketball. Basketball is a different animal. We don't need 16 because after 16 we're going to go to 24. Then we're going to go to 32. Do we really need that many college football teams in the playoffs? Do we really think Illinois deserves to be in the playoffs? Iowa State, do we really think they need to be in the playoff? Come on. It is so gross. Nothing is going to matter in the regular season. Nothing. You can have three to four losses and get in the playoff. This is going to be so fun. Yay.
Sizz
And. And guys, I don't know if any of you guys bet anymore. I don't know it. It's whitewashed the entire country frankly. But if you are thinking about it, there is a futures bet that is just ripe for the taking right now.
Lunchbox
Callaway to win most improved at coaches convention five.
Sizz
Justin said unless somebody dies and comes back from the dead, Callaway is a lock at minus 1000 to be comeback coach of the year.
Lunchbox
That's funny.
Sizz
He text me that every day.
Lunchbox
That's really funny.
Sizz
Unless somebody goes it becomes a corpse is revived in the ER room. Calloway is an absolute lock as compact coach of the earth at convention.
Lunchbox
That's really funny. That's really funny.
Sizz
I mean unless somebody is pronounced dead, about to be put in the ground and they come back, they will not win.
Lunchbox
That's really funny. Oh man.
Sizz
Wanted to say this. Caitlin Clark, she's hurt for two weeks guys and her odds keep dropping. She was even money to win MVP. Now it's plus 300. Some places have it plus 500. There's only three girls that can win it. Asia Wilson, Nafisa Collinser and Caitlin Clark. Asia Wilson won it last year. There's rarely a repeat winner and she's not even having as good a year ne Collier. Guys, she's just having a great start. That's it. Caitlin Clark is your MVP and you're going to win four times your money you got and you don't have to do it even right now, save up, wait another couple paychecks because she's not going to be back for another two weeks.
Lunchbox
This is the time to bet. If you're going to bet because when she comes back the odds will go down.
Sizz
That's what I'm saying. So in the next two weeks, save up your money. Don't eat, don't, don't, don't go out and have that drinks with the boys, the wife or the Girls, I'm saying you're going to go have a fancy Italian dinner or are you going to stay at home and have Fazoli? Let's do that. So save your money. Caitlin Clark, mvp I have no idea why the betting sites have pushed it to like five times your money.
Lunchbox
Also got talk about disappointments. Not only was I disappointed with my non honey nut Cheerios this morning, Survivor season 50 cast, they hyped it up like it was going to be a celebration of the 50 season, the 49 seasons of Survivor. And we have like a few from the beginning of Survivor and then we have like 15 players from the last 10 years of Survivor.
Sizz
Who is it? Richard Hatch. Better build a wheelchair ramp on the island.
Lunchbox
He's not on it. But someone Jenna from the first season is on there or something. But it's like they have three people from this past season, season 48, like, that's way too many to have from season 48. I don't understand.
Sizz
The shows are notorious for doing that. Big Brother, that an All Star in 19 and Big Brother 6, Big Brother 7, Big Brother 8. Big Brother 7 was All Stars. They had five Big Brother Sixers on. They just bring the people on from the previous year because they're already in that rotation of doing it. It's easier for the producers.
Lunchbox
I see what you're saying. And I thought the same thing is that the people that are older, like the earlier seasons, they're older now, so it's harder for them to get away. They may have jobs, kids, they may just be older like physically. And these new people, these are what the people remember. So maybe we wouldn't remember some of those people. But it's like you said, it was going to be a celebration of all time. So bring Boston Rob, Sandra, bring all these huge names from all the years instead of cramming like 15 out of the last eight years down our throat. Three people from last season, it wasn't that good of a season. I mean, it was a good season, but to have three out of the 24 for season 50 out of that one season.
Sizz
Well, and imagine call as a producer. Hey, John. Hey. Yeah. You were on last season of Survivor yet? So you ain't been doing right. Okay, well then, hey, if your schedule is still cleared out from last season, you've been doing some press and speaking appearances where you get like a couple hundred bucks and now it's probably dwindled. You want to do a season again, it's very easy to do that.
Lunchbox
That may be. You may be right. They're bringing back two winners. A bunch of them have made the final tribal council. They have. Season 49 will air in the fall. Two people from that season are coming.
Sizz
Well, and I'm actually going to give you some info here. You're going to find this interesting. Not just the truck drivers.
Lunchbox
What about Tug Butters?
Sizz
Nah, they're tugging along.
Lunchbox
Can I just tell you batters box's favorite segments? What up, everybody? It's batters box. Here is when we talk survivor, he loves it.
Sizz
Batter the box. You're gonna love this insight. I heard from the big brother people. They'll reach out to a ton of people. They get turned down by a ton of people because ain't nobody that is in their kush little job or career gonna be making more money going on can Survivor. So I'll tell you, the stipend ain't that great. The food, they can afford groceries. Tons of them. Turn them down until survivor sweetens it. Hey, we'll give you this much more money until. And then there's. I've heard from the big brother people. They'll say, hey, well, I'll come on if you bring this person so you can do that as well. There's a lot of grimy stuff that goes on behind the scenes, but it's. I know you love your survivor. Maybe it's not that coveted as it was.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's still coveted.
Sizz
But I'm, I'm telling you that you're seeing the people that accepted show the list of the people that said go yourself. I have a six figure job and I'm banging a supermodel. I'm not going to go eat dirt for a month.
Lunchbox
Good point.
Sizz
Yeah. My girls face down right now. What am I going to go live with a bunch of animals for two months?
Lunchbox
Not shower, not brush my teeth? Boston. Boston Rob. Popping, you know, good point. And then, and then this is the first time they've ever announced the cast before. So are these cast members now dming each other? Hey, we need to work together. Hey, we need to get together. We need, we need me and you if we're on the same alliance.
Sizz
Yeah, they all do that. Plans change once you get punched in the face. But big brother, all the seasons usually decide to work together. Season six and big brother, they went in hot to all stars, ended up losing it, but they were all a team for the longest time.
Lunchbox
I just got an Update. Baby Box 2 is thrown up twice this morning.
Sizz
Ah, man. Well, sorry, ma' am.
Lunchbox
His last day, man, it's. It's like back when I. I believe mine was first grade. I missed the last day of first grade because I got chickenpox. First day, last day of first grade. I wasn't at school because I had chickenpox. Rough, man.
Sizz
But there's nothing you can do about it, man. Justin. You want me to text Justin? What's a cure for vomit?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, he's got graduation tonight, dude. We got to get him better. We gotta. We gotta pump him full of liquid.
Sizz
You need to see if they have in town one of those, you know, for the drunks. They have the iv. Yeah, Maybe a kid iv.
Lunchbox
Oh, they could do that.
Sizz
Yeah, they come over with some Skittles and some Sour Patch Kids.
Lunchbox
All right, everybody have a good weekend. I'll let you know if we make it to graduation. Dang, this is sad.
Sizz
Guys, all eyes on Jose Ramirez tonight. Or Justin the Great has fallen and he is now called the Hits Merchant. And he goes, would you please always call me that. That's a badass nickname.
Lunchbox
Okay, Hits Merchant. You're such an idiot. Hey, coachers.
Sizz
The Free Throw Merchant.
Lunchbox
There's a deep cut, but is there any way you have audio from when Ray interviewed Kevin James?
Sizz
No.
Lunchbox
No, sorry. Sorry, Edward.
Sizz
Dude, I tried finding it. I don't know why I never saved it. And they deleted a lot of stuff in our system. We're trying to not get canceled.
Lunchbox
Yeah. All right, man. What a weekend. All right, have a good weekend. Are you gonna stop it?
Sizz
Basically, I was like, hey, this is Kevin James promoting my movie. Hey. And this is me. Hey, man, was I able to ping from Texas to the aquarium all the way over to you in the zoo? Yeah, I guess so. This is Kevin James talking about my movie. What's up?
Lunchbox
What do you want?
Sizz
And I go. And I go, what do you want? He goes, well, you're interviewing me. I go, hey, man, are you still fat like you heard Kung Fu Panders?
Lunchbox
He said, it's kind of confusing. Which one of you is the panda?
Sizz
Then there was a hang up pretty close after that. Hey, man, I was watching your new movie. Love it. But I got confused at one point between you and the panda. Oh, my gosh, you can't do that anymore. That had got me canceled. He hanged up, just pissed on.
Lunchbox
You told him. You told him you confused him for the.
Sizz
At one point, the interview just stopped. And I go, what do you want? And he goes, you're interviewing me.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Sizz
And then he thought he'd already got hit over the head, and I hit him with a Fat joke on the way out. Like, dude, that was just such low hanging fruit. What was I doing?
Lunchbox
You said, what do you want? Like, what? What? Great interview tactic.
Sizz
I didn't realize you have to continue an interview going on. You can't just hit him with what do you want?
Lunchbox
What a great interview tactic. Say what do want? And then compare them to a panther.
Sizz
And then he goes like, is this serious? Or. All right, man. You know what? All right, Q man. And hangs up. Then hits me with one of these.
Lunchbox
He said, is this you being serious?
Sizz
Hey, man, we promoted the heck out of that movie though.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, it's still getting run all these years later. I got tears. I got tears. Oh, man.
Sizz
And then at the very end, I go, quote for quote, I go, at the very end of it. Do you remember what I said? I look over at you because you were in the room and I go, is that bad? I just remembered that in my head. I kind of thought it was good. What was I thinking?
Lunchbox
Hey, hey. We just had Kevin James on and he was on for a total of 28 seconds. Was that bad? Oh, my God. So stupid.
Sizz
Bones was so pissed.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God. I'll never last hour in my life.
Sizz
And I think I got banned from the show for like two months or something. Good times.
Lunchbox
Oh, Kevin James. I guarantee he remembers that interview.
Sizz
Check out that movie, guys.
Lunchbox
Hey, how great would it be if we got him on a gimmick? Hey, man, remember.
Sizz
This little 24 year old was just beating you over the head on an interview.
Lunchbox
There's no way. There's no way that has ever happened to him in all of his life. No one compared him to the panda dude.
Sizz
I was cracking one liners at his expense. He's the movie star.
Lunchbox
Like, wait a minute. I'm supposed to be cracking the one. Oh, man, that's so funny. Oh, my gosh.
Sizz
We got to go.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we got to go. On June 6, I'd like to go hunting the greatest action franchise of the past decade.
Sizz
How do I start doing what you do? Reloads. Looks like you already have.
Lunchbox
From the world of John Wick, ballerina.
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Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar. I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans that combines behavioral science and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives.
Sizz
I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what the world needs. Encouraging, empowering counter programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world feels dark.
Dr. Maya Shankar
Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Lunchbox
And it's gonna take us to heal us. It's Mental Health Awareness Month, and on a recent episode of just heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. I never let that little girl inside of me die. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to just heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast at.
Sizz
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Lunchbox
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Summary of "SORE LOSERS: It's Pre-K Graduation Time" Episode of The Bobby Bones Show
Episode Information:
The episode kicks off with Lunchbox sharing the emotional journey surrounding his son, Baby Box 2's pre-K graduation. This milestone, while celebratory, becomes a source of anxiety when his son falls ill on his last day of school.
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Following the graduation, Lunchbox narrates his son's struggle with illness, fearing he might miss the significant event. The conversation delves into parental concerns about ensuring their child's experience remains positive despite unforeseen challenges.
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Transitioning to their passion for sports, Lunchbox and Sizz discuss Justin's ongoing game, "Beat the Streak." They analyze Justin's strategies and performance, highlighting his current standing and potential moves to advance further in the game.
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The hosts provide an update on Boomer, a high school junior excelling in baseball. They delve into Boomer's performance statistics, emphasizing the importance of first-pitch strikes and discussing his prospects as he prepares for the playoffs.
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Lunchbox and Sizz share their thoughts on the NBA Finals, expressing a desire for more competitive games. They touch upon betting strategies, particularly focusing on player performances and upcoming matches.
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The conversation shifts to their opinions on reality TV shows like Survivor and Big Brother. They critique the casting choices and production decisions, expressing disappointment with the latest season of Survivor's announcements.
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In a humorous interlude, Sizz recounts a failed interview attempt with actor Kevin James. The mishap, involving a mix-up between Kevin and a panda character, led to an abrupt and awkward end to the conversation.
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As the episode concludes, Lunchbox and Sizz reflect on the day's events, from familial responsibilities to their sporting endeavors. They express optimism for upcoming events and reaffirm their commitment to delivering engaging content.
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Final Thoughts: "SORE LOSERS: It's Pre-K Graduation Time" offers a blend of heartfelt family moments and spirited sports discussions. Lunchbox and Sizz navigate personal challenges while maintaining their characteristic humor and enthusiasm for sports and pop culture. This episode serves as both an emotional narrative and an engaging dialogue for listeners interested in parenting, sports, and entertainment.
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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting the key discussions, personal anecdotes, and humorous moments shared by Lunchbox and Sizz. It provides a clear and engaging overview for listeners who haven't tuned into the episode.