The Bobby Bones Show – Sore Losers: Lunchbox Is Ghosted By A Dude
Date: September 13, 2025
Hosts: Ray and Bazer
Episode Overview
This episode blends classic “Sore Losers” banter about gambling in Las Vegas, sports fandom, and everyday life mishaps. The major storyline is Lunchbox’s awkward attempts at making “dad friends” and the social misadventure of being ghosted after trying to connect with another parent. Interwoven with this are spirited discussions about Vegas gambling strategies, tailgating, state fairs, and the highly anticipated announcement of Coaches Convention 5.
Key Topics & Discussions
1. Vegas Anticipation, Gambling & Strategies
[01:40–11:44]
- Ray is gearing up for a solo trip to Las Vegas, excited about the freedom of gambling without his wife’s presence, anticipating plenty of craps and solo time.
- The guys debate the best casino games to play with or without a partner, bashing roulette for “couple play”:
- “Roulette with your chick? You want to lose $200 in about two minutes?” – Bazer [03:39]
- Ray notes low table minimums, theorizing Vegas is desperate for business:
- “They are giving away money and hotel rooms because they need people there.” – Ray [04:46]
- Discussion on strategic play versus random slot hopping. Bazer insists,
- “You got to go in with an idea and a mo.” [02:50]
- Ray reminisces on a lucky roulette run, referencing a 20-year-old betting “map” that turned his luck around at the last minute:
- “She drew this little map... It has been in my wallet for almost 20 years... I played it and I hit two in a row and brought back some freaking money.” – Ray [08:38]
- Bazer underscores the perils and logistics of spouse-casinos:
- “Games you can play with your chick? Roulette? None. You play solo. We’re trying to make money.” [03:26]
2. Lunchbox Attempts to Make a “Dad Friend” (& Gets Ghosted)
[12:07–21:33]
- At his kids’ back-to-school night, Lunchbox’s wife encourages him to exchange numbers with another dad ("Dan"), who seems into sports and offers potential reciprocal event tix.
- Lunchbox eagerly tries to connect, offering soccer tickets and referencing “dad solidarity,” but the other dad never replies to either of Lunchbox’s texts:
- “Never replied. And that was a week and a half ago.” – Ray (Lunchbox) [14:26]
- Bazer suggests Lunchbox probably input the number incorrectly and recommends a “butt dial” or call to confirm:
- “The only way to get over that hurdle is immediately call and be like, hey, I’ll call you and then you’ll have my number... I bet you’re texting someone else.” [16:10]
- The pair riff on the awkwardness of social “purgatory” (“no man’s land”) when waiting for a reply, eventually landing on the perfect word:
- “You’re in purgatory right now. I hope you get out.” – Bazer [21:16]
- Lunchbox struggles with what to do next, contemplates never mentioning it if he sees the guy at school again.
3. Coaches Convention 5 Announcement
[24:03–32:39]
- After some playful misdirection, Ray excitedly announces that tickets for Sore Losers Coaches Convention 5 go on sale Monday:
- “Monday, Coaches convention. Five tickets on sale. On sale Monday.” – Ray [24:45]
- The guys talk up past conventions, the “comeback coach of the year,” and regular attendees like Cappy and “The Weed Brothers.” They acknowledge the need to get tickets up for sale to prove the event is real, even before all the details are finalized.
4. Roulette & Vegas Casino Tips (Triple Zero Controversy)
[28:03–32:15]
- Ray mentions seeing that Wynn Las Vegas is removing the triple zero from roulette wheels, a move applauded by gamblers:
- “They are banning [triple zero] from their casino. Finally.” – Ray [28:23]
- Bazer and Ray reminisce about European vs. American roulette, how larger house edges are hidden from casual players, and the stereotype of oblivious “frat daddies” gambling without realizing the odds.
5. College Gambling, Betting Stories & Football Talk
[32:40–35:48]
- College football betting: memories of secretive “old school” betting before it became widespread.
- “It was unheard of to bet back then. And now... everybody’s doing it.” – Bazer [31:19]
- Ray and Bazer recall youthful betting misadventures and the change of culture as betting became mainstream.
6. Vegas Mishaps & Lessons Learned
[33:15–38:11]
- Both hosts share stories of costly gambling errors—misplacing chips, misunderstood table rules, or being denied winnings because of a technicality.
- “Sorry, sir. That’s an invalid bet. The maximum you can bet on a number is 25.” – Ray [36:58]
7. Life with Kids: State Fair Plans
[44:56–54:42]
- Ray shares about his kids’ excitement to go to the state fair using school tickets–only to discover, predictably, tickets are only valid on school nights:
- “It says ticket is only valid Monday through Thursday. Well, how convenient is that?” [46:49]
- Nostalgia for county fairs, radio remotes, “prize whores,” and the weird subculture of people who chase free giveaways.
- “They drive through Austin traffic to come get this free crap. And you know who they are.” – Ray [50:28]
8. Fan Interactions & Listener Email
[41:57–44:56]
- Readout of a listener email lauding the “guys being dudes” birthday episode and a sweet anecdote about his son yelling “Sore Losers” when the show comes on.
- “My 3-year-old yelled Sore losers. It was a proud dad moment.” – Listener Josh, North Dakota [42:52]
9. Sports Talk: College Football, NFL, and Upcoming Events
[57:54–68:52]
- Rapid-fire sports—Bears’ misery, Packers’ joy, college football lineups, and March Madness expansion.
- Ray and Bazer talk about attending sporting events, escalating ticket prices, and scoring deals on game day.
- The hosts lay down their weekly “locks”:
- Ray: Rams -5.5, Cardinals -6.5, Dolphins -1.5 [65:02]
- Bazer: USF +17.5 vs. Miami [66:54]
- Wild musings about small-conference teams making the College Football Playoff.
10. Miscellaneous: Fair Romance & Lost in Translation
[53:52–54:42]
- Bazer recalls hitting on a Spanish-speaking Carney at the fair and the language barrier struggles:
- “I could only see her at the fair... She was like Carney... It was a Lost in Translation.” [54:21]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Las Vegas longing:
- “She has been waiting for me. She has been calling my name. And in one week I go see her.” – Ray, about Vegas [02:01]
- Bazer, on making casino gambling plans:
- “You got to go in with an idea and a mo.” [02:50]
- Lunchbox, after being ghosted:
- “He’s not giving himself back. He giving nothing back to me. Nothing in return.” [17:31]
- On the awkwardness of “dad purgatory”:
- “You’re in purgatory right now. I hope you get out.” – Bazer [21:16]
- Listener email wins:
- “My 3-year-old yelled Sore Losers. It was a proud dad moment.” [42:52]
- On gambling losses and acting for the crowd:
- “No one cares that you’re throwing it in the trash can. You’re doing it for dramatic effect... People are losing their ass all over.” – Ray [38:46]
- Ray’s weekly picks:
- “Give me the Los Angeles Rams. Matthew Stafford, Puka, Davante. They have star power everywhere. Who do the Titans have? I don’t know.” [65:02]
Timestamps for Key Segments
| Time | Segment | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 01:40 | Vegas trip plans & gambling strategies | | 12:07 | Lunchbox’s “dad friend” ghosting story | | 24:03 | Coaches Convention 5 ticket announcement | | 28:03 | Triple zero roulette & Vegas pro tips | | 32:40 | College sports gambling nostalgia | | 33:15 | Vegas betting errors | | 41:57 | Listener email, “Sore Losers” family moments | | 44:56 | State fair plans; county fair & “prize whores” | | 53:52 | Bazer’s fairground romance, language barrier | | 57:54 | NFL, college sports, game tickets, rapid-fire picks | | 65:02 | Weekly locks: NFL & College football |
Tone & Style
The episode is lighthearted, self-deprecating, and rambunctious—full of in-jokes, storytelling, and riffing between friends. There is no shortage of laughter, tangents, or gentle ribbing, but genuine moments of vulnerability and camaraderie shine through (especially in Lunchbox’s tale of dad-friend rejection).
Summary
“Lunchbox Is Ghosted By A Dude” encapsulates the Sore Losers' unique blend of sports fanaticism, real-life misadventures, and locker-room banter. From prepping for Vegas to the awkward quest for suburban friendship, listeners are treated to stories both hilarious and relatable. Throw in some betting strategy, convention hype, and a peek at parenting fails, and you have a densely packed, highly entertaining listen for longtime fans and newcomers alike.