SORE LOSERS: Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show: SORE LOSERS — Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Date: December 13, 2025
Hosts: Lunchbox & Raymundo (Ray)
Podcast Theme: A comedic blend of sports talk, Internet culture, parenting stories, and candid banter, highlighted by Lunchbox’s call for help picking kid-friendly sports movies and a deep dive into the Michigan football coaching scandal.

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Episode Overview

This episode features Lunchbox and Ray riffing on viral TikTok/Instagram pranks, a wild Michigan football coach scandal, Lunchbox’s parenting challenge (finding good movies for his kids), nostalgic sports moments, and their classic banter on gambling and life. Lunchbox directly asks listeners for recommendations on sports movies suitable for his children, while the guys spotlight how viral internet videos hit older men in Home Depot, reflect on the impact of celebrity athlete deaths, and break down the latest big college coaching meltdown.

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Key Segment Breakdown & Notable Discussions

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1. Viral Video Talk & Home Depot Pranks

[02:16–11:58]

• Ray gushes over Instagram videos by tall prankster Jake Cherry, who approaches older men in Home Depot, pretending to know them. Ray reenacts his favorite bits (“You surprise me like a goldfish up a man's butthole”; [06:30]) and the duo riff on the humor and reactions of unsuspecting men.

  • Quote:
    • Ray: “Sometimes you just kind of see the heart of a guy. Like a guy being vulnerable ... Thank you for telling me I looked good. I haven't heard that in years.” [04:00]
    • Lunchbox: “It really sounds like some sad older gentlemen at Home Depot ... finally someone is saying something nice to me.” [04:52]

• Lunchbox says he doesn’t watch TikTok but enjoys these real, “heart” moments in the prank genre.

• Ray proposes Home Depot as a dating ground for women seeking “super nice, maybe a little lonely” single men, referencing viral TikToks.

• The guys joke about needing secret hat-cams for their own antics (“We’re working on it. These cameras, one of these days, are gonna be live and you’re gonna be able to watch us.” — Lunchbox [10:31]).

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2. Michigan Coach Scandal: Speculation & Mom Drama

[12:14–16:41]

• Discussion pivots to a viral Michigan high school basketball coaching story:
  • A kid is cut from the team for attending a family hunting trip during tryouts. The mom takes it viral on Facebook.
  • Lunchbox believes the coach was clear and doesn’t sympathize with the parent's outrage:
    • “Hey lady, tough tits, your kid was told: come to tryouts or don’t make the team. Who do you think you are…?” [13:09]
• The hosts riff on the power of social media to make local issues explode, recognizing both the spectacle and the potential directness (since they personally know some of the people involved).
• Ray muses about speculation versus reality in sports rumors, highlighting the hall-of-mirrors effect of Facebook and gossip.
  • “That’s the power of Facebook too. You can post, mad stuff can happen … careful with these Instagrams, tic tacs and Facebooks. You just brought it all around. Great job.” — Ray [16:30]

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3. Lunchbox’s Parenting Dilemma: Kid-Friendly Sports Movies

[19:35–34:52]

• Lunchbox’s big question: What are good sports movies for kids?
  • His children fell in love with Rookie of the Year and “walk around the house” quoting it (“Pitcher’s got a big butt!” — Baby Box, [28:10]).
  • He asks for listener suggestions, with Ray chiming in: Air Bud, Angels in the Outfield, Mighty Ducks, Little Giants, The Big Green (which was filmed at Lunchbox’s middle school).
    • “They do Daddy Daycare. They love that one — but I need sportsy kind of movies.” [28:55]
    • “If you could leave your suggestions on the Facebook page or email us… I need these kids movies that they’re going to love.” [31:48]
• Joking detours about movies with dark themes accidentally shown to kids ("Hoosiers" is ruled out for its alcoholic dad subplot).
• Ray broadens into a rant about not feeling pressure to watch all “buzz” docuseries (like Tiger King, The Last Dance) and encourages parents to just stay in their own “lane” of interests.
  • “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that's out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]

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4. How Athlete Deaths Change Lives

[23:01–26:10]

• The hosts get uncharacteristically heartfelt about the late Kobe Bryant:
  • Ray: “My little nephew is obsessed with Kobe... In one day, randomly, he’ll be like, mom, I’m sad ‘cause Kobe died. He never even saw the dude play.” [23:11]
  • Lunchbox shares how Kobe’s death motivated his own (Toolbox) dad to retire from dangerous construction work:
    “He realized life is short ... what the hell am I doing this for? ... He said celeb death never really bothered him but something about the Kobe thing was like, whoa.” [24:08]
• The guys reflect on other impactful athlete deaths (Jose Fernandez) and tie it to life decisions.

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5. Michigan Wildcats Football Scandal: The “Booty over the Buck”

[38:46–47:36]

• The breakdown: Coach Sherrone Moore is fired “for cause” over an alleged affair with a staffer, with details spiraling into a soap-opera-esque saga (alleged threats, knife, panic, viral rumors started by an Uber Eats/Doordash driver).
• Lunchbox’s take:
  • “The booty is more important than the buck … Tiger Woods had everything: too much booty … Urban Meyer … the booty will get you every freaking time.” [43:07]
• The guys mock the idea that a Doordash driver could out the coach by reporting his order to the university.
• Ray jokes about career fallout: “What an idiot, bro. Titans would have taken you, man … now you might be tainted goods…” [47:08]
• Extended riffing on excuses and cover stories, with the pair riffing sexually tinged football puns about “watching tape” and “entering the portal.”

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6. Gambling Picks & “Money Makers”

[50:21–54:12]

• Lunchbox delivers his football betting picks for the weekend:
  • Seattle Seahawks (originally -10.5, moved to -13.5)
  • San Francisco 49ers -12.5
  • Houston Texans -9.5
  • Denver Broncos +2.5
    • “Take it to the bank!” [common refrain, eg. 52:42, 53:17]
• Ray jokes about responsible gambling and adds a gamified caution: “Getting crazy’s what leads to addiction ... Take this. Take this pamphlet.” [53:41]
  • They end the segment on self-deprecating notes about gambling hot streaks and responsible betting.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Home Depot Pranks and Loneliness:
  • Ray: “He’s found his demo: 60 to 70 year old men, super nice, maybe a little lonely, and they’re all friendly as crap. So lady truck drivers, if you’re single, go to Home Depot.” [08:17]
• On Judging Realness on TikTok:
  • Lunchbox: “Why do you think that that is real? … I just don’t buy it.” [09:11]
• On Importance of “Booty” in Coaching Scandals:
  • Lunchbox: “The booty is more important than the buck … you can be making $20 million a year, but that booty...” [43:07]
• On Parenting and Media Consumption:
  • Ray: “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that’s out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]
• On Kobe’s Legacy:
  • Lunchbox: “It changed his (my dad’s) life because he realized … life is short. Why am I wasting my time flipping houses? I need to spend time with my grandkids and my wife.” [24:08]

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Additional Segment Timestamps

• [11:58] — Classic "Soar Losers" intro; Lunchbox and Ray introduce themselves and their schtick.
• [19:30] — Transition to Lunchbox seeking advice on movies for kids.
• [26:10] — Extended riff on helicopter safety post-Kobe Bryant’s accident.
• [30:56] — Movie recommendations fly rapid-fire: Sandlot, Little Giants, Mighty Ducks, etc.
• [38:46] — Michigan coaching scandal deep dive.
• [50:21] — Gambling/money maker picks for the weekend.
• [54:04] — Responsible gambling joke sequence and outro.

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Episode Tone & Style

Irreverent, playful, and laced with inside jokes and recurring schtick (“Take it to the bank”; “Speculation is better”; “We are the 1,2,3, soar loser!”).
Lunchbox is blunt and sometimes crude, Ray is more wry and the “voice of reason” but gets just as silly. The vibe is laid-back locker room radio with plenty of tangents.

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Listener Takeaways

• Help Lunchbox Out: Listeners are actively invited to recommend family-friendly sports movies for his kids (hit their Facebook page or email: [e-mail]).
• Parenting Relatability: Even radio hosts struggle to find "safe" media the kids will love — and reminisce about the classics.
• Cautionary Tales: Life lessons from public downfalls (coach, athletes) and personal loss hit home, but always with the “Soar Losers” humor.
• Banter on Realness: They’re skeptical but sometimes sentimental about what’s “real” on social media.
• Comedy in the Mundane: Even Home Depot visits can spark riotous conversation.

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This episode will appeal to you if you love sports banter, viral internet culture, goofy dad talk, and a healthy dose of real-life absurdity.
Great for fans looking for relatable parenting laughs, hot sports takes, and unscripted honesty.

Transcript

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[Ray]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah man. Where's that whistle? There's that annoying noise. There it is. Monday, Monday, Monday.

[Ray]

Can you hear me good?

[Lunchbox]

I hear you. Great thought.

[Ray]

It's Friday.

[Lunchbox]

It is Friday. But you don't know what I'm about to say. I meant Monday, Monday, Monday.

[Ray]

We don't even know the days anymore.

[Lunchbox]

I get what you're saying. That was a little confusing. I should have said coming up. Monday is when the add ons will go on sale for sore losers. Coaches convention five coming up. That's what I meant to say. I should have not started out by saying Monday, Monday like today's Monday. I apologize.

[Ray]

Here we can get away with saying the wrong day. The big show. Upper management would come down on you so hard you'd get spanked boy.

[Lunchbox]

I know, and I apologize for that. I really confused the listeners. They're probably out there going, what? I'm in my tractor on a Monday. I take Mondays off. My boss got one over on me. I apologize.

[Ray]

Do you ever watch TikToks or Instagrams?

[Lunchbox]

Very rare, I would say.

[Ray]

Same with me. There has been one I've been watching. It says Jake Cherry guy, he goes.

[Lunchbox]

Tick tock or Instagram.

[Ray]

I don't have TikTok, so it's the same thing. But he goes on Instagram, he goes into Home Depot and he'll go up to a guy and he'll be like, and he's 6, 7 or something. So he stands out. And the way he records it, you can always see the entire person so tall. And he can do it secretly. And he goes, hey, are you Larry? And it's always older guys. And he just f with them. And they'll be like, no, I'm Mark. And he'll be like, mark from the road. And they'll end up finishing his sentence and then he'll end up acting like he knows who they are.

[Lunchbox]

That's funny.

[Ray]

I was just watching one this morning and the guy thought he was the neighbor kid that played basketball with his kids. And he goes, hey, I mean, the guy was probably 55. This Jake Cherry guy did play college basketball, okay? And now he's quarter of a million followers. Goes in punks people. It's all clean for the most part at Home Depot and stuff. And so he goes up to this guy and he goes, I played basketball with this kids. And the guy goes, Hey, 55 years old, thank you so much for stopping me and saying you remembered me. Like that just means a lot. And like that one, it. Sometimes you just kind of see the heart of a guy. Like a guy being vulnerable. He goes up, this other old guy ends up talking to him like he knew him and then saying that he looked good. And the guy goes, thank you for 65. He goes, thank you for telling me I looked good. I haven't heard that in years. But he's just dicking with these.

[Lunchbox]

So it really sounds like some sad older gentleman at Home Depot. Just like, oh man down on there. Like, oh man, I'm towards the end of my arch rainbow and finally someone is saying something nice to me. That's pretty good.

[Ray]

Well, I'll tell you, he's got his demo figured out. You want one of these?

[Lunchbox]

I do, sure. Let me hear one.

[Ray]

I hope it's going to be a good one.

[Lunchbox]

This one probably Not. How you doing?

[Ray]

Not too bad.

[Lunchbox]

Ch. And who you?

[Ray]

Marty.

[Lunchbox]

Marty from up the creek. The creek? Yeah, from the creek. Yeah, down near Wade. Fishing? No, that's not me. Wasn't you?

[Ray]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Crawled at hunt with your bare hands? No, no, it's not me, man. I've got. I got a twin. Hopefully he's a good guy.

[Ray]

Oh, he's real good looking.

[Lunchbox]

No, not good looking. Just a good guy. No, we're. So where are y' all fishing? Oh, down the creek.

[Ray]

No, it ain't me. Blue River.

[Lunchbox]

No, ain't me.

[Ray]

Dude, I laugh my butt off. That's really the only thing I watch on Instagram.

[Lunchbox]

That was really funny how I like the fact that he's like, no, not me. You know, over there Blue. No, not me. But I got a twin brother. So he starts thinking, probably his twin brother. He's like, oh, that's a good looking dude. Not good looking. I just said, good dude. He even bashes his own brother. I like that.

[Ray]

He doesn't have a twin brother. That's a saying. If somebody says you look like somebody, you're like, must have a twin brother. That's what that guy. But all these old guys, and now.

[Lunchbox]

I sound like an idiot. I really thought the guy had a twin brother. I said in my head, I'm like, what are the odds that guy has a twin brother?

[Ray]

But he always starts out this Jake Cherry. The way his voice is, is hilarious. And he'll always just go up to. To really break the ice. He'll be like, will you surprise me? Like a goldfish up a man's butthole. How are you doing? And the guy's like, I gotta show you one where the guy gets mad.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God. Hold on. Oh, my God. Hold on.

[Ray]

Dude, I'm sorry. It's what I'm thinking about.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen Ray so happy about something in my life.

[Ray]

All right, this one you probably won't even like, but this is maybe my favorite.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, bend me over a bathtub and slip an acorn into my ass. What you been up to?

[Ray]

Who are you, bro? Brett? Brent.

[Lunchbox]

Who? From down the street. What?

[Ray]

Brent.

[Lunchbox]

From where down the street? You're good, bro. You're good.

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[Ray]

Did you see him bow up?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he kind of. He got it in his shoulders like, what the hell's going on?

[Ray]

I love how confused that dude was. He goes, what? Like, imagine if somebody, you had no idea who they were, came up to you and act like they knew you. It happens all the time, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

No. Hey, no. Are you sure? That's funny. From the street. What street? He does his older shoulders like, okay, we're about to. But why would you fight the guy? Like, why are you bowing up because someone comes up to you in Home Depot, bro.

[Ray]

I don't think I've ever had somebody come up to me and start messing with me at a grocery store or a Home Depot. If I'm sitting there getting propane for me and Baer on the grill, I think I might bow up like, is this dude about to rob me? What is happening?

[Lunchbox]

I don't think they're going to rob you in the middle of the Home Depot. Maybe if you're out behind the dumpster, they might be robbing you. But in the aisle three of Home Depot where the screws and the, the, you know, the screwdrivers are, I don't think you're getting robbed.

[Ray]

But, but all that to say the people at Home Depot and HomeGoods are so nice. And he's found his demo. 60 to 70 year old men, super nice, maybe a little lonely and they're all friendly as crap. So lady truck drivers, if you're single, go to Home Depot.

[Lunchbox]

That would be really a good spot to meet people. If you're a chick looking for a.

[Ray]

Dude, that's a TikTok. This lady goes, oh, she goes, girls, this is the place you go if you want to find a man. And this one woman went to Home Depot, looked around the aisles for a hot guy, talked to him and they got married.

[Lunchbox]

No way. There's a whole, there's no dang way.

[Ray]

There's a whole TikTok on it.

[Lunchbox]

OK, see, here's the thing. You just started this out by saying you don't watch any of this. And then everything I bring up, you have a TikTok for it.

[Ray]

Because that one was so popular. I think Baszer showed it to me.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, just listen to me. Why do you think that that is real? How do you not know that they weren't already married? And then he was, she was like, hey, you go to Home Depot, I'm going to come and we'll act like we met at Home Depot. And that was my strategy. I mean, I just don't buy it.

[Ray]

Well, that can be a fake. I don't care. But this dude's real. When he straight up just goes up to these guys.

[Lunchbox]

Cold call. I hate to tell you that looks real because those old people are so shocked. They're so shocked. And the look on their face, that is not acting I get that. I. I'm talking about the Home Depot one. It's like, oh, I'm going to go to Home Depot. Oh, my gosh. I met a dude, we dated, now we're married. This is crazy.

[Ray]

I mean, that can be. I'm not going to argue that. All of that to say I'm not into the Tic Tac or the Instagram, but this dude going into Home Depot talking to older men is funny.

[Lunchbox]

It's really funny.

[Ray]

That's the only one I watch.

[Lunchbox]

What kind of camera does he have?

[Ray]

So I think he has it on the top of his hat. Because some of the people will go, because he's so tall, it's tough for them to actually see that he's filming. That's how he's able to pull it off. And so they'll go, you got something on your hat. And he goes, oh, yeah, it's a hearing aid. And just like, messes with it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Ray]

But yeah, I mean, also that his demo doesn't really know about recording.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. And we should get cameras like that for our heads. So when we can record this pod and people can finally see us, we're.

[Ray]

Gonna be live, dude.

[Lunchbox]

We're working on it. I mean, these cameras, one of these days, are gonna be live and you're gonna be able to watch us.

[Ray]

You are looking live, dude.

[Lunchbox]

You know the craziest thing that's happened this week?

[Ray]

I can imagine.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it was going to be the Michigan coach getting fired, like, for hooking up with a girl or whatever. And. And here's the thing.

[Ray]

We got to start the show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we better start the show. You're right.

[Ray]

We came in firing.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you did. You started going on some rant about Billy Jail.

[Ray]

Because before you idiots came into work, Jake Cherry.

[Lunchbox]

Jake Cherry.

[Ray]

Before y'. All, when it's just me and my lonesome, I laugh out loud to myself at those.

[Lunchbox]

That's funny.

[Ray]

Cuz, guys, I'm jaded. Nothing's funny to me anymore.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of it, I just don't. I'm always like, is that real? 90% of it I feel is so fake.

[Ray]

It can be. So, yeah, that's why. That's why I'm really not into that Tic Tac scene.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, but that was real. That. That looks funny.

[Ray]

But I'm with you. I've never on my own account clicked on a Tic Tac because I don't have it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Ray]

You can get in a hole in those.

[Lunchbox]

I don't even know. I go, I have a Tic Tac. I don't ever post on Tic Tac. I did a couple with Morgan when we used to do our dances, but I haven't posted on Tic Tac in a long time. I wish if I posted on Instagram, it just went to my Tic Tac. But they're two separate companies, so it's never going to work. It doesn't cross pollinate, all that crap, all that jazz. Go ahead.

[Ray]

We're gonna do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3, soar loser.

[Lunchbox]

What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

[Ray]

What up, y'?

[Lunchbox]

All?

[Ray]

It's Citizen Raymundo. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville in Indian Lake with bazer. We got 2.333-333-3333 acres. We do have two kids at Vanderbilt electrophysiology unit. Probably defrosting. And I will die of a heart attack, most likely 72 and a half years old. That's all I got.

[Lunchbox]

Over to you, coacher. I thought Michigan, like, I mean, Michigan is the hotbed for news right now. The Michigan football coach, great. That's a great story, but I want to go back.

[Ray]

What happened?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. We're not going to talk about that right now. We are going to talk about the biggest story coming out of Michigan. It is your boy, Bill Hill. He is in the news again.

[Ray]

For what?

[Lunchbox]

Did you not see this?

[Ray]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Bill Hill, some kid went hunting two days with his family. He kicked him off the basketball team and there are articles written about it.

[Ray]

I think that's a lot. Clickbaity. It was really nothing to it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, here's what happened. Muff posted on the Facebook said, look, the true thing that happened is tryouts were going on. And the kids said, hey, I'm going to go hunting with my family for two days. I'm going to miss two days of tryouts. And according to Muff, Bill Hill said, if you go hunting with your family, you are not going to make the basketball team. Smash cut. Kid went hunting with his family and he didn't make the basketball team. And now his mom is all up in arms writing things on the Internet, hitting news outlets, saying, oh, my gosh, the unfair treatment of my son. Hey, lady tough tits, your kid was told, come to tryouts or don't make the team. Who do you think you are that you can say you know what? I'm going to miss tryouts because I'm going to go hunting as a family. What? No. You had to make a decision in life. You decided those two days of hunting with your family were more important than playing basketball.

[Ray]

And if Boomer had decided Thanksgiving with Unto was more important than basketball, Boomer would have made national news.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Ray]

He would have been that kid if.

[Lunchbox]

He would have done something like that. We could had a story about Boomer. Muff could have gone on the website and started hitting news outlets saying, hey, unfair treatment. Bill Hill sucks.

[Ray]

I will say Bill Hill hasn't been brought into the news outlet media in a while.

[Lunchbox]

And now he's blowing up.

[Ray]

And we talk about him on the podcast. And now it's on Bro Bible probably daily mails going after it. Yahoo. They're all running with the story of a coach that didn't let a kid buck hunt. I don't give a buck.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, how terrible is that? Oh my gosh. You didn't. It's sort of like you don't go to practice, you don't play in the game. It's not that hard.

[Ray]

Yeah. Hope you got it. Hope you got that deer. You're going for the old eight pointer.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I hope, I hope that family bonding time was so much fun and you have to be the laughing stock of your school back in Negroni.

[Ray]

But also you're saying this. We could just ask Boomer, but Boomer doesn't want to answer these questions. They're in a middle of a heated basketball season, fresh off of a loss last night. Oh, no, I don't think they need to. They're talking to the media.

[Lunchbox]

So probably trying to give a closed off locker room. I understand. I'm.

[Ray]

It is funny when you say stuff like they're probably. The whole school is probably talking about. I mean, we could just ask somebody.

[Lunchbox]

We could, but speculation is better because the fact that his mom went and.

[Ray]

Wrote it, but it actually happened to me. Right now we're speculation. We speculate on everything.

[Lunchbox]

That's what we're here to do.

[Ray]

The big show speculates. We speculate. Your dad speculates. Kid. I speculate all the time. We all speculate.

[Lunchbox]

You know what else I do? I percolate.

[Ray]

But the fact you speculated about something that I actually could just ask somebody and they could tell me if that speculation was really happening is kind of crazy. You were like, the school is all going crazy. Well, I could ask Boomer like, hey, is the school going crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. It's never actually happened to me before.

[Lunchbox]

That's really funny. You could actually go to the source, like as you know, where the news story is coming wild because that kid has to be walking down the hall and everybody has to be like, dude, your mom, what the hell, dude, why is your mom trying to get Bill Hill in trouble? You're such a loser. Or are they like, oh, dude, that's so cool. Your mom, that's so cool. You made the news.

[Ray]

That's the power of Facebook too. You can post. Mad stuff can happen with the team. Who knows? Careful with these Instagram, tic tacs and Facebooks. You just brought it all around. Great job.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And we'll take a break. We'll be right back.

[Rob Gronkowski]

This is Rob Gronkowski from Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and jules. For the second season in a row, I partnered with T Mobile's Friday night 5G lights, powering up hometown football on across America. This year, T mobile invested over $4 million in prizes to help schools take their Friday nights to the next level. The votes are in. And now it's time to crown our $1 million grand prize winner. Congratulations to Derrick's high school and Derrick's Arkansas, home of the outlaws and your 20 25T mobile. Friday night 5G lights champion. The Outlaws and their community rallied to help them score a game changing home field upgrade, a Gronk Fitness weight room makeover, an epic 2026 tailgate party and a VIP trip to the SEC championship game. To every school that competed posted and rallied your communities. Thank you and to T Mobile for making it all possible. This season may be over, but the story is isn't. Stay tuned for season three in 2026. Congratulations again to Derek's high school Outlaws.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Odoo Advertiser]

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[Ray]

I hope you got stuff to talk about.

[Lunchbox]

I have.

[Ray]

What happened with Shamo more.

[Lunchbox]

Well, we'll talk about that in a little bit. I have a question for the listeners.

[Ray]

Deep tease, right?

[Lunchbox]

I have a question for you because this summer when we were out at the lake in Austin on a little vacation for the family, we watched a movie, Rookie of the Year. Good one, Henry Roengardner. And I'm gonna tell you what, my kids loved that freaking movie.

[Ray]

It holds up.

[Lunchbox]

It does hold up. The. The Next Generation also loves that movie.

[Ray]

Too bad baseball doesn't hold up.

[Lunchbox]

No, baseball still is very popular. Very popular. I just need other movies that the kids are gonna love like that because yours maybe older. Yeah, I think that's a little older because the drunk dad in the outfield. Okay.

[Ray]

Oh, yeah, Hoosier's about an alcoholic.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's an alcoholic, dad.

[Ray]

He's in the hospital bed.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Ray]

Oh, my bad.

[Lunchbox]

Not. Not sure that one is for the kid demographic.

[Ray]

He's getting clean at a hospital, dude. My bad, bro. He's watching his son play from the hospital because he's in recovery and he can't go to the game in person because he's an alcoholic. My bad, dude. That one might not be great for the kids on a Friday night.

[Lunchbox]

Not sure. The, you know, baby box two. Baby box one. The seven and five year old are really gonna love that.

[Ray]

Dad, do you need to check into a hospital tonight? Oh, my dad can't drink. We'll have to check him into a hospital and he'll have to watch our soccer games on a tv.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, dad, dad. Why is he yelling at his kid like that? Why is he getting thrown out of the basketball game?

[Ray]

Dad, dad, don't do that. Don't drink a beer. You're going to be in a hospital recovering like that guy on Hoosiers.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they have a mark. Hoosiers off, man. I think that's a. I gotta be real. Yeah.

[Ray]

I need to re watch that because I just watched it growing up. I didn't know he was an alcoholic or I kind of thought he was sick.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Ray]

But it was self imposed and he was sweating and he like couldn't stay sit and he looked like an alcoholic.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what I think. Pretty much he was right.

[Ray]

But my parents never explained that to me. I thought he was just ill in the hospital.

[Lunchbox]

So maybe. Yeah, maybe they'll think he's just ill. But I. That's a good idea because basketball season is underway. Baby Box 1 has had like three practices. Had his first game last Saturday. Got smoked 22 to 6.

[Ray]

They play the Thunder.

[Lunchbox]

It looked like. It looked like a team that had been together for a long time.

[Ray]

Ray, the one kid looked like a job, Mitchell's kid, other one, Jalen Williams, the good one.

[Lunchbox]

They kind of. Yeah, they kind of knew what they were doing. One kid on baby Box's team. He definitely does not want to be there. He doesn't. I mean he is.

[Ray]

Is a girl.

[Lunchbox]

No, he. I keep saying he. Oh, he's definitely chasing butterflies. Let's just put it that way. Oh, and there's none in the gym. But he's. He's looking for him everywhere he can go.

[Ray]

That's a creative. Actually probably going to be more valuable later in life.

[Lunchbox]

I, I'm not, I'm not saying he's not.

[Ray]

I'm put him down for an intern.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just saying that if he's on the court, you just pass it to his guy. He's going to be open, I promise.

[Ray]

Sounds like Kobe back in the day.

[Lunchbox]

If you're scouting our team, you know, hey, whoever's guarding him is going to be the one you throw it to because he's going to be. Take him down low because he ain't going to be there.

[Ray]

Rest in peace.

[Lunchbox]

Rest in peace. Kobe. Now, Kobe Bryant played last night. He plays for the Falcons.

[Ray]

Dude, did I ever tell you my little nephew is obsessed with Kobe?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Ray]

And he'll ask my sister. Mom, Kobe died.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Ray]

But he didn't even see him play live.

[Lunchbox]

How does he know?

[Ray]

I don't know. Just highlights. Boomer probably showed him. So he's obsessed with him. In one day, randomly, he'll just be like, mom, I'm sad cuz Kobe died. He never even saw the dude play on espn.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Kobe dying changed my dad's life.

[Ray]

Loves him.

[Lunchbox]

Why? Because my dad had retired, and he was then working with his brother and my cousin Andrew, and they were flipping houses, and my dad fell off a roof. Sheesh. Landed in the yard.

[Ray]

And he laid there, thought of Kobe.

[Lunchbox]

And he was like, what the hell am I doing? He's like, kobe just died. And he goes. He said celeb death never really bothered him.

[Ray]

Kobe's death changed Toolbox's life. You've never said this before.

[Lunchbox]

It changed his life because he realized he was like, man, life is short. What the hell am I doing this for? And he laid there on the ground for a little bit. He could move all his extremities. He got up and he went to his brother, Uncle Ken. He said, hey, this is my last house. I'm out.

[Ray]

Took off his pants.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, didn't take. Why would he take off his pants?

[Ray]

The belt. The construction belt.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, but that wouldn't. He.

[Ray]

He takes off the hammer and the wrench, and his pants drop. I didn't mean it to go like that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, sorry. Sorry, brother.

[Ray]

There's no other way to hand you the construction belt.

[Lunchbox]

I remember he did, hey, when we were younger, he did used to wear those belts.

[Ray]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Lunchbox]

He did wear those belts. That's really funny. The hammer hanging there, the nails in the pocket. You know what I mean? He did wear those.

[Ray]

He took off the hard hat for the final time.

[Lunchbox]

He never wore a hard hat. I will say that. He never wore a hard hat.

[Ray]

Yeah, Phil doesn't work either, man.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he wasn't OSHA certified safety protocol. He definitely didn't follow that 300 days safety.

[Ray]

A potlatch, you heard.

[Lunchbox]

But anyway, back to the rookie of the year, and my kids love it and they watch it all the time.

[Ray]

But your dad retired because Kobe died. Yes, because your dad said I could die at a helicopter.

[Lunchbox]

No, he said, man, life is short, okay? Life is short. Why am I wasting my time flipping houses? Like, I don't need to do that anymore. Like, I need to spend time with my grandkids and my wife, Mamba.

[Ray]

Yeah, dude, that's Mamba mentality. Your dad has it.

[Lunchbox]

He literally said, I never, like, celebrity deaths, like, whatever. You know what I mean? They don't. I don't know them. He goes, but something about the Kobe thing just, like, was like, whoa.

[Ray]

We gotta get your dad a Kobe Bryant shirt for Christmas, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Or we can get him a shirt that says, Kobe saved my life, dad.

[Ray]

Mamba.

[Lunchbox]

Coach.

[Ray]

That's hilarious. I mean it changed all of ours. I mean it strengthened Bazer's opinions on helicopters. She goes. Told you that. That's why we never fly in a helicopter because there's no backup. The spinny thing goes down, you out. And she's told me that for years. That's why we never get on one in Gatlinburg. We never get on one at Panama City beach and we never get on one in Jamaica.

[Lunchbox]

I got a question. Ask her what the backup is. When a plane goes down, there's a.

[Ray]

Backup engine and there's ways to glide it. Helicopter can't glide it. Her brother's a pilot.

[Lunchbox]

Straight down.

[Odoo Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Helicopters are weird. Like the way it works. It just shouldn't work that way.

[Ray]

Correct. Because one of the spinners goes the other way and they're both cattywampus.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't really like them.

[Ray]

Right. The physics of the whole thing. You see the old rudder ended up twisting by 360.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It just seems weird. Like it just. It's just a weird piece of equipment. And I, I don't know, I. I'm not really a fan of helicopters either. So. So. Yeah. But anyway, I want to talk about Henry Rolling Garner because this is where I need the listeners help.

[Ray]

Jose Fernandez. Death changed my life.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Ray]

Said never getting on a boat at night. Never doing coke. Allegedly recipe. And I'm allegedly.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, he was so good.

[Ray]

He was. He was in his prime.

[Lunchbox]

He was like 22.

[Ray]

You're not gonna be able to nail this. When did we find out about it?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Ray]

Do you remember where you were when you found out Jose Fernandez died?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Ray]

We were in iheart Vegas. We were staying at South Point.

[Lunchbox]

No, I wasn't. You were right. I didn't stay in a different city.

[Ray]

Woke up the next day on a Sunday morning. Jose Fernandez died. One of the best pitchers in baseball at the time.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. That's amazing. You remember that?

[Ray]

Kobe Bryant found out. He died. I was laying on my couch hung over. Kobe died. Kobe died.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I'm not sure where I found out.

[Ray]

Over to Henry Rowen.

[Lunchbox]

Gardner, man. Anyway, so my, my 5 year old, they're obsessed with the movie and they walk around the house. Pitchers got a big butt.

[Ray]

Pitcher's got a big butt.

[Lunchbox]

So they do. Daddy's got a big butt. Daddy's got a big butt.

[Ray]

Mommy's got big. Mommy's got big.

[Lunchbox]

And my five year old baby box. Two, at least three Times a week says, dad, come outside, come outside. And he reenacts the scene where he falls on the baseball and oh, my arm. And I'm like, are you Henry Roe? And Garden. He goes, yes, that's who I am, dad. So I need other movies like this that I can show my kids that they're just going to fall in love with.

[Ray]

You got to go with air, bud. There's others. Very.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen that one. I don't.

[Ray]

They're going to be inspired. Your dog will be balling the thing, trying to make hoops.

[Lunchbox]

They do watch Daddy Daycare. They love that one.

[Ray]

Is that sports?

[Lunchbox]

No, but that's what I'm saying. I'm looking sportsy kind of movies that the kids are going to love. I need suggestions. I need them to be able to. Just ones that they want to watch over and over and quote and go out and reenact them. And I mean, my five year old thinks he's Henry Rongard.

[Ray]

Angels. The Outfield. I've said about 100 times. The other one, League of Their Own. They're going to teach about women equality. What about Black Sox? They learn about the gambling scandal.

[Lunchbox]

No, they haven't learned that.

[Ray]

Tell them to watch the dance.

[Lunchbox]

What about. What about Longest Yard? The guy's in prison playing football. Yeah.

[Ray]

Dad, I want to go to prison, dad.

[Lunchbox]

That looks like fun.

[Ray]

Not that much fun, son. You want to stay on this side of it?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, what else you get W. Philadelphia.

[Ray]

What's that?

[Lunchbox]

Or he got game?

[Ray]

That one's good.

[Lunchbox]

No, his dad's in prison.

[Ray]

Where's the one where the girl gets pregnant? Where they play basketball in high school.

[Lunchbox]

Coach Carter.

[Ray]

Coach. No, it wasn't Coach Carter. It was he or hims. Love of the game. Love of the game.

[Lunchbox]

Love of the game.

[Ray]

Yeah, it was. The girl gets pregnant in high school.

[Lunchbox]

What was that girl's name?

[Ray]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Christina Milan. Is she the actress?

[Ray]

Maybe. It was awesome, though.

[Lunchbox]

What was it called?

[Ray]

I'm not movie. Mike.

[Lunchbox]

What was it called?

[Ray]

Love and Basketball.

[Lunchbox]

Love and Basketball. That's. No, that's with Tupac.

[Ray]

Was it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Let me see. Oh, wait, hold on.

[Ray]

I know you're not hitting up AI on this podcast.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm not.

[Ray]

Because we at iHeart are 100% human.

[Lunchbox]

Human. Oh, no. Love and Basketball is Omar Epps. Okay. That one okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Ray]

Have them watch that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ray]

Trying to think. What's another? Baseball. Baseball. Was there another. The Rowan Gardner Kid Angels.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, what was the Minnesota Field of Dreams? Man, Yeah, I don't know if that's age appropriate.

[Ray]

Mighty Ducks.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Ray]

Or show them the miracle. They need to learn about U.S. history before the World Cup.

[Lunchbox]

See, Miracle may be a little too rough.

[Ray]

Right? I think it's made up like the moon landing.

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't know if Miracle is a little too old.

[Ray]

Ah, you don't think one of the craziest endings in the history of the Olympics holds up?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I think there's a lot more cursing in that one.

[Ray]

You might as well kneel on the flag, boy.

[Lunchbox]

I think there's a lot more cuss words in. In Miracle, but I think Mighty Ducks might be a good one.

[Ray]

Yeah, you got the Little Giants.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Little Giants. Oh, my gosh.

[Ray]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Great one.

[Ray]

Sandlot.

[Lunchbox]

They all right. Sandlot. We saw.

[Ray]

They scared of the dog.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. The. The middle one was the one that saw it. I took him, just me and him, to watch it at the park, and he definitely got scared of the dog. So if you could leave your suggestions on the Facebook page or email us. We are the sore losers. Gmail dot com. I need these kids movies that they're going to love. I forgot all about Little Giants. I forgot about those other ones. Angels in the Outfield. Air bud. I don't know. I've never seen it.

[Ray]

But what about the one with Will Smith? He does soccer.

[Lunchbox]

One Pursuit of Happiness. No.

[Ray]

Will Smith and the kid wake up in the bathroom.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Ray]

Dad. How come we have a bed and we don't have to sleep in the bathroom like Will? Oh, because I pursued happiness, son.

[Lunchbox]

Life.

[Ray]

Liberty.

[Lunchbox]

No, that'd be tough.

[Ray]

There's one. It's like green monsters or something. Little greens.

[Lunchbox]

The big green.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, hello. That was filmed at my middle school.

[Ray]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

That was at my school.

[Ray]

You can tell them that some of.

[Lunchbox]

The kids I went to school were in that movie with Will Smith.

[Ray]

Or Feral.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think Will Ferrell was in it.

[Ray]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you're talking about. Oh, that's not the one you're talking about. The one I'm talking about. The Great hambino was the goalie and like, from the sandlot.

[Ray]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

He was in the. The big green.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What is the soccer one you're talking about? Ladybugs?

[Ray]

Maybe. I'm just curious why you haven't watched all these soccer movies with your kids. Why? Have they watched David Beckham's documentary?

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Ray]

I heard it's pretty good.

[Lunchbox]

It's really good.

[Ray]

You saw it?

[Lunchbox]

I watched it. The one on Netflix, right? Yeah, pretty crazy.

[Ray]

And. And here's the thing. Everybody gets so caught up. Guys, let me get on my high horse real quick. Soapbox, if you will. I'm going to just get up. Whoop. Just got up. All right, I'm on it. So everybody always says, you got to watch this. You told me you got to watch the dance, people.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, no, not the dance. The last Dance.

[Ray]

The last dance.

[Lunchbox]

The dance is a song by G. Brooks. I don't care about that music video.

[Ray]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Ray]

So you people always say, hey, man, you gotta watch. What's the one where the guy goes to work in an alternative universe and 13 Reasons why. What's one of those?

[Lunchbox]

An alternative universe?

[Ray]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, 13 reasons. Matrix.

[Ray]

Matrix. 13 reasons why.

[Lunchbox]

I. I don't know what that. I. I don't. That's the one with the high school one.

[Ray]

That one.

[Lunchbox]

People say, alternate universe.

[Ray]

The alternate universe was the one Reverence or whatever.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Ray]

People say, you gotta watch this, guys. Everybody has their own interests. There are so many different shows and movies and stuff. If you like soccer, I can give you 10 shows that your kids would love for soccer. Me, I'm never gonna watch the dance. Actually, I will because I like basketball.

[Lunchbox]

You're never gonna. You're never gonna watch the last Dance? It's been so long that you're not gonna watch it.

[Ray]

But my point is this. Tiger King didn't need to watch it, but my wife made me watch it because it was an in thing. It was a buzzword. You don't have to watch. My point is this. All this crap that everybody tells you. What's your interest? Your kids love soccer, kid movies. Boom. We just gave you 10. There's your lane. My lane is not Tiger King. My lane is not 13 Reasons why.

[Lunchbox]

My lane is Joe Cherry.

[Ray]

Jake Cherry.

[Lunchbox]

Dang it.

[Ray]

Know your lane. You don't gotta watch all this other crap that's out there because there's so much just in what you're interested in.

[Lunchbox]

You're right.

[Ray]

Like, sorry, dude, I'm just into anime. I haven't even moved to that yet. Sorry. I just like movies from Japan where they don't speak English. Sorry. I like movies where people. They kill the Squid games.

[Lunchbox]

That's a good show.

[Ray]

It was fine.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't finished. I'm only. I'm only in the middle of it, but it's real. I really enjoy it.

[Ray]

It was fine. That's one of those I got caught up in the trend. I didn't really need to see that.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I'll be honest, I really going into it, I had no idea what it was and I didn't know. I, I thought it was a reality show and then I turned it on. It wasn't a reality show, but I had no idea what I was getting into. And they played that first game and it was red light, green light, and I went, oh my God. Out loud because I had no idea that was coming.

[Ray]

That's your lane.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And you know it's my lane too. You don't know what's coming right after this show.

[Rob Gronkowski]

More this is Rob Gronkowski from Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and jules. For the second season in a row, I partnered with T Mobile's Friday night 5G lights, powering up hometown football across America. This year, T mobile invested over $4 million in prizes to help schools take their Friday nights to the next level. The votes are in. And now it's time to crown our $1 million grand prize winner. Congratulations to Derrick's High school and Derrick's Arkansas, home of the Outlaws and your 2025 T mobile. Friday night 5G lights champion. The Outlaws and their community rallied to help them score a game changing home field upgrade, a Gronk Fitness weight room makeover, an epic 2026 tailgate party and a VIP trip to to the SEC championship game. To every school that competed, posted and rallied your communities. Thank you and to T Mobile for making it all possible. This season may be over, but the story isn't. Stay tuned for season three in 2026. Congratulations again to Derek's high school Outlaws.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. The holiday season can be exhausting with all the parties and the end of year celebrations, but don't forget to take care of yourself by stocking up on your fav favorite nutritional products now through December 30, shop in store and online and save on items like Cliff Snack Bars, Luna Bars, Boost Nutritional Energy Drinks, Premier Protein Shakes, Z Bar Variety Packs, Open Nature Powder and Body Fortress Protein powder. Offers end December 30th. Restrictions apply. Offers may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.

[Odoo Advertiser]

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[Lunchbox]

Dude, I don't understand. There is no way the. The coach, he gets fired.

[Ray]

You got to break it down for me. I haven't seen any of this.

[Lunchbox]

Shut up. You don't know what happened.

[Ray]

Act like I was just on Survivor and I just got back, okay? Because I got to be real. I saw the ESPN headline, he got fired. Didn't care. Didn't even really remember that. And then I saw that he went crazy. That. Hold on. Then I saw that he got in trouble and I actually kind of lost parts of the story. So I really want you to tell it.

[Lunchbox]

So she, Rome Moore, head coach at Michigan, it just comes across screen fired for cause. What? What does that mean? Turns out his assistant or staff or whatever she is, him and her were hooking up.

[Ray]

Did they come out with this right away or they just said, cause? Cause that's what I thought.

[Lunchbox]

And then a few hours later, it's like, this is what happened.

[Ray]

Got it. So I missed that. This is what happened when I was in bed.

[Lunchbox]

And then a couple hours after that, it's, he's been arrested. Allegedly. He. I guess he got in a fight with his wife after he got fired. He got in a fight with his wife. He went and broke down the door of the chick that he was having the affair with, had grabbed a knife and said, this is all alleged. Gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill me. Held it to his neck, then he threw the knife down and fled. And that's when they arrested him in a church or a church parking lot because his wife was able to track his phone.

[Ray]

Was that just a news story?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ray]

And then what was the thing with.

[Lunchbox]

The Uber Eats that I think is all not real? Here's my thing.

[Ray]

There's a story floating around that the guy ordered Uber Eats, McDonald's that came with a plan B.

[Lunchbox]

Come on. Like, how stupid are we to believe that that's how this all unraveled?

[Ray]

The Uber Eats driver hold on him like. Cause Instacart.

[Lunchbox]

Who's the Uber Eats driver gonna go like, oh, why would he answer the door if anything?

[Ray]

Guys, you gotta watch out for Instacart. Man, hell of a TMZ source.

[Lunchbox]

Just imagine. How would the Uber Eats guy or girl tattle on these people? Honey, hold on.

[Ray]

Kroger deliveries here. You know they got some of those snoopers trying to get a source on us.

[Lunchbox]

Did you? Do you think they emailed the athletic director and they knew it was against school policy for a staffer to be hooking up? Oh, hell no, honey.

[Ray]

Doordash.

[Lunchbox]

Why'd you do that?

[Ray]

They're going to come here and investigate.

[Lunchbox]

Is like tmz like, like, like that door dress dash driver knew Door trash.

[Ray]

Coach, did you actually slip or do you mean that?

[Lunchbox]

What did I say?

[Ray]

They're good drivers. You said door trash.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry.

[Ray]

That good food they bring to us.

[Lunchbox]

Doordash driver. Do we really think they know the policies of the University of Michigan and Sherman. Sherman Moore is not allowed to be over at this woman's house. They have no idea. So to think that this Uber Eats driver or doordash driver saw them was like, oh, my gosh, this is a violation of Michigan policy. I'm going to email the athletic director. Hello, yes, I'm a door dash driver and I saw your head coach and some blonde chick. I delivered them. Plan B. Just thought, you know, have a great day, Mr. Athletic Director. That athletic director would see that email. Delete, delete, delete. It would never get to the athletic director. Some random door dash driver can't contact athletic director.

[Ray]

Well, I hope our doordash driver doesn't tell on me. Last Friday night, ordering chocolate and brownie and putting caramel all over my body in a whipped cream bikini on baser. Guys, come on. Let's be careful with our orders. So TMZ is coming in instacarts.

[Lunchbox]

So I guess apparently they had been investigated over the summer. Cause there was rumors that there was a relationship. They both denied it. Deny, deny, deny, deny. All right, cool. It's over then. What I've heard now is that the other day she went in and said, here are all the receipts. Here's everything. Then he gets fired. He realized he thinks his life is absolutely over and he just loses it.

[Ray]

Yeah, I. I could tell they're losing it. Just driving crazy with a freaking butter Knife, Crap.

[Lunchbox]

Crazy.

[Ray]

But that. That. That would, you know, that's a fallout, losing all that money. Affair.

[Ryan Seacrest]

That.

[Lunchbox]

The job. You. You make it to the pinnacle. You're. You're at one of the premier college football jobs in the world. And the booty's bigger than the dollar. Booty is more. This is what we have found out over the years. The booty is more than the buck. Tiger woods had everything. Too much booty. Urban Meyer. Oh, my God. One of the great. The booty. Bobby Petrino, head coach, Arkansas has it all. You know what's more important? The booty. Sherman Moore. What's more important? The booty. The booty is more important than the buck. You can be making $20 million a year, but that booty was Duko, the Celtics coach.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, he had a NBA champion level team, but you know what? He couldn't resist? The booty. The booty will get you every freaking time.

[Ray]

But the guys think they're that powerful and they get away with it, and they probably do for years. But it always seems like on these affair things, it always catches up to you.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of the times, man. And then everybody. The videos of them, like, standing together on the sideline.

[Ray]

Those are great.

[Lunchbox]

And her salary going from 50,000 to 90,000. It's like, wow, that's a double in.

[Ray]

Your salary for equality.

[Lunchbox]

Doing the same job that you've been doing. I mean, that's a big jump.

[Ray]

And so she must have really performed, your wife. I mean, if I was like, hey, Bazer, Friday night, working long hours. Me and Abby. She's taking phone calls. Long hours with a female. He had to have been in the office long hours after a Northwestern game.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, hey, honey, we're just watching tape. I mean, make it. I mean, making a tape. I mean, watching a tape. Sorry.

[Rob Gronkowski]

I mean.

[Ray]

I'm just watching the eyes. Buckeyes tape. Yeah, she's been a real. Or I'm watching the Wildcats. No, no, I didn't say she's been a Wildcat. We're watching.

[Lunchbox]

Honey, Honey, I'm banging it at her out right now. I mean, I'm. We're banging some things out.

[Ray]

I mean, we're seeing right now the tape from the Indiana Hoosier daddies. Or I. I meant Hoosiers. So my point is this. There had to have been late nights working with somebody from the other sex. You just got to think, you know.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Honey, Honey, I'm entering her portal now. I mean, I'm checking the transfer portal right now. I'm sorry. I Mean, I'm seeing what kids are in the transfer portal. I'm not. Yeah, I don't know what. I said that I'm sorry.

[Ray]

It's not on the wife.

[Lunchbox]

No, the wife. Because a college football coach or an NFL coach, coaches are gone all the time.

[Ray]

But I'm wondering all the time, right. Did the wife ever wonder. So your assistant is a pretty good looking chick. I mean, and also they're standing on the sideline together.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I think she was just in the athletic department. I don't.

[Ray]

I think like if I did a podcast with a woman, I think my wife would be concerned. He was hand in hand. Just such an intimate position. And to be both be attractive. Kind of look like they're around the same age. You gotta ask questions. I mean, the fact that could go on for years is wild. Ladies, ask some questions to your truck drivers about the lizards. I've always found out with the affairs. Sometimes it takes six months. If they're bad, sometimes it takes a year. We had the woman allegedly locally in Nashville. Woman cop banging other cops.

[Lunchbox]

Oh. Oh.

[Ray]

Don't know if any affairs were committed.

[Lunchbox]

But I was putting affairs.

[Ray]

All this stuff, the nefarious things get found out within a year or two, it all gets found out. It all comes to light in the wash and I'll hang up and listen.

[Lunchbox]

The crazy part is this dude thinks it's over. His life's over. If he wouldn't have gone and broken down her door and with a knife, he would have been on a coaching staff next year.

[Ray]

What an idiot, bro. Titans would have taken you, man.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly. You could have been up in the NFL just on a staff and it had been no big deal. Now, now you might be tainted goods where you don't get a job again.

[Ray]

He's in jail. Ray may not get hired behind bars.

[Lunchbox]

Well, he could. He could be the coach of the longest yard.

[Ray]

I was going to say that Jail team. Hell of an offensive line.

[Lunchbox]

We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

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[Lunchbox]

Well Ray, I'm 60 in my last six money makers. I've been telling you guys I'm trying to make you some money. Christmas season is upon us man. We got Army Navy tomorrow. What a game. What a game. That's so fun. Great. I won't be watching. I am going down to Florida. I'm gonna be in Florida this weekend Ray.

[Ray]

Florida Street?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm gonna be in Naples, Florida, man. You didn't know that? Fort Myers. I'm going down there for some concert.

[Ray]

I got a couple minutes.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. So look for me down in Florida. But let me give you some money makers before we go. I told you at the beginning of the week, take the Seattle Seahawks minus ten and a half. I told you that on Monday when I had a voice like this. Now it's all the way up to 13 and a half. I hope you jumped on it early. Old Man Rivers, Grandpa gonna be living leaving in a body bag.

[Ray]

Some of my kids haven't even seen me play.

[Lunchbox]

I know, exactly.

[Ray]

They're real excited for it.

[Lunchbox]

And now my grandkids are gonna see me play.

[Ray]

They get like, watch you play at Thanksgiving. They can watch you play at Christmas, man. You know, with your family, you don't need to be on the NFL gridiron.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And now we got the Tennessee Titans. They're going out to San Francisco, cancel the season.

[Ray]

Are we still playing?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the Niners are coming off a buy. Cam Ward. Oh, yeah. We beat Cleveland. We're so good. Back to back road games now you're feeling so good off a win. You think, oh, yeah. This is a different animal. McCaffrey, Purdy, Kittle, they're not going to be sloppy. They ain't that. They're not. The Browns. Give me the San Francisco 49ers -12 and a half. Take it to the bank. Another one, guys. Another one. Listen, I know this is crazy. The Houston Texans, they just beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Now they get Jacoby Brissette in their place. Jacoby Brissette ain't going to get 20 yards. That defense is going to smother him. If they smothered Patrick Mahomes, what do you think they're going to go to do to Jacoby Brissette, Michael Wilson and whoever else they have on that team? Oh, my God.

[Ray]

They're going to show more them.

[Lunchbox]

They are going to take advantage of them. And it's going to be the Houston Texas. My Texans, minus nine and a half. Take it to the bank. You better get your plan B ready then. I don't even understand why. I understand the packers are good, but are they that good? Are they that good that they're going to Denver and they're favored? You're talking a team that's won 10 in a row at home, one of the best defenses, NFL, and I'm getting points. Give me the Denver Broncos, plus two and a half. Take it to the bank.

[Ray]

Mile High.

[Lunchbox]

Mile high.

[Ray]

Not Gouda. Sean Payton, Packers Not Gouda.

[Lunchbox]

Not Gouda. They're cheddar, they swish. Got holes in that defense.

[Ray]

Pack of string cheese.

[Lunchbox]

What? What? So there you go, man. And I already told you, I mean, if you want to get crazy, I mean, there's a lot of high spreads, though. I mean, now that The Seahawks are 13 and a half, that's a lot.

[Ray]

But also getting crazy to what leads to addiction. I thought we're just making responsible bets.

[Lunchbox]

I am. I just.

[Ray]

Hey, if you guys want to chase all weekend, lose a family mortgage and have to win it back on Mondays, I got one back for you. You ready for it?

[Lunchbox]

Here?

[Ray]

I mean, coach, come on.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, another one I looked at.

[Ray]

Might as well give him the number.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. 1-800-Gamblers Anonymous. We gotta go.

[Ray]

Take this. Take this pamphlet.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, man.

[Ray]

I need you to read it. Justin just finished it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I, Lunchbox, have a gambling problem. I'm here seeking help today.

[Ray]

I will only bet once or twice this weekend and not 10 times. Chasing like B. Marsh in Vegas when he had to hit up Jay Cutler and ask for a check.

[Lunchbox]

It's a great point. All right, everybody, have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday.

[Ray]

That was a good one.

[Lunchbox]

I thought that was good.

[Ray]

That was good.

[Lunchbox]

That was good. What are we going to title it, though?

[Ray]

You got to title it. We said the kids. You got them playing movies. You got us talking about Jerome Moore. Breaking news. Playing games. Football, basketball. Bazer. Your kids scared Big butt. Plan B. Yeah. This is a creative session. You guys are getting to hear it.

[Lunchbox]

Plan B.

[Ray]

What's convention tickets are going on sale still Monday. We are not streaming, but maybe someday soon.

[Lunchbox]

Negroni.

[Ray]

No, don't. Don't do that one. Please don't.

[Lunchbox]

It was a joke, okay? It was a joke. Okay?

[Ray]

Let's contribute to the stuff that people are throwing up for clicks.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Help me with my kids. Lunchbox needs help with his kid. I don't know, man. It's really good. I don't know what to title it.

[Ray]

Tromore. Throwing it all away. Titans Locks.

[Lunchbox]

No, we're not gonna. Titans. No one's going to click on that.

[Ray]

NFL locks.

[Lunchbox]

That's not it. They're money makers.

[Ray]

We talked stories. Your dad, Kobe. Kobe's death. Jose Fernandez. Basketball, football, baseball. Friends. Driving, drinking. Not driving and drinking.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man.

[Ray]

Alcoholics. It. Watching basketball.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Ray]

Hoosiers.

[Lunchbox]

Bad movie. Can you feel the thunder?

[Ray]

Funny. Did we say jokes?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Jack Cherry.

[Ray]

There you go. How funny is it talking to 60 year old men in warehouses?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't think we got it, man. I think I got a good title. Thanks, man. Thanks for your help. Really appreciate that. Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap. You're almost at the finish line.

[Ray]

But first. There, the last one.

[Lunchbox]

Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes.

[Ray]

It's football season and now you can.

[Lunchbox]

Get anything you need for game day delivered with Uber Eats.

[Ray]

Well, almost. Almost anything. You can't get a running back, but baby back ribs.

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[Ray]

Delivery partner of the NFL.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Ray]

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