The Bobby Bones Show: SORE LOSERS — Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Date: December 13, 2025
Hosts: Lunchbox & Raymundo (Ray)
Podcast Theme: A comedic blend of sports talk, Internet culture, parenting stories, and candid banter, highlighted by Lunchbox’s call for help picking kid-friendly sports movies and a deep dive into the Michigan football coaching scandal.

Episode Overview

This episode features Lunchbox and Ray riffing on viral TikTok/Instagram pranks, a wild Michigan football coach scandal, Lunchbox’s parenting challenge (finding good movies for his kids), nostalgic sports moments, and their classic banter on gambling and life. Lunchbox directly asks listeners for recommendations on sports movies suitable for his children, while the guys spotlight how viral internet videos hit older men in Home Depot, reflect on the impact of celebrity athlete deaths, and break down the latest big college coaching meltdown.

Key Segment Breakdown & Notable Discussions

1. Viral Video Talk & Home Depot Pranks

[02:16–11:58]

Ray gushes over Instagram videos by tall prankster Jake Cherry, who approaches older men in Home Depot, pretending to know them. Ray reenacts his favorite bits (“You surprise me like a goldfish up a man's butthole”; [06:30]) and the duo riff on the humor and reactions of unsuspecting men.
- Quote:
  - Ray: “Sometimes you just kind of see the heart of a guy. Like a guy being vulnerable ... Thank you for telling me I looked good. I haven't heard that in years.” [04:00]
  - Lunchbox: “It really sounds like some sad older gentlemen at Home Depot ... finally someone is saying something nice to me.” [04:52]
Lunchbox says he doesn’t watch TikTok but enjoys these real, “heart” moments in the prank genre.
Ray proposes Home Depot as a dating ground for women seeking “super nice, maybe a little lonely” single men, referencing viral TikToks.
The guys joke about needing secret hat-cams for their own antics (“We’re working on it. These cameras, one of these days, are gonna be live and you’re gonna be able to watch us.” — Lunchbox [10:31]).

2. Michigan Coach Scandal: Speculation & Mom Drama

[12:14–16:41]

Discussion pivots to a viral Michigan high school basketball coaching story:
- A kid is cut from the team for attending a family hunting trip during tryouts. The mom takes it viral on Facebook.
- Lunchbox believes the coach was clear and doesn’t sympathize with the parent's outrage:
  - “Hey lady, tough tits, your kid was told: come to tryouts or don’t make the team. Who do you think you are…?” [13:09]
The hosts riff on the power of social media to make local issues explode, recognizing both the spectacle and the potential directness (since they personally know some of the people involved).
Ray muses about speculation versus reality in sports rumors, highlighting the hall-of-mirrors effect of Facebook and gossip.
- “That’s the power of Facebook too. You can post, mad stuff can happen … careful with these Instagrams, tic tacs and Facebooks. You just brought it all around. Great job.” — Ray [16:30]

3. Lunchbox’s Parenting Dilemma: Kid-Friendly Sports Movies

[19:35–34:52]

Lunchbox’s big question: What are good sports movies for kids?
- His children fell in love with Rookie of the Year and “walk around the house” quoting it (“Pitcher’s got a big butt!” — Baby Box, [28:10]).
- He asks for listener suggestions, with Ray chiming in: Air Bud, Angels in the Outfield, Mighty Ducks, Little Giants, The Big Green (which was filmed at Lunchbox’s middle school).
  - “They do Daddy Daycare. They love that one — but I need sportsy kind of movies.” [28:55]
  - “If you could leave your suggestions on the Facebook page or email us… I need these kids movies that they’re going to love.” [31:48]
Joking detours about movies with dark themes accidentally shown to kids ("Hoosiers" is ruled out for its alcoholic dad subplot).
Ray broadens into a rant about not feeling pressure to watch all “buzz” docuseries (like Tiger King, The Last Dance) and encourages parents to just stay in their own “lane” of interests.
- “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that's out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]

4. How Athlete Deaths Change Lives

[23:01–26:10]

The hosts get uncharacteristically heartfelt about the late Kobe Bryant:
- Ray: “My little nephew is obsessed with Kobe... In one day, randomly, he’ll be like, mom, I’m sad ‘cause Kobe died. He never even saw the dude play.” [23:11]
- Lunchbox shares how Kobe’s death motivated his own (Toolbox) dad to retire from dangerous construction work:
  “He realized life is short ... what the hell am I doing this for? ... He said celeb death never really bothered him but something about the Kobe thing was like, whoa.” [24:08]
The guys reflect on other impactful athlete deaths (Jose Fernandez) and tie it to life decisions.

5. Michigan Wildcats Football Scandal: The “Booty over the Buck”

[38:46–47:36]

The breakdown: Coach Sherrone Moore is fired “for cause” over an alleged affair with a staffer, with details spiraling into a soap-opera-esque saga (alleged threats, knife, panic, viral rumors started by an Uber Eats/Doordash driver).
Lunchbox’s take:
- “The booty is more important than the buck … Tiger Woods had everything: too much booty … Urban Meyer … the booty will get you every freaking time.” [43:07]
The guys mock the idea that a Doordash driver could out the coach by reporting his order to the university.
Ray jokes about career fallout: “What an idiot, bro. Titans would have taken you, man … now you might be tainted goods…” [47:08]
Extended riffing on excuses and cover stories, with the pair riffing sexually tinged football puns about “watching tape” and “entering the portal.”

6. Gambling Picks & “Money Makers”

[50:21–54:12]

Lunchbox delivers his football betting picks for the weekend:
- Seattle Seahawks (originally -10.5, moved to -13.5)
- San Francisco 49ers -12.5
- Houston Texans -9.5
- Denver Broncos +2.5
  - “Take it to the bank!” [common refrain, eg. 52:42, 53:17]
Ray jokes about responsible gambling and adds a gamified caution: “Getting crazy’s what leads to addiction ... Take this. Take this pamphlet.” [53:41]
- They end the segment on self-deprecating notes about gambling hot streaks and responsible betting.

Notable Quotes & Moments

On Home Depot Pranks and Loneliness:
- Ray: “He’s found his demo: 60 to 70 year old men, super nice, maybe a little lonely, and they’re all friendly as crap. So lady truck drivers, if you’re single, go to Home Depot.” [08:17]
On Judging Realness on TikTok:
- Lunchbox: “Why do you think that that is real? … I just don’t buy it.” [09:11]
On Importance of “Booty” in Coaching Scandals:
- Lunchbox: “The booty is more important than the buck … you can be making $20 million a year, but that booty...” [43:07]
On Parenting and Media Consumption:
- Ray: “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that’s out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]
On Kobe’s Legacy:
- Lunchbox: “It changed his (my dad’s) life because he realized … life is short. Why am I wasting my time flipping houses? I need to spend time with my grandkids and my wife.” [24:08]

Additional Segment Timestamps

[11:58] — Classic "Soar Losers" intro; Lunchbox and Ray introduce themselves and their schtick.
[19:30] — Transition to Lunchbox seeking advice on movies for kids.
[26:10] — Extended riff on helicopter safety post-Kobe Bryant’s accident.
[30:56] — Movie recommendations fly rapid-fire: Sandlot, Little Giants, Mighty Ducks, etc.
[38:46] — Michigan coaching scandal deep dive.
[50:21] — Gambling/money maker picks for the weekend.
[54:04] — Responsible gambling joke sequence and outro.

Episode Tone & Style

Irreverent, playful, and laced with inside jokes and recurring schtick (“Take it to the bank”; “Speculation is better”; “We are the 1,2,3, soar loser!”).
Lunchbox is blunt and sometimes crude, Ray is more wry and the “voice of reason” but gets just as silly. The vibe is laid-back locker room radio with plenty of tangents.

Listener Takeaways

Help Lunchbox Out: Listeners are actively invited to recommend family-friendly sports movies for his kids (hit their Facebook page or email: wearethesorelosers@gmail.com).
Parenting Relatability: Even radio hosts struggle to find "safe" media the kids will love — and reminisce about the classics.
Cautionary Tales: Life lessons from public downfalls (coach, athletes) and personal loss hit home, but always with the “Soar Losers” humor.
Banter on Realness: They’re skeptical but sometimes sentimental about what’s “real” on social media.
Comedy in the Mundane: Even Home Depot visits can spark riotous conversation.

This episode will appeal to you if you love sports banter, viral internet culture, goofy dad talk, and a healthy dose of real-life absurdity.
Great for fans looking for relatable parenting laughs, hot sports takes, and unscripted honesty.

The Bobby Bones Show: SORE LOSERS — Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Episode Overview

Key Segment Breakdown & Notable Discussions

1. Viral Video Talk & Home Depot Pranks

[02:16–11:58]

Ray gushes over Instagram videos by tall prankster Jake Cherry, who approaches older men in Home Depot, pretending to know them. Ray reenacts his favorite bits (“You surprise me like a goldfish up a man's butthole”; [06:30]) and the duo riff on the humor and reactions of unsuspecting men.
- Quote:
  - Ray: “Sometimes you just kind of see the heart of a guy. Like a guy being vulnerable ... Thank you for telling me I looked good. I haven't heard that in years.” [04:00]
  - Lunchbox: “It really sounds like some sad older gentlemen at Home Depot ... finally someone is saying something nice to me.” [04:52]
Lunchbox says he doesn’t watch TikTok but enjoys these real, “heart” moments in the prank genre.
Ray proposes Home Depot as a dating ground for women seeking “super nice, maybe a little lonely” single men, referencing viral TikToks.
The guys joke about needing secret hat-cams for their own antics (“We’re working on it. These cameras, one of these days, are gonna be live and you’re gonna be able to watch us.” — Lunchbox [10:31]).

2. Michigan Coach Scandal: Speculation & Mom Drama

[12:14–16:41]

Discussion pivots to a viral Michigan high school basketball coaching story:
- A kid is cut from the team for attending a family hunting trip during tryouts. The mom takes it viral on Facebook.
- Lunchbox believes the coach was clear and doesn’t sympathize with the parent's outrage:
  - “Hey lady, tough tits, your kid was told: come to tryouts or don’t make the team. Who do you think you are…?” [13:09]
The hosts riff on the power of social media to make local issues explode, recognizing both the spectacle and the potential directness (since they personally know some of the people involved).
Ray muses about speculation versus reality in sports rumors, highlighting the hall-of-mirrors effect of Facebook and gossip.
- “That’s the power of Facebook too. You can post, mad stuff can happen … careful with these Instagrams, tic tacs and Facebooks. You just brought it all around. Great job.” — Ray [16:30]

3. Lunchbox’s Parenting Dilemma: Kid-Friendly Sports Movies

[19:35–34:52]

Lunchbox’s big question: What are good sports movies for kids?
- His children fell in love with Rookie of the Year and “walk around the house” quoting it (“Pitcher’s got a big butt!” — Baby Box, [28:10]).
- He asks for listener suggestions, with Ray chiming in: Air Bud, Angels in the Outfield, Mighty Ducks, Little Giants, The Big Green (which was filmed at Lunchbox’s middle school).
  - “They do Daddy Daycare. They love that one — but I need sportsy kind of movies.” [28:55]
  - “If you could leave your suggestions on the Facebook page or email us… I need these kids movies that they’re going to love.” [31:48]
Joking detours about movies with dark themes accidentally shown to kids ("Hoosiers" is ruled out for its alcoholic dad subplot).
Ray broadens into a rant about not feeling pressure to watch all “buzz” docuseries (like Tiger King, The Last Dance) and encourages parents to just stay in their own “lane” of interests.
- “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that's out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]

4. How Athlete Deaths Change Lives

[23:01–26:10]

The hosts get uncharacteristically heartfelt about the late Kobe Bryant:
- Ray: “My little nephew is obsessed with Kobe... In one day, randomly, he’ll be like, mom, I’m sad ‘cause Kobe died. He never even saw the dude play.” [23:11]
- Lunchbox shares how Kobe’s death motivated his own (Toolbox) dad to retire from dangerous construction work:
  “He realized life is short ... what the hell am I doing this for? ... He said celeb death never really bothered him but something about the Kobe thing was like, whoa.” [24:08]
The guys reflect on other impactful athlete deaths (Jose Fernandez) and tie it to life decisions.

5. Michigan Wildcats Football Scandal: The “Booty over the Buck”

[38:46–47:36]

The breakdown: Coach Sherrone Moore is fired “for cause” over an alleged affair with a staffer, with details spiraling into a soap-opera-esque saga (alleged threats, knife, panic, viral rumors started by an Uber Eats/Doordash driver).
Lunchbox’s take:
- “The booty is more important than the buck … Tiger Woods had everything: too much booty … Urban Meyer … the booty will get you every freaking time.” [43:07]
The guys mock the idea that a Doordash driver could out the coach by reporting his order to the university.
Ray jokes about career fallout: “What an idiot, bro. Titans would have taken you, man … now you might be tainted goods…” [47:08]
Extended riffing on excuses and cover stories, with the pair riffing sexually tinged football puns about “watching tape” and “entering the portal.”

6. Gambling Picks & “Money Makers”

[50:21–54:12]

Lunchbox delivers his football betting picks for the weekend:
- Seattle Seahawks (originally -10.5, moved to -13.5)
- San Francisco 49ers -12.5
- Houston Texans -9.5
- Denver Broncos +2.5
  - “Take it to the bank!” [common refrain, eg. 52:42, 53:17]
Ray jokes about responsible gambling and adds a gamified caution: “Getting crazy’s what leads to addiction ... Take this. Take this pamphlet.” [53:41]
- They end the segment on self-deprecating notes about gambling hot streaks and responsible betting.

Notable Quotes & Moments

On Home Depot Pranks and Loneliness:
- Ray: “He’s found his demo: 60 to 70 year old men, super nice, maybe a little lonely, and they’re all friendly as crap. So lady truck drivers, if you’re single, go to Home Depot.” [08:17]
On Judging Realness on TikTok:
- Lunchbox: “Why do you think that that is real? … I just don’t buy it.” [09:11]
On Importance of “Booty” in Coaching Scandals:
- Lunchbox: “The booty is more important than the buck … you can be making $20 million a year, but that booty...” [43:07]
On Parenting and Media Consumption:
- Ray: “Know your lane. You don’t gotta watch all this other crap that’s out there, because there’s so much just in what you’re interested in.” [34:57]
On Kobe’s Legacy:
- Lunchbox: “It changed his (my dad’s) life because he realized … life is short. Why am I wasting my time flipping houses? I need to spend time with my grandkids and my wife.” [24:08]

Additional Segment Timestamps

[11:58] — Classic "Soar Losers" intro; Lunchbox and Ray introduce themselves and their schtick.
[19:30] — Transition to Lunchbox seeking advice on movies for kids.
[26:10] — Extended riff on helicopter safety post-Kobe Bryant’s accident.
[30:56] — Movie recommendations fly rapid-fire: Sandlot, Little Giants, Mighty Ducks, etc.
[38:46] — Michigan coaching scandal deep dive.
[50:21] — Gambling/money maker picks for the weekend.
[54:04] — Responsible gambling joke sequence and outro.

Episode Tone & Style

Listener Takeaways

Help Lunchbox Out: Listeners are actively invited to recommend family-friendly sports movies for his kids (hit their Facebook page or email: wearethesorelosers@gmail.com).
Parenting Relatability: Even radio hosts struggle to find "safe" media the kids will love — and reminisce about the classics.
Cautionary Tales: Life lessons from public downfalls (coach, athletes) and personal loss hit home, but always with the “Soar Losers” humor.
Banter on Realness: They’re skeptical but sometimes sentimental about what’s “real” on social media.
Comedy in the Mundane: Even Home Depot visits can spark riotous conversation.

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The Bobby Bones Show: SORE LOSERS — Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Episode Overview

Key Segment Breakdown & Notable Discussions

1. Viral Video Talk & Home Depot Pranks

2. Michigan Coach Scandal: Speculation & Mom Drama

3. Lunchbox’s Parenting Dilemma: Kid-Friendly Sports Movies

4. How Athlete Deaths Change Lives

5. Michigan Wildcats Football Scandal: The “Booty over the Buck”

6. Gambling Picks & “Money Makers”

Notable Quotes & Moments

Additional Segment Timestamps

Episode Tone & Style

Listener Takeaways

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show: SORE LOSERS — Lunchbox Needs Your Help With His Kids

Episode Overview

Key Segment Breakdown & Notable Discussions

1. Viral Video Talk & Home Depot Pranks

2. Michigan Coach Scandal: Speculation & Mom Drama

3. Lunchbox’s Parenting Dilemma: Kid-Friendly Sports Movies

4. How Athlete Deaths Change Lives

5. Michigan Wildcats Football Scandal: The “Booty over the Buck”

6. Gambling Picks & “Money Makers”

Notable Quotes & Moments

Additional Segment Timestamps

Episode Tone & Style

Listener Takeaways