SORE LOSERS: The Bad News Bears Go On Vacation

Summary

Summary of "SORE LOSERS: The Bad News Bears Go On Vacation" – The Bobby Bones Show

Release Date: July 12, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Vacation

The episode kicks off with Mina Kimes and Lunchbox sharing their excitement about an upcoming family vacation. Mina details their plans to visit Lake LBJ in Texas and Miami's South Beach for some water fun and relaxation.

• Mina Kimes [02:07]: "I was so excited for vacation. We were going to spend, you know, five, six days in the water. Non-stop fun."

2. Departure Woes

The duo recounts the chaotic start to their trip, highlighting miscommunications and delays that set a rocky tone for their vacation.

• Lunchbox [12:00]: "So they don't show up till 2 o'clock. Brutal. I would have lost my cotton, my mind."

Mina expresses frustration over waiting for family members to join them, leading to significant delays in their departure.

3. First-Day Misadventures in Memphis

Upon arriving in Memphis, Mina and Lunchbox attempt to find a dog-friendly restaurant but face unexpected hurdles, resulting in wasted time and mounting frustration.

• Mina Kimes [13:40]: "We are in this restaurant with a damn dog, just in the restaurant hanging out."

Their efforts to dine out are thwarted by seating issues and misunderstandings about pet policies, further delaying their vacation plans.

4. A Run-In with the Emergency Room

A pivotal moment unfolds when Mina accidentally drops a jar of pickles, sending glass shards into her foot. This incident forces them to seek medical attention, adding a dramatic twist to their vacation narrative.

• Mina Kimes [20:37]: "And shatters on the ground, but it's heading for my right foot."

Despite the misjudgment and pain, Mina remains determined to continue her vacation, leading to a humorous yet concerning visit to urgent care.

• Mina Kimes [30:01]: "So that's my trip to the ER. Man, who."

5. Escalating Chaos at the Lake House

After the hospital visit, the family arrives at Lake LBJ, where the chaos continues. From dogs getting hooked on fishing poles to kids suffering burns from s'mores, the vacation spirals into a series of mishaps.

• Lunchbox [44:13]: "Lake life sounds like an injury waiting to happen."

Mina details how their attempts at fishing and outdoor activities result in multiple injuries, highlighting the family's resilience and humor in the face of adversity.

6. Navigating Natural Disasters

The vacation is further tested by severe weather. Torrential rains and flooding pose significant challenges as the family battles nature's unpredictability, adding another layer of turmoil to their trip.

• Lunchbox [62:43]: "Rain that came down...It was terrible."

Mina describes driving through flooded areas and witnessing the devastation firsthand, emphasizing the unpredictability of their vacation experience.

7. Reflections and Lessons Learned

As the vacation draws to a close, Mina and Lunchbox reflect on the series of unfortunate events. They share insights on handling unexpected challenges and the importance of maintaining a positive outlook during stressful times.

• Lunchbox [50:36]: "Ray, he knows how to turn the switch."

Mina concludes by acknowledging the memorable, albeit chaotic, moments of the trip, underscoring the value of family bonding amidst adversity.

8. Teasing Upcoming Stories

Before wrapping up, Lunchbox teases future episodes with intriguing hints about additional vacation stories, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more entertaining anecdotes.

• Lunchbox [43:26]: "Next time, you'll hear about the $5,000 overcharge."

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Notable Quotes

• Mina Kimes [12:25]: "So this vacation is off to a great start, Ray. A great start."

• Lunchbox [21:14]: "You think she was trying to kill you?"

• Mina Kimes [29:07]: "I did give a shout out to St. Jude."

• Lunchbox [37:46]: "He was getting drunk."

• Mina Kimes [62:40]: "It was wild. Yeah."

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Conclusion

"SORE LOSERS: The Bad News Bears Go On Vacation" offers a candid and humorous glimpse into Mina Kimes and Lunchbox's tumultuous family getaway. From unexpected injuries to natural disasters, their stories encapsulate the unpredictable nature of vacations, emphasizing resilience and the enduring bonds of family. Listeners are treated to a blend of laughter, suspense, and heartfelt moments, making this episode a relatable and engaging experience for all.

Transcript

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[Mina Kimes]

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[Lunchbox]

Listen, you're sitting here dilly dicking around. Did you start the time?

[Mina Kimes]

I did. I'm not dilly dicking. I'm not dilly dally. And I mean, I am back from vacation and I got, I mean, an extravaganza of stories.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I would hope, because if you think about it, we are ease of mind. We are more creative when we're on vacation. And it's five entire days for just stories to just create this swell, this groundswell.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And I'm going to tell you, I. I was so excited for vacation. I was driving to Texas, going to Lake lbj, seeing the family. We were going to spend, you know, five, six days in the water. Non stop fun. You were going to Miami? South beach, to be exact.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Mina Kimes]

Guess where I went? South Beach.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. No, you didn't.

[Mina Kimes]

But all right, yeah, yeah, I did. Ray.

[Lunchbox]

That's the tie in.

[Mina Kimes]

No, literally, you were in south beach and I was in South Beach. It was amazing. As I rolled up to the house, I was like, oh, me and Ray were in the same freaking spot. And you don't believe me? Here's where. Look, I texted Chest day and he said, here we go, where is it at? Yeah, we're here. Come on. And I texted him the address. South Beach. Right here. Right there in blue top.

[Lunchbox]

South Beach. All right.

[Mina Kimes]

Wild. But anyway, you want me. Let's just start.

[Lunchbox]

That's a hell of a story. No, no, you weren't kidding. These are gonna be huge.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, if you guys came here for good content, that was it. Chest Day came out and visited. He came out for a couple hours and he brought the swimsuits. He wore a swimsuit but didn't get in the water.

[Lunchbox]

Don't you got Chest Day? Was he got a kid? Dude.

[Mina Kimes]

No, he's just chilling. He was partying. He was going out that night, so he needed to get back in, take a nap. But he came and he said I was being optimistic. I brought my swimsuit. And then like, all right, we're gonna get in the water. And he was like, all right, I'm gonna take off. And I was like, wait, you're not gonna get in the water? Or I thought you brought. You were wearing your swimsuit. I thought you're gonna get in with us. But he didn't get in. So maybe he was, you know, I, I, I don't know. I don't know. Too many kids, you know, a lot of chaos going on. He was probably like, I'm a little overwhelmed. It's kind of crazy. But yeah. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

He thought, time to dip.

[Mina Kimes]

He did. When you dip, I dip. We dip. Put your hand up on my hip. When you did we. You know that song?

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty nice. Those guys, though, to leave vacation bits for everybody to listen to while we were on vacation.

[Mina Kimes]

That was really nice. Those guys. I mean, they did a great job.

[Lunchbox]

But it wasn't our current selves. It was us a month ago.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, it was us, like, not knowing what we talked about, so trying not to reference things and back reference and come up with stories, and I didn't see a lot of chatter. So I don't know if people didn't even listen or they didn't enjoy them, but either way, they were there for your pleasure. And if you listened, you listened. If you didn't, you didn't. We'd wish you'd listen, but whatever.

[Lunchbox]

They're essentially those people on Instagram that don't like the photos. They're just vulturing them. You know, they're seeing a little bit of. But seeing a little bit of boobs in a bikini, but you don't actually like the photo. That's what they're doing with our Podcast.

[Mina Kimes]

They look at it, see it, listen, but don't rate it. Don't comment. Yeah. Don't email. We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Don't give us your opinions. Don't say, welcome back, guys. We missed you. How was your vacation? Didn't get one email asking that.

[Lunchbox]

And it's weird. It's a weird time in sports because they're talking about 13 run pools and Is there any golf? Was there a John Deere Classic?

[Mina Kimes]

Dude, it went in over. Dude, the last two tournaments, playoffs. I even got my mom to watch golf last Sunday.

[Lunchbox]

It's relaxing and it's good vacation watch.

[Mina Kimes]

Well, there were some people out in the water, and I was hanging out inside with my mom, and I saw the score, and they were going to the playoff. They were tied on number eight, 18. Really? And I turned it on just to see the last hole because I thought, oh, someone will birdie 18 and they'll win. I think it was the rocket mortgage is the one. It was. And they didn't. And so then there was three guys going to a playoff. And I was like, mom, which one do you think is going to win? And she picked the guy in the pink shirt.

[Lunchbox]

Castellos.

[Mina Kimes]

And I picked Taylor. No, Gracerman.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it was a week before.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, that one. And I picked. The guy in the green shirt was pock eater. And so she was like, all right. So then it went one playoff hole, two playoff holes, three playoff holes. And my mom goes, okay, this was fun for one hole. I didn't know this was gonna be an excuse to watch golf for an hour and a half.

[Lunchbox]

Loser has to do dishes.

[Mina Kimes]

But the kids came in from the lake and they're cheering, go, pink shirt. Go pink shirt. And whenever pock eater was at the green shirt, miss it. Miss it.

[Lunchbox]

Miss.

[Mina Kimes]

So they were cheering against me and cheering for granny. But it was kind of fun because the kids got into it, my mom was into it, and I didn't even know what the hell the tournament was. We watched a total of six holes. The five playoff holes and the one number 18. That was it. Don't even know who was in contention until we turned it on at that moment. But it was a lot of fun. That was not one of my good stories.

[Lunchbox]

The vacation sports are golf and tennis. Wimbledon. Talk about a beautiful vacation sport. It hit last year when I was in Charleston, Wimbledon. This year in South Beach, Wimbledon. It is so relaxing. I just want to take a nap. And I did. And I every day did.

[Mina Kimes]

I'll be honest. I Didn't. Literally. The only sports I watched was that playoff with Pader, Gracerman and some other guy, Captain Kirk. But he got eliminated after like two playoff holes. That was the only sports I watched. Didn't watch any Wimbledon. Didn't even know who was winning baseball games. Don't know about any trades that happened in the NBA. Nothing. I had no. I was not paying attention. I didn't turn on sports. It was so relaxing to be by the water.

[Lunchbox]

Well, the place I stayed at will have Wimbledon on. They put it on the big screen.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, that tells you there's nothing else going on.

[Lunchbox]

We're talking an 80 by 80 screen at this hotel. It would say breakfast 7 to 11. The minute 11am hit Wimbledon. Live coverage all day. They streamed it. We will be playing Wimbledon. You're looking for the baseball game. Oh, you mean football, soccer, Confipa. No, I mean Major League Baseball. Smack a Dabola.

[Mina Kimes]

I, I, I'm, I want to correct myself. I lied.

[Lunchbox]

World Cup, Ray.

[Mina Kimes]

Conference. I did turn on the Gold Cup Wednesday night. When I looked at the score, it was 2 to 2. FIFA cup and USA versus somebody. Honduras.

[Lunchbox]

Honduras, Costa Rica.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, we went into penalty kicks and so we turned it on and watched the penalty kicks.

[Lunchbox]

We did Saudi Arabia.

[Mina Kimes]

That's all we watched.

[Lunchbox]

And I heard that the Nashville soccer team is on fire.

[Mina Kimes]

That we are unstoppable in fuego.

[Lunchbox]

They say it, Ray. South.

[Mina Kimes]

They're in second place one one point out of first. They beat the Philadelphia Union on Saturday. I don't know how they won, but I guess it was dramatic. We won one nothing. PK in the 90th plus 11 minutes of stoppage time.

[Lunchbox]

Minute a girl. I follow. The only reason I know said in the final minute we scored PK which you just said. But it sets up my story. And, and then it was the crowd going crazy and I said I didn't know she was a soccer fan. And then she spun the camera around and I also did not know that she doesn't wear bras.

[Mina Kimes]

Nice.

[Lunchbox]

So when is the next game?

[Mina Kimes]

But let's get to the show so I can tell you my stories. I can hear your stories because I got so many stories.

[Lunchbox]

I heard the golf story about you and your mom.

[Mina Kimes]

No, that, that wasn't even the story.

[Lunchbox]

That was in fuego.

[Mina Kimes]

No, that was just me telling you the only the sports I watched over the week. I did not.

[Lunchbox]

That's us cooking, man. We were at our best during the third overt time. Pink shirt. Pink shirt.

[Mina Kimes]

No, that, that really wasn't. That Wasn't a point. That wasn't the point, man. I. I really had stuff to come out of the gate with, and I. That wasn't it.

[Lunchbox]

All right, we will not be with Arnold. He was murdered last night.

[Mina Kimes]

No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. It was not. That is. You were reading the Onion. You were reading the Onion. That was not true. It did not happen.

[Lunchbox]

All right, we will he. We will probably see him on Wednesday. Yeah, we're gonna do it live. We are the. 1, 2, 3.

[Mina Kimes]

So, loser. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'. All.

[Lunchbox]

It is sizzling. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side with Bazer. We have property, 2.2 acres, tons of corn fields. I have been questioned as of late if there is, in fact, Ray and Baser. I cannot talk about that. Over to you, man. Over to you, man.

[Mina Kimes]

Listen, man. Vacation starts that last Friday, and I talked to my wife, and I'm like, look, we gotta get on the road. We are driving 12 hours, 12 and a half hours. We gotta make great time. I don't want to get there at 8pm Saturday, where we don't even get any late time on Saturday.

[Lunchbox]

So we're saying starting at square one.

[Mina Kimes]

Square one, dude. No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

Continue.

[Mina Kimes]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

It started right away when I got on 65. Some guy flipped me off. I flipped him off, and my wife.

[Mina Kimes]

Then asked him, so we get packed on Thursday night, and I'm like, you want me to pack the car right now? And she's like, no, just leave it by the door. I will pack it in the morning. We'll be good to go when you get home from work. I'm like, perfect. And I run to the grocery store Thursday night because I got to get some stuff for breakfast because we have no breakfast food, because my wife doesn't want to make dirty dishes. So I'm like, all right, while I'm there, do you want me to grab snacks for the road? She says, no, I can get that in the morning. Okay, no problem. Sounds good.

[Lunchbox]

That's a team.

[Mina Kimes]

That's a team effort. We are communicating. We're ready to go, Ray. We got out of work about 12:45 on Friday, and I drive home to. Takes about 13 minutes to get home.

[Lunchbox]

Pit stop.

[Mina Kimes]

I pull up, and I am expecting the family to be buckled in their seats and we are going to pull out of that driveway. My wife's not even home.

[Lunchbox]

Still getting groceries and stuff.

[Mina Kimes]

Still getting groceries and stuff.

[Lunchbox]

You just repeated what I just said. What about the kids? Where are they?

[Mina Kimes]

They're with her.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, right. They're home alone. Don't tell anybody.

[Mina Kimes]

So they don't show up till 2 o'. Clock.

[Lunchbox]

Brutal. I would have lost my cotton, my mind.

[Mina Kimes]

We are already an hour and 15 minutes of wasted time from when we said we were going to leave from to when we actually leave. Because I am sitting there waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. When I said, hey, do you want me to grab the snacks the night before? She said, no. So this vacation is off to a great start, Ray. A great start.

[Lunchbox]

That can't happen.

[Mina Kimes]

So then we drive and it's time for dinner. And we're in Memphis. God almighty, let me tell you.

[Lunchbox]

Could have been the home of a convention at one point.

[Mina Kimes]

Drove through, you know, the hills, neck of the woods of Jackson, Tennessee. Thought about stopping there, but now let's just keep going. And we're looking for a dog friendly restaurant and we find this great Italian place that has a first come, first serve patio. We find it on the Internet and it's right in Harbor Town, right on the river. And I'm going to tell you what, Ray, there's actually a nice part of Memphis.

[Lunchbox]

There is Harbor Town.

[Mina Kimes]

Harbor Town. It's right down the street from Bass Pro Shop, right by the St. Jude's Hospital. And if you want to become a partner and hope it only costs $20 a month, go to st.jude.org and it's first come, first serve. So we park and there's all these people in great moods. They got their golf carts driving around Harbor Town. I don't know if they're there for vacation or all these people live there. We go walk up to the Italian place and we sit down at a table on the patio and the waitress comes up and goes, oh, you need to go see the hostess. And we're like, no, no, no. Online it says like first come, first serve. She's like, oh, no, that, that's not true. On the weekends.

[Lunchbox]

Semantics, man. Eat some food.

[Mina Kimes]

All right, cool, cool. So we go in, see the hostess, like, oh yeah, it'll be an hour and a half. Wait, another delay, another delay. But there's another restaurant right down the old strip of the Harbor Town, some bar restaurant. And so we walk in there like, oh, do you guys allow dogs? Like, oh, we do allow on dogs on our patio, but our patio Is not open currently. Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

You guys had a dog with you?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool. And they're like, but would you like to sit inside? And we're like, well, we have the dog. And they asked my wife, is it a service animal? My wife says, no. And the hostess goes, I think I heard you say yes.

[Lunchbox]

Honey. Learned a lot.

[Mina Kimes]

So we are in this restaurant with a damn dog, just in the restaurant hanging out. So I go get chew sticks out of the car, letting the dog eat treats all over the floor, just laying there. Kids act like it's a cow. And let me tell you, slow, slow, slow, slow. Service dinner takes about an hour and 45 minutes. So we have been wasting nothing but.

[Lunchbox]

Time as ain't the way I'm traveling. That's ridiculous.

[Mina Kimes]

It is so frustrating. I'm trying to be in a good mood because it's part of the adventure is the road trip and making memories, but my inner self just wants to get there and be on vacation.

[Lunchbox]

Mom, why is dad so mad? I'm leaving you guys. Goodbye.

[Mina Kimes]

No, I mean the fact that she wasn't home to leave when I got home from work.

[Lunchbox]

But at that point, you just have to say to yourself, I'm on vacation. As long as you're in that mindset, you're good. You can't be in the productive, ambitious mindset. That's work.

[Mina Kimes]

I understand. And I should have tried to. I should have just let it go right when they weren't home. I should have just flushed it. The best day. No big deal.

[Lunchbox]

You got to flip the switch. The best dads can. The worst. Not the. The. The. The good dads can't flip that switch. The best dads know how to flip it.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And so we're driving after we get done with dinner. She's like, I'm sorry. We should have just gone through the drive through like you said. Gone to a park, eating on the, you know, at a park bench. Something like that had been a lot easier. Mike. It's okay. It's okay.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. Doesn't matter. With good or bad dads. Dads that don't flip the switch, that's what your kids are going to remember. Dads that do flip the switch. That's what your kids are going to remember.

[Mina Kimes]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

You got to flip the switch.

[Mina Kimes]

I know, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

I couldn't find a light bulb.

[Mina Kimes]

I couldn't find. I couldn't find the switch in the dark. I was frustrated. I was angry. But it's okay. We're on vacation and we Stop in Little Rock for the night. You know what I mean? We're not making very good time. We've only made it five hours. We still got like seven and a half to go. I'm not happy about this. Like, it's been a rough, rough first day. And I said, hey, we got to get up early and we got to go.

[Lunchbox]

Gotta find a spot. HBO, 32 inch screen.

[Mina Kimes]

And we get in, we get to bed, and we get up and we hit the road early. 7:30am we are on the road then it takes 30 minutes of chick Fil A. Okay, that's okay. No big deal. That's all right. Not gonna be angry I flipped the switch. I'm in vacation mode.

[Lunchbox]

My pleasure, kids. Anything else I can do for you?

[Mina Kimes]

And let me tell you, Ray, we drove so well that second day.

[Lunchbox]

Why, sure, kid. I will get you an extra sauce.

[Mina Kimes]

The seven. The seven hours that we had left on a road trip starting on Saturday morning, we only stopped twice. Only stopped twice. Ray, call the cops. It was amazing. We get to the lake, we go swimming, we stay up late. It was pure chaos at the lake. It was so fun.

[Lunchbox]

All the family arrive at the same time. Or staggered starts. Shotgun finish, staggered starts.

[Mina Kimes]

My mom, dad, sister, her three kids and batter's box's kid all showed up on Saturday.

[Lunchbox]

Got it.

[Mina Kimes]

And then we showed up a few hours after them.

[Lunchbox]

It's pretty good timing.

[Mina Kimes]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

So you would have never, you would have been there by yourselves? Why would you have won?

[Mina Kimes]

Well, they would have got there when we were getting there. They. They could have got there Friday if we were getting there Friday. All that. They could have been there earlier if we were going to get there earlier. They just said, okay, you know, you're not here yet. We'll take our time. And so we go swimming, stay up late. Cousins all going crazy, catching. Oh, good to see you. Good to see you. Go to bed, wake up the next day, we go fishing. And let me tell you, they fished more than I've ever seen anybody fish in my life.

[Lunchbox]

Cabin on the lake or what are we at?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, yeah, we're. We're at a. A house on the lake.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, we had a Ritz Carlton for all I know.

[Mina Kimes]

No, no, we're at a little lake, lake house on the lake. And I'm. When I say little, it's a one story, three bedroom, small. Just what you need, run of the mill house.

[Lunchbox]

I already picture it.

[Mina Kimes]

No fanciness, nothing.

[Lunchbox]

And you picture my wife's lingerie in the corner of the bed.

[Mina Kimes]

No, not with all that family around. There's no lingerie happening. And one thing about the lake is you don't. You don't shower or anything like that. You don't do any of that. So there's no lingerie happening. The kids are sleeping on the floor. We got an air mattress. And the air mattress, I realized the kids are getting too big to fit three on one air mattress. So then we had to rotate nights. Each kid got to sleep in the bed because two people could only fit on the air mattress.

[Lunchbox]

So then what? Oh, a kid would come into bed with you and your wife?

[Mina Kimes]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

That's a lot.

[Mina Kimes]

And the youngest one is the worst because I don't know what he does when he's sleeping. He does a damn circus act.

[Lunchbox]

Cat gets in the. Tries to get in the king size California king. I'm like, get out.

[Mina Kimes]

Flips around, kicking in the head. He's upside down. I don't know how he turns all these ways, but he does. It's super annoying.

[Lunchbox]

What are you doing? Mouth tape.

[Mina Kimes]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, a lot of them women are doing that now.

[Mina Kimes]

No, I'm not doing mouth tape. I just sleep, dude. I just close my eyes, go to sleep.

[Lunchbox]

Bazer's doing the mouth tape. So if you try talking to her after 10pm Take off the mouth tape. I can't understand what you're saying. I only have a couple more mouth tapes. I can't do this too much or it loses its stick. Great. Please don't put on the mouth tape before 10pm yeah.

[Mina Kimes]

So I'm going to tell you what happened. We fish, nothing exciting. Go swimming. Then cousin Andrew shows up, and I'll tell you all about it right after this.

[Lunchbox]

Are we allowed to guess?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You got touched by a bear.

[Mina Kimes]

No. No bears. No bears, dude. We swim and it's time for lunch. And we're getting, you know, lunch together. Sandwiches. Do you want ham or turkey? Ham. All right. Ham. Ham. Hey, babe, can you hand me the pickles? Sure. Sweetie gets the pickles out of the fridge, and we're talking a large jar of pickles. Okay. Not, you know, huge, like where you got the full size pickles. These are sandwich sliced pickles. And she hands it to me, and I guess I'm not really paying attention.

[Lunchbox]

Classic.

[Mina Kimes]

And it's kind of wet from the, you know, the condensation in the fridge.

[Lunchbox]

Very moist at camp.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And it's a glass jar, and I grab it, and I guess I really didn't grab it all the way.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Yes, chef.

[Mina Kimes]

Great show.

[Lunchbox]

Never seen it. Just know the reference.

[Mina Kimes]

Got it. It goes slipping through my hands.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, what? Dude, what are you. Who's a guy that fumbles a lot, but DeMarco Murray.

[Mina Kimes]

And shatters on the ground, but it's heading for my right foot.

[Lunchbox]

Kids, get out of the kitchen. My dad would have sent us out of the house for five hours minimum.

[Mina Kimes]

I guess it was really heading for my left foot. So I pull my left foot back and up in the air. Just misses my right foot. But the glass shatters.

[Lunchbox]

That would have been a major artery.

[Mina Kimes]

And my wife's like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? And I was like, no, there's glass on my foot.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Mina Kimes]

She's like, you stepped on glass? I was like, no, no, no. I did not step down. The glass shot into my foot after I dropped the jar.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Mina Kimes]

And she's like, are you sure? And she's like, are you sure? And I said, yeah, I am sure.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, why is she questioning you at this time of pain?

[Mina Kimes]

And she looks. She goes, I don't. Oh, I see the blood. And I'm like, yeah, it's there. I can feel it. And my sister, luckily, is a nurse, and she starts looking at it, and there's just blood coming out of my foot.

[Lunchbox]

Right. What point was she going to believe you when the gush started to shoot her in the eye?

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know. I don't know why she's questioning.

[Lunchbox]

I'm on my last breath. Are you sure you got hit with glass?

[Mina Kimes]

And I'm like, yes, I'm sure I got hit with glass. And it is. I'm in pain.

[Lunchbox]

I got to change your voice. Her voice sounds like Arnold. And are you sure you got hit with glass? Yes, honey, I'm losing consciousness. Are you sure?

[Mina Kimes]

And so then I have to sprawl out on the countertop.

[Lunchbox]

Are the kids seeing this?

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, my gosh, yes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, we got a live version of.

[Mina Kimes]

ER I mean, look at the floor. Oh, you're not lying.

[Lunchbox]

And was anybody concerned about the pickles being lost?

[Mina Kimes]

The kids were like, dad, can I have pickles? I'm like, no, guys, there's no pickles allowed to be had. There's glass everywhere, guys. So here I am. Look at me, dude. I'm up on the counter, and they're trying to do operation on my foot Brute. And my sister looks at it, goes, oh, my.

[Lunchbox]

What was your dad, the night nurse, what was he doing?

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know what he was doing.

[Lunchbox]

He was comforting you.

[Mina Kimes]

No, My mom was comforting me.

[Lunchbox]

Your dad gave you a pillow to clench.

[Mina Kimes]

And I mean, I did give a shout out to St. Jude. And then my mom is wearing a St. Jude shirt in the picture.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's great.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And I am like. My sister goes, oh, my God, that's in there deep.

[Lunchbox]

How does that just fall in there? It's beyond me.

[Mina Kimes]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

That denies gravity.

[Mina Kimes]

And the physics of it is just crazy to me that I didn't even step and that it could shoot, that it had that much velocity.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, that's what it was.

[Mina Kimes]

That it went so deep into my.

[Lunchbox]

Foot that I. Velocity. Hitter, pitcher, pitch, velocity.

[Mina Kimes]

I'm gushing blood right there on the floor. And so I'm laying there and my sister.

[Lunchbox]

Has anybody called 91 1?

[Mina Kimes]

Not yet.

[Lunchbox]

That's America right there.

[Mina Kimes]

And my sister's like, man, it is really deep. And I'm. And she goes, I can't believe you're letting me dig this deep into your foot. And I'm like, how deep could it be? And then she's like, oh, I got a little piece. I'm like, there's still more in there. I feel it. I can feel there's more glass in there. And so she is sitting there digging, like, 15, 20 minutes of digging in my foot.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, what are you, Tatum and Brown, man? You sound like Kyrie right now.

[Mina Kimes]

And she's like, it's too deep. I can't get it. You're going to have to go. Wait.

[Lunchbox]

Die.

[Mina Kimes]

No, I'm about to go to the minor emergency, the urgent care.

[Lunchbox]

Could you tell her not to use terminology, like, we're going to have to let you go.

[Mina Kimes]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

What is she talking about?

[Mina Kimes]

And my middle son is like, dad, are you okay? I'm like, yeah, man, it's just a little glass, but just tell me the game.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me the score of the concaf game.

[Mina Kimes]

And so cousin Andrew, who came to hang out with the family and see the kids, everything, he's like, I guess I'll take you because your wife needs to stay here with your kids.

[Lunchbox]

I guess he could have been a little bit more helpful.

[Mina Kimes]

And.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, man, I was just picking my ass. I guess I'll drive you to the hospital. What was he doing? There's no WI Fi.

[Mina Kimes]

So. Well, he was gonna swim. I mean, hang out with the kids, man.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, man, I was about to go do another lap out there in the front pool. Plays him back and forth, volleyball.

[Mina Kimes]

There was no pool, man. There was no pool. And so he's like, all right. So we had to drive into Marble Falls and go to the urgent care and show up, and there's only one person in front of me. So I'm thinking it's going to be in and out quick. I've never been somewhere so slow in my life. I thought the restaurant in Memphis was slow. Good God almighty. We sat there for two hours when there was only one patient in front of me. One patient.

[Lunchbox]

This core memory. I hope you flip the switch and remember you're on vacation.

[Mina Kimes]

I remember. I'm on vacation.

[Lunchbox]

The kids are gonna remember how dad.

[Mina Kimes]

Was yelling, my cousin. There was stuff he had to get at the grocery store for the. You know, because we were running out of stuff already on day one. He went to get more pickles.

[Lunchbox]

So we're gonna get groceries before we get you to urgent care.

[Mina Kimes]

No, he's already got me at the urgent care. He's like, oh, man, there's only one patient in front of you. I guess I can just run to the, you know, H E b, get some groceries and come back and you'll be out.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not calling it urgent anymore. They took you to care?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, they took me to care. Exactly. And I'm there just sitting and sitting, and he comes back, hey, are you Jason Gibbles?

[Lunchbox]

How's it going?

[Mina Kimes]

And the lady calls me back, and I'm like, I'm limping. She's like, oh, glass in your foot. She goes, let me get you a wheelchair.

[Lunchbox]

They take your clothes off.

[Mina Kimes]

And I'm like, no, no, I don't need a wheelchair.

[Lunchbox]

And she goes, wait, did they think some glass could have been in your tank?

[Mina Kimes]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Mina Kimes]

And she was like, we've ruled out all areas because I'm just weather. Because it's. It's up by my toes is where the. The glasses. So I'm walking on my heel.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. It's painful, but continue.

[Mina Kimes]

And she's like, it would really make me feel better if you got a wheelchair.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh, we're getting old. Right in front of my eyes.

[Mina Kimes]

And I'm like, I'm okay. She goes, no, no, I. I need to put you in a wheelchair just in case.

[Lunchbox]

We need to get this guy a wheelchair ramp at I heart.

[Mina Kimes]

So, Ray, she puts me in a wheelchair, and I'm like, all right, dude.

[Lunchbox]

What if somebody leaked that photo?

[Mina Kimes]

She literally wheels me three doors, and it's like, all right. And I'm like, this is it. And she was like, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on. I was like, I'll get out right here. And she goes, no, no, no. And she reverses it back up, turns it and wheels me in. And I'm like, I can get out here. She goes, no, no, let me get you closer to the bed.

[Lunchbox]

All over a Vlasic shard.

[Mina Kimes]

All over a Vlasic shard, dude. And she wheels me right up next to the bed. And then she comes up and here, let me get your arm just in case you fall. And I'm like, I am not a 90 year old woman that's about to fall over. I have a piece of glass in my foot.

[Lunchbox]

Was she hot?

[Mina Kimes]

No. Oh. And so she goes, yeah, let me.

[Lunchbox]

Just grab your chest. I'll feel a lot more safe.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, I fell. Oh, my gosh. Sorry about that. Thank you for that, the support being there. And she's like, oh, you know, we're gonna have you soak your foot for five minutes and then the doctor will be right in. 26 minutes later, I'm still soaking my foot when the doctor comes in. Five minutes turned into 26. Cousin Andrew's back from the store. He got my mom yogurt. He got some other cold items. They are roasting in the car because it is taking so long.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, this cousin Andrew. Yeah. Does anybody have any prescription medicine I need to pick up? I got the time. Oh, you need me with a mailbox? Perfect. No worries.

[Mina Kimes]

So he's like, I'm gonna run to the paint store across the street.

[Lunchbox]

Sherwin Williams. We need to touch up that door before we leave the Airbnb.

[Mina Kimes]

Actually, he was looking. He was going to Benjamin Moore because the type of paint they needed, that Benjamin Moore is the only one that carried that color. And it just happened to be across the street from the care, not urgent care. And it had a big open sign on the window. So he's like, I'll be right back. And he was gone for about six minutes. He comes back, goes, well, it says open, but it's not open. And then the doctor comes in and goes, all right, let me take a look. And he goes, oh, man, that's deep. And he starts to dig. And I say, oh. He goes, let me go ahead and.

[Lunchbox]

Numb your foot before you go on. Are we losing blood? Because what you showed me, the picture in the kitchen, looked like a significant amount. A pint, if you will. Have we been able to stop the bleeding?

[Mina Kimes]

We've been able to stop the bleeding. We got it bandaged up at the.

[Lunchbox]

House because, I mean, there hasn't been a lot of urgency. If you were bleeding Right?

[Mina Kimes]

And so I am face down on the chair. He pulls down the big light, and he starts digging in there. And I'm, like, twitching. I'm like, oh, I don't know about that. So then he goes and gets the big needle and numbs it. And he's like, I'm gonna have to cut it open more.

[Lunchbox]

I gotta be able to do something with colors where they can just tell where it is.

[Mina Kimes]

I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, it's in there so deep I can't reach it. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. So he slices some more of my foot open and is digging. He goes, I can feel something. I can feel it. And then he finally got it out.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, sheesh.

[Mina Kimes]

And I was like, all right. And he goes, I'm about to stitch up your foot. I said, what, like football? It's that big of a cut. So he sewed it up, doc, am.

[Lunchbox]

I going to lose it all?

[Mina Kimes]

And I told him. I looked at him, I said, man, I'm on vacation. So I'm gonna be honest with you, Doc. I'm not gonna stay out of the lake. So just start me on the antibiotics now, because if it's gonna get infected, I need to beat it. And he goes, I gotta be honest with you, man. I don't think the lake water is gonna hurt it at all. You go, have a good vacation.

[Lunchbox]

That's probably not the best advice.

[Mina Kimes]

I'm like, I don't know if I trust you, Doc, but okay, whatever. So that was it. That was my trip to the er. Man, who.

[Lunchbox]

Who did you say dropped the jar? I just wanted to go back real quick, ask one final question. You or your wife? You dropped it.

[Mina Kimes]

Me.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. So I was going to say, are you sure your wife wasn't trying to kill you?

[Mina Kimes]

No, it was definitely me. She handed it to me, and I grabbed it and I turned to put it on the counter. Right.

[Lunchbox]

Except for yes. The next day, the coffee tasted a little bitter, like she put some Visine in it.

[Mina Kimes]

But I don't drink coffee.

[Lunchbox]

She was trying to kill me.

[Mina Kimes]

All weekend, she kept saying, here, drink this coffee. Huh? I don't drink coffee. What the hell?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, how's it going, Sarah? Yeah, this Sun SOB won't go down. He won't drink the coffee. I tried to kill him with the plastic shard. What do you think I should do next? Have you tried putting a pickle on his dick?

[Mina Kimes]

Have you tried hooking him with a fish hook? I mean, that. That'll get him every Time. And let me tell you. So I got stitched. I come back home and everybody celebrates me. And that was my trip to the er Kids will never forget. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. And I mean, I got more, but I need to hear some Miami stories. I feel like people don't want to just hear about my vacation, but I got so many stories. Yeah, that was on. That was on Sunday, dude. And I mean, it just. It went downhill from there. Do you need to save it? What? What's wrong?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. Oh, man.

[Mina Kimes]

Are you trying to pick which one's the best? Oh, man. No, man.

[Lunchbox]

Thongs. Thongs in Miami. Can I just address this?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, please.

[Lunchbox]

And topless beaches. So our friend. What is Miami known for?

[Mina Kimes]

Topless beaches.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so our friend sends us this. Guys, we gotta get better with these screenshots randomly. She's our good friend Heather. She comes over all the time and she sends us this going topless and nude sunbathing in Miami. And it says topless sunbathe. This is an article from Miami Tour Company. It says topless sunbathing in United States is forbidden. However, Miami beach is the exception where women are allowed to sunbathe topless on the beach between First street and 16th Street. Our hotel was on 16th Street.

[Mina Kimes]

Let's go.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Mina Kimes]

And then it says, so is bays are interested in the topless sunbathing.

[Lunchbox]

I actually low key asked her and she said that she would have done a third thong if we found the right spot.

[Mina Kimes]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

But. But then it says there's also a clothing optional beach at north end of Haulover beach park, which people are completely naked. Okay, so this is just me addressing the topless sunbathing in Miami. It's complete bull crap. Nobody's topless there. There's not one topless chick. Oh, we from right. We were at a nice hotel, the Richard. We didn't intend for this to be a rich. But we can get into that story at some point. Never intended for this to be rich rich. It turned rich rich quick. So those places have no. No thongs. They have no topless.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

So 16th.

[Mina Kimes]

I went out.

[Lunchbox]

I said, hey, Bazer, I'm going to go out, hit the beach, go check out this topless sunbathing. There's no topless sunbathing. I was on 16th Street. I can tell you right now. The article says 1st to 16th. 16th street has no topless women. There were thongs though.

[Mina Kimes]

Lots of them. There was a lot of thongs.

[Lunchbox]

Not specifically right in front of ours. But 15th, 14th, 13th, because I walked down a little bit, got a drink. You can walk the beach there with a drink. It was thong tong.

[Mina Kimes]

Thong, Thong, thong.

[Lunchbox]

Bazer said she had brought one. I don't necessarily know if it was the thong. It might have been more the whale tail. She said she would have could have been talked into it. Never had enough beach days. A little bit of rain in Miami, apparently. Oh, I learned that the hard way. Spring up storms. So truckers, if you guys are curious. Thongs. Yes. No topless chicks in Miami. That is from the 70s when Scarface was alive. That's my story. There's five others. We can get to them whenever you want. I wanted to make note of these. And everybody can pick them. So it is the $5,000 overcharge.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

A list. College quarterback that's playing this year. Caught doing this at the pool. Something illegal.

[Mina Kimes]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Tom Brady at a sister hotel. Spotted doing this. I went to a return of the restaurant Dick's, but it's not called Dick's and they're rude. And it was the worst experience of my life. But it's the new version of Dicks.

[Mina Kimes]

But it was the worst experience of your life.

[Lunchbox]

Worst experience because I hate dicks. Why do I want to go to a restaurant where people are dicks? There's that story. This one. This one is the pasta sauce was made by Rouse.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Went to the original Rao's pasta sauce restaurant.

[Mina Kimes]

Was it delicious?

[Lunchbox]

I was gonna give you my review. That's the tease. Oh, and then the return of stanchion guy. Oh, I mean, we got stories all week, folks. And then, I mean, this one doesn't even. I don't even know how to tease this one. My wife booked this hotel. This stuff. So the entire week. This isn't even a tease. But the entire week the staff called me her last name. Oh, I was Mr. Bidwell the entire week. Like my late. My last name Slater. Oh, Mr. Bidwell, thank you for staying with us. Not my name. My name is senor slater. Thank you, Mr. Bidwell. Mr. Bidwell, have you enjoyed your stay with us?

[Mina Kimes]

I have.

[Lunchbox]

My name's Slater. So is hers. I have no idea why you're calling me Bidwell. Thank you. So however you book it, they're going to call you that the entire week. Every department at every breakfast, at every coffee shop. Because they pull up your room and it always says bidwell. Thank you so much, Mr. Bidwell. Good morning. My name is not Bidwell. Slater Senior Slater. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Oh, so there's your stories. We can hit one. None. Push to Wednesday. I gave you the Thong song. Thong to thong, thong, thong. I rest my case. And I'll hang up and listen.

[Mina Kimes]

It's very disappointing that you were staying on 16th. You had me built up that you were about to see boobs galore and it was about to be the most amazing beach. And it turned out there was nothing. So now.

[Lunchbox]

And I ran all the way to around. Because I would go the street all the way around fourth Street. So unless the breasts are on the beach, which they're not. I checked. Unless the breasts are on the street. They're not. I checked. They must be on a street. Either Washington or Collins, because I checked the entire quarter mile to the beach for breasts and there were none. So unless some. If somebody's got some free time, check Collins Avenue. Check Washington, because that must be where the breasts are. Because my name Bennett. And I didn't see him. My name see him. I didn't. I didn't spot. Spot him.

[Mina Kimes]

Hey, my name's Bob. There are no boobs.

[Lunchbox]

My name's Totem. I didn't spot him.

[Mina Kimes]

There you go. So I want to hear about this quarterback.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. What was my tease on that one?

[Mina Kimes]

Doing something illegal at the pool.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, So I can never name this one. I maybe can tell you.

[Mina Kimes]

Wait, you're going to tell me that? Hold on.

[Lunchbox]

It is an illegal activity spotted at a pool. Absolutely. I will not be naming them. I said a list.

[Mina Kimes]

You said a list. Starting quarterback this year. Yeah, I know it is.

[Lunchbox]

You can narrow it down to the top 10 and you can do the math.

[Mina Kimes]

I got an idea.

[Lunchbox]

So the pool boy, he and me became real. Sure.

[Mina Kimes]

And.

[Lunchbox]

What? No, but that is top 10. He said Carson Beck. We can roll that one off.

[Mina Kimes]

But that's Miami.

[Lunchbox]

He's a good call, but he's probably 21. That's where the story goes. They were underage drinking.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

So at this pool, this hotel pool I was at, very, very high end. Did we intend for it to be high end? No, the high end came to us. We. We don't try to go rich.

[Mina Kimes]

Rich.

[Lunchbox]

But the pool boy said this quarterback on spring break was getting housed. A list. College quarterback starting this year, top 10.

[Mina Kimes]

Arch Manning was in Miami for spring break. Allegedly.

[Lunchbox]

You can say all the names of people. I'm not going to confirm nor deny. But this quarterback was with his boys. No idea really their age. But the pool boy told me definitely underage house and some drinks on spring break at the. At the at the hotel. So if. If you're a star quarterback is what I'm hearing, you can drink underage guys. There's no rules.

[Mina Kimes]

When you're.

[Lunchbox]

When you're in the freaking. The sheets party are in the streets. You know what I'm saying? They can do what they want with this nil money. And he said they were having a great time.

[Mina Kimes]

So what I hear is he was being a college student on spring break doing nothing wrong.

[Lunchbox]

That's illegal to drink under the age of 21.

[Mina Kimes]

You are acting like this dude was committing murder at the pool. The dude was being a college.

[Lunchbox]

That is how Arnold was killed.

[Mina Kimes]

This dude was enjoying some brewskis with his boys and you are hanging him out to dry like he did something so terrible that nobody else does in this world. So he had a Couple beers under 21.

[Lunchbox]

More than a couple.

[Mina Kimes]

Who cares?

[Lunchbox]

He was getting drunk.

[Mina Kimes]

That doesn't matter.

[Lunchbox]

He was sauteed.

[Mina Kimes]

It's okay to be sauteed.

[Lunchbox]

He was slobber knockered.

[Mina Kimes]

Slobber knocker. Tipsy, Turvy derby. I don't care. The dude deserves a break from the rigorous studies of academia.

[Lunchbox]

He was three sheets to the win.

[Mina Kimes]

And how windy was it in Miami?

[Lunchbox]

It was sheedy and windy and three sheety.

[Mina Kimes]

Are you going to name the quarterback? Because all he was doing was drinking? Get out of here. That's not a story.

[Lunchbox]

People can look it up. My point is this. It wasn't the illegal thing because you batted that down. Why? Why are we not worried about white and blue games or whatever that they got or whatever the game they were probably already over.

[Mina Kimes]

What?

[Lunchbox]

What happened to these one though? Whatever they do. The spring game. Spring game?

[Mina Kimes]

What? What?

[Lunchbox]

We're not training for that.

[Mina Kimes]

They probably already trained. Ray. Here's the thing about college athletes and professional athletes. When they're younger, they can drink 16, 17 beers and be fine by 6am when they got a report to the locker room.

[Lunchbox]

Well, what if they're only selling Stella Artois? 6% alcohol, mother.

[Mina Kimes]

Then he probably had 16. Stellar Artois, you martyred nutter.

[Lunchbox]

Dos Equis, mother.

[Mina Kimes]

Then they were drinking Dos Equis. Is that what the quarterback liked to drink? Did you get a report on the beer he liked to drink? Because you told me it was an A lister and you built me up like you were about to break some news. And then you won't even tell me the quarterback. You won't even tell the nation. So the story falls flat when you don't include a name.

[Lunchbox]

So what I'M saying with this is. This is not out in the media. This quarterback likes to party that he had to. He was feeding for this alcohol.

[Mina Kimes]

This.

[Lunchbox]

This. This bud, this suds in a bucket so much that he had to get housed. As the kids are calling. As the kids are calling it. He was cooked. So you're telling me he's putting his alcohol before his football. And I think that affects the team this year. And if you want it out off air, I'll give it to you for $20. But that's my story, and I'll hang up and listen.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, off air. Tell me Arch. Got it. Here, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

Here's 20.

[Mina Kimes]

Here's $20.

[Lunchbox]

Here's 20 for your crappy story.

[Mina Kimes]

We're gonna take a break after that. We'll be right back.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, you don't like my pool boy? I get personal relations with a pool boy.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, I like it, but the. The whole audience is there going, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? I'm not going to reveal who it is. I'm not. I'm not.

[Lunchbox]

You can look it up if I said top 10. Check out the top 10 teams in the country. Oregon, Penn State, Georgia. Or are they up there? Alabama, Tennessee, Nico Imam, Texas.

[Mina Kimes]

So after I got surgery. You know what I mean? Go back to the house. And on that Monday, I mean, the kids are fishing. So fun. One of the dogs. There's a pole laying there on the ground. Grabs the bobber and starts running, running through the yard, dragging the pole. And I'm like, whoa, stop, stop, stop. The dog has been hooked in the leg from the bobber. From the. He got the bobber in his mouth, and he's running, so the hook is in his leg, so we got to lay him down. And we're trying to get it out. And the barb is just so far in there, we can't get it out. We got to get the pliers, and we got to cut it once. Still doesn't come out. Cut the thing twice. We had to cut it three times before we could get it out of its lake.

[Lunchbox]

Lake life sounds like an injury waiting to happen.

[Mina Kimes]

It was a lot of injuries. And so then that night, we had promised one of the twins. He had been begging for s'. Mores. So we're gonna do the s'. Mores. Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

You have twins?

[Mina Kimes]

My sister does. And so we light up the fire. We're doing the. We're ready to go. All right, everybody get the crackers. Get the marshmallows. And we're like, listen, Guys, be careful. Carry them with them pointing down. You don't want to stab anybody, you don't want to burn anybody, everything. And they do the first thing of marshmallows. And batter's box son does his marshmallow, gets it nice and hot, turns. And the 20 minute, everybody, it's batter's box here with the batter's box kid. The kid that had been begging to do s' mores gets the from batter's box kid turns with the marshmallow right on his arm. We got our first burn of the night. It has been 15 seconds of doing s' mores and the kid has a burn on his arm and he has melted. He pulls it off, there's melted marshmallow there. His arm is starting to bubble up. We gotta run inside, get some cold, get some water on it.

[Lunchbox]

Neosporin.

[Mina Kimes]

Neosporin Rapid.

[Lunchbox]

Ray, we could have used you out there.

[Mina Kimes]

So we have a dog get hooked. We got a guy suffering burns from s'. Mores.

[Lunchbox]

Who's the guy that said he would drive you?

[Mina Kimes]

Cousin Andrew.

[Lunchbox]

Cousin Andrew. Well, I guess I'll take the kid that has third degree burns. Yeah, why don't you do that instead of wading in two feet of water and looking at minnows for the third day?

[Mina Kimes]

Well, cousin Andrew was only there for a few hours. He was out. He drove back home getting knocked. He drives back home. But he did come back on Monday with his wife, brought his dogs, let them run around, and that was a blast. But he left before the s'. Mores. And so we're like, all right, guys, this is it. We gotta go to bed. It's 11 o'. Clock. So we go to bed. We had one burn, one hook of dog in the with the fishing lure and we go to bed. And I wake up at probably 6am and I feel like my stomach is about to explode. I'm in pain. I have stomach pains, hunger pains like you wouldn't believe. So I just lay there in the fetal position. I fall back asleep for 30 minutes and then I wake up to hear blah, blah, and I text my sister and I'm like, hey, your daughter's throwing up. And she goes, sorry, I'm outside with one of my sons. He's throwing up also.

[Lunchbox]

You don't think they got into daddy's brown liquor, do you?

[Mina Kimes]

I'm like, oh, my gosh. And so I sit there for a little bit and while she's throwing up, I was like, I gotta go, I gotta go. And I run. I mean, I waddle to the other bathroom, and I explode. Straight liquid. And I'm sitting on the. Sitting on the toilet.

[Lunchbox]

Sheesh.

[Mina Kimes]

I yelled at my wife. I said, hey, give me some towels. I'm about to. I'm gonna pass out.

[Lunchbox]

You're gonna wipe with towels?

[Mina Kimes]

No, I'm about to vomit because I. I started getting the sweaty feeling on the back of my neck.

[Lunchbox]

And that's who got mud on this towel. I'm about to shower with it, and.

[Mina Kimes]

I'm like, I'm gonna. I know I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna pass out. So my wife runs, throws some towels. I can build a fortress so I don't hit my head on anything. And I get over the toilet. I flushed it first, and I don't throw up.

[Lunchbox]

You guys treated this Airbnb house like a frat house, dude.

[Mina Kimes]

And then every time I burped that day, Vlasik, it tasted like. It tasted like throw up. I never threw up, but I had the RIA all day.

[Lunchbox]

So you just had that at the top of your bays are the same thing from margaritas.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Lunchbox]

She said she just couldn't get it down where you could drink.

[Mina Kimes]

I couldn't get. It would just burp. Oh, that tastes like throw up. All day. All freaking day.

[Lunchbox]

Did you think about a fire burner? You can do like a fireball shot.

[Mina Kimes]

I thought about sticking my finger down the throat and just making myself vomit. Right?

[Lunchbox]

I thought about jumping.

[Mina Kimes]

And then I go to bed Tuesday night and I wake up at like 3:30 in the morning and I mean, I've never had stomach cramps that hurt so bad. I sit on the toilet for 45 minutes, just like a raging river. And then I think, oh, my God, I don't know. I'm gonna throw up. So I go outside because I'm like, if I'm gonna pass out throwing up, at least I'm in the yard.

[Lunchbox]

At least the bears behind me.

[Mina Kimes]

At least I'm in me. At least I'll pass out in the grass. So I go out.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, if you pass out in bear territory in the grass, they'll come right up behind you.

[Mina Kimes]

There are no bears in Texas. Oh, you thought I'm not in Pigeon Force.

[Lunchbox]

You said cabin. I thought pigeon dude. I kept thinking a bear was gonna touch you.

[Mina Kimes]

The whole time I'm out there on all fours in the grass.

[Lunchbox]

Who let the dog out? Oh, wait, that's lunch.

[Mina Kimes]

And I mean, I forgot to tell you, my sister's kid, he's such a. He was dedicated to fishing like we're sitting there fishing Tuesday morning after he had thrown up and had diarrhea that he had his pole in the water and he was leaned over the dock vomiting in the water.

[Lunchbox]

That's actually good for the chum.

[Mina Kimes]

And he caught three fish in about a 20 minute period. It was unbelievable. And then he, and then he'd catch a fish. So I, and I don't. And I'm out in the grass and there's too many bugs and I'm like, all right, I gotta go back inside. So I go in the bathroom floor and I am stretched out, face down, just trying to stretch my stomach out because my cramps hurt so bad.

[Lunchbox]

Smart.

[Mina Kimes]

And I go to bed and the next day it's gone.

[Lunchbox]

It happens. It comes 24 hour bug.

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know if it was a bug. I don't know if we, if me and the two kids ate something that no one else ate and we had a little food poisoning or we just had a bug, but it was abs solutely miserable.

[Lunchbox]

Stomach virus. Hook, Vlastic shard, burn victim.

[Mina Kimes]

And then Wednesday camp Life is a movie. Batter's box is finally going to show up. He is finally going to arrive and he shows up at like 4:00'. Clock.

[Lunchbox]

Does anybody need some Neosporin or band aids?

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, we need everything, man. And we are just. It's out of control. Crazy. I mean, kids. Hooking kids with fishing poles. My, my dad might be the most patient person I've ever met in my life now because I don't know how kids do it.

[Lunchbox]

Ray, he knows how to turn the switch.

[Mina Kimes]

But I, I've decided that if you have a job that requires patience, if you want to find out if someone is going to be okay for that job, don't interview them. There's no need to interview them. Don't even ask them about their skills, their personality, anything interesting. You just send them fishing with three kids, six and under for two days and if they can survive that, you hire them for the job. Because these kids.

[Lunchbox]

Wow, that's genius.

[Mina Kimes]

I have never seen people get fishing poles tingled as much as these kids did and as often as they did. I mean, you would hand them the pole and 30 seconds later, like, I'm twisted on the dock or I'm tied up on this, or I'm tied around his pole and I mean, it's like the biggest knot you've ever seen. I'm like, I just put a worm on your pole. How did you do that?

[Lunchbox]

You sounded like my dad.

[Mina Kimes]

It was unbelievable.

[Lunchbox]

Ray, I couldn't flip the switch again.

[Mina Kimes]

I can't tell you how many times my dad had to cut the string and redo everything because those kids got so many poles tangled so many. Unbelievable. But batter's box shows up, and I gotta say, Wednesday, no injuries. We went one day injury free. No accidents, no nothing.

[Lunchbox]

I wish the NBA could say the same.

[Mina Kimes]

Thursday morning, we had an Achilles. One of batter's box's dogs got a hook at his tail.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you guys needed a bottom screen on the ESPN crawl of all the injury report.

[Mina Kimes]

Got a hook.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. An injury report from people at Lake Life during the Fourth of July. Man cuts off leg mom exposes breast to child. Dude. Bottom line of people at camp.

[Mina Kimes]

So we had to lay his dog down. We're trying to take it out, and the dog is squelching. So got to go into the vet, and they're like, you're gonna have to drop them off. We're too busy. And they're like, yesterday we had a dog come in with a hook through its mouth.

[Lunchbox]

They're like, y' all want to just stop fishing and just go out?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. You guys want to, like, put the hooks away? Because you guys seem to, like, get everybody injured.

[Lunchbox]

Y' all ever heard of Long John Silver's?

[Mina Kimes]

And so we leave the dog there, and they called back about 4:30 or 2:30 saying, all right. We had to sedate the dog to get it out because it was in there so deep. Luckily, it didn't get any bone. But we're going to need the dog to stay till about 4:30, so it can, you know, come out of, you know, sedation.

[Lunchbox]

Wheelchair.

[Mina Kimes]

It was not in a wheelchair. So we got. We got the dog back, and it was just that. I mean, it was an amazing week. And then on the ride home. Ray, you thought we were done put.

[Lunchbox]

Save it for Friday's podcast. I got Wednesday's podcast covered.

[Mina Kimes]

No, no, no, save it. This is just a quick one. We get to the hotel and we stop in Texarkana.

[Lunchbox]

Ray, I'm gonna be real. I pricked up a prostitute.

[Mina Kimes]

Don't know if any of those exist in Texas. Arcana. We were right there on the state line.

[Lunchbox]

Well, our boys didn't. Yeah, boys. Any lizards out there, let us know.

[Mina Kimes]

And baby box one's waking up and he's like, ah, my ear hurts. Ah, he's doing this all night. I'm like, it can't be that bad. Finally, at two in the morning, he's just beside himself.

[Lunchbox]

Is that your Family's favorite line. Your wife. You got vlastic shards in your foot. He can't be that bad. Maybe that was the only time. The kid earache can't be that bad. At some point, let's just take it for face value. It's that bad.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to go get men's. I'm going to go get some, you know, Motrin or Tylenol for kids. I'll be back. And I Google Walmart. Closed. Walgreens closed. Gas station closed. Oh, 24 hour CVS. All right, cool. It's 2:00am let's go.

[Lunchbox]

Shouldn't be any meth addicts there looking for.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. Bathroom agent for anything. So I drive the 1.3 miles to the CVS. That's 24 hours. And right there in the front says CBS 24 hours. Perfect. One of the letters is missing.

[Lunchbox]

Security guys playing on his phone.

[Mina Kimes]

Park the car, get out.

[Lunchbox]

Happen to me every time at South Beach. That's why I said the reference will get it.

[Mina Kimes]

Walk up to the door. This location is currently closed. Your sign right There says open 24 hours. It says 24 hours CVS pharmacy on the Internet. And right there on the freaking sign right there in the parking lot, the big sign on the Roadside, it says, CVS open 24 hours. Yeah, it's 2:15am that would be part of those 24 hours. It has a taped sign on the door. We are currently closed. Ray.

[Lunchbox]

I'll tell you what. I did pull down my pants and I vomited out the rear.

[Mina Kimes]

So then I'm like, all right. So I drive around town looking for something. I find a gas station. I'm like, they'll have it.

[Lunchbox]

You're going for gas station yellow jackets.

[Mina Kimes]

I'm going for anything with. Hopefully they'll have children. Will they have it at a gas station? Probably not. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It's right next to the motor oil and then those.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Air fresheners.

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know if they have that at the gas station, but I'm not ready for my kid. I don't think he has it. What it takes.

[Lunchbox]

We got two moon pies for one if that tickles your fancy. Welcome to Texarkana.

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know if he is able to take a pill like just an Advil or a Tylenol.

[Lunchbox]

You folks traveling through or through? Traveling. That was a joke. Laugh when you want.

[Mina Kimes]

And I pull in the parking lot and I'm about to get out of the car to go in there and look for some Tylenol or Advil for children. Motrin is what they call it. And I surveyed what was going on in that parking lot. I was like, I better not get out of this car. Lizards.

[Lunchbox]

We found our first lizard.

[Mina Kimes]

And so I reversed the car, pulled out of there, and I went back to the hotel empty handed. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Guess you didn't find what you were looking for. We're called Texarkana because we're not Texas or Arkansas. I'll see you later. You'll come back? Only place open 24 hours. You fell for that? Cvs. 24 hours.

[Mina Kimes]

So my advice to you, if you're ever traveling and you're going to be at the Texarkana, the state line, and you're going to need medicine in the middle of night, buy it before you go to bed, man, because nothing is open. Nothing is open. The gas station right there might have been a Sitco. It could have been a shell. Don't remember, but it was. It was not going to be. I don't know. It was not. I don't think it was safe.

[Lunchbox]

Well, welcome to my truck stop. You want to make an honest woman out of me? You're going to make me keep on being a serpent.

[Mina Kimes]

And that was our vacation, man.

[Lunchbox]

You think there were lizards in that parking lot?

[Mina Kimes]

No, there wasn't lizards.

[Lunchbox]

Other kinds?

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, I mean, it was just. There was a lot going on in that parking lot. Maybe flamingos, I don't know. But there was a lot going on in that parking lot.

[Lunchbox]

What I noticed now, a lot of the people to 711 by me, it's not your lizards. It's your. It's your flamingos, the male ones. And they're. They're looking for. Not lizards. They're looking for something else. Something that helps with their allergies.

[Mina Kimes]

Gosh, it was a great vacation. A lot of injury. I mean, it felt like a sitcom, everybody getting hurt. I mean, I was putting a worm on my baby box's hook and for some reason, he yanked the pole. Ah. Hooked me. He got hooked by his cousin.

[Lunchbox]

Hooked your.

[Mina Kimes]

No, he hooked my thumb. He got hooked. Baby box got hooked in the armpit by batter's box's son.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they may have been a little too young for the hooks.

[Mina Kimes]

Batter's box's son caught a turtle.

[Lunchbox]

That's impressive. Turtle.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, he caught a turtle. We had to reel it in and get it off the hook, which was hard because he kept putting his head inside his shell.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Were you catching releasing or were you cooking them?

[Mina Kimes]

Catch. And Release what? Who else? I mean, we got so many kids hooked. Like, it was unbelievable how many kids were hooked.

[Lunchbox]

See, probably not a great Airbnb. They need a dock where you can juts out, and that'll keep you guys from hooking. If you're all on shore, you're going to hook the whole.

[Mina Kimes]

No, no, they. They. They were on the dock, dude. They were walking around, just. I mean, here's what's funny. This is what's great about kids. They would get a bite. One kid would get a bite, and guess what would happen?

[Lunchbox]

They'd all drop their poles and go to the.

[Mina Kimes]

They would all run over there and drop their poles there. So that's how everybody. Because they're like, oh, my gosh. And my. My dad kept going, guys, there are fish everywhere. There are fish everywhere. Or the ones that just want to cast it. And so they take it way over their head. And there's a kid standing three feet behind him. It hooks them and he's like, guys, you've got to leave the worm in the water. I've never seen you catch anybody catch a fish with their worm out of water.

[Lunchbox]

He's incorrect. Fly fisherman. The flies stay above the water.

[Mina Kimes]

Okay, I said worm. I didn't say fly.

[Lunchbox]

Keep your worms in your pants, boys. That's men talk. Don't tell your moms I told you that.

[Mina Kimes]

But I will say fourth of July. It did rain all day. It did rain all day. And 9pm it finally stopped. We did get to do fireworks and the lake did flood. Like, we were there where the floods were. I saw boats floating down the lake, and I did almost catch a fish on July 5 from the flooded waters. I saw a bobber come up out of the water, go back under the water, and it was flying. It was swimming against the current. So I know there was a fish on there. I got the net, couldn't catch it. We had one kid throw a pole in the water when he was trying to cast. I was holding a dog and I tried to cast and I forgot I was holding the dog. The dog yanked. I dropped a pole in the water. I mean, it was. It was like the Bad News Bears.

[Lunchbox]

Go to the lake 911 that needs to be reincarnated.

[Mina Kimes]

Camp life, I mean, it was crazy. It was wild. It was a wild, wild time.

[Lunchbox]

Coming up on Wednesday's show, return of Stanchion Guy Pasta sauce. The reincarnation of Dick's Restaurant. A quarterback wearing a disguise. I don't know if that's how I teased it. The Last time.

[Mina Kimes]

No.

[Lunchbox]

And the $5,000 overcharge on Wednesday's pod.

[Mina Kimes]

I made my story. My stories may not have been interesting, but I just. That was my vacation, dude. So my foot. My sister, on Saturday morning, before we hit the road, she had to cut my stitches out because she's a nurse.

[Lunchbox]

If that's not the Sunday scaries, I don't know what is.

[Mina Kimes]

And my foot still hurts. I don't know how long it's supposed to be sore, but it's been over. It's been almost a week. No, it's been a week, and I still have a sore foot. So I don't know if there's still glass in it or if my foot is just bruised from them digging in it. My cousin said he was watching the doctor and he was taking, like, forceps and, like, peeling the skin back. And he was in there, and he.

[Lunchbox]

Was like, all right, I can't. I got goosebumps because there's that and the hooks all giving me goosebumps, dude.

[Mina Kimes]

The hooks. There were so many kids hooked this weekend. I mean, it was un Freaking believable. How many kids got hooked.

[Lunchbox]

You're doing that there. Billy was up in Dallas getting hooked. Different kind. Oh, it was raining there, too. Torrential downpours.

[Mina Kimes]

Dude, it was crazy, the amount of.

[Lunchbox]

Rain that came down.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, I mean, it was. It was wild. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It just looked like she. Billy sends me a video, middle finger, and it's just in the background, driving up 65 or 35 up to Dallas, sheets of rain coming down behind him.

[Mina Kimes]

Garrett's parents, they live in Austin neighborhood next to my parents. They got 3 inches of rain in 15 minutes.

[Lunchbox]

I saw some. Got 25 inches. Not in that amount of time.

[Mina Kimes]

He said they were out there trying to keep the water from coming in their back door.

[Lunchbox]

At that point, it's too late.

[Mina Kimes]

Unbelievable. I mean, it was crazy. The floods were crazy. We drove through it on the way back. Like, we saw some of the devastation, like our lake, Lake lbj. The docks were under the water. Like, we couldn't swim the last day. There's so much debris. But, yeah, the end of the. And then when we drove from Lake LBJ to Dallas, rain the whole way. The whole freaking way.

[Lunchbox]

You lucky made it back, boy.

[Mina Kimes]

There was one time we had to take a road. We had to turn around, not drown. It was over the water because. Over the road. Yeah, it was terrible, but, yeah. How's my vacation, man? I'm sorry. My vacation is not as important. Is not more important than yours, but I feel like your stories are going to be more bangers.

[Lunchbox]

I just said we'll slot it for Wednesday and then your vacation follow up is Friday.

[Mina Kimes]

I don't have any vacation follow up.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you got to come up with something.

[Mina Kimes]

We did go to the urgent care yesterday was something that happened at one.

[Lunchbox]

Of the gas stations I don't really want to talk about till Friday.

[Mina Kimes]

Now, baby box does have an ear infection, so he was not faking the injury. He was not up, you know, exaggerating the pain. He does have an ear infection, so.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, it was funny you talked about cvs, because the one I went to right next to it, CVS.

[Mina Kimes]

I was open 24 hours.

[Lunchbox]

24 hours. Because I go there at 3am when I'd wake up thinking I had a radio job. Oh, I'm on vacation. I forgot. So I'll go get Gatorades and stuff. Every time I was propositioned.

[Mina Kimes]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

Most of the time by men. Oh, even more interesting, right?

[Mina Kimes]

I'm going to tell you what. We kept the worm business in business. We bought probably 30 boxes of worms.

[Lunchbox]

Actually, I'm incorrect. Most of the time. Didn't know if it was manual.

[Mina Kimes]

Oh, all right. That's a long pod, dude. That was long.

[Lunchbox]

I'll cut it in half. Put one on one Monday, one Wednesday.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah, it's my fault, man. That vacation pod, it's always long. But yeah, it was great to see the family, though, dude. It was really fun that fishing right there.

[Lunchbox]

Last time you'll ever do it.

[Mina Kimes]

No, they. They. They were so. They loved it so much, dude. They. They were fishing every minute. They. Hey, can we go fish if we weren't swimming? They wanted to go fishing.

[Lunchbox]

But my point is this. You never know the last time you're gonna play wiffle ball, and you never know the last time you're gonna go fishing. I. I think the last time I went was when I was 12 at a church retreat with my dad around a lake. That was 28 years ago. Never been fishing since.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, we brought the wiffle balls. They did. Dad did throw some pitches to the kids. So did cousin Andrew. My sister bought this cool thing. It's like a water tee. Like, you hook it up and. And then you hit the ball. But we never even got it out. Dude, we had so much going on. We played some great games. My mom found this one game, it's called sock hockey. You cut noodles in half and you have a beach ball and you hit the beach ball, and that's how you play. It's like On a. I like it. So fun.

[Lunchbox]

What do you do for the nets?

[Mina Kimes]

You tie noodles together and you put them over. It's like an arch.

[Lunchbox]

You think that could have been what gave you the reverse diarrhea when you took one of those to the anus?

[Mina Kimes]

No, I don't. I don't think that was it at all. But yeah, I mean, I'm just telling you. And we caught some big fish, dude, it wasn't small. I mean, look at this fish. That's a big fish.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Pops does look pretty patient there.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, just big fish after big fish.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, was there a final tally or does it all just blend together?

[Mina Kimes]

I couldn't. I couldn't tell you how many. And it's so funny because we had to send them in and hey, caught another fish. Caught another fish. And then we played. Oh, another good game we played was this ping pong game. You get the like 24 pack of eggs, the crate carton, and you put it on the table and you play ping pong balls. You bounce them and you got to get four in a row.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So it's actually a little jit game now.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, look at the kids. They were into it. It was kids versus adults and they were going bananas.

[Lunchbox]

But you realize it's an actual game.

[Mina Kimes]

No, I didn't.

[Lunchbox]

They make boards for and stuff. Me and Bazer play it when we go to her parents.

[Mina Kimes]

And your boy caught a couple fish.

[Lunchbox]

John, man, you have no tally.

[Mina Kimes]

No, dude, I couldn't even tell you.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, would you get like 80?

[Mina Kimes]

I would say like 40.

[Lunchbox]

You caught 40 fish? Yeah, cuz I believe my family's record at Hog park. Me, my sister, brother and dad caught 22.

[Mina Kimes]

See, and here's Hawker Gray yard they got. It was great, dude. Oh, wow. I mean, it was so fun. They were. I mean, boom. Yeah, fantastic. We played a lot of Go Fish. And then we brought back the game that we used to play. I mean, we used to play this all the time. Racco. Oh, my gosh, guys, that is a game from the past. It was in the closet and we were like, what? And we played that every night.

[Lunchbox]

Card game.

[Mina Kimes]

Yeah. So fun, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Rock you.

[Mina Kimes]

I really wish I knew how many fish we caught. I really do wish. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what I'm saying because I was curious because I remembered the exact total. Maria can confirm. Muffy. I believe it was around 21 or 22 at Hog Park Pig park in Wyoming. Me, dad, you, rob, caught and. And then you guys didn't even have a total. I'm telling you, the kids need to know in 30 years when they're on a radio podcast, how many fish they caught that time at the camp box.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, falls. Look at. Look at gramps just in the water because they're all stuck on the rocks. We went down the street and they were getting them caught in a rock. He's just in the water getting. Getting them out of the rocks, dude. He's just so patient. So nice. I mean, did that place have a boat?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I'd have stuck those kids in a boat, not even taking the poles out.

[Mina Kimes]

I mean, why.

[Lunchbox]

Why pick poles when you go drink on a boat?

[Mina Kimes]

Like, check out this big old fish my niece caught.

[Lunchbox]

That might be the biggest one.

[Mina Kimes]

That's a massive fish. I mean, just so big.

[Lunchbox]

Those action photos are good too. Who took those?

[Mina Kimes]

I don't know. There you go, man. Here's the foot.

[Lunchbox]

All right, man.

[Mina Kimes]

All right. Sorry. Here's Doc working on me.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, you were reverse.

[Mina Kimes]

I was reverse. He's coming in from the backside, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

He had me put my pants down even though it was in my foot.

[Mina Kimes]

That was awesome. All right, we gotta go. We went way too long.

[Greg Rosenthal]

Who are the 25 greatest football players to grace the gridiron since the year 2000? Introducing NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years. Join me, Greg Rosenthal and an all star cast of media personalities including Mina Kimes, Steve Weiss, Kevin Harlan and more for a look at football's best since the turn of the century. Listen to NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years starting on June 30 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Mina Kimes]

Check out behind the Flow, a podcast.

[Lunchbox]

Documentary series following the launch of San Diego Football Club. San Diego coming to MLS is gonna be a game changer because this region is been hungry for a men's professional soccer team. We need to embrace this community.

[Mina Kimes]

Listen to San Diego FC behind the Flow on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ebony]

Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebony, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebonae and every Tuesday Tuesdays, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. This is an iHeart podcast.