SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show - "SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted"

Episode Information:

• Title: SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted
• Host/Author: Premiere Networks
• Release Date: July 5, 2025
• Description: Listen to 'The Bobby Bones Show' by downloading the daily full replay.

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Introduction

In this entertaining episode of The Bobby Bones Show, hosts Lunchbox and Eddie delve into a series of hilarious and awkward personal anecdotes centered around dating mishaps and the unintended consequences of their humor. The episode, aptly titled "SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted," explores the fine line between personal amusement and public reception of jokes, culminating in an unforgettable story about an unexpected guest.

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The Joke That Didn't Go Away

[02:08] Lunchbox: "It doesn't matter if people laugh. It matters if you think it's funny."

Lunchbox and Eddie kick off the episode by discussing the merits of personal humor versus audience reception. They ponder whether continuing a joke three weeks in keeps it funny or if it has become stale. The conversation highlights the importance of self-amusement over external validation, setting the stage for their ensuing stories.

[04:07] Eddie: "I've never heard that one before."

Eddie expresses his inability to grasp one of Lunchbox’s recurring jokes, leading to a deeper conversation about the nature of personal humor. They debate whether jokes made solely for one's own enjoyment will ever resonate with others, reinforcing the theme of personal versus shared humor.

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The Blonde Bombshell Story

[31:19] Lunchbox: "So we're at the bar and I don't know how this girl got in our circle, our radius or whatever, but whoever we were out with, she came around, she's talking and the bars are closing."

The centerpiece of the episode is the comedic recounting of Lunchbox's experience bringing home a striking blonde while he and Eddie were either asleep or preoccupied. The story unfolds with Lunchbox introducing the situation where a girl, seeking companionship for the night, ends up at their residence unannounced.

[33:01] Lunchbox: "And we're like, so how's it going?"

Upon bringing the blonde home, Lunchbox and Eddie find themselves in an awkward position as the girl expects a social interaction that they are unprepared for, having been asleep or disengaged. The hosts humorously describe their confusion and attempts to handle the situation without causing embarrassment.

[34:13] Lunchbox: "What's going on? This is what happened."

The narrative reaches its peak when Lunchbox and Eddie awaken to find the blonde guest still present, leading to a series of comedic exchanges about how to politely send her on her way without causing discomfort or awkwardness.

[36:34] Lunchbox: "And never saw her again. No idea what happened to that girl."

The story concludes with the two hosts realizing the unforeseen consequences of their humor and inattentiveness. The blonde’s departure remains a mystery, adding a humorous twist to the tale of how things spiraled out of control.

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Roommate Antics and Past Relationships

[23:36] Eddie: "What about the one time I woke up at the..."

Lunchbox and Eddie further explore their past relationships and roommate experiences, sharing stories of girlfriends and the ensuing chaos that led to unexpected pregnancies and awkward living situations. These anecdotes serve to highlight their dynamic camaraderie and knack for finding humor in everyday mishaps.

[39:26] Eddie: "Parenthood in the suburbs."

Eddie shares a story about dating and the complexities that arose from past relationships intersecting with their current lives, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of social interactions and the humorous side of adult relationships.

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Humorous Reflections on Personal Style and Parenting

[47:32] Eddie: "A lot of the SEC schools, that's how they dress though."

The conversation shifts to lighter topics as Lunchbox and Eddie reminisce about personal style choices and parenting. They discuss the evolution of fashion, particularly focusing on the relaxed dress codes of modern times versus traditional styles, injecting humor into their reflections on how appearances affect social interactions.

[50:19] Eddie: "I always thought you'd have to dress up."

They humorously dissect their own wardrobe choices, comparing casual attire to more formal expectations, and how these choices impact their daily lives and social engagements.

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Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

[51:34] Eddie: "Sports guys, I don't really know how this is going to fall, but I don't gamble anymore."

As the episode winds down, Lunchbox and Eddie briefly touch upon topics outside their main anecdotes, including sports and personal habits, maintaining their signature humor and light-hearted banter.

[52:05] Lunchbox: "Man, it feels so amazing."

Their final exchanges reflect on personal growth and the simplicity of embracing comfortable lifestyles, rounding off the episode with a positive and humorous outlook.

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Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox [02:08]: "It doesn't matter if people laugh. It matters if you think it's funny."
• Eddie [33:01]: "How dumb are you? Guys, there's a blond hair chick here."
• Lunchbox [36:34]: "Never saw her again. No idea what happened to that girl."
• Eddie [47:36]: "She looked so uncomfortable with these pants and clothes on."

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Conclusion

"SORE LOSERS: The Blonde Bombshell Nobody Wanted" delivers a blend of humor, personal stories, and relatable banter between Lunchbox and Eddie. Through their candid and comedic storytelling, listeners are entertained by the hosts' ability to find laughter in awkward and unexpected situations. This episode underscores the value of personal amusement and the unpredictable nature of social interactions, all wrapped in the engaging and humorous style that The Bobby Bones Show is renowned for.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

I started it.

[Lunchbox]

I appreciate you starting it, man.

[Eddie]

Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, so are you able to hear me? Easily.

[Lunchbox]

You've been doing this joke for, like three weeks. I don't know if it's still funny. Like, I don't know if three weeks in, if people are still laughing at. I don't know if it's still funny. But all that matters. Here's the thing. It doesn't matter if people laugh. It matters if you think it's funny.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

And you enjoy that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because after doing stuff for you and doing stuff for Bazer, you do what is funny for you. Maybe Bazer doesn't think something's funny, you just do it for you at the end of the day.

[Lunchbox]

Since when do you do stuff for me on this?

[Eddie]

Oh, on the Bobby Bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

The big show.

[Eddie]

I'll kick you a fake laugh if I'm on there.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, touche. I get it. I get your point. Because like you say with your wife. With my wife, I still made the same joke every time. Say, man, I'm hungry. Hi, nice to meet you. I hate it when you do that. It's Such a stupid joke. But I do it anyway. I'm like, you used to laugh when we first met, so why would it not be funny now? She goes, because you've been doing it for years.

[Eddie]

I gotta be real. I don't get it.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

Hey, I'm hungry. Nice to meet you. No, no, because you're always hungry.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, she says, I'm hungry.

[Eddie]

That's actually great.

[Lunchbox]

And that's.

[Eddie]

I've never heard that one before.

[Lunchbox]

And that's when you throw, hi, nice to you.

[Eddie]

Oh, I gotta do that with the nephews. Because that's their favorite sentence they will say.

[Lunchbox]

Or, oh, I'm so tired. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm. And they're like, what? Like you're introducing yourself. You're so tired. So I just want to introduce myself. It's the stupidest joke.

[Eddie]

I've never heard it. Who did it?

[Lunchbox]

Keith.

[Eddie]

Kid, I'm so horny. Oh, nice to meet you.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no, he didn't say that. He didn't. No, no. But that is what it's all about. That's the kind of jokes, like you say that are just for you see.

[Eddie]

I thought it was I'm so hungry. But you always. I thought you were saying that. And it's something that you've. Every day of your life, you say. And she goes, oh, nice to meet you. Like, this isn't. I've met you before.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, no, no, no. This is you introducing yourself.

[Eddie]

Because you could also say that you could, like, if somebody. Oh, I see it all the time. I've met the. Hi, I've met you before. I've lived you with your 10 years. I'm aware.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. But now that we've been married 10 years, it' she's hungry. Or when the kids are hungry, dad, I'm hungry. Oh, nice to meet you. I didn't know we had a kid named I'm hungry. And they don't really like it. They don't think it's funny. They don't really. I don't think they comprehend it. Sort of like you didn't comprehend it, but here we are. I mean, it's for me. It's not for them, it's for me.

[Eddie]

And you would hope. I mean, I guess the comedians do. They do the. Like Theo Vaughn, does he think he's funny? He has to, right?

[Lunchbox]

100%.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

If you're a comedian, you have to believe you are hilarious.

[Eddie]

Okay, so then every person on planet Earth tells jokes for themselves.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, they write the joke. Thinking man. I am so funny. And because I think I'm funny, other people are going to think I'm funny. It's sort of like when Ray God complex. No, it's not that. But it's like whenever you're somewhere, like at the grocery store. Another joke that I like to do and I do it for myself but because it's funny is they're like, oh, how are you doing today? And I'm like looking good. That's half the battle. I do it every time. I do it at the grocery store, I do it checking in at, you know, the doctor's appointment. I do it checking in at the airport when we're checking into a hotel, wherever we are.

[Eddie]

And it would work on vacation or an airport, but if somebody says that at McDonald's, I, if I was a worker, duh.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Not, not when you're ordering food. If it's vacation mode. Looking good. Yeah, you are. Welcome to the Bahamas, sir. Enjoy your seven day stay.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's not. You don't just go looking good. They say, how are you doing today? And you say looking good. That is half the battle.

[Eddie]

You're telling me when you sit down to eat at a normal restaurant with your, without the kids because that's probably a Chuck E. Cheese, so maybe it does work with the mouse. But if you're bourbon and steak and whiskey or whatever it's called, how's it going tonight, sir? Looking good. That's half the battle. I would hope to God you don't do that at a nice restaurant.

[Lunchbox]

It's usually at the hostess stand when you're checking in for a vacation. No, no, like when you're checking for a restaurant, you know, hello, how are you doing today, sir? Looking good. That's half the battle. And they're like, what can I do for you? And I'm like, I'll just try to get a table for two.

[Eddie]

What if it's an 18 year old server or a hostess?

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't matter. I'm looking good, I'm looking good. I'm not saying they're looking good, but I could see how they could interpret it as I'm calling you good looking. No, it's all for me. I enjoy doing that. When I'm walking onto a plane and they have that flight attendant that is always standing right there when you walk.

[Eddie]

Into the plane, that's back to vacation mode. So that strengthens my point.

[Lunchbox]

And they say, hello, welcome, how are you doing today? Looking good. That's half the battle. Okay, my Wife just rolls her eyes. Because that works.

[Eddie]

Vacation mode. Not at a sit down restaurant.

[Lunchbox]

I disagree. It works anywhere. It works anywhere when no one is.

[Eddie]

Expecting it would work at a restaurant. You know, you're at Twin Peaks. You're at Tilted Kilts. Tilted. Kill some of these newer ones. Looking good. That's half the battle. Oh, yeah. What do you boys want to order today? Yeah, you want something like some wings? It works with that.

[Lunchbox]

My wife, like I said, gets so annoyed. But every once in a while, I'll catch her off guard because she'll forget about it and I'll hit it and the person gets a good reaction and she'll tell the people, don't laugh. It's not funny.

[Eddie]

So you've never done that one around me. If you did, by initial reaction, immediate, without even thinking, I'll be like duff. An embarrassed maybe. Funny.

[Lunchbox]

That's it. Okay, see, because my wife gets a little embarrassed. She's like, oh, my gosh, don't. She goes, just ignore him. Just ignore him.

[Eddie]

Does it work with a guy?

[Lunchbox]

Don't really do it, guys.

[Eddie]

I told you. I knew you didn't use it. Every time there's a dude looking good, that's half the battle. How are you doing, Peter? It doesn't work with guys.

[Lunchbox]

That's. I forgot the caveat.

[Eddie]

I'll call you that. Out on that one, dude.

[Lunchbox]

That's the caveat. But there's usually not a guy that's.

[Eddie]

Being a freaking truck stop and a fly.

[Lunchbox]

No. No, I don't look good.

[Eddie]

That's half the battle. What are you guys doing today?

[Lunchbox]

Because usually if you're at a Flying J, guess what? They're not saying, how you doing today? You know what they're saying? Is that. All right? 756. Thank you. That's it. They're not engaging in conversation. When you're with the hostess, it's usually a female. It's usually someone that is talkative because they are a hostess. And they're supposed to welcome you to the restaurant. Welcome you to the hotel.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Welcome you to the airplane. It's not usually dudes.

[Eddie]

And you're right. They're gonna be more bubbly.

[Lunchbox]

Girls are more bubbly. Females are more bubbly. They want to talk. Guys are more paper, Plastic.

[Eddie]

Flying J. I can't believe we brought that back. I was coming back from Georgia, stopped by one. It was NFL Sunday. They had a theater room in the back, recliner, chairs, NFL ticket. Not saying it was the best. It was probably illegally streamed. It looked like one of those streamers from overseas, booming it on a big screen. Projector, recliners all at the Flying J. There was no dudes in there.

[Lunchbox]

You know why they have that?

[Eddie]

To keep them there.

[Lunchbox]

It's a truck stop, so the truckers need something to watch. They. I never thought about this.

[Eddie]

Right. But if you have TV playing, no matter how poorly quality it is, they'll stay there, eat some meals there, get some gas, fuel their tires, maybe get something from the merchandise for their kids that they haven't seen in two weeks. For truckers. Guys, I did too many horns last time. So just one.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's what I mean. I never thought about. How do truckers catch a part of the game? They may listen to it on their radio, but I'm saying, like when they stop, because they have mandatory hours, they have to stop. So they probably time it where they can catch the Titans game at the Flying J.

[Eddie]

Absolutely.

[Lunchbox]

Or they're a Packers fan. They ask them, they look up all the Flying Jays that have the Sunday NFL ticket and they call them ahead of time, say, hey, if I stop there, bubba, you mind if we put on the packers game? They're like, packers suck. Oh, that's right. We won't put it on here. So then he calls the next Flying J and he looks for that spot.

[Eddie]

Why do you think I want to be a truck driver? Because if that is the case where you can design your own hours, I would wake up at midnight, I would have the load hauled by noon, turn on Major league baseball at 1pm After a one hour nap.

[Lunchbox]

Only a one hour nap. Man, that's impressive.

[Eddie]

Ray wins a lot. Lizards come in.

[Lunchbox]

But do you take a one hour nap in at your house or do you take it in the cab of the truck?

[Eddie]

Cab. That, that's the beauty of it. You don't leave your truck. The only time you're going to leave it is to get a lizard.

[Lunchbox]

That's not. See, that's the exact opposite of beauty. Like, you want to go to work, sleep where you work, eat where you work. That seems miserable.

[Eddie]

Well, and actually I got to get. I'm going in character. I'm not. I'm married now and I have a job. So I probably will never be a truck driver. I understand you're going, but when I was single.

[Lunchbox]

Before you were married.

[Eddie]

Before I was married.

[Lunchbox]

Character.

[Eddie]

That's when you're going. You're in the parking lot, you find a good one Flying J, where there's going to be some good lizards, and you're watching the Game, taking a nap. You don't even have to leave the parking lot. So I see these guys around town, they got the headset still on, they're still talking on the CB or they got music playing through their ears. They're getting some food back in the truck. It's the easiest job.

[Lunchbox]

See, I don't think it's the easiest job. You got other drivers, you got all the weather conditions. You have to deal with everything, right?

[Eddie]

But you. I would time. What do you think? I told you the other day, hey, man, it's going to rain around 1. Are you really riding your bike? I know the weather. So I would have left the load and the rig and all that. Midnight. I'm delivered by noon when the storm hits. And then I'm in my cab and the storm's hitting and I'm taking a night, a napper.

[Lunchbox]

You think it's that Colby White has the easiest job in America?

[Eddie]

Yeah, because it's mindless. You just stay in the far right lane. Who cares if you. Because there's governors on them. They can't go 90 miles an hour. From what I was told, there's no reason to speed. So you're just hanging over there. You're seeing America for free. You got. You can talk to every person you know. Imagine how many times you call your parents. Holy hell, Ray. What is it? It's not Father's Day. What do you call me for? Hey, dad. Just to talk. How are you doing?

[Lunchbox]

Ty, I need to know, do you have the easiest job in America? I mean, do you stop at a Flying J and watch your packers game? I have no idea how it works. And are there. Can you be a trucker only Monday through Friday and then you're off on the weekends? Or is it random schedule no matter what?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know that. But south beach, he wasn't in a truck. He was in a white van. Right out of college, he would deliver stuff. Not that. And it was in Austin and it was some specialized part that they needed in South Padre Island. Don't know where he got this job from, but it was right out of college. I got Grande Communications, I got telecommunications. South beach is delivering a part. So he would do it on a Sunday, he would leave at noon and he would listen to all the NFL games on the radio. And he said it was the best job. And he drive along the coast and.

[Lunchbox]

Then drive down to Padre.

[Eddie]

Drive to Padre. I think he went to Padre and then came back in the same day because he would.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, God.

[Eddie]

So that Maybe made it bad. But he would stop by San Marcos, he would come by and we'd have some beers and he'd stay the night and then he'd go back to Austin.

[Lunchbox]

Huh?

[Eddie]

But he said there's something different listening to those games on the radio when you're driving and you're getting paid to do it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna tell you what the best flight ever, though is. Austin to Brown to Harlingen, whatever it is, because it is a 40 minute flight or whatever. I mean, I had, you know, Garrett's Wedding down in Brownsville, and a lot of people are like, oh, dude, I'm going to drive. It's only like a six hour drive. The flight was literally 36 minutes and it was like $80. Dude. You want to talk about partying your balls off all weekend and then getting back? Having to wake up on Sunday and drive back? No, no, no. We woke up and we see everybody in the hotel lobby. Everybody's like, oh, we got to drive back. We got to drive back. I was at home in my bed within two and a half hours of waking up.

[Eddie]

Why are you just telling me this? Freshman year of college, we went to South Padre, we flew to Dallas and drove.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's okay.

[Eddie]

Why did we not fly for $80?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well, I don't know if it was that cheap from Chicago, dude.

[Eddie]

My. My buddy didn't hook it up with the local information. I don't think people know you can fly down there.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe not, but it was amazing. It was. It was like the one time we went to South Potter from San Antonio for college spring break, and I slept on the side of the road. That drive back was the most miserable drive back ever.

[Eddie]

Imagine waking up senior year of high school in Florida and having to drive all the way home in one day in your parents suburban. And you're not allowed to let anybody else drive it. Hungover. Actually, I didn't really get hungover in high school, so I think I was fine.

[Lunchbox]

From where?

[Eddie]

Michigan to Michigan. I had to go from Orlando. I had to go from Kissimmee to Michigan, hung over with four dudes in the back of the car smoking pot.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa. Don't tell your parents that. Holy crap.

[Eddie]

Can you imagine me?

[Lunchbox]

You know what's funny, guys?

[Eddie]

Leave the windows open.

[Lunchbox]

That's amazing that you went that far on spring break in high school.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was. It wasn't exactly spring break.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't realize so many people went on spring break in high school.

[Eddie]

But it's a thing, though. It's Cooler almost to drive because everybody's going the same way.

[Lunchbox]

No, I get it. Because then you're in the caravan, you're in the traffic, and people are, you know, tossing beers car to car.

[Eddie]

It's really where you're throwing the football in traffic.

[Lunchbox]

I've heard the stories. It's just like the movies, Ray.

[Eddie]

You want to go camping with a football?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't want to go camping with the football. Should we start the show?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

I forgot we were even on.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I thought we were just sitting in a room with mics in front of us, just talking for no reason. The red lights told us nothing.

[Eddie]

I got to be more careful, though, without the condom on because I'm not able to hear the sounds. And people were saying the horn was way too loud. Actually, Bazer goes, hey, it was honestly annoying. So I go, okay, I'll tone down the horn. Got it. I'm doing it blindly.

[Lunchbox]

I don't understand why two weeks later, like, you still have not put the condom back on when people were saying, put the condom on, get protection. And it's been two weeks and you still won't do it. Like, are you just stubborn?

[Eddie]

I'm not stubborn, but it flows better because we're all set up there with my headset in the other room. I can just run in there and I think it sounds better. I don't like those headphones.

[Lunchbox]

So you're telling me I need to bring an extra pair of headphones for you into this studio?

[Eddie]

No, because I don't like the new ones. They have to be the old school ones from Austin days.

[Lunchbox]

It's like my old roommate, I. He used to, like, just not use protection, and he just bring. We'd bring home these random skanks and he would just, you know, he'd be like, oh, dude, I don't need protection. I don't need protection. And I don't know how many years I had to tell him, hey, dude, you need protection. Like, you need to like, dude, you're. You're playing with fires. Like, nah, dude, Nah, dude, nah. Well, guess what, man? He brought a girl home, and guess what happened? She got pregnant.

[Eddie]

Still together?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They had a kid. You know how long they knew each other before she got pregnant? Six hours.

[Eddie]

There was this chick on Vanderpump, and she had said something like that they were married with a kid and all that, and she goes, yeah, he was actually just a one night stand. And then he just kind of stuck around. And then they got a divorce on the Show. But it was sad how she said that. She goes, he was honestly on Tinder. It was just a one night stand. And then the next day he called me, and the next day and the next day. I didn't expect him to stick us to both stick around that long. Kind of sad how she told it.

[Lunchbox]

That's a love story if I've ever heard one. I got a buddy that he's married to a chick. They were just kind of booty calling it. They would just call each other about midnight, 1am, 2am, and then next thing you know, it's like, maybe we should grab dinner. We should grab another dinner instead of.

[Eddie]

Just a nightcap every time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And so for like, I think it was like three or four months, they were just a nightcap. Then they started dating. Then they got married and they got a kid and they're still together and they look happy.

[Eddie]

She goes, can we ever hang out at a different time of the day, that is at 2:00am?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah. Can we like hang out when the sun's up? That's weird. That's a. That's a weird proposition.

[Eddie]

You up?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Hey, that was a good text. That was always a good one. You awake? You out? Like at 1:30am you text some random chick. The chick, you out, yeah, you want to meet up?

[Eddie]

But mine was always with the radio show. I was getting up so early, I would make all these plans and I'd fall asleep. At 7pm, I wake up to some chicken. 20 text messages yelling at me for not showing up to the bar.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's terrible. There was this one girl, she was a Cowboys fan, had a fake rack. This is before I was married. And I texted her one night after getting back from the bars. I was like, whoa.

[Eddie]

She was a Cowboys cheerleader.

[Lunchbox]

Not just fan fan. I just remember that. I just remember that. And I think she may have been teacher. And I text her, I was like, hey, you up? She's like, yeah, I've been watching movies all night. And I'm like, oh, come over, come over.

[Eddie]

Got a good movie over here.

[Lunchbox]

And she go. I go, I got movies over here. It's like three in the morning.

[Eddie]

You ever seen the Driver?

[Lunchbox]

You ever seen Debbie Does Dallas?

[Eddie]

Big Avengers fan, eh?

[Lunchbox]

And so she's like, no, by the time I get over there, you're gonna pass out. Oh, no. And I'm like, no. She's like, you've been out all night drinking. I'm like, no, I'm fine. Just come, I'll be awake. And so I Sat on the stairs, started petting the dogs. And like 38 minutes later, I woke up and I texted her. I'm like, why aren't you coming? She goes, I knocked on the door, the dogs were barking. You didn't answer.

[Eddie]

Brutal.

[Lunchbox]

Like, how dumb am I?

[Eddie]

So dumb.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, first of all, how dumb am I to not just unlock the door and tell her to come in that.

[Eddie]

But also, you knew you were going to. If you can't sit down is the thing. You get on a comfy couch, your lights out after drinking.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know. And so I was like, just sit.

[Eddie]

In this chair here for a minute. She knocked on your door, and you.

[Lunchbox]

Knocked on the door. Dogs barking, me.

[Eddie]

The ring cam could catch her.

[Lunchbox]

That she's probably sitting there going, oh, my. I wonder how many times she knocked. Right? That's my question is how many times did she knock?

[Eddie]

A good knock, but in a house, if you got fans going, ain't no way you're hearing that.

[Lunchbox]

Not hearing it right. And it'd been 38 minutes. She only lived 15 minutes from me. So I was like, just come back. So stupid. And she's like, no, I'm not coming back. And I'm like, yes, just come back. It'll be fun. She goes, if I come back, I'm gonna pick you up, and you're gonna have to come spend that at my place.

[Eddie]

This chick wanted you. She comes back for the double dip.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, fine. So I went and stood in the kitchen. She came back. Had to go to her place, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the standing is the key. Once you're in that couch, you're gone. You're out.

[Lunchbox]

It was over. I was like, boom. But, yeah, we better start the show, man. That was before I was married, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. I'll wake up to 20 text messages. I'm at the bar. Where are you? Hey, I'm here. Are you coming? Hey. Seriously, where are you? Okay, this isn't gonna work. Why do you never come when we make plans at night? Every night, I'd pass out at 8pm.

[Lunchbox]

That'S the best, dude.

[Eddie]

The one intern, I can't even. Don't even know her name. She was just a promotions intern in Austin, and she had a boyfriend at the time, and I was single. And so I would always just. I'd always just say, oh, come on. He's just some UT frat boy. You guys are gonna be together for like a week. Oh, no, we're still together. We're still together. One time, a couple months later, she Hits me up and I am at. On a Friday night. Hey. Had some trouble with my boyfriend. I think we broke up. What are you doing tonight? Me? I mean, I had been pressing this for four months.

[Lunchbox]

You. What did you do? You were like, I'm coming out.

[Eddie]

I was passed out asleep. And I think by Monday she had another boyfriend.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, this. That was a great ending to that story, man. Like, really. That really made it.

[Eddie]

The things I woke up to. Text haterade. Drunk people in my house. Billy, what happened last night? Who are all these people?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, heck, I woke up in my house and there was a new child there because my roommate got a girl pregnant.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So then he moved out and another dude moved in, and guess what he did.

[Eddie]

Met a guy, got a girl pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

And that's on top of my roommate in college. He met a chick and brought her home, and guess what happened to her.

[Eddie]

Pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

Pregnant. Oh, I had three roommates in a row get a girl pregnant.

[Eddie]

What about the one time I woke up at the. When you and me were living together and you brought a girl home because you gave her a ride or something? You're like, oh, my God. You're like, hey, guys, you guys are single. Does anybody. I mean, a nice blog girl. But I was like, I don't even. I didn't even, like, really hang out with her tonight. I don't even know this girl. Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Eddie]

She's sleeping on the couch.

[Lunchbox]

Lunch.

[Eddie]

Who's the random blonde in our living room, man?

[Lunchbox]

Let me tell you. I'll tell you.

[Eddie]

And the bad thing is that she was probably hot, but I just woke up. I just woke up.

[Lunchbox]

This is what happened.

[Eddie]

Like, leave me alone. Get the hell out of my house. Who is this Per. Maybe she was hot. I don't even know. But when I come home, I want some eggs and bakey. When I come down from waking up in the morning, this is.

[Lunchbox]

This is. This is what? How it went down. Okay, I'm. I'm going to tell you exactly.

[Eddie]

Tell it after we start the show in a commercial.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's start the. This. This story is hilarious. Like, I. I forgot all about that. And you bring it up, and it is hilarious.

[Eddie]

All right, we're going to do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3.

[Lunchbox]

So. Loser. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'. All.

[Eddie]

It's Sizzin from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife 2.2 acres. We got 23 kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them in the electrophysiology unit as much as he possibly can. Not on the weekends though. He sauteed then lunch. Over to you if we got to do anything.

[Lunchbox]

No, we're not going to do anything. We're going to take a break and we'll come back and tell the story. We'll be right back. Get in the zone autozone John always.

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[Lunchbox]

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[Guest]

I'm trained to go compete. I'm trained to be like harder. But sometimes that mentality stops you from stopping and smelling the flowers in your own garden.

[Lunchbox]

Is it wrong to want more?

[Guest]

We migrated. Our family migrated here. I'm like second generation.

[Lex Borrero]

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25 years, 25 players before training camp kickstarts a new NFL season, NFL Daily is going to look back. It is a special six episode series where myself, Greg Rosenthal and some of the top NFL minds like Kevin Harlan, Mina Kimes and Bill Barnwell make the case. For each player, we're taking a look back giving you NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years. So who made the list? You know Tom Brady's on it. Where's Patrick Mahomes?

[Lunchbox]

Mahomes is into the end zone. Touchdown Kansas City.

[Greg Rosenthal]

He's on it. How about Lamar Jackson?

[Eddie]

Jackson takes it himself. Look at him. Dirt back and Forth. Oh, he broke his ankles and he's got a touchdown.

[Lunchbox]

He is Houdini.

[Greg Rosenthal]

You are going to have to listen. To find out, listen to NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years, starting on June 30 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

So I don't even know if you were out that night. You had. There's no way. No, you had to be out that night. Had to be.

[Eddie]

It was that crazy of a night. We got split up.

[Lunchbox]

Here's the thing. No, it had to be because it was you and Minnie Wolo. I know it was you and Minnie.

[Eddie]

Wolo, but who says we had to have gone out that night?

[Lunchbox]

Minnie Wolo was an intern in college. Do you think he was just going to waste one of his last three weeks in Nashville just going to bed on a weekend?

[Eddie]

So you think. I think you're actually might be right on this. We went out pretty much every Friday and Saturday when we were single.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

In the town together.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

That probably makes sense.

[Lunchbox]

And he had a girlfriend all summer and then they broke up with like two and a half weeks left of summer. He had moved here to be an intern and was living with her. And once they broke up, he needed somewhere to live, so he lived in Sisson's freaking bedroom for two weeks. For like two weeks. That's what I'm saying. So you're not going to waste a Friday or Saturday night. So anyway, we go out and I guess you guys leave. And of course me, I'm never going to leave before the bar closes. And I'm like, I'm staying out. I'm staying out.

[Eddie]

The only guy I know that's gotta close it down with the mop bucket guy. Lunch man. We're good. Bars are closing. Time to go home.

[Lunchbox]

I understand that. I. I've closed many of bars down. I've seen the mop buckets come out where I'm just waiting on the bartender to go home with her. I've done that before. I've done that song and dance.

[Eddie]

That's why Larsa Pippen says she got broke up with Michael Jordan's kid. Why she said it just. He was it. It wasn't 4am, it wasn't 5am, it was 6am he had to stay at every club, not only till every person left, till the cleaning crew came through and the janitorial services were. There she goes. I just couldn't take anymore. I couldn't take staying at the Club till the sun came up. Every time we went out back to your story.

[Lunchbox]

She did say that she's glad she got out. Like it was just hard.

[Eddie]

Well, no, they were probably. She babysat him.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it. That is the weirdest. Like, that was in.

[Eddie]

Scotty Pippen was married to Larsa Pippen. Larsa Pippen was Scottie Pippen played with Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's kid dated Larson Pippen, Scottie Pippen's ex wife. And then they broke up. That was the story I just told.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, but that was Larsa. The only reason she did that was a big screw you to Scotty to say you know what Michael Jordan is. You're right. Like you're. You were teammates that won all these championships, but you guys hate each other. You don't. There's not another person on the planet that Scottie Pippen hates more than Jordan. Than Jordan. So the only way she can get back at Scotty is to date Jordan's son. I don't know. That is the weirdest. Like, mentally, I would like to know what's going on upstairs. There's not a lot. Right.

[Eddie]

She's well thought. I mean, she. On the show, she's fine. She's a sweet lady. I think right now she's in the heart of. She's in the thick of the party scene. But I believe when they first got her and Scotty first got divorced, she had a good intentions. I don't know if she necessarily meant it like that.

[Lunchbox]

Stop engines. Of all the dudes in the world, she hooks up with Michael Jordan's son.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm sure they were all friends from when they played together. They had been around each other a lot. Okay, now he's 12. Wow, that's really young. 18. Oh, kids. Young. 20. Oh, he's kind of cute. 22. Oh, he's cute. Oh. 30. Oh, we're divorced. Oh, he's really cute. I don't know. They knew each other very well. Friend circles. Like, you know.

[Lunchbox]

No, I, I don't. I don't think like me dating your wife.

[Eddie]

Friend circles.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, not my wife. Not my wife. You'd have to date my kid.

[Eddie]

All right, go back to the girl, blonde girl story.

[Lunchbox]

So we're at the bar and I don't know how this girl got in our circle, our radius or whatever, but whoever we were out with, she came around, she's talking and the bars are closing. Everybody's leaving, and I'm getting a cab and she's like, well, I don't want to Take a cab by myself. Can I, can I just go to your place?

[Eddie]

Fish in a barrel. When we first moved here.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, well, I got a chick. But I mean I got two roommates at home. I'm sure one of them will let you sleep with them.

[Eddie]

And if I remember correctly, we definitely got text messages like, hey guys, are you up breaking a chick? I believe this is a long time. This 10 years ago. I believe. We're like, he says, he's, did you get the text from lunch? He says he's bringing a chick home.

[Lunchbox]

She said, she said, oh, do you think the cab could drop me on my house? And I'm like, well, where do you live? And it was like 30 minutes out of the way. And I'm like, I'm not paying for 30 minutes out of the way.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

And she's like, why didn't you come to your place? I'm like, I got two dudes that are there. Like let me text them. And I am texting you guys, hey, wake up. I'm bringing a chick for you guys.

[Eddie]

The curse. I fall asleep every night at 8.

[Lunchbox]

I said, hey, minnie wallow. Minnie wallow. Dude, get up, get up, there's a chick coming. You need to be downstairs waiting for this chick.

[Eddie]

We're tucked into our comforter, snoring. We're in our jammies. She's still in her, still at her heels and a skirt all the way up to her butt. And she was wearing it the whole next morning. The whole next morning we're in our jammies.

[Lunchbox]

And we're like, so how's it going? So I bring this chick home and I go bang on Ray's door and I'm like, hey, dude, guys, the girl's here. The girl's here. And they're like, what? And I'm like, dude, there is a hottie downstairs.

[Eddie]

How dumb are you? Guys, there's a blond hair chick here. Dude, we thought it was a mid dream.

[Lunchbox]

I said, there is a smoking hot blondie downstairs that decided to come home with me because I had two roommates and she didn't. I didn't. I wasn't going to pay for a cab for her to go 30 minutes. I don't understand how she got here. I'm not really sure how this transpired, but she is here. You guys want to wake up? No, man, no, no. Get out, get out of my room. What?

[Eddie]

Trying to sleep, man. We got bones in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, there is a chick. Let me repeat myself. There is a chick downstairs.

[Eddie]

I'm not asking you guys if you want pizza or chicken wings. I'm telling you there's a hot blonde. Damn it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not asking you if you want to cook me dinner, man. I'm not asking that.

[Eddie]

It's like, I'm not asking for a favor. I'm giving you dumb as a favor.

[Lunchbox]

I am trying to help you guys out in your life. Like, I am trying to help you guys and you guys don't. What? Shut the door. Okay, now the question is, how do I go explain this to this chick that they're not interested?

[Eddie]

I just, I believe if I'm going back 10 years in my head, I think I just thought, there's no way she's hot. She's probably a nice girl. I'm tired. I don't feel like talking about the Bobby Bone show for the next two hours to a fan. So I was like, all right, man, we'll see in the morning. So I just didn't think she was hot. I. I didn't see her. There may have been a silhouette I saw of her, but I'm like, okay, there's just no way he brought home this, like, nine blonde. There's no way.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, what I. I still, like. What was her thinking?

[Eddie]

Well, she was trying to find a bed so she didn't have to sleep on the couch with the dogs.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. Well, no, no, what was her thinking going, well, I'll just come to your place. What? Like, no, I, I'm not like, I, I like that is how crazy she thought you were.

[Eddie]

A soft landing maybe, right? I was friend zoned.

[Lunchbox]

No, I wasn't. And I was like, well, I got a girlfriend, but I got two dudes at the apartment. You know, like, come on back and, And I don't know how she got home in the morning.

[Eddie]

Well, smash cut to the morning. We go downstairs and this girl's dressed to the nines in stiletto heels, and she is hot. She's on the couch. She slept with the dogs the night before. That's how stupid we are.

[Lunchbox]

And the great part is never saw again in our lives. No idea what happened to that girl.

[Eddie]

That girl was baser. Kidding.

[Lunchbox]

Never.

[Eddie]

Never in a million years would be able to pick her out of a lineup.

[Lunchbox]

No idea. No, I. She may listen to the pod, be like, oh, my God, that was me. And she may email us. We are the sore losers. Gmail dot com. But I doubt she's. We're ever going to hear from her again.

[Eddie]

And Please confirm in 2013. You were smoking hot. Because that next morning I was like, good God, I've made a mistake. Because he definitely brought home a hot chick last night. But I'm just waking up and she's like hungover and ordering a cab and wondering where she is right now, so this is never going to work out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I don't know if she took a cab home, if we gave her a ride home, and.

[Eddie]

Ray, I've lost track of the story.

[Lunchbox]

No. And then my. My favorite part is.

[Eddie]

Well, she definitely. It was. It wasn't Uber days. So she ordered a yellow cab on the west side.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

East side of Nashville. And went off to wherever she lived in Gallatin or whatever.

[Lunchbox]

But what a wild time.

[Eddie]

And never saw her again.

[Lunchbox]

Never saw her again. Didn't have her phone number, didn't have anything. So I don't know if she made it home. Okay. No idea.

[Eddie]

Ray, we may have just sent her out on the street.

[Lunchbox]

We could have. We could have sent her off to, you know, just be.

[Eddie]

We could be the dumbest three dudes in the history of the planet turned down to the hot blonde who's never been turned down before. And then we send her out on the streets because we all got work to worry about. We're like, dude, I don't. I don't feel like playing house. Like, get this girl.

[Lunchbox]

All right, girl. Like, I mean, it's 8:30. Like, you're gonna have to go. Like, thanks for coming. I'm sorry. These two guys were doing whatever they were doing in their bed. And you guys, you just have to go. Like, it's weird.

[Eddie]

And it's like, I'm watching Confirmed lunch, though. Those texts though, when you said you were bringing a hot chick home yet that that was confirmed correct. She was definitely hot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And when you were baking on my door last night telling me there's a hot chick downstairs, like, if one of you guys want to come downstairs. Yeah, sorry about that. We shouldn't ignored you. And so we do need confirmation from her that she was hot. Like, would you please send like an email member? Hey, I'm hot. Because there was a girl that was. We were. We would run around with about 12 years ago when we moved here. One of the guys we worked with, shipmate, he's no longer in our circle now. He's moved on, moved somewhere else. But he was hanging out with this chicken and the blonde. No, I wasn't. Oh, that blonde.

[Eddie]

I introduced him to her.

[Lunchbox]

That blonde was gorgeous.

[Eddie]

I pulled that blonde for him.

[Lunchbox]

That blonde was gorgeous.

[Eddie]

He will go on record and say, I pulled that blonde for him. And then they were a better fit. So I was like, y' all should chill. Yeah, but I'm the one that initiated that one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so, no, he was this chick. I don't remember her name. Right.

[Eddie]

Her name was Cinnamon.

[Lunchbox]

No, but she had a friend with a first name that started with a C, and they kind of do their thing. They hook up.

[Eddie]

I know who you're talking about.

[Lunchbox]

You know what I'm talking about. Yes. You know what I'm talking about, right? And she was so hot. Yeah, so hot. She had just had a breast augmentation to enlarge them.

[Eddie]

Just has a newly performed boob job.

[Lunchbox]

Boob job. And, I mean, they do their thing, whatever. And I don't know, then never see her again. Like, after whatever, you know, they do it for a few months, and then bam. Never see her again. Smash cut. Four years ago.

[Eddie]

Parenthood in the suburbs.

[Lunchbox]

Ding, ding, ding. Ray, there is a kid in my. In Baby Box 2's Class A daughter, and we get invited to a birthday party at a swimming pool. And I show up, and the girl's like, hey, good to see you. How you been? I'm like, what? She was like, oh. She was like, I used to date shipmate. And I'm like, what?

[Eddie]

And her husband's right here. Three kids running around, no one kidding.

[Lunchbox]

But the husband is right there.

[Eddie]

He's within ears.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, and. And she goes, yeah, I used to go to the bars with him. And I'm like, whoa, this is. Don't. Don't. No, no, no. Why. Why say that to your husband? This is gonna get awkward because I. You did go to the bars with me, but I had no, like, interaction with you.

[Eddie]

How's it going, Lunchbox? Yeah, our old buddy used to throw it back with your wife.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, my buddy used to bend your wife over the bed. No, Like, I. I didn't know what to say.

[Eddie]

We were friends with her before the boob job. How are you doing, Sarah?

[Lunchbox]

We were there when they were done. Pre boo her.

[Eddie]

Pre boob job.

[Lunchbox]

And then she got the boob job, and she came to the bar, and I remember going, here. You guys want to touch him? You want to touch him? Like, it was wild. It was wild. And let me tell you, what a.

[Eddie]

Time to be alive. How's it going, Sarah? How have you been?

[Lunchbox]

I will be honest. I would have never recognized her in a million years.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Unrecognizable.

[Lunchbox]

Unrecognizable. Had no idea I saw one of those.

[Eddie]

You hadn't really hung out with her at the bar at Neighbors. It was during the Alabama Tennessee game. Oh, she was wearing an Alabama. I believe it was a sweatshirt, but it looked like a comforter.

[Lunchbox]

And with that, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back. Get in the Zone autozone John always.

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[Lex Borrero]

Don't miss the youe vs you podcast. Join Lex Borrero every week as he sits down with some of the biggest names in entertainment to talk about the real stuff. The struggles, the doubts and the breakthroughs that made them who they are. They go deep covering childhood trauma, family overcoming loss, and the moments that shape their journey. These honest conversations are meant to take the cape off our heroes with the hope that their humanity inspires you to become a better you and therefore set you free to live the life of your dreams. Here's a sneak peek.

[Guest]

I'm trained to go compete. I'm trained to go harder. But sometimes that mentality stops you from stopping and smelling the flowers in your own garden.

[Lunchbox]

Is it wrong to want more?

[Guest]

We migrated. Our family migrated here. I'm like second generation.

[Lex Borrero]

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25 years, 25 players before training camp kickstarts a new NFL season, NFL Daily is going to look back. It is a special six episode series where myself, Greg Rosenthal and some of the top NFL minds like Kevin Harlan, Mina Kimes and Bill Barnwell make the case for each player. We're taking a look back giving you NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years. So who made the list? You know Tom Brady's on it. Where's Patrick Mahomes? He's on it. How about Lamar Jackson?

[Eddie]

Jackson takes it himself. Look at him dirt back and forth. Oh, he broke his ankles and he's got a touchdown.

[Lunchbox]

He is Houdini.

[Greg Rosenthal]

You are gonna have to listen to find out. Listen to NFL Daily's top 25 players of the last 25 years, starting on June 30 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

Well, dude, I mean, we got to. Nothing that I plan on talking about, but that was amazing. I thought that was a funny one.

[Eddie]

I. The next one that I have to talk, it ends up not even being a good story, but I have to talk about the bowling alley.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that'll be la. You did that two weeks ago, man.

[Eddie]

Right. And so we've built it up now. It's actually probably a terrible story, but it needs to be told. I just have to get it out.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Eddie]

Okay. Yeah. Not now. The next one. Oh, what? What do we do?

[Lunchbox]

This is for two weeks from now.

[Eddie]

Wait, so you want me to tell it?

[Lunchbox]

I was going to do it.

[Eddie]

Oh, I know. You're talking about. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I told it already. Yeah, that was funny.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

It doesn't even matter.

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't matter. I'm not. I didn't say that. I'm saying you told it two weeks ago and it was good back then, but did you want to retell it? No.

[Eddie]

No, no.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right, man.

[Eddie]

Dude, that was crazy having that mental image, because the girl you talked about, exactly what I thought of her. The blonde. Couldn't pick her out of a lineup. The chick I saw at the neighbor's bar. I had hung out with her. You never. Really? Because I'd go to their pool and like, Gallatin. You never went with me, so you wouldn't even know who I was talking about. No, I did, but I'm talking massive shelf bookshelf. But when I saw her at the bar. Holy crap. I thought she was playing for at Bama.

[Lunchbox]

Really? Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean. I mean, I almost fell out. I don't know if a face tells a thousand.

[Lunchbox]

She was playing center or like offensive line or.

[Eddie]

I don't know if a face tells a thousand words, but I came around the corner and I was.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

Hey. I mean, I pretty much look the exact same.

[Lunchbox]

I think I look pretty similar to what I've looked like my whole life.

[Eddie]

You look spot on. From the day I met you.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Good. But you do. You look the same. You're a little less tan.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I was tattered, but.

[Lunchbox]

But besides that. You look exactly the same.

[Eddie]

We think that we actually look like. No, no, no, no, dude, we're shallow.

[Lunchbox]

Hell, here's the thing. There's. Look at people.

[Eddie]

She probably thought I looked all skagged out too. Because I was all drunk. My eyes were like different angles.

[Lunchbox]

I was at the trampoline park. And this is what I mean. You just see parents that I'm like, good God. They just don't like, they look terrible.

[Eddie]

Well, there is the point where you go, am I going to care or am I not going to care?

[Lunchbox]

And maybe this dude has looked like this his whole life. Maybe he has. But I, I'm just telling you, he was in like a button up shirt, khaki pants. He had it tucked in. He had his computer sitting there on his lap. And I mean those pants were about to bust. And it just, he looked so uncomfortable. And I'm like, dude, okay, so he.

[Eddie]

Wasn'T out of shape. He just went the nerd route as a parent.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I'm like, dude, like, come on. Like put something like you're coming to a trampoline park. Like you don't need to be in button ups slacks at a trampoline park. Even if you just got off work, have a spare change of clothes in the car. Like put some shorts on, put a T shirt on. Like, look, chill. At a trampoline park. He looks so out of place with your button up and all. Uncomfortable. Looked like he couldn't even sit down. Like he was so uncomfortable with these pants and clothes on and all these sweaty kids running around. All these parents are sitting back with their shorts and T shirts and athleisure wear. Totally out of place. Like know the room.

[Eddie]

A lot of the SEC schools, that's how they dress though.

[Lunchbox]

Is that what it is?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Even when they go to the trampoline part? Yeah. I mean the Duke couldn't even get on a tramp. There's no way you get a trampoline on those clothes.

[Eddie]

And you think about it, it's just mindless. You throw on the khakis, throw on the polo, don't have to think about what you're putting on. But yeah, he went the total nerd dork route.

[Lunchbox]

See, cause me like I, I look like crap everywhere I go. I, I, I wear the basketball shorts and a T shirt and tennis shoes all the time. As a parent, when I'm going to school functions, like if I'm going to the carnival, if I'm going to, you know, kindergarten meetup, that's how I dress. These people that dress up for everything, I cannot understand it.

[Eddie]

Well, we're at the best time that we grew up in the right era. Our parents used to wear jeans all the time. I couldn't tell you the last time I wore a pair of jeans, I'm wearing joggers right now.

[Lunchbox]

Can I tell you something? I don't own a pair of blue jeans.

[Eddie]

Dad wore them seven days a week.

[Lunchbox]

I had one pair of blue jeans that I bought probably 10, 11, 12 years ago, and they got a hole in the butt. And so now I can't wear them. So I wear these little column. I think they're. What are they called? Are they Columbia?

[Eddie]

Those are joggers.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what they're called. I don't know what brand, but they are so comfortable. They might be. They have to be Colombia. Anyway, I don't know what style of blue jeans are in. So if I went to the store to buy a pair of blue jeans, I wouldn't know what to wear.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm gonna give you a heads up. They're a little bit baggier now. They're that Kane Brown. Look at the award show. They're not Bieber baggy.

[Lunchbox]

Can I tell you, I don't know what that means?

[Eddie]

Well, you know how.

[Lunchbox]

You know what award show I've watched in the last three years? None of them.

[Eddie]

The. The skinny jeans are no longer in. You have to have a little bit of bag to them now. But I'm with you. I would honestly probably have to upgrade a little bit. You can't go super holy. They just got to be a little baggy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So literally, like, when someone's like, oh, just wear your blue jeans. I'm like, I don't have a pair of blue jeans. I don't know what is in stock. I have no idea. So I don't even buy them.

[Eddie]

For all the things we complain about our job. The beauty is don't have to have a tie, don't have to have a suit coat, and bays are always hit me. But if it's a funeral or a wedding, what, you don't have a tie? Baser. You know the industry I'm in, I don't have a damn tie. It's radio. We wear backwards hats and hoodies, and we used to wear shorts, but now we got to wear.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, long pants. I'm telling you, I. As a kid, I saw people that wore, like, suits and shirts and ties, and I was like, that is miserable. I will never be able to do that.

[Eddie]

If you could have told yourself from 20 years ago, hey, you're going to be able to wear athleisure to work, a USA soccer shirt, these Columbia jogger shorts, how excited would you have been over the Moon.

[Lunchbox]

But, but I knew it from a young age. That's what I was going to be able to do because I, I hated dressing up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, see, I always thought you'd have to dress up. If I could have told myself 30 years ago that this is what I was going be able to wear, I'd be so proud of myself.

[Lunchbox]

Man, it feels so amazing. And my wife, she said that two things. She thought, she thought all guys shaved every day and that all guys wore suits every day to work because her dad shaved every day and he wore a suit every day to work.

[Eddie]

I thought the shaving every day was actually a thing. It's not. You can get away with like once a week, which is awesome. Such amazing actually in radio. Once every two weeks, baby.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, once every two. You can do whatever you want.

[Eddie]

I actually, I actually the only time I shave was a baby's like, hey, you really got to clean up your neck. You're looking homeless.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I, I do the same. I, I, I look homeless. I'm like, dang, I need to shave. And then when I shave, I'm like, man, you look 25 again. It's amazing. So I should shave more often. But I don't. And I'm glad we talked a lot of sports guys. Have a great day. Ray, anything you want to say? Parting words?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Sports guys, I don't really know how this is going to fall, but I don't gamble anymore. But Caitlin Clark, it was at 1.4 times your money, then it moved to 3 times your money. It's dropping MVP. I mean, it's the easiest 4 time investment you're going to have. It's better in Bitcoin, better in Ethereum, it's better in Nvidia. This is the investment you need Caitlin Clark to win the mvp. I've run the algorithms, crunch the numbers.

[Lunchbox]

And what do you always say? You got to bet the future now is that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Once in the future, it's too late to bet the future. Bet the past, Ray, you'd be 20 20. Hindsight's Justin says 2020 isn't actually hindsight. So the vision wise. This is Justin. 2015 is better than 2020. So Justin goes hindsight's 2015.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my. Okay, doctor. Oh my gosh. Why do we got to get all technical? Like, why?

[Eddie]

Hey, hindsight being 20 15.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you're so. Hey, Justin. Sorry. You're so. You're so much smarter than I am. Goodness. Is 2015 release better? Yeah. Then why do we say 2020 with.

[Eddie]

Hindsight being 2015 I'm going to start.

[Lunchbox]

Listen, Justin, I made fun of you, but if anybody ever says 2020 again, I'm like, Ah, you mean 2015. I'm going to use it. I'm going to make fun of you right now. But if someone brings it up, I will say it. All right?

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