SORE LOSERS: The Offer of a Lifetime

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – SORE LOSERS: The Offer of a Lifetime

Date: October 18, 2025
Hosts: Lunchbox, Ray (“Sizzin”/Doug), and guest banter
Main Theme:
This episode is a classic Sore Losers blend of sports talk, comedic tangents, and life updates, centered around an “offer of a lifetime” to attend a big college football game in a suite, then head to Tunica. Other topics include rural versus city living, downtown nightlife stories, relationship dynamics, celebrity run-ins, and vacation plans—delivered with their signature self-deprecating humor.

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Main Segments & Themes

Rural Living, Farming Talk, and Nashville Changes

[01:46 – 10:00]:

• The hosts riff on local farming cycles and the real use of crops seen around Nashville ("corn around here’s just for hogs or maybe for whiskey" – Limu Gameo, 03:42).
• Ray describes how housing developments have popped up around his property, but he’s unbothered, embracing both change and rural perks:

  "I like houses. I like people. And it actually keeps looking more and more cool because there’s all these houses, and then we have two acres, and nobody else has two acres." (Doug, 06:22)

• Grocery store distances in the country versus downtown:

  "We are closer in the country to a grocery store than we were downtown Nashville. It was weird living downtown because... it’s not made for people to live down there." (Doug, 10:44)

• Reflections on road trips and small-town logistics—remembering long household supply runs ("when I worked at Sam’s back in the day people would come two and a half hours to the grocery store" – Limu Gameo, 08:40).

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The “Offer of a Lifetime” – Sweet Suite Invite

[24:12 – 30:20]:

• The real "offer of a lifetime" arrives via their friend Brandon: sweet (literally, a luxury suite) tickets to the Memphis vs. Tulane football game in November, with promised gambling in Tunica after.
• Debating logistics:
  • It's a long drive from Nashville (over 3 hours).
  • Concerns about overnight plans and the not-so-glamorous vibes of Tunica.
  • Joking about who would take the third ticket ("why not bless a homeless person? I don’t really want to smell with that..." – Limu Gameo, 29:27).
• Reflecting on the rarity and "tantalizing" nature of the invite.

  "Getting the boys back together before Coaches Convention Five...I’ve never had that nice of an offer." (Doug, 29:00)

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Downtown Living Stories, Relationships, and Fights

[11:18 – 19:00]:

• Hilarious, slightly jaded contrast between the fantasy and reality of living downtown in their 20s:

  "You get to walk home, you get more drunk and inebriated...it actually leads to worse relationships. Baller, but you get in bigger fights." (Doug, 14:14)

• Both hosts recounting bar fights, cab/Uber nightmares, and boozy evenings leading to chaos and couple spats.
• Funny anecdote about seeing a couple breaking up on the streets of New York at 8:30 AM:

  "'Just take me home. Take me home. I don’t effing care about you anymore. This relationship is so done. So done.'" (Limu Gameo, 16:15)

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Uber Talk – Tips, Radius, and Comedy Drivers

[18:30 – 21:01]:

• Ubers/driving in Nashville: many drivers only accept short rides, some entertain with corny jokes.

  "He goes, 'You know what he named his two kids?' I’m like, 'No.' And he goes, 'Jose and Jose-B.'" (Limu Gameo, 20:13)

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Celebrity Run-In: Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman (A Bittersweet Last Encounter)

[30:43 – 38:10]:

• Doug claims their Sore Losers event at a Predators game may have been the last time (caught on video) Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were seen together happily in public before rumors of trouble/possible split:

  "It was possibly the last existing video of them lovey-dovey before things started to go downhill." (Doug, 31:25)

• Lunchbox recalls being pulled aside by Keith for a chat with Nicole, focusing on kids, holidays, and hockey.
• Regret over not inviting them to meet listeners, and a comic, speculative reenactment of missing “signs of trouble.”

  "I saw you guys hug a little bit too long... don’t get any more handsy than you already are." (Doug, 35:08)

• Final thoughts on being totally clueless to a potential breakup in the making.
• Impact: Emotional/laugh-out-loud segment, with the hosts both poking fun at themselves and expressing some genuine sentiment.

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Life Updates: Relationships, Travel, and Future Plans

[41:12 – 50:14]:

• Updates on their friend Justin and Angelina’s on-again, off-again situation—illustrating how friends (and their women) can change over time.

  "He just wants to keep going Broadways... she’s trying to settle with a dog and a family... just two different speed cars right now." (Doug, 41:43)

• Post-pandemic travel exhaustion: Las Vegas, London, New York, LA—frequent flyer fatigue.
  • “London, it was 422 bucks round trip. New York was $87 to fly there." (Limu Gameo, 44:26)
• Jamaica plans for Christmas:
  • Resort, all-inclusive, no kids allowed, beach and poolside lifestyle, excitement about new adventures.
  • Jokes about international romance:

    "She can only go to resorts and places outside America to see him, and he has to do WhatsApp..." (Doug, 47:10)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On country vs. city living:

"We are closer in the country to a grocery store than we were downtown Nashville. It was weird living downtown because... it’s not made for people to live down there." (Doug, 10:44)

About the invite:

"Tantalizing...it’s a very good offer. Suite, Tunica, free tickets, long drive." (Doug, 27:44)

On downtown drunkenness:

"You get more drunk and inebriated when you think to yourself at a bar, oh, I only got to walk a block." (Doug, 14:14)

Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman Last Sighting:

"[It] may have been the last existing video of them lovey-dovey before things started to go downhill." (Doug, 31:25)
"That’s the last conversation I’m going to have with them two...I won’t ever see them together again." (Limu Gameo, 33:07)

Uber comedy:

"He goes, 'You know what he named his two kids? Jose and Jose B.' And they weren't funny. I'm...that's good, man, that's good." (Limu Gameo, 20:13)

On relationships at different speeds:

"She’s trying to move to the Germantown, settle down with a dog...He just wants to keep going Broadways...They’re two different speed cars right now." (Doug, 41:43)

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Important Timestamps

• [01:46] – Start of main content; farming, rural talk, Nashville changes
• [24:12] – Introduction of the “sweet suite offer” for Memphis vs. Tulane
• [29:00 - 30:20] – Weighing pros/cons of the trip, logistics, and humorous banter
• [31:00 - 38:10] – The Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman story: last encounter at the Sore Losers convention
• [41:12] – Justin & Angelina’s relationship update, brunch talk
• [44:00] – Real talk on travel burnout and deals
• [45:10 - 50:06] – Jamaica Christmas plans, all-inclusive resort life, South Beach’s international romance story

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Final Thoughts

This episode shines with the hosts’ relaxed, irreverent chemistry—mixing everyday life, sports, and cultural commentary. The "offer of a lifetime" is used as a launch pad for stories spanning adulting, celebrity run-ins, and friendship dynamics. From debating the future of Nashville’s landscape to dissecting the end of a celebrity marriage, this is essential Sore Losers listening: heartfelt, a bit absurd, and always ready to riff.

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Transcript

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[Doug]

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[Limu Gameo]

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[Limu Gameo]

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[Stephanie Beatriz]

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[Doug]

I'm so sorry.

[Melissa Fumero]

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[Doug]

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[Limu Gameo]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Oh.

[Limu Gameo]

What?

[Doug]

There's something we got to talk about that we haven't talked about. What could that be in the news?

[Limu Gameo]

Something in the news that we have to talk about that we haven't talked.

[Doug]

About that you were a huge part of and you haven't brought it up anywhere, and we could potentially go viral.

[Limu Gameo]

Something in the news. The Ryder Cup.

[Doug]

Yeah, that man, you sitting there lifting your shirt up, picking your nose on national television. That'll do it.

[Limu Gameo]

That didn't really. That didn't register as must talk about again two weeks later. I think we already covered that.

[Doug]

I have it. I'll tell you. That's just a tease.

[Limu Gameo]

You don't want to tell me right now? No.

[Doug]

Let the truckers think about it a little bit. Wonder what it is. Something about some lot lizard.

[Limu Gameo]

What about. What about the farmers? You think they're thinking about it right now?

[Doug]

I believe they're in the off season. They're not farming right now.

[Limu Gameo]

Really? Once the corn is done, you're done.

[Doug]

Yeah. Now There ain't nothing in the fall. People plant in the spring.

[Limu Gameo]

I thought you do pumpkins in the fall.

[Doug]

They could, but I just don't see any pumpkin crops. And it's almost too late. Pumpkin seasons in three weeks.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, that's true.

[Doug]

They should have already started that. I think the corn pushed them back so they couldn't get to the pumpkins.

[Limu Gameo]

I got a question and May call me stupid. What about peas? Do peas grow on a farm?

[Doug]

Yeah, all that stuff grows, but the real thing is, does it grow good here in Nashville? Because what I learned is corn. All this crap here ain't the edible kind. That's even farther south. This is the stuff they give the hogs and they give.

[Limu Gameo]

So you're telling me the corn that you see is not used for human consumption? Why would. There's enough of a business to farm all that land for corn to feed hogs, hogs.

[Doug]

And it also makes CO2 or it makes fuel, some sort of something.

[Limu Gameo]

Or maybe they sell it to whiskey because corn makes whiskey and whiskey makes girls frisky.

[Doug]

I almost think they chop the whole stalk up and make some sort of mixture and it fuel biofuel, burn it. I don't know. It does something. But what I've been told is it's farther south. Georgia, Florida, all that crap. That's your sweet corn. That's your corn you're eating at stores.

[Limu Gameo]

Wow, that's a little disappointing. I thought the corn that you were providing by your house was. I was getting it at the local Kroger.

[Doug]

And now it makes sense. That's why they didn't care that it died. So they really don't even need rain. They know this climate can make that corn enough to where they can make the biofuels out of it.

[Limu Gameo]

Very interesting. Should we start the show? And then I have. I don't know how we should approach this, but we got invited to something and I just want to take your temperature on attending.

[Doug]

Hot and heavy, man. Let's go.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I mean, this is a big deal.

[Doug]

My temperature's balmy and sweaty.

[Limu Gameo]

How are you? It's not that my temperature is balmy and sweaty. It's just. I'm wondering what you're feeling. It's. It's a. It's a kind of a big thing. It's an interesting thing, but it's going to take some effort on your part.

[Doug]

Well, we've all been to those events where you go, man, I can't believe I went to blank. There's some weddings, some of the interns weddings I went to. And I go, I can't believe I went to that. But maybe I was closer to those people then. Life happens.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, man.

[Doug]

I can't believe I went to blank, but I. Hopefully this isn't one of those things.

[Limu Gameo]

No, no, no. It's a very. I mean, it's. It's interesting. I think you would enjoy it.

[Doug]

Something to do with.

[Limu Gameo]

No, no. Stripper.

[Doug]

Script club.

[Limu Gameo]

No, no, no, Nothing like that. Script Club. Pacman Jones. Script Club.

[Doug]

Right. I knew there's a way to say it where you're not saying the actual word.

[Limu Gameo]

Script club. I think he said, like that.

[Doug]

We're gonna do it live. We are the. 1, 2, 3, soar.

[Limu Gameo]

Loser. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

[Doug]

What up, y'?

[Limu Gameo]

All?

[Doug]

It is Sizzin. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville with Bays. There are a lot of corn. They've harvested all of that, and now it's going to market. It's gone. It's mostly just Blake Fields right now. We have 2.2 acres, 2.2 kids at Vanderbilt and then die of a heart attack when I'm 72 and a half. Wait, you come out there, man. There is a lot of houses being built.

[Limu Gameo]

Lots of them.

[Doug]

There's been two more since you saw my place. Wow. Yes. I did not know if that was going to happen. But I keep asking Bazer, do we really care? And she goes, maybe we'll have cool neighbors. And I said, that's a great point. I. I really don't care because we have our 2.2 acres. I really don't care. I like houses. I like people. And it actually kind of keeps looking more and more cool because there's all these houses, and then we have two acres, and nobody else has two acres.

[Limu Gameo]

I mean, pretty soon there's going to be a McDonald's that pops up right in your. Like, down the street from you. That's when it's like, oh, man, I moved to the country and now there's a McDonald's here.

[Doug]

No, that's not a joke. There's a lot adjacent to us.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, no.

[Doug]

On the other side. That people go, hopefully it doesn't get bought up by big business, because, yes, there will be a fast food restaurant there.

[Limu Gameo]

Yes. And there's just going to be a strip center, and you're going to have your Your Target or your Walmart. You're going to have your nail salon, you're going to have, you know, your Turbo Turbo tax. You're going to. It's all going to be the same.

[Doug]

As the big city, Dose Bros and Wingstop. I know where you're going with that. But the question is, do I care? And the answer is no. As long as I still have some corn. Got a house and property. I drive into the city, I go to the country. I'm fine with that stuff. When you buy, you know, developments gonna happen. I'm actually fine with it as long as there's still at least a sprinkling of cornfields.

[Limu Gameo]

My question I maybe is a dumb question. How far is it to the nearest grocery store for you?

[Doug]

Five miles.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh really?

[Doug]

Yeah, it's really close.

[Limu Gameo]

That's not bad.

[Doug]

Yeah, it's. I cut where you and me drove through. Yeah, it's one more block to where we finished up.

[Limu Gameo]

Got it.

[Doug]

Yes.

[Limu Gameo]

Okay. See I just driving, it seems like there's not a grocery store within 100 mile radius. But obviously I'm taking different roads. So I didn't go through the main roads. I didn't see the grocery store. That's what I think about when I drive through a small town. Like when we're road tripping to Texas or road tripping to North Carolina or road tripping into wherever the heck you're road tripping it to. And you see these people that live out in the middle of nowhere. I just imagine they going. They can't just run to the store to get something.

[Doug]

You can't. My mom used to bring a cooler.

[Limu Gameo]

That's wild.

[Doug]

Yeah, that's how far we live from a grocery store now. We're fine.

[Limu Gameo]

When I worked at Sam's back in the day, people used to come with their coolers and I'm like, why do you have coolers? Like, oh, we live two and a half hours from here. You come two and a half hours to the grocery store.

[Doug]

Good deals.

[Limu Gameo]

That's bananas.

[Doug]

Oh, it's our Bogos Blue light specials. I hear you.

[Limu Gameo]

That means you can only go to the grocery store once a week. Once every two weeks.

[Doug]

Right. Because it's definitely a nuisance to try and have to drive that far.

[Limu Gameo]

An absolute nuisance.

[Doug]

And grocery stores is what we're trying to get at living country life. And also you're not familiar with that drive. The more you do it, the quicker it is.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh no. That drives forever.

[Doug]

It is still.

[Limu Gameo]

It is. Dude, I've, I've done it A few times. And every time I'm like, this is so far out here. Like, if I go and I'm going to play golf with brother at the course by his house.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

It feels like I am driving forever. I'm never going to get there.

[Doug]

My drive is so fast. I listen to my podcast and I'm home. Even though it takes now in traffic probably an hour, it doesn't seem like but a minute, bro. I love podcasts.

[Limu Gameo]

I don't love traffic. That's one thing I do not love. I do not appreciate it. I don't understand it. I can't. I don't. People that sit in traffic, I. I just want to know their mental state because it has to be miserable. Why would you not just lay under your desk and take a nap instead of sitting in traffic for an hour, sleep for 45 minutes and then the traffic will be gone. You can drive home in 15 minutes.

[Doug]

I'll keep that rhetorical. And I actually love it. I would agree with you on that. Why do you think I leave at midnight? The other part to that is grocery stores. This will blow your mind. This is counterintuitive. We're actually closer to a grocery store in the country right now than we were when we live downtown. When we live downtown. This is five years ago. Now there's a DG down there. Now there's a Publix over there. I get that.

[Limu Gameo]

What is a dg?

[Doug]

Dollar General.

[Limu Gameo]

They have groceries. They don't have enough. Okay.

[Doug]

But I'm telling you, there was nothing downtown but a gas station across the bridge. We had to drive to 100 Oaks, which was a 20 minute drive.

[Limu Gameo]

That's a long way.

[Doug]

We are closer in the country to a grocery store than we were downtown Nashville. It was weird living downtown because it's really like they don't. They're not trying to cater to people to survive. It's. Oh, cool. Put a five star steakhouse. Well, who the f is going to go there? A tourist. Not a local. Us locals. I'd have friends come visit like, hey man, I'm going to get a pop around the corner. I'm like, good luck. There's not a gas station but across the bridge. And the. These restaurants are closed. And it's the weekend, so it's deserted unless there's tourists here. It is weird living downtown because it's not made for people to live down there.

[Limu Gameo]

That's like Austin back in the day. I remember going to 6th street and people like, oh, let's go down there. There was no downtown eating. There was no downtown living. There was Nothing until like 2005. I feel like all sudden then it's like, huh, maybe we should build some condos. Maybe we should put some restaurants down here. And then all of a sudden, boom, explosion.

[Doug]

And I want you to get back to your thing. Event we're going to. But south beach, maybe. This is hilarious. Not hilarious. This is a terrible transition word. This is interesting because south beach lived on the west side of Austin, not the west side of Nashville. Don't get confused.

[Limu Gameo]

South beach lived in Austin?

[Doug]

Yes, he lived in Austin before I lived there. I moved there and live with South Beach.

[Limu Gameo]

I thought he lived in San Marcos.

[Doug]

He did. And then we both moved to Austin.

[Limu Gameo]

Didn't. So when you worked at the radio station, you were living with south beach in and around.

[Doug]

I was either living with Miller or South beach was a two months time. Wow, Billy. It was all in and around.

[Limu Gameo]

That's wild. Now my question is, do you still talk to Miller? You haven't talked to him in years.

[Doug]

Haven't. No. He recently got off Instagram. He goes, I'm done with this. See you guys later. But I was following him there and would sometimes dm.

[Limu Gameo]

But you don't have his number.

[Doug]

I do. I don't know if it still works. But yeah, our relationship just kind of moved apart. We just drifted a little bit.

[Limu Gameo]

That sucks.

[Doug]

But still fascinated by the guy. Okay, but south beach lived on the west side of Austin. And he goes, this is so great. We're in the hills, West Lake. This is awesome. He goes, I'm gonna live downtown. Well, what he found is when he lived downtown, everybody in Austin back then left downtown on the weekends.

[Limu Gameo]

So everybody, everybody.

[Doug]

It's cool to go out on a Saturday night. On a Friday night. Well, south beach goes, dude, on a Saturday morning. I've never seen a more deserted, lonely place. I'd rather live in a desert. He goes, everybody vacates the city and goes to their lakes, goes to their homes in the burbs. He goes, I never realized that until I live down here. It sucks. Kind of. It's changed now.

[Limu Gameo]

But it is absolutely changed. But you're 100% right.

[Doug]

That's what he said to me.

[Limu Gameo]

It was an abandoned place. And if you did, if you were one of the few people that live downtown, there weren't rest. There weren't very many restaurants down there. It wasn't like you wake up in the morning like, oh, let's go get brunch at this place. There was none of that no, it was the. It was a weird thing. But then I think about it, I'm like, how baller would it have been to have downtown living when you're in your early 20s, right? You go to the bars, like, ah, girl, you want to come back to my place? Where do you live? See the top of that building right there? That's where I live. And they don't. You don't have to worry about a cab. It's a five minute walk. It's not a. Oh, you know, she can lose interest by the time we find a cab. And then we got to take a cab all the way across town. And, you know, it is a three minute walk to my building. Let's go. After party. Bam.

[Doug]

You're literally explaining South Beach. He had his place. Billy lived a block off of 6th Street. But what did it lead to is you tend to get more drunk. The times that south beach lived downtown, him and his chick would get in fallout fights because we'd get too hammered. Me and Bazer, when we lived downtown, the biggest fights we've had, we'd get too hammered because you just get to walk home. You get more drunk and inebriated when you think to yourself at a bar, oh, I only got to walk a block.

[Limu Gameo]

Cool.

[Doug]

Let's get hammered. You're more responsible now when you're getting in Ubers. You're more responsible when you're in the country and you can only have one drink at the bar. Stuff like that. When me and Baszler live down to dude, it leads to actually worse relationships. Baller. But you get in bigger fights. Billy and his chick, God knows, are divorced now.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, is that chick?

[Doug]

Yes.

[Limu Gameo]

He.

[Doug]

Billy had the life, but they got in huge fights because they'd get blackout on 6th street because guess what they said, hey, you just want to go back to my place. It's a block away. Penthouse. How cool would that be? Exactly what you just said right now.

[Limu Gameo]

Never thought of that. I always thought, man, this is awesome.

[Doug]

Downtown living is convenient, but it's not convenient when you get in 10 times bigger fights that take weeks to sort out. Why not move to the country and all you fight about is the corn, huh?

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I could see how that happens. And I do. I do. Say one thing I miss about not going out as much is I miss seeing the drunken fights that people get in.

[Doug]

So funny.

[Limu Gameo]

The end of the night, you see the girls on the curb, crying, abusive.

[Doug]

The verbal.

[Limu Gameo]

The verbal where you disappeared for 30 minutes. We're done. We're done. Like, I Forgot to tell you. I was walking through New York when I was in New York City a couple weeks ago, and we were walking to get the the train to out to the Ryder Cup. So it's Sunday morning at like 8:30am busy.

[Doug]

I saw the Tic Tacs, man and.

[Limu Gameo]

Woman walking down the street. She's like, just take me home. Take me home. I don't effing care about you anymore. This relationship is so done. So done. We're never gonna work. This is over. Let's just go home. Just end this. Like, take me home. Never talk to me again. Lose my number. And he's just walking silently. And she's like, you're not even gonna respond to that? And he goes, we're fine. We love each other. No, we are so done. Just let's go home. This is over. We don't need to be here anymore. So I think they were on vacation in New York City and it wasn't going well and she was ready to go home. Just in this trip, in this relationship and him, he wasn't going to get all worked up. He's like, all right, fine, let's just go take a nap, whatever. I don't know if they'd been up all night, if they went to their brunch spot and it wasn't open. Someone didn't plan properly, but they were fighting hard at 8:30 in the morning.

[Doug]

I was going to say the time really makes it seem they're probably not doing well.

[Limu Gameo]

Well, no. They looked like they had showered. Like, they didn't look homeless. No.

[Doug]

But I'm saying relationship wise. I bet they broke up since I would imagine that.

[Limu Gameo]

That maybe cooler heads prevailed and they had a civilized talk and maybe decide to go their separate ways. Or maybe the plane ride home was like, they're like, oh, you know what? New York was just overwhelming. I love you. I love you. Let's get back together. I don't know. It would be a long ride home, but she was ready to go home. Just take me home. Just take me home.

[Doug]

Why do you think I come to work at midnight? At least three nights a week, there's a couple fighting off our patio right here about an Uber. They get confused because it goes underground here. This street's the one that goes underneath the bridge.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah.

[Doug]

So they think they're Uber and they think their apartment and they think their Airbnb is either above ground or below ground. And it's confusing, apparently, because right down here it's always, I'm telling you, they're over There. What are you talking about? It's over on the other side of the street. But what they don't realize, once you go across the bridge, you're above ground right here. You'll then be below ground. So that's the confusion. They would try to chase an Uber that's above. You get that, right?

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I do. I know. I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Doug]

So they're at the right place, but they need to go down then. So they're really like, it's actually below the gas station. Yeah, they're looking for a place like let's say adjacent to there. And they're like, how do you get there? All it is is a bridge. Well, if you go down just one block, it's no longer a bridge and you're on flat ground.

[Limu Gameo]

It's the hardest thing is finding the like when I go downtown Broadway, I would never be an Uber driver down there because trying to find the drunk people in the middle of this mass chaos would be impossible. I mean, it was hard enough to find a cab back in the day, let alone find the Uber. Got to go three blocks over. No, I'm so hard.

[Doug]

90% of the people we ride with say, I don't mess with that. They said the absolute best is a scheduled rides to the airport. It's guaranteed. They never cancel because they're at least responsible to do it because they're going to the airport. They said all you got to do is like 4 or 5 of those in the morning, make decent money, hope for a couple brunch back and forth to downtown. They said they're out of, out of anywhere in the vicinity of downtown by.

[Limu Gameo]

3, 4pm Yeah, I wouldn't go down there. And that's what I, I have found out about this one Uber driver. When I was in. Where were we at? Where we. Oh, we were in New York. No. Were we in New York? No.

[Doug]

Was there big buildings?

[Limu Gameo]

No. Where the hell was. I was. No, I was here in Nashville, probably England. No, no, I was in Nashville. I got in an Uber. And he was like, I only do a five mile radius. There's a five mile radius. I'll go in and that is it. He goes, uber does not like my acceptance rate because he always rejects rides because it's like they're trying to go downtown or they're trying to go outside his five mile radius. He goes, that's all I do, five mile radius. Uber doesn't like it. They can take it or leave it.

[Doug]

Well, I think I'm in the Radius.

[Limu Gameo]

Then, then he said, hey man, do you know what did you hear about the Mexican firefighter? I'm like, no, what? He goes, did you know what he named his two kids? I'm like, no. And he goes, jose and Jose B.

[Doug]

Oh, it comes with comedy ride.

[Limu Gameo]

And I wish he, he told me another joke. I don't remember the other one, but he, he started telling me jokes and I was like, oh my gosh. And they weren't funny. I'm. That's good, man. That's good.

[Doug]

One of my Uber drivers. I thought it was kind of interesting. He goes, when I was picking you guys up, I thought apparently near us is a goat yoga, okay? And he goes, it's a Saturday. Usually these bachelorette trips will go do goat yoga. I was like, oh, so you thought you're picking up five chicks instead it's a dude.

[Limu Gameo]

That's depressing. My bad, bro. It's baser's account. He's like, yeah, another girl ride.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

Woo hoo.

[Doug]

I roll up with two white claws.

[Limu Gameo]

He's like, oh man, get in the back, dude.

[Doug]

Justin.

[Limu Gameo]

Justin. He's like, oh, cool, man. We going to rain. Gojo, I never told you about what we're going to do.

[Doug]

Better take a break.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, we'll take a break and I'll take you after the break.

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[Ana Ortiz]

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[Mark Delicato]

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[Stephanie Beatriz]

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And on our podcast Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things. Food and history.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

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[Doug]

Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golfo de Mexico.

[Limu Gameo]

No, the America no de America.

[Doug]

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[Eva Longoria]

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[Limu Gameo]

Do it. You want to keep going?

[Doug]

Yeah, just do another one.

[Limu Gameo]

Okay. Oh, okay. Let me hit play on the timer here. Oh, wait, now? Yeah, I messed up. So I got a message, man, and I. I don't know if we want to do this, if you want to do this, but it's up to you. It's from our guy that likes to gamble that's going to go bankrupt. Right, Brandon? Brandon?

[Doug]

How did I guess?

[Limu Gameo]

Because, you know, he's the one that. It's. He's a. He. He just. I mean, he can't stop. He has an itching for gambling every minute of the day.

[Doug]

Well, he hasn't lost the house. It was looking pretty good in the Facebook post.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, you saw his house?

[Doug]

Yeah. I was saying something like, hey, guys, I'm looking for a type of Egyptian wheat grass. What looks good is this. Okay. He's like, this is what? I use some shrubs, and there was a gate and there was a fence and looked like suburbia.

[Limu Gameo]

Really? I saw your post about that, but I didn't see his response. I'm gonna have to go check this out, man. So he's got a big house.

[Doug]

I was like, yeah, gate will usually do the trick. I was trying to go with the natural way.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I agree that he seems to be doing all right because what he invited us to. I'm like, how does he have access to this? But here, you want to hear it? Yeah. He said, got something for you to consider. Friday, November 11, Memphis plays Tulane. I have sweet tickets to the game. Callaway is coming up and I have three tickets left. Was thinking if you and Ray wanted to join up in the suite, we'd love to have you guys come over. Then after the game, we'll take an easy stroll down the street to Tunica. Let me know if this is something that interests you guys.

[Doug]

What was the date? November 10th? 7th.

[Limu Gameo]

It's a Friday and they play the two lane Green Wave.

[Doug]

That's a huge one. Rescloth. I mean, One of those two teams is going to get into the 12 team playoff.

[Limu Gameo]

I think I agree with that.

[Doug]

Yeah. That's why it's a pretty good one.

[Limu Gameo]

It's a, it's a big game and he has sweet access. And then we'll just take a little stroll down to Tunica.

[Doug]

The little innocent stroll.

[Limu Gameo]

And I don't know how far. I mean, it seems like that would be a little bit farther than a little stroll. Memphis to tunica.

[Doug]

I'd say 20 minutes.

[Limu Gameo]

I'd done it 52 minutes. How the hell are we going to get from Memphis to Tunica?

[Doug]

Maybe he's offering the ride.

[Limu Gameo]

He's going to be drinking.

[Doug]

Oh, okay.

[Limu Gameo]

If you're in a that far. It's that far.

[Doug]

I drove it. I swear it was. Dude, you're telling me it was four hours to Tunica from here. Good gosh.

[Limu Gameo]

And then it's like, how. So we get a hotel room in Tunica.

[Doug]

That's a tough wake up that next day.

[Limu Gameo]

But it's better than being in Memphis.

[Doug]

You know, Vegas has the vibe of the city and the wins and losses. Tunica, that vibe is downtrodden, depressed and dejected.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I agree with that. But I mean, I would rather wake up in Tunica than wake up in Memphis. Because in Memphis you may be waking up on the street, you don't know where you're going to be.

[Doug]

I heard they're making it cleaner.

[Limu Gameo]

How? There's no way to make that place cleaner. It's awful.

[Doug]

I think they brought in the National Guard.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, I didn't know that. But martial law Ray, that is his proposition to us is to take a little jaunt down to Memphis for a game.

[Doug]

I would say tantalizing.

[Limu Gameo]

It's very tantalizing. Like, it's a very good offer.

[Doug]

Sweet Tunica. Free tickets. Long drive.

[Limu Gameo]

That's the issue. It's a long drive. Memphis seems like it's close, but it's three hours.

[Doug]

Let's be real. Beth Page was easier for you to get to.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, because I just sat on a train.

[Doug]

Could we take a flight?

[Limu Gameo]

No, because there's no direct flights to Memphis. So you would have to fly somewhere to somewhere. It'd be a ten hour travel day.

[Doug]

We go to Memphis via Kansas City.

[Limu Gameo]

We go to Memphis via Los Angeles. It's amazing. You just got to go to LA, back to Memphis, dude. And it's only $85. That would be amazing.

[Doug]

Where are you guys going? Not leaving the state. How's it going? We're going to Memphis. Big game. Resclaff against Anthony Hardaway.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, Anthony Hardaway and the Memphis Tigers. So that is. The situation is on the table. I don't know if you need to think about it. If you. You don't need to commit right now. I don't think.

[Doug]

I say we think about it.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, but we can't think too long. I mean, this is a few weeks away.

[Doug]

And Callaway's going.

[Limu Gameo]

Callaway is going.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

Wow.

[Doug]

You can't pass up many of those, ma'.

[Limu Gameo]

Am. No, you really can't.

[Doug]

Getting the boys back together. Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

Getting the band back together before coaches convention five will be brainstorming things we can do at CC5 with them.

[Doug]

Is his wife in? Or are we just gonna be talking guy talk the whole time? Because, you know, so we got to mind the P's and Q's if the wives are around. Otherwise we can have some locker room time.

[Limu Gameo]

I don't know. His wife's pretty crazy.

[Doug]

Yeah. But I mean, I feel like we can let loose a little bit more.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah.

[Doug]

We can talk about, you know, some.

[Limu Gameo]

And who would the other ticket go to? Because it's just me and you. And then there's an extra third ticket.

[Doug]

I mean, why not bless a homeless person?

[Limu Gameo]

I don't really want to smell. I don't want to smell with that. I mean, in Memphis, homeless people are different than regular homeless people.

[Doug]

And it's like, how good do they put on a good face until they're trying to ask us for crack.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know who we would invite. I don't know how. I don't think it's up to us to invite someone. I guess they would Invite someone.

[Doug]

Right.

[Limu Gameo]

But that's it. He invited. I've never been in a suite.

[Doug]

We got to think about it.

[Limu Gameo]

And is Memphis Stadium. Where is it? Is it downtown? Because if it is, I'm out. It's got to be on the outskirts.

[Doug]

It has to be on the outskirts. There's no way they would build a college downtown.

[Limu Gameo]

What if it's right next to Beale Street?

[Doug]

It's like an old city. I just feel like now they're moving more colleges downtown. It's just like. No, Beal is a possibility.

[Limu Gameo]

I don't think I'd go to Beal. I'd go to Tunica. I don't know how we'd get there, though. So that's it. I've never had that nice of an.

[Doug]

Offer.

[Limu Gameo]

And that seems pretty fun.

[Doug]

What did you respond? Circle back in a month.

[Limu Gameo]

I said, let me talk to Sizzle and he gave a thumbs up.

[Doug]

Okay. We needed a side, though, because he probably needs to find someplace.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah. Because if he. If we're not going to go, he's going to need someone to use those tickets.

[Doug]

Can we segue?

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah. Would you like to segue?

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

Go for it.

[Doug]

The thing that's going to make us viral.

[Limu Gameo]

Are you ready?

[Doug]

You were the. Let me hit this. Even necessarily viral, I just think it's an important moment. It could have possibly been the sore losers convention 2025, and you were the last living person to talk to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman when they were together as a couple when we were at the hockey game. I have video of it. I have them in the suite touching him, scratching her back, them hanging out. It was the, possibly the last existing video of them lovey dovey before things started to go downhill. Did you experience anything that you could have thought would lead to this?

[Limu Gameo]

No, because our conversation was very good and they seemed very happy. It was just after the holidays. They were just back from being in Australia and going to see family and friends. They had been down there for a few weeks and we just talked about the kids. They asked about my kids. They, you know, we hugged. I hugged Nicole. It was a very, you know, good five minute conversation.

[Doug]

How long did Nicole hold onto the hug?

[Limu Gameo]

That. So you're thinking maybe there was a little jealousy issue?

[Doug]

No, I'm just wondering was there an issue at the. Were they offended by something a Sore Losers convention members said? Because they did at one point shield my camera. They thought I was being a little too invasive with the camera on them. Didn't. Didn't one of some of our People meet them.

[Limu Gameo]

Yes, we did get a picture with Keith as we were going down the ice for the bubble battle, where the two ladies ran into each other on the ice, and we got a picture with Keith. And I do know that the Sore Losers. When I walked back in the suite, you guys were all standing at the door, and I'm like, what the hell is going on? And you guys had expected me to bring Keith and Nicole into the suite, and I have since then. It's been 11 months since then. 10 months. I've felt guilty because here's the thing. I never even thought about saying, hey, Keith, Nicole, you want to come over and meet some of our listeners? I didn't even think about that. We were just talking about, you know, vacation and family and life and the. The Nashville Predators and, you know, our love for hockey. And that's the last time. That's the last conversation I'm going to have with them two. And obviously, I mean, I could talk to them separate, but they. I won't ever see them together again.

[Doug]

Did they buy tickets to the Sore Losers convention? No, but they were adjacent to the Sore Losers convention suite. We were in proximity.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, they were two suites over.

[Doug]

Guys, the last public outing, they were at the Sore Losers convention of them being together.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, they were two suites over to our left. And at one point, Keith looked over, saw me, pointed, and then pointed for me to go outside of the suite and meet him in the hallway. I was like, what does he want to talk about? Does he want me to, you know, talk about how he sang the national anthem? Like, what was the. And he went out there, and I didn't know that he was going to have a conversation. And then he brings Nicole with him, and I'm like, whoa, this just got real.

[Doug]

And in the video. So I was in the suite, and I was videoing everything they were doing. Little did I know it was me, the final existing relic of them being together. And I was also hoping you would maybe walk out there. I was going to try and get you. Just doing the video work. There's a point when there was a fight on the ice. And in my video, Nicole's doing the punch thing to Keith, and I thought she was imitating what they were doing on the ice. What if that was real?

[Limu Gameo]

Like, what if that was like, oh, we're fighting in real life. I'm fighting for our marriage.

[Doug]

All the signs were right there.

[Limu Gameo]

Dang. I didn't think about that.

[Doug]

When you talk to him, were you like, keith, Nicole, how are things? How's the marriage.

[Limu Gameo]

I did ask him on a 1 to 10 scale how happy they were. And I said, and. And then I said, on a 1 to 10.

[Doug]

Lunchbox, it's funny you ask what numbers? Rock bottom.

[Limu Gameo]

I said on a scale 1 to 10. What is it? What are the odds that you'll never be at a Preds game together again?

[Doug]

Lunch of. I think better odds are her dating one of these players than me answering that question. How you been, man? How's it going, mate?

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I. I saw no signs of trouble in the water, man.

[Doug]

Nicole, let's head out. I saw you guys hug a little bit too long. You and Mr. Lunchbox. We're gonna head out. Lunch. Nice seeing you don't get any more handsy than you already are. We'll see you guys later.

[Limu Gameo]

That was it. See, what you're saying is I should have saw it. I should have seen something.

[Doug]

I. They're the ones that instigated you guys all hanging out. What if that was them just being like, hey, this is going to be our last final chance to say goodbye to Lunchbox as a couple, and you're just shooting the crap from the hip. You had no idea.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, I had a couple drinks and I just thought it was just us hanging out, having fun.

[Doug]

How you doing, Keith? How's it going? Well, Lunchbox, we brought you over here to have a pretty serious conversation, mate. We wanted to tell you we're about to break up. Yeah, break up. You know what I'm saying? Break up that fire on the ice. How have y' all been? Well, Lunchbox, that's actually what we're here to tell you about. Something pretty serious. What's up? What's more serious than getting drunk and watching hockey? Lunchbox, we're actually trying to tell you something here.

[Limu Gameo]

Come here, Nicole.

[Doug]

Give me a hug. Okay, Lunchbox, this is our last time it being out in public together. I know what you mean. I'm famous, too. I'm famous. I know that life well. You guys take it easy. Well, Lunchbox, we're trying to take it easier separately. Well, hopefully we do. Me and Nicole don't separate too long, hottie. Lunchbox, do you please understand what I have been trying to tell you?

[Limu Gameo]

Sure, Keith.

[Doug]

Little drunk. See you again, Bobby Bones show. See you. Oh, Lunchbox, I hope he understood what I was trying to tell him. Nick. Trying to tell him we're breaking up.

[Limu Gameo]

And then I came back in the suite and was like, guys, Keith wants them to break up the second line. He wants the forward to go to the third line and the forward from the third line to move up to the second line. He thinks the president need to make a few changes. Kept talking about breaking things up and. Yeah. I don't know man. I didn't know he was so good at hockey and analysis and. And maybe he should be the hockey coach.

[Doug]

And that's why when I was videoing them that you can see in the video. I'm going to repost it, guys. You can see his bouncer or security coming right at me because they didn't want that to be the last video of them together. And we had no idea. We were completely blinded.

[Limu Gameo]

We were in the dark.

[Doug]

Yeah. To all this in convention mode.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah. And if they would have told me then I would have kept it a secret. They would, they could have trusted me and I, I hope they knew that and felt that but man, that's sad.

[Doug]

I mean they were freaking talking to you probably about that and you were.

[Limu Gameo]

A little tipsy and I did, I said, oh, did you see the dessert cards right over there. Cuz the dessert cart was right outside of our suite at that time box.

[Doug]

It's the final time. We're going to lip it. Lick any whip. Whipped cream bikinis, you know what I mean? I know what you mean. Ice cream with that whipped cream. Little cherry on top. Nicole's got two of them. I'll see you guys later. Have a Sunday on me or on her.

[Limu Gameo]

Ha ha.

[Doug]

See you guys later. See you Nicole. The whole time they're trying to tell you they were.

[Limu Gameo]

Hey, let's have a moment of silence and we'll take a break for their relationship.

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Ta mi gente.

[Mark Delicato]

It's Ana Ortiz and I'm Mark and delicato.

[Ana Ortiz]

You might know us as Hilda and.

[Mark Delicato]

Justin from Ugly Betty.

[Ana Ortiz]

We played mother and son on the show, but in real life we're best friends.

[Mark Delicato]

And I'm all grown up now.

[Ana Ortiz]

Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Bethy.

[Doug]

Yay.

[Limu Gameo]

Woo hoo.

[Ana Ortiz]

Can you believe it has been almost 20 years? I that's not even possible. You're the only one that looks that much different. I look exactly the same. We're rewatching the series from start to finish and getting into all the fashions, the drama, and the behind the scenes moments that you've never heard before.

[Mark Delicato]

You're going to hear from guests like America Ferreira, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons.

[Ana Ortiz]

Each and every one, all of a sudden, like, someone, like, comes running up to me and it's Salma Hayek. And she's like, you are my Ugly Betty. And I was like, what is she even talking about? Listen to Viva Betty as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eva Longoria]

I'm Eva Longoria.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

And I'm Maite Gomez Jejon.

[Eva Longoria]

And on our podcast Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things. Food and history.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostracon to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster.

[Eva Longoria]

No way.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

Bring back the ostrichon.

[Eva Longoria]

And because we've got a very mi casa e su casa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by.

[Doug]

Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golfo de Mexico. No, the America El Golfo de Mexico. Continuous, forever and ever.

[Eva Longoria]

It blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this, in this moment. They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education rights.

[Stephanie Beatriz]

Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife.

[Eva Longoria]

Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Limu Gameo]

What's the time?

[Doug]

3346.

[Limu Gameo]

3346 1. Keep going.

[Doug]

Yeah, just rock it, though.

[Limu Gameo]

I don't know what else you want to talk about, ma'. Am.

[Doug]

So I think we've covered the huge offer from Memphis.

[Limu Gameo]

Yes, we did that.

[Doug]

Keith and Nicole. Their final outing was potentially at the sore losers convention. And then.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, I know. Speaking of final outing, ever since the birthday have. I don't know if you're. They're talking about this, if you're talking about this, but Justin and whose birthday?

[Doug]

Mine.

[Limu Gameo]

His. Yours?

[Doug]

Yours, Angelina. Yeah, they don't hang out.

[Limu Gameo]

I thought it rekindled that night.

[Doug]

No, no, I just don't think they're gonna work out. They're at two different paces in life right now. She. I, I almost feel like, I mean most girl. It just takes a girl to settle a guy down. Seems like these guys just want to keep going Broadways. And I feel like she's trying to move to the German town, settle down with a dog and a family and a. A life and children. Whereas Justin's still on that Broadway fast paced life. It's just there are two different speed cars right now.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, that's tough. When he still wants to hit Broadway and she's looking for patio and a cup of coffee. That's just, that's a recipe for disaster.

[Doug]

And the funniest thing is when we all first met each other, he had met Angelina before me, but we were all in the clubhouse. Bazer said, you're not hanging out with that girl. She really didn't even know her. It was just baser being Bazer, you know, women. Yeah, but I mean now we're all the best of friends. Every time Laura's like, hey, Angelina. Inviting her, inviting her. I'm like, well, remember when you used to not like Angelina? No reason. She just didn't want me being around her. Attractive woman, mountaintops, upper shelf. It's understood. But now baser understands that she's amazing. So it's just crazy. I'm always like, hey, remember the time when you guys. When you hated her? Exactly. But yeah, you reminded me we need to have a brunch again with Justin and the whole. Get the whole band back together.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, man. Maybe I can make this brunch this.

[Doug]

Time so you would come to one that's not even surrounding a birthday randomly.

[Limu Gameo]

You did it at a bad time. I told you, if you do it when my kids don't have a soccer game, then it's a little bit different.

[Doug]

Well, and you caught us at a bad time. Right now we're not doing brunches for a month. Oh, yeah, we're saving money, man.

[Limu Gameo]

Financial's bad.

[Doug]

No, it's just that we had south beach in town. We had. I swear there was other stuff. My birthday a month ago, we've had. There was another Broadway weekend. There was. We, We've just said lay low on the brunches. Let's save some cheddar.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah, we, we, we should save some cheddar, you know, because we've been crisscrossing the U.S. i mean, I went to New York, I went to Vegas, then I went to New York, la. I mean, it's crazy.

[Doug]

You have to be kind of done though with traveling for a minute, especially New York swing and Vegas.

[Limu Gameo]

Dude, I went Vegas over to New York.

[Doug]

Oh God.

[Limu Gameo]

I went to London, bro.

[Doug]

You went on a London, Vegas, New.

[Limu Gameo]

York swing in like a month and a half. That's a lot in this economy.

[Doug]

When I see freaking all these artists tour, I'm like, I could never do that.

[Limu Gameo]

I'm going to tell you what though. I work paid for the Vegas trip, right? So that was great. Yeah, London, it was 422 bucks.

[Doug]

Round trip, doable.

[Limu Gameo]

Unbelievable. You want to know what New York was?

[Doug]

Way more than that.

[Limu Gameo]

$87 to fly there. Yes, doable.

[Doug]

But Ubers to Beth Page train. That's right. Why would people making all these TikToks about $700 Ubers just got a freaking train.

[Limu Gameo]

Why would you use an Uber? Makes no sense. You're just doing that just so you have an Uber, a TikTok video. Because there is so much easier ways and I don't care where you live, the train goes both directions. So you can get off somewhere outside of Beth Page and get in an Uber and have a better ride, a cheaper ride to wherever you're going.

[Doug]

I just remembered why we're not going anywhere for the next two months.

[Limu Gameo]

Tell me.

[Doug]

We're doing Jamaica for Christmas.

[Limu Gameo]

Do what? Yeah, Jamaica, huh?

[Doug]

Jamaica, man. Jamaica. Me crazy.

[Limu Gameo]

Like, like, like you're going for like actual Christmas Day or after.

[Doug]

But we got. There's that Christmas to New Year's Day.

[Limu Gameo]

So is it still summertime in Jamaica? In the winter.

[Doug]

All these Caribbean places are always nice when we go to them. I don't think it matters what time of the year. It's just more rain or less rain. I mean, Costa Rica is the same temperature year round. It's just more rain during the summer.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Doug]

Yeah, it's stuff like that rainy season is. But we, we can't choose our vacations. So I never even look to see if it's a rainy season or not. We just go on vacation. The rains or rains. Hell, we might have went to Miami during rainy season. I have no idea.

[Limu Gameo]

Is Jamaica like you staying at a resort?

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

So you're on the beach?

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

You guys love the beach?

[Doug]

I'm a big beach guy.

[Limu Gameo]

I don't get it.

[Doug]

Love the beach. I would live in Costa Rica.

[Limu Gameo]

You would just lay there on the beach?

[Doug]

I don't just lay there. It's just a lifestyle.

[Limu Gameo]

Do you get the water and throw the football?

[Doug]

See, I wish I had a dude to throw the football.

[Limu Gameo]

See, she'll.

[Doug]

Sometimes I'll find like A neglected kid like his dad's just drinking at the bar. I start throwing the football with him, but that's rare. I mean, I can't play. Bazer doesn't like playing catch with a football. But there's outdoor activities.

[Limu Gameo]

All.

[Doug]

Jamaica's got to have golf as well.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, Jamaica has golf. How big is Jamaica? Has to be small, right?

[Doug]

We've never been.

[Limu Gameo]

Is it an island?

[Doug]

It's an island. That's why we're doing it. There's all. And there's the Montego Bay, there's the south coast. But the thing with that is, when south beach was here, I may have had a couple too many. And I told him him and his chick should roll to Jamaica with us.

[Limu Gameo]

You invited him on a couple's trip?

[Doug]

Yeah, but we don't even know his chick.

[Limu Gameo]

South beach got a girl, huh?

[Doug]

Yeah, she. But she can't come into America. She can only go. She lives in Mexico.

[Limu Gameo]

Hold on. Is this the one he met when he would go down to the casino?

[Doug]

Yes.

[Limu Gameo]

In Mexico. Yes.

[Doug]

And she can't come into America.

[Limu Gameo]

So they're not really boyfriend, girlfriend.

[Doug]

They are.

[Limu Gameo]

How?

[Doug]

He can only go to resorts and places outside of America to see her, and he has to do WhatsApp. They can't text with, like, iPhones, Like. No, you got about two months to handle that one.

[Limu Gameo]

Does she speak English? No.

[Doug]

It's like broken English. No, he speaks Spanish. I went to Costa Rica with South Beach. He speaks, like, fluent Spanish. That's how he gets a lot of his jobs, because he's bilingual.

[Limu Gameo]

They went. I'm very perplexed.

[Doug]

That's wild, right?

[Limu Gameo]

Very wild.

[Doug]

But, yeah, we chose Jamaica. We had never been there. We found a beautiful resort. We do all our research. Bazer has to have it where it's all inclusive. She doesn't like going off the resort. Little does she know I'm going to go off the resort. I like learning about third World countries. I like riding a local bus, auto boost. And actually, I think the language there is English.

[Limu Gameo]

Probably Jamaican.

[Doug]

I know it's not Spanish, so I might be in trouble.

[Limu Gameo]

No, no. I think they speak Jamaican.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Limu Gameo]

Is that a language?

[Doug]

But I think this is.

[Limu Gameo]

This is how much I get out in the world.

[Doug]

I almost want to say the prominent language there is English.

[Limu Gameo]

Let me. What language do they speak in? Where are you going? Jamaica.

[Doug]

Jamaica, man.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, English. But they also speak Jamaican or patois.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Limu Gameo]

A colorful, descriptive and informatic, I don't know, Creole dialect that has been shaped by our African, Spanish, French, Portuguese, And English colonial heritage. I'm sure I nailed that right perfectly. Well, dude. Okay, then we won't go to brunch. All right, you're going to Jamaica.

[Doug]

But we think we found the perfect one where you got the. You got the beach views, you got the pool. I mean, two feet off of the beach, you've got little. It's one of those where they have the heart. There's the one in. Not Tahiti, the Maldives. It's exactly like the Maldives where they have the places above the water.

[Limu Gameo]

Yeah.

[Doug]

So we can go walk around those and just experience them, but not actually stay there. It's the honeymooners. So they have those Maldive type things over the ocean. It's going to be beautiful. We've done our research, but yeah, dude, we like that. We like the. You see the sunset, you see boats, you got monkeys running around. I like the beach, bro. I grew up in the mountains. I grew up in winter. So I'm opposite. Now this next part of my life, I'm all south. I'm ne. I would never go to, like, Colorado because that's how I grew up. I grew up in that crowd.

[Limu Gameo]

That makes sense.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Limu Gameo]

Like, if you grew up in Chicago, you don't want the cold, you go to the warm.

[Doug]

That's what I'm saying. So, like, like last year we went to Michigan, but any chance we get, we're like, let's go to Jamaica this Christmas. So, I mean, it was freaking zero degrees. Bays are, like, almost froze to death in Michigan.

[Limu Gameo]

I almost talked to my wife about heading to Jamaica. Maybe. Maybe bring the kids south coast. We'll hang out with you guys over Christmas.

[Doug]

I think it's no kids. It's a honeymoon one.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, never mind. We're out. Just like we're out of this podcast. Have a good weekend, everybody.

[Doug]

You imagine that some guys trying to christen the place. I thought you said this place was no kids. Well, it's kind of ruining the mood.

[Limu Gameo]

Oh, boy. That was good, man. That was fun.

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