Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (2:30)

Sometimes they drop plastic at the conveyor belt.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (2:33)

Oh, my God.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (2:34)

Into a product and makes it not as good. Sometimes there's glass, sometimes there's metal. I. If the product doesn't go Out. Perfect. Then we put a recall out.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (2:44)

But how do you recall it once it's out there? You can't change the audio. If you are listening to it in real time, you'll be able to say, okay, that doesn't sound right.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (2:57)

You want my rebuttal?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (2:58)

Yeah, I do.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (2:59)

I don't have one. I did want to say, though, Ibiza was great the other day.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:03)

That's what you wanted to say?

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (3:04)

Was he not phenomenal?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:06)

He was really fun.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (3:07)

That was fun.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:09)

It was a good time.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (3:10)

You know what's not fun? Talking about my headphone usage.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:12)

You know what's really funny is that you put up a stupid cat calendar in our studio. Like, it looks ridiculous. Like, Ray, I don't know, he went to the nail salon and he got a cat calendar and it is now hanging up in here. And it looks ridiculous.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (3:25)

It's baser.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:26)

And you have it on the wrong month.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (3:28)

And she. That starts in. It starts in December. So December 1st. But she goes, hey, would you use this? And I said, I have just a place. The people at work pissed me off so much, I'm putting up a cat calendar because it makes me happy. And it's funny because it'll make all these guys manly men mad. Scuba battlegrade. No, Wayne D. Came in here, ripped it down.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (3:50)

Yeah, he didn't want that on the camera, man. You got to post a pic, dude. People are gonna love it. I mean, it looks so ridiculous. I looked up and behind Ray, there's three kittens in a freaking like two in a box and one by a Christmas tree. I mean, come on. I don't know when the last time I saw a paper calendar hung on the wall. No, don't look at January yet. I don't want to see January, man. It's. You got to wait for the surprise. Like, come on.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (4:17)

I'm like, you know what? I'm going to screw with people at work. I'm taking a cat calendar this damn place.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (4:22)

And you know what's great about the cat calendar? There'll be nothing written on the dates. Nothing, absolutely nothing will be filled out.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (4:28)

And you always wonder why that teacher has that on their desk. Or I wonder why a guy at his job has a weird coffee mug. It's because you stare at the same thing every day. And they're eventually going to block our view of the city with a 24 story high rise. So you know what? I put up a new cat calendar to make this little studio that none of the screens work. Spice it up a little bit.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (4:52)

I do Believe the screens work. It's just you haven't even tried to put our logo up. You haven't even tried the camera. Supposedly it's split screen and we always get texts, hey, are the cameras working? And I just lie and say they're not working because you know why? Because we forget to try them every single day. It would take us 5 minutes pre show to do it. But do we have time for that? No, we had like. We're in such a hurry. Oh my gosh, they just went black. And there's a sore losers logo. So they do work. They do work. Now hit the camera and tell me if the camera works. I wonder if the camera does work and it's split screen like they said. Because if it is, then we are idiots. And I've been telling people that things are broken and they're not really broken.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:30)

They were though about two days ago. Sorry I don't have an up to the minute breakage report.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:35)

I know, but that logo does look good. I'm gonna tell you what I'm happy with. Oh, I heard a dink. Did you just hit record?

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:42)

Yeah. No, but it's not split screen.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:44)

Okay then I don't care then.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:45)

See if you hit it though.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:46)

If I hit it.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:48)

There you go.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:48)

Now it's split screen.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:49)

No, but it's back to what it used to be.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:51)

What about that? Is that split screen?

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (5:52)

That's a darker view of you angle.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (5:55)

No, no, split screen. Turn the cameras off. Don't care. Now you can send this to the president of the network and say, look, see? Still doesn't work that way. We tried. It doesn't work. Let's move on because I'm in a bad mood.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (6:09)

That was a good YouTube. 28 seconds.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (6:11)

That's going to get a lot of hits.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (6:13)

It's you complaining.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (6:15)

Well, I'm about to complain some more. You, you want me to complain some more? Because I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what's really stupid. I'm ready. Fantasy football is so stupid. You are getting rowdy. Are you ready? I'm going to tell you. Every year I tell myself I'm not going to care as much about fantasy football. I'm not going to let it ruin my day. Well, I lied. Fantasy football has ruined my day. It has ruined my week. It has ruined my month. Because here we are with two weeks to go in the regular season of the fantasy football Soar Losers podcast league. I haven't been. I have been in first or second place since week one.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (6:59)

You're blowing out your microphone.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (7:00)

For 12 straight weeks, I have been in the playoffs and then back to back weeks. I had to play the big tsunami. I saw the big tsunami coming weeks ago when I looked at the schedule and said, oh, man, I gotta play this dude back to back.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (7:20)

Don't like the team name. Tsunami. Really? The one that hit Chinese Taipei, I believe in 2004. Ish. That was devastating. Change your team name.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (7:32)

Not sure. It's not the. It's not the same thing. It's a different tsunami. This one's just out in the ocean. And I saw it. I saw the dude's team and I was like, I got to play that team back to back. That is not good for my mental health.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (7:46)

That's the schedule creators.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (7:48)

That's. Yeah, that's my fantasy league dot com.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (7:51)

You and batter the ball.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (7:52)

You have to play one team twice. I don't know why the schedule makes it back to back. I have no idea why it does that. But whatever, it doesn't matter. I got absolutely spanked the first week. I put Tet Texture on the bench. He scored like 30 points. The first week wouldn't have mattered, but at least it would have been closer. Then this second week, I play him.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (8:15)

Are we doing a breakdown of the entire season now?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (8:17)

This is just this past week, and the second week I play him, winner is going to be in second place, losers in third place.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (8:24)

Sure.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (8:26)

And on the outside, looking in for the playoffs. And my team starts out great. We get Armand St. Brown in the end zone. We get in Jigba in the end zone. Careful. We get other people in the end zone. I'm feeling good.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (8:41)

Bradshaw's in hot water.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (8:42)

Yeah, I know. And then I told you he needs to retire. I've been saying it, and now people are joining me on that bandwagon. Give me credit. I said it at the beginning of the season.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (8:50)

I'll see if we have video of it.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (8:52)

Thank you. Probably not, because it's not split screen. Then we get to the Browns game, and they get down and they don't even have Shador Sanders in the game. They just give it to Quinshon and. And the Raiders act like they don't know how to tackle. He has two touchdowns within five minutes of each other. Then AJ Brown scores a touchdown. Then AJ Brown scores another touchdown that gets taken off the board. Then Dak to George Pickens. Touchdown. And all of a sudden, here comes the big tsunami and absolutely obliterates my face. See?

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (9:20)

Not night. I mean, it obliterated people's. Lives. The Tsunami.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (9:26)

The big thing is now I am not in the playoffs.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (9:29)

But you, can you control your own destiny?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (9:31)

No, I don't. I don't. All big time Tsunami has to do is win two games and I'm out.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (9:37)

That would be controlling your own destiny. Ish.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (9:40)

No, I need big time Tsunami to lose. I have to have him lose or I'm out. Because here's the thing.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (9:47)

Me and Justin need five teams to lose. Two weeks in a row, we have mathematically been eliminated. Yeah, I thought we were going to be 13 and 1. We're 6, 7.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (9:59)

Yeah, that scatter Boucher, when he got hurt, it really killed you. It really hurt your team. Here's the problem. So two weeks ago with McMillan, I would have had an extra 30 points on my team. Great. I would have lost, but I would add extra 30 points. This week I went with Brock Purdy over Sam Darnold because Sam Darnold in the second half, they're already killing teams that he doesn't even do anything. So I was like, I'm going to go with Purdy. It's going to be a shootout. Purdy through three interceptions got me nine points, 12 less than freaking Sam Darnold. If I would have played those two players, we would be almost even on points.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (10:38)

You're predicting the past, predict the future.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (10:41)

So now I am down 40 points to this dude and I'm not going to make up 40 points in two weeks.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (10:47)

Oh, overall.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (10:49)

Overall. Because we're going to end up maybe with the same record and then it comes to points and I'm going to lose because I sat two players two weeks in a row. He kicked my butt two weeks in a row. And maybe you could say, oh, if you can't beat him, you don't deserve to be there. But man, it sucks.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (11:05)

It's always possible to not score a touchdown because there was that week and Sunday I watched Red Zone and not once did I see one of my players on the tv. I checked the website. We didn't score one touchdown, which is almost unheard of in fantasy because your quarterbacks usually at least guaranteed one. Yeah, we went touchdown list.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (11:30)

That's pretty bad.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (11:31)

Yeah, I. Considering I thought we're going to go 13 and 1 and we ended up going 6, 7.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (11:37)

So it's been a. It's been a rough few days to realize that I'm not going to make the playoffs.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (11:43)

Neither are me and Justin. Yeah.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (11:46)

Yeah. But I said I wasn't going to get mad about it, but I was.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (11:50)

Pissed because It's a lot of money.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (11:52)

I've been pissed for a few days now.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (11:53)

I mean, you're talking a mortgage payment. You're talking down payment on a car.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (11:57)

Yeah. And so batter's box, like, oh, it's. You're winning by 50. I said, he's got A.J. brown, Dak Prescott, George Pickens, Quinn, Sean Juckins. He's got all those people to go. He's like, oh, my God, you got this in the bag. He had McCaffrey to go. And then the Niners, they don't do it. Anything but give it to McCaffrey. That's all they do.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (12:17)

Well, they don't have IUK. They don't have. They don't have. They don't have.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (12:21)

So why not give Christian McCaffrey the MVP of the NFL? Like, the dude is unbelievable.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (12:25)

He won't get it. It's going to be Matthew Stafford.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (12:28)

I understand, but they only give it to quarterbacks. But good God, McCaffrey. Without McCaffrey, I don't know where the Niners would be. He's the MVP of the league. And I'm just so frustrated with fantasy football. So I'm just looking at it and just going, damn, man, I'm not going to make the playoffs. Like, I worked that hard. I was in first or second place the entire season until two weeks left to go and the magic ran out. It's over. And I'm very depressed.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (12:54)

Yeah, me and Justin have. We don't. We refuse to do the math, but I think we've been mathematically eliminated. Cause to have five teams lose two weeks in a row is pretty impossible.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (13:04)

Pretty much impossible. Yeah.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (13:07)

But we have the most points, so if we tie anybody, we win. We just can't reach them because they're two games ahead.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (13:13)

But you know who's making the playoffs? Batter's box dominating his division.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (13:19)

Yeah, this is a tough one because I ended up breaking it down all the six seasons we've done it. Scuba took one of mine, so maybe five, and I was eight and four one year. I never had made the playoffs until Justin last year, but I usually had losing records. So this is pretty normal for me to go to have a lot of promise and then to just kind of fizzle out in fantasy, not in life.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (13:46)

Yeah, I think I've made the playoffs most of the years. I've never won to my division. I've always been second place, never won my division. The champion seems to come from my division a lot. Muscle White, Ashley White. They. They came from my division. It Seems like I always have the eventual champ. And the way big time Tsunami's rolling right now with all those players, McCaffrey, Pickens, A.J. brown, freaking Dak Prescott. They're putting up 100. He scored 175 this week.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (14:19)

@ least we'll still have some high point money coming.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (14:21)

In. I scored 1:45 and I lost. I'd have beat every other damn team in the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (14:24)

Division. So have we. So we, we're the high point. We're like the top five team in an entire league of 48 teams and we're six and seven. And there's a couple things that really that stand out the most to me. During one of the weeks I picked up Kendrick Bourne and he had 20 points that actually gave us the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (14:39)

Win. That's pretty.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (14:40)

Good. I was solely responsible for that win, but I was also responsible for getting the BTJ killer in the second round. And he was terrible this.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (14:48)

Year. And btg, oh, Brian.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (14:52)

Thomas. Yeah. He ended up.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (14:53)

Not. He's been awful.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (14:55)

Awful. He was a letdown and I was. I was responsible for telling Justin Lamar is not going to have a second good year in a row. And went with Patty and that was smart. Patty was the leader for a majority of the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (15:04)

Season. Very.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (15:05)

Good. The biggest downfall though, that's going to go on my file could get me terminated, could get me fired. There's probably going to be a new coach and there's already people, him and Han about who it's going to be. Is Abby replacing me on in the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (15:17)

League. We don't know it won't be Arnold. We know it won't be Arnold.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (15:20)

But I am getting fired probably. But Quinn, Sean Judkins, I dropped him. We had him on our team and I was just like, ah, do some housekeeping, get him off our roster. He's not even on a team. He ends up signing a contract. He's an amazing player and puts up massive numbers this year and beat our ass the entire year. And I just dropped him for free under the waiver.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (15:39)

Wire. That's a tough.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (15:40)

One. So that. That's what's going to get me fired. For Justin, what did he do? It was something Charbonnet, running backs, wide receivers. He had. He's done some stuff this year. He's done some.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (15:52)

Stuff. I. My mistake. And it goes back to draft night, man. When I'm sitting there at number 11 and it gets to me. And number 11 overall, I took Ashton Jinchy. I mean in the first round. Yes. You want to talk about a terrible, terrible, terrible pick. So from that moment on, I've been hanging by a thread with my running backs because Ashton Gency has been absolutely awful because the Raiders offensive line has been awful. And you know who went five picks after Genji in the first.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (16:29)

Round? Jonathan Taylor.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (16:30)

Thomas. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. So not only did I pit, I passed on him. I took Genci, then I took Armand St. Brown the second and then a couple of picks after that someone picked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and I could have had Jonathan Taylor Thomas and my team would have been un freaking stoppable. Instead, here I am on the outside looking in and I am pissed.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (16:54)

Off. Instead of predicting the future, we're predicting the past. Love it. I we went with Gibbs first round. I'm fine with.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (17:00)

That. Oh yeah, you think he's been.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (17:01)

Great. I can actually sleep easy at night and I am not worried about going on that balcony when I go look at the view in the morning because jtt Jonathan Taylor Thomas, I wanted him. But because of where we were in the pick we had like the second pick. Jonathan Taylor Thomas had didn't come around to us in the second round for a while so he had already been picked up four picks before us. Thank God. Because I'm telling you it would have been rough because I told Justin, I said Jonathan Taylor Thomas is gonna be massive. But we just, we just couldn't do it in the second round. It wasn't in the cards for.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (17:32)

Us. Yeah, rough ma'. Am. So as we head into Thanksgiving, I am not thankful for fantasy football. It has caused me a lot of pain and suffering these last few days, these last couple of weeks. And when the playoffs start, I won't be a part of it and I'm going to be very mad and I don't even want to pay attention. Then I got to pay out these people all this money and I'm not going to get any of it and it's really going to piss me.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (17:56)

Off. You can just send it over to your brother at Thanksgiving. The also Justin, he picked up Tyler Warren. Amazing. Thank you. Love you for that. He was also responsible for the scatter boo trade. Got hurt but he was pretty big. I I will say this, if.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:08)

We have a minute, we have a minute.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (18:10)

Man. The saddest thing of it all, Justin, that money, he was playing on.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:14)

It.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (18:16)

Oh. Like he said, he really needed it.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:20)

So.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (18:20)

Oh. It wasn't the winning and losing. He needed a couple.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:25)

Thou. Yeah. Need to get his car.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (18:28)

Fixed. He told me a month ago. He goes, hey, straight talk. I need that money. And that's usually man to man, that he's either down, he's got a big purchase he's got to make, but he, he was actually counting on it and he may have spent it ahead of time. Oh, that's actually the biggest thing. So if you can get us that high point as soon as possible to pay out, what is it, $10 a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:50)

Week? It's $20 a week. I paid the first two weeks and I was like, oh, I'm going to be on top of this all year. And then kind of fell.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (18:57)

Apart. Well, I'll take 40 now and we'll call it.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (18:59)

Goods. Well, I need to look, I don't know for.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (19:01)

Sure. Right. But Justin needs the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (19:03)

Money. Yeah, but I don't know if you really hit it.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (19:05)

Right. But I told him I'd get your 40 for him.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (19:08)

Today.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (19:08)

Okay. Because he needs it by.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (19:10)

Friday. All right, I'll get on there right now. We'll take a break and I'll go check the high points. We'll be right.

Rob Gronkowski (19:13)

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Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (21:54)

Done. Just kidding man. He doesn't need it that desperately, but if you could. If you could just send it over to.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (22:03)

Him. I got it man. I'm getting on it right now. I'm gonna go over to Venmo right now. There we go. There you go. Right. Okay, now we got an email DM from Joey Burton. Hey coachers, since lunch can't figure out how to respond to DMs or emails. Maybe you guys can help me. Could you read this on the pod so I could hear what he what we have to say. My fiance and I are going to Vegas for the first time in the spring. What do you and lunch recommend doing during the daytime? That's not gambling for first time Vegas goers. What restaurants are must do's. What hotel and casinos do you guys recommend? Thanks Vegas.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (22:41)

Virgins. Hear me on this one and you're going to be better with the actual establishments. But I will say this a year to the day Thanksgiving last year we went to Vegas and my regret it was the not the fighting but it was the gambling fighting of Bazer's doing slots. I'm doing bubble craps in sports. I'd say half the trip we didn't even spend with each other it would be her saying oh come over to my machine and I'd say hey watch this bubble craps with me. The most enjoyable part of the entire trip was us at the Aria playing bubble craps. We had a graveyard of high noons that they kept Bringing to us for free. I was also dipping into the roulette because Janet, who also wanted the tip at the end of the night, was throwing the ball around like I'd never seen it before. We left there up 900 to go to Shania Twain, but it was the moment we spent together. So don't let the gambling get in front of you and your chick. If she's playing in a machine, watch her. Those dice are going to be there in an hour. The ball is going to be there in two hours, and blackjack is going to be there in the morning. I guarantee it. Don't split up. So many times I think back, I'm like, I was playing bubble craps for hours by myself. The best time was me and her taking turns. And I'll hang up and listen. Not taking turn. You know what I meant? Not like.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (24:08)

Sexually.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (24:10)

Yeah. Over to you, ma'.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (24:11)

Am. Not sure anybody thought that I would say. Let me. Let me tell you like this. I'm starting to believe that maybe you should stay downtown Vegas, Old Vegas. Because honestly, I believe it's cheaper. You're going to find gambling minimums will be cheaper. The hotel rooms should be cheaper. The food will be cheaper in downtown Vegas. Old Vegas, it's called Fremont Street. It's really cool. Fremont street is.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (24:40)

Awesome. Circus.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (24:42)

Sportsbook. You go to the Circus Sportsbook, check it out with the pools. I mean, during the day, what you can do, you take a cab over to the Strip if you want to go see the Strip. And I say, you listen. And this sounds old and I sound like an old man. But if you're not going to be gambling all day, go buy the Bellagio and look at the floral garden. But I'm going to tell you what, it's so amazing what they can do with.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:07)

Flowers. They're setting up for Christmas now.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:10)

But it's going to be the spring when they go, so it'll be a whole new.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:13)

Display. Oh.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:14)

Yes. So it's going to be. The flower garden is.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:17)

Unbelievable. Yes. That's where we ran into those women from overseas. Really, isn't it? Not you and me when we were chilling at the pool with those.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:28)

Chicks. We met some chicks at the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:30)

Pool. I think it was a couple nice Japanese.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:34)

Chicks. Was it that was.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:36)

At. Was that.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:38)

Bellagio? Were we at the pool or. We were at the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:42)

Club. It was a club that had.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:43)

A pool that was at the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (25:44)

Encore. What a place. What a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (25:48)

Place. And the sun was coming up and Ray was like, oh, man, I got to go catch my flight. And Ray bailed out of there. That was unbelievable.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (26:01)

Night. That was.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (26:01)

Fun. That was a great night. But I also say you go see the Bellagio fountains, but I think they're cooler at night to see the fountains during the day. Kind of anticlimactic because it's hot and you're just standing there in the sun. I like it at night. It's lit up. It looks cooler than. To me. Just go into any casino on the Strip. It's. They're all so cool. So chandelier bar at Cosmopolitan. Awesome. Grab a drink, cocktail.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (26:28)

There. Pictures with the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (26:29)

Chick. There's big old high heels in the Cosmopolitan that are cool to take a picture in restaurants. I don't know what kind of food you like and what kind of budget you're on. I mean, I love Javier's inside Aria. I love Best Bros. And at mgm. Park. Park, mgm. It is so freaking.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (26:49)

Good. Somebody told me. Is it golden steer? Maybe they have some you can get. What was it? You could get lobster and maybe. I mean, just a surf and turf. And they just put butter all over it. It might have been about 60 bucks, but they said it was the best meat surf and turf style that you're gonna get. And also at the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:14)

Strat.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (27:15)

Yeah. So not a lot of people go there.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:17)

Anymore. I've been.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (27:18)

There. You can get amazing food. Is what we were told by our cab driver. Oh, so it's off the beaten path. It's not your one that everybody's going.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:25)

To. Yeah, but I'm saying, like. And then also, if you want to do a gondola ride at the Venetian. I've never done it, but I see people do it. I. I don't. You just walk around during the day. You just walk around. Go see a show at night. Like, careful.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (27:41)

Careful. These guys all left me one time to go watch Jersey.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:44)

Boys. Oh.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (27:45)

God. I mean, no. Tell me that was a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:47)

Mistake. No.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (27:48)

No. Guess what? I had a blast, bro. Because I didn't go to the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (27:53)

Show. I don't know if it was called Jersey Boys, because I think that's a Jersey Boys. I don't know, but it was the Rat Pack. No, it's. The Rat Pack is back. And it was like, Frank, I think Frank Sinatra is a Rat Pack. I don't know who they.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (28:10)

Were. Thank God I didn't.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (28:12)

Go. And they were just, like, acting like those people. It wasn't the real people. And it was so God awful and so boring. And it was at the Rio and it was like two hours long. And I was like, oh, My gosh. Please make this in. I just said, this is so bore.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (28:34)

Ring. I stayed back at the hotel when I first met these guys. I had a blast hanging out with people, gambling, living life instead of sitting in a theater for two.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (28:43)

Hours. I get it. I totally understand.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (28:46)

Man. But. But if it's a good show, let's be real. I went to Shania Twain. It was pretty awesome. It was worth every bit of that hour and a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (28:52)

Half.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (28:52)

Yeah. Tad late. Yeah. Where the drinks, like, 22 ounces. And the whole time you're carrying in a motor oil can. Yeah, but music was great, and she sounded.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (29:01)

Good. I saw Garth Brooks there. Is freaking phenomenal. I would suggest, you know, Vegas virgins. What you don't need to do. Maybe you want to do this because it's your first time. Get one of those yard drinks. The frozen ones. Ones shaped like the Eiffel Tower. I mean, they're all different kinds. Saxophone.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:20)

Saxophone. I.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (29:22)

Know. Just getting drunk, they look really cool. But after about two drinks, you're like, oh, my God, I got to finish this thing. And then you feel the pressure, and you got to carry that thing around. Around. It's heavy, but it's.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:34)

Phenomenal. Can I tell you one thing not to.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (29:36)

Do? Yeah, go ahead, man. I would love.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:38)

It. Those machines that say, we'll make your pizza inside of this.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (29:42)

Box. We have like a. A vending.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:45)

Machine. Yes, but it's an oven, and it'll make a pizza. And there's no human. It's all AI. We had one at our place at the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (29:53)

Link. Oh.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:54)

Okay. Planet.

Colgate Advertiser (29:55)

Hollywood.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (29:56)

Oh. The last place we stayed at the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (30:00)

Link. The.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (30:01)

Link. It.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (30:01)

Was. The Link.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (30:02)

Got. Wasn't good. Oh, I. I was also hungover, but I had that. I could not get that taste out of my mouth for like a month. It might have been the Hangover, but it just wasn't good. There's better pizza out there. Search it out. But don't go with an AI Robot making your pizza. Get. Oh, come on over, have a pizza. You're looking for that type of a guy, not an.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (30:29)

AI. Also, don't buy the party pack of jello shots. I think we got him from Planet Hollywood. I mean, there was. It was supposed to be three each, and there was a couple that were gonna get four, and we were fighting over who's gonna get four. And we took the first jello shot, and everybody started fighting. I only get three. I only get three. I only get 3. I only want 3. I only want.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (30:53)

3. I don't.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (30:54)

Want. I can't eat more. No, I don't, I don't want to do for it. No, I only want three that bad. It was the worst damn thing I've ever had in my mouth. We were all like, oh, so awful. I mean, the whole group was fighting for four instantly after one, everybody was fighting for.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (31:14)

Three. Do the tram. Definitely do the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (31:16)

Pass. Do the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (31:17)

Tram. $20 a day and it pretty much connects to all the casinos you want to go to, not to Fremont and stuff like that. So that would be a cab ride, but you can go see in one day 12 casinos. So just ask somebody, where's the tram? And there's a route and it's the easiest route. It you just pay it you get a card, it me and Bazer hop on the tram to the next casino. Then you go out of that casino into the tram. So you're not necessarily on the strip if you're doing a tram day, but you're seeing almost every casino for.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (31:47)

$20. Yeah. And Vegas virgins. I don't know what your lifestyle is like now. Like if you have kids or you don't have kids. If you like staying up late or not, don't be afraid to take a nap. Don't be afraid. I mean, I know this is sacrilegious in Vegas, but you get a two to three hour nap in the middle of the afternoon. It's energizes you to be able to stay up till 2, 3, 4 in the morning, Vegas style. It's unbelievable. But I don't know, I don't know your budget. So that's what my suggestion. Just walk around and see everything. You're just going to find stuff to do, maybe go to a club. I don't know if you like going to the clubs, but the clubs are amazing. If you like clubbing, it's the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (32:30)

One time I would tell you. My recommendation would be just walk around, don't do these plans. Where hey honey, at two we're going to see the sphere. They got a giant giraffe that's going to be in there. I mean go there, Vegas, feel it out. Do you feel like seeing a giraffe? Vegas is a city you can land with no.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (32:47)

Plans.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (32:48)

Ding. So that's why we also like.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (32:50)

It. Don't set a schedule because if you get hot at the table, if you're gambling, maybe you don't gamble. If you're hot at the table, you don't want to. Oh, we have to be, you know, we, we said we were going to go see the spear at 2 o', clock. And then we're going to go to The Strat at 3. It's fluid, man. If you. The only thing you set, maybe make a dinner reservation or a show reservation. Besides that. Just let and live, man. Live and let be. I think that's how it goes. But that's my suggestion. I mean, stay downtown, though. It's cheaper. It's a lot.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (33:21)

Cheaper. It's bringing back the memories of me and Baser, how cool we used to be with each other. I remember it was when we were married. Still married. She would say, she goes, hey, you can go to that boxing fight. I bet the boxing fight. It was Tank versus somebody in Tank.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (33:35)

One. He was like.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (33:36)

Bigsby. I don't know his last name. I just know his nickname was Tank. No, not the running back. And so Baser goes, oh, you bet it. Do you want to go see.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (33:45)

It? Oh, Frank the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (33:46)

Tank. Yeah. And I said, I'm in Vegas. I could go watch my bed in person. So I had whatever app up. Game time, let's say. But then I realized I'd be paying $200 just to be in some something adjacent to the boxing venue. It wasn't even to get into the boxing event. It was that big of a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (34:04)

Fight.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (34:04)

Oh. But I realized it at the last second, it was mgm. But Baser, yeah, she goes, why don't you go watch the fight that you bet? And I said, I love Vegas. I saw AI there. Yeah, Alan was gambling. Oh, him. I mean, there's always people walking at.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (34:23)

Cnbc. That's great. And another thing, just people watch, man. Sit there, have a cocktail in your hand and sit around and watch people. It's amazing. The people watching is amazing in Las Vegas. I don't know if we even did a good job of telling what to do.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (34:39)

Man. I think we did because this just made me want to go back to.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (34:43)

Vegas. Oh, man, I can't wait to go back to.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (34:46)

Vegas. It'll be soon. Bazer the other day muttered something about five.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (34:50)

Years. And I said, excuse me, going in five.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (34:53)

Years. Right. That we will actually need to reconvene on that timetable that she gave me. I don't even know where I'll be in five years. I believe I'll be able to cash out my 401k in five years. Like, what? What are you talking about, five years? More like max five months. I'll be back in.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (35:11)

Vegas. And we'll be back in five minutes right after.

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Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (37:27)

LLC. Thank you for those commercials, y'. All. That was great, man. Hopefully there was a hey, come visit las vegas.com the commercials are great.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (37:35)

And they sound good.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (37:36)

Too.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (37:36)

Yeah. Because I would go from our terrible audio to the commercial audio and I said something's wrong with ours. But I think it'll be better this time because I lowered you. I'm going to boost them both up and I think we'll be.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (37:47)

Set. All right. Hey man, I trust you. You're the audio go guy. I'm not the audio guy. I'm just telling you what people said online. But I do Want to tell you. Right.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (37:55)

Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (37:56)

Man. Happy Thanksgiving. I just want to say happy Thanksgiving to sore losers nation out there, each and every one of you, the 232 people that we now have listening to this.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (38:05)

Podcast. It's now 231. Oh, Arnold dropped.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (38:09)

Off. Yeah. So we do appreciate you guys, and we want to say happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, and hopefully it's freaking great and great football. And I want to apologize to Ray before we go to Thanksgiving.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (38:23)

Break. I'm good.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (38:24)

Man. No, no, no. I told you. I don't understand how you watch that. Your Sirianni guy.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (38:30)

Porn.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (38:31)

Right. But I guess we talk about that Sirianni guy that you like, and he popped up on my.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (38:37)

Thing. I. I enjoy him. I don't recommend him to anybody. He's a strong.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (38:44)

Character. And I watched a couple of his gambling things. He's got this hot chick just standing there to his side. Her knockers, Mountain range trying to come up over the top of her shirt, almost knocking her in the chin. She got, like, a white tube top on. I'm like, hell, yeah. I like this video. And she doesn't cheer. She just stands there with her little handbag on her arm. Doesn't say anything the whole video. And I'm like, well, this is weird. And he's down to his. And he bets 5,000 on a hand, and that's real. And he hits it and he's like, whoa, let's go again. Let's go. I mean, how crazy it was. I think he had a 17, and the dealer is showing.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:21)

10.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:21)

Jeez. And he. I mean, he paced back and forth. He got out of the chair, walked, came back, walked, came.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:27)

Back. What was Knockers doing just sitting.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:30)

There? Oh, no, she wasn't even sitting. She was.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:32)

Standing. Oh, mountain.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:33)

Ranging. He sat right in the middle of the table. She was on the left.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:36)

Side. That's what he.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:37)

Does.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:38)

Okay. That's how it gets into your.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:40)

Algorithm. And what, the Knockers are sitting in the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:43)

Middle? No, it's just how it becomes popular. I mean, who's not going to watch gambling? A guy that's kind of a bad A and mountain.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:51)

Range. And I think he took a hit on the 17. I never seen that in my.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (39:56)

Life. Well, that's not by the book, and he usually goes by the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (39:59)

Book. And maybe he didn't, but he. He. And he won. And then he did another one. He won again. He's all right. We're getting out of here. Then he went to a new sport, new high roller Room. They're like, oh, this is just open. Let's take a look. And he's like, no cameras allowed inside. And then he walks out, and he's like, 15 minutes, I made this much money. And he shows his chips. I'm like, all right, cool. Then it shows some other people. And One guy has $600 on his hand, and the guy's betting to his left. He's betting $15. And he. He lose. The guy on the left gets a blackjack. Yeah. And the $600 dude loses. And he's like, man, I just lost 600. Can you stop.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (40:38)

Cheering? It was in Sirianni's.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (40:40)

Video. It was a different. It was a different.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (40:41)

One. Got.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (40:42)

It. And so then I was like, his gambling videos are actually not bad. And so I apologize to Ray because I was like. I have to say, they're actually kind of.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (40:50)

Entertaining. Well, this guy last night, the. What is his name? Pauly D. His name's Paulie C. Oh, and he went live at Plaza. He goes to Plaza every other night, at least. He loves.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:05)

Plaza.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (41:06)

Yeah. And he was playing bubble craps, and he went live. And so when he goes live.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:11)

Does he have someone there holding the camera for.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (41:13)

Him? Well, sometimes he'll have a girl doing it, and he just steps back, has her whole figure in the screen. He'll sometimes go up and show you the dice. Sometimes it'll show you how much he has. So he's got to choose what he.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:25)

Shows. So he's showing the.

Rob Gronkowski (41:27)

The.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:27)

The. The thing. He's not showing his.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (41:29)

Face. Not showing his.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:30)

Face. Got.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (41:31)

It. Because that's really the last thing you want to see. You want to see what the dice are.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (41:33)

Doing. You want to see what the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (41:34)

Cards are doing to the chicks doing, you know, and so he's videoing it, and he. When I watched it, he lost 1600. Oh, and somebody in the comments go, oh, hey, guys, I've been watching this. Is anybody keeping track since the beginning? What's he downed? And somebody goes, it's definitely more than 4,000. Oh, and three comments later, somebody goes, been watching the entire stream. He's down well over $8,000. Oh, but h. His. His way of doing it is so dumb. He'll put $25 down. And then there's your point. Once your point happens, then he'll put whatever that point is, say it goes to five. He'll do times five every time. So he puts $125 on every number that it lands on. So say he gets five numbers. That's $600 he has on the table. And if it hits a seven, he loses $600. But if he goes on a 12. Roll, roll, he's gonna make like a crapload. Yeah, but you're also risking that 600. So he always leaves it all on the table. And he's always putting money on the come. He's putting. Yeah. So the come is what? It'll be the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (42:43)

Seven. Yeah. And so he does this on bubble crap. Yeah, I guess you can't really film real craps. It's too busy, too.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (42:51)

Fast. Right. And you get. You got to get permission with the. You can film it, they don't give a crap. And it was between about 2 and 2:30am I went to the gym, I got back on, he was signed off. But last I heard, on the bubble, he lost over $8,000, which at my old place, that sounds like about eight months in.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (43:13)

Rent. Oh, did you know someone in the building lives there? Your old place? Really? Yeah, yeah, Kitty. No, she was telling me the other day, she was like, yeah, it's.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (43:25)

Great. But he. He has deals with these casinos. So do I think that they give him $8,000 to gamble with? Hell no. I bet they give him a thousand dollar ticket. And then he loves the game, so he dips into his own savings a lot, but I bet they give him a little bit to play.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (43:44)

With. Yeah, I mean, I wonder if the casino. No, they can't just give him money that can't be comp. Money, because that wouldn't make.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (43:54)

Sense. Well, they don't comp. Sirianni, he plays his real money. And this Paulie C. Guy, they ain't giving him $8,000 to play with. So that was real money. When I saw his money in his hand and it's shaken and he's having to rip it from himself to put it in the machine. That ain't money that they're just gifting him. And when he would lose this Paulie C. Guy, are you kidding me? We just can't catch a break. Listen, when anybody sounds like a little. That's not free casino money. That's money that's hard earned, that's getting pulled right out of his.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (44:24)

Pocket. That's a good.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (44:25)

Point. And also, you know when he's winning because he's showing the chick towards the end of that stream, just the dice, and all I would see is a 5, 7, 9, 7 2, 7 it was. Which I'm thinking, buddy, root against it. That's when you want to bet against.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (44:44)

It. You never bet against it you don't. I would have came in and that's why everybody, that's why you. If you're betting against it, everybody hates you at the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (44:52)

Table. That's why I do it.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (44:53)

Secretly.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (44:54)

Okay. When I did it on the cruise ship and me and that guy were secretly betting against the table and we had to, we had to clap hands underneath the table because there's about seven people looking at us like they're gonna kill.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (45:04)

Us. Oh man, we got an email. I knew I was going to be traveling today, so I saved up the last few pods to listen to on the drive. We got to Austin this evening with some kids who are running the state cross country meet in Round Rock on Saturday. I'm here until Monday when I meet the band in San Antonio for their state contest at the Alamo Dome on Tuesday. Anyway, the reason for this email, we are talking the band probably 130 or more people total to eat Monday night at Magic Time Machine and San Antonio. It's an odd place for an adults, but kids have the a blast there. The services are dressed up and act in character. If a kid goes towards the restroom, they call them out and embarrass them. You mentioned it on the pod so I thought I'd let you know we are going. I'll send some pics from inside of it next week. Thank you. Jeremy Griffin, Principal, Sundown High School. You get what you demand. You encourage what you tolerate. I'm telling you guys, if you ever go to San Antonio, the Magic Time Machine, it is where it is at. Jay Griff hey man, that's great. I hope they won the state title. I don't.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (46:13)

Know. He posts on fan is error on Facebook Sometimes yeah he.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (46:16)

Does. He's. He's a good dude. Here's another one. Coachers, how many teams from each division make the playoffs? Also, how do the playoffs work? Never been in a league this big and I'm new to the multi division aspect of it. Thanks in advance. Double Z, not the time or place for.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (46:32)

It. Just to hit the message board. Nobody wants to hear about.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (46:34)

It. Zach Zapata Top two from each division make the playoffs. The number one, whoever has the higher record of those four is the number one seed. The other division winner is the two seed. And then you have three and four and that's. You have the AFC and the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (46:50)

Nfc. You know I was waiting for on that one. This year we've decided to have the top three.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (46:55)

Teams. We decided top three teams now that I'm on the outside looking in that's what we're going to go.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:01)

With. Justin's hit me up about changes that need to be made. He goes, we're the top four team in the league. Changes need to be made. Like he's saying that your scoring isn't good or.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (47:12)

Something. Hey, coaches, we have a fantasy etiquette question. The last place person just traded McCaffrey for a lave and Lamar Jackson. Stop. What would your thoughts be if this was in your league? Russ in.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:24)

Cali. You can't. You can't do that.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (47:26)

Trade. Congrats on winning two pick them weeks. You definitely stepped it up since my last email. Russ and Rivas. Well, I'm going to be.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:33)

Honest. Alave and.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (47:35)

Jama. Lamar. Yeah, that's really not that bad of a. I mean, I don't.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:40)

Know. It's a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (47:41)

Quarterback. I don't know what you had at quarterback before. What if you were going with Tyler.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:45)

Slaw? You can get a free quarterback, get you 20 points. The quarterbacks really aren't trade pieces in.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (47:50)

Europe. I don't think it's that. That's not a. If it was just a lava for McCaffrey, then I could say, okay, that's.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (47:56)

Egregious. Lave, how many times have you seen him on Sports center this.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (48:00)

Year? Well, they don't really show Saints games on SportsCenter, but he gets a hundred targets a game. He's the only wide receiver they.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (48:06)

Have. I thought they had Rashid.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (48:08)

Shahid. He's on the Seattle Seahawks. He was traded, so. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's not that bad in my.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (48:15)

Opinion. No wonder Seattle's good. They got in Jigba and.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (48:18)

Shahid. Well, Shahid just got there and he doesn't really do anything since he got. I'll be honest with you, he hadn't really done much, but. All right, I think that's it, man. We got football this weekend. Oh, I need to give you money makers. We'll be right back. I'll do that right after.

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Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (50:53)

Money? A prostitute.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (50:56)

Right? Well, I got to be honest. I messed.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (50:58)

Up. You messed.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:00)

Up. I messed up. Last week I took the Seahawks against the Titans and I have to.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (51:06)

Realize that you were wrong. I told my buddy that one and I wake up because I don't watch that crap. They're the worst team in the league and the Preds are the worst team in the league. This is about to be trash bag town. You told me -13. They won by.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:20)

Six. Yeah, I was wrong. I was wrong. And I have to realize that these NFL teams, they get up by enough, they don't care anymore, then they don't. They're not worried about covering. They.

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Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:33)

They. They don't care about running it up on.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (51:35)

People. I told Billy that.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:36)

Pick. Yeah, well, it lost him some money.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (51:39)

Right? You tell him you got it from.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:40)

Me. Yeah, don't. Don't blame it on me, but I'm just telling You. I now realize that was my.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (51:45)

Mistake. Yeah. Guys, when you hear these picks from lunch, tell your friends and say it's not on you. You got it from your friend.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (51:52)

Lunchbox. Yes, but then I also gave you the Falcons, plus one and a half that hit. I gave you the jets plus 13 and a half that also hit. So you made money if you picked my picks this week? Last week. But I realized these huge spreads, they don't care about getting margin. They just want to win the game and get out of town. They were up big on the Titans and they quit trying to do anything. They just ran the ball. All right, let's get out of.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (52:17)

Town. Yeah, because I remember my guy going, it's 23 back after the half. I gotta see if my troops are still okay, Right?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (52:26)

Yeah. What happened? And then they just even try in the second half. They just run the ball. All right. Run the clock, get out of town. We're not really worried about the Titans beating us. So with that said, we're going to go back to Seattle and they're playing the Minnesota Vikings. All of a sudden, JJ McCarthy, who doesn't know how to throw a football, oh, he's been so bad that they decided to bench him again. But they say, oh, he has a concussion. So they got some rookie quarterback going to Seattle.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (52:54)

Who. What's the kid's name?

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (52:55)

Pavia? John.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (52:56)

Wofford. Where did he.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (52:58)

Go? Minnesota. I don't even know if that's his real name. I just. That's what popped into my head. You might want to fact check, but we don't Google, so I don't.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (53:06)

Care. You sure it ain't Warful Danny.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (53:10)

Warfel? Oh, I don't think it's him, but. Oh, God, it's already jumped to 11 and a half. But it doesn't matter. I just told you, these big spreads, they don't care about margin, but John Wofford ain't gonna do crap against Seattle. Give me Seattle -11 and a.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (53:25)

Half.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (53:26)

Waf. Yeah, I did bet it at a 10 and a half. That's when I got it. So you're getting 11? I have. Getting a bad number, but you're still going to be.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (53:32)

Fine. Where'd you get the 10 and a half? In.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (53:34)

Vegas? No, earlier this week when it first came out, I was like, oh, my God, J.J. mcCarthy's out. John Wofford, who can't. I mean, there's no way he can play better than, oh, it's going to be awful. And then. I don't understand. Explain to.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (53:49)

Me. Yeah, what's.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (53:49)

Up? The Houston Texans on the road at Indy. Indy's giving up four and a half points. Indy isn't going to score a point. That d' Amico Ryan's defense is going to give Daniel Jones nightmares. Give me the Houston Texans plus four and a half. Take it to the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (54:12)

Bank. Well, is Davis mills.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (54:14)

Still. No, C.J. stroud is back. He was king cuss for like six weeks. And I don't think it matters. It's all about the defense. That defense is going to keep them in.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (54:25)

Games. And I just read it this morning, you can get overcome the concussion protocol. You need four sessions of practice. And then the NFL says get back up on there, slap in the butt, play some.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (54:38)

Football. Then The San Francisco 49ers are traveling to.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (54:41)

Cleveland. So I believe that the quarterback.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (54:44)

For the Giants Jackson Dart, he will, he will be back on Monday Night.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (54:48)

Football. We are hoping he has a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (54:49)

Successful session against the Patriots, but here we're going to. We're going to Cleveland. Shador Sanders. Shador Sanders. The guy.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (54:58)

Sucks. Do you want to know what.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (54:59)

Nobody'S talking about is how he.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (55:00)

Sucks. I know you don't do data. He was the worst quarterback last week. They won 24 to nothing. Yeah, close to it. Six or seven the other team scored. He was the worst statistical data driven quarterback in the entire league last.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (55:15)

Week. So bad. So.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (55:18)

Bad. Nobody talks about that. No, he had like a 4 passer.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (55:21)

Rating. Yeah, because one, he threw a screen pass and they ran it for 70 yards. Then the other two touchdowns they scored with Quinn, Sean Junkins, they said, sure. We don't even trust you to have the ball in your hand. Get off the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (55:33)

Field. It's a trick.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (55:35)

Play. No, no. He wasn't even on the field when they scored two touchdowns. They said, we're.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (55:41)

Gonna. Was the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (55:42)

Wildcat. Yeah, they were like, we're gonna, we're gonna give the ball to Quinshawn Judkins and we're not gonna make. You let you make a decision that could screw us up. So don't even worry about it. Come stand on the sideline. We can score without you. And everybody's like, oh my God, Shador, he won his first game. He's so amazing. They didn't do crap. The Raiders were just so.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:03)

Bad. My dad put us in a 3,000 square foot house and then drove us to the inner.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (56:07)

City. He goes, man, that's just. I just got one week of practice. Imagine if I'd had first round reps all season. Oh my God. You didn't do anything. You were so bad. So bad. And now you're going to play the San Francisco 49ers. Their defense in great, but you're. You're going to get annihilated. The Niners minus four and a.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:28)

Half. That's.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (56:29)

It. Take it to the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:30)

Bank.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (56:32)

Whoa. Take it to the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:33)

Bank. I think Vegas made a mistake there. That should be about.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (56:36)

13. I know, I know. Brock party looked bad on Monday night. He threw three interceptions. What is this league, right? What is this.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:42)

League? I told.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (56:43)

Justin. A copycat league, a flip flop league. If you're good one week you're bad the next week you're never as good as you look. And you're never as bad as you look. Brock Purdy is not that bad. And he's not going to be that bad this week. He won't throw three interceptions. Yes, Miles Garrett is a.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (56:58)

Menace. He's defensive player of the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (57:00)

Year. But Kyle Shanahan is so smart. Who is the should be the coach of the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (57:05)

Year? That will be variable. No, I mean Stichens in.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (57:08)

Second. How is Shanahan not up for it? They have nothing but spare parts. They haven't had their starting quarterback and they're still 8 and 4. They're unbelievable. They haven't had wide receivers. Their number one wide receiver has been hurt. Their whole defense is hurt and they keep winning.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (57:25)

Games. Well, then why don't you bet them to win the Super Bowl? Because I'm pretty sure it's a.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (57:29)

33. I believe that Kyle Shanahan will Miles Garrett. Come on. Screenplay. Dump it off. Quick passes. Miles Garrett ain't going to be a factor. Give me the Niners minus four and a half. Take it to the bank. Happy.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (57:43)

Thanksgiving. And guys, remember, you got to predict the future, not the past. I loved Vegas lines, just looking them up. No Vegas person said the Rams were going to win the Super Bowl. Now the Rams are four times your.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (57:59)

Money. They are the best team in.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (58:00)

The league to win the Super Bowl. And the Chiefs are like a 14. You got the. The bills are like a 15. Vegas is so reactionary. Guys predict the future, not the.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (58:13)

Past. Well, I hate to tell you, I mean, I just hate to tell you this. The freaking Rams, they play the Panthers this week. Bryce Young looked terrible. He looks terrible. I don't know how he threw for 500 yards against the Falcons. The Rams are going to annihilate them. The Rams are the best team in the.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (58:31)

NFL. And I looked that up too because I was curious. Bryce Young is consistently ranked as one of the bottom half quarterbacks in the league.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (58:40)

Consistently. He's so.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (58:42)

Bad. So how are they winning a decent.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (58:44)

Amount? That's another coach that should be up for coach of the year. That Dave Canales guy, the fact that he's won six games with Bryce Young as his quarterback miracle, that's coach of the year stuff. Just because you win the most games doesn't mean you should be coach of the year. I mean, Shanahan, I don't mind Variable because they sucked last year and what he's done is amazing. And Canales, those are the coaches of the year. We got to go, man. We got. We got to go to Thanksgiving dinner. We got to go. You got to start throwing out the turkey.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (59:10)

Dude. Well, and I'm going to try and go to Vandy and the Vols in.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (59:13)

Knoxville. Are you.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (59:14)

Really? I gotta tell Baser. Oh, I'm taking the.

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Nephews. I think that's a great idea. I don't think it's gonna.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (59:20)

Happen. I told her I want to do the turkey trot and guess what she.

Host 1 (Possibly 'Lunchbox') (59:22)

Said.

Host 2 (Audio Guy, possibly 'Ray') (59:22)

What? We're not a turkey trot.

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Household. Oh, thanks, Bazer. Love you.

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