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Lunchbox
Hello.
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Arnold
Yep.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Arnold
Hello. I can't even tell, honestly if I'm on or if the mic's on or.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know. Cause you don't have a condom on.
Arnold
Yep.
Lunchbox
One day. One day. One day we're going to get a pair of these called headphones. I don't think. If you watch Howard Stern. Does he do it without a condom? Don't think so.
Arnold
I'm not watching game tape on other radio hosts. I'm not.
Lunchbox
What about. What about your boy McAfee? McAfee, does he do it with headphones or none?
Arnold
He does earbuds, I think.
Lunchbox
Okay, so he has something in the earth.
Arnold
Yeah, but.
Lunchbox
And most people that call themselves audio engineers or audio people, I'm pretty sure they got to hear the audio to do the audio, but hey, whatever, man.
Arnold
I think it leads to a better show is what I'm trying to say.
Lunchbox
I got it. I believe you.
Arnold
And I did have the complaint from my wife. She said that the horn was too much. So now if I am going to hit it, please tell me this remote has a battery. It does. I will lower it a little bit and I will use it sparingly.
Lunchbox
Not bad. That wasn't a bad one.
Arnold
I got a compliment from my wife the other day. Not to start it off on a positive note or anything good. She goes, I don't know what prompted it, but she goes, this is dead serious. I'm not kidding.
Lunchbox
No, I believe you. I. I believe you that your wife gave you a compliment. And so I can't wait to hear it.
Arnold
She. I just woke up from a nap, so I was half drunk and groggers. And she said something to the effect of, it's really cool what you and lunch have built. I'm proud of you. But I had just woke up, so I didn't know. I didn't know where it came from.
Lunchbox
What is going on?
Arnold
I don't know. I was like, what did we build?
Lunchbox
And you're proud of us or she's proud of you. So explain to me what she said next. Then did she say, I want a new car? And then she. Did she say, hey, I want to add a basement? Like, what followed the. Usually it's a butter up. And then they'd say something.
Arnold
I think she read a comment on some message board and it said that they loved the podcast and how much it meant to them. And so then she said that. And I go, oh, thank you. But I didn't really know. I don't. I don't know where it came from. But, yeah.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Arnold
She was moved to say that to me. Where we do, we never get deep with each other. That's just our life. I'm not gonna be like, honey, I've never told you this before, but I love you. She just knows I love her. There's things you just know in a relationship. So I just. We just know. I appreciate her working. She appreciates me working. For her to stop down and say, really cool what you guys have built. I was like, rome wasn't built in a day. Thanks. I don't. I don't know what we're talking about.
Lunchbox
Huh. I don't think my wife. Maybe at the first coaches convention, she was like, this is pretty cool. I don't know that she's ever said, I'm proud of you, like, what you've built.
Arnold
Right. But remember the first coaches convention, you were emotional at the roulette wheel.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Arnold
Because you said, I Built this.
Lunchbox
No, I didn't say I. No, no, no. Stop, stop. Now you're lying.
Arnold
No, no, no. Because I never heard it. And I go, hey, why? I didn't get it. Why was lunch being emotional? And. And somebody said he was talking about building this like you were a construction worker.
Lunchbox
No, I got emotional at the roulette table because we won, Ray.
Arnold
Hey, all of a sudden, man, we were all real happy with each other when we'd won another consecutive roulette spin.
Lunchbox
No, I was more. The whole time leading up to it, I. I mean, from the first time in the shower, washing the left armpit and thinking about coaches convention, throwing a party, doing this thing, I thought, oh, my gosh, is this actually going to work? And all the lead up, like, are people going to be there? Are people going to be there? Are people going to be there? I had no idea. And then when we went to that open bar happy hour at the Westgate, and there were so many people there, I think, and emotionally, like, released some, like, the stress. Like, I didn't show the stress on the outside. On the inside, I worried, like, oh, my gosh, is this going to be a big bust? Is this going to be a big bust? And so I internally, I worried about it, but on the outside, I acted confident. And then we go to the roulette wheel and we win. And I see, I mean, a mob, a literal mob of people around the roulette table jumping up and down, screaming, people going absolutely crazy. And I don't know what it was, if it was the months of planning, the months of stress. The heck, I haven't been anywhere because of COVID I don't know what it all was, but I did get emotional and I said, I can't believe we built this. I can't believe this many people came. Why? And I kept asking people, and maybe I was a little intoxicated, too, because. Martinez, Eric, that's you. He kept saying, I'll do a shot. And tall guy, let's get me. Get on my shoulders. Take a shot on my shoulders. And all that combined. I started asking people, why did you come? Like, why are you here? What made you come? Because I was shocked that people were there. I was shocked. So I never said I. I never said I built anything. I said I had a dream in the shower with the left armpit and a bar of soap, but it was a we the entire time.
Arnold
This may be the wrong clip. I can't hear it. I don't have a condom on. So tell me if this Is it? Okay, I'll bleep that.
Lunchbox
I don't know who that is.
Arnold
It says CC Roulette setup.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, that's not us.
Arnold
Five minutes. I remember that.
Lunchbox
That was not our clip.
Arnold
Is it bad audio that can play?
Lunchbox
I think it's a different podcast. Okay, so I don't think that's us, but ours should be in there somewhere.
Arnold
I searched all the keywords. Bet, roulette, coaches convention.
Lunchbox
Oh, red, Red, bet. Red, bet. No, no. Yeah, man. So I. I don't know. That's pretty cool that your wife said that. And. And I, I what. What's happened with Callaway? Like, his diagnosis and everybody, like, rallying behind him and everybody showing up for him. That's when it's weird to me is like, wow, these people, like, met. They like each other, they're friends and they have each other's back. I thought they were just a bit drunk and degenerates, but it's like actual. Some of them have souls that, like, want to take care of other people. Like Emily McKibben. She's a teacher. I mean, that's weird that we have a teacher that in the Slippery Nipples from New Mexico. You wouldn't think they would want to listen to this show. Did you find it?
Arnold
We're not going to find it.
Lunchbox
Okay?
Arnold
The database has been corrupted with other shows. You got people writing over files. There's a rap station. There actually isn't that. There's a rock station. There's a rock station. There's a rock station. There's a. What's the other one? River. So everybody copies over files.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So we actually got an email. Speaking of Callaway. So say coaches. I've always had a make a wish list just in case something bad ever happened to me. I had the surgery a few weeks ago and I went and looked at my list. Number one on his Make a Wish beyond around the Horn.
Arnold
That show cat canceled.
Lunchbox
It got canceled, Matt. Sorry. Number two, as a Saints fan, catch a pass in practice from Derek Carr.
Arnold
Oh, no. And they may be the worst team in the NFL this year with plow.
Lunchbox
Oh, no. Number three, I always respected Diddy. I wanted to go to one of his parties.
Arnold
Got to tip your cap to that one.
Lunchbox
Number four was hang out with Mike Leach for a few hours.
Arnold
Oh, my gosh. Is he being funny?
Lunchbox
I don't think he's being funny.
Arnold
He's over five.
Lunchbox
Attend a Texas College World Series game.
Arnold
There you go.
Lunchbox
They didn't make it. And number six, guest appearance on the Sore Losers the door is open. Callaway. The door is open. Seems like only one of these things is still a possibility. Holler at me if y' all need a guest host. In the slow months of June or July, I'm only a couple. Couple hours away.
Arnold
Taylor Calloway and Callaway. Love you, man. Thanks for that. We need to make sure whatever bar we're having some of our stuff that has a wheelchair ramp out front for Callaway. Cappy and Cappy.
Lunchbox
I think Cappy will come.
Arnold
Yeah. That's the thing. It's an aging demographic. We've been doing this for seven years now. That's the thing, you know?
Lunchbox
You think Callaway is going to need a wheelchair?
Arnold
Yeah, probably. I imagine he's got crutches right now. He's not telling us, but he's got a cane. He's not walking how he was. I mean, he's got a diaper on. He's not putting that in the email.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I've never been through any of this, so I'm not quite sure exactly how it works, but yeah. So when your wife says she's proud of us when we get emails like that, that's like, dang, dude. He wants to be a guest host on this show. That's wild.
Arnold
And it could just be with my plantar fasciitis, which is now healed. Thank the Lord. I could have used a wheelchair. Man, when those feet stop working, that's a weird feeling. I can run again now without pain.
Lunchbox
Really? Okay.
Arnold
Yes. It randomly just need to be stretched out. Anna Dodd, Bazer's nurse, told me how to stretch it out.
Lunchbox
How'd you do it?
Arnold
It's basically you find a step on a stairwell and you just lift your legs up and down and just stretch out that middle part of your foot. It just like gets the nerves and the cells working and going and gets.
Lunchbox
The receptors fired up.
Arnold
That and then. Oh, I iced it as well. Ibuprofen at first, you know, you take one here, one there, and then you just don't need the ibuprofen anymore. And a guy told me, an Uber driver, speaking of ibuprofen, he said, how to not have a hangover. So this might come in handy for the convention.
Lunchbox
Let me tell you, Uber drivers are real smart.
Arnold
He said four ibuprofen, 200 milligrams each. So it equals 800 milligrams he takes before he drinks.
Lunchbox
I don't know if that's safe. Yeah, let Me, Google. I'm just gonna say that I'm not a doctor. Is it safe to take ibuprofen? Ibuprofen, 800 milligram.
Arnold
That's half a tranq. But what's next? Ivermectin, the old horse tranquilizer right in your ass.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's you. It's usually safe to drink alcohol while taking ibuprofen. If you take too much and drink too much, it'll upset your stomach, though. Well, that's just if you drink too much.
Arnold
He told us that. And he also told us his favorite bar was Kid Rocks. And I said, oh, because they dance on the bar. And he goes, yeah. What the upskirt.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, I'm proud of you. Right? Let's start the show.
Arnold
That was it, man. That's all I had.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. Yeah, because you talked about your wife. So you're gonna start the show, and then I'm gonna tell you about how amazing my wife is.
Arnold
Arnold. I'm gonna tell you how amazing Abby is. She pleases me when I need to be pleasured. What the. All right, we'll talk to Arnold here in a minute. Let's. Are we going to go live?
Lunchbox
Yeah, we're going to go live right now.
Arnold
Arnold, you good? Your voice warmed up? Okay, good. We're going to do it live. We are the 1, 2, 3, sword losers.
Lunchbox
What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Arnold
What's up, you guys? I'm Arnold. I live downtown with Abby. Apparently there is 4, 800 unoccupied apartment condos rooms in downtown Nashville. Because of the price, we pay 3,000amonth. Over to you, Ray. Yeah, I saw that article as well. It said Nashville is top 10 in the top 10 of 50 cities in America with. With the most condos apartments added since 2020. Wow, that was a lot of numbers. Didn't think going in that I was going to have to say all that, but very interesting. And we look across the river. There are two condos unoccupied. So that makes sense. Arnold. What up, y' all? It is Sizzle from the north. Alpha male. I live with bazer, my wife. 2.2 acres, 2.2 kids at Vanderbilt Clinic. Lunch knows of them. Justin actually observes them every single day. And. And we won't sell. We won't sell. It's corn season. The corn stalks. Guys, I was wrong the other day. They're actually over the car. So they're about six feet high.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Arnold
They're going to be going to market soon.
Lunchbox
I knew you had to be wrong because all of the rain, I mean, there hasn't been. Everybody's like, where's the golf pod? Where's the golf ball? We. We haven't been able to play golf, guys. It's impossible. I was at the grocery store yesterday, and this old lady behind me, she probably maybe 75, 80, and I'm getting done checking out, and she tells the cashier, yeah, I was supposed to go play golf this morning, but I had to cancel. I'm like, cancel? You probably had to cancel the last two weeks. It doesn't stop raining. She goes, I know. I was going to go with one of my grandkids, and I had to call him last night and tell him, johnny, I don't think we're going to be able to golf.
Arnold
What perfect time with grandma to play golf, and you get to clock it as time with grandma.
Lunchbox
I mean, how awesome would that be? A grandma and grandpa played golf?
Arnold
Because the problem is you go over to grandpa, you can talk sports. Grandma was always tough and she wasn't. She was into sports, I think, because of grandpa, but it was always just. You're trying to find that common ground, but to have golf, wow.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I could talk Kansas Jayhawk basketball with grandma and grandpa, but they didn't play sports. It wasn't like we were going to go, you know, run around the track or swing the baseball bat at the batting cage, but they enjoyed talking Kansas basketball so we could watch Kansas basketball together.
Arnold
Kids, Grandma, Grandpa, old lady. Do you think it was a country club or muni?
Lunchbox
Oh, I think it was a muni. I mean, well, I don't know. Maybe her grant. I didn't see her grandson, so I don't know what her grand. I mean, she looked like just a normal old lady.
Arnold
See, that's sad. I would hope in the dawn of our lives, just much like her, that we can first of all afford to get groceries delivered. Grandma doesn't need to be going to the store, but also she's active, though.
Lunchbox
She wants to stay active and stay interactive. That. That helps be. Interact with people.
Arnold
That's actually cool. I don't know why I said that. But the country club, she. What is it, 20,000 a year? You got to be able to afford that.
Lunchbox
But don't you have to pay to get in like you do?
Arnold
But then you get the better tee times. Then it just seems like a better staff. I bet they have drink girls at the. We gotta ask Bones. The country club have drink girls?
Lunchbox
Because they got to.
Arnold
They don't at munis. I'll tell you right now.
Lunchbox
No, they did. The last time I played a country club, they did have a drink girl. She came around.
Arnold
Ray, it was a drink prostitute.
Lunchbox
No, no, it wasn't that. But speaking of, you were talking about the condos in Nashville. Unoccupied.
Arnold
Yeah, we can see them.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So people, like, maybe not even get an Airbnb or a hotel. Just crash at one of those. Like a flop house. Just break in and live there for a couple of days. It'll take them a couple of days to kick you out. And also, if you're coming for the coaches convention, be careful of the sewer rats. I don't know if you saw this, Ray. Two dudes were at a bar.
Arnold
Is this a joke or story or real life?
Lunchbox
No, it's real life.
Arnold
Oh.
Lunchbox
And they start talking to these chicks like, hey, you want to come back to our Airbnb? And the chicks said, yeah, we'll come back to your Airbnb. One chick and one dude went in one room. One chick and one dude went in the other room. And the dude was like, all right, I got to go to the bathroom. So he takes his watch off, puts it under his hat. She's in the bed, and he goes in to go take a pee, and he comes out and he sees her reaching for the $20,000 Rolex.
Arnold
Nothing wrong with the reach.
Lunchbox
She grabs it, and he's naked. She takes off running. Her friend runs with her. They run out of the condo.
Arnold
You got to defend your honor with your sword, man. You got it right there. Arms length.
Lunchbox
They gone. Got that $20,000 Rolex. Dude jumped on the phone, called 911, gave a description. Luckily, the girls didn't get far because they left their shoes. They were barefoot two blocks away, arrested. So if you're gonna wear a Rolex, people, be careful who you're taking back to your Airbnb. But if you don't have a Rolex, go with the sewer rats.
Arnold
That's Billy and his buddy. They were wearing audio pockettes, $100,000 watches.
Lunchbox
Don't know what that is. Never heard of it. Yeah, I'm not a watch guy. We're gonna take a break, and I'm gonna tell you all about how amazing my wife is. And your wife complimented you. I'm going to give you, like, a little story about my wife and how she made me feel right after this.
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Lunchbox
Yesterday, Ray, my wife's like, hey, I got a doctor's appointment, so going to have to head out. It's at 1:45.
Arnold
You want me to put my stethoscope on and the robe?
Lunchbox
I said, no problem. You go to the doctor. It's all good. I'll be here.
Arnold
Knock, knock, knock. Are you ready for your boob exam?
Lunchbox
No, I don't think it was a. I don't even know. I'll be honest. I don't know what it was. And I don't ask questions. I'm just like, all right, go for it. And then I get a text and it's three o' clock. And she says, headed home, but Rachel may beat me there. I was like, what? She goes, yeah, she's coming over with her two kids, so just let her in. If I'm not home, awesome. I'm like, our boys are asleep. She's okay. Just let them in anyway. Okay, cool. So about eight minutes later, I get.
Arnold
Up.
Lunchbox
There'S Rachel and her two kids. And I'm supposed to entertain this lady and her two kids. Cool. Thanks, wife. Let me talk to these ladies, blah, blah. This lady, you know her? Yeah, I know her kinda. I don't know her that well. And then what do you know? Here comes Sarah and her three kids. Okay. Hi. What's up? How you doing? Come on in. I know her, so I can talk to her. Know her kids a lot better. So now there's five kids and two moms and me. My wife's still not home.
Arnold
I like the ratio.
Lunchbox
Then who comes walking up, right?
Arnold
Another woman.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I remember the random lady my wife talked to when I was out for a bike ride. And here she comes with her two kids.
Arnold
At some point, you got to take it to the living room a little bit more cozy.
Lunchbox
And it's us three and her two kids. So that's seven kids and me and three. Three women. My wife still isn't home.
Arnold
I don't see a problem yet.
Lunchbox
You don't see a problem? Hey, I'm just gonna have all these ladies over and I may not be home yet. Like, if you're gonna have these people over, like, at least be home. Because I don't know the Rachel. I barely know the other lady. I know her for five minutes when she was sitting on my front porch. No idea what I'm supposed to say them. Hi, guys. This is. What's your name again? I didn't even know her name. I had to introduce her to the other two ladies. Then my wife gets home, then my three kids get up and we got pure chaos at the house.
Arnold
And that. That's going to be My story. Later. Later. Chaos.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Arnold
And that's exactly what just happened.
Lunchbox
And that's all it was. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I can have no relaxation time. I got all these kids, these women. And then I'm like, do I have to sit in here and chat with them? Or can I go in the other room and just like, watch the College World Series?
Arnold
And that's the thing. What's wrong with them coming over, putting their shelves on display? I don't. I don't see the problem.
Lunchbox
The problem is my wife gave me no heads up.
Arnold
Shelves on top, Ray Athleisure on bottom.
Lunchbox
I'm not mad about them coming over.
Arnold
Hi, Jenny. How you been? How's your sex life with Gary?
Lunchbox
I just found it a little strange.
Arnold
You can talk about the same crap you talked about. The dads with, campfire in the back, the kids. How's your sex life? School's out for the summer, the pool, bikinis, all that is the same crap you talk about with the dudes.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. The one dad I still haven't even met. Like, I've never met him. The. The wife that my wife met on the porch. I've never met her husband. Don't. Don't know him.
Arnold
Let's be real. None of the women came with their husbands. Probably all their marriages are on the rocks.
Lunchbox
Or they're probably all at work.
Arnold
Oh, oh. And they're all stay at homes.
Lunchbox
Well, no one got all.
Arnold
You think you're a stay at home husband?
Lunchbox
Exactly. That's exactly where I was going.
Arnold
They think you're.
Lunchbox
They're like, what the hell is this guy doing?
Arnold
They think you're the brother.
Lunchbox
The. The two. The two ladies that I don't know. Well, I'm like. They look at me like, what is this guy doing? Like, where? Like what? Like, why is he here? Because that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, they think I just sit around all day.
Arnold
Well, they think, okay, hey, he must work from home on a computer. But then you're just there.
Lunchbox
Then I'm just there. I'm in the toy room with everybody hanging out, just talking and chatting it up. All right, cool. What's up, man?
Arnold
All right.
Lunchbox
Oh, hey, how you doing? All right, cool, cool, cool. And then, you know, I'm like, hey, is everybody want. I'm trying to be the fun guy. Everybody want popsicles. Whoa, Popsicles.
Arnold
Even the moms.
Lunchbox
Well, they didn't want popsicles.
Arnold
Well, they're all sucking them down.
Lunchbox
I would have liked to seen how they handle a popsicle.
Arnold
But one lady deep throats it. You're like, would you like it?
Lunchbox
Would you like another one? And you can come over every day.
Arnold
When's my wife coming? I didn't expect things.
Lunchbox
No, my wife finally showed up. They were only there for like 13 minutes without my wife. Okay, grand total. And so the kids go out on the front porch all sucking down popsicles and then the bottom fell out of the sky. I mean, it was monsooning monsoon central. And Ray, let me tell you, I have never enjoyed having people over at my house more than at that moment. Because all the kids, there's one kid, that's two, the lady, I don't know, they immediately, all of them out into the rain, splashing in puddles. The women, not the women.
Arnold
Oh, I was gonna say, what kind of fantasy happened in your backyard?
Lunchbox
No, no, we were in the front yard. And when I say this, I mean it like, this is what childhood is supposed to be about. There was not a parent there. None of the moms were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go in the rain. Don't get wet. Don't get your shoes wet. Every single kid just started screaming and immediately started getting in the rain. One kid, two kid, three kid, four kid, five. Like, we ended up with like nine kids in the rain.
Arnold
Open minded moms.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Arnold
Love it.
Lunchbox
And I absolutely loved seeing everybody splashing and jumping. And then the two kids from across the street come over and they have a rain jacket on each and an umbrella each. I'm like, you guys want to go out there? No, no, no, no, no. I'm like, okay. But then the one girl, finally she went out there and started splashing a little bit.
Arnold
Parents never let her do that.
Lunchbox
But the kids were having the time of their life. And this is when I was like, you know what? For as annoyed as I was, were these people coming over in the middle of the day and me not having any peace and quiet, my wife not being home when they got here. This is fantastic. You just saw a trail of kids run by, splash all the way down, turn around, run all the way down the street, splash, come. It was like a trail of kids. And it was the most poetic day I've had in a long time.
Arnold
Safe street, though. Kids can run on it. I mean, there's cars because, I mean, over in my neck of the woods, I got these little. And they were running the road. I gotta go one mile an hour by him. Hi, mom.
Lunchbox
I will say that I'm like, you.
Arnold
Want me to hit Your kid, like, he's one foot from my car. At what point do I not hit him and drill the brakes? And he. I killed a kid. I mean it. I get playing in the road. But if a car's coming, isn't it your duty as a parent? Like, let me get my kid this one lady, she doesn't care.
Lunchbox
Hey.
Arnold
Hi. Yeah, yeah. What about your kid? He's in the middle of the road. I mean, he's going crooked on his scooter. Bike rider. Come on, man.
Lunchbox
I will say they did a great job hanging by the curb where the, you know, the water funnels up and puddles. So his big splashes. And I will say, I loved one that, like they're waving at cars and one SUV rolls down the window. This dude sticks his head out the window and.
Arnold
And he's middle finger.
Lunchbox
I thought he was about to give him the middle finger.
Arnold
Y' all kids.
Lunchbox
I thought he was about to say, get out of the road, mother. Instead, he sticks his head out the window, throws his left arm out and goes, go, kids, go. Go kids. Yeah, get wet. Big splashes.
Arnold
He was cheering on team Kid.
Lunchbox
He was cheering on team Kids for getting out in the rain and living life. And. And then he honked, waved and kept on driving. And my wife's like, who is that? And I was like, I don't know, but I love that dude. I love that dude. And I will say the two year old, though the of the family, I don't really know. He kept running out in the street and mom had to keep jumping off the porch, running out there, grabbing him, saying, hey, you got to stay with other kids.
Arnold
Yeah. Some kind of urgency when they're in the middle of the road.
Lunchbox
And then they'd run to the backyard and the two year old would run up the street and she'd have to run and get back over here, go in the backyard with the kids. Then they'd come running out of the backyard and back down the street. It was awesome. So my wife, for not giving me the heads up for being late to them getting there, telling them to get there before she's even going to be home from the doctor.
Arnold
A little annoying, but what were they getting there for?
Lunchbox
Just to hang out. Puddle day, that we didn't know it was going to rain.
Arnold
Okay.
Lunchbox
They were just here at the play. The kids were going to play, get to know each other. The moms wanted to hang out and chat.
Arnold
Were the moms interested in you talking?
Lunchbox
No, I mean the one that I know, she, me and her Talk. So we. It was like we could have conversation. Talk about everything.
Arnold
Because there's Jessica, our neighbor. Sometimes they don't even let me get a word in edgewise. And I'm like, okay, all right, ladies, I'm going to go in the TV room.
Lunchbox
Yeah. There was moments when they would just get lost in conversation and I would just be like, I'll just go in another room and, yeah, I'll come back in a minute. Don't worry about it. And so it was fantastic. It was a fantastic afternoon. So my wife never said she was proud of me. But later last night, we were sitting down after the kids went to bed.
Arnold
Did you serve the ladies a couple drinks? Did you offer them refreshments?
Lunchbox
We did offer refreshments. Outside of the popsicles, they drank some.
Arnold
Ladies, we have week old grape juice. Might I interest you in. What about milk? Expires tomorrow? No. Hey, the milker. Milker. Milker.
Lunchbox
I know what it's called. Spindriff. Spindriff.
Arnold
Yep. Wine.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I know they had some of that. That's what I know. My wife said. Oh, you guys want some spindrift?
Arnold
Your lady's good to drive. I know you walked over. How you doing, sir?
Lunchbox
They did.
Arnold
They walked.
Lunchbox
And here's the thing.
Arnold
You ladies good to walk? I'll see you later, Jane. Hey. A little wet out there. Put on a color, not white. See you ladies later.
Lunchbox
The bottom had dropped out of the sky. Dude, there was no walking home. So two strollers were left at the house.
Arnold
You ladies stay the night. It's way too dangerous out there. I'll call Mark.
Lunchbox
And the husband that I still don't know, he didn't come pick up his wife and two kids.
Arnold
That's another sign.
Lunchbox
So my wife and then the other lady that I kind of know, her two kids, they all piled in the car and my wife drove them home. She's like, do you want to drive them? I'm like, I might be a little weird. Don't know these people that well. So she took them all home, dropped them off, boom, boom, and there you go. That was my afternoon.
Arnold
You don't want to put on too good of a show. It sounds like you got 12 kids now.
Lunchbox
I know, dude, they'll probably be back today. But that's what I'm saying. It was such a fantastic afternoon. And last night when we're sitting down, the wife and I. And I looked at her and I said, I'm going to tell you what I said earlier when all those kids Were running in the puddles. I said, that was such a beautiful day. And she goes, I knew it. I knew what you were thinking. She goes, I saw you watching him going, this is what he wants. This is why he loves this neighborhood. He is so happy right now. And I said, I am. I was over the moon because that's what I want. A fricking gang of kids running around not having a care in the world.
Arnold
Whoa, you want a gang of kids?
Lunchbox
Yes. And one little girl, though, that is was in the gang, Ray.
Arnold
Gangs minus the killings and drug dealings.
Lunchbox
She had taken off her dress and she had fallen, and she got road rash right on the chest. I mean, oh, my gosh, dude, it was bad. But she got up, came and cried a little bit to mom, and then I said, don't you want to go back out there? And she goes, yeah. And she ran back out there like a champ, dude. Man, it was a day in the rain. So your wife tells you she's proud of you. My wife doesn't even tell me people are coming over. But it turned out to be a great day.
Arnold
Okay, coach, you don't got to keep tying it into the proud of you, Ray. I'm trying to tie a bow on this segment, just like we do in radio.
Lunchbox
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
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Lunchbox
Please.
Arnold
All right, man. Are you gonna let me talk about the bowling alley?
Lunchbox
Tell me about the bowling alley. I didn't want people to hear the bowling alley at the beginning and tune out the rest. We teased it last pod so I want to wait till the end.
Arnold
Guys, I don't give up about this segment but we just keep talking about it. That's why it's just built up to the point is not even a segment. It would have never made it on the big show.
Lunchbox
This isn't. Dude, our segments are different, man. They're deep.
Arnold
But hey, I finally realized you parents and that is what you said chaos. You guys love chaos.
Lunchbox
I don't know if we love chaos, but we learn to control like to navigate in chaos. We live in a constant state of chaos. So chaos is kind of what our norm now.
Arnold
So we went to the bowling alley. I said I had the niece and nephew there. They I said they're 14, 11. They're actually 15 and 13. Holy hell.
Lunchbox
Time flies forgot that you had that you were babysitting this weekend.
Arnold
Yeah. So we had them all weekend. Actually it only ended up being about 24 hours. I don't know. They left early. Their parents. The guy's. The dad's a pilot. So sometimes he comes home, sometimes he picks up a shift next One time it'll come in at 2am you never know. But we go to the bowling alley. We went to lunch. We went and did this place on the river. I'm not going to name it because you guys will swarm there and.
Lunchbox
Oh, I haven't been there yet.
Arnold
Yeah, it's awesome.
Lunchbox
Still there, huh?
Arnold
Yeah, yeah. It's one of the few that's the test of time. It's there. But, yeah, all the workers are in college. They're flying around all motivated and happy and actually enjoy their lives. And they're great. The one girl actually had a conversation with us. This isn't the bowling alley yet. This is this little restaurant right on the river, and it does seafood. You can probably look it up in a beautiful community. But the girl goes, oh, just interested in our lives. What are you guys doing after this? Are these your kids? No, they're not. Oh, how fun. You guys going to the mall?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh, nice.
Arnold
People actually give a crap when they're young and they're a waitress. It's amazing they're not disgruntled. So we go to the bowling alley. She goes, hey, right around the corner there's a bowling alley. I said, great. Glad I had a conversation. So we go to this bowling alley, but Bazer tells me this bowling alley used to be a church. Because Bazer knows where we live. She knows the whole area.
Lunchbox
She knows everything.
Arnold
She went to Pope John Paul, and baser goes, this used to be a church. And I walk in, ain't gonna be no alcohol. There ain't no way the Lord is gonna allow alcohol in a building that used to be with a steeple. And so we get in there and we learn real quick. Bowling's expensive now. It used to be a dollar for a game here.
Lunchbox
You're telling me.
Arnold
I said I was big talking. We're gonna play two games, guys. There is a point to this story, folks. I go, we're gonna play two games. For us, four, two games was $88. I backtracked. I go, whoa. Actually, we're just gonna play one game, kids. One game. And they both go, oh, yeah, we don't really even like bowling. Okay, cool. It's Bazer. Bazer loves to do this kid stuff like you. And the kids don't even enjoy it. We go roller coaster riding because Bazer likes it. So we go in there.
Lunchbox
You don't enjoy roller coaster riding.
Arnold
I do the ones the gravity spinning gets me sick.
Lunchbox
Spinning. I can't. I don't do roller coasters. I can do roller Coasters. I can't do, like, the teacups. I can't do, like, those big arms that fly you up in the air and just do circles. I can't even do the small children. Airplanes that just go in circles. Those make me sick.
Arnold
The spinny one. Oh, is that the one that dropped the kid?
Lunchbox
I don't know. I didn't see that.
Arnold
You guys Google it if you're not in the truck. So, bowling alley. Yeah, we just paid 44. We did one game. So we go sit down there, and I'll post the picture. I posted it. Of the whole bowling alley chaos. There are kids running everywhere. Parents don't even look like they know where their kids are. They're eating pizza, drinking pops. There's no sign of alcohol. And I said, I get it now. I now get parenthood. You guys just like chaos.
Lunchbox
We don't. I'm telling you, we.
Arnold
If you enjoyed the puddle jumpers, for lack of a better phrase, I don't know if that's politically incorrect, but what that in that bowling alley was pure chaos. That's it. That's what you like.
Lunchbox
There is a lot in a bowling alley is tough because there's kids going every direction. They're just grabbing balls. Sometimes they're trying to go up to the neighbor's lane, and they want the bumpers. They want the little ramp thing that they can throw it down. They don't want it. Sometimes they drop the ball before they get up there. It's their turn, and they're, you know, a mile down the bowling alley, looking at the video games. You're like, hey, baby box, too. It's your turn.
Arnold
No, no, no. Don't go. No, no, no, no.
Lunchbox
Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not your turn. Hold on. Don't. Don't grab that ball. Oh, watch your fingers. It's a lot of chaos in a bowling alley.
Arnold
Okay, so your phone that just blew up.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it was my phone, actually. But we live in chaos. And you're right. Children's things have become more expensive. Bowling used to be so cheap and so easy. Now they charge you, like, $25 some places $25. $30 an hour. It's ridiculous. And shoe rental. Oh, like $8 a pair of shoes. Come on.
Arnold
And this was huge. So you could have actually done a $66 deal, and we could have done the bungee jumping, and we could have done this, the bumper cars and the roller derby. All of that for H $66.
Lunchbox
Roller derby?
Arnold
I know.
Lunchbox
Tell me more.
Arnold
We decided to just do 45. I can give you the name later.
Lunchbox
You didn't do bumper cars.
Arnold
If the kids ain't into it, I ain't into it. I don't give a crap about it. And we look at the kids. These kids, I grew up in Brentwood. I don't think they do a lot of this stuff. Okay. So they ain't going to be go bounce around. They ain't going to go hit a car. When they drive a car in Brentwood, you drive it straight. You don't drive it to hit another car. And bu.
Lunchbox
What kind of bungee jumping you have did they have.
Arnold
It was like, you strap on and you bu. Like, five people can go at the same time.
Lunchbox
Got it. I know exactly what you're talking about. Because they had that at the spring carnival at Baby Box's elementary school. And the line to get. To get on that thing was an hour and 10 minutes. The carnival only lasted three hours. And we get there, and the line is so long. And first thing Baby Box says is, I want to do that right now. I'm like, dude, you are going to spend the entire time just standing in line.
Arnold
Slow down, rocket man.
Lunchbox
And I was like, how about mom stands in line and you go do other things? He's like, great idea. And so they went and did something else. And she just kept waiting in line. She texted me, hey, we're about at the front. You might want to send them over here now. So I tell Baby Box, Baby Box two, and Baby Box three, hey, guys, you got to go back over there. Like, it's almost your turn. And we get back over there, and there's 15 people in front of my wife. And I said, what happened? She goes, I'm telling you, there was only three kids. And they just keep appearing. So they're holding spots for people. So then we see a bunch of Baby Boxes friends. We let them all cut.
Arnold
So basically, your wife is a line filler, and you're crossing guard. It sounds like his parents. This way. Go over this way. Yes, go that way.
Lunchbox
The only reason I went with the kids, I could have sat down the whole time, but I needed to let them know when it was going to be their turn for the bungee jump.
Arnold
Correct.
Lunchbox
Because after that, I just sat at a picnic table and chilled.
Arnold
So it was popular there.
Lunchbox
It was so popular.
Arnold
Wasn't popular at the bowling alley. You could have walked right in and bungee jumped.
Lunchbox
Holy crap.
Arnold
But I didn't want to do it then. They weren't my kids. I mean, it's Actually not good for my image. I'm sitting there in a adult diaper bungee jumping at a kids thing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it would look pretty bad. Here's the problem with my kids.
Arnold
My image would have taken a shot.
Lunchbox
I think it's more for like the middle aged kids, like 12, 13, because they can actually bounce and jump and do flips. My kids weigh, you know, 45, 50 pounds. They can't even get high enough up where they can do any cool tricks they can like baby box three weighs what, 38 pounds? 40. And he can't even jump barely off the ground.
Arnold
Yeah, you got to get up 5, 10ft.
Lunchbox
So it's not really even worth it. I mean, it was worth it at the carnival because it was free. But I don't know if I'm going to pay extra money for him to do that because he can't even jump that high.
Arnold
Okay, so back to the front of the house. We've been at the bungee station for the past 10 minutes.
Lunchbox
Sorry.
Arnold
I look over there's a sports book. They got TVs, but it's a private area. You have to rent that out. And then as parents, you can throw cake parties. There's huge, massive TVs where you got sports. We saw sports in our area, but it was like crappy TVs, but they had big, huge ones. Probably 80 inch TVs over there.
Lunchbox
You didn't even give me the name yet. I will.
Arnold
I'm not trying to pack these places out. And so then I'm thinking, why are all these parents here? I get the chaos. There has to be alcohol. There has to be alcohol. And guys, preface. I'm not an alcoholic. On the weekends, I like to drink. Okay, you gotta reset, all right?
Lunchbox
Clear your mind.
Arnold
You ain't in morning radio. I'll hang up and listen. So I'm trying to find some booze.
Lunchbox
You're not Bennett. I'm not in it.
Arnold
If it ain't Paul, it's up to y' all. So I'm trying to find some booze. I see parents drinking these pops. What dad is just drinking a pep. Like just drinking a Pepsi out of a straw. And it's not even a Big Gulp. It's just a. It's a medium sized Pepsi. Just drinking it out of a straw. What dad is doing that? He's not. Oh, there's mom over there drinking a Sprite with a straw.
Lunchbox
What?
Arnold
Like parents don't love pop this much. Then I see another dad. He's got what looks like a freaking A Slushie. I'm like, there's no way this dad is just sucking down a slushie. There's no way. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking, there's got to be alcohol here. There's no way. This place is this hype, this chaotic. 2pm in the afternoon. There's got to be booze, but ain't at the front, ain't by the shoe area. Pop station, popcorn station, pretzel station. There's one guy getting handsy with Bazer. She goes, where's the shoes at? He shows her. But don't worry, he touched her both times. He had to show her where the shoes were. That's my wife. Thanks. And so I'm watching her, making sure she's not getting touched. And I see around the corner. It's a poorly lit area. So I walk over there.
Lunchbox
Poorly lit, That's a good sign.
Arnold
And there you gotta get. You would never see it from front of house. You go around, there's a pool table. There's about four. Four different parents. There's a daiquiri machine. There are drinks being served.
Lunchbox
The one.
Arnold
The one dad over there. Yeah. I'll take two rumplements, thanks. Great. I found the booze.
Lunchbox
It all makes sense.
Arnold
The bowling alley paired with alcohol and makes a fun time for families. So I go over there. I got a. It was a mixer, you know, want to keep it classy in front of the kids, but a lot of the parents are disguising it. You never even know if you were a kid that their parent was drinking 100%. You got dad smells like he just had a Trident gum, but he was sucking down peppermint Patty. Alcohol in the back.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I don't know when the culture has changed and maybe it was always this way. Maybe when we were kids, a lot of parents were drinking at kid events. I know there was a few that drank at kid events. I mean, I am telling you now, if there is a kid event, 99% of the time the kids events I go to, there is alcohol. And I am shocked at how much alcohol is at these kid events. I did not realize this as a kid. Or has it just become more of a socially acceptable thing that that is available. Can you do you know, you don't know because you don't have kids.
Arnold
Well, no, no. I got family members. You got kids doing all kinds of activities. And I've heard not saying the activity, not saying the sport, not saying the classification, not saying the age, not saying the school. They will take champagne bottles and do mimosas.
Lunchbox
See, that's what I mean.
Arnold
Not saying if it's indoor, not saying if it's outdoor. They will have mimosas. If it is a Saturday event.
Lunchbox
I am shocked that more people don't go to these kids events. And none of them have alcohol. There is at least a two or three. They're like, oh my gosh, yes. Let's have a. Let's go grab a drink real quick. I mean, all they're doing is jumping on the trampoline. Do you really need a beer to watch them jump on the trampoline of the trampoline park? It's unbelievable. It's become so much more widely acceptable than it ever has been. I don't know why, but we live in chaos. So, hey now, you like kids events?
Arnold
Well, on the way out, right next to it, pickleball place. I said coming back. You got me for life. I don't have kids, but I'll be jumping on the trampy thing next weekend. They got pickleball next door.
Lunchbox
We'll take a break. NHL. It's over, man.
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Arnold
Yeah, I tried to reverse jinx it. I texted my buddy Danny in Fort Lauderdale. He's actually in the same place. Travis, Kelsey and Taylor in Seaside, Surfside.
Lunchbox
Hey, Kelsey's dropped 25 pounds, man.
Arnold
What is it called? Fairline? Sunnyside? Sundale?
Lunchbox
Sunnyside, California, man.
Arnold
No, it's Florida. But I'm just making things, texting my buddy, and I go, hey, can you. Congrats on the ship. But I did it four hours before the game. And then they killed him.
Lunchbox
They killed him, man. And is. Is that just how it is? Like, game seven is always. Or the ending game? Because I remember when the Tampa Bay. Not Tam Bay, Las Vegas, they were. Had a closeout game in Las Vegas. They won like seven to one. It was like, whoa. And I didn't. I gotta be honest, you know how much I watched the Stanley cup playoffs this year? Pretty much zero. I really slacked off. And the finals, I kept saying, oh, I'm gonna watch a game. And then I'd look at the score and be like, three nothing. I'm like, I don't need to tune into that one. I need those nail biters. It was already 2 nothing by the time I looked at the score. So I didn't even turn it on last night. Didn't see them skate the trophy around. None of it. Congratulations to the Florida Panthers. Did they win last year?
Arnold
Yeah, two in a. Two in a row. And I didn't have any scratch on it, so. Didn't really watch much of the playoffs. But hockey makes no sense. You'd think Canada has the best Hockey players, they haven't won it since 93.
Lunchbox
But it's not the Canada national team, dude. You realize it's run. It's just an organization. That doesn't mean they have the smartest gm, the best coaches. Like, they're just like the Montreal Expos, the Toronto Blue Jays. It's just, it's a business. So maybe they don't have the smartest businessman.
Arnold
And Vegas, they were a solid team all year. They out best team in the entire hockey league was Winnipeg jets. Best they got out. Panthers weren't even the favorite to win it. They won.
Lunchbox
Well, here's my thing is it just. It seems like it would be so hard to repeat in hockey.
Arnold
Well, they got that Merchant guy.
Lunchbox
But why does it seem to happen? Like, didn't the Tampa Bay Lightning win back to back? I mean the Avalanche back in the day, do they win back to back? I feel like they win back to back in hockey every time I look.
Arnold
Well, they traded some huge player in the same division. Boston traded him and he went to the Panthers and Mar. Yeah, Margie Ray. And so they were basically guaranteed to win it. But you could have got them in the playoffs. I always just like to keep up with it. Three times your money. So. I mean, of course, of course, guys, when you're not betting, you can see the forest through the trees. I knew the Florida were going to win it.
Lunchbox
I. Why didn't you tell me, dude? Cause I could have bet the future back then, but now it's too late to bet the future.
Arnold
I'm telling you right now. Bet Caitlin Clark to win the MVP before the future. Do it now. It keeps dropping.
Lunchbox
Hey, they won big last night. Yeah, I don't know who they play, but I saw they won by 17. And did you know they're only like one game over 500?
Arnold
Yeah, that. But I believe, I mean, I would imagine they're still at the top. I know even money though is randomly the Liberty.
Lunchbox
I think they were undefeated till the Fever beat them on Saturday. I don't know, dude, I. The bottom line, I want that scroll. I almost want that scroll to get off my screen. It just like, it just keeps going over and over again. So you can't help but look at it. Well, like when you're trying to watch. I'm trying to watch the College World Series and everything's just on the scroll. And I'm like, stop, dude.
Arnold
If you've been on X, there's more highlights about women's. They were getting in fights. Caitlyn got pushed to the ground.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Arnold
There. The one girl grabbed the other girl's head, said, hey, listen to me.
Lunchbox
Hey, I'm gonna need the password to X because, I mean, some reason it kicked me out.
Arnold
Good luck. Oh, thank God. Mine are auto logged in. I have no idea.
Lunchbox
No, no. But for the sore losers, I don't have the X right now.
Arnold
I could not even begin to tell you. And I'm not logging out because I'll never get back in.
Lunchbox
Gosh. Yeah, Maybe we got it safe somewhere. I don't know. But happy Wednesday to you all. Enjoy your day. Ray, I'm proud of you, man. Yeah. What a weird feeling.
Arnold
Yeah. Of all the things she's woke me up with after naps, it's usually things I have to do. Shortcomings, chores, how she needs my help with something, how I slept too long this time. She said, I'm proud of what you guys have built. And I said, thank you. I need some water. What did she really say? She goes. She goes, it's cool what you guys have built. You guys should be proud. And I go, thanks. We'll continue to build.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, we need some more. We need people to subscribe and leave reviews. 5 star reviews. Be great. Tell your friends. Download it on different. Your iPad and on your iPhone. That'd be amazing. You know, different accounts. Put it on your husband's phone, put it on your wife's phone, put it on your kid's phone, whatever. Just download it a bunch and subscribe.
Arnold
Yeah, we cover everything.
Lunchbox
I think we did, man. Yeah.
Arnold
College baseball. Baseball. The guy at Beat the Streak, he was at 50.
Lunchbox
Oh, dude, I meant that. I had that written down.
Arnold
He was at 50.
Lunchbox
My cousin, even cousin Andrew, sent me a message and he's like, dude, he's at 50. And I was like, I don't know if anybody's ever got to 50.
Arnold
51. Robert Mosley.
Lunchbox
And I was, like, blown away.
Arnold
He was. Guys, he was seven away from seven hits. Pick any hitters you want, any day you want. You just got to get 57. You win 5.5 million.
Lunchbox
And he picked someone from the freaking Sacramento A's.
Arnold
He picked a guy that doesn't even rotate through the lineup because the A's suck so bad. And he loved his average. And the guy got four at bats and one of them was a pop up into right field and they hit the ground, but because the runner didn't run to second, it didn't count as a hit.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Arnold
And Bazer's theory remains true. The MLB is in on it.
Lunchbox
I got a question though. Was it a routine pop fly that looked like it should have been caught?
Arnold
So he didn't. They said because the runner wasn't breaking, the fielder wasn't as aggressive to try and catch it.
Lunchbox
There you go. Oh, man, I'm. If you're that dude watching that game. Is your TV broken now?
Arnold
No. Because you want to know even more sick than him losing the record of 50, he'll still get 10k for being the highest this year. But you want to know something even more sick? I clicked into his account. You can kind of follow him a little bit. He turned around the next day, picked two hitters. How do you rebuild after 50? And the guy at 40, he lost, too. He picked. He picked J.P. crawford for Seattle. Seattle Safeco or whatever it's called now. It's one of the worst hitting stadiums in baseball. And he picks JP Crawford. Hindsight's 20:15 guys. But good gosh if you're. If you're number one, we me and just have already said pick a tiny pick Judge. Go out with the best. You're not going to go out with a guy named Jacob Wilson.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. And the A's, they don't score runs. You want. You want the highest over. Under. You want like over 12 runs? I'm picking that. Any game in Colorado. Pick someone from that game. Rockies are starting to hit the ball, man. They, they've won like six and five in a row. They beat the Marlins three in a row. Now they beat the Nationals two in a row. Five in a row. Break up the Rockies, folks.
Arnold
World Series and rest in peace. Low Tank. Glad you're okay, man. It was good to see you. Pick a couple guys the next day. I didn't know if you were going to be in a dark place, but you still pick people. And I did some research online. I think he either owns a climbing gear company or he's some nerd on the Internet that comments on message boards. Because Low Tank's such a unique name.
Lunchbox
One of the two. One of the two can't be anywhere in between.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: SORE LOSERS: Why is BAE proud of SZN? What did he do?!
Release Date: June 21, 2025
Host/Author: Premiere Networks
In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, hosts Arnold and Lunchbox delve into personal anecdotes, share heartfelt moments, and navigate the chaos of family life. The conversation intertwines humor with genuine reflections, offering listeners a relatable glimpse into the lives behind the microphones. Skipping the commercial breaks and introductory segments, the hosts focus on their interpersonal dynamics, experiences with guests, and their passion for sports.
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Summary: Arnold recounts waking up from a nap to his wife expressing pride in what they've built together, hinting at the success of their podcast. This unexpected praise leaves him both surprised and grateful, highlighting the importance of recognition from loved ones. Lunchbox humorously contrasts this by mentioning his wife rarely offers such compliments, setting the stage for a deeper exploration of their personal lives.
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Summary: The hosts share a vivid account of an afternoon when their wives brought over multiple guests with children, leading to a lively and somewhat chaotic household. Arnold humorously laments the lack of prior warning, while Lunchbox reminisces about the joy of seeing children play freely in the rain. Despite initial frustrations, both hosts find humor and happiness in the spontaneous energy brought into their home, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of balancing family life.
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Summary: Arnold and Lunchbox reflect on the beauty of witnessing unbridled joy in children and the sense of community it fosters. They discuss the importance of creating environments where kids can play and interact freely, even amidst unexpected disruptions. The hosts appreciate the organic connections formed during such events, underscoring the fulfillment that comes from nurturing a supportive and lively neighborhood.
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Summary: The hosts transition seamlessly into a discussion about recent NHL playoff outcomes, highlighting the Florida Panthers' unexpected victory despite not being favorites. They delve into the dynamics of sports betting, sharing insights on player statistics and team performances. Arnold critiques the integrity of certain sporting organizations, while Lunchbox humorously touches upon the challenges of maintaining interest in less exciting games. Their banter provides listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful commentary on the sports landscape.
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Summary: Arnold and Lunchbox critique the increasing normalization of alcohol consumption at children's events, expressing surprise and concern over its ubiquity. They discuss how social norms surrounding parenting and adult behavior have shifted, leading to environments where alcohol is readily available even in family-oriented settings. The hosts contemplate the potential impacts on both parents and children, advocating for a more mindful approach to maintaining appropriate boundaries at such gatherings.
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Summary: Wrapping up the episode, Arnold shares a heartfelt moment where he acknowledges his wife's appreciation, reinforcing the episode's earlier themes of support and pride. Lunchbox emphasizes the importance of listener engagement, urging the audience to subscribe, leave reviews, and share the podcast across various devices. The hosts reiterate their commitment to covering a wide range of topics, from personal stories to sports, ensuring that there’s something for every listener.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show beautifully balances lighthearted humor with genuine discussions about personal relationships, parenting, and the evolving dynamics of community events. Arnold and Lunchbox offer a relatable portrayal of navigating life's unpredictabilities while celebrating the joys that come with it. Their candid conversations, punctuated with memorable quotes, provide listeners with both entertainment and meaningful insights.
Note: This summary excludes all advertisements, promotional segments, and non-content sections to focus solely on the substantive discussions between the hosts.