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Bobby
It's time for the good news. Tell me something good, Amy.
Amy
Well, this kind of has to do with you. Well, mostly your baby, but I got her a little swimsuit, and I had ordered the wrong size at first because I can't believe it's already been three months. Ish, ish, ish, ish. Crazy, because I ordered her zero to
Bobby
three months already grown out of that stuff.
Amy
I know.
Bobby
And she's not quite three months old yet, but already grown out of it.
Amy
When it arrived, I was like, wait, this doesn't look like it's gonna fit her. So I got the
Bobby
36.
Amy
Three to six month in. Yeah. And I'm excited because now I get to give her a swimsuit.
Bobby
Baby clothes are a rack and it's
Amy
summertime, let me tell you. But this one is kind. It's like a tiny piece of material. It's a one piece. Don't worry.
Eddie
Don't worry.
Amy
I didn't get your baby a two piece.
Eddie
What, no bikini?
Amy
Well, some dads. Some dads don't want their.
Bobby
I'm not really worried about. Objectified at three months.
Amy
I know. That was kind of weird. I'm sorry. It's so cute, though. And it's got little ruffles and flowers. I don't know. I don't really get excited. I've never been excited about buying baby clothes. I guess maybe when my niece was little, because she was a little girl. And then I never got to have babies. Like when I got my daughter, she was 11. So maybe it's just that.
Bobby
And I bought her a swimsuit.
Eddie
Oh, did you?
Bobby
She was 11. Yeah.
Eddie
It's not weird at all.
Bobby
It's not weird at all.
Amy
Shopping for little baby clothes. I don't know. It's something exciting when it comes in the mail. It's just so cute.
Bobby
It's crazy how those clothes Last for just a blink of an eye and you're out of them and on to the next.
Eddie
So dumb.
Bobby
We're dropping off stuff, we're donating all the stuff constantly. But she's also growing fast. And I think babies grow at all different levels. But right now she's up in the 90 percentiles of everything. I don't think she'll stay there. I think things will.
Eddie
Unless she's like Wimby baby, like seven foot tall.
Bobby
Yeah. But yeah, she's just long and large to be almost three months old.
Amy
Yeah. And then Kat, my podcast coach, she's pregnant, she's due later this year, and I'm already looking for baby stuff for her little girl. And I'm like, what? This is so fun. Baby shopping.
Bobby
Josie had her baby. Dr. Josie.
Amy
Oh, so cute.
Bobby
She finally posted on Instagram. But we went over to their house to see them and their baby and their baby was just a couple weeks old. And like, that was just, you know, 10 weeks ago for us. Man, it felt like a century at the same time. It's like we remember when our baby was this small, but it feels like forever. It also feels like yesterday, but it's been kind of a blur. I bet as soon as I finish work before I go to other work in the afternoon, I don't have a job at a store or anything. It's podcast stuff. I don't have another second job.
Eddie
Right, right. McDonald's.
Bobby
Like, I'll try to go home for a bit and as soon as I get home, it's to the baby. I try to give my wife a break, go to work as soon as I come back to the baby. And man, when it's time to go to bed, everybody's just tired. We're just like, oh, what a day, you guys. I'll tell you about it later.
Eddie
Yeah, please tell us more.
Bobby
I'll tell you about it at some other point.
Eddie
You'll get it because we have no idea.
Bobby
You'll get it one day. You'll get it one day.
Amy
Well, everybody has that, you know, first time parenting.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Like, yeah, they remember what it was like, I'm sure.
Bobby
Nah, not like I have it, boys.
Eddie
No, nothing.
Bobby
Like, the way what I'm doing is like nobody else has ever done. Okay, Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah, so it's a little scary. I got a call yesterday during the show.
Bobby
We heard a weird call yesterday during the show.
Eddie
My mom fell.
Amy
Oh, no.
Eddie
And so it was my sister telling me that my mom had fallen and that they're on their way to the hospital, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. So I start worrying. But after everything, I talked to my sister. It was just precautionary, since my sister works in the trauma department at the hospital, so, like, she's a trauma nurse, so she always thinks the worst. And so, like, when some. When an old person falls and hits their head, she's like, all right, this is trouble. Could be brain bleeding. And we got to get to the hospital, but luckily everything was okay. She. There was. She had just, like. She hit the corner of, like, the. The cabinet or whatever on her head, but it was just a little bump.
Bobby
How'd she fall?
Eddie
She kind of just slipped. She was trying to sit down on a chair and miss the chair and slipped like, mom, come on. Told my mom I'm gonna buy her a Dallas Cowboys helmet to wear all day. All day, every day.
Bobby
Yeah, we wondered what was up.
Eddie
Just scary, you know, like. Cause she lives in Texas. We live here, and so it's kind of like when I get a call like that. Usually when I get a call during the show, it's not good, so. Or it's just urgent, so I freaked out. But all good news. Everything's okay. She went to the hospital, got all the checks and everything. Nothing. Nothing bad happened.
Bobby
Any stitches?
Eddie
No, just a bump. Just a bump. So that's the good news. My mom's okay? Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby
Well, we didn't know going into it there could have been bad news now.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Well, that's good that your sister is there to help and has her experience so that she can be proactive about. Because I don't know that. I think if there wasn't a cut or a gash, like, I wouldn't think internal had trauma, bleeding, older person.
Eddie
Yeah. I mean, my sister, too. Like, she works at a hospital, so when she goes. When she takes my mom to the hospital, it's taking her to her own work, so she gets right in. It's like, my mom's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's kind of cool, too.
Amy
That helps.
Bobby
Do you see that baby? That they did botox inside the mom to the baby to save its life?
Amy
No. That's fascinating.
Bobby
Because its organs were growing outside of its body. I'll read you the real story, but you talk about hospitals. Reminded me of this one here. A Texas baby was diagnosed before birth with a rare condition that caused her intestines to develop outside of her body through an opening in her abdominal wall. Doctors at Texas children's Hospital performed a rare prenatal procedure Using Botox injections to relax the abdominal wall, helping to protect her developing organs and allowing the pregnancy to continue for an additional nine weeks. After being delivered by C section and and undergoing surgery, the baby spent 81 days in the NICU and is now nearing 10 months old and doing well. And as a normal baby.
Eddie
Because that's what Botox does. Relaxes muscles.
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby
Yes. Right.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby
Paralyze muscles.
Amy
Relax. Paralyze. I guess maybe it depends on how much you put in.
Bobby
That's from people. Well, I've had it in my jaws.
Eddie
I can tell. You look good.
Bobby
Thank you. And then my. The forehead ones hurt. Not the forehead. What's this? Temple. Temple. Yeah. Those hurt.
Eddie
How far. How far does the needle go in?
Amy
I'm not very far.
Bobby
My dentist did it.
Amy
It's teeny tiny.
Bobby
Yeah, because I was. My teeth were breaking.
Eddie
Oh, because your jaw was so strong.
Bobby
No. I mean, no.
Amy
Yes. I think the more you grind, the stronger that masseter muscle gets. So if you relax it, then it's not working out anymore.
Bobby
I was going in probably too much for broken teeth over about a year period.
Eddie
Dang.
Bobby
And it was, hey, you should do Botox. And I was like, well, I don't mind if I do. No, no, no, no, no. And so he did it here. And these are the masseters. Right. That wouldn't hurt that bad, but, man, in my temples, that crap hurts. And so that's my.
Eddie
Do you feel like when you chew, you're not as strong?
Bobby
No, it felt no different. The only thing that felt different was I didn't break any more teeth.
Eddie
That's good.
Bobby
If I'd have gone back home and, uh, it all don't work.
Eddie
Just always open. Your mouth's always open?
Amy
Yeah, that'd be weird.
Bobby
Oh, that would have sucked. But. But I haven't. I did it like, a year. Should I go back and get it done again?
Amy
It dissolves. Yeah.
Eddie
How long does that last, Amy?
Amy
I don't know. Well, depend. I mean, you use your mouth a lot, so I think.
Bobby
Oh, you work through it.
Amy
Yes. So the more you use it, the more it goes through. So some people, the Botox glass, six months. Other people, it might be four.
Bobby
Mine probably wore off in, like, a week then.
Amy
Right.
Bobby
I wear a mouth guard, obviously, when I sleep, but if I'm home, if it's past 6pm after dinner, my mouth guard goes in because I just start. I probably clench all the time. But after six, I've already done all the show stuff, all the podcast stuff, all my Recording. I have a studio at the house, all my recording. So if there's no food involved and I brush my teeth after dinner, my mouth guard goes in, and I just keep it in.
Eddie
Is it like a football mouth guard? Like, can you talk with it with it on?
Bobby
Yeah, but it's all like this a little bit. This is a little bit. It's not as big as a football, a mouth mouthpiece, but it definitely fits the teeth. I ate through one completely and had to retire that one last week.
Eddie
Dang.
Bobby
Because I. I just grind so hard, and it's really hard plastic, and it just broken, too, guys. Impressed?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah, man.
Amy
I need.
Bobby
I may not have the best grip strength, but I bet you if we did one of those with our jaw pressure, I bet you I get that. What?
Amy
Oh, it's just. I'm wearing a broken one right now, so I need to go back. I think I have an appointment.
Eddie
You're wearing one right now?
Amy
No, I mean, at night. My current one is. It's like a third of it missing. But I just.
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Amy
They're expensive. I bought. It's like the. It's like, you know, a dishwasher. Like, stuff you don't want to spend money on as an adult. You're like, I don't want to go get a new mouth guard. But I think at this point, when I went to the dentist a couple weeks ago, he's like, yeah, we. We need to get you a new one. If that's the case. I'm like, okay.
Bobby
The annoying part for me was having to get a fit because obviously I was moving my teeth around by clenching so hard, so the old one wouldn't have fit because it fits specifically to your teeth. And so you have to go in and they do that thing that's like gum. They fill your mouth up with that. Oh, yeah. It molds it and.
Lunchbox
Sorry.
Bobby
Fills it up, and then it's like, hey, we'll call you in a week and a half when you. It comes back. But you never had a mouth guard.
Eddie
Nope. Never.
Bobby
In high school, playing football, we used to boil our mouthpiece and then fit it to our mouth.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Which they make those for mouth guards at night.
Bobby
They do, yeah.
Amy
If you go to Walgreens or cvs, you can buy a little kit and just make your own at home. But I've done that in a pinch before, like when I was in between guards, and I didn't want to buy the one from the dentist. And they don't. I don't know. It was More annoying than anything. Like it was a lot bigger. I guess the other one, what was so nice is I got spoiled by being used to the one that was molded specifically for me. But I bet if I had started out with the mold, your own one, that's what all I would know. And I could do it.
Bobby
I used to use a branch.
Amy
A branch?
Bobby
I just go outside, get a tree branch and put it in there.
Eddie
Old school.
Morgan
I had a mouth guard and it made my entire mouth swell up. I couldn't wear it ill fitted.
Amy
You were allergic?
Morgan
No, I was allergic to it. I was allergic to whatever latex was. My whole, like, I looked like I had eaten a bee. My mouth was all swollen.
Amy
Oh, that's crazy.
Bobby
Are you allergic to latex? Generally speaking, I don't.
Morgan
It's weird. Like, people wear latex gloves, like at the doctor's office and stuff. And it doesn't bother me, but something about certain kinds, if it's in certain products, it will. My body will have. Like, I'll break out in rashes from it.
Amy
Well, and gloves being your mouth at a doctor's appointment versus something being in your mouth for eight hours is different too.
Bobby
Put a doctor's glove in your mouth for eight hours tonight. Let us know and come back and tell us.
Morgan
Let you know.
Bobby
Yeah. Morgan comes in puppy face. I saw a picture of bear girls who does survival show. He got stung by a bee and his face blew up. He's like, I didn't know I was stung by a beat. I didn't know I was allergic. And his face looked like Will Smith.
Amy
And Hitch.
Bobby
And Hitch.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby
Like, it didn't even look like him. His face was so swollen. Are you allergic to anything else?
Morgan
Yeah, I'm allergic to sulfur, which is in a lot of random foods and wine.
Amy
Is that in water? Do we have sulfur and water, or was that only in Texas?
Eddie
Yeah, like, well, water has sulfur at.
Amy
Well, for sure. In College Station. Like at A and M. All of our water, when you brush your teeth, take a shower, anything, you turn on the water and it smelled like rotten eggs. And that just was what it was because that's how the water was in that part of Texas. So it's. Would you be able to take a shower in College Station?
Bobby
Okay, so we're gonna do these two things.
Eddie
We're gonna do that.
Bobby
We're gonna put a glove in your mouth all night.
Morgan
Make sure we have an EpiPen. Yeah, I like, blow up if I. And if I drink, like wine that has sulfur in it, I have insane Migraines. And it's like weird reactions when the
Bobby
waiter comes to the table and says, any allergies? Do you say sulfur?
Morgan
No, it's not in most things. It's.
Amy
It.
Morgan
It's in like sun dried.
Eddie
Okay, so it isn't things.
Morgan
It's. Yeah, it's an interesting things, but like in small quantities it doesn't seem to bother me. It's always stuff in products. Like I found out my sulfur allergy when I was getting like acne products when I was in high school and my whole body, like I had. It looked like I got chickenpox. Like the, the rash.
Amy
Wow.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby
What else? Anything? Sulfur, possibly latex.
Eddie
Is a fart. Sulfur?
Bobby
Well, it smells like sulfur. I think that's why people say that. Yeah. I mean, there could be some traces if you had enough wine like Morgan's talking about. But I, I think when people say that, I think it's because of the smell.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby
But that's a good scientific question there.
Eddie
I was just wondering.
Bobby
Sulfur is responsible for the smell and
Eddie
farts, so it's in there.
Bobby
While 99 of gas is odorless. Gut bacteria produce pungent sulfur compounds like hydrogen sulfide, which smells like rotten eggs by breaking down dietary proteins and sulfur in sulfur rich foods.
Morgan
So please don't fart on me.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby
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Bobby
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Gecko Alliums, alliums. Yeah, Alliums, alliums, alliums.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby
Never heard of that before. Yeah. So I guess it doesn't just smell. I guess there are traces.
Eddie
Yeah, some sulfur in there.
Bobby
Actual sulfur. That's just disgusting. Thanks for that question. Anybody else allergic to anything? I dairy. For me it's, it's. It dictates my life day to day. It sucks. Nothing from you?
Amy
Nope.
Bobby
Eddie.
Eddie
Like grass, molds, stuff like that?
Amy
Well, Art. What mold?
Bobby
Yeah, I think.
Amy
Are we all allergic to mole? Is that like a thing you're allergic to or. Oh, actually, no, you're right. Some people can be in a mold infested house and they won't. Someone might instantly walk in and have an immediate reaction. Whereas I think I could be in a mold house and I might not see symptoms for Months and months.
Bobby
Yeah. Not everybody's allergic to mold.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby
But mold can affect everybody poorly if there's too much of it.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby
Yeah.
Eddie
I did that test or whatever. You know the one where you do on your. Your back.
Bobby
Me too.
Eddie
That was terrible.
Bobby
Terrible for me too. I was as large, like 41 things. The only thing I cared about was dairy, though.
Eddie
That's the most important one.
Bobby
My back, it's so bad when they did that. You.
Eddie
Yeah, and you can't want to scratch it so bad, but you can't touch it.
Bobby
You can't even get to that point.
Eddie
That's why they put it on your back.
Morgan
So are some of them, like, more. You're more allergy prone to them? Like when that test happens, is it like certain or like you're more sensitive to all?
Bobby
So for me, they came and said, lay on your stomach, and they basically dig little bitty holes, let's say 20 of them on your back. And they put traces of mold, pollen, any sort of element that would make that you could possibly be allergic to. They put in all those holes and then they come back in 12 minutes and look to see if they're red, how red they are. And that shows you how allergic you are to it. That's probably a very rudimentary definition, but that's how I was told.
Morgan
So was your dairy one like, super?
Bobby
They didn't put milk in my bag. My dairy one was only realized after I'd had, like, colonoscopies.
Eddie
Yeah, they put a slice of cheese on your back. That's not good.
Lunchbox
A whole velvet?
Bobby
No, no, they just did mostly natural elements.
Morgan
Okay, so like stuff like your allergies normally.
Eddie
Yeah, dust, molds.
Morgan
Oh, that was also how you found out the dogs like, you were allergic to.
Bobby
And I wouldn't get allergy shots for a year and a half. I should have did three years, I think, was what it was. But I just. Once you miss one or two, you go back like two levels and you start over. And it was me and a bunch of 12 year olds every day. And then I was gone. So I did it for a long time and then I stopped. But I do think even doing it that amount helped me tremendously. They don't act like it did. Like, now you need to finish. But I'm telling you, I don't want to jinx myself. I feel 70% better whenever it's bad allergy season. But I went for a long time, so. Okay, Eddie, glad to hear that about your mom.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
Thank you, Morgan. Anything?
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Morgan
So I Found my dress for the party. So I'm going to have a different dress for my party instead of like the wedding dress, if you will.
Lunchbox
Oh, your.
Amy
Your wedding party thing.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby
Did you do a whole ceremony with your friends?
Morgan
No, no. This one has been a lot of ordering online and sending things back, which has been a whole thing in itself. But this one was just me and my fiance cuz he had to zip me up in dresses. But it.
Eddie
It.
Morgan
I'm excited. It took a long time to find one and figure it out and dresses are expensive and.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
So. But I'm excited now.
Bobby
Are you saying when any of that stuff is. Are we saying it?
Morgan
No.
Bobby
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, it's all. It's all there. But.
Amy
But I was just looking at my calendar. Can you write it down?
Eddie
Yeah, real quick.
Amy
Because I thought I put it in my calendar. No, I know the roundabout time, but
Bobby
a little bit me asking was me forgetting too. I think it's in my calendar. I mean, normally it came as a Cal invite.
Morgan
Yes. I'll text you guys all the dates.
Amy
So you have.
Eddie
I still need the RSV P. Well,
Bobby
you can just say it right now.
Eddie
Okay, I'm coming. Done.
Lunchbox
You might want to resend that link.
Bobby
Every single one of us. Oh, I thought I was being scammed when I got the link. Yes. Because it came from some weird number and then it mentioned somebody I didn't even know. And I was like, I'm not reading it. I'm not clicking that link.
Morgan
I know. And I learned that I can change the text in it. So I'm going to send it out again and change the text so maybe it looks more not scammy. I'd be like, this is not a scam.
Bobby
Well, it started with, hey, I'm the son of the king of Dubai.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby
Right, right. And so of course we're not gonna think that's real. Your wedding. I'm not gonna say anything about it, but it's in the calendar. It's listed as Morgan wedding for you. Okay, but you didn't send us a Cal invite for you.
Eddie
Hold on. What do you mean? For Bobby?
Bobby
We're not going to the wedding.
Morgan
Yeah. Correct. It's just in there for you to know for work that I will not be here.
Bobby
So the thing that you're the only
Morgan
one that knows, you and Scuba that know that date.
Eddie
Okay, so you don't even want us to.
Amy
We don't even know the date.
Bobby
She would prefer you guys not to
Amy
tell us if she's not coming.
Bobby
No. And she's also gonna not come a few other days just to throw you off.
Eddie
Morgan, we're not gonna tell anyone.
Amy
It's not that.
Morgan
It's just fun surprise. Like, it was just being fun.
Eddie
No, that's not fun.
Amy
Why is that not fun?
Eddie
It's not fun for us.
Morgan
You'd rather know instead of me, like, coming back and be like, hey, guess what?
Eddie
Yeah, well, I guess if she's not here, we'll know, right?
Lunchbox
Right?
Bobby
Maybe, maybe not. She gets dyrexia every week. She misses. What, do you have vertigo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan
Same time.
Bobby
Yeah. So. Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Morgan
Yeah, but, you know, so that's just for work because I won't be here.
Bobby
I'll sell it to you for five bucks if you guys want to know.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Oh, I found it in my calendar. I. I knew I put it in,
Eddie
but you have a different date.
Amy
No, no, no. This is the party. Yeah, this is the party. Which I was like, okay, phew. Because my friend is having a birthday party the weekend before, and. And I started to get real nervous.
Eddie
Don'ts.
Lunchbox
Well, you would have had to skip the birthday party.
Amy
Well, for sure. But, yeah, I would definitely skip it. But her party, she's turning 50, and she's doing this whole thing in Cabo.
Bobby
Oh, you. That's. You got to.
Amy
And I've been friends with her for over 20 years, so I was like, oh, shoot. But I would. I would not. I would just not go to that Morgan's wedding.
Lunchbox
Now you're saying Cabo. I would have gone to the party.
Bobby
And 50.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I thought you were just saying it's like, in a restaurant downtown.
Bobby
I know how many times Morgan will be married, right?
Amy
Hopefully.
Morgan
What?
Amy
Morgan? You never know.
Eddie
And then. Amy, how long have you known this person?
Amy
Since I was 24. So 21 years.
Bobby
That was on the same day I think you have to go to Cabo.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
I don't know, guys.
Bobby
We're making this.
Lunchbox
She won't even tell you her wedding date. I mean, come on. Your priority is not her. She doesn't care about you.
Amy
We're. We're good. We're good. I started to get nervous, but now it's just the. Your party's the weekend after, so we're good.
Bobby
Lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I was trying to think of something, but today we get a new dishwasher. Our dishwasher went out, like, a week and a half ago, and so they are finally delivering the new dishwasher today.
Bobby
Will they go in the house? Or will it sit on the porch for a while? No, no.
Lunchbox
I paid for the insulation and the hallway of the old one. Extra 60 bucks.
Bobby
Why don't you pay? I guess you're not going to install the.
Lunchbox
Yeah, prices, right. That's just too big. It's huge.
Eddie
How are they going to get it to the front door with the workout thing in front?
Lunchbox
That's a great question. Didn't think about that till right now.
Amy
Well, maybe they come through the back door.
Lunchbox
They could come through the back door, pull up in the alley and walk through the gate.
Bobby
Is there any excitement about the new dishwasher?
Lunchbox
I mean, not really.
Bobby
Do you ever do the dishes?
Lunchbox
I mean, every once in a while, throw some dishes in there.
Eddie
Is it a good one?
Lunchbox
Aren't they all good?
Amy
Who picked it out?
Lunchbox
Oh, my wife.
Amy
Who paid for it?
Lunchbox
Oh, we split it.
Bobby
But what percentage? Because things aren't even 75.
Lunchbox
25.
Bobby
You went 75?
Lunchbox
Yep.
Eddie
Why?
Lunchbox
Because I make more. So I'm the breadwinner.
Bobby
If she knows that it's 75. 25. But she doesn't know how much money he makes, she can quickly do the math of, well, if I'm paying 25 of this and I make this and he's paying 75 of this and he makes that, therefore what he must make overall is this.
Lunchbox
I mean, maybe. I have no idea if she could do all that math.
Bobby
What's all that? I'm just saying, if she ever.
Amy
But also, what's interesting to factor in is Lunchbox has three kids.
Lunchbox
Three kids. It's a lot of dishes.
Amy
The kids use the dishwasher.
Eddie
Do they pay for their own share of the dishwasher?
Bobby
Hey, they got a piggy bank and if they want to go to Disney, they're going to pay for that. No, no, no.
Lunchbox
That's right. My one kid found 50 cents yesterday at the store and he put it right in the piggy bank. He was pretty excited. That's more towards Disney.
Amy
I just don't know that she should be paying 25% of the dishwasher.
Bobby
His son's going to Disney at 32 years old at this rate.
Eddie
If he's lucky.
Bobby
At this rate. Yeah. Yesterday, nice day. Weather wise. We've had a bunch of rain, so we were able to go outside with the baby. And we have our hope pretty soon
Amy
you're going to be able to put that baby in a swimsuit.
Bobby
Yep, sure are.
Eddie
Where are you gonna get that swimsuit?
Bobby
I don't know. We keep looking. We keep looking. Just for one to show up.
Amy
Guess what? I found one.
Bobby
It was really the first day we've been able to go outside. My wife likes to go outside for some reason and just be outside, especially with the baby. I don't. That's not my thing. But we sat out there for, like, half an hour. The weird thing is, is when the baby goes to sleep, it's still daytime. Maybe it's like 11 hours now, and it's still daylight at 6, 7:15, 7:30. That's wild. So luckily we have blackout blackout curtains and shades, but it's just a nice day. I didn't get home until late in the afternoon, so I was trying to think, like, what was good. I had a really good, fun time with Russell Dickerson, but that was just a work thing.
Eddie
That was fun, though.
Bobby
Yeah, he's. He's a joy to be around.
Eddie
He's so much fun.
Bobby
Yeah, Russell Dickerson's awesome to be around. So, yeah, that's what's up. Very little for me, but it was good. I think my wife really enjoyed it. We both just sat outside with the baby for half an hour with the weather being nice. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.
Amy
Kim Rolfe has been teaching second grade for 35 years, and she's finally hanging up her hat. She's retiring from Westwood Elementary School, but she didn't want to just leave. She decided to make a personalized quilt for each of her students on her final year of teaching. And she went into detail with each kid, making the quilt specifically for them. And she had a handwritten note to accompany each quilt.
Bobby
Well, two things there. One, she obviously loves her kids. And two, she's obviously old.
Amy
Yeah. She said she's excited to begin a new chapter in her life.
Bobby
That's.
Eddie
Who does that.
Bobby
Yeah, that's who quilts she got. She did the two things. Yeah. Go ahead.
Amy
Well, to your point, Bobby, the students have made leaving the classroom more difficult than she anticipated. So, yeah, she loves her students.
Bobby
She even that old? I'm looking at her.
Eddie
How old does she look?
Amy
Well, she's been teaching 35 years, so let's say she got out of college at 22.
Bobby
Yeah, just give her an extra. I mean, she doesn't look. She doesn't know.
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Bobby
Doesn't even look old.
Amy
She's not even 6.
Bobby
Skincare routine. Maybe quilting keeps you young.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby
That's crazy. She quilted all those kids that. And they're all holding it up in a picture. That's a good one. That's a time that. What about the kids the year before that left our class?
Amy
I know. I was just thinking, well, they just got lucky like those kids.
Bobby
Maybe she makes one for every kid she ever had.
Eddie
Oh, wow.
Amy
I think this is a retirement thing.
Bobby
Okay. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. This is what wins at life in central Virginia. There are three high school seniors. They had perfect attendance from kindergarten through 12th grade. That is the kind of trait that allows you to. To win at life, to be the boss, to be the person that people depend on. That's it. You can be good at something. You don't show up all the time. Doesn't matter. Xavier Franklin, Annie Doyle, Taylor Thomas. Never missed a day. That's awesome. W R I C. What's the problem?
Eddie
They never got sick.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Or their parents were never like, ah, it's fine. We're going to go on this trip.
Eddie
Like, that's crazy to see.
Bobby
And I didn't evaluate every day of their school. I'm just saying people that show up all the time on time, they're the people that make it. They're the people end up being the bosses. They're the people that do whatever they want to do with.
Amy
They don't need a mental health day.
Eddie
Nothing.
Bobby
Wasn't a thing until last few years, I don't think. Yeah, but a big shout out to those kids. That is pretty awesome. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Quick question for all the parents listening. How many of you feel a little guilty every time you hand your kid a screen? It's basically parenting reflex at this point. You know, what if there was an app for kids that has zero ads, zero weird stuff and is made specifically for young kids? Good news. There is. It's called lingokids. Lingokids has over 4000 interactive games, songs, shows. It's safe, it's ad free and genuinely fun. It's entertainment that parents can actually feel good about and kids absolutely love it. It's the perfect combo. Download Lingokids for free and see for yourself or go plus with a lingokids subscription and unlock even more content. Choose the yearly plan and save up to 60%. Search LingoKids wherever you get your apps. LingoKids everything kids love. Living with a rare autoimmune condition brings uncertainty, but it can also create community. In season six of Untold Stories, life with a severe autoimmune condition. They go beyond MG and cidp as host Martine Hackett welcomes stories from other conditions like myositis and IgAN into the conversation. Untold Stories is produced by Ruby Studio in partnership with Argenics. Listen to Untold Stories life with a severe autoimmune condition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Service opens doors, and at American Military University, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn more at amuapus.edu Military open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU APUS Edumilitary.
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Episode: TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD (THURS): Amy's Excited About Bobby's Baby Gift!
Date: June 4, 2026
This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" centers around feel-good stories, life updates, and light-hearted banter among the hosts. Amy expresses her excitement about gifting Bobby's baby a new swimsuit, sparking discussion about parenting, baby growth, and the fun (and rapid) turnover of baby clothes. The team also shares personal “good news” stories, discusses health quirks like allergies and mouth guards, and celebrates teachers and students with standout dedication. The episode retains an upbeat, conversational tone, peppered with humor and genuine camaraderie.
The show is characterized by a warm, friendly, often irreverent vibe. Hosts share personal stories with humor and vulnerability, and good news is celebrated enthusiastically, balancing light teasing and supportive encouragement.
This episode delivers on the “Tell Me Something Good” promise with stories of personal growth, parenting joys and struggles, medical marvels, life milestones, and admirable dedication in schools and families. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just someone in need of a positive pick-me-up, the episode reinforces the value of community, showing up, and celebrating the small victories.