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Bobby Bones
Come on.
Public/Geico Advertiser
It's time for the good news.
Bobby Bones
Tell me something good. Good news. I guess Abby's not sick. We were just talking about that before we went on. Abby's coughing like crazy. I don't know that it feels safe that you're coughing in that room, though.
Abby
Well, that's why I've been going in the other room.
Scuba Steve
Okay.
Abby
I don't remember. This was, like, before the half marathon, and I don't know why.
Amy
It's lingering.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Hey, guys. Coughs do linger.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's probably pneumonia.
Scuba Steve
I've never had pneumonia, but I don't
Bobby Bones
think every cough that lingers is pneumonia. And coughs linger a long time without it being pneumonia.
Lunchbox
She looks bad.
Scuba Steve
She does.
Abby
Thank you.
Lunchbox
She's always got Kleenex up to her nose. I mean, it looks bad.
Abby
I don't know what to say to that.
Bobby Bones
During the show, there were. We have 12 phone lines, and I would see them lighting up, and nobody was answering them. And I looked over, and Abby was gone. And I said, where's Abby? And Ray said, she's coughing up along. Outside.
Abby
Yeah, I am sorry about that. That was bad timing.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't care about that. If you're sick. This is how hantavirus got going, guys.
Abby
Oh.
Amy
Oh, my.
Scuba Steve
The one in the boat?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. She's in a glass room with Ray and Scuba Steve. They're all sitting just three feet from each other. She's coughing up a lung.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It says lingering coughs. Usually pneumonia.
Scuba Steve
Usually.
Bobby Bones
What do you want to do here?
Lunchbox
Need to go to the doctor. That could be a serious condition, they say.
Amy
Well, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think the good news is that you're not sick right now. It's a lingering cough. Unless you. Is there any chance that you're contagious? No.
Abby
This started a week. How long ago is that? The race was April 25th.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
So nobody else has gotten sick.
Bobby Bones
If you were me, what would you do?
Abby
I mean, I probably go, but I can ask Ray.
Amy
If she was sitting right next to me, she would stay.
Scuba Steve
Abby, if you were Bobby, you wouldn't ever. You wouldn't go anywhere. You come to work every day.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Bobby stays. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Pushes through.
Amy
So you need to ask that a different.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. If you were me, what would you do to her?
Amy
Oh, okay. Thank you for clarifying. Because if she were you. She's.
Bobby Bones
But I wouldn't get you guys sick.
Amy
But you would still stay.
Scuba Steve
I mean, you'd fight through it.
Lunchbox
And if it was me, you would have sent me home a week ago.
Bobby Bones
If it were you, it would be like a mutated disease.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. It's weird.
Scuba Steve
And if it were you, we'd all be sick.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, and you'd have brought it in and not told us anything about it for three days.
Lunchbox
No, usually I'm pretty up from some
Amy
form of a yeast infection.
Bobby Bones
You're up to.
Lunchbox
Hey, Covid. Covid, girl, let's calm down.
Amy
What? We all have had Covid.
Lunchbox
No, but you brought it all up.
Bobby Bones
She's also sitting far away from everybody else.
Amy
Yeah, so?
Lunchbox
That doesn't make it better.
Amy
Yeah, we're six feet apart, dude.
Bobby Bones
Hey, what do you. Abby, what would you do, dude?
Abby
I mean, I live with my fiance, and he is not sick. He hasn't gotten sick.
Bobby Bones
Raymundo and Scuba Steeds. And I'm gonna put it on you guys stays
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just for the controversy. Goes.
Amy
Nice.
Bobby Bones
50.
Amy
50.
Lunchbox
Way to go.
Scuba Steve
Now you got to decide.
Bobby Bones
But I don't think it's controversial if she goes.
Amy
No, but he's saying opposite of Ray.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, got it.
Inner Balance Advertiser
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Abby
Ray has his shirt over his face,
Lunchbox
and I saw the hell of that phone before I touched it.
Bobby Bones
That's.
Scuba Steve
Look at Ray.
Abby
It's just lingering. I can go to the doctor. I can go. I went before the half.
Public/Geico Advertiser
Let's book a doctor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you should go to the doctor.
Lunchbox
I just don't want you to be having pneumonia and not know about it and let it get worse, and then you're on a respirator.
Bobby Bones
That's not good because you look like crap, Abby. Like.
Scuba Steve
Shh.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you do, but I haven't seen you other than across the room here through a glass window.
Lunchbox
Abby, go stand in front of him.
Bobby Bones
So, okay.
Abby
I mean, should I go now? What are we saying?
Bobby Bones
Is there anything that you have to do the rest of the day?
Amy
No.
Abby
I mean, I can do it from home.
Bobby Bones
Can you go to the doctor today?
Abby
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Like a minute clinic or something? Yeah, if you can't get in. Scuba, are you good with me cutting her now?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I think we're good.
Bobby Bones
I don't like the risk. She's probably not contagious if this is a lingering cough, but I don't like the risk, so. Okay, well, here's the good news. You get to go home.
Abby
Well, I'll Go to the doctor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right.
Scuba Steve
Bye, Abby.
Abby
Okay, thank you, guys.
Bobby Bones
I still like you the same.
Abby
Okay, thank you.
Bobby Bones
All right, that was literally happening when we hit the. To start this bit. So I just wanted to do it while I was fresh.
Scuba Steve
And that's a good one to start with.
Bobby Bones
Fresh in mind.
Scuba Steve
Tell me something good.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if anything.
Lunchbox
Good.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, she's gonna go get help.
Bobby Bones
Get help?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You mean go to the doctor?
Scuba Steve
Go to the doctor?
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
You should go on your way home. It's probably slow right now. Cause it's early in the morning.
Scuba Steve
She's grabbing the phone. Ray, can you make sure that's wiped when she leaves?
Bobby Bones
Why is she licking it?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
You look up and she's. Okay, let's do our. Tell me something goods, Amy.
Amy
Okay, so I saw this post and then I started to see articles about it, about how getting your nails done is no longer a thing. And I haven't gone to the nail salon to get my nails done since September of 2024. And I remember because I went in September of 2024 for iHeart Vegas, and now it's no longer a thing.
Bobby Bones
Like, I think it is still a thing because people do it all the time.
Amy
I know, but it's slowly becoming like, not like a status symbol, at least. Like, you don't like people at the top, which I'm not saying I'm at the top.
Bobby Bones
So people like you at the top. Stop doing it in 2024.
Amy
No, no, no, no. I'm just following the lead of the people at the top. It's called counter signaling. When a status symbol becomes commonplace, the people at the top opt out to show they don't need it.
Bobby Bones
But is doing your nails a status symbol?
Amy
Well, I guess it once was. All I'm saying is this is how I like my nails. Like, I'll grow. I was excited, I think, a couple weeks ago. Remember, I had grown them out and that's fine, but I was just going to keep doing them at home by myself. Like, I don. Like going to the salon, but now I'm just taking care of them. They're very plain. And I have gratitude for people at the top that have decided that this is now the way to be.
Scuba Steve
Who are the people at the top? Like rich people?
Amy
Yeah, got it.
Bobby Bones
Like, I don't know.
Amy
Okay, so let me say this happened Illuminati. Well, I don't know. Some of them might be in Illuminati. Okay. The article said the same thing happened with designer logos Back in the day. And that's why some of you at the top is more quiet luxury. I mean I still like some logo things, but I'm not saying I have to copy them. But they have nice things that only the people that know nice things recognize they don't have to have.
Bobby Bones
Quiet luxury.
Amy
Bobby's familiar with familiar with it. His sweater for example is probably really expensive.
Scuba Steve
Quiet luxury.
Bobby Bones
Why am I getting thrown into the bus here? What's happening?
Amy
Wait, that's a compliment. I thought, whoa.
Bobby Bones
Amy comes on, she's like, you know people are doing now not doing their nails. Well look here, I haven't done mine in three years.
Lunchbox
But then she takes a shot at
Bobby Bones
you and then she's like okay, he knows you got quiet luxury. Maybe that lunchbox is bears hood. He's quiet luxury.
Lunchbox
We don't even know it might be, I don't know. It's a gift.
Amy
Do you know who Valeria Lipovetsky is?
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
She, I, I, I get a lot of her stuff. I don't follow her, but she pops up. Her husband coined her this generation's Oprah. Her husband did successful online like she's got millions of followers and she started this whole thing after making a video of getting her nail like saying that she's given up getting her nails done. And since then there's been so much discourse about whether or not getting your nails done is a sign that you're truly rich as it means your time is too valuable to waste in the salon every couple of weeks.
Bobby Bones
All right, there you have the good news is rich people have annoyed have coined Amy. Cool.
Scuba Steve
No job Amy.
Amy
No, I'm saying like woo.
Bobby Bones
The good news coined I'm naturally it
Amy
just from the top down. Whatever. I just have gratitude that cuz sometimes I'm like I see nails and I'm like I maybe I should go get mine done. And now. Nope.
Scuba Steve
So how do you treat yourself now? Like you know, like back in the day. Back in the day it was like oh, I'm going to get my nails, I'm going to treat myself.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well what do you do? He's asking now what you do.
Scuba Steve
So what do you do now?
Amy
Well considering getting my nails done was never a favorite thing of mine since I haven't done it since September of 2024 because I just don't like sitting there for that long. Maybe a little one of those. I wish there was more access to those little airport chair massage things like where can we just get more of
Scuba Steve
those around the trampoline park.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you go to the trampoline park.
Bobby Bones
Those things are not good for you. They make you worse. Once you hurt. It hurts so bad, you get up and you're like, oh, why did I do that?
Scuba Steve
And then why would you even pay for them? Because every, like, two minutes, it does a demo.
Amy
Okay, let me just sit there for the demo.
Bobby Bones
W. It almost feels like if I eat too much pie, because I'm like, man, that's some good pie. And then I eat way too much, and I finish, and I'm like, why did I eat all that freaking pie? That's what I feel like. I have to do one of those chairs. I'm like, that chair looks fun. Let me put a couple bucks in. I get out. Why did I do that chair?
Amy
Okay, well, now. Now I need to clarify. I'm not talking about the big massage chairs you get in those. Wreck me every time I have to go see a chiropractor. I'm talking about the little chairs. And you go and sit down and, like, hang, and then a person massages you for a dollar a minute.
Bobby Bones
I never done that.
Lunchbox
Never done that.
Amy
Wait, you've never done that, even at the airport when you've been delayed?
Bobby Bones
No, it's.
Scuba Steve
Oh, what about the casino? I've seen people.
Lunchbox
That's hilarious.
Bobby Bones
Why did you eyeball me?
Amy
Quiet luxury. You don't have to do that. Okay, so what does that mean?
Lunchbox
I don't understand. I. I just don't. I. I don't really see that many places where there's a chair where someone will massage you for a dollar a minute.
Scuba Steve
The mall. I've seen that.
Lunchbox
I've seen it.
Bobby Bones
I've seen that in Austin.
Amy
The massage people with the.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, maybe one in Vegas, too. But it's never open because we always have to go home at 5 in the morning on that stupid flight after. I heart.
Scuba Steve
Well, I've seen people at, like, the blackjack table, like.
Amy
Yeah. I wonder if those types of masseuses.
Bobby Bones
Massage therapists.
Amy
Massage therapists. Did they have to have the same.
Bobby Bones
Yes, I would assume they have to have certification.
Amy
Yeah. I didn't know if there was, like, you get a table certification or you
Bobby Bones
get a chair, but he's asking what you do to treat.
Amy
Well, now, that's what I mean. I would do that.
Bobby Bones
You're not doing it, but you're not.
Amy
I know. You're right. What do I do? That's a valid question.
Scuba Steve
Do you get massages?
Amy
Like, occasionally. Okay, I'll get, like, a lymphatic. Yeah, sure. Lymphatic.
Bobby Bones
Lymphatic massages aren't massages, though.
Amy
That's what's a real bummer, is because they touch you like this, all they're
Bobby Bones
doing is moving water in your body, like, so it's not. I did one of those one time because my wife was like, you should do one with me. And then they just, like, are pushing the water.
Amy
Well, your lymph. Your lymphatic system, it's running. It runs. There's, like, arrows, directions that the. The circulation and the blood and the water is all flowing in your body. And what they do is they massage it in massage arrows.
Bobby Bones
They just kind of get pushed. Dude, I'm telling you, it's like, guide it. Yeah. It's not even a real massage. I'm just like, let's go push something.
Amy
Well, this is. Lymphatic massage is what opened up Morgan.
Bobby Bones
I'm not saying it doesn't work. I'm saying I was led astray. I thought it was a massage.
Amy
Right. It's just called, you're not gonna leave there.
Bobby Bones
Like, I'd rather be in the chair at the airport. That, like, wrecks my back.
Amy
Right.
Scuba Steve
You're not gonna feel. When you leave there.
Amy
I feel really great.
Bobby Bones
No, the same.
Lunchbox
That's quiet luxury.
Amy
Lymphatic massage.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't think it's really a luxury. It doesn't feel good. It doesn't do anything. Oh, for me, it's mostly a health thing.
Amy
Oh, you don't feel like. Like your stomach's flatter. Like you're.
Bobby Bones
I don't let him touch my stomach.
Amy
Well, that's a problem because that's a major area where the lymph flows.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's what Caitlin said. Lump to your stomach. I was like.
Amy
No, you said.
Bobby Bones
You said I didn't like it anyway. Because I wonder.
Amy
You didn't feel a difference because you didn't let them go through the entire lymphatic system. Like, it touched my stomach.
Scuba Steve
Hey, way to stand your ground.
Amy
Yeah, but let's. We need to open this up. Why don't you want them to touch your stomach now?
Bobby Bones
That's, like, three reasons. One, I had way too much pie before I went in.
Scuba Steve
Right. So you're embarrassed.
Bobby Bones
So I was embarrassed. Two, I don't like people touching my stomach. And also, if I touch my stomach, I flex it, and then they can't really rub it.
Scuba Steve
Have you seen the tickle monster on TikTok?
Bobby Bones
That dude's gonna get shot.
Scuba Steve
He goes up to people, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Bobby Bones
That dude's gonna get shot. You don't get shot. Have you seen Tickle Monster?
Amy
I haven't.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, just randomly tickles people with Tickle Monster.
Amy
Tickle Monster, she says on her phone.
Bobby Bones
So it gives it to her later.
Scuba Steve
It will.
Bobby Bones
I don't like, my stomach is. I have like weird scar tissue in it for my surgery and I'm. I have like self esteem issues, so I don't. Like, people touch my stomach.
Amy
Okay. Can I say something to you?
Bobby Bones
They're not going to push my scar tissue out of my stomach.
Amy
It will. Look, the type of lymphatic massage if you're going to the right person, which if you're with Caitlin, you are. It can help with the scar tissue.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't. It hasn't. I even get in that chair backward at the airport.
Amy
And why are you so confident? Like, how are you saying it won't and it doesn't. You've never tried it.
Bobby Bones
I've talked to my doctors and they're like, unless you want to get the scar tissue removed, there's really nothing you can do for that part of your child.
Amy
Maybe they're not familiar with lymphatic massage or. And even around the scar tissue, you might have water build up. She can release that out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I just don't want to touch my stomach. I'm self conscious of it. I've been my whole life. I got a huge scar going down. It's a whole thing, you know?
Amy
Yeah, but you are.
Bobby Bones
I'm what?
Amy
You persevere. You. I don't know, like, you break barriers all the time. You can't challenge yourself to get a little.
Bobby Bones
Little tummy touch. Nope, I don't like to touch my stomach.
Amy
But like, prove to yourself you can do it. Like, make it a competition.
Scuba Steve
Why do you want this to happen so bad?
Amy
Because I think it would help you.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, lymphatic massages, don't be fooled. It's not a real massage. Cause I was fooled.
Amy
But it is helpful.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I can agree it is helpful.
Amy
Yeah, but just not for you.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Yeah, it didn't work on me.
Amy
Cause you didn't allow. You didn't trust the process.
Bobby Bones
Correct. I don't trust a lot of people.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna get Amy one of those chairs for her birthday.
Amy
No, no, the one where I lay.
Bobby Bones
No, no, the one where.
Scuba Steve
The one with the trampoline for it.
Bobby Bones
The one that hurts you.
Scuba Steve
A free one. That'd be cool.
Amy
I don't want that. No, you have to.
Bobby Bones
What was your good news? I feel.
Amy
Oh, my good news.
Bobby Bones
Are you drunk today?
Lunchbox
She didn't do her nails.
Amy
My good news is you don't do your nails.
Bobby Bones
And rich people said that's good and
Amy
now that's what's in. Don't you know that that trickles down to what's in style? Somewhere in the top tier they decide.
Bobby Bones
$13,000. Those chairs cost $13,000.
Amy
If you buy me one of those, I will be so mad.
Scuba Steve
Well, that's why they're. That's why you have to pay for them.
Bobby Bones
But dude, that is a commitment for a bit.
Amy
And, and I know how you like to come in.
Bobby Bones
I do love bits. But $13,000?
Amy
I mean, I'm gonna come home to one of those chairs.
Bobby Bones
I just know that's about a thousand dollars too much for the bit.
Amy
I'm sure you could find one on Facebook Marketplace for less.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, probably could. Who knows what was happening in that chair though.
Amy
Gosh, I don't want. You're right. I don't want a used one.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Lunchbox do you have a tell me something good.
Lunchbox
I do have a tell me something good. Yesterday got off work and I look outside Grace guys, the wind is a storm was rolling in. I jumped on that bike and I started riding and the drizzle started coming down. I'm like oh no, I'm about to get drenched. But I made it home and it didn't pour on me. It just a little bit of drizzle. Then it stopped raining so I made it home okay and I'm just going God I hate this. This is so stupid. Why did I ride my bike? Why do I ride my bike? But the rain God said don't worry, we're not going to get you that way. Just a little cool off. And I was good so I felt good.
Scuba Steve
Do you have a weather app?
Lunchbox
Yeah. And it said it was supposed to rain at like 3 o'. Clock.
Scuba Steve
You should get one that's like an actual radar that kind of helps you give me give you an idea of like if it's gonna Rain or not,
Lunchbox
I just go to the Apple one. Like the, I just smell the air,
Scuba Steve
I smell that dirt.
Lunchbox
But you know, I'm talking about how the Apple one, you just go to weather, click on it and it says at what time? It says what percentage.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, but if you have like an actual radar one, it shows you like where the, the storm's moving, you know, how much time you have.
Bobby Bones
That's a pretty good one. But if I had a Jeep, and that's why I have mine, or if I was riding a bike needed to get from A to B, I would definitely invest the $99 into one of those apps that are a little more specific.
Scuba Steve
It tells you exactly when it's going to rank.
Lunchbox
Oh, really? I really didn't realize that. I really thought that Apple one was really good. I didn't.
Bobby Bones
It's pretty good, but it's not what they specialize in, so it just does a pretty good job.
Lunchbox
Got it. So you're saying I had to pay $1.99 a month?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not saying anything. But you can buy like apps or you can download better free apps that have commercials in them.
Lunchbox
Because I've gone to weather.com and I don't know if this is new, but it's not. No, they wanted to charge me money to see the hourly. I'm like, what?
Scuba Steve
On the website?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, gotta make the money somehow.
Amy
I was like, well, do they want a donation or. For sure you can't see the hourly.
Lunchbox
I tried to click on hourly and it said if you would like to upgrade, you can pay. And I was like, no, I'm out.
Amy
Oh, you can go premium on the weather Channel. There you go.
Bobby Bones
All right, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. So my seven year old, he made the all star baseball team.
Bobby Bones
Mike's looking at the hourly right now.
Lunchbox
Then why didn't. Right.
Scuba Steve
Did you pay for that, Mike?
Bobby Bones
I did not. I'm looking at it right now.
Amy
Oh, maybe it gives you a few
Bobby Bones
freebies, you can upgrade to premium. But I think you get 15 minutes a day of the hour. You already run out your time.
Lunchbox
I'm saying literally it popped up and I, I was like, no, I'm not paying for it. So I clicked out. So I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Air quality is good. 28.
Scuba Steve
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so sorry. Your kid made all stars.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, my seven year old, he made the the league all star team. So every team in the league picks three players to make the all star team.
Bobby Bones
That's really cool.
Scuba Steve
And he made it and he's got an All Star game in like two weeks.
Bobby Bones
That's really cool.
Scuba Steve
Which I'm assuming they're all going to like have different, like the same jersey, but then wear their different hats. I love it when they do that.
Bobby Bones
That's really cool. I never made All Stars as a kid.
Amy
Really?
Bobby Bones
Which is like eighth or ninth grade. Yeah. I didn't get to be pretty good until. Because I didn't develop physically until like 10th grade. Once I played high school ball, especially baseball. I made all the all district, all region, all those teams. But I now never as a young kid, I just wasn't strong and I wasn't good enough.
Amy
That's crazy. That's starting to make me wonder like how I made All Stars, because I did.
Bobby Bones
But you're like eight, right?
Amy
Yeah, I was younger, but.
Scuba Steve
Oh, because you were a switch hitter.
Amy
Yeah, I was a switch hitter for sure. But still I was on All Stars, but I wasn't a starter, obviously.
Bobby Bones
But were you a starter on your team?
Amy
Like when I was on the Red Sox, yeah. During normal season. I don't. I don't know. I played for the Mets, the Red Sox.
Bobby Bones
Was that an all star lottery by any.
Scuba Steve
How are you?
Amy
But my. My friend, my neighbor Jill, her mom, Susan Nemsky, Shout out. She was our coach. And she. She used. Growing up, she always called me Famous Amos. And I feel like maybe she somehow finagled me getting in because we're neighbors. Because looking back, I don't think I should have made all stars.
Bobby Bones
I never made it as a kid. I was always jealous because I was okay, but I never made. I never got to be on the like travel All Stars again when I got older. It was fun and cool, but yeah, I was always jealous of those kids. That's really neat.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. Yeah, I'm proud of him.
Amy
Yeah, that's cool. You're going to be hitting the road.
Scuba Steve
No, it's not a travel team. It's just for the year. It's just like they just have one game and then they all play the game and then that's it. He's an All Star for this year.
Amy
Oh, like that.
Bobby Bones
But other dads and coaches see the kid and it could possibly help him on next year.
Amy
Our big tournament was in Slidell, Louisiana. Mm. Yeah, I remember. That's the trip where I saw my dad's girlfriend kinda in lingerie. I'll never forget.
Scuba Steve
Were your parents still married?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then why did you see your dad's? Okay, good question. Aside from that, why'd you see her on lingerie?
Amy
Well, because we were at a hotel in Slidell, and my dad left his wallet in the car. And he asked me to go get his wallet. And I went to get the wallet, and his wal dropped on the ground and opened up to a photo of some pictures she had taken.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't her in person in it.
Amy
No. I don't think she would ever take her time to go to that tournament.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if she was like, at the hotel or another hotel room.
Amy
No. But I was like, why would my dad make this his wallet photo? Because you flip through your wallet. That was back when you used a wallet a lot. It's the 90s. There's cash.
Bobby Bones
We're familiar with the wallet.
Amy
I know we all had one for those that aren't cash credit.
Bobby Bones
I think everybody understands.
Lunchbox
Everybody knows what a wallet is.
Amy
There used to everybody. There used to be. You'd keep all your photos, like your kids photo, your family photo, and your
Scuba Steve
girlfriend's photo, your lingerie.
Amy
My dad had. I mean, they were living together. It's not. They just weren't actually married yet. Because my parents were still married, but. So it was his girlfriend at the time. And she was like posing all seductively in a little nightie. And I'm like, why? Why? That's why I'll never forget Slidell, Louisiana.
Scuba Steve
It was before phones. Like, that just would have been in his phone.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
You know.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Lunchbox
That's legit.
Amy
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
And that wouldn't be weird if he had a picture of his girlfriend in his phone.
Amy
Right. But think about it. That's the one you put in your little computer.
Bobby Bones
Probably like, third flip, though. It wasn't on the top flip.
Amy
Well, it was when the wallet fell. That's what it landed on.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'll go quick on mine. Congratulations, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
That's cool. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
I ordered a bunch of these posters for one of my studios a long time ago. And it was like three months. I got cool ones, like, say, by the Bill, some old school Weezer ones. I got them all in yesterday and they were all in good shape. I was pretty happy with that. Just took forever. Other than that, the baby slept all night, which I talked about. Another part of this was gonna be mine. Cause she was not sick, but she's dealing with a bunch of reflex reflux. And it's just miserable. Cause she'll be napping and it'll burn her. And then she's. Ah. So. But she slept all through the night. And that is a major win at this season of My Life. So those are my Two there. All right. You good over there?
Abby
Mm.
Scuba Steve
Anything else?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
All right. There you go. All right. That's what it's all about.
Amy
Is there something wrong?
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Bobby Bones
Tell me something good. After learning about federal cuts to cancer research, rowan Reeve, a 12 year old metro Atlanta ran a lemonade stand to support the cause, to make money so they could do more cancer research. Made $22.25 now. Rowan has also been undergoing treatment for brain tumors since 2021. He gave the money that he worked so hard for to the hospital where he receives care, saying he wanted to help other kids. That story got out. They were sharing it on social media. An anonymous donor. They don't know who it is. $100,000.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
To the lemonade stand.
Amy
$100,000.
Scuba Steve
That's so cool.
Amy
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. His neuro oncologist, Dr. Toby McDonald, says the reaction reflects the way that Rowan inspires people. He was first diagnosed with cancer at age 8. Surgery, radiation, chemo as part of his treatment. And he says he wanted the funds to go to the hospital because he felt like the hospital needed the money more than he did. That's from dick Sarto and 100,000 bucks. They don't know who gave the money, but that's a really great story. I wanted to share it. That's what it's all about.
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Lunchbox
Nova is a four year old girl. She lives in Beaverton, Oregon. She's hanging out with Granny while mom's at work. They're hanging out at Granny's apartment. Granny's walking and Granny falls.
Bobby Bones
Boom.
Lunchbox
Granny hits her head on the counter. Down she goes. And Nova's like, something ain't right. So she goes next door and knock, says, hey, can you call 91 1? Granny fell. Granny fell. And so the neighbor called 911 and they came and Granny just was a little disoriented from her hitting her head. Maybe a slight concussion, but she's a okay, thanks to nova.
Bobby Bones
Would your 4 year olds be able to do that?
Lunchbox
No, they don't know what nine is.
Scuba Steve
No chance.
Bobby Bones
If you fell though, and hit your head, what would they do?
Lunchbox
Oh, that's a good question. I don't think my 4 year old know what to do.
Bobby Bones
What do you think?
Lunchbox
Go outside and play baseball?
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Amy
What? No, I just forget about the whole thing?
Lunchbox
No, no, but my, like my, my 7 year old would probably know what to do. My 4 year old I don't think really would know what to do. A four year old doesn't know 91 1.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What would yours do?
Scuba Steve
My sevens. My youngest, he'll probably just go to the neighbor's house and be like, yeah, seven, though.
Bobby Bones
That makes sense. This is a four year old.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Four year old wouldn't know what to do.
Scuba Steve
I don probably just sit there and be like, mom, Grandma.
Bobby Bones
I had cut my thumb a little bit with a knife the other day and my baby came up, said, do you need a band aid? And put it on me. And it was a butterfly. And she completely patched me up.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. She's only seven weeks.
Scuba Steve
Seven weeks advanced.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know if that is.
Amy
What is it? She's Mensa.
Bobby Bones
I mean, we haven't tested her, but, you know, who knows? All right, that's what it's all about.
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We had so much fun this year. That top shelf country cruise is back for a second sailing in 2027. It was awesome. Eddie and I had so much fun playing a raging idiot show. Heck, we did two shows on board. Let's do it again. We're back. March 2027 aboard the luxurious Celebrity Summit departing from Tampa, heading to beautiful destinations Key West, Bimini and Cozumel. Country superstar Riley Greene will also be performing live on board along with Chris Young, Lauren, Elena and Randy Houser. It's all brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the gold standard in Charter Cruises since 2001. Open booking is live and you can join us for more shows on board. Reserve any available stateroom online@topshelfcountrycruise.com or you can give the Signature Cruise Experiences office a call at 888-381-4420. These spots are going fast book now. Topshelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-4420.
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Bobby Bones
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Date: May 6, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones & The Bobby Bones Show Crew
Episode Theme: Light-hearted discussions, workplace wellness drama, pop culture trends, personal stories, and “Tell Me Something Good” segments highlighting positivity and heartwarming news.
This episode centers on health concerns among the show's team, particularly Abby’s lingering cough and whether she should be sent home. The crew shares workplace banter about sickness, trends among the “quiet luxury” elite, personal good news, and a series of uplifting “Tell Me Something Good” news stories.
[02:42–06:54]
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[28:09–31:01]
You don’t need to be a regular listener to enjoy this episode — it offers a window into The Bobby Bones Show’s chemistry, team dynamics, gently teasing humor, and heart for highlighting everyday wins and extraordinary acts of goodness.