← The Bobby Bones Show
The Bobby Bones Show
THURS: Movies That Freaked Us Out As Kids + Toilet Seat Debate + Never Gonna Get It
00:36:03
Loading summary
Transcript1 lines
- [00:00]
Bobby Bones
This is an iHeart podcast. IHeart presents the big three playoffs this Sunday. The remaining four teams battle to make the championship in the most physical, fierce and competitive basketball league in the world. The action starts with the big three monster energy celebrity game. Then Dwight Howard and his LA riot take on Montrez Harrell and Dr. J Chicago triplets. The finale will see popular Miami 305 with stars MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson take on Nancy Lieberman's Dallas power who will make it to the big three championship. The no holds barred action starts Sunday at 3P Eastern, 12 Pacific only on CBS. Hey guys, it's Az Fudd. You may know me as a gold medalist, you may know me as an NCAA national champion. You may even know me as a people's princess. Every week on my new podcast, Fut around and find out, I'll be talking to some special guests about pop culture basketball and what it's like to be a professional athlete on and off the court. Listen to FUT around and find out. A production of iHeart Women's Sports in partnership with Unanimous Media on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime on the new podcast America's Crime Lab. Every case has a story to tell and the DNA holds the truth. He never thought he was going to get caught and I just looked at my computer screen, I was just like, ah, gotcha. This technology's already solving so many cases. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone thinks they'd never join a cult, but it happens all the time to people just like you and people just like us. I'm Lola Blanc. And I'm Megan Elizabeth. We're the hosts of Trust Me, a podcast about cults, manipulation and the psychology of belief. Each week we talk to fellow survivors, former believers and experts to understand why people get pulled in and how they get out. Trust me, new episodes every Wednesday on Exactly right. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions. Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree? Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair? And I find the answers. I am so glad you asked me this question. This is such a ridiculous story. You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here we go. Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio. Morning. All right, so we're gonna start with this from Lunchbox. What happened to ups? It's Team UPS or Team Customer. We're gonna do a segment. I saw it online. It was a news story. This lady shows up at the ups. This is not you. No. And she is trying to mail packages at 4:59. And the UPS worker is blocking the door and physically kind of pushing her out and kicking her packages back out the door. And someone's filming it going, hey, lady, leave that guy alone. She goes, no, I'm here to mail packages. So that's already a weird dude. If he's kicking a package out, like, regardless. Even if it's 10 minutes after 5, like, dudes already got problems. Do we have some news audio from the story? Go ahead. Come back another day. Miss, Come on. I got it, I got it. Thank you. Can you please take this? But I. I came here at 4:59. Don't worry, that's as close. So are we sure it's 4:59? Because that's a very specific time. It's hard for me to. Because if she actually showed up on her watch, I mean, because she had the packages in the doors. The doors weren't locked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were kicking them out the door. So this dude, probably just based on my limited knowledge, should not be working there anymore. You'll be kicking people's package. What if the door was unlocked and it was 502 though it's unlocked, you're in. Is that the rule? That's how I feel. This also happens to you a lot is why I thought it might have been something with him because he goes places all the time and gets mad. Oh, I went to the grocery store one time at 9:50 and it was supposed to close at 10. They had locked the door already. And that stinks. Yeah. Not cool. I gave him a phone call. You called him and complained? Yeah, I did call and complain. And so I felt so bad for this lady because she's there on time and her packages are being abused. That part I do not like. Even if she were 10 minutes late, you can't kick the package. Go ahead. I don't care. She's there at 4:59. If your thing says 5:00 clock is when you close. If she's there at 4:59 and 52 seconds, guess what? You have to help her. I agree with that statement. I just don't know if that is for sure. The statement. Because anybody can yell. I, I was here at 4:59. It's like when I was at the swimming pool and it closed at 8 and at 7:30 we're the only ones there and they decide we're going to close early. Not cool. And you know what? You did call. I gave him a call. He gave him a call. That's right. After watching it. I think the guy kicking the package, he's the big loser here. You can't kick a package even if it's late. I, I don't know if I'm the judge, if I can determine that she is correct because I don't know that she got there. 459. Honestly, that's a really easy thing to say. 459. But also if the door is unlocked, man, it's kind of open. It's open. Are all iPhones like correct? Are they all in sync? So can that be the universal time? Yeah, but I was thinking she maybe had her own watch. Rewind it. Right? Like what if she thought it was 450? So our universal rules on this are going to be one, don't kick a package even if it's late. Bro, you can't do that. Number two, if the door is unlocked, it's open. Practice your customer service. The place is open. Yeah. And there have been times where I've been like before it opened like the accident, locked in. Open the door. We were in St. Louis and there was like a clothing store and I know I like to get places early. And it opened at 10. It was like 9:53. I just walked up and the door opened and I walked in like, oh, we're not open yet. Yeah, they weren't finished setting up. I got it. But according to these rules, I should have been able to shot till I dropped. If the door is unlocked, it's open. So everybody's gotta do a better job of locking the door, unlocking the door, don't kick the package. He should not have a job anymore if that's true and they should mail her package for free. Case dismissed. Well, what, what was she, what was it she was trying to mail? Doesn't, you know, I don't know. She didn't say it just she had like four boxes. It's right up your alley. So maybe she was selling stuff online. Maybe, you know, she was an online seller and you know, got to give them to the customers. Your parents still sell stuff online even after they get like hacked or whatever. They sell books all the time. Even after the scam. Even at the scam. Hey, they just try to stay off Facebook because, you know, don't fall for those. Oh, my mom is downsizing, has to get rid of all this. And it's like, six tractors, three cars, exercise equipment, and I don't understand. So that's. They wanted to buy all that stuff. That's what they fell for. So they bought all that, but they never got it. They sent them the money, but never. They put a deposit down on the car. Got it. A. But not a car. A car full of books or a car and a track wrangler. Link me. I want to get one of those for $4,000. I fall for it, too, because it's such a. Hello, Bobby Bones. I recently said something to my boyfriend of more than a year about him liking a bunch of racy pics of a girl we went to school with. He said it wasn't a big deal, he's just being nice. But then he made his Instagram account private, so I can't see his posts anymore. I haven't said anything to him about it, but I feel like he's acting suspicious and trying to hide stuff. Is this a red flag? Should I let it go or ask him what's up? Signed Instagram girlfriend. Well, this is a weird one, because it's like a idiot move followed up by a more idiotic move. Usually when you do an idiot move, you go, oops, got caught. Don't do that anymore. You don't double down on doing stupid stuff. Yeah. So I would say red flag, but maybe he really believes that he didn't do anything bad, but it's so stupid that it's like, I'm almost like, this is so stupid of a second decision he made that maybe he's not up to anything shady, just an idiot. Well, but go back and read his response when she brought it up. What did you say? No, he blocked. He. No, no, no, I know what he did. But he said something to her. Like, didn't he say, like. He said it wasn't a big deal and he was just being nice. Okay, so when you tell someone if they're having feelings about something that is not a big deal, like, that's. He's discounting how she's feeling about it. Correct, but that's not the question. The question is, is he up to no good? Yeah, I think it depends your age. First of all, if you're between 17 and 24, he can just be an idiot. And sometimes you got to grow out of the Idiot stage if you're a dude. Also, if you're in a relationship, just as a heads up to guys, don't be liking pictures of anybody in your life that's opposite sex in a bikini. Yeah. You don't need to worry about being nice to them. Yeah, yeah. It's not in a bikini just because of what it might bring. Just not worth it. So I would say, what's wrong with boosting someone's confidence? He's trying to be nice. This is just a double. It's such a double stupid, though. I think the person's just stupid and not shady. Because to be shady, you gotta somewhat have a strategy. And the strategy when you get caught being stupid is not to be more stupid. He also keeps me blocking you to be like, prove a point. But definitely red flags. Yeah. Just said he's stupid. Why you want to be with somebody so stupid? That is so funny. He said he was just doing it to be nice. But also I can see like an idiot dude being like, I just liked her. I just. I'd see her if I saw her work or something. I was going to be nice. An idiot. But I'm not sticking up for him. That's. You need to figure out if he's an idiot or if he's shady. Because I can be convinced either way. But it is not good either way. And you need to figure out which of the two quickly. Y' all don't like photos like that of other people, right? No. Are you kidding me? We like to be married. No, we just look at them. Don't we us? I show Eddie them. Don't we us? Yeah, but I don't like them. No. They make me vomit. Disgusting. Yeah, something's up. Just figure out if he's an idiot or if he's shady. Either way, probably not your dude if he's going step one, step two, like that. Was there a movie as a kid that probably freaked you out more than it should? Because mine was Gremlins. The first time I watched Gremlins, I didn't want to feed anything. Humans, animals, anything near midnight. That movie freaked me out so bad that I like scary movies. I still don't like scary movies. No horror for me. But Gremlins was the one that scarred me as a kid. And we had dogs. I would. The closer I got to midnight, I don't want to feed them. Just. Just in case they did what the gremlins did, which they turned from Gremlins. Like, what were they called as guys? The Gizmo Gizmo. Would turn into like a bad gremlin. Amy, any movie as a kid that scarred you? Candyman. That's a real scary one. Yeah, I mean it was scary, so it should have scarred me, but like mine wasn't even scary. I couldn't even like go in a bathroom with a mirror and you know, and then of course my sister and her friends, they would do that and be like, amy, come. And we'd be like, say candyman in the mirror or something. It just freaked me out. Anytime I would have to go to the bathroom after that in the d. What do you say? Candyman? Like three times or something and you turn or something. I don't. No, don't do it, Candy Man. It's not real, guys. Freaking me out. Lunchbox. Any movie as a kid that there was a couple scarring you the stuff. Oh, that was the worst movie we ever watch. It's not scary. It's about yogurt. Hold on, hold on. You're telling me as a six or seven year old you watch that you wouldn't be terrified to eat yogurt? Like you, I thought. Tell our listeners the quick story of what the Stuff is about. The Stuff is the scariest movie of all time. And it is like this yogurt. The government makes it to take over your body. And there it's in this one town and these two kids, this one kid's like, I'm not going to eat it. And his whole family's like, you will eat the yogurt. And he's like putting it down the the toilet and it comes alive and tries to eat you. Terrifying as a kid. Another one, Children of the Corn. Oh, that was legitimately scary. My goodness. Anytime we drive by corn, I'd be like, go, go, go. So scary. All corn. You're out. Nightmare on Elm Street. But I would say those were actual scary movies. Oh, I'm just telling you. I mean, Beetlejuice to her was like, I didn't want you to freak me out. Gremlins to me. I don't want you to freak me out. Like yours are like normal, healthy. You shouldn't be watching those as kids anyway. Well, Keith may just watch them. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a normal teeth. He didn't call him no teeth. Keith, no tikis. Anything for you. You guys remember Christine? No. Is it scary? It was Stephen King movie and it was like an old 50s car that like came alive and it would start with like an oldie song like twist in shout. And then the lights came to Kill people. Dude, that freaked me out, man. That car would just drive on its own, dude. Just run over people. That's like yogurt. That's as dumb as a yogurt one. No way. Morgan, anything? Yeah, mine was Casper. Nessie. Now we're talking. The friendly ghost. Heck yeah, man. He was friendly, but he was still a ghost. So after I watched it, I thought there were ghosts everywhere. And I thought a Casper was going to pop up every time I was walking around the house. And I was like, is there Casper? Is this real? I thought it was legit. How friendly is he really? Yeah, he wasn't friendly. Let's be honest. He's friendly supposedly, but he can get anywhere. Completely agree. Like I felt on a Casper. Raymundo. Any movie. The freak out as a kid. Mine's kind of embarrassing, but Jumanji. Now we're talking with the Ouija board and my mom told me how evil it was and she said if your friends ever try to do that Ouija board, don't because that's when the evil spirits come out. And so my friend, it was super popular. It made it in middle school. So they would all grab a Ouija board and I just go in the other room. I told mom, I said I wasn't a part of it. They did it. So you. You'd let yourself out? Yeah. You show yourself out if they Ouija. Yeah, it was very terr. Terrified of it. We never Ouija boarded. We were too scared of that stuff in general. Like we didn't do that. But it's funny that Ray would leave the room as his friends did it. Thank you guys. You guys are all normal. Ray Morgan. We're all screwed up bones. There's nothing like sinking into luxury. At washablesofas.com, you'll find the Annabe sofa which combines ultimate comfort and design at an affordable price. And get this. It's the only sofa that's fully machine washable from top to bottom. Starting at only $699, the stain resistant performance fabric slipcovers and cloud like frame duvet can go straight into your wash. Perfect for anyone with kids, pets or anyone who loves an easy to clean spotless sofa. With a modular design and changeable slipcovers, you can customize your sofa to fit any space and style. Whether you need a single chair, loveseat or a luxuriously large sectional, Annabe has you covered. Visit washablesofas.com to upgrade your home. Right now you can shop up to 60% off store wide with a 30 day money back guarantee. Shop now@washablesofas.com Add a little to your life. Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply. A foot washed up. A shoe with some bones in it. They had no idea who it was. Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salvageable. These are the coldest of cold cases. But everything is about to change. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime. A small lab in Texas is cracking the code on DNA using new scientific tools. They're finding clues in evidence so tiny you might just miss it. He never thought he was going to get caught. And I just looked at my computer screen. I was just like, ah, gotcha. On America's Crime Lab, we'll learn about victims and survivors and you'll meet the team behind the scenes at othram, the Houston lab that takes on the most hopeless cases to finally solve the unsolvable. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys, it's Az Fudd. You may know me as a gold medalist. You may know me as an NCAA national and recent most outstanding player. You may even know me as the people's princess. But now you're also gonna know me as your favorite host. Every week on my new podcast, fut around and find out, I'll give you an inside look at everything happening in my crazy life as I try to balance it all from my travels across the globe to preparing for another run at the natty with my UConn Huskies, to just trying to make it to my midterms on time. You'll get the inside scoop on everything. I'll be talking to some special guests about pop culture, basketball and what it's like to be a professional athlete on and off the court. You'll even get to have some fun with the FUD family. So if you follow me on social media or watch me on tv, you may think you know me, but this show is the only place where you can really fud around and find out. Listen to FUD around and find out. A production of iHeart Women's Sports in partnership with Unanimous Media on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. American history is full of of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory. Those founding fathers were gossipy AF and they love to cut each other down. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history, and I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Foreign I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford, and in session 421 of Therapy for Black Girls, I sit down with Dr. Afia and Billy Shaka to explore how our hair connects to our identity, mental health, and the ways we heal. Because I think hair is a complex language system, right? In terms of it can tell how old you are, your marital status, where you're from, your spiritual belief. But I think with social media, there's like a hyper fixation and observation of our hair, right? That this is sometimes the first thing someone sees when we make a post or a reel is how our hair is styled. We talk about the important role hairstylists play in our community, the pressure to always look put together, and how breaking up with perfection can actually free us. Plus, if you're someone who gets anxious about flying, don't miss session 418 with Dr. Angela Neal Barnett, where we dive into managing flight anxiety. Listen to Therapy for black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me Something Good. This comes from a voicemail from a listener, and I wanted to share it because it's awesome. I called in about two years ago at age 65 and told you my Tell me something Good was going back to nursing school. Well, I'm gonna tell you something great is I graduated from nursing school and I have a new job and I will be moving to Richmond, Virginia in July. Have a great day crew. Let's go. That is so cool. Hold on. Let me say the good thing before whatever your response is. This is someone who did not let her age define what her life was because, you know, you think about going to school, you're like 18, 19, 20, 21, maybe go back, I don't know, non traditional 30. She was like, screw that. I'm gonna go back to school and be a nurse. And she was 65. Years old. And she did it and she finished and she is still living her life. She is currently living her life. That is amazing lunchbox. Your reaction was what in the world? Yeah, what in the world is she doing? A, she's at retirement age, where she could just be chilling, relaxing, then B, she probably has an established life wherever she is at. You can't sign A probably, though. Yeah, I don't think. There's no idea she wants to do this. Hold on. You let me finish my sentence. And then she goes, I'm starting a new job, so I'll be moving. So, I mean, she is moving somewhere where she completely knows nobody probably to start. Probably. We're not doing probably lots of problems. What we're doing is like at 65 years old, you have your. You usually have your community built in. Like you don't want to move. That's not true. You're doing usually improbables. I'm saying I'm. I'm super happy. I remember what she called. She shared the story, and I think it's a great example. Not to just people that are 65, but people that are parents, people that didn't go to college, couldn't afford it when they were younger, people that are thinking about changing careers. Don't let all the. The standards affect what you think you can do because other people maybe haven't done it. That's awesome. So that's my. Tell me something good. That's her. Tell me something good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell me something good. All right. Hit the song. No, you're not gonna get it. We're gonna play Never gonna get it. Here's your question. One third of us submit we've stolen this item. One third of us admit we've stolen this item. According to a Wallet Hub survey, One third of us admit we have stolen this item. What is it? So we're going to go over and talk to Adrian, who's on the phone first. The game is called never going to get it because it is impossible to get. But you'll have many opportunities to get it. One third of us admit we've stolen this item. Now, Adrian, you get to guess yourself first. So it can be anything. Throw it out there. What do you think? Did you say from a restaurant? No, I just said stolen this item, period. Yeah, it could be anything. That's why it's called never gonna get it. Go ahead. Like a pen, you know, like a writing pen. Great. Oh, that's good. Love it. Anybody else have Pen. No. No. Okay, Adrian has a guest pen. She didn't get it. Now I'm gonna read it again. According to a recent Wallet Hub survey, one third of us admit we've stolen this item. What is it? No, you're not gonna get it. Never. Never gonna get it. Not this time. No, you're not gonna get it. Never, never, never, Never gonna get it. All right, so now, Adrian, you'll get to pick two of the show members. If they get it right, you win. They are representing you. So you have Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, and Morgan. How's everybody feel about their answers? Really good. Feel pretty good. Okay, so Lunchbox screamed. He feels great about it, but he always does. Every time Morgan says she feels pretty good. Amy, how'd you feel? I feel okay, Eddie. Okay, according to a recent Wallet Hub survey, one third of us admit we've stolen this item. Adrian, pick two players here. I will pick Lunchbox and Morgan. All right, let's go over to Morgan first. Morgan, what do you have? Well, I had had something, and as soon as she said restaurant, I was like, yep, we're on the same wavelength. I'm going with a. A cup from a restaurant. It's not bad. Oh, stealing a glass. I was really dumb, and I did it one time when I was younger because there was really cool. They had. Sometimes places have really cool classes. Okay. You know, we'll see if that happens. This is me. A tough one. How many of us have stolen a glass? I have now. Oh, you have. Oh, well, there's two of the five. Yeah. One third Lunchbox. What do you have? Wi Fi? Oh, I didn't think about that. That's really good. Quality answer. Good guess, man. So we'll go to Morgan first. Morgan says it's a glass. Adrian, do you think it's a glass? No, I don't. It is not a glass. Now let's go to Lunchbox. He says WI Fi. How do you feel about that answer? I know that Lunchbox likes to get a lot of things for free, so he would know about stealing. If there were an expert in stealing and theft, it'd probably be him. Yeah. The answer is Wi Fi. Did anybody else have Wi Fi? No. What'd you have, Eddie? I had shampoo. Hotel shampoo. Amy Fountain drink, Lunchbox. You are the expert in theft. Yeah. The answer is Wi Fi. Adrian wins a prize. Lunchbox wins the game. Hit that song. Yeah. I told you I felt good about it. Every time I step up in the building, everybody. And they stay there. And they stay there. I'M afraid to steal WI fi now, though, because I don't know what WI fi it is. How do you do that? Like, well, somebody has an open network, and you just are using it. Yeah, you're somewhere, and there's an open network, or you're at a house. Is that stealing? And the neighbor. Yeah, if the neighbor's WI fi bleeds through and yours isn't connecting, so you take theirs. But I feel like if something's available these days now it's like a trick, and they're trying to get you to get on it so they can get your stuff. Hotels, apartment complexes, where if somebody has a router, you can pick up everybody's if it's open. Or I guess if you know someone's passport when you shouldn't, all that could be stealing. And that's our guy who knows all about theft. Bones, let's play Loser or not a loser. I will tell you a story from the news. You tell me if you think this person is a loser or not a loser. So this guy's getting married. They have the ceremony. They go. They have the first dance. And he realizes that in the first dance, the band, they hired the singer. Because, again, at the ceremony, you don't really see if it's a DJ or the band. You don't see them because you're doing the ceremony. It's not the reception. His wife is taking care of all the music. The singer in the band is his ex girlfriend from 15 years ago. Right. It wasn't like the one that was right before this wife. It wasn't like this ex girlfriend plotted to get into the wedding. Somehow his new wife had booked a band, and he didn't see her until. Okay, let's walk in the bride and groom. And he's like, it's my ex girlfriend singing. Huh? So it wasn't comfortable with the ex being there. He, after the dance, goes up to the band and says, hey, I'm gonna need you guys to leave. Loser. And she didn't understand why he cared so much. Because it was 15 years ago when they dated. Decade and a half. Fifteen years ago, the band left the venue, helped them get a DJ pretty quickly, which they had to pay money for as well. They had to pay the band out as well. But the guy was like, you need to go, Loser or not a loser. Amy has jumped in early on this one. She's locked in with Loser. Go ahead, Loser. Okay. Why? Yeah, because, like, just enjoy your evening. It was 15 years ago. Like, move on with the night. Like, why cause this disruption and then have to pay more money and have the venue scramble to get a dj? I mean, just, I don't know. I don't see what the big deal is if I'm the wife. And this is why I'm gonna assign him as a loser. If I'm the wife and I see him get so upset about an ex, I'm thinking he's still in love with that ex. Good point. Like, this is not. Otherwise, who cares? I thought the opposite. I've thought the opposite. Okay? And I'll let you guys have your piece. Okay? But I'm going loser because if I see him get triggered, that means an emotion has set forth an action, which is exactly what happened. Why is he getting emotional over somebody from 15 years ago unless he still feels extremely hurt or still in love with them? And I'm upset if I'm the wife and I'm going loser. And even if you feel that way, because you're gonna look like you have to play it cool, you can't. You can't do what you just did. You're a loser. We got two losers in lunchbox. No, this dude's a hero. He's saving his wife from the awkward encounter. He is trying to make sure that his wife knows she is the only woman on his special day. The wife didn't care. You don't want that. That girl trying to weasel her way in saying, oh, yeah, I'm gonna try to ruin the wedding, be a bad singer, have bad music, mess up the song, be terrible. Hey, women are spiteful, man. Women are vengeful. Women are crazy. You don't know what she could do. And you want it to be all about the bride. And you don't want your friends being like, hey, dude, isn't that the girl we met on spring break? Oh, can't have that. Get her out of here. It's all about the wife. What a hero. Okay, so we have two losers and one not a loser. Eddie, I too, am going to say not a loser. Come on. This is a testament of his love for her. No, it's not. He's saying, like, look, you hired my ex girlfriend. I know it was an accident, but I don't want anyone else that I maybe could have fallen in love with earlier in my life. I love you. Now she's out of here. But the wife, who just is the wife, has got to be like, we're going to spend extra money or you're going to make my dad spend extra money, baby. That's how Much. I love you. What? I want her out. But I don't want you to do that. Why are you acting that way? No. Then that's when to Bobby's point, I think that. That Bobby makes one of the most valid points here. And it's that she's going to look at you and be like, what is the big deal? Are you still in love with her care or like why are you. No. Did you say. Did you invite your ex boyfriend here? Of course not. You don't want him here. You don't love him anymore. But she wasn't invited as the ex girlfriend. She was a singer of a band. Okay, all even. We got a tiebreaker. Morgan. Loser or no loser, I'm. I'm going with not a loser. He shut the band down. Hold on. They've been broken up 15 years. Morgan. I hear you guys and I. I do understand completely what you guys are saying. I think there's a level here. But here's the thing. This is his wedding day. He doesn't want to have any past memories of that. Like. Like bringing up on a day that's supposed to be the day to start his future. Amen. Regardless if there's good, bad, any feelings, whatever. Crazy. Like you guys are crazy. Way too emotional. This is not stopping him from starting that new life. Somebody from 15 years ago. One, two, three. Hero ready? That's not what it was. It's not a loser. Okay, Amy, they won. The guy's not a loser, apparently, right? Oh yeah. Not a loser. If you're listening, sir, you are officially not a loser. But we wrote the dissenting opinion Amy and I did at the Supreme Court. Heavily a loser in our mind. Bones. Time for a sofa upgrade. Visit washablesofas.com and discover Annabe where designer style meets budget friendly prices. With sofas starting at $699. Annabe brings you the ultimate in furniture innovation with a modular design that allows you to rearrange your space effortlessly. Perfect for both small and large spaces, Anabe is the only machine washable sofa inside and out. Say goodbye to stains and messes with liquid and stain resistant fabrics that make cleaning easy. Liquid simply slides right off. Designed for custom comfort, our high resilience foam lets you choose between a sink and feel or a supportive memory foam blend. Plus our pet friendly stain resistant fabrics ensure your sofa stays beautiful for years. Don't compromise quality. For price. Visit washablesofas.com to upgrade your living space today with no risk returns and a 30 day money back guarantee. Get up to 60% off plus free shipping and free returns. Shop now@washablesofas.com Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply. A foot washed up, a shoe with some bones in it. They had no idea who it was. Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salvageable. These are the coldest of cold cases, but everything is about to change. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime. A small lab in Texas is cracking the code on DNA using new scientific tools. They're finding clues in evidence so tiny you might just miss it. He never thought he was going to get caught. And I just looked at my computer screen. I was just like, ah, gotcha. On America's Crime Lab, we'll learn about victims and survivors, and you'll meet the team behind the scenes at othram, the Houston lab that takes on the most hopeless cases to finally solve the unsolvable. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys, it's AZ Fudd. You may know me as a gold medalist. You may know me as an NCAA national champion and recent most outstanding player. You may even know me people's princess. But now you're also going to know me as your favorite host. Every week on my new podcast, Fut around and Find Out, I'll give you an inside look at everything happening in my crazy life as I try to balance it all, from my travels across the globe to preparing for another run at the natty with my UConn Huskies, to just trying to make it to my midterms on time. You'll get the inside scoop on everything. I'll be talking to some special guests about pop culture, basketball and what it's like to be a professional athlete on and off the court. You'll even get to have some fun with the Fudd family. So if you follow me on social media or watch me on tv, you may think you know me, but this show is the only place where you can really fut around and find out. Listen to FUT around and find out. A production of iHeart Women's Sports in partnership with Unanimous Media on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. American history is full of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is those founding fathers were gossipy AF and they loved to cut each other down. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history, and I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford, and in session 421 of Therapy for Black Girls, I sit down with Dr. Afia and Billy Shaka to explore how our hair connects to our identity, mental health, and the ways we heal. Because I think hair is a complex language system, right? In terms of it can tell how old you are, your marital status, where you're from, your spiritual beliefs. But I think with social media, there's like a hyper fixation and observation of our hair, right? That this is sometimes the first thing someone sees when we make a post or a reel or it's how our hair is styled. You talk about the important role hairstylists play in our communities, the pressure to always look put together and how breaking up with perfection can actually free us. Plus, if you're someone who gets anxious about flying, don't miss session 418 with Dr. Angela Neal Barnett, where we dive into managing flight anxiety. Listen to Therapy for black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast on the phone right now. Calling us from Ohio, it's Aaron. Aaron, what's up, buddy? Got a question for the show, first of all. Morning, studio. Morning. So we were actually. My wife and I were discussing it. It's actually the conversation came up between me and a group of friends. As far as the toilet seat goes and leaving it up or down, obviously the women think that it should. Men should always put it down, especially in the middle of the night. They get up, their tires don't know that the toilet seats up. They fall in. But the guys are like, well, I get up in the middle of night to go to the bathroom and I forget that the toy sleeps down. Then there's pee on it. And you're mad about that. So we're. I was just looking for the show's advice and what everyone does as far as that goes. You know, I've only in the last couple years had to deal with this issue. And I have a pretty strong opinion about it. And I think. I think about worst case scenario. So let's think. Worst case scenario, if I'm a dude and it's dark and I pee and I pee on the lid, I just wipe it off. You real. You hear it too? You tell when the lip. That's what it sounds like. Think about worst case scenario if your girlfriend or wife falls in. Yeah. Because worst case. One, she's wet. Two, she's irritated at you. Three, it rolls over the next day. Four, she's out of alignment. Potentially. Okay. Okay. Chiropractor. Yeah. Look, it hurts. I'm sure it does, but we should be looking anyway. But we don't because we're half asleep. Sleep. Put the lid down. And if it's got a double lid, put them both down. I know you're gonna pee on the lid. You told me that. However, you peed on the lid. Yeah, she said on the lid and peed before. It was the accident. It didn't feel different. It was dark. You should have this toilet seat down. Because worst case scenario for you, the dude is she is upset at you. She falls in, makes your life, it's just better, and you pee on the lid. Big deal. Clean it up. The thing in our house is not the toilet seat up or down. It is if I. Sometimes there'll be pee spots in the floor in front of the toilet. Oh, the worst. I know. I don't know why she pees on the floor, but it's. It's me. And so sometimes they'll just be like little splashes and I don't see them. So I gotta get better about that. That is. That's a real shortcoming of mine, is sometimes that splashes hit the floor. But I do keep the lid down now. I'm pretty passionate. For us guys, we have to keep the lid down. It's just not worth it. Should everybody be looking? Yes, but it's not worth the trouble. You get in if you don't and she falls in because it's on you. Even if she was the last one in there. I like the way you put that because there's a reason behind it. It's not just like, oh, you know, the guys want this girl and who's the right. You, like, actually gave a legit reason? Yes, because she will not be in a good mood and it's going to hurt your whole day. Right. We're far more affected by it than y' all are. Yes. So that's my opinion. I think Amy agrees with me. I do. Eddie always put the seat down. But, I mean, can't girls just. Yes. For the seat? Can't guys. Yes. And sometimes we're gonna forget and they're gonna do that, but it's just not worth it. Okay, I totally understand that. Why does the guy always have to do everything? The guy has to pay. The guy has to open the door. The guy has to do this. The guy has to ask out on the first date. I'm on my iPhone. Why doesn't say 1920. Why can't the woman be responsible for something like, hey, I don't think all the stuff you just said is accurate, though. Yeah, but I hear you. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, you're an adult and you want to go to the bathroom. Make sure the seats down. I don't care. I make sure the seats up when I go pee. So make sure the seats down when you go pee. It's that easy. I. That hard. True. But if we have. I agree, but if you have to pick, it's not. It's almost no effort. But it's no effort to look either. It's just an insurance policy to make sure you don't get any more trouble. Oh, my God. Why are you gonna get in trouble? Because she's not responsible enough to look. It doesn't. You just do. She's gonna get upset. There is absolutely nothing rational about you getting in trouble because she fell in. However it still happens. So then pee on the seat and act like you didn't know it was there and let her sit on it. Then she'll be like, why don't you leave the seat up? Interesting theory. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I didn't. I didn't know. I was half asleep. Like, the guys that, like, fold laundry horribly so that they don't have to fold laundry anymore. Bobby, you do that, right? I've been known to dabble. Yeah, exactly. Aaron, I. I understand you, but I have to sigh because it's just not worth it to get in trouble. So I'm gonna say, put the lid down, bro. Yeah, no, I get it. And. And I do. Usually, it was a debate between us, and I. I'm. You know, I'm half and half. I see where Lunchbox is coming from because this is each person's responsibility. I agree. I. I see where Lunchbox is coming from, except for that part where it's like, men gotta pay, men gotta kill deer, men gotta go to war. All that stuff I don't agree with, but I do understand where we're adults we should make sure if a seat's up or down. But it's all about the end result and it's just not worth it to get in trouble. No, it's not worth the argument. It's a. Obviously I think this is going to continue on for generations. It's just a. Interesting conversation. Or, or. Or we change it. Guys could just start sitting down to pee. I cosign. I mean I've done that before. Yeah. Just because I'm lazy. How's that? What? I would give anything to be able to stand up and pee sitting down. That's. I bet you can you can you get one of those. Those little tube things you pee into? Like a funnel? Yeah, the cup. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Aaron. I hope you have a great day. Hey, you too. All right, see you, buddy. It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me something good. There's a dude out for a walk in Rhode island and he looks up and he sees a two year old climbing out of the window of a second story apartment and it climbs out on a little roof. Imagine seeing that happening and being. Because you don't really have the power to save it right then. Right. And so it's out on the little roof and he's like hey, go back in the window. Go back in the window. Go back in the window. The two year old starts walking towards the edge. He's like I gotta do something. He climbs up the brick building like Spider man outside. So the kid from the outside and grabs the kid in time before it falls off the little roof. And it's all caught on camera. And the dude's name is Good Samaritan. Oh, that's his name. So he wants to be anonymous. He wants to be anonymous. He just wants to be known as a good Samaritan doing what he was supposed to do. Oh man, that's so cool. If there's video there, somebody will surely identify him. Right? I mean like they blurred out the kid in the video. I can see the video. But they have the kid's face blurred out. Are you irritated at that? No, I'm just saying. But they don't have. He has a red hoodie on. Oh, now they're. Was it you? You're wearing a red hoodie. Commercial. Commercial. Yeah. He's climbing up a. Woo. Spider man. He got him. That's awesome. Got him. That is what it's all that was. Tell me something good. Wake up. Wake up in the morning's on the mic. So you Know what this is? Is this. This is the Bobby Bone store. We have 90 seconds to get as many morning cornies correct as we possibly can. You guys ready? Ready. Me? Lunchbox Eddie. Go. The morning corny. What does a duck use to solve math problems? Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Okay. What are the coolest letters in the Alphabet? That. Cool. Cold. Cold. Cool. C, O, O, L. No. What are the coolest letters? Abc. Coolest letters. We ask it again. What are the coolest letters in the Alphabet? Elemental. P, qrs. Tv. But what's called ux? Coolest. Okay. Ac. Ac. Okay, that's it. Go. Go. Why don't you say it like that? What? Bones, you're killing time. What does an overqualified circle have? Have? Radius. Too much radius. Circumstance not uncircumcised. Say that again. What does an overqualified circle have? Circumference. Too much area. Circle. Roundabout. An over qualified circle. I don't even understand. A sphere around a chip. It's around. It's all around. What do you. Ask it again. I can't help. What does an overqualified circle have? A circle. Well rounded. It's right. Full circle. 360 degrees. It's 360. She's. She's tapping. 360. Oh, she got a degree. 360 degrees. 360 degrees. Okay. Overqualified. Okay, if you got it, don't go. Okay, okay. What animal isn't allowed to take tests at school? Koala. A cheetah. That's good. I'll take the 360 degrees, cuz I did say it. She acted funny on the AC one though. Funny? No, I was like lunchbox guy. I can't believe you got that, dude. Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, you got. That was one of those where you act like you were giving us one. I've seen in your eye before. 360 degrees. I don't understand. If he said it, then why did you slap the table? A lot of controversy today. Saying it with confidence. That. That was for sure. I have to say with confidence. Confidence. Well, yeah, because. All right, there you go. That's. And then stay confident. How many did we get there? I don't know. Three. Okay. No. Ac. 360 degrees. Quackulator. That's three. Oh, that's it exactly. You almost got Cheetah. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Center County, Pennsylvania. A 37 year old man decided to. To enjoy some mushrooms. You know, hey, These are so yummy. And all of a sudden, he starts freaking out like magic mushrooms. Magic mushrooms. And he's like, I've been shot. I've been shot. He needs help. So he's running down the street, banging on doors. I've been shot. My greatest fear. It's my greatest fear if I did drugs that you would do that. Yeah, something like this. But the problem is no one would answer the door. So he broke into a house and woke up. Some homeowners said, hey, I've been shot. Is that a crime, though? Yeah. He broke into their house, man. He can't break into someone's house. But he didn't break in with the intent to steal anything. He thought he was in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah. I don't know. I think there's a little bit intent if I'm the judge. What? No. I'm probably gonna go a little easier on him. Okay. If you're breaking in to steal something or to hurt somebody, that's different than if you are confused. Remember when, like, Andy Dick went into somebody's house? Cause he was, like, out of it, too. He got in trouble. Yeah, but didn't he think that was his house, though? Yeah, and he still got in trouble. See, this is my fear. It's why I can't take sleeping pills anymore. I did for a while when I was having some real mental health issues, and I would just, like, wake up and not remember the night before. And I'd look at, like, my FaceTime or my keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too. It was wild. And so I'd stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't want to wake up on an airplane in handcuffs because I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh, I'm glad that'd be. That'd have been. You could have gone viral. I'd have been bonehead for sure. But you get handcuffed for, I think so. Or you get duct taped to the seat. Just imagine, like, I'm out of it, and I'm squatting in an aisle. Somebody's gonna tackle me, and they're gonna time me somewhere. So that's why. That's why I don't do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills. Yeah. All right. Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Amy and I were talking right before we came back on air, and I was like, hey, we went to dinner last night at this place called, like, Ulan. What's it called? Ulon. So I hadn't heard of it either, but. And so we go, and I order this gnocchi, which I've never been quite sure what gnocchi is. I'm pretty sure it's potatoes at this point. Yeah. But it feels like a noodle in your mouth. It's like a potato pasta. It's like potato on your plate. Noodle in your mouth. Wow, it's so. Gnocchi is so good. Well, and I didn't know if gnocchi had meat in it, and it didn't. I learned last night. But I looked at the menu, and it was a little expensive for gnocchi because most gnocchi is. I get Olive Garden. I'll be honest with you. That's how I usually roll. I get the gnocchi with. With some meat at Olive Garden. And so they bring it and they're like, oh, we're gonna get you. We're gonna put some truffles on this. It doesn't. Truffles. They don't do it for me. They do nothing for me. Like, you just don't taste them. It looked like they were putting tree bark. And I'm sure if you're a truffles fan, it's amazing. But they're like, sprinkled it on top or shaved it. Shaving it. Oh, and Caitlin's like, that looks beautiful. I just don't. For me, I just. I guess I'm not sophisticated enough to love a truffle. Truffle. I love truffle chocolate truffles. Oh, yeah, those are good. Those are good. Yeah. That's not what they're shaving on there. And that place was really good. It's just the truffle thing is weird to me, but we ate it and it was. It was good. It was good food. We were out probably way too late last night. 8, 45 or so. Oh, that's way. That's way too lazy nowadays. It was a really good place to eat, though. And it had been a while since we got to go out and just have dinner and talk and, you know, not worry about the kids. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yes, we will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram, reedyarberry Scuba Steve, Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase Sapphire Reserve@chase.com Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. Iheart presents the big three playoffs this Sunday. The remaining four teams battle to make the championship in the most physical, fierce and competitive basketball league in the world. Reaction starts with the Big three Monster Energy Celebrity Game. Then Dwight Howard and his Ellie Riot take on Montrez Harrell and Dr. J Chicago triplets. The finale will see popular Miami 305 with stars MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson take on Nancy Lieberman's Dallas power who will make it to the big three championship. The no holds barred action starts Sunday at 3pm Eastern, 12 Pacific only on CBS. Hey guys, it's AZ Fudd. You may know me as a gold medalist. You may know me as an NCAA national champion. You may even know me as the People's princess. Every week on my new podcast, Fut around and find out. I'll be talking to some special guests about pop culture basketball and what it's like to be a professional athlete on and off the court. Listen to FUT around and find out a production of iHeart Women's Sports in partnership with Unanimous Media on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Not today. Not today. Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime on the new podcast, America's Crime Lab. Every case has a story to tell and the DNA holds the truth. He never thought he was going to get caught and I just looked at my computer screen, I was just like, ah, gotcha. This technology's already solving so many cases. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions. Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree? Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair? And I find the answers. I am so glad you asked me this question. This is such a ridiculous story. You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast.