THURS: Name The Company Slogan + Morgan Got Naked For A Facial + What Year Was It?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Date: January 1, 2026
Episode: THURS: Name The Company Slogan + Morgan Got Naked For A Facial + What Year Was It?
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Theme:
This episode is a lively, humorous blend of spontaneous roundtable banter, workplace advice, audience Q&A, group games, and a few hilarious personal stories—including one about Morgan baring it all for a spa facial. Along the way, the cast tackles listener questions about career advancement, plays competitive trivia, and discusses the oddities and lessons of daily life with Bobby’s signature blend of sincerity and playful sarcasm.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. If You Could Have a Lifetime Supply of Anything (03:16–06:22)

• Premise: Bobby asks, “If you could have a lifetime supply of anything (except money or anything to sell), what would it be?”
• Amy: Picks “snail serum” for her face, says it’s “like liquid gold” for her skin (03:40).
• Lunchbox: Wants airline miles for endless travel (04:51).
• Eddie: Initially confused, jokingly considers “jet skis,” before landing on “lottery tickets—scratch, scratch, scratch” (06:06). Lunchbox points out the downside of never winning.
• Bobby: Wishes for “lifetime supply of cell phone charge,” eliminating battery stress (05:24).
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “My phone just stays charged.” (05:33)

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2. Workplace Advice: Does Your Boss Know Your Name? (07:05–12:30)

• Listener Question: “My boss always calls me ‘champ’ or ‘pal.’ I don’t think he knows my name. How do I fix this?”
  • Bobby’s Advice: If upper management doesn’t know your name, you may not be visible enough; advocate for yourself without “bragging.”
  • Tips:
    • Have a “celebration friend” (hype person) who publicly shares your accomplishments.
    • Email management to innocuously highlight achievements in reports.
    • Ask for advice to build rapport—even if you don’t need it; everyone likes to feel influential (09:09: “Email them and ask for advice even if you don’t need it.”).
    • For humor: “Wear a name tag all the time” (10:14).
• Amy: Praises the "celebration friend" idea but clarifies you need a partner for self-promotion.
• Lunchbox: Jokes about hyping himself up.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “If you don’t celebrate your victories… nobody else is going to do it for you.” (10:15)
  • Amy: "So are we gonna all do that for each other?... Not you, but like Lunchbox in Vegas." (10:52)

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3. Game Segment: “What Year Was It?” (12:14–16:36)

• Game Format: Bobby lists three cultural events; cast buzzes in to guess the year.
• Sample Rounds:
  • Transformers released, Rihanna’s “Umbrella” hits #1, iPhone is released — 2007 (13:02).
  • Blake Shelton’s first #1, NBC’s “Scrubs” starts, first Harry Potter movie — 2001 (14:04).
  • Kurt Cobain dies, Lion King/Forrest Gump/Dumb & Dumber/Pulp Fiction come out — 1994 (14:20).
  • Tom Cruise jumps on Oprah’s couch, “Gold Digger” goes #1, “The Office” premieres — 2005 (15:12).
  • Napster launches, “The Matrix” released — 1999 (16:17).
• Fun Banter: Side bet talk involving eating a dead cicada (15:55).
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “You want to do a side bet, yes or no? Because I would do a side bet if you guys are both so sure of it. Loser eats a dead cicada.” (15:55)

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4. Uplifting Story: Tom Hanks and the Typewriter Promise (20:06–21:38)

• Story: Tom Hanks visited a typewriter shop, promised to send the owner a typewriter; years later, it arrives—personally signed.
• Lesson: The value of keeping promises and thoughtfulness, even years later.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “It’s the thought, and the remembering of the thought years later at some random conversation…” (21:13)

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5. Game Segment: “Name That Company Slogan” (21:39–29:39)

• Format: Bobby gives a slogan; contestants write down the brand. Miss an answer—you're out.
• Examples Walked Through:
  • “Taste the rainbow” — Skittles
  • “They’re magically delicious” — Lucky Charms
  • “The best part of waking up…” — Folgers
  • “Lego my ___” — Eggo
  • “Maybe she’s born with it…” — Maybelline
  • “The snack that smiles back” — Goldfish
  • “Where a kid can be a kid” — Chuck E. Cheese
  • “Respect the pouch” — Capri Sun
  • “Need a moment? Chew it over with ___” — Twix
• Funny Moments:
  • Amy almost says the F-word jokingly (“Lego my mother—whoa!” [23:10]).
  • Intense debate over big gestures and penalty box rules.
• Amy wins the round.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “How’s a Pringle smile?” (25:33)

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6. Health Habits That Shorten (or Lengthen) Your Life (29:52–32:49)

• Amy shares an article listing how bad habits shorten your life, including:
  • Cigarette: 22 minutes lost per smoke (30:05)
  • Worrying personality: 2.8 years lost
  • Cheeseburger: 8 minutes and 8 seconds lost
  • Extra glass of wine: 30 minutes lost
  • One hour of sitting TV: 22 minutes lost
  • Divorce: 2 years, 4 months lost
  • Sitting 3+ hours/day: 2 years lost
  • One line of cocaine: 6 hours and 38 minutes lost (32:01)
  • Bad sleep: 4 years, 8 months lost
  • Having a child: 1 year, 8 months lost
• Conclusion: Unhealthy habits chip away at life expectancy, but changes can reverse some damage.
• Funny Moment:
  • Bobby: “So stick the kid back in? Or what honey? … We need to get some years back.” (32:44)

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7. The “Morgan Got Naked For A Facial” Story (36:33–39:02)

• Story:
  • Morgan went to a spa for a facial, was given a robe—so she got fully naked, then wondered if that was weird since the treatment was just on her face.
  • Group teases her for “making it happen to herself”:
    • Amy: “This didn’t happen to Morgan. Morgan did it.” (37:06)
    • Bobby: “Morgan, you’re the weird one. Do you think?” (37:14)
  • Amy explains robes are normal, but “you usually keep bottoms on.”
  • Morgan confesses she “panicked” and just “got naked for a facial.”
• Notable Moment:
  • Bobby: “So, Morgan, you’re the weird one?” (37:14)

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8. Good News Stories

A. Slogan: “Tell Me Something Good” – Tom Hanks (Repeated, 20:06–21:38)

B. Heroic 10-Year-Old Saves Brother (39:10–40:47)

• Story: 10-year-old Leah James saves 7-year-old brother Logan by performing the Heimlich when he chokes on a Warhead candy during the “Warhead Challenge.”
• Video exists of the event.
• Bobby and team praise Leah’s ability to react quickly.

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9. Investigative Morning Corny: Riddles & Jokes (41:19–43:36)

• Segment: Rapid-fire joke guessing with Amy’s “Morning Corny.”
  • “What do you call an angry carrot?” – (Carrot jokes and Bobby insists Amy says "carrot" weird.)
  • “What do you call a cat lover who puts things off?” – “Procrastinator” (with the group missing the “purr” pun).
• Notable Banter:
  • Bobby: “You said K-rot. We were like, what rock station are you on?” (43:28)

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10. Bonehead Story of the Day (43:40–45:01)

• Story: Man in Beacon, NY tries to remove a bee’s nest with hairspray and a lighter—ends up setting his porch on fire.
• Safety Lesson: Don’t use fire; use wasp spray from a safe distance.
• Humorous PSA: Amy jokes about keeping wasp spray by the bed for intruders; Bobby comically disagrees.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Lifetime Supplies:

  • Amy: “Oh man, this stuff is like liquid gold to me…” (04:08)
  • Bobby: “I never have to charge a phone. No power issue ever. My phone just stays charged.” (05:33)

• On Self-Promotion at Work:

  • Bobby: “If you don’t celebrate your victories in your career, nobody else is going to do it for you.” (10:15)
  • Amy: “So are we gonna all do that for each other?” (10:52)

• On Getting Naked for a Facial:

  • Amy: “This didn’t happen to Morgan. Morgan did it.” (37:06)
  • Bobby: “So, Morgan, you’re the weird one?” (37:14)

• On Funny Game Moments:

  • Bobby: “How’s a Pringle smile?” (25:33)
  • Bobby: “Lego my mother—whoa!” (23:10)

• On Life Expectancy:

  • Bobby: “So stick the kid back in? Or what honey? … We need to get some years back.” (32:44)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Lifetime Supply Wishlist Discussion: 03:16–06:22
• Workplace Advice – Name Recognition: 07:05–12:30
• Game: What Year Was It?: 12:31–16:36
• Good News: Tom Hanks’ Typewriter Story: 20:06–21:38
• Game: Company Slogan Survivor: 21:39–29:39
• Health Habits That Shorten Life: 29:52–32:49
• Morgan’s Spa Story – Naked for a Facial: 36:33–39:02
• Good News: Heroic 10-year-old: 39:10–40:47
• Investigative Morning Corny: 41:19–43:36
• Bonehead of the Day – Porch Fire: 43:40–45:01

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Episode Tone and Takeaways

• Upbeat, sarcastic, and candid—often poking fun at each other and themselves.
• Blending real-life lessons (workplace tips, health advice) with offbeat humor and games.
• Strong chemistry among the cast, particularly in how they riff on each other’s quirks (e.g., Morgan’s spa blunder, Amy’s pronunciations).
• Listeners get both entertainment and practical advice—plus a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the show’s camaraderie.

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Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Amy]

Transmitting across America.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bobby Bones Show.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go. Welcome to Thursday's show. Morning, studio. Morning, Bones. I'm gonna ask the question to give you guys time to think about it. You can't pick money or to have something to sell, but if you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be? You have to actually use it. You could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be, Amy?

[Amy]

Snail serum. That I put on my face.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Excuse me? Now you have. That's a. You think you're still gonna be doing that in five years?

[Amy]

Oh, well, I mean, if I have a lifetime supply, I'm gonna do it the rest of my life because it's supposed to make your. Your face, like, less wrinkles and more glowy skin.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you. I guess there are always new and better and more scientifically research.

[Amy]

Oh, you think they're gonna advance the.

[Bobby Bones]

Snails or they go snails kill you or something? I just felt like that was a weird thing to pick.

[Amy]

Oh, man. This stuff is like liquid gold to me. So I'll take a lifetime supply.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what she picks of everything.

[Folgers Announcer]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox cars.

[Amy]

Wait, no.

[Bobby Bones]

One but one does one thing.

[Eddie]

One car.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but you drive one until it dies, and then you drive another one. You only get one at a time. It's not limitless.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought, like, I could have a Ferrari one day, a Lambo the next day.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, but lifetime supply. If someone. You win a lifetime supply of Chipotle.

[Eddie]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Amy]

Right? Like, I. If mine is the snail stuff, I get one a day. Like, you don't get a car each day.

[Bobby Bones]

You get it till die, then you get a new car every eight years.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but that's stupid. Like, what do you think I literally thought I was getting, man?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we'll come back to you. Hey, we'll circle back.

[Eddie]

I got confused.

[Amy]

Circle back.

[Commercial Announcer]

We'll circle back.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, can I do airline miles?

[Bobby Bones]

You do whatever you want.

[Lunchbox]

Airline miles. I want to go everywhere. And you know what? I'll be there today. What are we doing? You want to have dinner In New York. Let's go. Today.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a pretty good one.

[Eddie]

No, no, actually, it's really dumb.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Eddie]

Why would you not just say private jets? Why would you have the airline miles?

[Bobby Bones]

When you say private jets, you have to pay for gas and pay a pilot with.

[Lunchbox]

I can't afford that Free. Boom. That's why I did it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you don't want to say private jet because you got to pay for a hangar, you got to pay for a pilot, you got to pay for repairs.

[Lunchbox]

I can't afford that.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you want airline miles. That's right. So you just drive up to the.

[Lunchbox]

Airport and go, oh, my God, that'd be amazing.

[Eddie]

I'm an idiot.

[Bobby Bones]

I would do lifetime supply of cell phone charge.

[Amy]

What? You'd waste.

[Lunchbox]

You're at 100 the whole time, your whole life.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. I never have to charge a phone. No power issue ever. My phone just stays charged.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty good. Pretty good because.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You stress out when you're really low.

[Bobby Bones]

And you're a lot of stress. Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't relate.

[Bobby Bones]

And your phone also dies, right? Yes.

[Amy]

I'm fine with that.

[Bobby Bones]

You circle back. We're gonna circle back. What you got?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man.

[Lunchbox]

Still thinking, man.

[Eddie]

No, I mean, babes, Islands. No, no babes. I have a wife. I can't have babes.

[Bobby Bones]

Wives.

[Amy]

Jet skis.

[Eddie]

Jet skis are cool, too, but lottery tickets. That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Beer.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Lottery tickets. Scratch, scratch, scratch.

[Lunchbox]

What if you had that, though, and you never won? Like, that would be the worst.

[Eddie]

But I would save so much money and with not buying them that I just get them and scratch them. Great. Lottery tickets. Whoever came up with that great idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Amy.

[Amy]

I don't think I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, who said?

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Eddie?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I did.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe I did.

[Amy]

Are you a.

[Eddie]

Lottery tickets.

[Bobby Bones]

I was doing an impression on Electrobox. I was out of body. I don't remember that being me. I just remembered him saying that. Okay, well, there we go.

[Amy]

None of us know, like, sometimes what comes out of our mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I know. We do the show for hours and hours. I don't even know what we talked about on the air. In my real life, there are times where I'm like, did I talk about this in the show? Or.

[Amy]

I know if something comes up today where it's like, what did we talk about yesterday? I'm gonna be like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

No idea.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

We did.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello? Bobby Bones. I've Been at job for over a year now. It has just occurred to me that one of my upper management bosses might not even know my name. I've met him more than a few times in meetings and work events, and I recently realized that he always calls me champ or buddy or pal. Maybe he's trying to be cash or cool. But it started to strike me as odd. I can't recall one instance when he used my actual name. I'm worried if he doesn't know my name, it will mean I have limited opportunities in the company. How do I find out or make sure he knows my name without making it awkward? Sign Nameless employee. Okay, two things here. The first thing, you're not going to like to hear so much. If he doesn't know your name, that means you're not doing enough that he knows about in order to get whatever promotion that you want. That doesn't mean you're not doing it, because sometimes you're doing all kinds of stuff, but if you don't share, you're not letting people know what you're doing. They don't know.

[Amy]

How do you let people know? Like you? You just announce it.

[Bobby Bones]

There are many ways. A couple ways. One, you can have some. You can have a celebration friend that actually celebrates you in front of others.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you kind of work out a system where it's like, hey, I just crushed this. Can you be sure to share? This happened and I was the one that did it. Like, that's a real thing.

[Amy]

Okay. Celebration.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of a lame name. I'm working the name still. But there is like. It's like a partner.

[Amy]

Wingman.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's like a partner that. That helps you not seem. I wouldn't even say it's an ego thing, but you have to share your successes because people just expect you to do what you're paid to do. And if you're doing more than that, they don't really notice. And if they do, it's only for a second because they got to cover their butt in their job. So you either need like a. What was my term?

[Amy]

Celebration friend.

[Bobby Bones]

You either need like a celebration friend that celebrates you, or whenever you send these reports to this boss, constantly, you, hey, we did this. We overachieved here. We. This was the goal. This is what we did. I'm gonna give you the greatest boss hack of all time. Don't use it on me. I already know.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, yeah, I was writing it down.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

I know.

[Amy]

No, we're taking notes.

[Bobby Bones]

A boss hack or a boss you would like in the future or someone that's extremely elevated, email them. Everybody's human. Even though you think they are. They get this crazy position. Email them and ask for advice even if you don't need it. Everybody loves to act like they have influence and that they're, they're helping somebody and navigating them in a way. And they're going to be invested in you. So ask for advice. That also creates a bit a relationship. There's an intimacy there when you're asking somebody for advice. So ask for advice. Even do this with this guy.

[Amy]

So like, even if you don't need advice, like, how do you make up? Like what? Like, should I wear the blue or the red?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you do this. You be like, yeah, we usually come in at 9am in the morning. You know, I've been showing up around 8:45 or so. I'm wondering, is that setting a standard within our group dynamic where they're going to be resentful or is it. There are just. There are many ways.

[Amy]

Oh, and then you're also sort of nonchalantly dropping.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, this is good stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

So there are many ways to do that. But the, the third way I would say is wear a name tag.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, like, hello, my name is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, just wear a name tag all the time. And it's not even about him at all. But he'll know your name. But if you don't celebrate your victories in your career, your job, nobody else is going to do it for you. You have to do it. And it's not bragging. People will not know. And it's not that they don't care. It's that they are so worried about keeping their own jobs and having their successes celebrated by their bosses or not paying a bunch of attention to it. So don't look at it as being selfish. You need to let me know I like it.

[Amy]

Okay, so you need like a. I know you're still workshopping the name, but like a. A hype calling.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, I kind of like it. I'm gonna settle with it.

[Amy]

A celebration friend.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amy]

So are we gonna all do that for each other?

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do it to me, because I know what everybody does all the time.

[Amy]

Well, not you, but like Lunchbox in Vegas, we have a boss that they all.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, his name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he doesn't talk to anybody.

[Folgers Announcer]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, good luck. You can do this.

[Amy]

Now we hype him up.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't trust hyping him up. Yeah, I don't trust what he's gonna do once he gets hyped okay. You know what I mean? You only elevate people that you believe will make you look good, because if you elevate someone and they don't make you look good, then you look worse. Yeah.

[Amy]

What will happen is we're gonna be backstage in the hall and be like, see that guy yelling over there wearing bracelets like all the celebrities? That's Lunchbox.

[Folgers Announcer]

He's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Nameless employee. You got this. You're doing nothing wrong. You just have to strategize a bit different. And there's nothing wrong with strategizing like that done in my whole career. But early in my days, I'd be like. I would hit up people. When we were living in Austin, doing the show, I'd have people in Dallas that were like, high executives, be like, hey, I'm gonna be in town this evening.

[Amy]

But you weren't even really gonna be in town.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'd fly in, just have dinner, and fly right back out afterwards. Southwest.

[Lunchbox]

Dang. That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

They'd have no idea. And so. But it was just creating a relationship. And at dinner, I'm like, hey, I need. I really need help with this, like, a group dynamic thing. I really didn't. I bossed you guys around. Like, I didn't need that. But, you know, but that's.

[Amy]

I'm really having this situation with Amy.

[Lunchbox]

I need help with this.

[Amy]

She's so complex.

[Bobby Bones]

She's so amazing. I don't know how to keep everybody else from being jealous. There you go. Nameless employee. Thank you for the email. Good luck with that. Close it up. Let's play. What year was it? What year?

[Eddie]

What year? What year?

[Bobby Bones]

What year was it? What year? What year? What year? What year? What year was it? Okay, here's how it's gonna work. So you can buzz in at any time. I'm gonna give you three things inside of a year. Okay. When you buzz, if you miss it, you're out.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Number one. What year was it? Transformers is released in theaters.

[Folgers Announcer]

Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Umbrella by Rihanna, Lunchbox. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

2006.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Amy]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

2007.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy. One point.

[Lunchbox]

And Lunchbox is out of that one. Oh, that one.

[Bobby Bones]

So it would have been Transformers released in theaters. Umbrella by Rihanna. And Jay z goes number one. And the iPhone is released. That would have been 2007.

[Eddie]

You're welcome, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Next one up. What did you do to help her?

[Eddie]

If she was gonna guess 2006.

[Amy]

No, I.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't know that. Okay, next time. All right, Sorry.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What year was It. Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin scrubs, premiered on NBC.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

2003.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Eddie]

That's what I was gonna guess, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the first Harry Potter movie came out.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

98.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Amy]

Oh, I can't remember when Harry Potter was. I do think we're in the 90s, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin Scrubs, premieres on NBC. And the first Harry Potter movie came out.

[Amy]

Gosh, it's not 98, is it 1997?

[Bobby Bones]

It is 2001.

[Amy]

Dang.

[Eddie]

Scrubs is a funny show.

[Lunchbox]

So close.

[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna do five, not three. I like this. Next up, what year was it? I swear by John Michael Montgomery.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. 94.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What the was a four week number one. Also, Kurt Cobain dies, the Lion King, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, and the mask all come out in theaters.

[Lunchbox]

That's a great year, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

94.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Two left.

[Amy]

It's fast.

[Bobby Bones]

I have one to one.

[Amy]

Good job.

[Bobby Bones]

What year was it? Tom Cruise jumped for joy on Oprah's couch to proclaim his love for Katie Holmes.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

What year was it? Gold digger by Kanye west goes number one. What year was it?

[Amy]

Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

2004.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

2003.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. The Office premiered on NBC. What year was it? Tom Cruise jumps on the couch on Oprah. Lunchbox, go ahead.

[Eddie]

2005.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You're all around it, Amy.

[Amy]

And now us.

[Bobby Bones]

Last one, Amy. You need this to tie. Okay, what year was it? Napster launches. Go ahead, lunch.

[Eddie]

That was 1999. That's correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it was.

[Eddie]

It was fall semester.

[Amy]

No, no, it's later than that.

[Bobby Bones]

It was fall semester.

[Eddie]

Freshman year, I guarantee it. It was in the dorm with John.

[Bobby Bones]

Hodges and I was late. Do you guys want to do a side bet? I don't think.

[Amy]

It's not 1999, you said.

[Eddie]

It's 2001.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to do a side bet, yes or no? Because I would do a side bet if you both guys are both so.

[Amy]

Sure of it because we were also sophomores in the 2000s.

[Bobby Bones]

Side bet, yes or no?

[Amy]

Hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

Side bet is loser eats a dead cicada.

[Amy]

Hold on, hold on. I have to think about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Side bet, side bet, side bet. Lose the rates of dead cicada. Side bet, yes or no?

[Amy]

I'm not eating a dead cicada.

[Bobby Bones]

Napster launches the Matrix is released in theaters.

[Amy]

He already guessed, though.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, okay?

[Eddie]

That's why he's doing it all. Because I got it right.

[Amy]

Oh, he got it right.

[Bobby Bones]

1999. Boom boom.

[Lunchbox]

This guy knows his ears.

[Bobby Bones]

He's good at this game.

[Eddie]

John and Fred would sit there and download music overnight.

[Lunchbox]

Who's John and Fred?

[Eddie]

John.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the people live in Montgomery Dorm. And Fred Savage.

[Amy]

Wow. I guess I was late to the Napster party.

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[Bobby Bones]

Hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show. Whether you're a seasoned small business owner or you're just thinking about getting started, you'll definitely want to check out season four of Mind the Business small business success stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. Mind the Business is part entertainment, part instruction manual, part inspiration. Each episode features practical tips and success stories that will resonate with entrepreneurs in any industry. In the latest season, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres are covering topics on the forefront of running a small business. They're talking to self starters about everything from how AI helps them work smarter to weathering market uncertainties and enjoying the benefits of being your own boss and using Intuit QuickBooks to help you get more done in less time. You won't want to miss it. Listen to Mind the Business Small business success Stories on the iHeart app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Life moves fast at American Military University. They're ready to help you keep up. AMU's flexible, affordable online programs in cybersecurity, IT space studies and more are designed for service members, veterans and their families. AMU provides the support you need to take the next step wherever life takes you. American Military University Built for what's next. Learn more at AMU Apus Edu. Hey Bobby Bones here. And you know I love when companies show up for our military and veterans. Hyundai does exactly that with their Veterans Employment Transition Program. They recruit and support vets within the Hyundai dealership parts and services. Hyundai also offers programs like Military to Metapro, helping veterans find civilian careers in manufacturing and Fold of Honor, providing scholarships to families of America's fallen and disabled service members within the company. Hyundai's Stars and Stripes employee group honors and supports vets and their families learn.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Bobby.

[Eddie]

Tell me something good.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like Tom Hanks is a good guy. I just do. I mean, I've seen him do a lot of really nice stuff. Also his roles are always really nice people.

[Lunchbox]

But that has nothing to do.

[Bobby Bones]

But it does have to do with me feeling he's a nice guy. Yes. Like, I think it's both. But there was this guy as a typewriter store. It's like an old vintage typewriter store and Tom Hanks was in there a couple years ago and he went in and he bought a typewriter and they had a long talk about typewriters. Tom Hanks likes typewriters and he likes typing things and sending them in letters. And he had said kind of offhand, hey, I'm going to send you one for my collection, like years ago. And the guy never really got it until now. Just randomly it shows up. His name's Anthony Valapi of Type Space he shared on Instagram. He took a picture of it. The much anticipated gift from when years ago, Tom Hanks was in. He was doing a book tour in the area, stopped by the store, had the conversation, remembered it, and then sent it years later with an autograph. That is so cool to remember that. Yeah. It was a 1955 Rheinmetall with a German keyboard signed by Tom Hanks that arrived at the shop. I thought it's really cool and that of course it's just a typewriter, but it's the thought and the remembering of the thought years later at some random conversation you had with a random person at A random store on your random stop at a random book tour.

[Lunchbox]

Because you have to think that, like, people always just like, yeah, you know what? I'm going to send you that typewriter. And like, oh, yeah, sure, sure. And they forget about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Or the many interactions Tom Hanks has with. Yes, Many people. That's from the New York Post. I love that story. That's what it's all about.

[Commercial Announcer]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. The game is named that company slogan. Amy. If I say taste the rainbow, Skittles, Believe the rainbow. Taste the rainbow, Skittles. That's Skittles, right? Write your answer down, guys. If you miss it, you're out.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's. It's survivor. Morgan, you're in this one too.

[Eddie]

I don't like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Lunchbox. Morgan. Eddie. They're magically delicious company slogans.

[Lunchbox]

Why are you giving up so quickly?

[Bobby Bones]

They're magically delicious.

[Eddie]

Brain Barton. I was like, I don't know that.

[Bobby Bones]

Brain farting. He's currently in the middle of a fart lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Lucky Charms, Amy.

[Amy]

Lucky Charms.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Amy]

Lucky Charms.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

That's Lucky Charms.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job, good job, good job. Next one up. The best part of waking up. I'm in. And easy. The best part of waking up.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Folgers Announcer]

Folgers.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Folgers in your cup.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

That's Folgers.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy Folgers. Correct.

[Show Announcer]

The best part of waking up.

[Bobby Bones]

Lego my blank.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

M for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lego my blank.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Eggo lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Ego.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Amy]

Eggo.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Eggo.

[Amy]

Lego my.

[Folgers Announcer]

Please.

[Bobby Bones]

Lego my egg. What? You said the F word. Yeah, she did. Lego my mother. Whoa. Next up. Good.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Stop dropping your pen.

[Bobby Bones]

What's he doing every time? I don't know It.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

This is the second time I've done that.

[Bobby Bones]

We've only done four.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know. He said I did it every time.

[Bobby Bones]

He lied. Good, good. Company slogan. Good.

[Lunchbox]

I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

Man. Three seconds. Time. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Kfc. That's finger linking.

[Amy]

Good.

[Eddie]

So maybe it's mmm good.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe they're mini goods. True.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan.

[Morgan]

I had K's. Like the serial K's.

[Amy]

Who?

[Morgan]

Special K's.

[Bobby Bones]

Special K. I never heard of K's.

[Morgan]

I did just see a K. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Both you guys are out. Yep. Eddie, I have Campbell soup.

[Amy]

Amy, It's Campbell soup.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Next one. Want to get away? Want to get away.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Southwest, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Southwest.

[Anders Holm]

Boom.

[Amy]

Want to get away.

[Bobby Bones]

Next one. Maybe she's born with it.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

What the.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I didn't finish it, but.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, there's more.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, barely. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's.

[Lunchbox]

That's a big one.

[Amy]

That helped you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Don't be so dramatic.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Amy.

[Amy]

Maybelline.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe it's Maybelline.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's. Next up, the snack that smiles back.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

You guys don't know the snack? I would know this one.

[Eddie]

You never heard it.

[Amy]

The snack that smiles back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't know all these on.

[Amy]

This list, but I have no idea. But I'm not gonna waste people's time.

[Bobby Bones]

I hate when I do that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Goldfish.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because they.

[Amy]

They smile.

[Bobby Bones]

Snack this miles back.

[Lunchbox]

Goldfish smile.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Pringles.

[Amy]

Let's.

[Bobby Bones]

How's a Pringle smile?

[Amy]

You can't stop.

[Lunchbox]

I know. That's what.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what you do when you eat them.

[Lunchbox]

I smile.

[Bobby Bones]

Right here. Goldfish. Amy's our winner. Hit that. Hit that. There. This is your prize. You guys make. Don't make a noise, okay? You guys do not deserve to play in the bonus round.

[Amy]

Don't groan or drop.

[Bobby Bones]

Or Amy or. A kid can be a kid.

[Amy]

Where a kid can be a kid. Where? Oh, oh. Toys R Us or showbiz.

[Bobby Bones]

Close.

[Amy]

Chuck E. Cheese.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Where a kid can be a kid. You're. You were thinking of if you. The Toys R Us.

[Eddie]

I don't want to grow up. I want to be a Toys R Us kid.

[Amy]

Maybe you were thinking, a kid can not grow up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it was around it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, how about this? Respect the pouch.

[Lunchbox]

What the.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know this one.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Respect the pouch. Do context clips.

[Amy]

I feel like you don't know it. I know. I'm thinking pouch. Respect the pouch. Australia. Kangaroo.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting. Way to go.

[Amy]

Respect a pouch. Camelback.

[Bobby Bones]

Camelback. Like the brand. Like the.

[Amy]

The pouch of water.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Respect the pouch. Respect it.

[Bobby Bones]

Capri Sun.

[Amy]

Oh, that's a.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

See? Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Here we go. Need a moment. Chew it over with blank.

[Amy]

Need a moment.

[Bobby Bones]

Need a moment. Chew it over with Snickers. No, but I think I might have gone there, too.

[Amy]

You need a bet. That's a. You need a break.

[Lunchbox]

Is it gum?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Morgan, do you know that one?

[Amy]

Candy.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, do that one.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

Starburst.

[Bobby Bones]

Need a moment. Chew it over with white. Here. Play the clip. Right.

[Amy]

Need a moment. Chew it over with. Chew it over with.

[Bobby Bones]

Wicks.

[Eddie]

Never heard that. Never heard that moment.

[Bobby Bones]

It's very similar. It's too similar to Snickers, where it's like, what?

[Eddie]

No, you're not.

[Anders Holm]

You.

[Eddie]

When you're hungry.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well. Or like somebody's doing something stupid, about to say something stupid, they give them the Snickers to eat real quick. You guys seen that one?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like the hangry.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next up for the clean feeling, no matter what.

[Amy]

Mr. Clean.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Oh, Irish soap. For a good, clean feeling, no matter what.

[Bobby Bones]

That would give it to you. Spring guys. You're banned until I come to you. All of you.

[Eddie]

But, Amy, the bonus run has been a struggle. It's pretty embarrassing.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it got hard.

[Amy]

Dial.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think her voice would at least help me a little bit, because it also dings, you know What?

[Eddie]

Pneumonia, illness, Pine Sol thing.

[Bobby Bones]

A commercial for an illness. Pneumonia? No. Orbit gum. She's in, like, the flight attendant uniform and a ding.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, she says, no matter what.

[Bobby Bones]

Play that one again, Ray, For a.

[Amy]

Good, clean feeling, no matter what.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. Okay, these are hard. Two more. Go ahead. Next one. Crazy good. Crazy good.

[Amy]

Oh, Little Caesars.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's pizza.

[Folgers Announcer]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

Okay, great.

[Bobby Bones]

What? No other guesses?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

That got hard, you guys.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No at all. No at all. Okay. Pop Tarts.

[Eddie]

That's what I was going to say.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you weren't. Next up, kid tested, mother approved.

[Amy]

Oh, life.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Oh, okay. Yellow card for lunchbox. Okay.

[Eddie]

I just said no.

[Bobby Bones]

Red card. Eliminated from next game.

[Amy]

Oh, wow. Is it a cereal, though?

[Bobby Bones]

It is.

[Amy]

Okay. It's not life, but it's like. Like life.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Kicks.

[Amy]

Kicks.

[Bobby Bones]

The thing is, we said no movements or yelling, so you got. I hate red. It hurts me more than hurts you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I had a red card game.

[Amy]

That wasn't worth the red flag either. It wasn't like sometimes it's worth it.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't. He got totally.

[Lunchbox]

It's never worth it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's never worth it. Lunchbox. I will come to you. Now, you're in the penalty box. You'll miss the next game, but go ahead.

[Eddie]

Can I come out of the building box? All I said was no.

[Bobby Bones]

No. First because it was wrong, and you threw your arm up. We said no big motions. Being like, I know everything, but I did know it. I. I have to. I'm being told in my ear I gotta stick to it. The lawyers just had to stick to it. Yeah. Amy, you are the winner.

[Amy]

Much.

[Eddie]

Fuck.

[Bobby Bones]

You're out of the Next game. Eddie, you were annoying. And, Morgan, you did a good job even though you lost. Thank you. Thanks for being fun to be around.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Eddie]

All right, how do I earn my way back in?

[Lunchbox]

You gotta sit out.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta sit out. Hey, what you got?

[Amy]

So the Daily Mail had this whole article about how many minutes, hours, and days that bad habits are taking off of our life.

[Bobby Bones]

So back in the day, it was like, if you smoke one cigarette, it takes off. I don't know, what it used to be. Is that on your list?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it?

[Amy]

A single cigarette. 22 minutes of your life.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. I mean, okay, so if you have one, you're gonna be okay. 22 minutes.

[Lunchbox]

I've had one.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Amy]

A pack of 20 is gonna rob us of almost hours.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God. Of your life.

[Amy]

Yikes. Yes. Of your life. And again, some of this can be reversed. If you make good choices, then you're, like, given minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

You start with a butt and grow it out, you get it back.

[Amy]

If you're a chronic worrier, like, you're just stressed all the time and worrying. That can take off 2.8 years.

[Bobby Bones]

So if your personality is a worrier. Yes, I get that. Stress brain. I mean, I'm. I'm. Not a word. I think I'm neurotic. So I guess that would be a version of worry. Yeah, I'm severely neurotic. Okay, so that's like 20 years. Great. I'm dying tomorrow. All right, next.

[Amy]

A cheeseburger. Oh, eight minutes and eight seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the pleasure it gives you, like, with life, though? True.

[Amy]

I mean, they're not factoring that in because I feel like you get back a couple minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so eight minutes for a cheeseburger. Next.

[Amy]

Pizza. Seven minutes and eight seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody grabbed the defibrillator. Eddie's going down. Iced pizza. Like a Ninja Turtle. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Now, this one is having an extra glass of wine. 30 minutes.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in trouble.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. More than a cigarette.

[Amy]

Yeah, that seems odd. Okay, what's the extra glass? Because you're piling it on, you know, an hour of TV. 22 minutes. That's if you're watching it sitting down. If you watch it and move your body at the same time, you're good.

[Bobby Bones]

If I watch an hour TV, I lose 20 minutes of my life. I don't have a cigarette. I haven't smoked one.

[Amy]

Guys, this one hit for me.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Getting divorced two years and four months. I would argue it's more than that.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it women or men? Because Men may be like, add 10 years. Yeah. No, but subtract 20 to the person you marry next.

[Amy]

No, I think it's the stress of the process. But then. Yeah, to your point.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But then going on to the young ladies.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Folgers Announcer]

Okay.

[Amy]

Sitting for over three hours per day. Two years. A line of cocaine.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never even seen cocaine.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Me neither.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Me neither.

[Lunchbox]

Scuba just got up.

[Amy]

6 hours and 38 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

And if it's lace of fentanyl, you're dead.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I know. And you don't even know when it is. That's true. He made a good point.

[Lunchbox]

I would think. There's more.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why I don't do it.

[Amy]

Hey, some people. Some people do say that Bobby that used to do it, that they felt like.

[Commercial Announcer]

Some people.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, go to the next one.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Okay.

[Amy]

That I've seen on tv. Sleeping badly. Four years and eight months.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's tough. I sleep terribly and give me one more.

[Amy]

Having a child. One year and eight months.

[Lunchbox]

This is depressing. We're dying so fast.

[Amy]

But I. I gave you the good news. Reversing poor habits can turn back the clock.

[Bobby Bones]

So stick the kid back in. Or what, honey? Is it gonna hurt? We need to get some years back.

[Amy]

Yeah. So there you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Thank you.

[Folgers Announcer]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, it's Bobby Bones from the Bobby Bones Show. Whether you're a seasoned small business owner or you're just thinking about getting started, you'll definitely want to check out season four of Mind the Small Business Success Stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. Mind the Business is part entertainment, part instruction manual, part inspiration. Each episode features practical tips and success stories that will resonate with entrepreneurs in any industry. In the latest season, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres are covering topics on the forefront of running a small business. They're talking to self starters about everything from how AI helps them work smarter to weathering market uncertainties and enjoying the benefits of being your own boss. And using Intuit QuickBooks to help you get more done in less time. You won't want to miss it. Listen to Mind the Business Small business success stories on the Iheart app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Life moves fast at American Military University. They're ready to help you keep up. AMU's flexible, affordable online programs in cybersecurity, IT space studies and more are designed for service members, veterans and their families. AMU provides the support you need to take the next step wherever life takes you. American Military University Built for What's next? Learn more at AMU Apus Edu what is it that makes the all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid an incredible suv? Is it the spacious interior that's comfortable for the whole crew? Is it the capability to go off road? Maybe it's up to 600 miles of range. What if it's all that and more? The Hyundai Palisade defies everything you thought you knew an SUV to be. With more style and capability, it's something new entirely class leading interior space with purposeful tech. Available front and second row relaxation seats available class exclusive blind spot view monitor available class exclusive dash Camera feature 2.5T hybrid engine with up to 600 miles of range. Seating configurations for 78 passengers with available third row power seats that recline. Available H Track all wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style including standard 100 watt USB C ports available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom. The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is more than just another suv. It's still the Palisade but with so much more. Learn more about the Hyundai [e-mail] Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.

[Amy]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobby Bones]

Something weird happened to Morgan. I don't know if it's weird, it feels weird. You guys be the judge. Morgan, tell them what happened.

[Morgan]

So I went to get like a facial done and you go into kind of a spa like room but there's a comfy bed that you lay on and they do the facial. Well, they gave me a robe, and she was like, okay, we'll change and get ready for your facial. So I got completely naked, and I put the robe on, but it felt really weird because she was just working on my face.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's kind of weird to give you a robe for just face. Do you think she knew it was just face? Yeah. Or is it weird that she got naked?

[Amy]

This didn't happen to Morgan. Morgan did it. Like, it's like. You made it sound like something happened to her.

[Eddie]

She chose.

[Amy]

Like, she chose.

[Bobby Bones]

So, Morgan, you're the weird one. Do you think?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So she gave you a rope, so you automatically think, well, got to get naked.

[Morgan]

Yeah, because it felt weird. I had left my pants on, and then I was like, well, I have a robe and then pants on, and this doesn't feel also normal. So I just took off my pants because I didn't know what else to do.

[Amy]

I mean, I think it's okay if you want to get comfortable, but typically they give the robe because during a facial, they go down the neck and into the chest decollete area so that you want to have your top off so they can work that area, too.

[Bobby Bones]

So in your opinion, she should have left her pants on.

[Amy]

I mean, but also, I do understand Morgan wanting to feel cozy.

[Bobby Bones]

You'd have gone reverse poo.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

No pants and no top.

[Amy]

No, no, no. I would have kept my bottoms on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But taking my top off and put.

[Bobby Bones]

The robe on because Winnie the Pooh only wears. And no pants.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

If someone gives you a robe, though, don't you automatically think, like, well, all.

[Amy]

Right, but, you know, you're there for.

[Bobby Bones]

A facial because I don't know. I think if they gave me the robe, I wouldn't even put it on. I would just. I'm like, you're on my face. I just take my sweater off.

[Eddie]

But it's more relaxing to be naked under a rope. It makes the whole relaxing.

[Bobby Bones]

Relaxing to me to be naked with people I don't know, regardless of the situation.

[Eddie]

It's like a massage, dude. You go fully naked, you take.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even do that. And I know people do, but I. So I don't.

[Amy]

Like, I could see if you had jeans on, it would be uncomfortable. So you take the jeans off.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm not kind of pants you have on.

[Morgan]

I had on leggings.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, well, see, I think she just want to get naked.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I didn't know what to do. I kind of panicked. It felt. It felt weird. No, Matter which way I went. And because there was a robe and it was a comfy bed, I was like, well, okay, I guess this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be naked for a facial.

[Bobby Bones]

For just a facial. Would you have said you would have kept your pants on?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Is Morgan weird?

[Amy]

Well, I don't want to say she's weird. She was trying to be weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Is Morgan weird?

[Amy]

I just. What I will say is it didn't happen to her.

[Commercial Announcer]

She happened to.

[Bobby Bones]

It. Got it. And I didn't understand that.

[Lunchbox]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a great point. It's time for the good news with AM Something good.

[Amy]

So there's a seven year old boy, Logan, and he was jumping on the trampoline with some warhead candies in his mouth. You know, the super sour hard candies. And he started choking on it. Well, thank goodness his 10 year old sister Leah James was there because she started to pat him on the back. Then she performed the heimlich maneuver and the candy was dislodged and he was able to breathe again.

[Bobby Bones]

They had their phone recording as they were just jumping on the trampoline randomly.

[Amy]

Well, I think that he was.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm watching it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they have video of it.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's some warhead challenge thing going on that maybe he was trying out. So they were filming it.

[Bobby Bones]

If the challenge is eat hard candy and jump on trampolines. Bad challenge, don't do it. Bad challenge. And not that interesting. Because a good challenge, you know you.

[Lunchbox]

Want to watch it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if it's not safe.

[Amy]

Good news is Logan has promised to not eat candy on the trampoline again.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, three. Oh. And there he spits it out. And then she's like, that's gross. After she saved her life. Yeah. Good for her to know what to do.

[Amy]

Yeah. She's being recognized for her heroism at a future Levant city council meeting. So it's all official.

[Bobby Bones]

I love a council meeting. The it's a social media trend that involves participants putting extremely sour bohr candies into their mouth and keep them in, but you do not get to make a sour face.

[Amy]

Okay, so that's the warhead challenge.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no trampoline. I don't mind the challenge then. I don't like the trampoline part of it, man.

[Lunchbox]

How does she know how to do all this? It's pretty amazing.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

She starts.

[Bobby Bones]

She just starts pounding them, hitting them.

[Lunchbox]

On the back, which is what I would do.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And then she swing Switches to the whole Heimlich, where she squeezes.

[Bobby Bones]

The stomach squeeze. Boom, squeeze, boom. And third squeeze, boom. Yep, yep. And he's like, oh, man. My candy.

[Lunchbox]

Wait. Get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Get it real quick. There you go. That's what it's all about.

[Commercial Announcer]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good.

[Show Announcer]

Wake up. You wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie, Emmy, lunchbox. More game two scoop. Steve ran every. Trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby v. We have.

[Bobby Bones]

90 seconds to get as many of Amy's jokes correct as possible. Investigative. Morning, corny. Here we go. The morning corny Morning.

[Amy]

What do you call an angry carrot?

[Bobby Bones]

Carrot.

[Lunchbox]

Carrot.

[Bobby Bones]

Say carrot.

[Amy]

Carrot. Carrot. That's how I said carrot.

[Eddie]

Blood diamond.

[Amy]

The orange thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you said it weird.

[Amy]

Carrot.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that threw us off.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. A veg. Angry vegetable. Mean carrot.

[Eddie]

Green.

[Bobby Bones]

Mean orange. Fired up. Angry orange juice. Steamed veggies. Oh, nice. Okay.

[Amy]

What do you call a cat lover who puts things off?

[Bobby Bones]

Feline?

[Lunchbox]

A procrastinator. Procrastinator.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Procatenator.

[Eddie]

Procatenator.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's not right, don't give it to us feline. Ask it again. Ask it again.

[Amy]

What do you call a cat lover who puts things off?

[Eddie]

Procatenator.

[Bobby Bones]

Procate is pretty good, though.

[Lunchbox]

Procrastinator. Put things off later.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it later.

[Amy]

What'd you say, Eddie? Say it.

[Bobby Bones]

We hate ourselves if you give us hints. Oh, we already don't like ourselves in this.

[Eddie]

What did you say, Eddie?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you say?

[Lunchbox]

Put things off.

[Eddie]

But procatent or put things off.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I can't even use that word, though.

[Lunchbox]

I can't either. That's why I was like.

[Bobby Bones]

It can't be that. She wouldn't give us that.

[Amy]

What word?

[Lunchbox]

Other cat word.

[Amy]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good.

[Amy]

Oh, I would never.

[Bobby Bones]

Catter day.

[Eddie]

Cat later. Cat. Now.

[Lunchbox]

Catty.

[Bobby Bones]

Litter.

[Lunchbox]

Caddy.

[Eddie]

Litter for a cat percolator.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Who.

[Bobby Bones]

What's.

[Anders Holm]

What do you.

[Bobby Bones]

What puts things off? Somebody lazy. Somebody. Procrastinator.

[Eddie]

Forgetful.

[Amy]

You're saying.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the answer?

[Amy]

Procrastinator. But it's a cat lover, so it's procrastinating.

[Bobby Bones]

That work? No, we didn't get. Guys, we didn't get it. And that's. That's a good one.

[Lunchbox]

We missed the purr.

[Amy]

Yes, you missed. That's why.

[Bobby Bones]

That's like, if it's pirate, you know, it's gonna be R. We should. That's on us. She said carrot wrong, which threw us off. But the cat one was good.

[Amy]

I said carrot.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you said K rot. We were like, what rock station are you on?

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

K rot fm.

[Amy]

I think I need to pull the tape on the K rot. Pull it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll pull it. Bobby Bone show Bonehead glory of the day.

[Eddie]

This story comes to us from Beacon, New York. A man walked out on his front porch and saw. Oh, no, there's a little bee's nest up in the corner. What should I do? I know how to get rid of this. Let me get lighter some hairspray.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course, yes.

[Eddie]

Shoot it with the old fireball.

[Bobby Bones]

Perfect.

[Eddie]

Caught the whole porch on fire.

[Bobby Bones]

Fireball.

[Eddie]

And luckily the fire department was able to put it out before it burned down the whole house.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, just as a public service announcement, they cause we used to take down hornets nests. Hornets nests are big. We'd find them in the woods. We'd even hang them in our house once they Arkansas Keith. We'd find them. They're massive, gray. They're kind of cool looking. And if you're in the country, they're really cool looking. And so you can't go up and just like shake them or you can't light them on fire, but they make spray that shoots like 80ft.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, out of a bottle.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Like, no need to use fire. You just push the thing and it sprays forever.

[Amy]

That's what you're supposed to keep by your nightstand for intruders.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

In case hornets come up.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Like, you can. If you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

If I'm intruding and someone shoots me with a can of spray, I'm gonna keep on intruding.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm gonna be honest.

[Eddie]

I don't think it's gon saying it's.

[Amy]

Just an extra, you know, thing to have for protection.

[Bobby Bones]

Just anytime you're using hairspray and fire, like, you can't really think of a good reason to do that other than watch this. Your friends and there are no friends around. Okay.

[Eddie]

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening. You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search Bobby Bones show on itunes. You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. Just search that too. All that thanks for being here. We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening.

[Amy]

Right, Amy that's right.

[Bobby Bones]

We appreciate you. Thank you. We'll see you soon. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast Life Moves Fast at American Military University. They're ready to help you keep up. AMU's flexible, affordable online programs in cybersecurity, IT space studies, and more are designed for service members, veterans and their families. AMU provides the support you need to take the next step wherever life takes you. American Military University Built for what's next. Learn more at AMU Apus Edu when.

[Amy]

You need a little me time, try unwinding with Solitaire Clash. That's C L A S H and this holiday season, Solitaire Clash has teamed up with Foster Love, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the lives of children in foster care across the country. You can join in the Wonderland Wishes campaign. Every event game you play supports children in need. It's free to download, and this is one way to make this holiday season magical. Download Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H and start playing today. Check Endgame for event details.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Bobby Bones]

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