Thurs Pre-Post Show: Bobby’s Big Promise For Next Year (12-19-24)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – Thurs Pre-Post Show: Bobby’s Big Promise For Next Year (12-19-24)

Host: Bobby Bones
Episode Release Date: December 19, 2024
Publisher: Premiere Networks

Note: This summary excludes advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections, focusing solely on the main discussions and interactions during the pre-post show.

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1. Introduction to the Pre-Show (02:49)

Bobby Bones kicks off the pre-show with his signature enthusiasm, setting a casual and relaxed tone. He explains that the pre-show is recorded before the live radio broadcast, allowing the team to loosen up and experiment with ideas that might be incorporated into the main show.

Bobby Bones [02:49]:
"If you're like, what's happening here? And you've never listened to the podcast before. So we record this before we even do the real show..."

2. The Challenge of Celebrating Birthdays Near Christmas (03:27 – 05:19)

Bobby initiates a discussion about the difficulty of celebrating birthdays that fall close to Christmas. The conversation touches on the complications of gift-giving and ensuring that neither occasion overshadows the other.

Eddie [03:27]:
"Like, what do you do? Do you get him one gift for both, or do you get him two gifts?"

Bobby Bones [05:00]:
"So for her, it's two completely separate things. We don't even mention one when it's time to do the other..."

The team shares personal anecdotes, highlighting the emotional and logistical challenges of managing festive overlaps.

3. Amy’s Jeep Door Incident – A Lesson in Responsibility (06:00 – 07:50)

Amy recounts an incident where she accidentally left her Jeep door open while attending work, leading to a surprise when she discovered a duck in her car's cup holder. This story serves as a humorous yet insightful moment about the importance of attention to detail.

Amy [07:11]:
"So she left the door wide open... Somebody put a duck in there?... It was just a little Santa duck."

Bobby Bones [08:27]:
"If some dude had been waiting, there must have been other things happening that dominated your mind..."

The team speculates on the motives behind the quirky addition to Amy’s car, blending humor with genuine concern for Amy's oversight.

4. The Risks of Eating Burnt Food (07:50 – 16:42)

Bobby leads a conversation on the health implications of consuming burnt foods, such as hot dogs, pizza, and toast. The discussion delves into scientific findings linking burnt food to reduced life expectancy and increased cancer risk due to carcinogenic compounds like polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons.

Bobby Bones [12:03]:
"Because it's me, and you know that. I've secretly told you it was me... here’s a story about penile ossification."

Lunchbox [14:11]:
"When food is cooked at high temperatures, it can produce chemicals called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons..."

The dialogue combines factual information with light-hearted banter, making complex health topics accessible and engaging for listeners.

5. Theft by an Amazon Delivery Driver (16:42 – 18:37)

Bobby shares a recent news story about an Amazon delivery driver caught stealing a UPS package. The team discusses the implications of the incident, pondering how someone with a prior arrest record managed to secure a delivery position and the impact on community trust.

Bobby Bones [17:04]:
"They have him out to steal all the packages to make everybody else look bad."

The conversation reflects on broader issues of trust and security within the gig economy, blending concern with amusement over the audacity of the theft.

6. Appreciating Team Members’ Roles (19:07 – 40:25)

Bobby takes a moment to acknowledge and appreciate his team members, Abby and Kevin, highlighting their crucial roles in managing phone lines, audio editing, and producing various segments of the show. This segment underscores the importance of teamwork and the behind-the-scenes efforts that contribute to the show's success.

Bobby Bones [40:25]:
"Both of you are very important to the show in ways that I think our listeners don't even understand, which I understand and I appreciate."

The heartfelt appreciation fosters a sense of camaraderie and respect within the team, offering listeners a glimpse into the collaborative nature of producing a successful podcast.

7. Stocking Stuffer Ideas and Holiday Preparations (40:25 – 55:52)

As the holiday season approaches, Bobby engages his team in brainstorming creative and practical ideas for Christmas stocking stuffers. The discussion covers a range of suggestions, from beauty products like eye patches and lip balm to more humorous and practical items like lottery tickets and tampons.

Lunchbox [46:35]:
"I would want eye patches. You can get some on Amazon."

Eddie [47:36]:
"It's just weird that stocking stuffers have become toiletries."

The exchange combines useful tips with light-hearted jokes, making the segment both informative and entertaining for listeners preparing for the holidays.

8. Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket Fun (55:52 – 58:37)

In a playful twist, the team decides to scratch off lottery tickets live on air, setting New Year's resolutions tied to potential winnings. Although none of the tickets turn out to be winners during the episode, the segment adds an element of suspense and camaraderie.

Bobby Bones [57:06]:
"So far, I've got two lines down, no winners, six to go."

Eddie [58:00]:
"You better entertain me for a minute."

The humorous attempts and shared disappointment foster a jovial atmosphere, encouraging listeners to join in the fun.

9. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Shows (58:37 – 59:37)

Bobby wraps up the pre-post show by teasing upcoming content, including the "by bone show" featuring the "12 Days of Christmas." The team exchanges final jokes and well-wishes, reinforcing the friendly and familial vibe of the show.

Bobby Bones [58:37]:
"Tomorrow's show, we will do the by bone show to 12 Days of Christmas, which is a nightmare. And it's fun, though."

The closing remarks leave listeners anticipating future episodes, maintaining engagement and excitement for what's to come.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bobby Bones [03:27]:
  "Like, what do you do? Do you get him one gift for both, or do you get him two gifts?"

• Amy [07:11]:
  "So she left the door wide open... Somebody put a duck in there?... It was just a little Santa duck."

• Bobby Bones [12:03]:
  "Because it's me, and you know that. I've secretly told you it was me..."

• Bobby Bones [17:04]:
  "They have him out to steal all the packages to make everybody else look bad."

• Bobby Bones [40:25]:
  "Both of you are very important to the show in ways that I think our listeners don't even understand, which I understand and I appreciate."

• Eddie [47:36]:
  "It's just weird that stocking stuffers have become toiletries."

• Bobby Bones [58:37]:
  "Tomorrow's show, we will do the by bone show to 12 Days of Christmas, which is a nightmare. And it's fun, though."

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Conclusion

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, listeners are treated to a blend of personal stories, humorous exchanges, and thoughtful discussions on everyday challenges and holiday preparations. From navigating the complexities of overlapping celebrations to the humorous mishaps with pets and the perils of burnt food, Bobby and his team engage in relatable and entertaining conversations. The episode underscores the importance of teamwork, responsibility, and the joy of shared experiences, all wrapped in Bobby Bones' charismatic hosting style.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. It's time for the Bobby Bones pre show. Here's your host, Bones. Thank you. If you're like, what's happening here? And you've never listened to the podcast before. So we record this before we even do the real show, which that podcast will exist later. It's live on the radio, and we'll try to get 15, 20, sometimes more time in, but this is before we even go on the air. I see it as us getting loose, if I'm being honest. And sometimes something goes so well, I'm like, we gotta do that in the real show. So that's what we're doing here. I wanna start first. Oh, man, I got so much good stuff to do. This is something I deal with. And Eddie was one with the question about if somebody has a birthday that's also close to Christmas.

[Eddie]

Right, right. Like, what do you do? Do you get him one gift for both, or do you get him two gifts?

[Bobby Bones]

Who is this?

[Eddie]

Steve.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so our buddy Steve, we had his birthday a couple days ago. Eddie and I went. It was just us three and his wife, but he didn't know we were coming. He kind of did. Eddie kind of tipped him off.

[Eddie]

I didn't say I didn't do anything.

[Bobby Bones]

He said he knew because of you.

[Eddie]

No, I think his wife. His wife was acting weird, so he thought something was up.

[Bobby Bones]

He said it was you, but it doesn't matter to me.

[Eddie]

He blamed it on me.

[Bobby Bones]

So we go, we have his birthday, and it's awesome. That's not even that close to Christmas. My wife's Christmas happens, and then hers is, like, before everybody goes back to do stuff. Oh, so hers is close. And what stinks for her? Her whole life, a lot of people would just do the one gift. And she was like, I always felt gypped because everybody would get a Christmas and then people would get their birthday, whatever that was. She was like, mine was always, like, a combination. And I know there are bigger problems in the world, but I think to her, that kind of sucked. So for her, it's two completely separate things. We don't even mention one when it's time to do the other, or we don't mention in the past one when it's time to do the new one. Difficult for me because I got to get two gifts and two, like, special things in a quick amount of time. But you have to celebrate them both because they unfortunately were born Right next to our biggest holiday. Dang. And it's often overshadowed by. Because it is the biggest holiday, it's often overshadowed by this.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sure there's some people that are like, oh, yeah, I was born on December 25th.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

Like that that stinks.

[Eddie]

My brother in law, he's New Year's Eve. So like every birthday he's like, I gotta just spend it with a family. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think New Year's Eve is probably also sucky. Not even because of New Year's, because again, it's just close. Yeah. Close to Christmas more than it is close to New Year's because New Year's Eve, it's kind of a time you could have a nice little fun birthday.

[Lunchbox]

Thing and have a great.

[Bobby Bones]

But. Yeah. But the fact that it's close to Christmas though, it's like, do I have to get him two gifts? I just got him one.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think with a buddy, though, it's different because it's not like all the buddy group. We like, absolutely get great gifts for each other. My wife, God bless her soul, she's dealt with her whole life. I know that as a kid it kind of stung for her because also.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I would think anything for a kid over Christmas break because nobody.

[Bobby Bones]

That's exactly what was a part of it.

[Lunchbox]

Out of town. Mine's over.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point.

[Lunchbox]

Mine typically falls. Eddie, maybe you too. But spring break, which. So when I would try to have a party. So a lot of times people were gone be like, okay, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But that probably wasn't always the same. Always the same week.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

It's different.

[Lunchbox]

It just could happen. And it's not even near what I'd experience if it was a Christmas break.

[Bobby Bones]

But yeah, hers never got celebrated by her friends at school because it was always during Christmas break.

[Eddie]

They weren't home.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, your mom can't drop off cupcakes.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing.

[Eddie]

Well, it's crazy because we don't think about that stuff because like, yeah, we have birthdays all over the year. Like, I've never thought about this until recently. And he's been our friend for a long, long time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But we don't normally get him a present.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't like get each other presents like that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think you're good there. But don't forget my wife won't forget your. Whatever you do, don't forget my wife. This kind of funny because I don't know. Do you think of Morgan? You don't answer. Do you think of Morgan Is at all Being someone who is absent minded. No, me either. And any. Anyway, let's go to the guys. No, it hurt him and did not say something.

[Eddie]

He's like, in trouble.

[Morgan]

I was trying to think of any examples and I couldn't come up with anything. So I gotta say no.

[Eddie]

Like forgetful.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes. That can work. Very organized, dialed in.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Everybody forgets something occasionally. But not, and I mean this in a totally loving way. Like one time, Amy left a car running for like eight hours. Sometimes Amy forgets things.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I have a diagnosis.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. She's fine.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell him what you did.

[Amy]

So I got out of my Jeep the other day coming into work, and I left the Jeep door open completely. The entire time we were working on the show, the door was just open. Anybody could go into my car and access it. It was just there for the taking. Somebody could have taken my car.

[Bobby Bones]

So she left the door wide open.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Again, there must have been other things happening that dominated your mind that you didn't think about doing that. So it either was like something like, there's a fire in here, not a real one, or you're like getting stuff out of your car or. So what was it that you think took your mind off your normal day to day?

[Amy]

I had so many things in my hand. It was a mixture of both. Right. It's like the holiday season's happening. There's so much going on around you. But also I was carrying so much stuff in my hands that for whatever reason, the fact of, like closing my car door was not on my mind.

[Bobby Bones]

When you went out to it, did you feel like maybe you didn't forget to close it, but maybe somebody had opened it?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I was like, somebody got into my car. Somebody broke into my car. This is how this happens.

[Bobby Bones]

And this is.

[Amy]

And then I opened it. I was like, no, I did that. That was my fault.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything taken?

[Amy]

Nothing taken, but something left.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Love note?

[Morgan]

No, A duck.

[Bobby Bones]

If some dude had been waiting.

[Lunchbox]

Somebody put a duck in there?

[Amy]

Yeah, there was a duck in my. My cup holder.

[Lunchbox]

Did people just carry these ducks around?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, people do. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You have them already? Like, I have 10 in mind that people have left. So if I wanted to give one, I just get one of mine and put it on theirs.

[Lunchbox]

So someone's like, oh, this person left their door open. I'm gonna go inside their car and.

[Bobby Bones]

Put it in and I'm gonna leave the door open. What would have been nice is if they would have put it in and then shut your door.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know if they think that maybe I purposely did that. Like, I forgot something, and I was.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, you were coming right back. Yeah.

[Amy]

And maybe I just, like, left it there on purpose. Cause, like, I know Eddie sometimes leaves his Jeep, like, unlocked. I think that's a thing with Jeep people.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's open.

[Bobby Bones]

Especially if there's no top sometimes, Right?

[Eddie]

It's open. So what's the difference?

[Amy]

Yeah, so. So I don't know if they thought that maybe I just wasn't, but, yeah, they. Instead of, like, leaving it on the door handle, they opened it up, put it on, put it in my little cup holder. A little Santa duck.

[Bobby Bones]

A Santa duk, too.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I'd have shut the door, and then you'd have come back and be like, how'd this duck get in here? But I think that, to me, would have been a better huh? Than, oh, I left my door open for a minute. Somebody might have broken into my truck. But that's still funny. They put a duck in your Jeep. It had been for a guy that he'd been, like, seeing you watching her. Well, I'm not gonna say that, because that sounds creepy, but, like, seeing her and going like, oh, I'd like to talk to her at some point. Like, that had been the perfect opportunity to leave, like, a note. Hey, I think you left your door open, but is your heart open? Yeah, Maybe not that. That's a little too corny, but that had been the move I thought. Yesterday. I walked by Morgan sitting out there in the lobby. We have couches outside of our new build, our new studio. And I saw Morgan sitting there, and I went and sat at my desk, and Morgan kept talking, and her voice was weird, and I was like, why is Morgan talking so funny? And it was somebody who looked just like Morgan, who wasn't Morgan, who maybe thinks, like, I'm the biggest jerk ever. I walked right. I said nothing to them. I walked right by them. I said nothing, and then went and said, I thought it was Morgan, who I sit here and talk with all day. But it was somebody who does sales for Premier.

[Amy]

Yeah, she's on our premiere side, so.

[Bobby Bones]

And I've met her once, and she was super nice. And she has to think now, like, what a jerk never said a word to. I literally thought it was Morgan. Would you guys not thought it was Morgan?

[Eddie]

I thought it was Morgan.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

We have similar hair and just, like, body structure as well. So if you see, like, just only the back, you definitely.

[Eddie]

And that's what we saw.

[Bobby Bones]

I remember thinking that body structure is similar to Morgan's.

[Amy]

Well, I was just trying to help you out.

[Bobby Bones]

Her name's Abby.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, I saw her. She wasn't wearing what Morgan was wearing.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't memorize what Morgan's wearing.

[Lunchbox]

We weren't thinking that was Morgan. She had on, like, a black dress.

[Bobby Bones]

I keep a journal at home. Today. Morgan was wearing, um. So, yeah, didn't say hi. Kind of hate that. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm a jerk.

[Morgan]

I have a question. Is there any chance the person that put the duck in your car is the one that left the door open? Maybe you never left the door open. Like, maybe they just went up and they're like, oh, unlocked. And then they put it in there and then they just left it open. Like, I just thought about. I'm like, wait a minute. Maybe you never left your door open.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would say that's probably not the case is there was a difference in every. In Morgan's routine and that she was carrying all the packages in. So it does make sense that she had to open a door to do all that. If it was same. Same routine every single day. Get out, shut the door, lock it. I would say, yeah, maybe, but I think this lends itself to. You probably left the door open.

[Amy]

Yeah, I do think it's more likely I left the door open.

[Bobby Bones]

That's also a weird thing to open a door. Put a duck in and leave the door open. I think that's what you do for sure, you know, shut the door open.

[Lunchbox]

Like, is there a little camera in the duck?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good point.

[Amy]

Like, might need to check that.

[Bobby Bones]

I did not check that a man's penis turned a bone in an incredibly rare disease.

[Eddie]

Why did I know you were gonna say that when you said a man's paws?

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's me, and you know that. I've secretly told you it was me. A man in his 60s was diagnosed with a rare condition of penile ossification, where calcium builds up in the tissue. Dude never needs a Viagra, just lives it. Hey, four hours, though. Over four hours. You gotta go to the doctor. But you, sir, you're fine. No, it turns his penis into, like, a bone, like, material. Doctors discovered the condition after he mentioned the penile pain, but he declined further treatment. While the exact cause is unclear, it may be linked to peyronie's disease, kidney issues or trauma, and treatments like shockwave therapy or medications. So I guess they're gonna work with him, but, you know, not the best. Don't like it. I wonder if it still works though. I guess he always, always has a bone. Yeah.

[Eddie]

The whole thing is.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's probably uncomfortable.

[Eddie]

Ready to go maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably. Oh, bones.

[Eddie]

It's gotta be uncomfortable.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The whole time.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm saying it's probably in the way more than uncomfortable. I don't know if it hurts him. Cause I don't know if it hurts you guys. That's weird of studying to get that checked out.

[Eddie]

You know, like you just sitting down and getting up and moving around like.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be weird in the way. Yeah. But it doesn't get hurt. I don't know what that. I don't know if it actually hurts, but okay. Scientists claim eating a hot dog could shorten your life by more than a half an hour.

[Eddie]

Oh no.

[Lunchbox]

Half an hour.

[Eddie]

I mean, I've shortened my Life then by 10 years.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you know how they say every cigarette you smoke is shortens by 10 minutes? Yep. They say a hot dog is more than half an hour. Scientists have revealed that eating a hot dog as well as other ultra processed foods could and probably actually shortens your life. Food experts at the University of Michigan wanted to see how much time exactly it shaves off your life expectancy by consuming one hot dog. And they say the results are pretty shocking. So they started the study in 2021. The nutritionist found that eating a hot dog could cost someone an average of 36 minutes. If you drink soda, a full soda, which I guess would be 12 or 16 ounces on the show.

[Eddie]

12 ounces.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Would cost you about 12 minutes.

[Lunchbox]

Minute per ounce.

[Bobby Bones]

As eating the right food can actually add time to your life because it's actually giving your body the nutrients to build fight last longer.

[Eddie]

So if you ate hot dogs and sodas your whole childhood and you eat healthy now. Am I canceling those? That time loss?

[Bobby Bones]

That's a great question. I'll have to call the guy. Same guy did the boner study. Probably busy. Got two news stories.

[Eddie]

It's hurting.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's how it works.

[Lunchbox]

Can't hurt Again.

[Bobby Bones]

Which part?

[Lunchbox]

If you switch up to more nutritious foods that are giving. I mean. Because your cells are turning over.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

That is true. And they are. They're old. Yeah. They're turning over and they're going. And the bad ones are going away.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So there's. There's hope.

[Eddie]

Did you wonder how they did that research? Like how did they do that? The timing.

[Bobby Bones]

My assumption would be something like Amy just mentioned. Right. Over years. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Did somebody just like somebody had to die, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no. It's probably like a cellular. Like they're monitoring cells, healthy cells, how.

[Lunchbox]

Long cells live, the inflammation that comes from the types of foods that we're eating. And then what's carcinogenic, what's not. And hot dogs. I think anything. Like any type of process, sausage type processing situation. I think it's class one carcinogenic.

[Bobby Bones]

Thing about carcinogenic is I like some of them.

[Lunchbox]

I do too.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I like my toast a little burnt.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a carcinogenin.

[Lunchbox]

Something that's causes cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, well, yes. But like, like burnt. Like heavy burnt. Like my charred. No, burnt, burnt, black toast. Well, blackened is not exactly the same thing. I need to look this up. But like, if I burn, if I go to the grill and for some reason I don't clean it. I've only learned this recently. Don't judge me. I burn the crap out of it to get it cooked to the normal amount in the middle. Because they do. There is evidence burnt food can be carcinogenic. I kind of like the taste of burnt chicken. Not fully, but I like it.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

And not the whole thing. So there are some carcinogenics. And I'm like, man, sure wish I.

[Eddie]

Had more of that.

[Bobby Bones]

So then I don't eat three hot dogs that week and have some carcinogenic meat. Okay. When food is cooked at high temperatures, it can produce chemicals called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Oh, those are rough. There is evidence that foods that are burnt can be carcinogenic. And these chemicals have been linked to increased risks of certain types of cancer, including colon, rectal and stomach cancers. So.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Burnt stuff. What do you like? Anything burnt?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Nope. Nope. Nothing burnt? No.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder what the best burnt foods are.

[Eddie]

Like, I like my pizza a little. Like sometimes when I reheat it, I put it in a little oven and it burns the pepperoni around the edges.

[Lunchbox]

I love that it burns the Class 1 car.

[Bobby Bones]

I like burnt corn on the cob.

[Lunchbox]

Does that make it double?

[Bobby Bones]

Like if some of the corn on the cob's burnt, like black. I like that. Marshmallows.

[Eddie]

Oh, you want them burnt?

[Bobby Bones]

Like partially burnt. I don't want the full thing. Total carcinogenic. But you're talking about the same. Also marshmallows. Like, that's probably gonna kill you anyway.

[Eddie]

What is a marshmallow?

[Bobby Bones]

That's probably up there with a hot dog. Unlike. What the crap even is it it's probably the same part of the pig, too, by the way, that they use for the marshmallow and the hot dog.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. There's no strong evidence that eating burnt marshmallows increases the risk of cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

So we are no strong. But is there mild?

[Lunchbox]

Right, But I don't know about the sugar part. I'm just talking about the burnt part.

[Bobby Bones]

Bacon. I like burnt bacon.

[Eddie]

Oh, you want burnt bacon?

[Lunchbox]

That's class one.

[Bobby Bones]

I do like burnt, burnt toast. Some like, somewhat burnt. I like the whole thing burnt, but like my toast a little bit burnt, but yeah. Anyway, hot dogs shorten your life. I'll give you one more. Before we have to go to the show, this Amazon driver was caught on camera stealing a UPS package. What? So dude comes in. I'm assuming it's a dude. Dude comes in to do his thing for Amazon. All right. Dropped off Amazon and take one. Give one, Give one, Take one.

[Eddie]

Is he doing it for the company?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think so, dude. I don't think he's an ambassador.

[Eddie]

I don't think, like, I'll show you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty funny. They have him out to steal all the packages to make everybody else look bad. An Amazon delivery driver in South Carolina is wanted for stealing a UPS package while on the job. According to the Berkeley County Sheriff's Office, surveillance video shows the driver delivering Amazon packages before taking a large UPS box, which contained a $300 ninja slush machine. It's a her. Oh, see, I always think it's a dude. Me, too.

[Eddie]

I assumed.

[Bobby Bones]

I assumed, too. How sexist to me, but not really, because dudes kind of suck more than women suck. So the sheriff's office called it a Grinch, like theft and is asking for the public's help to locate the suspect, who lives in North Charleston and has a prior arrest for assault and drug charges. That's from the state. But if you have prior arrest for assault and drug charges, can you still deliver for Amazon? And if so, I get people show up to my house at midnight drawing off packages, and I don't like that. If you can just, oh, willy nilly, live your life, get in trouble, and then be in people's yards in their front porch without us saying anything about it. That's wild. That's it. All right, we got to go to the show. Thank you, everybody. We're going to do the radio show. So I guess we'll see in a few minutes. When we're done with the radio show, get in a time machine. All right, bye.

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

It'S time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. There's a video going viral of Rihanna geeking out over Mariah Carey, which is kind of fun. It's fun to see somebody super famous geek out over somebody else. Did she get her to sign something?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, an autograph. I think that'd be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is also kind of cool because nobody asks for autographs. Really? If you see somebody that's more like a selfie now. So let's do who would you geek out? You can't ever have met them. It's gotta be somebody newish.

[Lunchbox]

Newish.

[Bobby Bones]

They haven't said a hundred times on the show. Like, I didn't pick David Letterman because I said it a hundred times. So it's got to be somebody because otherwise we're just doing the same bit over and over. So same same situation. Rihanna sees Mariah Carey and geeks out. I forgot mine. Oh, I got it. No, mine just happened. Oh, my God. Okay. Who would you geek out over yours? Just. It just happened. Yeah, I forgot. I was an idiot. I'm an idiot. I don't want to go first, though.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I can.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Well, I don't talk about this one often, but I definitely geek out if I saw Julia Roberts because she's in so many of my favorite movies. So I'll go with her or Jane Fonda because she's got a workout coming Back.

[Bobby Bones]

She's still alive?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yes, I swear. Because she's.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't have to convince us. We have charts to do with shirt. I just.

[Lunchbox]

When you said that she's missing another workout. And it's nostalgic for me because as a kid growing up in the 80s, I remember watching my mom do Jane Fonda workouts and so, I don't know, stay alive. 86 Two people that came to mind to me right away because just nostalgic people for me.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

It's easy, man. Jeff Probst. The more and more I watch Survivor, the more and more I realize if I saw him in person, I would lose it. Lose it. Like, it would be so great.

[Bobby Bones]

More than you lose it already. When you see somebody who's mildly famous and you scream at them and chase them.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Like, this is a big deal.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he, like, assault him then.

[Morgan]

I mean, the fact of, like when people get on that beach and they freak out, like, watch it, like, oh, my gosh, Jeff Probst is right there. Like, even if I didn't see him on the beach, if I just saw him, you know, walking down the street, I'd.

[Bobby Bones]

But what would you do if Jeff Probst walking down the street and you're walking down the street, I would run.

[Morgan]

Up like, Jeff freakin Pros. Look at me. Hey, do. Do you need me on Survivor? Do you need me on Survivor?

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go. And what do you think? What would be the best outcome from that in your mind?

[Morgan]

He'd probably be like, you know what? We need someone like you. Like, he would just feel my energy.

[Bobby Bones]

So your best outcome is he'd actually put you on Survivor.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. What do we think would happen if that happened in real life?

[Eddie]

Hey, thanks, man. And then move on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Doing a picture.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But who knows? You could be right.

[Morgan]

You never know.

[Bobby Bones]

That's one thing I learned.

[Morgan]

I mean, they find people at the mall all the time. Why wouldn't they find they don't do.

[Bobby Bones]

It all the time? But because when it does happen, it's a big story. So I wouldn't say it's an all the time thing, but it does happen sometimes.

[Morgan]

I mean, they have to cast people that way. People have to go up to Probst and he has to see them and say, you know what? We should put them on Survivor.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Probst is a lot of the casting, they have a whole crew for that.

[Morgan]

But he knows what makes a good contestant too.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably that's Cool, though. I like it. Jeff Probst. Morgan.

[Amy]

Mine would be Robert Downey Jr. Because he's iron man and I am obsessed with all things Marvel. I mean, really, I can meet any Avenger and I'd geek out, But Robert Downey Jr. Is the beginning of all of the Avengers. So meeting him would just be iconic.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

So, like, Bobby Lee's been on my TikTok for the last year, and I think he's so funny. Like, he's just new to me, even though he's been around for a long time. I think he did, like, mad TV back in the day or something, but I wasn't really a fan. But now that he's in my algorithm and I see him every day, dude, I would freak out if I saw him.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be a pretty cool one.

[Eddie]

And I think, like, we have the same kind of sense of humor. Like, we're silly. We be, like, messing around with each other. Like, you're crazy. You're crazy.

[Lunchbox]

You think you're as funny as you're like that.

[Bobby Bones]

That level.

[Eddie]

Maybe not as funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I didn't know if you're like, we're the same.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because he's really funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Fair enough. Yeah. He's a professional comedian.

[Morgan]

Eddie, you sound delicious. You're silly. I mean, that's really funny.

[Bobby Bones]

You're silly. With. With Ray, it's. It literally could be anybody, Anybody, Anybody. Ray always in my music playlist. I've never said this person before, but her song comes up every time I go for a run. Sabrina Carpenter.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

When does Ray go for runs?

[Bobby Bones]

Small runs. How small? How often to the grocery store? Half mile and mile. Just around my block and I'm done. I'm good after five minutes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's good. I mean, good for you, man. It's great. I just never heard you talk about your runs just on your weights and.

[Bobby Bones]

It'S like she comes up, so you have to. But you have to pick her to play her. No, I play other people. And then the algorithm will just throw her on there. So you're just saying in the one block that you run every single time they play Sabrina. She has a beautiful voice. No, no, that wasn't the question. I agree. But in the one block that you run every single time randomly, Sabrina Carpenter comes up. There's a pre music session and there's a post music session. So yes, within 20 minutes, I hear one of her songs. You pre and post a one block run? Yeah. You do more on the pre and post than you do the actual workout. Scuba Steve. Who would it be for?

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Me, I had one for a long time, but he passed away. DMX would be a cool one. I'd freak out. Especially freak out now because he's dead and if I saw him. Well, yeah, Coolio was another one. He passed away.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

I think it'd have to be. If I'm looking at living, I would go with Shaquille O'Neal or Penny Hardaway. I would absolutely lose it.

[Bobby Bones]

So either hip hop or, like, guys from when you were a kid in your town.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're from Orlando.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Orlando. So they're very, very big to me as a child growing up and seeing them now, I've never met him in person, so I would lose it.

[Morgan]

I'm glad you picked six.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the other one were dead.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Yeah, I was kind of. I was going through it in my head. I'm like. I wasn't prepared for it, so I'm just rolling through my.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't have somebody. You guys at least knew I was about to ask that question.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So no need to be haters, everybody. Exactly. Dude. Merry Christmas.

[Eddie]

That was just Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Happy New Year.

[Eddie]

Penny Hardaway, though. He's like, coach at Memphis, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

I've been thinking about that.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

I was like, I want to go.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't think about that. No, no, no, no. Just drive to Memphis and go to his office. No, no, don't listen to that. No, no. You just don't show up at the office.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

I was going to go to a game and get like, like front row seats and wear like, all magic gear and, like, Penny shoes and stuff and see if he noticed.

[Bobby Bones]

I also wouldn't do that.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Can't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

You can do whatever, but to do something big just to see if another dude notices you feels weird.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

So that would be cool to wear a Penny jersey and shoes.

[Bobby Bones]

You felt like that would be fun for you, for your sake. Absolutely. But if you're doing it to get noticed by him, that he comes over and then is like, wow, probably not going to happen. But if you're doing it for you, fine. There's no judgment there for me. Do whatever makes you feel good.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

I think it would stand up because everyone's wearing Memphis gear and everyone's there for the school, and I'm only there for Penny Hardaway.

[Bobby Bones]

You know why? Why? Because it's in Memphis and it's the school. Yeah.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

But I'm there for Penny, though.

[Eddie]

You know how, like, Rudy went up to the coach's office and just walked in At Notre Dame. He can do that at Memphis.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that was like 1980 now or 70 or 60 or something like that. Yeah. Mike, do you have. What about you? I would go, Tom DeLonge from Blink 182. They're my favorite band growing up. Reason I started playing guitar, I wanted to dress like him, be like him.

[Eddie]

That would be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

So I was doing an interview a couple days ago with my favorite football player as a kid when I was growing up. And his name is Boomer Assisan. He's left handed, played for the Bengals. And you know, I was never a quarterback in high school or anything, but like Pee wee in junior high I was quarterback as left handed. And the first I got on with him and I was like, hey, I just want you to know you're my favorite quarterback ever, my whole life. And I was left handed like you. And it's like the coolest thing because I always never got to talk to my favorite player. I did the whole thing as a little too much. And at the end I think he was nice and stuff, but at the end he was like, that's cool.

[Eddie]

He gets it all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well, I just like, I'm an adult man, though. I'm 44, you know, and it's like it was just. I just poured it on a. Look, I didn't mean to. That's. That's the thing. Like, it wasn't on purpose. I didn't. I just kept going and then it was just my. Oh, cool. And so then I was like, so anyway, let's break down that.

[Eddie]

Moving on.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like an adult man. I felt weird.

[Eddie]

But what's cool with you though is you have a chance that they might know who you are. Like us. Zero chance that any of those people know who we are. So, like, have you ever met someone where you're like, hey, I'm a big fan. They're just like, dude, I know who you are.

[Bobby Bones]

You're by your own Steve Young.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That was a cool one. Because I was like, Mr. Young. He was like, dude, I listen to you every morning. Steve Young used to play for the 49ers. Occasionally that happens, but not really. Boomer didn't do that.

[Eddie]

No, he didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. No, I had no idea. He's like, okay, so, Billy, here's the thing. That's.

[Eddie]

Bobby's hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. Good job. Good deal. My dogs. It's kind of awkward this morning because when I wake up in the morning, I have my routine, as we all do. And wake up, brush my teeth, go to kids and I let the dogs out of their room. They have a room they stay in. It's like the mud room, whatever that has a dog door. But I shut the dog door at night. They know time to get up. I get up early, open the door, they go out, use the bathroom, they come back in. When they come back in, their food is there and ready to go because I'll get that while they're out using the bathroom. I felt really bad this morning because I was not allowed to give them food. And they both were like, what the f. They just stared at me because there's no food. And they just walked around staring at me the whole morning because they had to go and they had to both be put under to get their teeth cleaned. We've never done this before, but apparently we don't brush our dog's teeth. And our vet Josie's like, it's really bad. And like if you don't then get the vet to do it, like they'll rot and they'll have teeth. So that's. So I couldn't feed them for that this morning. And I felt like they were just looking at me sad and it made me sad. I can't. I've been thinking about it all morning. I couldn't feed the dogs.

[Eddie]

It's tough love, man. You got to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

As a parent, I still think we need like a one day a week for five minutes to communicate with our animal. If we could just have that invention no more. But I said be like, I'm not forgetting that you need to eat. Yeah, but you're getting your teeth clean today. And then they'd be like, what are teeth? And I'm like, we're out of time. So then it'd be over. But that was the morning. And then also my stomach is kind of killing me again. This is self inflicted. We had a friend that had a birthday party and he had pizza. I went to a pizza place and the doctor was like, don't eat cheese, don't eat a lot of this stuff. But it was his birthday party.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but you have an ailment. Like a legit.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. So I didn't eat a bunch of pizza. What I did is I take a bite off of. Because I order the pizza, I take a bite off of it and leave the crust. So I had a few of those piles of crust, but it absolutely has annihilated me.

[Lunchbox]

So you didn't eat the crust, but you ate the grass?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't eat the crust. But not all of it, though. I just take a bite, a big bite off the thing so it looked like I was part of the.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I get that.

[Bobby Bones]

Pizza eating group.

[Eddie]

I did notice you left all your crust there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And, like, crust was still, like, stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Good stuff on it.

[Bobby Bones]

It is killing me. And I can't even call. I don't even want to call the doctor and be like, I'm hurting again. Oh, I wonder what happened. Should we. You know what happened? Freaking pizza. Like, four big bites of pizza. And then I ate wings. But that was on the front side. There's no cheese on wings. No, no, no.

[Eddie]

You're good with wings.

[Lunchbox]

Did you have cake?

[Morgan]

Unless you had blue cheese.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. Did you dip?

[Morgan]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Ranch dairy.

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I think about that. It's a good point. Good point. On the ranch. Never thought about that.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sure we could find other things.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because everything I ate, Eddie's all. I had. No cake.

[Eddie]

Fried pickles with ranch.

[Lunchbox]

You had fried pickles? Bones, that's totally fine, but only a few.

[Bobby Bones]

Only a few.

[Eddie]

He's like a child.

[Lunchbox]

I say you do enjoy it.

[Bobby Bones]

I love.

[Lunchbox]

Pickles are good, but if you have a tear in your stomach, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm the one that brought that. I told you ordered those, too, dude. How am I doing? Shut up. Hey, shut up. Hey, how about this? How about this? Shut up.

[Eddie]

You got it.

[Lunchbox]

He goes, I just ate, like, a couple bites and pizza Eddie saw it all. And Eddie's like, now he's starting to realize everything.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Yeah, I did have a few fried pickles, but I was trying to find things that weren't milk. What about a fried pickles milk?

[Lunchbox]

You dipped it in ranch.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that I did. Because I like my fried pickles and honey mustard. And I didn't order honey mustard.

[Eddie]

Let me tell you what you did.

[Lunchbox]

You just ate fried pickles.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't. I want you to shut. I want you to keep your mouth shut. Go ahead, tell us.

[Lunchbox]

Tell him.

[Bobby Bones]

But I did it all to myself. As my plan.

[Lunchbox]

I know. And you're owning it. That's the first step.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the last step because I can't do anything.

[Lunchbox]

No, the first step in this whole.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, you and the last step, because I'm about to die.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Eddie]

That bad?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I'm about to die.

[Lunchbox]

Well, then we should go.

[Morgan]

No, we better get out of here.

[Lunchbox]

Call the doctor.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I will not. Because they'll be like, what happened?

[Lunchbox]

You're about to die. Like, you need to go to the bathroom.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? No, I will die before I tell my doctor. My wife knew, though. I got home and she was like, what'd you eat? Because she knew where we were going. And she was like, not the best environment for you with your. The infection in your stomach and your stomach lining. And I was like, I know, but I didn't pick the place. I'm not gonna say no to a birthday party and I'll just find something to eat. And I got back, she goes, did you find any salads on there? I was like, they didn't have any salads. And she's like, there's no chance in having any salads. I didn't see a single salad. And I said, I had some vegetables. And she was like, what vegetable? I said, pickles. She goes, so they've been fried? I said, yep. And she was like, okay, but at least it wasn't milk. And then I posted a picture on Instagram of two full pizzas like an idiot.

[Eddie]

That's where you messed up.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I wasn't trying to hide it, but I wasn't thinking about it. Because then she was like, I saw your pizzas, you know, probably had a piece, huh? Let's be honest. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was, you know, it's gonna kill you. I was like, I know, self inflicted. And she was like, all right, Is that it? I had some wings. And she was like, oh, my God. And so I tried last night. I was hurting so bad. And I said, I'm hurting, but it's my fault. Please do not give me any sympathy. And she did not.

[Lunchbox]

And we won't either.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I don't want that. No, I would like that here I have to come here for.

[Eddie]

But you want us to be sympathetic.

[Bobby Bones]

It would hurt.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Wouldn't hurt.

[Eddie]

I'm sorry, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it wouldn't have happened at all if I didn't have a ripped stomach lining and got an affection a prior. Right?

[Lunchbox]

That's right. The sooner it heals, the sooner you can enjoy that stuff. And it won't hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Never again.

[Eddie]

And how selfish of our friend to have a party at a pizza place when clearly he knows you're going through some stomach stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he didn't really know about the place, though. It was a half surprise.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And also, I don't want somebody changing up their birthday party because I have freaking.

[Eddie]

I'm just trying to be sympathetic.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you're not. You're trying to tell on me for something else. I don't even remember it. I don't want to know.

[Eddie]

I stopped doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm not telling. I did. I forgot about the fried pickles. I did have, like, six of those. Those are good. Fried pickles are awesome.

[Eddie]

They're so good.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, not long, but, like sliced and then in honey mustard. I like to have some now. Maybe I get some now or some on Uber Eats. Oh, you guys look over and I'm elbows deep. But yeah, so that's. The stomach thing's killing me. I hate it. But. But by the time we get back from break, which we're here tomorrow, I have my best stomach you ever seen. I'm gonna walk in. You guys will be like, dang, that is a lot. That's a. That's a fine looking stomach lining. That's my goal. That and scratch offs. 20, 25.

[Eddie]

Can't wait.

[Bobby Bones]

Which, by the way, I need to get Abby and Kevin, if you guys don't mind. Would you come in here for one second, please? Would you kick off Kevin coming here for one second, please?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I need to have a talk. They both have really important jobs on this show, and they both work out of the studio. Abby works in the glass room. Kevin works in the back audio room. He does have a screen, though, so he has a visual of what's happening in the studio. So he comes down the hall and he'll be in here. So. Okay, thank you. Could you guys hear a Scooby there? Did I just. I hear him.

[Eddie]

Just you.

[Morgan]

Just you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. It's hard to know whenever you guys can hear what he's saying.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we know. Because you talk, it looks like you're talking to yourself.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, come on in, Kevin, come in. Abby, come in. I want to have an open, open dialogue with you.

[Eddie]

Want him on the stage.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there's only one chair, guys.

[Morgan]

Go share that chair, lady.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to share the chair. Just. Just. You can stand there. Whatever. I'd like to talk to both of you for a second. You can just grab the mic. Yeah, just there. So both of you are very important to the show in ways that I think our listeners don't even understand, which I understand and I appreciate. Abby, can you. Would you mind accepting that compliment? Okay. Oh, your mic's not on yet, but it will turn it on. Oh, Kevin's getting a mic, too. Oh, party's all here. You turning the mic? Kevin, plug into that guest on your desk.

[Lunchbox]

Can you hear me?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I can hear you now. Oh, cool. This is me. Really awkward.

[Eddie]

Good, you can move that mic stand, Abby. So it's on your way.

[Bobby Bones]

Kevin, will you test your mic?

[I]

One, two, chicken.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby, would you mind defining your job, just in general, all the things you.

[Lunchbox]

Do here are the podcast network.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. I mean, just say here during the show, but you do. You can do. Say whatever you want, but go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. For the show, I answer the phones. I do, like, a rundown with everything we talk about. Like the highlights, I find news stories, do find, tell me something good stories, edit news. And then for, like, the podcast network, I like, edit audio, help when, like, episodes need to be recorded for get real and Dr. Josey's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You produce shows? Yes. Yeah. Kevin, what would you define your job? Your whatever you do here?

[I]

For the radio show, it's spots and liners, big thing.

[Bobby Bones]

What's that mean?

[I]

Mean, all the commercials that you cut, that you record, what do you do with those? I type them all up, I clean them all up.

[Bobby Bones]

And then after I record them, like.

[I]

And then you record them and I go through, edit them, add it, add music beds, produce some stuff with them, send those off to a client, scuba some other people, and then do the night show. When your night shows that are international, put that together, send that off each day and do content clips. So pull stuff from each show each day, send it to Abby, send it to our affiliates so they can play it that day. And then a lot of the podcast stuff I do with you is mainly sports with 25 whistles producing. And then the Bobby cast, I produce that show each week as well. I do the title description stuff, send it off to Mike and everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's a lot of things they both do here. They're both very important to the. To the network, to the system. Now, the problem is they don't let us have interns. And so when I have to ask one of them to do, like, Abby, would you mind eating this? I. I hate doing it, right. Abby, can you see it in my eyes when I hate doing it?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I can tell.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, Kevin, if I'm like, dude, would you mind running down to the grocery store down. Grabbing this? I hate, you know, I hate doing it, right? Oh, yeah. I hate it.

[I]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would just like to acknowledge, first of all, that I hate doing it, but I don't really have any other options.

[Lunchbox]

Somebody's gotta do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody's gotta do it. And I don't. I never. I don't even go to the bathroom. I don't even leave my Desk. Because if we have two minutes off, I'm usually recording something in that two minutes. If it's a commercial, whatever. Who's the lowest on the totem pole between you two? Probably me.

[Lunchbox]

Cause it's like, is it by time?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, it's just in general. Like, I need to know. Because again, they're very high on the totem pole. Everybody here has such important jobs, but somebody, if I like, need. The other day, like, if it's like, Abby, I tried to do it too. The other day I did something. I got lost in the building because I'm stupid, but I tried. And then I was like, okay. Well, not only was that I was kind of three minutes behind, and I was like, abby, I tried out of respect for you, but there's just something. Who. If it's like, I need to have something that helps me to help the show, who do I ask to do it first?

[I]

I would say me. Because Abby's part of the radio show. Like, she's actually in the classroom and she answers the phones. Like she can't just leave during the live show and go get you something or whatever it might be.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel insulted if I'm like, kevin, would you mind going down to the grocery store and grabbing something?

[I]

No. Cause you usually preface it like, hey, I hate doing this, but I do hate it.

[Bobby Bones]

I do it. I hate it every time.

[I]

And then you always say, you can grab yourself something too. So I get a free food or drinks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that makes me feel good. Cause then love it. If that is an understood, great.

[Eddie]

Can we take turns?

[Bobby Bones]

You want to do it now too?

[Eddie]

Yeah, next time I get a little sixer.

[Bobby Bones]

Keep the change.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

I need one of you two. Exactly. And so. But Kevin's like, say him, but I know there's stuff to do. I need to give one of you two money to go. Because as soon as the new year hits, I want to do one. Maybe even tomorrow before we leave, I need some like 20 or $50 scratch offs at the gas station across the street. And that includes somebody going down and buying them and coming all the way back up. That's out of the building. Right. So it's like, who wants to be in charge of that job?

[Lunchbox]

I can do that.

[Bobby Bones]

You do think? Okay, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

If I can keep one of the tickets and if it's a big winner, it's mine. I'm just kidding.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so I'll do it though. Okay, let me. So if I give you money now, can you run now? Yeah, because. Because this is going to Be my resolution. And I want to get at least one or two before we even leave for the break because my goal is one. Over $1,000 on a scratch off. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Nobody has to get into a car and go anywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

But again, I hate asking them.

[Lunchbox]

I'll just run across the street.

[Morgan]

That is a day station, Abby.

[Lunchbox]

It is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[I]

They play the opera music there. In the middle of the night. They play opera music.

[Bobby Bones]

Opera, opera.

[Morgan]

To keep the homeless people away.

[I]

Oh, they keep homeless.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so here is $300. Whoa. Go and buy. I don't know what they have.

[Morgan]

Abby. I'll go with you.

[Bobby Bones]

If they have $50 ones, get six of them. If they have. If whatever their biggest one is, max out the 300 and then bring it back, please. You have your key and everything. Thank you for being a team player. I just wanted to acknowledge publicly I respect both of you very much. Both integral to this whole organization. But we don't get to have interns because that's what I would send an intern to do.

[Eddie]

So what was the consensus? Who's the lowest?

[Bobby Bones]

Kevin took the blame, which meant it's not him. Oh, you know what I mean? You ever hear the story in the Bible? Which one cut the baby in half?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He chose. He said, cut me in half. His baby. And I'm like, well, you must love the baby.

[I]

That was me.

[Eddie]

The baby.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Thank you, Kevin. Thank you. Kevin got engaged. Do you know that, Amy?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I sent him a congrats text.

[I]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you did.

[I]

After a couple days.

[Morgan]

Oh, man.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Cuz I realized I missed it, but I. But did anybody else text you?

[I]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby, Mike, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Perfect. So we all did.

[I]

Yeah. Yeah, you all did.

[Lunchbox]

Who didn't?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[I]

The best part about you though was it was like on a Tuesday after and it happened on a Friday. And you're like, I randomly. Like one o'clock in the afternoon. I just realized I've seen you the last two days and haven't said congrats. Congratulations.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Because I felt bad that I had just. I'd seen you and talked to you and then it hit me. I was like, oh my gosh, I forgot he got engaged. I couldn't believe I didn't see anything.

[Morgan]

Everyone here, I saw some sadness in the studio right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Did lunchbox get detects you?

[I]

No, because he doesn't have social media.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, he does.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, he doesn't text like social media.

[Morgan]

I don't know. I have no idea what is. I would have no idea what his social media is.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we. I guess a text is not social media.

[Morgan]

No, I wouldn't see his Instagram.

[Lunchbox]

That's how we knew.

[I]

Yeah, that's how you guys all knew.

[Morgan]

Like I said congratulations to him in person. Like, I was like, dude, how'd it go?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, okay. That counts. Yeah, he did.

[I]

Morgan, everyone said congrats. Some people text me the day question.

[Morgan]

Certain people, how did they sound when they said congrats? Was like congrats.

[Bobby Bones]

Who are you talking about? Yeah, man.

[Morgan]

I always felt that Morgan had a thing for Kevin starting stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

You just got engaged. That's so stupid. All right, thanks, Kevin.

[I]

All right, see you guys. Thank you.

[Morgan]

All right, so I said there was some sadness in the studio, I believe.

[Bobby Bones]

There was no sadness. Kevin, was I not one of the.

[Amy]

First ones who comment on your guys's post and was like, oh my God.

[I]

You don't need to get to know her.

[Bobby Bones]

Just says crap.

[Morgan]

And that's one of the first because she's always looking at your social media.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, bye. Bye. I'm always looking at social media. His give me voicemail number one. Ray, I was calling to see if maybe I can get some ideas for a stocking stuffer for my wife. I think it'd be kind of hard for me to ask for your guys.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Input as far as what I should get.

[Bobby Bones]

So maybe I thought I. I can just ask each of you, what would you want in your stocking stuffer and I can try to get some ideas from that. Let me know. Amy, do you want to actually try to help him?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I would want eye patches. You can get some on Amazon.

[Bobby Bones]

Get her hooked for her hand too.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no, no. The ones that are just for your under eyes and then you can put a box again, you can just order them. Look for reviews. As you're a guy, you can find out which ones people like.

[Eddie]

They're called eye patches.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, just like eye patches that go under the eye.

[Bobby Bones]

They look like football when a player puts them under. Oh yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I would love that sort of stuff in my stocking or any kind of like lip gloss or I love carrying those little aquaphor things. Just little. Any little treat that you know, she likes so she doesn't buy it. Like she likes a particular gum or snack. It depends what she. She likes cherry flavored and stuff. This is where he needs to do a little pull open up the drawer in their bathroom and see like what things she has that she, you know, she likes or what she keeps in her purse. And those are just little things that we love having extra of and we don't always buy them for ourselves.

[Eddie]

What about.

[Coca Cola Voiceover]

Go ahead.

[Eddie]

What about something very practical? Like.

[Lunchbox]

That is practical.

[Eddie]

Whatever. You know, they need time of the month.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

You're gonna get tampons in our stocking.

[Lunchbox]

You talk about things that they need.

[Eddie]

Lip balm is the same thing.

[Lunchbox]

No, stop. It's not the same thing.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't need lip balm.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It's just fun to have the lip balm. You need tampons.

[Eddie]

It's just weird that stocking stuffers have become toiletries.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what I mean.

[Eddie]

Well, you just said, like, toothbrushes.

[Lunchbox]

That's what my kids want. I am like, okay somehow.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's your wife. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Also, no, it's definitely weird. I'm just asking because the list of lip balm and all that stuff is kind of like, would you.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want Preparation H in yours or something?

[Eddie]

I don't use that if I needed it.

[Bobby Bones]

How about that? You just get it and put it under the cabinet.

[Eddie]

Let me ask you this. This is a legit question.

[Lunchbox]

But I mean, also, I don't want her to, like, look at it and be like, do you think that my under eyes are dark or bag? Like that is. I think that would be okay. Good.

[Morgan]

Why do you get lottery tickets?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's a fun. I'm about to have mine now.

[Lunchbox]

Like, what are you gonna put in Caitlin's stocking this year? Do you do a stocking?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

You don't do a stocking?

[Eddie]

You don't do a stocking for her?

[Bobby Bones]

A stocking? No, I just freaking get her a ton of gifts.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but Santa doesn't go to your house.

[Lunchbox]

You should fill up the stocking.

[Bobby Bones]

We go to her parents house. They do stockings for, like, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you're lucky.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So I'm good. Yeah. No, guys, don't tell me what to do.

[Eddie]

No, we're just worried that if you did it at home.

[Bobby Bones]

We do our Christmas tradition. Fried pickles.

[Lunchbox]

Mm. Pizza.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, I had a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Eddie]

So, like, you know, you go to the mall and you get, like, sample colognes. They're free, like, in a little test tube.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Could you give that as a gift.

[Lunchbox]

Even though it's free as a gift or in a stocking?

[Bobby Bones]

Wife. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, say she's mentioned a perfume that she likes, but it's really expensive.

[Bobby Bones]

You can. You could put it in a stocking. Yes, but I don't think you're gonna get the credit. You think you're gonna get for it.

[Eddie]

Not like I listened to you and I. I heard you and I went to the mall and got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Then why not just get it?

[Lunchbox]

You didn't get it. You got the sample.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, it's too expensive too.

[Eddie]

But the sample's free. Just go ask for a sample and go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Go for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Let us know how it goes. I think that's fine. I think it's fine. I think.

[Lunchbox]

Wrap it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrap it up with a big bow that goes. You'll never believe what's in here.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're setting me up for something bad.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we're not. You could be right.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, put that. Just do. Do like a little box with tampons. Sample perfumes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Hearing that back is stupid.

[Lunchbox]

Let us know how it goes.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to ask you guys a question. I got this text and it's from one of those five digit numbers. So like it says I'm afraid to click it. I might. I am not. I'm not going to click it. I would like for one of you. If I send you the link, I want one of you guys to click.

[Lunchbox]

No way. Crazy.

[Eddie]

You pay lunchbox. Somebody will do it.

[Bobby Bones]

It says, hey Bobby, it's Mary Jane and Luke. It's getting real. Pencil us in. And there's a wedding. It says click here. And then it says to unsubscribe from Mary Jo and Luke's wedding text, hit this right. So it feels somewhat. It feels legitimate and I didn't respond. And it says, hey Bobby, it's Mary Jane and Luke. We're planning our wedding and need your details. Share them with us below in the link. I didn't respond again. I'm sure it's like where to send the invitation. Then I hear. Then I hear. It is again. Hey Bobby, it's Mary Jane and Luke. This is days later. We're planning our wedding. We need your address. Share it with us using the link below. Thank you. I don't know a Mary Jane and Luke. Unless you guys remind me. Now that I know a Mary Jane and Luke, let's Google it. Do we know.

[Morgan]

Do I know Mary Jane and Luke? This one. They got married July 15th in Platteville, Wisconsin.

[Lunchbox]

Well, might be different. Mary. Like maybe I. Mary Jane or Joe.

[Bobby Bones]

Mary Jane. Huh? Mary Jane.

[Lunchbox]

Mary Jane.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't even know how I'd know. But I'd probably know Luke.

[Eddie]

There are a lot of Lukes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, bones.

[Amy]

Like what about songwriters scam on this? Just on like a Google search from.

[Bobby Bones]

The five Digit, though.

[Amy]

I don't think it is. I'll click it on my computer.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I send you the link?

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't think it is. Well, it's my work computer, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I agree with that. Morgan, Let her rip. Okay, let me text it to you.

[Morgan]

But then they're gonna get in all our social media accounts.

[Amy]

No, those are all it does send to.

[Bobby Bones]

Best wedding website. It isn't a wedding website.

[Amy]

I think it is. I think it's legit.

[Bobby Bones]

It.

[Amy]

Oh yeah.

[Lunchbox]

From Oklahoma. This must be Caitlin's family. Because I. I can. I'm looking.

[Bobby Bones]

I need to see their pictures.

[Morgan]

There is no.

[Bobby Bones]

It just.

[Amy]

It just wants like. It is the knot. So it's an official one.

[Bobby Bones]

I do know that. Yes. He just. He just went to Ole Miss.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He just left Portal.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Muldrow, Oklahoma.

[Bobby Bones]

That's so funny. So.

[Lunchbox]

So it's legit.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's.

[Eddie]

Oh, that guy. Oh, I got you. I got you. I know who it is.

[Bobby Bones]

So he's big. Almost five star recruit at Oklahoma Families. Caitlyn's family knows his family came to Arkansas. Just transferred from Arkansas to Ole Miss.

[Eddie]

And he's getting married.

[Bobby Bones]

Portal and he's getting married.

[Lunchbox]

That's May 17th.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's all. That's all known. I mean, I don't know if that part's known.

[Lunchbox]

It's. I. There's no reason I should have access to this information.

[Morgan]

149 days to go.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know, but like, I don't know if they. People know where they're getting married. It's maybe on the page, but people don't have the page. They don't have the link. Okay, how did you find it?

[Lunchbox]

Googled Mary Jane and Luke wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

You did?

[Lunchbox]

And it's on the knot dot com.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good then. Good. I was just being a little. Little.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I totally get it. I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. I'll be like, why did you go to Ole Miss? But then I'd be like, I probably know why they're gone too. If they offer me a good amount of money. Oh, that makes sense.

[Eddie]

But. But that is like. You have to be safe with that stuff, man. Like, it's just sucks that you can't.

[Bobby Bones]

Just click on something I also don't like. I guess I could just buy it. Buy a gift and send it. Huh? But I don't know him well enough to. That's also a thing too. I was like, I don't know. Somebody super close to. I'd be like, I'd Go to their wedding.

[Eddie]

What does he need for football?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I'm just looking like. I wouldn't buy football. Screw football. Hope the Ole Miss loses every game.

[Eddie]

Oh, right.

[Lunchbox]

Are you looking at their registry?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I just sent them the registry. I'm gonna say. Yeah, so something like spoiled cheese and not. And mix it.

[Eddie]

You get them six.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Eat this on the first day of the season.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so this what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna send a gift.

[Lunchbox]

Get him that. Dyson.

[Eddie]

Dyson.

[Bobby Bones]

Cause I'm not gonna take it on her that he left Arkansas. Not her fault. She still goes to Arkansas.

[Eddie]

Oh, she does?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, as far as I know. Okay, that's cool. I'll do. So I can click the link, though. We're good on that. Morgan, you're safe.

[Amy]

It's the knot.

[Bobby Bones]

Golly. Abby. Back. What you get? Come on back in. We'll do this and we'll wrap.

[Lunchbox]

I was running.

[Morgan]

Not very fast.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's. That was actually quick. Thank you, Abby. So we have $50 ones? Yeah. Okay. I'll do one today. Thank you, Abby. Dude, what if I hit the first like.

[Morgan]

Well, this. This wouldn't even count because it's not the new year, so it wouldn't count.

[Bobby Bones]

But it. What the goal is just to win over a thousand dollars on a scratch off.

[Morgan]

So it would count and then you quit, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

If I went over a thousand, I'm good.

[Eddie]

You're quitting?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm good. That was. That was the whole thing. Maybe. I have a quarter.

[Eddie]

I have a coin.

[Bobby Bones]

Some coins aren't as good as others, though. Like, pennies suck at scratch offs.

[Eddie]

Mine is a silver. It's like a silver dollar.

[Bobby Bones]

Until you buy it, I don't trust it's real. Oh, holy crap. That is a big one. Okay.

[Eddie]

Real silver too.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that is like.

[Eddie]

Dr. Laurie appraised that for me.

[Bobby Bones]

How much is that worth?

[Eddie]

Not much. But that's just because the price of gold. Silver isn't that much. But it's going up. I read an article.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, the first one. Get a 100 symbol, win 100 bucks. All right, we got a moon. That's not a winner.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Get a 500 symbol and 500 bucks. Okay, we got a lock. That ain't a winner. Get a thousand dollar symbol, win $1,000.

[Eddie]

Let's see if I can get a camera.

[Bobby Bones]

We got a top hat. That ain't a winner. Get a 5,000. Oh, please let me win this one. No good. All right, Amy, is there any story you want to tell while I do.

[Lunchbox]

This, like, about what?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't give a crap.

[Lunchbox]

Hmm. Yeah, I could probably tell a story.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to go with this.

[Lunchbox]

I just taught Morgan a tip for if you're ever shopping at Whole Foods. I know that they're not everywhere across the country, but ever since Amazon bought them. Did you know that on your phone, if you pull up your Amazon app, if you're a prime member, you can scan the QR code when you're checking out and you'll get things at way better prices? Because Morgan was like, oh, I love being above Whole Foods, but it's just so expensive. And I said, well, do you use your Amazon QR code? And she's like, what are you talking about? And I thought everybody just knew. So heads up. If you're ever shopping at Amazon, you can get. I mean, sometimes I get $2 off an item or something just because my QR card.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Lunchbox]

You know. Did you know that?

[Bobby Bones]

I did not. So far, I've got two lines down, no winners, six to go. Thank you for that story. Pro Tip Lunchbox. You have any short story you want to share?

[Morgan]

Yeah. Oh, you okay, Morgan?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Morgan]

Morgan was about to choke to death.

[Bobby Bones]

I think she just sneezed.

[Amy]

I was trying to hold it, sneeze. And he called me out.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Morgan]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Almost done. When I'm almost done, there's no story.

[Morgan]

I don't really have a good story, but Survivor finished last night. Man, it was a good season.

[Bobby Bones]

Survivor spoiling it?

[Morgan]

No, I just said it was a good season. Survivor 47. That's it. I enjoyed it. I thought the cast was good. There was a good group of characters. It was. Gameplay was fun and it was. It was a good season. I stayed up till midnight to watch it.

[Bobby Bones]

You did?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't live, though, was it?

[Morgan]

No, it wasn't live. It's just. I had a soccer game at 9:45, and so I got.

[Bobby Bones]

It was worth it to stay up at midnight to watch it.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. Because I didn't want to chance it that I'd see it online somewhere. So I watched the first half, then my wife finished it when I left for my soccer game. And then when I got home, she had rewound it to the part where we stopped, where I left. And then I watched it from there.

[Bobby Bones]

I got two lines left. I have no winners yet.

[Morgan]

And so, yeah. Good season, man. I'm gonna miss it.

[Eddie]

It's a lot of numbers.

[Bobby Bones]

It's $50 ticket. Dude, you better entertain me for a minute.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I got a camera on it too. But you're left handed, so your left hand is covering the camera.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we have one. We have five different cameras. Here we go. One. 31 not a match. 11 not a match. 49 not a match. And 24 not a match. I do not think I won.

[Eddie]

You skipped one right in the middle.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I did skip one.

[Eddie]

I was like, why did you skip that? Oh, that's the winner.

[Bobby Bones]

39 on a match. Would you mind taking a look at this, make sure I win? Okay, so far.

[Morgan]

Hey, that's too bad, man.

[Bobby Bones]

New Year's resolution.

[Eddie]

That's just one ticket.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just one. I'll do all these a week at a time.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe I'll do one tomorrow though, before we leave. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Eddie, here's your coin.

[Eddie]

Oh, thank you.

[Morgan]

Hey, you're just going to have to get back to tomorrow, so you might as well just leave it over there.

[Eddie]

Isn't that cool?

[Morgan]

We didn't hear anything.

[Eddie]

You didn't hear that.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you, guys. Have a great day and we will see you on tomorrow's show. Tomorrow's show, we will do the by bone show to 12 Days of Christmas, which is a nightmare. And it's fun, though. Yeah, last year it took us like 20 times to do it. Yeah, we'll see you guys then. Bye, everybody.

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[Bobby Bones]

I bet you're smart. Yeah. And you like to hold your own. In the group chat, we can help.

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