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Bobby Bones
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Eddie
Come on, Bobby.
Lunchbox
Transmitting across America.
Bobby Bones
Is.
Eddie
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio. Morning Lunchbox missed about half the show on Monday because he claimed he was going to go shoot a TV show in Eastern Tennessee to everybody but Lunchbox. Is that claim accurate? Did everybody hear that the same way?
Amy
Yes, that's what he said.
Bobby Bones
Just making sure. Now, he has told us nothing about it. He said, hey, do you mind if I leave the show early? Sure. Chase your dreams, buddy. And he did. And is there anything you can tell us now about it?
Eddie
I can say that, man, when they tell you they're going to treat you like royalty, vip, I mean, they rolled out the red carpet. It was everything I wanted it to be.
Bobby Bones
And more details. What details can you give us? What television show was it? Was it for an episode? A series?
Eddie
I was on an episode. Just one episode.
Bobby Bones
My theory was it was White Lotus, Knoxville.
Amy
The Smoky Mountain.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
No, it's Pigeon Forge, which is a small town.
Eddie
Yes. And it's their tourism board. And they shoot a reality show.
Bobby Bones
A reality show? What network? What streaming service?
Eddie
YouTube.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
He told us it was a TV show.
Eddie
No, it is a. T is YouTube, not TV.
Amy
Oh, YouTube TV.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, YouTube. TV shows, television networks. Oh, yeah. Listen, I bet it's gonna be cool, but you made us believe you were taking off to go shoot a TV show.
Eddie
No, no, it is a TV show. They had camera crew, everything. They had everything. You sound guys. They had sound people. They had everything. It was the same thing as a TV show.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Eddie
But, I mean, when Pigeon Forge says they're gonna give you the VIP treatment, they give you the VIP treatment. Hey, man, you want this? You want some food? It's absolutely free. Here you go. Here's some nice clothes. They gave me some, you know, shirts. They gave me free this, free that. It was amazing.
Bobby Bones
They gave you this and that.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Wardrobe and cater.
Eddie
Let's just say my episode was awesome.
Bobby Bones
Are you competing? Is it like a reality show?
Eddie
No, there's families that are competing, and. And I am the one.
Bobby Bones
Your throat gets you a little bit.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He pushed the cough button. His yeast infection, I think, is bothering him.
Amy
Yes, but he did the. And in the quiet, he pushed the.
Bobby Bones
Button and talked over the top. Yeah.
Amy
Go ahead.
Eddie
Anyway, I will just say there are four families competing, and the competition is. I am in this competition, and I'M in a. I don't know what.
Bobby Bones
Posting it.
Eddie
I am a co host.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
And how do. I don't know how much I can say, according to my lawyers.
Lunchbox
Did your other. Your other host, your co host know about your yeast infection? Like, how close are you?
Amy
Good point, good point.
Eddie
Oh, we're close. Like, yeah, we're close. But in my episode, I'm in a big orb, and it's like a mountain. I'm on top of the mountain, and the contestants line up at the start line, and they try to race down the mountain, and I try to run them over in the orb.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Eddie
And let's just say it was a good day.
Bobby Bones
So I'm happy you did it. Do you guys feel misled? A little bit.
Amy
I still don't really understand what it was.
Bobby Bones
It feels like it was just content by the tourism board of.
Eddie
No, no, it's a show. Yeah, like, there's episodes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, it's content.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Eddie
Like, it's literally an episode. It's an. It's a show. Like, it's a TV show.
Amy
Do we know the name of the TV show?
Eddie
It's the Pigeon Forge Family Challenge. It's sort of like the challenge on mtv.
Bobby Bones
How'd you get. How'd they get in touch with you?
Eddie
So the guy that works for the agency, his wife is a big fan of the show and is like, oh, my gosh, you should reach out to Lunchbox. He would be great for this. And so, boom, he reached out to me and I was like, oh, my gosh, let's go.
Bobby Bones
So the Pigeon Forge Family Challenge. You can find it on the network. My Pigeon Forge dot com.
Lunchbox
I mean, network.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure it's fun. I'm just. I'm sure it's fun and awesome, and I hope they paid you well and hope it came off awesome. You just presented it to us like you were going to be on a Netflix show.
Eddie
I never said Netflix.
Bobby Bones
No, I know, but you.
Eddie
I never said Netflix.
Amy
Google does call it a TV program.
Eddie
It is a TV program.
Bobby Bones
I am telling you, it's on. It's on YouTube. YouTube for sure.
Eddie
It is 100.
Bobby Bones
I'm not even hating. I'm not. Guess there's nothing about what he did. I'm just talking about his presentation to us as to why he wanted to go. He made us think he was getting put on a TV show.
Lunchbox
Well, what is TV as a character?
Eddie
Thank you, Amy. What is tv? What was it? TV was there. Was there a camera crew? Was there sound equipment? Did they have to do mic checks.
Bobby Bones
Did they all they have to reshoot things? No, I'm happy for it. It's awesome. I hope everything's great. I hope it gets more streams than anything else.
Eddie
Does it say action?
Bobby Bones
When does it happen? When do they air it?
Eddie
It'll be coming up in a couple months. I gotta edit all together filming the rest of this week, and then we'll start rolling it out.
Bobby Bones
You'll let us know?
Eddie
I'll let you know. And I'm here.
Bobby Bones
Red carpet.
Eddie
You got. Oh, I don't know about that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, let us know.
Amy
Have to, man. It's a TV show.
Eddie
I probably had to go to that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, you'll probably have to go. Okay, so that's it. That's the update on Lunchbox's television show.
Eddie
And where can you look at it? What does it say?
Bobby Bones
Mypigeonforge.com family-challenge.
Eddie
That's right.
Bobby Bones
There you go.
Eddie
That's right.
Bobby Bones
It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous sandbox. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones, big podcast listener. I need some help with a family situation. I'm 18 in my first year of college. Six months ago, my mom started dating a new guy. Last weekend, they were married. After the ceremony, my mom's new husband kind of got in my face and made it known that he was now my, quote, dad and he should be respected as such. First off, I think respect is earned. Secondly, it was incredibly odd that he would choose his own wedding to confront me like this. Thirdly, he, not so subtly veiled, threatened me that if I didn't treat him like he expected, he would also encourage my mom to stop contributing to my education. It should also be known that I've never once been rude or nasty to him. I'm just 18 years old. I have other things I'm dealing with. Do I bring my mom in on this or just let it slide and see what happens? Signed, Stepdaddy Drama. First of all, you did not deserve this. Second of all, how weird. At his wedding, he demands respect as a stepdad. Third of all, he's not really your stepdad. You're an adult.
Lunchbox
No. Yeah, you're an adult.
Bobby Bones
Stepdad's like, I had a stepdad. I was 11 or 12 when my mom remarried and she married Arkansas Keith. That was a stepdad because he was a father like, influence on me, as I was still able to be influenced as a kid. If your mom gets married at 25, okay, legally, maybe that's your stepdad.
Lunchbox
Bank your stepdad oh, yeah. No, I mean, there's a difference in stepdad and mom's husband.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there is. So, you know what I would do is I would let it slide for now. Your mom just got married. I would just think about your mom here. I think she needs to be brought in if anything else happens from this on. Or you wait a month or so to bring it up to her. If you are going to bring it up. I just wouldn't do it right this second. Right as they're married, out of respect to them. And two, this douchebag doesn't deserve you being emotionally affected by it or triggered by it. Let him do his thing.
Lunchbox
What's the. He's struggling with something annulment window, though. Like, don't you want to give her a chance to get out?
Bobby Bones
I bet she knows. I bet she knows what kind of guy he is.
Lunchbox
Okay, that's. Because that is concerning to me.
Bobby Bones
I agree. It is concerning. Unless you feel like he is not respectful to your mom as well. Like this could be.
Lunchbox
Well, it is just like, I'm going to tell your mom to quit playing for your school if you don't.
Bobby Bones
He's a loser. Yeah, he's a loser. I would say wait a bit. If you're going to go talk to your mom, let them have their wedding and their fun time. Don't remove that from them if anything else happens. If there is one millimeter of him being a D bag again, I would go to your mom and not like, tell on him. Be like, hey, mom, how do you feel about this? Because if you're asking for her advice, she will not feel, as I like to say, on her heels, like, she is defensive. Because if you're like, he's doing this, she's going to feel like she needs to defend him immediately because he's your new quote stepdad. But if you go to her and say, can I get your advice on something that's made me uncomfortable? It's much easier for her to have that conversation. So if one other thing, one other slight thing happens, was you or your siblings, I would go and ask advice from your mom right now. I'd give it a beat. Especially if he has no other history of being a D bag. Like this, maybe wedding night. Like, he signs it, he's like, I'm the dad now. I gotta. Weird. It's weird. All of us think it's weird. But if it's the only time something can happen once and never happen again, if something happens twice, it's likely it'll Happen a third time.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Fool me once, shame on.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you don't even know how to say it. You're pointing me to bail you out.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Bobby Bones
Fool me three times, don't be fooled again.
Lunchbox
That's right.
Amy
All right.
Bobby Bones
That's what he said. That's what he said. All right, there you go. That's the mailbag. Close it up, Bones. There's a Texas company, this is from Axios, who's attempting to bring back extinct animals. And they announced Monday the revival of the once long gone dire wolf. So I'm gonna read you some of this. Guys, this is Jurassic park waiting to happen again. Eventually it's gonna go from wolves to dogs to woolly mammoths to freaking Tyrannosaurus Rex. You know, we're all gonna get eaten. What? They're saying, quote, our team took DNA from a 13,000-year-old tooth and a 72,000-year-old skull and made healthy dire wolf puppies. This is exactly Jurassic Park. The company's based in Dallas with some employees in Austin. Flashback. The wolves, thought to have been extinct for over 12, 500 years, where as much as 25% larger than gray wolves, had a slightly wider head, light, thick fur and a stronger jaw. It's a big, big wolf, and it has a crazy howl. And so now they're howling as well. It looks like a massive. It looks like a wolf meets a moose.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
But like a wolf. Way bigger. But if they're taking DNA, you're telling me you ain't gonna grab a stegosaurus bone and do this with that? Eventually, it's life imitating art instead of art imitating life.
Amy
I feel so stupid because I don't understand how you can take DNA and create a living animal.
Bobby Bones
I do not understand how the Internet works. Right. I do not understand how my television works. Yeah.
Amy
I don't know how that works.
Bobby Bones
I can't fix my car.
Eddie
But why do we need this wolf back?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Why are they doing this?
Eddie
Why this wolf?
Lunchbox
Can't we, like, try to grow something else?
Bobby Bones
My understanding would be that if we're doing the wolf and we're bringing back old, extinct things, it is for a much greater need and purpose in their mind. Or a greater need, the ability to make more money, to do greater, grander things. Extinct animals, dinosaurs.
Eddie
Could they bring back Aunt Sally?
Bobby Bones
Probably not in the way that you think, but it's like when they clone. It's not exactly the same, but it's very Much the same. It looks like an DNA same, but not experiences, memories, because of what the brain has had to hold. Oh, but like, but for science. This is basically for science. But what if you need to create a whole. Let's say not extinct, let's say it's almost extinct and there's part of the ecosystem that you need to live that needs to continue the ecosystem at the same rate. You could take DNA and create that animal that allows the ecosystem to remain. Like if you could do that with bees, they would do that right now because of the bee populations dying in a lot of places that ends up killing so much of the food supply because of what they do.
Lunchbox
So they can do it with this wolf. Why can't they do it with bees?
Bobby Bones
I don't know why they can't do with an insect. I don't know how they do with a wolf. I know nothing except Jurassic Park. I'm telling you, I just saw Jurassic park when I saw the story. But yeah, when you're like, I don't know, dude, I don't know how to do anything that I do.
Amy
But like if there are no of those kind, those kinds of wolves, like how does it give birth? How does it become an animal?
Bobby Bones
How does in vitro fertilization.
Eddie
Well, they put that into somebody.
Bobby Bones
Sure.
Amy
But somebody has to give birth to that.
Bobby Bones
No one ever knew that until somebody had a scientific mind to go. We can go in the body, pull out this thing that we probably just recently learned because we didn't even know what sperm was until the 18. Again, we are learning things all the time that allow us to take a micro part of the organism which is the DNA.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And turn it into the bigger part. So it's basically just expanding. Yeah, but that singular has not even a single cell. But. But basically that.
Lunchbox
Well, to be to piggyback off of that. Did they. They insert it into like a dog and the dog gives birth to the wolf or what?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, this is. I guess I don't know how to anything. I just read the story. That's what I'm wondering about Jurassic park because I've just seen that movie.
Lunchbox
Because it doesn't hatch like an egg, but in Jurassic park they hatched.
Bobby Bones
My understanding just from reading the story is that I have no idea.
Amy
I mean but.
Bobby Bones
But they did.
Amy
It doesn't make sense to me.
Bobby Bones
They were able to create it. Yes. Do they probably put it in a female dog and she have the, the new dogs? Probably yes. Much like you would do like ivf.
Amy
Then that would be half Dog.
Lunchbox
But then, like, the dog can't consent to that. Like.
Bobby Bones
No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't. Because it wouldn't be theirs at all.
Lunchbox
O not.
Eddie
Yeah, surrogate.
Amy
But wait, so can.
Bobby Bones
We're breaking something down we have no idea about. There's no. There's no need for us to follow because we don't know. But.
Lunchbox
I know, but. Poor, poor dog.
Eddie
So they had a male and a female tooth and they were able to.
Lunchbox
Get a skull and a tooth.
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Eddie
Oh, that's right.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They're just going to make a Tyrannosaurus rex, was my whole point of that story.
Lunchbox
Like, eventually, they didn't need any sperm. They need my nose.
Bobby Bones
But they don't need sperm to clone things.
Lunchbox
They don't.
Bobby Bones
No. Yeah. Not at all.
Lunchbox
They just need the DNA. Got it.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna do a couple voicemails. This is Chris from California. I love the show. I try to listen to it as much as I possibly can.
Lunchbox
I am 10 years old and I.
Bobby Bones
Just want to know why you discontinued the mailbag instead of doing the other thing.
Lunchbox
I forgot what it's called.
Bobby Bones
Love the show. Thank you for asking. So we did not discontinue the mailbag, but the other thing is because people couldn't remember the mailbag. They do all this research on the show and sometimes I listen and they were like, hey, the mailbag. People love it. It tests wonderfully. But no one remembers the name of it because it's so generic. So we still do it. It's just now called the Anonymous Inbox, which we did a few minutes ago, and there's a song with it. It's the Anonymous Inbox. Same thing. We just had to give it a slightly hookier title so people would remember it. Okay, give me the next one, Ray. It'd be neat if once a week you could ask the people that have called in in the past and there's been plenty the mailbag to give an update. There's so many things that I wonder, well, how does it turn out? So I thought it'd be neat if you do mailbag updates. I agree. And sometimes they do message in or call the voicemail line back and we do put them on, but most don't. Most just want to hear the advice and then move on. And sometimes I probably don't even take the advice. So there is no update. But I would take every bit of advice I give. Chef's Kiss A plus advice. Finally, I'll give you a story from Reuters on the wolf 20 genes of gray wolves were edited with the DNA to include dire wolf traits, and gray wolf cells. Through cloning, embryos were created from the edited gray wolf cells, and these were implanted in surrogate domesticated dog mothers. Three different dogs gave birth to the pups.
Amy
There we go.
Bobby Bones
So I don't even understand all those words.
Amy
I think I get it, but I.
Bobby Bones
Kind of have a broad idea of why. And then again, I say to you, T. Rex. That's what I say.
Amy
First wolves, T. Rex, then T. Rex.
Bobby Bones
It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.
Amy
Joyce Poplin is retiring as principal of Nebo elementary in North Carolina. She's been principal for 16 years, but before that, she was a kindergarten teacher for 30 years. And then she went to school at this place. So this is her school. So the students were like, what do we do? We got to do something special for Ms. Poplin. Well, the students and old alumni got together and they did a high school musical. Like, a musical with songs, stories, all about her.
Bobby Bones
Like, I got, like, little chills on my legs to think about all the work they did, how she would feel watching that. Like, it's like, even a parade is cool, but, like, the work, to write a musical and then perform it as.
Lunchbox
She'S watching, that's legit.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I've honestly never heard of that.
Bobby Bones
Me either.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Amy
That's so cool that she went to school there. She was a teacher there for so long. Then she was the principal. That was her place.
Bobby Bones
What's the name of the school?
Amy
It was Nebo Elementary.
Bobby Bones
So after she dies, they should name the school after her.
Amy
Oh, the Joyce Poplin Elementary.
Bobby Bones
Just Poplin elementary, sure. Oh, yeah. Two names never works. You can do that, but no one ever calls it that. Right. Don't do it while someone's alive because they still have the ability to murder. Village race.
Amy
I don't see Joyce murder.
Bobby Bones
I don't either. But, hey, jello pudding pops, we didn't see that coming either. And there's got to be a couple of Cosby elementary that had to get changed real quick. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I went to Weinstein High.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
And so I went to Diddy Elementary.
Bobby Bones
You went to. Oh, I didn't know you went to Diddy Elementary. Yeah. You can't, because it could be, like, a financial. Not that she's gonna do it. Sure, sure. But you tell her, like a coach in waiting. So what will happen sometimes, Amy, they'll have a head coach. Let's say Nick Saban was coach of Alabama. This didn't happen. But if he had a guy that was an assistant for 20 years and he was like, this is my assistant, Jonathan Diddy. He's gonna. He's coaching, waiting. So when I'm out, he's the new head coach. You could do this. Like school name and waiting upon death.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's kind of dark, but still a little dark. That's a great story. I really feel bad about Diddy Elementary. All you guys had to change.
Amy
Okay. Man, I can't even tell my kids where I went to school.
Bobby Bones
I know, I know. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good from Women's Health. What makes the perfect spouse? So they did a thousand men in the US ages 18 to 50. 8,000 women. And the men. And the women list the characteristics, top three that they're looking for. So I'm gonna have you guys do the same. Take 15 seconds, right? Put a little timer music on for us. What makes the perfect spouse? Because I can read you the traits, but I want you guys to have yours first.
Lunchbox
Just any spouse in general or just a man?
Bobby Bones
Well, for you, it would be a man. Yes. Or it could be a woman. Who knows? Do you want to announce that?
Amy
Whatever you want, we're all for it.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We are supportive. So when everybody's done with their top three, I'll read you what the list says. All right. Time, Time. And Eddie's still working on his. So the husband women want is loyal. Is number one. And don't change your answers, girls and guys, you don't change your answers once I did this.
Eddie
You gotta never.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Loyal, a good provider, and attractive, in that order. The wife that men want is sexually attractive. They even list that differently.
Eddie
Yeah, they do.
Bobby Bones
Attractive and sexually attractive. Independent, financially savvy. So those are the three general ones across the board. So let's go to the ladies first. Amy, what were the three you listed spouse traits most important to you?
Lunchbox
Well, shoot, I didn't think about the looks part. That's a given.
Bobby Bones
But it doesn't. No, no, no. It's not like nothing's a given. You got to be attracted, but nothing's a given. Okay, what do you have?
Lunchbox
And number one is emotional intelligence so that they can have access to emotion.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Protection.
Bobby Bones
Like have a gun?
Lunchbox
No, I just meant like they strong bodyguard.
Bobby Bones
Somebody steps on your shoe. They punch somebody.
Lunchbox
Yeah, just all types of, like, I want to feel safe.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
And with them. So it's not about that supportive. Okay, those are the first three.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, what did you put?
Lunchbox
So in my number one spot, I have consistency. Someone who's very consistent. You know who they are all the time. It doesn't really change. Number two. One on the list. I have loyalty, and that's given.
Bobby Bones
You don't want to be cheated on. That's enough. I would say those two are in the same ish category, though.
Lunchbox
You think consistency and loyalty are.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think loyalty involves a lot of consistency. They're not exactly the same, but I can see where your trauma is speaking here.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Lunchbox
And then my third one is communicator. Someone who knows how to communicate, have conversations, that kind of stuff.
Bobby Bones
Let's go over to the guys. Yeah, I give mine, too. Oh, you want to go first over there?
Eddie
If you want me to.
Bobby Bones
What are your three?
Eddie
Number one was hottie with a body so attractive. Yep.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Second one was sense of humor. Gotta laugh at my jokes because, you know, I'm funny.
Bobby Bones
Your jokes only?
Eddie
No, no, not my jokes only, but, like, I like going to comedy shows, and so if you don't enjoy that, get out of here. Like, I'm sarcastic, so you need to be able to handle that.
Bobby Bones
That feels different than sense of humor. Because sense of humor, I think, is somebody who is funny on their own. You're like, someone who just must enjoy your sense of humor.
Amy
Like a consumer.
Lunchbox
And then sometimes people use sarcasm as a way to be passive aggressive.
Bobby Bones
But his thing wasn't sense of humor. His was like, must like his sense of humor and put up with his interesting. Yeah. Okay, next one.
Eddie
Cook.
Bobby Bones
So hot. Sense of humor and cook.
Eddie
Yep. Okay, Eddie, you guys don't want a woman to cook.
Amy
Sure. But that's not. Okay, whatever.
Bobby Bones
What are your top three?
Amy
Number one's attractive.
Bobby Bones
For sure.
Lunchbox
Like Morgan and I didn't put that at all well.
Amy
You weren't being honest.
Eddie
Well, they didn't put money on there either, so they weren't being honest. Let's be real frauds.
Lunchbox
We're able to take care of ourselves. Yeah, I was gonna say, okay, financially independent women.
Bobby Bones
So you have looks. Go ahead.
Amy
Yeah, looks. And then I have a sense of humor.
Bobby Bones
What do you really have?
Amy
I have a sense of humor. I just didn't want lunch boxes.
Bobby Bones
But his was different. His was his sense of humor.
Amy
I have a sense of humor. Okay, the last one is financially responsible.
Eddie
What are you doing? Is that really what you wrote?
Amy
It's really what I wrote.
Bobby Bones
When you look at his top three.
Amy
It Is spending money. But that's what I meant.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then say what you wrote.
Amy
Well, spending money, but I didn't know how to word that. It's financially responsible, but you have to.
Bobby Bones
Word it how you think it.
Lunchbox
Like it's the way you wrote it. It's like you want a woman that spends money.
Amy
No, no.
Bobby Bones
It feels like you heard what I said and then changed your answer. No, no, no.
Amy
I want her to be responsible when spending. Do any money?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
You gamble, you golf, you have all these little hobbies.
Amy
No, I don't. It's very limited.
Bobby Bones
But. But you. But you said two things. You said, no, I don't. But then you said, it's very limited. I'm just for the record.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
I'm not the guy that's. But you didn't say.
Eddie
Your list is all over the place.
Bobby Bones
And you change it in the middle of it to pick bigger words. No. Well.
Amy
Well, I'm to explain myself better.
Lunchbox
So you want a woman that just doesn't blow money.
Amy
Yeah, that's what I want.
Bobby Bones
On mine, I put funny, smart, and attractive. So number one's funny, which probably is like Morgan's word. Funny and smart are kind of the same thing. Like you have. You can't really be hilarious unless you're smart. And then attractive shirt. All of us probably put. It gets. Guys, we're cavemen.
Amy
That's number one.
Eddie
That's number one.
Bobby Bones
I'll put three for me, but it's still on top.
Amy
Well, yours wasn't in order, was it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Of course it's an order. Funny, smart, attractive.
Lunchbox
I will admit I definitely thought that was included, so I probably should see same. I did, too. I was like.
Bobby Bones
You shouldn't have thought that because I told you what their list was and I listed that as one of their three, so you guys would not make smart on my list. Both of you would not make it. No, because you. I just said both had attractive or sexually attractive as their list, and you guys went. We already thought that was on there.
Lunchbox
You can be smart or maybe and a bad listener.
Amy
Would anyone go unattractive as one of their. Just kind of like, don't care about if they're.
Bobby Bones
But I think that's different.
Lunchbox
Oh, there's that song. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, better never make a pretty woman your wife.
Bobby Bones
There's a difference in unattractive, though. And not caring about attraction or caring less unattractive means you just want somebody that's really ugly to you.
Amy
That doesn't make sense.
Bobby Bones
Right. So you don't want unattractive. But what you could do is say attraction doesn't rank up in my top seven to ten things.
Lunchbox
Have you heard of people that date people less attracted to them so that they always feel attractive?
Bobby Bones
Yes. Well, not so they always feel attractive. I've heard of people who date less. My wife, she did way less. But I don't think it was to make her feel more attractive.
Lunchbox
Well, she's attract. She's attracted to you. Looks wise. Obviously.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah, I. Yes.
Lunchbox
And other things about you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I do feel it's interesting that the women said attraction and the guy said sexually attraction. Which means like for women, attracted can mean a bunch of different things, like their personality and everything they're attracted to. But for men it's like just looks. Do I want to.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
You want to see her across the room be like what?
Bobby Bones
Reproduce. Reproduce.
Lunchbox
But with women, ours. Attraction can grow you guys and pick attractions.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. You guys. I know. Like Andy said, you guys want unattractive.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
I got an etiquette question about giving presents back. So it was announced my son's pre K teachers leaving, taking a new job, moving cities. All right, so all the families get together. Like, we should get her some gift. And so they do this, you know, whole thing, and they give her gifts and the celebration, and then she's not leaving after all. She decides to stay.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's kind of awkward. Aside from the gift question, that's. Huh.
Eddie
Like, after we do this whole, like.
Bobby Bones
Party, she get a raise or something? Like, why'd you say I?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
I have no idea. I, I. She didn't say. She just said after. We had this whole song and dance where we show up at the classroom.
Bobby Bones
We mean appreciation more than song and dance. You mean you had an appreciation?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, but we had, like, a cake and said goodbye and all this. And then the next week she announces, ah, you know, I've had a change of heart and I'm gonna stay.
Bobby Bones
Any chance that the outpouring of emotion during that appreciation ceremony is what kept her going? Man, Maybe I don't want to leave. Essentially really, like, care about what I do and how I do it.
Eddie
Well, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so your question is, does she.
Eddie
Need to give the presents back?
Bobby Bones
Did you give her a present?
Eddie
Yeah, we, like, all contributed and bought her, like, you know, a little of this, like, like some gift cards to hear. And it's like, I don't know exactly what the gifts were, but, you know, you contributed and they all had an idea, like, we'll get her one of these and one of the. And it's like, well, she didn't go anywhere now, so she's got presents for nothing.
Bobby Bones
What do you want to happen?
Eddie
I would like the presents back.
Bobby Bones
How if they're gift cards, do you get them back? So she just, she just give her own money for what was given to her?
Eddie
I believe so.
Bobby Bones
Yo, talk it out. What, how you think it should happen?
Eddie
I would believe she would add up all the amount of gifts and gift cards and then just give it back. And then we distributed amongst the parents how much we each contributed.
Amy
I've never heard of this.
Bobby Bones
Maybe she doesn't have that cash, though. It's different to have cash to give back versus okay, give me the gift.
Eddie
Card back, and then I'll split it. I'll give this parent 30 bucks, this parent 30 bucks. Because it's just crazy. It's like, it's a false, like, hey, let me fake like I'm leaving so I Can get some presents and then I got you guys.
Bobby Bones
Do you think that's what she did? Do you think. Think she purposefully faked, as you said, fake, like she was leaving to get presents?
Eddie
I don't think she did it on purpose.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
But now other people are going to see that and be like, hey, I can do the same thing.
Bobby Bones
I think it's interesting.
Eddie
We're going to start a trend.
Bobby Bones
If you get somebody like, a wedding gift and they end up not getting married.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Give it back.
Bobby Bones
Right. So I think that this is. It exists. This is very specific. So you. Do you want to be the one to reach out to her to say, would you get. Because someone's gonna need to probably.
Eddie
Well, I wouldn't be the one, because I'm not the one that fronted this whole organization. Like, I. I didn't get everybody together and do the hoopla. Like, another parent led the charge. So I'm looking at that other parent going, hey, when are you gonna ask for the money back?
Bobby Bones
Wouldn't you ask that parent?
Eddie
I could. Okay, hey, like, you gonna ask them for the gifts back because you feel.
Bobby Bones
I just want to get your feelings before I give mine. You feel like you deserve to have your money back.
Eddie
Yeah. I was doing it as a goodbye.
Bobby Bones
Present, like, so she must leave now.
Eddie
If she's gonna leave. All right, cool. Here. This to help you on your way.
Amy
Could Lunchbox do, like, a show of hands with all the parents and be like, should we get our money back? Get a vote.
Eddie
We could do a vote. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Is there, like, a group text?
Eddie
It is. There is a group text. This is a democracy.
Bobby Bones
It is not that version. That's not a democracy, specifically. So it's odd, and it's a bit awkward for her and I. But I would think if she doesn't voluntarily say, hey, I'm gonna give all this back, that it's now turned from a goodbye gift to an appreciation gift.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
That's what I would. Because she's, like, watching kids. You probably get people appreciation gifts anyway. Teachers, maybe not 30 bucks worth, but I'm sure you get them a little something, right?
Amy
Yeah, sometimes.
Eddie
Every once in a while.
Bobby Bones
Did you get her that plus the gift?
Eddie
Yeah, they had to teach her appreciation week a different week.
Bobby Bones
And did you get her again?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Are you sure?
Eddie
Yeah. Gift card.
Amy
You think he's lying?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I don't know. I just said no. No. Just want to follow him. Go ahead, Amy.
Lunchbox
Oh, well, I guess I'm just curious how many families are involved, or maybe 14. So. Okay. If there's 14. So did each of you contribute?
Eddie
Yes.
Lunchbox
$10.
Bobby Bones
No, 30. He said 30.
Lunchbox
You said 30.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so total amount.
Eddie
Add that up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm saying.
Eddie
So 1430 is 500 bucks.
Bobby Bones
Okay, say it's 500 bucks.
Eddie
I just made that up in my head.
Bobby Bones
And you want it back.
Eddie
I mean, that's a lot of money.
Amy
It's a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
But it is. It is all together. But 30 bucks each. Is it worth the awkwardness?
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
And is it worth making her go and track it all down? Can it not just be an appreciation of $30?
Eddie
But does she. Does she feel awkward now?
Bobby Bones
I don't know her.
Lunchbox
She might.
Bobby Bones
Yes. I would say probably about the gifts. Once I was leaving school, I was leaving, like, Hamilton, and I was moving to Mountain Pine, and it was like, my last day, and so I went, and everybody's like, oh, we're sad. And I don't know if it was gifts. They had cupcakes and stuff. And then I ended up coming back the next Monday. And it's so awkward because we weren't able to move for another month. We thought we were able to move. Weren't able to move.
Eddie
See?
Bobby Bones
And so I was so awkward. I was like, I'm back.
Amy
Did you give him back the cupcakes?
Bobby Bones
Couldn't now that I couldn't give back. But that's awkward feeling. So I bet she kind of feels awkward, but it probably also influenced her decision to stay. And if you loved her as a teacher, that's probably just you guys. Like, all that effort went into affecting how she handles her career and where she wants to be, which is a benefit to you.
Lunchbox
So back in, like, what was it, 2008? You threw me a big going away party because I was leaving the show.
Bobby Bones
She never left. And still waiting on those presents.
Lunchbox
Then I never left. And I feel like Lunchbox came on the air and said, this is sort of exact same thing of like, we threw Amy this going away party, but really I was leaving. I was.
Amy
What y'all do?
Bobby Bones
You don't have to defend yourself. We had a big party, big dinner.
Amy
But did she return the gifts?
Eddie
I didn't get her gift.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but this you did.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so then this is what I would suggest for you so you have whatever closure you need. I would message the leader.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Individually, and ask how they feel about it and just get an answer and let us know tomorrow, the next day.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But my feeling would be it has turned from a, we appreciate you so much. We're sad to See you go gift to it. We appreciate you so much. We're so happy you changed your mind and you're staying. Gift.
Eddie
Okay. Even though the cake said good looking.
Bobby Bones
Well, the cake doesn't matter. You're not getting the cake back. The cake has gone. That's not even a factor here.
Lunchbox
It just didn't work out like.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I. It's. It's awkward, but you're gonna have my side. No. Because I would not want it back.
Amy
I think you wouldn't be upset though.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
If it's somebody who's great. If you really appreciated $30.
Lunchbox
Okay. The only way you can be upset is if she orchestrated this whole thing as a lie to get something and then tricked everybody.
Bobby Bones
But honey. Honeysuckle vinegar, whatever that's called, that show.
Lunchbox
Apple cider vinegar.
Bobby Bones
There you go. Where she faked having cancer.
Lunchbox
That's how you get mad.
Bobby Bones
So let. Just let us know in the next couple days. You reach out to the leader and let the leader give you input.
Eddie
All right?
Bobby Bones
You can influence the leader.
Eddie
I'll just. I'll just say, hey, do you think we should ask or. How are you feeling about them staying?
Bobby Bones
And how are you feeling? Yeah, that's the way to do it. Okay. Bones, they say screaming can be cathartic. It can relieve stress, relax muscle tension and increase your energy. Now, I'm not a screamer. Amy has been seen in her car screaming.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I. I've been a self proclaimed screamer.
Bobby Bones
And what. What does that. What does it do?
Lunchbox
It's a release for me. I mean, sometimes you just. Yes, I've gone into my car and I just scream. You just let it out.
Bobby Bones
Do you go with the or that.
Lunchbox
I dabble in both, actually. It's just like whatever needs to come out. It could be high pitched. Could be more like a lion roar.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So purposefully, sometimes you'll. You'll chase the roar.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I may chase the roar.
Bobby Bones
There's something called the Power Shout that's been invented. And their product from Power Shout is Shoutlet. It's a different version. It's a portable voice suppression device. So it's a small pillow basically made from high density foam to give everyone an outlet. They can scream their face off. But sometimes you really can't get anywhere that if you scream, people won't pay attention or be like, what's wrong?
Lunchbox
Right. You're right. Thinking that this, like you're in danger.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it looks kind of like a little notebook size thing. And you put it over your face and apparently it's so thick and so dense, you can just let it rip. Right? Screaming for me, I don't think does anything one. I'm also. I think it was stressed me out that I messed my voice up. That's what I do for a living.
Amy
Good point.
Bobby Bones
So I kind of worry about that. But I'm curious what everybody's stress reliever is like. What is it? Yours can be screaming. You also walked into your pool full of clothes once.
Lunchbox
That was more desperate than a meltdown.
Bobby Bones
Saver instead of a stressful.
Lunchbox
That was it reached the end of my rope.
Bobby Bones
Oh, boy. What is your stress reliever?
Lunchbox
That's what we call rock bottom. Or close. So yeah, I've been known to scream, but I have several in my little toolbox. My number one lately is just getting outside and going for a walk, fresh air and breath work. It's huge.
Bobby Bones
And breath work is that you have a pattern of.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like I'll go for a walk. And intentionally, just like the easiest one is four in, hold for four, four out. So you just repeat that over and over and you feel the release. Or my favorite is tapping into all of my senses.
Bobby Bones
Okay, now you're getting to Hooba Juba.
Lunchbox
No, that's not Hooba Jubu. No, this is scientific.
Bobby Bones
All my senses, though, that's so vague. So it's like no sight. I see it.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
You're.
Lunchbox
You're already doing it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow.
Lunchbox
What is something I can see right now? What is something I can feel right now? Taste, hear, and smell? Like you just go through each of your senses and it calms you down.
Bobby Bones
Well, so what it would be then is it calms you down by taking your mind off whatever is currently not calming you.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
So those are also techniques because grounding that when I try to sleep. That they teach you to do. Right. So it'd be removing whatever's bothering you from you thinking about it right there.
Lunchbox
It immediately brings you into the present moment because you're having to focus on what's around you.
Bobby Bones
What do you do as a stress reliever? Lunchbox.
Eddie
Oh, man. Makes me feel better every time. Make love to my wife.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
What the.
Lunchbox
But what if you don't have access to that?
Bobby Bones
You can't. You can't determine all the time.
Eddie
Right. But I tell her I'm stressed out. Honey, I need to make some love.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Eddie, lately it's been a margarita.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Amy
Like I'm putting up a margaritas in the backyard and just kind of maybe a lot of fire. But that Kind of does it, man. Maybe listen to some music, get away from whatever's messing with me.
Bobby Bones
Alcohol, though.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Nice.
Amy
Margarita?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What if you don't have margarita? Would you do, like, whiskey?
Amy
Wine's good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it is for me again, I think it's just removed. I need to refocus on something else to remove the focus on whatever it is that is bothering me or stressing me out. And the only thing that I have that I really can de stress is by turning on NCAA football or Madden football on PlayStation. That's it. Because I have to pay attention.
Amy
Video game.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I mean, I have. That's it. And I only play those games. I play 2K basketball sometimes, but I have to pay attention. And that's the only real thing that I have that can pull my focus off whatever. Because I need to get. I need to keep my score, my game, my point per game, my yards. That's it.
Lunchbox
And so, like, what if you don't have that? Like, let's say no.
Bobby Bones
But that's it. That's it.
Lunchbox
That's the only way.
Bobby Bones
That is the only way that I have in my life now that I'm confident that if something is really burning me up and I'm triggered by something, I can flip that on and I can remove the trigger a bit because I now have to focus on something else. Anything else. I've been reading a lot, trying to fix, like, my nighttime anxiety. But again, the reading so much isn't for whatever I'm learning. It's to hopefully make my brain think about what I'm reading instead of what is happening and bothering me the same way you're saying the census thing, so.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know, but that's just something you can do.
Bobby Bones
And making love lunchbox as well.
Lunchbox
I just want all of y'all to build up some tools that you can have with you at any time.
Bobby Bones
I feel pretty good about my videos.
Lunchbox
You don't always have that, but my.
Eddie
Wife is with me most of the time.
Bobby Bones
But it's at home and it's wildly available.
Amy
You can just buy one, Amy.
Lunchbox
Wildly, like, wherever you are. Yeah, sure, I could give me to a Best Buy. Now.
Bobby Bones
There's nothing else that I. That I can do consistently that can remove my focus on something that's stressing me out.
Lunchbox
And also, lucky you that you have that like a video game. Well, I'm saying that if, you know, anybody challenges how much you're playing, you're like, what are you talking about? This. I'm handling my stress right now.
Bobby Bones
Good Point, but that sometimes I play a lot. My wife knows not because I'm stressed. She's like, you're not playing a lot. You're trying to beat your old record or you're playing against your buddies.
Amy
Yeah, same with the margarita. My wife's like, another one.
Bobby Bones
You're stressed out. I feel you. Yeah, yeah, My wife's again.
Eddie
I'm like, I'm stressed out.
Bobby Bones
Stress balls. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Last month, the Michigan teen suffered a serious heart related episode during track practice and was then saved by her coaches. So no issues. This happens a lot with high school kids. Like, they have no issues because they've had to not go in to get tested. So a lot of times with us, with adults, we've been, you know, for your insurance, you have to go and get a physical. But you're 14 or 15 years old. You don't get that stuff. So she's 14. Her name is Alyssa Atkinson. She had sudden cardiac arrest while just warming up. So that means she was, like, on the brink.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Bobby Bones
So she was assisted by her coaches. They jumped in, did cpr, using aed, that's the clear. Kept her, I'll say alive. I don't think that's probably the term, but kept her active. Kept her until EMS arrived. And had they not been so quick to see it, I mean, I think. I think there's a good chance I freak out more than help. Like, I just point and go, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Amy
Somebody do something.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, oh, my God, oh, my God. But they did, and they jumped in CPR and use the aed. And her mom's like, hey, had they not done this, she wouldn't be here. So she. The coaches, big heroes. They don't really talk about the coaches names I wanted to shoot, but, hey, coach one and coach two, good job.
Amy
Maybe they want to stay anonymous. You know, some people, they didn't even.
Bobby Bones
Say they wanted to be anonymous, but the athletic director was in the story, taking the cred well, just saying, like, it helped save a life.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but when you're. When you're at the top, you get credit for the good stuff, but you also get blamed for the bad.
Bobby Bones
Tell me about it. Mostly I just get the bad, though. WXYZ with that story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Bones. Dandruff. Pretty bad right now. My hair is longer. And when it gets longer, it gets curlier, so I don't wash it as much because it turns into just a nightmare. So when I don't wash it as much, then it dry. It gets. Because this is a dandruff. Just like, dry flakes.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So now I'm wearing a black shirt and I know I got dandruff. It looks like I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Yeah.
Lunchbox
So you gotta, like, brush it off.
Bobby Bones
I just have to get a haircut.
Lunchbox
Well, dandruff is more than.
Bobby Bones
But I wash my hair and take more care of it when I have shorter hair.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Because it's like I can't control it when it gets like this.
Lunchbox
Gotcha. Do you use. Ever use a special shampoo?
Bobby Bones
I. Okay. Truth Talk. Yeah, I use whatever my wife puts in there.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy
That's normal for a guy.
Bobby Bones
And. And it's. And sometimes she'll be like, you're flaking a little much here at Christmas. Or she'll call me Bing. Yeah, she'll be like, you're flaking a little much there being. And so we. There's like a cubby hole in our shower, and she puts the stuff in there that I'm supposed to use. But when it's long, I can't really control it because it gets so wavy and curly. Anyway, that's the Bobby minute. Thank you all. Yeah, but having a black shirt like an idiot. It's like I've been on a blizzard.
Lunchbox
I have a lint roller. You wanna. You want me to come roll it? It'll pick up all the.
Amy
It's not lint, though. It's standard.
Lunchbox
Is it that bad?
Bobby Bones
Like, I don't care that much. Okay.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Amy's like, I brought a vacuum cleaner from home.
Amy
It's got a truck.
Bobby Bones
Steamroller.
Lunchbox
I'm just saying. I got it if you need it.
Bobby Bones
I appreciate that. Let's go to Amy with the morning corny but investigative. We have 90 seconds to figure out as many as we can. Let's go. The morning Corny.
Lunchbox
What do you call a romance that starts in the aquarium?
Bobby Bones
Fish love.
Eddie
Fishing Fish.
Bobby Bones
Aqua. Aquamarine fish. We. Read it again, please.
Lunchbox
What do you call me?
Eddie
A fish.
Lunchbox
What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?
Eddie
Underwater skydiving.
Bobby Bones
Shark love. Love.
Eddie
Bait love. Fishing.
Amy
Like young. Young love.
Bobby Bones
Like guppy love.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Yes.
Lunchbox
Okay. How do you drown a hipster?
Amy
Tight jeans.
Eddie
Put them in the shower.
Bobby Bones
How do you drown a hipster? Play.
Eddie
Play.
Amy
Drown water.
Bobby Bones
What do hipsters listen to? Music. Indie. Indie music.
Eddie
Indie water.
Bobby Bones
Oh, indie water is good.
Amy
Dude, drag them. Indie water.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's a good one.
Amy
That is good.
Lunchbox
How do you drown a hipster?
Bobby Bones
Lucent.
Eddie
How do you drown a hipster?
Bobby Bones
You put them in the river. You put them in the pool.
Eddie
Yeah. And what do hipsters do?
Amy
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
You put them in the washing machine.
Eddie
Put them in the dishwasher.
Bobby Bones
Body of water. Are we not the ocean Ocean.
Amy
Hippie hollow, Indian Ocean.
Bobby Bones
And the ocean.
Amy
Pacific Ocean.
Bobby Bones
I feel like we're close, man.
Amy
The Gulf of Mexico.
Bobby Bones
We've known a lot of Gulf of America.
Lunchbox
What is it in the mainstream?
Bobby Bones
I'm in the mainstream.
Amy
That's good, though.
Bobby Bones
Stream. We never said stream. Oh, in the mainstream. That's okay.
Eddie
Hold on. We got one. But can you. I don't know what that. I didn't understand it.
Bobby Bones
So a hipster is someone.
Eddie
No, I got that.
Bobby Bones
Guppies. They're like that to me. Guppies are the little fish.
Amy
A little fish?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't even know the real definition of a guppy. Exception. We had them on like the aquariums. Yeah.
Amy
They're like black fish.
Bobby Bones
Little fish. It's a real kind of fish, right? Yeah, it's a real fish. Okay. Yeah, this is a little fish.
Eddie
So it's a little.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like. Like puppy love.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
That's a play on puppy.
Eddie
Got it. Okay. So that's why I was like, I don't even know what this means.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. All right, that's the morning corny. What? We got one.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I feel like we had fun, though. It isn't that one. Yeah. All right, go ahead.
Amy
Okay. Clear eyes, full hearts.
Bobby Bones
Can't lose. Have we ever gotten zero?
Amy
Yeah, I feel like we have.
Lunchbox
I mean, it's been a long time.
Bobby Bones
All right, close it up, Ray. That was the morning Corny. So I'll just be honest with you guys. I put an ad up on ZipRecruiter. I'm looking to hire for a new position. Not so much on the show, although they do do stuff with the show. But read my guys leaving. He's moving. It's stinks. But he's moving to St. Louis, of all places. His wife's about to be a doctor, and so they as an intern, they get moved. And so he's going with her. So he's leaving. So I have to fill like that head digital spot that travels with me. So I put an ad up on ZipRecruiter to fill the spot and it's up there and I'd encourage you to go check it out if you think that it could be you. I do use ZipRecruiter. I know we talk about it on the show, but I do use it. I've used it before. According to a recent Zip Recruiter survey, 76% of employers plan to expand their headcount this year. One of those being me. And the ad is up. And so looking for that kind of head of creative, head of Digital up on ZipRecruiter. So you can save time for 2025 with new Zip Intro as well. Go to ZipRecruiter.com bones and try Zip intro for free. If you're looking for people, it's amazing. Or if you're like me and you hear about the job, to go check it out. Ziprecruiter.com bones zip intro. But ziprecruiter.com bones post jobs today. Talk to qualified candidates tomorrow. Boom. There you go, Bones. You just have to name what TV show it is from the quote. So here's the example. Clear eyes, full hearts. That's Friday Night Lights. Now, this one will be a bit different because only two of you are going to get to play. Here's why. A listener had sent. This is a pin here that he had. He ordered it as part of the seats from Razorback Football Stadium, and they made it to a really nice pin. Isn't that awesome?
Amy
Yeah, very cool.
Eddie
Really cool.
Bobby Bones
So I use that pen all the time. And so he had sent me another one and said, hey, I didn't know who to send this to, either Abby or Lunchbox, and it's to Allen Fieldhouse or at the Jayhawks play. So it's a pin that's part of the original floor.
Eddie
Oh, bull crap.
Bobby Bones
So Abby went to school there, and it's a massive piece. She's a fan.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And that's where she went. And Lunchbox lived there for a month. But as a fan.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Like baby.
Eddie
Hold on. I lived there for nine months.
Bobby Bones
Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad.
Eddie
Nine months?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. As an infant. Yes. And you're a fan. Yeah.
Eddie
My blood, my DNA goes there.
Lunchbox
Same, same. I went to every game in college. Grew up going every game.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So only you two are gonna battle it out.
Eddie
There is no way.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Eddie
There is no way. This person wanted Abby to have this.
Bobby Bones
They literally said they didn't know which to give it to. Abby or Lunchbox. And they listed the reasons they know that Abby went to school there and went to every game. That lunchbox has a sweatshirt.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So we're gonna do the iconic television show game.
Lunchbox
Oh, shoot.
Bobby Bones
Now, the wrinkle is it'll be best of three over the next few days. Okay. Oh, so you two here playing in game one.
Eddie
Oh, man, the pin's awesome. Look at this. It's on the floor. Can I go look at it?
Bobby Bones
No, not yet.
Amy
That's the hardwood floor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the original.
Amy
So cool.
Lunchbox
What a cool idea.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go. Name the show. Write your answer down. Go. Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. I'm gonna play it twice and twice only. Let me know when you're in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
One more time, Ray. Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. Lunchbox.
Eddie
The Brady Bunch.
Lunchbox
Brady Bunch.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Abby, I'll call on you.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
When I say Abby, that's when you go. I get it. Everybody's fired up.
Eddie
Okay, yellow card.
Bobby Bones
Everybody's fired up. Not yet. Wasn't on purpose.
Eddie
Club 2.
Bobby Bones
We were on a break. One more time. We were on a break. We were on a break.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Currently using my Razorback Football Stadium pen right now. Love it. It's one of the best I ever had. Okay, Abby, you in?
Lunchbox
Yes, I'm in. Abby, I said friends.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Friends.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
That was a tough one.
Bobby Bones
Next up. I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little stitious.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little stitious. Say you, man.
Eddie
Yeah. I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
The office.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Lunchbox
The office.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Next. Is that your final answer?
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Is that your final answer?
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Eddie
It is my final answer, Abby.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Answer.
Lunchbox
The Price is Right.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Lunchbox
Dang it. Dang it.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Bobby Bones
Correct. Only three remain.
Eddie
Oh, I thought that was it.
Bobby Bones
Well, that would have been four. We never stopped the game ever in history on four.
Eddie
I was hoping.
Bobby Bones
Next up.
Eddie
Make it work. What? Here you go. That was a clip. Make it work. Can you play it again?
Bobby Bones
Twice. We said in the initial rules twice that I can read you the quote one time.
Eddie
Yeah, that'd be great.
Bobby Bones
Make it work, Abby. You need this to get back in Lunchbox. May get it, though.
Eddie
I've never heard that before.
Bobby Bones
Everybody good?
Eddie
Yeah. I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Extreme Home makeover.
Bobby Bones
That is incorrect. Abby, you can tie the game up. What do you have about Parks and Recorrect? Wow. Project Runway.
Lunchbox
Oh, Lunchbox. You love that show.
Amy
You watch it all the time.
Eddie
The one I watch.
Bobby Bones
Your favorite show?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I think so.
Bobby Bones
You listen to your favorite show. The Challenge. All right, next Up. Nobody. Nobody. Hold on. Nobody can demand Ray to play clips, by the way. I'm the only one that can demand Ray to play clips. Okay. All right, next up. Go ahead.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
Here it is again.
Lunchbox
I think I'm in. I'm in.
Eddie
Even say anything. I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Did I do that? Family Matters.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Lunchbox
Oh, I put the Three Stooges.
Bobby Bones
The Three Stooges is correct.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Let's go. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm back in.
Bobby Bones
We are now tied. Last one. And go. I am the one who knocks.
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
I am the one who knocks.
Eddie
This is from a TV show.
Bobby Bones
No, dude, we changed it all up.
Eddie
This one. I'm the one who knocks. All right.
Bobby Bones
They're both struggling. Looking at their eyes.
Eddie
I am the one who knocks.
Bobby Bones
Need an answer. Everybody in?
Eddie
Sure, why not?
Bobby Bones
Hands down.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Abby, I said the office Lunchbox. The Sopranos, Breaking Bad. That's Heisenberg. We're a sudden death now. All right, so the next three, if you miss, you're out. Then we'll go to sudden sudden dead speed round. But the next three, if you miss it, you're out.
Lunchbox
Wait, so you just say your name?
Bobby Bones
No, not yet. We're just gonna do normal. But if you miss it, you're out. If the other person gets it. Okay, Gotcha. All right. I know. Tensions are high.
Lunchbox
They are high.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And go.
Eddie
Whammy stops. No whammy Stop.
Bobby Bones
Big bucks. No whammy. Stop.
Eddie
Abby, look at me. You better get her. You lost.
Amy
Don't look at him.
Lunchbox
Did we already play it twice?
Eddie
Yeah, we did. We won't play it again, but Bobby could say it if you'd like to.
Bobby Bones
I already said it. Oh, Abby, are you in?
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
What do you have, Abby?
Lunchbox
American Gladiators.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Guess not, right? Lunchbox.
Eddie
Abby, you tried it, but you didn't press your lunch.
Bobby Bones
That is correct.
Lunchbox
Pressure, luck, pressure, luck.
Bobby Bones
With a victory today and one out of three.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox is one step closer to winning my pin. His. Well, the pin is one step closer. Guy loves a pin, too. Writing all the time.
Eddie
I am always making notes and little diddle daddles.
Bobby Bones
Two things he loves to do. Be on Facebook, chat during the show, and make little diddle daddles. Let's talk about sleep for a second. You know, I've talked openly about my struggles with sleep and anxiety at night or planning out the next day, or a dog barking or whatever it is, right? We all have our issues that we're not able to sleep. But I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't have the right bed, you don't even have a chance. That's why I love my sleep number smart bed. That's why when I'm on the road, I don't sleep near as good. Your sleep is unique to you. Sleep number smart beds are made to adapt to your changing needs from day to day. It may just be your bed that's throwing you off. You ever think about that? It could be sore muscles. Well, this bed can help I think. Waking up. Too hot? Yeah, same. Using the science of your sleep, they effortlessly adjust to optimize your comfort. Whether you need softer or firmer or cooler or warmer, you can enjoy your best sleep because it's just right for you. I love my sleep number smart bed. I love the temperature and that you don't have to have the same temperature as your partner or my wife. Sleep number is awesome. My sleep number setting is 30. My sleep number score last night was an 87. And I chose a sleep number bed because it was awesome for me and for you. Why should you choose a sleep number bed? It's so you can choose your ideal comfort on either side. And now for a limited time, Sleep number smart beds start at $849. Price is higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Exclusively at a sleep number store near you or@sleepnumber.com Bones picture yourself going for a drive. What comes to mind? Is it potholes or those motorcycle guys that drive up in between cars that's always annoying? Sleepy truckers, red light runners, people crossing the street where there aren't crosswalks. And then there's almost an accident. Because they shouldn't do that now. The truth is the road can feel unpredictable, like it's out to get you at every turn. But it does not have to be that way. Hyundai's available advanced safety technology is designed to keep you protected against the many challenges that the road throws your way. From standard forward collision avoidance assist to available blind Spot View monitor, Hyundai's vehicles offer available features designed to help safeguard you and your loved ones. You can change lanes with more confidence. This is awesome. It's the available Blind Spot view monitor, which shows you a live video feed of your blind spots. The standard forward collision avoidance assist can help prevent or mitigate accidents by alerting you of an imminent collision and automatically applying the brakes if you don't. Hyundai vehicles are equipped with the standard driver attention warning system, which constantly monitors your attention levels. Once detected, it sounds alerts gives visual cues to help bring your focus back on the road. Learn more about Hyundai@HyundaiUSA.com you can also call 562-314-4603 for complete details. The road can have many things on it that that you're prepared for or not prepared for. But be as prepared as you possibly can. I love my Hyundai. I think you're gonna love the available blind spot view monitor. For me, it's a game changer and be sure to check it out again. Hyundai USA.com at this point in my.
Lunchbox
Life, I'm all about keeping things simple. So when I can grab everything I need for the house and pick up a new face serum that my daughter has been begging us to try all in one trip, that's a win. And that's why Walmart is a win. New beauty is in bloom. At Walmart, they've got a full beauty department stocked with all of your favorite brands so that you can refresh your routine for spring. Right now, it's all about radiance. Think glossy hair, luminous skin, fresh sun care, and designer fragrances to match the season. And let's be real. After months of dry winter air, our skin could use a little extra love. I know that I've been reaching for hydrating serums, good exfoliators, and of course, ethics spf because the sun is out and it is time to glow. And don't even get me started on hair. We need things that are gonna help our hair shine right now and feel healthy after all the heat styling from winter. And guess what? Walmart has everything we need. Big name beauty brands. Check the things you need and the things you want. Check. Check. With spring here, it's the perfect time to declutter. We're doing that at our house, tossing old products, organizing our beauty stash, and making room for fresh new favorites. And if you're like me, you love refreshing your home this time of year too. And Walmart has got you covered on that. New beauty and new home finds in one spot. Yes, please. So if you're ready to glow this season, find trending spring beauty at Walmart in stores, online and in the app.
Bobby Bones
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Janice Torres
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Bobby Bones
Ray Good morning studio. I need some advice from Amy. I am in the middle of getting a divorce and having to do things on my own for the first time in a very long time. I was listening to the podcast and Amy's doing her garden and she's doing, you know, the Year of New Things and I'm just, I guess starting that and it's scary. I don't know how to do a lot of things and I have two kids, 2 and 4 that depend on me and I just, I guess need some encouragement, some advice, help Amy.
Lunchbox
I think the first thing that you're doing is you're asking for advice and help and that's one of the best things you can do for yourself in this season is who can you reach out to that can help you as you try to take on things. Maybe you've never done before. Like, a lot of stuff was new to me and was very overwhelming because I had a partner for 17 years, some of which they were things he literally handled. And then all of a sudden, I, as a woman in my 40s, felt ridiculous having to learn. But you just have to humble yourself and take it one day at a time, one act at a time, one, you know, project at a time. Whatever it is. I don't know what all you have going on, but you can't look at the big picture. It's sort of like the. The saying of, like, how do you eat an elephant? It's one bite at a time. Because if you start to look at it, it's going to be way too big and overwhelming and you're going to just, like, crawl into your bed. But you can't do that. You have kids and you've got to show up for them and for yourself. And then a few months are going to go by and you're going to look back at all that you did and you're going to feel so empowered and proud of yourself.
Bobby Bones
That's good. All right, next up, Ray.
Lunchbox
I'm a podcast listener and I'm listening to an episode from Thursday, January 9.
Bobby Bones
Part 1, Minute 40. Bobby challenges Lunchbox to practice and sing.
Lunchbox
Yesterday by the Beatles.
Bobby Bones
Bobby gives him the whole year to.
Lunchbox
Practice, and if Lunchbox nails it by the end of the year, Bobby will give him 200. So I just wanted to give Lunchbox a reminder. I don't want him to miss out on free money. Also, we need an update on Bobby's scratch offs.
Bobby Bones
Thank you for asking. Lunchbox, remember that?
Eddie
Yeah, I know.
Bobby Bones
Been practicing.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. My scratch off. I've. I've lost a lot. I was up here scratching yesterday and I was like, Eddie, I've lost like the last six.
Amy
Yeah, you weren't happy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. My resolution is to hit one for a thousand bucks for the end of the year. I have nothing to report. I'm down like 400 bucks right now at this point. So no news is bad news is what I like to say about this. So there's been no news, except I've been losing like crazy. Give me one more, Ray.
Eddie
Why does Eddie get so much hate? He is the most positive.
Bobby Bones
He's always laughing.
Eddie
He's the employee of the quarter, and Amy's got a throw shade lunchbox. We're used to Lunchbox. That's just who he is. He's the shade thrower. But gee, Jamie, like, hates Eddie now is what it comes across as she's the always on Eddie. Eddie sucks. Eddie sucks. No, Eddie's the best. Eddie's got the greatest personality, and he's always bringing such a positive vibe. I don't know how anyone could be so against Eddie all the time.
Bobby Bones
First of all, Eddie, your response.
Amy
I love this caller. I mean, amen to all that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Amy, any response?
Lunchbox
I just feel like that was quite the exaggeration. I don't think I ever said Eddie sucks. Eddie sucks. I don't. And also, employee of the quarter. We all get onto each other, and I think, Eddie, look at his. When you read off what he did, it was like we took a poll and Eddie had the most zingers or something.
Amy
And I was, are you shading?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she's shading right now.
Lunchbox
Things were.
Eddie
He had a broken arm. Wow, what a great deal. He broke his arm.
Bobby Bones
So this is what he's talking about. This is what he sucks. Eddie sucks. Helped raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for St. Jude during our show. There's a lot.
Eddie
Of people came up with that idea.
Bobby Bones
Nobody did it.
Eddie
So what?
Bobby Bones
But a lot of the ide happen on this show people get credit for. We come up with the ideas, somebody else does, and then somebody does the bit he.
Eddie
You could do that whole thing without him.
Bobby Bones
No, I couldn't. Why y'all hate Eddie Confer. They're all Eddie sucks.
Lunchbox
Eddie's the. He can really sing.
Ryan Seacrest
Why you hate me?
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Why would you take a shot at me?
Eddie
Amy.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Hey, Ray. Peter.
Eddie
Peter.
Bobby Bones
Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning his wigs.
Eddie
Next bit.
Bobby Bones
And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Vaughn lunchbox. Do you know why you were being punished?
Eddie
Yeah, because I had the guts to take a, you know, a challenge and play a game and entertain the masses of Americans that listen to the show.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It was your choice.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He said, hey, I'd like to do this, and if I lose, I will take the Wheel of Punishment. It was not us. It was him. He lost the game we played. So on the Wheel of Punishment, which I will spin here, that's what it sounds like. There are things like spray tan where he has to get four in a row.
Amy
Love it.
Bobby Bones
In the same session. Yeah.
Janice Torres
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So he'll be dark for a long time. Another one is truck nuts. Those things that they hang off the back of those trucks, and they're disgusting. He has to wear them on his neck for a whole week on the show. Okay. Another one is the puzzle in the dark. We do like a 50 piece puzzle. He's in the dark. He's got to put it together. And if he doesn't do it in the time allotted, he has to wear truck nuts everywhere for a week, Even outside the studio. Now I, being the charitable person that I am, Fought for him to have some free spaces on the wheel so that there was a chance he'd had no punishment. Because I thought, man, he's really performed well over the past week.
Amy
That's so nice of you.
Eddie
More than a week.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you just let me be your friend here?
Eddie
I'm just saying.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So there are 1, 2, 3 free spots on the wheel, and if he hits that, that you can promote the YouTube page and make some money if you want.
Eddie
That's a great idea. Go to Bobby bones.
Bobby Bones
No, not yet. Not yet. That's if you win.
Eddie
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Everybody ready to go? Yeah. Do you want to do a test spin? No, because we can do one practice. Let's do one practice.
Eddie
I'm free.
Bobby Bones
It's gonna ruin it. One practice, it won't ruin. This one is not official.
Eddie
Good.
Lunchbox
It does take away his free spin.
Amy
No, it doesn't.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't.
Eddie
You want that? If he lands on free, then the odds of it laying on free again.
Bobby Bones
But if it lands on truck nuts. Nuts.
Eddie
That's better, right?
Bobby Bones
So let's just do one to see. I gotta get loose anyway, so I'm gonna give it a good spin. This is not the official spin.
Eddie
Let's spin that wheel.
Bobby Bones
Of course, it would have landed on puzzle in the dark with truck nuts for a week.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Now, do you feel better that it didn't land on free?
Eddie
Yeah, a little bit better.
Bobby Bones
Even though one has nothing to do.
Eddie
With the other, it absolutely does.
Bobby Bones
Take a deep breath.
Amy
Lunchbox. Which one do you want?
Lunchbox
Other than free?
Eddie
Other than what? I mean, what a stupid question. I'll take the free. That's in yellow.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so you're going specific free. Oh, yeah. Here we go. This is the one that counts.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Unless you want another practice.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I don't want to practice if halfway through, like, to, like, roulette.
Eddie
Oh, like, if I see it, you're like, practice.
Bobby Bones
We'll turn it into practice. Okay, but once I wave my hand, you can't say it. Okay, ready? All right, let's spin that wheel.
Eddie
Man.
Bobby Bones
It's looking good.
Eddie
It's looking good. It's looking good.
Lunchbox
I mean, you were. You weren't even close to free.
Amy
Yeah, not even close at all.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So you.
Eddie
You waved the hand too quick.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I was about to yell.
Eddie
Practice.
Bobby Bones
Probably next week. He'll have to. He'll have to wear the truck nuts. Love it.
Lunchbox
Are they heavy, the Chuck nuts?
Bobby Bones
It depends how big old boy you are, you know, I mean, well, on.
Lunchbox
Trucks, they look heavy. They're part of like the.
Bobby Bones
We have to. We have to order them. So I don't know what they weigh.
Lunchbox
Maybe they make rubber ones or something. I'm just picturing him, like, having a big piece of metal around us.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I think it's funnier if they're like skin color. Honestly, if we can find those, because I know we're gonna order them now. That rubbery skin colored ones are much funnier than the ones I think of.
Amy
Flesh tone.
Lunchbox
Oh, yes, they do. They have.
Amy
Some of those are like real detailed too, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more vascular, the better.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
So, okay, I'll tell you what. Lunchbox at. Oh, I mean, I don't even want. Oh, they're pain.
Amy
Those are gross.
Lunchbox
This is on Amazon.
Bobby Bones
These are pink. You can get different colors. We can get red, blue, different color every day. He has blue ones.
Amy
That's funny.
Lunchbox
I mean, we should.
Bobby Bones
We should order the pink flesh colored ones and then some blue ones too. Yeah.
Amy
You don't want to ask him which ones he wants?
Bobby Bones
No, because there's options like purple, which don't even look. It just looks like a rocket ship. Okay, okay, so there's that. But I will allow you double or nothing.
Amy
Oh, dude, you can land on free.
Bobby Bones
Double or nothing meaning if you land on free, it's back to even. And you. You. There's one more spin for it all. So freight does not clear you.
Eddie
But no, because I. Then I'd have to hit three. Two out of three.
Amy
That's possible.
Eddie
Yeah, it's not. The odds are not good.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Eddie
Yeah, odds are not good. I don't like that.
Bobby Bones
Nothing for you. And it would have been free. And it would have landed on free.
Eddie
The world hates me.
Amy
Do they still have a chance?
Eddie
Chance?
Bobby Bones
Nope. Oh, he's out.
Eddie
No, no. Spin it again. See what happened? No, this is what would have happened. See?
Bobby Bones
But you'd be free. No, we're good.
Eddie
No, because you said I'd have to go one more spin.
Bobby Bones
I can either spin it or you can use this 30 seconds to promote the YouTube page for money. You get to pick because this segment will be on YouTube.
Eddie
I'll spin it again. Since Eddie was such a jerk and didn't want to give me free spaces, why am I going to help him right now?
Bobby Bones
You know, what's your money?
Eddie
I understand that, too.
Bobby Bones
It's 100 bucks.
Eddie
I understand.
Bobby Bones
What do you want to do, huh?
Eddie
You can go to the subscriber page. But, man, how about while you spin it, I'll promote it?
Bobby Bones
You can't hear it.
Eddie
Ah, you never know. I can talk louder than that. Spinner.
Bobby Bones
Now we're good.
Eddie
Okay, go to the YouTube page. Look, I got 30 seconds. You got to go to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page and subscribe. We need to get 5, 000 more subscribers by Friday. Guys, are you guys gonna help me or am I gonna do all the work?
Amy
This is your punishment.
Bobby Bones
Deal, dude. But they want to know why. Well, they guys also get the money.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Amy
But we don't know why he's splitting with us.
Bobby Bones
Because he's the only. Because he. I don't know. I don't want to hear him cry about it. If I. If we had 300, 000 by Friday, you guys will get 100 bucks each.
Eddie
And we. If you don't want to see us get 100 bucks, I mean, who doesn't want to see us get a hundred dollars? Maybe we'll give it to you.
Bobby Bones
You never have a listener. You know, if you win, you ain't giving crap.
Eddie
No, you don't know that. You have no idea. Bobby Bone show on Instagram.
Amy
Thank you.
Eddie
Or Twitter.
Lunchbox
YouTube.
Eddie
YouTube. See how to spray tanned. See? Told you it wasn't gonna hit a two out of three.
Bobby Bones
You told us. Dang, Carlos, if you want 8, 7, 7, 77. Bobby. 8, 7, 7, 77 dot B, O B B Y. And go subscribe to our YouTube page if you want Lunchbox to have more money.
Eddie
Yeah, please.
Lunchbox
But it's also for Eddie and I, so.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
Do it for Eddie and I. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, it depends who you like. They may unsubscribe. To keep Lunchbox from having money, we lose. Okay, back in a second, Bones. This is a weird1. Nearly 200 cattle have mysteriously disappeared in western Colorado. Think about that. 200, not 2. It's not. What are you gonna bring in? A hundred trucks? Yeah, not less than that, but still 50 trucks. The first report of missing cattle was filed just before Thanksgiving with reports from multiple ranchers, including Kelly burch, who noted 43 animals missing from her herd. In total, 187 cows and calves have Vanished. The missing cattle prompted an unprecedented investigation into local sheriffs, task force, search planes, thousands of dollars, rewards. They don't know. So at first, people were like, maybe it's like insurance fraud. When it was a lower number of cows. Now I'm leaning toward aliens.
Lunchbox
Oh, like they abducted 200.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's so many. That's so many. Regardless of what it. Like, that size of things, that's hard. It's not 200 pencils. 200 cows.
Amy
And I feel like the aliens would probably want to, you know, eat.
Bobby Bones
That's what I think.
Amy
Oh, eat. I thought, like, experiment with the cows.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what is that? They wanted a good burger. Any ideas? Any. Any other theories? Because again, they rolled out insurance fraud because it's just too massive of an undertaking to get away with all that without someone seeing it be gotten away with, if that makes sense.
Lunchbox
So when you first said the headline, I thought, okay, 200 cattle, like, you know, went on a journey together somewhere. But this is over time, and it's from different people's properties all over western Colorado. Okay, so, yeah, maybe someone's, like, slowly picking them out and taking them and hoping, like.
Bobby Bones
But none of them are one at a time.
Lunchbox
Well, okay, 40.
Bobby Bones
There's someone that's gonna add other than 40 cows.
Eddie
Middle of the night, you pull up with a cattle truck.
Lunchbox
Maybe the cows are in cahoots.
Bobby Bones
They can be.
Lunchbox
They can be friends. And they're on a mission.
Bobby Bones
There's no mission.
Amy
You have to wrangle them up. Like, it's a lot of work to get cows in the truck.
Bobby Bones
It's something big. It's like, I bet it's something government or something aliens.
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
And that's not even the craziest theory.
Lunchbox
What would the government thing be?
Bobby Bones
Aliens feeding them to the aliens. Cold shopping. This is from Oxford University. Even though the weather's getting warmer, you still bring a sweater with you to go shopping because what stores do they keep thermostats low because chilly temperatures make shoppers more likely to choose products based on emotions like snacks and scented candles as a way to cope with the cold. There you go. That's why it's cold in there. Walmart. Shoppers arrest over the trash can trick and lunchbox. You're familiar with the trash can trick?
Eddie
Yeah, it's easy. All you do is you get a trash can or, like, a hamper or something. You fill it with stuff, and then you just scan the hamper of the trash can. You think you're getting away with it. Sometimes you get busted.
Bobby Bones
Ah, you Put it in it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Isn't it heavy, though?
Lunchbox
But you're just leaving the car.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
You're in the self checkout and you just scan the little.
Amy
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Even or even if you go through.
Eddie
The regular checkout, most cashiers are lazy and they don't look inside and you just scan it. Not that I know anything about that.
Bobby Bones
Well, when I worked at Hobby Lobby, if there was a heavy thing on the bottom, you just said, what is it? And you typed in the code because you didn't have to. It was too big to bring up. So they could have easily put stuff in it or underneath it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Who knows how many times I got. I didn't care, but who knows? Yeah, I got. Got. A Walmart shopper has been caught after stealing more than $20,000 doing this. Oh, wow. 40. They call him Speedy Gonzalez.
Eddie
That's his name.
Bobby Bones
There's nobody's name Speedy though, right?
Eddie
No, his name is Speedy Gonzalez. That's why it was so funny.
Amy
His mom didn't name him that.
Bobby Bones
That's what literally it says Speedy Gonzalez. It is.
Eddie
That's why it's so funny.
Bobby Bones
Speedy Gonzalez, 40, was caught on surveillance footage stuffing an empty trash can full of all kinds of stuff and then just scanning the trash can at the self checkout. Gonzalez, Speedy, allegedly stole from stores more than 20 times before being caught. That's from Fox 5 Atlanta. It's one of those two where you're like, hey, why do you keep doing it? Because eventually you're gonna get caught. However, I'm assuming he's not doing it pushing the limits. He's doing it just to continue the money flow.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
I think there's a difference. And Robin Banks and shoplifting from Walmart.
Eddie
It's a business.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He put high priced items in the cans and then waited for 10 days and then would return them. And that's also trouble, too. When you got to go back to.
Eddie
The scene, that's where you get busted, is returning them. Speedy.
Bobby Bones
Speedy. Yeah. You have to sell them somewhere else.
Eddie
Yeah. Go on Facebook, Marketplace.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, ebay. They say chew on this. From study find, scientists create a gum that traps herpes and flu viruses. Oh, this is crazy. Crazy. The battle against common viral infections might soon include an unexpected weapon. Chewing gum. Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have created a specialized gum that could trap and neutralize herpes and influenza viruses before they spread or cause infection. So gum, which is like, why are they even using gum? The mouth transmits super efficiently to the rest of the body. So first of all, they Got to find something to put in the mouth. And then it's a plant based chewing gum from something called lab. Lab beans. It's an antiviral protein in the gum that ends up identifying the virus. It's crazy though, that they can like keep it from spreading. And I guess what the point is. Do you chew it? I was reading about this. Is it from spreading to other people or like. Like, because it's in you.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's gotta like chew it and trap it somehow. Because then if you swallow, don't you like?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you won't. Who smells gum?
Lunchbox
No, no, no. If you swallow the saliva with the.
Bobby Bones
Gum, it's got to be like a spread to other people then.
Eddie
Oh, I was thinking it was like you, you have a night with a chick and you find you're like, oh no. And the next morning you reach your nightstand, put the gum in. So that way you don't get the.
Bobby Bones
Like a plan gum.
Eddie
Yeah. Yes. Instead of plan B. Yeah, no, yes.
Bobby Bones
That was exactly.
Eddie
And I was going there, but I didn't know if I could make the.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. Regardless of what level that's on, that's actually pretty cool that there's something now that can trap and neutralize viruses in the body before it spreads or causes infection. That's got to be what it is.
Lunchbox
Lunchboxes. Just chew it every day before he comes in.
Amy
Just in case.
Bobby Bones
Not even just in case, dude. He's got something different every day.
Eddie
No, I'm good now. I'm back.
Bobby Bones
Monday, Tuesday, yeast infection. Wednesday, Thursday. American found dead, beaten on a Bahamas beach after just going for a walk near the resort. An American man was found beaten to death on the shore of an island right next to a resort in the Bahamas just hours after his family arrived in the country. The victim's family told news outlet Fox 5 DC their 23 year old son went missing after taking a walk during dinner to explore the Atlantis resort the family was staying in. So this he like left, right? And that's where if you go anywhere. Me, I don't go. If we leave and we're at some resort like that. I've been to Atlantis, it's awesome. I didn't go outside that thing.
Amy
You stay in there?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
That's terrible.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The family started searching the resort file the missing person report. So I wonder if he's walking around because it was late at night because they end up calling the police at 1am When I was walking around, somebody like tries to rob him, got into.
Amy
A fight maybe or walking around like.
Bobby Bones
Maybe he's looking for something and it turns bad.
Amy
I mean, they had just gotten there.
Eddie
Just got there.
Bobby Bones
That's from Local 12. Yeah. That's pretty great. So if you go to one of these resorts in a foreign country, I would suggest you stay because I get scared if I don't.
Lunchbox
I don't know, stay in the walls, especially at night.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like Mexico.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yep. I never been to, like one of those Mexico resorts where it's about, you.
Lunchbox
Know, supposed to be safe.
Bobby Bones
I would, I would never. I think as soon as I walked out, I would get beheaded.
Amy
I think even the people that live there say that. Don't leave this resort.
Lunchbox
Oh, so my cousin's moving to Mexico.
Eddie
Which one?
Lunchbox
My psychic cousin.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Lunchbox
She's moving to Mexico. But she says, like, she sees good things there.
Amy
Yeah, she knows.
Lunchbox
But I am worried for her.
Bobby Bones
I wonder, though, and this is a quick version of my brain, because we're talking about Mexico and we go, oh, man. Corruption, cartels, chop your head off. Every other country has about the guns that we have in the crime that we have and our gun raids and school shootings constantly, like every day. And they've got to be over there doing their version of this show going, I'd never go to America. All they do is, you go to school there, you get shot every day. Because there's probably a real strong parallel between what I'm doing in Mexico right now and what everybody else does to us.
Lunchbox
Right. They're probably like, okay, if we visit America, don't go to a mall or schools.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or outside. Anywhere. Yes. Okay, that's the news. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bobby Bone show, bonehead.
Eddie
This story comes to us from Clearwater, Florida. A 45 year old man was going through a neighborhood when he saw a kid doing a lemonade stand. He's like, oh, love me some lemonade. Went up, bought a cup of lemonade, paid the $3. He said, Chugga, refill please. Like, you know it's gonna be more money. Goes, no, no, I want a free refill. And the lady, the mom was like, sir, you know what I mean? We're trying to make money. The kids, it's $3 a refill. And he grabbed the woman by the arm and said, I'm gonna get a free refill or else.
Bobby Bones
Give him a refill.
Lunchbox
Give him the refill.
Bobby Bones
Just give him the refill and move on with life. Do they call the cops?
Eddie
They called the cops and he was arrested. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's not unlimited refills. For charity. I think that's kind of the rule there. That's why they're doing it. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Eddie
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Studies show spoilers don't spoil. Now, this is an article. This is bull crap. But I'll read you some of it. Spoilers don't actually spoil anything. It turns out knowing the ending doesn't ruin a book, a movie or television show. Yeah, right. A ton.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
The ending to White Lotus, I'd have been so mad. And I would say the one thing our culture does pretty well is not spoil things. You can pretty much go. Unless it's an event, you can pretty much go on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and they'll go, like, don't go to the second slide. If you want a spoiler. Don't like. Our culture kind of social media kind of is positive about that. They don't spoil stuff. But I think you can spoil things by just giving a feeling you had at the end of a show or when some of you guys will go, I didn't expect that twist.
Eddie
Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Eddie does it. And that's like, now I gotta watch for a twist.
Amy
Did that a couple times.
Bobby Bones
Or Amy when she literally gives away the ending of the Avengers when it's in theaters. Like, literally, like, that's.
Lunchbox
That was unfortunate.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I do. I think we should celebrate the fact that this show and our culture has done a pretty good job at not spoiling. Did you watch White Lotus finale ever?
Lunchbox
I did. Yeah, I did.
Bobby Bones
What'd you think of the whole season?
Lunchbox
Thought it was good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I thought it was good too.
Amy
Most people so scared to say anything.
Bobby Bones
But I'm glad she knows.
Lunchbox
Thanks.
Bobby Bones
She knows her limitations.
Amy
But you can't say I didn't like it.
Bobby Bones
You can say that. And most people have said they didn't like it. I think the general consensus in season three was it was slow. I think I watched it different because I'd never seen it before until, like two months ago. And I watched one, then two, and then I binged three hard so I could catch up with my wife to watch. So it wasn't that slow to me because I went episode to episode. I thought season three was the best of all the seasons, which is a very, very unpopular opinion amongst White Lotus super fans. But I thought it was the best because it didn't feel as gross.
Lunchbox
There were some gross parts, but the.
Bobby Bones
People weren't as gross. All the characters I felt like were redeemable.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, for the most part.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Finale I watched it. You watched it?
Lunchbox
I did.
Bobby Bones
Eddie watched it.
Amy
I watched it.
Bobby Bones
You watch it?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Do you watch the show?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're not gonna say anything, but how many do you have left?
Eddie
The whole season?
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
I haven't started it.
Bobby Bones
It's the season with the most episodes. Maybe people think that's why it's the slowest. Oh, is it season one six? Season two, seven episodes. Season three, eight episodes.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, good job, everybody. Not spoiling stuff, parentheses, except for Amy. But you're getting better. Not this time, but you are getting better. And we'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Readyarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Lunchbox
At this point in my life, I'm all about streamlining the operation. Between work, kids, appointments, random last minute school projects, I don't have time to run out for every little thing that we need. So when I realized that with Walmart subscriptions, I could skip the hassle and have the essentials delivered straight to my door. Total game changer. I'm talking groceries, kids stuff, snacks, vitamins, skincare, shampoo, sunscreen. Literally everything that we go through on repeat. And right now, with spring in the air and that fresh new season energy, Walmart's got some serious deals happening. Find trending spring beauty at Walmart in stores, online and in the app.
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Bobby Bones
Picture yourself going for a drive. What comes to mind? Potholes. Those guys on motorcycles that drive up in between you in the lane. Sleepy truck drivers. Red light runners. Distracted pedestrians crossing where they shouldn't. Yeah, sometimes it feels like the road is out to get you. But thankfully, Hyundai offers available class exclusive advanced safety features that help protect you and your family. They put your safety first and everything else second. For example, you can change lanes with much more confidence thanks to the available Blind Spot View monitor, which shows you a live video feed of your blind spots. Learn more about Hyundai@HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for complete details. Bobby Bowens here with news on the Top Shelf Country Cruise setting sail February 27 to March 6, 2026 it's not just a cruise. It's a country music experience at sea. An amazing lineup of performers. Well, we're gonna be there. The Bobby Bone Show. I'm gonna be there. Keith Urban, lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parmalee, LeAnn Rimes. It doesn't end there. We'll also be stopping in stunning destinations along the way. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. Gotta hurry though, these spots are filling up fast.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: THURS PT 1: Amy Gives Advice On Divorce + Morgan And A Country Star Hung Out In Towels Together + Lunchbox Vs. Abby For A Big Prize
Release Date: April 10, 2025
The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones addressing listeners about the departure of a team member, Lunchbox, who is moving to St. Louis due to his wife's medical internship. Bobby announces an open position for a new Head of Creative/Digital and encourages listeners to apply via ZipRecruiter.
Notable Quote:
Bobby Bones [02:58]: "So I put an ad up on ZipRecruiter. I'm looking to hire for a new position."
Lunchbox shares his recent experience participating in the "Pigeon Forge Family Challenge," a reality show produced by the Pigeon Forge Tourism Board and aired on YouTube. He describes the VIP treatment he received and his role as a co-host competing alongside three other families.
Notable Quotes:
A listener, identified as "Stepdaddy Drama," seeks advice on dealing with his mother's new husband, who demands immediate respect and threatens to cut off financial support for his education if he doesn't comply.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [08:01]: "You do not deserve this."
Lunchbox [09:10]: "No, yeah, you're an adult."
The hosts delve into a news segment about a Texas-based company, Void, collaborating with VGW Group to revive the dire wolf using advanced cloning techniques. They discuss the scientific process and the ethical considerations of bringing back extinct species.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [11:53]: "My understanding would be that if we're doing the wolf and we're bringing back old, extinct things, it is for a much greater need."
Amy shares a heartwarming story about Joyce Poplin, a long-serving principal of Nebo Elementary in North Carolina. To honor her 16-year tenure, students and alumni organized a high school musical celebrating her contributions to the school.
Notable Quotes:
Amy [18:14]: "The students and old alumni got together and they did a high school musical."
The show explores findings from Women's Health about what men and women consider the top three traits in an ideal spouse. The hosts and guests share their personal selections, highlighting differences in priorities between genders.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [21:08]: "Loyal, a good provider, and attractive, in that order."
Lunchbox [22:21]: "I have consistency, loyalty, and communication."
Eddie presents a dilemma regarding collective gifts given to a teacher who ultimately decided not to leave her position. The discussion centers on the appropriateness of returning the gifts or repurposing them as appreciation tokens.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Eddie [33:32]: "Like, it was your choice. It has turned from a goodbye gift to an appreciation gift."
Bobby introduces a segment on managing stress, where he and his co-hosts share their personal methods for coping. Techniques discussed include:
Notable Quotes:
Lunchbox [42:26]: "My number one lately is just getting outside and going for a walk, fresh air and breath work."
Bobby Bones [44:29]: "I have to turn on NCAA football or Madden football on PlayStation. That's it."
The hosts engage in a light-hearted joke segment, "Morning Corny," where they exchange puns and riddles. Notable jokes include:
"What do you call a romance that starts in the aquarium?"
Answer: Guppy Love
"How do you drown a hipster?"
Answer: Indie Water
Bobby presents several news snippets, including:
Cattle Disappearances in Colorado: Over 200 cattle have gone missing, sparking theories ranging from insurance fraud to alien abductions.
Chewing Gum Innovation: Scientists have developed a gum that can trap and neutralize herpes and flu viruses, potentially serving as a preventative measure against viral infections.
American Tragedy: A 23-year-old American man was found beaten to death near a resort in the Bahamas shortly after his family arrived.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [79:27]: "200 cattle? That's a lot of wolves, or... aliens, perhaps."
A competition unfolds between Lunchbox and Abby, where they identify TV shows from quotes to win a special pin. The segment is filled with playful banter and audience engagement.
Notable Moments:
"Clear eyes, full hearts."
Answer: Friday Night Lights
"I am the one who knocks."
Answer: Breaking Bad
Notable Quotes:
Lunchbox [58:26]: "The Brady Bunch."
Bobby Bones [58:38]: "The Sopranos, Breaking Bad. That's Heisenberg."
The episode concludes with Bobby reiterating the open position for Head of Creative/Digital and promoting upcoming events like the Top Shelf Country Cruise. Additionally, he touches on maintaining safety and offers listeners various resources and contact information.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [74:28]: "Yeah, I'm looking for a Head of Creative/Digital up on ZipRecruiter."
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show offers a mix of personal anecdotes, listener interactions, insightful advice, and engaging news segments. From navigating complex family dynamics to exploring groundbreaking scientific advancements, the hosts provide a comprehensive and entertaining experience for their audience.
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