THURS PT 1: Amy Going On Trip With Ex-Husband? + Crazy Celeb Age Gaps + Bobby Feud: Top 90's Pop Acts

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Title: THURS PT 1: Amy Going On Trip With Ex-Husband? + Crazy Celeb Age Gaps + Bobby Feud: Top 90's Pop Acts
Host: Bobby Bones
Release Date: February 27, 2025

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1. Introduction and Personal Updates

The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones sharing personal anecdotes, setting a casual and engaging tone for the show.

• Bobby Bones [02:19]: "Hello, welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio."

2. Amy's Big News: Trip with Ex-Husband

Amy shares significant personal news about co-parenting and embarking on a trip with her ex-husband, highlighting mature handling of post-divorce relationships.

• Amy [29:52]: "I'm going away for a weekend with my ex-husband and my two kids."

• Bobby Bones [30:15]: "So you and your ex husband are going away together with your kids?"

Amy elaborates on the trip as a therapeutic and co-parenting effort, emphasizing collaboration and prioritizing their children’s well-being.

• Amy [30:08]: "We decided we were gonna do separate spaces. Ben and our son will be in one space, and Stashira and I will be in another."

• Bobby Bones [31:27]: "Big news. Big. We like it."

3. Crazy Celebrity Age Gaps

Bobby delves into the topic of age disparities in celebrity relationships, presenting a list of high-profile couples with significant age differences.

• Bobby Bones [10:21]: "Bill Belichick's football coach is 72 and his girlfriend is 24. We've talked about them before we met them. It looks weird."

He discusses various celebrities, highlighting the societal perceptions and implications of such relationships.

• Bobby Bones [12:33]: "Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris had a 60-year age difference. That's disgusting."

• Bobby Bones [13:22]: "Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall had a 63-year age gap. She got nothing from him despite marrying him."

The conversation reflects on the power dynamics, financial implications, and public reception of these relationships.

4. Bobby Feud: Top 90's Pop Acts

Bobby introduces an interactive segment where guests compete to name the top 10 pop acts of the 1990s based on Billboard's criteria: chart performance, cultural influence, longevity, and overall impact.

Game Play Highlights:

• Amy's Guesses:

  • Britney Spears [23:02]
  • NSync [23:10]
  • Backstreet Boys [23:17]
  • Shania Twain [23:29]
  • Christina Aguilera [23:54]
  • Mariah Carey [25:48]

• Lunchbox's Picks:

  • Eminem [25:57]
  • Dixie Chicks [25:32]
  • Boys to Men [25:36]
  • Michael Jackson [26:06]

Bobby keeps track of points and guides the competition with enthusiasm.

• Bobby Bones [23:43]: "Billboard has the list of the top ten pop acts of the 90s..."

Eventually, Amy dominates the game with the highest points, correctly identifying several top acts.

• Bobby Bones [26:12]: "At number two was Celine Dion. Janet Jackson at four, Enrique Iglesias at nine, Alanis Morissette at ten."

• Amy [26:34]: "I'll take it."

5. Anonymous Inbox: Overworked Mom

A listener submits a question about balancing household responsibilities, highlighting generational gaps in expectations.

• Listener Query [19:03]: "My husband works from home. I work two jobs... How can I make him see this isn't the 70s anymore?"

• Amy's Response [19:53]: "If his mom never had a job, he should recognize that his wife is working two jobs. It's okay to discuss and renegotiate roles."

Amy offers practical advice, encouraging open communication and challenging outdated norms.

• Bobby Bones [21:11]: "There's going to have to be something to convince him because it sounds like she's already had this conversation."

6. Good News Segment

Participants share personal achievements and uplifting news, fostering a positive atmosphere.

• Lunchbox [28:21]: "After seven years of paying a car payment, I am finally a car owner."

• Bobby Bones [29:05]: "Asteroid YR4 will pass Earth on December 22, 2032. Probability reduced to 0.001%."

Bobby provides a mixture of personal victories and global updates, balancing the show's emotional tone.

7. Listener Interaction: Blood Moon Rituals Controversy

A listener accuses Amy of promoting demonic rituals related to the blood moon, sparking a spirited discussion on beliefs and misunderstandings.

• Listener DM [38:47]: "Burning of paper like that during a blood moon is demonic... You're spreading demonic rituals."

• Amy's Clarification [39:14]: "I meant to do activities like writing something down and throwing it in water as a way to release things."

• Bobby Bones [42:00]: "If you think this dumb little activity... You're out of your mind. I'm banning you for listening to the show for two weeks."

The segment highlights the clash between personal beliefs and listener perceptions, concluding humorously with Bobby reinforcing his stance.

8. News Update: Pet Store Theft Incident

Bobby reports on a recent theft at a Denver pet store where suspects faked a seizure to steal bulldog puppies.

• Bobby Bones [43:12]: "They set up a fake seizure to distract everyone and stole two bulldog puppies worth over $4,000 each."

• Details [43:25]: "Timothy Davis, 37, was arrested for conspiracy to commit a felony, theft, and drug possession."

Bobby adds his commentary on the nature of the crime and the potential motivations behind the suspects' actions.

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Closing Remarks

Bobby wraps up the episode by recapping the major topics discussed, emphasizing personal growth, celebrity culture, and entertaining game segments. The blend of personal stories, listener interactions, and pop culture insights ensures a well-rounded and engaging episode for listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [10:07]: "Billboard has the list of the top ten pop acts of the 90s..."

• Amy [29:52]: "I'm going away for a weekend with my ex-husband and my two kids."

• Bobby Bones [41:02]: "Colorado cops are on the hunt for three suspects after a theft in broad daylight."

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Conclusion

This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" masterfully intertwines personal narratives with broader cultural discussions, ensuring listeners are both entertained and engaged. From Amy's mature co-parenting journey to the exploration of celebrity relationships and nostalgic games, Bobby Bones delivers a comprehensive and lively broadcast.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Hey y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season 2 shares stories about community and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Amy]

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things.

[Emilia]

It's rare to have black male teachers.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I am the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when youn're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or. Or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week, I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you. So I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Emilia]

I'm Emila, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really? Last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the wall. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio.

[Amy]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, where do we start? I know where we start. I sat with Dustin lynch for like 30 minutes last night where randomly I don't say where I don't blow his spot up.

[Amy]

But it was so. It wasn't like a. It just happened accidentally.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

It was organic.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

30 minutes. It's a long time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So I would say, because it doesn't matter to me, I just want to protect his privacy. Because it was a strip club. No, it wasn't. It was nothing like that. There's nothing like that. But my wife and I go somewhere last night, and we're lucky enough that this place puts us somewhere that protects our privacy, even though it's not that big of a deal to me because nobody's, like, running up to me. Occasionally some people would, like, just, like, video us. So they're like, hey, we're put you in this place, and we go to this place in this place, and Dustin's sitting in there. And I'm like, dustin, what's up, dude? He's, like, chilling. And so I'm like, man, I'm supposed to talk to Dustin about something I cannot remember for the life of me. We talk about all kinds of stuff, and Dustin's very nice. I know Dustin, like, outside of just work. And after he leaves, I'm like, oh, I forgot to ask about that girl. That wedding thing.

[Lunchbox]

The wedding, right.

[Amy]

Oh, you would have asked him that. Oh, okay.

[Lunchbox]

I was setting.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No one else around.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have felt comfortable in, like, normal life. I'd have been like, dude, we're talking about that wedding.

[Amy]

Summer house girl or whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

If you dated. Is that what the show is? See, I wouldn't have even been educated enough to bring it up, but I would have brought it up like that. Like, remember when there was a rumor, you dating this girl and, like, you're.

[Amy]

Supposed to play her wedding?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yes.

[Amy]

Oh, and it's in the news because her ex was. Said his name or his ex alluded to him, and then the podcast host said, who was that again? And then said, dustin lynch, which I.

[Bobby Bones]

Was thinking about that. Unless he told the podcast host before the show, hey, when I don't say ask me, so it doesn't look like I'm the one just throwing out information.

[Amy]

Dustin's name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I don't feel like that happened. I feel like the podcast host. Excuse me, the person who was being interviewed was just telling the story and probably thought people could research it if they really cared. And that's. That was 3% cool of them to not just volunteer Dustin's name. Because again, and I think I said this. I don't think Dustin did anything wrong. Now, if we go to her. I don't know. Feels kind of shady. Ray, play a clip. I think shortly after we broke up, I mean, she was, from what I understand, was dating the country music singer that was gonna sing at our wedding. Who was that? Dustin Lynch. Okay.

[Arturo Castro]

Was it Dustin?

[Amy]

Yes. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I don't think he planned to say it. Even when I hear that, I don't think he planned to say it. I would ask Dustin about that, and.

[Lunchbox]

Even when the girl said, who was that? He was like, dustin.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, ah. I may not have come to the show with the answer. If the answer could have been incriminating to Dustin, sure. If he'd have been like, yeah, dude, I hit her up wedding night. I'm sure he didn't, knowing Dustin because Dustin's a quality person. But I sat with him last night and I knew the whole time I was like, what am I supposed to talk to him about? Like, there was something.

[Amy]

It never came to you.

[Bobby Bones]

It never came to me. And not only that, there were screens in front of us and we talked for a little bit. And he knows my wife a little bit. And it wasn't a thing where he felt like we had to talk the whole time. Because Also I put AirPods in for a little bit and I can't really tell you where we were, but you probably know where we were. But we just chilled. And he'd be like, hey. He's comfortable enough to be like, hey. And I can take my AirPod out and listen to what he has to say. You know, there's a comfort level there. But I saw Dustin lynch and totally swung and missed on remembering what to talk to him about. So that's the first thing.

[Amy]

Next time.

[Bobby Bones]

Second thing, I stayed up last night. Arkansas didn't play till 8pm I hate when we play late games.

[Lunchbox]

I was late.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wait till next week. There's one at 9pm Central.

[Lunchbox]

But I don't understand. They played Texas, so why did they start so late?

[Bobby Bones]

It's all about TV scheduling. Okay, so they started at 8:00 and I thought, there is no way. And so I like to first say shout out to all the Longhorn fans out there. I respect you and individually as people, I think I like you a lot because we lived in Austin. Some of my best friends are from Austin. I have some friends that are massive Longhorn fans. Shout out. Mike D. One of the people closest to me in my whole life. Longhorn die hard. Yeah. Hate the Longhorns. It was also too late for me last night. I watched a little bit. You did? I hate the Longhorns because in Arkansas, you grew up hating Texas because they're the bigger, richer school that wins. And we're the little brother, right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so I'm like, let's go. We're gonna pound them. We're gonna put it right in their butt. And so I was like, let's get the game going. We're going to watch it. We just beat him in Texas a few weeks ago. What's up?

[Amy]

I'm waiting to hear what happened. I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

So build up. I'm eager story. It's our job here. A little.

[Amy]

I'm like, who?

[Lunchbox]

Patience.

[Bobby Bones]

So halftime's at like. It's like 9, 15. I'm like, oh, my God. We're winning by seven or eight at halftime. We jump basketball.

[Amy]

That's. That can change real quick.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I didn't think about that. It's a good point there. Hey, thanks, Dicky V. No problem. So who's Dicky V. Dick Vital, famous basketball commentator. Yeah. Okay. Old fought cancer just cleared again to go back. He's probably in his 80s, but was out for a long time with cancer. So after half, Arkansas goes up by 10, 11. And it's. It's a. It's over. It's kill. And I'm like, yeah, I better turn it off. And so I hit the button, go pee, get a little snack. Trying to fix my cortisol levels when I go to bed. So I'm eating a little later. So hopefully my cortisol didn't spike while I'm sleeping. It's a whole different story. I look at my phone, look on the app real quick. It's a three point game. And I'm like, what the crap? So I'm back in. We went to overtime. I think the game ended like five minutes ago, if I'm being honest. Pretty much we ended up winning in overtime, which is great because we needed it to get in the NCAA tournament, but it's just way too late. It should have just been over. We should. We were up 10 or 11. I was like, I'm out. Gonna have some toast and call it.

[Amy]

Well, that's good that they won. Well, sorry, Mike T, but good for you, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was a game. Both teams were exactly the same. Records and everything. Yeah, we. We needed that one. Yeah. I was out after halftime. Like, it's too late.

[Amy]

Mike, are you as impacted as Bobby? Like, UT losing, like, does. How does that impact your day?

[Bobby Bones]

Not basketball, football. Yeah, okay, fair enough.

[Amy]

Bobby is like, Any. Any Arkansas sport.

[Lunchbox]

Not any. Like swimming you don't care that much about, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Yeah. Cause I can't watch it. Baseball. Especially mid season on like I've been watching us play baseball in Arkansas. Keith drives up for three hours to go to games all the time.

[Lunchbox]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Like he drives from Mountain Pine to Fayetteville, which is three hours to catch a Friday, Saturday or Saturday, whatever the set. And drives back home and sends me like pictures the whole time. Baseball? Yes. I'd say that's eight out of ten. Basketball, nine and a half out of ten. Football, ten out of ten. Softball, nine out of ten. Now because my brother in law coaches.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And was a fan anyway. But yeah, that's it. I was up late last night doing that, uh. What you. Anything.

[Amy]

Oh, I went to bed at like 8:30.

[Bobby Bones]

Rub it in. I think I get so annoyed if I stay up late to watch a game. And it's not even the losing part, but it's like I just stayed up late. And then we lost. Like if we lose. And sort of by 7:30, I'm only mad we lost if we lose and it's over at 11, I'm like, I just got a waste.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What a waste of freaking time.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Dicky V. No problem.

[Lunchbox]

My tell.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we are going to start the show now. Thank you guys for being here. Did I say dicky V. Is 85?

[Amy]

You did. I think you said he was old.

[Lunchbox]

You nail it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking now. I don't know what I said. Yeah, he's old. And again, he's fought cancer and is now back broadcasting again. What is that?

[Lunchbox]

Baby, he's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't. Nothing.

[Amy]

Nothing. Doesn't ring a bell. I mean maybe if I heard him, but.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know it's not exactly.

[Amy]

That was just like. That was exactly it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's the same.

[Amy]

Okay then. I've never heard him.

[Bobby Bones]

Must have never heard him. Okay, thank you. Welcome to the show. Here we go. Bill Belichick's football coach.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Is 72 and his girlfriend is 24. We've talked about them before we met them. It's. It's weird.

[Amy]

It looks weird.

[Bobby Bones]

It definitely looks like. Not dad and daughter.

[Amy]

Like grandpa. Grandpa granddaughter.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Do you know how they met? Do you remember this part of it? There's been so much. It was on a flight in 2021 and they began dating in 2023. And so they have said love does not discriminate against age, sex, skin color, religion or ability.

[Amy]

So she was even two years younger.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was 70. She's like 22.

[Amy]

Ew.

[Bobby Bones]

I pulled some of the most famous celebrity relationships with huge age gaps in honor of this because that is a 48 year age difference. Al Pacino and Nor Alala, they had a baby together in 2023. The age gap is 54 years. Okay, more than that. More than him. Robert Dairo and Tiffany chen. Age gap, 34 years. They had a child together in 2023 as well. And those two actors are the same person to me.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they seem like the same year.

[Bobby Bones]

And they had a baby the same year. Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio and various younger women is one of the listings here. Yeah, typically 20 plus years. Dennis Quaid and Laura Savoy. Remember her? She was at, like, University of Texas. Lunchbox Blonde. The age gap is 39 years. She was a PhD student in 2020. Oh, that's right.

[Raymond]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Steven Tyler and Amy Preston, 39 year difference. David Foster and Catherine McPhee. Heck, that one's like the oldest one to me. And that ain't nothing. That's only 34 years. He was born in 1949. She was born in 1984. That's crazy. No, and I, I see them all the time on Instagram and now it's just, I guess, normal because we see them all the time. But he was born in the 40s.

[Raymond]

She is so hot. Like, she is so hot.

[Bobby Bones]

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin, 26 years. He was born in 1958. She was born in 84. And then it has some other ones which aren't that crazy now, I guess. Mick Jagger and Melanie Hamrick. That's a 43 year age difference. She was born in night. He was born in 43. She was born in 86.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Raymond]

That's unbelievable.

[Amy]

That would definitely be like me dating my dad.

[Bobby Bones]

There's another. And some of these are, are old and dead. But Hugh Hefner, when he was with Crystal Harris. Now again, Hugh Hefner felt a bit different. He was just a pervy old man, but 60 years. He was born in 1926. She was born in 1986.

[Amy]

That's disgusting.

[Bobby Bones]

And then Anna Nicole Smith now.

[Raymond]

Oh, I remember this one.

[Bobby Bones]

They're both dead now.

[Raymond]

This is sad.

[Bobby Bones]

But the oil guy, J. Howard Marshall married Anna Nicole Smith. This is one of the most famous ones. He was born in 1903. She was born in 1967. A 63 year age difference. I believe that is the oldest of anybody Here on the list. And then he died shortly thereafter. And then she got all the money, right?

[Raymond]

I don't know if she got all the money, but, man, then she died. Pretty. I mean, she.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Raymond]

Sad recipes. And Nicole.

[Bobby Bones]

Anna Nicole. Here we go. Listen to this. Despite not being included in Marshall's will, Smith claimed that he verbally promised her half of his estate and she got no money.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that doesn't fly.

[Bobby Bones]

She got something.

[Lunchbox]

But you can't say that he said.

[Bobby Bones]

Blah, blah, blah, if you're married to him. I believe it. Because why would you marry an old coot if he's not gonna give you some of his money?

[Lunchbox]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Because she was like, front of magazines and he is a hundred. Like, why are you gonna do that if there's not a promise of money? Like, if I'm the judge, I'm at least living her a little something. His stake in coke industries buy at $1.6 billion.

[Raymond]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

And she got nothing. That's crazy. They should have given her something just because she had to be with him naked. You know, just like a penalty. Here's some penalty money for.

[Amy]

That's her choice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I'm sure her choice wasn't to be with him naked and get nothing from it.

[Raymond]

I'm looking at the picture of them.

[Lunchbox]

It's crazy weird.

[Bobby Bones]

60 years difference.

[Raymond]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, how do you know they got naked?

[Raymond]

Oh, Amy, come on.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're an old man. Oh, my God.

[Raymond]

They're kissing on the lips, dude. I can't.

[Amy]

Maybe they.

[Bobby Bones]

Even if he couldn't do it, I'm sure he wanted to see her naked.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Raymond]

I mean, dude's in a wheelchair.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he was in a wheelchair.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, he's old. Don't you think she should have got, like, some hazard pay? Like a little hazard pay from that situation?

[Raymond]

Hey, look at that dude. Look at him making it.

[Lunchbox]

No, I can't look at that.

[Bobby Bones]

You couldn't do that for three years, though? For $5 million, I'd do it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Raymond]

No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Let's rock. Let's go.

[Amy]

What With. With the whole man, you know, for.

[Bobby Bones]

10 million with an old man, I.

[Lunchbox]

Was like, that's a different story.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I can't believe she didn't get anything. Okay, there.

[Amy]

Hey, y'all.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast, when youn're Invisible, is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society but who have never been interviewed before. Season 2 is all about community organizing and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Amy]

I can't have more than $2,000 in my bank account or else I can't get disability benefits.

[Bobby Bones]

They won't let you succeed.

[Amy]

I know we get paid to serve you guys, but, like, be respectful. We're made out of the same things.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Bone, body, blood.

[Emilia]

It's rare to have black male teachers.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I am the lesson, and I'm also the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when youn're Invisible as part of the Michael Tura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Emilia]

I started to live a double life when I was a teenager. Responsible and driven and wild and out of control. My head is pounding. I'm confused. I don't know why I'm in jail. It's hard to understand what hope is when you're trapped in a cycle of addiction. Addiction took me to the darkest places. I had an AK47 pointed at my head. But one night, a new door opened and I made it into the rooms of recovery. The path would have roadblocks and detours, stalls and relapses. But when I was feeling the most lost, I found hope with community, and I made my way back this season. Join me on my journey through addiction and recovery. A story told in 12 steps. Listen to Crumbs as part of the Mike Galura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week, I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buck wild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe Chao.

[Bobby Bones]

Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the sketchy guy named Steve.

[Arturo Castro]

It's giving funny true crime.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you. So I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell. And my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the Anonymous Inbox. Anonymous inbox. If there's a question to be had, send it into the mountain. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband works from home. I work two jobs, one of which requires a little travel by the time I get home. Some days I'm exhausted. I come home to a messy house most times and I'm very annoyed. His response one time was that his dad never had to help out around the house. His mom did everything well. His mom has never had a job. I do. I have two jobs and I'm expected to maintain the house. How can I make him see this isn't the 70s anymore? And household responsibilities should also be a man's job just as much as a woman's job. Sincerely, Overworked Mom. Amy, what do you have for overworked Mom?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, I think we've evolved. And so if his mom never had a job, he should be able to recognize that his wife is working the two jobs. And I think it's totally okay to have a discussion. And there are things that we grow up with. Like I've seen multiple people do that brick analogy where you have your brick from the house you grew up in and you can bring all your bricks to the table and build your new house and you throw out the other bricks that don't work. This is a brick we need to throw out. The fact that your dad never did chores or helped run the house. That brick needs to go away. It doesn't come to the new house.

[Bobby Bones]

There's going to have to be something, though, to convince him because it sounds like she's already had this conversation of why don't you clean the house? So there's going to have to be some trade off.

[Amy]

Oh, I don't think we need to trade anything for this. This should just be understood.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's not because she's already said something. Right. The understanding is not there.

[Amy]

She explained it as a brick.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that she has. Obviously she has expressed that she's unhappy when she comes home and the house is a mess.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's going to have to be something. Either you keep from him. You know what I'm saying?

[Amy]

Oh, that sounds healthy. Yeah. Threaten it. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I think that's one of the ways it's not healthy how he's treating her.

[Amy]

Not at all. No. He's. I, I'm very annoyed by him. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

The fact that she said that and he's like, well, my dad never did it. I'd be like, you're a loser.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's either going to be a take in order to get him to do it or a give in order to get him to do it. Because obviously the communication that you've tried has not worked and it doesn't feel like a nice chat's going to work either. So a, you keep from him. And you know what I'm talking about.

[Lunchbox]

I got you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just now.

[Lunchbox]

I just got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Emilia]

Money.

[Amy]

Welcome to the conversation.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. So you can keep that from him or you can give to him. And it doesn't have to be that, but it could be. Or it could be a trade off where you know, there's something that you do if he does this or you can split the chores or like I'll. But there's going to have to be a take or a give because you've already tried communication and, and being rational with him and it has not worked. So whatever it is, you have to now negotiate, whatever this settlement is, it sucks. He's just not learning to do it. You could also try the technique of just let the house be disgusting forever and let him learn. But guys will just.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I feel like y'all be like, okay, I'm totally fine with it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll just adapt to it.

[Amy]

That's such an awful situation.

[Bobby Bones]

Terrible. And it's really hard to get out of and it's going to be difficult to get out of it. But it maybe. I don't know.

[Amy]

But there is hope.

[Bobby Bones]

More money than he does. If you have two jobs and you're making more money than he does, maybe there's some. Some stuff there.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I thought you were talking.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't clean the house. I'm not. You don't get to spend any of this money.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But mostly I think option one works. Yeah. Good luck. If that doesn't work, let Us know we'll try again. All right, close it up. Billboard has a list of the top 10 pop acts of the 90s. It's based on chart performance, cultural influence, longevity, and overall impact. Can you name the top 10 pop acts of the 90s? We rolled the dice. Amy's first. Just generally speaking. Top 10 pop acts of the 1990s. 10 answers on the board. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Britney Spears.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Britney Spears. Number three answer.

[Amy]

NSync.

[Bobby Bones]

NSync. Number seven answer.

[Amy]

Backstreet Boys.

[Raymond]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Number five answer.

[Amy]

Shania Twain.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a good guess there. Show me Shania twain. Wow. Number eight answer.

[Lunchbox]

She's gonna run it.

[Bobby Bones]

She's got four.

[Amy]

Pop.

[Bobby Bones]

Billboard has the list of the top ten pop acts of the 90s at three. Britney Spears at five. Backstreet Boys at seven. In sync at eight. Shania Twain.

[Amy]

Christina Aguilera.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Christina. Number six.

[Amy]

Okay, I feel like Shania crossed over, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Cher, show me share.

[Lunchbox]

Good guess.

[Bobby Bones]

And you, with 29 points now, can be easily toppled if it gets to round two and three. But Lunchbox five ants are still on the board. We're looking for the top 10 pop backs of the 90s.

[Raymond]

Yeah. Rolling Stones.

[Bobby Bones]

Jump. Yeah. That's no quick, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

She says Shania. So I'm thinking Garth's got to be up there. Okay, give me Garth Brooks.

[Bobby Bones]

Gb no, Shania crossed over.

[Raymond]

And you actually tried on the head.

[Bobby Bones]

I did try, Amy.

[Amy]

Tupac.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Tupac. Points are double. Lunchbox.

[Raymond]

Madonna.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Madonna.

[Amy]

She's 80s.

[Bobby Bones]

He's hitting all the decades. He's. He's just surrounding it. Till later. Eddie. Eddie. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Eminem.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Eminem.

[Amy]

What the what?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we are Eminem. More 2000s.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, is he?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay, so, Amy, it's round three. Points are tripled. We're already here. There's still five answers on the board. Brittany. Backstreet, Christina, NSync, and Shania Twain are off the board. You have 29 points.

[Amy]

The chicks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, show me the Chicks. Dixie Chicks.

[Raymond]

Chicks.

[Amy]

That's who I was listening to.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. He's been waiting. Go ahead, Lunchbox. That's all I.

[Raymond]

Boys to men.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Boys to men. What?

[Raymond]

That was, like, the biggest group in the.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't. All right.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I gotta get something here. So give me Mariah Carey.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me Mariah Carey, number one answer.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Points are tripled. Third round.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, was he still going in the 90s?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Ten pop acts of the 90s. Top ten pop acts of the 90s.

[Lunchbox]

You go, Michael Jackson.

[Bobby Bones]

That's way wrong. Dang.

[Raymond]

I tried to wait to the third, and I still didn't get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Me, too. So at number two was Celine Dion. Janet Jackson at four, Enrique Iglesias at nine, Alanis Morissette at ten. Number 11 and 12 were TLC and Spice Girls. They just missed it. Amy dominated with 29 points.

[Amy]

I'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of a boring game today.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, really?

[Bobby Bones]

She's really the only one. Eddie came in clutch with a three.

[Amy]

Kept it interesting at the end. His guesses.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there you go.

[Emilia]

It's time for the Good News with producer Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Y'all know Alex Rodriguez, A rod, Dated J. Lo.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I think New York Yankee, Texas Ranger, all that, too. Yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Well, he was at a college basketball game. It was Bucknell University versus Army, and they had set up a whole halftime thing where if he made a half court shot, some lucky student would get $10,000. And he goes to the half court line. I just play it right.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Also just cool that somebody famous is out there doing that. Yeah. And a rod. And if someone's going to do it for a kid, you hope it's at least an athlete so they can get it there. But he was pretty on. I mean, he hit the backboard. It was like, boom.

[Lunchbox]

It was perfect. Great. Well, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But, yeah. 10,000 bucks. Do they know who the kid is?

[Lunchbox]

So they don't know the kid is, but he gets 10 grand. And he said that he will use it towards his tuition. He's a college student.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, how did he say they don't know who it is? Oh, I don't know who. You don't know who it is? Okay, so the kid knows who he is, right? Yeah, he nailed it. Like, pressure's on. Drilled it. Great story. That's what it's all about.

[Raymond]

That was.

[Arturo Castro]

Tell me something good, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, this segment's completely unfair because I said, everybody share some big news. And Amy just went, how big? I got nothing. But we'll come to you. We'll come to you. Because what happened was I saw something. I was like, oh, big news. I'm going to share this on the show. So here we are on Thursday. I got big news to share. Then Eddie goes, I had big news, too.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So then it was. We forced everybody to have some big news. So, Eddie, you can go first. What's your big news?

[Lunchbox]

I have huge news. After seven years of paying a car payment, I am finally a car owner. I own my Jeep. It's 100% mine, I don't own a payment anymore. It's like crazy because I've never ever owned a vehicle before.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's a big deal. I think it should be celebrated.

[Amy]

Big news.

[Bobby Bones]

Big news from Eddie. He has paid off his car.

[Amy]

That's really cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a big deal. I feel like Amy's giggling because hers is. Yeah, Yeah. I don't say anything. We'll come to you in a minute.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I have big news.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's something I've talked about on the show a lot. Now I want to read you this. The latest analysis has reduced the probability of that asteroid. They got up to over 3% to now 0.001%. Big news.

[Lunchbox]

That means we're living.

[Bobby Bones]

Possibly.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Asteroid YR4 will pass Earth on December 22, 2032. The probability had gotten as high as 3.1. The rise and fall of the asteroid's impact probability has followed an expected and understood pattern. The European Space Agency says. 001%. 001%. For me. That's big news. That's big news, guys. Keeping up with it. Okay, I don't know what you're about to say.

[Amy]

I don't either.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't even know what you're about to say.

[Amy]

I have like five different things in my head right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me one.

[Amy]

I can say.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's big news, everybody.

[Amy]

Okay. I'm going away for a weekend with my ex husband and.

[Lunchbox]

What the.

[Amy]

And my two kids.

[Lunchbox]

This is big.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on, hold on. I don't want to. No, I want Amy to tell more before we start. Okay. Inserting our theories.

[Amy]

Should I have gone with something different?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because we're interested in this.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

So you and your ex husband are going away together with your kids?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Now that sounds. I know it's not. I think it's not. That sounds romantic.

[Amy]

It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we all thought that. Right? Yeah. Okay.

[Raymond]

I was like, whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Well, and. Yeah. Just something that we're doing for our kids with our kids. A therapy type thing and co parenting situation. And I'm just really proud of us for getting to this point to where we can do something like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Same room.

[Amy]

Staying in the same room.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

No, we're not staying in the same room. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a fair question.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's a fair question. I was open to staying in like a same space, but like different rooms. And then Ben, my ex husband, he was like, well, how does your boyfriend feel about that? And I said, he's totally fine. He's supportive. Whatever we need to do for our family, it's totally okay. And then ultimately we decided we were gonna do separate. Like Ben and our son will be in a space, and then Stashira and I will be in a different space. So totally separate. But we were. We were open to that because it was gonna save a little bit, but that's what we're gonna do. And it's. I'm really excited about it and I'm just proud of us. And this gives hope. I know not everybody has this type of co parenting situation where you can get along. And Ben and I definitely have moments where we struggle in our communication, but this is big, big news.

[Bobby Bones]

Big news.

[Lunchbox]

Big news.

[Bobby Bones]

Weird news. But good news. Mature news.

[Amy]

Mature news.

[Bobby Bones]

And weird. Just how you positioned it. My ex husband and I are going away together with our kids. She even gave us that little.

[Amy]

Our son was even like, does this mean that. Oh, wow. Yeah, he did ask that same question that you did, and we said no. But this, our family is a priority and it's important and we're gonna always be here for. For you and your sister.

[Bobby Bones]

Big news. Big. We like it. Lunchbox. Big News.

[Raymond]

On Saturday, March 8th, I'm gonna be in the Mad Dog demolition derby.

[Lunchbox]

You're driving?

[Raymond]

Yes. They're giving me a car to drive in the demolition derby.

[Amy]

Nah, you get to crash in.

[Bobby Bones]

Where is that?

[Raymond]

It's in Shelbyville, Tennessee. It's like right down the road.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you safe?

[Raymond]

I'm saying. Well, I mean, I have a seat belt.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you have a helm. I've been to demolition derbies.

[Raymond]

Yeah, you have a helmet.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there any way you get hurt?

[Raymond]

Yeah, there's a way I can get hurt. Like. Well, okay, so I'm doing like. They have a. They have two different things. They have the, like where you crash into each other.

[Bobby Bones]

This. Then who can last the longest before they break their sticks? Right.

[Raymond]

And you drive backwards so you don't damage the engine. But I.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Raymond]

Yeah, you rambled.

[Bobby Bones]

This is woke demo derby. I don't like woke demo derby.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Because that's the smarter way. This is woke demolition derby. No. Okay, go ahead.

[Raymond]

That's. So you don't damage your engine. See?

[Bobby Bones]

And it lasts longer, but that's part of it.

[Raymond]

And then they also have. Where they have races where you have two cars and they do two laps around the venue and you wreck each other and flip them and stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't do that one.

[Raymond]

That's the One I'm doing.

[Bobby Bones]

You're gonna flip.

[Raymond]

I don't know if I'm gonna flip them, but I'm rubbing.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, sorry. You're gonna get flipped by somebody.

[Raymond]

Maybe Nitro. Ned.

[Lunchbox]

That's the guy you're racing?

[Raymond]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you doing the one though where you do the demo demolition or just a.

[Raymond]

Just a race. Okay, but they're giving me a car and I get to race and I can spin the dude out.

[Amy]

Bump them.

[Raymond]

What? They can bump me. I mean, this is gonna be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

His dreams. Always be bumped by a dude. Yeah. Now it's been for a long time. It's finally happened. Yes, it's finally happened. Morgan, anything? Yeah. Well, speaking of cars, I fixed mine.

[Amy]

You guys heard that? I came into the studio because my car died. I replaced the battery. All with the help of a friend.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a battery?

[Amy]

Yep. No triple A, no nothing. We couldn't get the car towed so we just had to get in there and fix it ourselves.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you learn how to do it for next time? Yes. Yeah. Now I know everything.

[Amy]

I have all the tools that I need. We are all set if a battery dies again.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, big news. Let's do one more. Hey, Raymondo. Any chance you have big news? Of course. Speaking of vehicles, I went to the dmv. This has been something that's been in the works since the pandemic 2020. Everybody needs to get a real ID. The US government allowed us to do it until 2025. The deadline is. My wife has been nagging me for five years. I was almost not able to travel throughout the United States. I got my real id, guys. I can board a commercial flight. That's so annoying. Big news. I'm sure there's a reason good for. Hey, big news. But it makes me feel I have to go. We have to do it. And we're wait till the last minute. Then everybody's going to be trying to do it.

[Amy]

Yeah. So this is a warning. You don't. Don't wait till the last.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll forget as soon as the segments over. But still, that's good for you, Ray. Yep. All right, well good. Good job everybody. Amy's going away with her husband. Lunchbox. Getting bumped by a dude. Sorry, ex husband. Morgan knows how to do a battery. Eddie paid off. We're not dying of an asteroid.

[Lunchbox]

That's great news.

[Bobby Bones]

Overall, massive stuff there. Okay.

[Amy]

Hey, y'all.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast when youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society but who have never been interviewed before. Season 2 is all about community organizing and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Amy]

I can't have more than $2,000 in my bank account or else I can't get disability benefits.

[Bobby Bones]

They won't let you succeed.

[Amy]

I know we get paid to serve you guys, but like, be respectful. We're made out of the same things.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Bone, body, blood.

[Emilia]

It's rare to have black male teachers.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I am the lesson and I'm also the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when you're invisible as part of the my cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because, honest guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buck wild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe Chao.

[Bobby Bones]

Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the sketchy guy named Steve.

[Arturo Castro]

It's giving funny true crime.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Emilia]

I started to live a double life when I was a teenager. Responsible and driven and wild and out of control. My head is pounding. I'm confused. I don't know why I'm in jail. It's hard to understand what hope is when you're trapped in a cycle of addiction. Addiction took me to the darkest places. I had an AK47 pointed at my head. But one night, a new door opened and I made it into the rooms of recovery. The path would have roadblocks and detours, stalls and relapses. But when I was feeling the most lost, I found hope with community and I made my way back this season. Join me on my journey through addiction and recovery. A story told in 12 steps. Listen to crumbs as part of the Michael Lura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies, are designed to force the cancer to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Amy]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's the devil. You guys know that? No, Amy's the devil. Oh, no, I didn't notice it, but a listener did.

[Amy]

Yeah, they did.

[Bobby Bones]

Where did you get this message?

[Amy]

He sent me a dm. Okay, go ahead, read it on Instagram. And he said, you know, the burning of paper like that during a blood moon is demonic as all crap. And you're spreading demonic rituals to everyone? Wtf. I thought you were Christian. I guess I could be wrong. Sorry if I'm wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

So let's back up a second. What's he talking about?

[Amy]

Okay, so when you told me about the blood moon, I thought, oh, I think that there's some rituals.

[Bobby Bones]

Rituals is not the word.

[Amy]

I know, but he used the word rituals.

[Bobby Bones]

We didn't say rituals.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think I said, I think there's some activities we could do during the blood moon where we release things and it's just a good night to do it, and we may need to burn it or throw it in some water or something like that. It's just a fun thing we could do together. I'm not doing anything demonic or satanic. I'm just.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me simplify this. Let me simplify what happened. I didn't know what the blood moon was. Amy's like, it's red. Yeah, but she used that as a conduit to get us all to hang out. It wasn't even about a blood moon. Yeah, she was like, I'd like to hang out. I need some friends to come over to the house or something. I don't know.

[Amy]

No, I wanted to host us together at the house, doing something outside of work together that is a bonding experience. And we can all take something in our lives that we need to surrender, release, and get rid of.

[Bobby Bones]

And at first, it Wasn't about the blood moon. She's been pitching ideas and I was like, blood moon? It feels weird. Astrology weirdos probably think this actually means something.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then Amy's like, well, we could do. That's fun. Is you write something down and then you throw it in water, and it's like. It's an activity to let that thing release whatever hooba jubu is happening.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's. It's an experiential thing. Like you can, in your mind release something, but when you write it down on paper and burn it and then drop it in water like there, it's just experiential.

[Bobby Bones]

He brings up a great point. That's why I'm not doing it.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

Me too, Amy. I'm out.

[Bobby Bones]

I live by the good book. And you know what?

[Amy]

He probably also doesn't take his kids.

[Bobby Bones]

Tr or read Harry Potter or. If you're offended by this. If you think this dumb little activity you could do at a work office that doesn't have to do with a blood moon as a get to know you game where you just, like, write something down. You want to get better at work and throw it. Dude, you're out of your mind. I actually. I'm banning you for listening to the show for two weeks.

[Lunchbox]

So how do you enforce it?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. But, hey, maybe the big man upstairs will. Maybe he'll cut his feet.

[Amy]

Sorry if I'm wrong. He goes, I guess. I guess I could be wrong. I thought you were a Christian. Sorry if I'm wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

No, what he's doing there is setting you up to go, Sorry if I'm wrong. I thought you were Christian. Unfair. He's not saying sorry, he's wrong. He's saying, I'm going to compare you to what I thought you were by taking a shot at you. That's completely unfair. Wait till he hears about the other stuff.

[Amy]

What other stuff?

[Bobby Bones]

He's reading a dragon book. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's demonic.

[Amy]

Fourth wing.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen, whoever you are, you're out of your mind. She might be demonic, yes, but not. Not because of this. Is she a Christian? Yes.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Very much so, yes. So you are a person.

[Raymond]

I think he's just against it during the blood moon. I think he can do it any.

[Bobby Bones]

Other day of the week.

[Raymond]

But he said blood moon makes you a demon.

[Amy]

No, it's the. The ritual.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you ever said ritual, though.

[Amy]

I. I don't know if I. I.

[Bobby Bones]

Also don't think you're the Devil.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but we're not doing this, though, right?

[Amy]

No, we are.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm using this as a reason not to do it because I don't want. I. I don't want to go to hell, and I don't want this to be put on that side.

[Lunchbox]

Good call.

[Bobby Bones]

When it's like. Okay. Welcome to the Pearly Gates. Next up, number two, Bobby coming up. Oh, wow. This is good. This is good. You did this to help. Blood moon.

[Lunchbox]

Burn paper.

[Bobby Bones]

Burn paper.

[Amy]

Okay, so if you're canceling this activity, what are we replacing it with?

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing.

[Amy]

Something more wholesome.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll. We'll do praise and worship ourselves at our own houses.

[Lunchbox]

Love it.

[Amy]

Okay, that's not together. You're missing the whole point.

[Bobby Bones]

Get over yourself, dude. You're banned from two weeks to listen to the show. What's his name? First name.

[Amy]

Well, I have to pull up my dms. I just copied and you block them. I didn't even. I left it in the. I didn't even move it over to the. Where he could see that I read it because I was like, oh. And also, I don't want to judge him. Like, nothing. I don't. I don't have any ill feelings towards him, Bobby. I don't need anybody to retaliate.

[Bobby Bones]

She's in constant fear of retaliation.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Bones. Colorado cops are on the hunt for three suspects after a theft in broad daylight. Now, what happened at a pet store in Denver? These people went in, and so they're just looking around, and one of them starts to have a seizure. Except it was fake. And so when someone drops down having a seizure, people run to it and all the attention goes to them. And so what happened is, while everybody was there, another one lifted the lid and stole two bulldog puppies. They did the whole fake seizure to steal the dogs.

[Amy]

Terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I'm watching the footage right now, and boy, they grabbed the dogs like a football and runs. Somebody trips, the dogs go flying out of their arms, picks them up again, takes off running out of the building. Bad person. Hey, this guy should send them a dm, because that is satanic.

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, at least they don't harm anybody with the seizures, because some people just straight up shoot people for dogs.

[Bobby Bones]

The dogs went flying, like, out of the guy's arms.

[Amy]

It's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah. Another man, employee, Perfect Pets, says the display case was holding nearly year old bulldog puppies, each worth more than $4,000. It's usually locked. It had been unlocked earlier in the day so the customers could pet the puppies. They called 911 because the guy had a seizure. But then it was like, oh, I guess while we have you, the seizure was fake and they stole the dogs. Davis was arrested. They did get somebody. Timothy Davis, 37 year old, was booked on suspicion of conspiracy to commit a felony, theft and drug possession. Probably some drugs in his pocket. Yeah, if I've heard enough bonehead stories of the day. Probably had some drugs in his pocket. Authorities say they're now on lookout for the two men who fled though, who did get away. And like, what if you're the bro of the three that didn't make it out? That kind of sucks. Your other boys got out and you get arrested. I sell them out immediately. If they left me behind, I sell them out immediately. That's from Newser. And that is the end of the first half of the podco.

[Lunchbox]

That is the end of the first.

[Bobby Bones]

Half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast. You can go to podcast two or you can wait till my guest to come out.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Hey, y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season 2 shares stories about community and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Amy]

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things.

[Emilia]

It's rare to have black male teachers.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I am the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when you're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilar hilarious actors and writers and comedians. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Emilia]

I'm Emilia, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years I had to rely on other people to tell me my story, and what I heard wasn't good. You really last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Bobby Bones]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.