THURS PT 1: Bobby Had His First Beer + Weird Thing Bobby Wore In Bed Last Night + Did Lunchbox Steal? + Country Music Lyrics Game

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show (May 1, 2025)

Episode Title: THURS PT 1: Bobby Had His First Beer + Weird Thing Bobby Wore In Bed Last Night + Did Lunchbox Steal? + Country Music Lyrics Game

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1. Personal Struggles and Coping Mechanisms

Timestamp: [03:03]

Bobby Bones opens the episode by sharing a deeply personal experience regarding his struggle with an upset stomach, which has been causing him discomfort and vomiting. He delves into a sensitive topic about his childhood trauma related to bedwetting, which has influenced his behavior and fears even into adulthood.

Bobby Bones [03:16]: "I'm on the line anyway. Like I don't know how my wife's attracted to me and I already feel that way too."

He humorously recounts his attempt to manage the situation by improvising a makeshift diaper using shorts and towels to prevent an accident in bed. This segment reveals Bobby's vulnerability and his method of handling personal anxieties.

Bobby Bones [04:49]: "I left a towel on the side of the bed and she was like, why was there a towel on the side of the bed? So I told her, I said, I basically made a diaper because I don't want to use the bathroom in the bed."

2. Listener Questions and Discussions

a. Dating an Ex-Teacher

Timestamp: [08:16]

A listener reaches out with a unique situation: dating a high school teacher. Bobby and his team discuss the societal perceptions and potential awkwardness this relationship might bring.

Listener (Signed, Hot for X Teacher) [08:16]: "I'm dating one of my high school teachers. Don't freak out."

Bobby offers reassuring advice, emphasizing maturity and the importance of clear communication to alleviate any initial discomfort among friends and family.

Bobby Bones [09:19]: "There's nothing weird about it. 26 and 21. Age wise, I mean, there's... You're fine."

b. Did Lunchbox Steal?

Timestamp: [30:12]

Amy shares a story about accidentally overstepping while picking up an online order for sandwiches and chips. She explains how she ended up with double the amount of chips she paid for, leading to the moral dilemma of whether it constituted theft.

Amy [30:12]: "I pulled out the five bags of chips underneath the sandwiches. And there was five bags of chips underneath the sandwiches."

The discussion revolves around intent versus action, with Lunchbox and Bobby concluding that technically, taking more than paid for is stealing, albeit unintentional.

Lunchbox [31:03]: "Yes, not on purpose, but you can just easily take them back."

Bobby suggests returning the extra chips and using the incident as a teaching moment about honesty and responsibility.

Bobby Bones [33:20]: "But today do you take the chips back? That's the question."

3. Country Music Lyrics Game

Timestamp: [11:23]

The hosts engage in a fun and interactive country music lyrics game, where Eddie reads snippets of song lyrics, and the team must identify the song titles and specific details.

Example Round:

• Eddie [11:23]: "In 'Something Like That' by Tim McGraw. What did she wear that was killing him?"

  • Lunchbox [12:45]: "Emmy Lou Hayes."

• Eddie [13:54]: "In 'Thunder Rolls' by Garth Brooks, what time do the events begin?"

  • Amy [13:42]: "3:30 in the morning."

The game continues with various rounds, testing the hosts' knowledge of country music. Their camaraderie and competitive spirit make this segment both entertaining and engaging for listeners.

Bobby Bones [15:09]: "You gotta ask Ray."

4. Good News Segments

a. Heroic Actions in Emergencies

Timestamp: [19:07]

Amy narrates a heartwarming story about a woman and her children, who were confronted by a potential kidnapper in a parking lot. The bystanders acted swiftly, ensuring the safety of the family and apprehending the perpetrator.

Amy [19:07]: "There's a lady and her two kids in the parking lot of the DMV when all of a sudden there's a commotion... They wrote the license plate down, called police, gave him the description, got the guy."

Bobby links this story to his own vigilant nature, emphasizing the importance of being observant and proactive in safeguarding communities.

Bobby Bones [19:30]: "I just practicing. In case something like this happens."

b. Real ID Act Concerns

Timestamp: [21:05]

Susie from Florida, who works for TSA, discusses the Real ID Act's impending deadline. She expresses frustration over repeated reminders and the lack of public preparedness.

Lunchbox [21:05]: "We've been reminding people... And the most common reaction I got from people last year is, oh, that's next year."

Bobby and the hosts explore the potential chaos and inconvenience that might arise if the deadline isn't extended, highlighting the need for better public awareness and administrative strategies.

Bobby Bones [22:35]: "We need to do it state by state now. So I would wait till the very last minute, and then each state have a different deadline so they could focus on each state."

5. Community and Listener Interactions

a. Ian's Giveaway Challenge

Timestamp: [36:18]

Ian from Ohio calls in with a playful challenge after hearing Bobby's regret over purchasing the Apple Vision Pro. Bobby proposes a game where Ian can win a copy of the device by guessing a randomly chosen number between 1 and 1000. Though Ian doesn't guess the exact number, the interaction showcases the show's lighthearted and engaging nature.

Bobby Bones [36:38]: "And if he gets it, I will mail him my Apple Vision Pro."

b. Bill Belichick's Relationship

Timestamp: [60:01]

The hosts discuss a news story about Bill Belichick's relationship with Jordan Hudson, his girlfriend, and the accompanying narrative that led to public scrutiny. They analyze the dynamics and perceptions around the age difference and financial implications.

Bobby Bones [63:42]: "Jordan Hudson has reportedly amassed a whopping 8 million dollar real estate portfolio since they started dating."

Lunchbox and the team express concern over the power dynamics and the potential for exploitation, emphasizing the importance of healthy relationships regardless of age differences.

Lunchbox [63:44]: "They look a little off. It doesn't seem like a healthy relationship."

6. Lighthearted Segments and Jokes

a. Corny Jokes Contest

Timestamp: [40:14]

In a bid to inject humor, the hosts participate in a corny jokes contest, exchanging puns and playful banter. This segment highlights their chemistry and ability to entertain listeners with light-hearted content.

Lunchbox [40:24]: "All the shingle ladies."

b. Discussion on Social Media Influencers

Timestamp: [42:24]

The conversation shifts to the phenomenon of social media influencers like Saffron Maryx on TikTok, who monetize everyday activities. The hosts debate the merits and oddities of such trends, reflecting on societal changes in content consumption.

Bobby Bones [43:45]: "It's the internet's good for you. From Reader's Digest."

7. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode winds down, Bobby reflects on the various stories and interactions, reinforcing the show's commitment to discussing relatable issues with humor and empathy. He also touches upon the significance of being prepared and proactive in daily life.

Bobby Bones [70:22]: "Maybe you're a Robin Hood, but I don't think he did it."

The episode concludes with a mix of anecdotes, listener stories, and engaging games, ensuring a memorable and entertaining experience for the audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bobby Bones [03:16]: "I'm on the line anyway. Like I don't know how my wife's attracted to me and I already feel that way too."
• Amy [30:12]: "I pull out the five bags of chips, and there was five bags of chips underneath the sandwiches."
• Lunchbox [31:03]: "Yes, not on purpose, but you can just easily take them back."
• Bobby Bones [19:30]: "I just practicing. In case something like this happens."

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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show seamlessly blends personal stories, listener interactions, and engaging games, all while maintaining a balance of humor and sincerity. Bobby's openness about his personal challenges fosters a relatable environment, encouraging listeners to connect and engage with the content on a deeper level.

Transcript

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[Leah]

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[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Thursday's show morning studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

My stomach's been upset for a few days. I think it's all stress related and I say I don't want to get gross but the stomach's been bad and it's. I've been throwing up but do the.

[Amy]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. So I'm in bed and my nightmare is using the bathroom in the bed and I'm going to tell you why. I have trauma from peeing the bed till I was like eight. And it's also why I don't like to stay at people's houses because I was afraid I'd pee the bed even later.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I didn't pee the bed all the time but there were a few instances a year where I peed the bed and part of me thinks I was just lazy and didn't want to get out of bed but part of me is like maybe there was some trauma from being.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I really also like I'm, I'm on the line anyway. Like I don't know how my wife's attracted to me and I already feel that way too. And I think if I poop the bed it would, it would definitely take it down a notch. So my stomach's been so messed up. So last night I try to go to bed about 9:30 or 10. The schedule for the show isn't the best if you hate waking up in the morning which I do. I woke up around one of. My stomach is gurgling. I'm like oh no, no, no, no. And I'm just wearing mind to wear. I just sleep in boxer briefs and that's it. But I also realize that's one. That's this one. Fine. That's thin line that separates me from the bed because if I do have an accident it's in the bed is different because it's going to go through the sheet and for sure Then how do you scrub it even out of a bed? It's in that staying forever in a. On a mattress. Yeah. No, almost impossible. Almost impossible to get out in a mattress. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm sure you have a mattress Cover.

[Bobby Bones]

We do, but trust me, you'd go through that too. We're talking toxic. So I, I, we don't have kids yet. I don't really know how to do a diaper. I got up and I put a pair of shorts on over underwear and then I took a towel and made a diaper and tucked it and wore a diaper to sleep last night.

[Lunchbox]

What is going on?

[Bobby Bones]

Why? What's going on? I want to poop the bed.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but wow, if my wife.

[Bobby Bones]

Would have seen me walk in the room. I don't know if you remember the old cartoon forever ago, like Baby Huey from like the 50s or like this really huge baby in a. Or Baby New Year. I was Baby New Year last night.

[Lunchbox]

In a diaper or a sumo wrestler.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, thank you. I mean, I feel like I've been pretty in shape, but. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's not what I meant. But they sort of look like they have on little towels around their loins.

[Bobby Bones]

I was wearing a diaper.

[Scuba Steve]

So your wife did not see you?

[Bobby Bones]

No, not at all. But I left a towel on the side of the bed and she was like, why was there a towel on the side of the bed? So I told her, I said, I, I basically made a diaper because I don't want to use the bathroom in the bed. And she's like, if you had to use the bathroom bed, that's okay. We'd cleaned it up. But I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said if I use the bathroom in the bed, I first of all, I would have like woken her up and made an excuse like there's a fire in the house and then burned the whole house down so she never saw it.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And then after I burned the house down, I would have, like sent her on a trip by herself until we built a new house and got a new bed in there. That's a night. That is a nightmare scenario.

[Lunchbox]

So should we just order you some Depends today, just so you can Adult diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, if I would have had those.

[Lunchbox]

We can call them Pull Ups.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't need them. I get it, I get it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. If I would have had one, I'd have put it on.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what I mean. Like, if we just go ahead and get you some, then you'll have them.

[Bobby Bones]

And you don't have to not. This is not something that happens a lot. This is the only time I've ever put on a diaper is last night.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, I'm just saying just in.

[Bobby Bones]

Case and it wasn't even a real diaper.

[Lunchbox]

It was a towel.

[Bobby Bones]

I doubled up, too, if I think about it. Double up, put a towel down to lay on, and then put another one as a diaper. Smart. Because the diaper. I never put a diaper. I don't know if it would stay on or not.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well, it wasn't a real diaper, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what's the difference? It's a cloth diaper. Rich people do cloth diapers.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but did you safety pin it?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, give me one of those, too. When you order me stuff, give me. Give me a really big safety.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

So where does that put me on the list of weirdos? Was it weird or was it just being proactive?

[Lunchbox]

I think it's being proactive, but I am worried about whatever's happening with you to where you think it's uncontrollable.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's uncontrollable if you have to go to the bath. You never use the bathroom on yourself. I did in a car once.

[Lunchbox]

Terrible.

[Scuba Steve]

One or two?

[Bobby Bones]

Two.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I guess if you're having. I mean, are you worried right now as we sit here, you don't think you're gonna have to run to the bathroom?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, but I can run.

[Scuba Steve]

Are you wearing a diaper right now?

[Bobby Bones]

You're like, why are your pants all weird? No, but I'm asleep.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I guess it can't be considered weird because you're just trying to take care of yourself and keep your bed clean and keep your wife. Although it's got to be comforting to know that she's like, hey, if you were to do that, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I burned the house down.

[Lunchbox]

And if she were to do that, you would say, it's okay, right?

[Amy]

Or would you not see?

[Lunchbox]

Y'all wouldn't see if your wife.

[Scuba Steve]

You can't unsee that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but she's sick. Bobby's sick.

[Amy]

I've seen her give birth, but that would.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife.

[Amy]

No, my wife. That would cross the line.

[Lunchbox]

What if somebody sick. Y'all have not. Y'all have not cared for that many sick adults.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that it would. It would be fine. She's not as weird about it as I am, so all I'm doing is picturing it from my. Yeah, it'll be fine. I want my dog's butt every day. That's not a big deal, cuz he's been sick.

[Scuba Steve]

He's a dog, man.

[Lunchbox]

Dog.

[Amy]

That's different.

[Scuba Steve]

Dog. Anyway.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just like, I was wearing a diaper last night.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, cool. I feel like we know stuff about you sometimes that I'm like, I don't know that I should know this, but it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I was four layered, though. Remember that? Underwear, shorts, diaper, and then a towel underneath.

[Scuba Steve]

Proactive.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. So I am prepared. If nothing else, I'm very prepared. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm dating one of my high school teachers. Don't freak out. I'm 21. She's 26. We happened to run into each other at a bar where we were both hanging out, and we hit it off. It's not like we were flirting in school anyway. We've been keeping our relationship quiet because I don't want her to feel uncomfortable around my friends and family. When's a good time to start easing people into the idea? How do I keep people from getting all weird and keep her from feeling uneasy? Signed, Hot for X Teacher. First of all, let's go.

[Scuba Steve]

That's pretty cool.

[Eddie]

Let's go, bro.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's legit.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's totally okay, but it's also weird.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go. But it's okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

That never happens.

[Bobby Bones]

I just kind of want to sit in this for a minute.

[Lunchbox]

And she's like, bro, you did it. You've matured.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, let's go, buddy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. There's nothing weird about it. 26 and 21. Age wise, I mean, there's. You're fine. I could understand where she would feel a little weird because it looks like she took advantage of you, even though she didn't. You probably have to explain that over and over. I think after the first two times, it's not an issue anymore. I would compare it to back in the day when you met somebody online. The first couple times. Yeah, we met online. Then it's not even a thing you talk about anymore because you're just together. So, yeah, it's going to be a little funny, a little uncomfortable for her, maybe at first. But there's no reason to be because if you really met now, nothing is wrong. She didn't groom you. And also, it sounds like you were 17. Anyway, so you were close. Let's go, buddy. Left an impression. You know what I'm saying?

[Lunchbox]

If this was flipped to, like, male teacher and 26 and 21, would you be like, let's go, buddy?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I get a little creepier, but.

[Mike D]

It'S a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's still okay. But it's legal. But yeah, a little. Little creepy because I've been like, were you checking her out when she was 17? Yeah. So? So nothing. Nothing funny here. It's going to be fine. Just do it. Go. This is your girl? Yeah, she was my teacher. You're gonna get a couple. Like, wow, did you no get through that? Because you're gonna have to get through that. So you might as well get started now. But. And the more I think about it, I'm just like, let's go, buddy. Yeah, I'm talking about, you know, I mean, let's go. All right. Let's pull that yearbook out. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna play a country music lyrics game. I don't have the game. Ray's gonna host it. How does this work, Ray?

[Eddie]

All right, so I'm gonna read you a part of a song and you're just gonna tell me the answer to like. Let me give you an example. In Something like that by Tim McGraw. What did she wear that was killing him? Barbecue stain on my white T shirt. She was killing me in that mini skirt.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, I like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Amy]

Cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so we'll do seven of these. And I'm playing. And write your answer down. It's not a speed round. Well, I'll play. All right. And action.

[Eddie]

In check. Yes or no by George Stray, who did he used to sit next to in third grade?

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like. What?

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like she has three names, cuz it's not coming to me right now. Lunchbox's head is down as well. Is it?

[Amy]

Well, you're confusing me when you say there's three names.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, don't listen to him.

[Amy]

He knows everything.

[Scuba Steve]

So you might be wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

I might be wrong. Okay, I'm in.

[Amy]

If it's three names and I wrote.

[Bobby Bones]

Down three, what do you have, Lunchbox?

[Amy]

Emmy Lou Harris.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Emmy Lou Mays. It's not Emmy Lou Harris. That's a real person. What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

It's not Megs either.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not. Dang it.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry. It's. It's Emmy Lou Hayes.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Scuba Steve]

I have Emmy Lou Hayes.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job, guys.

[Eddie]

Emmy Lou Hayes. It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside Emmy Lou Hayes.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, would you mind singing it for us?

[Eddie]

It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside Emmy Lou. Hay.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like you spoke it. All right. All right, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Number two, what time do the events begin in the Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's one of two oh, God. It's one of two. Two times.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

Will you read the question again?

[Eddie]

What time do the events begin? In the Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks.

[Amy]

Oh, I got it.

[Scuba Steve]

I got it so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Not correct.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, Yeah. I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

3:30 in the morning.

[Bobby Bones]

3:30 in the morning, Eddie.

[Scuba Steve]

3:30 in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

We couldn't get there.

[Eddie]

Okay, next up, in the ones that didn't make it back home by Justin Moore, what dish is used in Grandma's recipe?

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Read it again, please.

[Eddie]

In the ones that didn't make it back home by Justin Moore, what dish is made using Grandma's recipe?

[Amy]

I've never heard this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, you have.

[Scuba Steve]

I like how we all tell him what he's heard.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Apple pie.

[Bobby Bones]

Green bean casserole.

[Scuba Steve]

Green bean casserole.

[Bobby Bones]

Sing it, Ray.

[Eddie]

Tour was up, middle of June. She was playing a welcome home barbecue. Green bean casserole. Grandma's recipe.

[Bobby Bones]

So you didn't know the melody? Just sang the words, right? No idea. Okay, good. All right. How many is that? Four.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, I have three written down.

[Eddie]

The example.

[Bobby Bones]

And then. So.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, three total example.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, he doesn't host a lot. Okay, let the guys. Who's winning?

[Mike D]

Eddie with three, Bobby and Amy with two. Lunchbox with one.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's get it again.

[Eddie]

And I Wish Grandpa's Never Died by Riley Green. What type of beer does he hope that coolers never run out of?

[Lunchbox]

Huh?

[Amy]

Guys, we gotta do more known songs.

[Bobby Bones]

I know the answer to that.

[Scuba Steve]

You do? Here. One more time.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta ask Ray.

[Scuba Steve]

Ray, can you do it one more time?

[Eddie]

And I Wish Grandpa's Never Died by Riley Green. What type of beer does he hope that coolers never run out of?

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Bush Light.

[Lunchbox]

Amy Cores.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. I caught her. Oh, no. You're in the lead.

[Lunchbox]

You caught me what?

[Bobby Bones]

You're in the lead.

[Lunchbox]

I got it wrong.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in the lead.

[Bobby Bones]

You're in the way. What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Of course my dad failed me. That was his favorite beer, so I just went with it.

[Bobby Bones]

Bud Light.

[Lunchbox]

Bud Light.

[Eddie]

Bud Light. Oh, and every road was named Copperhead and Coolers never ran out of Bud Light.

[Scuba Steve]

Was that him singing it?

[Bobby Bones]

He tried. I think he just says it louder. Okay, I were tied. Okay, good.

[Scuba Steve]

Dang it.

[Eddie]

And take Don't Take the girl by Tim McGraw. At what age did Johnny's dad take him fishing?

[Lunchbox]

And I'm in.

[Scuba Steve]

Whoa, guys.

[Amy]

I'm in for the win.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the easy one, right? Everybody have it?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Lunchbox, you go eight years old.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody else, eight.

[Scuba Steve]

Eight.

[Eddie]

Johnny's daddy was taking him fish in when he was 8 years old.

[Scuba Steve]

That's better.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. How many more do we have?

[Eddie]

Two more.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

And that's My Kind of Night by Luke Bryan. What river are he and the girl floating down?

[Lunchbox]

That's.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

For the win again, please.

[Eddie]

And that's My Kind Tonight by Luke Bryan. What river are he and the girl floating down?

[Bobby Bones]

I have it.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm in. You still don't have it? Like what?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in. Amy does.

[Amy]

What are you waiting on?

[Scuba Steve]

Why you're trying.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm trying to organize it in my head.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in the rhymes. What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Cumberland.

[Amy]

Wrong.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Flint river gonna catch his catfish dinner.

[Lunchbox]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Flint river as well.

[Scuba Steve]

You do?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What do you have?

[Scuba Steve]

Flint River.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Floating down the Flint River.

[Bobby Bones]

Catch us up a little catfish dinner.

[Eddie]

Gonna sound like a winner. Winner when I lay you down. Love you tonight, man.

[Lunchbox]

That's my good.

[Amy]

Yeah, that was actually pretty good, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, when he. When we sang with him, it worked. All right, Ray. One more score.

[Mike D]

Bobby and Eddie tied at five. Amy, three. Lunch, three.

[Amy]

Oh, we're battling out.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. What up? You're. You're not battling it out.

[Amy]

I'm not scared.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Cuz you're not going to win. Okay, ready? Go ahead.

[Eddie]

In American Kids by Kenny Chesney, the faded little map dots connect what two large US Cities.

[Bobby Bones]

What again, please.

[Eddie]

In American Kids by Kenny Chesney, the faded little map dots connect what two large US Cities.

[Scuba Steve]

City cities.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he's saying. That's what he's saying. Fade. Little map dots.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, either.

[Scuba Steve]

Truck Stop.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Amy]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

You gave it to me. Yeah, you too? Yeah, he gave it to me, too.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my brain was like, all right.

[Scuba Steve]

And now I don't have it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you gave it to Amy and I both.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Amy]

I don't know if I've heard this song.

[Bobby Bones]

You have.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay. What? No way.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Atlanta and Nashville.

[Bobby Bones]

Wrong.

[Amy]

Close.

[Lunchbox]

Faded little nut dot. Something, something. Truck stop. New York and la.

[Bobby Bones]

New York and la? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Trailer park truck stop dots.

[Scuba Steve]

Cleveland to la.

[Eddie]

New York to la.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the rest of the country?

[Lunchbox]

Man, if Eddie hadn't said truck stops, I don't think I would have gotten.

[Bobby Bones]

Neither, we said at the same time. Thank you, Eddie.

[Scuba Steve]

You're welcome, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, boy.

[Amy]

Wait, Is that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it? Is it over?

[Amy]

You won.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

There's a lady and her two kids in the parking lot of the dmv when all of a sudden there's a commotion, and people look, and there's guy trying to kidnap the kids. And the woman's hanging on to the car, and the car is dragging her and one of the kids. They all surround the car, get the two kids, get the woman before the guy drives off. But they didn't stop there. They wrote the license plate down, called police, gave him the description, got the guy.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a guy dropping off some food this past weekend, and I tried to remember his license plate number for no other reason than stories like this. He didn't do anything wrong.

[Lunchbox]

You just try to remember it proactive.

[Bobby Bones]

I just practicing.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

In case something like this happens. Oh, yeah. And then I said it out loud. I remember it.

[Scuba Steve]

You forgot it already?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I was going to see if I could remember to remember it.

[Scuba Steve]

That's tough.

[Lunchbox]

No way. I mean, I had to park in a parking garage the other day and pay to. And put in my license plate to pay, and I couldn't even remember it for that. Like. And I was sitting there staring at it, being like, do you say it out loud?

[Bobby Bones]

Because that is. That's what the CIA trained you to do.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I said it out loud a lot. And then I went to go enter it, and I was like, jay, I had to go back. So finally I was like, oh, I'll take a picture of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So there you go. And then do it in your favorites. So take a picture of it, but put it in your favorites. That way you never have to do it again. And it's always in that small folder. And then. Yeah. There are two things I'm training myself to do. Hold the bathroom longer, like.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but that's not healthy. It's not. It's not good for your pelvic floor.

[Scuba Steve]

And why are you doing that?

[Bobby Bones]

You never know.

[Lunchbox]

You never know when he might.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Maybe held hostage. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Even if you're held hostage, you can still pee.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, pee on them, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't want to. That shows weakness. Then two, I'm trying to remember license plates sometimes. Like this. Like this story. Because that ended up saving. Saving the people.

[Amy]

Yeah. And it got the bad guy.

[Bobby Bones]

I think there's a B in it. But I'm not sure.

[Scuba Steve]

The license plate. Yeah, one letter.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. We have Susie on in Florida. Susie, you work for tsa.

[Lunchbox]

I do, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I just wanted to comment on the Real ID Act. We've been reminding people, handing out flips to people for more than a year, reminding people that May 7th is coming up. And the most common reaction I got from people last year is, oh, that's next year. I ain't worried about it. And if you haven't gotten it done yet, that's on you. And I don't think they should extend it anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Eddie said he was kind of annoyed when he went through TSA because they kept telling him to get his real ID every step of the way.

[Scuba Steve]

And I kept saying, I know it's next year.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think about that, Susie?

[Lunchbox]

That's. That's on Eddie. Eddie should have gotten it done. And now just don't plan on flying until you can get your appointment in June.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Lunchbox]

July? He said, think July.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't plan on flying, buddy. Leaving on a jet plane. Buddy. Yeah. So a couple things. One, you know, they've been talking about this for like 10 years, but then they stopped because covet hit. And I think, listen, if it were me now, like I said, I would run this all the way up until the date, what? The seventh. Run all the way up to the date on the 6th at 11:59 and be like, we're gonna give you guys a six month extension, but if you don't get it, you're going to jail. Oh, yeah, you gave an extension, then you put them in jail. That'll get. But then the day you put them in jail, you go, okay, okay, three month extension. You got to get people in. But I also think what they should do because everybody's not. I still, I have no reason to think this. There's going to be so many people that can't fly. Also, not everybody flies even often. So you're passing out flyers, people who already fly. A lot of people don't fly maybe like once a year.

[Lunchbox]

And then they show up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they show like, wait, what?

[Amy]

Great point.

[Bobby Bones]

Because people. I have to remind myself sometimes people don't fly as much as I do. I work. It's a. Work sends me all over the place. But when I wasn't doing this for. I didn't fly that often or was I going, so. Yes, but I would say they need to do it state by state now. So I would wait till the very last minute, and then I would each state have a different deadline so they could focus in on each state. Because what's going to happen is nobody's going to have this crap. Also because we're lazy and also because we think we can get it done. And then when you do get it done, like you're cramming for a test, that's also our culture, too. Cram culture. There's a few that get it done early, there's some that do it regular time, and there's cram culture. So this is going to be a disaster, but it's our fault. But I also said they told us 10 years ago we needed this because of security, but we've been pretty good.

[Lunchbox]

No. Some people just don't know how to behave themselves at an airport. So I do feel bad for TSA people that have to deal with some.

[Bobby Bones]

Unruly, but that ain't gonna. So what? Real ID's not gonna make them better. I know.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I mean. Like, if they show up and they don't fly as often and they don't have good airport etiquette and behavior, and then they take it out on the TSA person, they're gonna blow a gasket. Yes.

[Amy]

We need to send camera crews.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're saying people that show up without a real ID are gonna flip their crap?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm saying the occasional rotten egg.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think they'll get to the tsa. They have to book their flight. They're not gonna have it.

[Lunchbox]

When you book, it's gonna know if you have a real id.

[Amy]

Yeah, you'll be able to book. You'll show up to the airport, and they're gonna be like, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

How would they know?

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, here's the thing. They know everything, guys.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I know if you're booking international, you have to enter your passport number, but if you're just booking domestic, how are they going to know if you have a real.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe what the number starts with.

[Lunchbox]

No, your. Your license number is always the same.

[Bobby Bones]

So you think I just keep saying crap. Hey, that's what you think.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, did you all have your license memorized? We've had it since we were.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I have two of my credit cards memorized. You do? Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All of it. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That's impressive. Yeah, I've never had that.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never tried to memorize my id. I probably could, but I need my credit card tomorrow. I need my id. I'll Be honest with you. I have a passport, so I'm not worried about the real ID thing yet. But I, like I told my wife, we lose our passport, we're screwed.

[Lunchbox]

Is that what you shoulder?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like right now we have two options.

[Lunchbox]

You're like, like I told my wife.

[Bobby Bones]

We have ID and a passport.

[Lunchbox]

So where do you keep your passport?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. That's the thing, I don't know where it is. We use it so little. I don't know. It's somewhere. I think if you gave me an hour.

[Lunchbox]

You just told your wife if we lose our passports, we're screwed.

[Bobby Bones]

We might be screwed right now. I just have no idea. Yeah, real id. Susie, thank you for calling. It just gives us a reminder to everybody, you have to get this real ID and if you don't have it by now, you're not going to have it in time, most likely. But you need to go ahead and get it on the books so you can't have it. Yeah, and a lot of people don't fly that often, but maybe once a year, twice a year. And maybe they haven't even been to the airport. Since this has kind of been reignited.

[Lunchbox]

It'S gonna be devastating for some people.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe for the airlines. That's why I think it's not gonna happen on this date. Because you don't think a Delta in America, I'd be like, our flights are a third of the way full. We're losing money now.

[Lunchbox]

Or you have a last minute, I wonder if you have bereavement proof of death of somebody. And if you at the airport, if you say like a bereavement, will you let me through?

[Bobby Bones]

What's bereavement on a real id?

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, I think it just allows you like you get bereavement from work, like if you have to go to a funeral. And what if you haven't gotten your real ID but suddenly someone funeral for you and you weren't planning on traveling?

[Bobby Bones]

Drive. That's your Miss Baby.

[Lunchbox]

It's in Hawaii.

[Scuba Steve]

Swim.

[Bobby Bones]

Swim. Hey, Susie, thank you for the call. I'm glad you brought that up. It just gave us a reason to remind our listeners again. So thank you very much.

[Lunchbox]

All right, thank you. Have a good day. Studio.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Leah]

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[Matt]

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[Leah]

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[Leah]

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[Bobby Bones]

The question is, did lunchbox steal? Now, I'm gonna let him tell the story, and then we will. If we're the judges, do we put him in jail for stealing? All right, Lunchbox.

[Amy]

So my wife ordered some sandwiches from a sandwich shop online. Put an online order. We have five people in our family. She said five sandwiches, five bags of chips. And on my way home, I was supposed to swing by and get the sandwiches. So I walk in and they're on a shelf. It has a bag, has her name. I open it up, and all I see was sandwiches and napkins. So I go over to the chips, and I get one bag of chips, two bags of chips, five bags of chips.

[Bobby Bones]

Load a bag of chips in every bag.

[Amy]

Yeah, exactly. Get in the car.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Amy]

Drive home, undo the bag. I pull out the five bags of chips. I pull out the sandwiches, and there was five bags of chips underneath the sandwiches.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Amy]

And I was like, oh, well, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you have 10 bags.

[Amy]

Now I have 10 bags of chips, and I only paid for five. So did I steal?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Not on purpose, but you can just easily take them back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So he stole.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Now, was the intention to steal? No. But you still stole. But why didn't you just look underneath the sandwich?

[Lunchbox]

I. I didn't think there was a lot of sandwiches.

[Amy]

Yeah. Logical. I just thought this. The chips would be on top. You wouldn't put sandwiches on top of chips.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want to crush it.

[Amy]

You don't.

[Lunchbox]

That's true.

[Amy]

Thank you. You don't crush them.

[Scuba Steve]

Good job.

[Amy]

I figure the heavy stuff's on the bottom, and then I look, there's just napkin sandwiches. I was like, all right.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't hate the logic, but I check my food just to make sure, because they always forget either my sauces, my dipping sauces, or my mustards. So I always check.

[Lunchbox]

Just see if they're at the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But I know he did work at Jason's deli for a long time, so I think they probably. Y'all probably did sandwiches first. Chips on top.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

So. So you did steal.

[Amy]

I did steal.

[Bobby Bones]

Now do you take the chips back?

[Amy]

That's the question.

[Scuba Steve]

We don't have them.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you? Well, did. Would you guys take the chips back?

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Next time I'm near there, I go. I'm not at that exact moment. If I've just gotten home and we're all eating. No, But I'll save them and go back. Why not?

[Amy]

Like, three days later, you show up and be like, hey, I got these chips.

[Bobby Bones]

Why you holding up for three days? But second of all, I think I'd have probably just not taken the chips back. But when I went back the next time, said, hey, I accidentally took extra chips. Can I pay for them? More so than take it. If you're returning food, that's weird. Even if it is in a bag. Yeah. Hey, guys, order this chicken sandwich. You guys want it back?

[Lunchbox]

They're probably gonna say, just keep it. Don't worry about it. But you can go back in and be like, hey, here's all these chips.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what would be the greatest gift to me? I don't ask for a lot, do I? Do I ask for a lot? No, I mean, very. I give a lot. Don't ask for a lot. But I would love. The greatest gift to me would be if there's security footage and they're trying to figure out who stole chips, and there's a lunchbox grabbing bags of chips, and they post it online going, if you know this chip thief, let us know. Heavens above. If you're listening and you want to give me a gift, please have this store do inventory and find out someone stole ships.

[Scuba Steve]

You know, when I worked for the News, though. We could call stores and be like, hey, do you have surveillance camera for this, please? Maybe Scuba Steve could call and ask for surveillance.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think they're gonna give it.

[Amy]

To a random person, Some random dude.

[Bobby Bones]

So I would imagine you just ate the chips.

[Amy]

I just kept the chips.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, I was like, look, man, that was an accident. My 6 year old was freaked out. Dad, you stole. Did we steal? Do we steal? And I'm like, no, we didn't steal, man. It was an accident.

[Bobby Bones]

You could teach him and do Scared Straight.

[Amy]

No, no, but I tried to explain to him that we didn't steal, that it was an accident, that there was a miscommunication.

[Bobby Bones]

But there wasn't. There wasn't. But you're lying.

[Lunchbox]

That the lesson in it would be to return it if you're trying to teach him something. Because then he's going to like accidentally walk out with something really expensive one day and be like, but I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Miscommunication.

[Amy]

No, no. But the great thing about a five year old guy, six year old, is five minutes later, they forget about it.

[Scuba Steve]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't even realize unless they remember it. Like it's inside the fabric of them, which they may not remember it consciously.

[Lunchbox]

Like next time they see a chip, they'll remember.

[Bobby Bones]

My therapist tells me all kinds of stuff when I was a baby. I'm like, I don't remember that crap.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow, wait, your therapist tells you and you don't remember?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't remember that crap from baby. When I was a baby.

[Lunchbox]

But what is your how. What's your therapist telling you about it?

[Bobby Bones]

You weren't held. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, like basically you weren't there.

[Scuba Steve]

Exactly. Tell him.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's like, well, this is traditionally what happens that people that have this kind of trauma that you have.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Your, your attachment style.

[Bobby Bones]

Your mom was 16. I know when she had you. So you did. So. Yeah, I wasn't there. I don't remember that. But it still affects me.

[Amy]

Yeah. So in a few years, my kid may be in front of a judge. Hey, it was a miscommunication, right? No, you stole.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you taught him the lesson of we actually took these chips but we're gonna pay it back in a different way.

[Amy]

Okay, we can do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Like we're gonna. If you see a homeless guy, we're gonna make sure to.

[Amy]

Oh, we could give the homeless guy a bag of chips.

[Scuba Steve]

Sure, that's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Or you give him a few bucks or whatever. Be like, hey, since this happened to us, pretty fortunate for us this happened to us.

[Lunchbox]

It didn't happen.

[Amy]

No, it did happen to us.

[Bobby Bones]

You also steal everything.

[Amy]

So I didn't go in there with the intent to shoplift chips. I literally looked in the bag, didn't see chips. And I was like, well, I paid for chips. I'm getting my chips.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

So if he gives it to a homeless man, is he Robin Hood? He stole from the store to give to the poor.

[Bobby Bones]

Some would say, let's box a Robin. I don't think he did it. He was forced to do it. So I don't know if he's really Robin Hood, but I think you could teach your kids, like, the old premise of, you know, pay it forward.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, we kind of messed up and grabbed extra chips, but we're gonna make sure we pass that along to somebody else.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Is Robin Hood. This just popped in.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't get me started, because I don't think Robin is a good dude.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think so either. But is. Is he Robin Hood? Because he was a Robin. Like Robin people or.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's not Robin Hood.

[Scuba Steve]

Robin.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but that's. Robin is short for Robin.

[Amy]

Like, I'll be robbing people.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. I don't know. It just.

[Bobby Bones]

They think it's from the name Robert, like the old.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, okay. Sorry.

[Amy]

Does he wear a hood?

[Bobby Bones]

Robin Hood. I get him and Peter Pan mixed up a little bit as far as their clothes, because I think they both were green. But he might have a hood, and.

[Amy]

I wear a hood.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he's had a hood in some.

[Lunchbox]

Things, and some things he doesn't.

[Bobby Bones]

And some of, like, the other versions of Robin Hood. His name is Robert, so I think that's basically, like, other countries.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I was just picturing him robbing the wealthy neighborhood. What are you doing?

[Mike D]

I'm Robin Hoods all over.

[Bobby Bones]

All over.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

He's Robin. He's Robin neighborhoods. Okay, I want to go to Ian in Ohio. Who's listening right now. Hey, Bobby, how you doing? Good morning, studio. Morning. I was just calling in. I'm listening to the pod currently at work. You guys get me through the day, but I heard your worst regret purchase was that Apple Vision Pro. Man, I've been wanting one ever since it came out. Didn't know if we could play a.

[Scuba Steve]

Little game for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. You want to give that away? Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Like shoes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just because I regretted buying it, I want to give it away. Okay, I'll play a game. With you. And if you get it, you win. Yeah, I'll play a game. If he gets.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness. Are you serious?

[Bobby Bones]

It's not going to be the easiest of games. I'll play a game. I got it right here. I got a number written on this paper. One through 1000.

[Scuba Steve]

Love it.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm gonna write it down, and I'm gonna circle it, and if he hits this number one through 1000, I will mail him my Apple Vision Pro.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. What's his name?

[Bobby Bones]

Ian.

[Amy]

Ian. Dude, come on, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Think hard, Ian. What? So you get to pick one through a thousand? What, like, hundreds? Do you want to fall into? Like, let's just whittle this down, see how close you get. Like, in the. In the zeros to 101 to 2, 3 to 4, all the way up. I'm thinking less than 100. You think my number written down is less than 100? Okay, so. So 00 is not it. So 1. Because you said 11 to 99. Okay, let's go. 77. Holy crap. Okay, Ray, hit the drum roll. If he got it right, I'll give it to him. Ian has guessed 77 the number.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

That I have. 461.

[Scuba Steve]

You were close, dude.

[Lunchbox]

So close.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, where's the shot? Hey, I gave you a legit shot, and the studio will vouch. I wrote one number down.

[Scuba Steve]

401?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there's no 460. Oh, 461.

[Amy]

I was very close. I had 444.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you really?

[Amy]

Yeah, right here. 444.

[Scuba Steve]

I had 460.

[Bobby Bones]

Shut up.

[Amy]

You guys are idiots. So he's writing it down. Now.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me see. Let me see if you wrote it down.

[Scuba Steve]

Right there.

[Bobby Bones]

He wrote it down. Wow. He wrote it after I said it, but he still wrote it down. Ian, thank you for listening. And, yeah, call back tomorrow.

[Amy]

Maybe get it then you call back.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll give you one more shot tomorrow. Ian. Hey, you got it. All right. See you, buddy. It's time for the good news with Bobby. You're gonna love this. But first, let's go back in time. During the office, there's a scene where Michael Scott is proposing to Holly. And Holly opens the door, and everybody from the office is standing there with, like, a candle. And they all take turns saying, holly, will you marry me? She's like, no, Holly, will you marry me? She says, no. She gets all the way to the end, and it's Michael Scott, and there's candles everywhere, and he proposes It's a really cool scene. And it's also funny because all the candles set off the smoke alarm, which then water comes fire. So that's what this reminds me of. A kindergarten teacher in Edmond, Oklahoma, gets to her classroom and she walks in and all the students. Or are all lined up. Her kindergarten kids. And so they all have fake rings and they're like, here. She's like, no. And at the very end is the boyfriend. And he was waiting inside at the very end of the line with flowers, got on a knee and proposed. That's really cool. I'm not saying that was motivated by the office.

[Lunchbox]

Seems very similar.

[Bobby Bones]

But maybe. But maybe I thought it was super cool. The kids were. Ah, that's really cool.

[Scuba Steve]

When do you think she got the clue? Like, how many kids? Two kids.

[Bobby Bones]

No, the whole classroom.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, I know, but after the first kid. This is weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I think they're all lined up and you're going, why are you guys seated, like. And how quickly do you see him? Because if you see him quickly. Yeah, but if it's like a little rap, you don't see him till the end. I thought it was a really cool story. Yes, from People magazine. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. 90 seconds to get as many of Amy's corny jokes right. You guys ready?

[Amy]

Ready.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's go.

[Eddie]

The morning corny.

[Lunchbox]

Who does Beyonce call for roof repairs?

[Bobby Bones]

Jay Z. J, R, J? Queen Bee. Beehive. Beyonce B. Destiny's Child. Beyonce.

[Amy]

Roof. Eve. Shingle.

[Bobby Bones]

Shingle ladies.

[Scuba Steve]

All the shingle ladies.

[Lunchbox]

All the shingle ladies.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. What does a panda use to make pancakes?

[Scuba Steve]

Bamboo. Something with bamboo. Right.

[Amy]

And Panda Express.

[Bobby Bones]

What is a panda used to make?

[Lunchbox]

Pancakes.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you use to make pancakes?

[Scuba Steve]

A griddle.

[Bobby Bones]

Squid griddle.

[Lunchbox]

What does a panda use?

[Amy]

A pan.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, a pan. A pan. Panda.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's. Wow.

[Scuba Steve]

Good one, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

I was thinking of what the. Sir, Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

What do you call an ugly Dinosau?

[Bobby Bones]

Bad ugly.

[Scuba Steve]

Rex.

[Amy]

Grossosaurus. Rex.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good. I like it even though it's not it. That's a good one. Stegosaurus Rex.

[Scuba Steve]

Brontosaurus.

[Amy]

You call it an X.

[Bobby Bones]

Say it again.

[Lunchbox]

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what's ugly? What do you mean? What's another term for ugly?

[Amy]

Disgusting.

[Bobby Bones]

Gross.

[Amy]

Nasty. Puke.

[Scuba Steve]

Nasty. Not pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

Hard to look at.

[Scuba Steve]

Hard to look at. Rex.

[Bobby Bones]

What about a source or something? Good job. Let's go.

[Scuba Steve]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

What do you call it when two plumbers fight?

[Bobby Bones]

Crack. Battle the cracks.

[Amy]

Crack Fight.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, a drain off.

[Scuba Steve]

I've never gotten that.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, what?

[Lunchbox]

A drain off.

[Amy]

A what?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't. You have to help me with that. I don't get it.

[Lunchbox]

Plumbers, drains.

[Bobby Bones]

I get drained. But what's drain off?

[Lunchbox]

I drain off.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the word?

[Lunchbox]

Like a standoff. What do you call it when two people fight? It's like a stand. Like a what do you. No. Well, I'm glad. The timer.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man, that's not even a real one.

[Lunchbox]

A drain off. Like a. An off. That's always like when two people are fighting. It's like a off, but like a standoff.

[Bobby Bones]

But it needs a rhyme with the word. That one's terrible. We just caught you on that one. Apparently this girl says she's so hot, people pay her money just to do random stuff like eating a sandwich. You want to hear a clip? So her name is Saffron Maryx on Tick Tock. She says she has pretty privilege. In one clip, she had a whole Subway sandwich and they paid her 500 bucks to do it. Has to eat the sandwich.

[Scuba Steve]

Because she's that hot.

[Bobby Bones]

Because she's hot. Play it, please.

[Lunchbox]

First one was eating a Subway request. I'm actually more than happy to do the eating videos because I do want to be an eating show queen. At the end of the day, I eat for free in front of people always. Anyway, might as well get paid for it. I had to print off a photo of the person and then stamp all over it. I couldn't even be bothered to put my shoes on correctly, so they're hanging off of my feet. And now my day is done. I will get to cleaning my plate, having a cup of tea, and having an early night. What a stressful day.

[Bobby Bones]

She made 500 bucks for eating the sandwich. 200 bucks per. In the voice note, a different person paid her $900 to watch her clean her house. I would do this.

[Amy]

Oh, wearing what?

[Bobby Bones]

No, nothing. That's my point. It's not that at all. It's a weirdo, wholesome, fetish type thing.

[Scuba Steve]

You would do what? Clarify.

[Bobby Bones]

I would take money and let someone watch me eat a sandwich.

[Scuba Steve]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

I would take money and let someone watch me wash dishes.

[Lunchbox]

Even if you know they're.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't care. I don't see them.

[Scuba Steve]

You don't think about that stuff that's happening in every.

[Bobby Bones]

Every house in America. I don't give a crap.

[Lunchbox]

Not to you doing something.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know much about it.

[Amy]

Ah, man.

[Bobby Bones]

If someone just wanted to pay me to do things like walk my dog. 300 bucks. I don't care what you do on other side of the computer or the phone. Just don't send me pictures of it. You wouldn't do that.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I've been offered money for my.

[Bobby Bones]

Feet, but that's weird. That's like a body part.

[Lunchbox]

But even all I have to do is take a picture of my plain feet.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, probably do that too.

[Lunchbox]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? That's. That's a little more weird than this because you're not already doing that. All this stuff she's already doing, she's eating.

[Lunchbox]

But if I casually just already have my shoes off and I snap a pic. It's not that hard.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not that casual, though. If you're taking feet pictures.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

When have you ever taken a foot picture for the sake of having a foot picture?

[Lunchbox]

Well, one time I was barefooted one time. Listen. No, I did a. There's certain listeners that have asked me multiple times, and I was doing some selfie, and I happened to be bare feet, and they were like, dang, giving me this one for free. So, like, I don't really have to.

[Bobby Bones]

Be doing much, but that almost never happens. I eat every day.

[Lunchbox]

True. Okay.

[Amy]

100, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I walk the dog or play with the dogs every day.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If that gives somebody their jollies. Hey, all I'm doing is what I'm doing anyway.

[Scuba Steve]

What about, like, if you're sleeping and they want to watch a live stream?

[Amy]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

How much? How much? Throw a number at me. I mean, 500 bucks. No, too weird. Because I don't know what I'm doing in my sleep.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so, like, you're likely just laying there.

[Scuba Steve]

Two grand.

[Bobby Bones]

I talk in my sleep. If I sleep. Oh, I'm in.

[Scuba Steve]

Two grand.

[Bobby Bones]

I wear whatever pajamas you want, too, as long as they're like, you know.

[Lunchbox]

What if they want you in women's pajamas?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because then that's, like, weird stuff that I wouldn't really do.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy keeps trying to take it to, like, weird stuff.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to see what your limit is.

[Bobby Bones]

My limit is things I already do. If people wanted to pay me for things I'm already doing just so they could watch me doing things I already do.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, bathroom. No, because I'm naked, but people don't see that. Normally, if I would have no problem with people watching me in my house do it, I wouldn't have a problem. And nobody watches me sit on the toilet.

[Lunchbox]

Like, you eat in public, you walk your dog in public. Yes. I see.

[Bobby Bones]

Someone paid her to rearrange her shoe closet.

[Scuba Steve]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

She's not even that hot. Like her lips. I mean, she. Her lips.

[Bobby Bones]

She definitely has a look to her. It's the very, very blonde, too young, but still housewives. Desperate Housewives look with the big lips and the. You can tell she's had to. But people like the look.

[Amy]

Yeah, the lips are just way too big for me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right.

[Amy]

I'm just telling. No, I'm not. I'm not saying I'd kick her out of bed for, you know, eating a sandwich, but I'm saying she wouldn't be my first pick to pay to watch you eat a sandwich.

[Bobby Bones]

Talking about somebody paid her to make coffee on camera.

[Scuba Steve]

Like just makeup, like a cup of coffee.

[Bobby Bones]

She has hundreds of thousands of views on this stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Make coffee.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy's thinking now, like I do that.

[Lunchbox]

What.

[Scuba Steve]

Is her name again?

[Bobby Bones]

Saffron. Mary Exx.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, xx.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to just two X's. So she's not full in.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's three Saffron.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'll tell you afterwards because I'm sure it's hard to spell. Yeah, she's pretty privileged. I don't have pretty privilege.

[Amy]

I do.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I just. Oh, I just tried to go somewhere and ask me my age, like. Oh, for mature content.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, really? We didn't say only fans.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, she's on Tick Tock.

[Bobby Bones]

What if Amy had a secret only fans? She just never showed her face.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh. Wow. Now I'm just on Instagram, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now she's not even on with her. You're designing general Instagram.

[Lunchbox]

I'm looking at a Saffron on Instagram.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I'm on Tick Tock.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes, you're on Tick Tock. Blonde girl.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Big lips and Lunchbox wouldn't kick her out of bed. Yeah, but she's not my number one sandwich. Yeah. Even though she's married.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, some of these types of photos are allowed on Instagram.

[Bobby Bones]

Men will pay again 200 bucks for sending a voice note. They'll pay a little more, apparently, if she scolds them in the voice note. Hey, I'll tell you an idiot. Send me at 200 bucks. I'll send you a voice note, be like you're stupid and ugly. A hundred bucks for a Snapchat photo of her sleeping. Somebody paid her 570 for footage of her stomping on a hand drawn picture of a pig. I think she kind of said that maybe in that, but it was her accent was so thick anyway. Pretty privileged. Must be nice. But also, dudes are really creepy.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, like what do they do? I don't understand them getting excited over this stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but there's probably secret stuff you get excited about. We don't even want to know about me.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, well, let me tell you.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Matt]

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[Leah]

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[Matt]

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[Leah]

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[Matt]

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[Leah]

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[Bobby Bones]

Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emmy, Lunchbox more Game two Scooby Steve Red Habits trying to put you through Mike D's riding this week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Vaughn. I've never had a beer. I've never tasted alcohol. But that's not the story. The story is yesterday did a little workout and then I went out. It's my guy Reed's very last day before he moves to St. Louis. I took him to play golf and so It's a nice day yesterday. Kind of hot, a little sweaty. I got home and I was just like craving. Not a beer, but I was craving a Coke. And so I had a Coke and I had a Coke and it like burned just right. And I was like, oh, man, that's satisfying. And I was thinking, this is what it's like to drink a beer, Eddie, like after you mow the yard.

[Scuba Steve]

That's it right there.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I had my first beer experience, but it was with a Coke. Coke. And I was like, it's like this. Let me make a little noise so I can drink in it. Like this. Oh, man, that feels good.

[Scuba Steve]

That's it. And next thing you need to do in the shower. What do you mean, drink a Coke in the shower? There's nothing better than an ice cold beer in a hot shower. Dude, it's so good.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to drop it and then like have glass.

[Scuba Steve]

Don't worry about dropping it, you know, just like keep in the can or whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, well, I kind of had a beer yesterday. I want to let you guys know. Yeah. Like I felt men for generations.

[Lunchbox]

So you were a man. Yeah, yesterday.

[Scuba Steve]

Did you look at the beer after you drank?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I did. Like, it's almost like I want to look in the toilet. I don't know why I did it, but I was like, yeah, like I didn't need to. Yeah, I looked at the Coke. Do you girls not do that after these bathroom look in there, guys?

[Lunchbox]

No. And I also don't look at my drink.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, that's what I said, guys.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

So weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome, man. I smell got manly yesterday.

[Lunchbox]

My Coke sounds like it. Yeah, That's a little different, right?

[Scuba Steve]

Well, like for him, you know, same thing. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

It's always like I was really craving a glass of milk.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the coke burned though. And everybody's like, beer, you know, to get that carbonation.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you got the.

[Bobby Bones]

Before I worked out yesterday, I had Jessica Andrews over it to do a Bobby cast. And she had the song I, Rosemary's Granddaughter, the Spitting image of my father. You know that song?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so that was her only hit. And she talked about that. She was like, I kind of embrace. I was a one hit wonder. And I would never have anybody over and be like, you're a one hit wonder. What's up? Because I wouldn't want to disrespect anybody like that. Like, it's hard to get a hit straight up. It's hard to get a hit and Talk to her for, like an hour yesterday. It's crazy. She has a sort of stalker, but it's even creepier. That's posing as her, that puts out music as her, and it's not her.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

And it's like bad versions of it, too. It's like karaoke versions of someone singing before he cheats. And they put it up as her. They also sign contracts under her name, do appearances, and that episode won't come out for a couple weeks. But I left going the trauma she's been through because they've tried everything to shut. To shut her down.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, so. Well, yeah, I guess we'll have to listen to find out.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I can talk about whatever.

[Lunchbox]

I guess I'm just trying to figure out.

[Bobby Bones]

I couldn't believe it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. How can someone get away with that for so long? Like, can't police just eventually show up? Like, if you're impersonating someone at that level. That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike D, what are your thoughts on this? It's wild.

[Mike D]

I was looking at, like, the album artwork that the person would put up. They can't even spell.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Mike D]

Stuff misspelled.

[Bobby Bones]

And they're like, I'm just. Just can't. It's bad versions of it. So if you go, I guess it's a PSA and you're looking for music. Some of the stuff that's new. It ain't her.

[Scuba Steve]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

She's not even doing music right now.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Because this person's been so insane, I.

[Lunchbox]

Wonder if the person, like, really thinks they are her.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, so in the middle of the interview, I said to her, I don't even know that you're you. Because then I started to think, what if she tricked me? What if that was the fake one at my house?

[Scuba Steve]

That'd be crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be crazy. Because we couldn't find a picture of recent photos.

[Mike D]

Or I was like, I'm not sure what she looks like.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, we found photos of her back when she was younger. For the most part, when she was doing Spit. An image of my father. That song was a jam.

[Lunchbox]

So good.

[Eddie]

Can you pull it up?

[Bobby Bones]

Ready? That song. I'll just play that. Who I am. But I. Then I thought, what if this is a fake one?

[Scuba Steve]

Did she say, I swear it's me?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Did you get her?

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, well, then.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I mean, I asked her, like, how do I know it's you? But I mean that. I think that was. I know that's. That was a real thing that she can't get her hands on. It and control it. So. But yeah, that'll come out a couple weeks. On Monday, we put out the YouTube video. But on Tuesday, the Bobby Cast with Eric Church, he came over. We did an hour. He talks about Michael Jordan on the phone with him because he bought part of the Charlotte Hornets basketball team. He's like, yeah, mj. MJ was like, church, you should be. You should have part of the team.

[Scuba Steve]

That's cool.

[Lunchbox]

So he calls him mj?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Casual.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just weird people come to my house. I mean, it's not weird. Yeah. Because it's just, like, crazy that people will come over to the house and sit for an hour.

[Scuba Steve]

It is crazy. The Chief went to your house. That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Ringo Star came to my house.

[Scuba Steve]

Ringo Starr?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

E.C.

[Scuba Steve]

Luke Bryan goes to your house.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's E.C.

[Lunchbox]

Eric Church.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think anybody calls him this.

[Amy]

No one calls him that.

[Lunchbox]

RS Ringo Starr.

[Bobby Bones]

But I felt. I. I felt really bad for her. Bones. Jeff's on in Virginia. Hey, Jeff, you're on the show. What's up, buddy?

[Amy]

Hey, how's it going today, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty good, man. Morning. Yeah, go ahead, Jeff. Hey, I just was wondering. I was listening to your story about.

[Amy]

You mowing the grass and drinking your soda.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't mow the grass. For the record. For the record, I didn't. Moaning grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you were drinking a soda when it was hot outside, like a man. Why not? Why not try one of the zero alcoholic beers? That's a great question. And I've had people ask me this before. I appreciate you asking me that. Because what I've been told is that beer doesn't taste good for the sake of just drinking it for the taste, especially early. It's an acquired taste. And if I'm not going to get whatever the desired effect is, why would I put myself through the torture of drinking something I don't like? Now if it made me drunk and I was like, let's party, I'm ready to drink it. It looks like shots would be again. You do it and you go, oh. Because it does whatever it does. I don't know. I never had a shot. It tastes great, but I feel like it's an investment. Right. The investment is the hard work, is the swallowing it.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

And then it pays itself off by feeling good.

[Amy]

Yeah, It's a great analogy.

[Bobby Bones]

So why would I drink, like, water shots that taste bad? I wouldn't. I would just drink water. Same thing. Beer, I think tastes bad, smells bad, and if it's not Going to give me that desired effect. I'm not gonna drink it. I was feeling pretty masculine, though, yesterday, drinking my Coke.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I mean, I guess if you did try it, you'd at least know what it tastes like.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm good. Don't even know what poop tastes like either. I'm good.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's not that bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm just saying I don't need to know what everything tastes like.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You know.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you do get mocktails or whatever or.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, over the years, we've changed the names of them, though. It used to be virgin drinks. That started to feel creepy, then it was mocktails. And then that felt like a 90s cartoon. The DuckTales. I felt like I was ordering DuckTales.

[Lunchbox]

So what's it called now?

[Bobby Bones]

Non alcoholic. Na.

[Lunchbox]

And you wanna. You get it. You get it in a cocktail. Little cute ones.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't say cocktail.

[Scuba Steve]

Cute ones.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't say cocktails.

[Lunchbox]

He gets the cute ones with the little umbrellas.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm talking about how manly I am. Why not just stop for a second?

[Lunchbox]

You normally like the.

[Bobby Bones]

I like salt on the rim. It doesn't matter what it is. I want salt on the.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of type, flavors and stuff.

[Amy]

An extra fruit. He always says extra fruit.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's my Nick. Yeah. You know the difference. Okay, okay, okay. Coming out the news. Thank you, Bones. North Carolina coach. Former Patriots coach Bill Belichick says his girlfriend wasn't trying to control the TV interview.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, she was, but it was a.

[Bobby Bones]

False narrative that his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, was trying to control an interview with CBS News Sunday Morning. Yeah, she was, but also that was kind of her job to do it. But it was. Do we think that's weird? But she was.

[Scuba Steve]

He said that it was edited the way it didn't happen.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but I don't. I don't agree with that. I don't think they would do that as cbs. I think where it was edited was. She did it multiple times. They didn't put them all in there. Yeah, I think that's how it was edited. And then he said he went to his book company and said, hey, I only want to talk about the book. Here's the problem with that. As someone who's written a couple books and had to do interviews, and I've interviewed people that are promoting books. There is no way you can do a 20 minute or 30 minute or 40 minute interview with somebody about their book. And that's all you talk about for 20, 30, or 40 minutes. Because most reporters haven't even read the whole book. They don't have time. They read, like a section you send them. And even if they had, you're still not going to spend 20, 30, 40 minutes talking about just the book. You do the interview to promote it. By the way, this has worked wonders. I said at the very beginning, if this is like 3D chess and this was a way to promote the book, next level.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. He looks a little like. Yeah, I don't think it is out of it. So when we talked about this the other day, I wasn't prepared because I hadn't really seen it. And now that I've watched it multiple times, I'm concerned. I worry for him. And then I saw some people making comments of like, is this giving, like, elder abuse? And obviously that's probably not the case, but he does seem like he was just sitting there sort of like. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

And I used to get to control the narrative completely when he was the head football coach of the Patriots. He would get at the podium, be like, I'm. I'm only here to talk about Cleveland. I'm only here to talk. He doesn't have that anymore. Also, why was he wearing a shirt with a hole in it? I think more about that. Why was he wearing a North Carolina shirt? Like, that's his new team. Oh. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Why wasn't he wearing that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because he talks about the shirt. He's had it forever, and he had a hole in it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he just did not look well.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a story yesterday that said, and I take it with a grain of salt, and it may have been on tmz. You might could pull the source there, Mike, that since she met him, she has, like, $8 million in holdings in real estate now.

[Mike D]

Whoa.

[Amy]

What? Oh, it's love, though.

[Bobby Bones]

It could be, but it's still weird. He's 73. Going from memory. She's 24, I believe.

[Scuba Steve]

So, like, when they say elder abuse, though, like, he's not that old.

[Bobby Bones]

They're kidding.

[Lunchbox]

They're kidding. He looks like. When you watch it and you have that in my in mind, he looks a little, like, off. He doesn't look like this well respected. I was, you know, the Patriot coach that won this many Super Bowls. Like, he didn't look like a leader. He looked like a little, like, he seemed vulnerable.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he did seem vulnerable, and he's never looked like.

[Lunchbox]

And that's sad.

[Bobby Bones]

He had a hole in his shirt. Guys, like, wear a shirt with.

[Lunchbox]

And then his girlfriend's barking from the corner. That he can't answer a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Bill Belichick's girlfriend. This is from page six. Jordan Hudson has reportedly amassed a whopping 8 million dollar real estate portfolio since they started dating. I smoke him if you got him.

[Lunchbox]

I guess so did she have money going? Like she was dating a dude in.

[Bobby Bones]

His 60s before him. Another rich dude thing.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I heard.

[Lunchbox]

And he. And it's trying to get suits.

[Bobby Bones]

You can fact check me on that one too.

[Lunchbox]

Like you can decline pretty quickly. Like I feel like when I turned 44, suddenly my vision just like overnight was just so him. Like it's when we age and we're in our 70s. Like every year is probably just like what's happening can be drastically different.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Or blinded by love.

[Bobby Bones]

Or blinded by a 20 year old.

[Scuba Steve]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But apparently they met on a plane. They said again, when she was 24 years ago, he signed her philosophy book. He even had an inscription in it. Which is funny because I saw it. It's like something, something nice to meet you. Whatever. Bill Belichick, super bowl champions.

[Lunchbox]

So again, if that's it, then why not talk about it?

[Bobby Bones]

Is she 23 now, Mike? Is that what it is?

[Mike D]

Oh, this is an old story about her boyfriend before.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, 64 year old. Jordan Hudson, 64 year old ex, defends her.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, currently he defends her.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Because he's scared of her. Like these guys are scared.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what they do.

[Lunchbox]

Happening to where they're like, yes, ma'am.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know what's happening, man.

[Scuba Steve]

This is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy. And because it seems fake because it's.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we like in the news, it seems.

[Bobby Bones]

I met them though.

[Lunchbox]

They could be lovely people.

[Bobby Bones]

I spent, spent some time standing with them.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's weird to see in person. It's even weirder in person, guys. I'm telling you, it's bizarre. I ain't trying to hate, but it isn't the news. So I'm just talking about it.

[Amy]

Were they lovey dovey when you met him? Like, were they like on each other?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because Bill was talking to a lot of ex players and I was with one of his ex players and so they were like, hey, this is Bill.

[Lunchbox]

And he had, he had full freedom to talk.

[Scuba Steve]

He did.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy treated like a hostage situation.

[Scuba Steve]

He was fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But the whole thing is weird.

[Lunchbox]

It's like I was like when I was watching it, I'm like, bill, blink twice if you're okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But okay, let's look at this guy. If he's 64 her ex boyfriend, if he's in his 60s. If. Was she, like, 19 or 20 or something when she was dating him?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, or 18.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. That's definitely a thing. And the thing could either be attraction to really old men or attraction to means. Yeah, it's one of the two.

[Scuba Steve]

More likely the second one.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. More likely. You could just be, I have an old man fetish.

[Lunchbox]

It could be a combo.

[Scuba Steve]

Who has that?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, dude.

[Scuba Steve]

I don't know anyone that has that.

[Lunchbox]

Trust me. I don't either.

[Amy]

I don't either.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't know one single person a kitty.

[Lunchbox]

Well, maybe they're not physical.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, if you have.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would he be with her? No, there's no. There's no chance.

[Scuba Steve]

Why would he be with her?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I understand that, but maybe he's helpful. He's waiting for the day.

[Bobby Bones]

He's building up. He's working for the day he can.

[Lunchbox]

Finally do, like, when we're all old together. I get it. Like, and we're all. It's like, hey, what do they talk about? Here we are.

[Bobby Bones]

This is.

[Lunchbox]

These are our bodies. But when there's that big of a difference. Trust me. I hate using this as an example, but I had to take care of my elderly dad, and he was about that age when I was caring for him. And I saw all the things, and I'm like, this is just, like, I would not be able to be. You know what I mean? But if I was also 70, 80, I'd be like, hey, right, let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm 12 years older than my wife. And, like, we. At times, I'm like, hey, remember that episode of the Fresh Prince? She's like, I don't know what that is. So there are those. Imagine being 50 years older and having goodness. And he's like, remember Leave it to Beaver? And she's like, what?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

But, you know, hey, but we don't care and we don't judge. Yeah, we talk about it. We have a good time with it. But in the end, if people are happy and their lives are better because of it, go for it.

[Scuba Steve]

It doesn't bother us.

[Bobby Bones]

We kind of like it, actually. Anybody else have anything else before I move on? Morgan, you have something.

[Lunchbox]

No, you just, like, reminded me of the. We listen and we don't judge.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's exactly it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we listen and we don't judge. Yeah. But we wander and we visualize.

[Bobby Bones]

We are human. We're like, what the crap?

[Lunchbox]

We're. We're curious.

[Bobby Bones]

We are? We are.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

The next story from Penn State. Studies show that despite all the talk of teamwork at workplaces, men still compete with each other. They try to stress that the other guy is not as strong as they are, oftentimes in different ways. According to studies, men get ahead essentially by one talking about how weak the other guys are or by trying to stress the other guys out.

[Lunchbox]

This isn't a normal workplace.

[Bobby Bones]

They also do it in more subtle ways, like who can be the wittiest, which makes the other person look weaker in their mind.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So do y'all do that here?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have to. Oh.

[Amy]

Eddie tries to. Hey. With this group, he tries to make me look bad all the time.

[Scuba Steve]

You ever hear Lunchbox talking about my bald head? All the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he goes to the well a lot. Sure.

[Amy]

I really go to your big nose.

[Eddie]

But he does go to that well.

[Bobby Bones]

Too, A little bit. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Using the Internet's good for you. From Reader's Digest.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, Reader's Digest.

[Bobby Bones]

Bill Belichick's favorite thing to read.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Amy]

You remember that thing used to come in the mail? Yeah, yeah, I remember that thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Scientists looked at the Internet use of nearly 90,000 adults from 23 countries. They found that daily or weekly Internet use is good for you. Emails, online shopping, travel, reservations, searching for information on and on.

[Scuba Steve]

Because older people are like, I'm not doing that.

[Lunchbox]

Is this.

[Bobby Bones]

They're trying to convince all people to get on the web.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm not gonna do it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the devil. No, Mr. Belichick, just get on it.

[Scuba Steve]

It's good for you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll do one more story. Remember big mouth Billy Bass? Amy, if I say that, what do you remember?

[Lunchbox]

The. The. The bass on the wall that sings.

[Bobby Bones]

And he turn his head toward you.

[Scuba Steve]

Don't worry, be happy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he would sing stuff like. Like, here's a little song I wrote. Might want to sing it note for note. Don't Worry. Or Take Me to the River.

[Scuba Steve]

I think it was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

It was awesome. If you have those Billy Bass now, they're selling on ebay for, like, 400 bucks. Wow. You'd invested in, like, five of those and got it for 29.99. And you sold it. Now that's a profit better than Nvidia.

[Amy]

Why we gotta take shots at Nvidia? Like, Nvidia is just. I mean, catching strays over here. I can't believe how bad we Lost.

[Bobby Bones]

On that big mouth Billy Bass though. That was awesome. When it came out, I laughed for a long time. That's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.

[Amy]

This story comes to us from Orange County, Florida. A 60 year old man likes to be a police officer. So he has a fake badge, has the lights on his car and he pulls a guy over speeding. I'm gonna need to see your license and registration, please. Guy's like, okay, but can I see your badge? And the guy's like, don't worry about my badge. I need your license and registration. The guy hands it to him. He goes, I'm just gonna let you off with a warning. And the guy got suspicious, called police, fake cop.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

You think you'd have a fake badge though if you're go through and get lights? Why would you not get a fake badge?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, there had to be something else screaming fake about him.

[Bobby Bones]

What's a fake number? Like he went through all that work and didn't get a fake badge. And you wonder how many times he was able to pull that off. And he probably only gave warnings because if it's like payable due and he puts his own address.

[Eddie]

His Venmo.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, okay, that would be funny.

[Amy]

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike D's TikTok was hacked. Fully taken over. What's the name that's on there now?

[Mike D]

Michael Williams. And then some random number.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, at least it's Mike. Yeah, maybe they think your last name's Williams.

[Mike D]

I hate being called Michael though. So it's a slap in the face.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I guess you're a Miguel, huh?

[Mike D]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So TikTok was completely taken over. Could not log in. It took a while. Even with having like connections at TikTok, it still took a while. But you have your TikTok back. Sort of. Did they delete anything?

[Mike D]

They archived a bunch of things. I was wondering what their plan was. It looked like they deleted it, but they just archived a lot of my posts for some reason.

[Bobby Bones]

And what was the point of them hacking your account? What were they going to use it for?

[Mike D]

Once I got in there, I realized they were trying to start a TikTok shop. They applied and then couldn't get verified.

[Bobby Bones]

So they wanted to use your account to sell stuff?

[Mike D]

Yeah, basically they were trying to sign up and then since I had the amount of followers they met the qualifications, they were just gonna start selling stuff. Probably posting fake AI videos.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you Know what they were gonna sell?

[Mike D]

I don't know because they didn't. They couldn't get applied. They were able to get in my account, but they couldn't verify to be like credited for a TikTok.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what country they were from?

[Mike D]

I don't know. I saw what they used to log in, but it didn't show the country.

[Bobby Bones]

Where do you think they're from?

[Mike D]

I'm not sure.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a lot of these fake Chinese places selling stuff now. I'm betting it's not a Mike Williams or whatever the guy's name. I bet that's not the real name.

[Mike D]

No, not at all.

[Bobby Bones]

So you can't change your name back to Movie Mike right now.

[Mike D]

Not right now. I can't even change my nickname. So even like, you know, a name comes up when you're just searching somebody. I can't change that.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw your video that was like, hey, it's me, I got a bag. But I'm not Mike Williams or whatever his name was. So how long until you can change your name back?

[Mike D]

I can change my name back in a week. I can change my username back in a month.

[Bobby Bones]

Even though they knew your account was hacked and taken over?

[Mike D]

Yeah, since they changed my account, they have it to where you can't change it again for a certain amount of time.

[Bobby Bones]

How do they get in? If you did two step authentication, there's.

[Mike D]

This weird back way they can get in through TikTok studio and I guess on there I didn't have two factor and they were able to get in without. So now I have it set up where you have to have your face to scan in. Yeah, I'm back.

[Bobby Bones]

And your advice to people is set your TikTok up for face scan in. So TikTok can own your face for facial recognition, but people can't see?

[Mike D]

Yeah, that's the downside of it. They have your face, but no one else can get into your account unless they steal your face.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's next. Yeah, my face is everywhere. I mean, they have our faces by now, right? You log into your phone with your face?

[Mike D]

Yeah, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, same. Well, I'm glad you have it back. That's good. By the way, if you follow Movie Mike, he is not Mike Williams. What is it?

[Mike D]

Michael Williams.

[Bobby Bones]

Michael Williams. His name has changed on his account, but he's still Movie Mike and he'll change it back soon. Okay, that's what's up. Thank you guys. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bailey Zimmerman in studio tomorrow. Bye. Everybody. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. American Military University is the number one provider of education to our military and veterans in the country. They offer something truly unique. Special rates and grants for the entire family, making education affordable and not just for those who serve, but also for their loved ones. If you have a military or veteran family member and you're looking for affordable, high quality education, AMU is the place for you. Visit AMU Apus Edu Military to learn more. That's AMU Apus Edumilitary. When it comes to my dogs Stanley and Eller, I don't take chances. I trust pet meds. From vet approved medications to healthy food, flea and tick prevention, even fun treats, they've got it all. You know me, big dog guy. The best part, it's delivered right to my door. If you want the best for your pets, check out petmeds.com use the code Bobby for 40% off your first order. Simple, trusted, and always there when you need them. Petmeds care you trust.

[Lunchbox]

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[Leah]

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[Bobby Bones]

Aww.

[Matt]

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[Leah]

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[Matt]

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[Leah]

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