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Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to gecko.
Bobby Bones
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Eddie
Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Celebrities who love testosterone replacement.
Eddie
What are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
Alan Richardson, the massive dude from Amazon. Reacher motorcycle. Yeah, yeah. He shared that he suffered from fatigue and if he felt off before getting treated for low testosterone.
Eddie
No way. The guy that just got into a fight with his neighbor.
Bobby Bones
That's probably why he's. He's got a really high testosterone. Wow. Dax Shepard.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Podcast.
Bobby Bones
He has spoken openly about using injections to bring his levels back to 28 year old range. Wow. Helping with motivation and injury energy. Jeff Bezos. You can tell that dude's bump something.
Amy
Wait, why?
Bobby Bones
He's way too jacked. He's short, but he's jacked. Have you seen the pictures of him when he was selling books versus now? Now he looks like the evil villain version of himself.
Amy
Yeah, it's true.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe Rogan.
Eddie
Wow. He's huge.
Bobby Bones
Josh Dumal.
Eddie
Okay, so they all had low teeth.
Bobby Bones
Sylvester Stallone, and they've all done testosterone replacement according to the story.
Eddie
Wow. I'm definitely not alone. That makes me feel better.
Bobby Bones
Get it and shoot it up.
Eddie
I don't know about all that.
Lunchbox
Get a needle, man.
Eddie
I'm gonna start with the squats and the yams and then we'll. Then we'll eventually go there.
Bobby Bones
There's nothing wrong with supplementing.
Amy
Remember, you can also get a pellet.
Eddie
I did have sweet potato fries last night.
Bobby Bones
In your butt. Remember yesterday's show? You can get a sweet potato in your butt. Maybe that's what they were doing when that person called. They were turning their testosterone.
Eddie
Doesn't that go directly to your bloodstream?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think so if you put it all the way up there. So yeah, I just wanted you to hear that. Thank you. So you felt good about your low testosterone. A group of students at Hancock Middle School, this is in Mississippi, are being praised because there was a possible school bus crash when their driver suffered an asthma attack and lost consciousness when. While driving 40 students on a highway. This is from GMA. She kind of sort of like fell
Amy
over, like flopped over. And everyone started standing up here in
Eddie
the School bus surveillance video. You can see five students jumping into action.
Bobby Bones
I saw that the bus was veering off to the side. Then I grabbed the wheel. It's sixth grader Darius Clark who hits the brakes. And the bus started rolling forward. It started like gain speed. So whenever I clicked the brakes and about threw me out.
Eddie
The windshield classmate, Destiny Cornelius administered medicine. Taylor.
Bobby Bones
I saw her medication in her hand and I saw like her reaching for it.
Amy
I knew that's what she needed.
Bobby Bones
How about that?
Eddie
Amazing.
Bobby Bones
And luckily, nerds sit in the front, including myself. Yep. Cuz all the kids, I thought they were so cool, went to the back of the bus. They could like get away with stuff. All of us nerds would sit up in the front of the bus and that's who saved everybody's life.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Shout out nerds.
Eddie
The way they all like took different roles. Like, I'm gonna hit the brakes. I'm gonna find her medicine. I'm gonna take the wheel. Like that's amazing, man.
Bobby Bones
She slumps. She looks like falls back and like as the bus is moving. It's a crazy video. They used to have a video when I would ride the bus. They had a video camera and it would be up in the very front and it would look back and we'd all like better act good.
Eddie
Oh, the camera.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And then somebody was like, let's go see if there's really a camera in there. No camera.
Eddie
Yeah, because it was a box, no
Bobby Bones
camera, with like a mirror over it. There's no camera in that thing. Somebody got bad again. So this is from psychology. Frontiers of psychology. Who wears cologne on this show? In general, I do. Eddie does. Ray does. I don't.
Amy
Do you wear perfume sometimes? Yeah. I mean, not really to work, but okay. If I'm going out.
Bobby Bones
I mean to work. Do you wear clone to work?
Eddie
Yeah. Two sprays.
Amy
We don't smell you.
Eddie
Come on. Come over here.
Bobby Bones
Is it brisket?
Eddie
No, no, I. Somebody told me a while back it's what keep their urban wares. And so that's what I got.
Bobby Bones
And he told us his is a mix.
Eddie
I know. So they probably lied to me.
Bobby Bones
Ray, what do you wear? I got like an Axe body spray as a cologne. Vanilla Nior.
Eddie
That sounds good.
Bobby Bones
Smells awesome. Abby loves it. You want to eat it. So wearing perfumer cologne, especially slightly too much could be a sign of depression.
Eddie
Oh. Oh.
Bobby Bones
That is because depression is linked to changes in the olfactory gland, which reduces people's ability to detect smells. So if people are like, man, you weren't a lot of cologne. Or maybe they aren't telling you that.
Eddie
It's kind of the final touch for me. It's like. And I don't even spray it on me. I spray it in the air and then walk through.
Amy
Smart.
Eddie
You know? Like, I don't even let it touch my skin. Really?
Amy
Yeah. That's smart, because I heard it. Well, I like my perfume. But if you split right on your neck, right on your wrist, it can be disruptive to your hormones.
Bobby Bones
What about all these, like, rays going through the other phones?
Amy
Yeah. Well, you know, pick your battles. Pick your battles.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay. One other one from the American Journal of Men's Health. Fathers of newborn babies are more likely to accidentally do things and make more mistakes. Fatigue catches up with new fathers. They're also so much more forgetful, which I can tell you. I'm not a forgetful person. There are so many text messages that I just have forgot to respond to. One of my friends hit me up and was like, hey, we want to come by. I said, baby, close friend never responded. And he hit me up, like, two days later about something else. I was like, oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't respond to that. But I can feel myself being a little. That my energy, my brain power is somewhere else. So obviously, you only have so much. So much energy to that, that it's a thing. Yeah, it's a thing. New dad's average, only five hours sleep a night. I. I would have loved that before I was a dad. Love. For five hours of sleep a night. Through the night. So there's that. That's a new thing. And then Caitlin Clark's gonna do a children's book, which is cool. She's my favorite American athlete.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
I think so. Current, huh?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
It's weird. Why?
Amy
Do you have a problem with that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What's up with that? No, it's just.
Eddie
I. I don't know. I don't. I thought. I don't know.
Dr. Jacob Unger
You thought what?
Lunchbox
Judgmental woman.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Well, when you change Texas, when you change to current athlete, I was like. Because, I mean, you like Mark Grace and.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, I. Chicago Cubs or Arkansas Razorback players, but, like, yes, current athlete. I think Caitlin Clark's my favorite athlete right now. You woman hater.
Eddie
No, no, no, no. I just. I thought it was all time. But when you said current.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Lunchbox
I get. I get over LeBron.
Eddie
I don't think a lot of people like LeBron.
Bobby Bones
I like LeBron fine. I respect LeBron. I think he's the best player Ever. But yeah, who like Shohei would be a massive one. Not my favorite. Yes. LeBron. Massimo. Not my favorite.
Eddie
You like Mahomes?
Bobby Bones
Not my favorite, but I like them all. I don't dislike really anybody. So that's all.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Haters. Get off me. It's a quick story. Better. Doing a children's book. All right. There you go. Hello, Bobby Bones. My son and his wife divorced, but I remain very close to my former daughter in law. I still consider her family. We've stayed connected and we share a deep love for my granddaughter. Recently, she got engaged. I'm truly happy for her. I've told her that and I mean it. But if I'm being honest, I'm struggling a little. I'm afraid of what might change. How do you handle loving someone who was once officially family but now has a new chapter sign? A grandma whose heart is scared. You want to go?
Amy
Sure. I still have a relationship with my ex mother in law and she said,
Bobby Bones
I'm praying for you every day. Do text.
Amy
Yeah, we text every day. And we'll text about other things too. Or she'll send me a note like, my daughter's birthday was not too long ago and she texted me like, hey, can you send me birthday birthday gift ideas for Stashira? And so we'll text about that sort of stuff.
Bobby Bones
When you got a new boyfriend.
Amy
They met him and wow. And we still communicated. I mean, they met him not. It wasn't intentional. It was sort of like they were in town. They came over to my house. He stopped by. It was the same night that my ex husband met him. So everybody met at once. So I think that you can continue having the relationship may change a little bit, but as it's not like we're talking about my ex husband or sharing anything that we shouldn't be sharing. Like we just keep in contact and stay in touch. And if I were to call her and need anything, I know she would be there for me.
Bobby Bones
I think the thread that keeps it all together is the granddaughter. Yeah, that's still. You still have family. That's still the mother of your granddaughter. Even if she is not the wife of your son, that is still the mother of your granddaughter. So I think that keeps her family if you want her to be family.
Amy
Yeah. And I think that's just my mother in law's heart. I know her heart and we both love each other. And so even though my ex husband has a girlfriend and yeah, I had a boyfriend for a year and a half, our relationship never changed. I think she was heartbroken over our divorce, and that made her very sad. But she didn't treat me any differently.
Bobby Bones
There's your answer. We understand it's got to be a crazy thing to go through. Many people have gone through it, and I think they still love the person even though they're not officially legally family anymore.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
But you still have your granddaughter. That's the thread. Yeah, that's the thread. Yeah. Good luck with that. I think you'll get to a good place. It's probably just weird now.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
But I think you'll get to a good place. All right, thank you for emailing us. We're about to get Eddie's new testosterone results, so I want to give a. Just a quick recap. These two guys have been fighting about who has more testosterone for ages. So I said, why don't we just get someone? They'll draw some blood. We'll get real numbers. So they come up, they take blood from lunchbox, they take blood from Eddie. The next day, boop. Lunchbox pops through 503, perfectly average. Boom. Healthy Eddie's comes back inconclusive. Next day, inconclusive.
Eddie
Weird.
Bobby Bones
And so everybody's like, what's happening? And so we don't know if there's a mess up in the lab. Mess up, who knows? And so the guy comes back again, the paramedic, and takes more blood from Eddie. Eddie's result comes in. He was at 293. Unhealthily low. Unhealthily low because 300 is the low part of healthy. Under 300 is low. Then we find out that number came from Eddie's first batch that they said was inconclusive. Yeah.
Eddie
How was that possible?
Bobby Bones
Someone had told Eddie there was heat involved. It could have messed up the blood.
Eddie
Correct.
Bobby Bones
So they went back and did the second blood draw from you. I have not seen these results.
Eddie
This is wonderful.
Bobby Bones
Amy has them. She would not even tell me.
Eddie
I would first like to say thank you for considering this as an appeal.
Bobby Bones
I think it's a fair appeal. Most times I wouldn't. We'd move on from the bit. But even Lunchbox, you have to agree, we had to pay attention to this.
Lunchbox
Not really.
Bobby Bones
Okay, fair enough.
Amy
Now, I mean, we had the blood drawn already, so why not?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we didn't have to redo anything else.
Amy
We just used no extra work. It already been submitted to the lab. We were just waiting for the results.
Bobby Bones
What are you expecting, Eddie?
Eddie
Oh, I mean, better. Like, obviously better, because the first one was inconclusive. Like, of course there was Heat exposed to heat, it's not going to be a right reading. So this is going to be better.
Amy
I mean, the heat was a theory, but theory?
Lunchbox
That was all just Eddie's theory. I was not doctor.
Eddie
That's what the guy drawing my blood said.
Amy
I wonder if.
Bobby Bones
Is that what he said?
Eddie
Well, he said. The lab says that they think that he was part of it.
Bobby Bones
I don't know who to believe. And his memory is fading. Low testosterone.
Amy
Yeah, it's like brain fog. Big time.
Bobby Bones
Have you been feeling as exhausted in the morning? No.
Eddie
No, actually, I've got a lot of energy.
Bobby Bones
You do?
Lunchbox
Lately, yeah.
Bobby Bones
How's the libido?
Eddie
Yeah, a little bit. Libido's perfect. It's great.
Bobby Bones
Yeah?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All the time.
Eddie
Out of control sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I don't know. I don't know the numbers. I don't know how you want to set this up.
Amy
I. I mean, I feel like we should just get to it.
Eddie
Let's go, Amy.
Amy
Because, I mean, it's either gonna be higher than 293 or it's gonna be lower.
Eddie
Or it could be the exact same.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Or it's the exact.
Bobby Bones
Is it the exact same, Amy?
Amy
It is not. Yes. Yes, baby, not.
Eddie
See, this is why the appellate
Amy
yes,
Bobby Bones
based on Amy's reaction. Because I do not know.
Lunchbox
I mean, her smile tells me it's lower.
Bobby Bones
If I'm playing poker against Amy, I think it's lower.
Lunchbox
One person.
Amy
I'm telling you, it's like Eddie wanted this. Okay.
Lunchbox
She wants to laugh so hard. She has ready to laugh.
Eddie
She's setting it up, like, lower.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what is Eddie's new. It could easily be second batch of testosterone results. The number is.
Amy
It could easily be.
Bobby Bones
Amy, stop talking.
Amy
What's the number?
Bobby Bones
The number is 295. 5. Is that what it is?
Amy
But it's not. What is it? It's 285.
Bobby Bones
You're Mr. 285.
Lunchbox
You're Mr. 285. Represent.
Eddie
I don't know who to believe here.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. You can believe either one of them.
Amy
Now, I. I will say the paperwork is hard to read because there was a lot of numbers, but.
Eddie
Oh, maybe you're reading the wrong number.
Bobby Bones
I am not. No, you're not.
Amy
I got confirma. It's 285.
Eddie
What are some of the other numbers?
Lunchbox
That heat helped you, man.
Amy
2, 8 and 5 are the numbers,
Bobby Bones
so you didn't go down drastically. But, dude, if you don't, like, fix it, you're gonna be at zero. Soon. You're trending down.
Amy
You're dropping by the day.
Bobby Bones
Your stock is slowly diminishing.
Eddie
What is happening here?
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. We knew this from the beginning, Eddie.
Amy
No, we didn't.
Bobby Bones
Are you going?
Amy
Well, I mean, we were guessing, but we didn't know. I. I thought, honestly, it could back. Could. It could come back higher. He begged right in.
Bobby Bones
Are you going to the doctor?
Eddie
It's weird. Yeah, I talked to my wife about it. Get an appointment, but right now I'm just doing squats and trying to like.
Lunchbox
It's not working, man. You went down.
Eddie
No, no, that was before. I didn't do squats when I took that blood test.
Bobby Bones
But even a month of squats is not gonna do that. You're talking about years.
Eddie
Here's my question.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
How serious is this? Is this like.
Bobby Bones
It's a paramedic. They're. Dude, this is medical.
Amy
No, no, no.
Eddie
I'm not talking about the number. I'm talking about the low T. It's
Amy
not life or death. It's quality of life. Like you. You should. Right now, where your levels are, like, it seems as though you're going to continue to decline.
Eddie
So the cars. The car's still running.
Amy
The car's still running. But your. Your. Your tire is a little flat.
Eddie
So I put some air in the tire.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I would know, too. If you're going to the doctor, I would do two things. I would get your testosterone elevated and also have your ovaries checked.
Eddie
It's not funny, man.
Amy
What if he should get a hysterectomy?
Bobby Bones
Oh, interesting.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
I just don't.
Lunchbox
Like.
Eddie
I don't. How is the. The one exposed to heat higher than this one? I just don't get it.
Bobby Bones
If left untreated, it may lead to severe long term risks, including a higher likelihood of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and overall reduced life expectancy.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Amy
Well, yeah. Okay, so we are talking, like. Yeah, but I mean, not at this. Like, you. You can redeem yourself.
Bobby Bones
Bone health, too. Osteoporosis.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
My mom has weak bones.
Bobby Bones
Mental well being. It says mental well being because lunchbox will make fun of you. Oh, so exactly. Yeah, yeah, it says that.
Amy
I mean, are we saying. Still gonna believe his libido is so amazing?
Eddie
Yes, it is. It's amazing.
Bobby Bones
Prove it. Come here.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Gosh.
Eddie
This is. It's not good.
Bobby Bones
Sorry, dude. So his new number is 285?
Lunchbox
Yep, that's his new name.
Bobby Bones
This is not near. You're not Even as high as Pitbull.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
305.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy's bringing you the information. Oh, what?
Amy
Making this up?
Eddie
I can't see that, Amy.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
His vision is so bad.
Eddie
Here, hold on.
Lunchbox
Oh my gosh.
Eddie
OK, current results and flag. What does the flag mean?
Lunchbox
It means 285 adult male.
Eddie
Reference interval is based on population of healthy.
Bobby Bones
It said when in the report. It said male. Question mark.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they weren't sure.
Eddie
Even a man. There's too many numbers here, man.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Eddie
I'll have to send that to the doctor.
Amy
Confusing your old numbers right there. 293.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Your new number is there.
Bobby Bones
285.
Eddie
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Congratulations, man. Okay. All right. So there he is. Lower.
Eddie
Guys, I'm not a woman. Still a man.
Bobby Bones
Dude. You can choose. We'll let you choose.
Lunchbox
It's up to you, dude.
Bobby Bones
You're good with us. You're good. Okay.
Amy
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Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Geico.
Amy
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Eddie
guys. It's pretty amazing.
Bobby Bones
Who gave money?
Eddie
You gave money? Amy gave money, I gave money. We all gave a hundred dollars. And then out of nowhere, everyone around the building's like, hey, let me know what you're doing, because I want to donate $100 from an engineer named Patrick.
Bobby Bones
Wow, really? Yeah.
Eddie
He's like, I want to donate $100, Morgan, $100. Scuba comes out of nowhere. A hundred dollars. Talbot, $100. Like, it was crazy. Everyone just started giving money.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Oh, you're right.
Bobby Bones
Not everyone. I even gave lunchbox 100 bucks yesterday in cash to go. If you want to just give this to her, you can. He didn't.
Eddie
And I didn't want to pressure him, but I did give him one more chance. Like, hey, guys, I'm putting money in the card if anyone wants to just donate. Nobody said anything.
Bobby Bones
That's why I gave him the extra 100 yesterday. But he didn't at all.
Eddie
No, Lunchbox did not.
Lunchbox
Man. Well, here's the thing.
Eddie
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
It was only Amy, Eddie, and Bobby, and I was like, okay, no one else is doing it. And then these dudes, Morgan and Scuba, go behind my back off air.
Bobby Bones
It's not a behind your back thing.
Lunchbox
It's just like, if everybody's gonna do it, like, do it so we know. Like, I thought, okay, I'm in the majority.
Bobby Bones
I'm not doing it. And so that's why you didn't do it. It wasn't about you wanting to help somebody. No, no.
Lunchbox
I help plenty of people.
Bobby Bones
You know what I mean?
Lunchbox
I have to just pick my. I can't donate to everybody. That's the thing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. That's why I gave you. That's why I gave you the extra hundred bucks yesterday, to be like, hey, this is free money for you today. Here you go, have it. If you want to donate, I can just push it over to Eddie.
Lunchbox
And I said, no.
Bobby Bones
Okay, got it. Oh, I forgot.
Eddie
What? Abby also donated.
Lunchbox
Wow. Really? Even after she threw that fit?
Eddie
She sure did.
Amy
It's not a fit.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't I want. Okay, so were you able to give her the cash?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, drumroll again, please. How much was it, guys?
Eddie
We sent her off to El Salvador to go figure out what her health problems are. Whatever she's going over there to do with $700 in cash.
Bobby Bones
What did she say?
Eddie
She cried. Of course she cried. And then she talked to Scuba and me and Rick, and she was like, I just. You guys are like family to me. She said. She said that basically, she has no family here. Her son moved to la, like, years ago. So it's just her. And since we moved in this building, she said, I feel like I have family here, and I'm going to miss you guys so much. Oh, isn't that so cool, Eddie?
Amy
That's really sweet. And the card you got her?
Eddie
Yeah, I said, hang in there.
Bobby Bones
It was a little cat hanging on
Eddie
something on a wire, and everyone wrote a little note and, and Bobby, you had already left, so I signed your name for you.
Bobby Bones
Okay, thank you.
Eddie
And I told her, everyone, like I told Amy, donated. Bobby donated my signature.
Bobby Bones
So my lawyer will be in touch. I don't have a lawyer, but if I did, my favorite thing in the whole story, one is that we were able to help her. Right. It's always good to help people. Two, that she thought Scuba's name was Cuba Steve, and I think Cuba Steve is an excellent name. She thought every day I was broadcasting
Dr. Jacob Unger
live to Cuba, and I'm like, no, it's Scuba Steve.
Bobby Bones
It's Cuba Steve. He does kind of dress like a Cuban sometimes. Yeah.
Eddie
Hawaiian shirts.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Cuba Steve. Hell, yeah. Okay, so the, the final update is
Eddie
that we sent her off to El Salvador. She lives this. This weekend with 700.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I saw her walking around yesterday, and I was like, I thought her last day was yesterday, but it was.
Eddie
But I texted her to come back.
Bobby Bones
Back.
Eddie
I said, we have a little gift for you. Come back.
Bobby Bones
If Lunchbox wanted to still get in, was it, Would there be a way for it?
Eddie
I think I could text her to come back, say, lunchbox wants something.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you just let us know. No pressure.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But you just let us know.
Lunchbox
I'll think about it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. You just let. Just let us know.
Amy
I mean, good for him for not being. He's not gonna be peer pressured, this guy.
Bobby Bones
It's not a good friend.
Eddie
Never worry about that.
Amy
Well, it's just if you want to look at a pot, like he's not going to be.
Bobby Bones
I don't think. Yeah, I, I, I hear positive.
Lunchbox
Wait, what about all the other good.
Bobby Bones
I do.
Lunchbox
Let's not act like I don't do good.
Eddie
Well, we're talking about this right now, though, right?
Lunchbox
But I can't give to every cause.
Bobby Bones
Right? That's why I had the extra money to go. You can just pass this over. You're not losing anything, but it's your money. You do what you want.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
So I want to let everybody know. I told Amy what the surprise was. Why she knows. So I don't understand that this is what has happened. Somebody on this show is getting, would you say, life changing, Life changing, Life changing. Surprise. And yesterday I said, there are five of you. It could be. It could be Amy Raymundo, Lunchbox Morgan already. And I eliminated Amy first. I know that was sad for you. It's not your surprise. But I did tell her what it is. So now she knows and Mike knows, and I just wanted to run it by her and See if she thought it was life changing.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So don't say you spoil movies. Oh, I need you to be careful.
Amy
What? No.
Eddie
You spoil movies.
Amy
I will use words you've already used.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
It's life changing. Okay.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Amy
And this person.
Bobby Bones
Ah.
Amy
You've said this. I can reiterate what you've said, so
Lunchbox
if you're just gonna repeat what he says, maybe don't say it.
Bobby Bones
We already heard it. You spoiled TV shows.
Amy
It's like I. It's like I'm adding emphasis to what you said. Like a little oomph.
Bobby Bones
Be gentle.
Amy
This version is gonna freak out.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so the four people. It could be. It could be Raymundo.
Amy
They've asked for it. They've asked for it. What it is
Bobby Bones
no more.
Eddie
You had your chance,
Lunchbox
you did the now. Cut it off.
Amy
Okay, whatever.
Bobby Bones
And it could be today. Oh, my God. It could be this segment.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
So I could eliminate someone, or I could just say, here's the surprise.
Dr. Jacob Unger
What have I asked for?
Bobby Bones
So. Well, you've asked for it.
Amy
I mean, it could be over years.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's something that you may not even remember. There's definitely been a wild desire for it. And I think probably you thought it was unattainable. Wow. So, that being said, I will eliminate someone. It's Raymondo, Lunchbox, Morgan and Nettie. Which, by the way, Ray, what'd you think yours was gonna be? A trip to the CMA Fest? Yeah, this summer in June. I mean, do you have a new thing you think it is? Yeah, I was kind of leaning towards something about Surrog, I thought, like a baby.
Amy
Yeah. So surrogate.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So your wife. Yeah, she's not able to have kids. She had cancer and decided it would be smart and advantageous to get her fallopian tubes removed. So, yeah, she's unable to have kids. We were able to freeze the eggs, though, before all that. So we have 23 eggs at Vanderbilt. In your mind. What could I do in that situation? Maybe you got a connector two. Somebody that wants to have a baby in them. Oh, I thought you said your sister would do that. It was, like, three years ago. No, she. She's backed out. I mean, gotten older. Yeah. I mean, we even had family members that said they wouldn't now that it's like, at Christmas. Parties are kind of standoffish. They avoid you. Okay, Lunchbox. What would you think it is for you? Because yesterday it was casting agent from Survivor. Okay. Yeah.
Lunchbox
This time I get to drive a Lambo. You got me A Lambo for a week or one of those drives, like, Zoom Zoom. You know, where they go to the racetracks and I get to zoom around in the Lambo for a few laps. That has to be it.
Bobby Bones
Did we not do that one?
Lunchbox
No, we tried, and then we didn't get it. We didn't get an appointment.
Bobby Bones
I think it's because the guy said you can only drive at, like, 40 miles an hour.
Lunchbox
And we're like.
Bobby Bones
We're like, yeah, that's right. That's right.
Lunchbox
But maybe you found someone with a Lambo.
Bobby Bones
Got it. Morgan, what would you think it would be for you?
Amy
Well, yesterday I thought it was either Celine Dion tickets or I'm going to space. And I definitely think that Celine Dion is more practical.
Lunchbox
No, no, he literally said that. It's none of those.
Eddie
He said we're all wrong.
Amy
I know, but I. Those are the two that I'm still leaning with.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so you're gonna go with them again?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Fair enough.
Bobby Bones
Still wrong, Eddie.
Eddie
Well, yesterday I was wrong. I thought it was gonna be a boat, so I was wrong about that. Now I'm thinking. I have mentioned before I like all your cars. So I'm thinking that now that you're a dad, you're like, I need a minivan. I'm gonna give Eddie my car. Let's go. That's attainable.
Bobby Bones
I mean.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah.
Eddie
How's it not logical?
Lunchbox
Because he would just trade it in and get a minivan.
Bobby Bones
I could just give you a car.
Eddie
But one of your cars.
Bobby Bones
It definitely could be something. Okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna eliminate someone.
Lunchbox
Well, it has to be Morgan, because Morgan, like, we've already gone over. She has nothing she needs or wants going to space.
Bobby Bones
No, you said yesterday she had nothing. It was probably gonna be her.
Lunchbox
No, no, I said she only wanted a man. She's already got it, so there's nothing else she wanted. So she can't win.
Bobby Bones
Interesting.
Lunchbox
So you can just eliminate her now because she's got her, dude. She has her wedding planned. It's over.
Eddie
Fair enough.
Amy
I have other desires and wants. Just because you're sure it'd be nice to have the wedding.
Bobby Bones
Pa, Would you open the door, please? Would you pull out your ears and walk over there and open the door, please?
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
There ain't no way.
Eddie
Hold on.
Lunchbox
There ain't no way. Come on. Bananas, Bananas, Johnny bananas.
Eddie
How did you get the car up here?
Bobby Bones
Okay. Anybody out there? No. Anything out there? No. Okay. No. No. So they're so the. The. Whatever we're gonna roll in. Not here today.
Eddie
So we're not getting it today.
Bobby Bones
Correct. I just wanted to see if it was here.
Eddie
But, Amy, you know what it is. And you knew. You knew that was fake.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we're doing a bit.
Lunchbox
She was such a good actress.
Bobby Bones
She should get in a movie.
Eddie
She really was.
Bobby Bones
She is in a movie.
Amy
I am. I am still get royalty.
Eddie
Okay, so who's eliminated?
Bobby Bones
The person eliminated today is.
Eddie
See you, Morgan.
Lunchbox
Bye, Morgan.
Eddie
Go to space, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Hi, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
The person eliminated today is Raymunda.
Amy
Suckers.
Eddie
No CMA Fest tickets. Morgan.
Lunchbox
We need to eliminate. So we're not suckers.
Amy
Yeah, but you were saying I was gonna get eliminated, and I didn't.
Bobby Bones
So one of you three. And it could be tomorrow, could be Monday. It'll be soon. I will. Muppet Babies. I'm basically the Muppet Babies.
Eddie
Making dreams come true.
Bobby Bones
Making dreams come true. Yeah. So.
Eddie
All right, so we all had different guesses this time.
Bobby Bones
None of them were right.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Geico Gecko
Gosh.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's was still wrong. Day 2. Two days in a row. Same. Exactly. So none were right, but three people remain. One of you will be getting a. It could be again tomorrow. Could be Monday, it could be Tuesday. But it won't go any further than Tuesday. Oh, man.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
All right. I got it, right? Yeah. You don't have it.
Eddie
Yeah, I have something, too.
Bobby Bones
All right, I'll check in with you tomorrow.
Amy
Bones.
Bobby Bones
Dr. Jacob Unger is a board certified plastic surgeon, and he has the Nashville Plastic Surgery Institute. And so I spent an hour talking with him and just learning a lot. And the first thing Amy wanted me to ask about was Brazilian butt lifts. And that's where they take fat. So there's a lot of plastic surgery questions that I ask him. Let's get started now on the Bobby bones show. Now, Dr. Unger, a BBL is a Brazilian butt lift. Is that correct?
Dr. Jacob Unger
That's the acronym.
Bobby Bones
Is that a real thing?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Totally a real thing. It has, like, nothing to do with Brazil.
Eddie
What.
Bobby Bones
What.
Dr. Jacob Unger
What it really refers to is adding fat, Fat grafting to the butt.
Bobby Bones
And do people here do that?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it's not from Brazil, and you don't. Is it because Brazilian. Is it because Brazilian butts are big?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Is that why it's called that? Interesting.
Dr. Jacob Unger
That's the name of the game. Yeah. So, you know, we can take fat from different parts of the body and put it in different places and get it to live in that new spot. And so you can face breast, buttock, and you can take fat where you don't want it and put it where you do.
Bobby Bones
And if you, if people come to you and say, I want a Brazilian butt lift, is that something that you have done?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah, for sure. So you know, listen, my practice is not very flashy, showy from a result standpoint. It's all super kind of natural, elegant, soft. And so when I have patients that ask for that, it tends to be like fit moms who have lost a little bit of volume, a little bit of muscle toe maybe over time. They're working out a lot. They're getting kind of thinner post kids a lot and they want a little bit more shape. And so we call it it. They would call it a skinny BBL or an athletic bbl, not like overdone proportions, not super big and round, just kind of like filled out a little more youthful.
Bobby Bones
Can you take fat from some more from somebody else's body?
Dr. Jacob Unger
No.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it has to be your own fat.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Has to be your own fat. Because that'd be like a transplant with like random tissue. That would not, that would not go well. Doctor, you should know that.
Bobby Bones
How much for a Brazilian butt lift if you were to do one?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Listen, I think it probably ranges from honestly from, you know, ten to a hundred thousand, depending on where you are in the country or whatever.
Bobby Bones
A hundred thousand dollars?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Not, not in my office.
Bobby Bones
But I mean, no, I'm not even talking about you specifically.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Like, yeah, for sure.
Bobby Bones
My butt better do the percolator without me doing any of my other muscles at all. Like it just naturally.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah, just bounce like a button.
Bobby Bones
I should push a button. Yeah, that's wild. What do you do the most of two things?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Facial rejuvenation, facelifts, and. And then mommy makeovers or mommy makeover quote unquote, which is post mom surgery, breast and tummy and that's. I operate four days a week and it's basically just those on rinse and Repeat.
Bobby Bones
Talking with Dr. Jacob Unger. We're talking about leg lengthening surgeries that mostly guys get, which is pretty crazy on the Bobby bones show. Now, Dr. Unger, you ever hear about those people that break bones and get taller? Like the surgeries where they break and they put a rod in?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Yeah, that's a real thing. It's called distraction osteogenesis, which is big words, but it means taking a bone, pulling it apart slowly and allowing new bone to fill in. So it was first done in the legs, then it was done in the jaw. We do it for babies all the time that have certain craniofacial abnormalities. Very, very small chin, no airway. They have to have a trach. When they're born, you can rebuild the jaw, stretch it out so the tongue pulls forward and they can get rid of a trach, live a normal life. Right.
Geico Gecko
Wow.
Dr. Jacob Unger
That's very common in a children's hospital. You go to Vanderbilt, right now there's a. I'm sure I don't know, but a number of children in the pediatric icu, they get a quarter turn. The res go by and do a quarter turn, you know, twice a day or four times a day, depending on where you are to stretch out that jaw.
Bobby Bones
Rewarding surgeries for you as a human being.
Dr. Jacob Unger
On the reconstructive side, as you can imagine, you take someone who's having, you know, a burn victim that can't turn their neck and you do a surgery to rebuild the neck so that it's flexible and pliable again. Or somebody cuts their thumb off and you put it back on for them, which that's happened. Oh yeah, I've done it countless times. So I trained in Dallas Parkland Hospital, biggest public hospital in the country. And we had, we were on what's called replant call replanting fingers and arms every single day for six years. The plastic surgery department of plastic of at UT Southwestern.
Bobby Bones
So there are that many people losing fingers and arms.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Oh, it's non stop. I mean, they fly them all in. You know, everyone's crazy. I mean it happens multiple times a day.
Bobby Bones
And so they come in and okay, if that happens, do you put it on ice? Because that's what TV says, put them on ice. Like let's say I chopped a finger off and I'm like, oh my God, there's my finger.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Wrap it in a wet paper towel, put it on ice, go to a major academic center.
Bobby Bones
But does that mean hospital?
Dr. Jacob Unger
Sorry, major academic hospital, like a Vanderbilt. You're not going to find it at like every random hospital in small towns, but they'll, they'll ship you.
Bobby Bones
If I went in and had some fat taken off my stomach, I knew it.
Dr. Jacob Unger
I knew that's why I was here.
Bobby Bones
And I would do that. I would have asked you to like bring the pliers and the scissors and let's get it done. The problem for me is not any sort of stigma, it's the recovery. Let's say I went in and I was like, hey, I got a little fat here, help me out because I'm in pretty good shape. And let's say I did that. How long would it be until I could like play pickleball and run again.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Surgery's not that long. Liposuction is, is a little bit of a quicker recovery than other things. I mean, healing takes time. But from a recovery standpoint, you can be back to some exercise at like one week, might be sore, might hurt a little, you know, but again, that's all up here. You're not going to hurt anything because nothing's been kind of cut and sewn. You can't tear anything apart. You know, I give patients a pretty quick recovery time frame, the quickest that science will allow because most of my patients are super active and have a lot going on. No one really wants to be down. So by six weeks from any surgery I'm doing, you can do anything. Rock climb.
Bobby Bones
Could I dunk?
Dr. Jacob Unger
You can definitely learn to dunk just
Bobby Bones
from like, because I couldn't dunk before, if I can dunk after.
Dr. Jacob Unger
I thought as much. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Can fat come back in the spots that you've sucked it out?
Dr. Jacob Unger
It's a great question. Once you remove fat cells, they're gone forever. You can't get new fat cells. So after you're about five years old, the fat cells you have are the fat cells you have. As you gain weight, those fat cells expand or contract.
Bobby Bones
Oh, they're not more fat cells?
Dr. Jacob Unger
No more fat cells.
Bobby Bones
The fat cells are just getting fat.
Dr. Jacob Unger
That's it. Fat cells get fat so they kind of swell. If you look at it, they kind of look like, like chicken wire. That's what fat cells in the body look like. And those, those chicken wire holes get bigger or smaller. So if you have a problem area where you weight and you suction out fat from that area, fat will not go there as preferentially and you'll still gain weight in all the areas. But if it used to go to your belly and now you gain ten pounds, you might feel it more, you know, in your hips or thighs, more so than, than that area.
Amy
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Dr. Jacob Unger
Mike d's riding this week's next bit.
Bobby Bones
The Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby bone store. At 90 seconds on the clock, Amy's going to give us some morning cornies. We're going to see how many we can get. Guys, ready?
Eddie
Ready.
Bobby Bones
All right, it's time for you to clear your throat. Yep.
Lunchbox
Sorry.
Eddie
A little nervous, are you?
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
All right, it's time for the investigative morning corny. Here we go. The morning corny.
Amy
What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
Bobby Bones
A yoga teacher?
Eddie
What do they call it?
Lunchbox
Yoga homicide.
Bobby Bones
Oh, homistay. Homicide.
Lunchbox
Homicide.
Eddie
That's pretty good. No, Namaste.
Amy
What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
Eddie
What's the dirty dog? What's it called?
Bobby Bones
Downward dog.
Lunchbox
Namaste. Homicide.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Homicide.
Bobby Bones
Murder.
Lunchbox
Yogi Murastay Savasna.
Bobby Bones
What are things? What are.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Samasna is dead.
Eddie
What? Or what? What's your question?
Bobby Bones
I don't know words in yoga.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I'm just naming the poses.
Bobby Bones
Tree pose. What's the question again?
Amy
What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
Eddie
Oh, before the start. What do they say before when you start class?
Lunchbox
Hello, yogis. Good morning.
Bobby Bones
Make room for other mats.
Eddie
You're under arrest.
Bobby Bones
What kind of kind of murder what
Amy
do you get charged with?
Bobby Bones
Oh, if you kill.
Lunchbox
Charged.
Eddie
Oh, that's good. Homicide.
Bobby Bones
You can charge homicide. Is that not it?
Amy
That's cute, but no, that's not it.
Eddie
Okay, we're not good. You get charged with manslaughter. What are some other Burglary, homicide. Oh, no. What are some of the charges? Lunchbox, what kind of murder is there?
Lunchbox
Assault, assault, Premeditated murder.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's premeditation.
Amy
It. What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
Bobby Bones
Hum, hum, hum.
Lunchbox
Go, go, go.
Eddie
We're just starting our roll.
Bobby Bones
He got it and he's like, I don't get it.
Lunchbox
What I got.
Amy
What was that look like before class starts? So it's premeditation. So premeditated murder.
Lunchbox
Do you meditate in yoga?
Amy
Yes, bound.
Bobby Bones
All right, voicemail. Survivor 50 is going on and I don't know if you guys are watching, but I was curious who you guys think would do the best if they were on Survivor. Whether it was you guys playing against each other or just out there separately. But mostly everybody's gonna pick themselves here, but. Yep. Amy, who do you think would do best?
Amy
I wouldn't pick me exactly, but I've
Eddie
never watched the game, so I don't really even know how it works. Works like I know there's backstabbing.
Amy
I said I wouldn't pick.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I know you said I would pick you. It's not like.
Amy
No, I was. You were saying everyone's probably gonna pick theirself and I'm like, I don't. I wouldn't pick me.
Bobby Bones
All right, go ahead, Bobby Lunchbox, you gotta pick one. I'll accept that. I'll accept me first. Thank you.
Amy
You're welcome.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I pick me. Yeah.
Eddie
I would pick you too. Although Lunchbox has probably watched it. It more than you.
Bobby Bones
But I don't think it's just about watching. I think he's just saying, like playing the game.
Eddie
But what's the strategy like in their strategy other than just surviving win games?
Bobby Bones
No. Well, you know, it's not. You're not gonna die out there. Nobody's ever died, right?
Lunchbox
No. But one guy did fall on the
Bobby Bones
fire and they had to helicopter him out.
Lunchbox
Yeah, people get hurt. Like season 50, someone first challenge blew the Achilles.
Bobby Bones
I think I would pick me. I've done a competitive show of one bright light strategy. I think I'd pick me too. Yeah, that's solid. You'd probably pick you.
Lunchbox
I pick myself. I've watched the game. I know to look for the idols. I know you want to kind of lay low in the beginning and then as the game, you make the merge, that's when you really want your game to take off. If you're out there too, in the beginning, you put a target on your back. Gotta lay low in the beginning.
Bobby Bones
I pick me though, after all that. Well, I still. I. Yeah, but like I said, said some of us would pick ourselves. What if you took me out of it, Amy?
Amy
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Take lunchbox out of it.
Amy
Who's left?
Bobby Bones
You? Eddie Morgan.
Eddie
I'm a survivor,
Bobby Bones
like outdoorsman with low tea.
Eddie
It's gonna haunt me forever now.
Bobby Bones
All right, you guys leave us a voicemail at any time. 87777 bottoms. The Social Security administration put out the new baby name list. The fact that Messiah is climbing the charts.
Amy
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Is there a chart?
Eddie
Weird.
Bobby Bones
It's more popular than the name Patrick.
Amy
Really?
Bobby Bones
Hey, everybody, don't name your kid Messiah. There's a couple reasons, but it just feels very. Also, they can never live up to that.
Eddie
It's a lot of pressure.
Bobby Bones
That'd be like, let's take away the possibly blasphemous part of it. Let's just remove that. That's like naming your kid all star or good looking.
Amy
They have to live up to that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Everybody's always going to be like, ain't that good looking? And can you imagine if they are a decent athlete, what the headlines would be in the newspaper? Messiah saves the day. 22 points, an overtime victory.
Amy
Yeah, that's definitely odd. And it's climbing. So. Yeah. It's not just one. One family.
Bobby Bones
It's more popular than the name Patrick. Yeah. Which is crazy. One of the fastest rising girl names is Iceland. Not Iceland the country. Ice Lynn. But one name. I, C, E, L, Y, N, N. Iceland.
Amy
Okay. Is that like a Disney character or where is this coming from?
Dr. Jacob Unger
I don't know.
Amy
Iceland.
Bobby Bones
It does feel like somebody from Frozen. You're right. Now that you say that, I can't shake that. The fastest rising boy name from last year to this year is Truce. It just sounds like you want to be in a western, right?
Amy
Is that what you're calling? Truce?
Eddie
Yeah. Like you shake hands, right?
Bobby Bones
Let's make a truce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Constitution.
Amy
No way. I'm just kidding on that one.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Treaty.
Bobby Bones
Declaration of independence. Some of the other names that are moving up are Halo. I think people are just getting bored with names. They're like, you know, we've heard them all. Let's make up some new ones. We were fortunate with our naming. We can't be criticized because we named our baby after somebody. So even if people didn't like the name Billy for a girl, what are they going to say? We named it after her grandpa? You say, I don't love the name. That means you don't love Caitlin's dad. The name Maverick is more popular than the name Thomas.
Amy
I'm fine with Maverick.
Eddie
Maverick's cool. It is?
Amy
Well, I mean, I better than Messiah
Bobby Bones
trying to be Top Gun. Okay, but. But they both can be true. They both can be goofy.
Amy
Yeah, but if you have to pick, you're going Maverick.
Eddie
There's a golfer named Maverick Over.
Bobby Bones
Over Messiah. Yeah, I'm going poop over Messiah.
Amy
Yeah, but Maverick, you can say Mav or Rick.
Eddie
Rick for short.
Bobby Bones
You know what you can do Rick for short. That's a good point. That's a good point. So Sarah peaked in popularity in 1993, but has now slept to number 95. And Donald continues to fall. It ranked just 672nd last year behind the name Sincere. That's a terrible name too.
Eddie
Oh, gosh.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, naming's hard. It's hard. So we just wanted to avoid.
Amy
I think you took a good route. Like keep it in the family.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My uncle Huckleberry, though, was really hoping Old Huck. Yeah. The origin of our names on this show, Amy. Amy was peak popularity in the 1970s, especially 1974 to 1976. A top five name. Now, being that you were born in 1981, Amy must have affected your parents in that time.
Amy
Well, guess what? I am named after my aunt Amy. My dad's sister was Amy Lou, so my dad got the Amy part. And then my mom, my middle name's Elizabeth, so that came from my mom's side.
Bobby Bones
A 1970 staple. It feels dated, but could cycle back as a vintage.
Amy
Wait, hold on. It feels dated. Amy feels dated.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think you're naming babies Amy unless they're. It's Messiah. Amy, I'm just reading to you. What this says Eddie. Eduardo.
Eddie
Yeah, Eduardo.
Bobby Bones
Eduardo. Peak popularity around 2000. It is Spanish Portuguese. It means wealthy guardian. Wow. Strong ties to Hispanic and Latin American culture remains in around 250 names today. It's not trendy, but it is used. A culturally rooted name with staying power.
Eddie
Wow. So I was named in 1979. So, like they were ahead of the game.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but this is the US Chart.
Eddie
Oh, not the Mexican.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I didn't do the Mexican chart. Daniel.
Eddie
Yes, Daniel.
Amy
Daniel.
Bobby Bones
Daniel from price is right. AKA lunchbox Daniel. Peak popularity in 1985. The origin is Hebrew, meaning God is my judge.
Lunchbox
Yep, that's what I was named after.
Bobby Bones
Hebrew that screams. What were you named after?
Lunchbox
I guess Daniel in the Bible.
Bobby Bones
Got it, got it, got it. Biblical name, extremely consistent, rarely falls out of favor. It's still very common. It still usually ranks in the top 20 or 30 names. Wow.
Eddie
I mean, that's Daniel right there.
Lunchbox
Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Peak popularity, late 1930s,
Eddie
a long time ago.
Bobby Bones
See, but I wasn't named even trendy back in the day. It is of Robert, which means bright fame.
Amy
Ah, foreshadowing. There is.
Bobby Bones
That works.
Amy
Except for. Yeah, but you're not Robert. You're Bubby.
Bobby Bones
I know, but he's not Bubby.
Amy
But I mean, even on your birth certificate, it's not like you're Robert, right? Your parents are still.
Bobby Bones
Why are you bringing me down? Whoa, let me have a bright fan.
Amy
No, it's fun fact.
Bobby Bones
No, it ain't. That ain't very fun. Makes me feel sad, actually. Highly boosted by Bobby Kennedy and singer Bobby Darin back in the day. Rare as a legal name now. More than, or excuse me, less than 200 babies a year. It is most commonly used as a nickname for Robert. It's a classic grandpa name.
Eddie
Great.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'll take it, I'll take it. I'll take it. There you go.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Voicemails from yesterday. Go ahead.
Amy
Just commenting on yesterday's segment with Eddie's quote unquote date night.
Bobby Bones
His son is old enough and responsible
Amy
enough to babysit all the other kids, the younger kids.
Bobby Bones
But he's not old enough and responsible
Amy
enough to stay home alone.
Bobby Bones
Little confused.
Amy
Thanks, guys.
Bobby Bones
Love the show.
Eddie
He stays home alone all the time. Just not for like, two nights. He doesn't do that. Or overnight.
Amy
Yeah, that's definitely different.
Bobby Bones
No, no, you just said stays at home alone all the time. Overnight's different. You're right.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
But you're. You're. You're talking about, like you said, at 4pm Not. Okay. You would let him say he's 18?
Eddie
No, no, no. Like. Like he's old enough to watch the kids. He stays at home all day. Like.
Bobby Bones
I hear you, but I'm saying, like, he's 18. You won't let him stay at home
Eddie
alone for like, a night.
Bobby Bones
For straight A night.
Eddie
I mean, a night's fine. I. I'd let a night go.
Bobby Bones
No. Have you?
Eddie
I think we have.
Amy
No, you haven't.
Bobby Bones
You haven't.
Eddie
I think we have.
Bobby Bones
You haven't.
Eddie
Like two nights for Me is like, man, that's. Who knows what he's going to be doing.
Bobby Bones
That's great. At my house, I'm really limiting. I'm trying to limit the parent shaming. It's almost impossible because you're a parent. It's almost impossible because he's 18. That's crazy. Lunchbox thoughts?
Lunchbox
I feel like Eddie is so out of touch. I mean, the dude could have his own apartment, and he's like, oh, but he can't stay home alone for two nights. How crazy. Like, if his friends. If they wanted to go on a trip, trip, like, to Atlanta for two nights, would you let him go?
Eddie
He's still a junior in high school, guys. You want to film in an apartment
Bobby Bones
and a road trip. He's also 18, though. Like, he legally could go.
Eddie
Yeah, but he's not a. He's a junior in high school.
Lunchbox
You didn't go on spring break.
Eddie
Yeah, my senior year.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Amy
But he's a junior.
Bobby Bones
But he's 18, guys.
Eddie
There's a reason why he's a junior.
Bobby Bones
He can vote.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
He can go to war.
Bobby Bones
That's true. They're putting the draft back in.
Eddie
Are they?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
No, they're not.
Amy
Yes, they are. In December.
Bobby Bones
You didn't see that.
Amy
Is it in December, though?
Eddie
They've decided that the draft is really going to happen.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Well, no, they don't. They may not have to draft. They may not have to draft.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But, yes, they said that, like, two months ago.
Eddie
Yeah, I didn't know that. It was like.
Bobby Bones
Mike, would you mind reading that story when you find it? Yeah, it goes in effect December20, 26.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
18 through 25.
Amy
If we come to that. 18 to 20 come December, we still have. Have several months that we may not make it, so hopefully.
Eddie
Good point, Amy.
Amy
Figure something else out.
Dr. Jacob Unger
All right.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if you're gonna like this one, Amy. Why you. It may not matter to you at all, but can you play the next one? Ray?
Amy
Is Amy dating this paramedic all of a sudden? She knows a paramedic that can draw blood and send it to a lab. Also, she texted him and got a reply within, like, 30 seconds. Give us the tea, Amy. No, I mean, this voice mail doesn't bother me because. No, y' all know I'm not dating him.
Bobby Bones
I absolutely know that.
Amy
My friend was working, got it for him. That's.
Bobby Bones
That's the truth.
Amy
She even came up to the building when he came.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
And so sometimes I was texting her and getting immediate responses and.
Eddie
Have you all been on a date.
Amy
Nope. If I'm not dating, there's nothing there. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Bobby knows there's literally nothing there. But I can understand why the listeners were. Would feel that. Amy's texting this paramedic. He's hitting her back. Sometimes it wasn't the paramedics. Sometimes it was the person. But I totally understand. We got a few of those, so I just wanted to address it.
Amy
Thank you for. Well, then I'm glad we got the opportunity to clear it up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Next one, please. Your friend Bobby that brought y' all food, the BD meat. And it's really disappointing that Eddie does not understand BD tacos.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Being from South Texas and how popular
Bobby Bones
that dish is, and him thinking that it's barbacola, really embarrassing to the Mexican slash Hispanics in the world. Love the show.
Eddie
I don't even know what he's. How he's pronouncing that. What is it? Bd. That must have, like, I moved from South Texas, like, years ago, so I feel like this is a fairly newer dish that people are making because this did not exist when I lived down there.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you just didn't know about it. I don't know that it didn't exist.
Eddie
Feel like my mom would have made it.
Bobby Bones
My dad talks about it.
Eddie
Talks about it, or did he make it when you were a kid?
Bobby Bones
I don't remember him making it, but I know he likes it now.
Eddie
Yeah, it's newer. It's a newer deal because I saw it at a restaurant the other day. I'm like, look at that. It's on a restaurant. I've never seen this before.
Amy
So they just make new foods.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So it.
Eddie
Sure. Of course. Like, you think chimichanga lasted forever?
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
I mean, the only thing that I feel like is like, no. But chimichanga's probably been around.
Eddie
I'm sure chimichanga started, like 20 years ago.
Amy
No, chimichanga has been around longer than 20 years.
Bobby Bones
Really one of the better names for any food. It's just fun to say.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Of all the food things, chimichanga is the most fun.
Amy
That's why Spanish is the most happiest, fun language to say because they have a lot. I mean, think about it. Taquito.
Bobby Bones
I know. I like Chihuahua. I think Chinese sounds fun, but I'm going to keep from saying stuff. Became popular in the 1950s and then went viral in the 2000s.
Eddie
There you go.
Amy
Popular and viral.
Eddie
Probably popular in Mexico in the 50s. Yeah. I didn't live in Mexico.
Bobby Bones
Mike's works.
Eddie
What? His what Works?
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Amy
His accent.
Bobby Bones
Yes. When he says stuff in Spanish in the middle of English, we don't look at him with, like, one eye. Cod being like. I honestly can't say it another way. Like, that's how I talk to my parents. So it's like, it'd be really weird for me to say Tijuana.
Eddie
Mike, what's the stuff you dip your chips in? Like, chips in gesso? No, no, no. The other one. Salsa. Thank you. He said salsa.
Bobby Bones
Yours is weird, man, because he said salsa. I know. His feels more legitimate. It would be impossible for me to say salsa, right?
Amy
Well, you kind of just said it,
Bobby Bones
but, like, in naturally speaking, I would never say salsa, and I would never say salsa, but I can say it, right? Does it. Doesn't Mike seem more legitimate? Yes, because sometimes Mike has interprety even.
Eddie
Sometimes.
Dr. Jacob Unger
Sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Ray, give me number six, please. Eddie, congrats on your show. The rest of y' all quit drinking. The Haterade. Just wanted to play that for you.
Eddie
Oh, thank you. The. The podcast drama. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Have you heard from the podcast people? Is there a host?
Eddie
It's a guy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
A guy that writes it and runs it. I have not. We. I mean, we texted a little bit when it. When it came out.
Lunchbox
So.
Amy
Have you listened with the kids?
Eddie
Yeah, we listened to it a couple nights ago.
Amy
And so what's it. What's it called?
Eddie
It's called the Void.
Amy
Oh, yeah, the Void. Dan. Dan the weatherman.
Eddie
And when you start season two, it's like a narrator, and then they talk.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna write one of these.
Eddie
You could. You totally can.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna write one for the Buy Bone show feed. Mike and I will write one, and so we'll do that. Ideas? Yeah, we'll do it and we'll give everybody a roll.
Eddie
Love it.
Bobby Bones
And let's just. Let's do this.
Eddie
That's cool. Because this thing has, like, sound effects and everything. And, you know, like, if there's in the middle of a storm.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that would be a sound.
Amy
Have you ever seen on Tick Tock and Instagram, the sound effect people, they make all the. It's a sound effect that's overlaid. Like if there's walking on ice in a movie, and it could be a rom, and then it shows a girl, like, in, you know, a room in her house, like her. Her set room, where she's making crunching sounds to make the walking on snow or ice sound more.
Eddie
Yeah, it's so cool.
Bobby Bones
It really is a little bit of that.
Eddie
That's like a real job that I
Bobby Bones
think I swiped out pretty quick though. So I don't get a lot of that.
Amy
I get. I get drawn in.
Bobby Bones
I think they're called Foley artists.
Amy
Yes, that's exactly what they're called.
Bobby Bones
You guys want to leave us a voicemail? We love it. We appreciate it. I can't say it any other way. 877-77-Bobby. 877-77-B O B B Y Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Homestead, Florida. There was a police officer on duty in his patrol car. He pulls up to a red light next to a red sports car, revs his engine, looks at the guy, says, want a race? And they have a street race right down the road.
Eddie
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Okay then.
Lunchbox
Well, you know what happened?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
What?
Lunchbox
Cameras caught him going 100 miles an hour down the road in his patrol car while he's racing the car.
Amy
So he just wanted.
Eddie
He wanted to race the.
Amy
His internal cameras.
Bobby Bones
Because cop, I didn't know what happened. He's like, you know what happened? I don't know how, I don't know what happens in this situation.
Amy
And at first I thought, oh, street cams. But then it's like, oh, yeah, no cop cars are cammed up.
Eddie
This is bizarre.
Bobby Bones
It is bizarre. So then you know. But then what happened?
Lunchbox
So he's probably going to lose his job.
Bobby Bones
You know what happened?
Lunchbox
It's under investigation.
Bobby Bones
Alright, There you go.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna go to psychic Amy. She doesn't know anything about what I'm gonna ask her. The Kentucky Derby is happening this weekend.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You don't know any of the horses that are running?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
I need you to close your eyes and psychically tell me what you see. And we're gonna match it to one of these horses. So let's turn the music up for a second and give her a moment. Amy has been able to nail things in sports with her psychic abilities. Anything coming to mind?
Amy
Yes, but I'm having trouble.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Amy
Because it's sort of a two letters.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead. I'm not asking about letter. It can be anything. Oh, it can be whatever comes to your mind.
Amy
That's what came to mind.
Eddie
You saw letters.
Amy
So I saw letters. I saw like, at first I saw a horseshoe, but then I'm like, maybe that's because that's a horse.
Bobby Bones
Fair enough.
Amy
And then I was like, wait, is that a J or is it An L and a J and L are very similar.
Bobby Bones
That's. There's one. Yeah. Okay. Anything else come to mind?
Amy
Can you turn the music up, please?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Can you give her more music? Just close your eyes. Focus here.
Dr. Jacob Unger
See?
Bobby Bones
I know what you're saying.
Amy
Green. I see green.
Bobby Bones
Okay. You see green.
Amy
I see green and an L. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Green and an L. Okay.
Eddie
Are there how many horses?
Bobby Bones
20. 20. 20 horses. So green and an L.
Dr. Jacob Unger
I'm just
Bobby Bones
looking at the horses that. There's a. A horse named Litmus Test. What color? That looks yellow, though. But does that matter?
Eddie
She said green.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Amy
Well, blue and yellow make green.
Bobby Bones
You got us there.
Eddie
That's the only L I see.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Is there a J?
Bobby Bones
No. No J.
Amy
Okay, well, then that's why it's good. I turned it into an L.
Bobby Bones
I just see the horse. Litmus test. It's going 30 to 1, so it's a really long shot. Horse.
Amy
30 to 1.
Eddie
That'd be amazing.
Amy
Amy, is there a horse that. Wait, so this one. This horse is yellow. Like, do they have colors?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they have coat colors.
Amy
Okay, so what horse has a green coat color?
Bobby Bones
Right. To party.
Eddie
All right, that sounds awesome.
Bobby Bones
Or Chief Wallaby. Or Further ado.
Amy
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
There's two L's in Chief Wallaby.
Eddie
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
And it's green.
Eddie
Could that be it? Amy, what do you feel? Close your eyes again. Close your eyes again.
Amy
Well, I saw.
Bobby Bones
We've already said Wallaby. I saw Chief Wallaby's 8 to 1.
Amy
I saw a J and an L. Could that be two Ls for Wallaby? I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Oh, but you did see the color green.
Amy
I did see the color green.
Bobby Bones
So for sure, we have to go with one of these green horses. Right. To party. Chief Wallaby. Or Further Ado. And then she did see. It's the only one with L's in it. And it does wear horseshoes. Chief Wallaby does.
Amy
Do they not all?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they do. Okay, I think it's gonna have to be Chief Wallaby.
Eddie
That's who we're going for.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I am not missing out on this one.
Bobby Bones
Well, so here's the thing. And this is not a DraftKings thing, per se. They're not telling us to do this. But DraftKings, if you have. You're able to use DraftKings. It's its own app. It's like DraftKings horse. Oh, so it's a DK horse? I think is what it's called. Yeah. So if you go over and you bet Chief Wallaby.
Amy
What are. Sorry, did you say it's odds 8 to 1. It's better.
Bobby Bones
It's not the favorite, but it's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Chief Wallaby is going to be our show horse. If you. You go to DK horse. I don't. I'm assuming if you put in our code, it's the same anywhere. Put in Bobby Sports. One word that gives us credit, but Chief Wallaby this Weekend, Kentucky Derby, May 2. So is that Saturday? Saturday? All right. All right. There we go. Renegade's the top. It's the best odds. But we're. We're a Chief Wallaby Show. Everybody good?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
The Bobby Bone Show.
Lunchbox
Go.
Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones Show. Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Bobby Bones
That.
Geico Gecko
And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents. I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Geico.
Bobby Bones
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Episode: Thurs PT 1: Eddie's NEW Test Results! Higher Or Lower Score? + Surprise Elimination + Sending Cleaning Lady Off With MONEY!
Date: April 30, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Guests/Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Raymundo, Morgan, Dr. Jacob Unger
Today’s episode of The Bobby Bones Show is packed with humor, personal stories, and generosity. The team dives into topics like celebrity testosterone treatments, Eddie’s anticipated retest results for his testosterone, heartfelt help for their cleaning lady, and the suspenseful continuation of a “life-changing” show surprise. Later, plastic surgeon Dr. Jacob Unger answers the cast’s burning questions on cosmetic surgery, and as always, the gang delivers their unique brand of commentary on trending topics, listener voicemails, and “morning cornies.”
Eddie’s testosterone dropped even lower; the group navigates the topic with their trademark sarcasm and care.
The episode is an engaging blend of informative discussion, quick-witted banter, genuine concern for each other’s well-being, and a strong sense of team camaraderie—peppered with the show’s signature humor and fast-paced style.
If you missed the show, this episode delivers a full suite of what makes The Bobby Bones Show a morning favorite: relatable health conversations, big-hearted actions, suspenseful games, celebrity and medical insights, listener interaction, and—I repeat—plenty of laughs. Not only do you get to root for the underdog (Eddie’s testosterone), but you also walk away feeling good about humanity and maybe even inspired to do a good deed yourself.