THURS PT 1: Lunchbox Left His Wife + Our Top 5 Funniest Movies + Would Amy Date A Bald Guy?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Thurs PT 1: Lunchbox Left His Wife, Top 5 Funniest Movies, & Would Amy Date A Bald Guy?

Date: May 14, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones & Studio
Episode Overview:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show covers pressing (and hilarious!) personal dilemmas, the team’s all-time funniest movies, a heated debate about punctuality in marriage, some wild news stories, and a deeply unserious “Hot Guy Mustache” investigation. The conversation is anchored in the team’s signature friendly banter and razor-sharp wit.

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Main Topics & Recap

1. Movie Lawsuit and the Streisand Effect (03:00–05:40)

• The hosts discuss “The RIP” on Netflix, starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, which is being sued by two Miami Dade police officers over alleged defamation.
• Bobby: Praises the film, rates it 4/5, and explains the Streisand effect.

  “The Streisand effect is, well, you don’t want attention be brought to it, but you’re bringing attention to it by complaining…” (04:09)

• None of them realized the film was based on a real-life police story until the lawsuit made headlines.

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2. Endless Sun in Alaska (05:49–07:12)

• The team reacts to a story about Utqiagvik, Alaska, entering an 84-day streak of no sunsets (“midnight sun”).
• They marvel at the lifestyle implications, from sleep schedules to foil-covered windows.
• Amy: “I wonder what the life expectancy rate is there.” (07:12)

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3. Diamond Discovery & “Would You Trade a Parent For Millions?” (07:30–12:12)

• A woman at Crater of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas found a 3-carat diamond while grieving recent family losses.
• The group debates the notion of “sacrificing” a loved one for lottery/diamond-winning luck, in their typical tongue-in-cheek style:

  Lunchbox: “I think they would volunteer as tribute… As a parent, I need to do that…” (10:01–10:16) Amy: “You could die today and you could set them up… But they’ve got no mom.” (10:48–11:06)

• Lunchbox recounts his grueling, unsuccessful diamond-mining experience.

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4. Hantavirus Outbreak Discussion (12:12–15:01)

• The hosts dissect the news of a French passenger on a cruise infected with hantavirus, noting initial misdiagnosis as anxiety and its rare, rodent-related transmission.
• Reference to Gene Hackman’s wife’s death from hantavirus is met with confusion and a need to Google the details.
• Notable banter:

  Bobby: “I don’t have all the answers.” (14:45)
  Amy: “Yeah, well, I want to know more about how…”
  Bobby: “Get your fingers over there typing, then get to reading.” (14:45–14:50)

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5. Marriage Mailbag: “My Wife Is Always Late” (15:58–22:00)

• A listener asks, is it okay to leave your always-late spouse at home to make a point?
• Bobby: Opposes leaving his own wife, preferring sneaky time-tricking or complaining:

  “I would not leave my wife because it would not be worth it when I got home.” (17:55)

• Lunchbox: Admits to doing exactly this, recounting making his wife walk to their son’s ballgame after she was late.
• Eddie: Cultural and family backgrounds affect lateness and change takes time.

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6. Top 5 Funniest Movies (24:53–31:21)

• The team shares, debates, and breaks down their picks for all-time funniest movies:

  • Amy: Bridesmaids, Zoolander, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Anchorman
  • Eddie: Three Amigos, Bridesmaids, Anchorman, Office Space, There’s Something About Mary
  • Bobby: Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Office Space, Pop Star Never Stop Never Stopping, Waiting for Guffman
  • Lunchbox: Dazed and Confused, Old School, Step Brothers, Friday, 40 Year-Old Virgin

  Bobby: “I would recommend Pop Star Never Stop Stopping to you guys. I think you would think it is so funny.” (28:42)

• Memorable Moment: The group revels in lines from “There’s Something About Mary” and other cult classics.

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7. Dine & Dash and "Chud the Builder" (31:21–36:09; 44:53–47:43)

• Bobby reports on “Chud the Builder” (real name: Dalton Etherly), a controversial livestreamer who dined-and-dashed on a $400 bill and was then involved in a courthouse shooting.
• Amy and Bobby go down a rabbit hole about the mustache trend among men (crediting everyone from Morgan Wallen to Miles Teller in Top Gun: Maverick).

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8. Hot Guy Facial Hair & Baldness Debate (33:41–36:25)

• The female co-hosts weigh in on men with single mustaches, beards, and bald heads:
  • Amy: “I don't want it to be like I'm attracted to my dad, but yeah, I like it.”
  • Morgan: “I'm a beard girl…something about a beard just does it for me.”
  • On baldness: Generally not a preference, often associated with their dads.

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9. Morning Corny – Golf Edition (37:09–39:08)

• Team tries to rapid-fire answer golf puns/jokes delivered by Amy.
  Sample:

  Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
  A: “T.”

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10. “The Big Lonely” Documentary Assignment (39:09–41:16)

• A listener going through cancer recommended the documentary The Big Lonely (available free on Tubi).
• Bobby has already watched it but holds off on discussion, urging listeners and the show to watch it ahead of a scheduled review in two weeks:

  “It's way different than any other documentary I've ever seen.” (40:08)

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11. Personal Life and Baby Song Chart (47:53–53:01)

• Bobby shares the children’s songs currently dominating his home, including “Six Little Ducks” and a DIY looped version of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.”
• Hilarity ensues as Amy suggests voice-memo looping and Bobby gives it an on-air try.

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12. Bonehead Story: Road Rage Over a Chicken (53:17–55:10)

• A man hits a chicken with his truck; the chicken’s owners give chase, shoot at him, and debate about chickens as pets vs. food ensues.

  Lunchbox: “Wasn't their pet. They used it for, like, food.” (54:58)

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13. Voicemail: Is Lunchbox Really the Employee of the Year? (55:24–57:53)

• A caller questions whether Lunchbox, who appeared as “Daniel” on Price Is Right, is eligible for the show’s annual award.
• Heated debate ensues, with Lunchbox defending his effort (“Who planned the trip? Lunchbox!”) against the rules.
• Internal show lore about Lunchbox’s (not real) alternate names spills out (“I always thought his name was Jason Gibble... Nico Jackson was his manager…”).

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Notable Quotes & Moments With Timestamps

• On The Streisand Effect:
  Bobby: “You're bringing attention to it by complaining.” (04:09)

• On parenting and hypothetical trades:
  Lunchbox: “They'd volunteer as tribute.” (10:01)

• On spouse tardiness and drawing lines:
  Bobby: “You just have to weigh if it's going to be worth it or not. Because now your home life is going to suck because you left her.” (17:54) Amy: “Sounds more like what you do to a child, not your wife.” (18:04)

• On bald men and mustaches:
  Morgan: “I'm a beard girl. Something about a beard just does it for me. Especially scruff.” (35:02) Amy: “It’s gonna be a turn off if they had a bald head… but I’ll accept it.” (35:35)

• On “Pop Star Never Stop Stopping:”
  Bobby: “I would recommend Pop Star Never Stop Stopping to you guys. I think you would think it is so funny.” (28:42)

• On baby lullabies:
  Bobby: “The little duck song I can kind of sing without getting in trouble.” (48:34)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:00 – The RIP Netflix lawsuit & Streisand effect
• 05:49 – Alaskan town enters “midnight sun”
• 07:30 – Arkansas diamond mine lottery talk
• 12:12 – Hantavirus on cruise news
• 15:58 – Marriage mailbag: Always-late spouse
• 24:53 – Team’s Top 5 Funniest Movies
• 31:21 & 44:53 – Dine & dash & “Chud the Builder” saga
• 33:41 – Facial hair & baldness: What do the ladies prefer?
• 37:09 – Morning Corny: Golf Jokes
• 39:09 – “The Big Lonely” Documentary assignment
• 47:53 – Bobby’s baby song chart including song demo
• 53:17 – Bonehead story: The chicken and the road rage
• 55:24 – “Employee of the Year” voicemail and Lunchbox name debate

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a classic Bobby Bones blend of pop-culture takes, offbeat news, personal stories, and energetic, hilarious group dynamics. The movie debate is especially lively, as is the (possibly life-saving?) advice about punctuality in marriage. The “Chud the Builder” news saga, coupled with facial hair hot takes, puts an exclamation mark on just how weird (and funny) the internet has become.

The heart of the show remains the clear camaraderie, playful teasing, and the sense that the crew never takes themselves too seriously. If you want to laugh, reminisce about movies, or unravel the mysteries of mustaches and married life, this episode is pure gold.

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Welcome to Thursday's show Morning Studio.

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Morning.

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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are being sued. You guys watch the movie the RIP on Netflix?

[A]

Oh, unfortunately.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I liked it. That was a good movie.

[A]

It was pretty terrible. Oh, dang.

[B]

Hater. I liked it a lot. It's about possibly dirty cops and drug money cartel.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And so they're being sued. It's a defamation lawsuit by two Miami Dade police officers. Here's a clip.

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A Netflix movie featuring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon is once again facing backlash here in South Florida. You see two sergeants in the Miami Dade Sheriff's office. They are now suing the actors production company over the film. They claim it falsely portrayed them as corrupt cops and destroyed their reputations. Parts of the Rip, that's the movie we're talking about. Are Inspired by a 2016 raid of a Miami Lakes home that had $21 million stowed in home Depot buckets. This all comes after Hialeah Mayor Brian Calvo back in January criticized the film for its portrayal of the city.

[B]

That's from NBC South Florida.

[A]

Well, this reminds me of your Streisand effect. Like, I never knew it was based off a real raid, so I never thought anything about the actual police. But now that you're bringing that to my attention, now I'm thinking about that, about the police.

[B]

So for those who don't know, the Streisand effect is, well, you don't want attention be brought to it, but you're bringing attention to it by complaining about something about it. She had a house and she don't want people to take pictures of her house. So she complained about it. And then everybody was like, oh, we're learning more about it, cuz you're complaining. We'll go take pictures of your house.

[A]

Right.

[B]

That's happening here. Yes. And the movie was good. I'm mostly mad about that.

[C]

Did you know it was a real story?

[B]

No idea.

[C]

Neither did I.

[A]

So now we know.

[C]

And thank you.

[A]

Now we're like, dang, Miami police corruption.

[B]

Now I want to go look up the dudes that they're portraying. I also didn't know that there were like, that was a real thing. Like $21 million was in a house

[A]

and a Home Depot.

[C]

Buckets. Buckets. Yeah.

[B]

You didn't like the movie, huh?

[A]

I did not.

[C]

That's great. It was a good movie.

[B]

I think I gave it a four out of five.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We're sure? Yeah.

[A]

Are you sure, Mikey? Did you Watch it.

[B]

I also gave it a four out of five.

[A]

Wow. Okay.

[B]

But they were even hired as advisors on the movie. So that's weird that they're saying people that are suing. Yeah, they were hired as advisors, and they didn't say, like, who was who in the movie. They took characteristics from both of them and. And made the two characters. So it's not like this guy is this guy or this guy is that guy. It's just, like, based on their story. When I watched season one of the Wire, because I went back to watch it to see if I would like it if it held up. Now, they do a lot of that where they're busting drug busts and there's a bunch of cash there. And I think that's something where there's a bunch of cash and nobody's around you. And I think they probably just take money.

[D]

Just generally has to be tempting. I mean, you see a big stack of cash, there's no way to count it.

[B]

You haven't called anybody in yet. You're like, we got it. So you probably slide. Slide a couple stacks. But that's. I don't know. Watch the rip. That's good. I kind of upset about it. You don't like that movie?

[A]

No, I didn't.

[B]

It's on Netflix. It's free if you have Netflix. Okay. This town in Alaska, they just saw their last sunset for 84 days.

[C]

Oh, that's so sad.

[B]

Oh, that's crazy.

[C]

So is it going to be dark from now on?

[B]

This is from CBS Chicago, Utkavik, Utqiavik, Alaska. I'm sure I said that right. Play the clip, please.

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People living in an Alaska town will not see the sunset for 84 straight days. In Huqkeenvuk, the town is the northernmost city in the US it has nearly 5,000 people, and it enters the first day of an annual season known as the midnight sun. That is when areas north of the Arctic Circle have continuous daylight all. All through the summer months.

[C]

Okay, that's different than I thought.

[B]

All the sun for a few months. So it's all day, all dark for a few months.

[A]

Yeah. That's got to take some getting used to.

[B]

And I'm sure if you live in Ukiabuk, you probably are used to it.

[C]

What's confusing, I've always judged people that put foil on their windows, but I think you'd have to put foil on your windows.

[D]

Right.

[B]

When it's all sun all day.

[C]

Yeah. Like, how else do you do this? True. I feel like the foil though, dude, that's like zero light.

[B]

Yeah. Shout out to them. I don't think they listen to the show up in Bay. I don't think. I'm an affiliate. But that's crazy that it's dark for three months because you have to. You have to live on a schedule for sure. Because now it gets dark, we go to bed kind of when it gets dark, sort of around the time we often go to bed. But the light in the dark, that kind of tells us in our bodies what to do.

[A]

I wonder what the life expectancy rate is there.

[B]

I don't have that on file, you

[C]

know, And I wonder animals, too. Like, you know, our birds chirping 24

[B]

hours a day in daytime or nighttime? Because we're going to nighttime now.

[C]

The daytime.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

I'm talking about the daytime.

[B]

Yeah, they just get tired and die.

[C]

What do they do?

[B]

They get tired and die. Yes. Next up, this woman hit it big at the Crater of Diamond State park in Arkansas. 3.09 carat white diamond. Wow. This is a story. It's fun to us because one, I grew up here, and I went to this park a lot. And it's natural. You walk out in a field and you. You dig. It's the only natural diamond mine in North America. And so you can go and dig for diamonds. Lunchbox went. Spent a day there, didn't get anything miserable. People keep popping up in the news finding these diamonds. And this is the case here from Kate, 8, a woman from Pennsylvania, Both her son and her father. I don't know if she lost her dad and her father. So she was out there. I think it's like a. And she found it right in the middle of the grieving process. So that makes the story better. But she still found the.

[D]

Yeah, I think she lost her son six months ago and her dad, it was like a week ago. And that's why she went. She needed something. And so she was really praying for this.

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Okay.

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And I'm like, well, the answer came. Well, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

I'm like, did you pray for it?

[D]

I pray for everything. I pray for lottery wins. I every. I pray for all this stuff.

[C]

You pray to God for all this stuff.

[D]

I pray to different things. I like the diamond mine gods. I'm like, all right, please. Like, I know the regular God, he's got other stuff to worry about. He ain't got worried that he's not worried about the diamond mine park. So he has to have a pray

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to the diamond mine gods. They have Their own.

[D]

Yeah, he has like his own. It's like a cabinet. Like they have their own sections. Like, what do you call them? Tributaries.

[B]

Okay.

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You know what I mean? Their sides. And so I look up there and I'm just like, hey, guys, like, come on. Like, I'm going to be here for eight hours. Give me some love. Nothing. This woman, I mean, I guess, you know. I don't want to say that.

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What?

[D]

I guess you have to lose someone and then that's when it works.

[A]

What, man? I mean, someone has to die.

[B]

First of all, I'd like to say. He said, I don't want to say that. And then all it took was Eddie to go, what? And he just says it. He wanted to say it.

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I gave him the green light.

[B]

I don't want to say it. What? Oh, here it is. Secondly, you think it's a sacrifice and then you get.

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I think that's kind of how it happens sometimes a lot of.

[B]

Give up a parent to get a diamond.

[D]

No, no, no.

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What if they're really old?

[D]

Like, I mean, how much is a diamond worth?

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Million?

[D]

Nah, millions. Not worth it. Because tax it, it's down to 650. I mean, that's not really that much. Like, if it was.

[B]

You're considering tax when it comes to losing a parent.

[D]

Yeah. Like if it was 10 million, like. Like that's what I was getting paid. I think they'd understand.

[B]

Oh, they'd put themselves up and go.

[D]

I think they'd volunteer as tribute.

[A]

I think. Yeah. It's easy to say when you haven't lost a parent. I don't think you'd do it.

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No, no, I didn't say. I mean, I think they would volunteer. Like, if they knew that I was going to be set up with 10

[B]

million, they would volunteer.

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They'd be like, as a parent, I need to do that. That's my responsibility.

[A]

Even when they have maybe 20 years left and taxes.

[B]

So it's 5 million you got to consider.

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No, I said 10 million. Like, that's what I'm getting. Like, that's his take home.

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Okay.

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You think one of your parents would die for you to have $10 million?

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I do.

[B]

Okay.

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Dang.

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Maybe it would. Maybe they would. What would.

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I'm thinking, like, would I do that for my kids? Would I be like. And only one kid. Right. Because only one kid gets it.

[B]

Oh, that. You could spread it out. 2.5 to each.

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Oh, gosh, I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

You're not doing it. What?

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So if you Die, Amy, you could die today. And you give. You set them up.

[A]

Okay, what does that do for them?

[B]

Now they have 5 million each for your two kids.

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Yeah.

[D]

They rich.

[A]

No mom. But they've got money. Which does what for them at least

[C]

to have a dad.

[A]

Okay.

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Mine will still have a mom.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And they have money and they're rich. I'm not on their team. It's a no for me it's a no. But I think it's interesting you think your parent would do that.

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Yeah.

[C]

Lunchbox. You went, you went to the diamond mine, right?

[D]

It is. It's a nightmare out there.

[C]

What are the chances? Because every time we read these stories, people are like, you know, I didn't look like a diamond. Like, it doesn't look like a normal traditional diamond. What are the odds of you, like, did you, you think maybe you had one but you didn't know as a real diamond?

[B]

Great point. Great question.

[D]

I don't think so. I mean, I was. Kept keeping every little rock that I got and I took them all to the front desk and made them inspect them. But now I realize that you don't want the bigger rocks. Throw those out. Those are definitely not diamonds.

[A]

Well, don't say definitely, but also you

[B]

went, you took a nap out there.

[D]

Dude, it was like 9,000 degrees and there was very little shade. And I was working the dirt for, I mean, five hours. My back was hurting. I needed some rest. I hit that wall. It's probably about 2 o'. Clock. Needed a nap.

[B]

Well, congratulations to her. She found a three karat diamond out there. Pretty cool. A French passenger on that boat. They had the hantavirus is in critical condition after they tested positive. All linked to this vessel. And then you start to hear stories where they were told at first that their symptoms were just anxiety.

[A]

Oh my gosh. Well, did they not know that's what they told them? Or did they know and they decided we'll just tell them it's anxiety? Or did they. They really think so.

[B]

This is from People. The woman was evacuated from the ship in Spain May 10, flown to Paris after being evaluated, who believed her symptoms were related to stress or anxiety, not the hantavirus. She became ill during the flight, later tested positive for the virus. The World Health Organization says she's in critical condition. She's isolating in Paris. The outbreak has already been linked and at least seven other suspected cases on board. They've got a bunch of folks now in Omaha, in America that are quarantined,

[C]

that were on the boat.

[A]

I think so, yeah, yeah, the National Quarantine Unit.

[C]

So everyone's off the boat now. Boats.

[B]

I think the boat's empty.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I think the boat's empty.

[C]

And then they just let everyone go home?

[B]

Yeah, but they let everybody go home with watchers.

[C]

No, I don't like that.

[B]

Quarantined, you know, so the hantavirus, I don't think this is not going to be Covid, but it feels very much like Covid when Covid first started. But the hantavirus has existed. The actor's wife died of it.

[C]

Yes, recently.

[B]

Gene Hackman.

[C]

That's what my wife told me.

[A]

Wait, his wife died of the Haunted?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yes. And then he had. If I saying this correctly, he had. Was it Alzheimer's or something? Where he needed care. And she was his caretaker. That's why he died.

[B]

Oh. Which this isn't, like, brand new, but it's just rare and it's harder to pass along. But, yeah, I could be wrong, you know, in three months and we're all quarantined again in our houses. I hope not. I don't think that's the case. What are.

[A]

Are they the couple that were just, like, randomly found dead in their house and their dogs, and then this was how it got solved? Because remember it being such a mystery. I don't know that I ever KN the update. Did we.

[C]

When my wife told me, I was like, I did not know that conclusion.

[A]

Yeah, we did not.

[C]

I never heard that.

[A]

That's a story we definitely did not circle back to.

[B]

The reason it's now a story again is because it turns out it was hantavirus. But before this was a story, nobody knew what hantavirus meant for the most part, so that didn't make it to the headlines.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

So, yeah, that was it. Gene Hackman's wife. That's how she died. Hana virus.

[A]

And so. So she came in contact with a rodent.

[B]

I don't know how she did. I. I don't know.

[A]

Well, I want to know more about how.

[B]

Get your fingers over there typing, then get to reading. I don't have all the answers.

[A]

Well, I did see someone from the CDC saying it's all good.

[C]

Yeah, they said that.

[B]

Hey, government, we believe.

[A]

I mean, I'm paraphrasing. Yeah, but they're like, you need to, like, share utensils or kiss or something.

[C]

I'm like, okay, who needs to kiss and share? You 10. What?

[B]

Yeah, you're watching something weird.

[A]

No, no, it's transmitted through saliva.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Unless a strain makes it a Little easier to transmit. But right now, they did find rodent nests in their home. They did. Yeah.

[A]

But, like. Okay, so how do we do a sweep for rodent nests in our home?

[B]

People that come and look for rodents.

[D]

Exterminator.

[B]

Yeah, they have those in your town.

[A]

Yeah, well, I know, but do we all just need to be adding that to our yearly to do list?

[B]

I'm not going to get from rodents in my house right now.

[A]

But they did.

[B]

They were old and not able. They were. They were not physically able. They probably couldn't get up in parts of their house. They were like 80 years old.

[A]

Okay, so therefore.

[B]

And he had Alzheimer's.

[A]

Okay, why are you yelling at me? I'm not. I'm just like.

[B]

I mean, you have to punch me. I did nothing. I just told you the story.

[D]

How dare you, Bobby.

[A]

Whoa. That's not how I was acting.

[B]

I thought that was you saying it again. I didn't even think that was him.

[A]

I'm very different.

[B]

Let's go over and open up the mailbag. Get it. It's the anonymous symbol. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be till it into the. Hello, Bobby. Bones. My wife has a problem being on time. We're late for everything. Movies, parties, concerts. There is no sense of urgency. Recently, I told her straight up, I'm done waiting around. And if she wanted to go any place that had a set start time, I would wait around till time to leave, and then I would just leave. This weekend was the first test of that plan. We made a deal to leave the house by 6pm she was not ready. I left without her.

[C]

Attaboy.

[D]

Beautiful.

[B]

She showed up later. We arrived separately. It was awkward enough on its own, but when we got home, it turned into a huge fight. She said I embarrassed her. Honestly, I was trying to make a statement. Do I stand my ground and keep moving forward, or do I cross a line by actually leaving? Her husband keeping his word is how he signed it. I can't disagree with your method. If it gets to a point, you've got to do something uncomfortable, because nothing's going to change. Just generally in life, unless it's uncomfortable within yourself or somebody else. You told her. You told her that. You just have to weigh if it's going to be worth it or not. Because now your home life is going to suck because you left her. But is she now going to be on time for the next three or four times? It's all weighing these things, like, would I leave my wife? No. I do other methods. I lie about what time we actually have to leave.

[C]

That seems like a safer method.

[B]

It does, until she figures it out. Then she starts back timing it as well, knowing I'm lying to her, and she goes, that's not the truth. So I know what time he's really telling me. So she starts working on that time. So there are different methods. I would not leave my wife because it would not be worth it when I got home.

[A]

Absolutely not.

[B]

But if you feel like this is the right method. Yeah. Go for it. Or just don't go anywhere with her at all.

[A]

Sounds more like what you do to a child. Not your.

[B]

But she's acting like a child, though. If you can never be on time, that's childlike activity. If it's consistent, that's childlike activity.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If you're occasionally late, that's not childlike. That happens all the time. If you're always late, that's childlike.

[A]

How can we work together to come up with a way to get you on time?

[B]

Well, he's found a way. He left her.

[A]

And she's about to leave him permanently.

[C]

No, she won't.

[B]

That's your best baby. Eddie.

[C]

You have to. I. I know. I'm with you. And I've become a person that's on time now. Like that's my thing. I'm never late. But you have to understand that some people, their culture, either that's the way they were raised or that's just the way their family, whatever, people are late. So to change someone based on what they've been doing their entire life is really hard. I think what he did was right. I think this is a good start to it. But it's going to take us a long time for her to change. My wife was always late. I was always late. But then I became on time. And now my wife is probably on time, 90%.

[B]

She will also not get tired of you complaining about her being late. If you complain all the time, that's a method too.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's always been complaining about her. To her, you're always late. You're always late. Oh, yeah. That'll that she. Then she has to kind of understand

[A]

he needs to relax on the time.

[B]

No, no. If there's a time to be somewhere, that's the time to be there.

[A]

Yeah, but it's different. Okay. If it's work, that's one thing. If it's like, oh, well, we said. Because I. My ex husband used to get all worked up when, like loosely. We had to be somewhere at six. But he movies, he Said you're gonna

[B]

be late to a movie.

[A]

Well, you don't have to see the previews.

[B]

We don't know if it's previews. The start of the movie. I would be so irritated. I wouldn't be able to live with someone like this. I can take it a little bit. My wife's good about it now and I'm actually good about always not being exactly early like I wanted to be, so.

[C]

So you had a budget.

[B]

Yeah, but we're not late stuff anymore. Lunchbox.

[D]

Listen, I have this exact situation in my house. I should have written this email. My wife, I, I'm not even the most on time person, but she is unbelievably late every time. And two weeks ago I said, listen, baseball game starts at 2 o', clock, I am leaving this house at 1:30. You're with me or you're not. Guess who had to walk to the baseball field? My wife, because she was not ready.

[C]

Oh, you only have one car.

[A]

Only got one car, Sorry, state it very clearly. And that's kids game.

[D]

Kid cannot be late to the game and he's got to get there for warm ups. And so she walked the three blocks to the baseball field.

[A]

Three blocks?

[B]

What, you guys didn't all walk to the field?

[D]

No, I drove the car for three blocks, but I had baseball bats, helmets, all that, like I had to bring.

[B]

Was she mad?

[D]

No, she didn't say anything. She just came walking up in like the second inning.

[B]

Was she mad later that night?

[D]

No. If she was, she understood.

[B]

Did you teach her a lesson?

[D]

I think I did. But guess what? Next time I go somewhere, she's gonna be late. Guarantee it.

[B]

Would you leave her if it was more than a three block walk that she could do herself? Easily.

[D]

Help. Hey, there's Uber, there's sorry you missed the game. You'll learn. Because eventually you've got to stop waiting. Because what was getting, what was happening is I was getting upset. Like, we gotta go, we gotta go. And I'm like, this is not fun. Like you're making it stressful for the kids. So I'm just gonna tell you what time I'm leaving. If you're ready, come with me. If not, see you there.

[B]

So you would leave her too? If it's like a dinner or a movie or something. Okay, that's harder for her to get to that correct. Got it. Okay, well, so what's your advice?

[D]

I say you keep leaving her, she's gonna catch up eventually she's gonna realize, you know what, he's serious. He really will leave me. And she'll figure out how to get ready earlier.

[B]

I definitely think you need to do something. Something uncomfortable has to be done because this is very uncomfortable for you to always be late. So if this is the method you choose, I support you. This is not the method I would choose. I'm not gonna jump all in on this one, but I get it. So we got your back, but we're not probably gonna do that. I'm not leaving my wife. She would murder me. She'd murder me. All right, there you go. Close it up.

[A]

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[C]

Really doesn't.

[B]

They don't make as many. So your top five funniest movies ever. Number one.

[A]

Bridesmaids.

[B]

Good one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Good one. Yeah. I like Bridesmaids and I'm a dude.

[C]

So funny.

[B]

And it's meant for women, but it's also not like, I think that one's good.

[A]

Number two, Zoolander. Why it's so funny to me.

[B]

Well, yeah, that's all of them, hopefully.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. It's just a good one, like, in one that I think about, like, and I reference sometimes. Talladega Nights was another good one. Step Brothers and Anchorman, which those are all.

[B]

Well, you were hard, Will Ferrell.

[A]

Yeah, I went hard. So I realized when I was thinking about the list, I was like, oh, I guess Will Ferrell is my wheelhouse.

[B]

So number one for you all time, funniest movie is Bridesmaids.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you like, like the poop scene?

[A]

Like, I mean, it's definitely really funny. Yeah, it's really funny. It's uncomfortable, but it's funny because that's guy humor.

[B]

Poop humor's guy humor. Loved it. And of course, like, we're dudes. I wandered in. Bridesmaids, that was meant to appeal to women, if women still.

[A]

Yeah, they handled it away where it just worked. And the scene, they're like, trying on dresses throughout the day and she's like,

[C]

I'm just gonna have a mint.

[A]

It's just funny. It's funny. They handled it well to where I think men and women would laugh at it.

[B]

Does anybody have any of her movies on your list?

[C]

I do.

[B]

What do you have?

[C]

Yeah, I have Bridesmaids.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Bridesmaids on my list.

[B]

Yay.

[C]

For sure.

[B]

Where was it on your list?

[C]

Bridesmaids is number two.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Out of five, what was number one?

[C]

Three Amigos.

[B]

Oh, that's legendary.

[D]

That's great.

[B]

Steve Martin. Martin short, Chevy Chase.

[C]

That's it. They're like three actors, you know. Then they're like the three amigos or whatever, and they think that they're going to a movie role, but it's a real war in Mexico.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's awesome.

[D]

We're here to pump you up.

[C]

Wait, what?

[D]

Isn't that it when they go.

[B]

Yeah, I think you. Yes, that's it. It also sounds like Lars and Bars.

[D]

Oh, maybe they don't say.

[B]

You're doing okay.

[D]

Did you say step brothers?

[A]

I did, yeah.

[D]

I have step brothers.

[B]

On what? What number?

[D]

I had it.

[B]

Number three, Eddie. So one, you had three amigos.

[C]

Number two, Bridesmaids. Three, Anchorman.

[A]

So good.

[C]

Boom. And then four, Office Space.

[B]

Okay, good one.

[C]

Love it.

[B]

I had that on mine.

[C]

And then my. Dude, there's something about Mary. Oh, I love. There's something about Mary that was kind

[B]

of a moment in our youth. The hair gel. That was a moment in our youth. That. And have you seen my baseball? Those were moments in our youth for our age. Those two things,

[C]

like. Just quoting.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Everything.

[C]

My baseball.

[B]

And then the hair show. I have Office Space online, so at 5 I have spinal Tap, which makes me laugh out loud. Have you ever seen this final tab?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

It's old, but so funny. Number four, I've Best in Show.

[D]

That's funny.

[C]

Never seen it.

[A]

Is that the dogs?

[B]

Yes. Laugh out loud. Three of my movies are like Christopher Guest movies. So I have Spinal Tap at five, which is him. I believe it's him. Number four, I have best in show. Number three, I have office space. Number two, I have Pop Star Never Stop stopping.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Is that you've never seen Andy Sandberg, Pop Star Never Stop Stopping.

[D]

Never even heard of it.

[C]

I never saw it, but I remember the trailer or whatever. Yeah, I never saw it.

[A]

Yours are so cool. Your picks.

[B]

It's a. It's a Justin Bieber Backstreet Boy parody.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You never seen Pop Star Never Stop Stop?

[A]

Me? No, I never seen it.

[B]

Number one, Waiting for Guffman.

[A]

Wow. Your list is very cool.

[C]

Cool movies.

[B]

They're waiting for this big Broadway producer because they think it's their mom, and so it's all them practicing in this small town.

[A]

What's that one called?

[B]

Waiting for Government?

[C]

I'm gonna write that one down.

[B]

So I would recommend Pop Star Never Stop Stopping to you guys. I think you would think it is so funny.

[A]

But Waiting for government is your number one.

[B]

It is my number one.

[A]

And. And Spinal Tap is from 1984.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But it's great, Amy. It's great.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Spinal Tap. Christopher Gas.

[D]

Mike.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. It's three of mine. Rob Reiner. But he's in it. Did he not write it? The other two, I know they're a. Christopher guest written movies. Rob Reiner directed it. Okay. Lunchbox.

[A]

Yours?

[D]

Yeah. I got number. You want number one first? Dazed and Confused.

[C]

That's great.

[B]

Is it funny or is it good?

[D]

I think it's hilarious.

[C]

I think it's really funny.

[B]

Okay. I haven't seen it in forever.

[D]

Number two. Old school.

[B]

Good one. Old school. We're streaking.

[C]

Let's go. Streak.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, that's good. Go ahead.

[D]

Number three, Step brothers. Number four. Friday.

[A]

Friday. Like with Ice Cube.

[C]

That's hilarious.

[D]

Hilarious. You got knocked. Can't say it. And then last 40 year old virgin.

[B]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[C]

I forgot about that one.

[B]

Yeah, that was really good. 40 year old virgin. Thought about a long time. I think about the scene where they rip the hair off Kelly Clarkson. And that was Steve Carell's, like, big, like, introduction to us because he was in the movie with the girl. And the. The brother finds out that he can't be in the air Force because his vision's bad. He was in that. They came out. Oh, come on.

[C]

Can't go in the air Force because the vision's bad.

[B]

Yeah, but it's about a girl. They got a bus ride because somebody died. Like a van ride across the country. A little bit Sunshine. Yeah, a Little Miss Sunshine. Oh, that's right.

[D]

He was in.

[B]

That was a great movie.

[A]

He did the Office.

[B]

So a Little Miss Sunshine was, I believe, around the same time the office started 2006. Yeah. As long as Sunshine was awesome.

[C]

They're in the Volkswagen bus.

[B]

Yeah. Traveling across the country.

[C]

I forgot about that.

[B]

You guys. You guys should watch Pop Star Never Stops. Bobby. Okay, you watch Waiting for Guffman. It's the funniest movie I've ever seen, in my opinion. Movie. Mike, you're the movie guy. What's your funniest movie ever? The Hangover number one.

[C]

Oh, that's so good.

[B]

I think that's like the last comedy that we all saw as a society together. Like, that was like the last big one. Pop Star Never stops Happening. You guys didn't see the Society?

[A]

Was that one, like, in the normal theater?

[D]

Yeah. Was that like a yes?

[C]

Yeah, it was a big release.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Well, I just never watched it.

[A]

I don't know if it was, like, at the cool theaters.

[B]

You ever see Pop Star Never Stop? It's funny.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[B]

All right. Everybody hates me waiting for government Pop star office space was cool cuz he lived in Austin and they shot all those scenes there, so. Okay, there you go. This guy's in trouble for basically dining and dashing. Ran up a bill and left. You ever accidentally dined and dash?

[A]

No.

[B]

I know. Lunchbox is dined and dash.

[D]

Yeah, well, I mean, some people got it from my table and left and I wasn't gonna be stuck with the bill, so I did walk out and I did used to go to Lubies for lunch with Austin in high school, and you would go through the line and order all the food you want and then you would pay at the end when you're supposed to leave. Just walk right out.

[B]

Dining and dashing. Yeah, Stealing.

[D]

Yeah, been there, done that.

[B]

This guy named Dalton Etherly. His name is Chud the Builder.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I saw this Chud.

[B]

You know, I don't know.

[A]

No, I saw the. I saw the story and then I had to look him up.

[B]

If I were naming myself, it wouldn't be Chud.

[C]

Chud the builder.

[A]

Chad the builder. That's his handle.

[B]

Yeah. He went into this restaurant, ran up like a 400 bill. They were like, hey, don't apparently live streamed. And he was. Anyway, so they said, hey, I think it's time for you to go. And then he didn't pay and left. Oh, boy. He was later charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and theft of services. It's crazy. You know who Chad the builder is, though?

[A]

No. I saw the news story and I looked up Chud the builder. No, because I thought how. How ridiculous to be in a restaurant and they ask you to not live stream and you keep livestreaming and then you skip out on the bill.

[B]

It says he creates content that is often racially charged.

[C]

Oh, wonderful.

[A]

Yeah, see, not a fan here. I just looked him up.

[B]

He's got the single mustache going. That's like, not even ironic anymore. Like, so many dudes just have the single mustache.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Who do we credit that to? Morgan Wallen?

[A]

I don't know. My dad always had a single mustache.

[B]

That's eras.

[A]

I get it. But like, my whole life, I grew up with a single mustach dad. So, like, to me, the single stash is normal.

[C]

I mean, Riley Green supports a good stash.

[B]

It just didn't happen for like 25 years with young people. Right? Riley Green, Morgan Wallen, Tucker Wetmore, Chud the Builder.

[C]

Who. Who's the Timothy Chalamet?

[D]

No.

[B]

Not normal. If he does, it's. It's temporary. Like Zach. Zach Top has Single mustache. So, like, it's a thing where it's not even a thing to be a thing. It's just normal. Now the single mustache is kind of back where too many people are doing it now where you want to go, you can't pull out the single mustache.

[A]

I feel like Top Gun Maverick also had a big hand in this.

[C]

Miles Teller.

[A]

Yeah, because all of them had the single mustache. And I felt like that's when I started seeing a whole bunch of guys start having the single stash.

[D]

Who?

[B]

As far as the girls here, one, two, three of you women, ladies, I don't know, you like to be referred to chicks. Do you like the single mustache on a dude, Amy?

[A]

Well, all the dudes you just named.

[B]

Well, yeah, because they're all hot dudes. I'm just saying, generally speaking.

[A]

So. So it's hard to tell. Like, we need to differentiate. Do we like the single sash?

[B]

It's on a six with a good personality.

[A]

I mean, he. A six with a good personality could pull it off.

[B]

Do you like a single mustache?

[A]

Again? I don't want it to be like, I'm attracted to my dad, but yeah.

[B]

Okay, you're attracted to your dad.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

That's very Freudian of you, Abby.

[A]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

Single mustache.

[A]

Yeah. Love it.

[C]

What?

[A]

And it's some scruff, too. That be good.

[B]

No scruff. It's only single mustache.

[A]

Yeah, I like it, Morgan. Yeah, I dig a single sash. I'm sure.

[B]

Me too. I'm shocked, too. It's like a big caterpillar. Just chilling. Yeah.

[A]

Chad the builder.

[B]

But that's the dude. You don't like the dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. How about full beard? Would you prefer full beard or clean face?

[A]

How full are you thinking? Because, I mean, I like a beard, but you're talking normal beard or like Chris Stapleton?

[B]

No beard.

[A]

I like Chris Stapleton. I'm saying, like, what's the normal of the beard?

[B]

Normal?

[A]

Yes, Normal beard. Let's go.

[B]

Emmy has all these weird rules about facial hair. Now we talk about it. Dang. Yeah, Abby.

[A]

Yeah. If it's shorter. Yeah.

[B]

More than clean face. You like beard better?

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Huh, Morgan?

[A]

Yeah, I'm a beard girl. I. I've noticed that. Like, I don't mind clean shaven, but something about a beard just does it for me. Especially scruff.

[B]

What about a bald head?

[A]

Depends on the guy.

[B]

That's every one of them. That's everybody just answering. Oh, my gosh. Why are you being so difficult?

[A]

I'm not being difficult. How have I been difficult?

[B]

Everyone, you're like, well, it depends on the guy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you hear her? Yeah, it can be hot.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

Eddie, I'm talking about you.

[B]

Will you accept a bald head? Or do you not mind a bald head? Or do you like a bald head?

[A]

I guess it's gonna be a turn

[B]

off if they had a bald head.

[A]

No. Okay, I'll accept it though. But I mean, I think naturally hair is ideal. I know this sounds so bad.

[C]

That wasn't the question.

[A]

But bald with the beard, which is now scuba Steve, that you like that you have a short beard.

[B]

Okay, not scoop ste then. And Amy's just like knocking people down. She sets them up and knocks him down. And then she goes, what? Abby?

[A]

Well, yeah, I prefer hair. Maybe because my grandpa was bald and my stepdad is bald, but I'm saying,

[B]

if you saw a guy with a bald head, would that be a detriment? Would be. It would be a negative. Like in the category maybe a little. Okay, Morgan.

[A]

Yeah. Bald doesn't do it for me, okay? And I do think it is related. Like, my dad's been bald my whole life. So all I. If I see a ball guy, I'm like, oh, dad.

[B]

But Amy sees that and goes, dad, wake up. Wake up in the morning's riding his wigs. Next bit now. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby right now. Time for the morning Corny. But we have 90 seconds to try to get as many right of these as possible. Lunchbox. Eddie, myself, Investigative Corny. Amy, ready?

[D]

The morning Corny.

[A]

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

[D]

4.

[A]

4. 4. What's a golfer's favorite animal?

[C]

Birdie.

[B]

Oh, she's in our wheelhouse.

[A]

What's a golfer's favorite letter?

[B]

A, B, C, D. Weddge. Letter.

[C]

Driver.

[A]

Letter. Favorite letter?

[C]

Green. Green.

[B]

G, H, I, J, K, L, M. Fairway.

[A]

T. T. What's a golfer's favorite type of music?

[C]

Rock. No par.

[D]

Whole country ball. Rock.

[B]

Ballroom, ballroom, Classic club, club. Oh.

[A]

Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?

[D]

At the bar.

[B]

At the clubhouse. At the clubhouse.

[C]

At the.

[B]

We gotta get it. The club.

[C]

At the club.

[B]

In line. At the club.

[D]

Country club. We're close.

[B]

We're close.

[C]

The nightclub. The.

[B]

Read it again.

[A]

Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?

[B]

It has to do clubs on the club.

[C]

Dance club. The swing.

[D]

Swinging club.

[B]

The swinging club.

[C]

That's weird.

[B]

Interesting.

[C]

That's where you go.

[B]

I'm sorry, one more time. Where do you find a golfer?

[A]

Where can you Find a golfer on a Saturday night at the club.

[D]

At the club, at the clue.

[C]

That's what you say. Okay.

[A]

Okay. What do you call a wizard who can turn himself into a golf club?

[D]

Abracad. Driver.

[B]

What do you call a wizard?

[C]

Bumbledorf.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Harry Potter.

[C]

Oh, man, that's pretty good.

[B]

That's our wheelhouse. I don't know how many we got, but I know.

[A]

I just. If you have more, you got four, you got a T, you got a birdie, you got swing, and you got clubbing. I bet you would have got Harry Potter if you had more.

[B]

We wouldn't have got Harry Potter.

[D]

I don't think so. I'm not a Harry Potter fan.

[B]

We wouldn't got Harry Potter. I'll tell you that right now. Bones. We had a listener, DM me, said she's going through cancer, and she recommended a documentary just in a dm. So I read that on the show, and the documentary is called the Big Lonely. And so I said, hey, we'll take two weeks. Everybody has the ability to watch it. We'll come back and talk about it in two weeks. Even our listeners, like, watch it. I'm seeing people on social media saying they're watching it, and you can watch it for free on Tubi, which I never been on Tubi, let me tell you. It's like 1997 all over again. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Commercials just, like, pop up, and I'm like, oh, great. Crazy. Or you can watch it on YouTube, or you can, I think, get an apple. But you have to pay for it. Okay, so that being said, I've already watched it.

[C]

You did.

[B]

I'm not going to review it, because we're all. We're going to do it all together. I'm not going to review it. But I've already watched it. I'll just say it's only like an hour and 20 minutes. Hour and 30 minutes.

[C]

Love that.

[B]

And I had to stop watching a couple times because something's happened with the baby, but I never wanted to stop watching it.

[A]

Wow. You didn't want to stop.

[B]

You should watch it if you're listening. Not you guys.

[C]

You have to watch it.

[D]

We have to.

[B]

But if you're listening and you're considering, I don't know. It sounds like a stupid bit they're doing. It's not that long. It's way different than any other document I've ever seen. But you. You should watch it.

[C]

Did you watch it alone or with your wife?

[B]

Watch it alone. Because if you don't start with somebody, they're not going to get it. Okay. If they hop in in the middle, they're not going to get it. Yeah. It's hour 22 minutes. Have you seen it yet, Mike? No, not yet. Has anybody watched it?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

No. Okay. No.

[D]

All right.

[B]

I just want to make sure I didn't miss it and I had a little time. Ray, would you play voicemail too? Thanks to your listeners that left a

[A]

message about the Big Lonely on Tubi. I'm watching it right now. What a great watch. God bless you all.

[B]

I love you. Bye bye.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Can you get it on Apple Mic? Maybe it just popped up that. Yeah, I don't see it on there, so. But to be is free. I never been on Tubi. It's great. It's great. They have all kinds of stuff. You just have to watch it with commercials. Yeah. If ever I need a random movie from the 90s to be has it. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So it's called the Big Lonely. Just a reminder you have not this Tuesday coming up, but the next Tuesday. That's when we'll talk about it.

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Dad?

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Lingokids, please.

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No idea. Last week it was dinosaurs.

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[A]

I feel like that tracks right from

[C]

the description of the guy.

[B]

I was just talking about him and listeners are like he got in a shoot shootout.

[A]

Wait, with who?

[B]

Here in town? They.

[A]

But I mean a person or police.

[B]

Oh, a person, I think so. Controversial Influencer Chud the Builder shoots man during confrontation outside a Tennessee courthouse I don't know who Chud the Builder is. Like we see how many followers this guy has because people are acting like he's just part of society. Like you don't know Chud. Apparently it's like a Bad dude. Says like racist stuff. That's just what I heard. Two men, including social media personality Dalton Eitherly, that's Chud the Builder, were injured in a shooting outside a courthouse. The incident follows that theft charge we talked about for dining and dashing. Authorities responded to gunfire stemming from a physical altercation. Then they pull guns. Both men are hospitalized, stable condition. Sheriff John Fusen said swift response by the deputies. There's no more threat to the public. But Chud the Builder is in my life twice today in the news. I never even heard of this guy. I know, I know. Speed.

[A]

Who's that?

[B]

I show Speed.

[C]

He's the guy that races.

[A]

Oh, Speed there. Okay. I'm sorry.

[B]

He's not a CHUD though.

[A]

Definitely not like speeds.

[B]

Like a good dude. I know. Clavicular.

[C]

I don't know that one weird guy.

[B]

He's the guy that took the hammer to his face to make himself pretty. He's the guy that does like, I believe the method. He's a looks maxer. Oh, good looking kid, but wildly famous but also extremely toxic.

[A]

So he's. It's not like they call Chud the builder, you know, influencer or whatever. He's known as live streaming.

[B]

Okay, but so it's speed.

[A]

So it's like speed. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I. Sorry, I'm just not familiar with a lot of live streamers.

[B]

Clavicular is a live streamer as well.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

But if you're streaming, you're influencing.

[A]

Yeah. And apparently he is racist like you said. And he's. He influences racist, which like. Okay, what's wrong with this guy?

[B]

Judd was always a bad name though, to call somebody. It was like a douchebag.

[A]

But his real name is Dalton.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

What's your point? I don't know why he had to change it.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

You think it's a weird name like

[A]

Dalton the builder doesn't have the same flair.

[B]

What does Chud the Builder have? Flair. Mike, how many followers does Chud the Builder have? Do you even see? I think he's shadow banned on a lot of things. Yes. The one service I found he has like 200 000. We're not a chud the Builder show. I want to say that right now. I'm not even going to talk about him anymore, but I just needed to update the story from earlier today. You know what? Thumbs down to Chud the Builder.

[A]

Golly. Now he's. So he dined and dashed and then now he's charged with attempted murder.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Attempted murder.

[C]

Hey, crazy week.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Big, big two days for Chud the builder.

[A]

His name is Dalton Kincaid. Or elderly, etherly.

[B]

Yeah, Dalton Kincaid is a basketball player. This guy. Okay, enough of CHUD Enough of this segment. No more promoting Chud the Builder.

[A]

No Bones.

[B]

The song that's dominating our house right now is called Six Little Ducks.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Are you familiar with it?

[A]

I am not.

[B]

It goes like this. Six little ducks that I once knew Proud ones, happy ones, silly ones too. But the one little duck with the feather on her back, she led the others with quack, quack, quack. And then everybody goes quack, quack, quack, quack. That's when everybody. Everybody gets in there. Oh, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. She led the others with the quack, quack, quack. And then five little ducks.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Oh, I count it all the way down.

[B]

Yeah, it's number one on the charts

[C]

right now in the house.

[A]

So is Billy quacking it?

[B]

No, but there really wasn't the one I was drawn to. My wife sings it to her all the time when she's trying to put her to sleep or calm her down. And so now it just stays in my head. We each have a go to song that we sing to Billy, and I feel like the little duck song I can kind of sing without getting in trouble. The other one I can't do a lot of because I'll get in trouble, like in podcast jail. But I do a lot of.

[C]

The lion sleeps tonight. Yeah.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

I only have three verses because I. I go in the jungle, the mighty jungle. Billy sleeps tonight. So I do that. And then the second one is in the village, the peaceful village. Billy sleep. I do that one and then I go, Hush, my darling. Don't fear, my darling Billy sleeves tonight.

[A]

Are you going up that high?

[B]

I sing the whole thing high.

[A]

That whole thing to her.

[C]

That's how it goes.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I was trying the hard part. Sleep, though.

[B]

Yeah. She likes it up high, though.

[A]

Oh, she does?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like you're. You're, You're. You're deep vibrato.

[B]

She likes it up high. But the hard part is when it goes that sleeps tonight.

[C]

That's hard.

[B]

But what I can't do because I'm

[G]

all alone is I'm need to come

[C]

over and help you with that.

[B]

Yeah. So all of a sudden we're singing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It almost be like on Full House when they would sing to Michelle.

[C]

Yes. And all the uncles.

[B]

It was all three of them.

[A]

Yeah, I guess if you are Alone, though. You could do that looping thing that, like, Ed Sheeran does, but use your phone.

[B]

I get a pedal, record yourself, record

[A]

yourself going, and then hit play.

[B]

So funny. Let me do that. That's a brilliant, funny idea.

[C]

Yeah. Ed Sheeran for.

[B]

For like. No, Amy, do not take that from Amy.

[C]

Ed Sheeran, then Amy.

[B]

No, that's it. Well, Ed Sheeran didn't. Didn't invent the leap. KT Tunstall was doing it before that on, like, national tv.

[C]

I remember that.

[B]

Black Horse and the Cherry Tree.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so if I did. Voice memo.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

That's a great. Here we go. Let me do this one more. Here we go.

[G]

Owing my weapon. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Boeing Moab. Bowing Moab. Boeing Moab. Bowing Moab. Owing Moap. Bowing Moab. Bowing Moap.

[B]

Okay, so I have that. Dude, this is the most hilarious looping I've ever heard of. Okay, here, let me get the volume up.

[G]

O wing mop.

[B]

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight in the jungle okay, I gotta get my wingman waps a little better.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Billy's gonna be like, what's happening?

[C]

Yeah. There's a lot going on.

[A]

Like, so many dads right now. My dad doubled.

[C]

Which one's my dad?

[D]

Dad.

[B]

That's one of the funniest things in a long time. So I like to like to look at you, point at you, and go, good job.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Because that made me laugh out loud. So, yeah. Number one of the charts in the house right now. The little ducks feather on the back, one that dominates. And a wingman web. The lion sleeps tonight, which is. Man, that song holds up still.

[C]

So good.

[B]

It's still. It's not even for babies. And when you hear that song. You like it? Yeah, that one. And the other one is the White Christmas.

[C]

Oh, the Drifters.

[B]

By the Drifters.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, the one that goes. The other song that is probably number two on the charts. On my chart is oh, Lord and trouble so high oh, Lordy trouble so high don't nobody know my troubles but God don't nobody know my troubles but

[A]

God why do I know that?

[C]

Sounds familiar.

[A]

Like a prison or something.

[B]

It's two different things. One is a very, very old song, like Black and White Times.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then it was redone by Moby in a song called, I believe, Personal Blues. Natural Blues. Natural blues, yeah.

[A]

So the remix thing, I definitely know, but I feel like in some movie. They're like working on a railroad and it's like clink.

[B]

Probably it's both versions of those songs. Yeah, that's number two in the charts. I sing that one.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Whenever I get tired of I lower it slightly and go, oh, Lord and trouble so high. Probably I've seen that 10,000 times. So that's this week's top three, baby. Countdown Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[D]

This story comes us from Work County, West Virginia. A man was driving down the road when a chicken walked out in front of his truck and, ah, he hit the chicken. He just kept on driving. Well, the house that he hit the chicken in front of, they jumped in their truck, chased him down, started honking the horn, pulled the intersection, pulled out a gun, Bam, bam, bam. Shot at him three times.

[B]

They hit it. They hit him now.

[D]

Didn't hit him.

[B]

So did the chicken run out across the road?

[D]

Yeah, the chicken was in the middle of road.

[B]

Okay. I thought the phrase going like, why did the chicken cross the road? So the guy didn't like chase the chicken?

[D]

No, no. It just went in front of his truck. But the people that own the chicken

[A]

were mad that he didn't stop. Probably.

[D]

Yeah. It was a hit and run.

[B]

He didn't see it. It's a chicken.

[C]

That happens.

[A]

See the chicken?

[C]

Not if it runs out in front of you.

[A]

No, no, I'm saying he, he knows he hit it. I think they're mad that he didn't stop to like.

[B]

I don't know that if a chicken runs out, and this is the dumbest debate we ever had, but I don't know that if a chicken runs out last minute in front of you, you're going to for sure see it. And also it'd be like a raccoon or armadillo. There are times where you get so up on them because you're just, I don't know, you should look at the road. But just because maybe you're not fully paying attention to chicken. It's not a human.

[C]

Yeah, you're going to stop and check.

[D]

What's he going to do?

[A]

He should stop and properly, like, be like, oh, my gosh, I hit your chicken. No, I think they're mad.

[B]

If it's a dog. Yes. If it's a chicken.

[C]

It is what it is.

[A]

It is what it is. But obviously it was their pet. That's why they're mad.

[B]

I don't know. It could have not been their pet. It could have been a chicken, like in their food. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Or Chicken houses producer.

[D]

It wasn't their pet. It was. They used it for, like, food.

[A]

That's a pet.

[B]

No, if you have chicken houses, those are not pets.

[A]

I don't know. I follow a lot of people on Instagram that have chickens for eggs. And it's like, their pets.

[B]

Like their pets. But a pet is something you. You pet.

[A]

No, there's little girls. They hold them.

[B]

Okay. You're weird. Is that it?

[D]

Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[B]

All right. Voicemail. Hit it. Hey, I just wanted to let y' all know, I think that Eddie should be a runner up for Employee of the Year.

[D]

Because, I mean, technically, Lunchbox was not

[B]

on the prices, right? So therefore, Lunchbox cannot be Employee of the Year for getting all the prices. Right? Because Daniel was on Price is Right. Let me know what you think. Thanks.

[C]

That's interesting.

[B]

True.

[D]

Oh, my God, you guys are so stupid.

[B]

I had a name tag on that said Daniel.

[D]

My gosh.

[C]

But you could accept it as Daniel.

[B]

You could. And then you're.

[D]

This is absolutely the dumbest thing ever. Who lied to you for five months without you guys knowing? Lunchbox. Who planned the trip? Lunchbox. Who did it all? Me.

[C]

But who went?

[B]

Daniel. Daniel was on the show. That's a great point. I never thought.

[D]

Oh, my gosh, dang.

[C]

That could cost you, dude.

[D]

So I got a question. When you. When you get an Academy Award, you know, I mean, like, does Joey get it? You know what I mean?

[C]

What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no. Like, Brad Pitt gets it. But if Brad's real name is Johnny, Johnny doesn't get it.

[D]

It's for the role they played.

[B]

You played the role of Daniel.

[D]

No, I played the role.

[B]

Played the role of Daniel, real name on the show.

[D]

Thank you. Now you understand my point, huh?

[B]

No. Your name, your name. Is that the worst part of this whole thing? Of you going up prices, right? Of you winning some stuff?

[D]

Well, yeah. It's just dumb that we keep calling me that.

[B]

That's your name. It was on your name tag.

[D]

I understand, but I have a name on this show that you go by. Are we gonna just start calling? I mean, we should rename the show. Then it shouldn't be the Bobby Bones Show.

[B]

My real name's out there. My wife uses it all.

[D]

Well, then we should put it up there on the screen.

[B]

We still call you Lunchbox sometimes.

[A]

Well, it depends who shows up.

[C]

So if we change the name of the show, can we still call you Daniel?

[B]

Yeah, we all go by our names, huh? Okay, Daniel, I. I think your lunchbox to me, but these listeners have a great point. Dang, That's.

[C]

That's a shame.

[B]

I. I've never been on a show, though, and use my real name like, before a name tag. It's always my real name's Bobby.

[A]

Yeah, you're consistently the same.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. If I went on a show, I wouldn't.

[D]

They wouldn't let me because it's not a legal name.

[C]

Did you try to get Lunchbox on there?

[A]

Yeah, he did.

[D]

They. Yes. And they said whatever is on your ID goes on your name tag.

[B]

It's tough. It's tough. Look.

[D]

Yeah, it's not a tough one.

[B]

I always thought his name was Jason Gibble because he used to lie about that.

[C]

Right?

[B]

And that's. Now they know that's not even his real name.

[C]

Nico Jackson.

[B]

Nico Jackson.

[A]

I thought that Nico Jackson was his manager.

[D]

No, no. Nico Jackson is this. He's this guy.

[B]

Okay, we're done. We're done with the show. Bye, everybody.

[D]

Mr. Bobby Bones.

[B]

The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Quick question for all the parents listening. When was the last time your kid asked for something and you didn't have to think twice about saying yes? Because a lot of parents have been hearing the same request lately. Can I have Lingokids? And here's the thing. Lingokids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids with more than 4,000 interactive games, songs and shows. Astronauts, wild animals, superheroes, dinosaurs. It's literally everything kids love all in one place. So when they ask for it, you can actually feel good about saying yes. Download Lingokids for free, Start exploring today, or unlock even more amazing content with LingoKids Plus. And if you go with the yearly plan, you can save up to 60%. Search LingoKids in the app store or Google Play Lingokids everything kids love.

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