THURS PT 1: Lunchbox Recaps 'The Price Is Right' Day One...Did He Get Picked? + Sounds Of The 2000's Game + Listener Has Worst 1st Date Ever + How Bobby Gauges When He's Going To Die + Eddie's Wife Suffered An Injury

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show

Episode Date: October 16, 2025
Episode Title: THURS PT 1: Lunchbox Recaps 'The Price Is Right' Day One...Did He Get Picked? + Sounds Of The 2000's Game + Listener Has Worst 1st Date Ever + How Bobby Gauges When He's Going To Die + Eddie's Wife Suffered An Injury

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Overview

This episode is an energetic blend of personal stories, listener interactions, and the show’s signature goofy camaraderie. The main theme revolves around Lunchbox's big adventure attempting to get on "The Price Is Right", with additional segments including a “Sounds of the 2000s” game, a hilarious listener first-date disaster, Bobby’s musings on mortality (featuring his “mortality beard”), and a rundown of injuries suffered by cast members and their families.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

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1. Lunchbox Tries to Get on The Price Is Right

[02:52, 50:37, 61:05]

• Initial Speculation: Bobby asks the team to wager bets on whether Lunchbox succeeded in getting on the show, with most betting against him due to the long odds.

  • Bobby: “They only pick eight or nine people...the odds from that entire group.” [04:32]
  • Amy: “I think he’d rather not get called down.” [05:29]

• Lunchbox’s Recap:

  • Shares his pre-show jitters, wardrobe issues, and attempts at networking with fellow contestants.
  • Describes being shuffled through various holding areas, the nervous energy among hopefuls, and his strategy to stand out (talking to everyone, being loud, filming).
  • Reveals fun interactions (with “Marilyn,” a story-worthy fellow audience member), and how the process is a LOT of waiting, moving between tents, rooms, and finally into the actual studio.
  • Notable Details: He wore a tux, missed the “start-the-wave” moment he’d planned, and realized too late that filming everything might’ve worked against him.

• Did Lunchbox Get On?

  • Tension builds as Bobby asks, slot by slot, if Lunchbox was called down. After nine spots, he reveals: he was NOT called.
  • Lunchbox: “I didn’t get on. Maybe I was too much. Sitting in my hotel room I realized, maybe I gotta just be a normal person and not film everything....” [71:05]

• Self-Reflection: Lunchbox admits, in hindsight, that maybe being “on” all the time and documenting every second was a liability.

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2. Sounds of the 2000s Game

[30:24]

• Premise: In honor of TiVo shutting down, Bobby quizzes Amy, Eddie, and Morgan with iconic audio clips from the 2000s (TV ringtones, show catchphrases, commercial sounds).
• Highlights:
  • “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” intro, Budweiser “Wassup” commercial, iPhone's first ringtone, and more.
  • The hosts reminisce about technology milestones like DVR and caller ID.
  • Fun Moment: Amy mistakes 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme for “Bear Necessities,” leading to laughter.
  • Result: Amy is crowned the winner. [36:20]

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3. Listener Calls In: Worst First Date

[26:30]

• Story: A listener recounts a first date where the guy took her for a massage—in separate rooms—during which he loudly moaned.
• Reaction: The crew finds the situation weird and a clear red flag.
  • Amy: “The point of a first date is to get to know the person. If you’re getting a massage, there’s no communication.” [27:49]

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4. How Bobby Gauges His Mortality: The Mortality Beard

[07:33]

• Backstory: Bobby explains his annual ritual of growing a beard to observe how much grayer it gets, calling it his “mortality beard.”
  • Bobby: “Every year I grow it out, it gets a little grayer… it’s my mortality beard.” [07:34]
• Current Beard: He plans to keep it until Arkansas loses a football game, turning it into a “good luck beard.”

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5. Injuries Segment (Incl. Eddie’s Wife’s Accident)

[14:16, 38:42]

• Clint Black’s Story: Bobby shares an interview clip about the country star falling off a stage and sustaining major back injuries.
• Team Injury Stories:
  • Amy: Threw out her back sneezing at age 23.
  • Eddie: Severe childhood tendon injury and a recent broken arm from roller skating.
  • Bobby: Shoulder injury on Dancing With the Stars, getting weekly injections to keep dancing.
• Eddie’s Wife:
  • Recently struck on the head by a foul baseball at their child’s practice.
  • She felt woozy and nearly lost hearing; they consulted a doctor friend who said “watch for stroke-like symptoms,” and concluded it was likely a concussion.

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6. Wedding Etiquette: “Free Wedding” Invite Debate

[09:41]

• Listener Email: Complains about being invited to a “free” wedding—free for the couple, but all guests must pay for the event itself instead of giving traditional gifts.
• Debate:
  • Bobby’s take: “If you’re gonna give money anyway, who cares what you give it to?” [10:54]
  • Amy: Would prefer it’s not both a gift and payment for the party.

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7. Good News Stories & Morning Corny

[20:38, 42:37]

• Daily Good News:

  • Two teens use their truck to stop a car swerving due to a diabetic emergency, saving the driver.
  • A man known as “Halloween Herm” in Kentucky decorates his yard with over 300 Halloween props for charity and claims a world record. [40:58]

• Morning Corny Segment:

  • A dog joke inadvertently crosses FCC lines (Amy’s “Shih Tzu” pun), leading to a hilarious, awkward moment and Bobby insisting it can only be heard in the podcast version.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On The Price Is Right Odds
  • Bobby: “All I’m doing is going with...they only pick eight or nine people...[Lunchbox] is wild and crazy...if it’s just personality, he’s the guy.” [04:32]
• On Wedding Gifting
  • Bobby: “I think gifting at weddings is dumb. I think you should just put it into a money fund for the person.” [12:20]
• On Overdoing It at Auditions
  • Lunchbox: “Maybe I was too much. Sitting down last night in my hotel room I realized, maybe I gotta put the phone away.” [71:05]
• Mortality Beard
  • Bobby: “I grow it out every year to look in the mirror and be like, dang.” [07:49]
• On Concussions
  • Eddie: “She said she felt like she got hit by a baseball bat and couldn’t hear...the doctor said watch for stroke-like symptoms.” [39:28]

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Key Timestamps

• 02:52 – Show opens, Price Is Right speculation begins
• 07:33 – Bobby’s “mortality beard” ritual and football superstitions
• 14:16 – Worst injuries ever (Clint Black’s story & team injuries)
• 20:38 – Good news: Teens stop runaway car, diabetic man saved
• 26:30 – Listener’s worst first date: the awkward massage
• 30:24 – Sounds of the 2000s game launch
• 38:42 – Eddie’s wife struck by baseball, concussion discussion
• 42:37 – Morning Corny: dog jokes, on-air censorship mishap
• 50:37 & 61:05 – Lunchbox details “The Price Is Right” experience
• 69:00-71:40 – Dramatic unspooling: Did Lunchbox get called? (He did not. Self-reflection follows.)

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Tone & Language

• Energetic, goofy, and self-deprecating
• Heavy use of running gags (e.g., Lunchbox’s antics), playful competitiveness, and honest, unfiltered reactions.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic example of The Bobby Bones Show:
You’ll get behind-the-scenes banter, firsthand stories about anxieties, embarrassing moments, and personal victories/losses. It’s equally about supporting (and lightly roasting) one another—all delivered in a lively, relatable way.

Expect a lot of laughs, ongoing inside jokes, and a few unexpectedly heartfelt moments—especially as the team reflects on disappointments, brushes with real-life danger, and what actually matters (like not taking yourself too seriously in pursuit of a dream, even if the dream is just getting on a game show).

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Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

Two rich young Americans move to the.

[Bobby Bones]

Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one of them will end up.

[Lunchbox]

Dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home.

[Bobby Bones]

But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one.

[Lunchbox]

Everything spins out of control. Listen to hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of Heavyweight.

[Eddie]

And so I pointed the gun at him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Bobby Bones]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago.

[Amy]

How can a 101 year old woman fall in love again?

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here we go. Come on, Bobby.

[Amy]

Bobby Bones transmitting across America.

[Lunchbox]

Turn it up.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby Bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Thursday's show. Morning, studio. Morning. All right, I have three things on my mind. First off, lunchbox. Getting on the prizes. Right? We don't know if he got on yesterday. He'll check in later. Do we think he got on the show? Like, really, if you had to bet money, someone said, here's a free $100 bill. Do you think he got on the show, Amy?

[Amy]

I'm gonna say yes, because I'm trying to just be positive about the whole thing, so why not?

[Eddie]

But what do you really think?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what I really think.

[Bobby Bones]

So, but someone gave you, okay, a free $10,000 to bet on it.

[Amy]

Bet on it.

[Bobby Bones]

That money can only be used for betting. So it's not about a positive mojo. No sort of vibes. It's just if you're right, you get $20,000. If you're wrong, you lose it. What do you bet?

[Amy]

So if I say he didn't get on and he didn't, I get $20,000.

[Bobby Bones]

Someone gave you $10,000 to bet 10.

[Amy]

I know, but you said I get $20,000 if you win. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Bones]

Why is everything complicated?

[Eddie]

You just win the bet.

[Bobby Bones]

You just win the bet of $10,000, but you can't keep the $10,000.

[Amy]

Betting's hard for me.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. So what would you bet?

[Amy]

I'm still gonna bet on him.

[Eddie]

Okay, Eddie, look, man, I'm gonna be realistic.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go.

[Eddie]

Can you give me $10,000 to bet on it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm saying he did not get in, okay?

[Bobby Bones]

Because.

[Eddie]

Just because I think that he was so confused about what to do and how loud to be and how not to be. I think he just didn't do it.

[Bobby Bones]

I would bet he didn't get on, but not because of anything to do with him. All I'm doing is going with. They only pick eight or nine people. Like, the odds from that entire group. I'm just using data here. I think if it's just personality, they're looking for a wild and crazy guy. Like, he's the guy.

[Eddie]

He's wild and crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

He is. You have a. Again, nine. They take nine people out of 300.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's. I mean, yeah, the numbers are.

[Bobby Bones]

So I would bet no. And we have secret words that possibly he can say later in the show if he did get on.

[Eddie]

Because the heavy favor is no.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, because of the numbers. But you can have low numbers, but you can actually lift the percentage. Like, if you're so undeniable. Because that's. You factor that in.

[Amy]

Is he?

[Bobby Bones]

So undeniable. Is he?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo, what do you think? Would you bet on it? Well, if I'm going the way they do it on game day, you never want everybody to say no or everybody to say yes. She's already said yes and we've said no.

[Eddie]

Right. Good.

[Bobby Bones]

It just seems like it's heavy weighted right now. Two to one, right? You guys are saying no. Yeah, it's two to one. It's really not that heavy weighted. I think he gets on. Okay. A version of it that makes no sense. He gets called down. Got it. But then doesn't take advantage of the opportunity. Correct. That would be.

[Amy]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be a nightmare for him.

[Eddie]

So sad.

[Amy]

I think. I think he'd rather not get called down.

[Bobby Bones]

Me, too. I would rather not get called down than to get the call and then. Bomb.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. If that happened to him and he comes in rageful sometimes and, like, we get scared of him, that'd be a tough day. That's what you think happens, right? Attaboy. That, or maybe just because he is a jock, maybe they do some online twist where he's able to go on the website or something that we. Jock?

[Eddie]

What do you mean, like an athlete?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's his. That's his angle. He's going to be in a suit. He's a radio jock. He's got a design, a radio job. Every one of us are like.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think there's a twist where they can maybe do something on Instagram with him, but he doesn't actually make it on the tv. Really? To play the game?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

So we'll find out maybe later. So that's number one. Number two, I got a message from somebody. I'm going to read it to you. Hey, Bobby, I'm catching up on the show. Listening to the October 10th episode regarding your lactose intolerance. Because I was like, I can't eat cheese. And there's nothing that I found that can really help me. They write, I'm super lactose intolerant. I started in college and my doctor said to use lactate. Over time, my body acclimated to the lactate and my doctor said, no problem. Just keep adding a pill if you need one.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

20Ish years later, I. I only take lactate for special meals, but I have to eat 15 pills a meal.

[Eddie]

I told you, dude, that is. You did not want to get there yeah, that's not.

[Amy]

That isn't.

[Lunchbox]

That's the whole meal.

[Bobby Bones]

You're full from the pills. You don't even need to cheese. You're already full.

[Eddie]

You're eating lactate with a side of meals.

[Bobby Bones]

She says I can eat pizza or queso, but I have to space out my dairy choices. So the pills are still effective. Hope this helps. Love the show. That's very nice of you. Thank you for sending the message. That's from Kelsey Lynn, but that's a lot of bills.

[Eddie]

I told you, dude. My father in law, he eats ice cream. He's got 10 pills.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Eddie]

And he does it every time I see him.

[Bobby Bones]

That's so much work just to eat those pills. The other thing, the final thing I want to talk about is. So I have. I've been growing out my beard a little bit. It's kind of a once a year thing where I check my mortality. It's my mortality beard.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, because every year I grow it out, it gets a little grayer. Like it's gray on the sides. Like there's a little brown here.

[Amy]

But how does that impact your mortality?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm dying.

[Amy]

No, but every. Yeah, obviously every year you're closer to death. But why you need a beard? To tell you that?

[Bobby Bones]

It just to remind me. Yeah, it's my mortality beard.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

And I grow it out every year to sit, just look in the mirror and be like, dang. I got pictures of it all through the years.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And so my mortality beard. I hate it. Got it. Because I. One, I don't like a beard. Number two, what's up?

[Amy]

I love a beard.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, thanks. On me. I thank you.

[Amy]

Second, secondly, it's anybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Not that at all. It itches. And also it's getting grayer. Right. And so I've decided that I'm gonna leave it until Arkansas loses football game. It's my mortality. Arkansas, good luck beard until they lose one. Yep.

[Amy]

Oh, well, so.

[Eddie]

So then you're gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, don't be rude.

[Eddie]

Few days.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, don't be rude. As long as they win. This is my mortality. Bobby Petrino beard.

[Eddie]

Who do you guys play this week?

[Bobby Bones]

Texas A M. Top five.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Amy]

Okay. Hook them.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's a safe one.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Amy, that's your school. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. So this beer, I'm gonna leave it because I believe you don't get anything great without pain. And the pain is going to be me having to look at myself in the mirror looking at my mortality as we keep winning games. So my mortality. Bobby Petrino. Our new coach for now. Beard. And so as long as we're winning, I keep the beard going. That's the third thing. Okay. I've been thinking about this morning.

[Eddie]

I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I think you're safe on not growing the beard too long, but feels rude. That would be cool, though. Did you imagine you have, like a long beard and you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

We end up winning the national championship.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

What if you do win the national championship?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we'd have three losses. I don't know. We can get there.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Possibly with only 2sec losses as a chance, but we have to win every game. I would not shave it throughout the.

[Eddie]

Rest of the year.

[Bobby Bones]

It would just be who I am.

[Eddie]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. It would just be who I am. Mortal.

[Eddie]

Get dying.

[Bobby Bones]

Slowly, slowly dying and watching it in the mirror. So odds for lunchbox. Covered. Lactaid. Funny story. Covered.

[Lunchbox]

Mortality.

[Bobby Bones]

Beard. Covered. Mortality. Arkansas beard. Covered. All right. I feel pretty caught up. Hello, Bobby Bones. I got invited to a wedding where the couple's doing something they're calling a free wedding. But here's the catch. It's only free for them. Instead of having the wedding that they can afford, they're asking every guest to pitch in and pay for the actual wedding. Like, literally sending out a breakdown of costs and saying things like, if everyone contributes a little, we can all celebrate together a lot. But isn't that what gifts are for? I don't mind buying a present or contributing to a honeymoon fund, but now we're expected to pay for the event itself. I get that weddings are pricey, but if you can't afford the kind of party you want, maybe scale back. Am I being unreasonable? Sign annoyed wedding guest. My answer to this is, if you're going to give money anyway, who cares what you give it to? And for they're not asking you to double whatever you were going to pay for a gift. They're giving you a breakout. It's weird that the whole gift thing at weddings is weird anyway.

[Amy]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a bunch of crap you don't use for the most part.

[Amy]

But. No, no, it's just when you register, it's now we got a bunch of.

[Bobby Bones]

Crap we don't use, and we register for crap we didn't use, like just give cash. I think just giving cash is the ultimate. It's the best. It's the universal gift. You don't have stuff that breaks. You have to take back stuff you don't use. So I don't mean, like, the art of gifting is useless at Weddings, I mean, like just buying like a toaster and you feel the pressure to go and register for stuff you don't even want or you won't.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're going, you're with a gun, or you're online doing your thing and you're like, well, these towels, I mean, I probably wouldn't buy them myself, but so you end up also picking things that people get you that you really didn't love anyway. You'd rather just have the money to pay a bill. So I don't hate this because weddings are all just asking for money anyway. If it's a gift, if it's a honey, what's the difference in a honeymoon fund and a wedding fund?

[Amy]

Yeah, but you do that and you get the party though this. You get to have fun. Like you're, you're contributing towards it and you get to celebrate with them. They say, I'm all for.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm okay with the people saying, please pay for our wedding. It's weird. But as long as you're not, hey, pay for the wedding and also get us a gift. And also. Yeah, pay for our honeymoon.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just like, here's a one time fee. We're getting married and we know you're going to spend the money on something because that's what our culture does. We would just love to put that money toward a wedding that everybody can enjoy. That way it doesn't feel so selfish.

[Amy]

Yeah. If they had the wedding fund and by the way, here's where we're registered then.

[Eddie]

Too much.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless it's an or.

[Amy]

Okay or.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I think there's just, there's one gift, one amount of money. I think gifting at weddings is dumb. I think you should just put it into a money fund for the person. They can use it wherever they want. And if they want those weird orange towels, they can go get them. Because again, when you register for a wedding, you want like six things. The other stuff, you're like, oh, that'd be cool if we had it. And the rest of the stuff's like, I don't know if we like this or not, but I don't want to only put 13 things up there because we have 80 people coming to the wedding. Yeah, I do an hour on this topic. So you email her. Don't get your panties in a wad over something. There's no need to get them in a wad for just. You were going to spend money on a gift. You're going to spend money on something. Okay. Put it Toward the wedding. Yeah, you get to go and do that. Do the have fun thing. You buy them a toaster. You probably never get toast from that thing.

[Amy]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

Not one toast piece.

[Amy]

Probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Don't be annoyed to be annoyed at culture, at Western American wedding culture. That's what you should be annoyed at.

[Amy]

To be clear, I don't totally hate registries and gifts for weddings. Like, I think when you're starting out, there's a lot of things you don't realize that you need as a couple. And some of us are getting married older and older, so it's not quite the same as it used to be, because people were marrying in their 20s and they really had nothing. Whereas, Bobby, you got married later in life, like, you had things. Like you had a home. You had everything.

[Bobby Bones]

I was almost dead when I was getting married. But I think even if you're new new, you don't even know what you need yet. I think that if you're gonna do that registry, it should be. Our registry will be open one year after our wedding date, because then we'll know what we need.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I think that's how long you have to get the gift and forget.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

And also then send thank you notes.

[Bobby Bones]

Speaking of which, I gotta send some thank you notes out from our website.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Five years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. A little late.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. There you go. Thank you for the email a little bit. And I mean this as respectfully as possible. Just get over yourself. That's it. Not a big deal. We all have to hear that sometimes. All right, close it up, bones. I love Clint Black. I fell off the stage in Canada.

[Lunchbox]

In 2015, but I couldn't see.

[Bobby Bones]

We were in an arena and concrete floor, and I couldn't see the ground. And so I wasn't able to time the bending of the knees. And I landed on my right heel with a straight leg, and it ruptured.

[Lunchbox]

A disc in my lumbar.

[Bobby Bones]

I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how. I just got up and finished the show. I iced it all the next day, which was a day off. And then I had two more shows, and then I got on a. A plane, flew to la, and by the time I got to the airport, I had to request a wheelchair.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that sucks. And so I'm gonna ask you guys about your worst injury ever. But, you know, he said he tried to tough it out and tried to do some shows, but the doctor was like, hey, you can't do that. I would only go as far as my surgeon would tell me, I could go. Two days later, I went in for injection, try to see if that would maybe it was just bulging and had images, and you couldn't really tell. The next day, he had to do surgery. And he told me post op, he said, you would have never been able to endure this. There's so much debris just lacerating nerves. I'd have been so mad at the people who were supposed to put tape on the stage. Yeah. Because he still hurts. Like, he was at the house. He was at my back. Still hurts. Obviously, that's not something you get over. Worst injury you ever had, Amy. Yeah.

[Amy]

So when I was about 23 or 24, I was at work and I sneezed.

[Bobby Bones]

Our work.

[Amy]

No, it was the job I had before I came to work with y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All.

[Amy]

So right before, actually, so I was in sales. I was on my feet a lot, and I would wear heels, and I don't know if that was just, you know, wreaking havoc on my back. I sneezed and bent over to sneeze and then couldn't get back up. I'm in it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's on TV shows where people are like, oh, yeah.

[Amy]

But I was, you know, young, twenties. I live on my own. I dropped. My mom had to come pick me up from work. She had to load me in the backseat of her car, like, laying down and drive me to the doctor. And my spine sort of looked like it was twisted. When you looked at it, like, what happened?

[Bobby Bones]

Because it wasn't the sneeze. The sneeze was, like, the last thread.

[Amy]

Right. I guess my back was already in pain, but I was managing it.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess you have, like, scoliosis or something Life or.

[Lunchbox]

Did you ever heard.

[Amy]

It sort of looked like. I mean, everything was just pulling. I don't know. I can't explain it. It was the most bizarre thing. I sneezed and I could not get up.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And I couldn't drive. I mean, I literally. My mom was at her job. I had to call her. She had to come get me. Like, I worked. It was not convenient for her at all whatsoever.

[Bobby Bones]

Were you hurting really badly or could. Were you just locked and it didn't hurt? It did hurt real bad.

[Amy]

Like, if I tried to move, it hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you lay, though? Like, you were. And it not hurt, but you had to stay down?

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, if I was bent and hunched over like this. Yeah, I felt fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You know, and then I remember, like, bouncing on a ball, a lot and go. I saw multiple doctors. I didn't have to have surgery or anything, but that's when I went to the chiropractor that put bowling shoes on me and wiggled my feet. And you're like, right when you got there, you take off your shoes and you put on bowling shoes. But that's. So all of her patients could have an even playing field because everybody's feet are different. But if you all have on the bowling shoes, then it helped her figure stuff out. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

She.

[Amy]

She. She saved me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird one that you're just now from a sneeze stuck there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Mine.

[Lunchbox]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

When I did Dancing with the Stars, I fell my first week. Like, I was so excited that I actually finished the first dance because I never even finished in a practice. And I fell and I tore the top of my shoulder. I tore like, a ligament, like, on my trap, basically, which is just. Basically the top of the shoulder, that muscle. And so I was like, oh, no, I can't lift my arm. Like, I could not lift my right arm even. Even with my shoulder, even. Even if that makes sense. And so I had to go to the Titans, the NFL team doctor here. And I went, hey, like, first of all, like, they made me go to the doctor, like, what's wrong? And he's like, well, you have a tear, but you can't really hurt it anymore. But it's gonna hurt real bad. But if you can take the pain, you can. I can clear you to keep going because they don't want to have to pay if. Or the lawsuit. Let's say I just keep dancing and they. It gets worse and I keep hurting it. They'll fail. You know, I have to pay that. So they shot me up, basically. Not the Titans. I found a doctor in la, privately, away from the show, and I got shot up every week because I couldn't lift my arm up. And when I could dance, I could lift my arm up because I got an injection, like. Like a pro athlete. Felt pretty. Pro athlete. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You were like Clint Black. You just kept. Kept playing shows.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, except I didn't stop. I. I didn't stop till the championship.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

He was in a wheelchair at the airport. Yeah, not me. Yeah, that one sucked. I called my doctor the other day because my ankle's killing me. I, like, tore some cartilage in about a year ago, and it's just not getting better. It's never going to get better. And I was like, shoot me up, Doc. And he's like, it ain't that easy, so I got to go back to somewhere else.

[Eddie]

Eddie, man, I'm debating with. I had one when I was 8 years old. It was really bad. Like, I was playing hide and seek at somebody's house, and I was under the bed, and you know how under the bed, there's like. Like these roller balls and just a bunch of sharp edges connected to that. And I guess my. My heel or, like, my Achilles area was touching one of those sharp edges. And so when I was about to get caught under the bed, I ran out, and it just caught the back of my.

[Bobby Bones]

Cut it, dude.

[Eddie]

It went all the way down to the. The Achilles tendon.

[Amy]

Did you have to go get stitches?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, stitches. And they had to tear. They had to stitch the. The tendon together. It was bad. I was out for, like, months.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have any adult ones?

[Eddie]

I mean, when I fell roller skating, dude, that was really bad. And I broke my arm.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, recent, too. That's really recent.

[Eddie]

That one hurts so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's like, if you had done that 20 years ago, it would have sucked, but not been as bad. But now you're older.

[Eddie]

I've never felt pain like that. Like, really.

[Bobby Bones]

It was, like, electric.

[Eddie]

Because I didn't go to the hospital right away, so I try to sleep, and every time I moved anyway, my arm just. It was, like, just pain up and down my arm. Brutal.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's. I don't know what it's like. I've never broken anything.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I would say that out loud.

[Amy]

Y' all said that to me last time I said it.

[Eddie]

I'm pretty sure I said it out loud on the show. And then I broke my foot, and now I broke my arm right after that.

[Bobby Bones]

So you might have caught hers. Then she said it. So when you say that, somebody here is going to break something.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. All right. You can hear my entire Clint Black interview up on the Bobby Cast. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

There was two buddies driving down the road in a pickup truck when they noticed a driver next to him swerving into the ditch. Out of the ditch, into the ditch, back onto the road, and they're like, man, we got to do something. And so they took their truck, got in front of the car, and made the car stop. Turns out the old man was suffering from low blood sugar, and so he was going into a diabetic shock, and.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom, they saved him for a couple reasons. This is really cool. One, because they noticed it and thought, hey, this person's not drunk, we need to do something. They could have called. The second thing is they put their own car and even life at risk to let the car hit it because that's, that's that commitment to go, okay, I'm going to deal with insurance.

[Eddie]

I'm about to mess up my car.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Because I don't even know what's really wrong with the person. Like you're, you're betting at this point, once you get close, something's bad. Something bad's happening. But I'm going to let them hit my car because we all know what a pain in the butt that is.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The rental.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's a good one. And everything's good.

[Lunchbox]

Everything's good. The 19 year old and 15 year old in the truck were given a little certificate by the city of the Maze police department.

[Bobby Bones]

They got to get morning certificate guys. Get them like a 500, like a.

[Eddie]

Cart of chilies or something. Oh, that'd be nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Of all the gofundmes, they just give me a certificate. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

Do you like free money?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, today's your lucky day. Better Picks is offering a free $10 just for signing up. Download the Better app, pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Hey, it's Ed Helms.

[Eddie]

And welcome back to snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu. Every single episode.

[Amy]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop. What?

[Lunchbox]

Ernie Shackleton sounds like a solid 70s.

[Bobby Bones]

Basketball player who still wore knee pads.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

It's going to be a whole lot of history, a whole lot of funny.

[Bobby Bones]

And a whole lot of guests.

[Eddie]

The great Paul Scheer made me feel good. I'm like, oh, wow, Angela and Jenna, I am so psyched you're here.

[Amy]

What was that like for you to soft launch into the show?

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry, Jenna.

[Lunchbox]

I'll be asking the questions today.

[Amy]

I forgot whose podcast we were doing.

[Bobby Bones]

Nick Kroll.

[Eddie]

I hope this story is good enough to get you to toss that sandwich. So let's see how it goes. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of Heavyweight, I help a centenarian mend a broken heart.

[Amy]

How can a hundred and one year old woman fall in love again?

[Bobby Bones]

And I help a man atone for an armed robbery he committed at 14 years old. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Eddie]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Bobby Bones]

And he got down. And I remember feeling kind of a surge of like, okay, this is power. Plus, my old friend Gregor and his brother tried to solve my problems through hypnotism.

[Amy]

We could give you a whole brand.

[Eddie]

New thing where you're like super charming.

[Bobby Bones]

All the time, being more able to look people in the eye. Always hide behind a microphone. Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

It's Anna Ortiz and I'm Mark and Delicato.

[Amy]

You might know us as Hilda and.

[Bobby Bones]

Justin from Ugly Betty. We played mother and son on the.

[Amy]

Show, but in real life we're best friends.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm all grown up now.

[Amy]

Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Bathy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yay. Woo hoo.

[Amy]

Can you believe it has been almost 20 years?

[Bobby Bones]

I. That's not even possible. You're the only one that looks that much different.

[Amy]

I look exactly the same. We're rewatching the series from start to.

[Bobby Bones]

Finish and getting into all the fashions, the drama, and the behind the scenes moments that you've never heard before. You're going to hear from guests like America Ferreira, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons. Each and every one. All of a sudden, like, someone, like.

[Amy]

Comes running up to me and it's Salma Hayek. And she's like, you are my Ugly Betty. And I was like, what is she even talking about? Listen to Viva Betty.

[Lunchbox]

As part of the My Cultura podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple.

[Amy]

Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here's a voicemail from a listener.

[Amy]

So I started dating this guy last.

[Bobby Bones]

Year and we went on our first date and he took me to get a massage.

[Amy]

I'm like, okay, cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we were in separate rooms, and.

[Amy]

I hear him in there moaning. And I'm like, okay, well, my lady.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in there, you know, undressed. And my lady kept walking out of the room. And I'm like, okay, I'm just laying here naked. So he's in there moaning.

[Amy]

Don't to this day, still don't know why. So there's that. Y' all have a good day show.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Megan from Columbus, Georgia. Thank you, Megan from Columbus, Georgia. What a weird first date. Yeah, a couple's massage for a first, but different room.

[Amy]

Different.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know what? It probably would have been even weirder in the same room.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's all weird.

[Lunchbox]

All weird.

[Bobby Bones]

And then the loud moaning. Like that's a big turn off.

[Eddie]

So what's she insinuating? That she was going in there?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think she was insinuating nothing except it was weird and she never dated the guy again.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then it was just all weird because her massage person kept leaving for whatever reason.

[Eddie]

Leaving her alone.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Cuz I don't think she was thinking anything funny business was happening.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I mean right now, like, I have this spot in my back where if you were to massage it, I would moan, make a noise like it hurts. So maybe he was, like, away from that then. Maybe he was in a lot of pain.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. But a weird first date.

[Amy]

Very weird.

[Bobby Bones]

All back to that.

[Amy]

The point of a first date is to get to know the person. If you're getting a massage, there's no communication.

[Eddie]

You know what? She got to know him pretty well.

[Amy]

Yeah. That he's.

[Eddie]

He's a weirdo.

[Bobby Bones]

Intimately. She got to know that. His vocal stylings. Intimately. Yeah, that's weird. Don't go on a first date to get massages.

[Amy]

I've never heard of that, honestly. Have you?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I would. Yeah, no, I. I just can't justify it. It's very. It's very intimate.

[Eddie]

Like, my brain wouldn't even go there. Like, first date.

[Amy]

Oh, my God. Let's go get a massage and not.

[Bobby Bones]

Talk in two different rooms.

[Amy]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

So weird. I do want to talk to Caroline now. We will talk to Lunchbox coming up in a little bit, because Lunchbox is in California. We don't know if he got on the prices right yesterday. We'll talk to him in a little bit. But, hey, Caroline, you are on in Boston. So you had friends that won the prices, right? Right.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And then.

[Amy]

So they had to sign an NDA, and they couldn't talk about it or get their prize until after the show aired. Oh, didn't even get their prize till after it aired.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's probably the. The leverage do they hold against you now. If you don't win, though, who cares?

[Eddie]

What's the leverage for? So you don't say anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like, you sign an NDA that says they could sue you, and you also don't get your prize, because if you do, they can keep that from you. That keeps you from saying anything if you win. What could they say?

[Amy]

I don't remember. So this is probably, like, 10 years ago that they won.

[Bobby Bones]

I just know that they couldn't talk about it, and they didn't get their.

[Amy]

Prize until after the show aired.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know if they were, like, a big winner? Like, did they actually win some really cool stuff?

[Amy]

No, they. They just got, like, an island. Movable island. So it wasn't the big prize, but.

[Bobby Bones]

It was something small, like a movable island. Like, in a kitchen island. Yeah, because I was like, they gave her a whole island.

[Eddie]

Yeah, when it moves.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. He just tugboat that thing somewhere new. Okay, so we're curious as to what Lunchbox can tell us coming up. I think if he didn't get on, he can say, I didn't get on. I also don't want to get him in trouble. Right. Also, Amy was talking about her back hurting. She just did a weird thing with her neck. Is that what's hurting you right now?

[Amy]

Yeah, it's like my back, my neck, everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's almost that song.

[Amy]

That's why I stopped.

[Bobby Bones]

My back.

[Amy]

My Everywhere Hurts doesn't rhyme.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Caroline, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, see you later. We'll talk to Lunchbox. Coming up in just a little bit. Bones, if I play this sound. Amy, do you know what this sound is? Can you identify that?

[Amy]

Well, when there was just, like, one, and it was at a different rhythm, like, it was singing, like, messages popping up, but. But once they started, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I.

[Amy]

That's what I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

So it does kind of sound like messages. Play one more time.

[Amy]

And then that.

[Bobby Bones]

That.

[Amy]

The weird rhythm there made me change my mind to something.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what it is?

[Eddie]

No, I don't, but it does sound like messages.

[Amy]

Whoop.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Except not consistent. Yeah, different tones. It's the TiVo. Bloops and beeps. I never had a TiVo. Yeah, by the time the TiVo blew up, DVR was starting, and it was part of, like, the cable package, so I had dvr, but for those that don't, don't know, and you're too young. When DVR happened and you could pause television, it was like aliens landed.

[Eddie]

It was groundbreaking.

[Bobby Bones]

It was that crazy to us. We're like, what? You can pause tv? It was caller ID and DVR as far as, like, technology that affected us day to day, where we can control it. It was. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I was like, I can't believe we get to pause tv. And I. In picture. In picture when that happened. When you do two pictures in once, and for a while, that was a thing.

[Eddie]

Amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys have no idea. Or star six, seven. You can block your number. There are all these big things in our life, but TiVo's announced they're shutting down, so because of that, that's the Tebow sound. And I'm gonna play some sounds of the 2000s and see if you can name what it is. Now, lunchbox is not here. Amy, Eddie, Morgan, you can play too. And Raymunda, let's do five of these. Let's see how they do. Morgan probably will suck at this because she's probably a little too young. All right, here we go. Number one, sounds from the 2000s. I need specificity.

[Amy]

Amen.

[Eddie]

Amen.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you in over there?

[Amy]

Yeah. I'm debating, for whatever reason, you're taking.

[Bobby Bones]

A nap or something.

[Amy]

No, just checked out. Okay, what do you got? AOL alert.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I have a T Mobile ring.

[Amy]

Oh, T mobile.

[Bobby Bones]

He's wrong too. Morgan.

[Amy]

Skype call?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's the first iPhone ringtone.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, here we go. Sounds from the 2000s.

[Lunchbox]

It's definitely a no for me, dog.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

What? It's definitely a no for me, dog.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know kind of what that is?

[Amy]

I mean, I've definitely heard that, and I think I've even said that, but I don't have any idea where it is.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know the root? You don't know the origin? No.

[Eddie]

Interesting. I. I would have thought that she would know that.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I have a guess, but.

[Amy]

I don't think it's correct.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have? Love and hip hop.

[Amy]

Amy, That's Randy Jackson on American Idol.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I have American Idol. I mean, we know it's Randy Jackson. I just wrote American Idol down.

[Amy]

Did you know his name?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to have to not give it to Eddie.

[Eddie]

That's a no for me, dog. We all know it's random, but that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Not Simon or Paula. I'm gonna have to not give you that point. I know, man. That's not just an American Idol sound. That's Randy Jackson on American Idol. If you would have said just ringtone. The last one, I would have given it to you. It's an iPhone ringtone.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm gonna be very specific now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, I literally. You know what? Good point, Amy. Yellow card.

[Eddie]

All the time.

[Amy]

Yeah, exactly. And I get yellow cards all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you don't get them all the time. You know. What yellow cards. Were you saying that? That's a lie. Two yellow cards now. All right, next up.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. She can go in as fast as she.

[Eddie]

There's no way she wrote that that fast.

[Amy]

I'm in, and I'm writing it down. Louisa.

[Bobby Bones]

Louisa. One more time.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

Morgan, who wants to be a Millionaire?

[Eddie]

Eddie, I wrote down who wants to be a Millionaire?

[Amy]

Amy, who wants to be a millionaire?

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. The actual answer is who Wants to be a Millionaire? Hosted by Regis Film and weeknights on abc.

[Eddie]

I was gonna say after Regis says. Is that your final answer? That's the sound.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good. All right, next up.

[Eddie]

Amen.

[Amy]

Amen.

[Bobby Bones]

Wazza wan.

[Amy]

I know it's a TV show and.

[Bobby Bones]

I know it's a character, but I cannot tell you.

[Amy]

Like, Family Matters is all that's coming to mind. Or Steve Urkel, but I don't think it's Steve Urkel, so I'm just gonna go with Family Matters.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Amy.

[Amy]

Budweiser commercial.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I wrote down Bud Light commercial.

[Bobby Bones]

It is Budweiser commercial. The what's up, guys? And Budweiser commercial.

[Eddie]

Those are so great, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they debuted on the super bowl back in the day. Yeah, Morgan, you're way off on that one.

[Amy]

Yeah. Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy has a. She can't lose now, so she can this Would be number five. Yeah, go ahead.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

One more time, please.

[Bobby Bones]

Why not.

[Amy]

2000S? Like, anytime in the 2000s.

[Bobby Bones]

When do I answer questions? You can't lose, though, so. I know.

[Eddie]

No stress.

[Bobby Bones]

Just hold us time.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Amy, hbo, Morgan, a Mac turning on Eddie.

[Eddie]

I have Microsoft Windows when you turn it on.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Windows when you turn it on. So Eddie got a point, but Amy three, Eddie two, Morgan one. Amy's our winner.

[Eddie]

Hey, all right.

[Bobby Bones]

This is Amy only. She's our victory lap. All right, Go ahead, Raymundo.

[Amy]

When you girls proud of her, does a man start talking?

[Bobby Bones]

Are you having a stroke?

[Amy]

Oh, I'm trying to picture the commercial that. That plays. Then it's like, you know, it plays.

[Bobby Bones]

I. We'll play it again. Then you do the thing that you think happens.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You go.

[Amy]

Have you ever just been out on the tractor for a long day, and I don't know if it's that you need a beer or you need to run back to Home Depot?

[Eddie]

Oh, interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you lunchbox One more time.

[Amy]

Sounds like one more time. How doers get more done.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're thinking Home Depot.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it, Eddie?

[Eddie]

It's Jackass.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Jackass TV show.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. Guy coming out.

[Bobby Bones]

It is funny, though. You did. You were a bit convincing, though, because it did kind of sound like that. Once she did the voice, I thought.

[Eddie]

She was doing, like, a lawyer commercial. Like, did you get injured?

[Amy]

Morgan and Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next one.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

Breaking Bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. Next one. Can you hear me now? Good.

[Amy]

Verizon.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. Next one.

[Amy]

Bare necessities. Simple Bare necessities.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it?

[Lunchbox]

Do that again.

[Amy]

Bear necessity. Now. That's all that's in my head.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good, though. That's almost it, though. Bear necessities.

[Amy]

That's the first thing that came to my mind.

[Bobby Bones]

It's curb your enthusiasm.

[Amy]

I don't watch that. Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh, good shirt.

[Amy]

Yeah, I hear that.

[Bobby Bones]

We got a couple of those. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Imax.

[Bobby Bones]

No, thx.

[Eddie]

That was a staple.

[Bobby Bones]

Thx.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that I'd have got that one. Next one.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. 24.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Yeah. The show.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

24. Next one.

[Eddie]

That's hot.

[Amy]

Oh, Paris Hilton on the Simple Life. Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job. And last one. Skype. Correct. Sky. Good job. Yeah. She's the winner. And she did good.

[Eddie]

Good job.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a good laugh. Out of bare necessity. We just did a segment yesterday on if this injury happens to you, don't avoid it. Eddie's wife get hit in the head with a baseball.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's crazy, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Game. Practice.

[Eddie]

It was practice, but I wasn't there. She took my son to practice. They're all six year olds, so who would think an accident would happen at six year old baseball practice?

[Bobby Bones]

Was she in the bleachers?

[Eddie]

She was in the bleachers talking to another mom and somebody hit a little pop fly. A foul ball went over the fence, hit her right on the top of the head.

[Amy]

Oh my. That's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

What did we just talk about on the show? If you get like a, a hit on the head and you feel any like sleepy oozy doozy, you got to go to the doctor. Yeah. What happened to her?

[Eddie]

So she just drove home. Like she was like.

[Lunchbox]

But did it.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it a knot or was like, oh, a woozy.

[Eddie]

No, not. She said that she felt like she got hit by a baseball bat and that she really couldn't hear. She said that. She said that one of the parents was just like, are you okay? It sounded like, like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's just. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So then she, after she stayed for the rest of the practice, then brought the kids home and she walked to the door and that's when they all told me like, mom got hit by a baseball. And I was like, what is happening? She's like, I'm fine. I'm just a little tired. I'm gonna go lay down.

[Bobby Bones]

So have you checked her this morning?

[Eddie]

No, she. She's fine. She's fine. She's still alive. But like we have a friend that's a, that's a doctor. So we called her, like, that's good. And so we made sure and she said it's okay. Really. The only thing you're trying to see is if you have any stroke like symptoms to make sure you don't have a brain bleed. Other than that, if you have a concussion, which it sounds like you probably have a concussion but you can't go.

[Bobby Bones]

To sleep if you have a concussion.

[Eddie]

She said that they're not going to do it. Even if you go to the doctor, they're not going to do anything about.

[Bobby Bones]

A concussion except maybe stay awake.

[Eddie]

Maybe just watch her, monitor her.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you monitor her?

[Eddie]

I did for as long as I could fall asleep. But it's a tricky situation.

[Bobby Bones]

It is because you don't want to go to the doctor because that costs money. It costs time.

[Eddie]

And it was late at night, so.

[Bobby Bones]

It would be er. Yeah, yeah, I hear you. And I just thought it was weird. We just, we just talked about this.

[Amy]

I know what if it's like there's a reason, we just talked about it.

[Bobby Bones]

That was a sign.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. I check with her again.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, it's time for the good.

[Amy]

News with producer Eddie.

[Eddie]

There's a man in Kentucky that goes by the name Halloween Herm. And he owns a house and he loves to decorate it every year with scary Halloween costumes and creatures. Ben, he's trying to break the record. The record right now is 300 props. He went over 300 to get that world record.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it.

[Eddie]

That's what I thought too. I'm like, 300 is not that much.

[Bobby Bones]

I break that today.

[Eddie]

But he, he, he decorated it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to take him from Halloween Herm, though.

[Eddie]

Halloween her, man.

[Bobby Bones]

He's huge and big part of his identity.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He even does, like pop culture stuff. So this year the theme is Taylor Swift.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking at it. Wow.

[Eddie]

But that. Not only that, what's really cool is the community comes and checks it out. But while. While people are there looking at it, he collects money to donate to local charities. He's been doing it for years and that's a big part of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Big shout out to Halloween Herm. I wonder if he's known as that even in February.

[Eddie]

Oh, I think year round that's his identity.

[Bobby Bones]

Halloween.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Good story. Halloween Herm. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up in the morning. Now. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Steve Red Hav trying to put you through M's riding this week's next bit and Bobby's on the mic.

[Amy]

So you know what this is?

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby V. Now time for the investigative Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why are there no losers in a dash and hound race?

[Bobby Bones]

Ha.

[Eddie]

Wiener dogs. Because they're all wieners.

[Amy]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job. It's only Eddie and I. By the way. Lunchbox is in here. Go ahead.

[Amy]

How did dog catchers get paid dollars?

[Bobby Bones]

Hounds. Barks. 100 barks. Paws. How did dog nets. How did dog catchers get paid?

[Lunchbox]

Nets.

[Amy]

Net.

[Eddie]

Net gain.

[Bobby Bones]

Net profits.

[Eddie]

Check.

[Bobby Bones]

Credit cards.

[Eddie]

Roughly. How do dog catchers get paid? Running. Running dogs. Fleas.

[Bobby Bones]

Dollars. Pounds. Pounds. Pounds.

[Eddie]

Pounds. By the pound.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, by the pounds.

[Amy]

They get paid by the pound.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't get that one.

[Amy]

What do you call a zoo with no animals except for one dog?

[Eddie]

Solo Only dog. The zoo. The zoo Only has one dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Rough.

[Amy]

What do you call a zoo with no animals except for one dog?

[Bobby Bones]

Solo pup.

[Eddie]

Zoo. Only zoo. Zootopia. Zoo. Man, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, really.

[Eddie]

Is it really easy?

[Amy]

Do you want me to. Do you want me to say something solid? Things are different today because y' all are missing a player.

[Eddie]

We'll take it.

[Amy]

So I feel like I can give a hint.

[Bobby Bones]

No. A solo dog at a zoo.

[Eddie]

Orphan.

[Amy]

I mean, that'd be pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

Solo zoo.

[Amy]

You're at a zoo, and there's. Okay. If you're at a zoo and there's no animals, it's pretty lame, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Right. So if you're at a zoo and there's no animals except for one dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

What do you call that?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Amy]

A Shih Tzu.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We had to beep that. We had to beat that.

[Lunchbox]

Hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

We had to beep that. We had to beep that. The double entendre. No, you can't do that now. It's funny. That might be the funniest joke, but you can't tell that.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, but, Amy, that's a great joke.

[Amy]

Well, I can't tell it, but y' all could guess it.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're listening live, we had to hit the beat button. You can go and hear it on the podcast later today.

[Eddie]

Like, Amy, did you really think that we would say that?

[Amy]

Well, we would talk about that if we. If we. If I were to say, if that's the kind of dog Eddie had, and I said, what kind of dog do you have? Eddie could say it.

[Bobby Bones]

The joke is not the type of dog. The joke is what kind of zoo?

[Amy]

Right. And I'm saying it, but then y' all say, oh, no, you can't.

[Eddie]

Amy. That is an A plus joke, though. Really, really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Great joke. Can't do it. Double. Double meaning.

[Amy]

Would it work for After Dark?

[Bobby Bones]

No, you can't say that on the air.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because of the other meaning of it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So people have to go to the Bobby Boncho podcast to hear that. I don't think you knew it was unable to be said.

[Amy]

I know you can't say the one word, but I thought you could still say the dog.

[Eddie]

You can say the dog.

[Amy]

You can't say the dog. But not when it's having a double meaning.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So we're not gonna say it.

[Eddie]

No, we're not.

[Amy]

It's the part I was unclear about.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So there we go.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

It'S Ed Helms, and welcome back to.

[Eddie]

Snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu Every single episode.

[Amy]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop. What?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Ernie Shackleton Sounds like a solid.

[Bobby Bones]

70S battle basketball player who still wore knee pads.

[Eddie]

Yes, it's gonna be a whole lot of history, a whole lot of funny.

[Bobby Bones]

And a whole lot of guests.

[Eddie]

The great Paul Scheer made me feel good. I'm like, oh wow, Angela and Jenna, I am so psyched you're here.

[Amy]

What was that like for you to soft launch into the show?

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry Jenna, I'll be asking the questions today.

[Amy]

I forgot whose podcast we were doing.

[Bobby Bones]

Nick Kroll.

[Eddie]

I hope this story is good enough to get you to toss that sandwich. So let's see how it goes. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein and on the new season of Heavyweight, I help a Centenarian mend a broken heart.

[Amy]

How can a 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Bobby Bones]

And I help a man atone for an armed robbery he committed at 14 years old. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Eddie]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Bobby Bones]

And he got down. And I remember feeling kind of a surge of like, okay, this is power. Plus, my old friend Gregor and his brother tried to solve my problems through hypnotism. We could give you a whole brand.

[Eddie]

New thing where you're, like, super charming.

[Bobby Bones]

All the time, being more able to look people in the eye, not always.

[Amy]

Hide behind a microphone.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez Rejon. And on our podcast Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things, food and history. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostracon to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way. Bring back the ostracon. And because we've got a very mi casa es su casa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golfo de Mexico. No, the America.

[Amy]

No, the America.

[Eddie]

Forever and ever.

[Amy]

It blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this moment. They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education rights. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so I have not spoken to Lunchbox since we finished the podcast yesterday. We did the whole show. We do a second podcast up on the feed. I've not talked to him. I don't know what happened yesterday at Price Is Right. I do know we have not even mic checked because I didn't want any indication of what's happened, like, if he shows up and he's in a party suit. So I haven't seen him until right this second when we go check in our studio in Los Angeles, where he is now. Lunchbox, good morning.

[Lunchbox]

Good morning, Bobby.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

He's. First of all, he's in the same hoodie. He wore it on the flight and.

[Eddie]

He had margaritas with.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And he wore it on the show yesterday, so that's disgusting. On Brand, though, I don't even know what to ask you. How was your day yesterday, buddy?

[Lunchbox]

I am exhausted, man. You are there. Listen, let me tell you about my first mess up. Okay. Can I tell you about my first mess up?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yes. Okay. I don't know what's happened. Just so everybody knows, I'm not leading him anywhere. I like you will be hearing this as we go. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

So my plan was to be there by 11am I was gonna go back to the hotel, shower, get my tux and go. Well, I showered and I'm like, all right, I gotta go get my tux. The tuck shop didn't open till 11.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the tux look good though, by the way. I saw it on our Bobby Boneshow Instagram fit. Good. Look good. I think Morgan had the funniest comment in the messages. She was like, why didn't you wear that to CMA's instead of a hoodie? I laughed at that one. Okay, so the tuck shop didn't open till 11. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so I'm there and I'm just pacing back and forth going, I'm going to be late, I'm going to be late. This is it. I'm not going to make it. Oh my gosh. And so, I mean, the lady opens the little gate at 10:59. Because it was in the mall.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, did you not check? You didn't check?

[Lunchbox]

No, when I, when I ordered it, I assumed 10 o' clock. Cuz the store I was at was 10 o', clock, so I thought they had universal hours.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh yeah, universal tux hours. I've heard of that. Okay, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And so I go in there and I'm just like, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. And so I got the tux and then I went straight to the Price is Right and I arrived at the Price is right at like 11:34am and let me tell you, I get dropped off, it's like, oh, parking for Price is Right. And I was like, you can just drop me right off here, Uber. And I get out and there's some guy sitting under a tent and I start talking to him. I'm like, hey man, how's it going? Blah, blah, blah. He's like, oh, nice, nice outfit, man. I was like, thanks. And he was reading some books. So I talked to him about his book and I'm. Because I'm just trying to be talk to everybody. Like, it is time to be a.

[Bobby Bones]

Producer in the tree. Watching you.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Ding.

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

You have no idea where they're at. Yes. Because you know that lady Called in and she's like, oh, there's no one watching you. How do you know? Never been. So he's like, oh, you can have your Uber drive you farther up. And I was like, nah, man, I need to walk and just get in the moment. So I'm walking through the parking lot and I'm looking for signs and I'll go this way. And then I see a blonde. And I'm like, hey, you going the price is right. She goes, yeah. So we start chatting and then me and her hit it off. Boom, let's go. We walk through the parking lot together, chatting. She's from Dallas. Her side job is she works for the Dallas Cowboys. She's a bartender in a suite at the 50 yard line. She's on a momcation by herself. And you come around the back of the building and there it is, there's the check in tent. And I'm like, oh, boy, I am here. And I come walking up and there's a dude under there and he's like, oh, do you have a priority ticket? And I'm like, yeah. And I show it to him. He goes, are you meaning to come for the Valentine's episode?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but you are. You are coming for the Valentine's episode, though.

[Lunchbox]

And I said, no. And he goes, oh, the tux. I thought maybe you were. Oh, okay, yeah. And I was like, no, no, I'm just here for the regular show. And he goes, okay, you know, yeah, you can just have a seat right over there. And you sit under this tent for 30, 45 minutes. Then they come by and they hand you a number, and then you're gonna stay in that number all day.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw it. Number 35, I think, was your number, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, number 35. My lucky number.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, sir. Was it already your lucky number or was it now your lucky number?

[Lunchbox]

No, now is my lucky number. That's why I started telling people. I was like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe I got 35. It's my lucky number. And they're like, really? And I'm like, yes, this is a sign. This is a sign. And they're like, that's crazy. And then there was two ladies. Like our. Our number yesterday was the same as our flight number. So we thought that was lucky, but we didn't get on. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, so then you move to this other seating section where you sit in the shade for a good hour and just sit there and sit there and then someone starts the wave. That was gonna be my thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, someone pre. Waved you?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, can you do me a favor real quick?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, just a little.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, yeah, just a little throat clear.

[Amy]

Hanging.

[Lunchbox]

Is that better? Is that better?

[Bobby Bones]

Did you do it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. Yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, listen, sorry. It was a long day, man. And it's dry air out here. I didn't realize it was so dry in California.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And so you sit there for, like, an hour, and then they take you under a tent. You go to a computer, fill out all your information, then you get in the name tagline, and I'm like, oh, yeah, we're about to start. It is about to go down.

[Bobby Bones]

Did they take your phone from you at this point?

[Lunchbox]

No, not yet. Still got the phone. And I am filming everybody, everything. Making videos. Boom, boom, let's go. Taking pictures. You get to the name. Get your name tag, and they say, do not, you know, hold it. Do not put it on until we.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell you to the name tag.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And the girl that wrote it, great handwriting. She had fantastic handwriting. And then you go in this building and you go into the holding room, and that's where they have an old episode as Price is Right set up. They have, like, a mock showcase showdown where you can take pictures. And there, it's just a big room with people, and there's music, and it's just loud and crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, can I stop you? There he is. Clear it out again. I heard him hit the button to clear it.

[Eddie]

You knew what you were doing.

[Bobby Bones]

We knew what was going on.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, yeah, I heard it. I heard that one. I heard that one.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

I heard that one. And you're in this room, and I'm like, all right, we're about to go. And they sit you down in numerical order, and they're like, all right, you guys are going to be next. Go in and talk to the producers. Do not move. Once you're done with that, then you can go to the bathroom, get snacks. So you got to understand, I've been there for two and a half hours, and I have not had one sip of water because. And I've been talking, and I'm like.

[Bobby Bones]

They didn't have water to offer you? No, no.

[Lunchbox]

Not until you got in this room. They didn't have water outside.

[Bobby Bones]

So they were torturing you. Could you have brought water?

[Lunchbox]

Turns out you could have brought water.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it turns out. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Didn't know that. Didn't know that. And you could have brought snacks. Didn't know that. I'm a rookie. And so then we go into the. 12 of us, go across the hall into the room with producers. And he starts at the far end of the line, and he's like, all right, you know, tell me your name, what you do, where you're from. And first it was Marilyn. She's like, hi, I'm Marilyn. And I came back in, like, 95 with my mom.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. Okay, hold on one second. Just.

[Eddie]

Just.

[Bobby Bones]

He's. He's got all the leverage because we don't know how this ends. And there are times where he'll be doing this, and I'll just direct him. Like, get to the. When you get to the point. I can't do that because I don't know how this ends. But we are going to run out of time this segment.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So give us a. Get us up to a cliffhanger in the next. In the next 45 seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. So they talk to all the people, then they get to me, and he's like, what's your name? Where are you from, and what do you do?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's the worst cliffhanger I have.

[Eddie]

We know the answer.

[Bobby Bones]

We knew that was coming as part of it.

[Amy]

But what we don't know is what he said he does.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Amy]

Because he could have said. He could have gone rogue and been like, I'm a firefighter.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I hear you. And. And that would have been. And. And then I said, to their surprise, this. That. That we knew they were gonna ask his name and what he did, and then they looked at me.

[Amy]

So I have a feeling we're not gonna believe what he said.

[Bobby Bones]

You're building a cliffhanger for him. We're not gonna believe it.

[Eddie]

I like it.

[Amy]

Guys, stay tuned.

[Eddie]

Something bad could happen. Something real bad.

[Lunchbox]

Bad cliffhanger.

[Bobby Bones]

It really wasn't a hanger. It was just a cliff. Okay, so he's making me want to clear my throat. I know.

[Lunchbox]

Look, guys, I'm telling you, it's dry air out here. I talk. I don't think you understand how long I was there.

[Eddie]

Do they have water at the radio station?

[Lunchbox]

I got water right here.

[Eddie]

All right, good.

[Lunchbox]

I've been chugging my water.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey. Yeah. Have they had water since you left that two hour?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, a question. How did you feel about the other 11 people in your group? And where were you number wise in that. That 12?

[Lunchbox]

I was number 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, and how did you feel about, like, the nine people ahead of you?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I thought Marilyn was fantastic. I'd been hanging out with. I'd been hanging out with her all day in The.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, if you're gonna do that, just do it on the air. Because it just sounds at this point when you're clearing your throat, we might as well hear it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You keep muting it. Just go for it. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. She was really funny, I thought. She was energetic. She was great. There was a couple. There were some people from Ohio. They had driven from Vegas just to come to the prices.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

And then they were going back to Vegas. They were a lot of fun. And there were, I got to say, Bobby, so many custom T shirts.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

If I would have done custom T shirts, no one would blend it in. You just blended out of. Blended in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's a good cliffhanger right there.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. Okay. And was there anyone that you were like, wow, I wish I kind of had their energy or their story.

[Lunchbox]

Well, Marilyn was pretty good. She was like, is he in the.

[Eddie]

I think he is.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

You've mentioned her five times.

[Amy]

Maybe they couple up.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay. We will come back. Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

Can I tell you. Can I tell you why Marilyn was so good?

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Because she started crying when they were talking to her.

[Amy]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

Please tell me.

[Amy]

He's like, I was gonna cry first.

[Bobby Bones]

Because she took a wave and the cry. So then I decided I'd be.

[Lunchbox]

I'd pee.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Yeah. Lunchbox will finish. We hope his Price is Right story. We don't know if he got on or not. I still do not know. In the next segment. Give us a second. We'll come back. All right. Back with Lunchbox, who is in a studio in California. So far as he's tried to get on the prices. Right. He's waited in line outside. He's been brought inside. He has watched an old episode of Price is Right. He stood in line with nine other people talking to producers, and they've asked him, what's your name and what do you do for a living? All right, take it away.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And so I just told him the truth. I said, I do morning radio. I'm here by myself. And do you believe in miracles?

[Bobby Bones]

Did you say, do you believe in miracles?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's good.

[Lunchbox]

What's the miracle that I'm finally there? Because for years I was told I would never go. And I finally went.

[Bobby Bones]

People told you you'd never go.

[Lunchbox]

You were like, well, you guys always.

[Bobby Bones]

Said, you know, we told never to go. Yes, we encourage you to go. That's the opposite of being told that you can't do it. Oh, so it is okay. It's all a presentation. Your narrative is, you're the little guy, you're the underdog.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, exactly. And. And then he moves on to the next person. The lady next to me is like, I was here yesterday and I told you I'm unemployed. But now I got hired. I got a job, and I'm like a better story.

[Eddie]

Wait, so it's really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, okay, okay. He jumped off you in like five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay. So you got it at that point not be feeling great. Because listen, how we tell stories on the show. At any point, there's a pivot and he's like, oh, God. On the show. So did you feel like there was no chance you were getting on that day?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't feel as great about it as I did walking into that room because I was expecting my charisma to take over and him to ask me like 10 follow up questions.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like really just being thralled by you as a person. I got it. So, yeah. So then what happens?

[Lunchbox]

So then you go back to the other room and we're in there for another hour and a half.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Because it has to fill up and so they have to go through that process. And I'm. I was number 35 and they had to get all the way to number 200.

[Bobby Bones]

So did you have pretty good seat?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I was on the third row. Well, this is just the holding room. This is where you're sitting in the actual studio.

[Amy]

Okay, so you're on the third row in the holding room.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, in the holding room.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty good seat in the holding room.

[Amy]

Yeah, not bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have a bunch of energy in the holding room?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. I was working the room, talking to people, dancing, you know what I mean? Doing everything I could, Talking to all different groups, you know. Oh, here. You want your picture taken in that showcase showdown? Let me take it for you here. I was a photog minor in college, making jokes, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

You lied about that photography?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That's why I used to tell chicks at the bar.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

What a photog minor.

[Bobby Bones]

Photog minor. Never heard that one. Me either.

[Amy]

Were chicks into that?

[Lunchbox]

It's funny. They're like, oh, you take our pictures? Well, you're in luck. Cause I was a photog miner, so they think they're gonna get some great picture. It's just a regular picture.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, got it. So, okay, what happens next? When do you go into the big room?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. It felt like. Let me see. I can tell you what time I took the video.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, here we Go again.

[Eddie]

Oh, look at the.

[Bobby Bones]

When he has to go dig into his phone for times.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, it's not that long. It was at 2:48pm so you got.

[Bobby Bones]

There at 11:34am okay, so three hours. Okay, that's not crazy crazy, but it's. It's long. Okay, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

It's long. And now you are not allowed to have water. Now you're not allowed to have snacks.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you get water, though, in between that time?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I did. I chugged like six bottles of water.

[Amy]

Okay. Is that because you don't pee?

[Bobby Bones]

It sounds more like the special Forces show that people go on on Fox. Price is Right. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

So then as you're walking to the across the lot, that's when you have to give up your phone. You drop it in a bag, they give you a number, and here you go. And then you walk in to the Price is Right studio. And it was freaking crazy.

[Amy]

It was so cool.

[Lunchbox]

Like, you sit there and then you come out from behind the back, and you're in the back of the studio. So the stage is in front, the lights are bright, and there's someone standing there, and she's got a little microphone on. And she's like, how many in your party? And I say, one. And then she goes, you're gonna go see Alyssa over here on the right. She's gonna seat you. And I go up, and I'm on the far right, second row on the aisle.

[Bobby Bones]

And where's Marilyn, by the way? You happen to see her in the room?

[Lunchbox]

Maryland was row number one on the right. Front row, right in front of me.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, awesome. You and Marilyn reunited. It feels so good.

[Amy]

On the aisle, too?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, Maryland was on the aisle, too. There was only two seats. And then I was in a three seater, and there was two ladies from Fairfield, California, celebrating the mom's birthday. They drove five and a half hours. Fairfield's up by Sacramento. I mean, got all the details, guys. Just, you name it, I got it. Anybody in that audience, I talked to him. I got their whole life story. Okay, so that room, how long from.

[Bobby Bones]

When you sat down in the room until Drew Carey walked out?

[Lunchbox]

I felt like it's about 45 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

A long time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And was the energy high again, though? Because it's like you're at. You're at a new level.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, the energy is high. You are cheering, Everybody's screaming. And they got music pump and they got boom, boom. They got great jams just going on.

[Bobby Bones]

And Drew Carey comes out.

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, the guy that does the announcing comes out and tells you, and the producer talks about how it's gonna work. We're gonna count down. Drew's gonna come out, we're gonna cheer. And he was like, you may not be able to hear your name. So they have a guy standing on the side with these big white pieces of cardboard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like, cue card type thing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And he flips it down like the one with the X, and there's someone's name. And he said, so if you don't hear it, just look over here and that way, you know, to come on down.

[Bobby Bones]

So are they like, okay, Here we go. 3, 2, 1. They get the crowd going and it's showtime.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And yes. Do you remember the first name that was shown on the card?

[Lunchbox]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what, you don't remember the first name that was shown on the card?

[Amy]

I mean, but you worked the room. You knew who went down there, and.

[Bobby Bones]

You knew who it was and where they were from. You were friends with Jonathan from Halifax, Ontario.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But here's the thing. I didn't get people's first name and last name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I got their first name.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I think he's playing his boys.

[Eddie]

You think?

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm gonna make the prediction that he. By looking at him. I think he's playing this right now, that I think he got called because he's doing, like, look at his face.

[Eddie]

He doesn't know what to do with his face.

[Bobby Bones]

He doesn't know what he's. He's confused. Okay.

[Amy]

Could it be that obviously he talked a lot and worked the room, but can you imagine if he actually made it on, like, how loud he was being and that's why his throat is so messed up?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

Great point, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's so.

[Lunchbox]

Amy, let me. Let me explain something to you.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

The whole hour, hour 15, hour 30, that they are filming the episode. Everybody, you scream the whole time. Because they're doing camera cutaways, like, all right, we're going to go to commercial. And they're like, all right, we're gonna do it. Like, we're coming back from commercial. So everybody cheer again.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

You're screaming and just trying to be crazy because you want the camera to find you.

[Bobby Bones]

I gotta do a hosting here. We have, like, three and a half minutes. Okay, so, like, so just follow Noel. Just follow my pace here. So the first name they showed, was it yours? No. How many people go down the first time? Okay. The second name they showed was it Yours?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, I think he's playing us. So I'm.

[Lunchbox]

You do?

[Bobby Bones]

I do. The third name they show, was it yours?

[Amy]

No, he's not playing us.

[Eddie]

I mean, we got one more left.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, you don't. You have the whole show on the first. On the first run.

[Amy]

Oh, first run was four.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, the fourth person they called, was it you? No.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Eddie]

That's the first round.

[Bobby Bones]

How many people do they call in total?

[Lunchbox]

They call 4, 5, 6, 9, right? Yeah, I think nine. Yeah, I think that's right.

[Amy]

Nine total.

[Bobby Bones]

Nine total.

[Eddie]

You weren't even there.

[Bobby Bones]

I listen because I did a little research. Yeah, nine total. Because when someone wins, they do. Someone else goes.

[Lunchbox]

They have to bring someone else up.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Lunchbox, were you fifth?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, were you sixth?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. All right, we got three spots left.

[Amy]

That's okay. He could be the finale and he.

[Eddie]

Can say that he went up, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what he can say.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought he had to say, like, I went to Portugal.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I, I, I don't know. We haven't talked to him. Lunchbox, were you seventh?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

He took a breath. We got two spots left. And not only that, if he is to get on the final two spots, that means he has less opportunities to actually get on the show, too, which makes it more difficult. Lunchbox, where are you? He's smiling. He's silent.

[Lunchbox]

Come on, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at him. Let's go, baby.

[Lunchbox]

He's laughing. Let's go, baby.

[Amy]

Ask him. Ask him.

[Bobby Bones]

Were you the eighth person called?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

Why'd you do that to us?

[Bobby Bones]

So at this point, Lunchbox, there's only one spot left. Are you.

[Lunchbox]

I don't want to be called.

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

I don't want to be called at.

[Bobby Bones]

This point, you don't want to be drafted in the seventh round the NFL, because you want to pick your team. You want to bet? So he doesn't want to be drafted at this point. Okay, Lunchbox, with that ninth call, did you get called?

[Lunchbox]

No. Some girl celebrating a birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

So you did not make it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have fun?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God, it was a blast. It was so freaking fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Even though you didn't get called?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, just the energy and the excitement and the anticipation of my name being called, but I didn't get on. And maybe, like, reevaluating my scenario, maybe I was too much. He finally realizes clicked.

[Amy]

We have to stop because we talked about this.

[Lunchbox]

Got to tell you what, I give.

[Bobby Bones]

You, like, 30 seconds. Because we have to respond.

[Lunchbox]

Because most people had their phones away. I had my phone out the whole time filming everybody filming people. I'm in people's faces. And so I really like sitting down. Last night in my hotel room, I realized maybe I got to put the phone away. Maybe I had to just be a normal person and not film everything and take video of people and pictures and so like, I mean, I was posting something I felt like every 10 minutes because I was doing. Filming everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, it feels like. And then that conversation was had with him. Yeah. Sometimes you have to discover for yourself.

[Eddie]

And he just did.

[Amy]

Yeah. Real hands on experience.

[Bobby Bones]

He had a real breakthrough.

[Eddie]

He really.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so here's what we're gonna do, everybody. Because we got to keep rolling with the show on the pot. We do a podcast that is the same. It's the show, just longer. When we finish this, we'll go live on YouTube and on our podcast and we'll keep talking with Lunchbox about it. But I gotta go now because we have like restrictions for the live show. Everybody got that?

[Lunchbox]

I apologize. We're going long.

[Bobby Bones]

Just clear your throat and we'll do it again in a little bit.

[Eddie]

No, get some water.

[Lunchbox]

I've been clear, man.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because I mean today we need to know if he found a lover.

[Bobby Bones]

And we will when we do the live YouTube Bobby Bones show or the podcast Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Minneapolis, Minnesota. A 25 year old man was a delivery driver for Shipt. It's like you go pick items up and you take into people's houses. And he was doing it from Target. That was his main customer. Well, he stole over $16,000 in purchases. He would drive to the people's house, put it on the porch, take a picture, say delivered. And then once he was done taking the picture, he'd grab the item and take it home with him.

[Bobby Bones]

He was porch pirating himself. Interesting. Is that the first time you've heard of shipped?

[Lunchbox]

That's the first time I ever heard of that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we've done commercials for them. I have, I don't know, a year.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, really like, I was like, man, shipped. That's.

[Eddie]

Tell us more about it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's great. And they work with Target and they work with a lot of places, but yeah, yeah, for a solid year at least, they've been a big, big partner of the show.

[Lunchbox]

Oh yeah, well, yeah, he was stealing stuff and apparently they caught him on video getting rid of all the boxes as apartment complex. There was Thousands of Target boxes in the recycle place.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

What a moron. I'm talking about the guy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Not Shipt. Shipt is a great product.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Service. Service, yes. Okay. There you go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. I want to go and talk to Marcus in Kansas. Hey, Marcus, it's Bobby. You're on the show. What's going on, man? You know, I am with the group. We. We pick up and deliver cars every day for service for our dealership.

[Lunchbox]

And, you know when you go out.

[Bobby Bones]

And pick up cars, like having a pizza delivery or Uber driver or whatever, and some days we have to shovel snow off, go in the garages, jump cars, whatever. You return a car, and people just say, thank you. No tips, no nothing. Is that something you guys would tip for or not tip for a service like that? You know, it's interesting because I don't think I would know. Meaning my understanding of this is that people don't know if they're supposed to tip something like this because it rarely happens in our life. Things that we tip a lot for and not even a lot of money, things we tip a lot of times for are things that happen a lot. So we know kind of what the agreement is, what the cultural agreement is. If somebody delivers something to your door, there's probably a tip. If somebody's at a restaurant, there's probably a tip. If somebody does active service. But if this happens, like, once in your life, you kind of don't know what to do. And in some of these cases, I do appreciate when someone has a sign that says tips accepted. And I don't always tip. Like, there are certain places that I'm like, I don't think I really need to tip here because they didn't go above and beyond. And this is not a service job. I don't have a problem with people saying, hey, you can tip me if you want. But I would like to know. And I think this is. You bring up a great situation here. I would like to know if a job like this. Tips are expected. A mover. Now, I've used movers enough in my life to know that movers should be tipped. But the first time, I wouldn't know that unless somebody said to me, hey, you know, you're supposed to tip movers. I wouldn't know. So I don't think it's people stiffing you, because I bet you get stiffed all the time. I think that there's just not an understanding of you're doing a service, and a lot of your livelihood is depending on the kindness of others through tips. Would that. Does that sound right? And we even wear lanyards. A lanyard on says tips are welcomed.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

I would be sure to hold it up. Be like, did you see this? Hey, make sure it's not flipped over on the wrong side. Yeah. Do you call the person or text the person before you arrive at their house? Yes, we make the appointments and let them know, you know, it's a courtesy. And you can tip the drivers if you want to let them know. Yeah, I would. Again, if you're already letting them know, that takes away the next thing I was going to say, but I would just let them know a couple times. Hey, our drivers do rely on your tips as well. If I would even use that language. Like, our delivery drivers rely on your tips. If you do feel you'd like to tip the driver. Rely is such a good word. So I think I would add that to the professional vernacular.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because it screams like, if they don't get it, it changes their life.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Appreciate it means like, who doesn't appreciate a tip? I take one right now, but they rely on it. Yeah, I'd appreciate a tip, but I don't think I deserve one right now. But to rely on it, that feels different.

[Amy]

Maybe his lanyard should change from, we accept tips.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. Rely on your tips. Yeah. Yeah. Marcus, try that little. I don't think people are generally bad in this area. I think they don't know because it's something that happens maybe once or twice in our life, if ever. I've never had a car delivered to me, so I wouldn't know. So that's what I would say. I hope that helps. It probably doesn't, but I would just use the word rely if possible. Like I say, there's times when it snows and I have to. We go out and we shove off 2 or 3 inches off of a car. I mean, that. That's not the service we're in. We're the service to go pick it up, bring it in. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

And when you have to go over.

[Bobby Bones]

And beyond, you would think, oh, they're doing this over and beyond where I should have been out there shoveling that snow up before they even got here. Yeah. I think people just don't think of it like that because it's such an unfamiliar situation. But I agree with you. All the extra and hard work you're doing. I would. The one thing that I think I would change Other than just sitting there with your hand out, which you can't really do, that is in the text you send before you get there. Hey, we're on the way. We'll be there ETA320. Our drivers do rely on your tips as well. If you feel like it's. It's been a great service. I would use that word, but I appreciate that and I, and I understand your frustration. Well, thanks for taking the call and, and I'll, I'll follow up with you in about a month or so. All right. I'm gonna rely on you to do that. Okay. All right. All right. See, I'll call back. I'm gonna be sure he's gonna call that on him. And we will see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

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