THURS PT 1: Lunchbox Thinks This Tradition Is CREEPY! + Eddie Applied For Another Job + 30 Seconds Of Laughter

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – February 12, 2026 (THURS PT 1)

Overview

In this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the crew tackles everything from odd family traditions and viral internet clips to famous celebrity encounters and voice acting dreams. The team debates the “creepy” factor of father-daughter dances, discusses the meaning behind Valentine's Day gifts, hears Eddie’s voiceover audition, and revisits the segment “30 Seconds of Laughter” by listener request. As always, the conversation is marked by humor, honest takes, and plenty of playful ribbing.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Materialistic Wives Debate (02:33–04:49)

• Topic: Bobby shares a Brigham Young University study claiming "Women who want lots of stuff make bad wives."
• Crew Responses:
  • Lunchbox: “Terrible wives. You know why? Because they're never satisfied.”
  • Eddie: “Needy, needy wives.”
  • Bobby: Explains the study—materialism leads to marital dissatisfaction on both sides.
  • Amy: Notes that not everyone is affected equally by social comparison, questioning the root cause—“Where is that coming from? Social media?”
• Memorable Quote:

  Bobby: “I think women are getting the materialistic label here, but I think we all have our needs to show what we can do and what we have.” (04:20)

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2. Heroic Hikers & Plane Emergency (04:58–08:07)

• Hikers Rescue Fallen Woman: Hikers followed a blood trail and saved a solo hiker who was critically injured.
  • Amy: “How do they know the difference between animal blood and human blood?”
  • Eddie: “I don’t think I’d follow the blood. I don’t want to go where that blood’s taking me.”
  • Bobby: “She nearly died after a severe fall during a solo hike.”
• Plane Makes Emergency Landing:
  A small plane lands on a Georgia road, hits three cars—miraculously, no major injuries.
  • Eddie: “The pilot started making a message for his wife... like, hey, tell her I love her. Blah, blah, blah. I’m not going to die.”
  • Amy: Compares to her ex-husband’s own emergency landing story.

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3. The Most Famous Celebrities Bobby Has Met (08:17–11:58)

• Bobby ranks his most famous encounters:
  • Taylor Swift (1), Dolly Parton (2), Elton John (3), Garth Brooks (4), Ringo Starr (5), Justin Timberlake.
  • Amy: “Your top five are all so big that everyone would pretty much know who you’re talking about by first name.” (11:01)
  • Lunchbox: “Where is Ringo in the Beatles? Is he one of the—?”
• No actors or athletes make the cut, as Bobby hasn’t met the truly top-tier names in those fields.

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4. Viral TikTok Clip Featuring Taylor Swift (11:58–12:48)

• Amy shares a story about a Taylor Swift fan post going viral on TikTok where her voice is featured.
  • “That’s my voice. Taylor’s talking to me,” she laughs.
  • Bobby: “She did the DiCaprio meme... from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”

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5. Morbid Cheese Story: Calu de Cabreto (12:55–17:26)

• Amy shares a disturbing cheese-making tradition from Sardinia: cheese created from milk curdled in a baby goat’s stomach.
  • Bobby reads out how it’s made and clarifies it’s a real, though illegal, delicacy.
  • Eddie: “Man, that’s messed up.”
  • Segment pivots into a discussion about multilingual TikTok stars as a palate cleanser.

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6. Party Balloon Mistaken for a Drone (17:29–19:14)

• Bobby recaps a military mix-up: anti-drone tech takes down...a party balloon, not a cartel drone.
  • Amy: “It’s disturbing that we don’t know the difference between a balloon and a drone.”

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7. Lunchbox Thinks This Tradition Is CREEPY! (23:20–28:32)

• Topic: Lunchbox is creeped out by the tradition of father-daughter dances.
• Lunchbox: “It feels strange. It’s something that I feel like society invented that needs to go away.” (23:29)
• Amy: Emphasizes her only issue is with kids who don’t have dads.
• Bobby: “All the things that you don’t find creepy, this is what you find creepy? Dad’s going to a dance with their daughter?”
• Lunchbox: “It just feels creepy... gives me the ick.” (25:14)
• Eddie: Admits the more he talks about it, the more he sees Lunchbox’s viewpoint.
• Abby and Morgan: Share outside perspectives, neither having done one, but Abby’s fiancé is attending one with his daughter.

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8. Valentine's Day for Dudes: Expectations vs. Reality (28:56–33:08)

• Anonymous caller asks if men want gifts for Valentine’s Day.
• Bobby: “At this point because she [my wife] has created the expectation... I expect to get something, but only because she’s done it every year.” (30:06)
• Eddie: Doesn’t like expensive gifts—“It’s a waste of money.”
• Lunchbox: “I would love gifts on Valentine’s Day, but it’s always put on the guy... That’s why my wife doesn’t get anything.”
• Amy: Emphasizes tailoring gifts to a partner’s love language.

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9. Eddie’s Voiceover Audition & Live Critique (34:29–41:22)

• Eddie shares his “Nightlight” horse dad character audition for a cartoon:
• Live Critique:
  • Amy: “I’d like to see you slow it down a little bit. The lines felt a little rushed.”
  • Bobby: Advises to remove “line one” etc. from the recording.
  • Lunchbox: “Every voice sounds exactly the same. When you were supposed to be happy or sad, it all sounded happy. Your cry sounded like you were laughing.”
  • Bobby: Playfully points out Lunchbox’s squirrel character is basically Mickey Mouse.
• Eddie discusses the anxiety of sharing a vulnerable creative moment on-air and considers the constructive feedback.

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10. 30 Seconds of Laughter – Classic Segment Returns (41:50–43:45)

• Listener Ian recalls the segment from six years ago; the crew laughs for 30 seconds straight.
  • Chaotic laughter erupts; everyone admits it’s physically harder than expected.
  • Ian: “That’s what we need. We all need to find a laugh every day.”

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11. Morning "Corny" Jokes and Rapid-fire Answers (47:24–49:11)

• Sample Q&A:
  • Q: “Why should you never date an apostrophe?”
    A: “Because they’re too possessive.”
  • Q: “Why did the rabbit eat the engagement ring?”
    A: “Because it was 24 carrots.”

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12. Bronze Medalist’s On-Air Confession (49:30–53:56)

• A Dutch Olympic skier confesses during a televised interview that he cheated on “the love of [his] life,” possibly attempting a public grand gesture for forgiveness.
  • Bobby: “That would embarrass her more now on the world stage.”
  • Amy: Thinks it’s a “Hail Mary” and shows sacrifice, but doubts its effectiveness.

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13. Ryan Gosling’s Football Fail (53:00–54:54)

• Bobby playfully rags on Ryan Gosling’s poor football throw in a promo for “Project Hail Mary.”
  • Amy: “Being able to throw a football is hot.”
  • Bobby: “That’s a bad look for Ryan Gosling.”

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14. Bonehead Story of the Day (54:59–55:47)

• Story: Man in Massachusetts uses a blowtorch to melt ice off his roof—ends up setting the house on fire.
• Bobby: “Unless it’s concrete or dirt, you can’t use your blowtorch to melt things.”

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15. Listener Feedback and Encouragement for More “Uncensored” Content (55:51–56:53)

• Caller: Wants the show to be more unfiltered and to hear more about aliens, Eddie’s road rage, and “Lunchbox’s testicles.”
  • Bobby: Explains “part two” of their podcast is where things get looser: “She wants us like punching each other, using the bathroom while we do the show!”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lunchbox on Father-Daughter Dances:

  “It just feels creepy... gives me the ick.” (25:14)

• Amy on Cards as Love Language:

  “Words of affirmation are my love language.” (32:07)

• Bobby on Celebrity Encounters:

  “Your top five are all so big that everyone would pretty much know who you’re talking about by first name.” (11:01)

• Eddie on Receiving Expensive Gifts:

  “I get mad whenever she gets me like an expensive gift...I don't need that and it's a waste of money.” (30:06)

• Lunchbox on Valentine’s Day:

  “That’s why my wife doesn’t get anything on Valentine’s Day. Because if I’m not gonna get anything, you’re not gonna get anything. It’s a tip for tat.” (31:19)

• Amy on Public Cheating Confession:

  “I’m not saying it would work, but I could see where he’s coming from thinking like, oh, this proclamation might show her I’m serious.” (51:26)

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Timestamps – Important Segments

• Materialistic wives discussion: 02:33–04:49
• Heroic rescue stories: 04:58–08:07
• Famous people Bobby’s met: 08:17–11:58
• Father-daughter dance tradition debate: 23:20–28:32
• Valentine’s Day gifts for men: 28:56–33:08
• Eddie’s voice audition & critique: 34:29–41:22
• 30 Seconds of Laughter: 41:50–43:45
• Corny Jokes: 47:24–49:11
• Olympic confession: 49:30–53:56
• Ryan Gosling’s football throw: 53:00–54:54
• Bonehead Story of the Day: 54:59–55:47

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Tone & Language

The tone is friendly, conversational, and often irreverent, with honest opinions, gentle teasing, and plenty of playful banter. Sensitive topics are handled with a mix of humor, respect, and self-awareness, and the crew is unafraid to challenge each other’s perspectives.

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Summary

This episode is a classic slice of The Bobby Bones Show—mixing debate, fun, heartfelt moments, and off-the-cuff comedy. Listeners hear crew members discuss love, gifts, and gender roles; explore the edges of comfort and tradition; and support each other’s creative pursuits, all while never taking themselves too seriously.

Transcript

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on Bobby. Transmitting Across America. Hey, welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Women who Want Lots of stuff make blank wives Amy Wow.

[Amy]

Women who want Lots of stuff Be careful here.

[Eddie]

The blank can be any word.

[Lunchbox]

Any words.

[Bobby Bones]

Women who want Lots of stuff so.

[Amy]

This is a research shows.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Amy]

Women who Want Lots of Stuff Brigham Young University.

[Bobby Bones]

They had to study Women who want Lots of Stuff make blank wives.

[Amy]

Hiring wives, huh? Like tiring.

[Bobby Bones]

Hiring wives.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox terrible wives. You know why? Because they're never satisfied. Always want more.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Needy, needy wives.

[Bobby Bones]

Women who want lots of stuff make bad wives, according to studies.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Researchers studied married couples and found that when the wife was materialistic and about one in three were both spouses were dissatisfied with the marriage. You gasped.

[Amy]

I don't know. I mean, I was just like, wow. One in three. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

One possible reason. The wife hassles her husband for more things, regardless of their financial standing. Yeah, that's doesn't matter where they are. They always want something a little more. They could be at the highest to high, yet they still want something a little more. She doesn't get what she wants. She thinks the man has failed as a husband and so the man also feels that pressure. So she's not getting what she wants. And he can't provide what she wants. So he feels like a failure.

[Amy]

Yeah, I could see how that doesn't talk about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Group.

[Amy]

That doesn't. Doesn't feel good in a relationship.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right, it doesn't.

[Eddie]

And where does that come from? Does that come from like daddy spoiling her or like boyfriend spoiling her?

[Bobby Bones]

Like I'm probably tag on it and say Instagram. Just social media and seeing what everybody has.

[Amy]

Well, what about the other women that also are seeing that same stuff and they're not impacted in the same way? Like to Eddie's point, there's got to be a root of it somewhere. Like, where is that social media?

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's the big. Compare yourself to the Joneses.

[Amy]

Sure, sure.

[Bobby Bones]

That's where. That's where it comes from. I think guys have the same. They just do it in a different way. I think women are getting the materialistic, you know, label here, but I think we all have our needs to show what we can do and what we have.

[Amy]

But some people in this room don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't feel like I need to show off what I have.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

So what? So all the men in this room are clear of that.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I would like to show off, but I just don't have anything. That's the problem.

[Eddie]

But you would.

[Lunchbox]

I would show off. No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, fair enough.

[Amy]

He'll rent stuff to show it off.

[Lunchbox]

I will.

[Bobby Bones]

He did that at a high school reunion once. Rented a Corvette, right?

[Lunchbox]

That's right. 10 year high school reunion. Corvette, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Hikers are hailed as heroes because, well, they were hiking and they started to see some blood and they were like, I Don't think it's animal blood. And so then they followed the blood.

[Amy]

How do they know the difference between animal blood and human blood?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I guess they're experienced hikers.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And so they went. They found a woman, and she was critically injured. Whoa. She had been bleeding out.

[Amy]

Well, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

She nearly died after a severe fall during a solo hike on February 3rd. One of the hikers, who was a seasoned mountaineer, had thousands of hikes under their belt, had even gone up Everest and had seen the blood, followed it in, and they just happened to stumble on her because they happened to see the blood.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

The hikers had followed her blood trail and discovered the critically injured mountaineer leading to her rescue. Ks ltv with that story, man, I.

[Eddie]

Don'T think I'd follow the blood. I'd be like, I don't want to go where that blood's taking me.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Amy]

Because whatever happened, right, I don't want.

[Bobby Bones]

To be near what's happened to that trail.

[Lunchbox]

A bear could be waiting for you.

[Bobby Bones]

How fortunate is she?

[Amy]

Very.

[Bobby Bones]

Except for the fall part. That part sucks. But let's go post fall. Very fortunate. I'm gonna give you one other fortunate story. Plane made an emergency landing on a busy road in Georgia. It hit three cars, but they lived.

[Eddie]

Wow. The cars.

[Amy]

Nobody died.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Just minor injuries. Imagine you're just driving, though, and you look in your rear view, and it's like, that looks like a plane boom right on top of you. The Hawker Beechcraft BE36 landed on Brown's Bridge Road in Gainesville, about 50 miles northeast of Atlanta. The plane had reported engine issues. Quote, we lost engine taken out of. Taken off out of Gainesville. We tried to glide back, did everything by the book, but realized we weren't going to make it back. So we came down on the road. The plane struck three cars, dislodging a fuel tank into one of them. Two people were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. AP News think everybody on that plane goes, we're going to die.

[Eddie]

Oh, 100%, probably, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

The pilot started making a message for his wife, like, hey, tell her I love her. Blah, blah, blah. I'm not going to die.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you serious about that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't see that.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

At the. The. Whatever.

[Amy]

The radio traffic control.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I mean, it was like, whoa, man. This is it.

[Eddie]

It doesn't matter if, like, you're gliding or whatever. If you're going down, you lost an engine. Like, you think, like, that's it.

[Amy]

It kind of Makes me think of that. You know, when I was married and my. At the time my husband was going down, he didn't. He said, mayday, Mayday. But he didn't send a message to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he's probably trying to land the plane, right.

[Amy]

Is like. This guy is like, I want to send a message, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to tell you how busy this road is. Have you guys seen the video cars on there?

[Lunchbox]

There's a lot of cars.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like, not a highway. It's like, in the middle of town. And, like, there's a car dealership on one side. There's like a Stubbies and a Wendy's.

[Amy]

I think it's like the least ideal place to have to look, you know, land a plane.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I was thinking on a highway, you try to land and Everybody's going like, 55, 60, 65. There are cars sitting in a traffic light in this car. It just bounces down.

[Eddie]

When I work for the News, I covered. I covered a plane that landed on a golf course sitting right on the green.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I'd like that better than this.

[Eddie]

Can you imagine playing golf, though?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, this picture is crazy. Yeah. Glad everybody lived. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous.

[Lunchbox]

There's a question to be had.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. Who is the most famous person you've ever met and did you enjoy it? So I made a list of people that I think have six, and I've kind of tiered them.

[Eddie]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

It's probably Taylor. Probably Taylor Swift and met her a bunch of times. Other people on my list, Ringo Starr from the Beatles.

[Eddie]

That's super famous.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Garth, obviously. Yeah. Elton John, Dolly Parton and Justin Timberlake. I'd probably remove Justin Timberlake, though, from that list. I think he was six overall. Who would you put number one on my list?

[Amy]

Taylor.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's Taylor.

[Amy]

Dolly's huge.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Always big.

[Amy]

I get the ring of star thing, but also one of the Beatles. I know.

[Bobby Bones]

And everyone knows that he's the most. That's the most famous musical group in the history of.

[Amy]

I know, but I still don't put him at one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm asking you, so I know you are.

[Lunchbox]

Who do you.

[Bobby Bones]

Who do you put? You still put Taylor at one or Dolly at one Alpha.

[Amy]

Taylor. I just think, like, you get the every. Everybody knows Dolly, but some of the young people maybe don't. But if so, if I look at it that way, young people and old people know Taylor.

[Bobby Bones]

So Taylor at one, Dolly at two.

[Amy]

Yeah. Elton John.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, over Ringo.

[Eddie]

Over Ringo. Star.

[Lunchbox]

I Agree with you, Amy.

[Eddie]

You're hating Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think she respects the Beatles. I think that's what it is.

[Amy]

That's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't think you respect the Beatles and their. Their fame.

[Lunchbox]

I got a question. Where is Ringo in the Beatles? Is he one of the.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he's probably four.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That's why I think he's down the list.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think he's three. I think he's three over George Harrison. Yeah. Because his name. People just know the name Ringo star. I never met Paul McCartney.

[Eddie]

Oh, I mean, Paul McCartney.

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Eddie]

That would be.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Well, I haven't met him, so he can't be on the list. Okay.

[Amy]

So. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Jesus. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But I didn't meet him. So.

[Amy]

Taylor, Dolly, Elton, Garth.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Garth. Of a Ringo.

[Amy]

That's. You asked my order. That's my order.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it again. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead, Taylor.

[Amy]

Taylor.

[Bobby Bones]

Super nice. Number one.

[Amy]

Go ahead, Dolly.

[Bobby Bones]

Extremely nice and kind. Very much enjoyed it.

[Amy]

Go ahead, Elton.

[Bobby Bones]

Super nice. I didn't need to spend as much time, but sat with them at a dinner. Really nice. Three.

[Amy]

Garth.

[Bobby Bones]

Amazing.

[Amy]

Ringo.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Spent an hour with him, and he was very generous. It was an interview setting, but, yeah, I enjoyed it.

[Amy]

Your top five are all so big that everyone would pretty much know who you're talking about by first name.

[Bobby Bones]

Good question. Could we know him by first name? Taylor. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Garth.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Elton. Yeah. Donna.

[Eddie]

Yeah. All of them.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Your top five.

[Eddie]

No actors or anything? No.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Athletes.

[Amy]

Five, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the only people that can compete in the athletic world. I haven't met, so I haven't met Michael Jordan. Oh, and Kobe's not alive anymore.

[Lunchbox]

Tiger.

[Bobby Bones]

And I haven't met LeBron or Tiger. So those would be the only athlete people. Actors I haven't met. DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Pitt Hanks, Denzel Clooney.

[Amy]

Tom Cruise.

[Bobby Bones]

But even those. It's still arguable on who's more famous. But, yeah, I haven't met them. So mine's all music, which makes sense. It's the place I work in. But all have been super nice. I've not had a bad experience with any of those people. So that's the list. Amy has teared it out.

[Amy]

Yeah. Some viral clip of Taylor popped up on TikTok, and it's an interview from our show. And it's just her talking, though. But I'm in it. It's my voice. And we're talking about coffee. It's like Taylor's fans posted or something, but it has millions of views. And I'm like, that's my voice. Taylor's talking to me. Like she's looking. You can't tell who she's looking at, but she's looking at me. And I'm talking about how coffee's so cozy. And she's like, oh, yeah, a cup and a saucer. And then Bobby's like, it's cozy. And I was like, that's us.

[Lunchbox]

Did you come it. That's my voice.

[Amy]

No. I screen recorded the video though, because I didn't know if it ever pop up in my algorithm again.

[Eddie]

I have that video still if you ever want to see it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we literally have it. Cuz it's from our show. Yeah.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

I don't know, I just thought it was called that. It was weird to have a video pop up on your feed.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's.

[Amy]

It's Taylor, but then it's your voice.

[Bobby Bones]

She did the DiCaprio meme.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

From, you know, the movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah, Once upon a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Amy sent me the most morbid text yesterday. What I did, she was like, I don't think we can talk about this on the show. But I think that allows us to talk about it on the show because it's under the context of. I don't think we can talk about it on the show.

[Amy]

Well, I. Yeah, I just wasn't gonna bring it up as like my story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's about cheese. And also I would compare it to a more brutal version of veal because you know how. And I could probably pull up. If you're eating veal, that's baby. And sometimes that baby. Amy tell. Could you remember the story?

[Amy]

Yes. Well, yeah, the person that posted it, she told it as a story of goats.

[Bobby Bones]

And get ready with me. She's putting makeup on as she's telling the story.

[Amy]

Yes, but she's very clear. And then in her caption, she's like, this is not about goats, but she is telling the story as if it's about goats and making cheese from baby goats. But it's about. Do we. Do people. Are people not aware it's about actual human babies.

[Eddie]

Oh, making.

[Bobby Bones]

I literally thought you sent to me because I couldn't eat cheese. Like my mind only went to. To cheese. No, because I live a life of cheese.

[Amy]

Even about the goats, it's devastating.

[Bobby Bones]

So just tell the goat version of the story. Cause I'm hung up on not being able to eat dairy. But you want to tell it. Can you tell it quick? Because I remember it.

[Amy]

I mean, if you remember it better. But it's like the enzymes of a baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. There's a baby. It's nursing on a mom.

[Amy]

We're talking about it as if it's a goat. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but she's talking about a goat. Baby's nursing on a mom.

[Eddie]

So we're doing a baby goat.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's literally a goat.

[Amy]

The goat is nursing on the mom.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Baby goat's nursing on the mom.

[Eddie]

I'm picturing it.

[Bobby Bones]

They put that as it's nursing. They end up killing the baby goat, and then they go inside its guts and get that milk. Yeah. And they make cheese out of that. And that's a special kind of cheese.

[Eddie]

What, the bull.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's true, but I didn't take the analogy to the human part. Are you sure about that? Because you were fooled by the Oprah thing.

[Amy]

I don't think that. Well, that's why I sent it to you.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but I'm so obsessed with not being able to eat dairy that I was just like, oh, Amy's looking out. Maybe I can eat this cheese. That's what I thought. And I was like, that's too dark for cheese I could eat.

[Eddie]

So what is it?

[Amy]

Because it's culture process.

[Eddie]

Because it's like.

[Amy]

It's like the. The enzymes in a baby, the way it's done. Like, this is more deep stuff that keeps popping up in my algorithm. And that wasn't the only cheese goat story that I saw. But people are telling it in a way that is still disturbing to hear. But it's not as disturbing as having to consider that people are doing.

[Bobby Bones]

Cheese is called calu decabra, which translates to kid goat stomach. It's made by taking a newborn kid goat that has recently drank its mother's milk, and they kill that kid goat, and they go into that goat to take that milk, and they make cheese out of that milk and they let it sit out.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And so the enzymes and the stomach acids naturally present in the kid's stomach. They curdle a milk that curdles the milk, it turns it into cheese, and then people eat it. It's supposed to have a very strong, gamey, and pungent flavor with a spicy tang. It's very niche. It's traditional, it's illegal, and people do it again. I may be pronouncing it wrong, Kalu de Cabredo, but it's real. It's a real Story because I looked it up and that's what I took it as. I didn't take it as, like, it.

[Amy]

Really is happening to goats. But it was also her way of saying that this is happening.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't get there with that one.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man, that's messed up.

[Bobby Bones]

Kalu decided. Cabrette Cho. How would you say that, Mike? Calu de cabretu.

[Eddie]

What. What language is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Sardinian. I don't know if that's the language. You know who I watch on Tick Tock? I watch this guy. It's a feel good Tick Tock that I. It's now my algorithm. I bet if I pulled it up, he is from Japan, speaks English. Great. But he goes up to people and just goes, I bet I can speak your language. And he speaks like 100 languages.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

And the guy's like, I don't think so. I speak Kurdish. And he's like, start talking in Kurdish. The way their face changes when you start speaking their language. They go from, like, being, like, bothered, and then they're like, oh, this guy's speaking my language. They warm up so much.

[Eddie]

That's pretty amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

It's awesome. There's only been one that I've seen where he did not know it, but he knows every language. And they feel because they're in a country, they're either in America, in New York, or they're in, like, Rome or something. And they feel like since they don't speak very good local language, they can't really talk to people. And then he's like, it's awesome.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's. It was way better. I needed that pallet cleanser once Amy sent me the cheese.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, Amy.

[Amy]

Guys, you need pallet cleansers from that. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

The thing that the air. Air Force or the government end up shooting down yesterday was not a drone from the cartel.

[Eddie]

This was the El Paso one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It's a balloon, which is very disturbing that we don't know the difference. And in a balloon and a drone from the cartel.

[Bobby Bones]

The surprise closure of El Paso's airspace stemmed from a disagreement between the FAA and the Pentagon over military drone related tests near Fort Bliss. The Pentagon's been testing high energy laser technology to fake or. Excuse me, take down drones. They wanted to move faster than the FAA was comfortable with the air. Anti drone technology shot down a party balloon near the border.

[Eddie]

A party balloon? I was thinking it was like a surveillance balloon or a weather balloon.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a party balloon.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to show a clip of that guy, Mike? Yeah. This is from. That was from CBS News, but it was just weird. They said we're shutting it down for 10 days. And then 30 minutes later, they're like, ah, we're open. We're back. Okay, look at this guy. Do we have audio up to, guys?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's up.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here we go.

[Eddie]

I think I can speak your language.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I can speak your language. Which language?

[Eddie]

Do you speak any language? Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Eight languages. Eight languages. Speak your language. Go Sharpo. Go Sharpo. No, no, no. Botswana. No, no.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What other language do you speak?

[Eddie]

Portuguese.

[Bobby Bones]

Portuguese.

[Eddie]

Sa.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. I speak shangana. Shangana? Yes.

[Eddie]

It's from mozambique also.

[Bobby Bones]

And in south africa also.

[Eddie]

They speak shangana. Yes. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And english and french. I think this guy that even knows the language is crazy.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Does that really see this? But it's like one meets another. Yeah. This guy knows like 100 languages. Like the. The brain capacity of or how they learn things and retain things is amazing.

[Amy]

I wish I had that.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, I wish I knew one other language. I know like a little French. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know, a little Spanish.

[Bobby Bones]

A little Spanish. Although I told you bad bunny was going too fast for me.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, he's going too fast for me.

[Bobby Bones]

He's going too fast. I couldn't. I couldn't understand anything.

[Amy]

Say cheese.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Selfie. Say cheese.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox is creeped out by father daughter dances. Just in general. Did you ever have one of those? Amy being the daughter?

[Amy]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

What's your problem with it? You don't have a daughter.

[Lunchbox]

I don't have a daughter. But I guess it's this time of year that they're having the father daughter dances because my Facebook feed is full of all these dads getting all dressed up and getting their daughters dolled up in these dresses And. And they're, like, hugging and then they're going to these dances and it just feels weird. It feels strange. It's something that I feel like society invented that needs to go away.

[Bobby Bones]

What feels weird about it? Yeah, because I don't feel anything weird about it.

[Amy]

The only thing that I struggle with when this kind of stuff comes around is the kids that don't have a dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. Them having to go. Yes, it's.

[Amy]

It highlights their situation. And they may have a father type figure that steps in, but that's not creepy. You don't think it's creepy?

[Bobby Bones]

He thinks it's creepy. That a dad. And he used the word getting his daughter dolled up. No, he does.

[Lunchbox]

He's like, they have these dresses on and the dad's all in a suit and it's like, here, let's go dance. Then it shows them, like, videos of them slow dancing. It's just like.

[Amy]

You don't think it's sweet?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

Is it because the daughter's going on a date with their dad?

[Lunchbox]

I. I think that's what it is. Like, it just.

[Amy]

A lot of dads that date their.

[Bobby Bones]

Daughter, well, that's weird to say.

[Amy]

Like, they try to. It's not actually dating, but they'll take their daughter to dinner and it's like they're trying to be a parent feeding your kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Amy]

They're representing, like, hey, I want to invest in you. I want to have this one on one time with you. And even on the date, like, demonstrating, like, this is how you should be treated.

[Lunchbox]

No, I understand. Like, taking them to dinner and teaching them how to be treated. But it's like they're going to prom. It just feels weird. And I don't. Every time I see the picture, I'm like, why do we do this?

[Bobby Bones]

All the things that you don't find creepy, this is what you find creepy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Dad's going to a dance with her daughter.

[Lunchbox]

100. It just feels creepy.

[Bobby Bones]

But can you list why?

[Lunchbox]

I wish I understood the words for it, but when I see the pictures, it gives me the ick. It just gives me the, like, oh, my God.

[Amy]

A feeling. He feels uncomfortable.

[Eddie]

It doesn't feel right.

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't feel right. Like mom's getting dressed up and taking their sons to go dance. Like it's something that is just weird.

[Eddie]

And why haven't we done that?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's true.

[Lunchbox]

Weird. It's weird, weird, weird.

[Bobby Bones]

What about father daughter dances at weddings?

[Lunchbox]

That's. They're grown adults. It's fine.

[Eddie]

So they're grown adults. The dad can date the daughter song and that's it.

[Lunchbox]

She is there dressed up for someone else. And also this is her getting dressed up for her dad.

[Amy]

And there is the. There is the opposite.

[Lunchbox]

Do you understand? Like that's what I'm saying at a wedding.

[Amy]

There's the opposite.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Son and the mom and. Yeah. Why don't we have mom son dances?

[Lunchbox]

It's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never thought about it being weird or strange because it's the dad and the dog. I don't know. I just never thought anything weird about it. Yes. Lunchbox thinks the dads are trying to pick up their daughters or something. Like there's something romantic feeling about it.

[Lunchbox]

It just feels. And then you're going to a place where there's a bunch of other dads with their daughter.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, that's the point.

[Eddie]

I mean, I'm with Bobby here. I've never thought about it being weird, but the more you talk about it, it's hard to. It is a. We've normalized it. Right? We've normalized it because it happens all the time. But it's. It is a little strange.

[Bobby Bones]

If the dance was the dad finds another kid's daughter to take. That's weird but messed up.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

And probably like there's only a few songs where they dance with their daughter, but mostly it's the kids dancing together.

[Eddie]

Have you been?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't know that.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. I don't think that's because I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Think there are boys at the father daughter dance.

[Amy]

But the girls get out there on the dance floor and just dance and have fun.

[Eddie]

And what do the dads. Dads do?

[Amy]

They just hang out.

[Lunchbox]

It's. It's that time of year and it's weird and it needs to stop.

[Bobby Bones]

I also don't think that the music at father daughter dances are that like dances that we would go to as kids. Like, I don't think they're grinding. I don't think they're playing upbeat music. I think it's a few slow dances.

[Amy]

There's no like genuine pony.

[Bobby Bones]

None of that's happening.

[Eddie]

I've never been so. I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

You'll have a daughter.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, you ever go to one of these?

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

The only thing dad daughter we had.

[Bobby Bones]

Was dad's donuts with dad.

[Amy]

And then we get really dressed up.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think dad.

[Amy]

Donuts with dad. Like the. The boys at school, their dad gets to come too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And like muffins with mom.

[Amy]

Those Are the only, like, parents?

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

I never heard of the mom. I get it. Yes. Abby, did you ever have a. A dad daughter dance or anything like that?

[Amy]

No, I never did see. My fiance is taking his daughter, though. I don't know on the father.

[Bobby Bones]

And then. What do you. No, don't check them. That's not what you say.

[Lunchbox]

It's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you. Is it weird?

[Amy]

No, I thought it was really cute. She was really excited to pick out a dress and.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, maybe that's her first experience of picking out a dress and doing something like that. And you get to do it safely with your dad.

[Amy]

Yeah, I agree.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I mean, there's a picture.

[Amy]

I don't think it's.

[Lunchbox]

What's the picture that triggered you. It's a dad and it has a picture and he's holding one of those candy hearts and it says, I'm yours. Like, that's weird. That is weird.

[Eddie]

That is weird.

[Lunchbox]

That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That dabbles into being. It's not. It's not weird. It's not weird because I understand what he's doing.

[Eddie]

That's a little weird. Dude.

[Amy]

I feel like it's like the. The a girl, her dad is her first love. That's like her first. Okay, but also then we need. It's like a totally different kind of love.

[Eddie]

Right, Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm yours to be like, I'm your dad.

[Eddie]

Well, then write that on the heart.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Voicemail.

[Amy]

Valentine's Day is coming and I have been with my husband for a very long time, and I am totally out of ideas. So I was curious from the men in the room, do you guys expect anything for Valentine's Day from your wives? Like, are you appreciative? Do you want a card?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, do you want the chocolate?

[Amy]

Do the men want things for Valentine's Day?

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. We'll take a gift at any time. The expectation as being a guy is not that. That I think the expectation of being a woman is. And maybe there's no expectation, but I'm just saying this holiday was not made for us. So do I get something from my wife? Yeah, she usually gives me a shirt or something. Just. Just a little token, a nice little gift. Something semi practical, but nothing crazy. So do I expect her to get me something at this point because she has created the expectation of that I get a pretty nice, fun gift? Yeah, I expect to get something, but only because she's created that expectation. I don't really care about a card. I can't eat chocolate. But I Do, like, something. But yeah, I think I do expect something because she's done it every year. You, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I don't care, dude. Like, I really don't care about getting gifts. But what I will do is I get mad whenever she gets me, like an expensive gift. Like a watch or something. Like, why? Why would you spend that on like, that's too much money. I'll take a $5, $10 box of chocolates. But something expensive makes me mad because it's Valentine's Day. It's not my birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, what if she got you a gift randomly, though? It was a nice watch.

[Eddie]

No, I'm like, don't take that back. Like we. I don't need that and it's a waste of money.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, randomly.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you really liked it?

[Eddie]

If it's a nice watch?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, something like, what if it all just depends on if you liked it or not.

[Eddie]

Like Rolex. Thank you. Wow, that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

But you wouldn't be like, take that back.

[Eddie]

No, I would be. And I'm like that with gifts. Like, I just don't like gifts. Like, I like gifts and Christmas, birthday, whatever. But like something where it's coming out. We share money, right? Like, so something that comes out of our bank account. I'm like, I don't want that.

[Amy]

You feel kind of like you bought it anyway.

[Eddie]

Yes, exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

So you could have bought you a gift, though, that you specifically wanted.

[Eddie]

Yeah, if I really wanted that watch, I'd save up for it and buy it myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I would love a gifts on Valentine's Day, but it's always put on the guy to get everything. Oh, gotta do this, gotta do that. So that's why I gave up on Valentine's Day. That's why my wife doesn't get anything on Valentine's Day.

[Bobby Bones]

Because why?

[Lunchbox]

Because if I'm not gonna get anything, you're not gonna get anything. It's a tip for tat.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Lunchbox]

But I mean, if you want to give me a gift, I will take a gift. No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

If she buys you something nice, awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Great, I'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

Why don't you feel the same way Eddie feels?

[Lunchbox]

Because I like gifts. I like people to spoil me.

[Amy]

Also, they don't share an account, so it's not Lunchbox's money.

[Lunchbox]

But I would. I mean, gifts are cool. And anytime you can get a gift, I don't care how old you are, getting a cool gift is so fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless it's your money being spent on it. Which was your point.

[Eddie]

Which is not fun.

[Bobby Bones]

You're doing anything for your wife right.

[Amy]

Now like a gift. Not. I'm not. I don't have an elaborate plan. Oh, yeah, no, I do. A card and a note and a gift.

[Eddie]

What's your problem with cards?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a lot of work that they've put into it that I don't think I appreciate as much as they've put the hard work into it.

[Amy]

Oh, I love a card. Words of affirmation are my love language.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's probably what you appreciate. Yes, I appreciate a gift.

[Lunchbox]

If.

[Bobby Bones]

If they thought about something that I would like and they go and track that down and spend money on it and give it to me, that's better than a card. It's not about. I don't care about cards. It's just the different way that people like to be shown love. I hate to say I'm like lunchbox or I like gifts. I do.

[Eddie]

You're on lunchboxes, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I know. I don't want to be on that team. But that is my love language. I think getting and giving gifts.

[Amy]

Most guys, though, are not. They don't care expecting anything crazy. So I would think of his love language if you know it and if it's acts of services or something you could do. If it is words like, can you write a really special note and take time to think through some stuff and write it down? Or you guys like a special note?

[Eddie]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just asking the guys here, do you want a special handwritten note from your wife talking about how great of a husband you are?

[Eddie]

No, I'm good.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Give me a present.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So with a card, though, is the card whatever it says on the card when you buy, is that good enough? You just sign your name or that's not good enough.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then why.

[Eddie]

Then why buy that one?

[Amy]

Exact. People are different, though. My dad was that guy. My dad was card guy. He would. And it was cute that he would spend time picking out the right exact card, but that's. The card was everything. And he would just sign his name at the bottom. That's it. But I did appreciate that he didn't just go grab a random card. I feel like he read through them. So that meant a little more.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, for sure.

[Amy]

But there are guys like that because that was definitely my dad to his kids, to his wives to his. Like it was. He let the car do the talking.

[Bobby Bones]

But if he spent time and you knew that looking for the right card, then you could appreciate that.

[Amy]

Now I made a jump there. I am Assuming he took time, the card always. The card always hit just right. So it fell. Felt like he took the time. So that is the story I have told myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Generally speaking, I will say to you, the caller, if you think your husband is going to do something for you or your boyfriend or whatever, do something. One sixth of what he's doing for you for him. And I think you'll be fine because we don't expect the same. But I think if we're going to go out of our way and feel nice to get a little something back, that's all I'll say. I'll end it there. Somebody on the show is going to be vulnerable here, so I encourage everybody to give them a little space. Okay, good.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. So. And Eddie's gonna play what he sent into this place because he has auditioned for a voice actor role. So he's actually gonna play us his voice acting. Roll tape. And I know it's easy for me to jump on him because you're like, oh, that's good, or that's terrible, but give him a little grace.

[Eddie]

Okay, dude. Thank you for saying that.

[Bobby Bones]

You're welcome. I just know how it is around.

[Eddie]

Here because, I mean, it is difficult. I've never done something like this before, but I feel like this was a sign. It was just landing on my lap. I was on Instagram and I see a post that says, open casting call for a voice acting job for a cartoon.

[Bobby Bones]

For what kind of character?

[Eddie]

It's a dad. It's perfect. It's a dad in his 40s or 50s.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right. That's the explanation of what the dad is or whatever the character is. And then these clips, it says different descriptions, like, we want him to be happy here. He's overly excited on this line or he's very nervous.

[Bobby Bones]

So we have this clip. It's 37 seconds long. This is Eddie auditioning for this voice.

[Eddie]

Acting role, and the character's name is Nightlight.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so Nightlight is a dad.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else you need to tell us so we know what this role is?

[Eddie]

Yeah, Nightlight is a horse. They're all. It's kind of like a horse dad. Yeah, it's like a spin off of My Little Pony.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And so picture a horse dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here we go.

[Eddie]

Eddie Garcia, voiceover audition for Nightlight, line one. I made some extra snacks for you guys just in case you get hungry. Three oatmeal cookies for Twilight. And here you go. Diamond cookies for Spike, line two. Oh, but what if you get too busy with all Your royal duties. You might not even have time to see us. Line three. Friends Twilight, we're so proud of you. Grunts, crying. See, there it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job.

[Amy]

What do you guys think?

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty good. That's pretty good. Amy, you wanna.

[Amy]

Yeah, I. Well, first of all, I think it's really good. Eddie's always been great at voices, so I think that he has, you know, he's. That's a win for you. Like, that's something that's on your side, right? Like, whatever you need to do a little. I would like to see you slow it down a little bit, though. The lines felt a little rushed to me, but that's it.

[Eddie]

Okay, hold on. Lines. A little rush. Let me write that down.

[Bobby Bones]

You already sent it off, right?

[Eddie]

No, I didn't. I didn't. Oh, I have not. I want to show you guys first to see. Maybe you've had notes and then.

[Amy]

Are you. I'm sure that you're doing what they instructed. Like, you're supposed to go line one.

[Eddie]

I've never done that before. It just said record these lines.

[Bobby Bones]

I would just record all the lines without saying line one line too. Oh, really? Yeah, it knows what you're doing.

[Eddie]

Okay. I wanted to be a little organized.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was a little. It disrupted the flow.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Every voice on the. Exactly the same, Everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the same?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, but you were supposed to sound sad. You're supposed to sound. They all sounded happy. Your. Your cry sounded like you were laughing. Like, it didn't sound like a cry at all. It's like. It was like a laugh.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, how would you do a crying horse?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

What.

[Lunchbox]

What was the line?

[Bobby Bones]

This is crying horse and grunting.

[Eddie]

The horse is crying.

[Amy]

It's supposed to grunt. Crying.

[Lunchbox]

You were talking while you're. So I need some. What were you talking about?

[Eddie]

Oh, you want a line? Say, friends, Twilight, we're so proud of you. But crying, no, that was overly exciting.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Amy]

Okay, just cry.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

You're a horse.

[Lunchbox]

Well, he didn't sound like a horse.

[Eddie]

No, the horse is a human guy. It's just a horse.

[Lunchbox]

He literally did not sound like a horse at all then.

[Amy]

So you don't have to like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I was thinking he'd be like.

[Lunchbox]

Literally, Eddie just talked like himself, and they would put him inside the horse.

[Amy]

When he was a little animated.

[Lunchbox]

You think he sounded like a horse at all?

[Eddie]

You know what? This was a mistake. Why don't I just set it off without showing you guys?

[Amy]

No, no, don't send it off like that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You need to sound like a horse now. I didn't know that.

[Eddie]

Now you guys are saying I need to sound like a horse.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you told us it's a horse, so then we're forced by singing It's a horse.

[Amy]

I think. I think you sound fine if it's.

[Bobby Bones]

A human voice just coming from a horse. That's different.

[Eddie]

That's what it is. It's like Ninja Turtles, you know, like, they don't talk like turtles.

[Bobby Bones]

How would you buy a turtle? I have no idea. You don't have anything good to say?

[Lunchbox]

Great effort, man.

[Eddie]

No, no. Anything like good criticism?

[Lunchbox]

I just gave you a good criticism. Your laugh, you or your cry sounds like a laugh.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And every voice. When you were supposed to be happy or sad, it all sounded happy. So you gotta, like, really change.

[Amy]

Be versatile.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you feel about getting direction from him?

[Eddie]

Not great. I mean, why am I listening to him? Like, what does he know?

[Lunchbox]

What do you know?

[Eddie]

Well, nothing.

[Amy]

But he does have a squirrel character.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay. But he has a squirrel character that's never gotten. It's never left.

[Lunchbox]

But I've.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Squeaky the squirrel. Okay.

[Eddie]

What is that? How does that sound?

[Bobby Bones]

If you want to get on tv, That's Mickey Mouse. That's just a Mickey Mouse. Russian.

[Lunchbox]

I don't do Mickey Mouse.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's literally a Mickey Mouse impression. Hey, everybody, That's. That.

[Lunchbox]

It's not what I did.

[Eddie]

Do it again. Do it again.

[Lunchbox]

Squeaky the squirrel here. And I'm gonna go find some nuts and I'm gonna climb up to a tree and then I'm gonna drop them on your car. Have a great day.

[Bobby Bones]

Squirrel. I would just slow it down.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And not put in line one, Line two. And send it off to take those out.

[Lunchbox]

What about his crying?

[Eddie]

The crying was good, right?

[Bobby Bones]

It was funny to hear it again.

[Eddie]

Eddie Garcia, voiceover audition for Nightlight, line one. I made some extra snacks for you guys just in case you get hungry. Oatmeal cookies for Twilight. And here you go. Diamond cookies for Spike. Line two. Oh, but what if you get too busy with all your royal duties? You might not even have time to see us. Line three. Friends, Twilight, we're so proud of you. Grunts crying.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that crack wasn't that bad.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Listening back, it's not that bad. Thank you.

[Eddie]

And the description is intense cry as though you just heard you just lost someone in a battle.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that wasn't.

[Eddie]

That's like, I lost someone in the battle.

[Amy]

I don't know, because some of it did sound like laughing until he goes, yes. You know when you sounded like, would.

[Bobby Bones]

You give Lunchbox that same email address?

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, whoa, whoa.

[Lunchbox]

If I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Eddie]

Like, I didn't want to make this competition, man. Like, I feel like this is for me to try. I don't want him trying out for.

[Lunchbox]

This, you know, because he's worried.

[Bobby Bones]

He's better than intimidation.

[Amy]

Is there a mom role?

[Bobby Bones]

This is the problem.

[Eddie]

There is a.

[Bobby Bones]

This is like being in a classroom and having cookies. You gotta have one for everybody.

[Eddie]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

I would recut that. Okay. As Amy said, take the notes from Amy and then send it off and let us know how it goes.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

When will you get an update?

[Eddie]

I don't know. It says the deadlines in, like, two weeks, so I think early is better. Right? Or wait till the last day.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't wait till the last day because they'll get a whole lot more near the end. You want to get in front of them now?

[Eddie]

Hey, this is paid too. And you know what? If I get this job, who knows what else is next? Maybe be out of here, dude, this would be amazing. I don't want to leave here. It's just something I can do on the side.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we're rooting for you.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

We have Ian on the phone right now. Hey, Ian. What's up, buddy?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, morning studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning.

[Lunchbox]

Calling to see.

[Bobby Bones]

To do a segment that we don't think y' all have done in six years or so since the last time I called.

[Lunchbox]

Or do that.

[Bobby Bones]

30 seconds of laughing. Oh, man, this is hard. We haven't done this in a while. And what happens, too? Listeners will come up on our show midway through this and think that we've just freaked out. Like, we've gone insane. Possibly we have rabies. Like, all that could probably. But what we do is, at Ian's request is we just laugh for 30 seconds. Gotta kind of be in the right mood to do this.

[Amy]

It feels hard today, but, yeah, it could be good.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to give it a run?

[Amy]

I mean, maybe we all need it a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

I got the timer up.

[Eddie]

30 seconds.

[Amy]

About to go insane anyways.

[Bobby Bones]

Ian, don't hang up. Okay. All right, well, okay. This is for Ian and for everybody out there. We are going to laugh for 30 seconds straight for no reason whatsoever.

[Eddie]

Cold start.

[Bobby Bones]

Cold start. Ready?

[Eddie]

Ready?

[Bobby Bones]

Two, one, go.

[Eddie]

It. Have gone another 30 seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Good, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. Good. I'm out of breath.

[Amy]

My face hurts.

[Bobby Bones]

Ian, how. How you feel about that?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's what we need. We all need to find a laugh every day.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, we forced that one. I don't know if we found it, but we forced it. Ian, because you called, I'm going to give you a $250 gift card to Macy's. How does that sound?

[Lunchbox]

Dude, no way. That's awesome. I got two little kids and two little boys, so that's. Dude, that's perfect.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, hold on for a second. We're gonna get you this card. So don't forget, Valentine's Day is coming up Saturday. So if it's Valentine's Day you're thinking about, Macy's makes it easy to find something special for every relationship and every budget. This Valentine's Day, Macy's has diamond jewelry at every price point and up to 70 off this week. Diamond bracelets, diamond studs. They're a timeless symbol of love. Don't show up empty handed. Macy's is the destination for last minute gifting that will make Valentine's Day memorable. Get to your local Macy's this Valentine's Day or hit up Macy's dot com. We're going to give you this, Ian, since you requested a segment we haven't done in six years and do whatever you want with it. $250 gift card to Macy's.

[Eddie]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

The morning Corny Why should you never date an apostrophe?

[Lunchbox]

Questions? They ghost you.

[Bobby Bones]

They skip.

[Eddie]

What's the apostrophe? Which one is that one?

[Bobby Bones]

It's the one on top that goes in between letters.

[Eddie]

Oh, like the plural?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Or it could be they're too possessive. Oh, that's it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Amy]

Why did the rabbit eat the engagement ring?

[Lunchbox]

Carrots.

[Bobby Bones]

Too many carrots.

[Lunchbox]

Too many. He thought it was a carrot. Carrots.

[Eddie]

Lots of carrots.

[Bobby Bones]

Too many carrots on it.

[Lunchbox]

Lots of carrots.

[Eddie]

He loves carrots.

[Bobby Bones]

Loves to eat. Is it carrots? It's gotta be carrots. That's the joke. Keep going.

[Eddie]

We have to get it though, cuz it was 24k. Yes, 24 carrots. Oh, okay.

[Lunchbox]

The exact number.

[Amy]

Hey, he got it. Well How. How did tightrope walkers find romance?

[Bobby Bones]

Walk in the fine line so they don't get yelled at by their wife.

[Eddie]

Dang, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Online.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good. Wow.

[Amy]

Okay, what happens after two spiders get engaged?

[Eddie]

Webbed. They tie the knot.

[Lunchbox]

Why not? Stuck together, they. They build a web, they build a.

[Bobby Bones]

House, they build a newly web.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good. That's good. They become newlywebs.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Question.

[Amy]

What happens after spiders? Evil living.

[Lunchbox]

Good job.

[Amy]

How do you get a farm girl to like you?

[Bobby Bones]

Plant and plant your seed in her. Hey, tell me that one ain't good, though.

[Eddie]

That's pretty good.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. A tractor.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

That wasn't bad.

[Bobby Bones]

I kind of, like, plant your seed. Didn't have that.

[Eddie]

I went, like, the milking route.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I'm kind of glad I'm done with the. Almost done with the Valentine's Day theme. Running out. Pretty good, though.

[Bobby Bones]

How many we get?

[Amy]

I mean, you got possessive 24 carats. Online dating a webbing and plant your seed in her. And then a tractor you didn't get. So you got four.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go.

[Eddie]

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

[Bobby Bones]

This guy wins a bronze medal at the Olympics, and in the interview, he admitted he cheated on his girlfriend. Did you see any of this?

[Amy]

I mean, I saw a little clip, and I was just like, what is even happening right now?

[Bobby Bones]

So the interview is not in English, so I'll give you the backstory. First, he gets on and he said that he cheated on, quote, the love of his life, the most beautiful and kindest person. I told her a week ago, it's been the worst week of my life. Which, by the way, he's being interviewed because he just won a bronze medal right on Earth. I had a gold medal in my life. And there's probably a lot of people out there who can look at me differently now, but I have eyes for her. Sports has taken a back seat these past couple days. Yeah, I wish I could share this with her.

[Amy]

Well, you are.

[Bobby Bones]

He's 28.

[Amy]

He wanted to share the win with her.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe she who might be watching today, that I cheated on her with with.

[Eddie]

The rest of us.

[Amy]

I mean, so this was his big moment to, like, try to get her back.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I can play you this. He's talking about why he decided to tell the world that he cheated. Here you go. So today I made the choice to tell the world what I did. So maybe there's a chance that she will show. See what she really means to me. And Maybe not, but I don't want to think I didn't try everything to get her back. So.

[Amy]

Interesting tactic.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think about that? Because I feel like that would embarrass her more now on the world stage. Your ex boyfriend just admitted he cheated on you. Now everybody knows.

[Amy]

Right? And, and you're also like, wow, he was willing to sacrifice his reputation to make sure that I know how much he loves me and that he, he's willing to admit what he did.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, I would be embarrassed if I, if I had been cheated on. And the person gets on international television and said they cheated on, I would be embarrassed. I think that would drive me further in the hole.

[Amy]

I'm not saying it would work, but I could see where he was come he's coming from thinking like, oh, this proclamation might show her. I'm serious.

[Bobby Bones]

It also means she's not returning his text or answering his call. That's the only way he can get to her is by saying it on television interview. Yeah, he's probably said that to her on the phone or texted to her and he's getting no response. So you say it that way, right?

[Eddie]

You all think it works?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it. I.

[Amy]

But no, Bobby's saying it would drive her further away.

[Eddie]

But like, I don't know where it crossed his mind where he thought that this would be.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the last dish.

[Amy]

This is his Hail Mary.

[Bobby Bones]

Big, big Hail Mary too. Oh, can I tell you something else?

[Amy]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Thanks for letting me tell you this. So I was watching a video and there's this movie called Project Hail Mary coming out and Ryan Gosling is the main person. He's an astronaut, goes into space. There's a book, wonderful book, movies coming out. And so they were promoting the movie and they were showing him throw hell Mary's with a ball that said project Hail Mary. And so he takes football and just chunks it. He can't throw. They should have never made this video.

[Eddie]

Ryan Gosling can't throw.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't throw.

[Eddie]

Love that.

[Amy]

Can't throw a football because like I can throw a football.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm telling you your form. If you could find him throwing this Hail Mary. I saw it, I was like, oh, they should delete this immediately. Because in our mind, he's married to Eva Mendez. Perfect strong, good looking guy, muscles.

[Eddie]

There's nothing he cannot do except throw.

[Bobby Bones]

A football like a dude. And then I started, oh, no. Then I separate it and I go, well, he did grow up. Mickey Mouse club. He's a singer, dancer. He didn't play sports probably.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

He just does a bunch of sit ups.

[Amy]

Like, it does make sense.

[Bobby Bones]

It ruined my image of him.

[Lunchbox]

But wait, wasn't he the quarterback in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, no, Watch. Amy.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Reminded again.

[Eddie]

Is that a real throw?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not a real throw. Like, watch him throw. He's got the ball. He's like, here's the Hail Mary. Watch me throw it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's AI with the ball.

[Eddie]

It looks like me throwing left.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it looks like a dude throwing with the wrong. One more time. Here's a throwing motion.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Wow, that's bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoever cleared that was doing him an injustice.

[Amy]

Yeah. I gotta say, being able to throw a football is hot. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And as a dude, if you play sports, you get taught how to throw a football.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude. I mean, you learn from a very young age how to throw a football.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a bad look for Ryan Gosling. Yeah. Amy, thoughts? Am I reading too much into it? No, because I like Ryan Gosling.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was a good book and I can't wait for the movie.

[Bobby Bones]

But greatest Throwing Form. If you saw him throw like that. If you saw him throw like that, I mean, what?

[Amy]

I went out of ten?

[Bobby Bones]

A one.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no. Am I doing one out of ten?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amy]

I mean, it's not okay. Five, six. I mean, he made it all the way to the donut.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, that's fake. He can't throw it that far either.

[Eddie]

People are going to think that that's real and not focus on the arm.

[Amy]

No, no, I saw the arm, but then I saw it reach the donut.

[Bobby Bones]

Watch me throw with my offhand.

[Amy]

Okay, hold on, guys. Tell me how the donut is.

[Bobby Bones]

AI, they can just take the ball. It's like when Tom Brady throws it into the throwing machine, the jug machine. It's AI. But it's like, like Eddie said, if I took. I'm left handed. If I took my right arm and threw it, it'd be like this. Yeah, that's what he looks like. Ryan Gosling. We'll put this up if you haven't. I'm not trying to be a hater because I like Ryan Gosling, but when I saw it, I was like, oh, good, he can't do everything right.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Bones, Bobby, Bone Show Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes us from Milton, Massachusetts. There was some ice on the roof of a home. And the guy's like, man, that's a lot of ice. I'm worried my roof's gonna cave. In. You know what? I got this blowtorch. If I melt the ice, my roof will be okay. Gets up on the ladder. Blowtorch, boom. House goes up in flames.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course, I do think this is better than the one, what, a week ago where the guy was trying to blowtorch, like, the pipes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The gas line, and then exploded.

[Eddie]

That's, like, right on the gas line.

[Bobby Bones]

So this one's a little better. Yeah, man. Fire. Unless it's concrete or dirt, you really can't use your blowtorch to melt things. I just don't think it's safe. I would just go and say, don't use your blowtorch to melt things. Generally speaking.

[Lunchbox]

All right, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Voicemail. I want you to know how much.

[Amy]

I enjoy part two. I've been listening for about 10 years now. I would love if you guys got even more uncensored. I want to hear more about aliens from you, Bobby. I want to hear more about Eddie's road rage. I want to hear more about lunchboxes.

[Bobby Bones]

Testicles. I just.

[Amy]

I just want to hear more of the unfiltered, uncensored stuff. I just love you guys so much, and I consider you guys my friends.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks. Sounds like she wants us to the show naked. Hmm.

[Lunchbox]

That's what it sounded like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Part two is a part of the podcast. So the entire radio show goes up as part one, then we stay practically every day, and we do a whole second show, and it's also on our YouTube page. A Bobby Boneshow. So just different rules. We can actually, like, relax and talk about things longer than on this show, where we have clocks and times we have to hit. But if you go subscribe to the Bobby Bones show podcast, you can hear the radio show and you can hear part two where this. This. She wants us, like, punching each other using the bathroom while we do the show. I don't know what she wants.

[Eddie]

Raunchier.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you can hear part two. It's up there. It's easy. Nailed it. Check out today's podcast, though. We got a lot up. Again, all of today's show is up, including someone on the show trying to get a job somewhere else. We talk about that. They're open about it, but you can hear that on the Bobby Bones show podcast. All right, that's what's up. We will see you guys tomorrow again. Search for the Bobby Bones show hit subscribe, and you can have our podcast right there. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby Bones the Bobby Bone show.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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